October 20, 2025 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pot and a reminder, the
Christmas Cocktail specials are going to be recording and a
few weeks in November and they're going to play out
over the Christmas break. So if you would like us
to read out your name a little questioning, you can
go to zitim online or there's a linking our Instagram
by fbh ZM on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Now, I just want to show it. I've got some
absolute excellent service yesterday at the hardware store, okay, and
it was like it was like watching a master class
of a man that's obviously done this for a very
long time in debt with many a woman who is
newly single and has convinced herself that she can do
it all. Because I went into the hardware store yesterday
and I'm sort of like a lost lamb, you know,
(00:46):
very wide eyed man ye clearly looking for something, but
she doesn't know where she is. Stumbled into an aisle,
I found something I needed. At the end, the guy
said to me, you all right, and I said no,
and I told him what I needed and I described
it as Hi, I'm trying to put a thing on
the end of my drill that the powered one, and
(01:09):
I bought the thing that has the you slide the
thing onto the bit. So I bought the thing that
slides on with the bit. And then the bit bit
is not fitting into the neck hole of the drill
bit that I have, and I feel like I'm missing
a bit. And he goes, Okay, can you head over
there and go to this aisle and look for a
guy with slipped back here? Said say no, he said,
(01:31):
he's your guy. Walk over and I see it and
you know what his here?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Slip back, slip back.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I said, this with a gel you think, or just
a wet comb. It feels a witcomb. Older gentleman, okay.
And I say to him as well, Hey, I'm trying
to do this, and I bought the bit and it's
like a neck bit thing that slides onto a bit yep.
And I said, I've got the drill, but when I
open the neck bit, the hole's too tight for the
(01:56):
bit and it won't go in. What am I doing
wrong here? And the guy goes, oh, yeah, so you're
trying to cut a hole and you've got a man draw,
but you've got the neck hot, which we probably got
a ten millimeter thing. I was like, oh, and he
just like boy, translates my girl thing into I think
we should gender that well. I mean, on a on
a surface level, very much. I was a lost girl
(02:17):
needing the help of a man who was trying to
pretend like she didn't need no man because I'm going
to cut this whole my sound. Yeah, but he did.
You're right. He basically translated it from I don't know
how to do anything to exactly what I needed. And
it was like a masterclass, Like how did he even know?
And then when I told him, he was like it
should fit in the and he said the proper to
him and I said no, and he goes, can I
(02:39):
ask if the make is a this? And then and
he said the make and I said, he said, he goes,
here's what the problem is. You've got a ten milimeter
thing rather than a twelve milimeter thing. And he just
knew exactly what to do. That's hot. It was so hot. Yeah,
I kind of wanted to fuck this whole guy, like
do you know, I mean, like afterwards, I was immediately
like daddy, do you know what I mean? Like it
really like it was okay.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Energy you were going to be If you're going to
bang in a hard where stollor where would you do it?
Oh yeah, rugs, rugs between the rugs and between the
hanging rugs to the toilets. But then the problem with
the toilets and hard whistles is all the traders.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You're not leading to the display toilets.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You're gonna go to the actual toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, that's cheating.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You're allow to go in there.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Somewhere in the hard plants. Landscaping. Yeah, busy, busy, and
you get many places. I'd bang in the sheds and.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
The display ship, the garden sheds there, display door banging
there there you go yeah yeah, yeah, all the furniture.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
No, it's always in the middle. Yeah, see your bane
because you kind of want to do it a little
bit discrete that or I'd bang in the cupboards.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I would actually wait until the staff member walked away
and I get that little elevator ladder thing. They've got
to take it right up, take it up, top off
and get up on the top sholf. Know what. You'd
put the barriers up at the end of the aisles,
because you know, when they're up on that thing, you're
not aladd in the aisle, the.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Up and the bang on the scissor, the scissor on
the scissor, you know what I mean. Unfortunately, No, I
mean you can still scissor. There's just stuff in the way.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I think they call that frottaging. It is.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's heavy frottages, heavy heterosexual scissoring. Anyway, I'm men shout
out to this guy who honestly just took zero.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Make your whole? Did you count your whole?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
No, I've got an su But I've fixed the issue
because of what he has, the information he provided us. Right,
that's great, And now I've learned. And next time I
go and I won't look so lost, and I'll be
upstairs frottaging. It's a stranger
From the Zidim podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pot and a reminder, the
Christmas Cocktail specials are going to be recording and a
few weeks in November and they're going to play out
over the Christmas break. So if you would like us
to read out your name a little questioning, you can
go to zitim online or there's a linking our Instagram
by fbh ZM on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Now, I just want to show it. I've got some
absolute excellent service yesterday at the hardware store, okay, and
it was like it was like watching a master class
of a man that's obviously done this for a very
long time in debt with many a woman who is
newly single and has convinced herself that she can do
it all. Because I went into the hardware store yesterday
and I'm sort of like a lost lamb, you know,
(00:46):
very wide eyed man ye clearly looking for something, but
she doesn't know where she is. Stumbled into an aisle,
I found something I needed. At the end, the guy
said to me, you all right, and I said no,
and I told him what I needed and I described
it as Hi, I'm trying to put a thing on
the end of my drill that the powered one, and
(01:09):
I bought the thing that has the you slide the
thing onto the bit. So I bought the thing that
slides on with the bit. And then the bit bit
is not fitting into the neck hole of the drill
bit that I have, and I feel like I'm missing
a bit. And he goes, Okay, can you head over
there and go to this aisle and look for a
guy with slipped back here? Said say no, he said,
(01:31):
he's your guy. Walk over and I see it and
you know what his here?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Slip back, slip back.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I said, this with a gel you think, or just
a wet comb. It feels a witcomb. Older gentleman, okay.
And I say to him as well, Hey, I'm trying
to do this, and I bought the bit and it's
like a neck bit thing that slides onto a bit yep.
And I said, I've got the drill, but when I
open the neck bit, the hole's too tight for the
(01:56):
bit and it won't go in. What am I doing
wrong here? And the guy goes, oh, yeah, so you're
trying to cut a hole and you've got a man draw,
but you've got the neck hot, which we probably got
a ten millimeter thing. I was like, oh, and he
just like boy, translates my girl thing into I think
we should gender that well. I mean, on a on
a surface level, very much. I was a lost girl
(02:17):
needing the help of a man who was trying to
pretend like she didn't need no man because I'm going
to cut this whole my sound. Yeah, but he did.
You're right. He basically translated it from I don't know
how to do anything to exactly what I needed. And
it was like a masterclass, Like how did he even know?
And then when I told him, he was like it
should fit in the and he said the proper to
him and I said no, and he goes, can I
(02:39):
ask if the make is a this? And then and
he said the make and I said, he said, he goes,
here's what the problem is. You've got a ten milimeter
thing rather than a twelve milimeter thing. And he just
knew exactly what to do. That's hot. It was so hot. Yeah,
I kind of wanted to fuck this whole guy, like
do you know, I mean, like afterwards, I was immediately
like daddy, do you know what I mean? Like it
really like it was okay.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Energy you were going to be If you're going to
bang in a hard where stollor where would you do it?
Oh yeah, rugs, rugs between the rugs and between the
hanging rugs to the toilets. But then the problem with
the toilets and hard whistles is all the traders.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You're not leading to the display toilets.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You're gonna go to the actual toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, that's cheating.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You're allow to go in there.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Somewhere in the hard plants. Landscaping. Yeah, busy, busy, and
you get many places. I'd bang in the sheds and.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
The display ship, the garden sheds there, display door banging
there there you go yeah yeah, yeah, all the furniture.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
No, it's always in the middle. Yeah, see your bane
because you kind of want to do it a little
bit discrete that or I'd bang in the cupboards.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I would actually wait until the staff member walked away
and I get that little elevator ladder thing. They've got
to take it right up, take it up, top off
and get up on the top sholf. Know what. You'd
put the barriers up at the end of the aisles,
because you know, when they're up on that thing, you're
not aladd in the aisle, the.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Up and the bang on the scissor, the scissor on
the scissor, you know what I mean. Unfortunately, No, I
mean you can still scissor. There's just stuff in the way.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I think they call that frottaging. It is.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's heavy frottages, heavy heterosexual scissoring. Anyway, I'm men shout
out to this guy who honestly just took zero.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Make your whole? Did you count your whole?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
No, I've got an su But I've fixed the issue
because of what he has, the information he provided us. Right,
that's great, And now I've learned. And next time I
go and I won't look so lost, and I'll be
upstairs frottaging. It's a stranger
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