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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a little Bit of Pod. Welcome
to a little bit of Pod. The Big Pod is
back on Tuesday, the twenty eighth of October. We've gone
on strike for a couple of days just to make
an extra long weekend we have.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
We are striking due to the completely fair conditions that
we have every single day.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yes, yeah, we just we're tired of it. We saw
the teachers do it and we thought that's a great
long weekend ploy.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, what are your complaints? We're like, Noah, Sometimes when
we coming in the morning, the studio is a bit hot.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I know that strike, strike, strike, strike strike. I'm not
having a go at teachers. What are the teachers everything
they deserve, the teachers, the fire people, the everybody. Now,
while we're away, our little bit of Pod will be
just just slee weet us. And just before we get
into these completely anonymous responses for a question that we
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have asked on social media, I will remind all of
ourlis's the Christmas Cocktail specials return and you have until
the thirty first of October to submit your Christmas Cocktail
special Shouter.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
And also you have to the thirty first of October
to submit to daddy.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'm just saying daddy and daddy of your choice. Now
you can find the link at our Instagram bio, if
HM or ziteim online dot com. Right just between us, yeah,
just now, just between us.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
We're not sharing it with anyone else.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You do. We have a specific bit of music in
the background, but just between us, what would you like?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Anything you want?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Just between us?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I was just two of No, I don't like that shit.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Well let's have what do you think I'll tell you
on this secret?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah? Sts, secrets?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, secrets songs?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
What about is it? Little secrets? Is that passion? Part
little secrets?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
All my secrets away one Republic talking in a sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Toy ex Little secrets is passion? But great song, great song.
This is a great song. Great jaz Yeah, I love that.
I'm just gonna repeat. I'll put that on repeat in
the background. Love that. So just between us. The question
that we asked on so Sumid here, if you had
a death bed admission, what would it be? Would you
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admit on your death bed?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Now, I reckon, I'd forget I have this admission. I'll
be like, oh, my death bed and I'll be.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Like the guys, wait a minute over again, and then yea, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Don't know that I have I don't really have a
lot of secrets. At least one person in my life
knows all of my secrets.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, okay, yeah, we know a lot of them were
well admissions. Why don't you pull up these are all anonymous.
Shannon saw your names and she cropped them out. Yeah,
she cropped them out, so you are we don't actually
have her taken out to So your secrets will, we say,
will be by the people that built them. You know,
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as soon as they were built, they were killed because
they know the secrets.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
They knew the secret passages.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Second, our disbit admission that we got Shannon whacked. She
knew too much about our precious listeners.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So I got with a famous New Zealand band member
and afterwards found out that he was married.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I want the private information of who that was.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You mean someone in the music industry was a dirty.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Rugby players have affairs, No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Good boy boy confession that I accidentally skip a pearl
and pretty sure skipped the pearl.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And that's pretty sure.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I got pretty good.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Oh, I pushed a little more morphine to help someone
pass away. Quicker for the family's sake.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Fuck years, oh my god, for it, for it.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You're in pain in your terminal and it's just a
matter of time. It's way easier to just.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Go clickery clack andy clicker click click.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Waiting for I'm gonna go. I'm not doing a U
turn and being like, way I feel bitter, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh my god, would that have been do you recking?
That was pre the Euthanasia Act.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, but you have to be so solid of mine.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
The Asian actors step in the right direction, but it's
still flawed. You have to be like what terminal you
have to be within six months and some people will get.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Get back and I'm like, that's probably enough.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I will happily push you both down the stairs.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Get the morphine. Click clack, that sounds painful, and I'll
get to the bottom and I will have broken my
neck and they won't let me die and I'll be
a vegetable.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Just look an accident. Clicking you too much morphine doesn't
look like an accident. I'll be like that was Haley.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It does, but shaky, oh yeah, she does. Anxiety anxiety.
I have a hidden stash of nine thousand dollars and
we're looking to buy a house. But this money is
hidden because.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It's for an engagement ring.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Oh thatch confession, it's ad a little secret.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It's a little secret. I knew my partner was my
ex'es brother all along. I just acted surprise the morning after.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh my god, I love that so much better.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I love it when you've slept with brothers, You've got
to got to know what you're saying, like that you have,
you have?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I have?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
And which one was better? One or two?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I slept with Gary and Allan Whitten. I had time
for me to come out of the closet. You did
not better because the big mustache was a real little
tick lash.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It was a ticklash.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I've literally never slept with brothers ever in my life.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
No, but I would compare them immediately.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You would.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, My dead be confession is that I cheated on
all of my master's assignments.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Hashtag chat GPT.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I just think everyone's doing that now, all right, that's
not even.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
As long as you know the things you need to know.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
For the job, you get though you think of what
we've had so far. Also spoiler alert, I've been in
this job so long, there's been zero tests. Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
There's no test.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
There's no test.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
There's no tests in life. No, So you think, well,
we've had so far.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
We've had the morphine thing that slept headed money, cheated
on my master's, someone's death, be confisionists. One time I
drank my own purse out of curiosity.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Going on.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
You know, I've never drunk purse, and I'll say that
hand on heart, but somehow I sort of feel like
I would know what it tastes.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, but before you sep you see it, you hadn't
slept with brothers. Now I don't know what to believe anymore. Yeah, boy,
the girl that cried, I haven't drunk my own purse
over there. I was the one who put instant mashed
potatoes all through the yard before it rained.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
It's another Oh my my powdered potato. It would go
between the grass right.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
And potato lawn.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
My father's sick and divorce happened because of me. She
kept heading on me. Long story, it's my death, be confession.
So you can they slip together their step mom the palms,
meet me, meet me. Ah, they do literally probably I've
been the other woman for more than one man. Is
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that somebody else?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I love that my death be confession and Mom, Dad,
I don't have my bachelor's degree like you think I did.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh wow, because mom and dad don't run the database check,
do they?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
No? No, if you get a job at the niver
a thirty year old female or a partner of ten
years have a massive crush on my colleague that's six
years younger, twenty four year old on our hands.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
And by m Carpy that.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I chewed up the disc for my brother's favorite PlayStation
two game when I was sick of playing it. Fuck,
he's pulling My death being confision will be that I'm
in love with my flatmate. I sleep with my best
friend's brother once and she doesn't know, but it was
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worth it for that. Dirk and death being confusion. I
actually don't think I'm gay because it was always like,
you know, people pretending to be straight, like my death
being coffiicionid be like I'm gay or I've had the
gay Do.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
You feel like sometimes there's so much effort to come
out kind of go like makes you don't think so anymore?
Or maybe it just did not just be by sexuality.
It's changes very fluid, very.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Fluid, like when I sleep with Gary and Allen, which
again I just for the record, Born has not sleept
with former All Blacks era Allen and Gary won just
because you know they are.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Still alive very much Google. I don't know own super
I feel like they own supermarkets or something. Gary's sixth
so he's approaching retirement age.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I don't know what he's doing now.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
So many All Blacks and sports people end up owning
a four square or something or doing real estate and stay. Yeah,
yeah he was.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
They were twin brothers too, so that's actually double wins
for me to unlock.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Yeah, they were just brothers.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
They were twins.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, so there we go. Okay, well there was our
just between us. We're going to be back tomorrow with
a admit something you like.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It is that is the just between us, admitting something
you actually like.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I'll see you then,