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October 29, 2025 • 5 mins

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; how about another Bali story..?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's fleechborn and Haley's a little bit of pot Welcome
to a little bit of pon And just a reminder,
only a couple of days left to submit your Christmas
Cocktail special shoutouts so you can find the submission forms
anhim online or the linkers in our instagram by f
E H him on Instagram, or.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Don't but you just won't be included. You can listen
to it still when it comes out over the Christmas brain.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
How much more fun would be to hear your name? Yeah,
it would be way more fun.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Do you know her love shout outs? Shout outs to
Shannon and the shot.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
No shooting the mechanics, Yeah, shout out.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
It's a different job with the bakery every time because
she gets a shout out.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Should we continue our sharing of our balley trap?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
It seems right again the juicy stories aren't making the podcast,
but again that those will be in Haley's new comedy
special next year.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I will say the three of us are closer than
ever after five days away stuff we can't say.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
And then finishing it off with me and Vaughn shitting ourselves.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, well, I don't know. I got an eight hour sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, I know you did, and that was you were
a new person, a new man. Yeah, I have seen
if that energized for a long bouncing off the walls.
How did I not get Barley Belly? But you guys did,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I don't know, but it was definitely the exact same time,
the exact same type. Maybe you've just got a harder
guts from all you.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Maybe you two are or no.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
I was actually indicating behind the scenes to keep it classy,
that maybe it was the room and you were doing
that was keeping you healthy.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Imagine on the last night you went to bed and
Vorn and I went and room to the same person.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
And that's how it happened.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
He inoculated himself against Barley Belly by a little bit
of rimming every day.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
How we get I was going to say, it was
good gut house, good gut house, my butcher.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah you did love.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, I know I bought some butcher over there, didn't
I Maybe that's why, because I was drinking the butcher.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I drunk it the next day to try to make
it seem a bit bitter.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
That'll be why.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
That'll be your on fire.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, exactly, we does on fire.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
We do know someone that shout themselves on a plane
and that was my worst nightmare for you two. But
we had drugs to block.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
We had the drugs to block it.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Ut but definitely there was a moment, there was a
moment where I thought it might slide out.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
We did on one of the days do something that
we all when we Hale No booked something for Bali
when we were drunk or not drunk drug We had
a few afternoon drinks and we thought, let's book a
beach club and then.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Like dorned off bag Instagram.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
And then the next day I was like, why did
we do that?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Like, that's not my vibe. I don't think it's your vibe.
Maybe Haley's.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah, on a good day, on a good day.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
But then I was like, I don't know if we're
gonna like this. But we actually enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's so much.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
It was the best day. So we went to Fens,
which is one of the biggest yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Kind of a famous club, and we'd booked a day
beard and I think we got there and it was
but it was early enough right that it was like, Okay,
this is nice bit of a mixed bag.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Here, it's not too loud. Yes, everybody happy.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
We looked at the menu were like, okay, us off
and the food.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Was actually it had no place having that nice effoot.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I would have thought it gave the vibe of a
place that you get there and you're like, oh this
shit wrap pizza and you know, like, yeah, it's so good.
The drinks were amazing, and then I guess like as
the vibe of the club.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
That we thought we weren't going to enjoy cranked up.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
So did we.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, so then we were just like absolutely having the
best time. The three of us are like, get our
a little drink, and we're like wandering to the pool.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
We're having a good look around.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
I got to a point where the pool I was
just like it was refreshing when the it was hot,
and then got to the point where I was like,
it feels like it's eighty We didn't neck.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
You could feel it turning around three or four o'clock
to absolutely it goes until like midnight.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, we witnessed one of the drunk I've ever seen
in my entire life.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
And I witnessed one of the grossest things I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
In my life?

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Are we going to say it? It is so great?

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
The girl that did the girl that?

Speaker 5 (04:09):
So?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, they were. You get a welcome drink and it's
like a big vase of we.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Chose a bucket a bucket.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
It was a glass bucket with no handle. To me,
that's a vase.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
You're right, you're right. It wasn't a bucket. It was
a vase.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
And it was made of glass glass buckets.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
And so they make these cocktails in there and they
put like eight giant straws and you all at it
on the table, you drink from it, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
And then they're empty and they hang around for a while.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
And in this case, a young lady used it as
a vomit receptacle.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Then she forgot that.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
She just vomited into the vase and put her straw
in it and tried to take a big drink of
what she assumed was water.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Like they don't appears in Bali. They don't have those.
You know, if you have a drunk person and your premises,
you get in big trouble. Yeah, and you know they
kick you out.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
She's a shout out to her boyfriend who did fuck
all to her or to somebody else in their party.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
He was a track.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
He looked over because we were looking and we were
giving big judgment. I was like, get that bitch out
of here, and I'm sorry mate that your day is ruined,
but this is your problem now.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
And he was doing.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Nothing, lighting his darries and stuff, so I was giving
him evils. He looked over at me at one point
a and was just like hi and waved, and I
just went hi, Oh my god, that poor girl.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
But that aside.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
That aside. Time got our faces painted.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Woke up the next morning with like pink paint and
glitter all through my beach.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
So you came out in the morning and he said,
glitter all over?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
It was people watch a line.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That was what we did the most, was people watching
Jesus absolute rag on some of the people walking past.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
It.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Nearly snapped my neck about nine times.
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