Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -28th November, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch saw something shocking at the gym!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a
little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod.
And I saw a penis at the gym. Fuck yeah,
penis not my penis on the main gym floor.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I saw a penis. What wow, floppy penis?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Please tell me if I see them, I want them
to be rigid.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
You know that's my pre Okay, this is what happened.
This is how I saw a penis at the gym
on the floor. I was doing some abdominal exercises. I'm
doing a thirty day ab thing after my workout.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I do it.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, it makes me, makes me do it.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Nice's got to be strong in the core.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
What to do for it?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
It depends what day it is worn Today. I've got
a res day tomorrow, which is great. I did skip
a day, but we've got res day, so we'll make
it up. Today we're doing sixty five crunches, sixty five
rushing twits with the league cycle, a Russian twits, a
sixty five second plank and opposite arm and league raisers.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah. So that's because only day four of thirty so
we're oh, you're building an art we're building it up. Anyway,
I get to.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
The way should join you and we should do it
in the air brakes? Can you do sixty foot? Does
it have to be in a row?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Well, no, you just doing whenever you do them joint.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
So anyway, I'll join, we'll join in tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I get through my list of things and I'm down
to this. I think it was sixty second ab hold.
So I put my phone in front of me, I
turn it on and I'm like bracing.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I'm like, you know, what do you call that? Plank? Planking?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
And I'm like looking up at the clock and I'm like, okay,
I've got a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Of time left.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
And beside me are two guys rugby lads i'd call them,
I'd say early twitties. And one of them was doing
pull ups before when I was doing my abs. So
we're doing pull ups and taking turns, and one of
them had like a one of the sticks that you
use for like stretching a.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Handle for doll to be dohn teller than in.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
And when one of them was doing pull ups, the
other one was kind of like poking him in the
back and the butt kind.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Of as a joke, like come on, genuine friend.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
And so they were just joking around and so and
then when I did want my hold, I turned around
and one of them was doing a pull up and
his friend decided to downtrail him. But he downtrailed not
just his pants but his light cotton boxes and his
deck was just flopping out, and I was like, and
I just.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Looked around and the floor, luckily like where I.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Was in the gym, it was maybe like I'm calling
a bullshit on that noise was about and wherever.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I would know, I was actually like sicken hand embarrassed
with this guy. And I like turned around and I
could just hear the guy say and they started laughing.
And then the guy was like, well, I hope no
one saw it. And I was like, I fucking saw it.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
How far down the list?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
When you said how far? How fast is the deck
all the way?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
And he jumped down and quickly pulled his pants his
buttole as well.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I know, because he was side on to me. He
was side on, and I.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Was just like, oh my godly, this is but eleven
o'clock at the gym.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
How was you know?

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Shannon wants to if was a good dick what a perve.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Never talked like this.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
This was two girls and this had happened. You wouldn't
say how good were the tts?

Speaker 4 (03:24):
You was.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
How good were the tits?

Speaker 4 (03:27):
But wait a minute, if I had pull ups, then
it's an uptrail to see the tits.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, I mean it wouldn't try't do that to each.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Wouldn't have to hang by the legs upside down.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
But girls wouldn't do that to each other. God no,
classic guys.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
But it was sloppy as well. You can't tell.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
And cardio really makes it retracted up inside you.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, it's protecting itself.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
You know. We talked about coined the phrase eighty years
back in the day, exercise dick syndrome. Yeah, right, goes, Yeah,
it kind of goes, pulls up and signs your blood
use for the muscles and circulating and stuff and nothing
nothing left for the dick.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
But wild anyway, wild guys.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
And then and is that can I just clarify that's
the first dick you've seen it the les Mills gym.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, well apart from my own when I go to
the toilet. Yeah, we're actually just to confirm that we've
actually got a polygraph.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
You operated from the FBI.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Here well, there aren't that many downtrops.