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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Pleee Haley's Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the midwinter croptail idea actually crop yes a
midwinter crock pots feciala.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Bring a crop pot.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I love.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Pull pork and one curry and one beef stewing another.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
This does not bode well. I'm on my second cocktail.
We've started with aperol, spit sprits.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh my, I can't talk real good. It's the midwinter are.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
From sprits and put it in crop pot cocktail before
you even knew that you were going to.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Drop the app all the right letters just jumple well.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Welcome to our midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. It's our big pod.
Will be back on the July fifteenth.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yes, and friend of the show Toddy has turned up.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Todd.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
We've got a sleeping Argentinian next door too, by the way,
this fish everyone still sleeping. Sleep sleep buppy.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
What is sleepy, little Barbie? Yeah, we've got an aparol spreads.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You can't be apol. It's a clan spread around. Do
you know what else we were thinking of doing today?
And we've got the ingredients pims the pins today this
pems in so long.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Summary drink so British.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I love that. Okay, Well down the punting down the
river and Cambridge was beautiful.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
And what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Somebody threw the pems to you? Didn't you told me
the story yesterday?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Another one came up alongside us and we were just
taking in the sights and he was like.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Front ser pims. We were like, hell, yeah, George. Did
he want to sleep with you or was he just no?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It was with a bunch of friends.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Oh okay, we did sleep together, but that was that
was later. He knew what I I said last time.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
We were going to be popping up to Kitty Ketty
to meet Kelsey gorgeous. Oh that's my washing machine. I
had a key for an incident in my backpack.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
So you're washing a backpack. Watching it all going to
one side because I don't know if podcast listens will
hear that. Everybody quiet pumped the microphone. JP, No, it's
just suspin sid I've got.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
A very aggressive washing machine.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Sounds carn on one side. It sounds like it might.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Be oh yeah, because it's a small load, right, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, Actually I've got my suitcase here. I could have
put in some dirty unders. We could have done a wash.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
We can put on one afterwards. So it's a beautiful
day for drying. You want to get them in before
the sun goes down. That's very cold out there.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
What would you like us to shout out?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
And she says, Kelsey, I saw you guys last week.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Reading reading your head.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, and I don't know, I just read.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I like to read out the compliments.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It was just, oh, no, you did this last time,
see you guys last week.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Really likes a compliment.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I need the compliment she needs for people. And they said,
oh my god. We all turned around.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
They said, it's fletching for and Hale.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Whole way down to my house. Haley was like, and
who who and who and who?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, they were up from to Dad and I'm guessing
for Maclore.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Maclamore was the train spot. As you'll be able to
work out the exact date we recorded this year. Just
got off a plane and Mamore played in Auckland last night.
I've got a coldhe although I get one of these
every month, still like.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Six and a half seven weeks until we go on holiday.
But the only time we could do this well.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Before I saw I'll just change this so the one
person who likes compliments can have them more.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I saw Hailey last week.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It was too struck to come and say hi, and
fear of making a deck myself my longtime listen, a
full time fan.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
What's the most exciting thing that happened to you this year?
Seeing Haley out and about an Orkland out there.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Seeing you guys, I can read. We've all got my
own script here, Hailey.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I'm a Dargaville girl too. I love the small town
shout outs. We happened to Dargaville?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Lovely? Do you love well? I've never been, but I
do love the idea. I just love small towns.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Dargall is very charming, known for its potatoes, a beautiful kermita.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I got to rule, which is on the way round,
very close.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Couple.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Keep going and you're nearly there, but I won't go
again because my pops passed away. I have no reason.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
It's not banned from going. You can go any time.
What happened to.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Watchhouse sold at? We sold out and then someone did
a quick reno because it was purple. If you know
the purple house and Dargaball. That's my pop on Clyde Street.
And they did a quick reno and sold it.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah, because you you didn't think you and Patsy didn't
think about flipping it.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
We thought about it, but we had enough on.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You on your plate, and we were your mum's got sisters, right,
so she would have had to have.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Anything doing it for those.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So you're not going to put in a lot of
effort to sell a home and Darga are you?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Well, look, you pay what you pay.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You know, you pay what you pay.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
We said, what's the juiciest thing that's happened to you
this year?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
And I've only read the first few I only read
the first words of this juicy Here's Kelsey's juicy part
of the year. My friend's girlfriend and I hook up
when we're drunk and a very platonic manner, as some
girls do. But now I'm always but now I'm always
fantasizing about her and I taking things further.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Why we've had a really heavy gay Lisbon quote.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I think I've really brought that to the show, as of.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, you brought the gay energy to the show.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Did who else was?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
They have been thinking varns it gay for years.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
One of those gays. Okay, she hasn't asked for the advice,
but we'll let's dish it out. What do we What
do we say? Because the friends still love with his
girlfriend hooking up with you, because.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
He might know this is awesome, he might not know well,
but maybe the friends not up for anything more than
a little bit of a boozy. Shuck them, cut them.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Shuck any motel, hotel that she is there, ready for
them to be and see them in the cheer and make.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Them watch Would you watch your wife and another woman? Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
What would you let you?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Would you watch?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Would you watch? Yes? Just when you're about to say
next that, Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I just plant some seeds, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Sprinkle this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do this?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Be like we're god. You know how we hooked up
with We're drunk, which is always fun. I had this
crazy dream that we like went further wild. Eh.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
You could quote once were Warriors.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I'm trying to think of the quote its warriors. He
says that the people's real feelings come out when they're drunk,
So she's hooking up with you when you're drunk. She
might also be thinking about this, Yeah, right, And what's Warriors.
It wasn't always so lovely, the real feelings that came
out when I was drunk. It wasn't really not a
movie to have jumped to watch. It was the movie
(06:52):
that got uh Timmy Remars and its rolling Star Wars
though it was. Indeed, George Lucas watched.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
It on the plane to Australia when they were about
to start fill in the Star Wars prequels and Sawda.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Morrison was like, what a man? Thanks Kelsey, good luck.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Please let us keep us updated kind have a bit
more volume and headphones to please Jared. It's short and
sweet from Jody and Palmers the North. We just said,
who would you like us to shout out?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Jody?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
This is the only response we got from Jody to
all the solo appearance out there.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Are not the home wreckers who lied to our faces.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Okay, you can't just say one sentence and they're not
following it up with anything that is That's a.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Carmen hadn't removed any of that. That is wow. Also
Jody with a why could be a man.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Male Jo?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
There are some Joe male Jody.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I don't know how they felt, but I as always
the female Jody, and you get a male joys.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, male Jody.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
What's the origin of the name Jody. I've said it
so many times now it seems to have lost it,
it does. It seems like a silly name. A friend
of my growing up's name was Jody, and she was
spelled with an I, mostly ie for girls, but you
used for both genders. What is the masculine spelling Jody
uni six And either way, it's originally a pet form
(08:25):
of Judy itself, a pet form of Judith, which was
ultimately deprived from the Hebrew judas with the list jud
you hate it, which meant praise damn you Judith.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Judith. Yeah, well, they have.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Been betrayed. Home wreakers had him that term for a while.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I got someone who I hope by the time they
hear this is found some peace in the situation related
to the previous shoutout where they were hooking up with
the girl from Kitty. That's a big, yeah, stretch a
long way. You've probably be meeting at Hamilton, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Don't be mad at the homewrecker either.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
But they might be considering the home wrecker who lied
to our faces. That could be their partner.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Right, because I think of the home wrecker as being
the one that your partner slipped with.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yes, yeah, not on them.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It takes it takes two.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I didn't even know he had a girlfriend, you know, like, yeah,
you just don't know this.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
He'd never mentioned it.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, when would he have brought that up? I just
thought that check in his Instagram profile was like her sister, that.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
So many photos of your sister.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Happy to your anniversary sister two years ago adopted.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Listen Kirsty's next Cursty's from Auckland. Who would you like
to give a shout out to her? She said, I'm
a longtime listener. The first time messaging.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Don't bring the belt. We brought the bell last year,
didn't we We've got one way. I believe that's kind
of a starburst.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
It was kind of just chooses here with his fancy.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
No.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, like it's all right, we'll make do. Don't you
have a bell here? Could you put up a bell
sound effect?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, waffly horned, you can imagine just a massive mehe
for the team, blessed my house, carrying me through school
than you need now works from thirsty, thirsty. She called
her South thirsty because she's amazing.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Thing that happened to you this year?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Lost ten kgs, Yeah, lost ten kid kg's and still going.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I finally found an outlet I enjoy.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
What is it? So she's I don't know, some exercise
that's worked for her.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It's great what we found it. But you can have
it back if you want.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
What do you need?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Advice on finance, more specifically working towards owning a house.
I'm very single, so trying to do it on a
single and comes beyond difficult. I think doing it on
a double and comes fucking nearly impossible.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
It depends on part of the country, especially, Doesn'tkland find.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
We bought in not where we lived. We bought in
a small little place and went like we as cheap.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
What was it called bum funck nowhere bum funck.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
No, we're aka Featherstone.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Now, yeah, that was out on the street.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
It's coming up. So we got it early with a
ship house.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Do you know what I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You don't even know what the advice is. Going with
friends that would be my advice, and I know, but
if you don't have a partner, it's nearly impossible.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
And then let you go in with friends and then
they like five years down the track, find someone get married,
they want to get out.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You just put it all in a contract. Yeah, it's
only I don't know how single people buy a house.
It's you know, you're not going to do it by
skipping a coffee in the morning.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
You simply won't. Absolutely simply will not.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Sometimes you can find piece and renovating, turn it you're
flat into a lovely home.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Renovating for you.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Was not renovating. I was going to say rented renovated.
There's no piece and renovator.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
No, but you're right by out of town and renting it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, like if you were if you were in Auckland,
for example, going down super down South, or.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
There was a lovely purple house and dargavill that.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Absolutely rented it to Kelsey And yeah, she made love
to her friend's partner and they didn't she I know,
she cuked him, renovated the house and got a cut
chair in the main room. Remember it's like cut chair,
And she said, long story, and then she told me,
how are we going one more of this more? We'll
(12:32):
do it a quickie or it's long, so it's not
gonna be jump to a cookie, William, he said, Uh, timrou.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
But lives in the UK.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Okay, that's where he city room.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
He's from.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Timrou So originally from lives in the UK. Uh, he said,
I live in the UK and I love listening to
the podcast every day. It's a great slices at home
up the wires. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
The most exciting thing that happened to him this year,
going to Glastonbury will be the most exciting.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Now, when's that that happens in the English soul? It's
normally Joan, I think I want to say.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
So it could have happened by the time. Nothing interesting
about it looks including yeah adverse, I couldn't do. It
looks too muddy and too many people like glass.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
There's got to be a posh option you, I think.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
So it's actually when twenty six to thirtieth of June
is Glastonbury, Yes, that would.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Have been or right now around this even when we
are so fancy gum boots and I'm too thick of
the five for that. Yeah, the pie sorry thick in
the car.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
That gumber.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, day two of Glastonbury and you're chafing on the
lips of your vaginat you cushed the labor in half.
You've got some bands that go all the way up
just a yeah. I mean that would be a hell
of a lot and the water wouldn't get in you
stay dry. Way, you will like waiters right up to
(14:08):
your right up to the time.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Well William enjoyed glass and break and everybody else. He went, boy,
I hope you had a great, great time.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
He can't wait for the next time.