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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Police and Haley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. The Big Pod
is back on the fifteenth of July. Now, before we
get into your shout outs and continue, producer Jared has
found a button and he.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Wants to try it live. It's called the voice Disguise button.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We've been talking about getting one of these like in
the studio, but you've got to have like a processor
and a whole thing that you buy like a physical box.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Or do you or do you.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Sty why? I was walking do the street and this
unknown female radio broadcast tell me more about that. Let's
call her Sphodies Flow. She came up to me and
she was really cloud and she touched my murdcle what
on the TV? Tod and I see you can't do
(01:03):
this whatever, little fucking.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Unnamed female radio.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
How is it?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
This disc is like thirty.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Five cinnameters thirty cinnamaters and you can do more than
this disc.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
We're gonna work.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
There's like two long shout out to anybody that does
any kind of audio stuff at home, like Road that
make the microphones and the podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
They are on fire Road. They make good stuff. They
make quality cat.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
What the hell range that? How it's disguised disguise?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh yeah, this is also we've been doing this job
for sol disguise your voices, Hey, Hei, you sound.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
A little bit like someone from an audio.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Book saying something six.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Put your finger in that. Oh my god, that's not fixing.
That's great. What are you sitting called? Of course you
just put us helium, you.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Say, wow, okay, well that's good to know that we've
got this fun.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Do you know do you remember last time we did
this cocktail spicial we ended up all sharing quite a lot,
and by we I mean me I shared a lot.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay, Well, if anybody needs something, something could put and
well sweach the voices, guys, and then you'll never know.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I need to share something people, Well, no, it's you.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But if we just put the hand up and no
one doubs each other out and then confession and then
come back.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Okay, everyone in the room, we have to it's the
code of silence.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Okay, correct, Okay, findine what is this episode four?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Because we've done three four Like we're really heading out
stride and as Hailey takes three large gobs of an aprosco,
you gotta.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I just saw it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I was actually a bit behind you, so I jumped in.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I've got that thing where I've got a dry throat
because I've got a cold, so I just drew this.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm we edit a bit of what's that throat spark
spray you've been using?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Thank you. That's appreciate that vapor, the ves vex, the spray.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
It's got to test it a bit funk.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Tlia is next from London.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
She would like to shout out my Besttery and Natalie,
who interests me to the podcast in twenty fourteen when
we were at university. We're both now in London for
a bit and listen to the podcast even before bid
teen years.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Lovely, Lovely, what's the most exciting thing that's happened to
this year?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, guys, I accidentally pressed next early because I was
curious what the next question was, and I feel like
I left that on a weird note. RE listened to
you before bed, so I just wanted to clarify that
hearing your voices that I've listened to for years is
comforting when I'm away from home, so it makes the
perfect thing to fall to sleep to.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Lovely, Right, try brown noise, don't sell put.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Us out of a job. Life's easy for us.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
This is white privilege, noise, privilege user charges. Oh my gosh,
this year we're going to do we should put out
a brown noise podcast that's just brown noise and have
it and like pined.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
To the top of our feed.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh yeah, and then every day people will be like,
I wonder what's on the brown noise? Easy for the
bloody download writing. Yeah, year smacks Max max Man. We
have to with today's podcast and it just goes into
brown noise.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
We have to make it with our voices.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Pretty good. We just looked that put on the Deep,
put on the Deep. Yeah discourse. Yeah, that was.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Stay changed for that.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah. Exciting things. We're going to be doing. Lots of travel.
To me, the most of been in London. I'm currently
on one.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm currently my most exciting one of the year, which
is with my parents doing our first international family holiday.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
That's good because a lot of people do that London
thing and then they get hopped into a job and
then they can't go and they don't actually end up
doing the travel. They said that, you were going to say.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
A lot of people do that London thing and then
they got hooked on the drugs and then they a
lot of.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
People do do put money on drugs?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Him?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yes, when you're doing it every fucking night, it's you.
I can hear that. I can see it in your eyes,
falling out of your head.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Got no teeth left on?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Thank you, Tarlie Georgia said. We said, who would you
like to give us a shout out? Give a shout
out to?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
She said, Express And my teenis that stuff is always
there when I need it? Oh no, they are. They
are always it for us as well.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
We love them.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Must then there might be one of those on the
goers there.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
We should we should meet Toddy. We should meet Toddy.
Do you want to come to Vaughn's mike and we'll
meet you.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Do you want to be disguised Tod? Or do you
want to be real? Give him the little.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Count yet to leave the country. This is our friend Todd.
We Todd, No, it's not it's it's not a secret.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Does he need to be disguised because he's gay? Jared?
That is so wow, canceled. We're so sorry.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Yea, yeah, I'm aphobic vibe from Yeah I know it's.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
School thing. I think, yeah, yes.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
It is now, Toddy, you're having that you you took
the day off today.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
I took the day off. As soon as you told me,
I was just like, I'm booking leave. You don't have
to tell him last cocktail.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
It was a fun night, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Todd was part of the small extra crew outside of
our team that you know of the night.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
And you're actually going to mix up a few cocktails.
You're quite aware.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
I've got an express of Martini. I'm gonna make it
with rum instead of.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Oh no, I had one that had whiskey in a
Was that the one.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
That I had with Jamison?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, don't use sugar syrup?
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Oh yeah, okay, runs like really banana. It's called bamboo
rum and it tastes likeffe pie.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
It's still.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's one of my favorite pies of all the pie,
along with lemon che cheese.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Do you do a second cheese cocktail?
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Yeah, I'll just like put a little one on to
like a mini.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
That gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I feel like later should tell us some of his stories.
He's going he's got to cut that. You know, it's Todd.
You just told everybody some other games.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
We can be like, oh, I've just someone's randomly turned
up for a voice. This guy is a story about
one of his harness parties, and.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
All I'm saying is they're doing the right thing.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
That there ab Salus who clean windows, they need to
wear harnesses. Yeah, of course exactly, the Carabineers Georgia who
can always rely on express and Myrtainne and gives a
shout out to them.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
We see.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
What's the most exciting thing that happened to this year?
I got to go overseas and I meet my twin
brothers firstborn baby.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Oh that must be crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
That must be weird when your twin has a baby. Yes,
because yeah, because you're not. And then you're like, but
we do everything together and your siblings my few my
brother had his daughter, then we had one.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
So surreal seeing your siblings become a parent.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
But it mustn't even wear her if you're a twin.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Got that twin like intuition. Yeah, I wonder if they
felt it.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Did you cry when your brother?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
No, I think how old your brother's could before you did?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
I don't touch Fletch literally stepped behind me and I
was like, oh, yeah, I suppose and the baby.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I'm like, I did help hold them eventually, but then
I was like a rugby. Yeah, what is the greatest
regruit in your life?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
This is an intense question.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I like her, Georgia is not finishing or even really
starting loll my law degree, especially now my partner's a
lawyer and I love them, but damn, it really makes
the regret real.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
That law looks so boring and it's he's not guaranteed either. Yeah,
I have law friends and they just became like secretaries
and law firms and then felt miserable and then.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Linked, Ah, were they dumb dumbs?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Dumb dumbs?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
A couple of dumb dumbs? What's what do you need
advice on? Georgie said, how the hell have the goddamn hell?
Does they happy and fulfilled?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
She's an hour or in the teeth? No, she just
said that was I guess in general, you.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Gotta seize the day. That's my you know, my family's saying,
which I say a lot, and it's not can't dm
but it's basically the same. Drink it while it's fizzy.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
I do like to drink. Yeah, you have said that.
I love that.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Drink it while it's fuzzy. So just whatever you you
just got to follow your impulses. If let's go back
to finish your law degree, go do there.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
If that's what you want to do, and you might
hate it, but it might be the road to the
thing that makes you Yeah happy.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah, my mom, what the hell have you got to
winch about?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Lovely lovely pressed cheer eye?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Does she say this? Children starving?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
And yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Have you watched the news lately?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah, yeah, my mom used to say, don't trip up
on your bottom lap, little cow.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Yeah, it always helps.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Don't trip up on you bottom lap.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
That always helps.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I like yell at my children when they're yelling, saying
stop yelling, but I'm yelling.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah, yeah, but you're the dead, I yell, and then
I say I'm trying to help you, and I yell
at like that and.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Then everybody starts crying. Thanks, thanks for listening, Geldren. Thanks
for the message. Is from Totonga. She would like to
shout out to the Kaimhi of order. Have I said
that okay, order, order got canceled?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Pro?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Wow, you did, I'm pro you did well. I'm pro
and the duty they've been on and are going through currently.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
What is order.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Quick google? Kai mahi Kai is food and is.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Work work food shift working with I'm just this is
my favorite game. When you're driving somewhere in Altro in
New Zealand and you see a Mulori because all the
place names.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Are very improving the well being of Maori. Health Authority Kilder, Yeah,
we didn't know that. To Order and our partner to
Order represent a new and exciting future for healthcare health health.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Indeed, kaimahi meaning is a worker, employee, clerical staff, So
I just means a worker and the workers workers because
it would be the workers because there's no s in
the Malori languages.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
There is people love to someone in there, the workers
of the lowries.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
People are always thumbing it in.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
People constantly thumbing it in everything. This isn't the Maori
language and the rest.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
And seas and there's no C in the Malori languages.
There No, there's not because the heavy lifting, no ls,
no ols. What's the most exciting thing that han't you?
This year paid off my.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Mortgage and promotion pure lights, fantastic, fantastic mortgage back. It's
like treading water, right, You just got to keep your
head above until until the retirements.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
You die first, your partner has to pay it off. Yeah,
jokes on them. Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Does she mean student loan?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Surely not more house loan?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Wow go you good thing.