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July 1, 2024 • 11 mins

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Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley are back at it again with more cocktails, more episodes, and way more shenanigans; in this batch of Mid-Winter Cocktail Specials!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleeh born in Hailey's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special are annunciation pod
will be back on July fifteen. Yard was a bit
chocolated there. I to apologize to the listener there for
an inappropriate lint ball list.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Can I say we did a little thing which I
may accompany these cocktails coming out, which is Shannon put
a camera in the bathroom and we had to all
go in and say hello, my name is insert, and
I think this person will be the sloppyes tonight.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
No, I know what everyone's going to fucking say, but
I would just.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Like to, Yeah, was here a winner?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Shannon? You haven't?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeh while let me thanks about what everyone predicted. But
I was just like, I'm actually behind you. Guys have
changed your drink and I'm still in my previous one.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, Toddy, Hot, Toddy, our cocktail maker extraordinaire has made
us an espresso martz with a rum.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Nice, very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh yeah, Toddy, excel, You've excelled yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
There a banana rum's roundness.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, that's beautiful, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's not And he didn't funk around by putting those
stupid beans on top.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
It's a yeah, I like that maybe a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
We need one of these for our shell. We need
this voice disguiser.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
We do need it to just when we're when the
time strikes to say, Jared, we may need the voice
disguise because.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I wonder if we could have an iPhone plugged into
that and calls on that and they're listening to us
on the speaker phone, but we're recording the line in,
and that would be the.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Way anonymous phone is. How anonymous do you want to
be anonymous? Or anonymous plus anonymous plus you get the voice?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
But the next BLUs is increasing at some subscription Phoenix
will cost you.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, well going up.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
So expensive?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
All right?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Shout outs Craig Camper's messaging from Singapore.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh, Craig, I found that kind of bland city. Very
clean but bland. I'll say it.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
I'm not a fan Craig. Then I didn't trade hub.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I didn't say Craig, is D's fault that Singapore is
boring and clean?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Lovely times in Singapore. It's a beautiful stopover Singapore.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Without Singapore, India would never have got spice.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I didn't know that. I mean papers came from South
America and the trade went.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Through Singapore and they took it to the Indian trading
points and food.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Literally only basing it off the time we had that
whole day stop over and got the trainer and got
the train back, and I was like.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Even then we shut down. I felt like it wasn't hustle.
Really early in the morning. It was great and hot.
One of the best, beautiful, one of the best. This
is to the podcast every day in Singapore. I'm a
Kiwi and I've been mad now about saying that I've
been living here as twelve year. Singapore is the whitest

(03:12):
Asians that ever been.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
It's hard to find an Asian person living.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah, thank you for all you do to keep my
Kiwi accent fresh and my lingo on point. Well, you're
welcome and you're welcome. Gage what is that name?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
He's just gonna have some borrow or your.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
What's your greatest regret? Pies?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Are you crazynny proud?

Speaker 4 (03:40):
What's the great greatest regret in your life? Not keeping
my garbage patch kids cards When I was a kid,
they would have been worth a mint. Now do you
guys remember these.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Garbage patch, garbage pat, the cabbage pat.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Cabbage Patch was insanely popular, and at the same time
this company would have garbage pale kids, garbage patch garbage
They were the anti for all, like the naughty little
boys whose sisters had garbage patch kids. We were with
the garbage pail kids, and it was all like vomiting Vanessa,
and it was just like and some of the cards

(04:11):
like glowed in the dark, and.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Some of the shiny ones bods, it was like odd,
it was like to and put them together.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, it was the same sort of thing.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
It was this culty card collection anti disestablished and we
had all the garbage pale kids stickers and we stuck
them on our beard frames. And yeah, well my parents
were loose Catholics, right, Catholic light we were allowed that
loose Catholics were allowed the garbage patch kids that we're
worth a mint.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Now, Jerry, did you have a list of some expensive ones?

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yes, well sort of what you what are we talking for,
like a really expensive garbage pail kid.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
The most expensive is seven thousand and five hundred. Yeah, okay,
but those are like mint cards, so like you had
to have put you could have.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Got the mint though, because they didn't they come and
chewing gum packets. Condition.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
But if he'd kept those cards, he could be literally
sitting on tens of thousands.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Or you could be like my fiance Aaron, who's kept
every single Lord of the Rings figurine. We got them
valued and was like seven hundred dollars, and he's got
like thirty of them.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I wonder if the new Lord of.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
The Ring they announced new movies, so maybe he's maybe
now some time to sell them.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Sitting on a gold mine.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
I don't think he's going to din the mortgage ons.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
What's the most juicy thing that's happened to you this year?
Nothing juicy. I'm like vorn a boring white dude with
two daughters. No offense. I take no offense to that. Personally.
I think we're living the dream, is what he sees
in Craig. I could not agree more.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Maxine, Maxine, Yeah, do you want to do one? You've
got the paper you might as well. It is so
nice of you to finally let a woman speak.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Let me a white heteros male pass it now to
white a white facing.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Maxtuality curious not the only one, okay, Maxine from christ church,
What would you like us to shout out?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I read this as a who would you like us
to shout out?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
So I wrote my cat Pico, but reread it and
it says, what so please shout out chicken noodle soup?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Now I think she's having a stroke.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, or she just is a big fan of chicken
noodle soup. Maybe chicken serup is a great soup.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
What is the most juicy thing that has happened to
you this year? Telling me boss when he said, I
don't think you're enjoying work, and I do enjoy work.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
I just don't enjoy working with you.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Max swung for the faces.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh my god, I want to know.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I just don't enjoy doing it with you. What do
you need advice on how to live in my thirties?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
The thirties is the best decade.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
It's the best.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
The thirties is the best decade.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Do you think she's just entered it?

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Well, if she wants to know how to live in it,
maybe she's on the early that's chet. What's happened?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Has the cat done a big ship?

Speaker 4 (07:02):
I don't know. Could you hear it?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Can you smell it?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Does it mean.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Classic born.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
It wasn't me. You would have heard it live.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
In your thirties, you gotta give zero. You've got to
give less funcks.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
That's why good because you'ren't worried the twenties, you're worrying tooties.
You're happy with who you are, learning to love yourself.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
You do, you give less of the funk as you
go on.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Cut away a few like shitty people in your life
when you're in your thirties.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Quality over quantity him down.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, prioritizing what makes you happy.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
If you are in a ship job, get gone.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
But you've seen and you can get gone. And when like,
you apply for jobs, you're in your thirties, so people
are like, people are a bit like there might be
some maturity here. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Six is better for women and your.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Thirties, they become quite horny, don't they.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
I don't know. We're going to take a break. So
because I'm almost you, I've been going for a bit
right in the peak of my afternoon.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Right in the middle of it.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
No, you just gotta give zero. List fox list Fox Given.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
She told her boss that she enjoys work, just not
with them.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
She's that energy what you harness that day, Max, Yeah,
that's what you've gotta harness for life.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, and I would say more time spend time with
your family, because I've found in my thirties, I'm just
realizing my.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Parents getting old and you're like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
You go like, do I need to go to the
dumb thing or should I go and see my mom
and dad? Mom and dad always yeah, tell them you
love him.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
It's great advice. Anna Solomon from Auckland is next in Q.
Shout out to my London on hand who just bought
a house with a beautiful partner. Iphon. It's even it's
one of those Welsh names, but Iphon, Yes, he was
in notting Hill.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Was Hill.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's pronounced Evan.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yeah, Evan. Miss our London antics every day. But thanks
for the free of calm when I come back. What's
the most exciting going outstair? You're welcome four days?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I was gonna say two.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Okay, yeah, but if they're besties and she's going all
that way and she can use the house as a
base when she's going to other parts of Europe, yeah,
leave a bag there and is that fair? The most
exciting thing that happened to you this year the new
season of British Bakeoff back on TV and ZA so
was Haley.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
You didn't like the key we won? I don't even care,
would ever care? The British one is the best.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
The host, isn't it? It was the host, It wasn't
even the baker.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Do you read the rest of Sorry Hailey? The cakes
looked good, but not for me.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
You're a You're a bitch.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
What's the juicy thing that happened to you this year?
I'm not that introduced. I prefer a coffee.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
We're having a coffee right now.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
A coffee. Lauren is from Coventry and England. What were
who would you like to shout out?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Female h g V driver, Huge Girlie Van.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Sometimes you made me laugh so hard I have to
pull over and pause the podcast.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh heavy good, it is a hot girl van.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
A female truck driver Lorry. I thought the British called
them a Lorry Laurie Lorry. She has to pull over.
She's pulling over on the A one. Yeah, whatever they
call you know, the mots are always like a literal
a number.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
You're always like sizes of paper on the A two.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Oh my god, I'm on the a three right now,
I too.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah, God, I was laughing. I saiving the time of
my life. The most exciting thing they're having to me
this year I turned thirty. We should hook her up
with Maxine, not sexually, just as two females and they're
thirty platonically.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, so they could both give no funks.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah, what is the greatest regret in your life? Stupid
smelly boys? They are smelly and stupid, big dummedy.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
It's that's way. So that's why a lot of them
are the problem.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Quite a lot of them are.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah and X For me, the hottest ones are usually
the smelliest because I like them big yeah, A better
wait on them.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Yeah, but skipped the shower.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, I got clean here. I'm like get out a
few days weeks.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, if they can put it, if they can put
in in a like a bun easy because it didn't
have like knots and a bit of ye yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
We're probably gonna to take their break down, though, aren't we,
Because you've just described your dream man for a solid
it's probably give me eight minutes
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