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July 2, 2024 • 11 mins

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Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley are back at it again with more cocktails, more episodes, and way more shenanigans; in this batch of Mid-Winter Cocktail Specials!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Police.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Haley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special. Welcome to the Midwinter
Christmas Cocktail Special. Our big pot is back Monday, July fifteen,
but in the meantime we continue with our shout outs,
your shout outs that you've submitted online.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Do what we could do shout outs. Do you want
to shout out someone warn.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
No things?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Okay, No, I'm good, Flitch, no shout outs, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Okay, it's going to shout out to the mid Day.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah. I actually I also have to a shout out
to charit's MIDI.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Okay, oh, shout out the MIDI.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Then sure, you want to get a board for a
minute shadow?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well, yeah it does.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
You're in the good box now, yeah, points doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (00:52):
Kate as the first Kate Mede who lives in Auckland,
New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Medi immediately read this out.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Of Fox like Dad, Okay, is that as bad as
what Vaughn said to the four policemen today at the airport?

Speaker 6 (01:08):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Yeah, here she is officers.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
As I was walking one of them one what were
the conference.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
To the faith that she got pulled over at the
other part of the airport. Bag but literally singular literally.
One of the.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Cops was like, oh, like given audible growners have to say,
we haven't heard.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
That before, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Here she is.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
Kate says, I love to give a shout out to
my first husband, Casey, I love your gutties. Now I
occasionally will say that this.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Is my first wife.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
Oh yep, that's because it's nice. But the more you
think about it, you're like, well, have you got the
second one lined up?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah? Yeah, then later on you can say that to
your first fiance.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Yeah, I will say that my first fiance.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Do you know, sometimes when I think, I stop and
I think, do you remember was it a couple of
years ago?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
A flint with and a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Stroking her hand?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
I was like, wow, I also thank God for these women.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
They're very physical, and you guys are not. A couple
of years ago, you had a dream about a woman
and she doesn't exist, and you fell in love with
her a little bit, and you missed her when you
woke up.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Do you remember this vaguely?

Speaker 5 (02:19):
This dream woman?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Sometimes I think about her. I'm like, where is she?

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Women don't forget.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I don't forget she's not even.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, yeah, you had a dream and you just caught
her and you were like wow, and you were like,
oh my god, my heart.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
You woke up and you're like, oh, where is she?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, I'm still married?

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah, no, no, no, it was a Victoria. I don't
remember the night.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Do you remember that? Not super clean? I don't remember.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
No, yeah, okay, I think about if it pops into
my mind even now.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
And then I was like, oh yeah, time.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I kept having that dream that shar I had left
me for the guy who played golf.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Maybe maybe.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Him, I don't know, but I remember saying They're like,
do you know how many hours every weekend? He's just
going to be gone.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
He's also doing he's doing terribly at the moment.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a Ryan Fox.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Doesn't he doing really well?

Speaker 6 (03:13):
He is doing really well. Okay, what's the most of
the sertain thing that happened to you this year? My
daughter is graduating university and were going to Barley as
a family graduation.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
We love, we love, but now don't take your don't
take bild Oh you're no serious.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
They don't let you take your Dilley's.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Got to go manual, even some of your prescription meds.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I also think of your.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Antie what.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Or like.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Prisons? Is it some of those you can't take?

Speaker 5 (03:47):
You just got a Barleida, have a nice time.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
You hard.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
You got cold turkey on nt ds h Google. But yeah,
I'm pretty sure like people have been in trouble before
for having.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
When I went to Ballei, I stay was the man,
I wasn't married worth. I definitely had a vibrator and
and and every.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Hang on, hang on.

Speaker 7 (04:11):
Around the room.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Put who's been to Barley? Put your hand being to Bali?

Speaker 5 (04:15):
And who was just us?

Speaker 7 (04:17):
Through?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Who's had anel and Balley? Had just one of us?

Speaker 5 (04:20):
One hand is.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
To fucking put the thing on.

Speaker 7 (04:25):
Put don't put the thing on? And lain anonymous you've
had a Bali. No, you can't see his name. That's
the whole thing, being anonymous. And you have had ANEL
and Balley I haven't had well, you've never par of Barley.

(04:48):
That's what it's doing. That was good.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Anyway, we're the voice it needs to make the show.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
Yip Sarah is the next Serrah Wiseman who listens to
the show from Melbourne?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Who would you like to shout out? Shout out to
myself rocking the solo Mum to one year old triplet.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Oh my god, and using the podcast room my noise
canceling hairphones when it needs some peace.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Love you guys, Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Love you.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
Holy mo holy Moley mool.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Nice like done that way if you had triplets. Yeah,
that's a one shot, one shot.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
So I just googled the Barley meds thing. I don't okay,
back to that, do some research. I know they say
prep right because you can take meds and if you've
got your letter from your doctor. But just check on
the meds. But yeah, I have heard stories in the past,
so I don't know what's legit or not. But checked
that but definitely not Deli's.

Speaker 8 (05:50):
We heard a.

Speaker 7 (05:56):
Voice. There's so much lower the born.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
The voice disguise is the best.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh wow, Cass.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
It was another Melbourne listener, freich Wanet hated long terim
list the first time Christmas shout out, you're doang on
your phone?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Hang on, go back from the what can't you take
to Bari search back from glaston Breech.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
There.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Welcome, Welcome, welcome.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I've been a listener for ten years.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
I result in Melbourne now and your podcast is keeping
me coming through many ups and downs of life.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Okay, well, you're welcome for the fun and last.

Speaker 8 (06:49):
Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
I wish you in the team. Nothing but happening happiness
from cast up the wat. What's the most juicy thing
that's happened to you this year?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Okay, okay, you're ready.

Speaker 7 (06:59):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
My close friend had an affear that ended her marriage
and separated her family and very quickly got pregnant with
her new lover. Her new lover has four previous children,
and she has two previous children.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
That is a.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Six children house already, and she's already pregnant with her I.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Love when stuff like this happens to other people.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
Yeah, to other people, yes, so much fan when it
happens to you?

Speaker 4 (07:24):
He had an a fear.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yes, wow, life, it's just like a soap opera.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
It really is. Yeah, Oh my god, really is goodness?
Me emma is oh no, wait a minute. What do
you need advice on?

Speaker 6 (07:37):
How do you know when it's the right time for
something like a baby or a career change, et cetera.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
What's I'd argued? Never for a bit, never really the
right time?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
A handbreak?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
On fun?

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Aren't they they are? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
You just gotta you gotta feel it out.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
There was a stat if you get offered a job
and you consider it, ninety five percent of the time
you'll take it or regret not taking it.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, my mum always when it came to babies, there's
never a right time.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
No, If you wait for the right time, you wait past.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah, because especially because they really come in and.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Really fun up, everything changes.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
So if it's important to you, just do it. You'll
figure it out.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
You're feeling out, go and go on a hunter a
bit of a gut feeling. Emma Tote is next from Queenstown.
Shout out to you guys. Thanks for the podcast got
me through postpartum with the baby. It's like listen to
my mates and I honestly can't think you're not They're
so nice. So I do also use your podcast as
a background to fall asleep too.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
You should check out a new brown noise poker.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah yeah, so brand new head podcast.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
So really now and then we do whales.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
You a good whale for.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Funk? Was there?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Maybe the boy this guy's would help?

Speaker 8 (09:00):
Okay, okay, you do day.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
What's what's the most exciting thing that having to do
this year? Became pregnant with baby number two.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Don't stream right, despite what I just said about babies.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
You decent gap between the babies. What do you need
advice on? Oh, how do you deal with opinionated in laws?

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Opinionated? Do you have any experience in this opinion?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
It's not opinions? Yeah, just dependency.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Dependency, I would say, I don't know about I've been
very lucky with my in laws, haven't been those people
that like get overly like advicey like yeah, would annoy
me and my mom and dad were very like conscious
of it so they never did it.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
So very lucky on that.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
But I mean that is up for your partner has
to deal with that because his parents.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, so you would say you would have to go
to your partner whose parents it doesn't say I'm feeling
a little bit and overwhelmed by them.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
I'm not going to forgive me for saying anything, but
you're their kid. You're going to get away with it. Yeah,
i'd put it back on them, put it through a filter.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, right of your.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Partner, you've got to say, hey, look, she hasn't said anything,
but we all kind of feel like there's been a
bit you this overreach on your behalf off that's the issue,
Or like, hey, I heard you saying to Emma that
she was doing that thing wrong, and I feel like
times have changed, and maybe just.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Give her her space.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
She's been coming her own.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
You can't give a baby whiskey before beard anymore.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't second the children.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Fine, we don't not so speak too much.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, okay, well all cats.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Jeezuz, I just spec I just cat.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I don't feel like the break between the last well.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Your pussy to stop tearing the place apart.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
It's a home wrecker, possy
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