July 4, 2024 • 13 mins
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Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley are back at it again with more cocktails, more episodes, and way more shenanigans; in this batch of Mid-Winter Cocktail Specials!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Flee Haley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special and big part
is back when we're back from holidays on the fifteenth
of July. I've had a lot of water where I
feel we're pacing really good.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Nine, by my account, we're doing really well.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Shannon has nursery Coward has accused me of disgust for
drinking out of the.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Poor dog in the soda stream bottle.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Soda stream bottle.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
No, we do in our house. Yeah, do what I want.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I know he does worship I want.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
When I stayed here a few weeks back and I
got so drunk, but no one was here. That was
such a saving because you know, he's got that filthy,
thick water here. Yes, I god it was cold because
it made it palatable. So I woke up and I
was like, I can't have this water. And I went
in the fridge and yeah, beautiful still flick like I
had to like gorgeous talented blondes.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
You know. Yeah, we are going to start this one
with a podcast shout out to a very special member
of the podcast family. She's been with us for a
very long time. Sant Jeta Pajama, who we have had
previously called Vagina Pajamas.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Pajamas, Vagina Pajamas, going back a long time.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Sane Pajama I'm imagining is the freshest one. Here is
Indiana wors of an Indisced and you found Vaina Pajamas.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It was pretty pre before you could get cancer for
calling somebody forgeta pajamas.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Pajamas, Hello, Vajama. She's actually introduced herself here as Vaina Pajamas.
It's in a minute. It is your favorite girl, Vagina Pajamas.
I wish you could let back.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
To the original audio when I first wrote to you,
but it's somewhere in the hope.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You're doing well and I believe in enjoying yourself. Leave
those podcasts a copyright media works.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Oh maybe that find though.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I think the last time I wrote to the team
was about ten years ago, when I was twenty.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
This was way back when I was in Jared.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Jared's found something online.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Flichenborn show secret, and.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I've never been able to figure out the show secret is.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Yeah, Cheers, Princes Die, by the way, Cheers princis always
in our memory. Cheers princess time anyway, but in a pajamas.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I think the last time I wrote to the team
was about ten years ago when I was twenty. This
was way back when I was at university. I'm now
a boring adult working in the school as the head
of special needs. And I also got married to my
long term boyfriend after eight years.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Amazing.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Ah, he kept me waiting and COVID added to the plan.
Married on the date ninth of the ninth, twenty two two.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh that's cute. I mean traveling the world.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
A lot more since getting married, and would like some recommendations.
We live in London, so anything that doesn't require more
than fifteen hours of flying for now, we cannot afford
it with the mortgage we have.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh yeah, it's some beautiful coastal areas in Yeah, isn't there.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, go to the cliffs of Doors.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You've still got to Europe for like ten pounds.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh, can you a book far enough ahead? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
What's the juiciest thing that happened to you this year?
And judices despite their married for two years, my husband
tried to fake propose to me in New York to
get free drinks. We're in one of the many observatories
at approximately one thousand, one hundred and thirty one.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
That's like very.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Specific for approximate. Yeah, approximate know negates the need for species,
you would say approximately one thousand, one hundred feet above
the ground.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Then the New Jersey earthquake took.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Place, and I never wanted to get down to zero
feet to the ground quicker.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
At like three on the Richter scale.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It was a little wiggle.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, it was a little wig.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
A little wigle feels pretty fucking big when you're one
one hundred.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Feet and when you didn't know are they are they American?
This person no, No, she's based in Britain. I thought
she was a key with little.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Weggle, which is a key.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
She went on.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Fathers. Yeah, isn't it Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
That's all sometimes. Yeah, that's dependent, isn't it on the depth?
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah for some people it feels like a lot. For others, they.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Could take your experience in the wig or how many
we had before you know you think about your your
your christ Jewish wigglers.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah, I ag.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
It takes a it's a massive wiggle now to shake
them at least a four. They don't get out of
bed for anything less than a four.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
No, they won't even report.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It to joney, I love a baggirl.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Let's go next, maybe a non so let's read it
and then decided the end with another person needs a name.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay, what's the juiciest thing that's happened to you this year?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
A friend's marriage broke up when she found out he
forty two, had been seeing a secretary twenty for a
year and it had been well docked me on her Instagram.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That year old Instagram. They love Instagram.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
That's you.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You're forty two, forty three, now forty two, you're forty one.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, forty two, I've met twenty year olds. I would
what I talked to him about.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
It would be so odd.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
They wouldn't get any of my references and leave my
references in the same age as they are.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
They might find your dad jokes.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Cute.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Imagine if.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Wow, Shannon answered that Billy.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
The early twenties and like, no, left you right, and
you're single for a bit, and then you came over
and you're like, look, I'm bringing my new girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And we're like that's fine.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Her name's Cass and we're like cool, can't wait to
meet her and sho's up, she's twenty. What the funk
would we say?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
What would we talk to her about? You're right laugh
that you called? Do you want to jump up? Years
older than my daughter? Yeah? How you know?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Were they thinking that they were getting away with her?
So she's putting it all on it social media? Were
they just so far apart from friend groups? Or and
were theys he worked with.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
This they had like friends in common. Carlwen's like, did
the twin year old not know that he was?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
It was a secretary of course hip. No, you won't
you know everyone?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, your wife could call Yeah, oh my god, that's wildenstly.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I blocked her. Say you did talk to my secretary?
Cato references.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
What do you need advice on how to get back
into a relationship when you realize you're much happier alone
but also want a family.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Don't get into one. Have a family alone.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I have a friend who's doing this at the moment.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
She just turned forty, has never found someone she wants
to be with, loves being alone, so she's just doing
a little donation.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Christian, if you wanted to go down this route and
you didn't have any eligible friends for a donation, and
you were like, I'm just gonna go and fuck some
hot random guys. What kind of guy would you who
to give you the ultimate?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Because I like massive men, but I don't want to
booth their babies. Do you know what, man, those are
big babies. I look at Aaron.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
His whole family are ten pounders. Ten pounders called. They
called their nickname the tunnel bars, the tunnel borers. You'd
got towels.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Do you remember they nicknamed the borer for the city
rail loop, Dame f Cooper.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yes, they lay the trail.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, you got Dame Phoenix ripping out you.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh no.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
And then because traffic's go two ways, it comes out
and goes back and then it goes back out the
other way.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
To turn around and do the other tunnel.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
But you don't need a partner.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
I might be incorrect and maybe living in a naive
liberal bubble, but I would say the stigma of having
a family without a partner is.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
All but gone. I wouldn't ever judge anyone on that's.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Your single and happily single, like you don't need a partner,
but of a bourn chain sometimes.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Sorry, and you've got your You've got your cat, a.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Cat yelling him you get at want to leave me?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
The cat's been behaving since I threw a carrot at
it hasn't It needs discipline?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, anyways for discipline. You got any gay friends me?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
No?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I know you do.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Our anonymous You.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Look at born and direct the question.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Because why what have I told you?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
And so I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
It was just like a friend firm. It was just
like out, you know, totally totally.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I have a friend who is a female and doesn't
want to partner, and she had two gay friends and
they want a baby.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
They raise a baby as a trio bag.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
That's got the glory, that's got the I'd rather if
I was this spem Yeah, a non spem, yeah, going
and you can see them do the medical tears strike that,
like does your family have a history of this?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
This, this, this and this and this? I mean you
rented it. I've seen the saying that Aaron jon dded sperm.
No one took her because he's fucking dame fan of
COPA the Bloody War.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Imagine seeing a photo of that dude and then and
then getting all the stamps on it and.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Being like, was this pre Greg Grover from no pre
Hailey sprung from right because I reckon someone would want
Greg Grover from Norvous kids.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Maybe maybe that is the sort of free electricity.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Electricity.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I've seen his foot in a croc and I'm just
like the Norman out would be something else.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Oh god, I know.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Let alone seeing the cock and yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
No comment, no comment.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah that guys without saying, doesn't it? Zach is the
extra post shouted. I just want to thank you and
the producers for what you do. Be interested to know
your views on current government and why you haven't chosen
to say much on air.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
We we try to stay a political but it's hard
not to just shout out David Seymour and how much
we stand by his wonderful decisions, how he lives his life.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah. For international listeners, we've gone from a liberal.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Praised left leaning government to a right center right right government.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It's not just led by one party. They've had to
make a.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Com patch together coalition.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
One is significantly right, one sort of center right, and
one fuck drunk just does populist I guess goes with
whatever's you know, dog whistling at the moment to get
the old people all racked up about we don't think.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
About politics much on the show, but we I was
laughing about our subtle protests. You may notice we pronounced
the prime minister's name wrong any given opportunity. His name
is Chris Luxon and we call him Christopher Luxton's.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah, I'm sorry on this.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I've just heard from the Prime minister's person namespecfully.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Everyone who didn't like her called it just center.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
So we were like, it's only fear that Christopher Luxe
and Christopher Chris we call him Christopher lux just bounce
it out where it's not needed and take one away.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
From Seymore triggers me, like I imagine just cinder triggers
old white guys.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, God, I can't stand that.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Man.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Can I tell a story or will I get in
trouble for that? One? Sounds like anonymously.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
One exactly who no one will know.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Who it is, Okay, anonymous? I can about how.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Oh yeah, and you've got witness Yeah, so you can
do it.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I can do it.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
When so David Seymour was very polarizing politician in New Zealand,
and I will say I'm not a huge fan, and
we had him on a show that I was hosting,
and he I was doing this rehearsal and I was
told by someone that our talent coordinator, who was looking
after him he was a guest on our show, was
in tears. And I was like why, and they said,
(12:26):
David Seymour has been so rude to her that she's crying.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I was like, Oh my god, how bizarre. I was like,
this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
My only other experience with him was doing a comedy
show and he packed us out and left the building
and I was like, oh, I think maybe he's a
bit temperamental.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
He's just as cool.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
And then I got into the lift and he was there,
and I was coming up from a rehearsal about to
go to the green room, and he was going in
there and I said, Hi, David, I'm Hailey, I'm the host.
It's great to have you. And he said, look, I
just need to know where the fuck I can put
my fucking.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Bag, and I believe she offered to take the bag,
and he said, you think I'm just gonna get this
fucking someone who's got government secret.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
And I was like, oh okay, and I just left
the left and that was my only like face to
face engage.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Okay, I was like so shocked there. It was so like.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
So approachable, relatable.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
It's so good to be in charge of this beautiful
country of our yeah yeah wild it's a little story.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Are you saying whoa we we
were
Flee Haley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special and big part
is back when we're back from holidays on the fifteenth
of July. I've had a lot of water where I
feel we're pacing really good.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Nine, by my account, we're doing really well.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Shannon has nursery Coward has accused me of disgust for
drinking out of the.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Poor dog in the soda stream bottle.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Soda stream bottle.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
No, we do in our house. Yeah, do what I want.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I know he does worship I want.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
When I stayed here a few weeks back and I
got so drunk, but no one was here. That was
such a saving because you know, he's got that filthy,
thick water here. Yes, I god it was cold because
it made it palatable. So I woke up and I
was like, I can't have this water. And I went
in the fridge and yeah, beautiful still flick like I
had to like gorgeous talented blondes.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
You know. Yeah, we are going to start this one
with a podcast shout out to a very special member
of the podcast family. She's been with us for a
very long time. Sant Jeta Pajama, who we have had
previously called Vagina Pajamas.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Pajamas, Vagina Pajamas, going back a long time.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Sane Pajama I'm imagining is the freshest one. Here is
Indiana wors of an Indisced and you found Vaina Pajamas.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It was pretty pre before you could get cancer for
calling somebody forgeta pajamas.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Pajamas, Hello, Vajama. She's actually introduced herself here as Vaina Pajamas.
It's in a minute. It is your favorite girl, Vagina Pajamas.
I wish you could let back.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
To the original audio when I first wrote to you,
but it's somewhere in the hope.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You're doing well and I believe in enjoying yourself. Leave
those podcasts a copyright media works.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Oh maybe that find though.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I think the last time I wrote to the team
was about ten years ago, when I was twenty.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
This was way back when I was in Jared.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Jared's found something online.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Flichenborn show secret, and.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I've never been able to figure out the show secret is.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Yeah, Cheers, Princes Die, by the way, Cheers princis always
in our memory. Cheers princess time anyway, but in a pajamas.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I think the last time I wrote to the team
was about ten years ago when I was twenty. This
was way back when I was at university. I'm now
a boring adult working in the school as the head
of special needs. And I also got married to my
long term boyfriend after eight years.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Amazing.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Ah, he kept me waiting and COVID added to the plan.
Married on the date ninth of the ninth, twenty two two.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh that's cute. I mean traveling the world.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
A lot more since getting married, and would like some recommendations.
We live in London, so anything that doesn't require more
than fifteen hours of flying for now, we cannot afford
it with the mortgage we have.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh yeah, it's some beautiful coastal areas in Yeah, isn't there.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, go to the cliffs of Doors.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You've still got to Europe for like ten pounds.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh, can you a book far enough ahead? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
What's the juiciest thing that happened to you this year?
And judices despite their married for two years, my husband
tried to fake propose to me in New York to
get free drinks. We're in one of the many observatories
at approximately one thousand, one hundred and thirty one.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
That's like very.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Specific for approximate. Yeah, approximate know negates the need for species,
you would say approximately one thousand, one hundred feet above
the ground.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Then the New Jersey earthquake took.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Place, and I never wanted to get down to zero
feet to the ground quicker.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
At like three on the Richter scale.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It was a little wiggle.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, it was a little wig.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
A little wigle feels pretty fucking big when you're one
one hundred.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Feet and when you didn't know are they are they American?
This person no, No, she's based in Britain. I thought
she was a key with little.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Weggle, which is a key.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
She went on.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Fathers. Yeah, isn't it Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
That's all sometimes. Yeah, that's dependent, isn't it on the depth?
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah for some people it feels like a lot. For others, they.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Could take your experience in the wig or how many
we had before you know you think about your your
your christ Jewish wigglers.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah, I ag.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
It takes a it's a massive wiggle now to shake
them at least a four. They don't get out of
bed for anything less than a four.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
No, they won't even report.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It to joney, I love a baggirl.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Let's go next, maybe a non so let's read it
and then decided the end with another person needs a name.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay, what's the juiciest thing that's happened to you this year?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
A friend's marriage broke up when she found out he
forty two, had been seeing a secretary twenty for a
year and it had been well docked me on her Instagram.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That year old Instagram. They love Instagram.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
That's you.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You're forty two, forty three, now forty two, you're forty one.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, forty two, I've met twenty year olds. I would
what I talked to him about.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
It would be so odd.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
They wouldn't get any of my references and leave my
references in the same age as they are.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
They might find your dad jokes.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Cute.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Imagine if.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Wow, Shannon answered that Billy.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
The early twenties and like, no, left you right, and
you're single for a bit, and then you came over
and you're like, look, I'm bringing my new girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And we're like that's fine.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Her name's Cass and we're like cool, can't wait to
meet her and sho's up, she's twenty. What the funk
would we say?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
What would we talk to her about? You're right laugh
that you called? Do you want to jump up? Years
older than my daughter? Yeah? How you know?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Were they thinking that they were getting away with her?
So she's putting it all on it social media? Were
they just so far apart from friend groups? Or and
were theys he worked with.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
This they had like friends in common. Carlwen's like, did
the twin year old not know that he was?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
It was a secretary of course hip. No, you won't
you know everyone?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, your wife could call Yeah, oh my god, that's wildenstly.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I blocked her. Say you did talk to my secretary?
Cato references.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
What do you need advice on how to get back
into a relationship when you realize you're much happier alone
but also want a family.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Don't get into one. Have a family alone.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I have a friend who's doing this at the moment.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
She just turned forty, has never found someone she wants
to be with, loves being alone, so she's just doing
a little donation.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Christian, if you wanted to go down this route and
you didn't have any eligible friends for a donation, and
you were like, I'm just gonna go and fuck some
hot random guys. What kind of guy would you who
to give you the ultimate?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Because I like massive men, but I don't want to
booth their babies. Do you know what, man, those are
big babies. I look at Aaron.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
His whole family are ten pounders. Ten pounders called. They
called their nickname the tunnel bars, the tunnel borers. You'd
got towels.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Do you remember they nicknamed the borer for the city
rail loop, Dame f Cooper.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yes, they lay the trail.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, you got Dame Phoenix ripping out you.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh no.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
And then because traffic's go two ways, it comes out
and goes back and then it goes back out the
other way.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
To turn around and do the other tunnel.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
But you don't need a partner.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
I might be incorrect and maybe living in a naive
liberal bubble, but I would say the stigma of having
a family without a partner is.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
All but gone. I wouldn't ever judge anyone on that's.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Your single and happily single, like you don't need a partner,
but of a bourn chain sometimes.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Sorry, and you've got your You've got your cat, a.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Cat yelling him you get at want to leave me?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
The cat's been behaving since I threw a carrot at
it hasn't It needs discipline?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, anyways for discipline. You got any gay friends me?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
No?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I know you do.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Our anonymous You.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Look at born and direct the question.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Because why what have I told you?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
And so I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
It was just like a friend firm. It was just
like out, you know, totally totally.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I have a friend who is a female and doesn't
want to partner, and she had two gay friends and
they want a baby.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
They raise a baby as a trio bag.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
That's got the glory, that's got the I'd rather if
I was this spem Yeah, a non spem, yeah, going
and you can see them do the medical tears strike that,
like does your family have a history of this?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
This, this, this and this and this? I mean you
rented it. I've seen the saying that Aaron jon dded sperm.
No one took her because he's fucking dame fan of
COPA the Bloody War.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Imagine seeing a photo of that dude and then and
then getting all the stamps on it and.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Being like, was this pre Greg Grover from no pre
Hailey sprung from right because I reckon someone would want
Greg Grover from Norvous kids.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Maybe maybe that is the sort of free electricity.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Electricity.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I've seen his foot in a croc and I'm just
like the Norman out would be something else.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Oh god, I know.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Let alone seeing the cock and yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
No comment, no comment.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah that guys without saying, doesn't it? Zach is the
extra post shouted. I just want to thank you and
the producers for what you do. Be interested to know
your views on current government and why you haven't chosen
to say much on air.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
We we try to stay a political but it's hard
not to just shout out David Seymour and how much
we stand by his wonderful decisions, how he lives his life.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah. For international listeners, we've gone from a liberal.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Praised left leaning government to a right center right right government.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It's not just led by one party. They've had to
make a.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Com patch together coalition.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
One is significantly right, one sort of center right, and
one fuck drunk just does populist I guess goes with
whatever's you know, dog whistling at the moment to get
the old people all racked up about we don't think.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
About politics much on the show, but we I was
laughing about our subtle protests. You may notice we pronounced
the prime minister's name wrong any given opportunity. His name
is Chris Luxon and we call him Christopher Luxton's.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah, I'm sorry on this.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I've just heard from the Prime minister's person namespecfully.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Everyone who didn't like her called it just center.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
So we were like, it's only fear that Christopher Luxe
and Christopher Chris we call him Christopher lux just bounce
it out where it's not needed and take one away.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
From Seymore triggers me, like I imagine just cinder triggers
old white guys.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, God, I can't stand that.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Man.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Can I tell a story or will I get in
trouble for that? One? Sounds like anonymously.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
One exactly who no one will know.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Who it is, Okay, anonymous? I can about how.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Oh yeah, and you've got witness Yeah, so you can
do it.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I can do it.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
When so David Seymour was very polarizing politician in New Zealand,
and I will say I'm not a huge fan, and
we had him on a show that I was hosting,
and he I was doing this rehearsal and I was
told by someone that our talent coordinator, who was looking
after him he was a guest on our show, was
in tears. And I was like why, and they said,
(12:26):
David Seymour has been so rude to her that she's crying.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I was like, Oh my god, how bizarre. I was like,
this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
My only other experience with him was doing a comedy
show and he packed us out and left the building
and I was like, oh, I think maybe he's a
bit temperamental.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
He's just as cool.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
And then I got into the lift and he was there,
and I was coming up from a rehearsal about to
go to the green room, and he was going in
there and I said, Hi, David, I'm Hailey, I'm the host.
It's great to have you. And he said, look, I
just need to know where the fuck I can put
my fucking.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Bag, and I believe she offered to take the bag,
and he said, you think I'm just gonna get this
fucking someone who's got government secret.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
And I was like, oh okay, and I just left
the left and that was my only like face to
face engage.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Okay, I was like so shocked there. It was so like.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
So approachable, relatable.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
It's so good to be in charge of this beautiful
country of our yeah yeah wild it's a little story.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Are you saying whoa we we
were
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