July 7, 2024 • 16 mins
This episode contains explicit content & themes, and is definitely not one for younger listeners!
Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley are back at it again with more cocktails, more episodes, and way more shenanigans; in this batch of Mid-Winter Cocktail Specials!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Police and Haley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special. Welcome to
the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. The Big Pot is back
on Monday July fifteen. Now Vaughner's moved to the end
of the table by the cliff my lounge.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, we just literally spoke about this when we finished
the last time. I stood up and I was like,
and I need to stretch my back. And I think
it's because I'm sitting on an angle and we're turning.
So now I'm straight on and I can see everybody,
and I don't lean.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Back because there's a I don't have a safety railer.
I don't want to be fined by Work Safe New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well, you wanted to remove You've got to step up
from your main living area to your lounge.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
But watching you do renovations has put me off anything
for life. You could do this. You do this yourself day.
Would you guys help? We just flow up in no time.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
The hardest part would be getting everything out of here.
I reckon you just check out the window like Carwen's
been throwing things out.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Of the way to carry it out.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
The bottle of wine.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
She was like, fuck that.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
In apartments Carwen, you don't.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You don't. You've got to behavior the people below. There
was a.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Beavers and butt head game on computer back in the
day where you spat off the top of the school and.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
You got yeah, yeah no, and you hit people and
you got we were.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Doing that though you dribbled and then you go without
it breaking off.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah, it was disgusting.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, Nikki is next for a podcast shout out Hey, God,
Hay team.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Paranormal relationships are bizarre, like.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
My cute care that I've got. I've got a rotating wallpaper?
Who do that? Well?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You just you can choose, you can choose at different times,
And I said, just.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Pictures of rolligh and it surprises man. I just saw that.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Because one day, Apple, your Apple phone is going to
be like, put another picture up with the pussy and
the skin. She's gonna be your flash.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I'm sitting here and I get a text. You look down,
it's my full fade And I said, oh my god,
I had it on pussy rotate. Oh my god, I'm
so sorry. Your wife's seen my vagina.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
And the mold of it, the mold.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You better see the molten, the moldy one.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Hang on, wait, wait, what to clarify. I don't have
a moldy vagina.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's pronounced moldy and it is no.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I have my vagina cast and.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Plaster.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And then for six life and I have Aaron's got
on his side table. And then shots came over for
drinking pos. She was like show me and I was like,
let's go. We were both both and then we just
had a really nice moment sharing for china.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It in the spare room, like could you find that
before the room? Sep oh, okay good.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Aaron on his side of the bed has the mold
of yours. You should get one of those cock molds
of his. But you're side of the bed, I need.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Put a bowl with the e your lamp in one
of those like mini cranes, you know when they mechanics
hoist your engine out of the card.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, here we go, Yes, please you can todds that
now we've hang on just before we get into this,
because a new.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, I haven't no.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Now Todd's in the of I hold it up to
my grind and I was like, this is what it's
like to be Haley.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Now I'll put put the MinC up to Todd. What
have you made us here, Todd, so.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I actually lied before.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
It's not a jelly donut.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
It's a P B and J.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Cocktail, peanut butter and jelly cocktail. It's the peanut butter.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, and with shambourg which is raspberry, a black raspberry.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Looking's my favorite.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
And then what it's called is half and half, so
it's like two three quarters of plain milk and one
quarter of health cream.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah. Also, my milk is Catton milk. You know that.
U H t st. Sorry guys, I'm basically.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Today some like dried raspberries sprinkle sprinkled on cheese.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh my god, that's amazing. Wow, what a cocktail from you.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
My god, that is a peanut buttereut, butter and jerry sandwich.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's incredible. Wow. We are lucky he's.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Got he's taking this so serious. He's got his apron
on cocktail making apron What podcast up to.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
In the series.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Lucky for those of you who have been listening from
it one, the Argentinan is still asleep.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yet to raise half three in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
He missed it to me this morning getting back at five,
so is that long in la He works late and
he's on holidays. He from Australia, Oh for Fox saying
this could be the start measured this podcast was a
real time. But he also left and just wife, we
(05:19):
could have left before we got here this morning at
like ten thirty eleven.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I think after this, you need to check.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
No, he's sleep Argentina.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I don't feel good you out here with platters and cocktails.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
When England was celebrating in the Falkland.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
And we should ask him if he wants to give back,
if he wants the Falklands back off England of the UK,
because that is bubbling up again. By the way, that's
going to be a flashpoint. You I've here full of landrovers.
The Falklands is full of.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
We have confirmation that there are a pair of shoes
at the door that we've never seen shoes.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
He might be out because he were two peers. He
had two peers, a man sized flash. I said, you
got a check live checks. Are you still in the room,
little mum washing? No, just being a load on washing down.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You are awake or he could be like awake for hours,
but like I'm not going out into that.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
He could be watching he could be watching it, watching
us carry on NECKI says, paris normal parasocial relations paranormal
is very bizarre, but she's his parasocial relationships are bizarre.
And I'm so thankful to have been friends with you
guys since the Drive Show days. You won't know this,
but we've lived in three cities and two countries together
(06:51):
over the years. She's taking us with where the we
that have been the tropical topic of hundreds hundreds of
conversations with friends and families, an absolutely going down memory
lay during the twentieth anniversary show, revisiting long lost segments
and voices of beloved X producers that we never thought
we'd hear from again. My friends think I'm absolutely batchit
crazy for how much I stand the show, from being
(07:12):
on the long weekend group to honors board, to getting
a royal wedding teatowel, to ever losing my shit laughing
when playing the podcast to friends who don't get the
nuances and jokes and between the words you say show secret,
I cheers to Lady Diana.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
To Lady Died anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Thank you Fletch for replying my Instagram messages about cats.
Thank you Varn for replying my Instagram messages about lice
and snowboarding, but no, thank you Hayley for leaving me
and your message requests all the best. Much love to
Jared Carwhen and Shannon who keep the machine well oiled.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Loss.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
What's the most exciting thing that happened to you this year?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I met a guy in Japan on a snowborn on
holiday who are now in a relationship with all bit
long distance Melbourne to San Francisco, My god.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Hotspots, Yeah, there are hot there are hot I've heard
there are hot days in Melbourne. I said, hotspots.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
You could have just jumped on the back and I've
heard that as well.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Well, last time I went to Melbourne, I went with
a gaggle of gays.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
They all disappeared on you, didn't They was.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
At the top of my life and I was like,
where are all my friends gone?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Gobbled up by the game.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
And I found myself in a club and I was like, well,
I'll just start chatting to the women here.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
No women, And Nicky says, it's not as crazy as
it sounds like. That's I'm happy for Nikki.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
That's awesome. Yeah, that's all great, that's great. Katie o
Grady is next.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
She's from Auckland.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I loved meeting you guys at the Auckland show with
my Chilian partner who had no idea what was going.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I remember him. He was just like, I'm here in support.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
We've paid how much for this?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Where Chilian partner to check on the Argentinian.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I haven't had a message back.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Presumed he could.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Maybe could he give me some tips for Chile if
you were to visit Chile, Say, at the end of
the year.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I've never been you get into let me know wasaring
thing that's happened to you this year. I've landed a
job at Nairobi, Kenya.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
What that's South Africa? And char Have you been to
Nairobi and Kenya? No?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, from a big city ship millions and millions of people.
We're moving in August. Thank goodness for the podcast. I'll
be able to keep listening every day. I would love
to know what Katie is doing. And yeah, and Kenya,
do you land?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Would be good safaris around there? Ken you would have
some good Noari put quite hard for a show. Safari.
I don't think, Jared, I don't think seeing a cat
in South Africa. Okay, it was a big cat, but
it wasn't a big big cat.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I haven't officially Safari, but my neighbor and Namibia owned
a game farm, so we'd go there during holidays and.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Shooty shoot game farm or looky look game farm.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Luky look.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
If you want to google, it's Coppo Copple game farm,
cobble cob like like the cobo.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
What are we doing? Free pipes of game? Well?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Do you want an Oafari?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
We need to talk to that check that always rings up.
Who did tours?
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Colleen?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Colleen Safari? Collein, she looks us up. I want to
see a bloody crocodile with a bloody man's league in
it's mouth.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I don't want to go to Colleen Safari.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
It feels rough.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Rava's guards Ah.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Meghan is next to a podcast shout out Meghan and
Wallaston from New Plymouth. I thank you, Hailey Fletcher Vorn
Beauty recognized order at Large.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Jack Black said it for.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Literally keeping my sanity attack during a rough maternity leave,
I would walk through the Redwoods.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Redwoods, Plymouth, Redwoods, please Google, please google Redwoods and listen
daily with baby sleeping in the stroller and found louder
clitch form and exactly what it says.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
It was my linked to the world, gave me things
to talk about.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
It wasn't baby which is currently pregnant.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Wood information apart from.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Maybe it's just autumn huh. Nor is it real? It's
a real place, a real place. It's like never like
pap here. You're insane.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Nassane from Hawks Bay Tourism Representatives carwhen Johns.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
There was head up North with Havelock sound read.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Redwoods Country Kindergarten that I don't know believe it?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Why does she lie?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
We didn't believe it? Why she wouldn't lie to us?
New plymouths Redwood, Redwood's Walk. Oh okay, that'll be it.
Where is it? It's not a book you called to
park No Vaughn, No, don't be silly.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I wouldn't have thought. Look, and I do apologize.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It was my link to the world and gave me
thanks to talk about with others. That wasn't baby chat.
I've been a daily listener since.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Ever since three years oh yeah, three years ago.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
It's crazy. What was what I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I've been probably I've also won the Where's My Medal
and fridge Bango. There's the COVID chat some of my
greatest achievements. Shout out to my pale Christen. I were
in a camp of who gets the most mentions on
air with you and we went to the christ Show.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
To get Kristin Meghan, Kristen, Meghan, Kristen Meaghan, Kristin Meghan work.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
It out now special to those to those that celebrate,
a celebrate, to those that celebrate, and my assages to
chocolate Martini. We only have four lind pulls left. Linda
did bulls and their dark chocolate. Who's been eating all
the fucking lint balls? One? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I had one because to Jared because he's a.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Lot of rappers by me. But I'm oh my god,
oh my god. This look one?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Who three, four, five, six seven?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
The ball gobbler?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
You are?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Who's the ball goblin? Look at this?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Here's wine, here's mine?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
One? Where's yours?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Born?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Zero? You throw me one one one one.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Zero, She's working Toddy.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I blame zero zero zero zero goblinzyn. Wow, Todd has
informed us here.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
No boy, can you say the same, James?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Have you had any balls in your mouth today? James?
Good boy? Wow? Look by the way, looks.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Answer James, Come on the microphone please listeners.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
The listeners, and there we go you Hello, Hi, what
are you?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
We love his boys?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I wouldn't hear James's very specific cadence, James.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Can you ask for a cheesy pleaser? With the voice
disguis on?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Can I have a cheesy please? Please?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
And now what's out the voice disguiser? Hello? Can I
have a cheesey pleaser? Please? He's a good boy. Yeah.
I think there was a time when James and I
got a lot of cheesy pleases at the drive. What
is the cheesy please? You can ask one of those McDonald's.
It's it's like a two cheese bigger deal from time
to time. Yeah, that kind of there we go.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Okay, we're fifteen minutes into a podcast and James just arrived.
Shall we pause?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Get Are we at the end of this?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Should I just finish this off? Celebrate? What do you
need advice on? Should I a bathroom or no?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
No, none of them?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
For reference, No bathroom.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
The shower runs straight onto the floor every use, and
the kitchen has a mongrel mob red bench and pale
yellow tiles.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
No bathroom. First, you don't have a mongrel mob red
bench you've got a what's the red theory?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Oh, they're surprising red theory, the unexpected red theory.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah, which is a thing which you have one read.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Do the bathroom first, and do it quickly. We did
nine months no bathroom, and it.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Was both at the same time.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
No, darl no what you can't eat and can't share?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
So expensive?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
They're both. They're both the kitchens, and you spend heaps
of time their bathrooms. You ship there, you shower there,
you beat there, and you never have any enjoyable I
mean I enjoy it poo, don't get me wrong. But
the kitchen is a social center of the house. And
then we did but bathrooms.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Jesus well, I think we both did kitchen then bathroom. Right, Yeah,
you got to have a hub. Do the kitchen, yeah,
and then buy a little bucket and person it for
nine months.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I go to the gym when you need to use
the shower, did yeah, set us a bit of bee. Yeah,
Police and Haley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special. Welcome to
the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. The Big Pot is back
on Monday July fifteen. Now Vaughner's moved to the end
of the table by the cliff my lounge.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, we just literally spoke about this when we finished
the last time. I stood up and I was like,
and I need to stretch my back. And I think
it's because I'm sitting on an angle and we're turning.
So now I'm straight on and I can see everybody,
and I don't lean.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Back because there's a I don't have a safety railer.
I don't want to be fined by Work Safe New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well, you wanted to remove You've got to step up
from your main living area to your lounge.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
But watching you do renovations has put me off anything
for life. You could do this. You do this yourself day.
Would you guys help? We just flow up in no time.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
The hardest part would be getting everything out of here.
I reckon you just check out the window like Carwen's
been throwing things out.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Of the way to carry it out.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
The bottle of wine.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
She was like, fuck that.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
In apartments Carwen, you don't.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You don't. You've got to behavior the people below. There
was a.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Beavers and butt head game on computer back in the
day where you spat off the top of the school and.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
You got yeah, yeah no, and you hit people and
you got we were.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Doing that though you dribbled and then you go without
it breaking off.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah, it was disgusting.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, Nikki is next for a podcast shout out Hey, God,
Hay team.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Paranormal relationships are bizarre, like.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
My cute care that I've got. I've got a rotating wallpaper?
Who do that? Well?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You just you can choose, you can choose at different times,
And I said, just.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Pictures of rolligh and it surprises man. I just saw that.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Because one day, Apple, your Apple phone is going to
be like, put another picture up with the pussy and
the skin. She's gonna be your flash.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I'm sitting here and I get a text. You look down,
it's my full fade And I said, oh my god,
I had it on pussy rotate. Oh my god, I'm
so sorry. Your wife's seen my vagina.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
And the mold of it, the mold.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You better see the molten, the moldy one.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Hang on, wait, wait, what to clarify. I don't have
a moldy vagina.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's pronounced moldy and it is no.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I have my vagina cast and.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Plaster.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And then for six life and I have Aaron's got
on his side table. And then shots came over for
drinking pos. She was like show me and I was like,
let's go. We were both both and then we just
had a really nice moment sharing for china.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It in the spare room, like could you find that
before the room? Sep oh, okay good.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Aaron on his side of the bed has the mold
of yours. You should get one of those cock molds
of his. But you're side of the bed, I need.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Put a bowl with the e your lamp in one
of those like mini cranes, you know when they mechanics
hoist your engine out of the card.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, here we go, Yes, please you can todds that
now we've hang on just before we get into this,
because a new.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, I haven't no.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Now Todd's in the of I hold it up to
my grind and I was like, this is what it's
like to be Haley.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Now I'll put put the MinC up to Todd. What
have you made us here, Todd, so.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I actually lied before.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
It's not a jelly donut.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
It's a P B and J.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Cocktail, peanut butter and jelly cocktail. It's the peanut butter.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, and with shambourg which is raspberry, a black raspberry.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Looking's my favorite.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
And then what it's called is half and half, so
it's like two three quarters of plain milk and one
quarter of health cream.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah. Also, my milk is Catton milk. You know that.
U H t st. Sorry guys, I'm basically.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Today some like dried raspberries sprinkle sprinkled on cheese.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh my god, that's amazing. Wow, what a cocktail from you.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
My god, that is a peanut buttereut, butter and jerry sandwich.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's incredible. Wow. We are lucky he's.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Got he's taking this so serious. He's got his apron
on cocktail making apron What podcast up to.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
In the series.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Lucky for those of you who have been listening from
it one, the Argentinan is still asleep.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yet to raise half three in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
He missed it to me this morning getting back at five,
so is that long in la He works late and
he's on holidays. He from Australia, Oh for Fox saying
this could be the start measured this podcast was a
real time. But he also left and just wife, we
(05:19):
could have left before we got here this morning at
like ten thirty eleven.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I think after this, you need to check.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
No, he's sleep Argentina.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I don't feel good you out here with platters and cocktails.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
When England was celebrating in the Falkland.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
And we should ask him if he wants to give back,
if he wants the Falklands back off England of the UK,
because that is bubbling up again. By the way, that's
going to be a flashpoint. You I've here full of landrovers.
The Falklands is full of.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
We have confirmation that there are a pair of shoes
at the door that we've never seen shoes.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
He might be out because he were two peers. He
had two peers, a man sized flash. I said, you
got a check live checks. Are you still in the room,
little mum washing? No, just being a load on washing down.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You are awake or he could be like awake for hours,
but like I'm not going out into that.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
He could be watching he could be watching it, watching
us carry on NECKI says, paris normal parasocial relations paranormal
is very bizarre, but she's his parasocial relationships are bizarre.
And I'm so thankful to have been friends with you
guys since the Drive Show days. You won't know this,
but we've lived in three cities and two countries together
(06:51):
over the years. She's taking us with where the we
that have been the tropical topic of hundreds hundreds of
conversations with friends and families, an absolutely going down memory
lay during the twentieth anniversary show, revisiting long lost segments
and voices of beloved X producers that we never thought
we'd hear from again. My friends think I'm absolutely batchit
crazy for how much I stand the show, from being
(07:12):
on the long weekend group to honors board, to getting
a royal wedding teatowel, to ever losing my shit laughing
when playing the podcast to friends who don't get the
nuances and jokes and between the words you say show secret,
I cheers to Lady Diana.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
To Lady Died anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Thank you Fletch for replying my Instagram messages about cats.
Thank you Varn for replying my Instagram messages about lice
and snowboarding, but no, thank you Hayley for leaving me
and your message requests all the best. Much love to
Jared Carwhen and Shannon who keep the machine well oiled.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Loss.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
What's the most exciting thing that happened to you this year?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I met a guy in Japan on a snowborn on
holiday who are now in a relationship with all bit
long distance Melbourne to San Francisco, My god.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Hotspots, Yeah, there are hot there are hot I've heard
there are hot days in Melbourne. I said, hotspots.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
You could have just jumped on the back and I've
heard that as well.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Well, last time I went to Melbourne, I went with
a gaggle of gays.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
They all disappeared on you, didn't They was.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
At the top of my life and I was like,
where are all my friends gone?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Gobbled up by the game.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
And I found myself in a club and I was like, well,
I'll just start chatting to the women here.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
No women, And Nicky says, it's not as crazy as
it sounds like. That's I'm happy for Nikki.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
That's awesome. Yeah, that's all great, that's great. Katie o
Grady is next.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
She's from Auckland.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I loved meeting you guys at the Auckland show with
my Chilian partner who had no idea what was going.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I remember him. He was just like, I'm here in support.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
We've paid how much for this?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Where Chilian partner to check on the Argentinian.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I haven't had a message back.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Presumed he could.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Maybe could he give me some tips for Chile if
you were to visit Chile, Say, at the end of
the year.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I've never been you get into let me know wasaring
thing that's happened to you this year. I've landed a
job at Nairobi, Kenya.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
What that's South Africa? And char Have you been to
Nairobi and Kenya? No?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, from a big city ship millions and millions of people.
We're moving in August. Thank goodness for the podcast. I'll
be able to keep listening every day. I would love
to know what Katie is doing. And yeah, and Kenya,
do you land?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Would be good safaris around there? Ken you would have
some good Noari put quite hard for a show. Safari.
I don't think, Jared, I don't think seeing a cat
in South Africa. Okay, it was a big cat, but
it wasn't a big big cat.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I haven't officially Safari, but my neighbor and Namibia owned
a game farm, so we'd go there during holidays and.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Shooty shoot game farm or looky look game farm.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Luky look.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
If you want to google, it's Coppo Copple game farm,
cobble cob like like the cobo.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
What are we doing? Free pipes of game? Well?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Do you want an Oafari?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
We need to talk to that check that always rings up.
Who did tours?
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Colleen?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Colleen Safari? Collein, she looks us up. I want to
see a bloody crocodile with a bloody man's league in
it's mouth.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I don't want to go to Colleen Safari.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
It feels rough.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Rava's guards Ah.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Meghan is next to a podcast shout out Meghan and
Wallaston from New Plymouth. I thank you, Hailey Fletcher Vorn
Beauty recognized order at Large.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Jack Black said it for.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Literally keeping my sanity attack during a rough maternity leave,
I would walk through the Redwoods.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Redwoods, Plymouth, Redwoods, please Google, please google Redwoods and listen
daily with baby sleeping in the stroller and found louder
clitch form and exactly what it says.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
It was my linked to the world, gave me things
to talk about.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
It wasn't baby which is currently pregnant.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Wood information apart from.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Maybe it's just autumn huh. Nor is it real? It's
a real place, a real place. It's like never like
pap here. You're insane.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Nassane from Hawks Bay Tourism Representatives carwhen Johns.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
There was head up North with Havelock sound read.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Redwoods Country Kindergarten that I don't know believe it?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Why does she lie?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
We didn't believe it? Why she wouldn't lie to us?
New plymouths Redwood, Redwood's Walk. Oh okay, that'll be it.
Where is it? It's not a book you called to
park No Vaughn, No, don't be silly.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I wouldn't have thought. Look, and I do apologize.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It was my link to the world and gave me
thanks to talk about with others. That wasn't baby chat.
I've been a daily listener since.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Ever since three years oh yeah, three years ago.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
It's crazy. What was what I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I've been probably I've also won the Where's My Medal
and fridge Bango. There's the COVID chat some of my
greatest achievements. Shout out to my pale Christen. I were
in a camp of who gets the most mentions on
air with you and we went to the christ Show.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
To get Kristin Meghan, Kristen, Meghan, Kristen Meaghan, Kristin Meghan work.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
It out now special to those to those that celebrate,
a celebrate, to those that celebrate, and my assages to
chocolate Martini. We only have four lind pulls left. Linda
did bulls and their dark chocolate. Who's been eating all
the fucking lint balls? One? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I had one because to Jared because he's a.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Lot of rappers by me. But I'm oh my god,
oh my god. This look one?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Who three, four, five, six seven?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
The ball gobbler?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
You are?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Who's the ball goblin? Look at this?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Here's wine, here's mine?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
One? Where's yours?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Born?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Zero? You throw me one one one one.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Zero, She's working Toddy.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I blame zero zero zero zero goblinzyn. Wow, Todd has
informed us here.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
No boy, can you say the same, James?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Have you had any balls in your mouth today? James?
Good boy? Wow? Look by the way, looks.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Answer James, Come on the microphone please listeners.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
The listeners, and there we go you Hello, Hi, what
are you?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
We love his boys?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I wouldn't hear James's very specific cadence, James.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Can you ask for a cheesy pleaser? With the voice
disguis on?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Can I have a cheesy please? Please?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
And now what's out the voice disguiser? Hello? Can I
have a cheesey pleaser? Please? He's a good boy. Yeah.
I think there was a time when James and I
got a lot of cheesy pleases at the drive. What
is the cheesy please? You can ask one of those McDonald's.
It's it's like a two cheese bigger deal from time
to time. Yeah, that kind of there we go.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Okay, we're fifteen minutes into a podcast and James just arrived.
Shall we pause?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Get Are we at the end of this?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Should I just finish this off? Celebrate? What do you
need advice on? Should I a bathroom or no?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
No, none of them?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
For reference, No bathroom.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
The shower runs straight onto the floor every use, and
the kitchen has a mongrel mob red bench and pale
yellow tiles.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
No bathroom. First, you don't have a mongrel mob red
bench you've got a what's the red theory?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Oh, they're surprising red theory, the unexpected red theory.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah, which is a thing which you have one read.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Do the bathroom first, and do it quickly. We did
nine months no bathroom, and it.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Was both at the same time.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
No, darl no what you can't eat and can't share?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
So expensive?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
They're both. They're both the kitchens, and you spend heaps
of time their bathrooms. You ship there, you shower there,
you beat there, and you never have any enjoyable I
mean I enjoy it poo, don't get me wrong. But
the kitchen is a social center of the house. And
then we did but bathrooms.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Jesus well, I think we both did kitchen then bathroom. Right, Yeah,
you got to have a hub. Do the kitchen, yeah,
and then buy a little bucket and person it for
nine months.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I go to the gym when you need to use
the shower, did yeah, set us a bit of bee. Yeah,
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