July 8, 2024 • 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Police Worn and Hayley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. The Big Pot
is back when we are back from holidays on July
the fifteenth, Monday.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Guys, shout out to us. We're doing so well.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Pacing because we did God. Out of all of us,
I think Jared's the most liddy right now.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
I did worry about the little follow when he was
prey much going of every cocktail we had, he.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Was having half because he's not a drinker.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, I've had Jared and I have a sheer our
love of metal, and we've had a couple of nights
out just the two of us, and I've always worried because,
you know me.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Who keeping up with mama?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, Daddy kept up with mama. The last time Disturbed,
he did better than I did. Oh yeah, Okay, anyway,
you're doing well, Jared, and I just feel like, as
I said, we you know all did a prediction of
who we get the sloppyest, and.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
You might be wrong.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I haven't plaped my hair yet.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Have I a friend big hearted James? It just popped
over in the last episode, went straight to the bathroom.
I think it's quite rude.
Speaker 7 (01:10):
Kind of though.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I think he needs the ship even.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's quite rude to finish work, leave your workplace and
then come to a friend's house and ship in the
toilet to put it? Do you wanted to put it?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I don't know. It's just quite public.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's rude.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
And then, oh, little cable.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You're cutting the cheese right into the cable. What are
you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
And I'm trying to get a little bit of cheese. No,
let him do a poope.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, we're happy to hear everybody poops.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I really need.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Toilet.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
That's why you should do it at work. Carry on board.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well, anonymous is next? What would you like us to
shout out? Shout out to the wags? It's the wives
and girlfriends of sports people. Well, Car was just breathing
because she knows this one's juicy one. This is anonymous,
So it's cause it's juicy. Shout out to the wag
who are the unsung heroes of sport?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Okay, okay, go.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
On, why is this juicy?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Okay? Oh hush, what's the most juicy thing that's happened
to you this year? God having an affair?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Oh fuck, We've got a wag on the We're a
wag on the blower having an affair.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
She's having off.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
She's having an affair. That's the juiciest thing that's happened
to her this year.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'd like to interrupt before we go on this juicy story,
little morsel. If you could be a wife, a girlfriend,
a wife or husband or girlfriend or boyfriend of.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Stephen Formula one?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
What sport basketball?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
NBA?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
They get multi million dollar contracts even if they're ship.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
And it's the best live sport to watch.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
I love us.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Sport's quacks bound to We've got such long legs.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
And I'm not.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
On magicians not a sport.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Do you know what?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Shon's all horned up?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Because I'm part of these horny groups that recommend smart
books everyone.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
And I was on one of these groups and someone.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Said, please, I am gagging for recommendations with a main
male character as a magician. And I was like, oh
my god, I see this is Shannon And then apparently
her boyfriends all.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Big hand of James is back from the bathroom. We
were just saying it was quite rude that you come
straight to someone's house and just ship in their toilet. Okay, Okay, Now,
the I've got a list here from Forbes the highest paid.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
But you can't just go.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Highest paid because you've also got to If you're a
wag and all you're doing is for the money, you're
also going to be going for the hop off.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Would you be a wag for Christ and the brain
injury and everything else?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
So Christians?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Stop?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
But is.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Part religious?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Isn't it? Just like he's got seven seven children? Oh yeah,
crash Ronaldo has got a bunch of kids, very careful.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Total earnings one hundred and thirty six million. Behind him
is Linel Missy one hundred. Now, oh that Killian might
have admitted Killian Marpy that he's one hundred and twenty mil.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
He's Killian Marpy, Killian Murphy.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
No, kill Marpy.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Aurean football, yeah, football, and then Lebron James is after
him at nineteen.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
But you gotta go, you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You golfers, would you be would you be a wag
of a golfer that's boring.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Vest and the washing vest and a dry cleaner, no thing?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
No, yeah, it's all soccer. Basketball.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Ever, yeah, you're never going to be their main priority.
Football players players.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Like, what about like someone racing, But then you've got
them when they've got like any kind of formula dangerous
with them, when they've got like first degree burns.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
I know.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
The Formula one has become much safer than it was.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I would go because Warren's big Formula one.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Now they are all assholes of south, right, I think.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Because of all like everything else, like football, there's football
teams in every country and every continent has this amazing
league like the European League or the South American League,
and then the world cut.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
The Formula one.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
There's literally like one forty dudes in the entire world.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Become pressed and they paid very well.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Maybe not as much as the top football players, but
they paid very well. And there's forty of them, and
they're all precks.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Basketball man, give a big hit as well.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
If somebody changed your car tire way, Yeah, I am
the ship.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You know, Steven Adams were specifically Steven Adams.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Formula one would be the best for travel and would
be the best for like everywhere they go is high
end and you would get treated to all the good stuff.
So I can see I can see the benefits. You
have to put up with your husband being a preck.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Prack though, yeah, big prep, big preck.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
But as what about a hags games and boyfriends okay,
your heads and boyfriends of tis yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Though very focused, like very some of those games for game.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, there's already been drunk follow the summer winter very often.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
What about like a wife a wag of like a
pro surfer.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You didn't atually that there was a lot to you know,
be Kelly Slater.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
He's you constantly be like in all through the shower.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, your gendles house, can you please.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Rinse your legs before you come back from.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
The house, trying to give you a blood But.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I pulled back the foreskin and it was just.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
My mouth.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You got half an orange here, it's all of my.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Still wearing board shorts.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Surface. But don't even winner.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
If you flipped on television and there was some surfing
highlights on and the dude was in.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Budgies, yeah, that would be weird.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I thought this because I would like, I think i'd
quite like to get into swimming is a little bit
of a hobby, and I was like, well, flip swims
as part of his therapin is joy in his fitness.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
But you were.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Small, not board shorts but above the knee shorts. When
we go to the beach, but when you swim for
exercise you wear a speed out.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah I do.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I don't know that. I could face you and every.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Don't want to swim in front of I.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Was like, have you James, have you seen him?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I will put on my shorts.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I will put on my shorts and he sits in
the spar but I will put on.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
When he goes another one.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I do lanes and I'm with a friend afterwards, when
I get out, I'll put like shorts on. I will
just have a speak.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Interesting, because you were a speeder, would you worn it?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
My god, Toddy, what have we got here? Pause? I
thought it was because it's what midwinter Christmas theme.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Don't tell me there's some star Raus in this that
there's no in here?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Okay, in the room, there's a couple of star James
in a sleep South America.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
It's a maple old fashioned sugar maple syrup. Using we're Canadian.
We're going for a little Canadian touch our Canadian listeners.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
All, Hi, how are you you're gonna love that?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Born?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I feel you're going to love that.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Oh that's good and assistant Shanny.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Oh Toddy, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Well let's carry on with the wag goss. Sorry, we
literally got side checked for eight minutes. You were imagining
you're a wag with Stephen Adams and your bloody I want.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
To be Hailey Jane Adams, part of the Adams family.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
The family.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I was a goth, are born to be in the
Adams family. What do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Valerie to get you for Christmas?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:56):
My god?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Me and we get on.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
So blood transfusion, they're religious religious, She want to get
your bloods.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Sorry, soon in law. Sorry, it's my blood.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
We're emerging blood type.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
And I know you've just been in an accident that's
cost you a leader of blood.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
I simply non religious grounds.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Wow, okay, get it from a non gay donor.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, the juicy is didn't happened to this wag this year?
Is that are having an affair? Do you remember that again?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Who are we were? Who we were?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Anonymous? Shout out to the wags.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
So the unsung heroes are sport and then we talked
about way way wag waging.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
This happened to you this year?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Having an afear. That's right, that's the wag is having
an a fear. The wags maybe feeling sick into the sport,
which I've talked to a couple of wags who don't
identify as wags. They find the term offensive. But this
person in front of his wag, so we will continue
to call them a wag. But of course talk to
some other people who are partners of raffle sportsmen who
often felt neglected.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I need to know because there are who this is
and who they're famous.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
They might not be famous, yeah, but what sports they.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I've got an image of my mind of who I
think it is.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But if my husband, for example, was like a table
tennis player, I wouldn't call myself a wag.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Do you think it's Sally Ridge?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I wait, have we been missage from Sally Ridge in
the nineties had a message from read for them.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
My husband plays at the Manly Seagulls and the New
Zealand Letters. She was New Zealand's first wag. Yeah, lovely ladies.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I'm pretty aware she is.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Part of Gold.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I love Sally.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
She's real estate, real estate. Real estate does some renovations.
But I would say New Zealand's most first high profile wag. Yeah,
so the juiciest thing is having an fear and their advice.
They would like advice on should I in my affair?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Fuck?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I don't know. Do you love the person? Do you
love them more than you love the person that you're
actually what.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Was the reason?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Anonymous? Anonymous voice, Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
Wait wait wait wait voice, dis guise. There are eight
people in this room. Now put up your hand, not cheating,
put up your hand. If you've had an afear, wow, Okay, someone.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
In the room is asking this. Ain't that you have
been the one.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
That's been the toy boy. Well someone's been the toy boy.
But one of our team has had an affear. Wow
when you anonymous.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Just looking around the room, looking around the room, when
you had this affair? It's not me.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
It's not that there's still hits some other people here.
But I don't mean this bullshit on my annual. Leans Okay,
someone's going to be like, oh, there was an episode
where we're talking about affairs and born to society.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
People. Now I'm just my annually right now. I'm going
to be getting jobs done. I don't need to be
into me I'm a tracked I'm.
Speaker 7 (13:13):
Gon drawn DearS down is gonna come running out and.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
They're like, cut the track job, cut the track job,
and I'll be like, what are you talking about? Okay, fine,
it's me.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I'm a person.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
I'm so disgusting. Yeah, I was even implicated. I'm going
to the word fine one person in our group and.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
I shall not even hint head in the field when
you had this fear person, did you like the person
you were having the affair with more than you liked
the person you were officially with.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
I was counter affair. I was an affiliated to person
in relationship?
Speaker 7 (14:00):
What what.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
That meaning?
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Here? Was just saying we had a you know, he
dogged me language we use every day after the fact
that someone was a relationship. Okay, you with the other person? No,
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (14:22):
Yeah, I actually was going to say, you can't believe
you did this. Anonymous member of our team would the
other humor? And you know, I want to know if.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Any of us.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I want to know if any of us don't Actually
you know, no one has no not a fear, no lame,
wasn't it?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Well, good for you, Anonymous.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Also, everybody, everybody listens to the show knows how everyone
speaks like.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
That's the moment she came on. I was just now
a woman is what's that?
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Good old fashioned water?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
This feels quite.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Wow giving us water.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Handed the water on the way to the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I was coughing so much when I was in the bathroom.
But yes, that's actually a very good, cool God's cocktail
the water.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I would usually be happy, but Godbret Flinchers, it's thick.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I don't have thick water. Guys.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Sorry, sorry, is this water or syrup?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Honey from a bee?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Or is it from like the fucking deser? Just be
happy you've got a couple of water. South African Jesus.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Okay, So what happened on the question from anonymous?
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Well, why are you having the affair that's only with
your partner because they have profile, presumably money and.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
A bit of a status. Because that's the only reason. Then,
I'd say the affair is telling you it's time to
find someone you actually love.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I agree, I think you should end the affair either
by going with that person and making that your relationship,
or yes, turning your back on then.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
But then from the other side, you have spoken this
year about an affair brewing.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Yes, what's the difference in an a fair and cheating.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
By the way, with the cheating is like a one off.
You fear as I'm maintaining a relationship.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
But then you joke about having an affair about your fiance. No,
so it's oh my god, you joke about having a
pass cud. If you were to go through with that,
it's not like you're going to leave Aaron.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
My whole thing about my affair brewing was it was
a joke because if I was to feel the urge
to sleep with someone else, Aaron would be fully aware
of it.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
And this all started when my past can't started fucking
coming to New Zealand for half the year, and.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I said, well, your past cut is seeing my past card.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I know, unofficially we cannot say, but my past card
were Vaughan's past card.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
But then and but then talk to the gays because
the gays will just.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Have open and and so I know, I know, and
I don't really believe in monogamy. To be fair, I do.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Listen undern Eyeblad's a great one, mahogany.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Sturdy, But I go, I don't know if you are,
so if you only want to if you love the
person you're with, but you're like tackled by someone else.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Open the conversations and if.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
You love the person you're with, you wouldn't cheat shed
on them?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Right, No, that's not true.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Search some keywords of what that what?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I think you can love someone and still desire to
sleep with someone else. I think it's just an honest conversation.
Maybe thought about it that hard?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Do you think we've sufficiently dealt with this? Dominated the
entire podcast.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I love saying I reckon, I say our answer to
should it in my fear? When we look at the
word of fear, yes, how you we have no judgment?
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Yes, But then.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Around and stay with them and breakout with your yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
In the affair by saying to your partner you're currently
worth I want to sleep with this person.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
This is an exploratory time for me.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
That's in Finally, car when when this came in was
it anonymous that I didn't have a name on it?
Speaker 6 (18:27):
It was.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Can the wag message me and just tell me who
it is?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Because we love God and actually we kine got to
keeping secrets.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Very good.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Secret is not to tell people you're keeping a secret.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Sometimes I don't like to be burdened with the secret.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Had a person had a name, don't tell us because.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Be told.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
I've been
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Too much
Police Worn and Hayley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. The Big Pot
is back when we are back from holidays on July
the fifteenth, Monday.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Guys, shout out to us. We're doing so well.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Pacing because we did God. Out of all of us,
I think Jared's the most liddy right now.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
I did worry about the little follow when he was
prey much going of every cocktail we had, he.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Was having half because he's not a drinker.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, I've had Jared and I have a sheer our
love of metal, and we've had a couple of nights
out just the two of us, and I've always worried because,
you know me.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Who keeping up with mama?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, Daddy kept up with mama. The last time Disturbed,
he did better than I did. Oh yeah, Okay, anyway,
you're doing well, Jared, and I just feel like, as
I said, we you know all did a prediction of
who we get the sloppyest, and.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
You might be wrong.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I haven't plaped my hair yet.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Have I a friend big hearted James? It just popped
over in the last episode, went straight to the bathroom.
I think it's quite rude.
Speaker 7 (01:10):
Kind of though.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I think he needs the ship even.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's quite rude to finish work, leave your workplace and
then come to a friend's house and ship in the
toilet to put it? Do you wanted to put it?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I don't know. It's just quite public.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's rude.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
And then, oh, little cable.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You're cutting the cheese right into the cable. What are
you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
And I'm trying to get a little bit of cheese. No,
let him do a poope.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, we're happy to hear everybody poops.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I really need.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Toilet.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
That's why you should do it at work. Carry on board.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well, anonymous is next? What would you like us to
shout out? Shout out to the wags? It's the wives
and girlfriends of sports people. Well, Car was just breathing
because she knows this one's juicy one. This is anonymous,
So it's cause it's juicy. Shout out to the wag
who are the unsung heroes of sport?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Okay, okay, go.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
On, why is this juicy?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Okay? Oh hush, what's the most juicy thing that's happened
to you this year? God having an affair?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Oh fuck, We've got a wag on the We're a
wag on the blower having an affair.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
She's having off.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
She's having an affair. That's the juiciest thing that's happened
to her this year.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'd like to interrupt before we go on this juicy story,
little morsel. If you could be a wife, a girlfriend,
a wife or husband or girlfriend or boyfriend of.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Stephen Formula one?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
What sport basketball?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
NBA?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
They get multi million dollar contracts even if they're ship.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
And it's the best live sport to watch.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
I love us.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Sport's quacks bound to We've got such long legs.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
And I'm not.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
On magicians not a sport.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Do you know what?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Shon's all horned up?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Because I'm part of these horny groups that recommend smart
books everyone.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
And I was on one of these groups and someone.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Said, please, I am gagging for recommendations with a main
male character as a magician. And I was like, oh
my god, I see this is Shannon And then apparently
her boyfriends all.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Big hand of James is back from the bathroom. We
were just saying it was quite rude that you come
straight to someone's house and just ship in their toilet. Okay, Okay, Now,
the I've got a list here from Forbes the highest paid.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
But you can't just go.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Highest paid because you've also got to If you're a
wag and all you're doing is for the money, you're
also going to be going for the hop off.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Would you be a wag for Christ and the brain
injury and everything else?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
So Christians?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Stop?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
But is.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Part religious?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Isn't it? Just like he's got seven seven children? Oh yeah,
crash Ronaldo has got a bunch of kids, very careful.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Total earnings one hundred and thirty six million. Behind him
is Linel Missy one hundred. Now, oh that Killian might
have admitted Killian Marpy that he's one hundred and twenty mil.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
He's Killian Marpy, Killian Murphy.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
No, kill Marpy.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Aurean football, yeah, football, and then Lebron James is after
him at nineteen.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
But you gotta go, you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You golfers, would you be would you be a wag
of a golfer that's boring.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Vest and the washing vest and a dry cleaner, no thing?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
No, yeah, it's all soccer. Basketball.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Ever, yeah, you're never going to be their main priority.
Football players players.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Like, what about like someone racing, But then you've got
them when they've got like any kind of formula dangerous
with them, when they've got like first degree burns.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
I know.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
The Formula one has become much safer than it was.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I would go because Warren's big Formula one.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Now they are all assholes of south, right, I think.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Because of all like everything else, like football, there's football
teams in every country and every continent has this amazing
league like the European League or the South American League,
and then the world cut.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
The Formula one.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
There's literally like one forty dudes in the entire world.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Become pressed and they paid very well.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Maybe not as much as the top football players, but
they paid very well. And there's forty of them, and
they're all precks.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Basketball man, give a big hit as well.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
If somebody changed your car tire way, Yeah, I am
the ship.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You know, Steven Adams were specifically Steven Adams.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Formula one would be the best for travel and would
be the best for like everywhere they go is high
end and you would get treated to all the good stuff.
So I can see I can see the benefits. You
have to put up with your husband being a preck.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Prack though, yeah, big prep, big preck.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
But as what about a hags games and boyfriends okay,
your heads and boyfriends of tis yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Though very focused, like very some of those games for game.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, there's already been drunk follow the summer winter very often.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
What about like a wife a wag of like a
pro surfer.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You didn't atually that there was a lot to you know,
be Kelly Slater.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
He's you constantly be like in all through the shower.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, your gendles house, can you please.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Rinse your legs before you come back from.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
The house, trying to give you a blood But.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I pulled back the foreskin and it was just.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
My mouth.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You got half an orange here, it's all of my.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Still wearing board shorts.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Surface. But don't even winner.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
If you flipped on television and there was some surfing
highlights on and the dude was in.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Budgies, yeah, that would be weird.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I thought this because I would like, I think i'd
quite like to get into swimming is a little bit
of a hobby, and I was like, well, flip swims
as part of his therapin is joy in his fitness.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
But you were.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Small, not board shorts but above the knee shorts. When
we go to the beach, but when you swim for
exercise you wear a speed out.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah I do.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I don't know that. I could face you and every.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Don't want to swim in front of I.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Was like, have you James, have you seen him?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I will put on my shorts.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I will put on my shorts and he sits in
the spar but I will put on.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
When he goes another one.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I do lanes and I'm with a friend afterwards, when
I get out, I'll put like shorts on. I will
just have a speak.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Interesting, because you were a speeder, would you worn it?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
My god, Toddy, what have we got here? Pause? I
thought it was because it's what midwinter Christmas theme.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Don't tell me there's some star Raus in this that
there's no in here?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Okay, in the room, there's a couple of star James
in a sleep South America.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
It's a maple old fashioned sugar maple syrup. Using we're Canadian.
We're going for a little Canadian touch our Canadian listeners.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
All, Hi, how are you you're gonna love that?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Born?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I feel you're going to love that.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Oh that's good and assistant Shanny.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Oh Toddy, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Well let's carry on with the wag goss. Sorry, we
literally got side checked for eight minutes. You were imagining
you're a wag with Stephen Adams and your bloody I want.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
To be Hailey Jane Adams, part of the Adams family.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
The family.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I was a goth, are born to be in the
Adams family. What do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Valerie to get you for Christmas?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:56):
My god?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Me and we get on.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
So blood transfusion, they're religious religious, She want to get
your bloods.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Sorry, soon in law. Sorry, it's my blood.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
We're emerging blood type.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
And I know you've just been in an accident that's
cost you a leader of blood.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
I simply non religious grounds.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Wow, okay, get it from a non gay donor.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, the juicy is didn't happened to this wag this year?
Is that are having an affair? Do you remember that again?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Who are we were? Who we were?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Anonymous? Shout out to the wags.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
So the unsung heroes are sport and then we talked
about way way wag waging.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
This happened to you this year?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Having an afear. That's right, that's the wag is having
an a fear. The wags maybe feeling sick into the sport,
which I've talked to a couple of wags who don't
identify as wags. They find the term offensive. But this
person in front of his wag, so we will continue
to call them a wag. But of course talk to
some other people who are partners of raffle sportsmen who
often felt neglected.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I need to know because there are who this is
and who they're famous.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
They might not be famous, yeah, but what sports they.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I've got an image of my mind of who I
think it is.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But if my husband, for example, was like a table
tennis player, I wouldn't call myself a wag.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Do you think it's Sally Ridge?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I wait, have we been missage from Sally Ridge in
the nineties had a message from read for them.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
My husband plays at the Manly Seagulls and the New
Zealand Letters. She was New Zealand's first wag. Yeah, lovely ladies.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I'm pretty aware she is.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Part of Gold.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I love Sally.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
She's real estate, real estate. Real estate does some renovations.
But I would say New Zealand's most first high profile wag. Yeah,
so the juiciest thing is having an fear and their advice.
They would like advice on should I in my affair?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Fuck?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I don't know. Do you love the person? Do you
love them more than you love the person that you're
actually what.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Was the reason?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Anonymous? Anonymous voice, Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
Wait wait wait wait voice, dis guise. There are eight
people in this room. Now put up your hand, not cheating,
put up your hand. If you've had an afear, wow, Okay, someone.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
In the room is asking this. Ain't that you have
been the one.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
That's been the toy boy. Well someone's been the toy boy.
But one of our team has had an affear. Wow
when you anonymous.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Just looking around the room, looking around the room, when
you had this affair? It's not me.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
It's not that there's still hits some other people here.
But I don't mean this bullshit on my annual. Leans Okay,
someone's going to be like, oh, there was an episode
where we're talking about affairs and born to society.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
People. Now I'm just my annually right now. I'm going
to be getting jobs done. I don't need to be
into me I'm a tracked I'm.
Speaker 7 (13:13):
Gon drawn DearS down is gonna come running out and.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
They're like, cut the track job, cut the track job,
and I'll be like, what are you talking about? Okay, fine,
it's me.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I'm a person.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
I'm so disgusting. Yeah, I was even implicated. I'm going
to the word fine one person in our group and.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
I shall not even hint head in the field when
you had this fear person, did you like the person
you were having the affair with more than you liked
the person you were officially with.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
I was counter affair. I was an affiliated to person
in relationship?
Speaker 7 (14:00):
What what.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
That meaning?
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Here? Was just saying we had a you know, he
dogged me language we use every day after the fact
that someone was a relationship. Okay, you with the other person? No,
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (14:22):
Yeah, I actually was going to say, you can't believe
you did this. Anonymous member of our team would the
other humor? And you know, I want to know if.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Any of us.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I want to know if any of us don't Actually
you know, no one has no not a fear, no lame,
wasn't it?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Well, good for you, Anonymous.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Also, everybody, everybody listens to the show knows how everyone
speaks like.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
That's the moment she came on. I was just now
a woman is what's that?
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Good old fashioned water?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
This feels quite.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Wow giving us water.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Handed the water on the way to the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I was coughing so much when I was in the bathroom.
But yes, that's actually a very good, cool God's cocktail
the water.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I would usually be happy, but Godbret Flinchers, it's thick.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I don't have thick water. Guys.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Sorry, sorry, is this water or syrup?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Honey from a bee?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Or is it from like the fucking deser? Just be
happy you've got a couple of water. South African Jesus.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Okay, So what happened on the question from anonymous?
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Well, why are you having the affair that's only with
your partner because they have profile, presumably money and.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
A bit of a status. Because that's the only reason. Then,
I'd say the affair is telling you it's time to
find someone you actually love.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I agree, I think you should end the affair either
by going with that person and making that your relationship,
or yes, turning your back on then.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
But then from the other side, you have spoken this
year about an affair brewing.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Yes, what's the difference in an a fair and cheating.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
By the way, with the cheating is like a one off.
You fear as I'm maintaining a relationship.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
But then you joke about having an affair about your fiance. No,
so it's oh my god, you joke about having a
pass cud. If you were to go through with that,
it's not like you're going to leave Aaron.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
My whole thing about my affair brewing was it was
a joke because if I was to feel the urge
to sleep with someone else, Aaron would be fully aware
of it.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
And this all started when my past can't started fucking
coming to New Zealand for half the year, and.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I said, well, your past cut is seeing my past card.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I know, unofficially we cannot say, but my past card
were Vaughan's past card.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
But then and but then talk to the gays because
the gays will just.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Have open and and so I know, I know, and
I don't really believe in monogamy. To be fair, I do.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Listen undern Eyeblad's a great one, mahogany.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Sturdy, But I go, I don't know if you are,
so if you only want to if you love the
person you're with, but you're like tackled by someone else.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Open the conversations and if.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
You love the person you're with, you wouldn't cheat shed
on them?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Right, No, that's not true.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Search some keywords of what that what?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I think you can love someone and still desire to
sleep with someone else. I think it's just an honest conversation.
Maybe thought about it that hard?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Do you think we've sufficiently dealt with this? Dominated the
entire podcast.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I love saying I reckon, I say our answer to
should it in my fear? When we look at the
word of fear, yes, how you we have no judgment?
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Yes, But then.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Around and stay with them and breakout with your yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
In the affair by saying to your partner you're currently
worth I want to sleep with this person.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
This is an exploratory time for me.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
That's in Finally, car when when this came in was
it anonymous that I didn't have a name on it?
Speaker 6 (18:27):
It was.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Can the wag message me and just tell me who
it is?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Because we love God and actually we kine got to
keeping secrets.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Very good.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Secret is not to tell people you're keeping a secret.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Sometimes I don't like to be burdened with the secret.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Had a person had a name, don't tell us because.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Be told.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
I've been
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Too much
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