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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Police Worn and Hayley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. Our Big Pod
is back Monday, July fifteen. What no, I was laughing
at him. He's got this little bitch of paper.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Special. It's got booze it
all over it. It's fading.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, there's there's yeah, dip on it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Can we do a few updates before we start? Okay,
so I have what are you putting your pants on?
Just because he's gay, you can't show on that. We've
talked on one about my pimpole. It is so nearly
ready for a popic. I know because I went these
bitches aligned to me and I went for a squeeze
(00:53):
so much I don't know for the lift. Also update,
thank you. Update.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I have had a wan set for from the Argentina
and he's just waking up.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
We've been hours after we woke up. We've been yelling
for the best part of four and a half hours.
We've been yelling, wow, no wonder the taken from me
at least Margaret Fettians.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
We're asleep until four city in the afternoon, just walking
and literally take with no fucking.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Serve the islands, and.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
They want they want them back, they want them back.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Vorn Well, we also have been provided working We also
have been provided a new cocktail from a cocktail make
your hot will come back to that beautiful citrusy margarite.
It's changes since the original. Now we're loving our beautiful,
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beautiful tequila.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I think is my second favorite liquor after whiskey, Okay, whisky,
final Kings okaycas whiskey, tequila and not.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Voka vogust trash. It doesn't taste like anything. It doesn't
taste like anything. Rum probably what are you drinking? Pirateman
and Bunderberg. I'm reformed now, I'm reformed. I'm twenty splitch
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the d what's a rum?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Always RUMs lie nor?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I used to be in my twenties, used to be
a rum.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Girls life, but now.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
But now I only do white rum in my head
doors and dark rum. I'm saying that white RUMs, white
runs the better. Rough you know. I'm going to quilla
number one, Gin number two, probably vocal number three, so
I love the yeah the same. What did you say tequila?
Then just vodka, but I like a vodka get anyway,
(03:23):
here we are April, I'll go April. Maybe put that's
that's a cure. I'm sorry, we're not doing liqueurs. I'm sorry.
Oh sure, I'll just do I'll do what do you
put in the mouth measure? The mooth was my favorite.
I'm sorry. Tequila's number one rolls pretty great, Whiskey's lovely.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Carrying on with the podcast, shout out, now, can we
just be a sister sic in place?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yes, we can be serious. I'm saying, bring the mood
together place what.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It will be?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Very silly, hasn't it. So let's just straighten up.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
And fly right and fly right. This one is maybe
anonymous because it's got quote, it's got a juicy juicy,
it gets drunk.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It just makes up Shannon and carlhen I'm in so
much trouble on Monday, So for me is in so
much trouble.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Maybe because the person has said that part of this
across paths you're going to say was very good looking.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I've met him before, remember, okay, usually that Well you're
quite horny.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Now very well, wait so you want to give him
the ones? Now, I'm on this side. Margare detected. Didn't
think with the deck and she took.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
The Margaret again.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I thought she was dead. She's dead, but she was
in charge of England when the Falkland wore that Margaret
was thinking of a different Margaret. What we're gonna say,
so the ones that are labeled maybe anonymous because they've
given us a full name. But then they tell us
something juicy and say, oh please be anonymous.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
So you're protecting, you're protecting, will be, we'll be what's
this Fletch's video and us?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I just want full the record, just the Alfred Alice.
I'm just not Argentinian. Okay, God, that man was very
good looking. Notice the before us, this man before. Do
you know why they're so good looking? They sleep a lot?
Shut up?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Shut up, shut up, shut up, James to something.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Shut it.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
That is a very good looking man, I say, Alsos,
extend out your tender search to eight and a half
thousand and you might get some Argentinians. Argentina. Here we Goornians.
Now this son's anonymous. Well, who would like a shout
out to the farmers. Mention the farmers up the farmers
and farmers and farmers.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You know, I love a red dots and beer.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
She's always been about the Santa be she had sort
of would have had a lot of Sandi Beers from you.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
From Beers, I was the opposite, and no Santa Beer
and some younger New Zealanders.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Every Christmas, Farmers is a department still here release.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
It's not like Herod's. It's like cheaper. It's way more budget.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Harrods yea every day person's Harolds. Every Christmas they would
released a new range of Santi Beers. There was always
why Yeah, and Missus Beer every year released different ones.
Sort of was like a collectible Yeah, and only the
rich kids had them to be And Barker's track pants.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I saw Barker's train pants on the plane today, did
you Yeah? I did? Good bulg. No, No, I wouldn't
wear that. They were darker.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You gotta wear a light of gray if you really
want the bulge to pop. And I was like, I
would to wear track pants on a plane unless it
made my dicklock.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That's my feed up.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Even the terrible behaved cat deserves food, he does.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
That was the auto feeder that came on. Did he hear.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
That?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You ran?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
And then we all spun and like screamed and he
freaked out.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, Okay, so anonymous, shout out to the farmers who
do good work.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
You know, I'm from an agricultural background. I got a
lot of love for the farmers.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
A couple of a couple of bad eggs ruin it
for everybody when it comes to the coverage. What's the
most juicy thing that's happened to you this year?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
This was anonymous? Okay, I just heard about.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
The lady has just found her her husband has been
cheating on her with men.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
This is the horses.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Could be big hearted, James, he's funked a couple of husbands.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Hes a couple of husbands. Yeah, big.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
I would have.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Anonymous, but it sounds like this is not a confession.
He needs the anonymous one. An anonymous film I remember,
do sound so masculine, Thank you Jesus Christ. I also
feel terrible. We shouldn't have even if you have, that's
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their business. Terrible for what you've done to James. There
what you literally every day? Could we insert before that?
If you want James's mother, please turn out, leave now,
turn off. Miss Just tell you no. I don't think
(09:10):
it was Anyone who's in a relationship would never My wife,
who's in a relationship with me.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Oh wow, dicusting. I just found out that a lady
has been found out. I just foundut that lady has
just found out her husband has been cheating on her
with me. And four exclamation marks brackets. This is the
horse industry, closed brackets. Now this industry, horse industry.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Look, are you surprised that the man who crimp some
friends to that level? Horse people? I think of horsey
women who like horse Women in the horse industry always
look a bit horsey. Look they have the type, a
bigger teeth, and I would I was going for the
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hair and worn you. You grew up in a rural area.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
You always say you've always hit to me, horse people
are sucking nuts?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Is that crazy? Damn, my homies. Horse people be crazy
every morning, and wrong.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
I mean, in the right circumstances, the right sort of crazy.
If you're a young teenage boy, if you're in your
teenage years and the girl that you're into is an
equestrian sports horse, if you are a young man and
two young men who are into equestrian sports, all.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Are welcome here. I'm just going to say they know
what they're doing with the power of their thighs. Don't they.
They're very used to. Yeahubs and downs.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Now, Jared, you Jared, you worked in a track side,
which is the horse racing industry radio station here, cancel.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Every day, canceled great and horses honest, yeah, thorough bring
no no, no not harness parties, which I believe is
an aspect of the harness party. Oh my god, they
should bring in the gay harness parties to track Side.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
We crossed to wouldn't be coming up now and ponds
to race boll We've got a big Cox on the
outside and he's running up the yellow the hardest, which
of course means he's in the play.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
And then round brown harness and there already means that
in the scat, and then we go to the red stuff.
It means no holds Bardness coming out, no holds bar
the red harnesses and pumps to.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Be race foll r.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
I tell you what, if you've got to have many
announcede chances, you'renna actually pay dividends today. Big Dick Kevin's
coming in hot, and you know he only wears a
black harness, and the black harness of course, and no
holds bar.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, around the final and they are at the final
post from It's Gonna be a phony finish dear good stuff,
generalen take it to take your take us back up
to the box. I'm pretty sure well box, excuse me,
shouldn't be using that to Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
She produced air here.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Whenever we do an OBI in christ Church, I catch
up with a X friend and every time we catch up,
she gives us or gives me a little more tea
esther who's cheated on who.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
She's been a long time listener of the show.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
No, I was gonna say, no, that's not We've got
a a longtime listener to the show, and she listens
to the show and works in the industry, and she's
always got just insane.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Do you think it's.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Down?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Just makes you so horned up all the time? Is
that it?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah? Hell is Mike?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I just said it? Poper him Man, Well that's what
Diana told the royals. Yeah, I don't believe it. Well
overdue the lady lady die.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Every time I catch up with my ex friend who
lives in christ Church, it's a different person I used
to work with who's now cheated on their partner.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Wow. Yeah, it's a horny industry, a horny industry, it's
any million dollars industry.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
It's got its own.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Mistake, ministery horny industry. So this husband has been cheating
on her with me and in the horse industry. It's
been going for two years.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
She just found out. How do you think she found out?
Are you going to sit them frame? Maybe she was
on grindary my husband. She told me for the man.
I'd be like, oh, if you go my love the
man you're open though, going to sleep with a woman.
So doesn't it be quite contradictory?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
We have really at the start of this podcast, especially,
we've been recording in one go that you've been hit
listening to over the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
We were getting through three or four Now for the
last couple one we're flaffing, fluffing.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
But also sidetracked by horny.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And we're all so horny. Do we need to into
a little fiddle break? Do? I said to the Andrew
back any time shower? Do you want to go have
a wash?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Go have wash. We'll be back with another episode of
flitch vroon Haley's Midwinter Christmas Cocktail special. Bye, I love
that music, It's hot. Yes morning. Next what's been of
margarine or butter,