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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Police Born in Hailey's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. We'll be back
with our big pods and the live show to Lie
fifteen Caunter.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Fuck, oh my god, I'm out, I honestage the government's
tracking me.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
No, you've got a mortgage, you'll be.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
You can't believe.
Speaker 6 (00:31):
Balance crypto crippled crypto, crypt cryptal currency.
Speaker 7 (00:37):
Ah, well, what we're doing in this.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Series of podcasts.
Speaker 6 (00:40):
If this is the first one you've listened to, I
recommend maybe rewinding to the start of it.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
This is the first one you've listened to, the first
listened to. Look at last year.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I have videos that shall never see the light of
day other than three of us from after we finished
recording the last one and then we stopped recording.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Everyone else went home, and then we stayed.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
On the weirdest years where we're all naked and fletches
behind Haley putting his through her legs, and Haley's like, yeah, look.
Speaker 8 (01:22):
At me, look at me, and you're like WHOA.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Maybe the listener isn't as excited because we're not as trolley,
but we're being so mature.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, just last time we ended up just in a
bad way, and I have body scars still to prove that.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
So sorry, Jared is Jared Jared.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Three episode goes fuck.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
Yeah, he just took on another what is that? Peanut
butter and jelly?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Mind you knowing Jared as I know him and being
a close personal friend his girlfriend him.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
At least three of these nights.
Speaker 8 (02:01):
And then.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Let's get to some more.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Bell Egan.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
What a great name, Bell Egan Beligian believe beligion, the
same last name as one of my favorite Warriors players,
Wade Egan.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, Wade Egan.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
I was the most exciting thing that happened to you
this year.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You guys mentioned human names for animals being the best
my part and I tend to agree. You also like
Nigel Nigel being the best name. From my cat's name
is Nigel? Exciting thing to happen to us this year?
Is our cat having the best name?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, it's a great name.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Human names are cats for animals? Is just like I
was thinking, I've kind of gone through a few names
like mister Fluffington Murray. We wanted them to have a
military we wanted to and then it all just kind
of came together as one Major.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Admiral Major Admiral Murray fluffing to didn't quite roll as well.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
He got ends day because he's with the uniform. He
did earn them and needs and you know we don't.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, we don't forget our fallen comrades.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Cheeto because of orange.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
He's orange and Cheeto.
Speaker 8 (03:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Our dogs have always had more human names that we've
got Ralph and Ritchie at the moment.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah like that.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, Rollie was me and Aaron first started dating. We
live on Rollinson straight, right. I don't want to actually
talk about him too much because remember we were at
your house the day before and you said, I don't
know where Anakin is.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
He's probably taking himself away to die, taking it away
to die.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Say he'd taken himself away to tell.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Anakin was named after Anakin Skywalker because when we got him,
Revenge of the Surf had just come out of the cinemas,
and when you.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Got him you were into Star Wars. But not so
much anymore.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Yeah, not as much anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I definitely don't talk to you guys about it every
day and try to find some sort of aspect of stars.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
However, Bell, I love you, but about a galaxy.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Far Bell would like to know if we've got any
advice on human names for dogs. Let's go Keith, Why.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
For a dogs We're not calling humans there anymore.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
South Wales, Australia a fucking beautiful.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Like cares.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
But you've got to think about the names we're not
calling humans anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Keith has gone Craigie baby crazy, craig Y Bruce Bruce's.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
Name for a dog. It also depends what kind of
dog you've got.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Martin Mary Mardy beautiful retriever.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
No, no, no, no, it needs to mongrel like a fucking
we are all rescue money the DNA. So your dog,
it comes back his half cat.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Quarter posts them a dog, Yeah he's Marty. Or like
you have a male mongrel and you call it like.
Speaker 9 (05:18):
Remember so you know, like something beautiful Helen soft.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
Yeah, Genie.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Called Genie.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I've had a real hankering for a lab recently. I
don't want to dog at it on the responsibility of it.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
But my parents always give their dogs like weirdly human names.
Our first ever retriever we never had growing up on
a farm. We never ever had a dog. Really weird.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Wait, what were your kid pets, cats, cats, cats, cats, dogs.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I think this is why we all get on so.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Well, our Aquarius and Scorpio libra libra. I mean I
just said three. I was hoping to.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
The vis to my parents, are there's this person looking
to rehome a retriever and Cambridge which is just not
too from Marinsville, and would you be interested?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
And my parents were always like nah. And then they
met this dog and immediately fell in love. And his
name was Bonnie.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Bonnie Bonnie Bonnie dog born was called Bonnie, but human name.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Then the next ones were called Meghan Tess.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, and their current ones are called now those there's
literally like top twenty kids names. Yeahs names, and they've
always then that God. But I think God on the
Tree was suit in fashion kids names. Yeah, but if
you're gonna.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Go like like a like a big dog breed, you've
got to give it a soft name.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Call it.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
People are like, oh, he'll be Yeah, they were calling
a little they were.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Calling a spaniel of something and then there's fucking.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Hulking, slubbering and.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, yeah you name it opposite. And as you said,
girl names for.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
Boydogs, yeah, and and yeah, give Vivian's Jared, you gotta
suggest you pop your finger up that you've got to
sedest you for a dog's.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Name, the media and I have a like a list
of pit names.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Most people do this with fabers for pizzel cats, specifically
for pitts.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
This is less before kids.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Yeah, so number one is Dave.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Actually a great name for great name for a dog.
Speaker 10 (07:42):
Great name and specifically for a cat. Female cheeky chops. Pickstock.
My last name is Peckstock.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Youve got them? Yeah, yeah, an important thing of cat's nicknames.
Good stuff, do some great advice.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
It's time for another anonymous non.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Yes, who would you like to shout out myself?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Of course?
Speaker 7 (08:06):
And send some compliments over to Hailey while you're at it.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
You know, but they didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Put any and you have to fill in the blanks.
I'm just noticing they haven't actually fulfilled the compliments, so
sending them over.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Off we go. Born.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
You are Hailey Sprowl, and you are good.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
You are beautiful, great pink Here.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
Hot problems.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
This room that has seen my entire tur highly problematic, problematic, James.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
If I was engaging you in an h R in
the same chart issue, I would say my colleague Jared
to my other colleague, Haley hot Tats, what would you
recommend we do from here?
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Dismissal. Look, that's you can't pre determinedly.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Do you need to prove or do you need to
prove the tests?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Do you need to get the test?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I don't know. I don't know. I'm asking questions, asking questions.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
No no, no, no no no for the red I'm gonna
write this down for the record.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Don't ask to see them.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Okay, So you wouldn't damn man want to see Hailey's
tests first.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
My personal life I have actually, okay, but would you
stand by great tests?
Speaker 7 (09:38):
H your head off?
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
So what you're saying is Jared has said a truth.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Jared's not an employment relationship.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
That's a different.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
So true, He's got an employment relationship. Relations transcends truth.
This is a trap. I defined to comment.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, okay, that's interesting. I'm going to have some live
ah feedback.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah fantastic.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
It wasn't exciting thing that happened to you to say.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Do you think it's weird that I'm like, you know,
the Argentinians still in the showers the house.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
It's the house.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Speaking of.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Argentinian's bet okay, we need to plan.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Hello, Jill.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Worn straight, This is worn He's straight. You're very attractive
looking man.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
There's no mind that, Julian come here.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
We've met before and you can come and say hi,
because we've been teasing the fact that you've been sleep
the whole time with no worries. Oh yeah, okay, how
have you been sleeping till four pm?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Talking to the microphone? Closer? So I got you like
around six, yeah, and it was it in and yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
You are you were six in the morning.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You I only saw your messages this morning when we
were on here at sex, but you'd message me at
five fifteen night beg night.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, So what are you doing tonight that you've woken
up at five o'clock and head a shower and smell
so good?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
He does dinner and then go out.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Hayley wants to hear some Spanish, some naughty Spanish.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Can you say, like some little like dirty filthy Spanish words?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah, talk into the mic, closes Megan.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
Megan, the whole off. If you were going to try
to pick someone up in.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
A bar and really flatters like yeah, yeah, get right
in there.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
That moaning, knowing.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yes, that was for mere We need more more?
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah, can he tell meal?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
I agreed?
Speaker 4 (12:04):
And what does it mean? What did you say in English?
Speaker 7 (12:07):
You're so beautiful you want to go for it?
Speaker 11 (12:12):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, my god, nicer than now?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yeah, I'm like, do you want to go out for
a drag?
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Okay, well, yeah, we'll grab your cocktail. You've got to
thought you did. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Sleeping.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Yeah, this episode like.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Argentinian and bloody Turkish time come back, come back.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I'm going to ask him about the Falklands. Yeah you do.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
We this is a tumultuous time. Do you like the
Falkland Islands? Have you been to the Falkland Islands?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
I haven't, okay, but do you want them back off
the UK?
Speaker 7 (12:55):
It's called like I don't care?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Good okay, yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Or you yeah together.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Yeah, it's in the middle of nowhere. Who kids? Right?
Like they wore about this place in the middle of
nowhere fighting?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Who kids?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Why we're fighting?
Speaker 8 (13:11):
Actually hot, sleeping, it's quite shot.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
It must be a huge shot to wake up at
four o'clock in the afternoon and be bombarded.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
By imagine waking up to this podcast sixteen wait now
we have been drunk.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
We got into one part of this person's podcasting straight
because you want to compliment.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
Yeah, I think we actually have to.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
We've got well one quarter into this business. Podka is
that worst rate yet?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
This worst right.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
What's the most exciting thing that happened to this year?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
This anonymous psal said, I moved from Wellington to Manchester
with my best friend. Yep, pretty new Coronation Street, pretty beautiful.
I know Manchester, you know, football class and had.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Shannon Quiet and Shenon here. Shannon, he's game, loud, talking
down and yourt.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
Also, don't talk to you.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
She's she's she's with the middle magician.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
She'll make you dis He'll make you disappear.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
He'll make you disappear.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
He'll put you in a box. He'll put you in
a box and cut you in hard.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Also home of the the limestone caves under the mall.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Oh my god, we went to those. These are wist fields,
like you know a wist fields. You go to the mall,
you go, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Bottom floor, bottom floor, and then underneath limestone.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Cave you walk down the one of the weird like
toilets are down here, long tunnels and then about caves
this way, and then all of a sudden you go
down some stairs and you're in the limestone cave from
the fourteen hundred.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yes, and still hide there during World War.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Two bomb shelter because now it's in a bomb of
Wist Fields. Yeah, bghaney without peghany, we need cheap pants.
What's the most juicy thing that happened to you this year?
So this is where it becomes anonymous. Okay, anonymous for
this one.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
But the guy I was seeing back home who is
now my ex who is now my ex best friend's brother,
followed me to Manchester.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
X who is now my ex best friend's brother.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Okay, yeah, yeah there used to be best friends with this person. Yeah,
and this was their brother followed me and moved to Manchester.
What advice do you need? The said guy who moved
here for me now can't commit to being my boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Come on the fuck go.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Find a new boyfriend at the Wist fields, you know,
go back to Weist Fields. Yeah, after moving here, after
moving his whole life over here, living with me for
a month, he's my person and can't even commit to me?
Speaker 7 (15:49):
So is he my person?
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Sister? What's the answer?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
No, it doesn't really add up in my men, but
me in a confused considering just having him around, and
still many other people's emotionally illiterate don't want to have
all my eggs in one basket. Just general advice and
what to do do I stay and wait for him
and feel ready to be able to give.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Me everything I deserve. If he followed you literally to.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
The other side of the world and still isn't ready
to commit to you exclusively, he's.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Not ready to Also, how many eggs do you have
in your basket?
Speaker 5 (16:26):
I know, a dozen, twelve?
Speaker 6 (16:29):
I was like, man chused to be a hold of
eggs in the basket. Yeah, really in the basket ostrich
eggs in the basket. You need one eggs in the basket,
sacred the sacred eggs in the basket, but bag scramble up.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Feed family