July 13, 2024 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Police Haley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special. Welcome to the
final Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. Our big pod and our
live show is back tomorrow from holiday break on Monday
July fifteen.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Clari Clarity, I can actually understand what he's saying. Oise,
good pacings, Dear, no good pace Christmas.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's not good pacing. We were absolutely hot, missus I Jared,
we can't speak for producing.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Jarity is absolutely cut off by the barman.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Also, how how are we three the only ones that
aren't fun?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
We started the day eating a lot of food.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Were has been clambering over a gay argent Well, yeah,
he's gone down to get more eyes and.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
All over that gay agent.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You know what's gay barking the wrong tree home.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah. So we thought it the final and this was
a tradition. I dare say that we started last time
we did the Christmas podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
We are going to end. We'll end with meeting Carrot,
we'll mber the big ramp and.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
We'll almost get some sixty Argentine in. At the end
you go on some Spanish. But we're going to end
with an Ai story.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
So I said, Ai, we need a sexy Santa story.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
About it's erotic literature about Santa.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
In July, we are the middle of the year, enjoying
us off season, but also balancing pleasing his wife, his
mistress who was a sixy alf and.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
His workload of toys and delivery for December. I'm going
to be honest, what was the story last Christmas? Spout
the Ai era.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Came down the chimney and that he came down to face.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
So then, yeah, I said ai so we can picture it.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Cast us the movie.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Who would play the Santa misters and his alpha mistress
in this movie?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
For Santa?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Someone like Liam neesonvit we're all wrong his like massive decade.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well I'm not, yes, but he's also yeah, I don't know.
He's like, isn't there all those things about Liam Neeson
like pressing himself for parties?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, I heard that.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
There's like quite a few photos of him, like leaving
Hollywood things.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Because it's a massive can't hold the waves, has to
go so far down the deck.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's like you think you're finished.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's got so much.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I don't know who you are or where you are.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
I'm but I'm going.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
To find you, kill you, and then you.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Both could bring.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
He could bring both warm and gravitas the role, capturing
Santa's gentle demeanor and in his strength. Okay, who do
you think missus Claws Judy din No, because you seem
to crip it.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
She's like an elderly woman.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Missus cast Lause's slightly young Youngerson.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
We're talking Emma Thompson. We're talking.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Recast Helen Mirror No, no younger, please?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Are you fucking idiots?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Blot? Also classic Hollywood to team like a thirty year.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Old dra Bullock.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Julia Roberts older than Emily, young than lell and Mirren it.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
How about Julianne Moore?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yes, God's okay.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So Santa is played by Liam Neeson, who's got pissy
pants because he is large, deck.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Missus Claus is played by Julian Moore, graceful, youthful demeanor
that could bring a fresh.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Perspective to the character of missus Claw.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Does she have in continents or is it only Liam.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
To understand one of them? What to understand one another?
They both have to have in continents, Julian. We have
time in this love story for them to learn to
understand each other over a number of years. Oh my god,
(04:54):
thank you, mister Argington.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Julian's talent for conveying emotion and dep I must know
what that Argentina is wearing. His body's broke because he
smells beautiful.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
But we will a man, We'll come back to the
Agentina has.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Only water.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
He's water away from. Yeah, we have just told one
man that a man who's older than him is not
a lad any waters other than the water. Julia Moore's
talent for conveying emotion in depth allowed her to portray
missus clauses both alluring and white maturity while still but
(05:34):
embodying the character's vibrant spirit.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Who's playing the mistress of Santa Claus.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Wow? For the Olf Mistress, Amelia Clark could be fantastic.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Likely to get her on a film from Game of
Throw Wow Yeah good and.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
A project you would wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
With her charisma and a lure, she could portray the
seductive and mischievous side of a character.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Will also bringing depth and vulnerability to the.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Role have been really fun because obviously Amelia Clark played Calisi.
The nearest Tigerian opposite was Carl Drogo.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Did she kiss him at.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
A controversial seat but then they fell in love and
then do you know I like, you know my past
card is a Jason Moore. Well I see to Aaron, like,
who would your past card be? He was like, ironically,
Amelia Clark, Oh wow, just like if either like the
Drogoes were pop into town. The Drogos were on a
(06:37):
little holiday around you know, beautiful New Zealand. Aaron six sex.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Mela Clark is five foot two. You know, might be
my children, one of my child, one of.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
My child a potato woman, I know, but sex. Jason
is six foot five. She didn't five for the live.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yes, I think it was made. Who look way bigger
the dragon away.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
From the screen.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Taller.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
But I go if I'm allowed to funk Carl, she's allowed.
Not you, Carl, sire of mine. I love you, but
I want I don't want to have six with you.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
You're not.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
It's just you've got to mact it.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I also don't think you eat and I you know,
if you're not gonna do that one.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I opened the bit that I thought was gonna be
full of both Spanish.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Last worried there's a lot of kimchi in there anyway.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
The summer Solstice seduction.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Okay, this is the AI story about Santa hes mestress clause,
do you have any music?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
You might not have anything that's such a horrendously erodic water.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Give us a bit of yeah, okay, there, okay, there, just.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
A little porno.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Actually I like it.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And the heart of July.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
In the heart of July, when the sun blazes his
hotness and the world's shimming with the heat, Santa Claus
found himself brow away from the sewy, snowy landscapes at
the North Pole.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Sandy doing in the sun.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah, he's confused.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Instead, he lounged in a secluded cabin, thistled deep within
the lush greenery of a forest, a place where he
could escape them demands of his role as the jolly old.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Man of Christmas.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, I did want to.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Lie where he could the demands of his role the
jolly old man of Chrissiah.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Are we to be horny?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Or should like? Should right now? Should be horny?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Should be flustering?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
With a contented sighe Santa reclined in a plush armchair,
relishing the rare moments of solitude. His long white beard
cascaded over his ample belly, ample belly and his eyes ample.
We see ample, and we don't ample belly. That's a
big fat beer gut.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
And I will say I love a gun, I love
a bit of weight on a man. But ample belly. No,
it's the same as tits.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
And his beard cascaded over his manly belly, his big
fat belly, and his eyes twinkled with a mischievous glint
that hinted at the secrets he harbored carbohydrates. Beside him,
sat Missus claws, her gentle smile, sexual design. Beside him
(10:00):
that missus claws, her gentle smile, masking, and the concern
that gnauded her heart. She watched her husband with a
mixture of love and lunging, Her gaze lingered on the
contours of his body beneath his crimson robe. Santa, she murmured,
reaching out to cress his hand with her own.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Are you truly at peace?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Here, my dear? On the north pole?
Speaker 5 (10:31):
So it's pretty warm for them, but.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I'm fucking boiling.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Sander turned to her, his blue eyes smoldering.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It was right.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I didn't know he hitlow eyes.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
But that makes sense. Nordic brown brown.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
As much as I can be my dear, but you
know as well as I do that work never truly stops.
Missus Claus's pulse quickened as she felt the heat of
his gay upon her, igniting a fire deep within her core.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Her trembling.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
What I'm just listening?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
With trembling fingers, she traced the path along his chest, feeling.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
The warm I want to hear this, you want.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
To I don't want stare.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
She traced the path along his chest, full in the
warmth of the skin between beneath her touch, Telling me Santa,
she whispered, her voice, thick with longing?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Is there?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Thick with longing? Say to me the water the pot
has boiled, thick with longing, born go flt with thick
with longing, the pot is boiled.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
None of those are except tell me, Santa?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Is there? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
They now they have been complaints for James hr chick.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Am I okay guy, And they did ask for.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
This straight up gross. It's straight up gross.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Guys, okay, well, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
I'm not sick enough for everybody.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
But.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Guys like I don't know, can we get just before
we finish the podcast, can we get some more Julian please?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Come over for some Spanish. We need to hear some Spanish.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Can you say, We've got to ramp it up though,
like be really filthy like you've just been.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Can you say enough talk?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Why don't you eat me.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Spanish?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah? Like what did you say?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
It's like stup with your bullshit. Let's go to the
straight to what's important?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah, what about show me show me your butt?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
What then?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I would?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I would?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I would?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I would? What about?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
I want to I want to take you and I
put you on a plane and fly you back to
Argentina and introduce you to my mother and then sneak
off outside and have some.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Loud, roucous sex in the back.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Room to get a show familiams, to get a show
out of almost.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I heard familiar.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Family.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I want to take my familiar stuff. Can you repeat
the last bit? Can you repeat?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Say it again?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Sit again?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I want to take you?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I want to take you?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
You put you on a playing fly you back to Argentina,
show to my family and did you see to my family,
and then take you out to a quiet back room
and make loud love to you.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
I would never say that, but.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
He's a gentleman.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
They're going to show it media.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
You get to get up by some more any you
can all do this.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, all the girls in here are fluttering.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
How do you say you're the most beautiful woman I've
ever seen in my life?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah? So you, Hailey, you are the most Hailey.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Nug your movie.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I know, I know so many people say they do.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
They really do.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Thank you, Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
That well that wraps up our midwinter Christmas podcast speak.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Actually, can I just say, because we'll do a wrap
up video in the bathroom about it? Who got too drunk?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I think we're done quite well.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
We've done so good. Who thought it would have been Jared?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Who would have been Chared Hailey?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Everybody said Hailey, But it was Jared. It was Jared,
It really was. But thank you. I'm like, no, we're
all pretty good on we We're good. Thank you to
our producers for behind the.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Scenes putting in all the shouts, to Hot Toddy for
making amazing cocktails, to James all about.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Now resident Argentinian clip for eight shocking hours.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Of Yes, yeah, we appreciate it a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
We do are fantastic? We do know one at the
end of the year, I think yeah, I think we
will and our.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Big We're back live tomorrow with the Big Pod. July fifteen.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
More
Police Haley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special. Welcome to the
final Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. Our big pod and our
live show is back tomorrow from holiday break on Monday
July fifteen.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Clari Clarity, I can actually understand what he's saying. Oise,
good pacings, Dear, no good pace Christmas.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's not good pacing. We were absolutely hot, missus I Jared,
we can't speak for producing.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Jarity is absolutely cut off by the barman.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Also, how how are we three the only ones that
aren't fun?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
We started the day eating a lot of food.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Were has been clambering over a gay argent Well, yeah,
he's gone down to get more eyes and.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
All over that gay agent.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You know what's gay barking the wrong tree home.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah. So we thought it the final and this was
a tradition. I dare say that we started last time
we did the Christmas podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
We are going to end. We'll end with meeting Carrot,
we'll mber the big ramp and.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
We'll almost get some sixty Argentine in. At the end
you go on some Spanish. But we're going to end
with an Ai story.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
So I said, Ai, we need a sexy Santa story.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
About it's erotic literature about Santa.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
In July, we are the middle of the year, enjoying
us off season, but also balancing pleasing his wife, his
mistress who was a sixy alf and.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
His workload of toys and delivery for December. I'm going
to be honest, what was the story last Christmas? Spout
the Ai era.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Came down the chimney and that he came down to face.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
So then, yeah, I said ai so we can picture it.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Cast us the movie.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Who would play the Santa misters and his alpha mistress
in this movie?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
For Santa?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Someone like Liam neesonvit we're all wrong his like massive decade.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well I'm not, yes, but he's also yeah, I don't know.
He's like, isn't there all those things about Liam Neeson
like pressing himself for parties?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, I heard that.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
There's like quite a few photos of him, like leaving
Hollywood things.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Because it's a massive can't hold the waves, has to
go so far down the deck.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's like you think you're finished.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's got so much.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I don't know who you are or where you are.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
I'm but I'm going.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
To find you, kill you, and then you.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Both could bring.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
He could bring both warm and gravitas the role, capturing
Santa's gentle demeanor and in his strength. Okay, who do
you think missus Claws Judy din No, because you seem
to crip it.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
She's like an elderly woman.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Missus cast Lause's slightly young Youngerson.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
We're talking Emma Thompson. We're talking.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Recast Helen Mirror No, no younger, please?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Are you fucking idiots?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Blot? Also classic Hollywood to team like a thirty year.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Old dra Bullock.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Julia Roberts older than Emily, young than lell and Mirren it.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
How about Julianne Moore?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yes, God's okay.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So Santa is played by Liam Neeson, who's got pissy
pants because he is large, deck.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Missus Claus is played by Julian Moore, graceful, youthful demeanor
that could bring a fresh.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Perspective to the character of missus Claw.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Does she have in continents or is it only Liam.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
To understand one of them? What to understand one another?
They both have to have in continents, Julian. We have
time in this love story for them to learn to
understand each other over a number of years. Oh my god,
(04:54):
thank you, mister Argington.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Julian's talent for conveying emotion and dep I must know
what that Argentina is wearing. His body's broke because he
smells beautiful.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
But we will a man, We'll come back to the
Agentina has.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Only water.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
He's water away from. Yeah, we have just told one
man that a man who's older than him is not
a lad any waters other than the water. Julia Moore's
talent for conveying emotion in depth allowed her to portray
missus clauses both alluring and white maturity while still but
(05:34):
embodying the character's vibrant spirit.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Who's playing the mistress of Santa Claus.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Wow? For the Olf Mistress, Amelia Clark could be fantastic.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Likely to get her on a film from Game of
Throw Wow Yeah good and.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
A project you would wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
With her charisma and a lure, she could portray the
seductive and mischievous side of a character.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Will also bringing depth and vulnerability to the.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Role have been really fun because obviously Amelia Clark played Calisi.
The nearest Tigerian opposite was Carl Drogo.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Did she kiss him at.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
A controversial seat but then they fell in love and
then do you know I like, you know my past
card is a Jason Moore. Well I see to Aaron, like,
who would your past card be? He was like, ironically,
Amelia Clark, Oh wow, just like if either like the
Drogoes were pop into town. The Drogos were on a
(06:37):
little holiday around you know, beautiful New Zealand. Aaron six sex.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Mela Clark is five foot two. You know, might be
my children, one of my child, one of.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
My child a potato woman, I know, but sex. Jason
is six foot five. She didn't five for the live.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yes, I think it was made. Who look way bigger
the dragon away.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
From the screen.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Taller.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
But I go if I'm allowed to funk Carl, she's allowed.
Not you, Carl, sire of mine. I love you, but
I want I don't want to have six with you.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
You're not.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
It's just you've got to mact it.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I also don't think you eat and I you know,
if you're not gonna do that one.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I opened the bit that I thought was gonna be
full of both Spanish.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Last worried there's a lot of kimchi in there anyway.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
The summer Solstice seduction.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Okay, this is the AI story about Santa hes mestress clause,
do you have any music?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
You might not have anything that's such a horrendously erodic water.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Give us a bit of yeah, okay, there, okay, there, just.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
A little porno.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Actually I like it.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And the heart of July.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
In the heart of July, when the sun blazes his
hotness and the world's shimming with the heat, Santa Claus
found himself brow away from the sewy, snowy landscapes at
the North Pole.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Sandy doing in the sun.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah, he's confused.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Instead, he lounged in a secluded cabin, thistled deep within
the lush greenery of a forest, a place where he
could escape them demands of his role as the jolly old.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Man of Christmas.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, I did want to.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Lie where he could the demands of his role the
jolly old man of Chrissiah.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Are we to be horny?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Or should like? Should right now? Should be horny?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Should be flustering?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
With a contented sighe Santa reclined in a plush armchair,
relishing the rare moments of solitude. His long white beard
cascaded over his ample belly, ample belly and his eyes ample.
We see ample, and we don't ample belly. That's a
big fat beer gut.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
And I will say I love a gun, I love
a bit of weight on a man. But ample belly. No,
it's the same as tits.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
And his beard cascaded over his manly belly, his big
fat belly, and his eyes twinkled with a mischievous glint
that hinted at the secrets he harbored carbohydrates. Beside him,
sat Missus claws, her gentle smile, sexual design. Beside him
(10:00):
that missus claws, her gentle smile, masking, and the concern
that gnauded her heart. She watched her husband with a
mixture of love and lunging, Her gaze lingered on the
contours of his body beneath his crimson robe. Santa, she murmured,
reaching out to cress his hand with her own.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Are you truly at peace?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Here, my dear? On the north pole?
Speaker 5 (10:31):
So it's pretty warm for them, but.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I'm fucking boiling.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Sander turned to her, his blue eyes smoldering.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It was right.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I didn't know he hitlow eyes.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
But that makes sense. Nordic brown brown.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
As much as I can be my dear, but you
know as well as I do that work never truly stops.
Missus Claus's pulse quickened as she felt the heat of
his gay upon her, igniting a fire deep within her core.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Her trembling.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
What I'm just listening?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
With trembling fingers, she traced the path along his chest, feeling.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
The warm I want to hear this, you want.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
To I don't want stare.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
She traced the path along his chest, full in the
warmth of the skin between beneath her touch, Telling me Santa,
she whispered, her voice, thick with longing?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Is there?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Thick with longing? Say to me the water the pot
has boiled, thick with longing, born go flt with thick
with longing, the pot is boiled.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
None of those are except tell me, Santa?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Is there? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
They now they have been complaints for James hr chick.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Am I okay guy, And they did ask for.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
This straight up gross. It's straight up gross.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Guys, okay, well, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
I'm not sick enough for everybody.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
But.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Guys like I don't know, can we get just before
we finish the podcast, can we get some more Julian please?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Come over for some Spanish. We need to hear some Spanish.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Can you say, We've got to ramp it up though,
like be really filthy like you've just been.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Can you say enough talk?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Why don't you eat me.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Spanish?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah? Like what did you say?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
It's like stup with your bullshit. Let's go to the
straight to what's important?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah, what about show me show me your butt?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
What then?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I would?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I would?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I would?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I would? What about?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
I want to I want to take you and I
put you on a plane and fly you back to
Argentina and introduce you to my mother and then sneak
off outside and have some.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Loud, roucous sex in the back.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Room to get a show familiams, to get a show
out of almost.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I heard familiar.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Family.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I want to take my familiar stuff. Can you repeat
the last bit? Can you repeat?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Say it again?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Sit again?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I want to take you?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I want to take you?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
You put you on a playing fly you back to Argentina,
show to my family and did you see to my family,
and then take you out to a quiet back room
and make loud love to you.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
I would never say that, but.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
He's a gentleman.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
They're going to show it media.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
You get to get up by some more any you
can all do this.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, all the girls in here are fluttering.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
How do you say you're the most beautiful woman I've
ever seen in my life?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah? So you, Hailey, you are the most Hailey.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Nug your movie.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I know, I know so many people say they do.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
They really do.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Thank you, Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
That well that wraps up our midwinter Christmas podcast speak.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Actually, can I just say, because we'll do a wrap
up video in the bathroom about it? Who got too drunk?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I think we're done quite well.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
We've done so good. Who thought it would have been Jared?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Who would have been Chared Hailey?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Everybody said Hailey, But it was Jared. It was Jared,
It really was. But thank you. I'm like, no, we're
all pretty good on we We're good. Thank you to
our producers for behind the.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Scenes putting in all the shouts, to Hot Toddy for
making amazing cocktails, to James all about.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Now resident Argentinian clip for eight shocking hours.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Of Yes, yeah, we appreciate it a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
We do are fantastic? We do know one at the
end of the year, I think yeah, I think we
will and our.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Big We're back live tomorrow with the Big Pod. July fifteen.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
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