🎙️2025's Most Listened To - #4 - The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Happy New Year everyone. It's Jerry, him and I here.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, first time I've had to say Happy New Year
to someone as well. I'm looking forward to the next
sort of Oh, I don't know, three months of riding
the wrong year every time I have to fill out
some sort of paperwork not gonna be in the issue
for you, Jerry, because you don't fill paperwork out.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
No, I just take paperwork generally follow it out. Why
would you fill out that?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, I think I'll be writing the wrong date right
up until Easter. And that fell us is a segway
because today's podcast as the fourth Beast podcast, we put
out in the calendar year twenty twenty five, and it
was entitled Easter Eggs and a Public Toilet. Now, I
do remember this one, Jerry, because we brought Easter eggs
in and you wanted to run a social experiments about
and what circumstanced because if you leave an Easter eggat

(00:45):
in the office, someone will take it. You wanted to
know what's the furthest someone will go to steal an
Easter egg, Say, for example, if you lift one on
the floor of the public toilets that are outside our studio.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
That's right, and that look the results were actually bloody interest.
The results shock. I mean, I don't remember the odds,
but I do I remember think that they were bloody interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Should we be four? Sorry I talked over ray Lean there, No,
that was me as well. Number four.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
The d Achy Breakfast with Jerry and Manayah.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Welcome along to the hard Ache Breakfast. It's wouldn't say
the sixteenth of April twenty twenty five. Hill Street Blues Manice,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Good morning, Jeremy Welson. You know what no one ever says.
It's the you mate, Welcome to the show yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Thanks man I great, thank you, that's much appreciated. Welcome.
Executive producer Ruder.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Hey, welcome to the show. Jerry and Maniah. Have anyone
ever welcomed you both to the show?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
So I think they head it's a curse. It is
the world first. Deep here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I can imagine you're just tinkling the iries here. Executive
Producer Ruder with Hill Street Blues.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
No, I'm more of a rhythm piano player, like a
rhythm guitarist. I just play chords. I have absolutely no
music theory in my bones.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Just smash away on your chords.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, I've got one. What about welcome to the show?
In turn, Zoey, have we ever done that before? No,
it's not even looking to the show, uh, covering up.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Later on the show people, we all looked about at
Studio bood and she's got a.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
The bloody TikTok. Later on, tell us because it's easter
this week, do you understand you've gone and got some
easter ees?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I have I've lifted in the kitchen. M Yeah, I
have run we experiment later on, Yeah, I've got an
experiment that I want to run. This is on the
back of our experiment being shut down. Actually here it
is in me because we're going to run a heavily
scientific experiment regarding dog post and putting it outside seeing
whether it goes wide or not. It's been shut down
by the health and safety Nazis around the building and

(02:49):
apparently it's dangerous to Yeah, the dog prep lying out there,
it's a health and safety problem.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
That said, there was some sort of like food safety
element to it as well as like, well, don't eat it.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I know, I mean it is a regular sure unusual,
I get it. Scientific definitely, Yeah, would it have made
great content? Absolute one hundred.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
So we've got to We've got to get Easter three exemp.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, I got a new one and involves cubicle two
and a wrapped Easter three.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
And we're not asking for permission for this one.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
We're doing it.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
There's no way we're asking for.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Goldie joins us as well to a bit of super rugby.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Lots coming up. Nice to have you with us this morning.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Jerry and Mini the Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
We can't run this experiment that we've been trying to
run for the last wee while been shut down by
Health and safety also known as power and what was
the other word control? Power and control. That's a far
better name for the American. So someone suggested on three
for three that we should run Yoko my box of dogs,
turred on my dropeway.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
That's a great point. That is a great point.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
We could do it.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Why couldn't we do that?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Well, we can do that. I'm not going to be
I'm not going to that down now. I'm the health
and safety Nazie at my house and I'm not going
to shut down. However, I like the idea of running
it outside the studio.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
You look at it, that's right, Yeah, it's going to
be hard to check the results of it and watch
the whiting of it. But I mean you could check
it each day when you get home, and yeah, it
won't be the same, but the result will still be
the same. We'll still find out where the dog purse
turn white because they don't come out white? Do they
at a yoga?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
No they don't, No, they definitely don't.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
So well, look and Rudy, you could turn in your backyard. Yeah,
and you know, funny guys brought one in for me.
I can take it home and put it on my Yeah,
and then oh.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, now we're talking, we could all run it. Yeah,
now we're talking.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
I can bring one in for you. Let's not forget
as well. The property manager, one of the P and
C department, actually suggested what we do as we do,
leave them at home and we get a live stream camera,
maybe put it up on one of the TV's in
the studio. But to me that sounds like hard work
and expense.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
That's resource heavy. Yeah, I mean, firstly, we don't have
a live stream camera.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
No, what the hell is a live stream camera? Yeah,
we don't even get that from it. I see my
laptop up outside on a zoom call.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, I mean we could never according to that power
control person. We could get in touch with TV and
Z and I ask you if I'd like to run
a special time channel for us to monitor it. We
could also do that. Yeah, we could also eat it, well,
taste it, but.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
That's not going to prove whether it turns white or not.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
No, that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, I'm glad we figured that part out before we
tried that the situation there.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
You said that on the podcast we were talking about
number twos. We talk a lot about number toes. We
talk a lot of number toes we do, and in fact,
later on we've got another number two based feature. I
would have thought, but we're talking about people that can't
use toilets, public toilets.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, there's a lot of people who won't go number
twos or even number ones at work, and I find
I find that shocking.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Really hurts me.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
What you don't works me up? You don't do it?

Speaker 4 (05:59):
No, you definitely, boy do you man see toilet? Men
need to use toilet, Man go toilet.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
You could do less of it, to be honest, No, I.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Couldn't, Jerry, Otherwise this room would absolutely reek, and.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah it would well because you do it in here. Well,
look the last one.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Are you talking on this for Jerry? Do you want
to know the answer to any of these questions?

Speaker 4 (06:21):
And the last week I've run a couple of day,
a couple of day.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, I turned but yeah, I just thought it was
interesting how many people who are just like, no, I
won't do it all day, and so they just so
they will have to go first thing in the morning,
and then you go eight hours and then nothing at
all until you get home, you know.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, or maybe you go but maybe you can go
in the morning or something.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, well that's what I mean. But then eight hours
is a long time. Really, Yeah, I feel like I
feel like it's a long time, isn't it. I think
it's a long time.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
I've actually got a friend, a male friend who does
physical work as a job, and he is one of
these shy poopooers will not use a public toilet ever,
and he reckons like it's one of those things where
he might start feeling it and he can hold on
for five to six hours. He thinks while while doing
and he thinks it's all down to your brain.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, look, I can understand why if you're only options
are portaloo and it's cavin in cobwebs and there's no
toilet paper, like I can understand holding on to it.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
If you had to just run a run of the
male public toilet, he will avoid.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh okay, I mean I don't understand. I mean they
in the past. Everyone's different. That's the other thing is
that some people are Some people are like Ruder three
or four times a day, and then some people like me,
who's been described as the pool camel, can go days on,
real days worth, no discomfort, no issues. Apparently it's got
to do with the length of bow. Yeah, I'd imagine

(07:53):
you've got long ones, well not long ones long a
long bowel A long one.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Must have a very short bowl.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Over here. The Po Camel, the Po Camel's it's probably
my biggest gid.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Jerry and Mini, the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
A couple of texts have come in the Poe will
never turn white? Is this text? Do they used to
put way more calcium and dog food which is white
and white years? This is a theory.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
This is yeah, this is what prompted all of this
because we were wondering if that is what it was.
If it's just that it's getting picked up more often
because we have heard the calcium thing from a lot
of people. But I think they all just read the
same article on Google that I did. You know, does
anyone actually know that that's that's the truth or not.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
That's why we're wanting to run the experiment. Executive producer
Ruder has definitely been watching very very closely. I've got
to say, what's going on with his dog, Betty the
border Collie.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
And beardy Collie?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Sorry, beardy Colly. That's right, beardy or bearded.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Well, I'm going to go beardy and that's where she
got her name, beardy.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's not bearded collie.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh shoot, I don't know, mate.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
For some reason, I thought it was a bearded collie.
But this is like the thing that we're talking about
yesterday with words that you think and something else to you.
But anyway, you've been watching very very closely what Betty
the whatever it is collie has been doing, and you
reckon that it's bone related.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Look, I picked up a good ten the other day
and she has not had a bone. And they were
all obviously varying degrees of aging and all brown, Yes,
all brown?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
But how long do you leave them for until they
turn white?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
This is what I'm wondering, was how much sun was
being backed down on that and was it on concrete?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
So anyway, we're gonna run that experiment. We're also talking
about people who will not use toilets outside of their
own house and how hard that must be. Someone takes
through on three four eight three said tell you what,
the public toilets matter, matter, absolutely absolute, A light for
a number two styles.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh good to hear. Yeah, I always like to hear that.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Are they Hobbit themed? I think they might. They certainly
next to where the Hobbit and Tours leave from Teddy.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
What annoys me is when you get those toilet that
someone has designed to not work properly, you know, the
ones that turn over and they only deliver one oh god.
And yeah, they've got a weird piece of wood on
them in a knob, which means that when they when
you flip it over, it stops. It can't roll.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
It's the worst.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
That's I understand that there is a group of people
out there who think it's good to just roll the
toilet roll in a public toilet, so it goes all
over the floor. I do understand that, sure, and it
is a problem, and it would be disheartening if you
did look after those toilets and you came across it
every day. However, it is far more annoying with the
one where you've got to go under and then come
back around and then go under and surreal operation to

(10:37):
get enough to do what you need to do.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, someone text you on three four three. If you
share a toilet with my work mates, you'd hold it
in all day. Two ps. They've never been to use one,
it seems as well, well, when do you teach your
kid that the public toilets and WAYMETI when I was
growing up, they used to be on a timer and
if you were in there too long, they were just
open and they faced it like that and they faced

(10:59):
the main start. And that would only ever come into
play if you were at your darkest moment, Because you
know you're in wye media. It's not going to take
that long to get home. So if you've been caught
short and you need to use it for a certain
period of time, the last thing you need is for
the doors to open and expose your sweaty face to
the to the town.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Could you close them back up again to that born say.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Over, because the buns over that. Inside of that, you're
going to get up and waddle over to the shut
the door. It was traumatic.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
It'd be quite funny if there was a warning that
started playing, warning, toilet will open in far for.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
I gotta get this out of here.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
It was like the music that would play that gentle music,
elevated music, and it would start fading that daddy, No, no.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
No, no, there's some great tickets that have just come in.
I just walked up. This has become a confessional. I
just walked up the mount and commanded a hate crime
in the surf club toilets. They need to be broped off.
That's good to know. Can we flush this toilet? Check?
And we just give it a flush, and can we
move on at least for the next twenty minute before
we deal with the next Easter egg toilet related idea.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
This is the Hidachy Breakfast, Jerry in the Night, the
Hoarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
It's Wednesday, and that means that later in the show
will be running dead or alive.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, that's right. Last week, the segment basically wrote itself
off the back of George Foreman and George Forman and
one other who has escaped me but rested recently, wrisdom Power.
This week might be a little bit tougher. I reckon
there's a TEXTI that I'm really itching to read, but
we we flushed that segment, so I'm not going to

(12:35):
I was just around you guys, lay down a toilet
paper blanket before you go Number too's will just go
full Poseidon's kiss. Oh your tongue was kiss?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
It depends, doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Will you lay a landing pad down? It depends on
I gotta be honest. If there's you know what this
is why I didn't want to tug on this street again,
depends on the cleanliness of the water below, whether you
want Oh, okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Okay, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
That's gonna come back up. And as I said before,
tongue it was kiss?

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Were it?

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Just?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I once was at the and this will be the
last I say on this, the last thing I said
on this. But I was in the I had to
had to use the toilets at the at the airport
one day. That was I was on my phone and
you know, Darren, I've got like a censor thing and
I either moved or I didn't move enough or whatever,
but the sensor went off and just flushed me very

(13:30):
shallow bowl tongue. It was kiss just come up and
and I dropped, and I dropped my phone. You call it,
I've always I've always called it and came up and
gave me a week. And then it shocked me such
that I dropped my phone and smashed the screen before
getting on like an eight hour flight. The smashed phone

(13:53):
some stories.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
That's best not to ship.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Jerry and I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's time for your latest news headlines. People are being
worn to secure outdoor furniture and clear drains and gutters.
Its turbulent weather makes its way across the top of
the country. Its service has watches, warnings and force for
tropical cyclone Tam, which is set to strike Northland before
moving down towards Auckland and the Crimea.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
You know last night we've got an outdoor couch and
men the message said, right before we get a bid tonight,
let's chuck the cover on that couch because it's been
off for a while before this. Before Cyclone Tam touches down.
Both of us forgot about it. This morning, when I
was coming to work, walked out the door, I realized
that it hadn't been on. I was like, Jesus, the
last chance didn't put it on?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Well, you walked past I walked past it.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
It's now it's now raining outside.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Time to whack a text through to Jeff. It's not
gonna work. You don't want to put a text.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Through, wow, because it's just going to draw attention to
the fact that I didn't do it when I walked
past it this morning. I can't walk past it then.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Tell her to do it.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Can I good front for Hey? Mate, you forgot to do.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
I walked past it, and I feel bad. Bomb us your.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Guess later, Hey, you forgot to put the cover on.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Last week and the value and volumes of home loans
has increased. Almost fifty seven thousand new home loans were
taken out in the second half of twenty twenty four,
up twenty one percent from the first six months of
the year. That's the story that we're not hearing a
lot recently. Aren't we a great time for new homeowners
to buy homes?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Because remember that was for the longest time, it was like,
how our first home buy is going to ever be
able to buy a house to get on the property.
You're not going to be able to do it. And
people who've been around for a while ago there'll be
a time. Don't worry. House prices will go down at
some stage. They go up, they go down. No they're not.
They're never going to go down.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
No, yes they have although or it'll be cheaper to
take the loan out. Yeah, I guess the problem is
everyone's probably broke as well, So.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
There is that, Yeah, totally. And in sport with export
Ultra the beer for here a host of changes for
the Warriors set the home game against the broncost This
is interesting. Co captain James Fisher Harris is out for
up to six weeks with a pick injury. Yeah, Fullback
Charns Nickel clock Start has been ruled out with concussion,
and cock Cock Cock Cowberry is suspended for one game

(16:06):
after Keireless high tackle against the Storm.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, this is tough. I mean, these are really niggly
positions for this to be happening in one of our
centers who we've already been short in the centers. Both
of our starting winger is gone. We've had tame to it.
Picky playing on the wing. Now he's going to have
to go back to fullback, which is his natural position.
But later on, just before seven o'clock, I'm going to
I'm going to arm you with a couple of little
bits and bobs to use around the water cooler if

(16:29):
someone asks you about the team list this week, just
a couple of little one liners to throw back at
them to make it sound like you've you've poured over it.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
So keep your pen and paper ready. Drop those down.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Jerry and Mini for the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Time for the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Timaru.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Today is Wednesday, the sixteenth of April. And on this
day in eighteen nineteen and two. What eighteen ninety two,
J's just went cross eyed. It's better about five gallons
of black coffee and me. The New Zealand Rugby Football
Union is founded. As rugby grew in popularity in New Zealand,
it became necessary to standardize the administration of the game

(17:08):
in the colony.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I've heard a lot of theories why it did become
very very popular in New Zealand as opposed to other countries. Yeah,
were apparently this is one theory. Anyway, there were not
a lot of women in New Zealand and the late
eighteen hundreds. It was a massive, massive sausage fest. It's
not really a place that people wanted to come, particularly women.

(17:30):
It was very muddy, h and so men needed to
be touched, needed to cuddle, and they needed to touch. Now,
if you ever look at what rugby was like in
the eighteen seventies and eighteen eighties, cuddle focused. There was
no problems with concussion, No, put it that way. Head
knocks were not a thing, and they were not worried
about any of that sort of stuff. And they had
these things that were called scrimmages, not scrummages, where they

(17:51):
were basically bigger organized hugs. So the ball would be
in the middle of them all and the game would
go on for some time. It was not a user
or lose its situation, right, and so got to touch
other men.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, look, I I'm with it. I think that it was.
But then why we became so good at it's just
because it's such a rugged place to live for a
long time, yep. And then success, coul gets success and
we get better and better and better. Would you like
to hear an exhaustive list of all of the initial
members of the provincial.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
I don't all I want to know is was wided
it up a bush in there?

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Wid it up it was in the elder I don't
know that they had adopted bush yet.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, damn.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Cannaberotago south and resisted the creation of a centralty typical.
In nineteen forty three, Swiss scientist doctor Albert Hoffmann discovers
the psychedelic effects of L S D. Working at his
pharmaceutical research laboratory. He accidentally it accidentally consumes al Steed

(18:49):
twenty five, or synthetic drug he he created in nineteen
thirty eight, and his notes he related the experience, Jerry,
would you like to read this? I?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I was forced to interrupt my work in zillaborate and
immediate the afternoon and proceed home, being affected by a
remarkable restlessness combined with a slight dizziness.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
In sort of wavering in and out of Austria and
the rout climb past.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
At home, I lay down and sunk into a not
unpleasant intoxicated like condition characterized by an extremely stimulated imagination,
extremely in a dreamlike state. With eyes closed, I found
the daylight to be unpleasantly glaring. I perceived an uninterrupted
stream of fantastic pictures, extraordinary shapes with intense kaleidoscopic player

(19:36):
of colors. After some two hours of this condition, it
faded away. Well that was quite quick, also considering it
hit so much.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
I mean, it makes sense that the guy that came up,
but that would have been the first one to try it.
But good on him for because if you didn't know
what was going to happen, was no one did at
the time.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
No.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Imagine biking home and he's like, oh my god, what
the hell is happening.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah. There's great interviews with him on YouTube talking about
because he didn't mean to have it, it got on
his hands. Ah, and he just absorbed it.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh wow, Okay, Yeah, it.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Wasn't like he didn't actually try it. And then later
he went back and went he didn't know what it was,
And then later he went back and actually tried it.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
What was he trying to make a good question?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
I don't know. He's just mucking around.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
It's just experiments, bro.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, good on him though, And.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
All of a sudden he found a daughter an alternate universe.
Born on this day, eighteen eighty nine, Actor and comedian
Charlie Chaplin knighted as Sir Charles Spencer. Chaplin born in London,
died Christmas Day, nineteen seventy seven, aged eighty eight. It's
a good innings from Charlie Chaplin. Very tough to dresses
Charlie Chaplin the days.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah, fine, you're going to be a kippled with the
facial here.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Nineteen thirty nine, singer Dusty Springfield was born the real
name Mary O'Brien. Died in nineteen ninety nine, aged fifty nine.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
That song I grew when I grew up, I heard
the song a lot, and I always just that Dusty
Springfield was African American.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Oh, always right?

Speaker 1 (21:06):
And then I saw Dusty Springfield and I was like, what, No,
surely not that.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Voice speaking of an African that lives in America. In
nineteen seventy three, Senegalese American singer, songwriter and producer Akon
was born firfty two today, born in Saint Louis, Missouri.
Sort of got to start here in New Zealand. I
don't know if you remember that, but him and DJ
Severe and that who's our other man, money pe Money, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(21:35):
First couple of songs are over here in New Zealand.
We'll still claim him. His full name is you know what,
I'm gonna let him do it.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Aleand my Love a Good Dame put duck at Little
by the Econshaw.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
So there was an achon in there.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
One more time. I'm at aland my Love a Good Tame.
Put duck at Little by the Econshaw.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Jerry and Mini the Hodikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Let's have a look at that side.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
Phil Blake, John Hobby, Dean Bell, Jompson, Taiwa Namu, Alexander
hell Man.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
Okasini, Kernietupu and Chewy Mabarbie.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
It's a nasty for wins.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
It's a night start to start again with the teamless.
Andrew us So famously doesn't like to make changes, but
he's going to have to exist so many injuries. Tame Tupik,
he's going to go to fullback. It Cossi then comes
into the wing. This is where it gets interesting. Kurt
Capewell is going to move from the second row into
the centers. That opens the way for Lekahla Sema, who

(22:32):
has been probably one of the breakout players of this
year for the Wars to start, which is good news.
Tomighty Martin also onto the bench. But I thought this week,
for this segment, the Wise Wednesday segment, I could give
you if you're just a casual fan of the Warriors,
maybe you don't even follow them, but you know someone's
going to ask you about them this week, I could
give you a couple of things just to throw out there,
A couple of one liners to throw out there at

(22:53):
the water cooler if someone asks you about the Wars.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
I like this. Okay, So if you're out there at
the moment, maybe get your pen and ready and just
jot down a couple of these nights. I'll be jodding
them down.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
So you're in the kitchenette, work office, smoker room, whatever,
someone comes up to you. Jeez, how about the was
this week? How do you reckon they'll go after that loss?
You can throw you can throw these out. Here's the
first one. Yeah, well you know Capewell actually played played
center in his first Origin game.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Okay, good research, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, first time he played for the Maroons. That's Queensland.
He played in the centers.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Okay, so what happens in if someone says, and so,
where did he play after that second row? Okay, second row?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, good, that's where he has been playing.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Good.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
There's so many injuries, you know. That's another one you
can throw out there. Oh, so many injuries. Here's another
one for you, and this one's evergreen. You can use
this any week throughout this season. You know, Ali Taua
is Ali Lao Titi's nephew, the.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Mali l'ao taua Ali Lao Titi's, yes, nephew.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Named after him, right, that's right? Yeah, the Michael Jordan
of Rugby League.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Ah, yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Great, EDICKX Yeah, okay, you're absolutely yeah, So we've got
you know, Capo'll actually played his first game in centers
right of origin. Did you know Ali Laota was Ali
Loa tedi'sniff you hit. This one's going to probably take
a little bit of writing down. It's a it's a
stat based one. Can you believe the Broncos play five
five away games in the first seventeen rounds? They only

(24:20):
leave Queensland five times in the first seventeen rounds. That's insane, Okay,
because they played the Dolphins and the Gold Coast Titans,
who are both within an hour's drive of their own homeground.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Gotcha, yeah, I see.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
And the rest of them. I meanwhile, the Warriors, mate,
we're on the road all the time.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, so the Brocos only play five away games in
the first seventeen rounds. Ali Laota was Ali loa Tedi's
niff you okay? Well, actually played his first Storagin game
at Cinda.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Do we know who the riffer is? Chris Butler? See
the egg on legs?

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Think he's the egg on leaks here? I know you're
trying to nail down exactly.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I try to work out who the egg on league.
If anyone can find out who the egg on Legs is.
I've gone into the Google. I can't find the egg
on legs.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
I think it could be Chris Butler. I think Chris
Butler might be the have we got it?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Maybe the legs?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Jerry, you're the only one who can answer this because
you gave him this nickname while watching the game by yourself,
and you're now asking other people.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
When people Chris Butlers, I've got some images there for you.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I don't know if that is the egg on legs.
Has he got a different haircut? Now? Actually he does
look a little bit a haircut.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Now, this one there that looks like an egg on legs,
I reckon.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's I think he's got some problems. I think he
needs a desectomy.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
And he definitely looks iggy in that one. He's got
quite a going out the front.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Chris like Sun says the text. So that's the egg
on legs. He's kept in underpants. It's a slightly different
thing coming up after seven o'clock We're going to be
running an Easter egg experiment. I'll give you the details
after seven. This is gonna this is going to change
the world.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
That's going to change everything.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
It is going to change everything and involves the eggs.
Here we've got the Cabrey Dairy milk bunnies, the Bubbly
mint bunnies. Oh I picked up yesterday from the super market.
There are so many different types of.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Easter Yeah, the mint could really change the dynamic of
this experience.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
I should have gone with a different one. Maybe maybe
this is maybe this is too polarizing late now. Anyway,
I wanted to get one that was that was covered.
I want to get one that's that's got a cover
on it, and I'll tell you why it needs to
have a cover after seven o'clock. Also we've got Hurdarchy
Breakfast Master one hundred and fifty dollars up for grabs
this morning.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
That's before eight and Goldie and Goldie Jeff.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Wilson, and then before nine did are Alive? My favorite
game show of all time. This is a Hidicky Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Jerry in the night, the h Hurarchy Breakfast, God Hucky
Breakfast with Jerry and the.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Nia Welcome Alne to the Hidache Breakfast for Weddess Day.
The sixteenth of April twenty five.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Tropical cyclones starting to touch down in the far North Jerry,
and also outside the studio a little bit of light
drizzle which isn't going to cause too much damage at
the moment unless you told your partner you were going
to put the cover on. It's about door furniture, and
you didn't this morning.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
That's a very specific story, very specific.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Just sort of tossing up how I play this. I
think I'm thinking gaslight. I think I'm just going to
tell her she forgot to do it. Probably how I'm
going to run this or are you going to have
a weak couch.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
If that's the case.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Oh, we're gonna have a weak couch, there's no doubt
about that. It's when the winds pick up, that thing
going to bloody stuff. But then the cover's going to
turn into a bloody parachute too.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
So you know, I don't know, I don't know what
we should do there, Like I'd go with the I'd
go with the except the blame now and then deal
with it now and then move forward front foot it, yeah,
front footed, unless you might get it. You might get
the cover on the couch.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah right, I was gonna lie to her anyway.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Not a good weekend to be, sorry, executive. Is not
a good week here to be driving a twit at
high as van if you've got a high as there,
particularly the one with the narrow wheelbase with the two
you know, the ones with the two tires, Oh yeah
on the back, Yeah, the dual wheel, Yeah there, if
one of those, be careful where you're driving that thing
because you're going to have some gusty ones.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
And now tell me this, Jerry, how would you go
in a Bongo brawny Oh not good? Mitsubishi L three
hundred that stand up to it.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
A rugged, reliable vehicle. You've got to say, great, the
L three hundred, great, great vehicle.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
And what about those Volkswagen dumpers that the new ones,
not the old Commy van. They're beautiful those, aren't they?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, they're really nice.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Fridgie though Boxy, Yeah, quite Fridgie.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
You can get the What about the camper van ones?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Oh they look amazing. Yeah. How would a Maui camber
van go this weekend?

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Not good?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Upside down as it up. Next, we've got an experiment
that we want to run details.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Next Jerry and Night the hot Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
First, So we're going to come back to this a
little later on. But shout out to bongo drivers around
the place.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, a big shout out to the bongo community out there.
We've activated them by mentioning in the just before they
are apparently a very hazardous to drive on in stiff wins.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, so you got to look out if you're driving
anywhere over the easter to break if you're in a high.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Ace, yeah, a bongo, a bongo brawny, Yeah, an.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Our three hundred anything anything like that. You've gotta be
super careful. And this text to here is a Mesa
bongo driver myself. It definitely gets a bit here. He
driving to work when it's windy, blows all over the
road like a nineteen nineties plastic bag court in a breeze.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah. Conversely, Ford Transit solid as a rock.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
In the wind. Interesting to know, yeah, AnyWho interesting to note.
So we want to run an experiment here on the
Herderchy Breakfast that involves the Easter eggs.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
The whole Rocky Breakfast Easter eggs sperrow Man.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
We started talking about toilets yesterday. It's just not like
us and what goes on in the toilets here. It
ends at me and singers. It's Easter. We were thought
we'd run an Easter themed experiment that involved the toilets.
A scavenger hundred sorts if you will. It's part experiment,

(30:13):
it's part Easter egg hunt.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yes, So how's this going to work?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Okay, I'm going to cut to the chase. We're going
to leave an Easter egg in the toilet one of
the cubicles and see if people pick it up and
take it. So, I've got myself a dairy milk caburry,
dairy milk bunny bubbly mint. Whatever it is, it's sorry
an egg.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
No, it's a rabbit with mint inside. Now, I do
think that that's going to be a factor, that it's
going to affect the performance of this experiment, Jerry, because
that's not a great character dangle. For example, I don't
like mint chocolate. And the only way my missus can
stop me from eating an entire block of chocolate in
the house as if she buys the mint flavor, because
I won't need it, Okay, so I will be immune

(30:56):
to this. Okay, So but you know some people, do
you like it?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Real?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Are you a mint chocolate?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
So look, I am a mint chocolate sicko as you
put it. But mate, if that was if that was
a little cream egg and it was where about some
of the toilet are you gonna put it?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I thought about. I did get some cream eggs, and
then last minute I reached for the Cadbury Bunny bubbly mint.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
You know what we don't know? The Cabury Bunny bubbly
mint could be a great caaracter dangle. This is why
we do these experiments.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
There could actually be a correlation between the kind of
person that would pick up that Easter egg off the
ground and someone that is a sicko that is into
mint chocolate.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
That's right, So you're going to go in there into
one of the cubicles, cubicle three, actually cubicle three. Yeah, okay,
don't mind that. You The thing about our tools is
it's a public toilets. Well, I'm not inviting people to
come down and try and steal this. But what I'm
saying is high foot traffic, high butt traffic.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, I mean it is raining. It's going to be
less less butt traffic today than before. There's a couple
of fact does it play here which are going to
possibly affect our experiment.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
Is and I'm going to put one of the women's
toilet as well.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yes, that's right of equality that I forgot about that
part of the experiment, which is very crucial. So it's
going to be it's it's gender, it's women versus men.
There's who are the biggest scavengers. Basically, who's prepared to
scavenge a Easter egg from the floor of a toilet.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Which would be I would presume the women's bathrooms would
be cleaner. I don't know Jerry's jerrys series just kicked off.
And now that I've said that in the radio ever
Run Around the Country series, Okay, so let's do it.
And whose bathrooms are cleaner?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Let's do it in the break Zoe and Zoe, you're
going to go and work one of the female toilets.
I'll put one of the male toilets and we'll check
in with it. Just during the show. Just check in
and see if it See if it does appear. See
if people are prepared to take an Easter egg from
the floor of a toilet. It's wrapped, there's nothing hygienic
about it. Is no judgment, no judgment. It's quite a

(33:03):
lot of judge, no judgments. Just an experiment. I'm just
interested to see.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
All right, let's do it. Someone thinks through, how will
you know if it's just been flushed?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Well, we won't, no, but maybe some of them we'll think,
I don't know, we won't. We won't know that.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Who's gonna No, one's gonna flush.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
You don't flush it. You don't flush a bloody easter?
What kind of sick I would do that?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
So all five Kiwi teams feature in Super Rugby Pacific
this weekend to local Derby's actually the Blues versus the
top of the table Crusaders and the Chiefs versus the
Highlanders plus the Hurricanes head to Perth to play the
force and to talk us through all the action. Friend
of the show, Skysport commentator All Black Legend Jeff Wilson. Firstly, Jeff,

(33:50):
before we start talking about rugby, if you found an
Easter egg wrapped on the floor of a toilet, public toilet,
would you pick it up and take it home with you?

Speaker 7 (34:00):
That's a that's a flatno, okay, good, good good, So
we don't need to discuss that anymore.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
That's fine, fair enough.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Let's discuss Crusaders Blues. How do you see this one going?
The taba has got Crusaders at a dollar fifty. Obviously
the Blues haven't been playing well, but I feel like
starting they come right a little bit.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Well on a wind streak.

Speaker 7 (34:21):
Now, I've won a couple of games in a row,
and they've got some key personnel back, one in particular
being an All Black first five as a World Cup winner,
who's actually he's in control and control. He's got the
keys to the car, and they look like a different
team right now, so they've got a chance down and chriss, Look,
the Crusaders has no doubt. You know, they've they've shown
their metal, they showne up with what they're capable of.

(34:43):
You know, they're certainly back to the Crusaders of old.
But I think the Blues, I mean before the Blues Chiefs,
Remember there was the Blues Crusaders and this rivalry ran deep,
and I think it's going to be I think it's
going to be massive Friday night, I really do.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
You might have the keys to the candy for them,
but I think the car's run out of guess, well,
certainly it's really it's running. He's running a red light.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
On it that way, they've plugged it in.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
I like that, but what's the range on that?

Speaker 6 (35:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Anxiety myself there. Chiefs versus the Highlanders, I think that's
a that's a fight of complee in Hamilton.

Speaker 7 (35:20):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Slow down, slow down, Take a breath. Now,
the Islanders all the games have lost last year have
been less than eight points, so they've basically been in
the fight in every single game. Well, we know the
Chiefs are going to bounce back I was disappointed from
last weekend's performance, but the Highlanders just won't go away
that team. You know that the Highlanders evolved are the

(35:41):
underdog that you know if you give them a chance,
if you don't play ther potential, and it looks as
they look to be honest, We've had another weather bomb
arrive on New Zealand and that's going to make a
challenging for everyone. So look, I think, you know, I
think the Holders are a shot, but the Chiefs are
clear favorites for a reason because they've got some players
who was Whomloy into and I can't see Damian McKenzie

(36:01):
having a tough the office.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Like yeah, what what did happen last week? And it
just sort of seemed to me like the Chiefs just
didn't fire. They were just a little bit flat, yep.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
And this is a competition where you can't afford to
be that way, you know. And the Waits are as
bad as they are away from home. They're really good
at home, you know that. There's that's the way that
they play. They for whatever reason. Look, they played some
nice forty minutes away from home as well, So you know,
I think we're underestimating that but they are a difficult challenge.
But that wasn't the Chiefs team we're used to seeing.

(36:31):
And like I say, I mean, Damian McKenzie owned the
fact that he just had a bad night at the office,
that that doesn't happen very often and he'll fix that.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Uh Gody going over to Perth, I mean my family
lives over in Western Australia. That is a nightmare of
a trip. It's about three hours to either Sydney or
Melbourne and then from there it's another five hours across
to Perth. Is that tough on a rugby players or
is it actually not that bad?

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Look, I don't think there's should be an excuse. Len
put it that way and perfect Gracey to go to.
It's a great stadium. Look, I think it's just that
the fact the Force are a better team this year
and that's why they're more competitive and imparent simply we've
all said it. They picked up a few players across
all of their sides and they've got a bit more
depth and they signed some really key guys who are
playing really well. So look, I think this is but

(37:22):
this is the Hurricane season. Really, you know, they've got
to go over there. And if they don't get the
job done, they're run home. Is really really tough and
to get the number of wins you're required to get
in the playoffs, it's going to be really hard. So
sort of sort of every weekend we're seeing something like
this and for a couple of teams, this is this
is the do or die weekend.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Really all right, thanks for your time, Jeff Wilson. I've
got some Easter eggs here wrapped up for you. They
are on the floor of the toilet, but if you
want to come and grab them. It's basically a public
toilet here. It needs me, so swing by and grab them.

Speaker 7 (37:51):
No, they're all yours out.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Jeff Wilson. Thanks for your time, and you can watch
Round ten of Super Rugby Pacific live on Sky Sport
one and streaming on Sport Now. Sky opens also got
free to wear coverage of some games too.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
First quick update on our Easter egg experiment where we've
placed a wrapped Easter egg on the floor of the
public toilet here at Enz and me.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yes, one of the men's, one of the women's. In
the name of equal rights, we've had a couple of
textu on three four eight three some suspicions. Someone said
I would take it and throw it in the bin.
Someone else said as a former pub slash Barclaine and
the woman's loser always the worst, I will say fragrance test.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Oh it wasn't good. Wasn't it good? The first time
I've been in the female toilets here, and it's the
last time I'm going in there.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
That's for sure pungent. And during the last song smashing
Pumpkins Ruder, you went out there and had a look.
What did you would you see? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Well, the first thing that struck me is the positioning
of the egg and the male toilet is right where
if you were going to sit on the toilet would
be where your right foot is supposed to just touch
the ground.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah, that seems like the most i don't know, common
sense placed upon it.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
We want to make sure people see it, so initially
we certainly will. Yeah, well, initially we were going to
leave it on top of the cistern where the button was,
just to make sure you had to see it. But
then that's not the experiment. The experiment is would you
pick up an Easter egg off the toilet floor.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
You know, so that one's still there, and I thought
i'd have a look in the ladies toilet, but at
a courtesy, I gave it the old and I heard
this old lady going yes, So I didn't go in.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Okay, So that's a different type of experiment that you're
running that route. You're not running that one this morning.
So we'll give you updates on that. We'll keep you updated.
So far, the eggs have not moved, but they've been
a lot of traffic through so.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
No, only four minutes twelve of smashing pumpkins for people
to have the chance to go and grab them as well.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Peak time is about ten past day. I reckon, oh
boog time Yeah, coming up before is on board, So yeah,
exactly before eight o'clock. The Heacky Breakfast, Mastermind. After eight
o'clarke will be running dead or alive. The sign where
we get two contestants on the phone and we read
out a whole lot of names and you have to
work out whether they dead or a life. Jerry and

(40:07):
the Night, The Hodarkey Breakfast, Jerry and the Naya, The
Hodarchy Breakfast, seven thirty five on the Hiderckey breakfast Time
fy latest news headlines. Former Labor leader Andrew Little has
confirmed he's running for mayor of Wellington. Little says the
capital needs change and has lost its confidence, and he's
been approached by a range of people wanting him to run.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
He said that tod he rubbish.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I don't believe that for a second. Northland is facing
intense ones and torrential downput. Nothing against Andrew Little, just
I don't think people.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
I just don't think people keep coming up to him
and saying, Wow, are you amazing?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
You should run through Mayre.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Boys, people say that. People just come up to me
on the street and they say blah.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
No one comes up to anyone on the street and
says anything about that except Devis's second to give us
some change, to save the dolphins or something.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Northland is facing intense ones and torrential downpours as tropical
Cyclone Tan approaches the country. Orange rains and mornings are
an effect for Northland, with orange wind warnings issued for
Northland from three pm and Auckland and Great Barrier Island
from at.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Nine tough weekend. To be a trampoline in the North
hurrigon Tough Weekend.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Would it kill NIEWA or the met Service to get
these tropical cyclones sponsored. Tropical cyclone Tike Tim Timm, So
Tim Tam paid for the tropical cyclone coverage. You come
and you back it. You back the tropical cyclone. Imagine
that you get all of that recognition. Okay, it probably
does bad things to people and create's bad situations, but

(41:38):
still we get brand recognition.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
This is the problem, Jerry, because say, for example, we
rebranded a tropical cyclone as tropical cyclone Hodaki and it
wiped out thousands of homes. You know, that could be
a brand high giensue for the station We've got.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Hygiene is not a problem to us anyway.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
If it was Export Ultra came along and then they
sponsored this cyclone ended up being a phizzit because then
they could tie that in really nicely as well, like
if it was a soft drink or a beer or
something like that it worked.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Well, Yeah, that's given me another idea for an experiment.
We could put an Export Ultra in the toilet Keeper.
I wonder if people to take that and in sport
with the Export Ultra the beer for toilet Keeper calls
the International Cricket Council has announced that the Pomona Fairgrounds
in southern California and the Los Angeles Olympic venue that's
right as the sport marks a return to the Games

(42:27):
for the first time one hundred and twenty eight years.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
I don't know if, like I love cricket as much
as the next band, I don't know if the Olympics
is the best venue for it as like a launch
pad to the game. I just think because when you're
watching the Olympics, you flick around all these obscure sports
that you never watched on. Oh, here's the diving. They
dive near you're over here. This guy's shooting a bar
and arrow. This dude's doing a backflip of a trampoline.

(42:49):
These guys are going to stand out here all day,
take a drinks break every five minutes. You're not going
to understand the rules. Nah, I don't think it's going
to help a lot butterfly as a cricket player. Man
be targeting there.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
I say, though, all those new sports, you gotta lock
it down at some stage say this is what the
sports are. Well, those are Olympic sports.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Last year, and maybe we should do this a little
bit further down the track. But last year g Lane
and I whettled the Olympics down to I think eight events.
It was basically, can you throw far? Can you can
you run far? Can you run fast? Can you jump high?
You jump far?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Can you do it on a horse?

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Are you strong? Maybe the horse?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:28):
But then you're opening it up to can you do
it on a beer? Can you do it? Can you
do can you do it in a box? Can you
do it with a fox? Then it was like can
you swim fast? How strong?

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Here?

Speaker 2 (43:40):
And then fight someone? And that was basically yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Someone suggested here Street should sponsor the cyclone with the cyclone?
Oh good thinking, great idea.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Jerry Andman Night the Huriarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Time for the Hurdarchy, Breakfast, Mastermind.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Yesterday's topic controversial questions related to the movie Titanic. But Jeremy,
the auto glazier from the Goon could only get too right.
So today it's jackpottered to a lofty one hundred and
fifty dollars jackpots every day. We don't have a winner.
And since we're just a couple of days away from
Easter and we've got we've left an Easter egg on

(44:19):
the floor of the ends of me bathrooms. Today's Mastermind
topic is eggs.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
It is the exists, right Annabel from Auckland, Welcome to
the show. You're an interior designer.

Speaker 8 (44:31):
Yes, hi, he's great.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Good thanks Annabel.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
I've got a bit of the millennial gray sort of
situation going on in my house. Any tips for livening
up the living room.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Some paint to wallpapers?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yeh okay, you wouldn't say cushion, Annabel, get some cushions, yep.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Ns and cushions, news and new curtains.

Speaker 8 (44:52):
The rug I can help you out.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
I like that, my God.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
For all that actually is, it's still a right to
run a poof in your lounge. Yep.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Good can be a practical Annabel. You got forty five seconds.
In that time, you're going to be asked five questions.
You're going to get three correct. You can pass it
any time or come back to those ones. Are you
ready to go?

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
First question, Annabel, You've got one hundred and fifty bucks.
Eggs are one of few foods to naturally contain vitamin
what a no to the nearest hundred How many eggs
a year does the average New Zealander consume to the
nearest hundred two hundred correct, who is credited with introducing

(45:39):
poultry to New Zealand in seventeen.

Speaker 8 (45:41):
Seventy three, Captain Cook correct?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
What approximately one and one thousand eggs is a double?

Speaker 5 (45:51):
What?

Speaker 9 (45:53):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
About one hundred and fifty bucks? You know your eggs? Nabelle?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Oh wow, okay, so that was too easy. You just
flew straight through that one. The first question each are
one of a few foods to naturally contained vitamin D?
And should we ask you the first question to see
if she would have.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Got right on? What TV show was? The quote delivered
in twenty fourteen this one. Do you know what TV
show that was? Annabelle?

Speaker 8 (46:26):
That's the late night big brand, Annabelle.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
You would have flown through, Annabelle.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
That's so cool.

Speaker 8 (46:33):
Thank you, no worries.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
One hundred and fifty dollars richer, Annabell. Congratulations And a.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Quick question before you go, Annabelle, would you pick up
an Easter egg? It's like it's wrapped off the floor
of a toilet.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
To pinch.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
How big it was?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
A big one?

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Yeah, that's a big one at a box.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Yeah, but it's not a big one in a box here.
It's a little one. It's a little rabbit one, a
little rubbish one as well flavored.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Mind you leave it all right, thanks Annabel, congratulations, well done,
Thank you. That's a pleasure. Coming up after eight o'clock,
we'll check in with our experiment. We've got an Easter
egg wrapped on the floor of the toilet and the
female toilet and the male toilet. Will it disappear?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
There's a few issues with this from a scientific method
point of view. Jerry, I hardly think this is the
most scientific thing we've looked into. We don't know where
it goes. If we walk back in there and it's
just gone, we don't know someone's taken it. The cleaners
might have come through.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Okay, there are some problems. I accept that maybe someone
might pick it up and put on the bin. Actually, no,
I'm going to check the bin. I'm going to check
the bin. So well, no, you know what this is.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
This is just that thing when Ma and I is
just really hard to impress, even with your experiment that
you're running with easter egs. You are trying Jerry, and
he is poopooing it, if you will. Part of the
expression poo pooing all over your experiment.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Who would have thought leaving in an easter egg on
the toilet floor didn't impress me?

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Jerry and LENI the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
And then I.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Good morning, nice every with us this morning. Thoughts and
prayers to the mesa bongo drivers out the.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
End this morning. Let's l three hundred community the Shundai
I three hundred. Hard to drive in the wind very
tough to drive in the wind Ford Transit van. Apparently
a rock a rock.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
In the wind.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
I would have thought the transit would have been a
bit but broadsiding.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
You know what's the one with the with the hump
at the top. What's that one that used to see
a lot of in the nineties In the early nineties,
That thing was a real sale.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Is that the Is that the camper?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Then it was just I don't know why it had
the roof that went up, but it had. It was
the van and then the roof went up.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
An extra a shark fin almost year.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Sometimes it ran a double wheel on the back too.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Oh that sounds to me like a bongo brawny, but
I could be wrong. Someone takes her on three four
o eight three. My Prendice crashed his high roof AL
three hundred on a windy ridge last Friday. I told
him he needs to learn how to attack.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Oh yeah, that was me. I've driven one of in
the South Island and some really really heavy northwest gusts
before we should be driving that thing.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
No, I drove an our three hundred up the west
coast of the South Island. That thing was exactly the
same as like a spinnaker.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Oh yeah. Update on the Easter eg and the toilet
next Jerry and.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Midnight, the hold Ikey Breakfast time four.

Speaker 6 (49:23):
The hold Icky Breakfast, Easter Eggs, spare.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
It's changing radio. We put an Easter egg in a
wrapper on the floor of both the female and the
male toilets. Here it ends in me.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
A lot of people talk about doing stuff, Jerry, we
do it. We actually do it for real. Now we're
going to find out whether someone's picked it up or not.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Oh, Rud's eating one now because you pick it up, Ruder,
you do, I mean to pick it up.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
No, this was a spear one, Jerry. Unless someone put
this one out in the kitchen, that was from the
toilet floor.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
I see, I'm just going to give it a.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
I'm running a secret experiment on an experiment here because
I A so put one on that in that kitchen.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
So just as the kitchen one, you ate the kitchen
one that you were not meant to eat the kitchen mark.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Well, it's pretty good. It's pretty nice.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
All right.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Update, where are we at? I've just gone out to
the bathroom. Do you want an update from me first?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah, from a men's toilet, that'd be good.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
From a man's perspective. Yep, it's still there. It is
still on the toilet. Not on the toilet's on the
toilet floor. It is where if you are sitting on
the toilet your right foot would be.

Speaker 7 (50:30):
So it is.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
It's unmistake like it's gonna be in your way. You're
gonna have to move it to sit down, and at
that point you might as well pick it up. But
no one has yet. Now I will say it's just
gone eight oh eight. Most of the office workers here
ends in me towers won't be intil about now and
probably in the next half hour. So I'm expecting the
foot traffic to pick up, and the chances of it
getting picked up to be higher.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yeah, there's a couple of problems with this experiment, and
I'm starting to think more and more about those problems
as time goes on. But one of the problems is
that some people love to use cubicle twos in one,
cubical number two, cubicle number one. Now, if you're af
you favor those cubicles, you are probably not going to
go into three. Now there are different options, there are
four options.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
I'm a gay one guy. It just stops you from
getting boxed in.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
One.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Side's always going to be a wall. You're never going
to have two dudes either SIDEA.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Yeah, you're always worried that someone's going to come at
you from over the Yeah, from over the cubicle.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Wall, and it halves it.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Intern Zoe was tasked with putting a wrapped dairy milk
bunny bubbly mint and the female toilets. Zoe, I believe
you've got an update on what's happened in there.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
Yeah, it's nothing crazy, But I did place it on
the floor same as you with the right foot would
the same position, and it has now lifted off and
is now on the toilet paper hole of thing.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Oh, interesting development development.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Okay, so I think someone's gone, and obviously they've seen it,
they've picked it up, and they've gone, this is falling
out of someone's pocket. They'll be back to pick this up.
I'll leave it on the toilet paper holder. Do you
reckon that's what's eppened? Sure, that's what I reckon's eppened. Yeah,
But it'll be interesting to see if someone is more
likely to pick So this is a completely backing experiment. Now,
is it more likely to be picked up from the

(52:11):
top of the toilet roll dispenser than it is from
the floor?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
You would say, I would say yes.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
I would have to say yes, which is why we didn't.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Originally we had it on the back of the cistern
originally manaia yes, and then we moved ours onto the
floor because if it was on the cystern, who wouldn't
grab it off the system? That's right, I'd be there,
who wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
We had an interesting text through before about the east
Egan toilet. What time does grot lane start? That's a
great point. He's around the sort of quarter past eight
thirty mark.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
And this coming in from the Health and Safety dude
here at work also known as power and Control. Is
there a live stream from the toilet or is that problematic?
I believe it could be problematic in this suitsuation. We
don't have the technology to do a live stream. But
also I don't think he meant to live stream out
of toilets.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
So at any point in your internship do you have
to file a a report back to the education place
you've come from?

Speaker 9 (53:04):
Definitely?

Speaker 2 (53:05):
How did you? How did your internship go?

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Yeah, every week after the report, I'd love to read this.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
We'll keep you updated on what's happening with these wrapped
Easter bunnies.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Jury and the Night the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Look behind the Curtain. Here on the Hidachey Breakfast yesterday
after the show, we're just chatting about what we might
do tomorrow, and we thought about bringing some Easter eggs,
as it was Easter. All of us love Easter eggs.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
We thought about the lost art of the scavenger hunt
and that many people around the country this week and
won't be able to do one because of the tropical cyclone.
We thought, how do we how do we bring that
to life via the medium of radio.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Then accidentally we started talking about the toilet cubicles here
at work, and somehow we married the two ideas together
of an Easter egg hunt and the toilet cubicles, with
a social experiment of putting an Easter egg inside of
the toilet cubicle.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Well, it did make us wonder what would deter someone
from picking up a free Easter egg, you know, like
if it was on the if it was on the
communal table in the office, you definitely pick that up, yep,
you know, if it was on your desk, you'd assume
it was for you, You would pick it up. If
it was on the floor of the office. Maybe if
it was on the floor of the toilet, though, Jerry,
would you pick it up?

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Yeah? And then our experiment extended into the idea of
maybe we should put one on the female and the
male toilets because maybe females are more likely to pick
it up or males are less likely to pick up
who knows. We put in exactly the same spot on
the ground and front of the toilet and the cubicle,
so you could definitely see it. Yes, but it was
in the wing zone, yes, like it's a kind of

(54:36):
place splash on. Yeah, that you would definitely get some
space back. If you're a male, probably not so much
of your female.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
And in that last song, Jurry, we've had a shocking development.
I think we need to get to another song, but
we have had someone pick one of the chocolate bars up.
Have an argument about it in your own cars, and
we'll be back to tell you who it was.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
After the Jerry and Midnight, the Hotarchy Breakfast been running
an experiment here. It en zed me where we got
some Easter eggs semester bunnies wrapped and we put them
in some toilets, one and them female toilet one and
the male toilet. Thought that it would be an interesting
experiment to see whether or not people picked them up,
whether or not people eat them, whether or not maybe

(55:16):
someone put them in the bin. Maybe it might show
the difference between what males and females do inside of toilets.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Min I, well, we actually went into the female toilets
to put them in. They we were very unimpressed with
what we found in there, but one of them has
been picked up and we have the culprits in the studio.
Please welcome from the Flavor Breakfast.

Speaker 8 (55:36):
Zira.

Speaker 10 (55:38):
Yeah, I thought it was really interesting because I thought
that actually one of the girls, maybe one of our producers,
was playing a little Easter egg hunt. You know, it's
Easter coming out. So I went into the bathroom and
I came back out and I said, Enna Ziah, I
want of you is doing the Easter egg hunt? The
hell did you guys want to leave this in a
toilet for us?

Speaker 1 (55:58):
What sort of sicko does an Easter egg hunt or
a toilet? I just like, what's the point?

Speaker 9 (56:02):
And also which which one of you weirdos went into
The girls.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Went in there, but we did poke our heads in
and it was disgusting.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
What curiosity does kill the cake?

Speaker 9 (56:15):
But I was I'm glad to hear that, Otherwise I
would have gone straight to hr think about that.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
So you went into the bathroom and then you found
the the funny funny rabbit, And then did you put
that up on the well toilet roll holder? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (56:30):
I moved it from the ground up because I actually
thought they could have slipped out of someone's pocket. I
know my phone has slipped into the toilet before, and
those exact toilets you peeked into from my.

Speaker 10 (56:44):
At the end of the day, I just want to know,
is this how you guys are rolling for Easter this weekend?
Because it's a really shit like you put one by
the toaster, one of the girls toil like, where are
you hiding?

Speaker 1 (56:55):
The other one? Another one in the male toilet, And
the other part of our experience, the other part of
our experiment is I've also put an export ultra. I
snuck an export ultra in there as well. And I'm
interested in whether or not someone would prepared to take
a beer out of a toilet?

Speaker 9 (57:13):
Is it open or closed?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
It's closed?

Speaker 10 (57:16):
Is it right for one hundred dollar note? Because I'll
walk into the men's bathroom for that.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Well, this is the thing I am going to be
interested to see. I mean, so far out of our experiment,
Females are more likely to pick up a Easter egg
wrapped Easter egg off the floor, Azara. You picked it
up off the floor and put it on the toilet
roll holder.

Speaker 9 (57:35):
Is it still sitting in the men's bathroom when you
lift it?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
It's still there. Men don't want to touch it. Men
won't touch it.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Why do you think?

Speaker 5 (57:43):
Well? This is this is?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
This is?

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Why is there? This is the question.

Speaker 10 (57:47):
Conscious board during this cycling.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
This is the thing.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
So do you guys want to You can have those
now if you want, I will.

Speaker 7 (57:58):
Actually have it.

Speaker 10 (57:59):
This is actually one of my favorite chocolates very much.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
People do like the pepper.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Didn't think it was a great character dangle. I thought
no one had picked it up because it's a gross flavor.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
But there you go.

Speaker 10 (58:09):
No, you see a lot of females like it because
they like them anty fresh breath, not the beer stinky breath.

Speaker 9 (58:13):
I think just us a lot about girls liking chocolate.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Possibly it does, Zarahka, Thank you very much, Guys and.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Happy put us on the podcast center to the Radio Awards.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Breakfast reporting from the male cubicle. The Easter egg is
still in there, wrapped on the floor, waiting to be
picked up, or maybe placed on the toilet roll holder,
or maybe on the systern, or maybe placed in someone's.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Mouth and then inevitably picked up. You know what I
find way grosser than the easter bunny thing is the
can of beer because you have to push put your
lips to the can of beer that you've placed in there.
You know, at least the bunny is wrapped, but the
can of beer is sort of naked, if you will.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
So far, what's our experiment proven? I was more likely
to lift something off the floor. I think there's a
reason for that, and that is because as female, you
don't think that the floor of the female toilets is
disgusting as the floor of the male toilets. Yeah, the
flora the male toilets.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Is worse, Yes, because it's miss yep often. Do you
want to address the allegations that there was a pungent
aroma coming out of the women's bathroom.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
I think we should let that when you go through
to the keeper. Let's just do this, Yeah, play and
we can move on, although we will keep you updated
on what's happening inside of the men's toilet.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Okay, do we need to put another egg back at there?

Speaker 1 (59:34):
They've taken it.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
I think we leave Sleeping Dog's Life.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Coming up eight thirty News headlines. Dead or Alive? The
game where we name five one armed people and you
have to tell us whether they I did or alive.
There's one hundred dollars up for grade for the winner
this morning. It's my favorite game of the week.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Jerry and Mini the hot Ikey breakfast Time.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Your latest news headlines. Signs of confidence returning to the
property market with a notable jump, and home loans in
the latter half of twenty twenty four, close to fifty
seven thousand loans were assued, a twenty one percent increase
on the first half of last year.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Okay, so more people buying houses. So that's it to
buyer's market, to buyers market, that's what they're saying has
been What hasn't always been?

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
No, it hasn't been for rases. Yeah, it definitely is now.
I saw yesterday although a lot of places West Coast
is going up, Tasman is going up in the last quarter,
Auckland down still.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Yeah, right to go and buy a house in Reefton.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Yeah. People are being warned to secure outdoor furniture min I, yes,
and clear drains and guns as turbulent weather makes its
way across the top of the country.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Yeah. I haven't secured my outdoor furniture. This is going
to be a problem. It's a big problem for me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Not only have you not secured it, but you told
your partner that you were going to secure it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
That's right. Didn't And I looked at it this morning
at five o'clock and I walked out the door and
I thought I should probably do that, and then you
did it, and then I'd and I walked out of
the house.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Have you seen an apology text of any form, Manya,
because that would get you. For me, I would appreciate
an apology text, so we'll get you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Out of the dog box apologizing or text you now.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
Well, no, if Manyah and I were, you know, together,
and mania had said I'm going to put the cover on,
and then he didn't do it, and I got up
and I was like, oh Manyah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Again, Well why again? Because he always.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Place does this kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
If it's not the dishwasher, if it's not the bathroom,
if it's not the toilet, s take, it's thegether, Manayah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
That is why you and Manora are not together. That's
the only reason. The International Olympic Committee has approved the
addition of a mixed team at golf event. Oh no today,
but the twenty twenty eight Los Angeles Games. Teams will
consist of one male, one female, a ten year old,

(01:01:54):
a six year old and a dog and they'll play
a thirty six whole on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah, what's the what does that show you? Once you
finished that competition, just chuck everyone in there. Who's the
best at golf? You know, don't ever think it just
have a putting competition or something of four ball Ambrose
long Drive. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Up next, diet Are Alive, the game where we name
five well known people and you have to tell us
whether they're dead or alive.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Sounds simple, but once that clock starts, it's very difficult.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Jerry and Minia the hold Ikey Breakfast, It's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Time to play. Tetter Alive is a game where we
name five well known people, you have to tell us
whether they are dead or alive, and there is one
hundred dollars up for grabs for the winner. We put
two people off against each other. Contestant number one this
morning is Darren from Hamilton. Good morning, Good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Thank you Darren. The note we have on you here
as you're from Hamilton, and underneath that it says measures window.
How big is the window?

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Yeah? I think I lost you. We lost you. Unfortunately, Darren,
your phone broke up. There is it? I think what
I was trying to get at it? It is it
the same window?

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
I think tropical cyclone TAM's dnehim dirty there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Hopefully Darren finds a place where we get reception and
we'll come back to him in a second. Nick from Auckland,
Good morning, welcome to the show. Hey, boys, have a
gone very good thanks Nick. It says here retail, Yes, yes,
the wonderful word of retailers.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
You know, what do you do when you're not retailing?

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
What am I doing?

Speaker 8 (01:03:36):
I'm not retailing, but a sports like playing golf, collect records,
go to the mate, jack and we'll trade.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Jeez, you really are and he has a handicap at
the moment.

Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
Nick, oh, mate, she's a bit worth the worst things
and beatings the last couple of years. So pretty light,
pretty high.

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Same here. What's favorite club? What's your favorite club at
the moment?

Speaker 8 (01:03:58):
My favorite club as in going out club or going
on the on the court club, golf club, golf club.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Okay, that's a good.

Speaker 8 (01:04:08):
I can't trust this up with the drive of boys.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
No, neither can I doesn't. It doesn't leave my car
most days.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
That's interesting. Now you know what they say They drive
for show, put for dough and you'll be playing for
one hundred bucks today. Interestingly, Darren our contestant from Hamilton
who measures window, he has dropped off, which means is
another spot now, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Give us a call right now. Eight hundred Harduck. If
you want to take Nick on head to head, get
someone online.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
One there, Good morning, welcome to the shows. Is Darren again? No,
this is royand good on you. Royan. What do you
do for job.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
Education in the waste area?

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Education in the waste area? Interesting? Minimize Okay, I've been
doing in the waste area, like you know, making people thinner,
not a nutrition.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
We've been doing a bit of education in the waste
area today about leaving East three in the bathroom, any hurt?

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
That's right, Rowan, you're going to be going up against Nick.
Can you test your buzzer out rowing what I say?

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
Roan?

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
And mat could you test your buzzer? Good? On your neck?
All right, let's get into it. Dead or alive? One
hundred dollars up for grabs. First to three New Zealand
broadcaster and former local body politician. Is Philip Sherry dead
or alive? Rowan?

Speaker 8 (01:05:33):
I reckon alive?

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
No, Rowin, he's dead. Yes, means that you get that point.
That's the way that it works.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Well, hang on, jer he still could have fumbled that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Actually we have had someone that got it wrong the
second time around once. All right, Number two, So one
to Nick regarded as a cinematic icon. The one of
the highest grossing actors in the world. Is Harrison fur
Good dear alive? Rowan alive? That's correct?

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
One or two. I think he's in a movie coming
out shortly anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Yes, President of France from nineteen ninety five to two
thousand and seven. Is Jacquescharak dead or alive?

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Nick?

Speaker 8 (01:06:21):
That's there? Alive?

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
No, he's dead, which means Rowan is up to two
and you are at one. So you need to buzz
in here if you want to keep it alive.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Is there a ghost in the back of someone's car
or is that the wind screen wiper?

Speaker 8 (01:06:35):
When writing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Huh question four? He played Benson on the TV sitcom
that ran from nineteen seventy nine to nineteen eighty six.
Is Robert Guillam dead or alive?

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Nick? I had to go first, Nick? What do you got?

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Is he dead?

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
He's dead.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
It comes down to this one, Ryan versus Neck. Who's
gonna buzz in first and take the plunge. New Zealand
pop singer and songwriter of cock Island's Descent. Is any
Crummer dead or alive? Rowan? Rowan? Congratulations? Rowan to get it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Oh what a whirl wornd of the last two minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Always thanks sportsman, sports personship not sportsmanshipman, I like you thought.
Sports personship always strong on dead or alive.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Great work round, congratulations one hundred dollars rich of that
and well done neck too.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Thanks for playing dead or alive head mate. Jerry and
the Night the Archy Breakfast been running an experiment all
morning this morning on the Hurdarcky Breakfast involves some Cabury
Dairy milk Easter bunnies bubbly Mint. They are inn wrappers. Oh,
bubbly mint, bubbling mint.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
I like the erro style once.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Yeah, bubbly mint.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Yeah, okay, and don't mind the bubbles.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
I've never seen them before. Brought them at the supermarket
yesterday mainly because they were the only history who I
could find that was wrapped.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Yeah, and you've decided to leave those on the well.
We decided to leave them on the floor of both
the men's and women's bathrooms here and see whether anyone
would pick them up. I had a couple of issues.
The first was is that a great character dangle a
mint flavored chocolate rabbit? Second was is there going to
be enough foot traffic to you know, find someone that's
going to be.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Going to go in and pick it up. Do you
think it would have had I mean, I would say
this has been a fail, this experiment, But would you
think it would have been more of a success if
we had to put a cream egg there? For example?

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Yes, I do. I think it was a better character dangle,
just just there's a by way of a wrap up.
No one picked up the one and the men's toilet No.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
And I placed another one, actually a rogue one on
in the cubicle number one up on the place where
you get the toilet roll. Yeah, unsanctioned, because I thought,
I know it was on sanction, but I thought this
would just be a little, i don't know, maybe a
treat for someone that was going into cubicle one, because
I thought the other problem with this experiment was the
fact that something not everyone likes to use that particularly cubicle.

(01:09:11):
What if you're a cubicle one user or a cubicle
two user out of habit, and then you don't have
that option of picking up an Easter egg off the
floor of that particularly cubicle.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
It was noted Jerry that you did not you chose
not to leave one in the accessible toilets of either
the men's or the women's bathrooms. It was noted, all right,
discriminatory behavior from you. Did they not deserve chocolate bars?
To Jerry? Apparently not?

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
No, Well, I put a beer can in that. I
thought I put an expert ultra in there. That's still
there too, which is interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
And then the only one that did get picked up
was out of the female toilets where and of course
it was always going to be these two I think
it was Kaylee and Azrea from Flavor Radio station which
is down the other end of the hallway. They share
a bathroom with us, well, not us, the station, and
then they picked them up. Yeah, And I think it
was always just going to be another punishing radio hose

(01:10:06):
from down the hallway, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
That's the thing. Oh, Because they're kind of public toilets,
you never know who's going to go under them. But anyway,
they were happy to eat them. Yeah. So what does
that say about anything? It says that if that men
don't like picking things up off the floor of bathrooms, women,
on the other hand, happy to zoe. Just to wrap
it all up, are.

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
We now going to put a little sign it's his
Happy Easter.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Yeah, I think we should.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
I've got a couple left here, yep.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Because there were six in the pack. It's the six
six bunny multi pack.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
One in each cubicle with a post it note saying
Happy Easter, and.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
I reckon they'll all get picked up free to a
good home. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Happy. Where did you get this from?

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
I got this from the toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Take it home for the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Yeah. So that was the fourth most popular podcast we
did all yet.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Yeah, and I think it was just because you got
to do a shock jock bag there. But a shock
jock work.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Maybe we need a bit more. We need to shock
a few more jocks in twenty twenty. Maybe maybe we
need more Easter eggs and twenty twenty, Oh, we definitely
need more Easter eggs uz they'll be out on supermarket
shelves shortly.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Yeah. How's your sunburn? Geez? You really obviously lay around
a lot. Maybe the I'm assuming by the type of
burn that you've got going on here that looks like
no sleep burn, so like you've gone out all night
obviously you then late in the summer next day. Yep,
the paws are open for whatever reason. Yeah, and that's
a deep that's a different type of burn.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
I know it's tough too, because I don't really get
some burns, so anytime I do this actually the first
time I've been sun burned since I was about fourteen
years old, So you know, it's a it's a doozy okay.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Yeah, but I.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Suppose you know, when you're in the tanning bed, all
you're out a picture.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
A field, up a base. That's the way to do it.

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