A Dog On The Glass Barbie - The Radio Highlights August 5

Today on the radio show, we start to look for New Zealand's Greatest Route thanks to Panhead’s new ‘Pickup' Hazy IPA, and there is a dog in Auckland that ate some meth and it didn't go too well... 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Packy.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Good morning everyone, It's Monday, the fifth of August twenty
twenty four. Big Welcome to those listening to the Matten
Jury Show on the Radio Highlights podcast whenever and wherever
you are listening, all those listening at home on your
home speakers, if m am the iHeartRadio app. We welcome
all comers. Jeremy's still away, so it's just Meddi and
MESHI in the morning.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Good morning, Meddi, how are you mate? How are you
on this Monday morning?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I tell you what It was a rough Waz performance
and then I feel like the Olympics haven't really gone
our way this weekend. No, you would have been filthy
at not seeing Zoe Hobbs on the ye.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
I was glad to see that she fell out. I
was also good to see our shot putters felt a
little bit short as well, poor Wolesh falling out with
a bit of a hip injury.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
And Schmitty Schmitty didn't make it through Dylan Smi on.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
The tramp the show, Schmitty, you'll be gutted as well.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
But yeah, anyway, all right, okay, then we've got a
great show if you do. We're looking for New Zealand's
greatest route. We've got a massive egg plant, We've got
Hailey spelled and to talk about Taskmaster in zied Oh
how good and your chance won five hundred dollars thanks
to Taskmaster en Zed. Season five starts tomorrow at seven
thirty pm on tv ZI two plus. Up next, let's

(01:33):
up the Olympics apart, just to have a look at
what happened over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
What's coming up The Mats and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
All right, so the Olympics, Twiggy, what's up? But Twiggy
got a silver That was something across the weekend. But
that was about It wasn't in terms of medals for us.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
What night was there? I can't even remember how this
weekend went.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Okay, yes that was Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
That was Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I stayed up to watch Twiggy. What's up in the
twig And now she's retired. But that's all we've really
added to the tally.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
I'm reading a headline here saying middleist stay in Paris
in all the kiwis the New Zealand heralds.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
So yeah, I suppose that sums that up.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
So Djokovic, let's go to people that aren't New Zealand's
Jokovic unsurprisingly has won the gold in tennis.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Sure, yep.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Sheffer has unsurprisingly won the gold and the golf yeah
before before them as well, not have run those events.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, exactly two events that does not need to be run.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
But that's all right. Yep. We've got Luca Jones and
Finn Butcher have both won their heats to advance to
the quarterfinals of the women's kayak cross tomorrow morning.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Okay, I don't even know where that event is routed.
Do you know anything about that event?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Kayak cross, kayaking? Sitting down? Yeah, we should do really
well with it.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Lauren Bruce has missed out in qualification for the top
twelve final of the women's hammer throw. He's finished twenty.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Unlucky, Lauren, Bless you vote.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Tom Saunders has finished thirteenth in race eight of the
Dinghy to seventh overall. Lewis Walton cam had a twelfth
and eighteenth, meaning he's fifteenth overall in the men's kite foiling, well,
kite foiling, and just Tina Kitchen is tenth in the woman's.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Oh same event, Yeah, tenth in the.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Justina Kitchen is tenth in the woman's.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
It's a great name, just in a kitchen, just in
the kitchen. Yeah, okay, is that a just in a kitchen?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Have you put that? Is it a joke? Justina kitchen? No? No, no,
it's not just in the kitchen. All right, she's a
kite foiler, which is very impressive. Okay, So New Zealand's
it's fifteenth on the medal table. Now China at number
one still, but the Americans snapping at the heels with
eighteen goals. Australia still doing phenomenally well with twelve goals,

(03:49):
number four. But I think we're being screwed in her capita,
aren't we buy some tiny nations getting getting gold just
behind us.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
You understand that Dominicus cured a gold at some point,
which puts down their average the average person per meddal
to about seventy eight thousand, and we're sitting at about
seven hundred thousand.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
So we've got some serious leg work.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
To do there. But all right, okay, I think we've
got some slalem canoes coming up that might get us
some medals.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Fingers crossed, all right, The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Have you seen Snoop Dogg at the Olympics. He is
the most upbeat human in the world. He's been at
the equestrian at the dressage and full full equestrian gear
with the job as there for me all come round
of a lot. Yeah, there we go. Here he is there, Yeah,
he's and you know he was. He's been turning up.
So he carried the Olympic torch through its final stages.

(04:41):
He appeared him and Martha stew Him and Martha Stewart
arrived at the wearing matching uniforms the other day, matching
outfits on a golf cart. You know Martha Stewart, the
I guess home, what would she be? She's she's a
National Treasurer in the United States, you know, like high Crafts.

(05:01):
They've recently done some ads together for But yeah, so
appearing with his friend lifestyle guru Marfa Stuart and immaculate
matching equestrian outfits, he said, I'm interested in the horses
and dance. I'm interested I'm interested in the horses that dance.
I want to give them some carrots and apples. So
it turned out with carrots and apples. He might be
the best of us, Snoop Dog. I'm realizing over time.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah, he's now become the United States of America's mascots. Really,
isn't he?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
As well?

Speaker 5 (05:26):
They just wheel them out there. He looks good in
front of every other nation. He won't embarrassed you too much,
will No, he's great. He will be really stoned the whole.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
Time that Jeremy Wells the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
It's six eighty two. Time for your radio headaching news
headlines with thanks Maddie.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Coast Guard is reminding boaties to take care on bars
after a boat capsized in Southlands, Riverton at the weekend,
killing three of five on board.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh that's good, that's a very good story.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Very sad UIs Vice President Kamala Harrison launching her Republicans
for Ours campaign as she looks to win over Republican
voters who are put off by Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
She will be getting precisely none of those, that's a
fair point. She will be getting not a single Republican
voter coming over to she has what she is, which
is very heavily democratic values. You know, she's very left,
doesn't she can?

Speaker 5 (06:22):
I just say also, I think she's going to be
a fantastic case study over the next couple of months
because she is going to throw the kitchen sink at
this thing and all for probably nothing. So I think
what these strategies that she comes up with over the
next could be quite interesting.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
She's a very strange human being when you see her talking.
Oh yeah, And once again you ask the question, is
that the best three hundred and fifty million people in
America can throw up? You know, everyone in America is
the best talkie you've ever met in entire life. Just
on the side of the street, anything happens, a fire,
they just put a microphone and someone and they just
have the best chat. But yeah, that's interesting. It's interesting.

(06:58):
Good luck America.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
And historic chapter of tennis at Roland Garris Novak Djokovic
has won his first Olympic singles title, defeating Carlos Alcarez
in straight sets, with both going to tie breaks. He
becomes the fifth player after these following names Graf Agacy, Nadal, Williams,
Serena to win the four majors and a game singles title.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Oh well there you go. Well, no surprises.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
There, fifteenth on the medal table. That's us.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Hey, when you listen to the song, yeah, look for
a chorus, see if you find one, and we all talk
after it again.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
It's the White Stripes.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
The White stripesio Matt Jerry Show with that Jerry this morning,
it's coming up to twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
My mind was blown the other day around that song
seven Nation Army, huge hit, you'll hear it at every
sporting event in the world, and yet has no chorus,
absolutely no chorus where a chorus and a song would
normally be, you know, the chorus being the bit where
you it's repeated a few times and you sing along.
Normally the peak of the song they got away music

(08:09):
break where they just play the riff they've been playing,
but louder, just.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
This simple roof, isn't it? The bom bum bum bum bum.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
You got the verse with them singing along and then
you must you must perform this in your your performances.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Every now and again. And like you say, people just
sing along to the d D DAN because there's what
else do you sing along to?

Speaker 7 (08:32):
You?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
They don't know the words the verses.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, so the white stripes just didn't bother to So
how does the RESQUI just didn't bother to write a chorus?

Speaker 4 (08:39):
So does it have a pre chorus? And then it drops?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
It just goes builds up and then it plays the roof?
Here is it next time around?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
So this is still verse? Still verse and then pre
chorus slash bread.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Out Ah, yes, of course, and this is where a
course or it doesn't just plays the rock louder.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Ah, there you go, And that would explain why so
many high school bands are playing this song is because
you don't require a vocalist to coming in the chorus
and hit some kind of high note.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
It's just the guy on the bass just go and
hammer and tongs.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah. Well, actually even no one on the bass.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Oh yeah, good point.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's played on a guitar. But there you go. All right,
there you go.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Here's a song I reckon, probably the most popular well
known song without a choruses Bohemian Rhapsody of the Chorus.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
No, it does not know, not really, it doesn't. It's
just got some bits, lots of bits. But yeah, alright,
there you go. Mine absolutely smoked out the back of
my head with that when I'm across the nation right now.
Thanks for sharing, Matt, that was incredible.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast New.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Zealand's Greatest Route with Panhead pick Up Hazy ip as
a new initiative on The Matting Gerry Brikfast Show. There's
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pick up and go. So when Panhead asked us to
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(10:19):
will find New Zealand's greatest route. With your help, We're
going to decide once and fall what is New Zealand's
greatest route, and at the end of the month we'll
grab our retro pickup truck and drive the winning route. Ah,
there'll be a truckload of root track. There'll be a
truck load. That's a hard scendence, that is, there'll be
a truckload of root chat over the next few weeks.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
So strap on and hang on, hang on. Just clarify
that reading there, I think you might have got something.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
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Speaker 4 (10:48):
Thank you, yep, all cheers to the new Panhead pick up.
Hazy Opa God, how good is this going to be?

Speaker 8 (10:53):
Well?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
What do you guys think of New zealand'scretest rout? For me,
it's the pig Root.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
You've always been a massive advocate for love the pig root.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
I mean, when you think of all the roots that
are down in that area, you'd have to go the
pig road is not the first that comes to mind.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Really, you're not for you, not for me. Lewis Pass,
Lewis Pass. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
You hit for the South, You've got Linda's Pass. Oh,
the Crown Range as well.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, the Crown Range is a good one.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Good of a nightmare? I'm thinking, though, how what's the one? God?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I'm forgetting it right now? That you hit over to
over to Mount Hut for Christ Yet? Which is that called?
That's called the Oh? I should know this and you
should know this. It'll be a pass though, I mean
Texas will know on three for eight three. Of course
you can sedesce yours by texting three for eight three
and your greatest route. We can give us a buzz
on eight hundred to hardeche you or send us a
talk back on the iHeartRadio app. I'll tell you what

(11:40):
this is going to be. Right and Jeremy Wells's wheelhouse
when he gets back. Oh sure, frecking loves a route?

Speaker 4 (11:47):
How long does the route have to be? Fellas?

Speaker 5 (11:49):
And I mean when it comes to driving, like, would
you take a road that's only about fifteen minutes long?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
So yeah, I don't know, that's a really good question.
I think it's got to be longer than that. Okay,
that could be that's just sort of a year. Yeah, No,
I think I think it has to be a significant
a significant travel distance between two key areas well.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
Already this person here on three for eight three Agent
eight four is using the new Hamilton Bypass.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
How good.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
See.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
I mean it's a lovely roote and it's an impressive
route and it's nice to drive, and it's nice to drive.
But we're accepting that it's short.

Speaker 7 (12:20):
Now.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
We'll accept that, won't we allow that?

Speaker 2 (12:22):
A friend of mine got very very excited on the
Walkworth Wounder when we were driving that about a month
ago because he's a massive fan of civil engineering. So
much dirt dugout and relocated throughout that route.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
This is the thing about a root is everyone's looking
for someone else, aren't they.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
You've got so many different ways to measure your route because,
like you'll mate there rut, he's looking for a little
bit of dirt, he's looking for a little bit of grime,
he's looking for a little bit.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Of infrastructure and his root. For me, I'm more view focused.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, Arthur's pass, yeah, price, Okay, take it now, there
is a There is a route.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Just after seven o'clock, as we do every Monday, we're
playing the Monday Moistening. You can have your sound three
four eight three one hundred Hadechi a song to juice
us up for another week, and beautiful out there, a
song that will improve productivity and positivity across across the nation.
This is the service we provide and I think it's
really helping Mesh.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
And with task Masters starting back this week as well.
Of course, let's have a chat to one of the
contestants today. I think it's only the right thing to do.
Let's catch up with I don't know, maybe Hailey Sprouse.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, why not catch up with Hailey Sprouse? Should we
do that.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah, let's do that. Let's we'll check to Chi Lane
a little bit later on as well.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Hailey sprout one live on the metten Jerry Show later on,
and you'll chance to win five hundred bucks thanks to
task Master in Zed season five, starting tomorrow at seven
thirty pm on TV and Z two and TV and
Z Plus.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
All Right, this is the Matten Jury Show.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Maten g.

Speaker 9 (13:52):
Mash presses Burtons with his hand for Maten.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Jer.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
And Jerry Show podcast, The Mat and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 10 (14:06):
It's not tun Cherry, it's Man Jerry the brad first
show that sun cherry. It's not tun Cherry. Up Baxas.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Good morning everyone, and welcome to the show. It's the
Mattenerry Brook Show without Jerry. He's still away laughing it
up in Chicago. Got some quiet spectacular pictures from the
VIPU era of lot of Paloozer, didn't we We did?
Indeed tworking I can actually work out what was happening
in that video.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
For a while, neither could I. I thought there was
some kind of fracas going.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
On, but it was a more sort of a sex act.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
It was quite a large six sect.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Probably can't really talk about it too much detail, but
maybe that's a podcast chat for later on.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, but he's not back this week, but he is
back next week. Coming up on the show. Would you
rather want a trip to for tudor Bathist or NRL
and we'll give you a chance to go on the
drawer as head g Lane do you and your chance
to win five hundred dollars thanks to task Mass New
Zealand coming up next week. Talk to Hailey Sprarow, but
right now because she's on Task Master season five. But

(15:10):
right now, what we do every Monday morning, we juice
you up for another week and beautiful alt. Just after
finishing his New Zealand toward Jimmy Barnes was hospitalized due
to unbearable hit pain will UGO a remedial procedure, leading
to this perstponement of his Australasian shows. Jimmy Barnes meent
to hospital after his needing concept last Wednesday. Has Australian

(15:33):
tour dates in August and September I postponed till his recovery.
The sixty nine year old rock star who recently had
heart surgery. As short fans, he aims for a full
recovery within six weeks, thanking them for their understanding despite
their inconvenience. Cause, so we thought we'd juice you up
with this little number, The Monday Moistner, A real wounded

(15:53):
of a song, juicing you up for another week in
this beautiful country of ours. Ah yeah eighty five from
the album for the Working class Man. What a tune
sing along in your car.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
This is going to get me fizzed up.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Oh yeah, Jimmy, get well soon, friend of the show.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Week class Man.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
That is Monday Moistner for this Monday.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah interesting eighty five. That song came out. Triple M
voted that the third most ossiest song of all time,
I mean third, yeah, third? What else was in there?

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (16:38):
What was?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
What was number one? Cold Chisel Casan was the number
one most aussy song all time record. Its Trouble in.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
So Barnesy is one and three. That's incredible for Morning Scotland.
I can't believe Men at Work down Under only came in.

Speaker 11 (16:56):
At to far.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
It feels like a bline, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Great Southern Land by ice House into the show Fiber Davies.
What's the fourth well, a CDC only coming. It's a
long way at five, I.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Had some great Ozzy tunes.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
That's got it's got bagpipes in it. I mean, listen
to that. So you've got a Scott at one and
three in bagpipes at five you're the voice by Fanzie bagpipe.
Do you know the song Ganga Jan Ganga Jan?

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I've never heard of Ganga Jan Ganga.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Jang were sounds of then the seventh a c DC
thunderstruck monight or bids are Burning?

Speaker 4 (17:47):
You're gay?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
So what would be the most key weiest songs of
all time? You know, like in that same vein if that, Yeah,
that's gotta be in the conversation.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
I feel like this might be in the conversation. I
also feel like this might be in the conversation here.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh yeah, that'd be in the conversation as keep you
keep this simple time, although interestingly singing about how drunk
Australians got at Dudes gigs in Sydney.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Yes, well, what about this one? Then?

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Definitely in the conversation.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Right up there?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Not many if any?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Sure, let me get that up really quickly.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
That would be in the most kiwi songs of all time?
Will it.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Most times you go to any sports stadiums around the world,
they check on Slice of Heaven as well. It's almost
like Slice of Heavens.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Slice and Heaven's definitely in the conversation as well.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well guess what we're not looking into
that today. This just in a side We're not doing
the four Pillows of the Kiwi Songs of All Time.
It's just a little bit of a side there. Then
Matt and Jerry Show podcast, So Taskmaster in New Zealand
seven Sorry tasks. Task Master in New Zealand Season five

(19:00):
starts tomorrow seven thirty pm on TV and ZED two
and on TV and Z Plus and every day for
the next two weeks. We've got five hundred dollars to
give away. We'll tell you more about that later, but
in the meantime, in the studio right now live is
one of the contestants on Taskmaster, Hailey sprou Hailey. Who
else can we expect to see on task Master this year?

Speaker 7 (19:21):
It's me, It's Abbie Howell's, it's Benjamin Hurley, it's Torfing
of Fibula and it's Tom sain Spry.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
So there's a lot of friends of the met and
Jury Show on. Yeah, and also Jeremy Wells of course,
who's a member of the metten Jury Show, but he's
currently lapping it up in Chicago.

Speaker 11 (19:37):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (19:37):
And Elitas fashions his little sidekick, Yeah, who does.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
All the work. People don't know that really all of that. Yeah,
so they think there's a task master, but their system
is actually it's actually the assistance show really is one percent.

Speaker 7 (19:49):
I thought this all the time when I was filming,
that Paul is just works little too. Are we just
going to rock in it and out?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
And yeah, of course you're out at the mansion shooting
the bits with Paul, and he's there all day, every
day shooting the bits, and then Jury just turns up
to the studio regain. Yeah. How was it when you
first got on set and saw your first cut together
task as opposed to your expectations alone?

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, horrendous.

Speaker 7 (20:12):
Do you know we actually all all five of us
in the cast or because I don't know if this
is public knowledge, but I'm sure it's not a secret.
Tall Finger was unwealt, so he was unable to do
the studio side of it, and so we had past
contestants including some weird nobody.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:27):
I was in there on you fighting the fight yeah yeah,
and it's sitting in for tall finger yeah and so
but anyway, we had this chat going of the whole
cast afterwards, and after that first day we all had
a full mental breakdown.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh did you Yeah?

Speaker 7 (20:41):
Ben was like I was too mean. Abby was like
the audience hates me. I was like, who the hell
is that?

Speaker 11 (20:47):
That doesn't even look like me.

Speaker 7 (20:48):
Tom was like I'm just being silent and I'm not
saying anything. We were all just like, well, this is terrible.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Well I was on season two of Taskmaster and we
still run the five Friends WhatsApp chat and still communicate,
so that be with you for a long time.

Speaker 7 (21:01):
This week group, though, it was sort of somewhat of
legend for the tightness, for the tightness, you guys really
fell in love.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah we did. Actually yeah, where it was like I.

Speaker 11 (21:09):
Already knew these heads quite well beforehand, because.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
It's an experience, isn't it. Because I'm by yourself, you're
out there, you go through all the stuff, and then
you have to watch it together with these people and
then kind of rip each other a new one, I.

Speaker 11 (21:20):
Know, and then you're like, I could have done it
so much better. In my head.

Speaker 7 (21:23):
The whole time, all of us, I think we're like, hey, Hayley,
feel free to chuck in some you know, comedy.

Speaker 11 (21:28):
At some point, what are you doing?

Speaker 7 (21:29):
You're taking it so seriously, and you do you reflect
on it because in the moment, you just get no clothes,
no bloody help, no one talks to you. It's all
very secretive, and you go on panic on camera for
a while and come back in your little room and
have a mental meltdown and then watch it back.

Speaker 11 (21:44):
I also was filled with regret.

Speaker 7 (21:45):
About my outfit choice because they let you kind of choose,
like what you want to wear, and I was like,
oh man, I'm going to wear a jumpsuit and I
want it to be tighte what. It's filmed in summer
so hot, Like most of the time I was looking
back at the footage being like, she's so dripping wet,
it's almost distracting from any other content, like just dripping,
and then too like, God, that's tight, isn't it. And

(22:08):
it was so unhelpful because you actually end up peeling
off your clothes a remarkable amount and task Master they'll
be like, ot this thing, and you're.

Speaker 11 (22:15):
Like clothes off.

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I ended up nede twice.

Speaker 11 (22:18):
Yeah, I think task I ripped my shirt open and
they were like whoa.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, because if you don't have an idea and you're struggling,
you go, well, maybe I'll get through this place. Yeah,
it's taking my clothes off. I end up having a
bath with with little Paul, little Paul who's about a
foot taller than me.

Speaker 8 (22:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (22:35):
But and here's here's a little energy.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah. But how are you feeling, so you've you've you've
seen it all obviously not going to give it away
where you've seen it all, sitting and set it. Yeah, No,
I must be feeling because what I saw of you
when I was on a couple of episodes sitting in
I feel you are very funny.

Speaker 8 (22:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (22:52):
I really enjoyed it, And I don't know, I'm not
being quiet about the fact that I really wanted to
get task Master. I really had to be in it,
and I feel like lots of comedians in the industry
like that's the job that we all wanted, and me
and Earley the year before were like, it's kind of
ticking on that we haven't been in it.

Speaker 11 (23:09):
And actually I'm just feeling I start to fee a
little bit offending.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah, and they're putting like shock jocks like me in.

Speaker 11 (23:15):
Season two, it's like, are you kidding me? Yeah, I'm
I'm excited.

Speaker 7 (23:19):
I feel really happy with it once I got over
that first initial shock of watching it back and feeling like,
you know, unfunny and deflated, and then now I was
just like, what an experience of a lifetime.

Speaker 11 (23:27):
I loved it.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Well. I think that you were very good and congratulations
on the amount I saw. I probably saw about six
of your tasks, maybe more, and they were bloody good.
Thank you for congratulations, absolute blast cool. It's a great show.
Looking forward to seeing you on the show. Thank you.
And if you want to win five hundred dollars thanks
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(23:51):
season five starts tomorrow seven thirty pm on TV and
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Speaker 6 (23:57):
Plus Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
It is seven twenty nine. Time for your Radiohodache News
Headlines with.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Thanks Maddie. At least ten police officers have been hurt.
In the UK, where riots continue almost a week after
a stamp a stabbing rampage at a dance class that
killed three girls, a record demand has seen Kids Can
launch an urgent appeal for donations. More than ten thousand
children are on the charities Waitless needing help with food,
shoes and clothing. And Canterbury have beaten Canberra twenty two

(24:36):
eighteen to complete round twenty two of the NRL. The
Bulldogs are fifth on the table with twenty eight points.
The Raiders are tenth with twenty four the Warriors thirteenth
with twenty one. Five rounds remain.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Okay, last week, rud you did your rudimentry math and
you said that the Warriors could still drop one and
potentially get into the top eight. You've lost the faith.
You can see it in your eyes that you don't
think it's possible. Now, well, you think it's mathematically possible,
but what you saw at Gohard Stadium suggest that it
might not be physically possible.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, they played the worst team they're going to play
in the last five games they've got, right, and they
were absolutely terrible against them. Gives me no faith that
they can win all four of the Mathematically, yes, if
they win their last four games and other results go
their way, they can still make it into eight slot. However,
the Dragons beat the Storm over the weekend, which probably
puts paid to the warriors chances.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
Oh, I didn't realize that because I received a text
from ACC commentator and die Hard fan Die Henwood yesterday
and he said that he's readone his maths and this
is what he said. He said, I think thirty points
will be enough for the eight. Now, Ruda, it does
this check out with your maths? What that gives us
a chance? If we win four from four, yeah, which
is how many games, of course we have remaining, we could.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Also finish sixteenth though if things don't go out.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Well. There was some talk on the weekend that it
was a crossing of the streams of curses and maybe
this will help us and going forward because this won't
happen again. So there was three curses in operation and
they were all sort of ACC based. Okay, first curse
g Lane was at the game. The Grim Reaper of
Sport was at the game right thanks, And that curse

(26:15):
is hard to fully understand that normally around him traveling
to another town to see a team player. But yeah, okay,
so there was a mile curse there. There was also
the penon Wars there. Me and Matt Gibb were there
on the Red Wines. That was Cursey and also Kesey
was doing the commentary on the So you don't think
it was a crossing of the streams of the curses

(26:36):
that might have caused this and going forward that won't
happen again. So maybe we can do four from four.
Well a buy at the end.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
What we need is the pantsman Joel Harrison back on
the commentary.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Well, he's off on holiday, isn't he.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
I need you to stay off the Red Wines when
it comes to wires games.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
God, I should have stayed off the mon.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Friday The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I want to talk about a major is you across
this nation of ours and it's having too much freaking stuff,
so much stuff. I went to the dump twice on
the weekends, and this is not long after I've previously
been to the dump when I've moved into my current house.
I moved out of the last one and there was
a whole skip of rubbish and then somehow the cramp

(27:21):
just grows and grows and you go into the dump again.
So much money spent on it.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
I relate to this so heavily, by the way, I've
just had a move, and I feel the exact same
way as just the stuff. This stuff that you accumulate
as next level.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
It's disgusting and it's stuff that's not even worth giving away.
It just has to go to the dump. And that's
on top of all the stuff that you put in
the recycling bin every week and how often you take
rubbish down from the kitchen to the fins. In the
book Sapiens by Yavo Noah Harare, he you talked about
we're evolved and for ninety nine point nine percent of

(27:56):
the history of humanity, we've only had as much stuff
as we can carry on our back because we were nomadic,
right right, Okay, So you if you if you own something,
it had to be frickin important because you get to
carry in your back. You're not going to have an
ear fryer because you're gonna have to carry it on
your back, you know what I mean. You're not going
to have four thousand wine glasses if you have to
carry it on your back.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Tomorrow, you know, So has this made you want to
change anything in your life? Is this the idea of
this conversation? And you're thinking, you know what, maybe a
more minimalist approach to the ward's life might be something
that you should have thought. I was doing that after
the La interesting catastrophe. But where does it come from?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
All the absolute crap that you need?

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Why is it always a bean bag as well? That's
why I'm always struggling with you.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Get another bean bag right now. Don't buy a bean
bag because that is immediately go into the duk.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
What's worse is when you have had a bean bag
and you've got rid of the bean bag because it
had a hole in it, and then you find that
you've actually dident kept two bags of beans and you've.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Just kept it.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
What is the point You don't have a bean bag anymore?
So how is your house looking now, Maddie?

Speaker 4 (28:55):
You're all clean?

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Ready to go for another couple of weeks before you
have to go to the dump again. You know there's
still more crap than these go No, what is going on?

Speaker 1 (29:01):
There's another part to this as well, as I bought
a new car not so long ago, a few years ago,
And initially I said to the kids, no eating in
the car. And then there's also a deterioration and how
much you care about a car over time? Because I
just I just put the seats down in the back
of this car that I cared about so much, and
just hifted all the rubbish in there and took it
to the the dump and the cart, scratching up the upholstery.

(29:23):
I didn't care.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
And if what if you go back, how long ago
did you buy that car? Ten years ago?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
M probably four years ago, four or five years ago?

Speaker 4 (29:28):
That was that was your dream car.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
It was my dream car.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
It was everything you've ever wanted, a more, a lot
like my two thousand and two fold focus. When I
first picked up off Joe Jerry, the member of the SEC,
and I spent fifteen hundred bucks on that BA it
was a lot.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
It was my dream car.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, And now you're right, it just you might as
well just go to the damp and like shove your
car and reverse and dump the car, like let the
car just pop into the refuse transmitter.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
So what have we learned here?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Have we learned that we just need to have less stuff,
less crap? Ask yourself when you're about to buy the
next thing. Is this thing I'm buying absolute crap? Yes
at the time, and the answer is yes.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
The answer is yes than that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
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(30:27):
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truck and drive the winning road.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Okay, So look, the tics have been coming in thurk
and fast all morning. You can get in touch via
a three for three of course, or give us a
buzz one. You'll send us a talkback via the talkback
function on your iHeartRadio app. But my god, keep it
above board please, as all I'll say, let's focus on the.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Real roots hard to beat a trip down Thompson's track
to avoid some punishing traffic State hiwai Wan on a
long weekend. A lads, A lads, tucker tahuacka hill, good
rude god as good as the Haka pass up Richie's
back door.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Oh so I'm not familiar with that pass. So that's
just up Richie's back door, there is it?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I think?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
So I can be confused by that there. I mean,
I've been talking a lot about State Highway eighty five
between Palmerston and rand fairly yeah, colloquially known as the Piggaroot.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Now a lot of people are sitting in votes from
Auckland to Torong. Now there's just a couple of ways
to get from Auckland to Totang, Or isn't There's obviously
usually fang it down on State higwai Wan and then
you turn in at some point to go Inland. But
I don't know at what point these people are voting for.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
You know what I mean? Yeah, South State Highway six
between Harston Wonaka South Island.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Yeah, sure, great route some say has passed is one
of the.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Most beautiful roads in New Zealand. A great route, isn't
just about beauty. That's shallow.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Now for this person who's voting for the line Side
Road in between Kyle Poi and Aragora, which is the
fifteen minute trip, that it's the straightest road you'll ever see.
You matter, you've never had the privilege of driving Line
Side Road. I'm not sure if that will be a
ward of New Zealand's Greatest Route. And since we do
have to end up driving.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
New Zealand's Greatest Route, that would be one of the
quocker drives that we've done.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah, like what does it count?

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Like?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
I think to be a route, it has to be
one hundred k I has to be open road Lincoln.
It can't be down George Street between the Octagon and
the Rob roy Dery, I mean great.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Roots, I get it. It just can't be this route,
can it. It can't be New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
You can go that way anymore. Oh, I could have
to be the other way? Is just one way street now,
is it? Or what is a great route in France?

Speaker 5 (32:32):
And France ever, So you do have to be very
careful about these ticks that are coming through because there's
a lot of you.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Usually about the second half of the text, things get
a little bit herey Well.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
For instance, one of my favorite routes is twelve minutes
long and it's between way He and Wayhee Beach, and
it's got a real smell of nostalgia for me. It
reminds me of a time when I was growing up.
Reminds me of time when.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
I was first allowed to use the car. I was
allowed to drive from the beach back to way.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
The bit of a sentimental route.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yeah, that's lovely.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Every now and again I go back on that route
and I just remember the good times because you know,
there's never any traffic on that as well. You never
get held out. You were talking Mashy about Auckland to Toaduger.
I drive, I absolutely hate because usually the first hour
of it is spent stuck in traffic going on and
I am blowing out here.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Someone says East Coast bas Road, Saint State Hallway thirty
five Fromani to Gisbone.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
I got that coming and thicker and faster than we
can read them.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
It's a eedn Central through Milton and Lawrence.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Last one's a good Well, there you go.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
They votes coming in for the trip from Christi to
co Cotta as well. Yeah, that's a beautiful route to
Needing to share Point. Well, it's all shares to the
new Panhead pick up hazy Ipa. What do you think
is New Zealand's greatest route? Text us call us on
under herdeck. You'll send us a talkback on the iHeart
radio app. Cheers to Panhead pick up Hazy Ipa.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Then that and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Without Jury this week and we're smack bang in the
middle of talking about roots many.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, that's right, we're looking for New Zealand's greatest street
with pan he'd pick up hazy Ipa. So many coming
through the West Coast Road from Graymouth, Boy, that's just
so many just came through that. The one I was
about to read out just jumped down.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
From Greymouth to Wistport, through Barrytown and Punakaki.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Yeah, it's a great route. Yes, there's punterk Sorry, Yeah,
that is a great route.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
The Devil Staircase, Kingston to Frankton. That's a bittiful right. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
I have to say, Madie, I can't believe the meta
votes that are coming through for your beloved pig Root Tago.
I can't say I've ever driven.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
The pig group.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Now state Highway eighty five.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
You have never done the Pig Group.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, I'd love to do it Manchester Street and christ Church. No,
that's not going to count that one.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
It's just if your time that at the right time.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Apparently slamming both ends of the Rimataka Road will get
you going.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Okay, we might have to shut down that then for
another day.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I think Southern Scenic Route from Kaka Point to in
the Castle.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Oh, that's actually a good.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
All right, coming up after day o'clock, Maddie, let's have
a check to g Lane about the weekends of fears.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, that's right. And also your chance to win five
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and one three four eight seven two A big to
the show. To those listening on the Radio Highlights podcast
if M a M home speakers or your iheartradioup great
devil come as So the one hundred meters men's final
has just taken place, and freakin crazy, let's have a listen.

Speaker 12 (36:18):
They gone away first time and it wore sluggers from
Noah Lyles down here in lane seven.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
But now he gets into his work. Sevilla's going well.

Speaker 12 (36:25):
Lyles is going well over and three though it's Thompson.
They hit the line in ninety seven eight and Keith
Shane Thompson, I think got there? Is it the Jamaican
who is an Olympic champion. Noah Lyles was slow out
of the blocks. He hasn't got there. I'm almost certain
keyth Shane Thompson has won this. They wait for confirmation

(36:47):
on the big screen. It's still to come into photo
finish across seven runners. But I'm almost certain Keith Shane
Thompson has won this.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
No, no, no, but no.

Speaker 12 (36:59):
The prophecy is fulfilled Noah's ark of domination reaches a
new peak.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
The world champion is now So there you go nine
point seven nine Noah Lyles and you've got Shane Thompson
nine point seven nine. So the exact same nine point
seven but the photo finish gives it to Noah Lyles
from the United States. Insane. Insane, So nine point seven nine.

(37:29):
Third place is nine point eight one, as is fourth place.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
God, it's the greatest race of all, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
That's that top sevens separated by point to zero nine seconds.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
It's crazy, the difference between it being a gold medalist
and it's literally not a one hundred of a second.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
The Mat and Jerry Show concast Big Welcome to the
show g Lane.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
How fast can you run one hundred meters G Lane?

Speaker 13 (37:53):
As fast as I need?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Well, if you were going to win gold, you'd have
had to run it in one point eight seven seconds,
but you might not even win because Noah Lyles were
in it nine point eight seven And so Takeishen Thompson
from Jamaica. But Noahlyles wins, Yes, even though it's exact same, exact,
same speed.

Speaker 13 (38:14):
Well they how did they work that out?

Speaker 8 (38:15):
Him?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
I've just been looking it up, like because it is
it your nose? Is it the photograph? Because the Jamaican
looks like his foot has slightly ahead. I mean, how
do you differentiate someone from nine point seven nine to
nine point seven nine. I mean you came third with
nine point eight one, which is hard enough to differentiate
between a alone getting the exact same speed.

Speaker 13 (38:37):
Well, look, a better sports commentator would probably know, but
I think it is there something to do with the
rest of the body mass or something. Yeah, it's something
to do with the torso right to that's yeah, the
tors It's all about the tour.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
So okay, Noles took.

Speaker 13 (38:56):
That out, which is good actually because I had a
bit of money on him.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
So that's good that Nia Larles has a great torso?
Is that they sort of go OHO's got the bit
of w Reg.

Speaker 13 (39:04):
Yeah, way better WG No Larles. He's famously the sprinter
who see it about the NBA when the when the
NBA finals are on, they're celebrating the World champions and
he said the World champions of what America and all
the NBA will kick teed off on him. So he yeah,
a nice hated man in NBA.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
But he's a controversial figure. A lot of Americans were
rooting against him, but he's he's won it now, so
I think they'll all get on on on board. So
g Lane, the Warrior's Curse, curse streams crossed like Ghostbusters.
There was Keysy commentating, there was Pino Wars members there,

(39:44):
and grim Lane was at the ground as well.

Speaker 13 (39:47):
Yeah, there's the odds were stacked against them really right
from the start.

Speaker 8 (39:51):
They were playing like a cellar dweller and the Eels
and all three curses combined like like star on I
or later focus on Gohard Stadium.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
And we did it.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
We did it.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Got a oh mighty that was That was a squib
of a game. Yeah, not that I really observed it.

Speaker 9 (40:12):
No, neither did I.

Speaker 13 (40:13):
Actually after the half, about half time, I've completely give
it up.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Hey, Gelane, what about what about across in Paris?

Speaker 10 (40:19):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (40:19):
We've just had a middle of this evening in Gaye Perry,
so we're starting to fear the worst.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Are we going to get any more medals New Zealand?
And where are they going to come from?

Speaker 8 (40:27):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (40:27):
Hey, hey, we've got sitting down going forward coming.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
I still got sitting down going Ford Okay, that's kayaking
and the cycling and the end or in the vlodrome.

Speaker 13 (40:35):
We always do pretty well sitting there.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
And going forward.

Speaker 13 (40:37):
This time, hey, I go bone de pick to bone
to pick with the Caribbean. Firstly Saint Lucia, Okay, they
won one hundred woman one hundred meters and also Dominican
Republic who won the triple jump. And it's completely and
utterly twanged our per capita.

Speaker 12 (40:54):
Yeah, huge issues.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
We can't allow these nations with less population than us
to be doing better than us.

Speaker 13 (40:59):
This it is and the triple jump, I mean she
won't even have a track, and the Dominican Republic I
didn't even have a running track and she still managed
to win gold. So yeah, we're fully twanged on the
per capita. It's a shock her. I'm out, I'm done,
I'm switching off.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
How did your hunch go over the weekend? Terrible? Terrible?

Speaker 13 (41:21):
I got two of us a sheck, but d w
Z let me down on the first second, third try
scorer by scoring zero, So that was a bit of
a bummer actually, but hey, one more week of the Olympics.
You've got to love it.

Speaker 8 (41:32):
You wake out, you watch a couple of hours, you
go home, You're watch another five hours, but I must sit, Mack.

Speaker 13 (41:37):
We've got a bit of olymp deck at the moment,
and I'm hoping for some gold this week.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Yeah. I stayed up to watching a twig and she
got silver. That was something, but I would have preferred gold.
There we've got Schmiddy didn't go well on the tramp off.

Speaker 13 (41:49):
He don't think I double bounced him, fell through the spring.
I thought that only happened to me.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
And then our sprinter Zowe Hobbes as well, just didn't
have what it took to get through to the finals.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
So make the final. So anyway, you're right. It has
been a bit of a lobby following here on Instagram.

Speaker 8 (42:06):
People.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah, thanks d Lane.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
All right, then okay and Mason Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
So the one hundred meters final has just taken place
in Paris, and let's listen to it.

Speaker 12 (42:22):
They gone away first time and it was sluggers from
Noah Lyles down here in lane seven. But now he
gets into his work. Sevilla's going well, Lyles is going
well over and three though it's Thompson. They hit the
line in ninety seven, eight and Keith Shane Thompson, I
think got there?

Speaker 10 (42:39):
Is it?

Speaker 12 (42:39):
The Jamaican who is an Olympic champion, Noah Lyles was
slow out of the blocks. He hasn't got there. I'm
almost certain keyth Shane Thompson has won this. They wait
for confirmation on the big screen. It's still to come
into photo finish across seven runners, but I'm almost certain
keyth Shane Thompson has won this. But no, the prophecy

(43:04):
is fulfilled. Noah's ark of domination reaches a new peak.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Well there you go. So nine points seven nine was
the time for Noah Lyles, as was the time for
Key Shane Thompson nine point seven nine. And you're watching
that and you're going, well, how do they decide exactly
who wins? I mean, you've got Jason Pine there, who's
absolutely confident even though it's nine point seven nine, nine
points seven nine that Key Shane Thompson's won, he hadn't.

(43:31):
And if you look at the picture, it looks like
the Jamaican Thompson's foot is over the line before Lyles
from the United States is over the line. And it is,
But that is not how you determine it. Is it RUDA. No,
so it says here this is according to ia W frules.
They sound like an official organization. That's why I said it.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
The winner is determined by the first athlete who's torso
so not including limbs, head or neck over the nearer
edge of the finish line. If you think about like
a cricket boundary, and if it hits the edge that's
on the field, then that's a four or sex or
whatever it is. So it's the front of that finish line.
And as we're looking at that picture here, you can

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see the Jamaican's foot is in front of the actual winner.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
So at nine point seven nine, it really comes down
to where you are in your stride. Oh man, doesn't it?
And yeah, so Noel Lyles is leaning forward with his
chest out, isn't he?

Speaker 5 (44:28):
So is that the entire grid that we can see there?
Is that all races involved in that photo? So wow,
So everyone is within about a meter of each other
there on the finish line. Yeah, everyone is basically in
the photo. Finish rhenomenal, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
But how punishing for Kashane Thompson nine point seven nine,
so doesn't get gold. The guy that does get gold
is also nine point seven nine seconds. I mean the
idea that you were close to being an Olympic gold medalist.
You couldn't get much closer. And in third it's nine
point eight one. Oh man, it's the most insane sporting event.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
I freaking love it than that.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
And Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Hey, so we've heard of cocaine bears in Georgia. There
was an old movie you made about it. What about
meth dogs in Auckland City, it's happened. A dog owner
is warning others about walking their dogs through central Auckland
after her pet fell sick due to ingesting myth and fetamine.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Well, don't give it to your dog. Didn your helmet?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Last Thursday, I don't think Victoria Spence was working walking Flour,
a three year old seven kg it's a little dog,
Norwich Terror, on their usual route through Gray's Ab. Upon
her turning home, the beloved poach quickly started acting strangely.
She wished pacing and whining and crying and growling forgive me.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
I didn't realize the owner didn't actually give it to
the dog.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
She was really hyperactive and frightened and didn't seem to
know who we were. Like really tripping balls. Oh okay,
it's Victoria Flur quick he deteriorated and spent rang the
vet who advised her to bring the dog in straight away.
As soon as they saw her. They said it looked
like a human drug reaction. This was a massive neurological change.

(46:11):
It wasn't until Fleur was transferred to a specialist whereas
drugs test was conducted and it was confirmed that ingested
She in ingested bloody myth. Poor Fleur.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
So how's flu doing now? Before we continued to talk
about this.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
She As of Saturday morning, Fleur was still testing possitive
for myth and under sedation. The drug was expected to
be in her system for seventy two hours.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Was she up all night?

Speaker 1 (46:32):
She would have been up all night. They hadn't given
her down as as well. I mean, she's only seven.
Kilogron said she wanted to alert other dog owners who
walk their pets in the area and to raise awareness
of the rising use of myth andmphetamine. Boy, the person
that dropped it probably wasn't very happy. No, I couldn't
believe it when they told me it was math. It's
really sad that this sort of thing is happening and

(46:54):
what should be a thriving city suburban community, a really
young flur Is is expected to make a full recovery.
But I thank god, if you think about it, we've
had this because there was sharks on cocaine on the
show just off the coast of Brazilian that's right, Brazil
last week.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Because everyone's doing so much cocaine over there that weighing
it out right, and it's going into the.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Ocean and then yeah, into the water, and the sharks
are getting pretty hyped up.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
So is that what maybe is happening on Queen Street
that people glass barbie enthusiasts may be taking away on
the sidewalk and flur and starts looking it up, or
has flur found themselves actually quite a straight.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Well as Flur sparked up the little glass barbecue with
a with a little lighter, a cute little lighter and
the around.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Yeah, I would pay money.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
There would be a lot. That would be a lot
to expect the flur king.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Is this dog's only seven kilo Norwich Terrier And I'm
wondering what would happen if I don't know forty kilo pitbull.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Animals. I would not like to experience on myth include magpies.
It would not be a fan of a magpie on messed.
Not even a seagull on myths. Actually, not even a
cat on myth.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Why actually birds in general, cats awful as well. Yeah,
good point.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Yeah. Anyway, thoughts and prayers to Flur and best of
luck with that recovery after sparking up a little glass
barbecue there.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
Mattie Jeremy Wells The Madame Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
That's eight thirty one time for your radio. Heidecking News
headlines with Ruda, Thanks Maddie. A security guard remains in
hospital after being hid in the head with a hammer
during a botched robbery at tempt at a jewelry store
in Auckland's Mount Roscolle. That's freaking grim, isn't it. I
was actually looking at some security workers at jewelry stores
in the weekend, just thinking about them. Actuallygue, I was

(48:44):
having some sushi and I thought, you're standing around a
lot of the time doing nothing, being quite bored, and
then there'd be horrific moments of terror. But quite an
intense job, isn't it. You'd have to have a massive
lack of empathy for other human beings to rob a
jewlryst or wouldn't you like that?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
They're probably also really there is a because surely they're
instructed that if you know, if you do have a
whole heap of burglars come in, you've just got to
sort of stand aside and let it happen because unless
they've unless they've got a weapon, Yeah, what I can do?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Yeah, well this person's been help with a hammer. Freaking horrible.

Speaker 8 (49:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
National's leader says work to make the party more representative
as ongoing. Chris Luxon wants the party to attract more women.
I want every party I go to to a treat
more women.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
I'm running a lot of snake pets, a lot of
cockpits going on and the partying I'm involved.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
So is what he's saying A message sausage fist over
there at the National Party at the moment, he's looking
to get a few more women involved.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
If Chris Luckson works out a way to get more
women to come to parties, then I want to hear those.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
What my university flat would have not been for you, fellow, say,
those Island Road parties that we were hosting while we
were also running into a similar problem. We were trying
to attract some more women and it's not as easy
as you think, Chris, So good luck with that. And
how does Amanda Luxeon feel about that? It's also good Christian,
so find out lady.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
And American Noah Lyles has won the men's one hundred
meters and nine point seven nine seconds, a photo finish,
going to a thousandth of a second man. Meanwhile, swimming
practice in the River sen has been canceled on the
eve of their mixed relay triathlon due to ongoing sanitation.

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I was talking.

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I'm gonna be honest, Dave, I was laughing from the
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Speaker 4 (52:37):
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Speaker 1 (52:40):
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Speaker 5 (53:55):
Right across the show, we've been talking about this and
plenty of ticks have been rolling in. I'm going to
just check a couple of yeah fellas, Ruder Maddie and
you can let me know what you think road to
it's pretty good. Oh yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. It
takes a long time, though, it is so much longer
than you never expect. I think there needs to be
some kind of warning sign when you're driving up to Caperiana,
saying hey, just so you know, this is just not

(54:16):
a two hour drive.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
But there is there is a really good feeling that
at the end of the route there's going to be
something really special for you.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Sure, yeah, And there is, isn't there. The best route
is easily the road that you first get to Lake Dunstan.
When you first see that blue lake is amazing. It
looks almost fakes. Is this text?

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Of course, we are going to be driving New Zealand's
greatest route when we inevitably decide it eventually medi And
that is a route that I have not done, and
that is a route that I'll be quite happy to drive.
A couple of votes coming in here for Graymouth to
Berlin's Bull of Gorge. Not familiar with that route either,
either of you done.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
That beautiful yeah, beautiful area.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
One one route that I just want to talk about, Actually,
have you ever driven the route from topor through to
the Hawk's Bay. No, I don't think I have, because
initially the first time I did that route, it was
at night. Yeah, and then the next time I did
that route it was during the day, So it was
when it was such a different experience from doing it
because at night, you know, it's just a bit of
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(55:17):
the day, you come up over this hill and then
all of a sudden you can see this beautiful ocean,
like a panoramic view of the.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Ocean in front, from lake to ocean. Beautiful State Highway
eighty five. Of course, I'd be remiss not to mention
the Pig Route. It runs from Palmerston on the coast
north of Dunedin Inland to Alexandra and then ran fairly Yeah, beautiful.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
We'll keep those rolling in across the next couple of week.

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Speaker 1 (55:52):
In light of Christoph Lux and the Prime Minister saying
he wants to get more woman to his party, we
were going to get stuck into how you get more
women to a part because I've struggled with it over
the years. But we're out of time, so we'll have
to get stuck into that tomorrow. We're also maybe tomorrow
going to look for the four pillars of the most
kiwi songs of all time. If we found out that
Working class Man by Jimmy Barnes, who's currently recovering after

(56:15):
a little bit of a little bit of a problem
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