A Humiliation Of Radio Hosts - The Radio Highlights July 18

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:15):
Day Farm six.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Sue Night, Nice every company this morning on the Mountain
Jerry Show, Thursday, The Agent of the July twenty twenty four.
My name's Jeremy Wells. This is man. He all right, Mesh,
you've had your fun.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Now it's something to do, some work, okay, okay, just
laughing and up here in the studio starting.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
To knuckle down.

Speaker 6 (00:32):
Hey, fellas pea soup out there.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Wow? I thought peace superest. But we looked into this
the other day, MESHI I looked into it the other
day because I say's the very.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Same thing around the peace soup, not pea soup.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Peace souper has to have some kind of horrific toxic
fog associated with it.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
It's going to have a green hue.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
What we've got out here in Auckland, I'm not sure
how it does across the rest of the country is
a very thick fog. And I think that car are
okay in a thick fog because people sort of drive
along they've got their lights, but people piling out of
a brothel are not.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Wow, that's safe. Why people piling out of a brothel?

Speaker 6 (01:10):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
I was driving here and then about six really drunk
dudes out of a brothel and one of them didn't
He was late to correct and he ended up a
little bit on the road and then he corrected backwards.
Mate scrabbed him and then they were all over the place.
There were chaos agents in the fog.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Oh piling out of a brothel.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah, piling out of a brothel, that's big. Beware this morning,
I thought, so those half a dozen people, it's people
piling out of brothels everywhere in my experience.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Big night on the RAM ten last night, Yeah big.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Maybe a big state of O post state of O braka.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
And that's what it'll be. Let's talk about that nets.

Speaker 7 (01:50):
What a game that was the Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
So I didn't see it, but I'm just reading the
account of the Queensland New South Wales State of Origin
decider last night, which New South Wales ended up taking
out fourteen to four.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Tight, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, So apparently I was a turret affair, particularly the
first half two nil to Queensland. Alfter, I love that,
which is good. It's what you want. Great defense, single penalty. Yeah,
and then they are head four to two with sixteen
minutes to play.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Then New South Wales scored two tries in three minutes.
This is the second one here ah.

Speaker 8 (02:25):
Oh no, this goes through.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
He stepped right, he step slip.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
He doesn't very much Jimmy and he stores.

Speaker 8 (02:33):
This is absolute craziness. Sloppy defense from the Maroons, and
this is back to back tries.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
That's a great basic commentary from Time given it one hundred.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I thought he was reaching climax at the start of that,
but it turns out he was just calling a Mitchell
Moses try.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
So it's the blue second ever serious deciding game three,
winning Queensland because I was saying that in the build up,
they're like, this is such a hard place South Queensland
and and win a decider. So the last one was
two thousand and five. Mitch Barnett was apparently very good
on debut Warriors player Taste of Warriors. Yeah, daily Cher,

(03:13):
he's got to back it up with a game in
a couple of days. Yeah, well, tomorrow, actually tomorrow night
ten PM. That game, Daily Cherry Evans says it was
now year and told his teammates to live in the moment,
use his fuel for next year. Angus Crichton was named
player of the series and obviously New South Wales first
series won in three years.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
What happened with the level headed Cameron Murray?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah, there's apparently a bit of biffo the thirty minute
mark and it must be good beffo because camer Murray
came in off the bench. It was sin as a
result of it. But apparently the fight started when Jerome
law I charged at Daily Chery Evans after play was
whistled dead. When Blue Star Bradman Best knocked on the ball,

(03:55):
he probably would have given them a bit of up
because you know they always given a bit of it
when they make a mistake like a knock on. Let
him know that they've let their team down. So Luis
Shove caused chierr Evens to retaliate and push the Blues
five eight in the face, with Queensland Second Road, Jeremiah
and I then joining in before players came from everywhere.
The fight spilled over into the sideline. Yes, which is
what we want. We love it and then the new

(04:16):
South Wales player was burned. Who was Cameron Murray. He
wasn't even on the field so he ran in to
join and Dally Terry even said that Murray should have
been sent off. You gotta be you can't come in
into a fight if you're on the bench. There's a
couple of rules. Yeah, I reckon. If it's a fight
that's going on the field, that's one thing.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Yeah, but if you're coming off the.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Bench, you gotta go.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Like was the malay near the bench it's skilled over
the sidelines, yes, yeah, right, So if he didn't come
onto the field, you know, he's the Malays come to
his house, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, they've come into his house.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Murray's waking up in the middle of the night to him.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
He's sitting on the bench.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yeah, like I don't know, I didn't see, but coming
to give him the ben of the doubt, heavin. Murray's
on the bench and they've come around to his house
with a Malay and he's he's just heroically joined in.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's what I'm going to say. It takes me back
to the Cricket World Cup when I think it was
Kyle Meles was carrying the drinks and ended up in
a dispute with some people out on the field. Do
you remember that, Yeah, that was with South Africa, was it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
What's what's the great player? And he wrote about in
his book. He's like, Carl Meles came out and gave
me some luck.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I was like, come on, it's always.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Says that New zealand As aren't the nice people.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
You think that a.

Speaker 9 (05:31):
Matt Jeremy Wells the Mad Cherry shot two on the
Mountain jew Shop.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Time for the latest news headlines.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Extreme fogs force restrictions at Auckland Airport again today. It's
want of domestic and regional flights could be impacted. Very foggy,
very foggy. Indeed, I make a prediction there. I think
they will be impacted.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Look, if it's anything like you know what terrifies me.
It terrifies me that pilots need to see the runway
to land.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
That that that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
I've got a problem with the canceling floats for fog
because fog, Because I imagine that it's just so.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
The instruments are so good now that they don't need visibility. Well,
I think they can land in fog technically, but.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
They're worried a cat might be on the run round something.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Well there's that. But also I think that I think
the planes can actually land themselves if they have to,
if they really had to, they could, but they're not
allowed to legally. Right.

Speaker 6 (06:22):
Let me also take you back to I don't know
about nineteen eighty seven where Bruce Willis was trying to
land a plane and die Hard number two and then
it gets taken over by it was it I don't
want to miss sad people here? Was it Russians?

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Was that they were pretending to be terrorists but they
were actually they were trying to get someone out of
a South American country, but they were they were like
it gets complicated, mass but they pretended to have a
cause but actually got down anyway.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
But they changed, they changed where the ground was according
to the plane before you know, mat, if you can't
see that runway, you might be going straight nose down
into the runway. So look, just think about Diehard too
when you think about these things. I think seeing the
runway might be crucial.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Yeah, that's right. They were coming out of the bad weather. Yeah,
that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Actually, yeah, that flight dig it's not good, it's true.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
But I tell you what all you need to do
is light a fuel line that goes all the way
up to the plane after that plane blows up, and
then everyone can use that as landing lights.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
Have you two finished, We'll come back to that.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Actually, scientists have found a washed up whale so rare
it's never been seen live. The five meters long spade
tooth whale was found dead at the mouth of the
Tidy River in Otago earlier this month.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
How do you have your whale? I have it rare, So.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Few specimens have been found and very little is known
about it. Well, there we go, they gay and there
is it.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
Game three the decider at some corp. They've done it once,
They've done it twice, and they've finally done it a
third time. The Blues take out State.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Of Origin twenty twenty four. That's right. Unfortunately, Diehen when
he missed the opportunity to say they've done it once,
they've done it twice. They've done it thrice. Ah thrice?

Speaker 4 (07:55):
You cay, Can I just say in the member, I
asked how long it's going to be Before there was
a set of news headlines sent down to us from
above at the news room that wouldn't feature Trump post assassination.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yes, boo Yard the first one.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
So Thursday top till Thursday for Trump got dropped from
the headlines four days.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
The Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
The Wonderful World of the Royal Goat of Guernsey.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yea, King Charles and Queen Camilla have bestowed a royal
title on a rare breed of goat. So they went
to Guernsey in the Channel Islands recently and turned up
there and it's called a Golden Guernsey Goat. It's classed
at risk, so it's one of it's on the rear
breeds watch list. Obviously it's a native goat to Guernsey
because Guernsey's got goats for the native And it's been

(08:49):
renamed the Royal Golden Guernsey Goat, marking the first time
the protected title has been given to livestock. Oh wow,
And you might say, why how would you have a
goat a royal title? If you see the goat, it
looks a little bit like a I would say that
the type of bree would be a cocker spaniel. It's

(09:11):
the color of a cocker spaniel. It's it's kind of
a brown golden brown color with a beautiful long coat.
It's a lovely looking animal. So what do you do? Now?

Speaker 6 (09:22):
What does this goat have to do? Does it have
any kind of responsibilities, any kind of to carry out?

Speaker 4 (09:26):
No, okay, no it doesn't really, but they're just trying
to protect it basically.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Okay, does that have is is this a female?

Speaker 1 (09:32):
A male? That one there? I don't know what that
one was.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
How do we make sure that we have some more
of these real goats? What I'm wondering, like, can I
breathe these out a lady?

Speaker 4 (09:41):
This one's a lady goat, it's a nanny. I've got
a question for you. Yeah, do we need every kind
of goat? I mean, I'm look at that goat and
I'm like, looks like a lot of other goats.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Do we need just just one type of goat?

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Like goat goat?

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Do we need to protect every sort of vague flavor
of goat?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Well, that one's a pretty good looking goat. I mean,
if you're going to protect the goat, why not that one?

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Because I don't know just what about angora? Goat's pretty good,
you know? There's lots of great goats.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, I think the Angora goat seems to be going fine.
But for some reason these ones maybe they crap breeders.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
I saw the most beautiful, the most handsome goat I've
ever seen in my life, just last week.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
It was.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
It was a top a rock, giant rock near arrow Town,
and it was and it was stood heroically looking out
as as the sun came across these clouds that looked incredible.
And below him was a bunch of his disciple goats
and they were all hanging out with chickens. So all
the other goats were lying down with chickens all over them,

(10:38):
living with chickens. And on top of this this rock,
that goat I want to protect title. That's a king goat.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I know it's happened there, king goat. It's mushroom season,
isn't it. It's mushroom season, and I know exactly what's
happened there. You've been wandering around the countryside and you
see the goat standing on a hill.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
It was a goat that was worth nighting. I had
to follow. I would follow that goat into battle.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
What a wonderful.

Speaker 7 (11:08):
The Mate and Jerry Show I think there are twos
of people in the world.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
There are people who eat the broccoli stem and there
are people who don't.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
I've only just started eating the brocoli stem. I now
slice it up into you know, like wheels. What do
you call those slices? Fry that?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Are you fry it too? Yeah? Fried up? Ruders on
the frying the stem too? You throw out? You throw
out the whole stem. Who throws out the stem? I
throw out the stem. You're throwing out most of the
bloody plant. Mate, Tossy eats the stem. I check it
out constantly. She's constantly got stems in our bloody fat.
How do you cook your broccoli stem? Rooted?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
You?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
You slice it up like a carrot.

Speaker 10 (11:42):
Now what I do is I actually either I make
it into small bits like you'd get in mixed vegetables
with the carrot. I fry it up with the rest
of the broccoli, or like dice it. Yeah, dice it
up and try and hide it from the kids in
the wife or the other one. Mash you just off
ere you were mentioning ear fries. You ever tried broccoli
chips in the air front? Yeah, A little bit of

(12:03):
olive oil a little bit of soty.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
My god, so the steamers chips coming.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
Excuse me if you will, Sorry, I cuman on it.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
What makes everything better was especially broccoli.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Moroccan season, Moroccan season, Moroccan season, Master Foods, Moroccan season.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Have you ever run a Moroccan and a Tuscan at
the same time? I haven't.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Moroccan and Tuscan and Jesus, what about some Italian heabs
and spices.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Mixed in there as well?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
No, that would be too.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Crazy, not as Yeah, it tastes like dirt.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Coming up after eight o'clock, we will be debating the
merits of Tenacious DA and Penis or Genius this morning.
You can have your say with a Tenacious D and
up on the Penis or the Genius side the codey
log just buy texting three for three porg.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Who would have thought in the year twenty twenty four
that Tenacious D would be one of the most talked
about bands in the entire world right now for the.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Cool reasons crazy, Yeah, that'll gonna be. They're gonna be
talked about a lot right now. We'll do porg on
them and then that will be the end of people
talking about them for some time. I reckon what if.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
They release the Pick of Destiny too, sequel to their
fantastic movie from two thousand and sometime.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
So we'll be debating the merits served Tenacious Tea after
eight o'clock this morning. Stay shanned. This is the Matt
and Jerry Show. On Honey, It's.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Matt jerryf.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
They're on Rastay.

Speaker 7 (13:30):
It's Mad Jeruff The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
If you get god listening too, Mad and Jemy, I'm
not the crazy.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Those two nice every comedy this morning on the Matt
and Jerry Show. It's Thursday, the eighteenth of July, and
the year is just in cause you didn't know, twenty
twenty four, and a big welcome to those listening on
the Mat and Jerry Radio Highlights podcast.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
On the AM and the fair Man, the iHeartRadio app
and their home speakers and wherever you're listening.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
It's Thursday, which means that we'll be running Penis or
Genius after eight o'clock, where we debate the merits of
something this morning. Because tenasous d are in the news,
Kyle Gass and Jack Black, we are going to be
debating the merists of Tenacious D will end up on
the PLG side of the Cody log.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Are we debating it in light of what's happened, or
we're debating it just as they are as their body
of work.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I think we must debate them in light of everything
that's happened in the last in the last however many years,
I feel I can't help but look, this is how
I picture it.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
That Carl Guest knows that he's cocked up majorly, and
I imagine he's just been ringing Jack Black constantly and
Jack Black's not answering this call. So that do I
imagine because Jack Back just seems so angry at him,
do you.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Reckon they call each other. I think that there must
be some text exchange. I'd love to see the text exchange.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Well, this is what Jack Black said on social media.
I was blindsided what was said at the show on Sunday.
I would never condone hate speech or encourage political violence
in any form.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
It's were all shot across the bow of Carl Guess.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah, so it is Carl Guest.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Sorry mate, on I was thinking, sorry mate, and Jack blackslaike,
I'm out, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Canceling shows. Yeah, he's got a Hollywood career to protects
what sorry, buffet I protect.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
And Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
So a lot of Powerball wasn't struck last night, meaning
that Saturday's draw is going to be for twenty million dollars?
Is that? Do you guys buy a ticket at all?
Are you guys? Lotto players?

Speaker 4 (15:36):
No? I believe that you should be happy in your
life where it is and just try and sort out
your own patch weather and hoping for things to be better.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
You know, you got to, you gotta, you.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Gotta carve your own path in life, all right, Okay,
you can't live from Loto week to Loto week.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
You know.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
I buy a ticket every week?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
You buy a ticket every week? Yeah, every week?

Speaker 6 (15:52):
Okay, I quite like to. I quite like to make
that kind of money. Usually about thirty mils where I
really start to take notice that if I'm serious, I'll
make sure that I get it. After about thirty.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh yeah, yeah. So over the Ditch of Sydney man
says he'll still show up to work after he and
his unnamed wife became forty million dollars richer and the
latest Australian Lotto jackpot good on him. So the residents
of Galston and the Hills District were about to go
to sleep on Tuesday night when they realized that Dad.
One the woman said, I'm just gobsmack. I can't just

(16:23):
can't believe it. I was nodding off, fallen asleep when
you rang. I generally play Powerball, but I thought i'd
give OL's Lotto a chance. In our dreams, we've thought
about what we do with a big win, but you
never think it's going to come true. The question is
what happens if you do win? So how long does
it take for the money to actually end up in
your account? Because the idea of not turning up to work,

(16:45):
as you said earlier off he met, you've got to
turn up for work because otherwise you let your recip
your team down. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Yeah, I mean just because you're rich, you didn't suddenly
have to turn into a wanker straight away. I mean,
you can have a couple of weeks before you turn
into a wanker. So just throwing your mates under the
bus by not going to work the next day?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Okay, how would you feel of one of the team
here one lotto? Yeah? And then they said well, I'm
not sorry, mate, I've won a lot of I'm not
turning out for work, but I'm going to deposit ten
thousand dollars in everyone's account tomorrow for the fact that
I'm not turning out to work forty million dollars. You're
only flicking me ten thousand. Well, just for the day.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
Ten thousand a day's a good cut.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
If I won a lotto.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
Last night, boys, I would transfer you ten thousand dollars
each if I took the day off the following day.
But how long does it take, Jerry?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Three days, three days before you get the money, three
working days before you get the money in your accoun Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
It's prety cool. It's way quicker than I expected for
some reason.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, it's And if you take your ticket into a
into a lotto, if you say, if you do win
big one, and then you take your take it into
the shop, yeah, then immediately they call customer lotto customer service,
and then you get straight put straight through at that moment,
there's no mocky around. You wouldn't get put on the
hold with some whole music. You're straight through to the
special winning customer team.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
I mean, that must be just an amazing feeling. If
either of you ever won any kind of money a
lot of ummm, well, you're not allowed to say, I
suppose because you don't talk about it, do you.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
If you I won forty two million dollars and it
was about five years ago, and I've just continued coming
into work, really living a life.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
God, you're a good person. I wouldn't tell anyone. I
wouldn't tell. I wouldn't tell a single I wouldn't tell
Telsa either. I wouldn't tell a single story. You know what.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
So you die and then TELSI finds that you've been
sitting on forty million dollars and not spending it.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
No, I'd spend it. I'd spend money.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
How can you spend forty million dollars about your wife finding?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Well, not forty million. I'd invest it, but I'd spend
money here and there. I'd People said, jeez, that for
someone who doesn't earn much money, that guy is so generous.
It's because that's.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
So much money for someone who doesn't earn that much money.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, that's right, that's so generous.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
And what world do you not earn that much money?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
So much?

Speaker 5 (18:46):
So, well, you win a lot.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Of every day.

Speaker 7 (18:51):
Mate, the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Now I see well known six therapist, doctor Ruth west Hoomer,
died last week the age of ninety. Wow. See that's
what it does. Good.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Six life will get you all the way in ninety six.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Not quite to one hundred, but close. Yeah, she's seen
it all, actually, Dr Ruth. She was a Holocaust survivor. Wow.
She was a sniper, like a trained sniper, and then
she became a six therapist. Yeah, wow, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
I used to hear a lot about her in movies
back in the day, didn't you. She was always she'd
appear in movies as a punchline and such.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, she's speaking in the eighties and nineties, wasn't you? So?

Speaker 4 (19:28):
In the ninety nineteen ninety five she released six bedroom tips,
and we want to look at them thirty years later
because I think young people like Mash have forgotten the basics.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
Okay, thanks mate, Yeah, sure, read me through six of
what's her name? Doctor Ruth? I think my favorite.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
I think performance in the bedroom has been plummeting recently.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
Okay you would say that.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
I think Tip number one. I'm just I've just cast
my eyes over these tips. Tip number one is going
to be controversial. Don't say not tonight, darling, I have
a headache. Satisfy your partner even if you don't fancy it, Okay,
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
That feels controvers controversial.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
I mean that's a hot take from doctor Ruth the
Early Doors.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Do you want to be making love to someone that's
just going through the motions because they feel like they should.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
Like it's like, you know when like you have like
a carry or something like that. You smashed a couple, nah,
and you got some bar, you got a gup full
of barge.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
Last thing I ever want to do is make love.
And then someone asks you, hey, Meshi you king makes
love And then no, it says.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Don't smash so much Indian that you're worried that you
get a backfire and tip number two. Tip number two
six is supposed to be fun. Don't fall into a
rut meshing doesn't say man, okay, try you things.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
You don't have to say mesh in thee just the
same old no. By the way, they used to call
you the metronome, not me. Don't come at me for that.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Tip number three, get out of the idea that great
sex is spontaneous. It's often the opposite.

Speaker 6 (20:56):
I disagree.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Set the mood as far ahead in advance as possible. Okay,
this is what she said to that candles.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
It's this is a good tip for meshy women. Meshy
require longer to get aroused. All right, okay, we have it.

Speaker 6 (21:09):
So say I'm staying at my partners tonight.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yeah, put a calendar invote.

Speaker 6 (21:13):
Maybe what should I do? How do I kind of
you know, sit the mood?

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Just just send her a calibate calendar invite of the time.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
There's a great idea. Okay, I'll do that right now.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Making love to me okay, and making love ye, and
then but make it a repeat.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
Every kind of Thursday night at about six pm.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Repeating keeps coming up. But this is in the news.
So she actually suggests lavishing women with romance and attention
the moment they walk in the door. What about me,
here's my bloody romance and attention? True? Well, you're like
you don't need it, like you you can switch on
like that.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
When does anyone ever lavish like switch on, switch off?
Job done. You're just pointing to north all the time.
The last thing you need is to be covered in
that kind of attention.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Hey, this is important. Number four, potholes during the sex
journey are normal, so fixing them won't cost the earth.
What do you mean is this the road?

Speaker 5 (22:07):
What is that literally a car? What do you mean potholes?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
That means we're all guilty of reaching a certain age
and believing that we've mastered sex, but everybody needs to
practice and work at being the best love of it.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
That's a message for you and me, Jerry, because we're
at the start of this. We said we've mastered it,
and we were saying she needs to learn.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Okay. Number five, I'm all over this, particularly the last
part of it, kissing, touching and washing each other. Oh,
washing each other.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
By bringing out like a bucket and a face cloth.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
And here's here's a face class. Can you wash my feet?
So sexy washing someone's feet? Okay?

Speaker 6 (22:39):
That's tip number five? Is it?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Tip five? Sex aging is inevitable, so work with it.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Instead of letting those changes negatively impact your sex life
like one of your bees hanging anyway, find out how
to adapt to them and make sure that you continue
to enjoy great sex your whole life through.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Well that's interesting at ninety six.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
I wonder if she was still going hammer and tongs
at ninety five.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, and apparently number seven is lube. Oh, thank you?

Speaker 6 (23:08):
Have you just added that one?

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Doctor Ruth grow up?

Speaker 6 (23:11):
Tip number seven is Ruth.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
It's a good tips if it goes with the aging one.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
Yeah, and Matt and Jerry show, So.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
We're just talking about doctor Ruth. She's and American sex
therapist who has died at the age of ninety six.
She's got some great tips. She's got six Bedteran tips.
She wrote six for dummies in nineteen ninety five. Actually,
and I think they pretty much all sort of sound
pretty good. That tip number one, don't say not tonight, darling,

(23:41):
I have a headache. Satisfy your partner if they don't
fancy it could be seen as controversial.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Yeah, I just want to go through the motions. You
can't be bothered. Come on, it should be should be special,
shouldn't it?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Okay? Well what about if you rock that though lots?
What about if you're rocking that sort of every couple
of weeks, every three weeks, every month, and also what
about just having a panada? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Well, okay, I don't even he an't. I'm fine, I'm
going to go haressling me.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I've said it all the time, coming here a number
of time, not not today anyway. I'm just sort of
thinking about what our tips, what our tips would be,
if we could put some together. It would be good
to get hear some other people's taps actually on three
for eight three, because I'm sure there's some people out
there who are experienced love makers, who've probably got some

(24:32):
experience this year.

Speaker 6 (24:33):
So what are you suggesting? Are you suggesting fellows that
you've come up with instead of Dr Ruth's six tips
for a great six life, you've come up with each
between you guys of you.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Well, I think we should reach out like people come
on see us, seeing us your six typs, things that
have worked for you. I mean, for me, my number
one six tip would be don't let things get too
I'm really down there.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Right, That's that's a sin you're breaking constantly, those creepers
and bullying billowing over the top. Yeah, is that what
you're referring to the Bouche region, Yeah, exactly, Okay, I
don't let them get to and really down there.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Okay, what else?

Speaker 6 (25:06):
What other tips have you got there greaming.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Don't watch the clock. It's not about duration.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yep, that's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Clock watching is terrible, it's pretty good, Bedrew.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Well, if you're gonna, if you're gonna watch the clock,
at least have a have a manual clock that's up
on the wall that you can glance at that is
not pushing your phone. You know, you don't have to
refresh your phone. See at the timers.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah, you don't want to be running, you know, one hand,
you've got your your phone in your hand running a
stop watch.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, what about don't wear socks? I think that's a
terrible advice. Don't wear socks.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Socks is hot socks not on me, but socks are
hot socks.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
Are you suggesting that a fully snoothed woman is more
attractive if she's also wearing socks?

Speaker 4 (25:50):
And yeah, the old Norse wear socks are like a woolen,
big old woman. So yeah, but that's just that's just
a farmer fantasy. Bitch, you've got that's a different Oh yeah,
and gummies.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
A couple of red bands, Oh my god, boots.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Okay, here's another one. Don't do it in the pool
or the ocean. It seems like a good idea. Okay, no,
that's quite good. It doesn't work. It seems like a
great idea, but it's just the physics don't work.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Who gave us the idea that water might be a
natural lubric.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Especially spar poles. Careful with spar poles. What about? Showers
are an easy way to be clean and make love
at the same time. So it's got a few your
time killing two beers on stone situation, So get it done,
get it done and out.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
Don't you also brush your teeth in the shower so
you try and run all three?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Oh yeah, I'd love to cut your nails on there
while you're at it. Cut your nails, make love, clean
your teeth. You never massage and clean yourself too? Doing
your ablutions in there as well? You can blutions afterwards.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
That's a great tips fellers.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Okay, what about I actually think this one's the most important.
The love is the most important part of love mate.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Oh you go, Jerry, there you go, Jerry. I totally
agree with that, by the way, Jerry, yeah, I support that.
Right when you're making love, there's no love in vold
excuse me? Does support that. I'm one hundred percent in
support of that. Coming up after the seven thirty news
headlines of questions, will the headlines news headlines have fog
in them? Will they have Trump and them? Will they

(27:20):
have something negative about the Olympics in them?

Speaker 4 (27:22):
It will be the first two headlines in a row
since the assassination attempt without trumping it.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Let's find out. And then after eight o'clock PLG we're
discussing the merits of Tenacious Seed this morning. You can
vote on three for it three. This is the mat
in Jerry, John Haddache, Well, let's.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Done, Mattin, Jerry Weigdadlins some six until nights.

Speaker 9 (27:47):
In Jerry, Matt He Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Thirty on the mounta Jerry Show. Time for the latest
news headlines. FOLG is pausing another day of disruption in Auckland.
Oh no, any buildings in front of me. The whole
sky towers enveloped.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
You can only see lights in front of You're really
hard to see cars.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
It was the thickest peace soup I seen in quite
some time. Are these people? They fog people? The Brent
Roken's gone out. Our news guy's gone out and collected
some vox spots from people who were affected by the fog.
Can them can we hear what they have to say? Again?

Speaker 5 (28:18):
These so they're not experts, they're just some people.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
No, they're just randoms. Didn't really see many buildings in
front of me. The whole sky towers enveloped.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
You can only see lights in front of You're really
hard to see cars.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
It was the thickest peace soup I seen quite some time.
We can't really see cars.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Cars have lights on them, so you can only see
lights in front of you.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
But you can't see cars.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Cars have lights on them, so you can see the
lights of the cars.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Okay, all right, okay, jeezy, all right. The guys were
just giving their opinion. I mean, that guy said at
the end it was the worst he's scene for some time.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Well, I don't know how much foggy's seen.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I don't know clearly, not much, because it's not I mean, God,
for God's sake, is that leading the news?

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Fog and it's your news headlines?

Speaker 1 (29:01):
This fog, mate, it's like saying there's a sun in
the sky. It's better than all that.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
I'd rather hear that news than most of the depressing
news we hear it's sunny and awkward this morning.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Okay, what else you got? Australia's Channel seven is facing
a backlash after introducing astrology and horoscopes to its flagship
nightly news. Bottom, the network's newsroup that says it's part
of a number of changes being made to try and
win back What hes.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Okay, I'm to see if I can guess you'll go
star signs, mesh, you're a Capricorn.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
No, Jeremy, you're an aries.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
No, okay, that's a good guess.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
But those you have those traits, so yeah, really really, yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Oh it's weird.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
Do you find it a green or a red flag
when you're talking to someone and then you say something
and then you tell them what starsn you are and
then they go, oh, you are such a leo.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
I find it a real red flag when someone says
to me, I should have known I should never gone
out with him because he was because our star signs
didn't aligne I find that quite a red flag.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Man. The mayor of Paris has taking a dip in
the center of had to show the polluted waterway is
clean enough to host swimming competitions. To you, I like
that sentence how is she? She's fine. Apparently she's fine.
She hasn't got e cole light, although nobody's checked their stools.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
Are there any sharks in there?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Still? There's never been sharks in the sin mate.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
You need to watch Netflix more.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
The Matt and Jerry Show, So.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
As we do every Thursday, we'll be running our Penis
or Genius segment where we look at the positives and
negatives of particular group place, personal topic. And since Jack
Black and Carl Gasser and the News at the moment,
we want to know Tenacious D.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Penis or genius?

Speaker 4 (30:35):
You can to be sound three for three y Jerry,
controversial topic for us be leaning into. How do you
feel you feel confident about leaning into this? Are you
worried that we're going to get covered in a filth
filth of political commentary?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
On the back hand, I don't think so. So if
you haven't heard it, this is the audio here of
what happened on stage for Tenacious D Trump next time. Interestingly,

(31:11):
on the News last night, they didn't play that clip.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
They didn't know.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
They didn't play the clip of what he said why?
And I thought that's interesting because it was clearly thought
to be such an offensive thing to say, maybe that
you wouldn't play it on the news.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Yeah, it's interesting because you're hearing there the end of
their frenchhip, aren't you In two sentences, yes you are,
because he's saying, make a wish, Kyle, and he's all
happy and they're doing the Happy Birthday and Kyle says that,
And if you're Kyl Gas right now, you're going, boy,
you know, sliding doors different pathways in my life because
I don't know Tenacious Deed that well, but I feel
like it might be more slightly more important to Carl

(31:44):
Gas the band tenaciousd than it is to Jack Black,
the huge Hollywood movie star who's astronomically more famous. So
Kyle Gas loves being in this band and they're playing
and then he just says a few words and then.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
You talk about luck, I mean, talk about what what
people have said in the moment. What about the fact
that the former president Trump moved his head at a
particular angle at a particular time.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Yeah, I mean, wow, have you heard that audio of
RFK Junior, who's also running for president, and Trump rang
him up on the phone, and then someone was covertly
filming them while they were talking on the phone and
President Trump talking about it's really interesting.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
He goes, he.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
Says, Biden rang me up.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
He was really nice actually, and Biden asked me, He goes,
why did you How did you know to move your
head at the last second like that? And Trump's like, ah,
I didn't. I didn't tell him that I moved my
head to look at a chart that was slamming him
on immigration. But it is really interesting because so Trump
was quite casual about it. He was like yeah, and
then it was like something like the biggest mosquito bite
on my ear, and then I'll go down and go
what's that ar It's a bullet.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Yeah, it's really weird.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
It's another one of those situations where you realize the
part that luck plays in history is remarkable. I mean,
no one's got any idea what would have happened if
Trump got shot? Oh man, what would have happened?

Speaker 5 (33:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
But even though krl Gas has said that, I mean,
it doesn't mean that he's a bad person. Then he
really wants Trump to be dead because I mean, the
tours called the Spicy Meatball Tour, he just went too
far and he didn't think about all the ramifications around
it that Jack Black is massively in the Biden camp
and appearing on stage with Bama. Biden and Obama has
a whole lot more going on there. He didn't think

(33:22):
about the whole thing. It was just what's something full
on to say in this moment. Yeah, and totally levised
obviously because it just seems terrible.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
But you know, jokes are jokes. You know. Well, it's
going to be interesting when we detail the arguments because
this will have to be taken int account obviously by
the listeners on three for three and eight hundred hardiicure.
They can press the talkback function in the iHeartRadio app
and vote with the Tenacious d Are penis le genius.
My argument is going to focus on their art, Okay,
on the art that they do. They paint, do they

(33:53):
Jerry you imbecile.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Art includes everything from painting to music, Okay, some other
stuff in sculpture and in radio broadcasting sculpture.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah, this is not art. Yeah, that's a long bow there.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Anyway, you can have your say on with the tenaciouste
a penisagenius on three four eight three is the text
number or the talkback function on your iHeartRadio app All
right there, Okay, the Matt.

Speaker 7 (34:19):
And Jerry Show, so MESSI.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
You are fascinated. You're interested in a lot of things
in your life. You're interested in the opposite six. You
always talking about the opposite six to me off here, okay,
and the other thing that you're fascinated. And recently I
know that you've been you've been embroiled in a lot
of collective nouns. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
I spent a lot of time at home kind of
just doom scrolling, which is probably a said reflection of
people my age, but that's what I do. And last
night I was doom scrolling and I stumbled across a
whole bunch of collective nouns. And we've talked about it
before on the show quite a bit, but there's just
a whole lot that came up, and I thought i'd
put these into the whatsep that we all share together, yourself,
Matt and your Jerry, and I thought that i'd run
a few of these past you and see if you

(34:57):
knew these collective nouns. Of course, collective now are one
of those great things that pop up at like quizzes. Often,
I feel like they'll pop up a quiz, what what
do you call a group?

Speaker 4 (35:06):
They actually they actually primarily exist for quizes.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
Yes, I think that's.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
What they do. And the main one that they are
ask is what do you call what's the collective? Now?
For a group of owls, it's always a parliament. It's
a parliament, always the one that always comes up. Okay,
what do you got the meshy?

Speaker 6 (35:21):
Well, I've got a whole bunch, And I know a
lot of these animals probably aren't as prevalent in ins
it as they are where these we come up with.
But let's start. I don't know what about night and nightingales?

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Nightingale, I don't even know what a nightingale is.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
It's a bird. I know it's a bird. But what
kind of bit is that? Let's not get bogged down
in the weeds. Well, apparently that's an enchantment. And then
of course you move on to what about a pheasant.
You've got a bouquet of pheasants. Pheasants, okay, which is
a strange because they've got like the flowery yeah, I
don't know, okay of phissms.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
I feel like pheasants don't quite deserve bok is quite
pretty a cove a covee. You can see that in
front of you, Fellas, how do I pronounce that?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Co o v e? Whye a covee of quail? Right?
I know I've never heard of that before. I mean,
who made these up? That's what I want to know,
because someone someone made.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
As they're a board of collective nouns.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
You must be, because I mean and unkindness of ravens.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I like that one.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
And unkindness that's that's putting a moral judgment on ravens.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
They're just doing their thing.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
And if they're not all unkind I'm sure there's nice
ravens and unkind ravens.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
It was this next one that that's was the one
that kind of got my attention the most.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
As the shark.

Speaker 6 (36:23):
A group of sharks is called a shiver okay, and I.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Haven't heard that a school of sharks.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
That's dolphins apparently in fish.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
So if you're in the water and sharks starts circling you,
you go, oh, there's a shiver of sharks apparently shiver.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
See someone's made that up because they're scary.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Well, if I've made everything up, yeah, at some point,
but an individual, have they gone to the a little
bit like in a spiled records.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
So you go to a collective noun place and you
can place your collective down in there and it gets voted.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
For, like this one, next one. Here you've got mashy
an ambush of tigers. Yeah, apparently that's the collective now
for tigers, and tigers may ambush you. But are they
an ambush? I think mixing the verb brown there the
wrong way.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
I mean, this is all good. I heard of yax, Well,
that makes sense. Yeah, of course.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
An army of ants. I like that one because they
do look like an army.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Yeah, that's fine. A zeal of zebras, a zeal of zebra.
A rude intrusion of cockroaches.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
No, that's just intrusion, not a rude intrusion. But I
didn't see how you got confused there.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
A pride of lions. Yep, yeah, we get that one.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
A skulk of foxes. I've heard that before as well,
A charm of goldfish. Goldfinches? What on earth is a goldfinch?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
It's a type of bird. But I mean, who cares.
There's too many. There's too many individual collective nouns for
different types of birds.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Yes, see my problem with collective nouns is they seem
to describe what the animal does as opposed to you know,
like they could just be a group of rhinoceroses, but
they call them a crash of rhinosros.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
They're trying to be funny, aren't they.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Of course, collective nouns for humans, You've got a board
of directors, a body of men, a bunch.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
Of crooks, so many, a mob of.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Rioters, a pack of these. We've got hundreds for ourselves.
A party, a patrol, aposse, a staff, a team, a tribe,
a trooper, an illusion of magicians.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
That's the first one.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
That one magicians, I'm good. That has got a mirror
and affect of that one. You've got a coven of witches.
You've got a host of angels. They're not humans. Crowd gang,
bench band, bridgiment, destiny of kings, a squad, choir, conference, staff.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
See collective noun for radio hosts. Do you think like
three radio hosts a humiliation?

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Yeah, radio host I think that's about us.

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Speaker 1 (38:57):
Nice to be your company this morning.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
So you want to ask the question in the next
You've got a couple of questions you're asking, actually, Jerry,
actually three questions you're asking.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Is an asteroid going to hit the Earth in twenty
twenty nine is one of them. That's my main question
that I want to ask. In the next hour.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
You're going to ask a bunch of people would they
rather go to the NRL Grand Final or Bathhurst.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
It's another question I want to ask you.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
And another question you want to ask is Tenacious D
Penisal Genius.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yeah, we'll be doing that next like we do every
Thursday here on the Mat and Jerry Show, Penisal Genius.
Matt and I will take sides and debate the merits
of Tenacious.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
D mass Would it kill you to promote this next
hour just with an Instagram post with just a question mark?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Oh? I can do that.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
If you want, you want to shove up a question mark,
just a question mark, like that's some tease advertising.

Speaker 6 (39:38):
Well, what do you think is going to happen? And
people are going to be scrolling scrolling at am in
the morning and think, oh wow, the question of question mark.
I wonder what's going on on the Matt and Jury
Show this morning?

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Looks like they're asking what a question?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
So the Mat and Jerry Show, are they answering the questions? No, no,
I guarantee the answer that they're going to ask them.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
All right, go to our instagram Meet and Jerry Show.
You'll see a question mark the.

Speaker 7 (40:00):
Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
It's Matt and Jemmy's penis or jin Who do this
is every Thursday we look at the merrits of something.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Today we are working out with the Tenacious D Penis
or Genius. That's because Jack Black and Carl Gas are
in the news at the moment. Comments that Carl Gas
made when he was handed a birthday cack on stage
by Jack Black and a weird robot. Do we want
to hear that? Ordio? Let's hear no Trump next time?

(40:38):
All right? So that's obviously been controversial. The band had broken.
It seemed to be quite well received at the time,
didn't it, But not so much since.

Speaker 6 (40:45):
Oh it's like the crowd was cheering and yeah, it
did seem like they had been anyway.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah, So you can vite on three for three eight
hundred hardack you you can press the talkback faction on
your iHeartRadio app and decide where the Tenacious d are,
Penis or Genius? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Now, Jerry, Yeah, I've been a fan of Tenacious Tea
for a very very very long time, since two thousand
and one before Actually their TV show was fantastic, and
then they tribute the album with Tribute on it and
the Pack of Destiny movie.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
So I'm gonna be arguing Genius and you're gonna be
arguing Penis. So here we go Tenacious Penis because they
never really reached the heights after tribute, did they. That
was to me. They are one song that one song
about a long in a town called Cuckapoo.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 5 (41:34):
So let's what's the song from the the Genius the
Pack of Genius?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
What is that song?

Speaker 5 (41:38):
What about the Busie Boss song?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (41:42):
There's a bloody great thing?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Uh, the Penis because fitness is an issue for the band, please,
I mean that's.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
That is a fitness is like, I will give you
that one. I'll can see that one. Fitness is an issue.
I don't know what their times is over one hundred meters,
but I don't imagine it's great.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Maybe they're not they're penois. Maybe they're not good at friends,
is what you think. So you have a thirty year
friendship and then someone says a line and then all
of a sudden, you're not friends anymore, and you cancel
a whole lot of things, Peters.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
I interviewed them once and mid interview, Jack Black said
to me, can I just cancel the interview because I've
just got off a plane and I really need a crap,
So would you mind if I go and have a crap?

Speaker 5 (42:23):
So he canceled me. He canceled me for a crap.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Okay, so there we go. There's another thing that I
want to add to my Penis argument right there. He didn't,
and when he.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
Came back to continue the interview, he had wet hands.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Okay, this is great. You're doing great work for my
Pennis argument here. Also, no one wants to talk to
Kyle and the interviews. He's astronomically less famous than Jack.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Let's be honest, it's not Caryl's folk.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Do you think you needed to work harder to get
as famous as one?

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Stored to Kyle and can I just say, actually, there's
a documentary that you can watch on Sdaycious d And
they go at a press tour and you know, they're
doing Late Night with Conan O'Brien and everyone, you know,
all these things, and every every appearance someone comes up
and says, we're just gonna go Jack tonight.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
Yeah that's about Andrew originally.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah, totally. Also, I don't reckon you can be a
band if you only have two members. That's actually a
good point. Not a band. They keep calling themselves a band.
They're a duo, the greatest band in the world. And
yet you're right, they're a duo. Not only you're not
even the greatest duo in the world. The Larne the
greatest band in the world.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Don't have Simon and garfue called walking around calling themselves
a band?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
You no, no, you don't have the White Stripes walking
around calling themselves a band, Yes you do. You don't
have the Black Keys walking around and calling themselves a band,
do you Yes, you do, but they're not anyway? All right?

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Okay, moving on the genius argument, The two thousand and
four movie The Pick of Destiny is a fantastic movie. Watch,
very good and funny movie, best musical ever released. Jack
Can Really Sing and Kyla's Ace on the acoustic guitar.
And these songs may be funny, but they were also

(44:01):
very well constructed and well written.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
Gees.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah, but what about fitness being an issue for the band?

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Huge issue for the band?

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Jack Black was great in School of Rock, Yes he was,
which was an adaptation of his Tenacious DA character. School
of Rock without Tenacious D mate one of the greatest
movies ever made? How many movies ever made?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
All Right? Their name is a reference to enthusiastic defense
on the basketball court. Yes, why does that make them genius?
Good points?

Speaker 5 (44:27):
Really make them genious?

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Dave Growl drummer, drummed for some of the greatest rock
bands of the last thirty years. You got your Nirvana,
you got your Foods, you get your Queens of the
Stone Age. Why would he sully that reputation drumming for
Tenacious D?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
In this they were gees?

Speaker 5 (44:44):
You've got the Dave Growl seal of approval.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
He's not running from now, is he not? Tenacious D?
Penis or genius. You can vote on three for it three.
You can give us a call on our eight hundred hedech.
You can press the talkback function on your iHeartRadio app
and vote that. Well, they're joined cruise ships South Africa
and Spring on the genius side, or vaping pin tearing.

Speaker 7 (45:07):
The moon on the penis side, and that Jeri shir.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
It's matten Jimmy's penis or genius.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
We are about the merits of TENACIOUSD and penis or
genius that we do every Thursday. You can vote on
three for three one hundred. You can press the talkback
function on your iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Like this man and child did genius, tenacious de genius.
What Kyle did was was very very penis but tenacious
a genius.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
That straight up the support of us. Could there I
love it?

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Could you say genius cuter than that kid? Can we
hear the just the start of it again?

Speaker 6 (45:46):
Oh yes, I have to fire that back up.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Geniusenius so cute? All right? Okay?

Speaker 4 (45:53):
On the penis column, Penis, you shouldn't wish death upon
someone just because you have opposing political views. I mean,
there's no out that what he said was advised, but
it would probably a stretch to say that he was
actually wishing death on someone. You know me, there's a joke.
It's very different from actually wishing death.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
His genius text How can they not be genius? Didn't
they write the best song in the world. Well, so
they say, yeah, he wrote it in a dream. It
was a pretty good.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Song, the tribute, but we never actually got to hear
the actual song. We're reading the wrong ones.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Jerry, Yeah, you started reading. I just continued. I don't
think we needed to make mention of that.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
Can we swap back?

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yep, I'd like us to. I think they're penis. I
don't want to be reading the genius texts. Sorry, that's
my funny wounders. Is this text penis? That's more nice?
On the genius.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Side, Kyle Gas has done more than enough for the
world at large to get a pardon for this one.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
Tenacious a genius.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Jack Black and car Gas were in The Cable Guy,
a movie. I Hate Penises.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Okay, that seems sidership genius genius. This textas says I
wish bad things for Trump as well. It's from Dom
Okay Dom Kyle's cause there penis never funny even less now.
Joke bands suck except bad news. Bad news are sogad.

(47:22):
That's a coincidence. I was watching a bad news documentary yesterday,
so good do you know that they got just when
they Anyway, let's not go down a bad newshole. Great man,
Why can't Matt say the word Kyle, he says Carl.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Well, in my.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Defense, when I was writing my argument, I accidentally wrote
Carl because I wasn't really playing attention and because it
was in front of me.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
When I read it out, I said, Kyle Carl.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Well, if you say Kyle and Carl together, they are
very similar words.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Kyle Carl, Kyle Carl.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
I would say that if you spoke to someone and
then they didn't speak English and you said this personal
school Carl, this personals school Carl, you'd be like, excuse me, yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
And I don't think you can pin that on tenacious
D that I struggle to get even simple words out.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I don't know if it's definitely your fault, genius is
this person This is not a vote It's just an opinion.
This is not this is not a vote. This is
just an opinion. Okay, all right, all right, here we go.
People have hedache, you've spoken. The votes have been.

Speaker 11 (48:21):
Telling, and Tenacious D will join University, the Sky Tower, Cats,
and Supermarkets on the side of the pog Cody log
affects to Hurdacue Studio wall.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
There we go, Tenacious D, you have been deemed Penis.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
May you die alone and shame in them for me
burning in hell for all a ten eternity at the
left hand of the deal himself.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Have I just done a Kyle Gas and wished may
you die alone? Have I just wished?

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Oh, you have to We're going to have to release
If you've done that, We're going to have to release
separate instagramp, and we're gonna have to cancel the shows
and all creative projects going forward after I did that.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
It's for the best.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
Yeah, Probably the Matt Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
A lot of questions coming up after the eight thirty
news headlines. This is the question hour on the Mat
and Jury Show. We've already answered one question a Tenacious
D Penis or genius.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
And the people spoke, Yeah, Pis and Team.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
You also asked me to put a just one massive
question mark on our Instagram feed.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
To promote the question hour on the Jury Show, which
I have done.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
I just kepttion. It's just a black and white question
mark and I have captioned it dot dot dot dot
so fello for those that know, they know you have
gone viral. It hasn't gone viral, but it's received five
comments so far.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
One person has commented with another question mark. The other
person has commented, going so mysterious, I bitter tune in
so it's work. Another person here's saying huge questions being
asked today on the Mat and Jury Show.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Tune in. See this is great stuff. Look I poop
pooed the idea.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
Of posting a massive question mark on the show yeah
Instagram page, but it has worked. Yeah, we're coming up
to the campetty.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
We ask the question as an asteroid going to hit
the Earth in twenty twenty nine. Great key question, a
very key question for humanity. Yeah, and the Earth also
were going to ask a question, would you rather go
to the NROL Grand Final or Bathhurst?

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Great question?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
And I've got a question that I want to add
into the mix. This is a late, late breaking question.
Why is there so much anti leather arm chair chat
in my house at the moment? Oh, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
I always thought the leather was the pinnacle furniture, but
it's been questioned. Question.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
I'm interested to hear about this because I've just purchased
some leather furniture, so we might have to have a
bit of a discussion.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
I never thought about it, but apparently some people think
it's too hot in summer and too cold.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Okay. Another question I've got going into the eight to
thirty news headlines. Will there be a headline about Donald Trump?
And will there be something about fog at the Auckland Airport.
So many questions and so many answers coming up on
the Matt and Jerry Question Hour. It'smat Jeery s Matten.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Jerry is Matain Jerry Mattain Jeery.

Speaker 9 (51:16):
That he Jeremy Wells the Maiden Cherry.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Show Jury Show. Time for latest news headlines. A third
day of fog and Auckland. It's causing significant flight cancelations
and delays met services. Moisture and clear skies have allowed
temperatures to cool.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
I was driving to work this morning and it was
very foggy indeed, and the car in front of me
had some kind of special fog thing where it had
two lights flashing on the back of their car so
I could see them.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
There were two square lights.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
I've never seen it before.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Also, as I was coming down Nelson Street, some people
that I assume were piling out of a brothel, six
big lads.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Okay, can Firstly, what makes you think that they were
piling out of a brothel. It's quite a specific thing
to be doing.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
Because there's a brothel up that way?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Is there? So is the right where that is there?
I didn't. I never would have known. It's not marked,
isn't it? And how do you know it's it's a
secret club?

Speaker 6 (52:11):
Oh hang on, If it's a secret, how did you
find out about it?

Speaker 4 (52:13):
So they're piling out of the brothel and nearly walked
onto the road, and I was like, mate, that's a
great way to get hit and fog. We're piling out
of a brothel, a brothel and a six.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Them, six them?

Speaker 4 (52:23):
There were six people brothel to go to brothel with
your mates? And yeah, I have to stayed at assume
what's the moral of the story here, though? Is just
don't go to a brothel when it's foggy. I think
a brothel is that the I thin't. Just be careful
out there people, mates. That's just if you're piling out
of a brothel and fog, just stay off the road.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Be careful out there in the fog. Okay. Joe Biden
has renewed a call to ban assault rifles in the US,
including the AR fifteen, the model that was used in
the failed assassination attempt on Donald Trump. Biden has returned
to the campaign trail for the first time since set
his attack, and the All Blacks team to face Fiji
and San Diego will be announced at eleven AM. It'll

(53:05):
be a balancing act for a razor. The ABS could
field as many as five debutants and squad members Caleb
Clark and Billy Proctor hoped to be among the changes.
All Right, what are the tab saying? I wonder what
they've given the All Blacks to win that? A dollar six?
How much a Fiji pay seven buck put the house
on New Zealand at a dollar six dollars six? I mean,

(53:27):
that's that's a that's a good return. Okay, if we
if we if we all mortgaged our houses and then
worked on the million bucks. Yep, what are we looking
at there? How much do we get back?

Speaker 5 (53:38):
Sixty grand?

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Sixty grand? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
So what I would say with that is, if I
was offered you a sure thing and with a sure
investment with a six percent return in one week, may
if I gave you six percent in a year, you'd
invest in my If I could guarantee six percent a year,
lettone six percent in a week.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
May throw them. You put that much guarantee that? Can
you throw the kitchen sinking? Yeah? Maybe we should we
do a whip.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
Around, whip around?

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Yeah, okayay, be on the line.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
I've got to be honest, fellas, I don't really have
a whole lot. I me to own a house. I
don't have much to offer, happy to participate in weddings.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Well, let's just let's just throw Jerry's house on it
and split it. What like? No, no, no, no, that word,
oh no, no, no doesn't work like that. Is there
a house option on your app? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:24):
You just you just you have to upload, you know,
the the sales whatever wounded to go to the orbit
facility the property owners reach into the seems a bit Dicey,
the Mats and Jerry show a lot of.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Questions before nine o'clock. In fact, two main questions. One
of them is an asteroid around an asteroid which is
set at the Earth in twenty twenty nine, Will it
destroy all humanity?

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Well, let's put a pin in that one.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
And because I've got probably a more pressing question. Okay,
I mean that seems like quite an important one, but
it is important.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
But what are the pros and cons of leather arm
chairs and couches? Because I'm currently in the you screwed
me because you had a bloody arm chair to sell
and you didn't tell me about it. But I'm in
the in the business of buying a leather armchair and
couch situation.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
And then I just got this anti leather rhetoric.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
I always thought that leather was the pinnacle of furniture,
and that's what you bought. I've been hearing a lot
of leather anti leather redditck and and if leather's not better,
why would you pay so much more more for it?

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Okay, you're talking about Chesterfield vibes the one I was looking.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
It's not a Chesterfield.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
It doesn't it doesn't have the punishing sort of buttons
all the way through it. Okay.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Yeah, it's just like a good old, big, old, dirty,
old flat old leather wounder.

Speaker 6 (55:47):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Pros and cons of leather con yep, cold in winter, right,
but wouldn't that make it a plus in summer?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Con too hot in summer? But it's my ut it out.
But it's man out of cows with naturally regulating skin. Yeah, cows.
Cow hide doesn't breathe, right, pro If you're spill anything
on it doesn't matter. Okay, So what do you want?
It does matter?

Speaker 5 (56:14):
What do you want to couch made out of you?

Speaker 1 (56:16):
I think ideally if you're paying, if you want you
if price is not not a concern, oh must be nice. Yeah,
well I know you're in a polyest to wounded, aren't you.

Speaker 6 (56:28):
Mass Yeah, I've spent two undred bucks of my polyes to.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Police to wound. Don't you go smoking wheat on that
and then drop the bloody joy.

Speaker 12 (56:36):
I would never do something like that anyway. So you're
getting a whole bunch of anti rhetoric leather couch stuff. Yeah,
what is the line of where is that coming from?
Is there a specific issue that's been raised? From this
anti rhetoric.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
Is ugly ugly, So it's more of an esthetic thing,
ugly interesting.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Masculine, mascular. You're trying to make a boy's.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Into like a it is masculine, you're trying to make
it into sort of like a gentleman's glam.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
You're right.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
If a dude was going to make the ideal lounge, yeah,
it would start with probably some kind of leather hot.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Yeah, I know what you're doing. Shades. You're trying to
turn into the waiting room at fein fata. You're trying
to turn your lounge is the way. That's what's not
my lounge, mate, it's the den. Grow up. You're trying
to to your den into the waiting room at fin Fatao.
You feelthy, You're disgusting. Pert puff, she look absolutely puff.

Speaker 6 (57:30):
You got a puff in there?

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Yeah, you got to get a puff.

Speaker 6 (57:32):
I think a puff in front of a leather cita
looks good.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
You end up putting your feet up on the coffee table.

Speaker 6 (57:37):
So have we answered that question?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Have we? Ye? Have we?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (57:40):
They don't. They're not popular because it doesn't breathe. It's
cold in the winter, too hot in the summer, and
they look too masculine and something to do the puff.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Yeah, it looks like one of these texts is a
reader of my number one best selling book, A Life
is Punishing arm chair with lift liftable toilet seat option.
Oh yeah, one of those ones with the toilet and
the chair, seeing those that they have in hospitals.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
Have we answer that question?

Speaker 1 (58:06):
I think so? All right, So.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
Will we be kill vi an asteroid in twenty nine?

Speaker 7 (58:13):
I'll answer that next coming up and Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
It looks like we don't have time to answer that question.
Will an asteroid destroy the Earth in twenty twenty nine?

Speaker 4 (58:24):
That is gutting because we spent so long in the
leather couch.

Speaker 6 (58:27):
I couldn't be honest, guys, I feel like that's an
important question to answer. If I've only got five years left,
I'd like to know. I feel like we can't really
wait for the answer on this one. Tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Yeah. It's three hundred and seventy five meters across. Yeah,
and it's arriving on the thirteenth of April twenty twenty nine. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
But the textas says, I've a leather lounge, sweat comfy,
but a little cold.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
When watching TV naked. That's the problem. Yeah, that's the problem.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
But answer me this what will be this genius? How
come people want leather seats and cars? Then if they're
bad at temperature regulation, surely that's the place where you
want the most temperature regulation because.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
You can have temperature regulation because they have heat, seat
heaters and coolers, and it's got seat coolers.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Yeah, have you got a seat cooler, I've got a
seat heater.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
I've never heard of a seat.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Caller, seat coolers, seat heaters? Do you got it all?

Speaker 5 (59:13):
What's firing cold Europe?

Speaker 1 (59:15):
But seat cleaners? You higher seat cleaners? Question?

Speaker 6 (59:21):
For god's sake, you said, we don't have time to
answer the question about the asteroid being how many football
fields is it wide? Because we always measure these things
in football fields.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
It's three and are three and three quarters.

Speaker 6 (59:31):
It's a big, big ass medium.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Yeah, it's coming thirty two thousand k's away from Earth,
but that's not that far when you think about space,
your space is quite bigger here. Yeah. So what they're
actually the European Space Agencies. It's got a new spacecraft, yeah,
called Opofers.

Speaker 5 (59:49):
Does they have leather seats?

Speaker 1 (59:50):
This new spacecraft. No, it doesn't. They've gone with Marino cheap.
So it's going to follow the it's going to follow
the asteroid along beside it supplement question.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
It's funny when you put the.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Seat heaters in your car on and someone doesn't know,
and then they slowly start to feel like they've whipped
their pants.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
I enjoyed that hour of asking questions. Yeah, I was
actually surprised. I thought at the top of the hour,
back at eight o'clock, you guy said we've got a
whole bunch of questions answer. I thought this was going
to be an absolute s.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
I'll tell you what, as a show, we're great.

Speaker 5 (01:00:21):
At asking questions. We're asking questions terrible, We're not great
at answering them.

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
No, I don't even think we answered any single questions today. Now,
upon reflection, I don't even think we got to the
bottom the issue about the liver couches.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
We can we punt this question about the asteroid into
the Daily Bespoke meant Jury podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
And then I'm going to ask a question now, if
you do want to listen to the podcast, what time
is it available and where do you listen to it?
Eleven am iHeartRadio or Revere you get your podcasts all right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Thanks for listening to the Matt and Jerry Show today.
More questions coming up tomorrow from six a m.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
Is this Dave of girl playing the guitar?

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
Yes, but as it Dave playing the drums as well?
Answers Yes, he went and re recorded them, much to
the charge and of his currently employed drummer.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
I'll do that one alright.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Listening to the show. We'll see you tomorrow. Have a
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Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
I'll let you go. Bless blessed, blessed.

Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
Give them my taste a kiwi from me,