A Sexless Relationship - The Radio Highlights June 21

Today on the Radio Highlights Podcast, the fellas discuss relationships without sex, and we kick off our BIG BENNNDDERRRR!!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Matt and Jerry Show get into a project sorded
with Bunning's trade. Good morning, Welcome along to them, morning,
Welcome along to the Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Thank god he rolled his are on. Gotta get that
pronunciation right. There's a lot of people saying ruder about
the guy that sits in studio there the slumber of
his as our executive producer. But it's.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Apparently rooted at a number of different takes on that
one last yesterday, and in the end he forgot to
roll the r and so it was take number four
before he got this.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Are you gotta roll that out? Well, that's coming out
this morning on The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
The Wonderful world of a watch eaten by a cow
turns up fifty years later?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
What fifty whole years later? Well that's come out. The
cow come out the back end of the car, hasn't
it at some point? That's for sure. That's for goddamn sure.
It's also you send that. We'll play it Friday all
the way up till seven am this morning. Press the
talkback Fiction on your heart radio app and we will

(01:22):
play whatever you spew into it.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
A couple of big questions this morning on the Matten
Jerry Show, would your relationship survive without fornication? Also how
to New Zealand wiches celebrate the Winter Solstice? And Matfrediki
WHICHI poop.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
We did a whole We've done two podcasts this week
and the Daily Bespoke podcast on Witchie Peela strip at
you saw in Rotter in two thousand and six.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm not sure whether these particular witches is part of
the New Zealand wich is coven out of christ Church.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
We're involved in Cleopatras.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
But still the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
So it's you send it, will play it Fridays, which
means that if you send us a talk back message
on your iHeartRadio app that's the little microphone icon on
your iHeartRadio and push it and you got thirty seconds
to send us a message, we will play it unmolested
on the radio.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Okay, let's see what we got. He puts the lotion
on his skin. Yeah, there the buffalo bill reference silence
of the lambs. Yep. Of course, a flow bill keeping
a woman in a well and gets heid to put
lotion on the skin because he's making a pair of

(02:30):
woman pants. He's making a peer. He's making your body.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Skin suit, but woman pants to start with.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
And yeah, so and the dogs. I didn't actually understand
that when I first saw that movie. I was so
confused by that movie. I didn't understand what he was doing. Really.
I didn't understand what covert meant that. Oh yeah, and
I'd always warned that in Church as well, cover that
show not covert the neighbor's wife kind of names so
what you what you want? I didn't really know what

(02:57):
covert was either. I thought it was six okay, so
hang on.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
You thought it was that shall not cover at the
neighbor's wife.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I kind of thought it was like that shall not
make love to the neighbor's wife.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay, it's a good blanket rule.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I thought it was an anti swinging kind.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Of right, because the other thing with Silence and Lambs
is some butterflies involved. Yeah, and the butterflies the metaphor,
isn't it for the transition and the change?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I didn't get that either, neither did I actually, still
to this day, I don't keep the Silence of the Lambs.
That's one of my favorite movies. So the Silence of
the Lambs is she her whole FBI career? Agent Jodie
Foster is her clarice? Is her whole career just trying
to silence those lambs she heard getting slaughtered when she

(03:42):
was a kid, when she walked over near the slaughterhouse. Ah, okay,
is that what's going on there? She's she's looking for
the silence of the lambs to try.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
And you say it's right because in the she has
an interview or a chat, doesn't she with Hannibal Lictor
and the Sols, And she she has some kind of
metaphor around the silence of lamb in the.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Childhood, doesn't she? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Wh I know about that? What did multiple MiGs say
to you?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Calies? He said, yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, sir.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yes sure. Were you happy with the accent that Jodi
Foster brought to that?

Speaker 6 (04:15):
Fantastic boy? He says, I can smeller. Hey, I am not.
What else have we got in there? And I talked
about what else do we have?

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Hey? There? Could you please play? When I'm busted by
Green Day? Green Day is my favorite band and I'm
possibly one of the biggest Green Day fans in New Zealand.
When it is just a huge green Day fan. If
you could dedicate it to me, there will be allSome Thanks.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
What song was it by Greenow that they want to play? Bastard? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oh no, bustedst song?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Isn't it busted? All right? Not Bastard? Okay?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Well thanks that missus.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Jes Yep, No, we can't play that. Sorry, but we can't,
can we?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
I mean we surely we can't, can we? I mean
we can we can Okay, but surely Jess can too.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Jess can?

Speaker 8 (05:12):
I think it must have been a basket case? Okay, well,
can we can fire it up from the start again.
Let's see what Jess?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
But when it? Was it Bastard or Bustard or basketcase?

Speaker 7 (05:20):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
There?

Speaker 7 (05:20):
Could you please play when I by green Grey One.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Eyed Bastard, One Eyed Bastard? Was it an Albourne track?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'm gonna have to find out what song? Yes, we
can't play there, and we can't play it because we
don't know. We don't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Is Bastard as a song by Green Day?

Speaker 8 (05:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
It is?

Speaker 8 (05:37):
Okay, Well how about you let's get it up on
Spotify and we can have a little listen to it here,
just a little little little blast of it.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Here we go. Oh that's one.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh you a song, that's just.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
The one that they wrapped off paint.

Speaker 9 (05:53):
Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, no no no, not that
you can attend.

Speaker 10 (05:58):
You won't be lad and where I made you go.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
There's a bit of that song for you, you as
someone I'd asked for you to think it's enough for
Jespa or not, it's clearly. Here's another one. Let's go
to the final talkback function this morning.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh alright, this is this sounds a lot like a
buck dial.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
This is our first ever iHeart Radio talkback function butt dial.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
So they accidental they pressed the microphone icon on the
iHeart Radio app. So this is this is just proved
that if you seen it, will play it because we're
playing this.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
That's an inception moment.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Was that us?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
It was us on a dial coming through the talkback function?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Well, I think there's been a massive success, so keep
those coming through. Let's press the talkback function on your
Heart radio app. We'll be playing those all the way
up till seven A. And it was a huge success.
We used to base our show around butt dials. We
used to have heaps the.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
So as you send it, will play it Fridays, which
means that you can send us a talk back message
on your iHeartRadio app and we will play it unmolested
on the radio like this one.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Do do do the plumney Walker? Do do do the
plumney Walker?

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Renee playing with her toys.

Speaker 11 (07:23):
Oh, Pete, you've been a naughty boy.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
That's good. That's why we invented the yah that you
send it, will play it for that kind of content. That's,
of course reference to our four part investigation into the
Peter Plumley Walker death.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yep it is, And what I like, what's the reference
here at the end to the sheep.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I don't know. I don't think there was a sheep
and the whole Peter Plumley Walker saga.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Were they just talking about the fact that we were
talking about the lambs being quite familier.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
We're talking about the silence of the lambs. Yeah, filmy,
speaking of silence.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Actor Donald Sullivan has died. Oh, I mean recently. You
will have seen him in the Hunger Games movies, but
he's been in so many freckin' movies. I mean you
probably first saw him and the duty doesn't back in
nineteen sixty seven, but he must have been in nearly
more movies than anyone ever in the history of the world.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
And he's keef his dad of course, so rip Donald Sullivan. Yeah,
I'm just having a look here, Donald Sutherland. There's I
didn't realize he was in Mash.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
He was in the Mash movie, but not the Mash
TV so right.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Pride and Prejudice I remember, And in Pride and Prejudice,
I remember him in the Italian Job.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Have you seen the movie Don't Lock Down? Down? He
was in a nineteen seventy three where they're chasing that
girl throughout the whole movie. Have you seen that movie?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Oh my god, Don't Lock Down has the most horrific
end of any movie in the history of cinema. It's horrible.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Can you just clarify what he was in for me?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Sorry, jaff k backdraft.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Someone said, Mash, and I don't remember that Mesh the
film Mash. I wasn't in me. No, no, right, sorry?
A sitcom. Yeah, he's going to star, was you? He
wasn't in Mash. Mister Sutherland hanging out at the back
of me.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I would have remembered that Horrible Bosses.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I wasn't in Horrible Bosses.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah he was in there. Yeah. I mean he's been
in so many frequent movie.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Space Cowboys, yep, The Art of War, The Italian Job.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
The Italian Job's a great movie. Yep. National Lampoon's Animal House.
He was in that. He's an invasion of the body Snatches.
It's a good movie. I'll tell you what. One of
his most famous movies that he won on Oscar for
was Ordinary People. Oh, that's a bloody good movie. Nineteen
ninety Ordinary People. That's a good movie. That's a good movie.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
How long do we get nineteen thirty five? Oh, jeeszus
is okay? So eighty eight years old?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah? Oh, I thought he'd have been older than that.
It's been around so long. So anyway, I thought Some
Priests was family and great innings. Great innings from Donald Sutherland.
You will be missed. Now we're gearing up for our
big Ben ben A reveal party at eight twenty this morning.
At this stage, we've got absolutely.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
No idea what we're getting up to, So in a
couple of hours we're gonna pop some balloons to reveal
what the plan is for the day. We're gonna be
joined as well by our winner's Kurt and his mate Tank.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
But the one thing we do know is that we
will end.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Up at the Lula Inn in the viaduct in the
Auckland where the Big Shell be broadcasting live.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
It's a front bone party, that's right. The front Bone
is are gonna end up with the backboners.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
It's gonna be a meeting of the bonus And if
anyone can join us for this part of the vender,
if they want to, so we can get your mates together,
knockoff early and get down to the Lula and the
first one hundred through the door we'll be getting a
free backbone and a front bone T shirt. It's all
thanks to Big ban Pires, because any unexpected missions like
this one need a big bend front bone.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
The Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Green Dale on the Map and Jerry Show six twenty out.
You send it, will play it Friday if you can
get the iHeartRadio app and then you can press the
microphone function and you can send us a message. This
text to here says that they can't. Hey, you elitist
radio toddies, what about us person who don't have smarty
pants phones? A I'm still running a blue Nokia with

(11:15):
no bloody microphone. So what about playing Sounds of Silence
by Sublime?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
It is a year cheer. That's from Jack. We'll tell
you what. I tell you what. We've got this other
method of sending audio to us. It's called the phone.
You can ring us on eight hundred hedeche one hundred
four to eight, seven to five. Still, that's we've still
got phone lines. It's true, Jack, We've still got We've
still got old fashioned phone lines coming in the here.
It's not all talkback function on the I Heart radio. Yeah,

(11:41):
cheered Jack.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Cheer Jack Lader in the show, I want to share
something I learned about Elvis in the nineteen sixty eight
Comeback special. We'll have to talk around it, but it
was something shocking that I learned about what happened to
Elvis while he was performing in the nineteen sixty eight
Comeback special. And that black leathersode Geezy look good in that.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Ever, I watched that bloody baslom In movie Elvis again
the other day. It's a very very very good movie.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Very good movie there, I said it.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
It's a very good movie from Hanks. Hank's terrible. Hanks
is terrible in that movie. Like the rest of the
movie is so good, but Hanks is so bad. Yeah,
he's wearing a fat suit, but he's also putting on
this very strange accent. And so I went back to
see if the colonel who was Elvis's manager talked in

(12:27):
that voice. He didn't. He didn't talk like that. Did
he get that voice from me? No one knows. No
one knows. Hanks has gone off the reservation. He's he's
lost it. He was good and big. That was about
last time he didn't think he was good as Forrest Gump.
And that's about last time he didn't think good, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
This is the Mantain Jerry Show Radio Hatticky.

Speaker 10 (12:46):
It's Mad Jered.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Matt, He's Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
The Maiden Jerry Show, six eighty four on the mat
Dura Show. Time for the Lotus News headlines. Power and
lines companies have worked overnight to restore power in Northland
after widespread outages. Yesterday, a transmission tower fell over Ah
and the Transport Minister has put n ZTA on notice
for its infestation of road cones. Simon Brown says he's

(13:18):
going to make ZTA start measuring the.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Cost of cones.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yes and India have beaten in Afghanistan by forty seven runs,
and their T twenty World Cup Super Eights match in
Barbados after posting one hundred and eighty one for eight,
Australia take on Bangladesh at twelve thirty this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Have you seen what they're doing with roado coones now?
They're double bagging road cones. They just they won't just
have one road cone, They'll have road cone right beside
a road cone and road coat. They're just I don't
know like how it works. Someone might be able to
tell me on three four eight three or the trukpack
function in the iHeartRadio Apple HEDECHI But do they charge
the council and do they charge in ZTA per road
cone because they're definitely over road coning like they'll put

(13:57):
road cones and a road cone is bright frickin' orange.
I only need one every I want to say, five meters,
but they put them right beside each other. But bum
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
just line them up all the way down someone is
taking the pass. Interestingly, the Mayor of Auckland said the
other day that councils and stuff always have these underpaid
people that can't don't know what to say back when

(14:20):
these bills come in, so they'll have, oh, that's how
much it costs for this much of loose metal. That's
how much it costs for the road cones. And this
person that's a you know, a council accountant or a
government account that doesn't know the rules.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
So there rife to be absolutely ripped.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Off by people.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Might be why everything costs so freaking much to do
in this country.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Do you know that I was having a look on
the internet the other day and that on there was
a date where in New Zealand there was a point
where we had more road cones than people. So on
the twenty second of November last year, we had over
five point two million road cones in this country and
it cross past the amount.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Of people we had. Much change to a person who
makes the road cones, they're doing quite well for themselves.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Imagine they're making them out of this recycled placing material.
They're making a lot of money. They doing well. They
need to, you know, like there must there needs to
be a max amount of road codes. I reckon no
road cone. I think people should be imprisoned if they
put a road cone within two meters of another road cone.
I think like fall imprisonment, tasering stocks because road cones

(15:24):
just make you depressed, like driving around a city like
I mean christ Church Auckland does road cones just make
you stressed out. It lowers the overall mental health of
a nation. I think their amount of road cones have gone.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
I love what they do in Japan where they have
human rod cones. They have people dressed with things around
their waist with shining lights, and then they have torches
like the same side sort of torches that bring in
planes and they just stand beside the roadworks and wave
frantically and bikinis.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Tell us to get bikini road cones. That's a great
Odect'll be a slight distraction.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
The Mat and Jerry show Time for.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
The wonderful world of a watch eaten by a cow
that has turned up Get this fifty years later. Yes,
his name is James Steel, the farmer. He's ninety five.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
He said he bought a roll ex shortly after his
twenty first birthday in nineteen fifty, but he lost it
twenty years later, while he was working on his farm
in Shropshire. Shropshire which is in the west million Midlands
of England, right on the Welsh border. I understand, beautiful
part of England anyway. He said that he searched the
fields for his watch when he lost it, but he

(16:38):
couldn't see anything other than a nearby cow. And he
thought to himself, I think that cow was eating my
watch with a whole mouthful of grass.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
The cow eating with your mouthful of brush.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Theread So now, fifty years later, interesting accident. Fifty years later,
the watch has returned.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yay, Yeah, because Steel's son gave treasure hunter Liam King
permission to use his Middle Wonder, one of those medal
detect the Wonders, to search for old coins on the property.
And then he came across the roll x. I was
unclear with the watch, which now has a green tint
to its face, had indeed passed through a cow's digestive track.
Why don't you if you had some of my bloody

(17:17):
rural border Welsh border accent, Why don't you ever got that?
What he said here, Jeremy, I was.

Speaker 11 (17:25):
Quite pleased because I never thought I would see the
watch again. But I have got it now, I only
have to strap the other half must be disintiated.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
It's not Scottish border buddy.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
He's a scott that moved down to Shropshire.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
When they up in Scotland, don't they talk in a
way that you can't understand them at all? People in
that kind of region. It's like come around, dropped the
cold and they wear like a they were like a weird.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Material hat that's strapped around there.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
But as a plan to have.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
The whites appeared as it would be a costly mbvas,
but he was glad to have it back as.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
A keepsake the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
At the moment, For some reason, my Instagram keeps sending
me a whole lot of Elvis stuff, Elvis press conferences,
Elvis's performances, Elvis's last performances, and yesterday threw me something
about the inside story of Elvis's Elvis Presley's iconic nineteen
sixty eight come Back Special.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, if you've seen the movie that was out recently,
the Beslomen movie with Austin Barnes, No Butler, the Butler.
The Austin Barnes is the preserve Catcher for the Los
Angeles Dodgers. That's a bit where he comes out in
the leather suit with all the different things, and then
you know, you've got all those hat young Hollywood guys
that are trying to rein the greater his career. But

(19:02):
then you've got the colonel that's trying to shut it
down and get him into La Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
He was coming off the back of all of those
movies and saying he wanted to get back into his
music again, to be new movies. For the longest time. Anyway,
I was reading about this, but here was fascinated me.
So he's wearing the famous black leather suit. He looks
amazing in the black leather suit. And so while he
was recording it, this particular person who has written this

(19:29):
book about the nineteen sixty eight Comeback Special, said that
according to Steve Binder, who directed that Landmark television event,
the evidence was that when the King came back stage
after filming, and costume designer Bill Bellew, while he was
drying out his costume because it was a sweaty leather number,

(19:51):
realized that not only was the star's outfit soaked and perspiration,
but it was pretty clear that Presley had produced some
other things in the front part of it gross. Oh yeah,
it organism really, but inside of his suit, how.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Did he do that? How did he do that?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Because he didn't have a I mean it was pretty
tight suit. He did have a guitar in front of
him right at one point.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Really is that so there was just the raw sexuality
of that performance was actually raw sexuality?

Speaker 5 (20:29):
So he was something special about that performance. Wow, that's
what do you reckon he's done? Do you reckon He's
actually had to kind of, you know, play with himself
to sort him out.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
What do you think that?

Speaker 5 (20:37):
That's maybe something that he just does. He enjoys his
music so much that he can get himself to climax.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
The quote was all I can remember.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
All I can remember is Bill running up to me,
pants in hand, showing me the they described as a
and asking me what he should do to remove the
stand from inside the leather pants picking out.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
I learned a lesson, a great lesson that day. Binder said,
never again after that did I ever only have one
costume for his star. I always added two or three. Yeah. Wow,
that's pretty interesting. That's interesting to see all kinds of things.
But what was he not wearing? Gruts? Good point.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
I'm not sure these are These are questions we need
to ask the people who write the book.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, I mean, this isn't just something salacious made up
to sell the book.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Possibly? M But I guess it's not without outside of
the realms of possibility, is it. I mean he was
a very sexual, sensual performer, wasn't he.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, Rhuds just put here some audio from his Christmas
album where he recorded the song oh come all, ye faithful.
Let me see if I can find that thank you.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
O come. I think that's a different thing. Sure, I
think they check a suit after this. No, it's a
different oh.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
And his defense. I can see how a song with
such a message could confuse him.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Oh come all, ye faithful man. No, that's a different thing.
It's a very different thing.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
The Mat and Jerry Show Breakfast jewryal holacky.

Speaker 10 (22:28):
Oh, I'm glad it's fast, and Jeremy, glad.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
It's fast, and Jeremy nice to be comingy this morning
on Friday, the twenty first of doing the shortest day
of the year.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Actually, I was on the Met and Jerry the Conclave,
the Met injury discussion group, and someone was going the
exact times of the solstice across the country, because it's
actually not exactly the same. It's not just in your
elatest Auckland at a certain time down in sould of
the Earth done as where I'm from.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
It's a different time. As I've said to you number
of times I happily moved back to Denhm than anytime,
you're more than.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Welcome, you can move back, You're allowed to this.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
We've got much more salt of the earth kind of
solstice time.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
So late lefty, I believe it was eight fifty.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
I don't know where eight to fifty was in reference
to a third different times across New Zealand. But the
thing I read yesterday I said eight fifty, And interestingly,
I thought to myself, I wonder, well, now different people
celebrate the solstice, because of course normally you get a
bit of witch action for the solstice, do you? And

(23:32):
I was looking up online yesterday and I came across
the New Zealand Coven of Witches.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Okay, so witches are into the winter solstice, but they're
not involved in the summer solice. The summer solstice, so
they're just Selsius focused.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
They love all solstices and equinoxes.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Can they fly? You know what I'll tell you next.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Because I learned a lot more about watches than what
I bargained for.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
This is different kind of witches than the two podcasts
we did this week on WITCHI poo from Clear Petra's
and yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
These ones are real witches, real witches. Yeah, terrifying. Also,
after eight the Big Bender reveal, what are we gonna
do for our Big Bender today?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
We pop in some balloons the Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
It's Metallica on the Mountain Jerry Show name and it's
past seven. It is the shortest day of the year today.
In fact, we're just minutes away from it yep, at
eight fifty I think this morning, so just after our
big bend of reveal actually terrifying.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Is it terrifying? I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
It's just sort of means that there's a little bit
more darkness, a little bit less light.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
While we've got such terrifying music and we had a
terrifying screech of a witch before.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I guess in the Northern Hemisphere they celebrate winter Solstice
with Christmas. Yeah, that's true, that's what Christmas is, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
And Easter is the other one that spring one? Yes, yeah, yes,
So in New Zealand, how do we celebrate it?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Well, we don't really, although now we've got Martaariki, which
is kind of the same sort of thing. But I
don't quite understand Martariki why it jumps around? Because I
see it's on the twenty eighth of June this year,
which is next weekend.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Y lock it in, just lock it in. It as
sets time. It's annoying, like Easter, just jumping all over
the show.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
And then I think the year after it's on the
twentieth of June, so it's a week earlier. And then
I see in twenty twenty six it's on the tenth
of July.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Well, this is very interesting. You're just reading dates. But
I thought you were going to talk about witches.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
You know, I am going to talk about which is
because I was reading yesterday about how people are celebrating
the solstice yep. And it turns out that there's a
group of witches in New Zealand. They're called the Coven
of Sacred Stars, and there are a group of witches
who get together and celebrate Solstice can they do magic?

(26:00):
I didn't read anything about that. There didn't seem to
be any cauldrons, okay, and there didn't seem to be
any broomsticks, and there were no hats.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
So what is a witch technically? Then? Like a few?
Because okay, because look, look, I admit I don't know
a lot about witches, and I might come across naive here,
but I'm thinking hermione and then I'm thinking witch's hat.
I'm thinking broom and maybe fattening up Hansel and Gretel.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Okay, Well, Rachel Tremaine, she's the coven co leader yep
and the administrator of the Witches and Pagans of altered
our Facebook page, and she said winter Solstice held great
significance for witches. It's considered the point in which things
are obviously going to get colder, but the sun will
ultimately return.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Okay, that's I get that, YEP.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
I think she speaks in an accent. We acknowledge the
absolute necessity of what the cold brings and does for us,
deep retrospective time and the earth killing things off to
make way for rebirth. Our group combines winter Solstice and
Martariki together, and it's important for us because it gives

(27:10):
us time to stop and reflect on what we're grateful for,
our challenges, our intentions, and our ancestors. So what do
they actually do, though, Jerry, so, to celebrate this?

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Do they all get together or do they just kind
of sit at home and then celebrate it on this
Facebook community page that you about.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Supplementary question? Can they fly? They can't fly.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Covenant celebrating Winter Solstice this weekend with cleansing and grounding rituals,
cut a.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Kia and shed kai. Okay, but hang on, I've just
locked up water. Witches In the Oxford University Dictionary, noun
and a person that is thought to have magic powers,
especially evil ones, popularly depicted as a woman wearing a
black cloak and pointed hat and flying on a broomstick. Okay,

(27:56):
what are Covenant the Sacred Stars? They don't do that.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
They are writing down their goals and she's on a
piece of paper and they are going to burn them
and that allows the smoke to carry them up to
the Matarriki Star cluster. I don't know if we'll quite
get all the way out there.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
They committed and it's a huge value of our group. Yes,
treaty partners, but they wouldn't originally be because which is
obviously started in over and with hansl and Gridel from Germany.
Are they still doing things like that like leading kids
into the bush and then fattening them up apparently not

(28:30):
getting in your hand out there. If that happens to
you get a chicken bone. This is a little put
a chicken bone through the bar and then when the
witch like touches the chicken bone doesn't think you're fat enough,
you have to eat. That's right.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
And Matt and Jerry show, did you see there's a
headline in the Herald yesterday, man, Yes, And it was
about a woman who was so unhappy that her boyfriend
didn't take her to the airport that she filed a
dispute with the Dispute Tribunal for a breach of contract.
Oh wow, because she said that the broken promise of

(29:08):
the ride meant that she not only missed her flight,
but she also had to kindle her dogs.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Oh, because he said that he was going to look
after the dogs. Well, this relationship is going to go
really well. I think the details of the case were
released by the Disputes Tribunal. Was this in New Zealand,
still referred to as the Small Claims Court, oh the
Small Claims Court, after the woman attempted to have him
pay her the price of a new plane ticket. The
unnamed peer had been in a relationship for six and
a half years when the woman arranged to fly to

(29:34):
a concert with their friends. The boyfriend agreed to pick
her up around ten am, then stay in her home
and look after her doggies. However, he never showed up,
as girlfriend missed her flight and had to book a
new one for the next day, plus find accommodation for
her dogs. Why did she have to because after that
did they have an argument? And then he wouldn't look
after the dogs anymore.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
I know exactly what this is as a man that's
been in quite a few unsuccessful relationships mainly due to
my actions.

Speaker 7 (29:59):
Are he?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
So what happened to here is?

Speaker 5 (30:01):
I think the definitely had an they've had an argument
of some kind, and I think this might just be
the straw that broke the camel's back, and with the
cuts of failing.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Because because even though he messed, because even if though
he missed up to miss the ten am flight, he
could still look after the dogs the next station.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
No, but he didn't show up at all at all. No,
after six and a half years with this lady, Yes,
six and a half, a leears so said he was
going to as far as I read the story, he
was going to. He said he was going to take
it to the airport, right and look after a dog's
and house. The smallest claim the Small Claims courter is right.
And then he didn't do it, and then he didn't
turn up, didn't turn up for the doggies, and then
he didn't turn.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Up at all.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
He just disappeared.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
So she lodged a claim with the dispute Tropen that
the verbal agreement for a ride to the airport constituted
legally binding agreement from her now ex boyfriend. That would
be a complete complex precedent to set in relationships. That
everything you said was legally binding. Like you said you
were going to empty the dishwasher. That's a legally binding contract.
Now I'm taking into the Small Claims court.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah. Well, the Small Claims Tribunal dismissed her claim. For
an agreement to be enforceable, there needs to be an
intention to create a legally binding contract. So this was
not illegally binding contract. It was just a verbal agreement
between two people to do a favor.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
I think that not only should that, and I hope
they're broken up because it sounds like a very dysfunctional
relationship if you go into this more fame sport. But
I think neat both of though, she should be bann
from being a relationship every again, have you.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Got any information in the jerry on the relationship. He's
in the relationship with her, right, so he's chosen to
be in the relationship with her, and then he's made it.
He's said that he's made a promise to her that
he's going to look after the doggies, and he's going
to do these other things. I mean, he's like, he's
not covered himself in glory.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
We don't know that.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
We don't know what he's done. He's not covered himself
in glory.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Maybe didn't put it in his calendar. You can't make promises.
You don't make promises that you can't keep. You make
promises you can't keep all the time.

Speaker 9 (31:51):
Me.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah, never, yeah, you do you do? Never?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
What have I obvious said that I look after Colin, Well,
not look after Colin, not.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
To me to Tulsi.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Oh, that's a different thing to your partner. That's well,
that's a different thing. No, that's not a different things
exactly what we're talking about. Oh I would if I
said that I was going to look after the dog,
I'd look after the dog.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Love to your thoughts on it.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Who's in the right and who's in the wrong The
Matt and Jerry Shaw.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
A woman, a Kiwi woman has taken her boyfriend to
the Small Claims Court, the Disputes trim Bunal because he
failed to pick her up to take her to the
airport even though agreed. She says it's a breach of
contract and she had to pay for new flights, accommodation
and find somewhere for her dogs to go. And so
it just brought calls into question whether deals you make

(32:40):
or offers or are promises you make to your partner
in a relationship are binding contracts. Turns out they are not. No,
they're not. No.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
She took it to the Small Claims Tribunal, the Dispute
Tribunal and they said no, partner's friends and colleagues make
social arrangements, but it's unlikely they can be legally enforced
unless the parties performed some act that demonstrates an intent
that they will be bound by their promises.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Let me perform some kind of act anyway, Ben from
the White Kutor, He's got his thoughts on this key
issue for Kiwi's Good morning, Ben.

Speaker 12 (33:12):
Come morning guys.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (33:13):
I think the fact that he hasn't turned up speaks
to a dysfunctional relationship in the first place anyway. Or
the alternative is that they were on a break at
that point, so he thinks on not my obligations to
do this to God anyway, and he clicks so much
to the dispute tribunal over that. So six and a
half years I think is ridiculous, because you know, to

(33:34):
be doing these things at this point, surely the relationship
was ROCKI at the stage.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, yeah, I think it doesn't sound like a great
relationship to me. No, just just from the outside. I mean,
I wasn't there, obviously, I wasn't. I wasn't in a
gary situation where I was watching what was going on,
et cetera, et cetera. But for me just listening, just
reading some of the facts here, I feel like the
fact that he said he was going to take it
to the airport. He didn't end up taking it to

(33:58):
the airport speaks to the fact that that's not a
good situation. Also, that he was going to look after
her animals and then doesn't look after her animals, and
then the fact that she's prepared to take him to
the dispute tribunal also means that probably it's not a
great working right now.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, I mean, if you're taking your partner to the
small claims court, whilst that suggests that you don't have
the ability in your relationship to work out little problems.
Have you ever met she forgotten to take a girlfriend
to the airport when you said you would.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Yes, I've forgotten to do a lot of things in
a relationship Matt in the past. But yeah, I think
it's not a strength of mine when.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
An airport though. Oh no, I haven't forgotten, like completely forgotten.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Yourself. Yeah, oh there is that. Yeah, true, it depends
on the time. I forgot once in a relationship to
take my partner's mother to the.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Airport when I promise to take it.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
That's almost worse. I plumb forgot, I absolutely plumb forgot.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
And how did that end up for you?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Everyone was really angry at me.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yep, rightfully, So what when was it? Like?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
What time of the day was At four o'clock we
had to leave and then I just plumb, absolutely plumb
forgot and then everyone was so angry at me.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
But they didn't take me to the the small claims court.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Oh okay, but they actually had to preferred they took
me to the perform planet plane sport. Three years I
could have actually done with some litigation and there or
some someone on my corner. That's a good point.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
At least some kind of structure to the repercussions. At
least I've had some closure on their argument. Matt, you
had to deal with yours for the next three years.
Maybe if they hadn't gone to the small court, Yeah,
they wouldn't. They would have to be dealing this with
three years from there.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
But you don't have to take your partner's mother to
the be And I think that. I think the thing
at that point is you say no at the start, No, no,
it's ubers buses, you know.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
At the start. That's another problem for another day.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
That you can walk.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
If you're asked to take his mother to the airport,
you say no, she can walk.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Show up on time. Don't do that. You don't do that,
do it?

Speaker 1 (35:55):
You would have offered to do it, So it's your fault.
You would have offered to the apoo because you're trying
to be the good guy in the moment, and then
you actually forgot mate, probably drunk, I was offered. Probably
went out with your mates for a drink.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Were you on the person?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Is actually more with you, mate, exactly your fault.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
You were actually sitting at the table with me and
say she can get to the you put herself. I
remember you're specifically saying it, and then you ordered some
spisso marks all right, okay, coming up after eight o'clock,
I should take you to court.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Over Okay, all right, what are we going to be
doing after eight o'clock? We're going to find out what
we're doing today on our big bender thanks to Big
Ben pie is. This is the Meting Jerry Show. Ready
hand well, it's started.

Speaker 10 (36:36):
Matt and Jerry read holda weigdaylineings some six until.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
I met in Jerry, Matt Heth, Jeremy Wells. The Maiden Jerry.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Show of Metton Jerry Show. Time for the latest news headlines.
Homeground space company Rocket Lab has achieved fifty space launches
more quickly than any other. It's latest Electron rocket is
taking a French satellite into orbit after launching from the
Mahia Peninsula this morning.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
I know we celebrate Rocket Lab a lot, but how
freaking cool it is is there in New Zealand that
we send things into space. It's very, very, very freaking cool.
We're good at it, We're bloody great at it.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Who would have thought?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yeah? I mean, when I was a kid and I
was really excited about space and stuff. If I ever
knew that years down the track, New Zealand would be
blasting crap into space, I'd been blind in my mind.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
And Hollywood legion Donald Sutherland has died at the age
of eighty eight after a long illness. He spent more
than seven decades in the film industry, starring in around
ninety films.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Have you seen the.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Movie Don't Lock Now.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
By the Heat Starsn't It? Have you ever seen that movie?

Speaker 9 (37:47):
No?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Oh, my goodness, people that know. No, if you know,
if you know, then you know. Great actor ninety seventy three,
terrifying freaking film. Yeah, it's very very good actor and
kept going and going. It was in you know like
more recently, people like Mashi's age will probably know him
as President Snow from the Hunger Game series.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Oh that's right, Yeah, I don't forgot that he did that. Yeah,
that's probably his most popular role of late, isn't it.
And then you said some classics earlier in the show
that he's been and was it usual suspects that he's
in as well?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
It was an ordinary people people, ordinary people.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
That Oscar Bait movie was a very depressing movie. It's great.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
And discipline may help decide the super ap Pacific final
between the Blues and the Chiefs. That been parke tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Well it may chief sit a minute? Are you happy
with that? Just discipline may help. Also, all kinds of
things may help. Tying up your boots may help.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Chief Skipper Luke Jacobson says the second and most penalized
is the second most penalized the season nineteen times overall
while departing Blues flanker Akira Yowani has been paying sixteen times.
Who's fourth? So the tab he's got the Blues his
favorite dollar forty five and the Chiefs paying two dollars
sixty year.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Well, of course, last time the Blues played the Chiefs
in Auckland Day won thirty one seventeen and it was
quite a dominant display by the Blues. But you've got
to say, the Chief's coming right at the right end
of the season. And so much Chiefs mone are coming
up the motorway tomorrow. Yeah, so much.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Support for the Chiefs massively, so sky Sport's coming out of.
Joey Wheeler told us yesterday that he is backing the Chiefs.

Speaker 9 (39:25):
Hit me here, boys, I see an upsolte hit me.
I just think that the Chiefs are going to do it.
They've been the sleeping giant for the middle part of
the super agby comment. Then they've come and good at
the right end of the tape. That's the chief for me.
Under up the mana.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Get them a lozenge. There we go. Something. Get Joey
Wheeler a lozenge. Actually like a sexy croaky voice. He
always has it, doesn't he. What do you think, Jeremy
Blues are the Chiefs?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Well, you know, I'm a Blues fan through and through,
but I think the Chiefs might upset them.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Do you think it's good eating at two sixty? I
think some good eating two sixty or blue has just
got a I just think discipline may help decide so
like that.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
The Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
So would your relationship survive without love making? I'm not
asking you, Mesh, because you answered the question as we
went into the song already. No was the answer from you,
which I thought was a shallow response, very shallow. Because
there was an article on the Herald yesterday about four
women discussing how they maintain strong relationships despite low or
no sexual activity.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
They highlighted the importance of non sexual intimacy, such as
acts of servers, open communication, physical affection, and shared activities.
I mean I want to talk to the guys in
this relationship. The woman also say that the healthy relationships
survive and thrive without frequent success, and that each a
couple must find what works for them. I mean, you're

(40:54):
in a relationship without sex, jeremy, mate, I mean you've
had well when we were doing the power or not.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
That's not true. That is hold on, that is unfair,
not true. Answer me that when we have had I've
had sex twice. It is with there is sex in
the relationship, thanks very much.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
There has historically been sex. I have two children. Yeah,
I know, I get that. But you when we were
doing the pelvic floor exercises and we were saying it
improves bladder control and sexual performances for four straight months,
I asked you every day have you have you been
able to try that out in the bedroom? Yet you said,
don't be ridiculous. Look, all of our relationships have historically
had sex. We're on the same we're on the same ballpark. There.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Historic, Yeah, we've all had historical set. There's historic and
there's like you know, the stone hinge as none of
us are making up to our partners as we speak. Well,
there's historical and in this prehistoric like I mean, your
kids are exactly mashed.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Twelve twelve years are past? Is the past mash.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
It's all the same if you were to have a
look back at the last five years there. So Jerry
time is but a construct. They see Sarah, who's a midwife,
says there's much more to intimacy than sex.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
The problem with Sarah the midwife, she's operating around that
kind of area quite a lot, isn't she With the midwifery.
She's probably had enough of bloody what happens when people
have sex?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Holly, who is forty four, who's an interior decorator, said
that she misses feeling like a desirable woman.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Okay, well so ah so in her case, it's the
man that's Holly forty four, the man who's not getting
sexy with her. Yeah. Maybe Felicity thirty five, student and
part time office work. It's surprising how nice I Hunt
can feel. See that's lovely.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
And Jesse who's thirty six, she's a graphic designer, and
I'm sure she feels like a lot of people do.
My whole mindset around six shifted after I had children.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Yeah, it has your husband's or your partner's mindset changed.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
I go have a question for you.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
You're far more experience when it comes to long term
relationships and sex. Oh, we're both me and more sex
than you.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Both me and Jeremy are considerably better in the sack
than you've had.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
We've had considerably more experience.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
It's like lightning. It's uncomparable. How much to me and
Jeremy are in the sack and you are hard to ima.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
I know that's hard for you to imagine, but when
you look at us, next time you look at us,
just realize that it's wind. We're just destroying you. When
it comes to numbers, it's like destroying you.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
It's like an elite athlete and an amateur.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
So we've played like one hundred and fifty tests and
you've played like seven.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
What is it? I wasn't gonna ask you, Jeremy. Jeremy's
like the Trent Bolt of love making, but he's recently retired,
not reasonly.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
What I was just gonna ask you was actually what
happens if you've been in a long term relationship, and
like these couple of women in this article, if you're
not feeling the love from your husband or your partner,
or whatever way around it.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Is in your situation, what do you do? Do you
stick through it? Do you keep going when that kind
of thing leaves? Does it not come back?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
You stick Well, it depends on the relationships. But relationship change,
of course. And I would say this that it's something
that I have learned over the years. A piece of
advice for you, Meshy. While we're getting through life, all
those numbers that you've managed to put on the board.
Apparently Telsey and I've been together for twenty five years.
I'll tell you something you have moments where you fall
in love with your partner again, and then you have

(44:16):
moments where you're not as much okay, and a relationship
goes as I am in love, I am currently I'm
currently in love.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Can you keep it? Can we can we run like
a fire thing? Because you know that that fire warning thing.
We should have a thing on the wall for Jerry
comes and every day into the studio and he puts
where he's sitting on the love speech from the tousi Ay.
Jerry will stomp in one morning and it will shove
it right to the left, zero passion. That is the
way that it works.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
You go through moments where, for whatever reason, things are
happening in your life. You might be working more, you
might be as close at certain moments with your partner.
But then when you come back together again, you realize
that you have had to work to get back towards
that point.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
But then you go, oh, this person I love more
at this particular moment. But sometimes if you let.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
It drift apart, and you continue to let it get
drift apart, and then it's hard to bring it back
at that point.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
What what I'm saying is.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
It's peaks and troughs. What tears your part? What tears
your part?

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Yeah? What's tearing?

Speaker 9 (45:15):
What?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
What?

Speaker 9 (45:15):
What?

Speaker 2 (45:15):
What causes you to drift apart? Oh?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I think just not not looking after each other, not
thinking about your partner, thinking about yourself. Selfishness inside of
a relationship will will ruin a relationship.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Tell you what, listeners. Jeremy came skipping into the studio
the other day and he said, you know what you've
got to do in a relationship, man, You've got to
press your lips together for a minimum of six seconds
a day.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
It's good to keep to keep the biological connection going.

Speaker 9 (45:40):
Well.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Sometimes you're so familiar with someone, aren't you, that you
say hi, you say hi bye, high buy and you
don't have any affection when you do that. But if
you show a little bit of fiction, make that little
Lextra SCEP really helped.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
Okay, Mash, Well, there you go, and congratulations to you
boys for such impressive numbers over the last few years.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
I've got a lot to learn a lot.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Jeez, you've got a lot.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
The Mat and Jerry show a.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Lot of advice coming through relationship advice on the text
machine three four eight three. You can get hold of
us anytime you like on three for three, or you
can send us a message via the talkbait function on
your iHeartRadio app, or you can give us a call. Oh,
eight hundred hodech he I eight hundred four to eight
seven two five. This text here, I haven't made love
with my partner in almost forty days, and boys, I'm struggling.

(46:27):
I'm finding it very hard.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Oh, that's just a silly joke. I haven't made love
with my partner in almost forty days and boys, I'm struggling,
finding it very hard.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Oh sounds like a pun.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
First.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
That's a pun, isn't it for his operation?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Oh that's not insightful commentary on sexless relationships. That's a
that's a silly joke.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Hey, Jerry, before you mentioned that text here is is
get on the gear together.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
That helps life can be too heavy. Look, I'm not
going to focus on the first part of that text.
That's not really super elephant, but that that that's close
to home for me. Mike. You're Lauren and I met
having a good time out and about, like a lot
of relationships did. And that's something that we started to do.
If we're ever feeling the pressures of life. Will just
go out for a dance and a drink and it's
quite a good thing to do.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
You got to remember why you got into relationship in
the first plason. Sometimes as well, when you get up
a bit older and you have kids, you can definitely
forget what attracted you to that personal.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Because it becomes very state.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Oh yeah, because it becomes very administrative. When you're running kids.
It's like who's picking up the kids? What are you doing,
who's organizing? Why there's so much admin to run?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
But are you going out and playing together with the intention?
Because you know what the topic we're talking about here
is sexless true joint. So is this bloody going out
and playing together and dancing or just a ruse from you,
Mashi to try and get some action when you get home.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
I mean, I suppose it is, but I think down
I know that the chances of there being more intimate
feelings towards one another as after the moment that we
go out and have fun.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
But I suppose you're not chasing around the diant for
grinding up and because obviously she seen a dance floor,
it's pretty it's pretty dirty, dancing, pretty hectack.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
I mean oftentimes you're out. You take Lauren out though,
to attract the third party into the city. Okay, we
don't need to talk.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
About that on it like bait okay to third party.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Okay, all right, we're wrapping this hour up after the breaks.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
It's not you're not going out. It's not a fishing
exercise going out on the town. It's not.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
That's not what it's about.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Can someone remind me what's coming up after eight o'clock?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
There's some balloons in the shit out and I'm told
I'm allowed to say why. Oh, apparently we're not allowed
to some kind of big secret going on here.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
We'll be revealed after eight o'clock this morning. But let's
just say we're going to be spending the day on
our big bender thanks to big ben pies.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
And after eight o'clock. Why hanging on a minute, So
I was distinctly I was distinctly told by you I
wasn't allowed to say that, and then you've just said it.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
It's a tease. That's a tease.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
You've said all thanks to big big players. Because any
unexpected missions like this one need a big bend mantain
Jerry Shore Radio had a kick.

Speaker 10 (49:00):
Oh what is Jerumy and that you else with mash
All is Jerumy and you the breakfast show from me.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
The Mat Jerry Show to turn on my Rady.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Oh wow want Jerry and Mad my fabits breakfast show.

Speaker 10 (49:29):
It is Jerry and Mads.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Nicervy Company this morning on the shortest date of the year,
the twenty first of June twenty two.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
And a big shout out to all those Witches covens
across the country that are celebrating the solstice with the
Witchipooh ways's good to know that it's still happening across
the country. This is big one across this weekend. Yeah,
that's right, you beg Witchipoo coven.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
So we're gearing up for a big Ben the reveal
party at twenty past eight this morning, so one around
about seventeen minutes. And at this stage we've got absolutely
no idea.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
What we're going to be doing for our big bender today. Wow,
We've got some We've got some balloons and I believe
we're going to pop the balloons and what we're doing
for this big big Ben's Bender will be inside the balloons.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yes, we're going to be joined by our winners, Kurt
and Renee. One thing we do know is that from
four pm this afternoon we're going to end up at
the Lula in.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
An Auckland's Via Act with the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
We're going to be broadcasting live and anyone can join
us on that part of proceedings.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
It's a big front bone. All the front boners will
be there, that's right. So all thanks to Big ben
Pires because any unexpected missions like this one need a
big bend. Delicious, the Mat.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
And Jerry shows so great.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Please to welcome into the studio live in person, acc
Head Chi Lane.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Great to be here, such huge fans of you both.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Oh look if you think you're a fan of us,
we absolutely love you. Jula, we thank moment a moment ah,
and look your passion for the Chiefs Mana. It's just
it's beautiful to watch. And so what a great weekend
for you.

Speaker 9 (51:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Absolutely, I am fizzing at the bung hole.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Are you getting some good eating here at two dollars sixty?
The Chiefs and the Blues of the dollar forty five?

Speaker 4 (51:15):
It's good eating for the Chiefs.

Speaker 13 (51:16):
I've got a good feeling, I've got a good feeling.
This isn't an away game for the Chiefs. I have
heard rumors there is up to twenty thousand Chiefs Mana fans.
It is the Dunkirk of rugby. They are coming over
the Bombay Hills and the biggest Mana bus convoy you
have ever heard.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
I've heard rumors that they're gathering at the hill Crest.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Yeah, oh my goodness. Oh no, I've been there. Put
the swordust down. Oh no, whatever pub the Chiefs Mana
are going to. They love drinking on sword Us Oh
my god.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
And there's a two hour commute as well.

Speaker 13 (51:48):
I mean, look, I've heard also rumors that's Blues fans
are going to have a blockade at Rainbow's End across.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
But it's his Dunkirk. You won't be able to stop
the Mana bus.

Speaker 9 (51:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Well. The other thing is like historically Chiefs fan, a
fan from the White Kettle is about four times as
loud as any fan from the other part of the country.
So the Blues faithful have to have to come out
and loud, maybe a vuvuzela or something.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Yeah it Look, let's be honest. I mean, there's a
lower issue on a society that's operating down on it.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Oftentimes.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Yeah, they will be rowdier, they will be noisier, they
will make more noise.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
I mean, I look got more passion.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah whatever. I look back to the time. I think
it was ninety ninety three, I was there.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Oh God, of course you were there. And there was
a Red Philly Shield challenge at Edon Park and there
were about seventy five percent of the people at eden Park.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Were and we won.

Speaker 13 (52:36):
And I remember a huge pitch invasion and my friend
Hawk and Steel were absolutely bent in half by the police.
But he opened up, he opened up the field for us.
He sacrificed himself. He was like the first man through
the defenses, and we just flooded on. It was a
terrible day for Auclorn, the hand of God, Graham Purvis.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
What a terrible too late? And I don't know it
might because I don't know the logistics of it, But
is it too late for all the chiefs Mana fans
to have their tickets provoked? And surely we can bring
in some more Blues fans and to just fill up
those seats.

Speaker 13 (53:05):
I see if Blue well, I thinkcause I love the
most of the posts and the Blues we've sold it out.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
We've sold it out.

Speaker 13 (53:09):
Congratulations, well known, No you haven't. Half of that stadium
is going to be Chiefs Mana fans. And I'm going
to have to say south of the Bombays all the
way down to Bluff are Chiefs man Of fans. The
whole of New Zealand are against you.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Well that the Mana fans are only allowed in the
East stand, aren't They wouldn't kill to block.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
A road off, wouldn't kill them there some road work.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
It's hard enough to get the held in anyway. Let's
be honest.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
What about we set up We'll go down there with
some road cones and then just sort of make a
feat a detour that's actually a U turn, divot them
out towards total or put.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Them into Albany Stadium. They won't know.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
That'd be great. It's actually not a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Yeah, So the Blues looking here. The Blues have won
seven of their last ten against the Chiefs. Yep, the
Blues beat the Chiefs obviously here in the did he
one seventeen and then and this is the first time
the Blues have played the Chiefs in a Super Rugby final.
The Blues have won four of the last six Super
Rugby finals that they've been in. The Chiefs the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Acc here G Lane have lost their last two Super
Rugby finals, the chokers at the final hurdle.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Now they're not that back to back winners.

Speaker 13 (54:16):
The fact that they have been in the conversation the
last few years where the Blues haven't. So they're going
to come in with confidence. They've been in the finals before.
Blues have been futtering. Sure they won Super Rugby Eltier,
what was that they didn't even play the Crusaders. So look,
all I'm going to say is that's good eating on
the Chiefs. They're coming in with some serious manner. In
the last two games that the Blues had an easy
run to the final, they're going to get beat up.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
So and you're throwing, you're showing it, throwing a cheeky
hundi at your beloved Cortiers at Ratama.

Speaker 13 (54:44):
Yes sneakers, sneakers Ratima named after the Nike sneaker Cortez Ratima.
He has been playing magnificent support play all season. So
for him at three ten anytime try scorer, that's when
I'm chucking on the hunch.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
That's my hunch. Get in on that one. I'm pretty
sure it's going to come off.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
And just quickly before we let you go.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Obviously, from the NRL this weekend, five pm tomorrow night.
From the Goldie, you have the Titans taken on the Warriors,
and I see the Titans favorite here two dollars fifty
and the Warriors a dollar fifty three all other The
Titans are last, the seventeenth on the NRL ladder at
the moment.

Speaker 13 (55:18):
Yeah, it's one of these banana skins for the Warriors though,
isn't that when you play the last place team at home,
starts to become a little bit of an issue. But
it's a double banger for sports fans though, because on
Sky Sport nine you've got die Henwood at five o'clock
on Friday on Saturday and then straight into the finals.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Well, thank god league actually gets through the games on
time and it can't blow out. You can't know the
zombie football, so there's not going to be that scrap
at the pubs at the end of the Warriors they
haven't finished and someone tries to turn it over to
the Super Rugby. They'll get it through. They'll get that through.
That in two hours.

Speaker 13 (55:51):
They will they they don'te though, because they go to
Golden Point. And I remember a game recently the Warriors
been to Golden Point.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
I forgot about Golden Point. We crashed pubs across the
country with bur to the ground as they try and
over to the union when the when the league isn't finished,
but at least when the blower goes, the blower goes.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yeah, absolutely, thanks, good time this morning A sec here
g Lane.

Speaker 10 (56:19):
Seeing New Zealand. Oh wows yea by.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Oh yeah, the Matt Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
So we're gearing up for our big bend a reveal
party at the stage. We've got absolutely no idea what
we're getting up to today.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
We're about to pop some balloons reveal the plan for
the day. I mean we're about to not right now,
but in a I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
The studio is absolutely humming out there in the HQ.
We've got all kinds of things going on. I mean,
I'm pretty sure I might see Dray Queen out there.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Yeah that you that you could see something like, I
don't know what that's about.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
We joined by want of Kurt. Remember when we talked
to get the cities. We won't bring his mate Tank. Yeah, Tank,
and that sounds dangerous to me. I thought he's bringing
whenever it's a mate, tank on a bender, then you
know it's things are going to go one way. But
he's but Tank's on a health kick, right, Okay, tanks
become like Tank. So we thought Tank was like Frank
the Tank. But it turns out that Tank's more like
you know, the smooth, the juices, the juices and the

(57:23):
salads Tank. So so instead, Yeah, Kurt's brought Renee instead.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Oh He's brought Renee. Yeah, I can see Renee out there. Yeah,
Renee his partner.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Are we sure?

Speaker 1 (57:33):
I mean, maybe we should talk to Kurt later on
and find out Maybe it's a Tinder day. Imagine that
of all the persons as Renee your partner, not your partner,
not you're hopefully in the future, not your partner.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Okay, So I'm I can see Kurt. I can see
Kurt out the window there, and I think it's a.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Date situation for Kurt Tinder. I think he's hoping to
hook up with Renee maybe throughout the day.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
I want to see how we'll see how that goes.
I mean, we'll do what we can to facilitate that.
One thing we do know about. This bender from four
pm will end up at Lula Inn in Auckland's Viadact
with the Big Show. We'll be broadcasting with the Front
Bones live at lula In and anyone come down. The
first one hundred through the door get a free Backbone
t shirt one hundred and the second hundred get a

(58:18):
free front bone teach. That's right.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
So we're going to have Frontbones and Backbones meeting in
one place for the first time ever. History is going
to be made today.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Yeah, so anyone can join us for this part of
the Big Ben dourh. So get your mates together, knock
off early and get down to the Lula Inn. Alright.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
I think up next, fellas, we might be getting stuck
into this balloon popping. Not one hundred percent sure what
the plan is, but I am fizzing. I'll tell you
what a lot of the balloons and find out what
we're going to be doing.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
It's all thanks to Big Ben pies, because unexpected missions
like this one need a big bend.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
All right, the Matt Benjerry Show.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
All right, there are people in the studio than I've
ever seen before because we are gearing up for our
big bender thanks to Big Ben Pies, a day of
crazy activities, and Matt, you have in front of you
a whole lot of helium balloons, yellow and black balloons,
and we're gonna pop the balloons and find out what
we're going to be doing today.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Okay, all right, so are we ready for balloon one?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Cheers? Matt's got a quite a brutal like a fileting
knife in his hand. All right, So what's inside of
balloon one?

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Cardioki?

Speaker 1 (59:35):
So we're doing?

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Okay, alright, if we do some cats on stage, Mike
Minogue has got another balloon here. Mike Minogue has another
balloon here. Find out what else we're going to be doing.
Should step away from you an She'll be right.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Okay, would you like to read that out?

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Please? The next thing please, Mike Minogue? Here we go,
Here we go, Here we go. I just come right
up to the mic. Get right up and there keewee
pong and poker. Okay, okay, all right. G Lane has
got me a balloon. Okay, could you get that off

(01:00:16):
the floor please, Glane and read out what it says.
Thank you, Glane. Acc had g Lane get right up
into the mic.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
There strippers and cocaine. Sorry I misread it. That was
my monologue. Get on the poles, Get on.

Speaker 10 (01:00:33):
The poles, Get on the poles plural.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Now Ruder has made his way up to the mic. Ruder,
not not that one. It's just a random balloon. Ruder's
just come up with a balloon that's unrelated. All right,
but Ruder, you can read this. Ruder, and then Keys
you can come over and read the next one. All right,
all right, okay, what is say? Ruder? Where's it gone? Thanks? Dan,

(01:01:08):
ship hatts. So we're all getting some sweet tests. Tats CAZy?
Are we ready? Okay, boy, I'll tell you what the
little the little notes fly across the room. Okay, Pezh,
smash some balls.

Speaker 10 (01:01:29):
Okay, smash some balls.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Angie, would you please make your way over old.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Concerned about the last couple with tants and then smash
some balls. Jesus mate, the way you're holding that knife
against Angie's face? Mate, Oh Angie, are you okay?

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Radio?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Let's find that piece of paper?

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
All right? Okay, what have we got? What's the next one?

Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
Hens a shaking it?

Speaker 11 (01:01:55):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
The Big Show live from Lula.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Didn't we know that was hitpening.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
I felt like we knew that was hitling, right?

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Who else wants to do one?

Speaker 9 (01:02:11):
Here?

Speaker 10 (01:02:12):
Can I do one?

Speaker 9 (01:02:12):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Whatever Jesus make about yourself?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Oh okay, let's have a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Here we go again.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Yeah, you stabbed that Jesus Christ. Really tricky to take
those those little nights. Isn't it like slip catching correctness?

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Do you know what she forgot?

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
People might have been listening around the country right now,
so investing what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Okay? The next activity with what on earth?

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
We're going overseas?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
What? Wow? Okay, Julane's come back for another.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Okay, can you behave We're getting to your behavior sign
ju Lane, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Here it is all right? Okay, what else are we
doing on this? This big Ben's bending? Oh, drags, drags,
drags on the poles and on the drags.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
So quite sicky.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Focus.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
I want to go.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
To find on one bazy. This is the final part
of amission today.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
Eat a pie in the sky.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
In the sky and we're going overseas, so that means
we're on a plane. Okay, all right, all right, Well
we'll be getting stuck into that after nine o'clock this morning.
It's all thanks to Big Ben. Thanks for coming in everyone.
This is this is crazy, Martin, Jerry Show Radio.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Had to kick.

Speaker 10 (01:03:45):
It's not You and Jermy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
Show Six to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
The Mat and Jerry Show trying for the latest news headlines.
An eighty thousand dollars award is being offered to anyone
with information that will help police locate Tom Phillips and
has three children, and it expires in less than a week.
While he's been on the run, Phillips is alleged to
have robbed a bank, shot at a supermarket worker, stolen
a ute and quad bike, and tried to break into

(01:04:15):
a shop.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Is there what's going on? Is there a lot of
people hitting down there? Is it a circus? Is it
a bounty hunter type situation? Are there? Because eighty thousand
dollars a lot of money. You can imagine people that
have bush skills would be out there having a look,
wouldn't you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
I believe according to the news last night that they
police have collected quite a lot of information, forty pieces
of quite crucial information. Right so whether or not that
will lead to an arrest, I'm not sure. Of course,
all those things he's alleged to have done, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
A woman has taken her boyfriend to the disputes tribunal
after he never showed up to take her to the
airport and she missed her flight. That also arranged for
him to stay at her house while she was away
and look after the dogs. What she didn't do. The
case was dismissed and the couple have broken up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Yeah, I think that was a good move. I think
that couple should Definitely, they probably never should have been together.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
I don't know. Do you think that was a good
six and a half years they've been together?

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
You never know, there may have been some sparks in
the bedroom, who knows, really crazy v crazy DCA situation.
Something happened, something was good for six and a half years,
and something kept them together.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Yeah, but I mean I for example, you know you
and Tolki have been together for what twenty years? Have you?
You and your lovely about twenty five years? Do you
reckon that would be the end? If she took you
to the small claims court because you didn't take it
to the airport.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
I don't think she'd do that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Well exactly. That's why you've got a proper good relationship
because that would never happen.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
I don't think she'd do that, but I'll never say never.
And a sold out crowdball pack Auckland's Eden Park tomorrow
night for the Super Rugby Final Who's taking on the Chiefs.
You can join the ACC for Life commentary from seven
pm on iHeartRadio and watch it on Sky Sport nine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
I'd tell you why the ACC commentary with g Lane
and James mcconey is not even handed. You don't think
it's going to be unbiased for the final? It is
the single most biased commentary that is ever all season.
Those guys have not even not even made one consent
can concession towards being even handed? I don't think for

(01:06:15):
the final they'll sort things out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Try me even surely surely for the final.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
The Matt and Jerry Show, Hey, yeah, you know how
Ruder from Studio B even down there pools, even down there,
any pools of thumb out of his ars, and he
will record a song like you know, you might hear
these these IDs where he sings about the Met and
Jerry Show's got a beautiful boys, beautiful isn't it great?

(01:06:42):
Over Davies, I love over Davies from my house. I'd
love to get him on the show one day. We
should reach out and see if we can get Over
Davies on the show. It'd be a great interview.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
I wonder if we're still running that free flowing mullet
with the chiffon and we're going out the back and with.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
The fan on stage that blows his hereback while he's performing.
But anyway, we've gone off topic here. On the Conclave
of the Met and Jerry Facebook discussion group, people often
post their Met and Jerry songs up there, and Stephen Morris,
a member of the Conclave, has posted this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
I thought we'd give it a bit of a listen.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
A step so much of brilliant Stephen Morris, that's Jerry good.

(01:08:10):
That is beautiful and much information key information there.

Speaker 10 (01:08:15):
It all works.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Yeah, I mean, I if it's going to be a critique,
already put the Auckland frequency in ninety nine. But you
know he could have gone right around the country. But
that's just a small critique. Fantastic from Stephen Morris. If
you've got one, if you've got a decent pair of
pipes on the then feel free to post that to
the conclave the Met and Jerry Facebook discussion group.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Yes, how this text has just come on here. I'm
having a staycation at a hotel this weekend with my partner.
She's listening to your show right now. Can you please
tell Rebecca the benefits of shower sex, considering we don't
need to pay for the water this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Okay, there we go. Okay, that's that's been a question
being a US And now she go the top five
benefits of shower sex.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Oh, you're medi name the benefits of clean up required?
This discussed that one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
Yep, people doing school drop off people are already nude. Yeah,
you don't have to worry about taking clothes on.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
And let's keep going.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Umm, you can message your partner using lubrications through soaps.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Yeah that's three. Do you think that sometimes in some
sort of a shower love making situation people may be
soap up. A man will seap up and only clean
certain parts of the female's body and be really focused
on certain parts. Way nothing to do with how clean
or dirty they are, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Yeah, the problem is that one person generally gets a
little bit cold.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Yeah, oh that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Yeah, and one person is not unless you've got the
double shower? Double shower?

Speaker 9 (01:09:39):
Do you know?

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
The only thing that upsets me about showers? And I
know this guy has not asked us for the negatives, Yeah,
but I'm just going to give him one. Is what
happens if the love making progresses to outside the shower
and then you're all, you know, a little bit, you
bit cold and sweating, and then you gotta get back
in the shower again.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Yeah, you get back in the shower with your partner.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Well, if you want, why is it getting out of
the shower once it starts in the shot finishes in
the show, Because Jerry.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
What starts in the shower finishes in the shower. That's
one of the key rules. That's what you learn that
when you're my age experience, like I yeah, that's what
we were saying before. How me and Jerry seasoned love
makers professionals and you're an absolute rank You.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Guys aren't seasoned professionals. I know you like to tell
me that you have accumulative numbers.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Is just the numbers. The numbers.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
January ten, we're in January ten, We're in.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
July twenty, The Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
All Right, We're about to embark on our big bender
thanks to Big Ben, and we've already popped the balloons.
We found out what we're doing. We're starting at the
drags under drags. Yeah, it's either cigarette or drag races
or something like that. We've got beer, pong and poker
after that. Then we're going overseas. Holy but geez, I
don't have a sea. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
We're going to smash some balls now, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Sure what that's about. Smashing balls, big fan of smashing balls.
Then we're going to eat a pie in the sky.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Tats is an interesting one that's come that's been popped
there at number six tats.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
If that's tattoos, I would like to get a tattoo
of my favorite sports club, the Los Angeles Dodgers, thinking
if we could please.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Okay, there was a spelling mistake. I thought there was
just supposed to say tts man. Actually we haven't even
started then assumed. I just assumed another see.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Was get on the poles. Yep, So that's have a
ciggy I guess something that it seems like it seems
like that's probably put through by Minoggio and what ja
that one slapped that one in them.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Yep, and then karaoke karaoke, and then we've got the
Big Show live from four pm at Lulain and Orkland's Viaduct.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
First one hundred people through the door get a backbone
T shirt. I've actually got.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Keysy's phone here so I could just go into and
read some text out be interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
He's having some trouble, aren't. So it's all thanks to
big vampires because any unexpected missions like this one need
a big ben. Should we get stuck in a.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
How are you there?

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
You going?

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Okay, we're about wasn't drag racing or cigarettes? Have we
got pies here?

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
You have to have a pie steak in double cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
That's steak and double cheese. What we got here? I'll
have mins double cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Here we go, all right, all right, thank you the pie,
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Okay, that's some cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Love it right, Let's get Oh yeah, okay, here we go.
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Well, thanks for listening to the show this morning. You
have a lovely day to day. We'll check him with
you throughout the day. Yeah, and we got a we're
recording a podcast somewhere as well, part of the Spender
as well aren't we. Yeah, that's right, Yeah we went
all right. Okay, so there's a big ben, pies, because
any unexpected missions like this one need a big ben.

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