August 31, 2025 • 20 mins
Today the guys talk about the lighthearted times they got lit up, and break down the crumbliest flakiest chocolate Flake ad a little more.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get a It's Diary here from the Haydechy Breakfast. Just
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get on with the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Fly the Crumbliest Thingist Chocolate.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Taste that chocolate never tasted before.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
The Crumliest play Chiu.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Thanks char Never.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Cambo's fleek the crumbliest, fleakiest mo chocolate in the world.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You might wonder who's singing that and how they how
did they get so high? It was actually a band
called Love Decree. Really yep. That that singer there is
Grant mac Man.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Grant can put it down, can't you?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah? Grant making Tosh. She that was falsetto, wasn't it. No?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
And that was full voice.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I think he was down there in the chest. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
And also what I like about that was it eighties
eighty five? I think that was that was again back
in all good stuff came from the cocaine here, but
I liked the idea that they went in there and
just went, it's just a chocolate bar commercial. Man, probably
do need to do too much. And it was just like,
if it's all good with you, guys, I'm going to
go fucking hard.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, we're going to go out.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I'm going to go as hard as I possibly can.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
If that's I'm going to sing it like nobody's business.
And then we're going to get a guy who sounds
like he's been eating chocolate and drinking whiskey for the
last fifty five years to do the final little voice over, but.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Smoking rollies in the world.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
It sounded like he recorded that around a campfire and
they went up to him. They just found him while
he was sleeping out underneath the stars. Can you read
this line about a chocolate bar?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
And he goes, yep, Yeah. The lady who's on the
aird is just lovely. The sunflower one just lovely or
the waterfall or both both?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Are they that different? Day?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
The sunflower ones, the brunette, another one is the blonde.
Should we will put these in the conclave as well?
And then yeah, then people can say, because man, Captain
and Denil Really the Internet?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Why back to flakes? Does anyone prefer an ordinary flake
over a luxury flake?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yes, yeah, you prefer an ordinary.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Flake that goes everywhere.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Oh no, do I know? Luxury is just chocolate coated
chocolate luxury.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I gotta go luxury. I love a luxury flake.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yeah, although I don't mind in an ice cream flake.
Flakes good, but luxury flakes better just because it contains itself.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's the twix, isn't that? Which is the Cabrey version.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Twix is like a biscuit fingers.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What does it mean? It's the twill. It's a twill.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Well, you will till not to be confused on.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
The that guy going so fucking hard on that ad
as the equivalent of when they got Phil Collinson to
do the soundtrack for Tarzan the Cartoon.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Do you remember.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I don't know if you saw that now. It came
out when I was a kid. Yeah, I remember that,
and they were like, hey, Phil, real chill man, this
is just a kid's movie.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
It's about Tarzan. No I need to do too much.
And he's like, I'm going to set the studio on fire.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Phil Collins, I only know one one way.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, he did this song and Tarzan, I believe you
don't know that one, Jarry, I know that one.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah. Otherwise otherwise a pretty ship movie.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You don't know that one. I'm pretty ash. I mean
grip Phil Collins. At the moment, I was angry, Well
he made a foll of me last week, Phil Collins. Yeah,
there was a thing that I got seen on the
sash mid and it was Paul McCartney going and visiting
Phil Collins. And it was a photo of them and
it was Paul McCartney playing Hey Jude to Phil Collins
(04:18):
because Phil Collins is not well in the hospital. And
I was like, that's so nice. And I showed it
someone and I said that nice is this? How good
a guy is Paul McCartney. It really, I don't know.
I like Phil Collins. I've always enjoyed him. I saw him.
I listened to him once on a podcast with It
was a break up podcast. It was done on This
American Life and it was all about breaking up. It
(04:39):
was a podcast that they have themes each week with
American stories and so they were like break up stories
of people who have broken up with people. You know
what they do every week getting a couple of tips
they do well. I was. It was one of the
first podcast podcasts this American life, so it came out
of public radio and the States. Anyway, the guy who
(05:00):
was doing the podcast his story, he decided as part
of the thing, he called up Phil Collins because he
played take a Look at Me Now to the person
who he broke up with, And so he called up
with Phil Collins and and full Collins answered the phone
and they had this great conversation. He's very funny actually,
so I like Phil Collins. He plays the game. And
(05:21):
so when I saw him in the hospital and he's
not well for Collins and I had heard he wasn't well,
I thought, this is lovely. He's a lovely guy. I
wish him well. I hope that he's going to be okay.
At Paul McCarty's a great guy, what a generous person.
He is turning up to hospital for Phil Colins singing
a song but it was in type. But I then
played it to someone, showed it someone. I said, this
is so classic, and then they showed someone else, and
(05:42):
then they came back and then they said that's ai Ah,
that didn't happen. That never happened someone AI ate that.
It's like, what why would you AI that?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
You're done by AI?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Why would you AI that? What's the point in AI?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
MA?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Why why AI that?
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Jason A the other day showed me a video on
his phone was saying this and it was a woman
jumping off a boat and then hitting the bottom deck
of the boat. That was like, that's a he's how
can you tell you? It's kind of hard to explain.
It's hard to explain whether it's a like, I get
why you'd want to AI that, Yeah, but why just
an earnest scene of something that could have potentially happened.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
We're pretty close to never being able to.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Speaking of boats and Phil Collins and Phil Collins should
take quick break and I'll tell you about the time
that Matt Ward won a DJ battle using Phil Collins
on a boat.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I've sort of given away the punchline, I really have.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Because of the fact that Phil Collins started as a drummer.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, all those.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Phil Collins, all those Genuis songs always had a great
interesting beat to them. They were drum robbing.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
They have you seen like footage of him in concert.
Phil Collins. I get saved a lot of Phil Collins.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I've just realized there's a live concert in the rounds
at the moment where he's dressed like a like a
like he works in a corporate call center.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Oh yeah, that's how he used to dress.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
It was, he's where I wear a button down ship slacks. Yeah,
he's got the hits because yeah, the heads it, but
also the haircut.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
He's got the.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
The Larry David because he was building very early doors
and he just rocked the Larry David Friar Tuck situation.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
He was he was a musician's musician because he was
actually a good musician. He wasn't a musician and famous
because he was good looking. No, I know nothing to
do with how he looked. He just wrote good songs.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
So years ago, before the ars fell out of the
media industry, we our Christmas do always used to be
on a boat, and actually it used to be on
two boats.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You remember this, Yeah, And we went out.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
On one evening, one afternoon, glorious day out in the
Hadak you golf phones him here to cape cover phones
in a bucket. Social media blackout YEP, physical blackout at
certain points and At a certain point we rafted these
two boats up together and we had a yacht rock off, Yes,
(08:15):
boat to boat because they've both had decent sound sound
systems on there, and you know, I see you played
your soft on. We played our soft on back and
forth and Matt Ward won it worth this song here.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Sorry push and it just shut shut. The hadak golf down.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Its shut the the fattest snappers and the goal floated
to the surface and we were able to scoop them up.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
They take me.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I think a kinner jumped into the boat. It was
just it was one of my It's one of my
best memories that the same.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Day that we were throwing a lemon across from boat
to boat as we were moving along like we were.
We were on en route, going about twenty knots throwing
lemon and play in and play boat to boat lemons yep.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Tom Harper had his red gun. I think he had
a couple of ebbs going at there. That was a
hot boys summer at one point, and I'm maybe confusing
different boat trips. At one point we had Louisa who
now lives over in Australia and she does a very
successful podcast that I think it's called we mean well,
(09:26):
she used to work here in the builder. She came
out with us, and at one point that evening, a
super yacht pulled up next to us, or we pulled up.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Next to it, I can't remember. And we traded Louisa
for a pack of dorries.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Hang on, that's right.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Louisa went across there.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah, and they throw and they threw Usa.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It was a great trade. She was into it.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
They put everyone won. I forgot it.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
She all of a sudden she got to get off
the fishing charters we were on and get onto the
souper yoch.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
But they had like a barbecue going.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
They had all sorts. Yea, And we get a pack
of dories. Where else are you going to get a
packet arts from? I wonder if she remembers that story.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I feel like that a big good story for her podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
That was a good time. That was a good time
when we ended up just on the sort of the
western side of Rango.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Some like that. Yeah, I can't, I don't write that recall.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
And then but then the trip back was one of
the most harrowing because a storm came in.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
We knew it was coming. We were like bargaret, let's
ride this out. And I was in the ocean. The
sun had set and.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Lightning started striking land, and we're like, ah, ship, And
then I was looking at it.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Gun, what happens if? Yeah, what happens?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
You don't want to be in the ocean when there's lightning?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Or does because lightning obviously hits the tallest thing. Does it?
Has lightning ever struck the ocean? Because where would it?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Oh? Yeah, and lightning strikes the ocean?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Yeah, well evidently I survived it.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Or does it? This is the thing that you have
to be earthed or you are because that the water
is earthed. It's it's it's conducer. No what it called
a conductor? I'm sure water is a conductor.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Oh, it's definitely a conductor.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
So if you are a person swimming in the water,
I feel like you you don't want to be swimming
in the water when there's a lightning storm.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Nah, Well that's what I thought.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
So I immediately got out of the water and then
got onto the boat and we rowed back into lightning
striking all around us. As we rode back into Bohemian
Rhapsody blasting through the Is.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That the one where we had to let one of
the members of the group off the boat.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yes, yes, because this member of the group resembled a
sea lion. At the end of the night where we
had moored, we had docked, but we were still on
the boat and the boat was just listening lazily to
the lift and he was leaning up against the wall
of the boat and as it rocked, as head would
like separate from the wall and then boom, and it
was just over and over again. I remember sitting there
(11:51):
for about fifteen minutes watching this. We eventually put him
into an orbit. Yeah, we just about dropped him down
and between.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
The boat came back a dog like a dog that
you see home, and then they keep coming back outside.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
How'd you get back?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Have you got a lightning update ruder?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, so it looks like lightning does hit the ocean,
but it's relatively rare. The electrical energy spreads rapidly across
the surface, not deep into the water. And apparently it's
very good news from marine life because it limits its
penetration dip.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Because I was going to wouldn't they.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Just nukele the What about if you're swimming on the water,
do you get electrocuted. Can you get electrocuted if you're
swimming and.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Then you can? Yep, you can?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You can?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
You can?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
You can badly?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Well can you be electrocuted?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Not?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Well mine, just gently.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I've had a general electrocution before. Yeah, quite a few.
You know, you've grabbed like, for example, out the back
of I've got like a home speaker, like of jbol
home speaker, and the my kids once were fighting over
the speaker and then they ruined the cord at the
back of it, and it came it came away, and
so every time I just have to slaughter it in.
(13:02):
But it was kind of broken slightly and exposed, and
I nailed myself a couple of times with that electrical cord.
I like out gintal electrocution.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
We once we once were sharing our packers in the
UK and it was raining so fucking hard, but we
were we had another job the next day in another town,
so we're like, fuck it, we have to do this.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
God bless them.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
The farmers set up one of those three by three
easy up tents, but it was raining sideways so it
didn't really matter. And we had an electric handpiece so
it runs off an extension cord and to stop because
you know, usually if you're sharing, it's on the big
arm thing and it's attached to the thing that's spinning
up there. So I would have to while my mate
was sharing, I would hold the cord up so that
(13:47):
he didn't cut the cord off, which did happen every
now and then, and so there were nicks in the cord.
So I'm holding a wet cable in the rain that's
already been cut and I'm getting electrocuted, but I can't
drop the fucking thing. Yeah, so we're just sitting in
the rain and the mud, sharing these ol packers, getting
lit up like a Chris.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You can't do that. You can't do that.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
My mama also got lit up one day. She was
ironing and shirt.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
I don't know why, and somehow the she didn't know,
but at the time that ultricy must have been going
through her hand and when her hip touched the bench,
grounded it and then shocked her and she had this
like exit wound on a hip from where she'd touched
the bench. And we and all the lights were out
and we were like, what the fuck. I don't know
(14:36):
what the hell had happened? All I knew is that
my bloody uniform wasn't ironed.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I got lit up once.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Three four o three. You've been lit up, I got
lit up once.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
We should do this tomorrow. We should people have been
have been electricated electrocution stories.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
My only concern is to.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
One person who's going to there's one person who I
know the person's name.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Well, there is that one.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
There is one person that lots of bad things have
happened to this person.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
But there's also like a type of person. And sometimes
when we run these like.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
We want funny electrications, yeah under an electrics as a
kid one like your one.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Yeah, before inevitably someone will call it and yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I that's not pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I died.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I died. I got electric dye. Maybe not.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
My one was stupid because I was you know, I've
said before that I was very strictly raised, so I
wasn't allowed to go out or do anything fun as
a teenager. So I used to do things like learn
how to play guitar instead. And we had a sleepout
and I lived. I lived. I slept in the sleepout,
and I was playing guitar one night, probably I was shredding.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Probably shredding.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I was probably shridden to some pearl jam.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I've seen guitar I reckon, you would have been shreading.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I was probably shredding to some pearl jam, just teaching
myself because I wasn't allowed to do anything else like
interact with women. Right, that would have been stupid.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Yeah, even if you were allowed to, I don't know
how well that would have gone.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I'd still.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I broke a string on the gat from from so
much shredding from memory. It was a bee was a
bee string, you know, you'll feel me there. It was
a bee string, just being on that bee always had
to turn the bee string. And I thought it's probably
time for me to actually go have a shower, because
it was probably half I stayed at night.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Shower.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I still had to do.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Where is this going?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Where?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I just remember a lot about what happened this night.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
I need a shower. After that, it just took.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Statistic and so I just leaned the guitar with the
broken string up against the war went and had a shower,
came back and you know, as a teenage boy does,
didn't try himself at all, just came in a towel
and I thought, oh, but he forgot to turn off
the guitar in so leaned over to turn it off,
but the the broken string had floated into a PowerPoint
(17:04):
that was still turned on, and so wet Ruder goes
in and gets touched by the string. All I remember
is this blue spark, and then waking up on my
beard with a black finger and just being like I
could have died, and I'm in the sleepout, so no
one would have known. And then the next day mister
Stevens goes, right, everyone done, there, everyone down the homework?
(17:26):
I got electric you did last night, and class just
laughed at me and goes electricician means you die. You stupid.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Anyway, So did you tell them the story at length
the way you just told it the No, I remember
my bathroom treating.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Everyone was laughing at me there by that point.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
I've been treating so hard I need to take a shower.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
And I was a good student. I never got attention
at way he college, so it was very unusual for
me to not do my statistics homework for mister Stevens, Right,
did you get an attention then?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
No? No, no, no, it's a good boy.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
You wouldn't have been the only kid who didn't do
their homework.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Nah, you'd just been the only kid who got fucking
homework attituded.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Homework sucked. Can we just do it at school?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
We got all day as there's just that much as
time so precious at school because every minute accounted for
that you were doing something that you can't just do
it in that time, and then that leaves you with
your own time once you get home from school.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Na, And it's like I remember, I would always get
the two things on my report card were cable play, Yeah,
buddy distracts others in the classroom classic, and then the
other one was he'd benefit greatly from actually doing his
fucking homework. And then I was always just like, dude,
you've got an hour of my day every day. If
you can't teach me what you're paid to fucking teach
me in that hour, then fuck off.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You know, just what about instead of having like homework,
why don't we just stop at two and just do
from two to three? Why don't you just do your
homework two to three and well I will sit around
and you got the help, so you know, because the
other thing with homework is it's parent punishment. Yeah, So
as a parent. I've been to school, I've gone through
all that. I don't want to go to school again.
(19:04):
I've had enough of school. I don't want to do
my kids homework for them. I'm not interested in sitting
down with them and doing their homework. I don't want
to do homework. If they come to me and ask
me a question, do you know about this, dad, I'll
tell them about something happy to talk about that. But
I don't want to do maths again. No, I've been
there and spen a.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Thought for my mum. You know, single mother.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
She gets home from work, you know, to raise the
child by herself, and then all of a sudden she's
going to do good.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I can help you. I know that's not right. I mean,
spend time with your kids, do some fun things, all good,
done it together, whatever, But just homework sucks.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
At my kids school. They don't generally send homework home,
and a lot of parents stupidly frown upon that can
fuf And there was this parent's evening and you could
hear someone accusingly go hey, so once they hit the
intermediate level, is there a plan to actually give the
children homework?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (19:57):
That and why would you say that, and you can
hear all.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
The people.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
And then the principal goes, actually, we think that there's
not a lot of point sending kids time with homework
for their parents to do. And then suddenly you could
hear everyone going, oh my god, yeah, totally good point.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Who is it are you wanting? O? Coulds to do
more work?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
There was a number of people that thought that was
a good idea.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Shut up, not me, Okay, I've got to go and
do some homework. It's just magic.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Did you come in.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
As the art?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
That's what of God?
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Speaker 2 (00:22):
Fly the Crumbliest Thingist Chocolate.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Taste that chocolate never tasted before.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
The Crumliest play Chiu.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Thanks char Never.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Cambo's fleek the crumbliest, fleakiest mo chocolate in the world.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You might wonder who's singing that and how they how
did they get so high? It was actually a band
called Love Decree. Really yep. That that singer there is
Grant mac Man.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Grant can put it down, can't you?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah? Grant making Tosh. She that was falsetto, wasn't it. No?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
And that was full voice.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I think he was down there in the chest. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
And also what I like about that was it eighties
eighty five? I think that was that was again back
in all good stuff came from the cocaine here, but
I liked the idea that they went in there and
just went, it's just a chocolate bar commercial. Man, probably
do need to do too much. And it was just like,
if it's all good with you, guys, I'm going to
go fucking hard.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, we're going to go out.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I'm going to go as hard as I possibly can.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
If that's I'm going to sing it like nobody's business.
And then we're going to get a guy who sounds
like he's been eating chocolate and drinking whiskey for the
last fifty five years to do the final little voice over, but.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Smoking rollies in the world.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
It sounded like he recorded that around a campfire and
they went up to him. They just found him while
he was sleeping out underneath the stars. Can you read
this line about a chocolate bar?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
And he goes, yep, Yeah. The lady who's on the
aird is just lovely. The sunflower one just lovely or
the waterfall or both both?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Are they that different? Day?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
The sunflower ones, the brunette, another one is the blonde.
Should we will put these in the conclave as well?
And then yeah, then people can say, because man, Captain
and Denil Really the Internet?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Why back to flakes? Does anyone prefer an ordinary flake
over a luxury flake?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yes, yeah, you prefer an ordinary.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Flake that goes everywhere.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Oh no, do I know? Luxury is just chocolate coated
chocolate luxury.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I gotta go luxury. I love a luxury flake.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yeah, although I don't mind in an ice cream flake.
Flakes good, but luxury flakes better just because it contains itself.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's the twix, isn't that? Which is the Cabrey version.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Twix is like a biscuit fingers.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What does it mean? It's the twill. It's a twill.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Well, you will till not to be confused on.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
The that guy going so fucking hard on that ad
as the equivalent of when they got Phil Collinson to
do the soundtrack for Tarzan the Cartoon.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Do you remember.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I don't know if you saw that now. It came
out when I was a kid. Yeah, I remember that,
and they were like, hey, Phil, real chill man, this
is just a kid's movie.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
It's about Tarzan. No I need to do too much.
And he's like, I'm going to set the studio on fire.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Phil Collins, I only know one one way.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, he did this song and Tarzan, I believe you
don't know that one, Jarry, I know that one.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah. Otherwise otherwise a pretty ship movie.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You don't know that one. I'm pretty ash. I mean
grip Phil Collins. At the moment, I was angry, Well
he made a foll of me last week, Phil Collins. Yeah,
there was a thing that I got seen on the
sash mid and it was Paul McCartney going and visiting
Phil Collins. And it was a photo of them and
it was Paul McCartney playing Hey Jude to Phil Collins
(04:18):
because Phil Collins is not well in the hospital. And
I was like, that's so nice. And I showed it
someone and I said that nice is this? How good
a guy is Paul McCartney. It really, I don't know.
I like Phil Collins. I've always enjoyed him. I saw him.
I listened to him once on a podcast with It
was a break up podcast. It was done on This
American Life and it was all about breaking up. It
(04:39):
was a podcast that they have themes each week with
American stories and so they were like break up stories
of people who have broken up with people. You know
what they do every week getting a couple of tips
they do well. I was. It was one of the
first podcast podcasts this American life, so it came out
of public radio and the States. Anyway, the guy who
(05:00):
was doing the podcast his story, he decided as part
of the thing, he called up Phil Collins because he
played take a Look at Me Now to the person
who he broke up with, And so he called up
with Phil Collins and and full Collins answered the phone
and they had this great conversation. He's very funny actually,
so I like Phil Collins. He plays the game. And
(05:21):
so when I saw him in the hospital and he's
not well for Collins and I had heard he wasn't well,
I thought, this is lovely. He's a lovely guy. I
wish him well. I hope that he's going to be okay.
At Paul McCarty's a great guy, what a generous person.
He is turning up to hospital for Phil Colins singing
a song but it was in type. But I then
played it to someone, showed it someone. I said, this
is so classic, and then they showed someone else, and
(05:42):
then they came back and then they said that's ai Ah,
that didn't happen. That never happened someone AI ate that.
It's like, what why would you AI that?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
You're done by AI?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Why would you AI that? What's the point in AI?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
MA?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Why why AI that?
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Jason A the other day showed me a video on
his phone was saying this and it was a woman
jumping off a boat and then hitting the bottom deck
of the boat. That was like, that's a he's how
can you tell you? It's kind of hard to explain.
It's hard to explain whether it's a like, I get
why you'd want to AI that, Yeah, but why just
an earnest scene of something that could have potentially happened.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
We're pretty close to never being able to.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Speaking of boats and Phil Collins and Phil Collins should
take quick break and I'll tell you about the time
that Matt Ward won a DJ battle using Phil Collins
on a boat.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I've sort of given away the punchline, I really have.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Because of the fact that Phil Collins started as a drummer.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, all those.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Phil Collins, all those Genuis songs always had a great
interesting beat to them. They were drum robbing.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
They have you seen like footage of him in concert.
Phil Collins. I get saved a lot of Phil Collins.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I've just realized there's a live concert in the rounds
at the moment where he's dressed like a like a
like he works in a corporate call center.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Oh yeah, that's how he used to dress.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
It was, he's where I wear a button down ship slacks. Yeah,
he's got the hits because yeah, the heads it, but
also the haircut.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
He's got the.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
The Larry David because he was building very early doors
and he just rocked the Larry David Friar Tuck situation.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
He was he was a musician's musician because he was
actually a good musician. He wasn't a musician and famous
because he was good looking. No, I know nothing to
do with how he looked. He just wrote good songs.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
So years ago, before the ars fell out of the
media industry, we our Christmas do always used to be
on a boat, and actually it used to be on
two boats.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You remember this, Yeah, And we went out.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
On one evening, one afternoon, glorious day out in the
Hadak you golf phones him here to cape cover phones
in a bucket. Social media blackout YEP, physical blackout at
certain points and At a certain point we rafted these
two boats up together and we had a yacht rock off, Yes,
(08:15):
boat to boat because they've both had decent sound sound
systems on there, and you know, I see you played
your soft on. We played our soft on back and
forth and Matt Ward won it worth this song here.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Sorry push and it just shut shut. The hadak golf down.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Its shut the the fattest snappers and the goal floated
to the surface and we were able to scoop them up.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
They take me.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I think a kinner jumped into the boat. It was
just it was one of my It's one of my
best memories that the same.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Day that we were throwing a lemon across from boat
to boat as we were moving along like we were.
We were on en route, going about twenty knots throwing
lemon and play in and play boat to boat lemons yep.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Tom Harper had his red gun. I think he had
a couple of ebbs going at there. That was a
hot boys summer at one point, and I'm maybe confusing
different boat trips. At one point we had Louisa who
now lives over in Australia and she does a very
successful podcast that I think it's called we mean well,
(09:26):
she used to work here in the builder. She came
out with us, and at one point that evening, a
super yacht pulled up next to us, or we pulled up.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Next to it, I can't remember. And we traded Louisa
for a pack of dorries.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Hang on, that's right.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Louisa went across there.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah, and they throw and they threw Usa.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It was a great trade. She was into it.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
They put everyone won. I forgot it.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
She all of a sudden she got to get off
the fishing charters we were on and get onto the
souper yoch.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
But they had like a barbecue going.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
They had all sorts. Yea, And we get a pack
of dories. Where else are you going to get a
packet arts from? I wonder if she remembers that story.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I feel like that a big good story for her podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
That was a good time. That was a good time
when we ended up just on the sort of the
western side of Rango.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Some like that. Yeah, I can't, I don't write that recall.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
And then but then the trip back was one of
the most harrowing because a storm came in.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
We knew it was coming. We were like bargaret, let's
ride this out. And I was in the ocean. The
sun had set and.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Lightning started striking land, and we're like, ah, ship, And
then I was looking at it.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Gun, what happens if? Yeah, what happens?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
You don't want to be in the ocean when there's lightning?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Or does because lightning obviously hits the tallest thing. Does it?
Has lightning ever struck the ocean? Because where would it?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Oh? Yeah, and lightning strikes the ocean?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Yeah, well evidently I survived it.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Or does it? This is the thing that you have
to be earthed or you are because that the water
is earthed. It's it's it's conducer. No what it called
a conductor? I'm sure water is a conductor.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Oh, it's definitely a conductor.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
So if you are a person swimming in the water,
I feel like you you don't want to be swimming
in the water when there's a lightning storm.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Nah, Well that's what I thought.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
So I immediately got out of the water and then
got onto the boat and we rowed back into lightning
striking all around us. As we rode back into Bohemian
Rhapsody blasting through the Is.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That the one where we had to let one of
the members of the group off the boat.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yes, yes, because this member of the group resembled a
sea lion. At the end of the night where we
had moored, we had docked, but we were still on
the boat and the boat was just listening lazily to
the lift and he was leaning up against the wall
of the boat and as it rocked, as head would
like separate from the wall and then boom, and it
was just over and over again. I remember sitting there
(11:51):
for about fifteen minutes watching this. We eventually put him
into an orbit. Yeah, we just about dropped him down
and between.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
The boat came back a dog like a dog that
you see home, and then they keep coming back outside.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
How'd you get back?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Have you got a lightning update ruder?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, so it looks like lightning does hit the ocean,
but it's relatively rare. The electrical energy spreads rapidly across
the surface, not deep into the water. And apparently it's
very good news from marine life because it limits its
penetration dip.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Because I was going to wouldn't they.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Just nukele the What about if you're swimming on the water,
do you get electrocuted. Can you get electrocuted if you're
swimming and.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Then you can? Yep, you can?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You can?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
You can?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
You can badly?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Well can you be electrocuted?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Not?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Well mine, just gently.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I've had a general electrocution before. Yeah, quite a few.
You know, you've grabbed like, for example, out the back
of I've got like a home speaker, like of jbol
home speaker, and the my kids once were fighting over
the speaker and then they ruined the cord at the
back of it, and it came it came away, and
so every time I just have to slaughter it in.
(13:02):
But it was kind of broken slightly and exposed, and
I nailed myself a couple of times with that electrical cord.
I like out gintal electrocution.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
We once we once were sharing our packers in the
UK and it was raining so fucking hard, but we
were we had another job the next day in another town,
so we're like, fuck it, we have to do this.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
God bless them.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
The farmers set up one of those three by three
easy up tents, but it was raining sideways so it
didn't really matter. And we had an electric handpiece so
it runs off an extension cord and to stop because
you know, usually if you're sharing, it's on the big
arm thing and it's attached to the thing that's spinning
up there. So I would have to while my mate
was sharing, I would hold the cord up so that
(13:47):
he didn't cut the cord off, which did happen every
now and then, and so there were nicks in the cord.
So I'm holding a wet cable in the rain that's
already been cut and I'm getting electrocuted, but I can't
drop the fucking thing. Yeah, so we're just sitting in
the rain and the mud, sharing these ol packers, getting
lit up like a Chris.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You can't do that. You can't do that.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
My mama also got lit up one day. She was
ironing and shirt.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
I don't know why, and somehow the she didn't know,
but at the time that ultricy must have been going
through her hand and when her hip touched the bench,
grounded it and then shocked her and she had this
like exit wound on a hip from where she'd touched
the bench. And we and all the lights were out
and we were like, what the fuck. I don't know
(14:36):
what the hell had happened? All I knew is that
my bloody uniform wasn't ironed.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I got lit up once.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Three four o three. You've been lit up, I got
lit up once.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
We should do this tomorrow. We should people have been
have been electricated electrocution stories.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
My only concern is to.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
One person who's going to there's one person who I
know the person's name.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Well, there is that one.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
There is one person that lots of bad things have
happened to this person.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
But there's also like a type of person. And sometimes
when we run these like.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
We want funny electrications, yeah under an electrics as a
kid one like your one.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Yeah, before inevitably someone will call it and yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I that's not pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I died.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I died. I got electric dye. Maybe not.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
My one was stupid because I was you know, I've
said before that I was very strictly raised, so I
wasn't allowed to go out or do anything fun as
a teenager. So I used to do things like learn
how to play guitar instead. And we had a sleepout
and I lived. I lived. I slept in the sleepout,
and I was playing guitar one night, probably I was shredding.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Probably shredding.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I was probably shridden to some pearl jam.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I've seen guitar I reckon, you would have been shreading.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I was probably shredding to some pearl jam, just teaching
myself because I wasn't allowed to do anything else like
interact with women. Right, that would have been stupid.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Yeah, even if you were allowed to, I don't know
how well that would have gone.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I'd still.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I broke a string on the gat from from so
much shredding from memory. It was a bee was a
bee string, you know, you'll feel me there. It was
a bee string, just being on that bee always had
to turn the bee string. And I thought it's probably
time for me to actually go have a shower, because
it was probably half I stayed at night.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Shower.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I still had to do.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Where is this going?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Where?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I just remember a lot about what happened this night.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
I need a shower. After that, it just took.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Statistic and so I just leaned the guitar with the
broken string up against the war went and had a shower,
came back and you know, as a teenage boy does,
didn't try himself at all, just came in a towel
and I thought, oh, but he forgot to turn off
the guitar in so leaned over to turn it off,
but the the broken string had floated into a PowerPoint
(17:04):
that was still turned on, and so wet Ruder goes
in and gets touched by the string. All I remember
is this blue spark, and then waking up on my
beard with a black finger and just being like I
could have died, and I'm in the sleepout, so no
one would have known. And then the next day mister
Stevens goes, right, everyone done, there, everyone down the homework?
(17:26):
I got electric you did last night, and class just
laughed at me and goes electricician means you die. You stupid.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Anyway, So did you tell them the story at length
the way you just told it the No, I remember
my bathroom treating.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Everyone was laughing at me there by that point.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
I've been treating so hard I need to take a shower.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
And I was a good student. I never got attention
at way he college, so it was very unusual for
me to not do my statistics homework for mister Stevens, Right,
did you get an attention then?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
No? No, no, no, it's a good boy.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
You wouldn't have been the only kid who didn't do
their homework.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Nah, you'd just been the only kid who got fucking
homework attituded.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Homework sucked. Can we just do it at school?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
We got all day as there's just that much as
time so precious at school because every minute accounted for
that you were doing something that you can't just do
it in that time, and then that leaves you with
your own time once you get home from school.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Na, And it's like I remember, I would always get
the two things on my report card were cable play, Yeah,
buddy distracts others in the classroom classic, and then the
other one was he'd benefit greatly from actually doing his
fucking homework. And then I was always just like, dude,
you've got an hour of my day every day. If
you can't teach me what you're paid to fucking teach
me in that hour, then fuck off.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You know, just what about instead of having like homework,
why don't we just stop at two and just do
from two to three? Why don't you just do your
homework two to three and well I will sit around
and you got the help, so you know, because the
other thing with homework is it's parent punishment. Yeah, So
as a parent. I've been to school, I've gone through
all that. I don't want to go to school again.
(19:04):
I've had enough of school. I don't want to do
my kids homework for them. I'm not interested in sitting
down with them and doing their homework. I don't want
to do homework. If they come to me and ask
me a question, do you know about this, dad, I'll
tell them about something happy to talk about that. But
I don't want to do maths again. No, I've been
there and spen a.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Thought for my mum. You know, single mother.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
She gets home from work, you know, to raise the
child by herself, and then all of a sudden she's
going to do good.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I can help you. I know that's not right. I mean,
spend time with your kids, do some fun things, all good,
done it together, whatever, But just homework sucks.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
At my kids school. They don't generally send homework home,
and a lot of parents stupidly frown upon that can
fuf And there was this parent's evening and you could
hear someone accusingly go hey, so once they hit the
intermediate level, is there a plan to actually give the
children homework?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (19:57):
That and why would you say that, and you can
hear all.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
The people.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
And then the principal goes, actually, we think that there's
not a lot of point sending kids time with homework
for their parents to do. And then suddenly you could
hear everyone going, oh my god, yeah, totally good point.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Who is it are you wanting? O? Coulds to do
more work?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
There was a number of people that thought that was
a good idea.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Shut up, not me, Okay, I've got to go and
do some homework. It's just magic.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Did you come in.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
As the art?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
That's what of God?
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