A Toothpaste Related Issue - The Radio Highlights August 14

On the radio show today, Matt has a toothpaste-related issue with the rest of the members of the show that needs to be addressed, and also… why is it taking James Cameron so damn long to put out the Avatar sequels?!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mat and Jerry Show. No matter where you are,
Bunning's trade are there to help.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
All right, it's Jerry and Matt's talking on its radio World.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Six until nine. Yes they will be there.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Was rude and that she It's Matthew Heath.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
And Jerry beautiful Ruder. That's so good. Welcome along to
the Manta in Jerry Show. That's a brand new one
from RUDA Wednesday, the fourteenth of August twenty twenty four.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Welcome to those listening on the Mat and Jerry Radio
Highlights podcasts, your Home Speaker heroes listening at home plus.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
U FM and AM and iHeartRadio Heroes. Great to have
you a board today, big show. We've got The Australian
with a presenter who had a panic attack live on it.
We actually don't have him, but we're going to talk
about him if we could get him.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
It's really interesting because he just says he's doing the
New Weather and he just goes on having a pan attack,
panic attack and walks on.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yes, the footage is very interesting. US has been applauded
for it, yeah he has. He's been applored for being
open and honest. Yeah, yeah, but it revealed something about
panic attacts to me when I watched it that I
had not really thought about it because I've never really
had a panic Atteck before. But we'll talk about that
a little bit later on. Also, Mesh, you want to
talk about a risk encounter that you had with a
professional woman.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Yeah, if that's okay, Fellas, I've got some advice that
I need around a Osteo appointment that I had the
other day, but we'll get to that latter on.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
As well. I met you've had some problems with toothpaste,
which we're going to get into a little later on.
Also after eight o'clock, Abby Howes joins us because Taskmaster
New Zealand's on at the moment. Last night episode three.
Met you were on that episode four tonight and we're
giving away five hundred dollars today as part of that

(01:46):
get up next to Warriors. They're playing on Friday night
and are they out of the competition.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
We don't know entirely, And matam Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
So the Warriors are taking on the Manly Sea Eagles
at Brookvale over eight pm on Friday night. I like
those eight pm Friday night games actually, And they have
named their new team yesterday, a few returneys coming back,
and there's still a mathematical chance of making the top eight.
I'm told, rude of this hurts my head. When I
started hearing this, well.

Speaker 8 (02:15):
I didn't think until yesterday there was a mathematical chance.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I thought it was over.

Speaker 8 (02:18):
I thought the dream was over.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Coach Andy said they could. Andrew believes. Andy believes.

Speaker 8 (02:23):
I laughed at him. I thought he was completely incorrect.
And then Joe Jerry from the ACC came in yesterday
and we were laughing about it, and I said, oh, weirdly,
the tab have put up odds of the Warriors when
in the whole thing, Wow, a thousand and.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
One to one, a thousand and one to one.

Speaker 8 (02:38):
Yeah, and to make the top eight thirteen to one.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay, well, thirteen to one is better than one thousand
and one to one. Thirteen to one is quite good, yes,
not too crazy.

Speaker 8 (02:46):
And so we sat there and we went through the
NRL latter predector, and the deeper we got, the more
we were like, hang on a minute.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Okay, what's your rudimentary maths on this? Okay?

Speaker 8 (02:57):
Right, very briefly, the Dolphins they can go past if
the Dolphins only win one.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Out of four.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Okay, they hear the Dolphins playing.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
They've got to play Bulldogs. They'll lose that. Storm, they'll
lose that. The Broncos they're coming back strong. And the Knights.
I reckon, they can beat the Knights and they'll Worries
still go hiden.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay, interesting, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (03:18):
The Dragons they also need to win one out of four.
This is probably the harder one because they've got the Titans,
the Sharks, the Eels, and the Raiders.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, beer in mind.

Speaker 8 (03:29):
At this point, I have to say the Warriors need
to win their next three games.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Say they need to win this must win game.

Speaker 8 (03:34):
Can I say, finally, I believe that this is a
must win game.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
This is this.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
If they don't win this, all mathematical chances disappear.

Speaker 8 (03:46):
Wow do they? So the other teams they got to
go past. The Knights have to win two out of four,
Raiders two out of four, Broncos can win two out
of three because they've got to buy, and the Titans
can win three out of four. All of that happened,
I mean, all of those very likely events happen, and
the Warriors get into eight spot.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
And how good. But the Warriors have to win all
how many all of their games or three?

Speaker 8 (04:10):
And then the bye So it's manly over there the bogs.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
And the Warrior's paying five bucks. And again we love
coming back after an absolute you know, a bad run.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
We love come back.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Although I mean last week that was we were right
in there obviously.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
And what were Argentina playing to pay?

Speaker 5 (04:26):
They were paying seventy bucks, So maybe, yeah, maybe the
dreams not overg We're still in there.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Tell you what, right, if you stop doing this job,
You've got another job somewhere else. At some stage as
a statistician.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
Can I say one hundred percent, I do not believe
the Warriors are going to make the top eight. But
I'm just presenting the mathematical argument.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Thirteen to one. Jump on it at the well, it's
a must win game for the Warriors this Friday.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
The Australian weather presenter that stopped midway through segment to
tell his audience and co host that he was having
a panic attack.

Speaker 9 (05:03):
This is the club here, got big falls right through
that part of the country and we're going to see
lots more rain in the days ahead. I'm actually going
to need to stop for a second. Some of you
may know that I occasionally get affected by some panic attacks,
and actually that's happening right now, Lisa, maybe I could
hand back to you.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
He certainly can date.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
It sounds likely he needs to drink a water more
than anything very sticky in the mouth, wasn't he?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
So what brought on the panic attack?

Speaker 5 (05:32):
I guess presenting the weather live on ABC News Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Okay, there's something that he's done quite a lot before. Yeah,
So that's quite interesting because the more you do these things,
you know, I understand if it's your first time, you
might have a little bit of a you know, might
be nerve wracking. But he's been doing it for some time,
hasn't he. I Mean, he's wearing a very strange shirt
and pant combination, but I don't think that's got anything
to do with it. He's got like a spotty kind
of a white shirt with some weird sort of dots

(05:56):
and some red pants.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Triggers for panic attacks can include over breathing, long periods
of stress, activities that lead to intense physical reactions, for example, exercise,
excessive drink, coffee drinking, and physical changes occurring after illness
or a sudden change of environment.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
You think about reading the weather in there. No, but it's.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Interesting how much the world has changed, because back in
the day, you'd lose your job for doing that, because
people would go, well, we can't trust you to.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Be on air.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
The one job you have to do is to be
live on air and deliver the weather, so we need
to hire people that can deliver that job.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
He has been quite.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Clear that he has panic attacks, but he still has
the job, and in today's day and age, he's celebrated
for it. He's been completely celebrated for it. He's been
lauded for technically failing to do his job.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
So we flip.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
I'm not saying it's good or bad, but I'm saying
it's a complete flip, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, it's an interesting one because.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Because you go, this guy didn't have the metal to
do the job. Was something what people would say about
fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Ago and years that's right. Yeah, it's interesting that he
has panic attacks, but he's chosen a job where it
would expose his panic attack live on air to a
large audience. That's what I was worried. It's an interesting one.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
I feel like he's not making the right decisions professionally,
because I think if I ask someone that suffers from
something like this is you might want to take it
a bit easier on yourself.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Feller, if you have panic attacks, don't probably don't be
a pilot.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, that's another one. Well that's a good question, because, yeah,
if you've got other people's lives, and yeah, other people's
lives in your hands, and yeah, you've got to be
quite careful. What about John Kerman with his panic attacks. Well,
for the he's just playing for the All Blacks. I
suppose it's a personal thing. Yeah, and you never knew
what John Kerman did you That was the interesting thing.
He came out later on in his career and said,
I was playing and I was under a huge amount

(07:35):
of stress and I felt terrible the whole time. Yeah,
and you never knew because he was he was a star,
but he was dealing with it. I just wonder if
this guy's shirt's got anything to do with it. To
be honest, I keep looking at the shirt, keep coming
back to it. I think I've had a panic attack before.
It's quite bizarre. I think I had a.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Panic attack to when did you have a panic attack
on air? No, not on a I've had a couple. Actually,
they're quite weird when they happened. You just you just
I've fed them in shops before. You've just gone can handlert.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah right, what did you do?

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Just walked out of the shop, Okay, and then and
then sort of sat down so that that can happen.
But I'll tell you what, you probably don't want to
be a You probably want to find a job that
isn't presenting the weather on ABC Live Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh Pool Bugger coming up later in the show, The
Wonderful World of a Message in a Bottle. This is
the Mat and Jerry Show Radiohadackie, What message Jerry and Man.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
It's Matt Jermy.

Speaker 10 (08:36):
Mattie, Jeremy Wells The Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Six six thirty three.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Time for your radioheadache in news Headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
A virginally fatal dosage of myth may have been given
out in food parcels by Auckland City Mission for several weeks.
The Render branded pineapple lollies were donated and they were
tested after someone complained they had a funny taste. That's
so weird.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
Why would anyone donate them. It must have been an accident.
And why words, do you have metham fatamine lollies? That's
not really how people take lotties. It's like there's you know,
wed gummies and such.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
But myth and vitamine or.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
As a bag of meth and fetamine broken in the
lollies was being hidden in the lollies and split and
sprinkled all over the lollies.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
I cannot work this out. It doesn't seem to make
any sense.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
And also, what is a potentially fatal dosage of metham fatamine?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, well I know that if you are taking methamphetamine. Yeah,
smoking metham fatamine is the way that people normally in
buib it. If you're doing that, then you can you
can't overdose. You just keep going, going, going going. I mean,
you can stay awake for days and days and go
completely insane. But I'm pretty sure there's no I mean,
probably if you have kilograms of the stuff, it might

(09:47):
kill you, but generally speaking, people don't overdose on metham vitamine.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
The lolly wrapped in the brand's packaging contained approximately three
grams of methamfetamine.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
That's quite a lot.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
A common dose to swallow is between ten and twenty
five megs. So this contaminated lolly contained up to three
hundred doses. Swallowing this much mythmfeeding is extremely dangerous and could.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Result in r That is a lot.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
But the lolly wrapped in the brands like the lollies
or the lolly? Was this one lolly or lolly's?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
What are you? What's going on here? I don't know,
but it's weird.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
And with the pineapple lollies or pineapple lumps lollies, what's
a pineapple LOLLI like a.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Boiled a boiled one, I'd say, so boiled lollies And
according to this dull lolly, So there's just one, there's one, Okay,
something weird's happened there.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
So one lolly? Why has it contained three grams of methamphetamine?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah? But who's donate? Why have you donated them? By anyway? Anyway,
students at Wellington Girls College are learning from home for
a second day due to a major building being earthquake prone.
Some students are going to Parliament to protest today with
weeks of disruption on the cards, and many they'll be
happy about that. And many of our cre athletes do
back in New Zealand this morning. After our most successful

(10:57):
ever Olympics in Paris, they're playing due to Land in
all Aukland just before ten am this morning.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
Are you guys going out? You're going to go out
to bloody wave from home? Who do we know who's
coming home?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Dame Lisa. Dame Lisa's going to be coming off.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
The planer, Yeah, Ams Kurtener, He'll be off partying.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I think I think there's a whole lot that's staying
over in Europe partying. Fun. Butcher will be ripping it up.
You're funny, yeah, Targo led He's been ripping it up
for a while. We've been trying to have a check
to him for weeks. Yeah, and he says, sorry, fellas,
I'm not going to lie. Just to be just getting
a bit carried away over here.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
I feel like Hayden while won't be coming back yet
now he's.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Getting stuck in as well. Also, I had to try
to talk to him on the show. He said the
same things from Butcher. Just a little bit busy at
the moment. Sorry, boys getting stuck into celebrations.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Have the Sevens been there the whole time? Yeah? Because
Sevens have been having has been ripping it a new
one for two weeks because the sevens was over before
the game started. And there's so much to be said
for being so if you're a golden medal winning sevens player. Yeah.
The other thing is because you've got your team celebrate
with it.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
So much more fun, Yes, so much fun.

Speaker 11 (11:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
They're coming into Auckland just before ten am this morning.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Would it kill you to go out there and wave
a flag in their face?

Speaker 12 (12:00):
Is?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
That's just what they're after After a twenty six.

Speaker 13 (12:04):
Hour flight, The Mat and Jerry Show podcast died for
the wonderful world of a message in a bottle, a
Florida home and cleaning up De Bruce washed the shore
by a hurricane.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Debbie has made an unexpected discovery. It's a message and
a bottle and that was dating back to World War
two War two. Her name Susanne Fletchelant Smith. She's forty six.
She lives in temper I love how these stories we
have the name like we're ever going to use it again,
Susan Flechellant Smith. It's a great name, it really is.
You got to say so. She was cleaning up trash

(12:41):
on base or boulevard and safety Harbor, an interesting name
for harbor safety Harbor. When the bottle caught her eye,
she said.

Speaker 11 (12:48):
There was sand in it, but you could clearly see
the rating. You could see the beautiful penmanship. The letter
was almost rolled outside so you could see the rating.
It stood out.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, okay, Fletchland. What did it say? It's said, United
States Navy Amphibious Training Base in Little Creek, Virginia. It's
a dearly received your letter yesterday. Was glad to hear
it from you. Oh, this is a poor way.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
So they received a letter and instead of using the
normal postal service, they tried message in a bottle, which
is uppet one and a trillion chance of it making
it to its muppet it's intended recipient unless you knew
the currents.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Even then, that person's going to be on the beach
when it arrives. Most of the letters actually too faded
so you can't read it. But the reader, who may
have been named Chris or Jim, those are two quite
different names.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Details starting at radio school and promises to write again
the next day. The US Navy has said that the
officials at the naval base more than twelve one thousand,
two kilomeies away are investigating to see if they can
identify the sender or the recipient of the letter.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Twelve hundred k's away. For some reason, was growing up
the idea of a message in a bottle, I don't know,
loomed larger over my childhood for some reason. Yeah, something
to do with this police song.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Maybe I would like to get a treasure map in
a bottle if there was anything.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
That's what I want to get.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
A treasure map that leads X marks the spot. Otherwise
it's a love lead for someone else, Yeah, or someone
that's a castaway on a desert island and by the
time you get it there long dead.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah. Was the message in the bottle originally designed for
like the SOS message? Was that the idea of it?

Speaker 6 (14:28):
Because it was such a poor way to actually transmit
some kind of message because the accuracy on it, I'm mean,
let's be honest, it is not fantastic.

Speaker 12 (14:34):
No.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, So was that always just the goal and the
pure I don't think.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
It was ever meant as a form of communication.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Okay, right? Have we just kind of turned it into one?
It was?

Speaker 5 (14:43):
It almost like the same way when you dig a hole,
what do you call those?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Time capsule, time capsule. I'm here, I'm doing this. Put
in a bottle. Someone may find this one day you
had If you're castaway on a deserted island or something,
and you just happen to have a bottle and some
pin and paper on that deserted island, then you could
send it away and hope that in about five years time,
maybe someone got that and came and saved you. I
call bulls b yes on staing? What yes on?

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Staying after the second chorus when he says, wake up
this morning, I don't believe what I saw. One hundred
billion bottles washed up on the shore.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
One hundred billions sting? Really, that seems like a lot.

Speaker 7 (15:18):
The Mats and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
So have you ever been on a long haul flight
and missed out on your choice of meal? You know
how they come to it. They go, would you like
the checken? All the fish? The fish? Oftentimes they will
ask you if you want the checken or the fish?
Would you like?

Speaker 5 (15:32):
You don't have fish? You don't have fish. I've never
had a fish. It's there's never been a fish option.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
You don't have fish.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
There's only fish on that movie airplane. That's the check
in all the red meat.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I just had check I just had fish the other day.
Ah would you were you flying business plan?

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Yes, there's never any fish in that economy.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Ah yeah, but they sometimes can't give you your choice
of meal. Yeah yeah right, yeah yeah. So according to
Kevy Pacific flight attenant Joyce Chan, if you want to
get your choice of meal on the plane, when they're
walking around for the meal option there, you need to
sit closer to the cabin. So the closer that, the
closer you sit to the kitchen. That makes sense. Well, actually,

(16:11):
but where's the kitchen. You've got to work that out. Yeah,
on a plane before you actually get your seats, because
you might think that it's in an area, but it's
actually the toilet area. It's not the place where they
get the food.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Well, this is what she says offen meal service will
happen at the front of the cabin and progress to
the back. Choosing a seat towards the front may increase
you're likely heard of being.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Served horrible voice. She is choice chin Well. UK GPS
also weighed on this. Dtor Karen Raj and doctor Karen Raj.

Speaker 14 (16:44):
Says flying tens of thousands of meats in the air
and affect taste of meals on a flight. This is
because a low cabin pressure when you're flying affects your
taste buds, meaning they're sweet and salt flavors a mute.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Oh really, I always find armed food on planes so salty,
very salty.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
But who cares if you?

Speaker 5 (17:03):
If you, I mean, if you're flying business or premium
economy or something, you kind of get a choice of meal,
so that doesn't matter. So this is only really an
economy thing. But does it really matter because both options
are horrough, a terrible and the other kind of tastes
pretty much the same. They're sort of flavorless, dumpy loads
of crap.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
And just because if you think that you'd be flying
business class or business or economy what it's called premium economy,
you think that maybe you might get a nice meal.
Because of that, the food is still rubbish, is always
rubbish no matter where you fly, you taste Karen and garage.
To say that your taste pasts, they've got to make

(17:40):
millions of the things, so it's so awful. Okay, this
is what I would say.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Can you puss off with the chicken sausage they'll served
chicken sauce, chicken sausage. Just put us normal sausage out there,
you absolute helmet. I look at chicken sauce, and why
do you scrambled eggs have to be well not you
scrapped like wherever that stuff is. It's kind of an
egg thing. Yeah, I think it's rubbery eggs. Eggs horrific
egg with a chicken sausage. And you've got nothing else

(18:05):
to do, so you look forward to the meal and
then you just just a wave of depression comes over here.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
And although give me the breakfast any day of the week.
You know, when you've been on a long hall flight,
the breakfasts are good. But the meat that the chicken sausage,
then scrambled eggs, the dinner that you have, well, the
other option is is some weird other thing like some
salmon or some weird thing. But if you if you
get on the plane and you say it's an eight

(18:29):
o'clock flight, eight o'clock PM, and you've just eaten, you've
had dinner, yeah generally yeah, because it's eight o'clock. And
then you get on and then about an hour into
the flight, they serve you another horrific meal. Yeah, you know,
don't have that meal. What they do do.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Well on a plane is muff excuse me, use me, muffins.
They do them well on a plane, muff with the butter. Really,
the muffin with the butters is good. All right, there
I said.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
It, all right, have a bloody Mary. All right.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
Hey, we've got a huge show coming up after seven,
seven to nine.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, you've got something to say about Avatar. Yeah, I'll
just look.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
I've just been looking at the schedule for for ever
Tar movie releases and I've just got I've just got
a bone to pick with James Cameron and his Evertar movies.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Okay, okay. And also studies being done on the countries
which swear the most. Ah yeah yeah, away feature here.
I'm looking forward to finding that out. You might be surprised.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Plus, you can win five hundred dollars thanks to Taskmask
New Zealand season five.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
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Speaker 4 (20:06):
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Speaker 3 (20:11):
And Jerrem.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Matthew Heath going back to your elongated name. Welcome along
to the Madam Jerry Show. If you've just joined us,
it's nice to have you with us. Wednesday, the fourteenth
of August twenty twenty four and.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
A big welcome to those listening on the Matt and
Jerry Radio Highlights podcast. It's a great way to listen
and you smart speaker heroes listening at home am FM
and iHeartRadio app heroes.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
It's great to have them with comers on the show
hood Loup. Later on we're going to give away five
hundred dollars thanks to Taskmaster New Zealand, which was on
last night and on again tonight seven point thirty on
TV and Z two and TV and Z Plus.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
I was on it last night and I'm on it tonight.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
I watched it for the first time last night because
you're on at MEDA. You're a fan favorite, you said
us today. Everyone loves you and I was so sure.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
He's been on it for five seasons. The first time
you tuned in has been on on it. She says,
I can't get away from Jeremy.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
Every time much on the television is every time I
go on the radio. I thought, you know what, tune
for a fan favorite and I had a great time.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, I had a great time. Well, I'll be back.
I don't know, but oh really, no, of course I will.
You've dipped your tail in the water and you're like,
this is not for me. I'm out. I'm gone one episode.
I'm out of here. So do you have one episode only,
Mety or are you on again? I'm on gone tonight.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Yeah, two episodes, return of a fan favorite.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Okay, I'll watch one more episode.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
Hey, but I've got a TV relate to complaint to
you too. Sure, betrayal from you, Meshy and you Jeremy
and you ruder and I want to out outline next
outline at next it's toothpaste related.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Okay, I'll maketually confused.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
So am I Jerry Show podcast us today?

Speaker 5 (21:51):
I was betrayed, not a MESHI, you Jeremy and you
you betrayed me. I was out at sky filming a
TV show and I arrive out there, and this is
at midday.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
I arrive out there. Midday.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
I arrive out there, and what is the first person
say to me when I arrive.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
You've got toothpaste all have your face? Wow? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:22):
When did I brush my teeth? Yeah, five am before
it came down here. So Mash didn't say anything, Jeremy
didn't say anything, Roue didn't say anything. You allowed me
to walk around all day until I finally ran into
someone who was organizing my face to be on screen,
when they finally said, you've got toothpaste all over your face?

(22:43):
And then and I Stuart made a crude joe around
with is that actually toothpaste?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
And I thought, well, where was the support at six
am on.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
The show when you guys were looking at me and
you didn't say you got toothpaste?

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Can I start? Can I start the defense by the
defense's argument, because clearly you're the Crown prosecutor and I'm
part of the.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Defense, say that we're not interested in your arguments, just
before you.

Speaker 6 (23:12):
Start, And can I also just say take your time
because I have to come up with one as well,
so you.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Just can I just say that, as as a person
who looks at you every morning? Can I do? I
look at you every morning. I've looked at you every
morning for ten years now from across the disk, and
there is nearly a day where you don't come to
work toothpaste on your face. For some reason, you have
a thing where a toothpaste seems to appear on your face.

(23:38):
I'm not sure why. The toothpaste. Well, you can't wipe
it from your face, but for me, it's just part
of your normal face, and so I see it all
the time, and I think, oh, yep, there it is.
There's the toothpaste again. Good to see that he's brushing
his teeth.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Well, maybe ten years ago, if you'd see it, you've
got toothpaste on your face, I would have done something
about it, and then you wouldn't have had to look
at it every freaking day. It's stainly my fault. I
don't look at them in the morning, look in the
mirror in the morning.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Well maybe you should start doing that first of all,
But Ruder, I don't want to lie on my morale
that much before, Rudy, you've come steaming in. You go
first again, because I still have to think about my argument.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
Okay, Well, I'd first of all like to say I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Thank you, Actually, thank you, ruder. Actually, you'll be up
for compensation. Apologize.

Speaker 8 (24:22):
I'd like to say I'm sorry. And i'd also like
to say I'm sorry Matt, because I didn't notice, but
I'm pretty sure if I did notice, I would have
said something to you as a friend.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
How did you not star gold.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
Staff for Okay, now it's my turn, and I have
decided to take a slightly more agressive line. First of all,
I would also like to apologize that this happened to
you yesterday. I feel very bad about that humiliating situation
for you to be in.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I cannot imagine the emotional tra me must be now.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Secondly, and Jerry presented their arguments on why this might
have happened. I thought, I check the tapes from yesterday's show. Oh,
I'm having a look at an image of you from
yesterday's show.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Here. Yes, there is no toothpaste around any of your clips.
Oh my god, you've got film.

Speaker 6 (25:14):
So there's something has happened between either nine o'clock in
the show finishes and midday, which is the timeline that
you've given us. So I would just like to say
that I've pulled up in front of me.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Here. This is a this is a bombs You didn't
expect this. Wow. Yeah, I'll tell you what it was.
It's clearly it wasn't toothpaste? Was that nice? It was right?
That was what we in literally thought it was. Is
that what you've been getting up to the show. That's
that's me. That's some bombshell. Ever, it's struck when mashy there.

Speaker 6 (25:46):
So now we have to figure out what happened between
nine o'clock yesterday morning that ended up with.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Me with a white substance around my list.

Speaker 15 (25:55):
In those that way, there could be something else right right, more,
this is a developing story.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Friction. Yeah, two things that everyone's talking about this morning.
Met and famine, the lollies that have beyonder the city mission?
How did they get there? How did that white substance
get around your nose? The mouth?

Speaker 7 (26:19):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
On The Man Drew Show. We love a study.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
We'll also pay some attention to a report and there's
been a report out from a web site called world
word Tips, and they wanted to know which nationalities swear
the most, which.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Is a hard thing to analyze because obviously in everyday conversation.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
How do you know, I would just off the top
of my head, I'd say nations that swear a lot Scotland,
they seem to be big swearers. Australians, Yes, olmouth people,
the Australians dirty, dirty, potty mouths. The Australians. Also the French.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Horrible in another language. I don't understand. Did that? Yeah, Well,
there is a study that's come out and it's analyzed
one point seven million English language tweets. So it's really
a study of how much people swear on Twitter, right
and actually in conversation, and people that.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Are on Twitter a lot are normally the angriest people.
So it's so it's how much your angriest, most politically
deranged people.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Swearing. It does seem to be a place for politics,
doesn't it Twitter or x or whatever you call it now.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Yeah, there's people because I go in there for little news,
and there's people that post political stuff multiple times a day.
Like there's people that are posting more than once a
day their political opinion. There's some serious lux and derangement
syndrome out there. People that just have the promise are
living rent free in their head and they're just on
Twitter all day or X as it's called now, just

(27:52):
blasting stuff out, and you're like, politics should probably be
about I would say five percent of your life.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, well I learned in a ninety five percent of
your life. Yeah. I came back from the States last
week and I said to you guys, it's interesting because
when you're over in New Zealand, all you hear about
the United States is country divided, this is what's going on,
the politics, Trump blah blah blah, blah blah blah, so
much stuff. And then you go over there. I didn't
hear a single political conversation in eight days, not a

(28:20):
single word about Trump, not a single word about Kamala Harris,
not a single word about the election, not a single
not a single, not one word, not a word.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
What about people that are sitting in New Zealand then
that are turning themselves inside out over the American election?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
And people over America are just getting on with their lives.
They're just get on. They don't care. Americans don't care anyway.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
You know, we've blasted on too long with the setup
for this, Well.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
We can do it quite quickly. So it turns out
America as the most foul mouthed country on Twitter. Oh disgusting, followed.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
By Britain sixty six point three tweets per one thousand
have foul language in them that much of it.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
And then Australia comes on third, fourth and fifth when
New Zealand and Canada. New Zealand came and fourth, go ki,
we give them a taste, go key, we give them
a taste of our foul language. At the other end
of the speaker of the country that swears the least
Q eight. Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
Now that's interesting though, because as it awaited swearing. Yeah,
because I'd say a sea is much deserves more than
a than a f Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Well, we love the sea in New Zealand. God, we
love it. Yeah, we love the sea. And it shocks
Americans not someone knock some on the heels, especially when
we call people a good sea. Yeah that really that
really freaks them out. Yeah, they don't like it. That's
a classic New Zealand thing, that one. Yeah. So there
we are, there we go.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
And so per capita, are we the worst swearers?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Well this this is weighted. This is weighted per capita,
damn it.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
So yeah, yeah we're fourth, but we beat Canada in
this scale anyway, Like we were just behind them in
the Olympics, but we beat them in the swearing on Twitter.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
We could do a bit better. Something to aim for
maybe next year one swearers on Twitter.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
I might just fire out twenty five sea words on X.

Speaker 10 (30:02):
Right now, Matty Jeremy Wells the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
It is seven thirty one.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Time for your radiohoonaking news headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Pineapple lollies can turning. Potentially lethal doses of myth have
been given out in food parcels by Auckland City Mission.
The Rinder branded lolly's were donated. One lolly tested yesterday
was found to have up to three hundred doses of
metham fetamine.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
You now, this suggests to me because the render pineapple
flavor like it's a lolly wrapped in a little wrapper,
so it's an individual sort of pineapple lolli, not a
pineapple lump. Is there some kind of way that you
smuggle myth? I'm just speculating here where you brew it
into the lolly, But then there's a way to get
the myth out again, because that seems like a lot
of myth for one lolly. And so we're in a

(30:49):
situation where that's how a lot of myth is smuggled
in and then through an amusing series of events and
unfortunate occurrences, it's ended up with someone who's then donated it,
you know what I mean? Because maybe maybe it comes
through smuggled in and it ends up somewhere and then
someone goes, what am I doing with these lollies? I'll
give them to the city mission because it seems very

(31:10):
unlikely that someone that's got some myth, which is quite
expensive stuff, yeh, is just going to give it to
the city and mission to what end.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, it's a mistake. It's a mistake. A mistake's been
made in the distribution part of it, no doubt about that. Yeah,
it's not a ruse, it's not a joke. So yeah,
how do they get it's very expensive joke they get
into the hands of those people in the first place.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Yeah, So if there's anyone knows how people smug smuggle methan,
like whether you can you know, boil down a lolly
and get the meth back out, be interested to know.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
The pilot killed in a helicopter crash in Ken's was
a Kiwi who'd been drinking with friends to celebrate a promotion.
On the night of the crash. Twenty three year old
Blake Wilson stole the helicopter from Nautilus. He'd only been
working for the company for about four months. And Will
Jordan has been training at fullback as he prepares for
what could be his first Test start of the year.

(32:01):
The All Blacks outside back has largely been employed at
right wing in his international career, with just one start
in the fifteen Jersey across thirty two caps. Jordan has
been juggling the roles at training.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Well would that mean would that mean that you'd put
Body at ten?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
That's what that means. I'd say Body at ten. Damian
McKenzie might get to sit down. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
They might also be having a look at the situation
that we had on Saturday night with some issues coming
off the bench and the lack of maybe energy as such,
and they might go maybe Body coming off the benches.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Oh yeah, but Body did make great impact off the
bench that time he came off the bench recently against England,
he did.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
He did, and then people said, why is he not
playing more of the game. Yeah, He's one of your
highest paid people and one of your most experienced players.
Why wouldn't have that impact coming across the whole game exactly? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Well interesting, but anywhere will Jordan is. I don't care
right wing fallback as long as you've got that man
on the field.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
I've got two words for you this weekend. Look out
for it game management, game. Something I came up with
during the week this week. I think the problem is
in the game management.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Yeah, yeah, good word, I can Yeah, great term, Thanks
very much.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
What do you specifically mean by management? How do you
manage the game? Yeah? All right, how do you manage
the game? And Jerry Show podcast, So you had an
incident with a professional woman recently, I hear mesh, Well,
I just wroke through the great look.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
I'm not really sure where I'm going to go with this,
but I just need some help slash advice from you, fella.
Is it something I asked for probably about once a
week on the show now, and for some reason I
keep asking it. But I had a incident, I've been
injured and I have had to go to the physio
and set some help with with a groin.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Issue, has a brain injury, where is the groin? Well,
that is a very fascinating question, because when.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
I hear a groin injury, I think of the groin
as being the bits and pieces.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
But it's not the No, that's not That's what I
learned as well. The groin that I'm having the issue
with is the part that runs up underneath them, underneath
the abdomen.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
How far up the aben? About halfway up? And so
the jerry under the under the ribcage.

Speaker 6 (33:59):
Yeah, under under through here. I know that's not great
for people listening at home. Your mom's pubis up through
the site. No, nothing to do with my mon's pubis okay, No,
But what happened was I was at the physio and
they were trying to work it out and they said, no,
strength is not going to help this thing. It sounds
like you've really muffed it up. Yet, you've really muffed
up here is what my physio said to me. And
I said, you know what, okay, what should I do?
And they said, how about you go to the OSTEO.

(34:21):
They're gonna have a look at this and they might
be able to help you out. And I said, that
sounds like a lovely idea.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I'll go do that. I spend some money on Actually no,
it was the first appointment free, but the next five
cost a lot.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
And I went along to the osteo and I sat
down in the waiting room and it was all well
and good, and then the osteo came out and said,
all right, fin, it's time to go in. And as
I looked up, I recognized this woman.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Oh and it was one of your previous No, wasn't
one of my name it's not it's not the one.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
It's not the one against So what so what happened here?
Is it happened to be not a notch on my
b post. One of my best friends girlfriends, ah, I
have never been to the ostio before.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Right, pants down, pants, It's like it's an intimate experience.
Say that she's a real.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
Professional and this is not a reflection on her performance
edit and I'm sure she did not think once about it.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
But look it got the mind wearing.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
After an hour session with the osoing growin rubbing, I thought, sexy, No, no, no, no,
that's not what I thought.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
I want to be very clear, that's not what I thought.
I want this on the record that that's not what
I thought, I thought this, Do I have to, like
I was, you have to raise it with your friends?
Strange thing? Yeah, do I have to go text flick
of my text.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
I'm sure of you because you're treating it that it's
even in any way in the realm.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Of the sexual experience.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
And this is the thing that people misunderstand with medical
professionals as it's all it's all running them all to
then they'll stick a finger up your bum.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
They don't care. They've done it to a thousand pounds.
Just want to be very clear that there was no no.
But what is it like?

Speaker 5 (36:15):
I wonder to have a partner, either male or female,
that spends all day with their hands all over someone
else and then comes home and looks at your operation
and goes, I've seen a lot today.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
Oh yeah, I haven't thought about it in that way.
So anyway, but just to wrap up my question is
there's no no, no drummers, there is it. I realized
that because I'm transitioning from it from it from a
teen into an adult there to twenty four tepning. But
should but I just thought that I should run it
past you guys and just make sure that I.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Think as soon as you bring that up with your friend,
you've made it weird. I have ever. Yes, I'm not
going to do that. Yeah. Cool. And an answer to
your question, yeah, I don't know how that would be. Yeah. Yeah,
but they've spent rubbing people. Were you aroused? Okay? Now
I was not aroused in the slightest You're guilty. No, no, no, no,
guilty you word. There's nothing to be a shame. Thanks

(37:07):
for your help.

Speaker 13 (37:15):
It's the Mat and Jerry Show podcast The Mantain.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Jerry Sean, You've got a boner to pick worth. James Cameron, Well.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Like, so we Yeah, did you see the second installment
of Avatar The Way of the Water.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Released on December sixteenth, twenty twenty two. It's the third
highest grossing film of all time. So the Avatar, Avatar
Avengers in Game and then Avatar The Way of the Water,
then Titanic. So James Cameron, the director has got three
of the top four biggest movies of all time. It
was a bit blue for me, very blue. It was
a bit blue. Just everything was a bit blue.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
It's one of those movies, is like the first one.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
I watched it in the cinema and really enjoyed it,
but then almost it didn't exist in my mind after
I left.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, that's James Cameron. He's good at that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
Although, like I to this day, I love Aliens. Watch
it again the other day, Absolutely freaking love Terminated Judgment
Day and the First Terminator. So I love a lot
of his films. Even I watched True Lies the other day.
That's a great film. But he's just announced the schedule
for Avatar movies coming out, and this is freaking ludicrous, right,

(38:24):
I don't think anyone How old will everyone be when
these movies come out? So he's got Avatar three comes
out this Christmas December nineteen, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Oh, that's kind of reasonable.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
That's that's three years after the second one, which was
about eighteen years after the first one.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah, and I see that it's focusing on the Navy building,
rebuilding the Tree of Souls, and it's gonna introduce a
dark fiber tribe. Exciting.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
And then Avatar four as schedule for December twenty one,
twenty twenty nine. Jesus, So that's another four years after this.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Twenty twenty nine. What are we twentywen four? Oh? Okay?

Speaker 5 (39:00):
And then and then this is the schedule for his movies.
Avatar five December nineteen, twenty thirty one. Okay, I mean
you know when you hear a major infrastructure pro checks,
they say numbers like twenty thirty one, not fricking movies, mate,
Pull your finger out of your ass and get them
done and get them out.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Twenty thirty one, buddy, are we going to be thirty one?
You're not building a tunnel under the white matar. But
so what's going to be the world in twenty thirty one?
I mean we're talking, we're talking seven years away. Will
there be movie theaters? Will we have these chips in
our brain that just, you know, some kind of thing
that just sends some real message into our brain. We

(39:44):
will be evolved.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Into sort of strange beings with gray a gray metallic hue,
oblong shaped heads and just a single button, single finger
for pressing buttons by.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Then twenty thirty one. Wow, James Cameron, get your.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
Finger out of your ass and get those movies in
an orderly and timely fashioned Buddyrobic flying down to Wellington
and I'll be having a word all right, mate.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
You've been warned. God, he's terrified. He should we get
this message so twenty twenty thirty one, Buddy.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
Oh god, I know why this stresses you out so
much because you don't know until like after the show,
what you've got on today.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Mit alone is a logistical issue for you, not really
the films himself. It stresses him out because he's thinking,
what is the twenty thirty one? What is December? He
doesn't even know when? What does that? He's a month.
Don't make this be about me.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
I'm looking forward to those felves, Cameron.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Get Yeah.

Speaker 13 (40:42):
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Speaker 2 (40:52):
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Speaker 3 (41:00):
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Speaker 4 (41:05):
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Speaker 1 (41:12):
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Speaker 5 (41:20):
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Speaker 1 (41:32):
Lots coming up this morning on the mat In Jerry Show.
On the next hour, Abbie Howe's Taskmaster contestant joins us
on the show before nine o'clock. Also, we'll be giving
away five hundred dollars hopefully to someone who can do
a task properly, who can perform a task. That's thanks
to Taskmaster in New Zealand, which is on at the moment.
It's on Tuesdays and Wednesdays on TV and Z two
and TV and Z Plus at seven thirty.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
And there's been a return of a fan favorite, the
return of at.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Up Next Me.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
According to the UK preus, which country was the most
overachieving at the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I can't imagine what country that would be.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
Then, Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
So it's homecoming day today for Kiwi Olympians.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
Yeah, so they've already there. They arriving two hours out
at the Auckland Airport. If you want to go out
and applaud Dame Lisa Carrington or any of the other
ones that come back, I'm not sure who's coming back
and who's just heading out on the rents in Europe.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
After what I'd be doing, I feel like Hayden.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
Wild and I think he'll be out on the rent
So I reckon what do you reckon about Hamish.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
On the rents? Yeah, definitely definitely rinsing it.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
And you know the the Rugby sevens rentsing the woman
they've been rinsing since before the game started.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah, they would have been rinting on the plane. Would
have been a good plane to be on. Yeah, would
have been a fun plane. But yeah, getting home after
a twenty six hour flight all the way from Paris direct,
you'd be feeling pre especially in the morning, and be
feeling pretty bleary eyed. But who really won the Olympics, Jeremy,
According to The Times, a very well respected United Kingdom newspaper,

(43:10):
who really won it? I mean China and the USA
both got forty gold medals, but the USA got more
medals overall, so they're on the top of the table.
But who really won it? Well? The Times thinks that
athletes from New Zealand logged an impressive all of twenty
medals at Paris twenty twenty four despite having a population
of just over five million. Their rate of.

Speaker 14 (43:29):
One medal per two hundred and fifty eight thousand people
is abashed among nations to win at least four medals
this summer.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
So New zeal finish eleventh on the table with ten gold,
seven silver and three bonds, ahead of the likes.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Of Canada, Spain. You lose it, Sweeten in Brazil. Brazil
didn't do very well at all.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Actually, to be fair, Canada doesn't care about the Summer Olympics.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
No, they do well in the winter. They love the
Winter Olympics. I think if you add up the winter
in the summer, Canada do pretty well. And not a
huge huge population in Canada, just a massive country with
not that many people, particularly in the middle and at
the top. So the total medal hall of twenty matches
the efforts of Tokyo three years ago. And obviously the
ten gold in Paris easily the best golden effort for
New Zealand. That's off the back of nineteen eighty four.

(44:16):
I think in Los Angeles was the previous best. Okay,
Jeremy pop quiz.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
Yeah, name all the gold medals that New Zealand won,
and if you forget any of the females your sexist Okay, Oh.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
That's easy, Lisa Carrington, that's three of them. No, I
can't actually remember all of them. You can get there. No,
I was away. My problem was that I was away.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Well, I'll help you out because I care about my country. Okay,
rugby sevens.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yes, so name all of the rugby sevens team. That
wasn't the question that female McCay. I mean the first
name of one of the players is not good enough?
Rowing double skull woman? What are their names? The mums?

Speaker 5 (45:04):
Canoe kayak slalom fin butcher yep, Kayak K four It
sounds might be da so far as Dame Lisa Carrington
at all?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
What are we doing? Aleise Andrews on the cycle track?

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Karen?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
She won a couple, didn't she? And then I'll get
to those name Karen is the event that she was on?

Speaker 5 (45:31):
Canoe kayak sprint K two We won that as well. Okay,
Dame Lisa Carrington at all? And the Gulf Lydia co
and the K one sprant Lisa Carrington hamus Kerr and
the high charm and Elise Andrews with the second goal.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
There you go, so good reading off a screen. Then
brilliant stuff from you. Brilliant It's not our bus work
that one fellas some of us care about our countries.
Next we should talk about what happens though when the
Olympics come home.

Speaker 7 (46:03):
Oh right, okay and Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
So, as we're saying before, our Olympians are coming home
this morning, they'll be at Auckland Newport at home just
before ten am this morning. Would it kill you to
blast out there and wave a flag? Jerry me, yeah,
so I think the last thing they need is me
blasting out there waving a flag.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
To be honest, I think they don't want to be interviewed.
That's the bit that'll be part of thing. But I
think if they just walk past a lot of people
celebrating their heroism heroics, then they don't mind that. But
someone's shoving a microphone in their face. If you and
Hillary go up and set out you're humiliating seven sharp
couch out there and try and sit them down for
a chat, they wouldn't like that.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Another person just trying to shove a microphone in the face.
So get a little bit more content for their show.
Munch Somna, Yeah, we've already done a bit of that.
But interestingly, I was watching the news last night and
Lewis clearbitt Olympic Swimmer was talking about coming home yeah,
and saying that there's been a whole lot of work
done on what happens when Olympic athletes come home, because obviously,
as you build up to the Olympics, it's the biggest

(46:59):
event of your life most people, and then once it's over,
you're left with this giant hole because what are you
doing after that? What are your goals?

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Nothing could be more exciting, nothing would feel as important.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
No, And the other part about it, apparently so then
when you come home you feel quite empty. So the
other part is that when you're in the Olympics and
you're at the Olympic Village, because you are surrounded by
the most amazing athletes in the world, you're at this
heightened state and you're interacting with other athletes. You're inspired
by all of these people. And then you come back.

(47:33):
You come back in this situation to New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
Breaths of frair share everywhere, imagine.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
And then all of a sudden, it's like and just
the reality of just being an ordinary person kind of
sinks back. And again, I imagine it's a little bit
like people who went to war and then came back
and everything seemed to bit boring. A lot of people
went through that. I know my grandfather who was a

(47:59):
very important person in the war. He came back and
to Vicago where he ran a dairy, and I think
he struggled. Even though the war was terrifying, it was
important and bigging. You were with your mates and you
had to cause you were working towards it and come back.
And if a hollow feeling man and knowing that you're
coming back and you might not do anything as interesting
as that, that must be mentally again in the neurist

(48:19):
of your life is probably quite a depressing thought.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
But yeah, I guess you have to just readjust and
decide what was more important, because ultimately friends and family
are more important than any glory, aren't they.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yes, well, I know a lot of work's been done
on the Space and the New Zealand team have I
think I heard forty eight doctors and medical professionals that
worked with them on their team. Wow, and da doctor
Dave Gerrard who was a scheft of Micheon, Dave Gerard
Gerald looking Yeah, he was saying that when he went

(48:52):
to Tokyo in sixty four, they had one one or
one doctor, but Anyway, there's a program called Crossroads and
it was developed in New Zealand and it's to help
athletes acclimb tize back into the realities of normal life. Again, Yeah,
isn't that interesting. Well, the glory and all that sort
of stuff, you don't forget about what happens when it
all wears off.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
But you must remember from sports trips when you're a
kid and you go away and it's so fun and
with you with your mates and you've got something to do,
and then you drop back at the farm and you
walk up the gravel road and to your family and
you're like, this is freaking boring, and times that by
a million.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yeah, Well, for me, it happens every day after the show. Really,
you know, I'm in here with some of the best
people I've ever met.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
My entire life, some great minds, winning broadcasting gold every day,
you know, and then a lot of hotties walking around.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
You walk out into the office and all of a sudden,
and then go home and all of a sudden it
just comes crashing down around me. And like, as you
guys have been talking about this, I've just come up
with a bit of a solution as well. If it's
all right. I'm just like Cable this.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
I thought maybe we should start a bit of an
Olympic team buddying system as once people come back from
the Olympics that we can maybe buddy them up with
I don't know, regular citizens. And and then kind.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
Of Zoey Hobbes doesn't need a b we'll hang on.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Funny you say that.

Speaker 6 (50:06):
So if I'm just looking here, Maddie, I've given you
the woman's sevens team.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Okay, so you're going to get all of them. You
can't handle the women, so you're going to get the
women's sevens team. You'd be in all sorts of trouble
dinning with the women's sevens team.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Log I'll bullet them and back into society, rehabilitate them.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
And the jury.

Speaker 6 (50:23):
I've given you all of the sit down sports. If
that's all right, you're going to have to take that subcategory.
So that's Lisa Carrington and then all the way to
the fisher. You know, we can sit down for dam
backward sports for dan.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Back if we have to.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
And then I and then I've decided, look, I've got
a lot of my plate at the moment, so I'll
just be taking gums O.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Yeah, I think it's going to make things worse for
those athletes. Imagine that then coming back and then realizing
you have to hang out with Mesh and me for
the next three weeks.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Well thoughts and prayers to our heralhic athletes as they're
right back in the country today.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yeah, I have to come back to normality. Dowdy old,
boring old home. Get them in here. Yeah, get him
on the wheeze. It will make it worse.

Speaker 10 (51:06):
Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells The Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
It is a thirty time for your Radiohardache News headlines
with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Word of caution after potentially fatal levels of myth were
found in Rinda pineapple lollies donated to the Auckland City Mission.
The dollies were handed out in food parcels for several weeks.
The Drug Foundation says it's not uncommon for drug smuggling
to occur through food items like lily. There you go.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
And this is my theory on this, So no one
is going to let go of that value of myth
at any They're never going to do that, right, It's
too expensive. So there's been a cockup, and we know
myth has smuggled into the country and things like hot
swace and lollies, so it seems like you can smuggle
and lotly then render it down for sale.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Right, So this is my theory. What's happened.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
The packets of myth lollies have arrived in a container
or such into New Zealand someone was meant to grab
them but didn't manage to for some reason, they ended
up with someone else, maybe at the back of their order.
They go, oh, this is a cock cart, right, but
I don't know all these lollies. I don't want these lowers,
so I'll do something nice and they donate them to
the city mission. Always go to the mission. They taste

(52:13):
weird and we find out that full of myth.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
That's my theory. Okay, not about theory. A theory so
far the number one trending theory on Twitter. Yeah, can
anyone knock that off? Yeah? Well it's not on Twitter. No,
I just made that up at the would kill you
just to give it some credibility?

Speaker 5 (52:26):
Would it kill you to start account and post it
and try and give me a bit of credibility With
a number one trending theory.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Speaking of Twitter, elon Must Live interview with Donald Trump
has had a bumpy start. There was a forty minute
delay due to technical difficulties on X his own platform.
That's every time, Yeah, it's every time.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Well, it was a huge amount of interest in it,
and there was an attack on it, so but it
ended up being massive.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Have you seen the numbers?

Speaker 5 (52:50):
So listen to by one billion people around the globe.
That's a that's a real The reach of social media
on those kind of things is phenomenal. So it's off
the bo technical difficulties and then boy oh boy, did
a lot of people chuning seventy million Americans with listening
to it.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
An England Test cricket captain Great New Zealander Ben Stokes
has been ruled out for the remainder of the Northern
summer with a torn Hemmy Oli Pope has set to
lead the side for a three Test series against Sri Lanka,
starting a Manchester next Wednesday. Really, Olli Pope's new kiptain? Yeah, Oli, Bob.
So go through a lot of captains England, don't they
in terms of their cricket. They've always got a new captain.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
They certainly do. Ben Stokes. Also, he's always got an injury,
isn't he? Yes, boy, he has a lot of injuries.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
I mean, I.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Guess being a fast bowler and a batsman as well.
I mean, boy, boy, you know you're putting a lot
of stress on your body.

Speaker 7 (53:39):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
So Task Mask in New Zealand is back for season five.
It's on Tuesdays and Weddnesdays at seven thirty on TV
and Z two, and then of course you can watch
it whenever you like on demand on TV and Z Plus.
And the brand new lineup of comedians includes Hayley's Brow,
Ben Hurley Finger and Tom Sainsbury and the person who's

(54:04):
joined us in the studio as well, Abby, how is
good morning? Abby?

Speaker 12 (54:08):
Good morning? Thank you for having me.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
It's a well pleasure. Welcome in. It's a pleasure. Have
you been watching Task Master season five? You run it?

Speaker 12 (54:16):
Yeah, I'm in it of course. Yeah, I'm gonna watch it.

Speaker 7 (54:20):
Of course you watched it while you were there?

Speaker 12 (54:23):
Yeah, I watched it when I was there.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Have you watched the edited form?

Speaker 13 (54:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (54:27):
I watched the edited form. Turned out lovely, I've got
to say.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Yeah, a lot of work goes into turning all that
people running around rubbish and then mentioned and then sitting
on the stage into a tight show, doesn't it.

Speaker 12 (54:40):
Oh yeah, yeah, No, there was a lot of cheff,
you know, a lot of cheff in there, especially from
when I was doing well.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
And so for people who haven't watched task Master before,
because there'll be people that are listening that haven't seen
task Master, it's a show where a five comedians are
tasked worth having to do something that Paul Williams, who's
the task Master's assistant, asked them to do inside the field,
and they will do it individually. They don't know how

(55:07):
anybody else is doing. It's all the sworn of secrecy.
They're not allowed to talk about the task with the
other contestants. And then in the end they will do
the same task and then and the end they are
then edited and then we go into the studio and
everybody sits in the studio and we watch the task
and then each task is judged by me, the task Master.
That's basically the way that it works, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Yeah, that's that's a good sum up there. What it
does very succinct.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
But the interesting part is Abbi being a contestant on
task Master is that you don't know, so that the
experience for you is quite unusual and very much different
than my experience sitting inside a studio, because you not
only do the task and like and Matt's been a contestants, well,
you do the task, you don't know how well you went.
And then you go through this process of being in

(55:51):
the studio and sitting and watching yourself do the task
and watching how everyone else does the task, and then
you naturally compare your own performance with everybody else's performance indeed,
and then you're judged by someone as well on top
of it.

Speaker 12 (56:03):
Yes, yeah, I mean because on the day you're like,
you're like the pretty princess of the day, like everything's
about you. You're filming in the house, Everyone's going, that's
so funny. Can I get you anything? You look great?
Can I say? And then you walk out of there
like I think I'm gonna win. I'm really good a Taskmaster.

(56:25):
And then you sit there and watch it and be like, oh.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
No, that is so true, and thought.

Speaker 12 (56:30):
About unimaginably terrible it.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Well, then the other weird part about it is so
you sit there and you watch it with the audience.
You watch it with the task masters, you watch it
with the task Master's assistant and the rest of the comedians,
and then you get to watch it again at home
once it's edited with all of the other But so
there's another part to it.

Speaker 12 (56:49):
Yeah, it never ends, and then it gets cut up
and put online and then those things do the rounds.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Speaking of never ending, it's leaked into radio where we're
going to play a bit of task Master now for
one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Yeah, that's right. Your task this morning is to honk
your horn for five seconds. And Mikey from Dunedin is
on the line. Good morning, Mikey morning. Now are we good? Mikey?
Are you in your car? Mikey, I am in my car.
We're about to say you're Mikey just parked outside school
drop off Okay.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
Okay, that's not bad actually, and that's the sort of
peace school drop off time, Ete forty one.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
There'll be a few parents and kids around. There's a
lot of mums and kids walking past me. On here
we go. You're going to earn your five hundred dollars
or one. Mikey, what kind of carr a you driving?
I'm driving a Sabaru Sabari, justin boro Forester. Beautiful car.

(57:47):
How many CA's is that done? We're up to one
hundred and thirty two, only just beginning with a with
a Forester. You only just starting. Yeah, a great vehicle. Okay, Mikey,
your task is to honk your horn for five seconds
for five hundred dollars. Your time starts now. I feel

(58:11):
what you did it for six that's impressive. Well done
waving at me.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
No one got a tyron out and be can come
to give you a.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
Web No, no, no, just kids are waving and parents
just trying to get and keep walking.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Oh, well done, buddy. Well Mikey, you won five hundred dollars.
Sets a taskmaster in New Zealand. Congratulations, thank you very much.
He did that easily, didn't they? I thought that would have.
I thought that might cause problems.

Speaker 12 (58:36):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
The Great New Zealander mike Y is the Mas.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
So to celebrate, Panheads pick up their new hazy. I
p a pened of us for our help to find
New Zealand's greatest root. And with your help, we're going
to decide which is the best, once and for all
and at the end of the month. Actually, we're going
to grab a retro pick up truck and drive the
winning route. You can text root followed by your favorite

(59:03):
New Zealand route to three four eight three to be
a part of it. And Abby Howe's taskmaster, contestant and
comedian is in the studio right now. Abby, it would
be remiss of me not to ask you what is
your greatest route?

Speaker 12 (59:16):
Indeed and one and honor to answer it. My greatest route,
I think is Highway six, but specifically the bit when
you come towards Cromwell through Cromwell, you know, past the dam, Yes,
hitting south, hitting south yep, here's here's because we would
go to Fair Family Holidays in Central I'm from Dunedin.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Yes, so you're driving up.

Speaker 12 (59:41):
First of all, you hit roxburh Roxburgh's got the Jimmy's
Meat Pie factory. You grab yourself a fresh pie.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
The lamb pie. Yeah, that's a mess a mutton pie.

Speaker 12 (59:52):
No, it's lamb. They do like a lamb shank pie,
but they only do it at one store.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
I thought you're gonna say muttin. Thank goodness, No way,
you can't get a mutton so loves muttin pie and Yu.

Speaker 12 (01:00:04):
And then your cruise around and then you come in
past the dam, past to damn. Yeah, Clyde Dam, you're beautiful.
You can see the spire of the church sticking out
of the dam. And if you were someone new, you
could say, hey, did you know the town used to
be down there? And then interesting fat, Everyone loves the fat.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
And then someone says why is the water so blue?
And you say it's glacial.

Speaker 12 (01:00:25):
Yeah, you say it's glacier. And everyone's loving it. They laughing,
they having a great time in the car. And then
you can also on the road as I think Butler's
Berry Farm, when you can get a real fruit ice cream,
you know there's good stuff here. And also when you're
coming past that dam, I feel like you're on the
knife stage off the mountain too. There's like an element
of danger because you're very close to falling into the

(01:00:48):
water and everyone thinks you're allegit if you can drive it,
do you like a.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Bit of further on? So you're hitting up you haven't
even hit Cromwell.

Speaker 12 (01:00:55):
You haven't even hit Cromwell yet. Once you hit Cromwell,
we're talking like roadside fruit stores. You grab yourself a
little couple box of Nick Gerenes. Now we're cruising, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
And then you're hitting your way south southwest towards Queens
Queen and you're riding the knife edge along the Cowardo
River there looking down, I know exactly where you are.
It's a great road. It's a great route.

Speaker 12 (01:01:22):
What is what are people saying that's better than that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
It's a pretty even mentioned roaring meg Oh yeah, met
for roaring.

Speaker 12 (01:01:30):
She's roaring out there. You get to listen to herd,
don't Junes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Yeah, I mean you get buffeted by the wind as
you head through the Gibson Valley. They're beautiful.

Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
To mention the when you're talking about Cromwell, the the
large but large fiberglass.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
But they've gone on a peach amateur. It's terrible. So
you can text us your best road just sticks root
to three four eight three. Do some textas just come through. Actually,
greatest route christ Jews to Ashburton across the Cannibal Planes
State Highway one. That is the most depressing. I won't

(01:02:10):
have a barrow. That route, that is the worst route
in New Zealand is shocking. We make like three not
quite turns over eighty seven k's that's not good. This
route here Nelson through to Farewell Spit via ree Walker
and the Tarkaka Hill State Hillway sixty. That's one hundred
and forty six. Case you've had some problems through that

(01:02:31):
route or.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Just primarily an addiction rewalker, but I wasn't driver.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Yeah, and this person here has said the three Z
nine road between fifty Younger and Corrimandel twenty two k's
narrow winding Gravelly Root.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
Okay, all right, well done, all right, well done, all
right much and that sounds like it's the end of
the menton Jerry Show. Thank you so much for coming
in Ebbie House, and you'll continue to be on Taskmaster
for a while now.

Speaker 12 (01:02:58):
I'll continue to be on Mastership for yours as well. Nah,
I wish no. I can't cook for hick, but I
am on Tasmaster.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Thanks for coming in airb and you'll join us for
the podcast as well, which is going to be out
at eleven a m. This morning on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your pods.

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and Jerry. From six to night.

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