September 23, 2025 • 34 mins
On today's episode of The Agenda, Manaia Stewart & Finn Caddie join ACC Head G Lane to chat about Ryan Fox making it into the Guinness Book of World Records
Then the fellas discuss the reinforcements coming for the All Blacks, and the Wallabies not being afraid of Eden Park.
Plus, can the fellas name which Black Caps have scored 5,000 Test runs?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Again a mash you get a Miniah. Welcome to all
the Hurdecke Breakfast podcast listeners, as this is the match
together Breakfast with an a gender potty. We forgot to
mention yesterday it was all over the socials and then
we obviously we missed the Zeitgeist because he ended up
on the Herald and once he ends up on the
herald's dead.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's dead.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
And that is Foxy is in the Guinness Book of Records. Yeah,
him and his mate Minwu Lee and Dan Bradury brad
Bury they.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Hit ten part threes in three minutes. Yeah, yeah, this
was pretty It was. It was a bizarre thing to watch.
It's a cool record, but it was so they got
Stephen Bradbury tang off.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yes, so they didn't move from one part three eight Bradbury.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Stephen Bradbury's the go where all the ice skaters fell
over and then he won the gold mill. Uh and
so he teed off. Then Minuli hit the second shot
and then Foxy was just tapping them mit. Yes, and
so it was like how many can how many pars
can they get?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah? Right, yeah, how many? The most par three is
completed in three minutes by a team.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
So they took it off Ry McElroy and the YouTube
is did perfect. Apparently two years ago they only had
seven so they smashed it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Absolutely. It's great to watch. It's a great watch because
you see Minwu Lee kind of chasing the tee off
and then he just dump. He's got two clubs and
his teams either putter or a chipper. Yeah, and where
it goes and he just casts one aside and then
knocks it in and then fox he's probably got the
best best role just he taps it and gets Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Have you always been playing around the golf before when
there's someone else playing a game of speed golf?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
No, and they just.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Fly past you. They got like some kind of belt
mount with their pitching widge and that, and then you've
got your putter on the other side and then you
so you carry on about three clubs.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's a humiliator, but it makes me think.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Of I feel you're taking the worst parts of both sports.
It's like Christian rock. You're not making Christianity call. You're
making rock music ship. You're making running ship because you've
got to stop and you're making it. And you're making
golf ship because youve got to run. The whole point
of golf is I can't run, so I play golf.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Well, the only reason for golf really for me is
to get away from your family. And you're punishing life, Edmond.
And you can say it took you six hours because
there was a it was a slow call. Why do
you want to do it in like forty five minutes?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Also, how can you crush personally doing that? Correct?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
If you're a real golfer, you'd crush a can every
hole one while doing that.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, should we have a crack at the title. We
should try to do it. It's not that hard, asn't no,
but we would just be way. It would be quite
funny to do.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I reckon we could get two. Two is the number?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Three minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I reckon we can get two. But that were all
I mean that relies on a good couple of T shirts.
Doesn't it really realize entirely on the team.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I also think there is no course in New Zealand
that's going to allow us skin on there.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Because oh yeah, and drill one hundred shots.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Of the one past three with a whole lot of
boomers behind you yelling at you.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
If they don't know we're coming.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, it's true. We just we let people play through
and just keep on it. But then they're three minutes.
We need to a three minute gap. Three minutes isn't
long to be fair. We just set up and then
do it within three I.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Need just people play through after each attempt and then
start again.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Have heard a rumor though, stop clock men wu Lea's
quite tight with Foxy obviously Chasing the Foxes, coming back
to Insied, coming back to.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Royal Auckland and December.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Rumor mill is churning that potentially Men may make his
way out for Chasing the Fix all right man.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
When we probably guys buying the curtains, Lane and I
were because they're doing the videos that have come out again,
and I was like, the first the start of the Clippers,
you go, oh, man, I assure that's good. Oh that's right.
We commentated that, yeah, you and I commentated Chasing the
Fox last year and when the triumvirate of John Key
and David Cymour and whoever who else was playing, uh,
(03:47):
and they all three of them hit their shot out
of bounds to the left. Yes, the directors were falling
over themselves to inform us that all three far right
leaning politicians that hit their ball left and we're like, yeah, yeah,
I get it, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
We were more interested in, do you guys want to
commendate this ship.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They've hit them lift, they've hit them lift. David Simos
has one lift as well, he's a right leaning politician.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, we're more interested in the fact that they hit
it straight into the Brody Caine Rose sump.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
The t a B v I P Stand bolstered by
Matt Heath. Yes, he was in there with the Roses
and a.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Couple of other high flyers.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Jeez, that that tent was amusing that way because that
was right off the us of the last hole. Yes,
and there were fucking balls being lasered into the all
afternoon and it.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Was just so it was an absolute bog from all
the rose that had been tipped over there.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But I think I can say We've got Foxy on
the podcast on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, we have.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
He's coming in to talk details around Chasing the Fox.
He might be able to split some spit some light
on that rumor.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, it's Min Woly.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I mean, I'm more of a Minjy Lee than a
Min wooly.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Good for you. Both starts live from the Export Big
out of the studio. This is the Agenda for Choosing
the twenty third of September.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
brought to you my next ford a vulture.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
All right, okay, the All Blacks get reinforcements, the Wallabies
don't care about Eden Park, and the horn Dog gets
a massive payout.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
That's what's coming up on today's show.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Left, So let's start with the All Blacks Fellers, we've
got some people returning from injury. Half Back Cam roy
Gard's back called is back from his ribb injury, which
no doubt leads to yet another cucking for Finlay Christie
the poor fucker Coudie Taylor is back and then Patrick
tw Apolo to have a toting one newsers back as well.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, great to have some half backs back, because it
was we were getting desperate there for a while.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I love the injuries that are listed here. Roy guard
foot rightim a rub Taylor concussion two two face Yeah
did you see that?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Could you see that? The ct scam that came back
Ever's face as forehead looked like a golf ball had
hit it like it was just as just a straight dent.
So I'm surprised he's back so quickly.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You don't want that, do not want have done to
your forehead? Possible?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, and there's a great selfie that one of the
other players took with with Patrick after the game, just
like both of them cheesy with thumbs up and he's
got in.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
His forehead. It like even will even get a run though,
do you reckon? Because there's so many the locking stocks
are pretty full. We've got Holland Dog roll in to provide.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, I think, yeah, I don't think he will get
a run, but a Cam roy Guard, cam Rooids and
Sneakers that one hundred percent get a run because I
desperately need those guys back.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
But you got Friendly Christy, who you must have.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Has supplied himself pretty well the last couple of tests.
But so be interesting to see what they whether he
whether they pick one of those guys and maybe keep
Friendly Christy, or whether Friendly Christy goes.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Back to I reckon they'd go roy Guard to start
and probably Christy off the bench. I think ribs are
nothing to be I mean, anyone who's had a ribbon.
I do not. You did not come back.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I've broken my ribs twice.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Would are we able to talk about red breaking? Because
I understand you you haven't told everyone in your life
about it.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Sick this sicken.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
One was actually Joe Jury broke my rib when they
set up a boxing ring and we came home steamed,
and I tried to run it straight at at Joe Jury.
He's an ice hockey player who just stood his ground
and I bounced off his shoulder.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Come for the king, you bess not popped my rib
The one before that was you consider that Joe's fault, Yeah,
as Joe's fold.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
The other one was I had a tussle with a
stationary willipit. That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
That was post Ac Christmas party one year. Yeah, keep it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I managed keep that secret.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, and you and you told a nice story once
about it was hard to keep it in once there
was a situation where you we don't need to go.
Australian prop Ellen Ala Turas says that his team I
doesn't see Eden Park is anything scary. It's just another
footy field, apparently, as they aimed to in New Zealand's
thirty one Year unbeaten streak at the Auckland Venue that
(07:52):
obviously got a great record at eating Parky sid But
at the same time it's just another footy field.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I was saying this morning on the heart of a
breakfast show. The journalists that wrote the headline about Alan
a Latour playing for Australia against Argentina lost the ake
on his keyboard from just smashing or I don't think that.
I mean, so the Tairb's got them at four dollars
(08:20):
forty Yeah, a nice tall boy four forty mil for
the Wallabies. I don't think that that far outside is
are they I don't think they are. So they beat
Argentina in one of those games that they.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And then Argentina hump them in the next one.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
And we've we lost to Argentina, to South Africa and.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
We lost to c Aria and Australia top of the
Rugby Championship table.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, it's so fact though we I mean this, I
don't I think this is way closer to even olts.
But is that because I've had two weeks of a
steady media diet of woe was us in times and
near sky's falling? Ye, the rap the raptures coming rapture. Yeah, yeah,
is that's what it is. And that's why I'm feeling
just a little bit negative, I think a little.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Bit, But I do think you're right. That is four
forty for the Wallabes. That is juicy for a team
that I mean, if if Wallabies came in without a win, yeah,
you'd be like, Okay, that's that seems so. But they've
beaten st there together, they've beaten Argentina. It's not like
they're coming in folly with their tail between them.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
No.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And the back page of the Herald this morning is
a giant photo of Anton Leonard Brown and the whole caption,
the whole headlines like how the hell do we stop
Joseph Sallee? And it's like, what is that where we're at?
We're going to try and stop one guy? One guy
or we're screwed.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
You'll have to forgive me boys if we've talked about
this before. But I was having a look at some
of the biggest home unbeaten records in the sporting sphere,
So the South Africa Springbock. They had a thirty seven
straight home wins at Ellis Park and then we seven
years or games, thirty seven straight home wins games between
ninety sixty two and nineteen ninety two, so we've smashed that.
Then we ended that actually in nineteen ninety two, and
(09:51):
then the Golden State Warriors won fifty four straight at
home fifteen sixteen. And then this is an interesting one
eighty one straight clay court wins between two thousand and
five and two thousand and seven. Didn't lose on clay
for eighty one games. The New York yank Yankee said,
sixty four consecutive home series wins without a loss between
the nineteen forty two and nine to fifty one. And
then Real Madrid one hundred and twenty one home games
(10:13):
unbeaten at the bernabout between sixty eight and seventy nine.
So I've got some work today, Jesus. But we could
get there eventually.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
There were only a third of the way to bustle
in it.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Uh, We're yeah, No, Real Madrid. What a question for
you and I What do Eaton Park do for marketing
if Australia win?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I don't know. It seems the only marketing I'm aware
of them doing is getting Matt Heath to talk about
them on any available broadcast he's got now, because I
don't know what do that?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Well, Eaton park Lean on this thirty one year unbeaten
streak around the All Blacks Fortress.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
And what happens when the Fortress gets burnt down?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I think we burn it down and then make our
own ashes. I ain't call it the ashes and call
it the ashes is a bit big, earn Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
A lot of rubble to bon and then that other
one's quite small, but it's only two bales. This one
of the an entire stadium.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
What was that famous Tri Nations trophy that they got
the missionment's wrong and it ended up being about forty
five times larger than.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
It was supposed to be Patrick Holding.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Maybe we just filled that up with the Eaton park
ashes if we lose this weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I don't really this could be a South Island, but
I don't really consider I don't really think about Eden
Parker as being the home of New Zealand rugby. I
feel like it's only been in the last couple of
years that we've started talking about it as this.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Well that's because I called it the Fortress.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
New Zealand's home stadium was a National Station Stadium.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
That's what they call. Yeah, yeah, like a fucking bullshit.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Hey, hey came the box bro, Okay, yeah, you want
to hang out with David Seymour and he's holding hands
with his medi in the corner while everyone else smashes
beers and watches the rugby. Yeah, that's what That's what
was happening.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Let's take a break and we'll come back with a
quick quiz that joj is. Really We're just going to
ride off a bit of a quiz. I believe Joe
stumbled across an image here and I was going to
ask you boys if you can name the insied bats.
And with five thousand or more test runs, there are seven.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Okay, test runs.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I'll start with modern modern day. We'll start with Can Williamson.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, he's got nine thousand, two hundred and seventy six.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Ross Taylor.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Ross Taylor's coming in at second with seven thousand, six
hundred and eighty three. Stephen Fleming, Oh mate, you're on fire.
He's coming in third with seven thousand, one hundred and
seventy two.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
And then I'm gonna go seven of them, seven of them.
I don't know. Nathan Neestial nah Nathan National's not on there,
can Willimson.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yep Bears comes in at fourth with four hundred and
fifty three. Latham nice fosdight hundred and thirty four. Two
more to go, think Older.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh okay, Bet Sacliffe, No oh, Martin.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Crow Ah, yeah, he's got five four four four, so
we've got one more to go, one more. Clint Turner,
fuck no close. Oh he's only got three thousand.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Not that close?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Is that more modern area?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Or I'll give you the years that he's called his
runs a nineteen seventy eight to nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Oh work, good.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Grace, you got your Brucier gives you got your John
Wright's Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
John Wright rounds it out. Daniel forty was a name
that popped out to me. He's got four and a
half thousand of the things.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, well he's in the rear club of I think
it's two hundred and fifty Test wickets, maybe even three
hundred Test wickets and three thousand Test runs and there's
only Wow, both them and Hedley I think, are the
only other two.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
The done kallis surely yeah, Jack kellis, Yeah, greatest cricket
of all time Jack Keallis.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Oh, actually, forgive me Nathan Nestell was four thousand and
seven and two if you did say that, I can't
remember if you did.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Or yeah. Four have you seen that picture of Jack
Kellis and it looks like Leehart with here?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Someone put it up on the the other day. It
did look it did look a lot like Lee Is.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
The statistical case for jaqu Keller has been the greatest
cricketer of all type there is.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's then, but I think he's great.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Well, he's one of the greatest of all time.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Did he play in the Big Beash early years or
something like that and he was just really fuckab Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
There's a lot of players who were just on the
cusp of T twenty cricket who would have been great. Yeah,
great to watch that.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Ricky Ponting was a great example.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
He played that one against New Zealand twenty years ago
and Eton Park had scored like ninety. The game was
built for Ricky Ponting. Yeah, right, You've got Chris Kines obviously, Yeah,
and then you've got Jacques Carlos lance lance Kins would
have been great. Even Sir Richard Headley would have been
pretty handy yeah, we can wield the bat.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
They must be fuming too, looking at the paychecks going
around at the I p l yeah, and then my
god would have been excellent a ten.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
So if stuff like that, you've been like just misstoting.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
When I worked in the mainstream sports media because Nathan
Astall was one of my favorite cricketers as a kid,
so I was always trying to get him on the
show and he's like, I don't really watch cricket, I
don't want to talk about cricket. And eventually I did
manage to get him on and I was like, you know,
it's the anniversary of your two hundred Yeah right, what.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Radio fellow's chair powers. We want you to tell us
about your sporting alter ego. You fellows have done so
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Speaker 2 (15:02):
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Speaker 1 (15:04):
Mickey Wilkinson is yours, John Wilkinson.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I should have caught him milky.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
He looks quite milky when we run him through the A.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I felt amount of ginger at first and in your
one but a feedback was too ginger. Yeah, we can't
hate it. He's far too ginger, looks too North Canterbury.
He did look actually like it was from the same
mother of joj Ury and I. But again, if you
want to reach out and show yours with us, we
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Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well, and the best one, by the way, we'll get
five and dolls cash. Oh so there you go. So
here's the incentive. It's me so far, so well your one?
What's your one again, Luck suber Dicer. Yeah, and I
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it's pretty bang on. Yeah, he's got a durry hanging
out of his mouth. Yeah, yeah, we'll try this one.
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Speaker 1 (16:15):
What the beauty food.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
It's just an insight to what everyone wesh their lives
turned out as I'm sure he's going professional wrestling this
exercise yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, wow. If you're in the draw, then Andrew from
Nates Mine.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I wanted to I've always always wanted to be a
basketball player. But when lux Houber Dyson came down to
be from the clouds like Vans a Rugby league player, Unfortunately, you.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Know Disney Plus, Wow, wait till you meet Chad Power
September thirty on Disney Plus.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Who is that next week? Yeah? Must be it's out?
What is it today? The twenty third?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, Disney Plus is serious about this. They would have
waited and ai our character into it so they could
have made like a placeholder character in the show, and
then we have a Wins. They just dropped that sucker
in there. It's just some weird malleted.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I reckon TV will get to that point where you
can make because you know PlayStation games, you can scan
your face and put yourself in the game.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Where you can pay it to be in the show.
Yeah yeah, yeah, so you're in the background of Seinfeld.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Then then there is lucksover Dozer. I'm replacing Kramer with
lucksover Dice. It's kicking the door.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
All right, fellows.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Christian Horner has officially left Red Bull Racing after agreeing
to a severance package worth about one hundred and eighty
four million dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Damn yeah, we discussed this morning on hard to keep
bre breakfast. He had his contract was until the end
of twenty thirty and salary and bonuses, it was worth
about one hundred million pounds. So they negotiated back to say, hey,
log I mean, let's go back.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
So they negotiated, were't going to get the bulls? Yeah,
there's seventy.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Percent of that, So that worked out to be like
near kind of one hundred and eighty four million New
Zealand dollars. And apparently the negotiation back was due to
the you know, his restraint of trade.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
So whether he could go just.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Immediately work for another Formula one thing, which is wild
to me because you've just made one hundred and eighty
four million dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Why are you going back to work. It's got a
pretty expensive media to run. Will we get dinner? Then
he tried, He tried.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
He was he was a horn dog. I mean, that's
why he's gone. It's because of the text sixting scandal
that he was sending filthy texts to fellow employees at
red Ball. But they asked him, you know you're going
to work for another team, and he said, no, no,
I'm going to go. We're going to go on a
Scottish honeymoon that I promised Ginger Spice ten years ago.
(18:24):
So he's going to go on his honeymoon first. That's nice,
isn't that cute?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
With the money that he's been paid out and any
result of some pisting.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, he's got to coming from a long way back though,
because he's I don't know what would one hundred and
eighty four million New Zellion dollars smooth the smooth road
for you guys.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
If you get my god a couple hundred dollars first, no.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Road, million dollars. I mean it would literally fix our
roading system in New Zealand that amount of money.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
If I'd me a relationship that wouldn't be fixed with
one hundred and eighty four million dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, I mean, why do you think you're stuck around
for ten years? Just like you're going to quit your job.
You're going to get one hundred and eighty four million
dollars on getting that holiday. The real question is how
many posters are he gonna have to do?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Though? Oh, well, he's going to have to do the
anniversary postay post, the Mother's Day post. He's going to
do all those posts because obviously he's been a bed
he's been a horn dog.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
He's going to have to join his Facebook page to
hers yeah, yeah, and he's going.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
To have to go over the top with the this
is the beautiful woman I met ten years ago, the
love of my.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Life with you, I can imagine doing it with anyone else.
His texts to the contrary, I.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Can't wait to do another Let round the Sun with
you babes and all the babes that are in. So
he will be allowed to work for another team as
soon as next season. You wish that's fucked, Yeah, and
so I can't. He'll get his little tight pants and
has tucked in shirt back on the Grid because he was.
He's he's the great heel on the Netflix Drive to Survive.
He's a great heel because you've got Fat Brown in
(19:50):
there as well. But he's just kind of an American
hype guy now. And then you've got Arnold Schuschenegger the
Mercedes again.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I'm just gonna need you to hit the eel of
bit harder on melleon.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
So the old Toto Wolf like dog like this schwartching nigger?
Who's that? How do you stay swatching an nigger? What
cut this whole thing?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Okay, can you do that one?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I can? Yeah. The b y C and a Ginder podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
We're doing a co lab.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
We're doing a live podcast first time you ever October thirty,
first Friday, the October thirty first, seven pm. So it's
a Friday night, the night before the one day versus England.
The Herey jab is going to join us, other special
guests myself Man Heath pull forward and doing Cleaver from
the b y C. It's the day before, so it's
the day before the black Caps take on Bears Ball
and the sixy Camel, So that's going to be it's
(20:52):
going to be a great match. Bring your mates, bring
your stab do make a weekend out of it. Bring
for like of a ship. Yeah, twenty five dollars. A
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fifteen bucks. You get to steer the ship hat, you
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Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yeah, Burgers on Friday with Jimmy Wells and his kitchen. Actually, yeah,
she's tough work cooking with Jerry. He focuses on everything
but the cooking, so mainly focused on the tidying out.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yes, it's very clean focus.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Yeah, I'm fucking wiping down chopping boards before ever than
cut anything on them.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yes, so clean focused. I was at a I think
it was our indie Herdecke party a few years ago,
and and Tulsia's lovely partner was there and we were
having a few drinks around the you know, around the
kitchen island or whatever. Everyone there's a dance floor going
on over there. We're having a few drinks, full swing,
and Jerry's over in the corner on his hands and knees,
(21:51):
like wiping something on the floor and picking up, yeah,
picking up down there going. Darlcy looks at she goes,
look at him, look at him, and I'm like, yeah,
so doesn't it he goes, He goes.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I don't know why he's so fucking obsessed with cleaning out.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Like, when was the last time you went to a
party and you came home and someone said, how is
a party? And you went, oh, man, the party was
so clean. Yeah, it was such a tidy party. And
he goes look at him. No one says it, but
look at him. He's like on pause. And I was like,
it's true. I'm not going to go home and tell
my wife muckeb party was amazingly tidy. Those angel By
(22:26):
patties were gone, yep.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Pastry on the floor. Couldn't believe it. Yeah. And one
that kills me is the flat matter is just like
you're done with that plate and you're like, I'm literally
eating my dinner off it right now?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Can I finish this? Bits of brock and half a
stoke lifting?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Also, the Beije Day outs coming, cricket commentary is coming back.
O can't wait this week Next Wednesday, the summer of
cricket starts when I I can't work, probably seven pm.
It is Australia, this is New Zealand. T twenty three
of them coming from the Beije Oval or the Bay Oval.
It's twenty years since the Beije game at Eden Park
against Bossie. So we're taggeting the Saturday. Okay, so Saturday
(23:01):
four pm at Latitude Bar at Mount Mung Andui drinks
specials with expert Ulture will commentate the game live from there.
Grab yourself a Beai shirt, grab yourself a seat of
the Ship hat, and come along with us for the
Beige Day out at the Bay Oval on October the fourth.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
People have sent me a couple of messages about securing
a Beis shirt. If people want to do.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
That, Yeah, you can grab him from the ACC shop.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Nice. We can go to Beige. We gave dot co,
dot and z and grab him there. Grab him quickly, though,
becase we're going to have to post them out to
you in time. That's the sixty nine dollars on the ACCA.
It's a special at the moment.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
And our postal service here is notoriously a bit problematic.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Well, at least we got rid of the guy who
didn't know how to.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Spell in fairness, you did you do the guy with
this LEXI the job of riding out.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, I just needed some clarity on that. He just
needed to tell me that. But let me tell us
until a month then. Yeah, I mean, and I'm very
started walking back, very sympathetic towards it. I would have said, okay, bro,
that's not probably not for you.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Then the thing is we couldn't tell who's had been
sent and who's hadn't because none of the names are
written right. So it's like, well, who was the thing
supposed to go to? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I wasn't on foot, but hey, we've changed the system.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I'll put a girl in. Yeah we have.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
We put old yellow on its yellow.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
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Speaker 4 (24:43):
Grim Lane, you've done it again. The acc Spots book
from Friday. It had seven minutes and twenty two seconds.
You admit to loving the Raiders. Wow, the Raider really
did have a good weekend. Does this mean that the
g Lane curse? You don't need to really be there,
(25:07):
You just need to like a team that much.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Anyway, I did say they have the audio here we go.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh okay, I am all behind the Raiders. Now hear
my team. I want them to make I want them
to make the final. Now see that's all right.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
They're my second team. It's harsh in the podcast game
because you mentioned one single team and it loses, and
I was like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
It's the other curse that you've seen me recently. Me
that was the real sport wants a big care for.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Oh yes, yeah, the ceo you we talked about, right, Yeah,
the ceo the day after you announced the new range
announced the new range with Ribal Sports, they fired the CEO.
I imagine the board got hold of that that podcast were.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Like you've done what again?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
You're going one hundred and eighty four million dollars severance package.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
I heard it mixed one yours please?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
All right boys, you guys are talking about NBC A
Tigo beating Canary. Let's talk about some real fucking rugby.
Yere lads, Heartland rugby. Yeah, the real winners against the
Canterbury side. Alah self, Canterbary side. Poverty They wickers.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Did poverty baby South Canterbury third last in five years
it's it's tough. They'reing the slight and even worse than that,
it's is that Mid Canterbury is now at the top
of the table in the Heartland Championship. Yeah, and you
look at it and the way they put they put
it up on the website is green Tek, Green Tech.
They are undefeated and now there's two red owls and
(26:39):
the thing. And I'm gonna be honest, and I know
he listens to this podcast. We always run a witch
hunt when a beloved team loses, and you've got to
lay blame at one person's feet, Dan Patterson. It's got
to be the reserve fallback for South Caterbury.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
He's taking is it coming off the bench and tanking it.
It's a controversial case.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
No, I just know he listens to every podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
What's the sorry they are? They losing players to Mid Canterbury,
Mid Cannabury coming out with the chick.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
But I really don't know. I really don't know why
I Mid Cannibury is doing so well. Maybe we get
down on to explain it, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
So yeah, I didn't I didn't even register that old
poverty bad humiliated you.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
No, I've been keeping it quiet, okay, of course, well
thank you that for that talk.
Speaker 7 (27:20):
A Fellers, we would you rather for you would you
rather we beat the spring Box like quite consistently all
the time, but had no South Africans in the black Caps,
so none at all, not allowed to play.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
In okay or just what's happening now anyway?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Okay, it's a good point because if you look at
we've got heritage, you've got Conway. Obviously you had Wagner, Yeah,
b J Watling. We head a bit of sum do
we Glen Phillips my news.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
He's dishon yeah Phillips.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah. So there's a there's a few in there. What
long is he won?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I think yeah, I think he was. Yep, there's a
few lurking around. But we have to trade them. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
They know they came Williamson or Trent Bold? Are they
you know what I mean? No, they're not a Richard Hadley,
They're not a they're not a Do.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
We have to trade in the moment so that South
Africans may have given us like the jab Jef six here?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
No, I think from now I think it's from now on.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Would you trade that in for the twenty nineteen World
Cup or the twenty twenty three World Cup.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
The Jab moment, O trade trading in the Jab moment
for us winning in twenty nineteen at Lord's or.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
No, No, no rugby. Yeah twenty twenty three we went No.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I need and I need the Jab moment. Crickets, cricket
fans need the Jab moment. And if you took that
away and all Blacks have already won a kind of
a handful of World Cups, Okay, so the cricketers don't
have any. We've got the World Test Championship. Yeah, we
don't have any short form world Cups. So but we
need something to hold onto, and we hold on to.
But we also final victory. Yeah, we also didn't win that.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
We're not training any.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Are so confused about that whole eerie Jab moment, because
that's we didn't win a World Cup with it. We
just made a final, but we were so stoked with it,
like you didn't even win. I forgot about the final.
I mean we got pumped in it. Yeah, that's part
that was our that was our World Cup there earlier.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, I feel like the ACC needs the Jab moment
anything yea, we would have nothing.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, we would be nothing without it. Yeah, absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
And that's why I would trade that in a hub,
I would.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I would say I would keep s Affricans in the
cricket team because it keeps the rugby a bit spicy
when we lose so so Africas plus already against them. Yeah,
it's not that they don't smoke us all the time.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Why are there so many South Africans and New Zealand cricket.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I think there was a period there in So Africa
where that was quite tough to make the national team.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Right and quite easy to make out.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, and lifestyle choice probably for a lot of them. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I think with Conway I thought it was a bit
of a solution situation as well. I don't think he
was getting a looking and some of the teams that
he was after and then he came over here in
Wellington gave him a shot.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
So I guess it's with with Wagner, it was the same,
probably not as common now and I haven't heard of
many young Saveryans coming through at the moment. But ye,
did we answer that question?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Okay, yeah, hey, this one's there actually to you Lane.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
Hey, when you meet Jason Gamm what we do if
we're playing golf. I managed to make that motherfucker a
or sauce a thing he he'd cover for his driver
over a few years back.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
In the day.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Beautiful.
Speaker 8 (30:49):
A bit of a story, not very interesting, but.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, fuck you did he have a thing? You were
I wasn't playing golf with him. I was just in
an event with him.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
So he's gonna think he'd cover is awesome.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
It's awesome. I wish I was playing golf with him
and seeing the thing. He come, yeah, do you make more?
I'd love is it missing one eye? Because I'd rather
have missing one eye.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
If the if the if the eye was your ball
and you pulled it out of the Yes, you got
a board, you go, yeah, I'll get out of there
out of the thing his eye. Yeah, that would be sick.
It would be limited rebel sport.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, do it.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
The thing?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I wonder who what the I pear around thing is?
I wonder if Jason gun mustn't he must.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Own thee around Vorn. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Now he's a great New Zealander, Jason Gunn. I had
a great time hanging out with him last one. Lads, Hey,
we're talking about the concessions going to sporting events, concessions
and how many drunks you can get Eavington Raceway. They're wrong,
a deer, a buffet, dinner and all you can drink
(32:05):
about one hundred and ten hundred and fifteen bucks for.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
A Friday night.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yea, it's not bad.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
That bloody brilliant.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
See that's great, that's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
You already know how much you're going to spend on
that night out. Yeah, there's no surprises the next morning.
And also I do like it how they go.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
It's only you know, beer and beer and wine because
that already puts a cap on it goes.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh I can't I can't go top shelf or I
can't get silly on it. I just drink beer and wine.
I think you'd be surprised, how so that you can
get on winelane.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah, I know, yeah, but you know what I mean,
it's like the house drinks. Yeah, you're not going to
go start drinking tequilas or heavy swich, cocaines or anything.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Or it's like at the you know, when you go
to like a resort or some place overseas and they're
like there's like a minimum spin and they take it
off here straight away.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
It's like it's one hundred and fifty bucks to get
in here, and one hundred of that is your food
and beverage. Yeah yeah, and you've.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Like I've got to spend it. Yeah, that's about like
there's a place, a lot of places in Spain, like
nightclubs and stuff, is like a minimum matt you spend
your book a table and they said, well, I remember
being over there and they go, we get that table
there and they said, wow, God buy a minimum two
bottles of vodka and I went, I have four. I
(33:16):
was like, Bucky, I have four, and it was like
ten of us. And then we got the billet to eat.
It was like eight hundred euros or whatever, but it
was just drink four bottles. But the mixers were free,
so we thought we'd want so you bring you as
many mixes. We had four bottles of vodka in the
middle of the table.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
As you said earlier, there's something about signing away a
sitting a minut of money before the night begins. It
quite like as well, because if I was told that
I'm only going to spend one hundred and five one
hundred ten bucks or whatever, the yeah, the cost is
there before I go out each.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Night, I'm going to sign that away of your time
buffet dinner as well. Yeah, I'd love to get up
in the morning knowing I've only spend one hundred and
twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Oh is there anything better?
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
He's like, Man, I spent the bugger all last night.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Fucking opening the day and did out Saturday morning or
the Sunday morning, just in fear of what's about to
be going.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I'll spend all day avoiding opening the air.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I'm down there before. It's not real.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I can't look at it repeated four hundred cashdrole what.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Or the one we you check the road beans in
the one we you checken You're like, oh, this's not
too bad. Then you make guess Hey mate, here's my
bank account.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah that's why actually know I'm going to go down
that road. Should we wrape that up?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
That's a Tuesday, and we managed to get through the
Sporting Desert that is Tuesdays, but we'll see it for
the Sporting Sahara tomorrow Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Oh yeah, get those talkbiks coming through. We'll need them
on a Wednesday. Love your bugs, you've been Listening to
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Speaker 6 (34:49):
You get your podcast
Again a mash you get a Miniah. Welcome to all
the Hurdecke Breakfast podcast listeners, as this is the match
together Breakfast with an a gender potty. We forgot to
mention yesterday it was all over the socials and then
we obviously we missed the Zeitgeist because he ended up
on the Herald and once he ends up on the
herald's dead.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's dead.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
And that is Foxy is in the Guinness Book of Records. Yeah,
him and his mate Minwu Lee and Dan Bradury brad
Bury they.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Hit ten part threes in three minutes. Yeah, yeah, this
was pretty It was. It was a bizarre thing to watch.
It's a cool record, but it was so they got
Stephen Bradbury tang off.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yes, so they didn't move from one part three eight Bradbury.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Stephen Bradbury's the go where all the ice skaters fell
over and then he won the gold mill. Uh and
so he teed off. Then Minuli hit the second shot
and then Foxy was just tapping them mit. Yes, and
so it was like how many can how many pars
can they get?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah? Right, yeah, how many? The most par three is
completed in three minutes by a team.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
So they took it off Ry McElroy and the YouTube
is did perfect. Apparently two years ago they only had
seven so they smashed it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Absolutely. It's great to watch. It's a great watch because
you see Minwu Lee kind of chasing the tee off
and then he just dump. He's got two clubs and
his teams either putter or a chipper. Yeah, and where
it goes and he just casts one aside and then
knocks it in and then fox he's probably got the
best best role just he taps it and gets Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Have you always been playing around the golf before when
there's someone else playing a game of speed golf?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
No, and they just.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Fly past you. They got like some kind of belt
mount with their pitching widge and that, and then you've
got your putter on the other side and then you
so you carry on about three clubs.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's a humiliator, but it makes me think.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Of I feel you're taking the worst parts of both sports.
It's like Christian rock. You're not making Christianity call. You're
making rock music ship. You're making running ship because you've
got to stop and you're making it. And you're making
golf ship because youve got to run. The whole point
of golf is I can't run, so I play golf.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Well, the only reason for golf really for me is
to get away from your family. And you're punishing life, Edmond.
And you can say it took you six hours because
there was a it was a slow call. Why do
you want to do it in like forty five minutes?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Also, how can you crush personally doing that? Correct?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
If you're a real golfer, you'd crush a can every
hole one while doing that.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, should we have a crack at the title. We
should try to do it. It's not that hard, asn't no,
but we would just be way. It would be quite
funny to do.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I reckon we could get two. Two is the number?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Three minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I reckon we can get two. But that were all
I mean that relies on a good couple of T shirts.
Doesn't it really realize entirely on the team.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I also think there is no course in New Zealand
that's going to allow us skin on there.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Because oh yeah, and drill one hundred shots.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Of the one past three with a whole lot of
boomers behind you yelling at you.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
If they don't know we're coming.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, it's true. We just we let people play through
and just keep on it. But then they're three minutes.
We need to a three minute gap. Three minutes isn't
long to be fair. We just set up and then
do it within three I.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Need just people play through after each attempt and then
start again.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Have heard a rumor though, stop clock men wu Lea's
quite tight with Foxy obviously Chasing the Foxes, coming back
to Insied, coming back to.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Royal Auckland and December.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Rumor mill is churning that potentially Men may make his
way out for Chasing the Fix all right man.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
When we probably guys buying the curtains, Lane and I
were because they're doing the videos that have come out again,
and I was like, the first the start of the Clippers,
you go, oh, man, I assure that's good. Oh that's right.
We commentated that, yeah, you and I commentated Chasing the
Fox last year and when the triumvirate of John Key
and David Cymour and whoever who else was playing, uh,
(03:47):
and they all three of them hit their shot out
of bounds to the left. Yes, the directors were falling
over themselves to inform us that all three far right
leaning politicians that hit their ball left and we're like, yeah, yeah,
I get it, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
We were more interested in, do you guys want to
commendate this ship.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They've hit them lift, they've hit them lift. David Simos
has one lift as well, he's a right leaning politician.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, we're more interested in the fact that they hit
it straight into the Brody Caine Rose sump.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
The t a B v I P Stand bolstered by
Matt Heath. Yes, he was in there with the Roses
and a.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Couple of other high flyers.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Jeez, that that tent was amusing that way because that
was right off the us of the last hole. Yes,
and there were fucking balls being lasered into the all
afternoon and it.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Was just so it was an absolute bog from all
the rose that had been tipped over there.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But I think I can say We've got Foxy on
the podcast on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, we have.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
He's coming in to talk details around Chasing the Fox.
He might be able to split some spit some light
on that rumor.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, it's Min Woly.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I mean, I'm more of a Minjy Lee than a
Min wooly.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
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All right, okay, the All Blacks get reinforcements, the Wallabies
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That's what's coming up on today's show.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Left, So let's start with the All Blacks Fellers, we've
got some people returning from injury. Half Back Cam roy
Gard's back called is back from his ribb injury, which
no doubt leads to yet another cucking for Finlay Christie
the poor fucker Coudie Taylor is back and then Patrick
tw Apolo to have a toting one newsers back as well.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, great to have some half backs back, because it
was we were getting desperate there for a while.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I love the injuries that are listed here. Roy guard
foot rightim a rub Taylor concussion two two face Yeah
did you see that?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Could you see that? The ct scam that came back
Ever's face as forehead looked like a golf ball had
hit it like it was just as just a straight dent.
So I'm surprised he's back so quickly.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You don't want that, do not want have done to
your forehead? Possible?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, and there's a great selfie that one of the
other players took with with Patrick after the game, just
like both of them cheesy with thumbs up and he's
got in.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
His forehead. It like even will even get a run though,
do you reckon? Because there's so many the locking stocks
are pretty full. We've got Holland Dog roll in to provide.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, I think, yeah, I don't think he will get
a run, but a Cam roy Guard, cam Rooids and
Sneakers that one hundred percent get a run because I
desperately need those guys back.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
But you got Friendly Christy, who you must have.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Has supplied himself pretty well the last couple of tests.
But so be interesting to see what they whether he
whether they pick one of those guys and maybe keep
Friendly Christy, or whether Friendly Christy goes.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Back to I reckon they'd go roy Guard to start
and probably Christy off the bench. I think ribs are
nothing to be I mean, anyone who's had a ribbon.
I do not. You did not come back.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I've broken my ribs twice.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Would are we able to talk about red breaking? Because
I understand you you haven't told everyone in your life
about it.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Sick this sicken.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
One was actually Joe Jury broke my rib when they
set up a boxing ring and we came home steamed,
and I tried to run it straight at at Joe Jury.
He's an ice hockey player who just stood his ground
and I bounced off his shoulder.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Come for the king, you bess not popped my rib
The one before that was you consider that Joe's fault, Yeah,
as Joe's fold.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
The other one was I had a tussle with a
stationary willipit. That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
That was post Ac Christmas party one year. Yeah, keep it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I managed keep that secret.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, and you and you told a nice story once
about it was hard to keep it in once there
was a situation where you we don't need to go.
Australian prop Ellen Ala Turas says that his team I
doesn't see Eden Park is anything scary. It's just another
footy field, apparently, as they aimed to in New Zealand's
thirty one Year unbeaten streak at the Auckland Venue that
(07:52):
obviously got a great record at eating Parky sid But
at the same time it's just another footy field.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I was saying this morning on the heart of a
breakfast show. The journalists that wrote the headline about Alan
a Latour playing for Australia against Argentina lost the ake
on his keyboard from just smashing or I don't think that.
I mean, so the Tairb's got them at four dollars
(08:20):
forty Yeah, a nice tall boy four forty mil for
the Wallabies. I don't think that that far outside is
are they I don't think they are. So they beat
Argentina in one of those games that they.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And then Argentina hump them in the next one.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
And we've we lost to Argentina, to South Africa and.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
We lost to c Aria and Australia top of the
Rugby Championship table.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, it's so fact though we I mean this, I
don't I think this is way closer to even olts.
But is that because I've had two weeks of a
steady media diet of woe was us in times and
near sky's falling? Ye, the rap the raptures coming rapture. Yeah, yeah,
is that's what it is. And that's why I'm feeling
just a little bit negative, I think a little.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Bit, But I do think you're right. That is four
forty for the Wallabes. That is juicy for a team
that I mean, if if Wallabies came in without a win, yeah,
you'd be like, Okay, that's that seems so. But they've
beaten st there together, they've beaten Argentina. It's not like
they're coming in folly with their tail between them.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
No.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And the back page of the Herald this morning is
a giant photo of Anton Leonard Brown and the whole caption,
the whole headlines like how the hell do we stop
Joseph Sallee? And it's like, what is that where we're at?
We're going to try and stop one guy? One guy
or we're screwed.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
You'll have to forgive me boys if we've talked about
this before. But I was having a look at some
of the biggest home unbeaten records in the sporting sphere,
So the South Africa Springbock. They had a thirty seven
straight home wins at Ellis Park and then we seven
years or games, thirty seven straight home wins games between
ninety sixty two and nineteen ninety two, so we've smashed that.
Then we ended that actually in nineteen ninety two, and
(09:51):
then the Golden State Warriors won fifty four straight at
home fifteen sixteen. And then this is an interesting one
eighty one straight clay court wins between two thousand and
five and two thousand and seven. Didn't lose on clay
for eighty one games. The New York yank Yankee said,
sixty four consecutive home series wins without a loss between
the nineteen forty two and nine to fifty one. And
then Real Madrid one hundred and twenty one home games
(10:13):
unbeaten at the bernabout between sixty eight and seventy nine.
So I've got some work today, Jesus. But we could
get there eventually.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
There were only a third of the way to bustle
in it.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Uh, We're yeah, No, Real Madrid. What a question for
you and I What do Eaton Park do for marketing
if Australia win?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I don't know. It seems the only marketing I'm aware
of them doing is getting Matt Heath to talk about
them on any available broadcast he's got now, because I
don't know what do that?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Well, Eaton park Lean on this thirty one year unbeaten
streak around the All Blacks Fortress.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
And what happens when the Fortress gets burnt down?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I think we burn it down and then make our
own ashes. I ain't call it the ashes and call
it the ashes is a bit big, earn Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
A lot of rubble to bon and then that other
one's quite small, but it's only two bales. This one
of the an entire stadium.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
What was that famous Tri Nations trophy that they got
the missionment's wrong and it ended up being about forty
five times larger than.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
It was supposed to be Patrick Holding.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Maybe we just filled that up with the Eaton park
ashes if we lose this weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I don't really this could be a South Island, but
I don't really consider I don't really think about Eden
Parker as being the home of New Zealand rugby. I
feel like it's only been in the last couple of
years that we've started talking about it as this.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Well that's because I called it the Fortress.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
New Zealand's home stadium was a National Station Stadium.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
That's what they call. Yeah, yeah, like a fucking bullshit.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Hey, hey came the box bro, Okay, yeah, you want
to hang out with David Seymour and he's holding hands
with his medi in the corner while everyone else smashes
beers and watches the rugby. Yeah, that's what That's what
was happening.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Let's take a break and we'll come back with a
quick quiz that joj is. Really We're just going to
ride off a bit of a quiz. I believe Joe
stumbled across an image here and I was going to
ask you boys if you can name the insied bats.
And with five thousand or more test runs, there are seven.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Okay, test runs.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I'll start with modern modern day. We'll start with Can Williamson.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, he's got nine thousand, two hundred and seventy six.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Ross Taylor.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Ross Taylor's coming in at second with seven thousand, six
hundred and eighty three. Stephen Fleming, Oh mate, you're on fire.
He's coming in third with seven thousand, one hundred and
seventy two.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
And then I'm gonna go seven of them, seven of them.
I don't know. Nathan Neestial nah Nathan National's not on there,
can Willimson.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yep Bears comes in at fourth with four hundred and
fifty three. Latham nice fosdight hundred and thirty four. Two
more to go, think Older.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh okay, Bet Sacliffe, No oh, Martin.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Crow Ah, yeah, he's got five four four four, so
we've got one more to go, one more. Clint Turner,
fuck no close. Oh he's only got three thousand.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Not that close?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Is that more modern area?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Or I'll give you the years that he's called his
runs a nineteen seventy eight to nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Oh work, good.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Grace, you got your Brucier gives you got your John
Wright's Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
John Wright rounds it out. Daniel forty was a name
that popped out to me. He's got four and a
half thousand of the things.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, well he's in the rear club of I think
it's two hundred and fifty Test wickets, maybe even three
hundred Test wickets and three thousand Test runs and there's
only Wow, both them and Hedley I think, are the
only other two.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
The done kallis surely yeah, Jack kellis, Yeah, greatest cricket
of all time Jack Keallis.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Oh, actually, forgive me Nathan Nestell was four thousand and
seven and two if you did say that, I can't
remember if you did.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Or yeah. Four have you seen that picture of Jack
Kellis and it looks like Leehart with here?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Someone put it up on the the other day. It
did look it did look a lot like Lee Is.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
The statistical case for jaqu Keller has been the greatest
cricketer of all type there is.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's then, but I think he's great.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Well, he's one of the greatest of all time.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Did he play in the Big Beash early years or
something like that and he was just really fuckab Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
There's a lot of players who were just on the
cusp of T twenty cricket who would have been great. Yeah,
great to watch that.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Ricky Ponting was a great example.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
He played that one against New Zealand twenty years ago
and Eton Park had scored like ninety. The game was
built for Ricky Ponting. Yeah, right, You've got Chris Kines obviously, Yeah,
and then you've got Jacques Carlos lance lance Kins would
have been great. Even Sir Richard Headley would have been
pretty handy yeah, we can wield the bat.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
They must be fuming too, looking at the paychecks going
around at the I p l yeah, and then my
god would have been excellent a ten.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
So if stuff like that, you've been like just misstoting.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
When I worked in the mainstream sports media because Nathan
Astall was one of my favorite cricketers as a kid,
so I was always trying to get him on the
show and he's like, I don't really watch cricket, I
don't want to talk about cricket. And eventually I did
manage to get him on and I was like, you know,
it's the anniversary of your two hundred Yeah right, what.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Radio fellow's chair powers. We want you to tell us
about your sporting alter ego. You fellows have done so
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Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yours, Mickey Wilkinson.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Mickey Wilkinson is yours, John Wilkinson.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I should have caught him milky.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
He looks quite milky when we run him through the A.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I felt amount of ginger at first and in your
one but a feedback was too ginger. Yeah, we can't
hate it. He's far too ginger, looks too North Canterbury.
He did look actually like it was from the same
mother of joj Ury and I. But again, if you
want to reach out and show yours with us, we
would appreciate that. Just click that talk big button on
the I Heart radiop and do so. Do we have
anything today, Joe?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well, and the best one, by the way, we'll get
five and dolls cash. Oh so there you go. So
here's the incentive. It's me so far, so well your one?
What's your one again, Luck suber Dicer. Yeah, and I
think we've run it through the A I filter and
it's pretty bang on. Yeah, he's got a durry hanging
out of his mouth. Yeah, yeah, we'll try this one.
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What the beauty food.
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It's just an insight to what everyone wesh their lives
turned out as I'm sure he's going professional wrestling this
exercise yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, wow. If you're in the draw, then Andrew from
Nates Mine.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I wanted to I've always always wanted to be a
basketball player. But when lux Houber Dyson came down to
be from the clouds like Vans a Rugby league player, Unfortunately, you.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Know Disney Plus, Wow, wait till you meet Chad Power
September thirty on Disney Plus.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Who is that next week? Yeah? Must be it's out?
What is it today? The twenty third?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, Disney Plus is serious about this. They would have
waited and ai our character into it so they could
have made like a placeholder character in the show, and
then we have a Wins. They just dropped that sucker
in there. It's just some weird malleted.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I reckon TV will get to that point where you
can make because you know PlayStation games, you can scan
your face and put yourself in the game.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Where you can pay it to be in the show.
Yeah yeah, yeah, so you're in the background of Seinfeld.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Then then there is lucksover Dozer. I'm replacing Kramer with
lucksover Dice. It's kicking the door.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
All right, fellows.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Christian Horner has officially left Red Bull Racing after agreeing
to a severance package worth about one hundred and eighty
four million dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Damn yeah, we discussed this morning on hard to keep
bre breakfast. He had his contract was until the end
of twenty thirty and salary and bonuses, it was worth
about one hundred million pounds. So they negotiated back to say, hey,
log I mean, let's go back.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
So they negotiated, were't going to get the bulls? Yeah,
there's seventy.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Percent of that, So that worked out to be like
near kind of one hundred and eighty four million New
Zealand dollars. And apparently the negotiation back was due to
the you know, his restraint of trade.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
So whether he could go just.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Immediately work for another Formula one thing, which is wild
to me because you've just made one hundred and eighty
four million dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Why are you going back to work. It's got a
pretty expensive media to run. Will we get dinner? Then
he tried, He tried.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
He was he was a horn dog. I mean, that's
why he's gone. It's because of the text sixting scandal
that he was sending filthy texts to fellow employees at
red Ball. But they asked him, you know you're going
to work for another team, and he said, no, no,
I'm going to go. We're going to go on a
Scottish honeymoon that I promised Ginger Spice ten years ago.
(18:24):
So he's going to go on his honeymoon first. That's nice,
isn't that cute?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
With the money that he's been paid out and any
result of some pisting.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, he's got to coming from a long way back though,
because he's I don't know what would one hundred and
eighty four million New Zellion dollars smooth the smooth road
for you guys.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
If you get my god a couple hundred dollars first, no.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Road, million dollars. I mean it would literally fix our
roading system in New Zealand that amount of money.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
If I'd me a relationship that wouldn't be fixed with
one hundred and eighty four million dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, I mean, why do you think you're stuck around
for ten years? Just like you're going to quit your job.
You're going to get one hundred and eighty four million
dollars on getting that holiday. The real question is how
many posters are he gonna have to do?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Though? Oh, well, he's going to have to do the
anniversary postay post, the Mother's Day post. He's going to
do all those posts because obviously he's been a bed
he's been a horn dog.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
He's going to have to join his Facebook page to
hers yeah, yeah, and he's going.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
To have to go over the top with the this
is the beautiful woman I met ten years ago, the
love of my.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Life with you, I can imagine doing it with anyone else.
His texts to the contrary, I.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Can't wait to do another Let round the Sun with
you babes and all the babes that are in. So
he will be allowed to work for another team as
soon as next season. You wish that's fucked, Yeah, and
so I can't. He'll get his little tight pants and
has tucked in shirt back on the Grid because he was.
He's he's the great heel on the Netflix Drive to Survive.
He's a great heel because you've got Fat Brown in
(19:50):
there as well. But he's just kind of an American
hype guy now. And then you've got Arnold Schuschenegger the
Mercedes again.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I'm just gonna need you to hit the eel of
bit harder on melleon.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
So the old Toto Wolf like dog like this schwartching nigger?
Who's that? How do you stay swatching an nigger? What
cut this whole thing?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Okay, can you do that one?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I can? Yeah. The b y C and a Ginder podcast.
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We're doing a co lab.
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she's tough work cooking with Jerry. He focuses on everything
but the cooking, so mainly focused on the tidying out.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yes, it's very clean focus.
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Yeah, I'm fucking wiping down chopping boards before ever than
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Yes, so clean focused. I was at a I think
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(21:51):
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I don't know why he's so fucking obsessed with cleaning out.
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Like, when was the last time you went to a
party and you came home and someone said, how is
a party? And you went, oh, man, the party was
so clean. Yeah, it was such a tidy party. And
he goes look at him. No one says it, but
look at him. He's like on pause. And I was like,
it's true. I'm not going to go home and tell
my wife muckeb party was amazingly tidy. Those angel By
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patties were gone, yep.
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Pastry on the floor. Couldn't believe it. Yeah. And one
that kills me is the flat matter is just like
you're done with that plate and you're like, I'm literally
eating my dinner off it right now?
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Well, at least we got rid of the guy who
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Spell in fairness, you did you do the guy with
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until a month then. Yeah, I mean, and I'm very
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that's not probably not for you.
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sent and who's hadn't because none of the names are
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I wasn't on foot, but hey, we've changed the system.
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Speaker 4 (24:43):
Grim Lane, you've done it again. The acc Spots book
from Friday. It had seven minutes and twenty two seconds.
You admit to loving the Raiders. Wow, the Raider really
did have a good weekend. Does this mean that the
g Lane curse? You don't need to really be there,
(25:07):
You just need to like a team that much.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Anyway, I did say they have the audio here we go.
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Oh okay, I am all behind the Raiders. Now hear
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to make the final. Now see that's all right.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
They're my second team. It's harsh in the podcast game
because you mentioned one single team and it loses, and
I was like, yeah.
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It's the other curse that you've seen me recently. Me
that was the real sport wants a big care for.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Oh yes, yeah, the ceo you we talked about, right, Yeah,
the ceo the day after you announced the new range
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I imagine the board got hold of that that podcast were.
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Like you've done what again?
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You're going one hundred and eighty four million dollars severance package.
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I heard it mixed one yours please?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
All right boys, you guys are talking about NBC A
Tigo beating Canary. Let's talk about some real fucking rugby.
Yere lads, Heartland rugby. Yeah, the real winners against the
Canterbury side. Alah self, Canterbary side. Poverty They wickers.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Did poverty baby South Canterbury third last in five years
it's it's tough. They'reing the slight and even worse than that,
it's is that Mid Canterbury is now at the top
of the table in the Heartland Championship. Yeah, and you
look at it and the way they put they put
it up on the website is green Tek, Green Tech.
They are undefeated and now there's two red owls and
(26:39):
the thing. And I'm gonna be honest, and I know
he listens to this podcast. We always run a witch
hunt when a beloved team loses, and you've got to
lay blame at one person's feet, Dan Patterson. It's got
to be the reserve fallback for South Caterbury.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
He's taking is it coming off the bench and tanking it.
It's a controversial case.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
No, I just know he listens to every podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
What's the sorry they are? They losing players to Mid Canterbury,
Mid Cannabury coming out with the chick.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
But I really don't know. I really don't know why
I Mid Cannibury is doing so well. Maybe we get
down on to explain it, what's going on?
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So yeah, I didn't I didn't even register that old
poverty bad humiliated you.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
No, I've been keeping it quiet, okay, of course, well
thank you that for that talk.
Speaker 7 (27:20):
A Fellers, we would you rather for you would you
rather we beat the spring Box like quite consistently all
the time, but had no South Africans in the black Caps,
so none at all, not allowed to play.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
In okay or just what's happening now anyway?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Okay, it's a good point because if you look at
we've got heritage, you've got Conway. Obviously you had Wagner, Yeah,
b J Watling. We head a bit of sum do
we Glen Phillips my news.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
He's dishon yeah Phillips.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah. So there's a there's a few in there. What
long is he won?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I think yeah, I think he was. Yep, there's a
few lurking around. But we have to trade them. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
They know they came Williamson or Trent Bold? Are they
you know what I mean? No, they're not a Richard Hadley,
They're not a they're not a Do.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
We have to trade in the moment so that South
Africans may have given us like the jab Jef six here?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
No, I think from now I think it's from now on.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Would you trade that in for the twenty nineteen World
Cup or the twenty twenty three World Cup.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
The Jab moment, O trade trading in the Jab moment
for us winning in twenty nineteen at Lord's or.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
No, No, no rugby. Yeah twenty twenty three we went No.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I need and I need the Jab moment. Crickets, cricket
fans need the Jab moment. And if you took that
away and all Blacks have already won a kind of
a handful of World Cups, Okay, so the cricketers don't
have any. We've got the World Test Championship. Yeah, we
don't have any short form world Cups. So but we
need something to hold onto, and we hold on to.
But we also final victory. Yeah, we also didn't win that.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
We're not training any.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Are so confused about that whole eerie Jab moment, because
that's we didn't win a World Cup with it. We
just made a final, but we were so stoked with it,
like you didn't even win. I forgot about the final.
I mean we got pumped in it. Yeah, that's part
that was our that was our World Cup there earlier.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, I feel like the ACC needs the Jab moment
anything yea, we would have nothing.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, we would be nothing without it. Yeah, absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
And that's why I would trade that in a hub,
I would.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I would say I would keep s Affricans in the
cricket team because it keeps the rugby a bit spicy
when we lose so so Africas plus already against them. Yeah,
it's not that they don't smoke us all the time.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Why are there so many South Africans and New Zealand cricket.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I think there was a period there in So Africa
where that was quite tough to make the national team.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Right and quite easy to make out.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, and lifestyle choice probably for a lot of them. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I think with Conway I thought it was a bit
of a solution situation as well. I don't think he
was getting a looking and some of the teams that
he was after and then he came over here in
Wellington gave him a shot.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
So I guess it's with with Wagner, it was the same,
probably not as common now and I haven't heard of
many young Saveryans coming through at the moment. But ye,
did we answer that question?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Okay, yeah, hey, this one's there actually to you Lane.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
Hey, when you meet Jason Gamm what we do if
we're playing golf. I managed to make that motherfucker a
or sauce a thing he he'd cover for his driver
over a few years back.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
In the day.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Beautiful.
Speaker 8 (30:49):
A bit of a story, not very interesting, but.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, fuck you did he have a thing? You were
I wasn't playing golf with him. I was just in
an event with him.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
So he's gonna think he'd cover is awesome.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
It's awesome. I wish I was playing golf with him
and seeing the thing. He come, yeah, do you make more?
I'd love is it missing one eye? Because I'd rather
have missing one eye.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
If the if the if the eye was your ball
and you pulled it out of the Yes, you got
a board, you go, yeah, I'll get out of there
out of the thing his eye. Yeah, that would be sick.
It would be limited rebel sport.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, do it.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
The thing?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I wonder who what the I pear around thing is?
I wonder if Jason gun mustn't he must.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Own thee around Vorn. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Now he's a great New Zealander, Jason Gunn. I had
a great time hanging out with him last one. Lads, Hey,
we're talking about the concessions going to sporting events, concessions
and how many drunks you can get Eavington Raceway. They're wrong,
a deer, a buffet, dinner and all you can drink
(32:05):
about one hundred and ten hundred and fifteen bucks for.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
A Friday night.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yea, it's not bad.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
That bloody brilliant.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
See that's great, that's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
You already know how much you're going to spend on
that night out. Yeah, there's no surprises the next morning.
And also I do like it how they go.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
It's only you know, beer and beer and wine because
that already puts a cap on it goes.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh I can't I can't go top shelf or I
can't get silly on it. I just drink beer and wine.
I think you'd be surprised, how so that you can
get on winelane.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah, I know, yeah, but you know what I mean,
it's like the house drinks. Yeah, you're not going to
go start drinking tequilas or heavy swich, cocaines or anything.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Or it's like at the you know, when you go
to like a resort or some place overseas and they're
like there's like a minimum spin and they take it
off here straight away.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
It's like it's one hundred and fifty bucks to get
in here, and one hundred of that is your food
and beverage. Yeah yeah, and you've.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Like I've got to spend it. Yeah, that's about like
there's a place, a lot of places in Spain, like
nightclubs and stuff, is like a minimum matt you spend
your book a table and they said, well, I remember
being over there and they go, we get that table
there and they said, wow, God buy a minimum two
bottles of vodka and I went, I have four. I
(33:16):
was like, Bucky, I have four, and it was like
ten of us. And then we got the billet to eat.
It was like eight hundred euros or whatever, but it
was just drink four bottles. But the mixers were free,
so we thought we'd want so you bring you as
many mixes. We had four bottles of vodka in the
middle of the table.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
As you said earlier, there's something about signing away a
sitting a minut of money before the night begins. It
quite like as well, because if I was told that
I'm only going to spend one hundred and five one
hundred ten bucks or whatever, the yeah, the cost is
there before I go out each.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Night, I'm going to sign that away of your time
buffet dinner as well. Yeah, I'd love to get up
in the morning knowing I've only spend one hundred and
twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Oh is there anything better?
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
He's like, Man, I spent the bugger all last night.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Fucking opening the day and did out Saturday morning or
the Sunday morning, just in fear of what's about to
be going.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I'll spend all day avoiding opening the air.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I'm down there before. It's not real.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I can't look at it repeated four hundred cashdrole what.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Or the one we you check the road beans in
the one we you checken You're like, oh, this's not
too bad. Then you make guess Hey mate, here's my
bank account.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah that's why actually know I'm going to go down
that road. Should we wrape that up?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
That's a Tuesday, and we managed to get through the
Sporting Desert that is Tuesdays, but we'll see it for
the Sporting Sahara tomorrow Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Oh yeah, get those talkbiks coming through. We'll need them
on a Wednesday. Love your bugs, you've been Listening to
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Speaker 2 (34:45):
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Speaker 6 (34:49):
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