📻An ode to the Backbush - The Radio Show

Today on the show: weirdest places you've ever dropped a number 2.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
As pushing Burdens's judio Bey.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
N Acre g Lane is in former I Stewart, who's
still in the South of the United States.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Morning, Yeah, morning, great to be here. What is it Wednesday?

Speaker 4 (00:20):
It is a great stuff, Yeah Wednes say Zoe. How
are you onb wore winning the phones? How many layers today? Two? Two?

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Enough?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Hey, I see a little bit of saltiness coming from
the big show. They left my back bush all over
the top of the microphones. Is some sort of warning
to keep the studio clean. Well, they can stick it
right up there backwards. They leave the studio on an
absolute disgrace. Those guys I hate to see their homes.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
I have seen Jason hoots home.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, he hoards cups, he hoards rubbish around his desk,
and then he has you death eed to think leave
me my back bush here as a mess.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I got two words for you. Jason Hoyt's home. Every street.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Burn it down, so we should burn it.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Obviously there's going to be some crimes committed there one day.
Welcome along. Nice to have you with us.

Speaker 7 (01:19):
Jerry and Mini the hod icky breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Mal right, guy all on at nine past six in
the morning, coming at your He's done. It's a bit
much commanding. We just get a scre g laan in here.
He's coming for Mania Stuart because Manaia Stewarts and touring
around the south of the United States with his partner

(01:45):
Jeff Jesus Christ, going to barbecue restaurants. He's going to
a lot of sporting fixtures. Jeff's dragging him to country
music festivals.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, looking one thing, he will be broke at he
gets home. He will be broken. Only will he have
blown out, but his bank account would have blown out.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, we'll put him straight on the scales day one.
So is he back Monday? Is that right?

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:08):
Straight back and on Monday.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Okay, we'll have the scales in the office ready to
go to sitting right in the middle of the floor.

Speaker 8 (02:14):
Actually labour day on Monday. So he'll be here on
Tuesday for the big bran slow down weighing.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Oh god, because it is a Tuesday, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Years of course, can I seduce we do something? You
know with the cattle these days they have the race
and then they put them into the race and they
lock them in and they don't even know they've been weighing.
I've seduced. We do that with the chair here, so
we put a cheer on some sort of scale, so
he doesn't know he's being weighed.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
And he comes in and just sits on the chair
and then behind here he's just like a digital readout.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Well, we've got to clock up here that says how
long the break's been, so that can just be imagine
that sitting down and immediately you just look up and
it just gives you a weight at any time.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
That's rough.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
So yeah, Gulaney came in today. I mean, this is
the thing. We've got g Laye in here. He's in
for Manaia. He's already he waxed. He's allowed as backbush
to be waxed. Ye, how is life song's backbush? How
did things go last night?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Not too bad. Like I did parade around the bedroom
and maunderpants looking for a comment, just you know, like
kind of backing in like hey, I can imagine, hey,
what's up yet?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Nothing?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Nothing?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Nothing nothing nothing? I mean there is use your partners
just used to closing her eyes in those situations.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, pretty much it's not happening. Well, the thing is,
I mean that it's no surprise to me because obviously
I've got a massive slug on my upper lips, so
I've got quite a big mustache, and every now and
then I shave it off. And I see if she
notices nothing, nothing, don't give me anything. I like wanting.
I had a canipillar on my face an hour ago.

(03:47):
Now you give me nothing.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, that's called domestic blindness, and I think it affix
a lot of women sort of in their forties where
they just start to not see their husbands anymore.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
And I think the same Summer sevens the other way around.
At times, you know, I think it's a it's a
good way forward.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Domestic blindness.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, domestic blindness.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Unfortunately, it also means that sometimes when you're looking for things,
you can't see things. I know my partner suffers from
horrific domestic blindness. So she's looking for scissors, for example,
She's rifling through drawers. Where are the scissors? What's going on?
I'm like, they're in that drawer. She's I can't see
them anywhere. And then I turn up and I just
immediately grab them and there they are right there.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah, it's to me. I think it affects a lot
of people.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I have been living deep in the eighteen hundreds for
the last three days, so excuse me if I'm a
little bit off today, But I've been living in the
shoes of Horatio Lord.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Nelson, literally leaving me walking around.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Three parts into a six part series about him. I've
been through the Battle of Naples, the Battle of the Nile.
I'm currently dealing with the Napoleonic Wars and Lord Nelson.
Of course, Nelson lost an eye, then lost an arm
in battle. He hasn't lost his league yet. I know
that he loses his league at one stage, which is

(05:05):
the one one one that you get with cricket.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
With Nelson, one leg, one eye, ah one, it just
reminds me of Monty Python when the Night gets all
his limbs cut off.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, yeah, that Nelson. Nelson was loved, much loved by
his by his crew, and he's very focused on the
health of his sailors. These guys were sailing around yours
for twenty two months. They wouldn't they wouldn't set foot
on land for twenty two months.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Like rum focused a lot of beer.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, a lot of a lot of limes.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
He was very focused on their diet scurvy, and they
actually thought that in terms of British subjects, the people
on Nelson's boats and his boat particularly were pretty much
the healthiest people in Britain because they weren't getting off
the boat, so they were getting no diseases. So they're
no colds, no flus that that didn't exist, because once

(06:02):
you'd been on the boat for a period of time,
you know, it had gone through over and so that
was fine, and they were and he was feeding them
so well because he realized that it was easier to
keep people healthy rather than to make people well again
once they were sick. So that was quite unique in
those days because people were, you know, people in London
full of disease. So that's where I'm at at the moment.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
You getting match chection at home? Are you just just
are you just listening to Nelson's six.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Part series in Nepot at night? So I kind of
sleep listening to that.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
And also I've got a.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Partner, Fanny Fanny Fanny was his partner. What he divorced,
Fanny ended up with a former prostitute Emma Hamilton, what's Hamilton?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Don't come across many fannies these days?

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Are you now? What's Fanny short for Francis Francis Francis
Fanny be friendy, wouldn't it?

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Jerry the hod Ikey Breakfast, The History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Timar.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Ruth, Thanks Will Smith.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
On this day in nineteen sixty two, US President John F. Kennedy,
Jack Kennedy makes a live TV address about Soviet missile
basis in Cuba. He imposes in the inn naval blockade
that does not feature Lord Nelson. It begins the Cuban
Missile Christ.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Good evening, my fellow citizens. This government has promised has
maintained the closest surveillance of the Soviet military build up
on the island of Cuba. Within the past week, unmistakable
evidence has established the fact that a series of offensive
missile sites is now in preparation on that imprisoned island.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
It was pretty much the closest that the world has
ever come to nuclear war.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Dangerously close, just a little fingertip away.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
And look people inside of the White House, some of
his advisors, including General le May he was the one
that was He said, push the buttons, push the button
before they do.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Yeah, that was his theory.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
His theory was look wagon and blow us up at
some stage, so we may as well get them first.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Luckily Marilyn Monroe distracted him and everything was all good.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
In nineteen sixty four, EMI rejects an audition by a
band called High Numbers.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
They go on to become The Who.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Soon after this, they came under new management who helped
shape their rebellious image and distinctive sound, and within two
months they released the song I Can't Explain under the
whole name.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
It became a hit, launched their career.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
The rejection letter said that the EMI rep was not
sure about the band then could not decide if they
had anything to offer.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
They also said their songs weren't original enough.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
You, I mean, there'd be stories like that for every band,
every single not every single band gets accepted their first time,
So there must be music reps all over the world
who have rejected the Beatles or Sabrina Carpenter or Taylor
Swft or whatever.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
There's always that famous story about the tv Z exec
who dismissed the Flight of the Concords. Yes, yeah, who
pitched a show, But whether or not it was the
same show, I'm not sure whether it would have looked
the same, probably not different budget, etc. But yeah, that
was always a famous story at TVNZ ninety sixty seven,
Denny Holm wins the Formula One title. There you go, go, Ki,
We the first New Zealander and only to ever win

(09:35):
the Formula One championship.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Geez, we pissed around the Formula One quite a lot
as a small little nation because obviously we Bruce McLaren
as well, which McLaren are named after. That stays to
this day.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, it's interesting because you would think of all the
types of racing that New Zealanders would be good at.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
I would have thought rally cars.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, rally cars and v eights, and we're pretty good
a vates to be fair. The NASCAR over there, we've
got the gez going pretty well.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Why are we no good at rallies?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Oh we're not too badter as we had Possum, We
had Possum born, We had old another old mate it's
not his name now, pattern Oh it's pretty well. Yeah, yeah,
but yeah we had Chris Amon, remember him, Chris Aimon.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Chris Amon. I remember the nineteen ninety six AM on Corona. Yeah,
well Chris signed by Jane jan.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Beck and Formula one we had Diddy Holm, Chris Amon,
Bruce McLaren, Geez.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
And Lors Chakaman.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
So Holme became a national hero of New Zealand. The
Kiwi Bear was his nickname. So he liked guys, did
he and he was here?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah I don't have to term beer back then was
what it's used for now, to be honest, because yeah,
I mean think he was. He was a short little
man and quite herey who suits so hints hence.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
The Kiwi Bear, apparently known for his calm, no nonsense
star Well, I mean, we don't have beers in New Zealand.
So he later joined McLaren, becoming close friends with Bruce
and another Kiwi racing Ponier obviously passed away nineteen ninety two.
It's fifty six, after suffering a heart attack while driving
in a race at Bathurst.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
I remember this race because I remember his car. He
had it while driving and he was coming down I
think it might have been Conrod straight and he has
drifted off into the into the side car stopped and
I was like, WHOA, what's going on here? He must
be a mechanical failure and it's up in a massive
heart attack. What about I mean, if you were a motorhead, though,
let's be honest. I mean he died way too.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Early, as fifty six, way too early.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
But if you're going to go as as a petrol head.
Conrod straight at Bathurst.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Born on this day.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Jeff Goldblum, actor, producing of his roles in Jurassic Park
and depend this day many other seventy three today. Christopher Lloyd,
best known obviously for his role as Doc Brown in
the Back to the Future trilogy, eighty seven. Today, She's
going well, Christoll Lloyd. He's looked eighty seven his entire life.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Shaggy this double.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
He's also called the awbal barrew is real name Jamaican
American rega singing.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
He's fifty seven today and that is.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
The history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow Temuto for Wednesday, the
twenty second of October twenty twenty five.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
Jerry in the Night, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Later sport headlines thanks to export Ultra the beer for here.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
The standoff between Silverfoon's coach Dame Knowles and Netball New
Zealand has brought the government and opposition off the bench.
Sports Minister Mark Mitchell was calling for a jelly wrestling
to an indie impass, but as yet to give the
governing body a resolution deadline, while Labor MP Willie Jackson
wants to pinch the purse strings? What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
What pinch the persons? Are you saying that the sports
shouldn't get any government shouldn't get any money.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Until you sort it out? Until we're going to say
you're not getting your allowance until you guys sort it out. Okay,
go to your room, sort yourselves out.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Wow, I mean it is bloody interesting. It's the most
interesting thing that's happened to netball for some time.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Oh yeah, it's a headline and they're making headlines, that's
for sure.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
How long will the netbun he'syllan CEO be able to
last with all of this pressure?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
I don't know who knows he's on. Super Rugby franchises
can increase their player pool next season. Each team can
sign up to twelve wider training squad members rather than
the current five. Okay, so that's pretty significant on top
of the thirty eight full contracts. She's that's a big squad.
So you're going to have fifty players in your squad.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I'm liking there's this sport admin news that you're bringing.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Thanks, Yeah, and you want some more because Luly Sun's
tennis form has continued in China. Oh that's actually more
performance basically. Sorry, I'll get rid of that.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
One because it's that there's three options with sports news. Yeah,
it's either something that happened, Yeah, it's people looking forward
to something that's about to happen.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Yeah, it's injuries or administration.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Well, yeah, it's a bit admin heavy, isn't It's two admin,
one result.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Where's a sport? Where's an injury? Okay?

Speaker 3 (13:55):
I mean Lulu San has torn her achilles while in
China she's beaten top Sey Jessica boyzos Manatuls in straight
sets opening round of the Gunzo Wango Channel.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Affairs some shocking pronunciations through that story.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Thanks, you're welcome? Was that Bozos bozos manor.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
Jerry and the Hdiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Ah and Jerry and Io Launcher the Caliburs Higher.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Welcome along to the Hurdache briefast we Insday.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
The twenty second of October twenty twenty five, Two Little
Ducks twenty two.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I mean, look, I'm getting used to those talkbacks intros
because you can obviously into you like, submit your own
hour starter on the iheartradiot by pissing the microphone button
the talkback.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
It's good.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'm getting used to it.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Oh that's good to know.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
It was quite au fronting at the start, but I'm
getting used to it.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Well, we've got off. How many of them have we got?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Now?

Speaker 8 (14:59):
There's about seventy on the go and about twenty five
of them a song oriented. Speaking of the iHeartRadio app yesterday,
g Lane, you mentioned that people don't send heavy breathing
messages anymore.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Yeah, someone just sitting this.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah it doesn't sound what look, I mean, that's a
commendable effort, but it doesn't sound as good as the
good old fashioned telephone one, you know, like the landline
heavy breathing.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
No, and I think that one, to be fair with
there were heavy breathing on the landline though, I think
part of the trekkers. So have you just turned this
music down for second reader? Part of the trekkers to wait? Yeah,
it's the delay.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah, yes, I mean that one before was like.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Which is also slightly creepy, but the heavy breathing sounds
like you're doing your run or.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yeah yeah, the prank phone call and the heavy breathing
is a lost art. It's a lost art.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Bring it back.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Coming up next, speaking of lost we're going to talk
about in situation occurring in playground.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
It needs to be discussed. Someone needs to discuss it.
Also later on New Zealand's Best Sausage.

Speaker 7 (16:13):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
So I was reading the story yesterday about a man
who was spotted defecating at a children's playground in Homerwana
Street in on Sunday afternoon. A big part of the
story seemed to be the fact that he was wiping
his hands on the play equipment. So Angela Fadikura said

(16:37):
her mother in law was looking at the window, just
having to be looking at them.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yep, what's that man doing when.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
He saw a person doing number two's in the playground?
An adult, let's be clear about this, an adult and
then wiping his hands on the equipment.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
So okay, his pop squat, yeah yes, and he's cleaned
himself up with him's head.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Well, I mean this is the thing, did heh Okay,
you think that.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
That's what's happened.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
I think he's done a bush wipe, ye because.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Otherwise, if you're just wiping it, if you don't actually
do that and you just do it clean and then
you wipe your hands later on on some equipment, maybe
you're just touching the equipment. Who knows, maybe he was
cleaning the equipment off with something else. Fodderkuda said. She
ran over to the playground with the daughter and yelled
at the man. I started taking photos and videos of him,
she said, And he started to get aggressive and was

(17:33):
walking over towards us, saying I'm going to come over there,
and if you up, she's scary.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Well, if you're.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Being videoed, it can be quite confronting. I mean, that's
a form of aggression in itself. And I'm not look,
I'm not condoning what the guy was doing. Another residence
who was seven foot and huge.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
It's always handy to heaven another reason, and seven foot
and huge.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Came out of a home and yelled out to the man,
you come here, mate, and I'll do to you. Is
this the most New Zealand situation of all time?

Speaker 3 (18:05):
One of the great New Zeum stories.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
The local police were called at one pm, but were
unable to locate the offender.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Do they know that was the evidence of the fact
that he had diffecated?

Speaker 3 (18:15):
There must be. There must be because the local council
had to come and do a full de sanitized and
progim did they come in full hairs metsuits?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I mean, so apparently the janitorial team clean and sanitize
the playground, But I mean what they cleaned the equipment?

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Who's to say that they cleaned up the toes? The toes?

Speaker 3 (18:33):
It it's an odd place to do toos because I
know that playground and there's plenty of bushes around its lakeside.
You could have just waded into the lake and done
an aqua, but he decided to do it within the playground.
So prob the odd place to do it, really, But
maybe it's something to hold on to, because I mean,
I've done a lot of bush bush toos and in
bush twos you either have to have a log to

(18:54):
hangover or a branch to hold on to.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Helps.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
So maybe he just needed something to hold on to
do We know the aide of this guy. I've seen
a photo of him. I mean looks.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Apparently there is footage because Angela Fou took photos.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
I mean how close it so was he actually in.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Amongst the playground? It wasn't liked the playground.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
That's what it looks like. It looks like with the
photos and footage, looks like he made you know, you know,
on his bark and there he might have dug a hole,
you know, like a cat and on the bark, because
usually around a kid's playground it's either bark or a
rubbery situation to cushion the fall of a two year
old coming off the top of.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
The yeah, I mean there's often to I mean I
have encouraged much.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I was wanting a playground with my son and a
friends kid, and the friends kid decided that he needed
to go Number two's and there was nowhere to go.
The kid would have been about four, and so I
was like, we'll just go go over there, not like,

(19:57):
not in the playground itself, but to the no, not
even in the bush, because it looks a bit weird
when you're coming out of a bush with a kid,
you know, with someone else's kid.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Well, I considered it.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Anyway, he ended up doing it on some grass and
then I was like, I had nothing to wipe or anything.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
I just beg it. Well, I don't ever beg I'm
not it's not a dog. I wasn't expecting. I wasn't
taking the kids for a walk expecting it.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
So what do you do?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
So I sort of put some grass over the top
of it. The funniest thing was our family came along
and set up a rug. They had her. They did it,
They put a picnic down and they were right by it.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Oh my god, you're not a man.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Didn't do it?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Get crap his pants and take him back to his parents. Well,
it was the appearance for I was looking after him
all afternoon. It wasn't like the end of the time
that I was looking after him.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Anyway. These people didn't last very long in their picnic spot.

Speaker 9 (21:05):
Where's the weirdest place You've done?

Speaker 4 (21:09):
A poople.

Speaker 7 (21:11):
Jerry and Mini Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
You're talking about.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
What have you done?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
What have you done? Jeremy, You've and you've opened the phones,
You've opened the text line to where's the strangest place
You've deficated? And well, look, I'm I'm quite hard to offend.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well, Peter Frost has sent for a text on three
for three about show girls and I know, I'm not
going to read that Peter Frost.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
That's Peter Frost. You should be. You should be you
should be ashamed of yourself for that story.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Because look my situation with my story that I was
just telling before, which you know, looking after a friend's
son and he needed to go.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
We're at a playground. I was there with my son, Hassna, and.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
That was it, and so I said, just go over there,
and there weren't really any bushes. It was pretty open
kind of area, and so he ended up going on
the grass. I mean, I look, as a four year old,
it's like, that's acceptable, surely, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
What else?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
What else were you to do? I couldn't pile them
into the car and drive him home. We're sort of
ten minutes away from home. You don't want them doing
in their pants. And in the end, some people came
and picnicked beside it. I mean you've rolled in some
Well yeah, but I mean that was accidentally, yeah, and
well the warning signs with you, mate, we were walking
through the area. It was it stunk of dog tour.

(22:27):
I was you decided to set up camp right in
amongst that.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
I didn't have my full faculties.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
That's true, you didn't. Here's Tony on the line, Morning, Tony,
how are you?

Speaker 10 (22:38):
How's the game?

Speaker 4 (22:39):
It was the strangest place that you've diffecated.

Speaker 10 (22:44):
My in law's camberan and shower.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Okay, right, probably, I don't know if do we need
to know more about this? How did you end up
in the I ask the question?

Speaker 10 (22:52):
Yeah, well, I was earlier in the morning and that
they had gone for a walk, warning walk, and me
and the wife were like, what kind of wing for
a trip with them? My wife was on the toilet
and I had to go and yeah, right.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Okay, I see, yeah, yeah, fair enough. I mean, look,
there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
He needs master.

Speaker 10 (23:16):
I was going to go outside, but there's just too
many cameras around, you know.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Exactly the right because where's your other option? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (23:23):
Absolutely, and the whole camera.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Yeah are you still together with the partner?

Speaker 10 (23:33):
Here?

Speaker 6 (23:33):
We are you go?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
You did the right thing, didn't you.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I mean, like nothing a waffle stomp won't fix in
that show, So that's what that's the only issue there.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
No, I don't know, but I don't think we need.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
You.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
James, Morning, James, good, Thank you good.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
The strangest place you have too.

Speaker 11 (23:55):
Well, it wasn't actually me who deificated, but I was
walking down the street and need passing a lamber rugby
ground five dollar note, picked it up, covered and ship
full of lads across the road. There least human difficcation.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
It's like a it's a honey trip to keep the five.
It's like a honey trip. Oh, James, James, thanks very mate.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
You like the call out there and the people come.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
I'm not sure that that this is something we should
the thread we should tug on, but I kind of
I kind of want.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
To Jerry and the Night the hold I keep breakfast?

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Can I tell my number two story?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
I've got a good one.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
We don't.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah, okay, are we doing now? Later?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Because after seven thirty we're going to have to deal.
We'll be talking about New Zealand's best sausage. It was
announced last.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Night, so obviously that the story coming out of about
the defecation in the playground. Obviously Tony Great New Zealand
and wind A apparents motor home Lin Law's motorhome shower. Yep,
probably the stranger sided. I did a two day survival
course in the bush during during summer, and if you're
in the bush on your own for two days, it's
quite boring, you know, not taking any cell phones or anything.

(25:15):
I was fourteen years old, and so I got full nude,
and I built myself a bus, and then I got
super bored, so I dug a hole.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Can I just ask, just go back two steps? Why
did you get full nude?

Speaker 3 (25:30):
I was hot, summer's no one around, I'm in the bush.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Go full bush, all right?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
So then the challenge was I could feel one coming on,
and so I thought, okay, well I'm trying to amuse myself.
It's very boring. There's only so much you can do
to yourself before you get to do something else. And
so I thought, I dug a hole. I took quite
a big hole, probably about you know, i'd say forty
centimeters in diameter, probably twenty centimeters deep, underneath quite a

(25:58):
large tear. And then I climbed that tree, got to
about the fourth or fifth branch up, and then I
spent the next hour trying to trying to land it
in the hole.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Well, how hard how many attempts did you make?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Well you've got to pinch them off, and you could
drop and drop them down like, Wow, it's quite hard.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
It's harder than you think. Well, I'm sure it is
harder than you think doing toes, from doing toes from
seven meters up.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
How did you get any in the whole?

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Non?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Messed them all? Wow, I had to go down and
flick them with a twig.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Okay, interesting insight into your brain coming up after the
seven thirty sport headlines don't look at me like that.
New Zealand's Best Sausage.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
Jerry and the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and the Night
the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
So the Dunningham's Great New Zealand Sausage Competition results were
announced last night. This year, the competition broke all calls
eight hundred and fourteen entries across thirteen sausage categories, representing
one hundred and eighteen entrance and joining us now as
the supreme winner the best sausage in the country. It

(27:15):
was a beef parmesan and truffle sausage, and Glenn from
the Westmere Butchery in Auckland joins us.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Hey guys k Glen Glenn, jeezuz big night for you, Glenn,
Westmere Butchery.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Back to back Supreme sausage winner.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah, excellent. It's good for the good for the business,
good for the shop, you know, good for the trade.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, So tell us about the the beef parmesan and
truffle sausage. Obviously, beef parmesan and truffle pretty simple. But
not all sausages are created equal, are they, Glenn.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
No, You've got to make sure you put the right
ingredients to the right kind of meat, you know, got
to get the consistency right with the right amount of fat.
You know that the sausage is a team effort with
all of us in the shop.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
You know.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
We we make it to start off with, and then
we add extra takeaway stuff that we need, you know,
where we think it might need more or less or something. Yeah,
and then we come out with this and lo and
behold and.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Then and then you take out the price. I mean,
how how many hours do you think I've got I've
got half a sausage.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Here in front of me, work LEAs, it's very kindly
cooked for us, so I'm rhallyom for doing it.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
How many hours do you think of research, of preparation,
of thinking has gone into creating the sausage?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
The R and D How much testing and well trial
and I couldn't give you an exact amount of time,
but it's just it's just one of those things like
we started off with just one little tub of truffle,
say when we first put it in, and oh no,
it needs more truffle. So it all comes down to that.
We also get customer feedback, you know, as the customer says, oh,
I've needed something else in it or something, and then

(28:56):
we'll go back to the drawing board and add something
else into it. So okay, it's all little bit of
guesswork and then we'll come out with us so.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Good stuff. I mean, the sausage is this is great.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
The sausage.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
The fact that the New Zealand's Great Sausage competition has
grown exponentially, that warms my cockles because the staple of
New Zealander's pies. So you've got the Bakeel's pie woods
and I think that's in the bar. We've got sausages
and I think fish and chips are the three pillars
of the New Zealand kind of cuisine which we can own.
And I've just had a bite of that sausage. Have

(29:28):
a buy of that sausage.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
That is the question is do I bite the knob
or the.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
Go for the shop?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Jeremy mate's buddy, I say you take the whole lot.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
I like the burn burn.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
I know you would. But hey, Gleann, tell me what
makes a good sausage, because I've got quite a few
friends who've got farms and they make their own sausages
or they get their home kill sausages or whatever. And
one sausage would fill you up, and it's a real
real chew to get through. And they keep telling me
that it's the best sausage, but it's not, because what's

(30:06):
the secret sauce? Because it's so moist as sausage, it's delicious.
Is it the right amount of the right amount of fat?

Speaker 6 (30:13):
That fat?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
We're going to have the right amount of fat to meat,
you know, and you don't want it too leaning, but
you don't want it over fatty as well. Yeah, right,
So you just got to get that right because if
you make it too fatty, you get that kind of
taste in your mouth, don't you That kind of lines
the inside of your mouth.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
But that is a delicious sausage, glean.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
I see why that was the best sausage in New Zealand. Wow, excellent,
that is absolutely that is delicious. You just sell a
lot of that sausage. Will you sell a lot of
that sausage now that you won the competition?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Hopefully? Yeah. Last year when we won the Pork and Leak,
we sold over a ton of that in the week.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
A ton.

Speaker 6 (30:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
How many sausages you reckon? A ton of sausages is well?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
One hundred games of sausages, a thousand sausages, A.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Thousand sausages of that one kind.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
That's a real sausage. That's a sausage fest.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
That is that massive sausage fest.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
In terms of butchers, we've talked about this a lot
on the show. How important is it as well to
have a bit of a hottie in the serving as
a as a butcher, you're getting a lot of customers
coming through. Obviously the meat's got to be great, but
the meat behind the counter as well, there's got to

(31:21):
be Is there a balance sometimes between someone who's a
good butcher and then someone who also is a good
looking butcher.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
And the wrong person there, I'm the fattest one in
the shop, mate.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
There's something about a hot butcher. We're really good.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
It sets off the mum's and the deads. Yeah, I
think you've got a good personality.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Yeah, do you guys, where do you guys source your
meat from? You growing your own meat?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
No, we saw sales locally from all Avenue Zealand, through
the through the advertism and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
And where how is as a as an industry at
the moment, how is How's Butchery going?

Speaker 2 (32:04):
People eating a lot of meat, people eating a lot
of meat, but the price of meat at the moment's
going through the roof, you know, so a lot of
people are cutting back on stuff, which is a shame.

Speaker 9 (32:14):
You know.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Maybe if the government cut the TST on meat and meat, Yeah,
that'd be good and veis that'd be good for the business.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, Glenn, thank you so much for coming in, Thanks
for having us so congratulations to you and your your
team there at Westmere Butcher's. I know a quality I've
been there many times myself, a quality establishment and hopefully.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
You sell a hell of a lot of these oss.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Our fingers crossed. Thanks boys, cool, Thanks.

Speaker 7 (32:42):
Jerry and Mini, the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
The Hordechy Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Yesterday's topic was Bush and Chris the farmer from Randfrilly.
He took home the one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
So today we have to reset it to fifty bucks
at Jackpot's fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Every day we don't have a winner. And since we're
talking to black Caps Darryl's son of a Mitch Mitchell,
today's Mastermind topic is Famous Daryl's.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Andrew from Navier, Good morning, Welcome to the show, Jerry
morning by morning mate.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
You're in the entertainment industry. Yeah, what do you like
around the sausage?

Speaker 5 (33:21):
I love a sausage at the mouth.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Same and I've just.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Been eating the beef parmesan and truffle from Westman Butchery,
New Zealand's Best Sausage, judged at the twenty twenty five
Great New Zealand Sausage Competition.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
And I've got to say that is a moist sausage.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Oh yeah, I can still it's a lingerer, isn't it
lingering around? Okay, Andrew, you've got forty five seconds. We'll
ask you five questions. You need to get three correct
and win the prize. You can pass at any time.
We'll come back to those questions if you have time.
If you get to pass, Andrew, pass quickly. We have
the justice for Tony Claus as well. If we start
up stuff it up, you win. Are you ready to roll?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Let's go okay?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Andrew?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Question number one? Which famous Darryl features in movies like
Kill Bill and.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Splash Darryl Anna correct?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Which South African batsman was known as Shane Warne's bunny.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
Darryl London correct?

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Daryl Hall is best known as one half of what
musical duo?

Speaker 3 (34:26):
All and Oak?

Speaker 7 (34:28):
Like that? One?

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Two three? Andrew, You're too good.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Not only you've got a sausage in your mouth, you've
got fifty bucks slammed down your gob.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
I mean, how would you.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I'd be interested to see whether you could have got
all five? Actually, and I didn't even know if it's
been done before. What kind of drink got cricketer Darryl
Toffy into trouble in two thousand and five?

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Ooh, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
That was a milkshake?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
And Darryl Dragon co founded What Musical Duo with his
wife in nineteen seventy two.

Speaker 10 (34:56):
Sorry, who was that?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Darryl Dragon co founder What Musical Duo? No, it's captain
and Neil should.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
Have swapped them around the first to.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Put some pressure bit appreciate anyway, Well done, Andrew, thanks
for fifty bucks.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
Thanks boys.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Good weekend, Yes weekend.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
It's a weekend.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
The weekend start now. And he's in the entertainment industry,
so that's why.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Looming good Andrew coming up after eight o'clock black Cap.
Darryl Mitchell joins us on the show. We've got some
questions for him regarding his personal hygiene routine.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Yeah, yeah, I just want to know how he operates
that dome. Has he got the Leehart theory where every
morning he has the comb, the shape comb.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Yeah, Jerry, in the.

Speaker 7 (35:49):
Night they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
That's reading yesterday about Prince Andrew. He has a whole
lot of new revelations have come out against Prince.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Andrew and Andy is he was known back in the
day and he proved it right a yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
His connections with Jeffrey Epstein and turns out that Fergie,
his ex wife, took Beatrice and Eugeney to go and
see Jeffy Epson and when he got out of prison.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
I know, it's weird. They were incredibly close. It's so weird.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
It's the whole story is it's yucky and weird, and
Prince Andrew has not come out well from the whole thing.
Prince Charles's distanced himself from him now completely. He has
cut him off. He's taken away his duke title.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Or he is going to take it away away Prince Andrew.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Now, yes, so you can't not. I think you can't
take away the fact that he's Prince Andrew. That's the
last thing that he's got because he was born the
son of the monarch at the time, Queen Elizabeth. So
he but he's got no money. He's living in an
interesting situation. He apparently gets an Armed Forces pension.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Twenty pounds a year, which is about fifth grand a year.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Yep. Apparently he inherited a whole lot of money from
the Queen when she died.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Yeah, she gave him a little He gave him a
little something something.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
And he lives at a play at a house in
Windsor Park with a lot of the other royals because
obviously you need security, and he's he pays what they
call a peppercorn pension, which means that a peppercorn rent,
which means that you have to pay one peppercorn.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Yeap F demanded it says quite weird.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
I thought I thought it myself yesterday though, I was
just thinking about this.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
I thought, just you really wouldn't want to be Prince Andrew,
you know, a fool from grace being coming from a
position of such luck and privilege and now a position
where nobody.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Wants to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
I mean, did you see Prince William the other day
when they're outside that church and Andrew started talking. They
were standing around waiting, just kind of looking around. And
Andrew started talking.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
To everyone's everyone's got a creepy uncle.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
William was like he was.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
William was being so he was being ny but at
the same time not wanting to be too friendly. And
I could see that Andrew is making jokes, and William
was not wanting to seem like he was being rude,
but at the same time didn't want to show that
he was.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Mates with them best. Quite a weird combo.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
And I was just thinking to myself though reading it,
I thought, would you okay, so what's the equivalent of
New Zealand? Like would you rather be, say, Prince Andrew
or Philip Polkinghorn, Like if you had to be either
of those two people living.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Their lives, just living their lives in their own country.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Yeah, and I put another person in there.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Okay, I'll give you a third option, Lane, would you
rather be Prince Andrew, David Baine, or Philip Polkinghorn. I mean,
Philip Polkinghorn has been found not guilty.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
He's innocent.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
He's innocent by law, but he's got to live his
life and a lot of people will judge him. He's
with the Red Pens. Yep, he's not working anymore. David Bain,
he's also been found innocent, but he's lost this entire family.
Or you got Prince Andrew. The whole world thinks you're

(39:09):
creepy and nobody wants anything to do with you, including
your own brother and the rest of your family.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Everyone knows you're a piste ye.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Jesus.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
I mean that's a hard one, like.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Because I mean he's still because the levels of shame
are greater for Prince Andrew. Yeah, and it feels like
more stuff's coming out about him every day.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yeah, you know, it.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Feels like the other two situations have concluded, perhaps the
Baine and Polkinghorn situations have concluded, But with Prince Andrew, I.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Know the least about Baine. So I'm going Baine because
after the Polky documentary, I can't come back from that one.
I can't come back from that the actually the one
on TV three. Yeah yeah, like that's a good documentary.
So that's a great document Polky. But that opened my
eyes to that person. So he's innocent, sure, but creep Baane,

(39:56):
I know the least about it. He's just kept to himself.
I mean he's lost everything. He's a great on a
mail run. But I'm going bank because and Randy Andy
sitting at home on his own the world's biggest six piece. Now,
now that the world's biggest six pests killed himself in jail,
he's now number two. So I don't want to be

(40:17):
the second biggest six piece in the world. I don't
want to be Polky, who's probably knocking on the door
of the of the podium. So I'm going Baine, You're
going by Yeah, okay, I'm going David Banine.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
I think I'm going Prince Andrew. Are you happy with
corn Rent? Well, at least you've got a nice house
to live in.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
You're a huge pist.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Look, none of them. I wouldn't want to be any
of these people, all right, I'm going to Prince Andrew.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yeah, I could see you being Prince Andrew.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
No, you can't say that.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
That's a that's a terrible it's a terrible conundrum.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Yeah. Sorry, I like, I'm sorry to bring it up.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Can we go shoot share Mary and stick, Bang and
bang Mary and Andy. I'm shooting Bulky.

Speaker 7 (41:05):
Jerry and nine the Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
How's the back bush going? Because we we whipped it
off yesterday. We got the strips out, got the waxing
strips out. It's one of the most pleasurable things I've
ever done, ripping here out of your back bush.

Speaker 11 (41:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Well, I got a lot of feedback about the back
bush of a lot of fans, but also a lot
of people who didn't think it was nice at all,
thought it was actually disgusting. So I whipped it off yesterday.
You've got the waxing strips out. It's now smoother than
a baby's bottom back there, and I can't stop stroking it.
So it's actually worked out, all right?

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, but hold on, you were stroking it before when
it was back so you stroke it when it's here,
You stroke it when it's smooth, So I stroking it
no matter what I do.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Miss it a little bit though, do you I do
miss it? I mean because when I didn't know it
was there until ten days ago, when it was I
was outed on social media globally that I had a
backbush otherwise not as a welcome man. However, mine was
in the shape of the map of Tasmania. So yeah,
you whipped it off yesterday. Much hullabaloo in the studio. Yeah. Look,

(42:07):
radio is a game of shame and a game of.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
So listen.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, there is. It's basically humiliation. And so I dropped
my decks and you got rid of my back bush
es today.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yeah, this morning when we came in, the waxing strips
complete with your heir was sitting on the top of
the microphone.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
I thought we were going to give those away. We're
going to sell those on tradeing for charity, was the idea.

Speaker 8 (42:29):
We have still got them sitting out next to Zoe
and studio B there. We'll get them up on trade me.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
We need to do that, probably sooner rather than later. Yeah,
just to keep the momentum moving. And your partner, Yeah,
did you did you make any mention of No, not
at all. I bet it's gone off social media as well.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Yeah, she's gone off completely. I did back in saying again,
how's up, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (42:53):
What the hell are you doing?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Backing in?

Speaker 6 (42:54):
You do have the audio of the moment from.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Listen to for the listen for the slightly girly squeal.

Speaker 6 (43:01):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Help, Oh my god, take all that bush.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah, sounds that we're doing it in the word really, Oh.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
You really? What's stop?

Speaker 6 (43:23):
Stop it?

Speaker 4 (43:23):
You really do it?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Okay, Okay, I.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Love the stereo sounds around.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Yeah, there you go. Anyway, I got a bit emotionally
yesterday thinking about that bringing out the bush disappearing because
it was a big part of me, and it became
a big part of me in the last week or
so became I started to build a whole personality around
my back bush. So I wrote an ode to the
back bush. Right, Okay, yeah, you do you want to

(43:52):
hear it?

Speaker 4 (43:52):
I'd love to.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Always there, never seen bush if at present undercover bush
warming and soft bush, fluffy and comforting bush gone too
soon bush.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
It's beautiful man, Thanks for sharing.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
I mean, that's what what form of pie would you
call that?

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Able to do a high coup, I could do a
high kup.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
I could do it Okay, was it five seven?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Five syllables? Fables seven? Then smelly wet back bush?

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Smelly's a bit harsh.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
All that it makes me think is what's wrong with
your wife?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Don't bring her into it. She didn't mention anything.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
I know.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Okay, here's my okay, here's my highku.

Speaker 6 (44:48):
Then was it five it?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Five?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Back bush? Waxed away? A scream echoes through the halls,
smooth summer breas.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
It's going to go back back.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
All the proceeds going to men's health.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Yeah, men's health, men's bush.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
I think you left a little bit of your men's
health on that waxing pad. Come out after a point thirty.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Speaking of waxing, we are speaking of today. Darryl Mitchell
joins us black Cat Darrel Mitchell.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
I wonder what is waxing regenus?

Speaker 3 (45:28):
I think he's going to backbush.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
We'll find out. Happy to take it off for him
if he wants it.

Speaker 7 (45:34):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
So the black Caps currently hosting England in a T
twenty series, and they are one knell down after a
lost and Christ's shame about the weather in the first game,
because these them are looking good there, but they can
level the series at Eden Park tomorrow night, joining us
now black Cat batsman Darrel Mitchell get Darryl. Hey, guys,
welcome to the studio. Eden Park quite a different proposition

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to Hagley Oval.

Speaker 9 (46:04):
Slightly different dimensions is probably the word you'd use. But yeah, look,
we love playing at Eden Park. There's always some great
games there and I'm sure tomorrow night will be very similar.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Hey, I'm on Monday night down at Hagley. I've obviously
there was quite a stiff norwester coming across when we
were calling the game. Have you ever seen so many
balls disappear over the Hadley Circus tent than that night?

Speaker 9 (46:24):
No, that's impressive. Our Canterbury coach Peter Fulton always claims
he's the only one that can hit it that far,
so to see a few sail over there, the wind
was definitely helping.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah. Disappointingly it was Harry Brook hit three of them,
but si Fit hit two. It was they were just
disappearing into the night and the humiliating fourth umpire kept
having to come out with the Warehouse suitcase. My question
for you is do you know where all those balls
come from? Do they just go and take them out
of the nets, or because they come out with a suitcase.
Because they did it I think four times that night

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they replaced the ball. Where all those balls coming from.

Speaker 9 (46:56):
I think we actually do practice with them in these
days leading up, but we did have a bit of
a stitch up the other night. I think we're the
ball looking quite old, so hopefully it doesn't fly as far,
and yeah, after one of them.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Looks pretty brand new, it went further again.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Because those you don't play a lot of cricket. Obviously
the you know, the ball's new. It obviously swings around
a little bit, but it's harder and it comes off
the bat faster and you can hit it further. So
that's an issue. If you bring a new rock out
and you've got Harry Brook there just swinging from the hips,
it must be slightly you've got any say on the
ballers at the umpires.

Speaker 9 (47:32):
I think Mitch might be able to talk to them,
but yeah, you just take what you're given and crack on.
It's a weird one because the ball does make a difference, Yeah, massively.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
As Mike said, I mean a ball.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
If a ball swings one more millimeter, then that might
be the difference between getting an edge and not getting
an edge. It's a weird game like that, cricket. Do
you ever think about the amount of luck that is
involved in the game of cricket.

Speaker 9 (47:58):
It is a silly game that we if we're honest.
But yeah, I was looking forward to coming and having
some really rivetinge chat and we're talking about balls.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Yeah, we actually have been doing.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
I'm not sure if you're aware of this, Teril, but
a sec here gland over there is running a backbush,
so a lot.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Of herend the base of the base.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Of the spine area, and I whipped it off yesterday
with some waxing strips.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Did he squeal? Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (48:28):
He went, have you been have you ever had a
body wax?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
No?

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Sorry, I can't contribute that part.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Okay for some sympathy, but I'm thinking though your daily
routine because I've never really seen you with stubble in
terms of on your head. So are you are you
a daily routine? Is it a is it a shower situation?
Is it a foam situation in terms of shaving your head?

Speaker 9 (49:00):
So I've got it's called the pitbull, so I'm sure
it's mister worldwide, probably owned it at some point.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
But yeah, just on the dome. Give that a shave.

Speaker 9 (49:08):
And because I've got no hair on top, I thought
I'd go upside down and grow a beard downstairs on
my chin anyway.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
So yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Probably every couple of days, every couple of days. Yeah, yeah, okay,
And that's not growing back you're not following. That's growing
back thicker as a result of that.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Because this is the issue with Lane is that he's
gonna I have seen there's going to be a whole
bunch of stubble around his back bush it out.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
He pulled it out though, Yeah, but it still grows bad, buddy,
It's gonna come back.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Hey look, I love my bush.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
You go.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
You've gotta get rid of my bush. I liked it,
Hey go. Getting back to cricket, Darryl T twenty cricket,
I was going to fully fully cricket. Nerd out for
a bit here T twenty Cricket For me is how
do you deal with these batsmen like the likes of
Phil Salt and Harry Brook who basically treat the game

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like baseball, where and same with like Tim David's of
those Aussie players where they just basically wait deep in
the crease and wait for that delivery in which they
just hike it over midwicket. Anything else they just angle away.
Is that where teach twenty crickets going, let's just baseball players.

Speaker 9 (50:15):
I think there's still an art, especially if you get
on surfaces art that aren't flat like this table here.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Theyneah, yeah, you can.

Speaker 9 (50:22):
You still have to find ways to adapt to different situations.
But the game's definitely evolving. Guys are taking more risks
now and I think you can see the depth of
batting lineups. Guys are able to go harder because they're
not scared about failure or getting out because they know
there's more come. So yeah, the games, it's going very fast.
For us as a bowling group. It's trying to be
really clear on how we where their strengths are. Are

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they trying to hoy it that way or and making
sure you usually change your pace and keep trying to
make them dance as much as you can.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
How much of it's psychological because or a double bluff
because you obviously you place your field so the batsman
knows that.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Okay, well, the bowl is going to try.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
And do this to me as a bowler, how much
double bluff goes on in your mind or when you
set that field, do you just stick.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
To that plan?

Speaker 9 (51:09):
I think everyone's different. So for me, because I'm a
batter that bowls a bit, I guess I think is
a better. So I'm always thinking what are they trying to?
What would the better want? And how do I keep
trying to keep it away for them? And yeah, there's
definitely a lot of double bluffs. And also you might
change your field but then bowl the same ball that
you bowl before. The little there's all sorts of little
nuances if that's the right word for the game that

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makes pretty good fun.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
It must be.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Obviously the English team's touring here, Brenda mccullums, the coach,
Tim Soui's and the coaching squad, as well as j
and Patel also in the coach what James Franklin is
he will see there as well.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
Australia.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
He's Australia, Okay, the dance. So what is going on
like the New Zealand is just I'm hoping in my
heart of hearts, it's some sort of Trojan horse situation
where we're putting all these new Zealanders into coaching positions
and we'll come to an ICC tournament and they'll just
and ad all those teams and we will sail through.
They will jump out of the horse in Troy and

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we will win the World Cup. Is that is that
what's going to happen. That's what I dream about.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
That's what I dream about. But I doubt it.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
But it must be strange seeing terms now they're running
around and you must be giving him ship. It is.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
It is a bit bizarre. I must have met.

Speaker 9 (52:20):
But I guess that's the nature of professional sport. And
I look at Daddy's wear in England Rose on his
chest for the last ten years, So it's just the
nature of sport. And I guess that's a cool thing,
is that you know, kiwis are wanted all around the
world and all sports and it probably shows, yeah, that
we're pretty good blokes at times.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Yeah, I worry that those guys do have some secrets.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Well, they've they've faced you a lot, or they've bowled
to you a lot themselves, so they must they must
know things that other people don't know. Because if you
bowl someone in the nets years and years and years,
you get to know what they do.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
Yeah, they definitely do.

Speaker 9 (52:57):
But I guess, especially in the franchise world of cricket, now,
you play like you play with so many of these
English guys and everyone else around the world that you
kind of everyone knows what everyone does. So that's the
cool thing is keep trying to get better and evolve
your game so that you walk out and you do
something that they're like, oh yeah, So that's the nature
of I guess you try and keep working on things
and you're not staying stagnant in your career.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Does it mean that everybody gets on well now? Because
I look back in the day, there used to be
quite a lot of sledging country to country. People didn't
seem to like each other at all. Is that all
gone now?

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Yeah, it's definitely not like it was.

Speaker 6 (53:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (53:33):
For me, I guess I'm a competitor, so I try
and find ways to pick little battles with some people
that I really like because I know they won't take
it personally.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
To be able.

Speaker 9 (53:41):
That's what gets me up in the moment, gets me
going in the game. But yeah, it's definitely it's nothing
personal or anything like it used to be, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
One last question from me, Darryl luke Wood the left
arm bole of for England. Is it off putting? And
can you complain to the umpire? I know where you
go with how bright his teeth, because you cannot have
those Turkish teeth coming in at you as a batsman
lining up and seeing something so bright coming at you,

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especially when you've got a white ball on white teeth.

Speaker 9 (54:12):
I'm so glad you mentioned this. I played it with
Luke Wood at Lancashire for six months, so I know
him really well. And Phil Saltatter who banged it the
other night. He's a good friend of that group and
he always gives him so much about.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Turkey.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Aren't definitely from somewhere you like if you're.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Running in it and then you just get the ball,
just the white ball, just in front of your teeth.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Yeah, there's an argument to go to the umpire and
you know and go say like can he wear a mouthguard,
a black mouthguard of some discebled I'm losing the ball
in his mouth.

Speaker 9 (54:45):
Well, his nickname's Biscuit. I don't know why, but maybe
maybe his teeth and his chance through Biscuit's pretty easy.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Who knows? Daryl Mitchel thank you so much for your
time today. Best of like for the game tomorrow night.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Yeah, that's right for the weather.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Yep. You can listen to that on the ACC on
iHeartRadio Jerry.

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Speaker 4 (55:11):
Five or one armed people. You have to tell us
whether the dinner alive. Two callers.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Oh, eight hundred, eight hundred fourty eight seven to five
calling number one today Daniel from Mount mong And No
morning Daniel, Good.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Morning right here. You know what your buzzer is, Daniel,
I have no idea. You just well, yeall your name,
Yell your name, Daniel. Yeah, as soon as you think
you know the answer, yell your name Daniel, Daniel.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
I see you're a real estate agent. How's real estate
in the Mount?

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Always good?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Jeremy, Yeah, good market down here.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
I've heard that.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Said like a true real estate agent.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
You're going to be going up against Tyler Daniel morning,
Tyler Calder, how are you good?

Speaker 4 (55:55):
You're a support coordinator? Correct?

Speaker 2 (55:58):
That's that?

Speaker 4 (55:58):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (56:00):
We work for a company who helps disabled people get
to help that their need.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Good on doing the Lord's work there, Tyler. You your
buzzer is Tyler. Okay, so if you think you know
the answer, just yelled that out.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Yeah, easy, all right, Tyler Tyler versus Daniel. First person
to three wins. If the other person doesn't get it correct,
you've still got a buzzer, and then save the correct answer.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Right, yeah, right, here we go. Person number one.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Real name Judith Sheinlan, made famous for a courtroom TV
show Judge.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Judy Dead or Alive? Tyler Daniel Tyler Judge Judy is Alive? Correct,
turned eighty three yesterday one null two Tyler?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
No, was it?

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Tyler? Yes?

Speaker 3 (56:49):
It was?

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Yes? Oh yeah, okay, so you keep score, you know,
I am.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
I've got them all over it.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
Okay, good on you.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Person number two commonly referred to as the Backpacker Murderer
as Australian serial killer Ivan Millet dead.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Or alive Tyler Tyler Millet? Did you correct? Geez? You
know the live people, don't you?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Geez?

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Tyler?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
You're a year on match point Now I need the money.
Come on, Daniel, what.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Are you running an open home there or something?

Speaker 6 (57:20):
What are you?

Speaker 1 (57:22):
You're not hearing my name, Jeremy. Okay, you're gonna have
to get in quick on this one Daniel person three
for the win for Tyler or to stay in it
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Speaker 4 (57:41):
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Speaker 3 (57:44):
Yeah alive, I see, Daniel. I think you might Are
you on a hands free you might be on a
hands free there?

Speaker 10 (57:54):
Yeah, that's even before you got a name.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
That's our schoolboy era. Daniel been on a hands free.
But well done, Tyler, you've taken away dead in the life.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Thank you, cheers, well done, cheers, there's a sportsmanship.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
There we go, and that's the Hearerarchy Breakfast for Wednesday,
the twenty second of October twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
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