December 7, 2025 • 18 mins
Today on the podcast the guys discuss Snoopy's Christmas - is it awful or actually quite good?
And Jerry tells us all about drinking from the bird bath. What the heck is it? And is it hygenic?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is good.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Check ours out again.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's we.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
That's the worst combination of things I've ever hit in
my life. It's a combination of Creed and Christmas Carols.
I mean, if you hate Christmas carols and you hate Creed.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I hate Christmas Carols and I love Creed. So this
has actually brought Christmas carols back around for me. My
message loves Christmas Carols. We were driving back kids today
from our romantic week in a way and Snoopy's Christmas
came on the radio. Was like, no, absolutely not, and
I think that's my That's probably my favorite Christmas carol too.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
But I was like, it's a weird one, Snoopy's Christmas,
because it's what it's kind of about a war World
War one biplane, Yeah, kind of fighting, and what's Snoopy?
Why was Snoopy frying it? Well, it's quite a weird song.
And then the baron cried out, Merry Christmas, my friend.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, but Snoopy was not. Snoopy was later hijacked by
the dog. It wasn't about the dog. Oh no.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
There was no dog flying around in World War two.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, I mean any of the world wars, there were
no dogs flung around pick your battle battle Hastings. Who
was Snoopy? Then? Hey, who was Snoopy dog? Well, Snoopy
is a dog, yeah, but different dog.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You really got me there, and I you really get me.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
There's never been there's actually an actually, reader, I think
you're find there's never been a dog flying around. It
was yeah, one, two or the upcoming three, which a
lot of people feel like has started already, the sequel. Well,
have warves come off the boil on the second half
of twenty twenty five? Certainly world wars.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, it's not as easy for the world to get
into a war anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh no, I mean like this year, I feel like
we're on the verge of war at all times. But
in the second half we were just sort of go,
fuck o, who can really? Could we all agree these
wars going on? Whenever I see like a war breaking
out or you know, like a pretty hectic crime or
something like that, And I was like, who can be fucked? Really?
You know, I feel like, don't people just am I
(02:17):
the only one who just walks around about fifty percent
bettery at all times?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Would you say that it would be good if there
was maybe less kind of like military stuff being made. Sure,
if there's less military stuff being made, Yeah, then if
we trying to have a bit of a vibe around
the world to just make less kind of planes, like
less fightergs, make less.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Drives, I think yeah, But the thing is you don't
want to be the only one adherent to that.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, But here's the issue. But I mean, it's got
to be led by someone.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I think that's what the Geneva convision was. But but
shouldn't we basically just go Formula one or sale GPG.
But right, here's the guns you're allowed to use. You
can use this one. This we got ah right, Yeah,
we've got BB guns. We can all filly boats, BB guns, birds,
paintball guns. Yeah, go hard anything that can actually kill you.
And yeah, I suppose that's what the United Nations was about,
(03:10):
wasn't it. So the United Nations was to try and hey,
stop wars Nations. The League Nations set should absolute shitter
that led to World War Two. It was too call
the name the League of Nations. It sounded like it
sounded like Marvel superheroes.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
And frants got a they were heavy handed and the
sid they were very heavy handed.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And that was just it was too much. Anytime you
try and put roles on war, there's just not because
how the hell are you going to even enforce that?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I mean, it hasn't been a world war since since
the United Nations set up Well, hold on, hasn't there? No,
it hasn't been a proper one.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
At what point would you what would you consider a
world war? Well, because like someone a war in World
War one? You know what I mean, the whole world
wasn't at war. We just call it world war.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Looking back on it, there's heapes of countries involve, but
there haven't been that many counts and involved.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
When I say counts, I mean countries. Yeah, country, that's
what I mean. When I say that, I get called
out and re call that person account. So it's sure
for country, he's a country man, she's a cunt dream usic.
There's mean one.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I mean a proper one, decent one, decent proper I
don't think they ever will be another decent one.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
We've done, we've done that. Technologies come too far. And
also people kind of know who people are now, so
they realize that actually the people are all the same
wherever you go, and that there's good in bad as
the spirit of Christmas, isn't it. We are the world,
We have children. We're the ones who make a bit
of makes such a bit of day. What have they
(04:43):
been up to? That's a choice of Magan actually had
that on.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Do you guys listen to New Zealand's flagship or a
radio show with Jamie McKay. I know I've met her aunt.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Recently, so Jamie McKay is a great No, Jamie McKay
is a lovely man.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The country is for the country.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay, you were down in the studio just recently. I was.
When I hung out, I had a good couple of
good chats with Jamie McKay. Yeah, and guy list of
all the young farmers. Yeah, the young farmers. We chatted
through the young farmers. Told me a couple of stories
about Richard McCall's brother there. Oh yeah, didn't win famously
didn't win and then did win and then did one story. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Also likes likes a round of golf. He's very keen
for us, you and I to play some golf and.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Somemer mate, somemore, I'll be I would love to go
down to Love and play golf, beautiful golf courses.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I would love you guys to go down and I'm
quite happy to stay here and press the buttons from
this scene and you guys go down there and play
golf for them.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Okay, so where came back in? Wh what's the what
went wrong? I don't know where did we go wrong?
We certainly welcome back and crushes. They're very keen to.
I've spent so much time in Chrishes, so obviously my
mum lives down there. So in my previous yeah, I
love to have seen it, and I was robbed of
that opportunity. And I still don't really know who.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
But Wellington I tell you they'd love to sell.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Thank you. Guys did go to christ Church and money
was tight. Let's just say money was tight. But we
work in radio. Big backs.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You could just stay with your mum, That's exactly it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Can I tell you, guys are story? Can I stay
with your mum's.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Mania staying there as well? Because if it's just you know,
it's bit weird, that's a bid issue. There's only there's
not enough beds.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh okay, asure, they always says the issue.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
We can sort something out. There was your mum running
a single, she running a single or a double.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I was enjoying my Monday so much like a top
and tail. Something's gotta go wrong. Can I tell you
I don't snore? You tell your mom there, You tell
your mom there. I can I tell you a story
of humiliation from one of the last times I went
down to the christ Church office. I just spent quite
(06:57):
a bit of time down there, because yeah, obviously my
mom's down there. But when I was working for the
a SEC, we just go down. I just go and
work from the office there.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Anyway, it doesn't sound like much of a hassle.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Now it's pretty easy. It worked really well. It's great
to you know. The thing is we can do our
show from anywhere, and often we'd love to go anyway.
Let's get past it. I so last Christmas, I gave
him my heart. The very next day, you made me
to engape. But I last Christmas. For Christmas, my mum
got me a coffee machine, and she wrung my message
(07:30):
and said, do you reckon when I had like a
coffee machine for his new job. He's getting up early,
And she goes, yeah, he would. Our kitchen counter is
like packed so get the smallest one you possibly can
or won't fit on there, and we just you know,
we won't be able to use it. She got a
good deal and she ended up buying the biggest possible
espresso machine that George Clooney ever made. Great machine didn't
(07:52):
fit on the counter and so we were like, we
can't use it. Do you want to? Mum, I'll regift
it back to you and you can use it, you know,
because you got please. Yep. Great. So I put it
in my carry on luggage and fly down for the
Black Clash. We go into the christ Church office and
I just wanted to open my bag and check that
it was okay. And so I'm in the one of
the studios and a couple of the sales roups from
(08:12):
out the office come in just to say gooday. And
as they walk in, I'm on the floor on my
hands and knees unveiling the biggest in espresso machine you've
ever seen in your fucking life. And they're like, hi,
We're ah, oh you brought your own coffee machine. AIoT wow,
oh the coffee not up to scratch here, and Christ
she just oh flash Auklanders brought his own bug coffee machine.
(08:32):
I was like the for my mom. My mom thought, yeah,
sure wagger, Yeah, how did is she still running that?
I don't know. I haven't been able to see her.
I've been prevented from flying down to see her enough beds. No, well,
the powers that be won't let me go down to
let me be. You've got to stay up here. We'll
let me be me so let me see. They're trying
(08:54):
to shut me down on MTV.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Just to text through from Nicole Abbott just so you know,
please don't spoil the Formula one results. Lots of us
haven't had the chance to watch it yet, or at
least give some warning so you can turn off the
radio so next time you hear the news.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
So she so what Nicole's after? He is so far
past that. I'm sorry to not tell her what the
news is. Yep, so she can watch it. We're so
far past that. Also, Dumbledore dies what's her name? Kalisi
turns her back on everyone.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Else, Vader's Luke Skywicker's dad.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
The kid was dead the whole time through that as
well as.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Movie is the best case of main character syndrome I
think I've ever seen in a text in my life.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
And to be honest, at least give some warnings so
we can turn off the radio. I would have thought
she would have turned the radio off when we were
talking about the bird bath, which I would like to
hear more about after this break. Was Snoopy Santa where.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Went to number one in New Zealand and Australia in
nineteen sixty seven.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
It's a great song, but I like that song. That's
my facite, That is my favorite Christmas care?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Who was Snoopy from the Snoopy's Christmas? Um? Fuck? It
was downstairs? It must be fuck? It was the dog?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Now hold on, does snoopyy trummers downstairs?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
It must be? No it canna be? Must be Snoopy's Christmas?
Who was Snoopy from the Snoobi's Christmas? Snoobies Christmas is
a song by The Royal Guardsman which appears on the
album Snoopy and his Friends.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It's Factional Fuck, a follow up to.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
The earlier hit Snoopy Versus Red Baron. Oh That's what
I'm after, isn't it? Fictional account of how Snoopy the Dog?
I've got a dog fight?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
So Snoopy is World War One?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's snoopy. Okay, world was actually not a dog flying
over either. It was one well Snoopy, the fucking snoopy dude.
Because the red baron, the red baron was in World
War One. Do you know who wrote it? The Royal Guardsman. No,
but the songwriter Dick Holler de color, deck Holler, dek Holler,
(11:28):
the famous deck Holler. Richard Louis speaking of American songwriter
Penis and former.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Speaking of Dick's I saw something on the weekend new
I mentioned from a friend of mine who is also
the originator of the of penis.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Whiskey also known as cocks. Actually cock, it's also known
as Dick Hollow whiskey. Cock whiskey is actually what it's not.
This is where whiskey is inserted into the foury yep
and then squirted out.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
And it's opened up so that the penis is pulled up.
It's opened up with the fingers with the thumb and
the two fingers.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Like the demagorgan from Stranger Things, and then the pouring
and there's these two people involved. This is such a
two men chat.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Then the seven forty chat on the radio shops.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Like loading the muskets, so different.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
And then so it gets poured in there and then
it gets it's it's quite a skill. And then someone
then someone then must there's as an assistant, and the
assistant takes a knee or somewhere around the height of
the penns whisky. And then there's normally about a meter
or two distance between the person who's firing the penus
(12:43):
whisky and and the person who has their mouth open,
like one of those clowns at the at the at
a fair.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, squirt whisky into the eager mouth. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
So one of my friends was the clown at the
fair and had the mouth open with the eyes open
to actually getting now to go.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Now that now, that is where this person went wrong.
Safety goggles is probably what was needed, I think whenever
presented with a loaded for white pant suit. So so
he's left studio ban now and so then.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
He's there and then it was a straight, thick stream
straight to the eye rope and that.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Ready she was quite full on an absolute rope. And
then this perstmas.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Disappointed that didn't he was like, I was really looking
forward to I was being really looking forward to that whiskey.
And then my friend said, well, here we go let
me create the bird bath for you. And so he
immediately pulled his stretches his scrot him and and then
poured the poured the whiskey back onto the scroll and
like a bird bath.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It was like a bird bath. And then friend came
in like a bird and just chirped away and bathed
up that whiskey.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I videoed it the person that made the bird bath.
Have they been for sectomized? Yes, okay, well that'll mean
big bird bath. Are you in the absolutely.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Does weird things to you?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Does a bird bath? And beyond well, I've got, I got,
I got the podcast.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Ye bird bath, I got the want on soup going
on down and actually like a like a like a
like a I would say sparrow in brow, you know,
like a late sparrow and the egg like this is
the sparrow, baby birds, sorts of weird bits down there.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Instead of the bird bath, you could do the want
on soup.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Well, that would require someone's ah actually eating the one
to which.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
A couple of chop sticks figuratively chopping then be it
was bloody impressive.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I've got to say, look it's it's I brought a
lot of joy put it that way to a party
at about.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Three o'clock in the morning. Yeah, well, I thought everything.
I thought we'd dried up.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I thought everything had dried up. All of a sudden,
out came the birds, the balls. I thought something people
always say, nothing good happens after midnight.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
What a load of ship.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
There's such a load of ship that's saying real's absolute rubbish.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
That means that you've never had a good time. There's
a certain oh yeah, one hundred. There's a certain type
of dude, a real deck out on the past sort
of operate. You know them when you see them, you're
like that one now on there you watch Glane does
Dolly Part and sleep on it back mate, thet's see
(15:42):
g Lane has rates of deck out on the past.
Oh well, he definitely reads.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
When you When you mean deck out on the past,
I mean they'll get there deck out on the or
they're just a deck out on the pass.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Well, often that venda diagram looks like the Japanese flag.
They're basically off the what they are often one and
the same, aren't they out? But no, I mean get
their deck out when these.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
But it's a thin line between get the deck out,
but I don't think he's a deck out on the person.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Clap too loudly? Yes, now have you ever heard him
clap on beat? No? No, he's just slightly off, never once. Yeah,
but slightly off Glane, slightly off, Actually Glane would do
a good bit. But that should be the name of
his book, Julian slightly off.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Slightly out of time, just a fraction, just a bit
of a wrong, a little bit of a wrong.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
It should just be called Grot. I'd buy that. I'd
read the book of Grot. The autobiography. What would your
autobiography be called? Mine's going to be called mostly hand stuff.
That's what I'm calling mine, mostly hands up. I have
just just before he whipped the bails off this bitch,
(16:59):
so Nicole t and said, please, please please don't spoil it.
If one results, lots of us haven't had the chance
to watch it, or at least give us some warning
so we can turn off the radiots us, lots of
lots of us. And so when you text into Radio
had you can get an automatic bounce back and it
says chance for your text. Check out the Hidak your
breakfast podcasts here where we immediately just test drips off
(17:21):
so Nicole, thanks for listening and apologies for the spoilers,
but gotta be honest with you if we didn't know
it was going to happen on your social medow.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Thing is with the news is you can't stop the
news because someone hasn't watched something that's right.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
The news goes.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
The news never sleeps. No news never sleeps. The news
waits for no person. You and Nicole, thanks for listening.
And I had.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
A bow about mining.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I had to bow my whole manage.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Put the moon
This is good.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Check ours out again.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's we.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
That's the worst combination of things I've ever hit in
my life. It's a combination of Creed and Christmas Carols.
I mean, if you hate Christmas carols and you hate Creed.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I hate Christmas Carols and I love Creed. So this
has actually brought Christmas carols back around for me. My
message loves Christmas Carols. We were driving back kids today
from our romantic week in a way and Snoopy's Christmas
came on the radio. Was like, no, absolutely not, and
I think that's my That's probably my favorite Christmas carol too.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
But I was like, it's a weird one, Snoopy's Christmas,
because it's what it's kind of about a war World
War one biplane, Yeah, kind of fighting, and what's Snoopy?
Why was Snoopy frying it? Well, it's quite a weird song.
And then the baron cried out, Merry Christmas, my friend.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, but Snoopy was not. Snoopy was later hijacked by
the dog. It wasn't about the dog. Oh no.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
There was no dog flying around in World War two.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, I mean any of the world wars, there were
no dogs flung around pick your battle battle Hastings. Who
was Snoopy? Then? Hey, who was Snoopy dog? Well, Snoopy
is a dog, yeah, but different dog.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You really got me there, and I you really get me.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
There's never been there's actually an actually, reader, I think
you're find there's never been a dog flying around. It
was yeah, one, two or the upcoming three, which a
lot of people feel like has started already, the sequel. Well,
have warves come off the boil on the second half
of twenty twenty five? Certainly world wars.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, it's not as easy for the world to get
into a war anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh no, I mean like this year, I feel like
we're on the verge of war at all times. But
in the second half we were just sort of go,
fuck o, who can really? Could we all agree these
wars going on? Whenever I see like a war breaking
out or you know, like a pretty hectic crime or
something like that, And I was like, who can be fucked? Really?
You know, I feel like, don't people just am I
(02:17):
the only one who just walks around about fifty percent
bettery at all times?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Would you say that it would be good if there
was maybe less kind of like military stuff being made. Sure,
if there's less military stuff being made, Yeah, then if
we trying to have a bit of a vibe around
the world to just make less kind of planes, like
less fightergs, make less.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Drives, I think yeah, But the thing is you don't
want to be the only one adherent to that.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, But here's the issue. But I mean, it's got
to be led by someone.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I think that's what the Geneva convision was. But but
shouldn't we basically just go Formula one or sale GPG.
But right, here's the guns you're allowed to use. You
can use this one. This we got ah right, Yeah,
we've got BB guns. We can all filly boats, BB guns, birds,
paintball guns. Yeah, go hard anything that can actually kill you.
And yeah, I suppose that's what the United Nations was about,
(03:10):
wasn't it. So the United Nations was to try and hey,
stop wars Nations. The League Nations set should absolute shitter
that led to World War Two. It was too call
the name the League of Nations. It sounded like it
sounded like Marvel superheroes.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
And frants got a they were heavy handed and the
sid they were very heavy handed.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And that was just it was too much. Anytime you
try and put roles on war, there's just not because
how the hell are you going to even enforce that?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I mean, it hasn't been a world war since since
the United Nations set up Well, hold on, hasn't there? No,
it hasn't been a proper one.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
At what point would you what would you consider a
world war? Well, because like someone a war in World
War one? You know what I mean, the whole world
wasn't at war. We just call it world war.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Looking back on it, there's heapes of countries involve, but
there haven't been that many counts and involved.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
When I say counts, I mean countries. Yeah, country, that's
what I mean. When I say that, I get called
out and re call that person account. So it's sure
for country, he's a country man, she's a cunt dream usic.
There's mean one.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I mean a proper one, decent one, decent proper I
don't think they ever will be another decent one.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
We've done, we've done that. Technologies come too far. And
also people kind of know who people are now, so
they realize that actually the people are all the same
wherever you go, and that there's good in bad as
the spirit of Christmas, isn't it. We are the world,
We have children. We're the ones who make a bit
of makes such a bit of day. What have they
(04:43):
been up to? That's a choice of Magan actually had
that on.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Do you guys listen to New Zealand's flagship or a
radio show with Jamie McKay. I know I've met her aunt.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Recently, so Jamie McKay is a great No, Jamie McKay
is a lovely man.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The country is for the country.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay, you were down in the studio just recently. I was.
When I hung out, I had a good couple of
good chats with Jamie McKay. Yeah, and guy list of
all the young farmers. Yeah, the young farmers. We chatted
through the young farmers. Told me a couple of stories
about Richard McCall's brother there. Oh yeah, didn't win famously
didn't win and then did win and then did one story. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Also likes likes a round of golf. He's very keen
for us, you and I to play some golf and.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Somemer mate, somemore, I'll be I would love to go
down to Love and play golf, beautiful golf courses.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I would love you guys to go down and I'm
quite happy to stay here and press the buttons from
this scene and you guys go down there and play
golf for them.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Okay, so where came back in? Wh what's the what
went wrong? I don't know where did we go wrong?
We certainly welcome back and crushes. They're very keen to.
I've spent so much time in Chrishes, so obviously my
mum lives down there. So in my previous yeah, I
love to have seen it, and I was robbed of
that opportunity. And I still don't really know who.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
But Wellington I tell you they'd love to sell.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Thank you. Guys did go to christ Church and money
was tight. Let's just say money was tight. But we
work in radio. Big backs.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You could just stay with your mum, That's exactly it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Can I tell you, guys are story? Can I stay
with your mum's.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Mania staying there as well? Because if it's just you know,
it's bit weird, that's a bid issue. There's only there's
not enough beds.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh okay, asure, they always says the issue.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
We can sort something out. There was your mum running
a single, she running a single or a double.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I was enjoying my Monday so much like a top
and tail. Something's gotta go wrong. Can I tell you
I don't snore? You tell your mom there, You tell
your mom there. I can I tell you a story
of humiliation from one of the last times I went
down to the christ Church office. I just spent quite
(06:57):
a bit of time down there, because yeah, obviously my
mom's down there. But when I was working for the
a SEC, we just go down. I just go and
work from the office there.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Anyway, it doesn't sound like much of a hassle.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Now it's pretty easy. It worked really well. It's great
to you know. The thing is we can do our
show from anywhere, and often we'd love to go anyway.
Let's get past it. I so last Christmas, I gave
him my heart. The very next day, you made me
to engape. But I last Christmas. For Christmas, my mum
got me a coffee machine, and she wrung my message
(07:30):
and said, do you reckon when I had like a
coffee machine for his new job. He's getting up early,
And she goes, yeah, he would. Our kitchen counter is
like packed so get the smallest one you possibly can
or won't fit on there, and we just you know,
we won't be able to use it. She got a
good deal and she ended up buying the biggest possible
espresso machine that George Clooney ever made. Great machine didn't
(07:52):
fit on the counter and so we were like, we
can't use it. Do you want to? Mum, I'll regift
it back to you and you can use it, you know,
because you got please. Yep. Great. So I put it
in my carry on luggage and fly down for the
Black Clash. We go into the christ Church office and
I just wanted to open my bag and check that
it was okay. And so I'm in the one of
the studios and a couple of the sales roups from
(08:12):
out the office come in just to say gooday. And
as they walk in, I'm on the floor on my
hands and knees unveiling the biggest in espresso machine you've
ever seen in your fucking life. And they're like, hi,
We're ah, oh you brought your own coffee machine. AIoT wow,
oh the coffee not up to scratch here, and Christ
she just oh flash Auklanders brought his own bug coffee machine.
(08:32):
I was like the for my mom. My mom thought, yeah,
sure wagger, Yeah, how did is she still running that?
I don't know. I haven't been able to see her.
I've been prevented from flying down to see her enough beds. No, well,
the powers that be won't let me go down to
let me be. You've got to stay up here. We'll
let me be me so let me see. They're trying
(08:54):
to shut me down on MTV.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Just to text through from Nicole Abbott just so you know,
please don't spoil the Formula one results. Lots of us
haven't had the chance to watch it yet, or at
least give some warning so you can turn off the
radio so next time you hear the news.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
So she so what Nicole's after? He is so far
past that. I'm sorry to not tell her what the
news is. Yep, so she can watch it. We're so
far past that. Also, Dumbledore dies what's her name? Kalisi
turns her back on everyone.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Else, Vader's Luke Skywicker's dad.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
The kid was dead the whole time through that as
well as.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Movie is the best case of main character syndrome I
think I've ever seen in a text in my life.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
And to be honest, at least give some warnings so
we can turn off the radio. I would have thought
she would have turned the radio off when we were
talking about the bird bath, which I would like to
hear more about after this break. Was Snoopy Santa where.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Went to number one in New Zealand and Australia in
nineteen sixty seven.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
It's a great song, but I like that song. That's
my facite, That is my favorite Christmas care?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Who was Snoopy from the Snoopy's Christmas? Um? Fuck? It
was downstairs? It must be fuck? It was the dog?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Now hold on, does snoopyy trummers downstairs?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
It must be? No it canna be? Must be Snoopy's Christmas?
Who was Snoopy from the Snoobi's Christmas? Snoobies Christmas is
a song by The Royal Guardsman which appears on the
album Snoopy and his Friends.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It's Factional Fuck, a follow up to.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
The earlier hit Snoopy Versus Red Baron. Oh That's what
I'm after, isn't it? Fictional account of how Snoopy the Dog?
I've got a dog fight?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
So Snoopy is World War One?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's snoopy. Okay, world was actually not a dog flying
over either. It was one well Snoopy, the fucking snoopy dude.
Because the red baron, the red baron was in World
War One. Do you know who wrote it? The Royal Guardsman. No,
but the songwriter Dick Holler de color, deck Holler, dek Holler,
(11:28):
the famous deck Holler. Richard Louis speaking of American songwriter
Penis and former.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Speaking of Dick's I saw something on the weekend new
I mentioned from a friend of mine who is also
the originator of the of penis.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Whiskey also known as cocks. Actually cock, it's also known
as Dick Hollow whiskey. Cock whiskey is actually what it's not.
This is where whiskey is inserted into the foury yep
and then squirted out.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
And it's opened up so that the penis is pulled up.
It's opened up with the fingers with the thumb and
the two fingers.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Like the demagorgan from Stranger Things, and then the pouring
and there's these two people involved. This is such a
two men chat.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Then the seven forty chat on the radio shops.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Like loading the muskets, so different.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
And then so it gets poured in there and then
it gets it's it's quite a skill. And then someone
then someone then must there's as an assistant, and the
assistant takes a knee or somewhere around the height of
the penns whisky. And then there's normally about a meter
or two distance between the person who's firing the penus
(12:43):
whisky and and the person who has their mouth open,
like one of those clowns at the at the at
a fair.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, squirt whisky into the eager mouth. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
So one of my friends was the clown at the
fair and had the mouth open with the eyes open
to actually getting now to go.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Now that now, that is where this person went wrong.
Safety goggles is probably what was needed, I think whenever
presented with a loaded for white pant suit. So so
he's left studio ban now and so then.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
He's there and then it was a straight, thick stream
straight to the eye rope and that.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Ready she was quite full on an absolute rope. And
then this perstmas.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Disappointed that didn't he was like, I was really looking
forward to I was being really looking forward to that whiskey.
And then my friend said, well, here we go let
me create the bird bath for you. And so he
immediately pulled his stretches his scrot him and and then
poured the poured the whiskey back onto the scroll and
like a bird bath.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It was like a bird bath. And then friend came
in like a bird and just chirped away and bathed
up that whiskey.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I videoed it the person that made the bird bath.
Have they been for sectomized? Yes, okay, well that'll mean
big bird bath. Are you in the absolutely.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Does weird things to you?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Does a bird bath? And beyond well, I've got, I got,
I got the podcast.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Ye bird bath, I got the want on soup going
on down and actually like a like a like a
like a I would say sparrow in brow, you know,
like a late sparrow and the egg like this is
the sparrow, baby birds, sorts of weird bits down there.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Instead of the bird bath, you could do the want
on soup.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Well, that would require someone's ah actually eating the one
to which.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
A couple of chop sticks figuratively chopping then be it
was bloody impressive.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I've got to say, look it's it's I brought a
lot of joy put it that way to a party
at about.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Three o'clock in the morning. Yeah, well, I thought everything.
I thought we'd dried up.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I thought everything had dried up. All of a sudden,
out came the birds, the balls. I thought something people
always say, nothing good happens after midnight.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
What a load of ship.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
There's such a load of ship that's saying real's absolute rubbish.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
That means that you've never had a good time. There's
a certain oh yeah, one hundred. There's a certain type
of dude, a real deck out on the past sort
of operate. You know them when you see them, you're
like that one now on there you watch Glane does
Dolly Part and sleep on it back mate, thet's see
(15:42):
g Lane has rates of deck out on the past.
Oh well, he definitely reads.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
When you When you mean deck out on the past,
I mean they'll get there deck out on the or
they're just a deck out on the pass.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Well, often that venda diagram looks like the Japanese flag.
They're basically off the what they are often one and
the same, aren't they out? But no, I mean get
their deck out when these.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
But it's a thin line between get the deck out,
but I don't think he's a deck out on the person.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Clap too loudly? Yes, now have you ever heard him
clap on beat? No? No, he's just slightly off, never once. Yeah,
but slightly off Glane, slightly off, Actually Glane would do
a good bit. But that should be the name of
his book, Julian slightly off.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Slightly out of time, just a fraction, just a bit
of a wrong, a little bit of a wrong.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
It should just be called Grot. I'd buy that. I'd
read the book of Grot. The autobiography. What would your
autobiography be called? Mine's going to be called mostly hand stuff.
That's what I'm calling mine, mostly hands up. I have
just just before he whipped the bails off this bitch,
(16:59):
so Nicole t and said, please, please please don't spoil it.
If one results, lots of us haven't had the chance
to watch it, or at least give us some warning
so we can turn off the radiots us, lots of
lots of us. And so when you text into Radio
had you can get an automatic bounce back and it
says chance for your text. Check out the Hidak your
breakfast podcasts here where we immediately just test drips off
(17:21):
so Nicole, thanks for listening and apologies for the spoilers,
but gotta be honest with you if we didn't know
it was going to happen on your social medow.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Thing is with the news is you can't stop the
news because someone hasn't watched something that's right.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
The news goes.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
The news never sleeps. No news never sleeps. The news
waits for no person. You and Nicole, thanks for listening.
And I had.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
A bow about mining.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I had to bow my whole manage.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Put the moon
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