Cars That Smell Like Bongs - The Radio Highlights June 19

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The mount and Jerry Show. Get into a project sorted
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
If you get God, listen to Mad Jemy.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
I'm on the Crazy Those two.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Nice every coming this morning on the Mountain Jerry Show.
It's Wednesday, the nineteenth of June twenty twenty four. My
name is Jeremy Wells and this is Maddheat and welcome to.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Those listening on the Matt and Jerry Radio Highlights podcast
sometime in the future, and of course you and your
home speakers and on the iHeartRadio app and the FM
and the AM dial. So good to have you here
for the nineteenth official Hump Day of twenty twenty four.
First hump Day can only fall on a Wednesday of
a full five day Monday.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
To Friday working week.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
There are officially forty three hunt days and twenty twenty four.
As I said, this is the nineteenth.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
There's a big show coming up this morning on the
Mountain Jerry Show. So has a clue been found in
the search for MH three seventy Has that the Malaysian
Airlines flight that went down somewhere in the world nobody knows,
Nobody has any idea of where it's gone At all.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
And we look into the wonderful world of New Zealand's
Tree of the Year.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Oh yeah, I'm a big fan of the poplar. You
like a poplar? Love a poplar? Really? Yeah? Interesting?

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Or a copper beach, Ah, copper beach. Really, who doesn't
like a copper beach? Really, there's no one in the
world that doesn't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Clearly a copper beach.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
There's no one in the world that doesn't like a
copper beach. A copper beach, you say, you don't even
know what a copper beach is.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I've got a couple of beach in my house. You
like it, hate it? Love it?

Speaker 5 (01:39):
The Matt and Jerry Show, we're still talking.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Trees, although we we're going to be talking about seals.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, I want to talk about seals. I've moved on
from trees.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
The Department of Conservation has called on the public to
keep an eye out for seals because around about now
and certainly over the next couple of months, anyway, they
tend to come in land.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yes, sea lions first seals. They'll come in. They'll go
through a car wash.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh, they love it.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
They'll I'll tell you what a sea lion will go
through the gift store at the Saint Clair Hot Salt
Water Pool and Jerneeda right, run a mark through the
gift store out the front there.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
They love a gift sore. They also love a Bunnings.
You'll see that a lot of them in a bunning situation.
They like hardware. Where was that one that was that fun?
With that one?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Went a long way inland to run a muck in
a Bunnings?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Went straight it made a bee line for the Bunnings. Dad,
there were some specials on that week and yeah, straight
in there Bunnings trade. Actually Oddleana, who can blame yeah
seal where I'd be going was a huge van. I'll
be going straight to a Bunnings as well, and so
Doc Marine Science Advisor dodtr Jody Wier says, from June
to September we start seeing young seals particularly begin to

(02:46):
explore their environment, often showing up an unexpected places. I
love a seal on the shore. So they mainly out
on the land, but they do spend a little bit
of time sorry, on the sea, but they do spend
a little bit of time on land, apparently occasionally exploring.
But it's interesting that the young seals still dependent on
their mother's milk, says Jody, wee tend to venture further

(03:09):
afield during this period. It's coming to find them on
roads and backyards or even on a living room soface.
How do they get back to the teat? Good question?
Oh they all, This is what Jody said.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Although they are usually found on rocky shores, their natural
curiosity sometimes leads them several kilometers in land. Young seals,
still dependent on their mother's milk, tend to venture further
afield during this period.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Actually, now that I think about it, I've never seen
a seal's nips. Have you anyone ever seen a seal
sucking on its mother's knips? I certainly haven't.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Last year seals were spotted and I expected places such
as a car park of a KFC in Papacuda and
a Bunnings and Fugaday.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
As we said before, most seals people encounter are healthy
behaviors like regurgitating, sneezing, coughing or crying.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
On normal, they stink, actually good point, they vomit on themselves.
People should enjoy observing them from a distance in contact
dock only if they are in immediate danger, such as
being on a road to really injured or tangled in
the bree.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Do they make good pets? Can you put a collar
around them and sort of drag them inside and feed them?
Assume so they look like doggies? Yeah they are.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
They're dogs of the sea. They're dogs of the sea.
But you'd want to puol. Are you playing seal underneath
this mash?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
You know that seal, isn't it? Yeah? That seal.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah, that's that's a seal singing.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh you guys are just talking about seals.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
If one not crank, it's absolutely perfect, mash, absolutely perfect.
How can you help protect seals? Watch out for seals
on roads, keep dogs at a safe distance, and educate
others on how to behave around wildlife. Never touch, handle,
or feel or feed a seal.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Don't feel a seal.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Don't feel a seal, as they can be aggressive of threaten. Yeah,
but they're big slugs on their belly. You can get
away from them and also a breach of the marine
mammals act to feed them. Really, if you just hand
them a burger, that's somehow that's not considered as a
friendly act. Maintain a distance of at least twenty meters
from them, get out, I see a seal, I'm going
a lot closer than twenty meters if possible, and avoid

(05:12):
getting between the seal and the sea. Give seal space
if encountered on or near a beach. Always keep dogs
on a leash away from seals, and sure small children
are at a safe distance and under control when watching seals.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
All right, So now mentioned about putting a collar on
them and bringing them home and keeping them as a pet.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Calling them Fido, and then telling people that that's a
dog when they ask about it.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Is that a seal? Nope, it's a dog.

Speaker 7 (05:38):
The Mat and Jerry show.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
It's gone deep into seal. The artists seal a lot,
so many people. When there's a seal story. You know,
a good producer like Mass you will play Seal kiss
from a Rose Underneath, and then it makes you think
about Seal.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
The artist seal. Henry.

Speaker 8 (05:54):
Well, what I asked you in the break was what
came first? His name seal or the fact that you
looked like it's seal, because he looks a lot like
a seal in his name seal, and it always made
sense to me.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
So it says here that he was born seal. So
they must have immediately as soon as he popped out
of his mother's vaginaire, they must have immediately gone. Should
we know that he popped out of her vagina We
don't know that, but they must have immediately gone.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Seal.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
He looks like a seal because they've named him right
off the bat Seal.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
I think they've got it right because he looks like
a seal. And the scars it almost a look like
he's kind of had the seals.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yeah, because seals have lovely Yeah, they have girls. No,
they have lashes. They have lashes, but I mean babies
don't have lashes. That's to grow lashes. Yeah, but he
had and he didn't have the scars. He got the
scars from loopus?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh did he interesting? What's this one here?

Speaker 8 (06:41):
This is crazy? I think this is his other big song.
I'm not super familiar with the works of Seal. I've
gotta be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Seal loomed large, Seal loom large over the I'm going
to say late eighties ninety one.

Speaker 8 (06:55):
So this is crazy obviously just from a Roses, this
big one.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
This is crazy great, this is a big song. Yeah,
you think he won a Grammy Seal yeah, he won.
He won four Grammys. Mate, Ah, there we go, four
Grammys Awards for Best New Song. Listen to this Kiss
on the Road starts with the oldie sort of may dancing.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
What is it? And then the pan pipes coming. You
can imagine some fair maidens dan a dose you do.
Oh my god, that's exactly what the song is. It's
fear maidens dancing in a field. We're just going to
listen to this whole thing.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
It's very Robin Hood. It's got a real Prince of
Thieves on Batman. Apparently it wasn't apparently was on Batman,
but not one. I think it would have fat perfectly
into Robin Hood.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Prince of Thieves with Robin the hooded man. Yeah, with
Kevin Costner. Have we got killer in there? Or is
other things? Oh? I can fight killer, lets him a look, Rember.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
This is a full Seal retrospective and Jerry bicked the
show that.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Kids that tune.

Speaker 8 (08:10):
Oh yeah, No, I don't have a song called killer.
I don't think I've got a song from Sealed. There's
about ten songs in my system. If you don't know
me by now is one of them. Oh, let it
snow that it's I just play all of them. He's
got to snow. No, did he do a seal? Did
Seal do a Christmas Ever?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
It sounds like evers seals out of season? Oh yeah,
this sounds like Michael Bublo. You wait for seal to
come in. Mate.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
All the weather outside is frightful.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
He can sing, so can sing? So what what were
his other What were his other original hits though?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
So Keller?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
So his hits include Crazy and Keller, the later of
which went to number one in the UK.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
So Keller was killing a song in the UK? Killer
It tellice to bring up Keller.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
But is my celebrated song as Kiss and Rose, which
was released in nineteen twenty four.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
So that was the next album. That was the next album? Yeah,
that's right. It was on a hot trajectory. Of course.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
He married supermodel Heidi Klumb.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, So Crazy and Keller came on the first album.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
No, yeah, Crazy Killer first album, and then Kess Rose
and was the second album.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, I think the second album when I Grammy two
did it? It was? He was He was much celebrated
at the time. Who did he marry? He married someone famous?
I just said that.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Heidil the supermodel. Yeah, she was hot German supermodel.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
So we Kevin got killer. No, we got killer for you. Sorry,
he's killer. We don't want any Christmas crap from.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Okay, we've got giving rud of fifteen seconds to find
killer by Seal. I locked up Seal Killer and saw
a whole lot of horrific stuff on you.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
No, you don't want to do that. That's sort of
not seal clubbing.

Speaker 9 (09:48):
It's dark side of the Internet.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
That one. Yeah, Seal Killer. You know, wait, just to
be clear, it's not the Seal. Okay, we go being clubbed?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (09:55):
Wait, is Rudy put it on my thing?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Is he we've got?

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, song this shune. No, that's never gonna survive. That's
never gonna survive. Oh okay, right for it. Here we go.
Listen to us. I'm winging our way through. Oh yeah,
this is ensuring this, this Seal. We don't celebrate Seal

(10:21):
enough on this show. I think we do. I'm going
to say we we we should be doing this more often.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
We've done a lot to write that wrong though. This morning,
can we have the lack of celebrating Seal?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Maybe it's Seal Wednesday? Here Matt and Jerry Show, Well
celebrate Seals and Seal finally Marine Mammal, Marine Mammal Wednesday.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
I mean, I feel like we've done a weekend on Seal.
I think we just end up with this ad break
here and we just move on from Seal No more Seal.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Can we just get a little bit more of the song?
Ifore we go out, I've only got four three two
seconds left of it. That's enough, That's perfect amount. There
we go Seal on the Mat and Jerry Show Radio
had a.

Speaker 7 (10:55):
Kick the Matt and Jerry Show with Matt he and
Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Six thirty four on the Matainjury Show. Time for the
latest news headlines. The cost of maintenance for inter Islander's
aging cook Straight Fairies could almost double by next year
to sixty five million dollars. There are concerns about their
condition issued with steel corrosion and metal becoming weak and cracking.
They're rubbish, aren't they.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
They hardly make it across the bloody thing, do they
without the engines breaking down? Especially that what's the one
that went over to Australia and can be worse?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Art ticker? Is it the art of ticker?

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah? We've got so many problems in this country, don't
we did? We just not spend any money on infrastructure
for a very very long time, and now everything's falling
off a cliff. I'm going to try and be more
positive about things. Be more positive. You can always catch
a plane across.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Maybe there's always been infrastructure problems. Sometimes there's been lots
of things that have been happening, but they haven't really
been news. Yeah, all of a sudden, there'll be a
bit of news, and then because there's news on something,
there's more news on it because at bundles.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Yeah, I see what we saying, Because yeah, if you
think about it, what is the infrastructure that we don't have?
I'm thinking that we've got infrastructure collapse. And yet I
drove to work just fine this morning, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
You remember our roads were falling apart last year? Yeah,
well they are terrible, right, But that was a big story,
that wasn't it. It was all about a whole The
entire routing network was going to fly right right right now.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
I just sort of meant around the sort of guzzy
region and a lot of their places around studying. There
was a lot when we had a lot of that water.
The roads did not hold up well to that water.
Did they know there was a lot of water? Although
I've got to say, have you been to Los Angeles recently?
When you go to Los Angeles, you go, we don't
have the infrastructure problems that they have over there, that's
for sure. Everything looks like it's falling apart. A lot

(12:35):
of oh yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
A reminder that hospital eds are for emergencies only. Christ
Church Hospital has had higher than normal admissions of winter
flu and sickness over the past two weeks.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
People are going into the emergency department.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
With a flu. Old people, old people should, yeah, people should,
old people and babies old people and baby should yeah
yeah yeah, but not us and all blacks. Great Sam
white Lock will make as Barbarians debut as captain and
what looms is his final rugby match on Sunday morning
against Fiji at Twickers.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Did they get Do they get a full crowd for
the Barbarians versus Fiji at Twicken?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I think they sell out pretty much everything at Twickers.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Jesus A good stadium, Twickers.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
What a stadium that is Twikers? Good seats everywhere at Twickers.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Good drinks, good drinks, good access to drinks, and wander
around with those backpacks with cans of beer in them.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
The Mat and Jerry Show, Joe four.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
The Wonderful World of New Zealand's Tree of the Year
lone tree that looks like it's out for a walk
has been crowned the twenty twenty four New Zealand Tree
of the Year. It is very very cool.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
If you can't see it, which your publy can't because
this is an audio medium, but it looks like tree
Beard from the Two Towers from the Lord of the Rings,
you know, the walking tree that Maria and Pippen rode upon.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
It's called it's a it's a metrocitious robuster. It's the
nickname the walking tree. It's on the West Coast. So
the New Zealand ab or a Cultural Association names a
tree every year as Tree of the Year. Look, I
think it's a good tree. It certainly is a walking tree.
It's quite interesting. But it just sits by itself on
a field in the West coast. Yeah, as you often

(14:26):
see on the West coast. Actually you often see quite
a cool but this one. Look, I mean really the
shape of it. It's a bit Spindley for my liking. Really,
I like the I like the walking part of it. Yeah,
I mean then walking part is exciting. But mash did
raise the question, didn't he in the break?

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Is there two trees you were coming intertwined?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yes, it's got two trunks, so so the bottom does
look like it's walking. So it's got two kind of legs.
Look it looks like it's wearing fled fled pants actually
with a pair of heels anyway, But it's I bet
it's this root system is the same because many people say,
of course that forests, are they one tree or are
they many trees? That's philosophical questions.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
There's some types of trees that are just one tree
and they can go for many, many miles, and it's
just one tree, and they're interlinked by their roots.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Pops up above ground, but there's a lot of underground
shearing going on.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
The Agricultural Society seared in a statement. The Walking Tree
was nominated by the original Notorious Pantsman Brian Bell, who
was highlighted highlighted its remarkable form and captivating.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Prison from the dead flowers.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Brian Bell pants the original notorious pants man that Joel Harrison,
The Notorious pants Man was named after Brian Bell. Yeah,
from the Dead Flowers hat and from the Jordan Luck experience.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Really yeah, okay, so it's it's actually we were saying
before that it's the Metricityus robusta, also known as the
Northern Rata.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
It's arata. Does the New Zealand Tree of the Year
have to be a native tree?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Good? College, No, I don't think so. I don't see
why it would have to be native, but that one is.
It's it's actually that the area there north of Caramea
that is a beautiful area for trees. Yeah. Man, the
Kahari National Parks and there you see some massive old
trees in the beautiful.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Do you know that a northern narata can live for
one thousand years? O? Jesus hey, can I just play
you this audio?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Please? Wow? There is no cursing, hattled fish and dish

(16:49):
or the tongues of men.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
This stretcher.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
That's what a walking tree sounds like. Was that right?
That was tree beard? So this is the third annual
Tree of the Year campaign. Yep, I prefer it to
burden the year.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Bird of the Year is so desperate get out because
We've been running the Cabbage Tree of the Year awards
for some time now, haven't we scattered up young Cabbage
Tree of the Year? How's that going? Needs a sponsor?

Speaker 7 (17:23):
The Mattingerry Show.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
We're just talking before about New Zealand's Tree of the Year,
the twenty twenty four Tree of the Year. It's the
walking tree that's found just north of Kadamea on the
west coast of the South Island.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yeah, but we've got some dirt on this tree. It's
a rata, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
It's a rata And I was just thinking before because
my understanding of it anrata, and please text us on
three four eight three because there'll be a lot of
people who know a lot more than me clearly about this.
But the rata I thought was an epiphyte, which is
is like something that grows up in another tree, like
in a host tree, kind of like a parasite, and

(18:01):
then it grows a root down. Eventually that goes down
the trunk and then it goes into the ground and
then it starts sucking up its own juices and then
it eventually kills the host tree. So eventually it sort
of overtakes the host.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Tree, So you think there should be disqualified for being
a parasite, for being a murderer.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Basically, is this rata, is this rata that we've seen
that's tree of the year here, this walking tree is it?
Is it its own tree or is it a cuckoo bird?

Speaker 4 (18:32):
I see what you're saying here, because it looks a
lot like another tree that's, as you say, growing up
the tree and then growing its roots down into the ground.
And it's currently in the process of killing another tree.
So what we're watching here and what we're celebrating here
with the Tree of the Year is actually a very
slow moving murder that's actually a physical assault on one
tree on another. And it's actually maybe charges should be

(18:54):
laid rather than awards ended out.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah, because I mean, I know that ruter is beautiful
because it ends up flowing up the top of other trees,
but that kind of like bushes inside of other trees.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Yeah, So it's the it's the dark side of the
Perdakawa because they're all part of the same family of trees,
the Perdakaa, the manuka, and the rata. You see the
perda cow stands on its own exactly, So there was
the Puda car, which is honest above board tree with
the beautiful flowers.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Oh yeah, the rata is a piece of.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Shit that will grow on a tree. Lazy does it
do its own work? No, drop its roots and strangle
the other tree and then go, oh, look at me,
I'm winning a freakin' award while you've done none of
the work.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Now, I think we need to have another look at
this particular tree.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
If this was a human beauty contest and you found
out one of the contestants, it climbed on the back
of the other one and then throttled her and then
climb inside her bathing seat.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yep, you wouldn't award it, would you know you wouldn't.
So we're going to go deep into this after seven o'clock.
This needs to be sorted out.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Chop it down, maybe maybe it's I think it's.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Firstly, let's strip it to water. I mean, before we
chop it down straight away, let's take it towards straight
away that walking rata. Obviously we're stripping the award where
we investigate. I see someone's texting immediately you muppets are
talking about southern rata. Oh really is the northern rata
above board. Why is it they need to sort out
the naming of this.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
No, this is a northern Oh. I see the Northern rata.
Its roots grow down to the ground, finally enclosing the
host tree and producing a huge tree up to forty minutes.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
The Southern rata is the most wide spread.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Of all New Zealand rada from the sea. Blah blah blah.
It forms the dense display. It doesn't say anything about
whether the Southern rata is running the dirty line that
the Northern rata is on.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
There's another problem here that we need to name it better.
I mean, you've got the Southern, you've got the Northern
rata in the South Island and that's stupid.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Well, hang on a minute, is this a northern rata
in the South Island?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Well, this is what this is. This is a Northern
rata in the South Island. It's just complete into pasta.
People hang on, what if?

Speaker 8 (20:53):
What if it's just more north than the other southern
Mind it doesn't that's true. It doesn't have to be north.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
It where's north and where's south? Well the Wizer coast
above the other one.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Yeah, there's also a Bartlet's rata. But there's a Parkinson's rat.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
There's definitely southern rata further north than this northern rata. Okay,
there is, yeah, because I've seen the southern rata inside
of the Kaharing National Park, which is where this is.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Anyway, I think we all agree that the Agricultures Association
needs to stripped this tree of its award hud while
we investigate on.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
It's German the well from sixth Sente. No, you're hard at.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Nice every win us. This morning on the Mad and
Jerry Show is say the nineteenth of June twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Welcome all ye listeners to the Matt and jew Show.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yes, mash your hands in the air. I just had
a thought every day for the last couple of weeks.
I like that.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
That's actually we should introduce that that you have to
put your end in the air before you.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Sat hand went up fast. I can't wait to hear
what this is. Listen, this is going to be. This
is going to change radio. I reckon what you're about
to say now.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
It's sitting on the mat with your legs crossed, your
back straight up and your.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Hands straight up and started doing you your well, I
just hang go up. I just had a thought about
the shortest day of the year. You know how that's
coming up? Yeah? When is that? You'll know this too?
Is that what you were is this? When is that? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (22:23):
Because I've been telling I've been kind of relaying that
kind of nugget of information. You've been sharing with the
audience at Radiohadeche for a long time. You've been saying
things like, oh, you know, the shortest day of the
year's coming up. Oh, not far and not far away
now from the turn of the season.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
That came Why because at the first day of summer
we put you in a g at the beach.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Maybe that's why.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
So Friday, the twenty first of June twenty twenty four,
at eight fifty am is the shortest the short well
at eight fifty am. I don't know what that means.
That must be the soul tuner comes.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Out, ye, is that when the sun rises at eight fifty.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
So that means that Friday, the twenty first of during
this Friday, which is an hour we should celebrate, we
should get you on a g at the beach.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
No, not like that.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
Maybe something about I don't know, more of a full
moon party or something.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Like that, get some people in the studio. That's a
bit of a good time with it.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Old school midwinter feast.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
With t shirt competition. That kind of stuff is what
I'm picturing.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Yesterday I found myself dressed as a Viking king and
the halls of Vala Vla.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
I did see you dressed up as a Viking US state, and.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
I thought, geez where we were, which was in a
stony hall of of woodens of stone, And I thought, shees,
that would be a good place to have a huge
winter feast.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
That would be a good.

Speaker 8 (23:32):
Place to ever winter feast. Maybe we should look into
having a winter feast at that place that you dressed
up as a Viking US state.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
So what hand? Just let me get my head around this.
So what we're dressing mash up and a g no
and having a winter feast. We have got we have
got our lines crossed here. I will admit that I
was dressing you on a g at the window feast because.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
We have mash lying across the table.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
We're not doing this.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Spread eagle betwixt on the huge wooden table.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yes, with grapes around him, great roots, and we.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Meats a variety of meats and Fruits, No Offers, Naked Body,
I Love It, and Mat.

Speaker 7 (24:09):
And Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
So, the US Surgeon General has called on Congress to
require warning labels on social media platforms, similar to those
now mandatory on SIGGI boxes.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah, doctor Vivic Mathy. I talked to this guy for
my book. Actually he's a very very smart guy.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Doctor Vivic Murphy. He said that social media is contributing
to the mental health decline crisis across a young people
in America.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
It's so quantifiable, you can see it, see it happening.
It's time to require a surgeon General's warning label on
social media platforms, stating that social media is associated with
significant mental health arms as adolescents. So basically what he's saying,
like when you get a pack of cigarettes and you
see that horrible picture of the lungs on it, and
there's a warning, there should be something as soon as
you turn on social media goes you know you can

(24:59):
maybe continue say this is damaging for your mental health.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yes, he went on to say a Surgeon General's warning
label would regularly remain parents in adolescence, and social media
has not been improved safe.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Evidence from tobacco studies show that warning labels can increase
awareness and change behavior.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
I hate though that's not been improved. Safe like it
is safe, all right, it's safe, but it's not good
for you. It doesn't mean that it's not safe.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Well, if it's severely and statistically can be proven that
it affects mental health outcomes, then is that.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Unda safe safe? You know? I don't know's I find that.
I find that annoying. It's just I think it's bad
for you. Yeah, I think we can we can prove that.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
But it's funny how they say social media companies already
banned children under thirteen from signing up for their platforms.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
How do they ban you know, like you just go on.
It doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
I mean, if they really wanted to ban it, would
you have to have a passport or something that proves
your age, you know, But then you get in that
person where you have to quantify exactly who you are
on social media. I think it's important that people should
be allowed to be operate incognito and social media.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
It doesn't Yeah, it doesn't work to ban it. But
what we are seeing is a greater understanding now of
the effects that it has. I think children understand more
even now. I think that education that information is getting
out there are kids. I think that we're realizing the danger.
It's a horrific experiment that we've run in our children. Yeah,
it's a full on experiment, like the most full on

(26:32):
social health experiment that we've run on children for a long, long, long,
long time, and we've done it in the last ten
fifteen years.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
I saw some video online and it was a group
of young children. They look like they're all between like
fourteen and eighteen, and they were at a sort of
a thing in a park, and it was from two
thousand and seven, I believe, and it said, what do
you notice between now and then? It showed a shot
of the same type of kids now, and every single
one of them was staring at the phone now and

(27:01):
not a single one of them had their phone in
their hand, so that change. It's kind of like an
episode of Doctor Who if you just jumped into the
future and everyone's holding and steering into a little black box.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
People at people at bus stops, and.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
There's something really sad that someone else pointed to me
the other day, like if you see on a work
site at lunchtime now, everyone sits separately and stares into
their phone.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
I mean, it was.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Probably better when people used to sip beside each other
and smoke cigarettes and ogle people was probably better for
mental health.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, probably, Yeah, So how do you solve it? I
guess you can sit time limits on your kids' phones.
They can often get around these things. Yeah, but you
can set time limits. You just talk to them about it,
and I think I reckon. My theory is that if
you talk to them for long enough, eventually they will
grow up to a point where they they have to
learn to choose to do it themselves, right, Yeah, And

(27:50):
so eventually they'll they'll make the decision themselves. One thing
that it will probably be the generation who rejects it eventually.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
One thing that the Vick mentions, which I think is
quite good, is that they should force social media companies
to give the actual data because the companies have done
studies and found out how much damaging, how much damage
they're doing to people. But the damage they do to
people is actually their business model. The more of their
attention they can take away from their life and be.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
On their product is their business motion. That imagine if
they actually release that data.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Yeah, and so it seems to me quite sensible that
you tune on any kind you go onto Instagram, you
go on to Facebook, TikTok, and things should come up
and say this is bad for you, just so you.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Know before you go in there. Yeah. I wonder whether
that will end up making us desensitized to that information.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Probably, there's always unforeseen circumstances.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Run a burner. There's a big movement for running a
burner out as a no mess. She's thinking about it
as far the reasons though he's cheating on his partner. Yeah,
a good point. Here's you two on the Mattagery Show
and that and Jerry Show. We're talking about whether or
not social media should come with our health warning. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
I mean that as we're saying for social media companies
are doing everything they can to addict your kids to
that phone, to keep them on there.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
They don't care about mental health at all.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
They don't care about their productivity, where they're going in
their lives or whatever. They just want to keep them
on the phone the most time they can, because there's
only twenty four hours in a day, and so they
want to have that person's attention for as much as
that they can. They're in competition with all the other
social media and Netflix and everything else to just keep
you staring into the abyss.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yes, I'm just reading actually exactly the same thing. A
quote from Josh Golan, who's executive director at Fairplay, which
is an organization that's dedicated to ending marketing to children.
It said, social media today's like tobacco decades ago. It's
a product whose business model depends on addicting kids'. Exactly
what you said, and as with cigarettes, a Surgeon General's
warning label is a critical step towards mitigating the threat

(29:42):
to children.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
It's kind of the least you can do. It probably
won't make any difference, but you should as soon as
you go on, you should be reminded that this is
terrible for you. Yeah, I mean a basic thing. I mean,
I prefer to have that. They're not on cigarette paddocks packets.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
I mean everyone knows.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
That's everyone now in the world knows that if you're
smoking a cigarette. They're not a single person in the
world that doesn't know that smoking a cigarette's bad for you.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Well, I'll tell you what's not happening anymore, and that
is young kids of say teenage, young teenage kids and
my daughter's age fourteen smoking cigarettes. They're not on the
analogue vapin. And yesterday the Ministry of Health, my daughter
was asked to fill out an anonymous form for the
Ministry of Health and it was about smoking and about
vaping and drugs and all that sort of stuff. And

(30:26):
one of the questions was about smoking. She was talking
to me about it last night and she was saying
she was laughing about it. She goes, no, she goes,
I said, does any of you got any friend it
has had a cigarette? She said no, no, So not
a single fourteen year old that she knows has had
a cigarette. Cigarettes a gone.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
This is interesting speaking of cigarettes though, when I started
on a work site many years ago, smoke, I meant
one guy had the newspaper and started conversations by reading headlines.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Oh yeah instead.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
But now if you look at a work site, everyone
sits individually on just on their own, steering into their
phones by themselves.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
It's quite tragic to what here, They've got their own
headlines on their own phones. How about this though, how
about bloody this?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
There's I remember when the movie Red Notice came out
with the rock and Gale got it, and I say
to you, it's as if this movie, as a Netflix movie,
has been made.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
For people not to watch it.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
So I remember when you said that, because it's so
cliche and nothing happens that you wouldn't expect, so you
can always just look up and down and you know
exactly they're going to go to the party in the
tax Seda. Now, this is going to happen. This is
going to happen every scene you've seen, and it seen.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Before and I thought, wow, is this Could this possibly true?

Speaker 4 (31:31):
That they're trying to make movies for people that aren't
watching the movie. But it's just been released that Netflix
executives go to productions when they're being made and they say,
this movie or this TV show isn't second screen enough.
That's their saying, they say, now, which means that you're
making a show that's second screen, which means they know
that other people that everyone watching it will be actually

(31:52):
sitting watching their phone.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
And they're going to make the story real simple, really simple,
and really do so whatever time you look up from
your other screen, you'll still be able to follow the narrative. Yes,
so you don't turn it off? Wow? So Netflix can
continue to have that viewership. I mean smart from Netflix,
because that is what people are doing. Horribly dystopian but smart.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Yeah, yeah, and depressing in terms of and we wonder
why narratives and movies now are becoming so simplistic and laying. Yeah,
And that's that's why, is because people aren't watching them.
These are the end times Matty Jeremy Wells The Maiden
Cherry Show, All right, seven thirty three on the Mountain
Jerry Show, Tculatest, news headlines, all.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Right, what do you got? A new survey reveals more
than half of work is likely to look for a
new job this year. The latest Robert Half Salary Guide
shows limited career progression opportunities as the main reason, followed
by uncompetitive pay and the rising cost of living.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Robert Half is a terrible name for a salary guide,
isn't it Robert half salary?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Like looking for jobs with half the salary? Well, I
didn't realize that was his name when you were reading that.
I was something about half the.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Is it the Robert Half Salary Guide or Robert half
Salary Guide?

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Who is Robert Half? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Why are we listening to Robert Half? Can we get
the full Robert in here decent information.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I've never heard of Robert Half before. It's the first
time I've ever heard of Robert Half or his salary guide.
US pop star Justin Timberlake has been arrested over allegations
of drink driving in a swanky part of New York. State.
Police also reported he ran a stop sign and drifted
out of his land. Can you explain this to me?

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Why don't celebrities that are very, very wealthy? I mean,
how much money do you reckon Justin Tumbleggant's It's got
a be hundreds of millions.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
I mean he came up with ad I'm loving it,
you know. Quite Apart from his.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Career, movie career, music career, he also has had a
commercial career hundreds of million. Would it kill him to
get a freakin' uber? Would it kill him to get
a chauffeur? You don't do rarely need to get on
the wings and drive your car. Mate, You've got a
lot of money.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
He likes driving himself. Okay, Well, then his car was
somewhere and he couldn't be bothered getting a chauffeur to
take him somewhere, and he just thought he'd just have
a crack himself off.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah, I'm sure he likes it, but does he need
to do it when he's absolutely steamed?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
No? Okay, different different thing in the States with drink
driving that way because to pull someone over, they don't
have checkpoints like we do in New Zealand. Yeah, that's
called entrapment over there. So what they do over there
is you've got to actually do something wrong before the
cops pull you over. So I reckon you can get
away with it. Moy, are you just going through justin
Timberlake songs? Massine, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 8 (34:24):
As you guys are discussing this, I'm just going through
some of the hooks of his tune. So many songs
justin Timberlake? Was he just driving down the road listening?
He can't stop the feeling as he was.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
So justin Timberlake. According to Celebrity net Worth, which is
always accurate, how much how much do you think he's
worth just get okay, messy? How much you think just
JT's worth? Two hundred mil? Okay and Jeremy, how much
do you think justin Timberlake's worth? Three hundred mil?

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Jeremy's correct and you're wrong? Machine three million American theirs.
So mate, you can get yourself a fifteen ninety five
bloody uber home. Anyone pissing up and driving around.

Speaker 8 (35:07):
Celebrity networks dot net Yeah, weavens if you're sitching weals
out of curiosity.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Okay, maybe he don't do that. Maybe he's maybe he's
Maybe he's in a swanky part of New York State
without aren't any ubers. Maybe there's no cabs. Maybe it's
like being a napier after eleven o'clock at night where
you can't get a cab.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Would it make any difference if he was in a
ship part of New York State?

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Is it?

Speaker 8 (35:30):
The police report is that he was in a swanky
part of New York So please look up.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Meshes, swinky finn caddies.

Speaker 8 (35:39):
Networth, Yeah, into what's celebrity networth dot co dot and
fantastic stuff Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
As an intent. As an intes, it's virtually unpaid. The
networth is somewhere below what it takes to buy four.
I didn't even get to the third headline. I've been
Georgia three to one in the euro Football Group. If
Matt at Dortmund, I think go through that right. Everyone

(36:05):
wants to know that it up here. Should we talk
about the clue which has been found in the search
for MH three Symby or is it a clue or
is it just possibly something that might lead to a clue.
I was reading about this yesterday. It's a little a
little bit confusing. Explain more in a moment. Is Thane

(36:26):
Kirby involved, Jerry? I'm just having looked down through the story.
No mention of former radio Headocke Drive show host Thane Kirby. No.

Speaker 7 (36:36):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
So remember a few years back, twenty fourteen, I think
it was Malaysian Airlines flight MH three seventy was cruising
out of I think it was Singapore and then next
thing you know it or maybe it was goodness, who cares.
It was out somewhere in Asia and it was on
its way out. Next thing you know, the raid went off.

(37:01):
All of the bleeps disappeared, and it went off radar
and disappeared. Massive problem. Surely something's gone wrong here. We'll
find the plane at some stage. Something's happened. They couldn't
work it out. No, they've never worked it out. They've
never worked out where the plane went. They don't know
what happened? It did a weird turn. At one stage.
I've gone deep into MH three seventy over the years,

(37:21):
looked at a lot of docos on it. Then they thought,
is it the pilot's fault? Was it a plane malfunction?
Did it get blown up? Nobody knew what the hell
was going on? Is it still somewhere? Did the pilot
actually fly it somewhere and land it? Probably not? I mean,
that's the question. These are the questions you're asking, Jerry.

Speaker 8 (37:42):
But apparently today there's a new clue that has come
out that's going to solve all the answers.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Is that right? Well, the issue was that it did
a turn and then made its way towards the Indian Ocean.
And the Indian Ocean is absolutely massive, like is it?
It is huge Indian Ocean of course west of western Australia,
going all the way up through into India. It is
a big expanse of sea. Jeremy. It flew out of

(38:09):
Kuala Lump that would make Beijing. It went, it went
north and then it hung a left for some weird
reason and an unexpected left. Yeah, it did, and no
quite knew what went on. But that meant that it
was just heading straight out into the Indian Ocean. Okay,
and you've said you've you've teased this all show. You
got very excited.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
You said, there's new information potentially.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Well, it turns out that there are hydrophones, which are
underwater microphones which are there to detect tsunamis and underwater earthquakes. Okay, yes,
and so there are some located around the world in
different places. There are two, and there's one in Cape
Lewin in Western Australia, and there's another one in a

(38:53):
place called Diego Garcia, which is in the Indian Ocean,
which is a British territory. And what they reckon is
that there's been some noises which they've detected which potentially
could be a Boeing Triple seven crashing into the ocean. Well,
hang on a minute, because it makes a big noise.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
So on March eighth, twenty fourteen, it disappeared and one
of these people have found it in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Well, that's it's been taking a long time to work
out though. Maybe these two things might actually be but
they the article that Ireine did not say that it's
definitely happened they don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
So that they've heard some splash. Could it might be
a whale?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Wow? No, I don't think it could be a whale.
Couldn't have been white. No, it has to be an
event bigger than that, Bigger than a whale. Yeah, whale
is a pretty big mate, pretty big. So apparently the
signal coincides with the narrow time frame when the aircraft
could have crashed into the ocean. So it was recorded
at Cape Lewin, It was not detected at the Diego
Garcia station. So, in other words, closer to Cape lewiser

(39:54):
to Cape Lewin than Diego Garcia.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Right, and so have they seen anyone out for a gezell?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
What do you get to do? Because the thing is,
you might think, Okay, the plane probably crashed into the
Indian Ocean. They probably knew that already. Yeah, But when
you don't have an idea of where it's crashed, to
go and search for wreckage a to try and find
the records when it's sitting on top of the ocean
is one thing, But to go and try and find
it when it's sitting at the bottom of the ocean

(40:21):
even more impossible. What do you don't think they're even
going to solve this? What do you reckon? What do
you reckon? I just think it. I think it was
something to do with a pilot.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Really, you think you think you're blaming the pilot. Yeah,
because they found that he had done a certain amount
of weird flight simulations, didn't they?

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yeah? But then later on.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
People say, well that's what pilots kind of do. They
do kind of weird flight simulations. So they've never really
been able to do that. I felt like that avenue
of investigation didn't lead anywhere.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
No, but why did he turn the plane and hit
it towards the end? It? Why did he go where
he went? May have someone had a gun?

Speaker 4 (40:53):
It is he?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Why did he turn off all of the blips? It
seems like such an odd thing to do.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
I know, I don't know whither Fellas Ruda is the
only one in this out of US four that's had
investigated it, and he's just sitting in Studio B with
a startups.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Well, that's right.

Speaker 8 (41:08):
He went to Madagascar, was it your Mauritius? To Mauritius
with Thane Kirby to hunt down in three seven?

Speaker 1 (41:16):
He didn't find any Did you find it? Rud he's
coming in. He's coming.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Ruda went to Mauritius on a mission to try and
find he Mits three seven. He's sitting in the studio
be the startups.

Speaker 9 (41:25):
I've actually got checking in my mouth.

Speaker 10 (41:26):
Oh okay, I'm actually just reading over some Facebook messages
that I sent to his the pilot's sister. She's well,
you're interested, so you know more about this than any
other person in the world.

Speaker 9 (41:43):
Yeah, well, not in the world, maybe in this room.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Or should we come back with Ruder's insights?

Speaker 10 (41:46):
Oh shure, okay, how long have I got You've.

Speaker 9 (41:50):
Got about four minutes.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
You've got it out, four minits Ruder's insights.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
You went to Mauritius looking for it.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
It's Jey.

Speaker 7 (42:06):
On than the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
It's Jerry, and that Nash too.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
It's Jerry, and that's Jerry, and that's Jerry and.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Jemmy nice every company. This morning on the Mountain Jerry Show, Wednesday,
the nineteenth of June twenty twenty four, it's Hunt Day.
Of course, a little later on we're going to get
into the dirtiest car owners. But we've got mister m
H three seventy here in the studio yeah, for you
front boners on the Man and Jerry Breakfast.

Speaker 10 (42:36):
Show, sounds like some kind of weird calendar. Mister EMHs
three seventy.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Mister MH three seventy knows more about the MH three
seventy mystery that Malaysian Airlines Triple seven which went missing
in twenty fourteen than anyone else.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Yeah, So we were talking about it before, and we
were going deep into some new evidence that's been found
around some hydrophones that have been recording some audio that
for some reason, they've only just unearthed ten years after
the event that may shed some light into where three
H three seventy has hit the water. And then next
thing we know, we find out that Bloody Ruda here
is sitting in Studio B with the sum of his

(43:09):
ars and he's run to.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Give a little He's traveled to Mauritius looking.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
For the plane. He's New Zealand's number one expert on
EMH three seventy.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
He's DM the pilot's sister was, which I thought was inappropriate.
God knows what else has done with the pilots sister.
So we'll get into that next. A detailed account of
what Ruder knows about the mystery behind MH three seventy.
It's a fascinating story. Took off out of Kuala Lumpa,

(43:38):
headed northeast over Malaysia, and then all of a sudden
said goodnight, and then took a dramatic left hand turn,
fanged off towards the Indian Ocean. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
And then a few years after that Ruda fanged off after.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
It started daming the captain's.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Sister the Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
So British scientists have detected a signal that could help
solve the mystery of the lost MH three seventy flight,
the Triple seven, which left from Kuala Lumpa on its
way to Beijing in twenty fourteen and took off, took
off north at northeast, Yes, northeast, and then said good
night and then made a left hand turn all of

(44:24):
a sudden, and there've never found no.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Some of the whiskers between Indonesia and Malaysia and the
end fanged left off into the Indian Ocean, never to
be seen again. And whilst we were talking about that
twenty fourteen, it hit the water March eighth, I believe,
And they've only just started listening to this audio now
some wounds in Cardiff gone. Or shall we listen to
that audio from twenty fifteen.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah, well there's no tunes up, there's no point because
we've got mister m H three seventy here in the
studio Ruda, who's our executive producer. It's also gone deep
on the MH three seventy mystery over the years.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
He's literally pissed blood for this court.

Speaker 9 (45:01):
Not figuratively, not really literally.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Okay, so why firstly, before we talk about anything else,
why have you why have you literally pissed blood for this?

Speaker 10 (45:09):
Because on my way to Mauritius, so I appear to
have picked up a bladder in fiction the way or
there on the way, because the doctor that saw me
in Mauritius he thought that the most most likely way
that I got it was from a whole heap of
travel dehydration.

Speaker 11 (45:28):
Down your gypsy. No, he didn't even need to touch
too many questions about why. Just maybe just answer that
quite quickly.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
But we were really deep. This is your way, as
you go deep into everything that's good. A good point, Mesh,
Well done, meshy course, I'm.

Speaker 8 (45:46):
Just worried about you asking about people looking down people's gypsies.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
That's not why people are tuning in people. Yeah, we
took off to Beijing and we ended up hanging leaf there,
going down rudious gypsy. Yeah. Okay, anyway, Rhoda, what do
you hear for us? What do you know about this?

Speaker 8 (45:59):
The Max three seventy flight that went disappeared the pilots
sixteen years ago.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Look.

Speaker 10 (46:04):
So back in the day, I was doing a radio
show with Cain Therby Faye Kirby are on an opposition
radio station, and we were tipped off by a man
called Peter McMahon. And Peter McMahon had gone on to
Google Earth was very certain that he had found what
looked like an airplane in the waters off Mauritius.

Speaker 9 (46:24):
And we said, Mauritius a real place. Mauritia's is a
real place.

Speaker 10 (46:28):
It's actually very close to Madagascar, which is also a
real place. It's a movie, It's not just a movie. Okay,
it's a real place off the coast of Africa.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Okay. So we're zeroing in on this information.

Speaker 10 (46:38):
Yeah yeah, And so we got the coordinates of him.
He was a little worried that he couldn't go himself
because the government was watching him.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Oh okay, alum bells ringing there, keep going.

Speaker 10 (46:49):
He was which government, the Australian government because he was
based in Canberrah. Okay, Well, if you're worried about the
Australian government watching you, to get the hell out of camera.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
I mean that's where the Australian government loves. Move up
to blood the Northern territories.

Speaker 10 (47:01):
Mate, who was worried that he was gonna McMahon, you're
an idiot.

Speaker 9 (47:04):
He was going to go to the airport and get
put away.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Okay, Well, let's just say focused on your investigations here
into image. So he told you that he could see
a plane off the coast of Mauritius. I saw that,
I I saw the pictures. Send us some screenshops.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
So you rang someone on Mauritius and so you can
you go and have a luck.

Speaker 10 (47:19):
Yeah, we booked a boat, we booked a helicopter. Okay,
thanks to give a little and all those people that
gave money.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
How much did it? How much did you have to
generate to get there?

Speaker 9 (47:27):
Approximately twenty eight thousand.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Dollars and how much did you do an easy place
to get to?

Speaker 10 (47:33):
Interestingly, approximately twenty seven and a half thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Wow, so you'd put up some of your own money. Now,
did you fly on Malaysia and the Allies? No, we
flew on Emirates.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Why is that a good question? I don't think that's
really very important. We need to find out more about
what he found out.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
I think you want to give him the head of
the pilot, and the best way to do that is
to fly on MH three seven to one.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Well, this is great with it.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
So now we have an understanding of the background, we're
going to have to come back up this chair and
actually it's your fault.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
We're taking that left turned down.

Speaker 9 (48:08):
Bladder details.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
We better solve the mystery after this, otherwise.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
There's going to be problems the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
We're solving the mystery of seventy talking to Ruder, who
is mister he's investigated it. Let's get to the point
now and work out.

Speaker 10 (48:27):
The point we went what you found out, went to Mauritius,
hired a charter boat, was taken out by a number
of people that couldn't speak English past an island called
Snake Island. The reason it's called Snake Island it's uninhabited
and guess what lives on it?

Speaker 9 (48:42):
Snakes, nothing but snakes.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
I don't want to want to be on that on it.

Speaker 10 (48:47):
So we went out with an expert with some fish,
fish finding.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Equipment, because what is that Peter McMahon, Peter McMahon, Peter McMahon,
The Australian. The Australian had seen what he thought was
the outline of MH three seventy on Google Maps.

Speaker 10 (49:02):
Off the coast of Immersia, and so you had the
exact location location. How far off the coast was it.

Speaker 9 (49:10):
It's about thirty thirty kilometers.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
It quite a long way.

Speaker 9 (49:12):
Yeah, it was quite a way.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
What's a long way? What got a boat? Were you on?

Speaker 9 (49:16):
Like one that shouldn't have been going thirty kilometers off
the coast of marsh.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Okay, got cha, gotcha? Gotcha? Goodness gracious.

Speaker 10 (49:21):
It moved around a lot and the trip it weather
was bad on the days in particular, there was a
lot of sea sickness.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
And then after you traveled thirty k to the exact geolocation,
so you knew you were at the geo location.

Speaker 10 (49:35):
You had a geolocator, we had the exact coordinates. We
put down an underwater camera that went from memory. It
went quite shallow, probably only about twenty five or thirty
meters to the shore to the seabed, so it sort
of it was a bit that raised.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Up out of the ocean somewhere thirty k's off Mauritius.

Speaker 10 (49:53):
And unfortunately, guys, we found one item of interest that
we thought was man made because it was a perfect circle.
And an expert that came with us said, I don't
think that that is a natural occurring object. I think
that's man made.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Ye. Do you think someone took a bowling ball on
the plant?

Speaker 9 (50:12):
No, it was it was with flat I was round
and flat like a plate as a plate.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Okay, the discs on on bowing triple sevens possibly, So
I would have killed you to take an expert, an
aviation expert with you.

Speaker 10 (50:27):
It would have kered with the budget. We really skimped
on the security. We were advised to take security, and
we really.

Speaker 9 (50:33):
Skimped on that one.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
And did you dive?

Speaker 9 (50:36):
No, no, there was no diving.

Speaker 10 (50:37):
Did we do any fishing? I didn't do any fishing,
not me. Other people may have, but I didn't.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (50:45):
So when you found this spherical or around plate like
object at the bottom of the ocean with the camera.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
What did you do? Did you go? Oh my god,
we found it. This is it. We've solved all the
answers to this case.

Speaker 10 (50:56):
We had to market and go back the next day
because the weather was closing in thirty thirty k back
to shore, then thirty k back.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Yeah, and then we went Snake Island.

Speaker 9 (51:04):
We went back the next day and guess what what,
it was gone.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
The disc was gone.

Speaker 9 (51:09):
The disc was gone.

Speaker 10 (51:10):
That's what that we suspicious as we marked it on
GPS coordinates and the next day.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
How big was the disc?

Speaker 9 (51:18):
I think it was probably about half a meter across
from memory.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
That's bigger than a plate mate. That's okay. I don't
know what that proves. We don't even know if it's
from the plane.

Speaker 9 (51:31):
So you gave the money back to everyone give a
little Well, no, no we didn't.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
When did When did you get the urine retreat in.

Speaker 9 (51:37):
Fiction during transit?

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Okay? So you still had it when you're out on
the boat. I decided it.

Speaker 9 (51:43):
Would be a good idea in the UAE to have
a swim.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Do you know what I mean. I'm angry.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
I'm angry for all the listeners that have been teased
the answer to three seventy for the last half hour
on the show.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Turns out that rude it.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
I spent twenty eight thousand dollars traveling a snake on
and a fine well, it's past like a large dinner,
like a platter.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
This text to here, I can cur with this. Is
this story true? If so, it's a load of drivel yep,
so they call you mister e mates three seventy, you
should go back into studio at being put your thumb
up your eyes.

Speaker 9 (52:21):
By the way, has sister Shakinad thinks he's not guilty.
The pilot didn't do it. According to her, Matt he's.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Jeremy Wells the Maiden Cherry Show at Betty Too.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
On the Mantain Cherry Show time for the latest useablines
Man has allegedly helped themselves to the Dunedin Ice Stadium's
cash register. Someone walked behind the stadium's counter around midday
Sunday and stole a whole lot of stuff. It was
all caught on CCTV. I'm just looking at a picture
of the guy now. It just has checking.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
It wasn't any of my relations because of course a
lot of my family have done in Dneedin, so I'd
recognize them and then I'd immediately dob them in.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
It's not not my dad, that's for sure. It's a
man in a brown hat with no nose or either
that or it's a really bad footage.

Speaker 8 (53:04):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
I saw your father, Professor Heath recently, and he definitely
has a nose.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Yeah, he definitely has a nose. This is the same
gold I know there was ice stadium in Saint Cold.
I know about the one, the one in Bloody Cockrow Valley,
and that would be very suspicious for my family because
a lot of my family live.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
In Cocroa Valley. What's an ice stadium.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
I think it's an ice It's not a stadium made
out of ice, like an ice rink. Yeah, I think
it's an ice rink. I think that's where you where
you you know, tall and Dean and stuff. Oh, okay, Tod,
there's a great reference from the eighties. Boeing CEO faces
a grilling out of the company's safety assumes.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
In the US Senate. Home manufacturer has been accused of
cutting corners after a series of incidents in the past year.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
There's been some whistleblowers that have come out and see
it's a few things about Boeing.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
They're a little bit unsettling, aren't they. Not a good
time for bowing, Not a great time for bowing at all.
Very good time for Airbus. Yeah, Earbus going well. And
the Warriors have unveiled their Fords reshuffle to cover the
loss of Kirk Cape Pble and Mitch Barnett the state
of origin Judy Dylan Walker moves from lose forward into
the second row and Captain Meeting three. Veg Harris returns

(54:10):
to the starting lineup. Roger two of us as Sheck
also returns as Rock o'berry's sideline with a shoulder injury,
and Dylan warteniz Alesniak is serving a one game suspension
for chucking an arm out in the stupidest thing, clothes
lining someone. Yeah, what was that?

Speaker 4 (54:27):
I was trying to work out what he was trying
to do here.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
He wasn't meaning to close line him, but it ended
up being the worst clothes line ever. He's not a
dirty player, doll.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
He's not a dirty player at all. Sometimes people target
him in a dirty fashion, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
He is a good boy. He goes to church before
the Sunday games.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
He's bloody great boy, he's awesome. Yeah, I love myself,
but boy, our boy, it's a tough season, isn't here.
It's just in and out difficulties. And you know, good
on Mitch Barnett and Kurk Cape well for getting into
state of a But that's a pain in the ass
for us, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
So the Warriors are going to play the Titans on
the Goldie at five pm, sat down. That's a good time.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Mess of favorites.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Yeah, Titans are two seventy five Warriors dollar forty six.
A lot of Kiwis belong their game on the gold Case,
a lot of xpat kiwis, a lot of Kowei's Kloe ways.
It's more kohis here.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
Than noises than that and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
So there's recent study of one thousand UK car owners
and it turns out, yes that the cleanest car owners,
the people who have the cleanest cars. Guess what brand
they drive.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
I'm gonna say, Tesla, that's correct, I'll do for disclosure.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
I read it, of course a screen in front of
me right here. So Tiesla Tiesla owners drive the cleanest cars.
Honda comes in in the top five, as do BMW. Well,
hang on, so it's not even model, it's just full
full brand, okay, right brand. BMW comes in their third
Mercedes Bens fourth, trio to fifth and an Audi fifth sixth. Yeah,

(56:02):
there you go.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
The study ask detailed questions about the car cleaning habits,
frequency of cleaning, in the condition of their car interiors
and exteriors. So people could be lying study they're asking questions.
Teslas could just be the least honest. So yeah, real corney,
really really clean. Next thing, you know, you've got four
hundred empty boxes of CAFs in the vaccine and tootally,
I would say that my experience, I've never earned a

(56:26):
test or anything, but I have been in Tisla's before
and they generally are clean. There's there's not as many
knocks and crannies in them to get the minimal.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Yeah, definitely minimal. And Honda owners and my experience are older.
My dad drives a Honda. There we go, oh, very clean.
There we go very clean. Okay, around the room. Then
fellas METI you drive a four, you drive your amphibious forward. Yeah,
I drive a forward. It's disgusting, an amphibious.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
Well, by that time during the flood, so I drove
it downtown to try and help with Papa John.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Oh that's right, it's the four to Quada and whilst.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Ah, what of those Arealian cars beginning with in a
mast Masarati floating away downstream? I just cruised past my forward,
no problems at all.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
While we're on car brands, Actually that was the cleanest
my car has been after being in that floor. Has
there anyone ever met a nice person who drives in Mazarati? No? Okay,
just checking there's terrible people driving. Let's get to the
least cleanest cars. Okay, this will this will make.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
This makes a lot of sense to me. Forward car,
you've seen the state of mashes comes for my forward.
See when the rubbish piles up over the back window,
then it's too much rubbish? Have you seen recently as well?

Speaker 1 (57:44):
He's because he was driving drunk and he clipped the
wing mirror and now he's got his wing mirror attached
with gaffer tape.

Speaker 8 (57:52):
Yeah, okay, now that wasn't a driving drunk situation. That
was me late to the show in the morning. I
reversed out of my driveway at pace. Happened to clip
the gate on my way out and hence the wing
mirror flapping around now like for the loose dogs.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Yeah, okay, when you climb out of the cars, just
so much rubbish comes with you, so that that rings
true about the Ford.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Driver Ford as well. Mates. Yeah, mine's a freaking pink
style buddy. Okay, well what do you driving your hold on?
The other thing is Nissan Nissan drivers, Oh you have
a skyline? Filthy. Tolzy used to drive in this sand.
It was like it was basically a rubbish I would
describe it as a rubbish bin on wheels.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Yeah. Some people use their cars to store rubbish, don't they.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Tozzy's was disgusting. It had old chips that were mushed
into the carpet. In my experience, people that drive Volkswagens.
Volkswagens are discussing filthy. They keep them filthy. There we
go number three Volkswagen. There it is, and of course Hyundai. Yeah,
disgusting filthy things.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
I used to drive a Ydo pony that was one
of the most disgusting vehicles, and they being on the
road it was a basic we.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Were a vehicle, you'd be a pony. One of those ones,
thank you, the one from the ninth late eighties. Actually,
you can talk.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
About the two thousand and five Toyota camera. You drove
for a while with that hole in the roof. That
was the stinkiest vehicle on wheel.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
That was not my fault. There was a hole in
the roof and it was leaking and it was rocking
my carp He.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Once offered me a drive home and I got in,
and then I got out again and said, no way,
I'll you.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Get for hot boxing your car, mate. There has nothing
to do with hot boxing. It stark. That's your full focus.
Don't know. Don't swing it back on me. You gotta
stop ripping. It smells like an old bong. You gotta
stop ripping us and you're out. That's seriously meshes. Meshes
car smells like bomb. What do you mean, I know,

(59:35):
you don't know. No one knows. My cart does not
smell like bong.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
Waters you were giving when Jerry had that sore leg
after Suitory, you gave him the left home every day,
and every day he'd complained, Okay.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
I had to have my head out of the window
because I was worried about being getting stoned. That thing
Ace venture on the way home. Just the residuals from
the night before when you've been hot boxing the thing right, Okay,
well that's a fascinating so good on.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
You stars for Tesla drivers and a real pass off
you Rolkswagen, Filthy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Jenny Chile, Andy a c C team heading off on
the export Ultra beer Garden Torch of Munich. And maybe
is this great new Zealander will be joining them? Maybe
you Go from Dunedin might be joining us. Good morning,
you go from duned and welcome to the show. How
are we good? Thanks? You go from Dunedum. We're putting

(01:00:35):
you in the drawer.

Speaker 9 (01:00:36):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Buddy? Beauty? Did you know that Jeremy's got a son
called Hugo?

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
You go?

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Did you know that? I was aware of that, So
it's was a real name back in the day, But you,
buddy Rode Hugos and his and his classics quite a
popular name nowadays. Hugo from Dunedin. Philippa from Auckland, Good morning.

Speaker 9 (01:00:56):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Anyone call you Phil? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
I get lots of them.

Speaker 11 (01:01:03):
Sometimes, Billy, have you ever met.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Philip A Boyans who wrote co wrote Lord of the
Rings and stuff with Peter Jackson and friend Walsh.

Speaker 11 (01:01:11):
No, but that would be very cool.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Have you ever met Phil to my game?

Speaker 11 (01:01:16):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Sorry, but I do Know's the fill with the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Dogs for Elishman? That's Mark Leman or Mark Leachman Polishman
no longer with us? Okay, great, lovely guy being tested,
very good with the name. Good morning, Jason from Auckland.
Do you know Jason Hoyt?

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Not personally?

Speaker 11 (01:01:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Would you like to meet Jason Hoyt? I don't know
about that one. Yeah, strangely prickly individual in real life.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Things Jason, not yet, Mama, No, No, weirdly not.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Do you know Jason Gunn? When does it end? Probably
in a couple of minutes when the show's over. But
any other Jason's anyway? Jason Jason from Nightmare and was No?
What was he on?

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Jones?

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
There you go, Jason Stathan Jasus stays and no, my
boss looks like him? Does he? And he's just bored? Yeah?
Pretty much. Do you know David Jason? Well, actually my
middle name's David.

Speaker 11 (01:02:28):
My sister named me after David Jason.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
There we go. Why did you see? Why did your
sister and not your mom?

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:02:36):
It's just one of those.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Weird is your sister your mother? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Not that I think all that's the sounding to suspicious.
I don't know if we can put you in the drawer. Okay, yeah,
they can find them in the drawing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Weird, there's yeah, it's just a bit. I'm not sure
where they want to go somewhere with his mother? Was
his sister? I want to if you knows Jason Alexander
from side Oh yeah, you guys don't even asking, ILike,
we can ask and we can ask him. Okay, I've
got a couple more to ask us. Well, Jason, do
you know Jason Alexander? If you say yes in the drawer?
Oh okay? What about.

Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
Wellington Football Wellington Phoenix commentator Jason Pine.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
How about I say used to everything?

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Yeah? Right, draw Oh my god, you know all of
themis what about Sadakis? We have a secret club of Jason,
so we know each other. Apparently there's Jason Sadakis, but
handsy have viewed that. Do you know Jason grantit? She
used to be in my rugby team.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
He's the only one I haven't met yet.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
Okay, all right, okay, thanks Jason, Okay, all right, it's
a part of the actually a pretty good show. I
think till we asked Jason, how many a bunch of
Jason's I think do you reckon that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Does that break bad enough to ruin the whole show?
Like the Goods? Because it was it was not good?
You remember quick think about that? Yep, I think it is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
All that stuff on the match three seven And we
did brilliant stuff on clean cars, brilliant the stuff on
some animal we probably didn't six o'clock out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
If you're missed doing that stuff, you can listen to
the podcast. It's out at eleven am this morning. Also
we're talking to Constantino. Yeah, coming out today New Zealand's
Tree of the Year. We talk about that in the
six o'clock hour. And was there an alligator? There was
a seal? Okay, there was a seal. All right, let's
let's wrap this one up. Let's wrap it up, all right.

(01:04:22):
Thanks for listening to the show. We'll see the mine.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
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Jerry from six to nine.

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Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
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