Cock In Cheese - The Radio Highlights July 4

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
It'smat Jey S Matting, Jerry is Matten, Jerry Matten Jery.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Good morning everyone, But it's not because Jeremy is sick today.
So there's a lurgi that's ripping a beautiful country a
new one at the moment. People are down everywhere, and
if you are and you happen to be tuning in anyway,
thoughts and prayers. But me and Mash and Ruda are
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is always ready to help. Just call eight hundred one

(00:41):
three four eight seven two big Welcome to the Radio
Highlights podcast listeners. Whenever you listen to this the home
speaker are is getting ready in the morning, the sexually
attractive digital natives on iHeartRadio and the FM and am
faithful so good to have you along today, Meshi. We
have got a huge show for American Independence Day. I
tell you all, a huge show today.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Did American Independence Day the fourth of July today, So
no doubt we're gonna have to fire up that speech
at some point later in the show.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
That great speech from the Independence Day movie. Bill Pullman
just absolutely ripped that a new one in his first
day at first take. Apparently got out there when I
shoot that movie. Coming up later, a bit of an
update in the Guy that found Cockroach and his Cheese,
cock and his cheese later. Yes, we've got the wonderful
world of a KFC hotel.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yes, but up next, shall we chat about what is
now known as gate lice?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Gate lice? What a gate liss when it comes to
air travel? Find out next on the Mat and Jerry Show.
Good morning, It's Thursday, my father's.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
One and Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's on the Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Without Jerry this morning as he is away sick.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
But it's myself, Meshi and Maddie where I go on
Meshy gate lice? What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I mean, that's a good question. Gate lis? What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well? Wow, he's a clue. It's something that drives airline
staff crazy. Do you want me to read the definition
of definition of gate lis for the Urban Dictionary? Yeah? Please?
Do passion passengers speak one second?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yep ye, clear out the pipes.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Passengers often inexperienced flyers in economy class who crowd around
or line up at a gate at an airport, completely
blocking the boarding area and preventing first and business class
passengers okay, from being able to get on the plane
when they are allowed to. They can also cause delays
and confusion. If a passenger and a wheelchair needs to board,

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that's a little bit more, you know, get them a
little more trouble than their first in business as the
cheer has to plow through the mass of gate lips
hovering around the gate. When it's time to board, they
have to be showed from the front boarding area to
the back of the line, delaying the flight for everyone.
So that is people. So basically essentially gate lies is
as soon as there's any possibility of boarding, they just

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start lining up and crowding at the front, even though
they can't go on the plane just yet because for
some reason first and business class passengers can get on.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, I unfamiliar with the concept. It's quite common. My
old man is a bit of a gate liss himself,
good and ketty. He likes to kind of jump at
the front of the queue there and wait to be
able to get on.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
But we were.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Thinking about this during the song there before. What is
really the why would you be a gate lives Is
it because you get to sit down and relax quicker?
Is it a nerves thing?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, I don't know, because I always think, especially if
I'm going on a long haul flight, I want to
spend as much time as I can not on the plane.
That's what I'm thinking as well, So I don't want
to get an extra half now, I mean the plane
leaves when it leaves.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, the plane goes at the same time, no matter what.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Right, no matter how quickly you sit down and snuggle up,
it leaves when it leaves. So I've never understood that.
And also you know, I'm I'm a gold I'm gold
at in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Oh lady do yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
And yes, of course, so I'm invited to go on
the plane earlier. You know they always say gold and
Kardoo members are invited to come on. Like what advantage
is that? For me?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Almost the logic should be the other way around is
if I'm a gold member in a Coralane member, I
want to be getting on that plane as late as possible.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
It's like Kodoo Lounge members feel free to piss around
to the last minute. Well, we get the where we
get the lice on board. That sounds like a terrible sentence,
But Jerry's away, so I'm taking the mental of the
elitist piece of crap here.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Do you know what I'm just realizing as we're doing
the show, is our clock to tell us how long
we've been talking for is broken?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, because we had a meeting with our boss, yes said,
and Seid not allowed to talk for more than three
minutes either. That break was four hours and five minutes.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
And Matt and Jerry show Now, Maddie.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Jerry is away today, but it is still Beer and
Pie July.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
We're not going to shut it down because Jurry's away. Now,
we keep soldering on with Beer and Pie July.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Plow on, and of course this year as part of
Beer and Pie July, you can hit along to our
website Hurdechue dot co dot in z or ticks pie
to three four eighty three for an entry form to
win five hundred bucks. But what we're needing is our
help on deciding a pie flavor for us to make
you radio Hurdache with Dad's pies.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, that's right. So I'm just looking at some that
have been suggested here coming through pulled pork, roast, apple
and gravy. I mean beautiful ox. Someone's just said ox.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, great, So is this if you kind of text
pie at three for eight three, then you get submitted
through to this right, So this is great by the way,
having some printed out stuff here on the briefish.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, so if they if we make your pie, not
only will we have you have your pie made my
dad's pies, you also win five thousand dollars kumita carrot, chicken, leak,
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Speaker 3 (05:26):
I mean some of these that we're looking at here
is so long coffee of garlic, potato tops, slow cooked goat,
and a red wine or rosemary sauce that's going to
be peered with a stone like a pure apparently.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Beef caramelized onion with pin on wa okay, pen pork
belly and BlackBerry jam. Wow.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Quite a few people suggesting Guinness pie, like guinness in
the pie.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh yeah, this is interesting. Someone's just saying hef a
New York cock dog in there. Okay, so you just
put a hot dog in the pot and then I
get just do you like put it through a blender
or what what do you do with that? You just
put the hot dog, place it the middle and pie
around it.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
You know that's gross?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Tasty cheese nacho pie.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Oh, nacho pie is a good idea.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, I can see that fish and chip pie. Yeah,
I can see that buffalo wings. We can't have spicy
buffalo wings and this pie. How would you get you
munching through the bones? Mate?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
But again, just text pile to three for three or
headlong to headache dot co dot in z. You could
win five thousand bucks thanks to our great mates at
Dad's Pie if your pie combination ends up getting selected
and we make it up.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Next, the news headlines with the Ruder, including a Mexican
church pastor who's selling plots of land in heaven.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Matten Gee, mash Pressus Burtons with his hand.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
For matten Jee.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
The Matt and Jerry Show with Mass Heap and Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
It's six thirty am. Here's Ruda with your news headlines.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
The Salvation Army says this year's winter appeal maybe it's
most important. It says the government has cut its funding,
reducing their ability to help feed people by twenty five percent.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Wow. I once donated coincidentally, twenty five chickens to the
Salvation Army.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Live chickens. Wow, live chicken That was my next question. Frozen, No,
there were live chickens.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, yeah, well well I was part of it, you know,
my family did, and someone broke in and killed them all.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Oh that's tragic.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, it was tragic.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
What a great thing to do, though, maybe we should
donate some chickens to the Sally Army.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Gone live chickens, Salvation Army, don't want to How on
earth did you deliver twenty five live chickens to the
Salvation Army in cages?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
It was difficult, Yeah, I can imagine the adment of that.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
It was.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
It was tough, but I kind of asked more questions
and answers.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
A Mexican speaking of asking more questions than answers. A
Mexican church pastor is selling plots of land in heaven.
He claims that back in twenty seventeen, God gave him
permission to sell plots at one hundred dollars per soqua meter.
A brochure outlines the purchase process with flexible payment options.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
That's good, but you got to get in there. Don't
you see you've bought your plot in heaven. And then
you get to the gates and the silver gates, and
then Sat Peter goes, mate, no, you're going to Hell.
You go, but I just bought a plot in heaven.
You know, the depressing one hundred bucks? Is that all
that costs the square meter? Oh?

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Okay, I go up to the big man and say, hey,
I want one hundred square meters up here?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Is that how heaven works?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
You pay for it per the meter?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
So this is still going to be a one square meter.
So when we go to heaven, it is still going
to be endless realty chat, endless property chat.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
You've got to vence in the right ibebs up there.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
And the Tall Blacks have given themselves a chance of
attending the Paris Olympics after coming from behind to beat
Croatia ninety to eighty six in their opening basketball qualifying
tournament game.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
And Athens, well it's always kind of all could have
been called the Tall Blacks at the Olympics, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Jerry Show?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
So I'm for.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
The wonderful world of a CAFC hotel.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Do you love KFC so much you wish that you
could live inside one of their restaurants measure, Yeah, well
you could. The fast food chain is introducing a brand
new KFC hotel in Australia.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Oh lovely stuff. What does this KFC hotel hold?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Wow? Like a lot of KFC and the fast food
chain isn't so. To celebrate their Christmas in July campaign,
CAFC has established the ultimate experience, the Colonel's Lodge and
a cozy wood paneled cabin in the New South Wales
Blue Mountains. Oh lovely idea house is fully decked out

(09:45):
with KFC themed trimmings as much Yule Tide gear. Excuse
me as possible.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
I'm not sure when you'll tied gear is, but I
have done that at Christmas parties. Can I ask you
something really quickly, Medie. If you go away for the
weekend with your girlfriend, Yeah, and you go, hey, Darlin,
I've booked. That's a romantic week in a way. Yeah,
you know it's going to be a LOVELI it's just
us two, you and I eating some nice food, chilling
out and then you know, you arrive after a three
hour drive to the KFC hotel.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Do you think that's going down well or not? So
well in your relationship.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Well, I wonder if it's like any trip to KFC,
very excited beforehand during and then.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yeah, I know that maybe is what it's like.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
So there's plenty of fried chicking on off or two
at the KFC Hotel. The Kevin's Day also includes a
lodge butler who will be there to deliver an unlimited
spy of KFC throughout the stay. A booking at the
cabin is a hot commodity to go in the drawer
to win the two night trip to the Kennel's slide
four thirty blotters CAFC E mail. It's not a bloody hotel, okay,

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that bloody prize. It's a promotion, right, It's a promotion
to make us talk about KFC.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
I'm not going to lie now. I do want to
have k and I also want to maybe head to
this cavin. Look at this photo that we've got here
of three or four friends gathering in this cave hotel.
It looks lovely.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
It reminds me a little bit of the last Christmas
video Wham but You're arriving for Christmas. It does look nice.
They've got like bed sheets with caves written on them.
You've got all your pillows, they've got a picture of
the kernel on them. You've got posters of the kernel
on the wall. You've got shirking everywhere. It's just checking
all over the walls. It's grease everywhere. Looks good. What

(11:30):
a wonderful world. Relive it.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
So we've got an update on the story we had
a couple of months ago on the Mat and Jerry Show.
You may Mashy. You may remember in Score the Fun
a pensioner who's contacted the New Zealand's Food Safety Authority
and April after discovering that what was later to be
identified as an immature gisbon cockroach and an adult scufflefly
in his ten dollar block of cheese that he brought

(12:04):
from Woolworth's Ocara Park and Fang.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
He was very excited about it, wasn't he?

Speaker 1 (12:09):
He was fired up.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
He didn't like the fact that he found a cockroach
in his cheese.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
He has fired up about the co croach and his
cheese at the time. He's even more fired up by
the findings that have come back from the New Zealand
Food Safety Authority. They have delivered it their verdict on
the incident, and they say that no one's to blame
except maybe Ian himself.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
They said it was highly unlikely that the insects found
in the one kg block of Wooworth's branded Everyday cheese
had originated either from the manufacturer or the supplier. The
authority noted that the cheese was collected from the complainant's
house by a food safety officer who found no sign
of indentation on the plastic wrapper. Quite sure what that means,
the investigator ultimately concluded it was possible the insects got

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into the product in the shopper's home. I said, this
is impossible, and y actua bug had magical powers, said Ian.
I don't know why he talks like that. He thought
it would make a great cartoon with a couple of
bugs getting skuky to beam them into the shees. He
added that the scatato, staccato way in which the official

(13:12):
spoke when delivering the news to him over the phone
seemed to suggest she knew his a reaction would be
one of disbelief, and he had indeed felt pretty heated
up by the findings.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
He said, Okay, so a lots to go through there,
Ian struggling, So he essentially two months ago he found
a cock in his cheese. Yep, you know happens with
the best of us. You send it to Z whatever
those wounders are. Yeah, Food Safety Authority in New Zealand,
no offense if you worked there, I love you.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Very much, great New Zealanders.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
And so they've come back with the verdicts a couple
months later, saying no, no, mate, I think the only
way that cock has gotten that cheese is you've stuck
that in in yourself.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah, or I don't think it stuck it in there himself,
that it's wriggled its way in. Oh so we're now
for Ian because he's not accepting the findings. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
So that's my next question is what happens now? Does
Ian f to now kind of can ducked his own investigation,
maybe in his garage at home.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Well, he's spent ten bucks on this block of cheese
three months ago, so he needs to get a resolution
on this case he needs. Is there a higher court?
Can you take it, you know, like in the States,
you take it to the Supreme Court.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Is there any way of telling what kind of cheese
he's chosen.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
I'm just looking at the picture.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
It's the Warworth's like you know, home Brandy one, the
one that yeah that they just kind of stock sow.
I can't tell it. It's tasty, mild eat him? What
do you reckon? Ian? Is he's running a tasty isn't
It's one.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Block of wlls branded everyday cheese.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Oh, every day cheese.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
It looks like mild. I don't know, Ian, because the
cheese is open and the the roach is right at
the start of the cheese, you know what I mean? Like,
I think I could give the more credibility if the
roach was right at the back end of the packet,
you know, right, rather than at the open. But and
also the fact that he's had some of the cheese. Yeah,
he's had some of the cheese. He's had some of

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the cheese. And I don't want to pour scorn on
Ian's score, but Ian, you've had some of the cheese,
and the roach is right at the bit closest to
the opening of the bag.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
It's not looking good for him.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
If it was somehow inside the cheese, or deep in
the cheese, or somewhere where you hadn't been I don't know, buddy,
But look, I don't know. Maybe Woolworth's just give him
another block of cheese and we can all move on.
I think it's the best idea. All right, thoughts some.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Prayers, Ian, the Matt and Jerry show coming up later
on in the show, We're going to get stuck in
a penis with genius for another day.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, that's right. Every Thursday we do it. We look
at the positives and negatives of a particular group, placed person,
or topic. And since we've been talking about the Northland
man who found a cock and his cheese cockroach, that
is a lot of people abbreviate cockroach to cock. Of
course we want to know is cheese penis or genius?
And all types of cheese Because Ian's score was on
the natural everyday cheese, young cheddar with a sweet, buttery,

(15:53):
mild flavor, the five hundred gram for ten bucks from
Woolworth's and Fung his hard But we're going to talk
about is cheese penis or genius? All cheese from your
fanciest fanciest blue cheese, from from your cheese from those
wonderful provinces of France all the way to just your
your yeah, one kg of mild at a super duper.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
I'm kind of on the fence for this one because
I have a minor cheese addiction.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
I've got a massive cheese addiction. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
I love cheese so much and I can't tell if
that makes it penis, sorry genius, Yeah, penis, because it
causes so many problems for me in my life.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Well, cheese is really addictive. I don't know that. It's
right up there as one of the most addictive substances.
It actually can create opioids. Well, it's well, you're being
digested and the taste of it is so strong in
your tongue that that's actually addictive. I will go into
my fridge and if I see the pile of you know,
cheeses that are wrapped in plastic and the little in
the little packet, Oh, the process ones, Yeah, the process ones,

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I'll just start eating them and dropping the plastic on
the floor. I just love them so much. I roll
them into a little into a ball and shove them,
and my god, I love them so much.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, you won't not find me at a cheeseboard at
a party. If there is a cheese boarder with those tables,
your Secudari situation.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
I'm just hurting that party we went to and we
just spent the entire afternoon around that massive cheeseball at
Joe Jury's house.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
That was Yeah, his partner kJ had whipped up one
of the more impressive cheeseboards.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
That was the greatest cheeseboard I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
It was the whole table.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Man, I got embarrassed. I've been there for an hour
and a half just drinking and smashing cheese. Anyway, as
cheese peanus genius, tell us what you think. Send us
a talk back message by pressing the little microphone button
on your iHeartRadio app. Oh yeah, I can text us
on three four eight three. I'm excited about this, well,
I was excited about yesterday when we talked to him.
But I have a Davies from the band Ice House.

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You know all the tunes, Hollo the you Electric Blue
just bruze great Southern Land. You gotta be chra Well
legendary oz rocket that's coming to New Zealand over the summer.
Also a renaissance man with classical stylings. But we ask

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him what did his girlfriend get up to at night
that prevented him from sleeping.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
It's all coming up on the Mat and Jerry Show,
Jay and okay.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Nash too.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
It's Jemmy and that's Jerry, and that's Jerry, and that's
Jermy and.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
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Speaker 5 (18:37):
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Speaker 4 (18:42):
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Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, that's all thanks to Bunning's trade. No matter where
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so no jezz A, just me, Mashie and Ruda and
video B. But we're still banged together. A huge show today, Hey.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Massive show, Maddie. Later on we're going to be debating
if cheese is in fact penis or genius. This is
off the back of, of course, the poor bloke that
has found a cockroach in his block of cheese that
he purchased from Walworth's a couple of months ago, and
now he's been told that it's his fault. Yeah, and
he put it in there as cock and has cheese.
But probably more excitingly, next we're gonna have a chat
either Davies aren't we.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
That's rot. I have Davies from ice House Up next,
we asked the great Oz rocker what did his girlfriend
used to do? I kept him up.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Oh my oh, here's a Shane. It's ice House Crazy.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
On hard Ache, the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
That's d and the ice House is crazy. I'm ready
a herd Ache.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
So he used to eat on the Mat and Jerry
Daily Bespoke podcast. We talked to the front man of
Leedge and Dearie Ouzy band ice House. I have a Davies.
That's a hit of Greenstone Entertainment's summer concert tour in January,
Fiatur and Cold Shizzle, ice House, Branger and Ever Clear
and Beautiful. Locations for the shows is a Queenstown show,

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a topebul show, and a Fittyanger show. And we talked
to Iva about how he left classical music school to
become a rock star and asked him what kind of
music he's listening to at the moment.

Speaker 7 (20:29):
You know, music has worked for me, so it's it's
it's not the sort of thing where I put on
music sort of relaxed. I had a girlfriend back in
the early days and she liked to go to sleep
with the radio on, and this was absolute nightmare for
me because of course I'd be sitting there analyzing the

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songs and making notes for tomorrow's work. But you know,
as of last night, for example, I was listening to
Yo Hunter Buskin Bark. It was probably my favorite composer.
And if I'm going to put something on, I'll put
on something from probably the classical repertipe, because it's a
fair distance away from what I've been doing for the
last forty years, let's say it. You know, I don't

(21:12):
put on popular rock music because that's my work. But yes,
by going back to those early days, a very interesting
relationship because I was paying the rent partly with cleaning jobs,
but also very early on, once I dropped out of
the full time orchestra that I was principal Obo. It's
I believe it. I was actually a prince val best

(21:33):
of working orchestra. And once I dropped out of that,
I actually got a job writing out music to all
the songs that were in the Australian charts, because in
those days you had to produce a piece of sheet
music to pass on to APRA, which is the kind
of copyright body in Australia to register your songs, and
as part of that job, one of the publishing companies

(21:55):
rang me up and said, we'd like you to write
the Cultures or songbook. And so I actually have in
my possession by songbook which I wrote the piano arrangements,
which are probably the a list of all the cologies,
all hits that you've ever listened to. And this of
course brings us around to the conversation that we're having
about coming over next year and playing. But I'll be

(22:19):
able to remind Jimmy and Don Walker and whatever that
I wrote their songbook when I was.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Around about well. We had Jimmy Barnes on the show
the other day. He was talking very highly of you,
and you know, because we brought you up. I mean
I had a spiritual experience when I first saw you
play in nineteen eighty nine in New Zealand, and I
was just talking to one of the bosses that here,
one of the wider bosses in NCBA, and we said
we're talking to you and he goes Founder's Theater. Nineteen

(22:44):
eighty nine. It was my first concert. It blew my
freaking mind. But you know, it's interesting that you know,
because you know, from the New Zealand perspective, there's all
these legendary Australian bands that had the whole career. But
you know, whenever you talk to anyone of you is
you always go Jimmy Barnes thus and he's like, I
have a Davey's that. So it's quite a small close
community as well, isn't it.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
Well, we when we were starting out, we were signed
to a management company. It was only a trio of
three managers and they were kind of maverick group of managers.
They'd broken away from the very big network of managers
in Australia and they could do that because they had
the two biggest bands in Australia by miles and they

(23:24):
were The Angels and Cold Chisel, and those two bands
are at their absolute peak and we were brand new
and so we were the little brothers. So we did
lots and lots of support spots for both those bands,
especially Cold Chisel. You know, we were the newbies, so
they were kind of big brothers to us. And that's

(23:45):
where the kind of weird special relationship comes from. People
have said to me, oh, it must be weird going
on and supporting Colds and I went, well, no, we
were doing that forty five years.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Ago, so well, I bet that was opening times for
you guys coming out. So being involved in that, you
know those guys, I mean legendary stories indeed.

Speaker 7 (24:02):
Indeed, yeah, yeah, so I look, you know, I'm a
huge fan, so you know I'll be side of stage
every night watching what the hell I and Loss plays
that particular night, because he never plays the same thing twice.
So yeah, it'll be great fun.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
We pushed a little bit more on those legendary stories
when they were just a young, up and coming band
playing with Jimmy Barnes Cold Chisel.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
I can imagine there's some that he wouldn't have heard.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah, he looked like he wanted to move on from
from those stories as quickly as see he could. That's over. Davies,
frontman of the Australian band Ice House, head of the
summer concert tour in Jenerary. Well, they'll be performing with
Cold Chisel, Brung and Ever Clear. It's going to be
a great set of shows. If you want to hear
the full chat, just search for Matt and Jerry on
your iHeart radio app. Up next, we ask about the

(24:48):
goldier fan that he had on stage during gigs, blowing
around his chiffon shirt and his magnificent curly eighties mullet.
But right now, here's we can get to get it
right June from ice House at eleven past seven the.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Matt and Jerry Show, we con'ert to gother.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
We can't get to gother.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
It feels a little bit Dracula the Musical for getting
Serah Marshall.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
That huge, huge David Bwie fan was over Davies. So
you said that on the Matt and Jerry Daty Bespoke podcast.
We talked to the front man of ice House, Iver Davies.
That's a head of Greenstone Entertainment Summer Constant tour in
January featuring cultures ice Owse, Bikranger and ever Clear. This
show's in Queenstown Topel and Fidianger. And we wanted to

(25:34):
know more about when ice House was touring New Zealand
back in the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
I'm going to take you back to that nineteen eighty
nine ice House tour that you had through New Zealand.
I'm going to ask you a question about the clothes
that you're wearing at the time, the haircut that you had,
plus the fan that you had situated just in front
of you that was blowing You're very very loose fitting
what looked like possibly some kind of chiff Home shirt back.
And was that a decision of yours to have the

(26:01):
fan that was blowing your hair back or was that
was that a management idea or is that a wider
band idea?

Speaker 7 (26:08):
That is a purely practical stage idea. And I still
do have that fan there, yeah, And it's the only
way that I'm kind of I've got any control over
regulating the temperature that's going on, because we play in
some massively varied environments and if you're playing in a
small theater or even tighter than that, a small pub,

(26:32):
it's probably going to get incredibly hot. But then on
the other hand, if you're playing outside in a big,
open air environment, then you know it's possibly going to
get very cold. And it's actually quite difficult to get
that right. But I have a relationship with my guitar
tech who is side stage, and I look at him

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and he pointed the fan and turn it on.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
It just so him to look so good with Because
you say, you say you're a classic change, but you
arrived as a fully formed rock star that you know
growing up in Duneden where I did when you when
you played, it was like it was like nothing I'd
ever seen before. It was it was so rock and
roll and so so glamorous.

Speaker 7 (27:14):
And yeah, to burst the bubble. It's all about right.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
So the fan will be on tour with you again
with this Greenstone Tour at Summer Concert Tour twenty twenty five.
It's it's you, It's Cold Chisel, it's Bitmunger and it's
ever clear it's going to be a great three shows.

Speaker 7 (27:31):
Yeah, no look and looking forward to with incredibly because
every time. Yeah, I mean New Zealand is such a
great sort of joy to to after. I mean you
take it for granted there because you live there, but
you know it's a beautiful place and we love coming
to New Zealand and have done right from the very beginning.
And if you go tralling YouTube you'll find up in
nineteen eighty playing at the Sweetwaters Festival and oh wow,

(27:56):
you know that was a real highlight for us because
I don't think we've ever been anywhere, so to arrive
in New Zealand play on a massive bill like that
and you'll find it on that same bill we were
supporting Golgers.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Oh wow, there we go. The circle of life.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
There's the circle of life, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Davies.

Speaker 8 (28:12):
Thank you so much for joining us. It's been a
great pleasure to talk to you. To look forward to
seeing you when you come over to New Zealand.

Speaker 7 (28:17):
Yeah, me too, I see you that.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Oh yeah, that's other Day's front man of the Australian
band ice House ahead of their summer concert tour. You're
going to play with Cultures, little bit coming and ever
clear as we see And if you want the full chat,
search Matt and Jerry on your Heart radio app.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
And Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Jerry is away today, so it's just Matt Heath and myself.
You're doing the anchoring role. It feels what weird, doesn't
it when you have to do something that you're not
used to doing.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, you have to pitch out of the song, say
with the timers and the songers and then I catch
with some content. And today I'm going to my content
is going to be the Jerry's sick. Yeah, okay, he's sick.
I'm not sure exactly what he's got but he's pulled
up short and so many people around the country are
sick at the moment. Everywhere you go, people coughing, people
are sweeting his fever dreams everywhere, And this sickness seems

(29:06):
to have quite a long tail. It does have a
long tail, because you might remember a few weeks ago,
I was off for a few days and I'm still
not one hundred percent right. I'm still running a horrific
brain fog. But sickness is hit Radiohodache he had Hody
J from The Big Show was off the show yesterday.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
He had running bum did he okay?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Different issue, bad tum tum runny bum situation, but I
think it's related to this wider illness that's going on.
So yesterday I was called in to cover Jason Hoyty
j yes on The Big Show with Mogi and Kezy,
and I didn't really understand what they meant. They said
could you come in, and they worded it, can you
come and be coming and be Jason Hoyt right, okay

(29:50):
for the show today, And I thought they meant b
Jason Hoyt and sort of try and pretend to be
him so people didn't notice that he was away.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
What they actually meant was could you come in and
cover for him, but be yourself?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Okay? Explaining what I heard, Yeah, just after four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
So I came in on the first break thinking that
I needed to be a haughty jay and it sounded
like this, well is the biggest show, our biggest shop,
biggest biggest speaker. Good, you're mad, bastard.

Speaker 9 (30:23):
That's the third of July twenty twenty four, and you,
my friends are listening.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
To the big show brought to you by Night And yeah,
oh that sounds great.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
I mean maybe we should have a checked to either
Kesey or Minog later on in the show. Ye see
your thoughts on it?

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Well, they were looking at me like I lost my
mind because you've got to spot on. Yeah, do you
think people could have noticed that Jason Hoyt wasn't here?

Speaker 3 (30:50):
And they did? I know they definitely want to notice.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
But good afternoon, you're mad bastards. Indeedy back boner, you're
mad bart.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Coming up after seven thirty, let's have a chat about cheese.
Cheese is under the microscope today? Is it penis or genius?
Not to get confused with penis cheese A lot of
confusion around that on three for three we don't need.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Ye, it was a slip of the tongue before, Sorry
about that, but yeah, And the man in Northland, the
results come back and a cockroach wasn't in his cheese
when he bought it. A New Zealand Food Safety says
that cockroach gone to his cheese at home. A man's
not happy and score, he's a pensioner from up north
and he's not happy about it. But we're asking the
wider question is cheese penis or genius? Have your sound

(31:33):
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Headlines with.

Speaker 10 (31:48):
Ruder Next Jemmy, Jim, Matt.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
He Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
It's seven thirty. Here's Rudah with your news headlines. Thanks Matt.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
President Joe Biden will still run for US president. Oh
it's well written, isn't it. President Joe Biden will still
run for US president despite his lackluster debate performance over
the weekend. He's told supporters no one is going to
be pushing him out. Biden owned the fact that debate
was not his best night, blaming sickness and jet lag.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
You don't need to push him out, he'll fall over.
He was basically couldn't stand up. He's the cadaver in chief.
It's so depressing that he is. And what sickness and
jet lag. That doesn't turn you into that. People have
sickness and jet lag and look bless him. Fine, you
get old, but my dad's his age, and my dad

(32:51):
is very active. He's mowing the lawns. He can string
a sentence together. Joe Biden shouldn't be driving a us
let alone having the cut nuclear codes to America.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
So what you're saying is essentially Joe Biden either fin
a croquete club, yeah, a bowls club, mate, Please get
some hobbies.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, I just live the rest of your life. Yes,
I agree, And you're in the the you're coming to
your autumn years. Just freaking enjoy them. Just do not
have the single most important job in the entire world.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
And if you if you missed how that debate went,
basically how I said that first line wasn't very well written.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
It actually reads like Joe Biden president Joemon was still
running for you as president. Yeah, that sounds a lot
like him. But the next day he got caught ron
burgeneing like so say, that's a bad day. But he
was a full ron Burgundy where he was reading the notes.
Repeat this line, you know, I quote and all that. Yeah,
anyway doesn't meanter this move on now. It's not our well,
it might be our problem.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
But a young Wellington art collector is selling his collection
to make up a house deposit. Twenty nine year old
Pierres abaniz A is auctioning off three hundred thousand dollars
worth of paintings and ceramics to get on the property ladder.
How do you get that many bits of art by
the time you're twenty nine?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah? Well, j god are they Maybe there's only three
bits for one hundred thousand dollars each.

Speaker 7 (34:08):
You know?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
How good is he? How good is anyone? Anyone into this?
Buddy Peers, Abenese, anyone bloody and you know his art?

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Mashi, No, I don't know who this guy. Is he
an artist himself or is it just is he a collector?
I can't really tell from that head oh his art
or yeah this doesn't matter, Okay, we'll.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Get to the bottom. I'm sure more questions than answers
in that headlines.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Gay Pears and the Tall Blacks haven't given themselves a
chance of attending the Paris Olympics after coming from behind
to beat Croatia at nineteen to eighty six.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
And they're opening and they're.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
Opening basketball qualifying tournament game in Athens. The Tour Blacks
meets Slovenia tomorrow and a win will send them through
to the semi finals.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
One spot is available. Huge fan of basketball, New Zealand,
fastest growing sport here. It's a great pastime. But would
it kill the Tour Blacks just to change their name
to the New Zealand basketball team. I just feel very
uncomfortable named all blacks. That's speaking of asking more questions
and answers. I think the New Zealand basketball team perfect

(35:08):
name for them.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
I see, I see your issues with it if you're
coming up against I don't know, perhaps a African minnot
country or something like that.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
You know, blacks, you know what I mean. It's just
a question that doesn't people don't know because most national
teams don't have a name, you know, they just don't
have a name.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
They're just called us A. Yes, you know what I'm saying. Actually,
that's something that New Zealand's done for the longest time
across all sports.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
We just got really excited because the all that was
that organic. That was an organic name that popped up.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
But you know, best, best of luck. I hope they
get through, not the black Ballers. Black Ballers is all right.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Wow, we're not going to fall into the trapper talking
about the New Zealand Bevington Teama.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
The Matt and Jerry Show, They Meet and Jury show
without Jerry this morning and Maddie as we do every Thursday,
we'll be running Penis or Junior a little bit later on.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah, the topic today is cheese. Cheese is from your
fancy as French brie from the region down to your branded,
non branded one kg of miles from the super duper.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
It's hard to think there would be a wilder that
would live in we'd cheese is penis, if you know
what I'm saying. But at the same time, when you
start to analyze it and go over it and your
he'd maybe cheese is causing more problems than I actually
thought it originally was in my life.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
I don't know, its hugely addictive.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Mad.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
I didn't know that cheese was kind of fattening. I
didn't know that. I thought when I was eating cheese,
I was kind of running a bit of a kido situation.
But apparently not.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Well, what goes into ches?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Apparently it's got all kinds of calories and salt in it, a.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Whole bunch of milk.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, result, Yeah, dearie, it's a good point. What the
hell has cheese made out of?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
As you have a look for those answers there? Ever,
think about this penis? If aliens visited and saw what
we do to other species to eat their fermented bodily fluids,
they would turn aroun and go home. That's a good point. Yeah,
it is kind of disgusting how we make our cheese,
isn't it?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Mate? What about the cheese sizzlet? So you killer guy, Yeah,
your mince them up, sure, and then your milk is muscles,
oh lovely, And then you let that sort of hard
en up, and then you shove it inside his corpse
and then you have that on a barbie. And that's
the kind of thing we eat day to day. Yeah,
as a species, cheese is made from four ingredients. Okay,
here we go, milk, Sure we enure that one salt, yep. Culture,

(37:28):
So just sting on a little bit of culture, A
little bit of culture goes in there and rent it.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Okay, you'd have to think twenty twenty four culture maybe
not as good as seventeen culture.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
You want cheese made out of the cultural wars?

Speaker 5 (37:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Would? You can manipulate these four ingredients so many ways
to affect flavor, smell, and texture. Texture. So cheese, but
cheeses are some for cheese is addictive. I didn't know this,
but it creates similar effects in your brain as opioids do.
Off open me. Sure, so, well, you're craving cheese. You're

(38:02):
crazing it for the flavor as well, but it's also
it also gets your wated man.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
So hang on, if you have milk, so what does
a milk, salt, culture, and one other thing, you can
make pretty much any cheese that exists currently, like as
a blue cheese, just those four ingredients too, but age
slightly different.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
I guess it's the culture. The culture is the kind
of the mold part of it. Isn't it.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
I think so, because because I once asked an expects
that really confused me. I was like, how come if
your one cag of cold Colby gets moldy? Yeah, you
got to throw it out? You do, and you've got
your bloody Canon beer in the fridge covered in mold
and everyone's giving it a parade. It turns out different mold. Okay,

(38:42):
it's a different mold. There's a good mold and a
bad mold, and edible mold and a poisonous mold.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Is that how it works?

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah, So there's all kinds of different molds.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Okay. Right, There's so much that goes into cheese that
I didn't realize. It's hard for me to look past
the fact that I have an ex girlfriend called Bree.
So every time I see the Bree cheese, I think
it makes girlfriends terrific woman and woman. But it just
caused issues in my in my head. Right, So that's
why I'll be voting penis amazing woman, but just not
an amazing memory.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I look at Bree cheese, right, I actually have a
girlfriend called Tasty, So I'm in the same vote as you.
Coming up, yeah, coming morning, bloody later in the show
all right, Dan, okay.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
The Matt and Jerry Show, Madie.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
One of your favorite days today, of course, the fourth
of July, also known as Independence Day and my little
sister Imogen's birthday.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
This text has just come through on three f three.
It's only the third of July, and America you absolute
helmet muppets. It's a good point. I suppose I'm right
this person's standed calling us hel muppets across between helmets
and muppets. Yeah, mate, but if you were. And look,
I've got us friends in New Zealand and they celebrate
it on the fourth of July. It's what it says

(39:49):
on the tin Ah. Of course you celebrate it on
what it says in the year you are. I mean,
it's like you could technically say that those planes hit
the will Trained Center in York on the tenth good point,
you know, not nine to eleven eleven, and we'd call
it eleven ten.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Oh we would too.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
No, hand a minute, Yeah no, they were nine to eleven.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Okay, this is because this is exactly why we don't play.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
They go around the other way.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yeah, it doesn't make sense, So it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Fourth of July today and will be celebrating with due reasoning.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah, exactly. And you know, it's it's a pretty divided
country in America at the moment. So hopefully they can
get together and let off some firecrackers and hold hands
and just show a bit of love for each other,
because you know, they're a fantastic country, you know, Oh
they are. And there's so many anyone, you know, you
go over there, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
This so much to do, so much to do home, brave.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
It's like it's like every type of country in the world.
Every state is so very different. And the fact that
they hold together as fifty states, yeah, is quite impressive
for the duration of the country. So also known the
Force of the fourth of July commemorates the adoption of
the Declaration of Independence on July fourth, seventeen seventy six. Yep,
that's right on today, the thirteen American colonies declared their

(41:04):
independence from British rule. There's only thirteen at that pint.
The declaration was drafted prominently by Thomas Jefferson and was
a formal statement announcaying that the colonies were now a
free and independent nation. But the best speech mmmm that
has ever been delivered around Independence Day was by one
President Thomas J. Whitmore. In less than an hour, aircraft

(41:29):
from here will join others from.

Speaker 11 (41:30):
Around the world, and you will be launching the largest
aial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind that words
should have new meaning for all of us today. Yes,
we can't be consumed by our petty differences.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Anymore or not.

Speaker 12 (41:46):
We will be united in our common interests.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Yes, perhaps fate.

Speaker 11 (41:51):
Today's the fourth of July, and you will once again
be fighting for our freedom, not from tyrn.

Speaker 12 (42:00):
Any oppression or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for
our right to live, to exist, and should we win,
the day, the fourth of July will no longer be
known as an American holiday, but as the day when
the world declared in one voice, we will not go

(42:20):
quietly into the night.

Speaker 10 (42:22):
Oh we will yeah, vanish.

Speaker 11 (42:24):
Without a light.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
We're going to live on. We're going to survive.

Speaker 11 (42:32):
Today we celebrate our Independence Day.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Oh yes, that is of course. Bill Pullman is President
Thomas J. Whitman from the nineteen ninety six classic Independence Day.
That's fired me off.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Why yeah, the mat and Jerry sir.

Speaker 11 (42:54):
If you get cost.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Too mad, crazy. Yeah, welcome to the show on a
Thursday morning. Thanks to Bunning's Trade. Bunning's Trade is always
ready to help. Just call eight hundred one three four
eight seven. So it's just me, Mashy and the Ruda

(43:17):
this morning, because Jeremy's pulled up sick, like so many
people are across this beautiful country, so many people sick,
and this illness it's got a super long tail on.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
It, it does. It feels like a lot of people
right across the country are going down thick and fast,
doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
It's people coughing up lungs everywhere year go, that's what
I've got.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
I've got this nasty cough that is not passing off.
And you've had that for a couple of weeks as well.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Yeah, well yeah, generously Jerry came in, you said, and
coughed over this entire area. So sure the rest of
us we might go down.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Yeah, we'll be down by toy.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Hordy Jay's down on yesterday, he was down on the
Bloody Big Show. And I also just heard that Mike
Monogue is also now down as well. Is Moggie down?
Moggie Downso we've got Hoidy down, Mogi down down.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Shall we do drive tonight? Hell yeah, keeyesyes alive as well.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah, mash Kezy and the cues.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Okay, anyway, getting your home coming up in the next
half an hour. Let's get stuck in a penisvil genius.
Today we're debating the merits of cheese.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Maddy. Yeah, that's right. It's on the back of the
Northland man who found a cock roach and his cheese.
He took it to New Zealand Food Safety and they said, mate,
that's your cockroach. Don't blame us, don't blame Wallies the.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Mate and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
It's Matt and Jemmy's penis or viginia.

Speaker 10 (44:35):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah, as we do every Thursday, we were running our
penis l Genius cement, where we look at the positive
negatives of a particular group, place, person or topic. And
since we've been talking about the Northerland man who found
a cockroach and his cheese in April. But it's just
heard back from New Zealand's Food Safety and they said,
they said, I and score a, it might be yours. Mate,
that's your bloody cockroach. It's got in Afterwards, you've had

(44:58):
a bit of cheese. The cockroach has got in there,
and now you're blaming Wallies, you're blaming the manufacturer, but
that might be your cockroach and fly. Yes, so what
kind of operation is in Scored running this house. That's
not past judgment, but we will pass judgment on the
whole whole of cheese is cheese, penis and genius. We're
talking from your one kg mild right up to your

(45:21):
fancy pants. Cameon beer from or bree from the bre region.
That's right.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Of course. You can vote on three for eight three
or via the iHeartRadio talkback function that's just that little
microphone button there. I will be arguing that cheese is
penis medic yep, you'll be arguing that it's genius. Shall
I go first?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Yeah? Your time starts snows.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
It can often be stinky.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Pies, but the stinky stuff. I love a stinky cheese.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
I don't love a stinky cheese. If it's all man stinky,
it kind of makes me feel a bit weird.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
I love a stinky cheese. It's supposed to be stinky.
A stinky cheese that's not supposed to be stinky is
a bad thing, if you know what I mean, yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Earlier in the show met you did say that you
love chemon beer, and you do like it when it
gets to a stinky phase. It's not traditionally a cheese
that people wait to get stinky for, but I can
see why you would. Yeah, cheese like kem and beer
is nice if it just if you just wait a
couple of days for it. Yeah, let it stink up
a little. If you have too much, it can result
in some serious bowel issues.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Yes, it certainly can.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
It can block you right up. Cheese can the pine
cones off the back of a cheeseboard.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
If you if you'll tell you, here's a challenge to listeners.
Just spend a day eating nothing but boiled eggs and cheese.
Oh my god, and then.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Finish the note with the wine.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yeah, and then you will be blocked right up, locked up,
all right.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
A thirty grand portion of cheese provides seven percent of
your daily calories, and there four can be can contain
more salt and a portion of cheddar than in a
packet of crisps.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Okay, so you're saying it's salty and calorific.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Yes, so fat yep, Yeah, it'll fat up I don't
know that.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I didn't know that. I just thought cheese was like
one of those things you could eat as much of
and it was kind of like so high protein.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Well, my next point is kind of on the same
strain here. Cheese is high in saturated fats. Cheese is
often high in saturated fats, which can raise L d L,
which is bad cholesterol levels and increase the risk of
heart disease if consumed in large quantity.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
All right, yeah, okay, well that's me. I'm both punishing
the little packets of cheese, just the little slices of
little chitters, throwing the plastic on the ground and rolling
it up and shoving into my God.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
And need to wrap up my penis argument here and
medi on whether or not cheese is penis or genius.
This is a major point. You basically have to take
out a small mortgage to get a one kg block
of tasty these days.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Okay, my genius segment. I was born in the South
of the cheese roll in my mouth, and you can't
make cheese rolls without cheese. And I'm flying down to Dunedin,
my lovely hometow. I can't wait to get down there
and I will be punishing a cheese roll, so they
actually have them at the airport. They have a great

(47:56):
cheese roll at the airport. So as soon as I
get off the plane, I always shove one of those.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
In my gob the onion in there.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
He's onion souper in there.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Cheese and onion goes so old to get it.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah, Yeah, it tastes so good in all its forms.
Cheese so many uses, makes almost any meal bit of
so many different types, so versatile. You can have it
on a cracker, or you can grate that shit all
over your pizza spag bowl.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
I can't think of a meal that is made worse
with cheese. Just everything is better with a bit of
grated cheese on top.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Wow. I was in Mexico once and a friend of
mine ordered sushi and it came out with cheese on it,
and that did not make the sushi better.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Not there anything you ordered in the Mixico a bit, No,
it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
It's crucial to our economy. Without our dairy farmers doing
the good work they do, we would be absolutely financially
screwed as a country.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
That's very true.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Yes, the casso morphines and cheese do interact with the
same receptors in our brain as heroine and some other drugs,
and by doing so elicit an increase in dopamine. So
actually you get wasted on cheese.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah, I mean that's why I'm so into it of it.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Yeah, heaps of protein and calcium and cheese great for
your bones, boners and your muscles. A lot of cheesees
have sexy names like breed, breeze, sounds hot cheeses your
ex girlfriend? All right, dare what?

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Okay, We'll cheese join cruise ships South Africa and Spring
on the genius side of the Cody Dog on the
studio wall. Or will cheese be deemed penis like vaping
Prince Harry and the Moon. Have your say on three
for eight three or the talkback function on the iHeartRadio.
All right, okay, then.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
The Mate and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
We are smack bang in the.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Middle of It's Matten, Jemmy's Penis or Genius. Ah, yes
we do. Every Thursday, we're running Our Penis or Genia
Sea Man, where we look at the positives and negatives
of a particular group, place, person, or topic. And since
we've been talking about a Northland man who had a
cockroach and his cheese. We want to knows cheese peenis
of genius. Has been furious voting on three four eighty

(50:03):
three and on the talkback function on your iHeartRadio app
like this.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
For example, I got two good arguments for white cheese
is a genius.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
First off, cheese dreams. How good are where cheese dreams?

Speaker 10 (50:18):
Secondly, cheese Roman cheese.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Cheese dreams are so good.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
So it's a real thing. They're lucid. You can control them.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Just half a block of cheese before you go to bed,
something happens. Is that a hydration thing in the mind,
because you know, you just wake up parched airs and
kind of weird if you've had all that kind of salt.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Yeah, maybe maybe that's all the salt and the Yeah,
who knows what it is, the calories, what it is.
It's you know, going through your stomach. I reckon cheese
really makes your stomach make a noise. You a lot
of cheese, It's like, yeah, it does growley on the
on the digestive front. Okay, genius. Normally normal cheese is
top tier genius. So many uses makes almost any meal bed,

(50:59):
so many different types and users.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Actually that was someone's just sent in what I said
this text here on Penis Penis, bre and ken Beer
are exactly the same thing. They're lying to us.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Now, this is a this is a great point. This
is a great point. They're just regions in France.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
I think that. I agree.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
So if it's made in Bri, it's Brie. If it's
made in Kemen Beer, it's Kemen beer. And it's like, mate,
you've got the same cheese. You go to the bloody
cheese thing, you go to the cheese bloody thing at
the bloody supermarket deli or whatever. You're like throwing a
part parade for both Bri and keman beer.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Yeah, no one's asking me where my tasty was made. Like,
I don't really care about where my tasty or madam
has been whipped up. But apparently Brie and Kemmer beer
get some kind of I don't know, exception because of
the exact same thing, and they taste the same genius.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Nothing better than hitting the fridge at three am for
a couple of slices.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
What is it about cheese that makes it so good
to snack on? Or is it just that it tastes good?

Speaker 7 (51:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
I think there's two reasons. One, even if there's not
much else in your fridge, there's normally cheese. You can
just punish it, so easy, just to cut it off
and eat it. Okay, well unwrap the little things.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
If you do that, do you you opt for the
grated cheese route, the sliced cheese route, or like a cube.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
I'm going for the sliced cheese in the packet, you know,
the chitter you with a little plastic around it.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
You have to be you have to be over seveny
to run a cube cheese, I've noticed that. And it
has to be paid with a snack's cracker.

Speaker 7 (52:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Remember that episode of The Simpsons where mister Burns snuck
into the Simpson's house and he was stuck on the
roof and home a state of all night, trying to
eat a thousand slices.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Of all Right?

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Anyway, have they both been telling you met? Or have
we got a few more texts around?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Um? Cheese is life. If I will let toes and tolerant,
I'd ship myself for cheese. Really separate food group on
its own. Cheese on toast the absolute go to when
you don't want to Cook James all right. Also, we
can't forget about the best jingle ever Cheesdale, Oh Cheese Dale,
cheesed out deta tastes better?

Speaker 5 (52:51):
Is that it?

Speaker 7 (52:51):
Do?

Speaker 3 (52:51):
I have that Cheesdale cheese and Dale rest your ranges. No,
that's another I don't have it anyway.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Telling that's right, and the people of Hodaki have spoken
and Geez will join holding a.

Speaker 10 (53:08):
House Ken Charles, Mother's Day and China all.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Genius side of the porg Cody Log, Jeez, you have
been deemed gens. May you live on for all eternity
and exalted glory at the right hand of our Lord
Savior Jesus Christ and the Buddha from Northold. Not even close.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
We are the book rom down on the bom. We
really know.

Speaker 10 (53:35):
Yeah, there's much better about you.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
When chasdal it never built, cheers, deal.

Speaker 12 (53:42):
Never grumbles, There's no ways in boy, it's got a
money taste.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Cheers Dell, jeez, it's finest.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Jedda.

Speaker 10 (53:49):
It's better.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Okay, we're gonna have to talk about that shortly over.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
That's finest Jedda made better The Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Now Medie we are smack bang in the middle of
beer and Poju light moment, aren't we That's what.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
It's the eighth year of Beer and Pie July, and
to celebrate, we've teamed up with the Legends a Dad's
Pie to create something truly exciting, the first ever radio
hurdarchy pie.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
This is exciting. I'm fizzing about this one.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Yeah, but we need your help deciding what pie to make,
and the Legends at Dad's Pies will be turning one
of the suggestions into a real pie that every New
Zealand will be able to get their hands on later
in the year. It could be sweet or savory, spicy
or tart flavor. If it's sweet or tart, I'm out.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
I agree with that, it's to make or spicy.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Get out of there with you sweet and tart pies.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
What about a lemon marine pie? Do you not like
a lemon marine pie?

Speaker 1 (54:37):
That's your lemon? I love a limoning pie, but you
know what I mean? Maybe nah, I will have a
limited ring pie, but look, I would prefer there was
a savory pie. Text pile to three four eight three
and follow the link to the entry form. You could
win five thousand dollars. Lots of them coming through here.
Look at this one, a black pudding pie ooh, matched

(54:58):
with guinness.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Can I just say now as well? By the way,
if you text us on three for eight three with
your pie suggestions, that doesn't count as an entry. Just
make sure you text pie and then you'll get a
link back and you'll be able tot into officially. And
that's how we get the great pairings between a beer
and the pie flavor that you've come up with, Like
this one paed tie pie that's peered with a parrot
dog bird's eye.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
I'll tell you it. Kumina and smoke fish pie. Oh
my god, I love a kumina and smoked fish pie.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
I'm not sold on the fish pie, don't you know.
The fish pie doesn't really do it for me. I
had a lot of fish pie growing up, so I
think that's kind of.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Freaking love a fish pipe. I reckon fish pie is
a food that it's in front of me, I'll eat
as much of it is available, Okay, you know if
it's made in a big sort of casserole cut situation,
I'll just keep going.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
That's amazing. Well, I've got a suggestion for this, and
I was talking about this the other day, is I'm
a massive silver Side fan, a corn beef fan. You
are too, and I'd love to see some kind of
corn beef pie option because it preserves well the corn beef,
so it works perfect for your dairies. It can the
shelf life is impressive.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Spiced pork and cucumber pie okay, spie was a match
with a stout ale a spice, pork and cucumber.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Can you never see a cucumber around pork?

Speaker 5 (56:10):
Do you?

Speaker 8 (56:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
You don't? I mean what I get the spice, bloody?
What do you do with the cucumber? Mate?

Speaker 3 (56:15):
A lot of people suggesting burger type pies, aren't They
like the idea of having a patty and then some
vegin there. I don't know if that would end up okay,
but they're hearing that. This competition participant here with Wakachini, there's.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
This interesting situation where it's like, there's the initial idea
is good, but someone throws something extra in the other right,
I'm like, that's apricot chicken. Yum. Then this person's trying
to have a capuscum in there.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
No apricot chicken was enough.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Yeah, what are you doing with the capsican?

Speaker 3 (56:43):
There's so we've got bits of paper right through the studio.
With all these stitutions, We've got so much content within them.
I meant so mince and potato top. That sounds right great,
I love a potato pop chose lovely so chicken.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Yeah, text pie to three four eight three and follow
the link to the entry form and you could win
five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Up next, are we gonna have a check to Ruda
and catch up on the latest news here.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Yeah, that's right, Ruda with your news headlines. Up next,
and some shocking news about Joe Cadiva Biden and Donald
the Crazy Man Trump.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
It's the Best Breadless Charm Matten, jeralm Farm six Tonight Matten,
Jerry Holladay Farm six to.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Night, Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Cherry Shows.

Speaker 10 (57:36):
It's a TV two.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Here's Rudah with your news headlines.

Speaker 6 (57:40):
Joe Biden's pulled even with Donald Trump and the race
to win the November election. A new poll shows that
each have forty percent support. The results were taken after
Biden's poor debate performance. Biden had previously been trailing behind Trump.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
I think that might be a little bit of wishful
thinking from Rudkin putting through these headlines, because it's not
really the election works in the States. It's the electoral
colleges and where Trump is ahead. The latest poll up
holes are giving him a seventy four percent chance of
winning and and the Democrats are twenty five percent chance

(58:16):
of winning.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Why do we have such a wite on for this
rivalry in this country. I feel like we talk about
a lot about Trump and Biden, both kind of helmets
in their own way. Of course, you got tum helmet.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
I think we're all focused on America on a lot
of things. We entertain them and all that kind of stuff,
to the point where people are really heavily trying to
import American politics who don't relate to us at all
into New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Because it's not what're at risk of happening.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
We're trying to ramp things up, like so we're like
that here, you know, we were just angry.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Yeah, Joe Biden would go and enlisted some kind of
bowls club, and I don't know, Donald Trump can stay
on the golf course, and maybe we wouldn't be so
concerned with it.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
I mean, yeah, God, if I was their age and
they had money.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
True. If I was their agent had the money that
those two had. The last thing I'd be bloody trying
to do was run for the most difficult job and
important job in the entire world. I'd be like, if
I was Trumpy, He's got a lot of golf courses,
I'd be golf hanging out with his lovely misses. You know,
I'd be doing that and whoever else he wants to.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
Hang out with many people. Yeah, and maybe this next
headline is going to sort that problem out. A new
type of politician is being developed using AI.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
I'm not surprised.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Parker the AI politician.

Speaker 6 (59:33):
Parker the AI Politician is being launched in Wellington today.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Okay by hoo some group that said.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
It all began by asking whether an apolitician could provide
facts rather than just push a party line.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Parker is proving that it can deliver comprehensive, contextually adaptive
policies for complex challenges like climate change. All right, Parker,
piss off, Parker, get out. You know we're not handing
over to AI just yet. Get out, Parker. Let's blow
Parker up, Let's let's go down and unplugged. Parker, is
there someone down in Wellington that you know, like one
of our Wellington listens. Get unplugged, Parker.

Speaker 6 (01:00:08):
Let's get a whole people and keep the people down
there and a restorm the capitol and arrest.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Everyone that's trying to create an AI politician's idea. And
Lulu Soon has advanced to the third round at Wimbledon.
The last New Zealand and make it that far in
the Championship was Marina Arakovich in twenty six down I
give them a taste a Kiwilu Soon.

Speaker 7 (01:00:28):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Yeah, the Matt and Jerry Show, it's the Man Jerry
Show without Jerry this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Yeah, we like to call ourselves the front boners. There's
also the back boners in the afternoon with Kezy, Mogi
and Hoidy J. Hoody J was sick yesterday. I had
to step in for for Hoody J wasn't well. But
there's also there's also questions around Mogi. So we've got
Keyzy on the show.

Speaker 13 (01:00:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
The big shows in disarray, Kezy. The big shows been
in disarray for pretty much three years.

Speaker 13 (01:00:57):
The day we started. Because we've got is Hoydy J,
who's you know, he's as our boss sumped it up
a walking shambles. At any moment, he'll have various ailment's
affecting him. And it turns out Mogi as Well's got
a terrible immune system. He's messaged today saying he's got
a similar issue to what Jerry's got at the moment,
so he won't be in so right sort that goes

(01:01:19):
like myself and you and the station will be thinking, oh, we're.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Holding the whole thing together, Casey, so hang on him
because Hoidy j had poop poo tum tum dedn'et that's right.

Speaker 13 (01:01:28):
He had sicky sicky tum tum poo pooh bum bum
that's right. Yeah, good news about that is apparently. And
I don't know whether this is you know, it's cleared
up quickly, or he heard your performance yesterday. But he
takes the first thing this morning at about six a m.
And saying, oh in today fowlers.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Oh really really, So he's feeling that he's feeling the
heat from me covering him up. You say, we've got
a little bit of audio for me because because you
invited me in and I misunderstood what was being said,
I thought you you said, could you come in and
be houghdy j today, And I thought you meant could
you be howdy Jay today? Not as opposed to fill
in for haughty Jay. So this is how the show started,
The Big show last night, the biggest show, our biggest shop, biggest,

(01:02:10):
biggest speaking good. You're mad bastard.

Speaker 9 (01:02:18):
It's the third of July twenty twenty four, and you,
my friends are listening to the Big Show brought to
you by night and.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Screwed up the night and day, didn't I?

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
It sounds a lot like Hosking and Jason had a child. Yeah,
what's a good performance.

Speaker 13 (01:02:38):
What it was was Matt was doing an impression. But
why he didn't realize he was doing was he was
doing an impression of carrying me well, doing a Mike
Hosking impression.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Yeah, that's what I was doing, wasn't I? And I
was gut it because because because I practiced all day
and the worst ones I did was on air, quite
good ones in the uber on the way down. So
you're going to be all right today, Kezy. I mean,
obviously you're the backbone of the backboners because you seem
to be able to stand up against mild illnesses. You

(01:03:06):
guys going to be right.

Speaker 7 (01:03:07):
You and Houghty J.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Today, me and Hoidy J. Are going to be just fine.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Matt.

Speaker 13 (01:03:11):
But if you're in the area again and your tire
just flat on your little e bike, definitely come in,
take your scarf off and come into the studio.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
Mate.

Speaker 13 (01:03:20):
It was an absolute pleasure. Can I just say the
way that you stuck around for sort of twenty minutes
and then left randomly, and then just as I was
clarifying that Matt has gone now you heard that, came
into the studio sort of whispered backbone a few times,
and then stuck around again for another twenty minutes. The
text machine the listeners were completely confused as to what

(01:03:41):
was going on, so I'd like to clear it up
right now. Moving forward, Matt Heath is officially on the
Big Show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Yeah that's right, Kezy, Haughty J, Mogi and Daddy Coos
in your afternoon's taking you home. Hey, I thank you
so much, Kesy, love you.

Speaker 13 (01:03:56):
Love you too, mate.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
You're right, but yeah, thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Yeah, mad Bastard, The Matte and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
It's like fifty three on Radio Hodach Jesus Davie Groll.
That song goes on for a couple of more minutes
than it needs to them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Yeah, that's right. In fact, Davy Groll and the Food
Fighters have gone on for six minutes there, and as
a result, we can't get to that exciting content. I
was just saying, up next, we're going to blast you
around controversial chat on your work email after a minister
of Justice Workers, some Ministers Justice Workers referred to Amen
as a bitch yes an online conversation, and she was
later seeing a message we were going to get stuck

(01:04:33):
into whether you should be firing around insults on your
work email, whether your bosses are reading it or your
coworkers are reading it. You were going to lay into
this company around a confidential report that came back and
blasted you in the face.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
I've also got some issues around the fact that I
work for the same company as my girlfriend. Some emails
exchanged there that probably don't need to get seen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
By the way, the stuff you guys seen each other
was absolutely filthy. I've been hacking into it, but anyway,
not enough time because Davy Groll and the Food Fighters
took six minutes with Aurora. But we will get into
that key issue for kiwis tomorrow and I'm coming live
from my hometown of Duneed and tomorrow I'm there going
down to watch the All Blacks on Sadday.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Are you flying down tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
A flying down tonight? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:05:16):
You do.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Could you try that new raw dog thing that's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Oh, raw dogging on the plane? Yeah, I will be
raw dogging on the plane. That's the new thing. It's
about becoming more chill in our lives by not constantly
blasting entertainment into our heads. Yes, so you sit on
the plane and you just experience it like God intended
flying through the year at one hundred and fifty kilometers
an hour. So I'll be doing that. Yeah. Yeah. But

(01:05:40):
on the Daily Bespoke podcast, which at eleven a m. Today,
we've got.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Richie Muwanga, Richie Muwanga, Marie.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
He'll be driving the ACC bus for so the All
Blacks from the big party we've got on Saturday and
at the Kensington.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
He doesn't feel like lacing up, does he? We might
need him, might have to ask him that extent.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Yeah, I know what is doing as he's driving a
bus around for the ACC and not actually playing for
the obecks. All right here you go. Thanks for listening,
all right, then get a bitter soon. Jerry, you have
been listening to the Matt and Jerry Radio Highlights pod.
Right now you can listen to the other Daily Bespoke pod,
which you will absolutely love. Anyway, set to download, like, subscribe, write, review,
all those great things. It really helps myself and Jerry

(01:06:20):
and to a lesser extent, Mass and Ruder. If you
want to discuss anything raised in this pod, check out
the Conclave and Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group. And
while I'm plugging stuff, my book of life is Punishing
by Matt. He's thirteen Ways to Love the life You've got.
It's out now, get it wherever you get your books,
or just google the bugger. Anyway you seem busy, I'll
let you go. Bless blessed, blessed, give them my taste

(01:06:41):
a kiwi from me,