October 29, 2025 • 46 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hdarchy Breakfast Load up on Landscaping with bunning straight
shut Mom, they're.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Come, jermy.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Ah the voice of an angel, Welcome along to the
Hidachey Breakfast. Thursday, the thirtieth of October twenty twenty five,
Halloween Eve.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh, Hello's eve Eve spooky. I'll tell you what the
short week man, it gets, it doesn't it. I felt
like a Wednesday this whole morning, and in a round
about way, it does. But it's also already Thursday. And
that's the I think almost as beautiful as having an
extra day off work as having that short week where
the whole week you're like, oh, that's right, Tomorrow's last
day the.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Week, so good, beauty. I love the short week. I
think everyone that experiences the short week thinks, why don't
we do this? Why?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Why don't we do this?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I like to do this.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I felt like that on Tuesday, and yeah, that on Monday,
but no, it was Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And even the industry that you can, why wouldn't you?
Why don't we When we invented the five day on
bloody two day off situation, that was because we were
all working in factories making four teap model te's. You
know that kind of thing. Well, now, surely with the
advances and technology and your bloody ais and you chet GPTs,
BG's and t season fees, surely, surely we're going to
(01:25):
accomplish five days working four days. Yeah, And that's why
I'm asking for your vote and the upcoming I.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Want to know. I want to know people out there
who don't want the three day weekend. Yeah they are
those people.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Farmers, but I mean they don't work, They just work
every day anyway, the.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Same people that want more texs.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Hey, guys going to take our job soon?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Exactly? Aren't we meant to be enjoying what leisure time? Now?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It wasn't that the whole problem in the nineteen sexes?
How are we going to deal with all the leisure times?
That was a load of cramp, wasn't it.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Jerry and Mini, the hold Ikey breakfast.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
On that man's the eighties.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Wow, let's just tell you, no auto tune on that.
I don't think so. I reckon that's some of that
stuff Queen was doing. You know, it looks it sounds
like auto tune, but no, I reckon, that's just fifteen
takes brother and a lot of cocaine.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
You had a lot of scarves, A lot of scarves,
too many scarves and scarves. I mean, we were talking
before about the five day week, the four day week,
shortening it with a three day week. I think someone
should talk to him about the amount of scarves he's operating, like,
why have you got them draping on the microphone? Steven Tyler,
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, I mean he'll probably tell you that's an acoustic thing.
I don't buy it.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I don't buy it.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
We were talking about the five day week, the four
day week because of course this week for most people
around the country is a short week, and of course,
as we were talking about that, that's going to trigger
anyone who doesn't have a short week this week. So
thank you for those people who have reached out. Obviously,
we'd love for everyone to have a short week if
you could. And I think you know, there's different industries
that have to work around the clock. You know, there's
there's some things that have to be done. One of
(03:00):
those industries should be routing, is it.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
But anyone who works at a factory or on a
farm or you know, now days off of those kinds
of things.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
And I think you get a lot of people complaining
her own businesses as well. They're like, wow, it's going
to cost us lots. It's like, well, yeah, I mean
that's the thing about owning a business and generally make
more money make owning a business, though, But you do
have to work oftentimes seven days.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
High floor, higher ceiling. But I would say that for
the most part, people that work, you know, like office
jobs or things like that.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Us like us, us grinding away in an office job.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
And you might sit there and think, I'm grinding away.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Grinding away on this bloody office job, turning up three hours,
grinding away for three hours.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I grind away at home as well. I'll have you guys,
and you sho's knock that on the head.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's way better when you don't in front of the kids.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It's just grinding away, always thinking.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh, and that's the hardest labor yet.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
The stress, the stress of worrying about what's happening the
next day.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Oh, worrying if the bloody is going to go all right?
You know, what are we going to talk about at
seven forty? What are we going to put a mastermind?
Oh god, what happens if a guest falls through. These
are the things we shelter you from New Zealand, right,
These are the things you don't have to deal with
because we do. These are the arrows in our back
so that you can stay safe. But anyway, people were
texting and someone said, I propose a restructure. Five day
(04:21):
work week, three day weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Oh yeah, I see what that is. So you go
five days working and then you go three days and
then you and then the next the next day, you
start on a Tuesday, and then you go five days
through on a Saturday. I'll tell you what Sunday, and
then you go Monday Tuesday. I quite like that.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I've worked on. Like often, if you're milking or working
on a dairy farm, you'll end up on a roster
like this where it's like eleven and three or something
like that, or you know these ridiculous cyclical rosters. Once
you wrap your heat around it, it's all right, and
it's quite nice having a day off in the middle
of the week. Yeah, But what we're talking about is
arranging the whole country so that we all get the
(04:58):
three day weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, I mean, and we could go with an oil
rag situation. Two weeks on, two weeks off. Yeah, so
you go fourteen days of work and then you go
fourteen I mean you can imagine fourteen days fourteen days off.
Can imagine that every month?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I am as you know, a lot of my family
live in Western Australia working in the mining industry. I
know what happens on those two weeks off, and that
is why no one ever comes back with money. You
will find a way to spend it on those two weeks.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
You don't come back with money or a partner.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
No, can I propose or your partner comes home without you?
Can I propose perhaps another mining roster, a four on
four off, whereby you only end up working half the year.
Two day shifts, twelve hour shifts, yeah, a twenty four
hour swing, and then two night shifts and then four
days off.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Okay, so you go four to four, So you go
four hours and you have lunch, and then you go
another four and then you go eight hours of rest
and then you come back on for another.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
No, no hour shifts, oh, twelve hour shift our shifts. Yeah,
so twelve twelve you get a twenty four hour and
then you've got twelve hour night shift, twelve hour night shift,
then four days off. Now, the great part about that
is you're only working half the year at most. The
other part of that is if you take one roster off,
so four days, you've now got twelve days off because
(06:15):
it's four four four. Oh yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Okay, what about this proposal for office workers just turning
up and then just spending most of the time on
your phone and your computer and just check social media
all the time, and then take a couple of toilet breaks,
take some real long toilet breaks where you sit on
your phone with your I you know, ear pods on
them and watch some content and then come back and
then start off of drinks at three. What about that?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I think it's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Here's John Morning, John, how are you?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, good fellas? I used to run the old fourteen
and seven fourteen seven days off the key where that
is not enough time to get into trouble. With seven
days off time, you can get into a shitload of trouble.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Way, So, John, what was that job?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Drilling?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Dralling service? Drailing you make drill, You're just drilling rolls,
pulling rocks out of the ground.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
So fourteen days. How how were you on days eleven, twelve, thirteen,
and fourteen?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Are your person to get out of there?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah? Delirious? Do you reckon? It's even harder around sort
of day six when you when you've still got over
a week to hit you.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
The worst is a plane like faircafter seven days you
just the gold rooms.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Really after the seven days of how hungover were you
on day two of your seven days off?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I was drunk the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I was on the week.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah all right, John, Okay, So seven days you reckon,
it's about the limit. Any longer than that you start
to get yourself in trouble.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Absolutely, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, that's great, John, thanks for your call. Appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Don't mind fourteen and seven. As he said, jeez, the
flight back to site forty, I mean the hangover, the
comedown from a week on the wheeze right into I'm
out in this desert for two straight weeks.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Here Jerry and Mania the hod Ikey Breakfast. The history
of Yesterday, Today Tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Today is the thirtieth of October twenty twenty five, and
on this day in nineteen sixty one, the Soviet onion
tests a fifty eight megaton hydrogen bomb named Zarbomba.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I've never heard it called the Soviet onion, but that
makes a lot of sense, doesn't it? Olayas well to you?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It's onion, isn't it? So that would have been, like
still the most powerful nuclear weapon ever designated. Official name
Ardius two twenty or Big Ideas.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Goodbye Ardias. Who calls it Ardias two twenty. It's always
called big Ivan.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, no one's ever called it Arts two twenty. Zarbomba
means king of bombs took place on Nevaya Zembla, an
island in the Arctic Ocean, more than three thousand times
the power of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Mike. That's quite that's quite powerful.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I'm going to give away a bit of my own
geographical ignorance here, but I've got a couple of friends
who are on their honeymoon at the moment, and they
went to Hashima, and I was like, didn't that didn't They?
Apparently they rebuilt it, So I thought it was just gone.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Oh you thought they wiped out the whole place.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well, I don't know, they rebuilt Well they never went
back to Chernobyl.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, but different.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Is that a bit different?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
But Auckland, Auckland had that one on the Richter scale
earthquake that time we rebuilt.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yep, it was there the floods on Auckland anniversary a
couple of years ago.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
With some prayers for some press, it produced.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
A mushroom cloud sixty kilometers high. I got no frame
of reference for that. How high does a plane flight?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Sixty So forty eight forty thousand feet, so thirty nine
thousand feet, So that's happened thirteen that's thirteen thirteen k's
about so that sixty k's yeah, thirteen k's so that's
pretty high. Bro, that's nearly five what's five times?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That's pretty high. Four times wouldn't get much tiger than
that would The shock wave circled the earth three times
and broke windows as far away as a thousand kilometers
away wind. It broke wind, buildings fifty four kilometers away
were destroyed, and third degree burns would have been sustained
up to one hundred kilometers away. That is ridiculous. So
if you drop that thing on christ Hi, you would
have blown up Ashburton as well.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Wow, Hey, we've got a person that's calling for it.
We've never had a person that's ever called through during
the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow team at Oh. I
think Zayan is on the line. I mean, it'll be
interesting to see what they've got to say.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Zoe's chewing his bloody year off though.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Just making sure he's not dropping his own bomb.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, that's right, one hundred ks away, fifty four kilometers
destroyed and third degree burns happens studio. She's cheering his
bloody year off, is what's going on? Can we talk
to Zay and Zoe? You're just going to hold him
the whole morning.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
She loves, she loves rumming on the phones.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Good morning Zany there.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, mate, just let you know this. Multiple carnage on
the bridge, absolute carnage.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Multiple pilot on the bridge Auckland Harbor.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Bridge, coming down the North Harbor Bridge. You're heading towards
that tunnel right about now. Things could be getting pretty
sideways because people go like a lunatic at this time
of the morning.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
This is great information to stand We're to stand still, Zay,
are we?
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Yeah, it's gonna be the cars sideways.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
There's multiple spots. Obviously someone triggered something and it's fired
back up the line, cars sideways, missing wheels.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, finally it's finally all happened.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I come across there at the time of the morning.
I think one of these days people are tailgating.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Massive lane diving is just nonsense. Okay. So just a
quick just a quick check on new Zane. You haven't
been taking psilocybin, not since five, not since five in
the morning, kicking and yeah no, thank you, zay, appreciate that.
So heads out if you're if you're on the if
(12:08):
in Auckland, on the way to work on the motorway,
go around.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Coming down, hitting north on the other side.
Speaker 9 (12:14):
Of the harbor.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
So hold on, hitting north, coming down the other side
of the harbour bridge. Yeah, yeah, right, yeap, okay, So
you're on the is that on the shore side, yes, okay,
all right. So if you're hitting back into if you're
hitting into town from them nor Shure, you're probably okay.
But if you're hitting away north of the harbor bridge,
then you look out for that.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Thanks Ze, thank you much for that, zaying.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
All right, So this is the first we've never stopped
the history of your stay, but we will stop it
for information like that.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
That's right, and you've heard it here first on the
Radio Hodaki Breakfast Show. Born on this day in nineteen sixty,
Diego maradonad widely considered one of the greatest footballers of
all time, died in twenty twenty at the age of sixty.
Henry Winkler, best known for his role as the Fonds
on the television series Happy Days, Only eighty Only eighty, jeez,
still going eighty.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I thought he'd be older than that. Henry dangerously short.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Gavin Rossdale, frontman of the rock band acc Here g
Lan's Back Bush, which found major success in the nineteen
ninety s sixty Today and that is the traffic update
for that.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Time's over traffic.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
That's times over traffic for today, tomorrow, tomorrow, for Thursday,
the thirtieth of October twenty and twenty five. My grandfather
walked through the ashes of the Hiroshima bomb about three
weeks after it. I have some of the photos he
took them. They're very small packs can't see too much. Wow,
that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Jerry and Midnight the Holadarchy.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Breakfast time for latest sport headlines. Thanks to expert Ultra
the beer for Here New Zealand have won the second
One Day Cricket International against England and Hamilton by five
wickets to clinch the three match series two nil with
a game to spare. Pace bowler Blair Techna returned figures
of four for thirty four from eight overs and his
first Odie I since May twenty twenty three, as the
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tourists capitulated for one hundred and seventy five and thirty
six overs. The hosts reached the target in the thirty
fourth over.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Thank god too, because that when they scored one seventy five,
I was like, I'm pretty sure we're going to win this.
But what I'm worried about is us taking forty nine
overs to do it. Great to see take me back
out they're taking four wickets. He's been through so. I mean,
if you've watched the news recently, they have all done
a story on as they lost their family home in
the cyclone. Gabrielle down there in Hawk's Bay or up
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there in Hawks Bay, depending where you were. I went
over and played cricket over in the UK and then
his wife was diagnosed with the kemia. Yes, and now
he's come back in taken four to thirty four against England.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Good on a nice guy chucks the shuckers up, chucks
the shackers up.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Now, given that he's from the Hawks Bay, potentially problematic
throwing up the shackers. But but we're going to give
him a pass. We're going to give him a.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Pass that We're definitely giving him a pass, but.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
A freshetk as well, and that looks sick.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, we're giving him a pass for flying colors.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I noticed that he because he can grow a very
powerful mustache and I was a little disappointed not to
see it on him yesterday. But Lane pointed out November
starting this month, so he's gone the clean shave so
that he can grow a freshy this November.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Meanwhile, Australian captain Pat Cummins has made a tentative return
to bowling and a brief net session in Sydney with
hopes of returning two or three matches into the five
Test ashes series.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, I mean, well miss him. They will miss him,
particularly with Joffra Archer firing up for England at the moment.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
How good is that guy watching him yesterday?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
He's very good. Now he was only bowling and saund
the punishing cricket chattel arm but he was I think
as fast as ball was about one hundred and forty
four K. So now this is a guy who can
bowl over one fifty. And I think that their coaches
might have just been like, hey, no, need to bring
you back too much, you know, just get through this
spell and tell you what, he's pretty effective at one forty.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yeah, he's had injury issues. I think he bowls within himself.
Now I was calling he get good bounce.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I was calling him yesterday the Leipia you only see
him once every four.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
And disappointment for the Silver Ferns after losing the Constellation
Cup to the Diamonds and an extra time series decider
at christ Church. He's won the Fourth Test sixty two
fifty seven. And then that meant that it was two
all in the Constellation Cup, which meant that the scores
were reset for the teams to play a fourteen minute
period to determine the overall winner.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Like a penalty shootout a year and it was.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Seven minutes each end. They played two quarters or two
hors what do you want to call it? Australia prevailed
twelve eleven.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I was looking at it as I went to sleep.
Last night on my app on the Herald app and
it was having goal and it went goal, and then
it went back and forth and I couldn't hear anything.
I tried to get the commentary and they had the
commentary for the normal part of the game, and then
for some reason, Yvonne Wallowing disappeared for the second But man,
that was close. Got those girls twelve eleven. That was
(16:57):
a great game.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
So what do you reckon sack Noles? Yeah, well I
think we're going to have to.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I'd say, well, what have they gone better or worse?
With her? Who knows she's going on the tour though,
they're about to embark on an overseas tour.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Even after they just lost that fourteen minute period twelve eleven.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Well, she wasn't involved in that was she was. Jurry
was the coach.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Jeez, I can't bloody.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Keep up Jerry and Minnie the hot I key breakfast.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Hey, I've got a new issue in my life, and
you guys might be able to help me with it.
Every time I show my kids a video, Now, if
something gets sent to me on socials or something on AI,
I'm questioning on sorry, on Instagram, I'm questioning whether it's AI.
Like for example, yesterday had a video sent to me
about a dog and it had this guy and he said,
(17:44):
are we going to go for? Are we going to
go for? And the dog actually looked like the guy
and it was like a greyhound dog and it was
like getting really really excited about what. Maybe it's going
to be a walk. And then when he finally said walk,
it sort of put us pour on And I sent
it to my daughter and she said no way, and
I'm like ah. And then there was another baby and
(18:04):
a dog. I'm getting a lot of dog human videos
obviously sent through on my Instagram, but another one which
was a baby going making a wolf noise and then
the dog barking back at the baby. Have you seen
that one?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
No, I've seen one where it's like security camera footage
in the or like baby monitor footage and the baby
comes past riding the dog and that when they're a
little bit outlandis like that. It's easier to pick. But
I know what you mean, because the thing that's happening
to me at the moment is people are using AI
to doctor up fake band tour images. This is happening
(18:35):
to my message. She's a big country music tragic, so
you know, they're a little more obscure the artists, and
it's driving her insane because every morning she'll see five
different artists of touring New Zealand and they're not. And
now it's just happened to me because I've just seen
the Food Fighters Queens of the Stone Age thing saying
that that just announced a North America tour, that touring together.
(18:55):
It's not real, like here's another bloody AI thing. Well,
but then I was talking about it. Data that is real,
but I thought it wasn't because I'm so, you know,
paranoid about paranoid about AIH.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Well, so that is real.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
And Queens of the Stone Age they're doing some shows
next year in Canada and the State September.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
What a lineup that is.
Speaker 10 (19:16):
Let's work on getting over to that. By the way,
now that I know it's real, it's a good idea.
I saw a thing the other day and I didn't
know whether it was real or not. State of Origin
at Eden Park twenty twenty seven, Supposedly Game two of
the State of Origin is going to be held at
Eden Park. Was that is that real or not?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
So that that is? That is not AI as far
as I can tell, because they've been interviewing people about it.
But the way they're talking about it is it's set
to happen in twenty twenty seven, like it probably will happen,
and the I don't know. The way they're talking about
it still seems like the gate's a little bit open
for a rug.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Pool because if I was an Australian.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
But I don't think that's Ai.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
That's not Ai, it's not Aika, because.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
If I was a Australian, I'd be like, it's not
going to bring more Australians across the New Zealand to
it because you'd go to go either go to Brisbane
or Sydney. In that situation, you wouldn't choose to get
to Game two in New Zealand. No, Well to do that,
a whole lot of New Zealanders might go, for sure,
But in fact it would be fantastic for New Zealanders.
But what's that? What is the benefit for Australians having
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and having and having that in New Zealand?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Nothing? And as we know, they are actually not interested
in rewarding keep rugul league kids at all.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
No, since when did they care about New Zealand Rugby League.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
What I think they should do, if they're interested in
just rewarding their own fans is is take state of
origin not to Auckland, but take it to Queenstown where
Australians actually want to go. You know what I mean?
Then I think you would get a lot of people
over there in winter. That's a great it would be.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Wow. You also have to build a stadium pretty cold.
John Davies Oval not quite the same, not quite the same.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I just confuse it even more. Jerry. Someone sticks through
and three four O three the greyhound Chap is not AI.
He has a dedicated channel for interactions with this dog.
What is real anymore? I know?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
This is the thing you can ask the question.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Someone comes back with the answer, Oh really, the guy
looks like a greyhound. I'll show you the cuple a
little bit later.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Sure that text is AI?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Is this unfortunate AI radio show a coming up after?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
That's one thing? You know? This is real? I mean
the guy couldn't do something as craps this.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Jerry and Mania the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mini
The hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
So Auckland f C take on Adelaide United at go
meet a Statum on Saturday. It's their third A League
game of the season. They've got one win and one
draw so far.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
With a clean sheet.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
A sheet and joining us in the studios there goalkeeper
ne signing for twenty twenty five. Ali say welcome to
the show.
Speaker 11 (21:52):
Ali, guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Clean sheet.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
Yeah, the boys doing their jobs and hopefully we can
keep building on that. That's that's the end of the
game for us at that end of the park. So
things are things are pretty rosy so far.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
This is something that Jerry wanted to know. We were
talking about it off here. Do you do you prefer
saving a goal or not seeing that thing at all?
Speaker 11 (22:12):
I might much rather have the ball down the other
end of the park not seeing it at all. It's
a lot less stressful.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Yeah, I've always wondered that. The other thing. I've got
a lot of questions for you, Olie, actually because never
I've never interviewed a football goalkeeper before. But do you
dream like in your dreams? Would your would your dream
as a football player be? Would you rather save an
amazing shot on goals?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
So match winning saved?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Let's just imagine like the ball just swinging away into
the corner. It's gonna it's gonna go into the corner
of the net, and you see it late and then
you dive away to your right and you just tip
it away. Or would you rather score a match winning
goal for your teams.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Say, like like ninetieth minute corner you get called up
out of goal.
Speaker 11 (22:58):
The right answer is probably the same, but deaf only
the dreams more scoring goals, right, you know, I've probably
made enough saves of my time now for it to
be considered just part of the job. But yeah, never
never had one at the other end. So I'd love
to love to find my name of the score. You
I'd be a little bit worried that what my celebration
would be. I'm not sure how far I'd take that
I could get out of hands totally something good practice,
(23:19):
yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
What's what's conversely, what's the nightment? What's the worst kind
of goal to lit it?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I've had a couple.
Speaker 11 (23:25):
I mean, when you play, when you play long enough, yeah,
you know, you throw a few in. So had a couple.
Had a real slow per roller through my.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Legs last year.
Speaker 11 (23:38):
So that wasn't much fun, and certainly copped a bit
for that, but yeah, it's any goal you can see
it is no good. But yeah, someone that embarrasses you
or puts you on someone else's highlights, good is it?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
The slightly caught out of position, maybe a little bit
too forward and then someone sort of plunks one over
the top.
Speaker 11 (23:56):
That's not good either.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
That hurts.
Speaker 11 (23:57):
That's especially for a big tour weld like myself. That's
a dent in the ego. You know, that shouldn't happen
too often. But like I said, does happen from now?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
So what happens? I mean, if you do if that
situation does occur, and God forbid it doesn't. But if
it does, how do you deal with that? Because I
mentioned that's quite tricky, especially for your teammates.
Speaker 11 (24:16):
Yeah, I think I think most of goalkeeping is mental
and upstairs. Like it's like I said, mistakes is going
to happen, And the difference between playing in goals and
playing the outfield is one mistake is punished straight away
and it's generally a goal. So you can't get away
with making half a does of mistakes during a game.
So you move on pretty well, You learn to move
on pretty quickly. It's just part and part of the game.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
So yeah, So what about playing for AUCKLANDFC. Now, obviously
this is the second year that did extremely well last year,
but you have played for the Wellington Phoenix as well,
and this is New Zealand's newest rivalry. But it's not manufactured.
It is for real. There is a genuine rivalry there.
How do you feel about it? And do you now
hate the Wellington VA.
Speaker 11 (24:58):
Look, yeah, it's pretty cool. It's not something that I
kind of ever thought was possible when I started playing
foot and went, especially when I went and chased pro football.
I had to leave Auckland to go to go and
do so, so it's pretty exciting for me. And like
you said, the rivalry is genuine. I think the rivalry
between Wellington and Orkland is genuine in any walk of life,
not really even just sports. So yeah, it's pretty unique.
(25:18):
And those are the ones in the calendar that I've
got highlighted and circled because I'm looking forward to them
the most. But I don't know if I'd go as
far as saying I hate Wellington. I hate the weather,
I'll definitely say that, but no, I don't hate Wellington
it's going to be different from me, especially you know,
I've got so many good mates there as well. But
it doesn't mean that that game is going to have
any less spice for me, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I know.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
In some sports people who play a similar position hang
out together. I know, and cricket off in time, the
bowling group hangout. Bowlers kind of have a certain mentality.
I know. In rugby, front rowers are the only ones
that can really have a non conversation with each other.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Is that the same in football?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Due because there's obviously a group of goalkeepers, you're not
the only one, do you guys hang out together? Yeah.
Speaker 11 (26:04):
We call it the GKU, the Goalkeeping Union. It's pretty unique.
Like I said, there's anyone spot to play for as well,
so it's a real balance of closeness yet competitiveness. So
it's pretty enjoyable. But anyone to tell your goalkeepers are
pretty weird people. You've got to be pretty out there
to be a keeper and have a few screwzeres, so
those conversations are a bit different to others, probably much
(26:26):
like the front row club.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Well, thanks very much for coming in, Olie, and best
of luck for Saturday, and good luck for keeping that
clean sheet. It's great the support that AUCKLANDFC have got,
not only in Auckland but across New Zealand. And we
look forward to watching you play this year.
Speaker 11 (26:42):
Appreciate it. Thanks for having me looking forward to it.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Juriam the Night the Holdikey Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
It's time for the Hidickey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Mastermind be Yesterday's master Montok was Roads of National Significance
and James the drain Layer from Elson who loves a ham,
cheese and mustard toasty, couldn't take away the prize. So
today we're two hundred and fifty dollars up for grabs
jackpots fifty dollars every day we don't ever win it.
And since Henry Winkler, who played Fonsie on Happy Days,
(27:13):
is turning eighty today, today's Mastermind topic is Happy.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Days Adjacent Happy Days Adjacent. On the line is Mike
from Mosgow. Morning, Mike, how are.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
You good morning? I'm good things.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Mike?
Speaker 6 (27:27):
You're a caretaker, yes, or any caretaker?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
And I believe you are the oldest person in New
Zealand to eat cocoa pops.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Oh, I love cocoa pops closely followed by honeypuff.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Do they still make honeypuff? I don't think I've sent
honeypuff in a long time. How would you describe the
taste and texture of cocoa pops? Mike?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
It's just like a chocolate milkshake, a little bit more crunchy.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Monkey, just like a chocolate mercury. I don't think honeypuffs,
I don't. I actually honeypuffs don't exist anymore. Yeah, we
bought the last of the We bought the last of
the honeypuffs. I mean, honey puffs are yours and mine?
Well not anymore?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, they're not, And not even the two hundred and
fifty dollars Mike could potentially win today would buy them
a pack of honey puffs.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
How much do you love cocoa pops? Mike? Will you
have cocoa pops in the afternoon? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:18):
I would?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Will you go?
Speaker 7 (28:22):
You're getting expensive though.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
So yeah, do you ever settle for coco puffs?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
No, Mike is a man of principal poor imitation. Nine
dollars at Walli's for the Kellogg's cocoa pops, So two
hundred fifty bucks to get your fear few of those
twenty five of them Wims twenty six probably?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah, you know how this works. Date you, Mike, forty
five seconds, five questions. You've got to get three correct,
can passit anytime. If we stuff it up, you win, gotcha.
Question number one for Mike who loves Coco Pops? Which
actor played Arnold in Happy Days and Mister Miyagi and
the Karate Kid Patna Wickrita correct? Anson Williams played Warren Webber.
(29:02):
What name was the character better known by Potsy? Correct?
Direct Ron Howard, who played Richie Cunningham, won two Oscars
for What two thousand and one filma What nineteen ninety
eight movie featured Henry Winkler and Adam Sandler.
Speaker 7 (29:19):
An, he's done that, Well done, Well done, Mike, you
won two.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Hundred and fifty backs.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Excellent work, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Oh yeah, I'd watch my movies.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, you had Bobby Boushee in your mind, didn't You
were just looking for the name.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
Yes, yeah, I could picture it.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I could picture it H two O high quality.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
The fifth question was Scott Bayer, who played Chachi stud
and What TV sitcom between nineteen eighty four and ninety
ninety with.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
A great theme song?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Chout and Jacky, Yes.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Chews and Chad, and let's not forget Nichol. Yeah, Jamie,
sounds like forget Nichol. No, I never forget. I'll never forget, Jamie.
This is a well worn path through there, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Well, Mike, it just sounded like movies are right up
your alley and this is the convergence of the right
topic with the right player, and you've won yourself two
hundred and fifty dollars. Congratulations, mate, much appreciated thing.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Get on your mic. Very happy for you. Coming up
after eight o'clock My Theories.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Jerry's theories.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, man, I was going to give me a question.
I'll come up with an answer and a reason why.
And then you've got to figure out what answer I've
come up with and the reasons why.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
If it sounds confusing, don't worry. We've got a handy
sting that explains it all.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
After eight Jerry and Midnight the Darchy Breakfast, we give
Jerremy Will's a question.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
He has to come up an answer and a reason why.
You have to figure out what answer he would come
up with and a reason why. If you're closest, you win.
It's time for Jerry theory.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Now remind me Jerry, because we did have a carryover champion.
This was part of the segment where if you won
one week, you got first bite at the cherry the
next week. Did you guys do it last week?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
We did do it. Last week We basically hit g lane.
I think we did percentage of New Zealanders who are vegan,
which I thought was two point one nine percent, and
we did have a carea of a champion, But I cannot,
for the life of me remember who it was.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
We don't write things down around here, So if it was,
you give us a call eight hundred hodak if you
want to have a first bite at the cherry. Up
for grabs to day as well. By the way, guys,
is a she had album? Ask me which one it is?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Which one is it?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Don't know because Zoe didn't write it on the front
of it before she wrapped it, and so it is
wrapped and ready to be sent out. Mystery. She had
album Wow, all right?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
She had spores spare o, spare question mark.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
I think this is there?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Don't know anyway? Does she had viny Love for grabs
here to whoever it is that guesses as close to
Jerry's theory on listenings question.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah, in the past, we've had what year was the
first backflip performed? I thought it was fifteen thirty five? Yep.
How many sexual partners do I think the and I
had had? I thought you'd had eleven. What percentage of
the population did I think had joined the mile high club?
I thought it was less than a percent now and
last week, as we said, I thought two point one
of New Zealand is a vegan.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
That's right. Today's theory that I would like to find
out from you, Jerry. I would like to know that
she had albums just fallen over. I would like to
know how many New Zealanders does Gerry think will be
trick or treating this Halloween?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Okay, so how many New Zealand's We're not talking about
a percentage here, We're talking about an actual number.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
And actual number. So I guess the first thing you
need to qualify is what age range is appropriate to
be trick or treating?
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Yeah? Okay, And the other thing what what constitutes trick
or treating? So is that is that people who are
getting the lollies and dishing them out to people, they
are they trick or treating because they are already participating
in the trick or treating process.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I think it's I think it's the person who is
approaching the door. It's not the person sitting at home
dolling out the candy, okay, or being tricked all right?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
So with younger kids, do I count the adult that's
supervising the group?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Very interesting? Do you, as an adult typically ask for treats?
Right if you're trick or trading? Would you if you say,
for example, when you're taking your kids around, or you
rerel you know, and you're the supervising adult, do you
also ask for a week treat?
Speaker 3 (33:51):
I think you help you? So, I mean, any kid
would say would you like one? Wouldn't they?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:55):
A nice kid?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
But would you ask another grown man who's just answered
his door and you're standing in the front yach.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Oh, could I have one as well?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Can I please have a wed treat? Please? One for dad,
one for dad.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
I just steal them once they get the kids get home,
and then I really help myself and generally my kids
get heaps and lollies and then they, weirdly enough, in
the morning, don't have that many?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I think no, I think. I think you're going people
showing up in costume asking trickle treat on Halloween Eve,
So I don't think which is Friday, right, because Rudy
you were saying in your neighborhood they're potentially doing a
Saturday trickle treat.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
No, well, that's what they do every year in the
community of Riverhead, West Auckland, as they have it on
the Saturday, the first Saturday after Halloween, because you know,
sometimes during the week it can be a bit problematic,
so they just schedule it for the Saturday, all day
open for your family and then you can recover the
next time on Sunday as well.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
They're different out there in Riverhead.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
They are.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
They are different than the mushrooms mushroom ushroom.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
But also it's not really up to you. You know,
the spirits will come out on all Hallows Eve, whether
you have planned that or not.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
It's certainly a gro knowing thing. I love it. It's
a great way to get out in amongst your neighborhood,
like that's that's the idea.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Really, and it marks the season as well, which I
think is quite cool. When you go over to the
start home. I'm not gonna talk about it again, but
they do it great over there. I think we should
do it a little bit more here anyway, Friday night,
people dressed up in costumes asking trick or treat to people.
How many people do you think Jerry thinks are doing
it this week? Give us a call eight hundred haidaki.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
It's not how many, there's not how many youth, how
many things?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
That's how many you think Jerry thinks based on what
you've heard him describe just now.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah, because obviously we're not going to be able to
get to the bottom of how many people it is anyway.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
There's no real answer. So yeah, I see, we've got
our carry over champ Greg on the line as well,
so we'll go to Greek first. But you've still got
a chance to get in the drawer. So oh, eight
hundred haidaki three two three six. If you'd like to
text through as well, we have a mystery. She had
album up for grabs.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
Jerry and the Night for the Darky Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, pretty straightforward. The question today is how many New
Zealanders does Jerry think will be trick or treading on Friday,
which is Halloween.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Three people can come in with a guest. Let's go
to Nikola first. Good morning, Nikola, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Now, how many people do you think I think are
going to be trick or treating on Friday?
Speaker 5 (36:20):
About five? Four hundred and fifty thousand?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Okay, four hundred and fifty thousand, I mean, can you
can you? Actually you need a not about Nikola. I
need an exact number from you.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Okay, we're going I'm going then four hundred k. And
that's because there's about a million children in New Zealand,
and you.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Think forty percent of those children will be trickle treading.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
That that's about right, one of mind, mate, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Well some of them are heavily Christian and Hindus and
they won't they won't be out there.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yep. No, okay, So Nicholas locked in at four hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
So we're going to Andrew.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Let's going to Andrew. Yeah, Andrew, how many people do
you think I think are going to be trick or
treating on Friday? All right?
Speaker 9 (37:06):
Do you want the number or the percentage?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
The number?
Speaker 12 (37:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Okay, I've got to do some meths.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
In my head.
Speaker 9 (37:13):
Okay, but well I can tell you it's going to
be zero at my house, probably probably large over the
whole country. What's the population used.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Island, let's call it five yeah, five mil.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
I think that last lady said about a million of
those people are kids. I mean, not every kid's gonna
do it. I'd say three hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Three hundred thousand. Okay, So we've got three, a four hundred,
we've got a three hundred, and now we've got greg
Our carryover Champ, Good morning Greg. How many people do
you think Jerry thinks will be trick or treating.
Speaker 8 (37:54):
Good morning fellows? Well, I've been numbers down to here,
so five I reckon about five and a half million.
Right of that, you've got to look at your urban
versus rural splits very good because rural kids, I'm rural,
and it's a shipload further between houses when you're rural, Right.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
You're not walking down gravel road.
Speaker 8 (38:18):
Now you're not walking you know, you're not walking down
number eight roads. So we're not doing that. So you've
also got some other splits in terms of I'm thinking
that we'll say twenty two percent or two point two
million people live urbanly. Of that I'm thinking about there's
going to be about five hundred thousand kids. I'm going
(38:39):
to go like a quarter yep, are going to be
of age. Right once you take into the account your
religious aspect, I'm saying, you're probably going to drop that
down to four hundred thousand potentials apathy on the part
of the child, I think it's going to it's probably
going to reduce that down by a decent percentage. I
(38:59):
reckon to thirty. And then once you've also got that,
and then you've got willingness of the parents to a company,
I'm thinking that you're going to be down around that.
Oh look, I'm going to put a number on it.
I'm going to hit one hundred and seventy twenty.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I can't fault the logic. But the only thing here
is Greg. It's what does Jerry think.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Now.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Jerry is a very practical, logical person, and I think
the thought process that Greg's just explained is going to
be very similar to the way you would have thought
about it. Jerry, Well, it is.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
It is slightly similar to what I was thinking, because
I went five point three million, right, people starting from
a different base than all through and a slightly different base.
But I was looking at the demographics actually just the
other day of how many, because there's a new number
out and I did definitely think about the urban rural
split one hundred percent. But also the first thing I
did was take out eighteen percent of the population. So
(39:54):
let's just say twenty percent of the population who are
old people who hate Halloween and the thing New Zealand tradition,
they don't want any so that they are gone. Also,
they're not going to dress up in costumes, so you're
looking at probably I think it's actually extended out because
nowadays people are going a little bit older. I think
you're looking sort of into your early twenties, and some
people wandering around in their early twenties and they mainly
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do it just to go. They're not really looking for
the lollies. They're actually just looking to dress up and
wander around and get drunk in the neighborhood. So I
think the number that number of people who are eligible
in terms of kids is actually slightly higher. There's definitely
a socioeconomic split that's going on.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
I think I know that there's a street in Herne
Bay Armore Road which is the most trick or treated
street in New Zealand, is there right yep, which is
in one of the wealthiest suburbs in New Zealand. I
have got to a number.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Okay, now just quickly to recap. Greg one seventy five,
Nicola four hundred k, Andrew three hundred k. Your number, please, Jerry.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
I gotta tell you, Greg, you're pretty good. I got
one hundred seventy two and eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Why is the carryover? Cham Congratulations? Greg, You've won yourself
a mystery she had Vinyl.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
I look forward to mysteriously out the good on your Greg.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Congratulations. I like griggs calculations.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Hard luck Nikola and Andrew that I don't think they were.
They were that far off and you can't fault the logic.
But unfortunately she's a fickle mistress. Jerry's theories. It's not
it's not the number you arrive at, it's the number
you think Jerry's going to arrive at.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
I can tell you that that number is growing every year.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Oh definitely.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
So if we do the same thing next year, I'm
going to be going to the one hundred and eighties.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Should we go trick or treating?
Speaker 3 (41:38):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I'm a bad idea.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
A text has come through on three four eighty three. Jerry,
You've been hiding something from us and we need to
address it. I'm gutted that it's come through so late,
but we need to address it right now. The text
reads thusly, Hey Jerry, Ryan Fox here, how did your
round of golf today not make the sports headlines? You're
got to play golf with Ryan Fox today?
Speaker 3 (42:02):
I am playing golf with Ryan Fox today.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
How did that not make the sports headlines?
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Well? Look, let's just say I was trying not to
think about it too much because when I start to
think about it just makes me nervous.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
You're going to have to stand out there in front
of a PGA too, a player and tee it up.
What's going to happen?
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Don't start. This is what happened to me before I
played in the New Zealand Open. It's a pro am event.
I was an am obviously, and I played with a
pro and beforehand Stephen Fleming, former New Zealand captain Stephen
Fleming's head, Have you ever have you played this before? Jimmy?
And I said no, and he goes, have you ever
played in any tournaments before where you've got to hit
(42:44):
your first T shirt in front of a whole lot
of people. And I said, no, I haven't. He goes, hmmm.
He goes, it's the most terrifying thing that you'll ever
do in your life. And I was like, coming from you,
I was like, it's not. Surely you've done scary things. Heyes, faced,
brittley at the whacker. He goes and teeing off. The
(43:04):
New Zealand Open is far scarier than that. I'm like, oh,
what was it? And he was right, you.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Won't have a gallery today?
Speaker 3 (43:11):
They will you No, But I mean anywhere Ryan Fox plays,
he probably people probably want to see him at the ball.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
And the other thing is a gallery of faceless people
versus one person who you know and know is very good.
The thing is he won't be judging you, you know
what I mean, this is what he does for a job.
He's not gonna he's not going to look at you.
He's not going to look at your stands and be like,
well he's immediately going to slice this.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
He won't be doing that. No, I mean he I
think the other thing is I imagine that a guy
who's is he like the twenties something, best player in
the world or something, maybe even number one. To me, mate,
he's definitely number one New Zealand golfer. I think to
those guys, there's like professional golfers and then there's every
other person who's not a professional golfer. So everyone's a
muppet unless you're a professional golfer.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Even someone with like a scratch handicap, which is as
good as you can get as an amateur. Really, yeah,
probably to them would still be like, so you're so
far away from where I'm at.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Yeah, Well, I'm sort of hoping that. Let's just say
that straight after I've done the podcast, I'm hitting straight
to the golf course and I'm going to be working
very hard on the swing, and I'm going to iron
out every kink, every problem I've ever had. It's going
to be sorted at that driving range before I get
on the tip. That's what you're going to do, absolutely,
and which means that when I stand on that tea
for the first time, I just know that I'm just
beautiful little drawer.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Oh, you'd be so full of confidence.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Well that's very interesting, Jerry, because I've contacted Ryan Fox
in the background as well. I said, Ryan Manaia and
I have just seen your text wheel address this before nine.
He said, haha, good, I'm on my way to the
course now, to which I said, just get a few
practice shots, and he said, I've got a two hour
lesson first.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
So that's what he's doing this.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
I presume he's teaching that. Listen.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
He's still getting listen.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
He's crazy.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
He's practicing. This is the thing I follow through. I
know what it's like. The main problem is potting the
tea in the ground with the ball. And if your
hand's shaking like mine was the news in like mine
will again be today. It's really really problematic.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
What is you know? We had Olie sail in here earlier.
If you missed it, gun down to the podcast. You
asked him, what's like the what's the dream scenario, what's
the nightmare scenario? Yeah, I'd like to ask you the
same question. What's best case scenario? Best case scenario? In
my mind? As you stripe the first T shirt?
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Ah, if I stripe the first T shirt, then you
know what you've just said tonight, which is actually the
main thing, is that you've just got to think if
I hit this really, really well, this will be magic. Now,
what's the nightmare, Jeri, you can't think about the nightmare scenario.
It's a duff chip. Oh my god. No, it's a
duff off the tea. I mean it's an earshot. Imagine
an airhot. I mean I haven't had one of those
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for a while. But it's possible. Anything, anything's possible if
you're stiffen up. Yeah, you could top it straight into
the ground. You could slice it. You could probably hook it.
Because you've got both the hook and a slice. You've
definitely got a tough chip it. Oh, I certainly do.
Do I take a nine nine, so I might probably
path forward to start with. Do I take a nine
nine and just plug it one hundred and fifteen meters
down the center? No, because he'll probably done it, and
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also he's going to try and hit the green. So
this is I don't envy your task, thank you, and
I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
But I think that answers Ryan's question. This is what
I did not make the sports headlines. Jerry has only
recently overcome the yips.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
No, I've still got the year, and if anything could.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Send you straight back into Yipsville, Alabama. It's playing with Ryan.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
I've got new putting Yips just arrived, only ever, one
shot away from the Yips. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
The Yips all right, good luck, Thanks very much, Busy
the Savo anyway, we'll see you tomorrow from six the hode.
Speaker 6 (46:46):
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
Come, jermy.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Ah the voice of an angel, Welcome along to the
Hidachey Breakfast. Thursday, the thirtieth of October twenty twenty five,
Halloween Eve.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh, Hello's eve Eve spooky. I'll tell you what the
short week man, it gets, it doesn't it. I felt
like a Wednesday this whole morning, and in a round
about way, it does. But it's also already Thursday. And
that's the I think almost as beautiful as having an
extra day off work as having that short week where
the whole week you're like, oh, that's right, Tomorrow's last
day the.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Week, so good, beauty. I love the short week. I
think everyone that experiences the short week thinks, why don't
we do this? Why?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Why don't we do this?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I like to do this.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I felt like that on Tuesday, and yeah, that on Monday,
but no, it was Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And even the industry that you can, why wouldn't you?
Why don't we When we invented the five day on
bloody two day off situation, that was because we were
all working in factories making four teap model te's. You
know that kind of thing. Well, now, surely with the
advances and technology and your bloody ais and you chet GPTs,
BG's and t season fees, surely, surely we're going to
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accomplish five days working four days. Yeah, And that's why
I'm asking for your vote and the upcoming I.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Want to know. I want to know people out there
who don't want the three day weekend. Yeah they are
those people.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Farmers, but I mean they don't work, They just work
every day anyway, the.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Same people that want more texs.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Hey, guys going to take our job soon?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Exactly? Aren't we meant to be enjoying what leisure time? Now?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It wasn't that the whole problem in the nineteen sexes?
How are we going to deal with all the leisure times?
That was a load of cramp, wasn't it.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Jerry and Mini, the hold Ikey breakfast.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
On that man's the eighties.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Wow, let's just tell you, no auto tune on that.
I don't think so. I reckon that's some of that
stuff Queen was doing. You know, it looks it sounds
like auto tune, but no, I reckon, that's just fifteen
takes brother and a lot of cocaine.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
You had a lot of scarves, A lot of scarves,
too many scarves and scarves. I mean, we were talking
before about the five day week, the four day week,
shortening it with a three day week. I think someone
should talk to him about the amount of scarves he's operating, like,
why have you got them draping on the microphone? Steven Tyler,
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, I mean he'll probably tell you that's an acoustic thing.
I don't buy it.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I don't buy it.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
We were talking about the five day week, the four
day week because of course this week for most people
around the country is a short week, and of course,
as we were talking about that, that's going to trigger
anyone who doesn't have a short week this week. So
thank you for those people who have reached out. Obviously,
we'd love for everyone to have a short week if
you could. And I think you know, there's different industries
that have to work around the clock. You know, there's
there's some things that have to be done. One of
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those industries should be routing, is it.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
But anyone who works at a factory or on a
farm or you know, now days off of those kinds
of things.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
And I think you get a lot of people complaining
her own businesses as well. They're like, wow, it's going
to cost us lots. It's like, well, yeah, I mean
that's the thing about owning a business and generally make
more money make owning a business, though, But you do
have to work oftentimes seven days.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
High floor, higher ceiling. But I would say that for
the most part, people that work, you know, like office
jobs or things like that.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Us like us, us grinding away in an office job.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
And you might sit there and think, I'm grinding away.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Grinding away on this bloody office job, turning up three hours,
grinding away for three hours.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I grind away at home as well. I'll have you guys,
and you sho's knock that on the head.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's way better when you don't in front of the kids.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It's just grinding away, always thinking.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh, and that's the hardest labor yet.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
The stress, the stress of worrying about what's happening the
next day.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Oh, worrying if the bloody is going to go all right?
You know, what are we going to talk about at
seven forty? What are we going to put a mastermind?
Oh god, what happens if a guest falls through. These
are the things we shelter you from New Zealand, right,
These are the things you don't have to deal with
because we do. These are the arrows in our back
so that you can stay safe. But anyway, people were
texting and someone said, I propose a restructure. Five day
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work week, three day weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Oh yeah, I see what that is. So you go
five days working and then you go three days and
then you and then the next the next day, you
start on a Tuesday, and then you go five days
through on a Saturday. I'll tell you what Sunday, and
then you go Monday Tuesday. I quite like that.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I've worked on. Like often, if you're milking or working
on a dairy farm, you'll end up on a roster
like this where it's like eleven and three or something
like that, or you know these ridiculous cyclical rosters. Once
you wrap your heat around it, it's all right, and
it's quite nice having a day off in the middle
of the week. Yeah, But what we're talking about is
arranging the whole country so that we all get the
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three day weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, I mean, and we could go with an oil
rag situation. Two weeks on, two weeks off. Yeah, so
you go fourteen days of work and then you go
fourteen I mean you can imagine fourteen days fourteen days off.
Can imagine that every month?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I am as you know, a lot of my family
live in Western Australia working in the mining industry. I
know what happens on those two weeks off, and that
is why no one ever comes back with money. You
will find a way to spend it on those two weeks.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
You don't come back with money or a partner.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
No, can I propose or your partner comes home without you?
Can I propose perhaps another mining roster, a four on
four off, whereby you only end up working half the year.
Two day shifts, twelve hour shifts, yeah, a twenty four
hour swing, and then two night shifts and then four
days off.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Okay, so you go four to four, So you go
four hours and you have lunch, and then you go
another four and then you go eight hours of rest
and then you come back on for another.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
No, no hour shifts, oh, twelve hour shift our shifts. Yeah,
so twelve twelve you get a twenty four hour and
then you've got twelve hour night shift, twelve hour night shift,
then four days off. Now, the great part about that
is you're only working half the year at most. The
other part of that is if you take one roster off,
so four days, you've now got twelve days off because
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it's four four four. Oh yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Okay, what about this proposal for office workers just turning
up and then just spending most of the time on
your phone and your computer and just check social media
all the time, and then take a couple of toilet breaks,
take some real long toilet breaks where you sit on
your phone with your I you know, ear pods on
them and watch some content and then come back and
then start off of drinks at three. What about that?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I think it's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Here's John Morning, John, how are you?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, good fellas? I used to run the old fourteen
and seven fourteen seven days off the key where that
is not enough time to get into trouble. With seven
days off time, you can get into a shitload of trouble.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Way, So, John, what was that job?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Drilling?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Dralling service? Drailing you make drill, You're just drilling rolls,
pulling rocks out of the ground.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
So fourteen days. How how were you on days eleven, twelve, thirteen,
and fourteen?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Are your person to get out of there?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah? Delirious? Do you reckon? It's even harder around sort
of day six when you when you've still got over
a week to hit you.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
The worst is a plane like faircafter seven days you
just the gold rooms.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Really after the seven days of how hungover were you
on day two of your seven days off?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I was drunk the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I was on the week.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah all right, John, Okay, So seven days you reckon,
it's about the limit. Any longer than that you start
to get yourself in trouble.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Absolutely, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, that's great, John, thanks for your call. Appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Don't mind fourteen and seven. As he said, jeez, the
flight back to site forty, I mean the hangover, the
comedown from a week on the wheeze right into I'm
out in this desert for two straight weeks.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Here Jerry and Mania the hod Ikey Breakfast. The history
of Yesterday, Today Tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Today is the thirtieth of October twenty twenty five, and
on this day in nineteen sixty one, the Soviet onion
tests a fifty eight megaton hydrogen bomb named Zarbomba.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I've never heard it called the Soviet onion, but that
makes a lot of sense, doesn't it? Olayas well to you?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It's onion, isn't it? So that would have been, like
still the most powerful nuclear weapon ever designated. Official name
Ardius two twenty or Big Ideas.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Goodbye Ardias. Who calls it Ardias two twenty. It's always
called big Ivan.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, no one's ever called it Arts two twenty. Zarbomba
means king of bombs took place on Nevaya Zembla, an
island in the Arctic Ocean, more than three thousand times
the power of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Mike. That's quite that's quite powerful.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I'm going to give away a bit of my own
geographical ignorance here, but I've got a couple of friends
who are on their honeymoon at the moment, and they
went to Hashima, and I was like, didn't that didn't They?
Apparently they rebuilt it, So I thought it was just gone.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Oh you thought they wiped out the whole place.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well, I don't know, they rebuilt Well they never went
back to Chernobyl.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, but different.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Is that a bit different?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
But Auckland, Auckland had that one on the Richter scale
earthquake that time we rebuilt.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yep, it was there the floods on Auckland anniversary a
couple of years ago.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
With some prayers for some press, it produced.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
A mushroom cloud sixty kilometers high. I got no frame
of reference for that. How high does a plane flight?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Sixty So forty eight forty thousand feet, so thirty nine
thousand feet, So that's happened thirteen that's thirteen thirteen k's
about so that sixty k's yeah, thirteen k's so that's
pretty high. Bro, that's nearly five what's five times?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That's pretty high. Four times wouldn't get much tiger than
that would The shock wave circled the earth three times
and broke windows as far away as a thousand kilometers
away wind. It broke wind, buildings fifty four kilometers away
were destroyed, and third degree burns would have been sustained
up to one hundred kilometers away. That is ridiculous. So
if you drop that thing on christ Hi, you would
have blown up Ashburton as well.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Wow, Hey, we've got a person that's calling for it.
We've never had a person that's ever called through during
the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow team at Oh. I
think Zayan is on the line. I mean, it'll be
interesting to see what they've got to say.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Zoe's chewing his bloody year off though.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Just making sure he's not dropping his own bomb.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, that's right, one hundred ks away, fifty four kilometers
destroyed and third degree burns happens studio. She's cheering his
bloody year off, is what's going on? Can we talk
to Zay and Zoe? You're just going to hold him
the whole morning.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
She loves, she loves rumming on the phones.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Good morning Zany there.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, mate, just let you know this. Multiple carnage on
the bridge, absolute carnage.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Multiple pilot on the bridge Auckland Harbor.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Bridge, coming down the North Harbor Bridge. You're heading towards
that tunnel right about now. Things could be getting pretty
sideways because people go like a lunatic at this time
of the morning.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
This is great information to stand We're to stand still, Zay,
are we?
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Yeah, it's gonna be the cars sideways.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
There's multiple spots. Obviously someone triggered something and it's fired
back up the line, cars sideways, missing wheels.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, finally it's finally all happened.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I come across there at the time of the morning.
I think one of these days people are tailgating.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Massive lane diving is just nonsense. Okay. So just a
quick just a quick check on new Zane. You haven't
been taking psilocybin, not since five, not since five in
the morning, kicking and yeah no, thank you, zay, appreciate that.
So heads out if you're if you're on the if
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in Auckland, on the way to work on the motorway,
go around.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Coming down, hitting north on the other side.
Speaker 9 (12:14):
Of the harbor.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
So hold on, hitting north, coming down the other side
of the harbour bridge. Yeah, yeah, right, yeap, okay, So
you're on the is that on the shore side, yes, okay,
all right. So if you're hitting back into if you're
hitting into town from them nor Shure, you're probably okay.
But if you're hitting away north of the harbor bridge,
then you look out for that.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Thanks Ze, thank you much for that, zaying.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
All right, So this is the first we've never stopped
the history of your stay, but we will stop it
for information like that.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
That's right, and you've heard it here first on the
Radio Hodaki Breakfast Show. Born on this day in nineteen sixty,
Diego maradonad widely considered one of the greatest footballers of
all time, died in twenty twenty at the age of sixty.
Henry Winkler, best known for his role as the Fonds
on the television series Happy Days, Only eighty Only eighty, jeez,
still going eighty.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I thought he'd be older than that. Henry dangerously short.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Gavin Rossdale, frontman of the rock band acc Here g
Lan's Back Bush, which found major success in the nineteen
ninety s sixty Today and that is the traffic update
for that.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Time's over traffic.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
That's times over traffic for today, tomorrow, tomorrow, for Thursday,
the thirtieth of October twenty and twenty five. My grandfather
walked through the ashes of the Hiroshima bomb about three
weeks after it. I have some of the photos he
took them. They're very small packs can't see too much. Wow,
that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Jerry and Midnight the Holadarchy.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Breakfast time for latest sport headlines. Thanks to expert Ultra
the beer for Here New Zealand have won the second
One Day Cricket International against England and Hamilton by five
wickets to clinch the three match series two nil with
a game to spare. Pace bowler Blair Techna returned figures
of four for thirty four from eight overs and his
first Odie I since May twenty twenty three, as the
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tourists capitulated for one hundred and seventy five and thirty
six overs. The hosts reached the target in the thirty
fourth over.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Thank god too, because that when they scored one seventy five,
I was like, I'm pretty sure we're going to win this.
But what I'm worried about is us taking forty nine
overs to do it. Great to see take me back
out they're taking four wickets. He's been through so. I mean,
if you've watched the news recently, they have all done
a story on as they lost their family home in
the cyclone. Gabrielle down there in Hawk's Bay or up
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there in Hawks Bay, depending where you were. I went
over and played cricket over in the UK and then
his wife was diagnosed with the kemia. Yes, and now
he's come back in taken four to thirty four against England.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Good on a nice guy chucks the shuckers up, chucks
the shackers up.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Now, given that he's from the Hawks Bay, potentially problematic
throwing up the shackers. But but we're going to give
him a pass. We're going to give him a.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Pass that We're definitely giving him a pass, but.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
A freshetk as well, and that looks sick.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, we're giving him a pass for flying colors.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I noticed that he because he can grow a very
powerful mustache and I was a little disappointed not to
see it on him yesterday. But Lane pointed out November
starting this month, so he's gone the clean shave so
that he can grow a freshy this November.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Meanwhile, Australian captain Pat Cummins has made a tentative return
to bowling and a brief net session in Sydney with
hopes of returning two or three matches into the five
Test ashes series.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, I mean, well miss him. They will miss him,
particularly with Joffra Archer firing up for England at the moment.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
How good is that guy watching him yesterday?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
He's very good. Now he was only bowling and saund
the punishing cricket chattel arm but he was I think
as fast as ball was about one hundred and forty
four K. So now this is a guy who can
bowl over one fifty. And I think that their coaches
might have just been like, hey, no, need to bring
you back too much, you know, just get through this
spell and tell you what, he's pretty effective at one forty.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yeah, he's had injury issues. I think he bowls within himself.
Now I was calling he get good bounce.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I was calling him yesterday the Leipia you only see
him once every four.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
And disappointment for the Silver Ferns after losing the Constellation
Cup to the Diamonds and an extra time series decider
at christ Church. He's won the Fourth Test sixty two
fifty seven. And then that meant that it was two
all in the Constellation Cup, which meant that the scores
were reset for the teams to play a fourteen minute
period to determine the overall winner.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Like a penalty shootout a year and it was.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Seven minutes each end. They played two quarters or two
hors what do you want to call it? Australia prevailed
twelve eleven.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I was looking at it as I went to sleep.
Last night on my app on the Herald app and
it was having goal and it went goal, and then
it went back and forth and I couldn't hear anything.
I tried to get the commentary and they had the
commentary for the normal part of the game, and then
for some reason, Yvonne Wallowing disappeared for the second But man,
that was close. Got those girls twelve eleven. That was
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a great game.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
So what do you reckon sack Noles? Yeah, well I
think we're going to have to.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I'd say, well, what have they gone better or worse?
With her? Who knows she's going on the tour though,
they're about to embark on an overseas tour.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Even after they just lost that fourteen minute period twelve eleven.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Well, she wasn't involved in that was she was. Jurry
was the coach.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Jeez, I can't bloody.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Keep up Jerry and Minnie the hot I key breakfast.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Hey, I've got a new issue in my life, and
you guys might be able to help me with it.
Every time I show my kids a video, Now, if
something gets sent to me on socials or something on AI,
I'm questioning on sorry, on Instagram, I'm questioning whether it's AI.
Like for example, yesterday had a video sent to me
about a dog and it had this guy and he said,
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are we going to go for? Are we going to
go for? And the dog actually looked like the guy
and it was like a greyhound dog and it was
like getting really really excited about what. Maybe it's going
to be a walk. And then when he finally said walk,
it sort of put us pour on And I sent
it to my daughter and she said no way, and
I'm like ah. And then there was another baby and
(18:04):
a dog. I'm getting a lot of dog human videos
obviously sent through on my Instagram, but another one which
was a baby going making a wolf noise and then
the dog barking back at the baby. Have you seen
that one?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
No, I've seen one where it's like security camera footage
in the or like baby monitor footage and the baby
comes past riding the dog and that when they're a
little bit outlandis like that. It's easier to pick. But
I know what you mean, because the thing that's happening
to me at the moment is people are using AI
to doctor up fake band tour images. This is happening
(18:35):
to my message. She's a big country music tragic, so
you know, they're a little more obscure the artists, and
it's driving her insane because every morning she'll see five
different artists of touring New Zealand and they're not. And
now it's just happened to me because I've just seen
the Food Fighters Queens of the Stone Age thing saying
that that just announced a North America tour, that touring together.
(18:55):
It's not real, like here's another bloody AI thing. Well,
but then I was talking about it. Data that is real,
but I thought it wasn't because I'm so, you know,
paranoid about paranoid about AIH.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Well, so that is real.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
And Queens of the Stone Age they're doing some shows
next year in Canada and the State September.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
What a lineup that is.
Speaker 10 (19:16):
Let's work on getting over to that. By the way,
now that I know it's real, it's a good idea.
I saw a thing the other day and I didn't
know whether it was real or not. State of Origin
at Eden Park twenty twenty seven, Supposedly Game two of
the State of Origin is going to be held at
Eden Park. Was that is that real or not?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
So that that is? That is not AI as far
as I can tell, because they've been interviewing people about it.
But the way they're talking about it is it's set
to happen in twenty twenty seven, like it probably will happen,
and the I don't know. The way they're talking about
it still seems like the gate's a little bit open
for a rug.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Pool because if I was an Australian.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
But I don't think that's Ai.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
That's not Ai, it's not Aika, because.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
If I was a Australian, I'd be like, it's not
going to bring more Australians across the New Zealand to
it because you'd go to go either go to Brisbane
or Sydney. In that situation, you wouldn't choose to get
to Game two in New Zealand. No, Well to do that,
a whole lot of New Zealanders might go, for sure,
But in fact it would be fantastic for New Zealanders.
But what's that? What is the benefit for Australians having
(20:23):
and having and having that in New Zealand?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Nothing? And as we know, they are actually not interested
in rewarding keep rugul league kids at all.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
No, since when did they care about New Zealand Rugby League.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
What I think they should do, if they're interested in
just rewarding their own fans is is take state of
origin not to Auckland, but take it to Queenstown where
Australians actually want to go. You know what I mean?
Then I think you would get a lot of people
over there in winter. That's a great it would be.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Wow. You also have to build a stadium pretty cold.
John Davies Oval not quite the same, not quite the same.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I just confuse it even more. Jerry. Someone sticks through
and three four O three the greyhound Chap is not AI.
He has a dedicated channel for interactions with this dog.
What is real anymore? I know?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
This is the thing you can ask the question.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Someone comes back with the answer, Oh really, the guy
looks like a greyhound. I'll show you the cuple a
little bit later.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Sure that text is AI?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Is this unfortunate AI radio show a coming up after?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
That's one thing? You know? This is real? I mean
the guy couldn't do something as craps this.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Jerry and Mania the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mini
The hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
So Auckland f C take on Adelaide United at go
meet a Statum on Saturday. It's their third A League
game of the season. They've got one win and one
draw so far.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
With a clean sheet.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
A sheet and joining us in the studios there goalkeeper
ne signing for twenty twenty five. Ali say welcome to
the show.
Speaker 11 (21:52):
Ali, guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Clean sheet.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
Yeah, the boys doing their jobs and hopefully we can
keep building on that. That's that's the end of the
game for us at that end of the park. So
things are things are pretty rosy so far.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
This is something that Jerry wanted to know. We were
talking about it off here. Do you do you prefer
saving a goal or not seeing that thing at all?
Speaker 11 (22:12):
I might much rather have the ball down the other
end of the park not seeing it at all. It's
a lot less stressful.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Yeah, I've always wondered that. The other thing. I've got
a lot of questions for you, Olie, actually because never
I've never interviewed a football goalkeeper before. But do you
dream like in your dreams? Would your would your dream
as a football player be? Would you rather save an
amazing shot on goals?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
So match winning saved?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Let's just imagine like the ball just swinging away into
the corner. It's gonna it's gonna go into the corner
of the net, and you see it late and then
you dive away to your right and you just tip
it away. Or would you rather score a match winning
goal for your teams.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Say, like like ninetieth minute corner you get called up
out of goal.
Speaker 11 (22:58):
The right answer is probably the same, but deaf only
the dreams more scoring goals, right, you know, I've probably
made enough saves of my time now for it to
be considered just part of the job. But yeah, never
never had one at the other end. So I'd love
to love to find my name of the score. You
I'd be a little bit worried that what my celebration
would be. I'm not sure how far I'd take that
I could get out of hands totally something good practice,
(23:19):
yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
What's what's conversely, what's the nightment? What's the worst kind
of goal to lit it?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I've had a couple.
Speaker 11 (23:25):
I mean, when you play, when you play long enough, yeah,
you know, you throw a few in. So had a couple.
Had a real slow per roller through my.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Legs last year.
Speaker 11 (23:38):
So that wasn't much fun, and certainly copped a bit
for that, but yeah, it's any goal you can see
it is no good. But yeah, someone that embarrasses you
or puts you on someone else's highlights, good is it?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
The slightly caught out of position, maybe a little bit
too forward and then someone sort of plunks one over
the top.
Speaker 11 (23:56):
That's not good either.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
That hurts.
Speaker 11 (23:57):
That's especially for a big tour weld like myself. That's
a dent in the ego. You know, that shouldn't happen
too often. But like I said, does happen from now?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
So what happens? I mean, if you do if that
situation does occur, and God forbid it doesn't. But if
it does, how do you deal with that? Because I
mentioned that's quite tricky, especially for your teammates.
Speaker 11 (24:16):
Yeah, I think I think most of goalkeeping is mental
and upstairs. Like it's like I said, mistakes is going
to happen, And the difference between playing in goals and
playing the outfield is one mistake is punished straight away
and it's generally a goal. So you can't get away
with making half a does of mistakes during a game.
So you move on pretty well, You learn to move
on pretty quickly. It's just part and part of the game.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
So yeah, So what about playing for AUCKLANDFC. Now, obviously
this is the second year that did extremely well last year,
but you have played for the Wellington Phoenix as well,
and this is New Zealand's newest rivalry. But it's not manufactured.
It is for real. There is a genuine rivalry there.
How do you feel about it? And do you now
hate the Wellington VA.
Speaker 11 (24:58):
Look, yeah, it's pretty cool. It's not something that I
kind of ever thought was possible when I started playing
foot and went, especially when I went and chased pro football.
I had to leave Auckland to go to go and
do so, so it's pretty exciting for me. And like
you said, the rivalry is genuine. I think the rivalry
between Wellington and Orkland is genuine in any walk of life,
not really even just sports. So yeah, it's pretty unique.
(25:18):
And those are the ones in the calendar that I've
got highlighted and circled because I'm looking forward to them
the most. But I don't know if I'd go as
far as saying I hate Wellington. I hate the weather,
I'll definitely say that, but no, I don't hate Wellington
it's going to be different from me, especially you know,
I've got so many good mates there as well. But
it doesn't mean that that game is going to have
any less spice for me, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I know.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
In some sports people who play a similar position hang
out together. I know, and cricket off in time, the
bowling group hangout. Bowlers kind of have a certain mentality.
I know. In rugby, front rowers are the only ones
that can really have a non conversation with each other.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Is that the same in football?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Due because there's obviously a group of goalkeepers, you're not
the only one, do you guys hang out together? Yeah.
Speaker 11 (26:04):
We call it the GKU, the Goalkeeping Union. It's pretty unique.
Like I said, there's anyone spot to play for as well,
so it's a real balance of closeness yet competitiveness. So
it's pretty enjoyable. But anyone to tell your goalkeepers are
pretty weird people. You've got to be pretty out there
to be a keeper and have a few screwzeres, so
those conversations are a bit different to others, probably much
(26:26):
like the front row club.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Well, thanks very much for coming in, Olie, and best
of luck for Saturday, and good luck for keeping that
clean sheet. It's great the support that AUCKLANDFC have got,
not only in Auckland but across New Zealand. And we
look forward to watching you play this year.
Speaker 11 (26:42):
Appreciate it. Thanks for having me looking forward to it.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Juriam the Night the Holdikey Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
It's time for the Hidickey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Mastermind be Yesterday's master Montok was Roads of National Significance
and James the drain Layer from Elson who loves a ham,
cheese and mustard toasty, couldn't take away the prize. So
today we're two hundred and fifty dollars up for grabs
jackpots fifty dollars every day we don't ever win it.
And since Henry Winkler, who played Fonsie on Happy Days,
(27:13):
is turning eighty today, today's Mastermind topic is Happy.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Days Adjacent Happy Days Adjacent. On the line is Mike
from Mosgow. Morning, Mike, how are.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
You good morning? I'm good things.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Mike?
Speaker 6 (27:27):
You're a caretaker, yes, or any caretaker?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
And I believe you are the oldest person in New
Zealand to eat cocoa pops.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Oh, I love cocoa pops closely followed by honeypuff.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Do they still make honeypuff? I don't think I've sent
honeypuff in a long time. How would you describe the
taste and texture of cocoa pops? Mike?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
It's just like a chocolate milkshake, a little bit more crunchy.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Monkey, just like a chocolate mercury. I don't think honeypuffs,
I don't. I actually honeypuffs don't exist anymore. Yeah, we
bought the last of the We bought the last of
the honeypuffs. I mean, honey puffs are yours and mine?
Well not anymore?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, they're not, And not even the two hundred and
fifty dollars Mike could potentially win today would buy them
a pack of honey puffs.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
How much do you love cocoa pops? Mike? Will you
have cocoa pops in the afternoon? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:18):
I would?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Will you go?
Speaker 7 (28:22):
You're getting expensive though.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
So yeah, do you ever settle for coco puffs?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
No, Mike is a man of principal poor imitation. Nine
dollars at Walli's for the Kellogg's cocoa pops, So two
hundred fifty bucks to get your fear few of those
twenty five of them Wims twenty six probably?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah, you know how this works. Date you, Mike, forty
five seconds, five questions. You've got to get three correct,
can passit anytime. If we stuff it up, you win, gotcha.
Question number one for Mike who loves Coco Pops? Which
actor played Arnold in Happy Days and Mister Miyagi and
the Karate Kid Patna Wickrita correct? Anson Williams played Warren Webber.
(29:02):
What name was the character better known by Potsy? Correct?
Direct Ron Howard, who played Richie Cunningham, won two Oscars
for What two thousand and one filma What nineteen ninety
eight movie featured Henry Winkler and Adam Sandler.
Speaker 7 (29:19):
An, he's done that, Well done, Well done, Mike, you
won two.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Hundred and fifty backs.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Excellent work, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Oh yeah, I'd watch my movies.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, you had Bobby Boushee in your mind, didn't You
were just looking for the name.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
Yes, yeah, I could picture it.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I could picture it H two O high quality.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
The fifth question was Scott Bayer, who played Chachi stud
and What TV sitcom between nineteen eighty four and ninety
ninety with.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
A great theme song?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Chout and Jacky, Yes.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Chews and Chad, and let's not forget Nichol. Yeah, Jamie,
sounds like forget Nichol. No, I never forget. I'll never forget, Jamie.
This is a well worn path through there, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Well, Mike, it just sounded like movies are right up
your alley and this is the convergence of the right
topic with the right player, and you've won yourself two
hundred and fifty dollars. Congratulations, mate, much appreciated thing.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Get on your mic. Very happy for you. Coming up
after eight o'clock My Theories.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Jerry's theories.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, man, I was going to give me a question.
I'll come up with an answer and a reason why.
And then you've got to figure out what answer I've
come up with and the reasons why.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
If it sounds confusing, don't worry. We've got a handy
sting that explains it all.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
After eight Jerry and Midnight the Darchy Breakfast, we give
Jerremy Will's a question.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
He has to come up an answer and a reason why.
You have to figure out what answer he would come
up with and a reason why. If you're closest, you win.
It's time for Jerry theory.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Now remind me Jerry, because we did have a carryover champion.
This was part of the segment where if you won
one week, you got first bite at the cherry the
next week. Did you guys do it last week?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
We did do it. Last week We basically hit g lane.
I think we did percentage of New Zealanders who are vegan,
which I thought was two point one nine percent, and
we did have a carea of a champion, But I cannot,
for the life of me remember who it was.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
We don't write things down around here, So if it was,
you give us a call eight hundred hodak if you
want to have a first bite at the cherry. Up
for grabs to day as well. By the way, guys,
is a she had album? Ask me which one it is?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Which one is it?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Don't know because Zoe didn't write it on the front
of it before she wrapped it, and so it is
wrapped and ready to be sent out. Mystery. She had
album Wow, all right?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
She had spores spare o, spare question mark.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
I think this is there?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Don't know anyway? Does she had viny Love for grabs
here to whoever it is that guesses as close to
Jerry's theory on listenings question.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah, in the past, we've had what year was the
first backflip performed? I thought it was fifteen thirty five? Yep.
How many sexual partners do I think the and I
had had? I thought you'd had eleven. What percentage of
the population did I think had joined the mile high club?
I thought it was less than a percent now and
last week, as we said, I thought two point one
of New Zealand is a vegan.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
That's right. Today's theory that I would like to find
out from you, Jerry. I would like to know that
she had albums just fallen over. I would like to
know how many New Zealanders does Gerry think will be
trick or treating this Halloween?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Okay, so how many New Zealand's We're not talking about
a percentage here, We're talking about an actual number.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
And actual number. So I guess the first thing you
need to qualify is what age range is appropriate to
be trick or treating?
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Yeah? Okay, And the other thing what what constitutes trick
or treating? So is that is that people who are
getting the lollies and dishing them out to people, they
are they trick or treating because they are already participating
in the trick or treating process.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I think it's I think it's the person who is
approaching the door. It's not the person sitting at home
dolling out the candy, okay, or being tricked all right?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
So with younger kids, do I count the adult that's
supervising the group?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Very interesting? Do you, as an adult typically ask for treats?
Right if you're trick or trading? Would you if you say,
for example, when you're taking your kids around, or you
rerel you know, and you're the supervising adult, do you
also ask for a week treat?
Speaker 3 (33:51):
I think you help you? So, I mean, any kid
would say would you like one? Wouldn't they?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:55):
A nice kid?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
But would you ask another grown man who's just answered
his door and you're standing in the front yach.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Oh, could I have one as well?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Can I please have a wed treat? Please? One for dad,
one for dad.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
I just steal them once they get the kids get home,
and then I really help myself and generally my kids
get heaps and lollies and then they, weirdly enough, in
the morning, don't have that many?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I think no, I think. I think you're going people
showing up in costume asking trickle treat on Halloween Eve,
So I don't think which is Friday, right, because Rudy
you were saying in your neighborhood they're potentially doing a
Saturday trickle treat.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
No, well, that's what they do every year in the
community of Riverhead, West Auckland, as they have it on
the Saturday, the first Saturday after Halloween, because you know,
sometimes during the week it can be a bit problematic,
so they just schedule it for the Saturday, all day
open for your family and then you can recover the
next time on Sunday as well.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
They're different out there in Riverhead.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
They are.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
They are different than the mushrooms mushroom ushroom.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
But also it's not really up to you. You know,
the spirits will come out on all Hallows Eve, whether
you have planned that or not.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
It's certainly a gro knowing thing. I love it. It's
a great way to get out in amongst your neighborhood,
like that's that's the idea.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Really, and it marks the season as well, which I
think is quite cool. When you go over to the
start home. I'm not gonna talk about it again, but
they do it great over there. I think we should
do it a little bit more here anyway, Friday night,
people dressed up in costumes asking trick or treat to people.
How many people do you think Jerry thinks are doing
it this week? Give us a call eight hundred haidaki.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
It's not how many, there's not how many youth, how
many things?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
That's how many you think Jerry thinks based on what
you've heard him describe just now.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah, because obviously we're not going to be able to
get to the bottom of how many people it is anyway.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
There's no real answer. So yeah, I see, we've got
our carry over champ Greg on the line as well,
so we'll go to Greek first. But you've still got
a chance to get in the drawer. So oh, eight
hundred haidaki three two three six. If you'd like to
text through as well, we have a mystery. She had
album up for grabs.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
Jerry and the Night for the Darky Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, pretty straightforward. The question today is how many New
Zealanders does Jerry think will be trick or treading on Friday,
which is Halloween.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Three people can come in with a guest. Let's go
to Nikola first. Good morning, Nikola, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Now, how many people do you think I think are
going to be trick or treating on Friday?
Speaker 5 (36:20):
About five? Four hundred and fifty thousand?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Okay, four hundred and fifty thousand, I mean, can you
can you? Actually you need a not about Nikola. I
need an exact number from you.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Okay, we're going I'm going then four hundred k. And
that's because there's about a million children in New Zealand,
and you.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Think forty percent of those children will be trickle treading.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
That that's about right, one of mind, mate, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Well some of them are heavily Christian and Hindus and
they won't they won't be out there.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yep. No, okay, So Nicholas locked in at four hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
So we're going to Andrew.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Let's going to Andrew. Yeah, Andrew, how many people do
you think I think are going to be trick or
treating on Friday? All right?
Speaker 9 (37:06):
Do you want the number or the percentage?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
The number?
Speaker 12 (37:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Okay, I've got to do some meths.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
In my head.
Speaker 9 (37:13):
Okay, but well I can tell you it's going to
be zero at my house, probably probably large over the
whole country. What's the population used.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Island, let's call it five yeah, five mil.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
I think that last lady said about a million of
those people are kids. I mean, not every kid's gonna
do it. I'd say three hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Three hundred thousand. Okay, So we've got three, a four hundred,
we've got a three hundred, and now we've got greg
Our carryover Champ, Good morning Greg. How many people do
you think Jerry thinks will be trick or treating.
Speaker 8 (37:54):
Good morning fellows? Well, I've been numbers down to here,
so five I reckon about five and a half million.
Right of that, you've got to look at your urban
versus rural splits very good because rural kids, I'm rural,
and it's a shipload further between houses when you're rural, Right.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
You're not walking down gravel road.
Speaker 8 (38:18):
Now you're not walking you know, you're not walking down
number eight roads. So we're not doing that. So you've
also got some other splits in terms of I'm thinking
that we'll say twenty two percent or two point two
million people live urbanly. Of that I'm thinking about there's
going to be about five hundred thousand kids. I'm going
(38:39):
to go like a quarter yep, are going to be
of age. Right once you take into the account your
religious aspect, I'm saying, you're probably going to drop that
down to four hundred thousand potentials apathy on the part
of the child, I think it's going to it's probably
going to reduce that down by a decent percentage. I
(38:59):
reckon to thirty. And then once you've also got that,
and then you've got willingness of the parents to a company,
I'm thinking that you're going to be down around that.
Oh look, I'm going to put a number on it.
I'm going to hit one hundred and seventy twenty.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I can't fault the logic. But the only thing here
is Greg. It's what does Jerry think.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Now.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Jerry is a very practical, logical person, and I think
the thought process that Greg's just explained is going to
be very similar to the way you would have thought
about it. Jerry, Well, it is.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
It is slightly similar to what I was thinking, because
I went five point three million, right, people starting from
a different base than all through and a slightly different base.
But I was looking at the demographics actually just the
other day of how many, because there's a new number
out and I did definitely think about the urban rural
split one hundred percent. But also the first thing I
did was take out eighteen percent of the population. So
(39:54):
let's just say twenty percent of the population who are
old people who hate Halloween and the thing New Zealand tradition,
they don't want any so that they are gone. Also,
they're not going to dress up in costumes, so you're
looking at probably I think it's actually extended out because
nowadays people are going a little bit older. I think
you're looking sort of into your early twenties, and some
people wandering around in their early twenties and they mainly
(40:15):
do it just to go. They're not really looking for
the lollies. They're actually just looking to dress up and
wander around and get drunk in the neighborhood. So I
think the number that number of people who are eligible
in terms of kids is actually slightly higher. There's definitely
a socioeconomic split that's going on.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
I think I know that there's a street in Herne
Bay Armore Road which is the most trick or treated
street in New Zealand, is there right yep, which is
in one of the wealthiest suburbs in New Zealand. I
have got to a number.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Okay, now just quickly to recap. Greg one seventy five,
Nicola four hundred k, Andrew three hundred k. Your number, please, Jerry.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
I gotta tell you, Greg, you're pretty good. I got
one hundred seventy two and eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Why is the carryover? Cham Congratulations? Greg, You've won yourself
a mystery she had Vinyl.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
I look forward to mysteriously out the good on your Greg.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Congratulations. I like griggs calculations.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Hard luck Nikola and Andrew that I don't think they were.
They were that far off and you can't fault the logic.
But unfortunately she's a fickle mistress. Jerry's theories. It's not
it's not the number you arrive at, it's the number
you think Jerry's going to arrive at.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
I can tell you that that number is growing every year.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Oh definitely.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
So if we do the same thing next year, I'm
going to be going to the one hundred and eighties.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Should we go trick or treating?
Speaker 3 (41:38):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I'm a bad idea.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
A text has come through on three four eighty three. Jerry,
You've been hiding something from us and we need to
address it. I'm gutted that it's come through so late,
but we need to address it right now. The text
reads thusly, Hey Jerry, Ryan Fox here, how did your
round of golf today not make the sports headlines? You're
got to play golf with Ryan Fox today?
Speaker 3 (42:02):
I am playing golf with Ryan Fox today.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
How did that not make the sports headlines?
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Well? Look, let's just say I was trying not to
think about it too much because when I start to
think about it just makes me nervous.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
You're going to have to stand out there in front
of a PGA too, a player and tee it up.
What's going to happen?
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Don't start. This is what happened to me before I
played in the New Zealand Open. It's a pro am event.
I was an am obviously, and I played with a
pro and beforehand Stephen Fleming, former New Zealand captain Stephen
Fleming's head, Have you ever have you played this before? Jimmy?
And I said no, and he goes, have you ever
played in any tournaments before where you've got to hit
(42:44):
your first T shirt in front of a whole lot
of people. And I said, no, I haven't. He goes, hmmm.
He goes, it's the most terrifying thing that you'll ever
do in your life. And I was like, coming from you,
I was like, it's not. Surely you've done scary things. Heyes, faced,
brittley at the whacker. He goes and teeing off. The
(43:04):
New Zealand Open is far scarier than that. I'm like, oh,
what was it? And he was right, you.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Won't have a gallery today?
Speaker 3 (43:11):
They will you No, But I mean anywhere Ryan Fox plays,
he probably people probably want to see him at the ball.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
And the other thing is a gallery of faceless people
versus one person who you know and know is very good.
The thing is he won't be judging you, you know
what I mean, this is what he does for a job.
He's not gonna he's not going to look at you.
He's not going to look at your stands and be like,
well he's immediately going to slice this.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
He won't be doing that. No, I mean he I
think the other thing is I imagine that a guy
who's is he like the twenties something, best player in
the world or something, maybe even number one. To me, mate,
he's definitely number one New Zealand golfer. I think to
those guys, there's like professional golfers and then there's every
other person who's not a professional golfer. So everyone's a
muppet unless you're a professional golfer.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Even someone with like a scratch handicap, which is as
good as you can get as an amateur. Really, yeah,
probably to them would still be like, so you're so
far away from where I'm at.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Yeah, Well, I'm sort of hoping that. Let's just say
that straight after I've done the podcast, I'm hitting straight
to the golf course and I'm going to be working
very hard on the swing, and I'm going to iron
out every kink, every problem I've ever had. It's going
to be sorted at that driving range before I get
on the tip. That's what you're going to do, absolutely,
and which means that when I stand on that tea
for the first time, I just know that I'm just
beautiful little drawer.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Oh, you'd be so full of confidence.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Well that's very interesting, Jerry, because I've contacted Ryan Fox
in the background as well. I said, Ryan Manaia and
I have just seen your text wheel address this before nine.
He said, haha, good, I'm on my way to the
course now, to which I said, just get a few
practice shots, and he said, I've got a two hour
lesson first.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
So that's what he's doing this.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
I presume he's teaching that. Listen.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
He's still getting listen.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
He's crazy.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
He's practicing. This is the thing I follow through. I
know what it's like. The main problem is potting the
tea in the ground with the ball. And if your
hand's shaking like mine was the news in like mine
will again be today. It's really really problematic.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
What is you know? We had Olie sail in here earlier.
If you missed it, gun down to the podcast. You
asked him, what's like the what's the dream scenario, what's
the nightmare scenario? Yeah, I'd like to ask you the
same question. What's best case scenario? Best case scenario? In
my mind? As you stripe the first T shirt?
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Ah, if I stripe the first T shirt, then you
know what you've just said tonight, which is actually the
main thing, is that you've just got to think if
I hit this really, really well, this will be magic. Now,
what's the nightmare, Jeri, you can't think about the nightmare scenario.
It's a duff chip. Oh my god. No, it's a
duff off the tea. I mean it's an earshot. Imagine
an airhot. I mean I haven't had one of those
(45:49):
for a while. But it's possible. Anything, anything's possible if
you're stiffen up. Yeah, you could top it straight into
the ground. You could slice it. You could probably hook it.
Because you've got both the hook and a slice. You've
definitely got a tough chip it. Oh, I certainly do.
Do I take a nine nine, so I might probably
path forward to start with. Do I take a nine
nine and just plug it one hundred and fifteen meters
down the center? No, because he'll probably done it, and
(46:10):
also he's going to try and hit the green. So
this is I don't envy your task, thank you, and
I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
But I think that answers Ryan's question. This is what
I did not make the sports headlines. Jerry has only
recently overcome the yips.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
No, I've still got the year, and if anything could.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Send you straight back into Yipsville, Alabama. It's playing with Ryan.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
I've got new putting Yips just arrived, only ever, one
shot away from the Yips. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
The Yips all right, good luck, Thanks very much, Busy
the Savo anyway, we'll see you tomorrow from six the hode.
Speaker 6 (46:46):
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