Confess to Father Wells - The Radio Show (November 21)

Today on the Hauraki Breakfast, the guys discuss the ban on gang patches, big accusations for The Big Show, and getting something off your chest... confessional style.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hierache Breakfast Show. Whatever you need for your next job.
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Are you Breakfast with Jeremy Wells Available everywhere on the
iHeartRadio app already.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hold Welcome along to the Hierarchy Breakfast Thursday, the twenty
first of November and the Year of Our Lord twenty
twenty four. It's life to have you with us this morning.
My name's Jeremy Wells and this is Executive producer Routera
on the buttons because Mass she's sick again.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, Mas, she's sick. And former South Island meatwork and
a nice shirt. He's on the way. He'll be here
after six o'clock, six thirty. I did wonder, though, when
do we graduate from him just being former South Island
meat worker? Like, what else can we call him?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
From the ACC? I thought we could say, oh, yes,
of course from the ACC or the a SEC does
gave him two halves and that's about it, former South
and that former Southwest a nice shirt.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
No, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I mean I think that places him. Yeah, I think
that places him a little so quantifies him as a
person that should be on the show. Yeah, And we've
never had a meat worker on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
No, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
So Matt Heath former meat worker actually sounds quite good.
But he wasn't a meat worker with him.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
No, he was never a meat worker man. He worked
in record shops, he worked in I mean, he worked
in a number of places in warehouses, and that's about it. Really.
He hadn't worked in the media.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Mesh, who's obviously at the moment, though he works with
a lot of meat.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Doesn't he He does work with probably some meat, a
limited amount of.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Meat quite often, though very regular. I'm not sure he.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Worked with meat and a knife, because I'm pretty sure
former South isl of meatworkerman I is Stuart's main department
was the boning area. Yeah, and I know what you're
thinking there with Mesh and the word boning, but don't
go there.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
The breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
So executive producer Ruda, did you see this yesterday? The
Bay have plenty of lifestyle property which sold under the
hammer for one point seventy two million dollars, which of
course is not a headliner in itself, but what's on
the property is the interesting part of it. The property,
which is just out of Todonger, had a really interesting backyard.

(02:18):
It had a hydroslide going into the pool.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Look. Yeah, I'm just looking at a picture of it now.
It's like a glow in the dark one. It's got
full lighting and everything on it.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, that's right. So the owners are Darryl and Tarren
Angus said that they had the idea of putting a
hydroside and actually they put a basketball court in the
house too.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh the basketball court looks.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
They basically turned their house to their backyard into an
adventure playground. And they had it during the idea during COVID,
which makes a lot of sense because I remember during
that time, the people who were really having a good time,
well having a better time than others. Let's just say
we the people who lived on lifestyle blocks, right, you know,

(02:59):
they had a little bit of space. The people who
are having the worst time were people with small children
who lived in central city apartments. I mean that was rough.
We don't even mean to go outside.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
What were the rules around You were allowed to exercise
or go for a walk, but you had to wear
a mask at certain times.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh my god, don't even don't even it's just triggering
even thinking. Ok, sorry, I find it triggering. They're not
being able to go out and exercise. I mean, that
would have been the best thing for people to do,
to get outside. That would have been clearly. I mean,
you learn as you go forward, don't you. You learn
from your mistakes.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, it was a weird time. The other weird thing
about it, obviously I don't think that's where we were
supposed to be going. No, the other weird thing about
it was I think some of the people that had
fun with the people that actually were allowed to go
to work, like you and I and it's like, all right,
wife and children, I'm just going to leave you here
and we're going to pretend that you're doing schooling from
home and I'm just going to go back to work

(03:53):
like I normally would.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Thank god, the homeschooling. That's triggered me again, the home schooling.
Oh my god. So anyway, the idea of buying a
second hand water slide. This took let's go back to
Daryl and Taran Angus in their place in the plenty
with the hydroside. So they had the idea of buying
a second hand water slide on trade me. But they
couldn't find anything that was appropriate. In the end, Darryl.

(04:16):
He imported a thirty six meter water slide that glows
in the darky. He bought it him from overseas. I
wonder if you got it on, Timu. And he got
rid of an existing basketball court but replaced it with
a spring absorbent floor, a high fence, and some floodlights

(04:37):
which lit up both the pool and the court at night.
He's really turning his place into a recreation facility, isn't he.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
And what sort of price tag do you reckon it
would be for him to put in a slide in
a pool in in that nice basketball court.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Well, the slide apparently cost one hundred grand, including installationia,
because I guess you've got a plummet. Yes, so there's
a whole lot of weird things there. And then the
indoor heated swimming pool cost one hundred grand, and the
basketball court just a very reasonable fifty.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
I guess in the scheme of a one point seven
million dollar house, another turner in fifty contained in that.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Not the end of the world, No, say no, I
wonder how old their kids work, because I know what
happens generally with kids is that you do things like
this and then they don't ever use it once and
then they go It's like Christmas presents, use them once
and then they just end up going in the back somewhere.
And the things they use the most is like a

(05:36):
basketball or some weird trolley that they can convert into
something and pull the cat around and on.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Love an iPad, don't they can love an iPad?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Love an iPad? Little bastards the.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Hood Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells Already.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Darky executive producers, pushing the blass this morning for Meshy,
who's are we bit six? Still?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
You talked to him yesterday? I believe you spoke to
him as well. How did you think he sounded?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
He sounded worse, but he said he felt better.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
He said he felt better, but he said his cough
was getting much worse and he just couldn't shake it.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah. Terrible sounding cough. Yeah, absolutely terrible sounding cough. But
maybe and tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, I mean you never know, because the thing is
were the cough. It's quite ye this cough.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Sorry mate. They're resilient generation. That younger generation are very
resilient people. I'll tell you what. They'll battle through anything.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
So if I was to say to you, twenty five
year old, would you think resilience.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Are so resilient in every way, shape or form. We've
brought them up to be incredibly resilient with blanketing them
in love. Yes, it's the way to resilience. Gee, you're right, Jerry. Hey,
we're just talking about gang patches and the being and
gang patches which is in force from today, and we'll
talk about that a little bit later on. Minaya's got
an interesting take on it, and other text just came in.

(07:02):
I was at the local pool last week and saw
two game members swimming. Both had their hands insignia tattooed
on their backs, et cetera. Are they going to have
to remove those as well? That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Ironically, they may end up having to put a patch
over things like that, so you'll get an extra patch.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's gonna be interesting how this is policed, especially in
regional parts of New Zealand where the gangs are huge
parts of the.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Community and there's not very many police.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Anyone thought this through? I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Sports Entertainment every week on the Right here on Radio
Holdichy with Jeremie Wells.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Sex thirty on the Hardikey Breakfast time for your latest
news headlines. Please say gang members will have no excuse
not to follow new patch rules which come in from today.
Specialist gang units will work alongside the general officers to
enforce the ban. I'm just imagining if you're in a
gang and the and the gang patch thing has come today,

(08:00):
and you turn around to your gang member friends and
you aren't wearing your patch today, Like, how are you
going to be viewed by the rest of the game.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Is someone that follows the rules far too closely? I'm
going to go with I reckon they might do a
couple of Charlie horses that might need you in the
leg or punch in the arm, something like that. Something
some book.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
The latest New Zealand Drug Trends surveys out revealing a
rise in synthetics. More than ten thousand took part in
the survey, which finds the average price for a gram
of myth has declined by thirty six percent in the
past six years, great news for meth users. It also
finds cocaine and psychedelics are also becoming more available and popular. Meanwhile,

(08:40):
the search is continuing today off the coast of Northland
for a small boat with two people on board possibly
linked with an organized crime group. Police suspect the group
was trying to import seven hundred kilos of myth into
New Zealand. There's a lot of that that goes on
up North, doesn't it. Remember there's that series, Yes North,
good show with Timuro Morrison. Remember have you seen that?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
On three? Now?

Speaker 3 (09:05):
I hadn't seen that, but I am remembering the podcast
that we did, the Unnamed podcast with Morgan pen last
week and shared a friend that tried to smuggle nine
hundred and ninety one kilos of myth into Australia.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Didn't go so well for him.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
No, it didn't. He got caught. He got four years
in the can and Canterbury's Reese Martyo is two hundred
and twelve not out against Central Districts and Nelson after
the second day of the second round and Plunkett Shield cricket.
The visitors are three hundred and ninety three for four,
a lead of one hundred and ninety one. I wonder

(09:39):
if Raese Martyo is related to the late Great Dame
June Martyo.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Did a little google. I couldn't find any link there,
but you know, not on ancestry dot com or anything.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Two hundred and twelve not out.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, you reckon. He'll be on the team next week,
next week against England.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Well, there's not a lot of place for bats now.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
It's not a place in the team, full stop.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
No the hod.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Achy Breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Your former South Island meetworking man I Stuart joins us
on the show. Morning Minnaya, Good morning fellas. I'll look
my patch at home today. Welcome along. You are just
in time.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
For Oh yep, I'll just turn that one on.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Three of today with Jeremy James Drummond Dwell.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Oh New Years. I don't know I like him, but
much for me this one on Thursday. In nineteen eighty nine,
a law banning smoking.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
On most US Mystic flights were signed by President George H. W. Bush.
Nineteen eighty nine. You wouldn't have ever been on a
flight that's head smoking on it.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
We ninety one?

Speaker 1 (10:52):
You have? I have?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, what was that like?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I've been on I've been on a few ye yep.
Back in the eighties, and especially with the long haul
international back in the eighties, you'd be sometimes sitting in
the non smoking section and the seat behind you the
row behind you was the smoking section. Because of course
it wasn't a different cabin. It was the same. Sometimes

(11:15):
it was just it.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Was just a road added seat. Yeah, he might be
sitting next to him like yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
But I always, as a kid loved the smell of
sick and head smoke. I liked it. Yeah, my parents
didn't smoke.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Okay, so I loved.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
The smell of second heads.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
See because my parents smokes, and I absolutely hated.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
The smell of cigarettes. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Because of that.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, if you if you don't want your kids not
to smoke, best thing is to smoke. That will put
them off. It looks really uncool. What was your.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Sation the effect on me?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Okay, over here we go. Twenty seventeen, Robert mcgaby's resignation
after thirty seven years in powers read out in Zimbabwe's
parliaments during impeachment proceedings. A guy, a.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Big, big fan of the accidental car crash, Robert mcgaby.
That was the old Gabakazi I call it.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, also really unfortunate thin mustache.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
There was a journalist over there that was following him,
was not from Zimbabwe and he got his carget written
off three times. In a year and he's like, man,
how do people keep t bowning there?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
You know. The other thing he was fond of he
was the patron of cricket. And it was interesting because
the reason that he was the patron of the cricket
when he was tortured by the British in the nineteen
seventies before he became president of Zimbabwe and he's a
freedom fighter inside of Zimbabwe Rhodesia I think was called

(12:35):
in those days. They tried to punish him. They tried
to torture him by playing the most British thing they
could possibly do, and that was Test cricket commentaries into
his cell. He grew to love Test.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Cricket, see work backwards.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
And then as soon as he got out, he goes,
I want to go and see this game.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
If only the a SEC existed, then we would have
put him right off exactly.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Rocky starring Sylvester Stallone premieres in New York, won the
Oscar for Best Picture. The following year, rule nineteen eighty one,

(13:21):
Olivia Newton John's physical went to number one and saved
there for ten weeks. And we have an Olivia Newton
John LP in the studio an absolute breath of.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Free shoe greatest hits, this physical feature.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
On it no longer with us, Olivia Newton.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
John Physical didn't make the greatest heads. What you said
must changes. Every face tells the story that it shine.
Come on over love song, heav you ever been? Melodi
Crag Please must to please, something.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Better to do?

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Joe Lane, the ear that I breath, don't stop believing
making a good thing better?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Okay, hear that I brave forgot about that song. Nineteen
eighty High Fidelity, the ninth studio album by Ario Speed
Wagons released, became a huge hit in the US, fifteen
weeks at number one. Probably something to do with this song.
Here Firthdays Today ninety sixty eight and he Caddock the

(14:16):
English fast bowler born in New Zealand of course ninety
sixty five. B York, Icelandic singer. Yeah, another birth of
pleas here she's fifty nine and Carlie ray Jepsen. One
of my favorite songs of all time. This one my
secret pleasure. YEA love a song.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Much beliand Kelly Rag.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
You like that bump bump?

Speaker 3 (14:45):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Would you call it? It's not strings.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
It'll be strings on a keyboard, it'll be a synthesizer.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
I hope it strings on a kita.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Great song.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
It's actually aged quite well. I used to hate a song.
It's really getting me, Bob.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
It's almost a perfect pop song.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
It is you don't. No one wants to admit it.
And that's brave of you to admit it on the radio, juring.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
You, man. I love a lot of pop songs like that.
So there it is. That's today, yesterday, today, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
I did all.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
I was in Malay the Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells
on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Former South I and meetworking but nice Stewart joins us
on the Hidarchy Breakfast right morning now.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
She's still away, still feeling crooked, risted up, big fella.
I work across the way over there at the a SEC.
His partner works with us Los Yes, and she she's
been on the show before.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
She's a very nice person, very nice person, too nice.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
It's her problem and the other day she had a
charity mugger sharp at her door. These are the people
that come up and knock on the door. Although I
stop you on the street or in the mall and
they want to get you to sign up to whatever
it is, a dollar a day to save.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Dogs or you know, cure blindness or something like that.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Know them well, well, too nice.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
She got stuck and the thing the only way to
get rid of them was okay, final, I'll sign up.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
And I think it's about I think it's like a
couple of years.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
She's on the hook for now, because that's how they
get you, isn't it that they don't They won't just
take twenty bucks off you anymore.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
No, No, And if they come to you to your
door and stuff like that in terms of charities, you
try and give cash and stuff like that, and it's like, no, no,
we don't accept cash anymore. No, I you've got to
sign you up to a six year payment plan.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
I saw one on the street yesterday. I was walking
up the street and I saw one ahead of me.
I was like, absolutely not today, And so I crossed
the road. There's one on the other bloody side, isn't there?
They've outthought me, Oh wow, But I got the headphones
and so just pretend that noise canceling.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
They're not. Yeah, yeah, I can't hear.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
No, it's a tricky one that one. Have you ever
been charity mug oh? I have been charity mugged on
a number of occasions. You always feel about stinging, particularly
if you're in a hurry. Yeah, because you say sorry,
I actually in a hurry and they look at you
like that is the worst excuse of all time. But
when you're genuinely when you genuinely are in a hurry, yeah,
there's nothing worse. I've been charity mode. I've also just

(17:09):
had a look at something because I was just looking
for I've been charity in Muket a couple of times
and I've signed up to a few different charities and
I was just having a lot there because there's one
that I actually went out and seeked and that was
the Gloria of Vale Levers Support Trust. I looked for
that one, this sort of that. I sought that one
out and I very happily contribute to that every month

(17:30):
because that's for people who are families who are trying
to leave Gloriavale and then that's a cult obviously down
in the west coast of the South on them and
when they go to leave, they get completely excommunicated from
the community. All of their friends, their family, They have
no money, they don't have any positions. And the glory
of oale Leavers support trust locks after people that put

(17:51):
them in houses, they give them clothes, They give the
kids clothes and put them skull all sorts of stuff,
which I think is really important. Kids. That's a monthly,
that's a monthly, decent amount coming out monthly. But as
I was looking through, I just looked at and there
was an Elite Fitness monthly thing that was coming out,
and I'm like, home, re second, what's that? And it's
eighty bucks a month?

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
And I'm like, what is it? Eighty bucks a month?
And then I looked and I thought maybe it's just
for the like six months or something. And then I
looked and it was another one for the month before,
and another one month before an Elite Fitness had been
taking eighty bucks out of my account. I've just just
the second noticed, oh my god, for an excycle, for
an exercycle that I hired.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
I thought this was a gym. Do you still have
the exorcycle.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
I've got the exorcycle and that is going back today.
When was the last time you got on that extra?
So a couple of weeks ago. But you know, with
my knee surgery I've had, I had to get an
exorcycle so I could do some rehab. But I think
what's happened is I've signed up for the exorcycle for
maybe two months or something, and then there must have
been some clause in it which says that if you
hold on to it for longer than that, then we

(18:57):
will charge you blah blah blah a month again ebitant amount.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Just quickly, How do you if you come across a
charity mugger, I've gone the headphones plan?

Speaker 3 (19:07):
How do you get around them? What do you?

Speaker 4 (19:08):
What do you say to them? Sorry, mate, not today,
I'm in a hurry. Blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Either just attempts some sign language and move on and
if they can't sign, then you know, I obviously they
can't talk to you.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
What if it's like the New Zealand Foundation for the
Deaf and you're trying to sign language and you actually
can't just start lucky, Yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Deserve to go to jail off. That's the case. That's
just the way it goes. You've been busted, you've been rumbled,
You're a bad person.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
M's start practicing a sign language.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
The Hurchy Breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Its justin around charity mugging because Lauren, who is the
partner of MESHI who's away sick today? I got charity
mugged yesterday? Is that right? Man?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
I think it might have been over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
She was vulnerable and she's too nice a person, so
she couldn't say no. She's now on the hook for
a good couple of years.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh man, she'll never be able to get out of that.
Here's a pop quiz. It's just coming from a texture
on three for three pop quiz. Would you cross the
street to avoid someone with a gag patch or a
charity mugger?

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Well, this is the problem with the gang patch ban.
You can't tell them now you don't know which ones
they are. At least the charity muggers have to wear.
They have to wear their shit.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah, here's a bit of advice. I ask for a
brochure and so I need to speak to my partner
about the budget. They don't like that, and we'll let
you go if you insist this the only way you'll
possibly donate, Then you can leave without feeling stink and
hopefully making them feel stink as well.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Great idea.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Maybe you could even take it a notch up and
be like, look, I'm so into this and I'd like
to donate a sizeable amount of money, but I need
to talk that amount of money over with my partner.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
This person got charity mugged after leaving the dentist post
wisdom tooth ex strap. Not sure if they believe that's
why I was unable to speak. Well, you don't need
to speak to give money.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
No, no, but they have.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
So they've walked out and the charity mugger's gone, hey,
would you like to do that?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
And they've gone.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Charity Mugger's got jesus mate, Come.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
On, business is I always go to the fake phone call.
I'd love to talk to a charity mugger though, because
they must have seen everything. Yeah, they must have seen everything.
They have some good stories. If you are a charity
mugger text us three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Or reformed enough you've left the life.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, coming up after seven o'clock. What small job do
you need someone to do for you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:34):
This is off the back of the UFC.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
They've got a guy who just pushes the seats back
into the commentators.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
I've seen that guy.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Yeah, what a luxury.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
How much do you get paid to push the seats
back in?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
I want I'll do some research.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
I wonder if they paid hourly or if they paid
sort of a yearly salary.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Is it per sept?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah? And I wonder if they have other odd jobs
as well. This is the Hidache.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Breakfast, the Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells. Already your Hurdarchy?
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Speaker 1 (22:09):
When were home to the Hardache Breakfast Thursday, the twenty
first of November twenty twenty four. Executive producer Ruda is
out of Studio B and he's on the buttons because
Mas she's away.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Sick, mining mate Morsken and South.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Island meatworker former South Island mitworker Minia Stewart joins us
from the studio.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
I'm stumbling over my words.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Jerryus has poured me a Thermo Nuclear coffee full of
the brew.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
I just try and tap the top off and it's
just roasted my tongue.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Sorry about that. I actually didn't put much milk in
you on because I only normally go with a dash
of milk and mine. Yeah, but most other people I
generally like more milk. Was there enough milk in there
for you? Well?

Speaker 4 (22:43):
There is now, But yeah, like I said, I've roasted
my tongue. Yeah, I overfelled, got the fairy tongue.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Sorry about that. Coming up later on what small job
do you need someone to do for you? This is
on the back of the dude from UFC whose job
it is to push the commentator cheers.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Back hipront saw him over the weekend and going crazy
about how much is getting paid, and then after eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Some big excuations coming in from the big show.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
I was there and this unfolded as well.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, they need addressing these accurate excuations.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yes, this was yesterday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
During the days, it's pretty scathing.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Up next though, with this ban on gang patches which
comes in today, What fashion accessory would you ban if
you could?

Speaker 2 (23:25):
The Hodacky breakfast with Jeremy Wells already darky.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
So police around the country are ready to enforce new
laws today cracking down on gangs, which came into effect
overnight midnight last night. Things, I'm not allowed to wear patches.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
They're saying there was a show of force or like
more people out in about and patches from eleven to
a midnight last night.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Is that true? Really?

Speaker 3 (23:49):
And I thought so?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Or gangs acts called the Gangzac twenty twenty four bands
that display of gang patches and public places provides extra
tools to target gang related crime and intimidation. And look,
gang related crime and intimidation is a bad thing, There's
no doubt about that. And gangs in general are not good.
I think we can all agree on that.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yeah, but what constitutes a public environment like side of
a rugby game.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
I'd say definitely a side of a rugby game that's
public environment. Yeah, what's going to be interesting because I
think gangs generally don't abide by rules.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Well, this is the thing, this is this is what
I was saying generally earlier on I was saying, it's
like telling smokers they're going to die. They know that
you're you're not going to convince them. You're only going
to convince everyone else. When you're telling gang members, oh,
there's a new rule that you're not allowed to do this, Like, hey,
we haven't. We don't abide by any of the other rules.
Why do we hear that you've put another rule in?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah. So it's one of those classic things, isn't it,
where politicians promise something and elections and then the police
have to enforce it. And I'm sure if you actually
spoke to police about it, police would be like, actually,
we don't mind the fact that gang members were patches
because it means that we kind of what to look out.
You know what we're dealing.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
We're looking for a gang there, but they're pretty easy
to find, point themselves out. And like you were saying
earlier off here as well already, like if you're one
cop and like a small hawks bait out that's right now.
All of a sudden, you wake up this morning and
every single guy you see wearing a gang pad, you're
going to go and confront.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
I know, I know, I know. I think it is
the other things in regional communities around New Zealand where
gangs are prevalent, gangs are part of the community, big
part of the community. You just can't say, well, I
can't exist anymore. It doesn't quite work like that practically.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Everyone knows it.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
But I did think it was interesting that they've managed
to bring in a law around a piece of clothing.
I don't think I've ever heard of this before. No, well,
you can ban a specific piece of clothing. So it
made me think, what other pieces of clothing do you
see around that?

Speaker 3 (25:47):
You're like, God, I wish I.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Could bring a laura to ban those.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Okay, can I go first? Yes?

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Sure, there is no occasion that calls for a fedora.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
There is no So explain exactly, because I know what
you mean. It's a hat with a brim around it.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
And the back brooms turned up. Remember when scar music was.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
A thing in the late nineties and two thousands.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Yep, chicken vans and the worst parts of reggae meets
the worst parts of punk. Yep, they would wear a fedora.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
I remember those. Is there a difference between a Trilby
and a fedora?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
What's the guy and jimericuay rocking? He and a Trillby
or a fedora?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Oh? Hold on, hasn't he got a giant, giant hat
with a massive Jamerica.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
I'm looking at the hat. No, that's no, that's it's
a that's a whole. We'll just get rid of those. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, they used to call them a twat and a
hat didn't. Okay, yeah, that's a that's a massive hat
that's too big.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
From that hat, I will I would like to extend
my Fedora band two apply to Trillby's. And the problem that.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
You have with the hat is I imagine that it
offers no some protection.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
No some protection.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
No one's ever looked good in a Fedora.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
What about Simon Doll He for a long time ran
a Fedora.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Case in point, okay, case points you a right.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
So that if you're bolding, you know, at the top,
and you just need something to give you a little
bit of some protection on the top of your head,
will you will you accept a Trollby in that situation.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
I'll not accept the trouble.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
If you are a private investigator in a film noir movie,
I'll accept the troll Bey. Short of that, if you
don't have a notepad that you use that's tucked into
that trolley, get it.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Off your head.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Okay, I'll tell you what I'll ban next, and you
see it at airports. Just definds people as absolute whankers who.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
The Hdchy Breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Hodarchy Formos, south Illa meet Working and I Stuart joins
us on the show this morning, we're talking about gang
patches because they were banned last night and public gang
members no longer ad patches. That was at twelve o'clock midnight.
I believe the enforce that came into force. I do
wonder if there was a showdown at eleven fifty nine.
If if somewhere around the country there was a policeman
and a gang member just eyeballing each other on the

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main street of a small town at eleven fifty nine.
Imagine if there was situation where you're out with your
gang mates and then all of a sudden the struck
midnight and a whole lot of one of the gang
members just took his jack it off and said, oh,
come on, guys, we think we should take this off.
Now you know this is illegal, Now take your batch off.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Man, there's a new law.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
How do you think that would be received.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
It's like they're going to turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah, but no, NOA. You were saying, banning an item
of clothing.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah, it's innovative. I've never seen it done before.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
And you'd ban the dooras Doora's chick advans are probably
thrown there is there anything that would look good, anything
that you would see in a scar music video.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
So what the do? I feel like? I own a
for Dora, but mine has a reasonably wide brom is that?

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Okay, that's not the green one out there that you No,
I wouldn't call that a Fedora. Okay, I wouldn't call
that a Fedora. The door's got the short brom on it.
We didn't bog down.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Okay. Yeah, I feel like the trill Be and the Fedora.
I'm confused between the trill.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Be or don't worry because I've extended my Fedora band
to cover tree bees as well.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, if there's something that I'd like to ban, it's
Louis Verton handbag slash luggage. And some people will be saying,
what kind of wanker would even want to ban those
things or even notice them. You're at an airport and
it's now pretty much on every flight that you ever take,
there's a person that turns up with a full set
of Louis Vauton luggage. Yes, now it's the it's the

(29:26):
brown and the dark brown and the light brown sort
of striped one with the LV whatever it is on
it all over it all over it. Yeah, and it
just absolutely screams rich winka. It's like the person's trying
to identify themselves as a rich wanka.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
They are because often they're fake and so ah, so
they're not even real rich wankers.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
They want to appear like a rich winker.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
It doesn't look the colors are not good, the brown's
not good. It's so expensive like that. It's one of
those bags. So if I just went on on Temur,
I've just been on on the head, like six thousand
bucks on teamuts. No, six thousand bucks free delivery, But
for a Louis Vauton carry on, like where you can

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drag it along the ground.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yeah, no, but free delivery.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Jury, So six grand that's actually close to like five
nine hundred and eighty dollars.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, this rolling trunk here from Louis Vuitton, sixteen thousand
dollars free delivery.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
You're saving money? Did you think about that?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
The four piece Louis Vouton said, seventy two thousand, five
hundred dollars. What kind of winker? Yeah, well, it's a
it's a bag, for God's sake, it's a it's a
piece of luggage.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Also, the baggage handler is going to toss that thing
around anyway. God'd be sick if a baggage handles throwing
seventy two thousand of my dollars around.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
If I was a baggage handler and I saw Louis
Vuitton baggage come through the carousel, I'd soil it. I'd
soil it. You'd have to God damn it wanker's bags
just immediately. You might as well wear a T shirts

(31:13):
is wanka.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
So the Louisitson band comes into force at midnight tonight, the.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
World would be a better place.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
The Darky Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Hodarchy talking about items of clothing that you would ban
if you could off the back of the gang patch ban,
which came into effect last night at midnight.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Ye, how's the text machine going, Well, there's a lot
of people.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
It's it's running hot. To be honest, here's someone that
wants to ban all facial piercings between the nostril and
the chin. Not an item of clothing.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
No, but a fashion accessory. Yep, certainly, so would that
include the nostril, I suppose, not.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Between the nostril and the chin. So anything knows related,
anything mouth related, yep. But also between the nozzle and
the churn. If you run around, you'll get you will.
You will hit the lobe.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
True, I won't, but yes, certain members society, you will.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Your lobes run low hangler your his hanglo they do?
Can you tell them that or not? Norah bo Yeah,
band lip fillers and botox is this person age naturally?
For goodness sake.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
I'm with the I'm with that on the lip fillers.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Is there anyone out there I would love to hear
from someone who likes the look of lip fillers like
I love. I don't know anybody who does, but there
must be someone otherwise surely it wouldn't exist. It looks
so weird. I watched Love Island recently Australia. Yeah that's yeah,
Oh my god, Yeah, it's so unusual. That's a look.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Who's the guy that we had on the guy from
Married at First Sight and he said he's been doing
it for fifteen years and that is the one thing that
struck him as the amount of people that are using
Fellas and botox has just exponentially increased.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, it's a real thing. Banned Crocs says this textime,
they're a bloody disgrace.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Well yeah, but what about the nurses of the chefs.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
You know they love a croc.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Here's someone else that says, Indiana Jones's hat is a fedora.
Are you going to ban that too?

Speaker 5 (33:16):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Okay, so this is I think now here's soom and I.
You want to ban the fedora?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Yeah, I don't like to look.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
I think you've actually got confused between the fedora and
the trill bey. Oh no, oh god, because the fedora,
Indiana Jones, the fedora is the wider brimmed vision.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
I've just looked up Indiana Jones. Yeah, this is the
hat that you have. Yeah, basically, yeah, that's that's the fedora.
Would you ban that or you're trying to ban a trollby.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
I'm trying to ban a trollby. I'll just googled both
of them.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Okay, So you I think I think I've I think
I've confused the trolley for a Fedora.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Okay, so all the people out there off the back
of what you said about the fedora have gone out
and have immediately burned there fedoras. Now you've actually confused it.
This is on the back of who's a trend leader
fashion I go on that fashion icon.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yeah, I just like I mean, I shudered to think
how many people have been wrongfully imprisoned because of my
poorly worded ban on Fedora's that actually was intended to
ban troll Bey's.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
I mean the troll Bey terrible hat. I agree with
you on the trophy, but Fedora does offer some kind
of some protection. It is a hat of sorts or
is the trollby? What's the point?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Is it too late to issue a formal apology?

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Can I walk this back?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Please? Walk about you? I need to.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
I'd like to.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
My name is man I A. Stuart, and I'd like
to walk back my ban on Fedoras. I would, however,
like to retain the ban on Trillby's okay, which I
extended the original band too. We'll be reworking the bill
and putting it in front of Parliament again next week.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Okay, No, that's good.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
I'd actually like to launch.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
A hiko against myself for trying to ban the fedora.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Is as text. And someone that wants to ban crocs
has never worn a pair of crocs, particularly in sport mode.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Gotta be honest. I put my missus crocs. On the
other day went out and bought my own CROs.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Very comfortable part they can sweat.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
You're complete New Zealand today. This morning the Hurdarchy Breakfast
for Jeremy Wells available everywhere on the iHeartRadio, News, entertainment
and Music that Rocks exclusively on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Seven thirty three on the Hurderaky Breakfast. Time for your
latest news headlines. Plenty of warning for gangs ahead of
the new patch band gang insignia is now prohibited in
public as well as in cars. We're visible to the public.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
What about on bikes.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I don't think no bikes. I think is visible to
the public.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah, okay, what about in the Radio Hurdaki studio because
obviously we're inside, but we're surrounded by glass, so if
anyone walks past then I was wearing my gang patch,
they could quite obviously see it.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I don't know what what is it worth wearing the
game patch up against the window, for example, in your
own house. I don't know about the rule there. I
mean if it was Singapore, for example, where you're not
allowed to get changed nude in your own house. You
can't be seen to be food in your own house
through a window. They've got a rule against that.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
I've always wondered that if I'm newt in my house
and you're looking into my house from out on the road,
who's the creep in that situation?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Well? Intent is important, isn't it, Mini? Yeah, because of
course there are people who get changed on purpose inside
of houses so people can see them.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Right, So if the intents I want to be seen,
I'm the creep, yep. But if the intent is I'm
just getting changed and you're trying to see me, you're
the creep.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah, what if you want to see each other? Well,
that's a whole nother thing. Big upgrades planned across the
national power grid means electricity bills will be on the rise.
What Commerce Commissioner has agreed to let local lines, companies
and transpower charge more. The average household bill will go
up ten bucks a month in April. It's five bucks

(36:48):
a month for the following four years.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Or shouldn't upgrades make it cheaper? What are you upgrading
them too? If it's going to be more bloody expensive,
just leave them way.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
You've got to build those big transmit of things that
have been around for like fifty or so years and
they have to get upgrade. They cost heaps to pot
back in.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
We probably don't have the time right now, but cause
someone explained to me, why if this power comes off
the same line, how are their different power companies?

Speaker 3 (37:09):
There's only one power line.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
I'll suit you down at some stage and talk you through.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
I understand how different companies work, but why do I
have to pay to a different company?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
How do they decide whose power is?

Speaker 1 (37:19):
I mean, well, once upon, I'm going to talk to
you about this off there is there is a simple
seems like a once upon a time it was all
owned by the same thing, and then it got then
it got divided out.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
It seems like a bloody rot demand.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
You can be you can be a generator, and you
can be a retailer. So you can generate it, and
you can be a retailer, but you can't be the
line between. So transpowers the lines between, and then of
course you get the generators, which is like Meridian, Genesis,
et cetera. They can also be retailers, but you can't
be all three. Why not because that's a monopoly, yep,

(37:51):
and the all blacks and blues. It's so boring, but
I will explain it to you off here and the
All Blacks and Blues playmaker Harry Plummer's three year deal
with French rugby club but Clermont has been signed. He'll
join in July after next year's Super season, effectively ending
his international career at one cap, earned in Sydney against
Australia in September.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
This is why we need to bring trades in Jerry.
If we could have traded him to the Crusaders, we
could have kept him around in New Zealand. But no
three all black caliber first fives at the Blues and
this is what happens.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
One of the mast to go off shore. Mm HM,
bring in trades into siber rug The.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Ducky Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Former South Ireland meetworkerm and Ice Stuart joins us on
the show this morning.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
I was watching b the UFC over the weekend. There
Jerry and everyone's noticed this week a fight night dude
who's been hailed as the UC chairman.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
It's got a good nickname.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
I like that viral video has gone around showcasing his
unique role in the production whereby you know when Joe
Rogan stands up when someone gets knocked out, and he
always all three of them and Daniel Comeer, John Annac
Dull all stand up. Then as they go to sit down,
there's a dude scurrying around in the background just shoving
their seats back, and people have this video has gone viral.

(39:06):
Everyone's gone, who is this guy whose only job is
to push the seats in. Turns out he's actually the
sound guy, and what he's doing he's moving the cables
out of the way so they don't sit on them
and yank their headphones off.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
It goes down.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
He has an actual job, but part of his job
is to move the seats in.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
And it got me.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Thinking, like, what little thing in your life do you
need a guy to just do that one little job
for you.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Like pushing your seat in? For me?

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Twice this week, I've left my lunch in the fridge
on Sunday night, I'll get the Holy ghost will be
within me and I'll be like, right, I'm making my
lunches for the whole week. I'm gonna get skinny this week,
and I make them all. Then I sleep and I
get up and scurry out the door. And it's usually
once you're on the bus, in the car, you're halfway
to work, You're.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Like, ah, lunch, ah damn.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
So hold on, you make your whole you make your
lunch for the whole week, and then divide it up
as what you're saying you're doing.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Yes, so what are you running for lunch? Midnight?

Speaker 4 (40:05):
I know we're going with this year in to answer
your next question, Yes, I am about to eat four
day old chicken for lunch today, and I've just remembered,
actually it's in my bag, not the fridge.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Where you going to move that into the fridge. I've
got no problem with four day chicken. Okay, I've got
no day with I've got no problem with five day chicken.
I've pushed a checken out six days minight.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
You'll go a six day chick.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Well, I'll give it a sniff.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Yeah, I'll give it a sniff. I've heard a rumor actually,
if you want to extend the life of your chicken
in the fridge, you've got to take it off the bone,
because the bone is apparently the thing that actually contains
a lot of the bacteria.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Funny, because it's I do exactly that ruder because a
person we were talking about chickens, probably a couple of
years ago, and we're getting waylaid here because we're away
from the UFC chairput or in. But we were talking
about chickens and bachelor's handbags specifically, and someone said, as
soon as you get the bachelor's handbag from the supermarket

(40:57):
while it's still warm, Yeah, take all all of the
checken off and put it in a clack or a systeamer.
We do that, and that way it keeps for longer.
Plus you can get more of the little bits off it,
because when it's warm, when it gets hard, it gets
much harder to pull the stuff off the bone.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
You want to hot bone. That thing.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Also great snack for when you get home from work,
high protein, localories. It'll just really satiate that God, I'm hungry,
feeling chicken.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I'm a big fan of the bachelor's handbag. So okay,
So what I would like if I could choose any job,
little person to do some job that really winds me up.
I hate, more than anything else, filling out forms. I
it's got a thing about it for some reason, and
I know I shouldn't, but I cannot stand filling out

(41:46):
forms the longer the form, the more I hate it.
And if I could have someone that I could just
immediately just text and say, look, here's this form online,
or here's this form that I've got to fill out
for some kind of travel declaration. There seem to be
a lot of those. If someone could do that for me,
that would be absolutely sensation. I'd be happy to pay

(42:06):
money for that.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
It's one of the only times these days you actually
forced to write, like handwritning. Everything's type these days were texted.
One of the only times you have to write stuff
out is and then they put the boxes there. You
missed the box? Do you want it in capital?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
For me, there's nothing more pleasurable than the autofill function,
you know, the autofill function on your phone, when all
of a sudden you push a button and it just
goes and it just does your address. It does fills
all the stuff up that makes me just serotonin just
flows through my Dopamine flows through my body when that happens.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Same ruder would be your I was thinking about this
last night, and probably the thing because I thought people
might suggest drying themselves after a shower, and I don't
really mind drying myself. It's more the post shower routine
that I run. So obviously, I get out and I
do a bit of underarm deodorant under each pit, and

(42:59):
then I do is I spread myself open down there
right and then and then I pull it to one
side and then I do a little bit deodorant down.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
There, and then I yeah, I do same deodorant.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah, same deodorant in what order? It's first? First, that's first,
and then I run a moisturizer on my bottom because
it helps with spot and then a little bit of
moisturizer on the face. I'm already for and you want
someone else to do that for you? And look, I'm
obviously I'm not a gender specific person, so I'm going

(43:35):
to say it could be a man or a woman
that does that job. I don't mind. I don't need
to hire a man or allman for that job. Just
the best person for the job. Very progressive.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah, that's me. I don't think you're going to find
anyone who wants to do that job. Gut feeling. Okay,
this is a hierarchy.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Breakfast the Hurchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Already, Hurchy, we're just talking about little jobs that you
hate doing that you love someone to do for you.
This is on the back of the U see chair
put or up right?

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Yeah, that is actually the sound guy, but he does
push the cheers in.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah, and people have been texting and sitting on three
four it through some suggestions. Someone tasked with shaving all
the displaced here from my head that's now on my neck,
and also to trim my downstairs forest. That sounds similar
to some of the jobs that you'd like people to
do to you. To be honest, ruder the job I
would want someone to do for me turning on the

(44:25):
extraction fan before cooking.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Turning it on, Okay, well that's not that difficult. I
need someone to turn it off. That thing short circuits me.
I'm so aggravated when the fans on.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
There's nothing less relaxing than a dinner with the extraction
fans still going. It kills me.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yeah. I always love when I'm cooking and someone comes
in to have a conversation with me and or you
can hear is I'm not what's wrong with you? You
can't just ignoring them.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
They sound like the adults from Charlie Brown.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
When the fans.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
On, Yeah, this person here someone to clean my boat
trailer and f after a big bloody fish and trip. Well,
I would say that's not a little job.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
That's a big job.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
But it's also the worst part of owning a boat.
Why worst, Why I'll never own a boat because of that.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Admin Coming up after eight o'clock, we have some huge
news for lovers of Scotland and Mexico. Stay with us
on the Hiderche.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Breakfast, The Hururarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hurdarchy News, Entertainment,
sports and music. There are available everywhere on the radio
app Jeremy Wells on Radio.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Nights Abier with us this morning on the Hydiache Breakfast, Thursday,
the twenty first of November twenty twenty four. Executive producer
Root in the studio pushing the buttons this morning, because man,
she's still always sick.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
He's always a sitter, Mash. But I'm finding that I'm
joint standing every now and again at the moment, I
don't know where Mash just sits down all the time.
Is he lazy?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
He's lazy, Okay, lazy, yeah, and resilience it turns.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Out, and potentially messy, which we'll address later.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
On. Ah, there's been accusations that have been leveled at
old MESHI. Here's no doubt about that.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
He's not here to defend himself, which I feel bad about. Yeah,
it's perfect timing.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Today former South Island met working and I Sturt Joins
is on the show This.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Morning morning gang patch at home.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
You actually see common Taro's gang patch has been left
at home.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Then going for that. Hey, later on, I'd like to
bring up a new idea. Yes, the Haicky Breakfast and
it's a it's a form of confessional. Yes, I like
this because it's nice to offer the listeners of service.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
It's good to be able to get something off your chest,
doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Yeah, So it's just going to be a Catholic confessional
where you're going to offer a penance to absolve them
of their sins afterwards, absolutely okay.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
And you can choose to do your penance or not
do your penance. But essentially we'll open up the lines
maybe in about ten minutes time, and you can enter
the confessional. You can confess something that you feel bad
about that you've done in the last how long might
be five days, might be ten days, Look, it might
be last year. But it's something that's weighing on your mind, could.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Be twenty years ago, it's been chewing you out.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah, it's anonymous, as all confessionals are. It's blind. And
then we will absolve you of your sons and give
you some and give you a penance. Yeah, yeah, so
I eight hundred hardeky I eight hundred four to eight
seventy five of there's something weighing on your mind that
you've done, the sin that you've committed. Let us know
what that is, will help you throw it.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Have a think about it over you two great great
band to be playing while perfect or are they Protestant day?

Speaker 3 (47:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
I think they are careful.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
The hod Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells, a RADIOHDARCHI.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Former South Ila Meetworking man I Stuart joins us on
the show this morning and Manaia, you'll be interested to
know that the Hodaki pie that we've made in conjunction
with Dad's Pies, Yeah, has hit the shelves. It's officially
hit the shell.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
How did you guys turn it around so quick?

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Because of course this came the idea came out in
July and you've just you beg to get on the shelves.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
It's very good.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
It worked around the clockman iron the clock. And what
flavor is it?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
It's a gourmet anger steak, heliping you and cheese pie.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
I was just sweet, you were saying before for fans
of Scotland and Mexico.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
I was worrying.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
I was wondering how that ven diagram came together.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
And I'm just looking here and and it is. I'm
looking at a picture of it.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Yeah, a picture of it.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
And where where did Dely say that he saw this?

Speaker 3 (48:37):
I reckon that's got to be in a wild bean cafe,
because right about it they've got the chicken coot on
for five bucks.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
This couldn't have come at a bit of time. Across summer.
I'm eating a lot of pies because I'm on the
road a lot, you know, I'm driving Crush Hurt Tomuru
Way medium up and down. I'll pound a pie into
the core of the earth at BP if they're not careful.
And this is generally the kind of pie I go for.
It's the pepper steak. I'll go the pepper steak. This
looks like a pepper steak. Yeah, but it's got a
bit of spice in there. Yeah, and that's going to

(49:04):
clear the nostrils out. Yeah, the pepper steak that says
a lot about a man, that.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Says slightly more sophisticated. Is it a steak and cheese?
Think of yourself as a little bit more high brow?

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Too much variance with the cheese I don't like. You know,
you can have a bad cheese and a pie. You
can have a bad cheese and it can ruin a
pie for you.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Where you can have too much cheese, you can have
a slightly runny, faked cheese. Yes, I know that this
particular pie made by Dad's Pies are great. People at
Dad's Pies. I've sampled it, I've tasted it, and as
a lover of mince and cheese, yes, and of steak
and cheese myself, I can tell you that the cheese
in this is particularly good.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Plus you throw the jalapeno on there. Yeah, I reckon
that adds a whole nother dimension, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
It does, just a little bit of spice. But trust me,
if you think, oh God, I don't want to eat
a pie with lots of helopenia in it, because it's
going to be too spicy and going to be heckupping
my way through through the afternoon. No, you won't be.
It's not that, it's just a it's just a lot
of bit of a taste of it.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Also, I would say cheese probably the perfect tonic for
spice if you're a little bit sensitive to spice.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Yeah, the dairy, the dairy will really calm it down.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah. So I'm looking here, what's the price of it?
Six dollars ninety A very reasonable six dollars ninety.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Where else are you going to get lunch for six
dollars ninety?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Yep? Nowhere, No, And there's there's plenty of there's plenty
of energy in that pie.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Near killer jewels, get through the afternoon Darren Store. Now yeah,
they are Arron Store. Now. So I see that they've
come in a little bit earlier according to Knier. So
they're in the earlier than planned.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Well BP Wild Ban Cafe and look out for them
in the supermarkets of dairy. Have you seen as well
that they're going to come in a three pack and
the supermarket so you can take them home, you can
cook them at yourself. Have you nice and fresh?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Oh? There we go.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
I don't trust myself. I'll let the good fuck at
BP do it for me.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
My problem is I can easily eat three pies easily.
It's always a good thing about the pie. There, it
is itself, you can just eat it straight away.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
The Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio Hadarchy.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Former South Island meatworker Mania Stewart joins us on the show,
and we want to start up a new segment on
the Hurdarchy Breakfast we do.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
I'm a good Catholic boy myself, Jerry thirteen years of
Catholic education.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
I know the Bible well, good Catholic boy, Catholic boy,
I am a Catholic boy. I think I think.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
I'd burst into flames if I walked into Saint Patrick's
Basilica today. But I think it's there's there's some useful
parts of Catholicism that I'd like to bring it into
the show.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Oh good good, I think we do need to bring
some Catholicism into the show.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
It's always been the knock on this show to Anglican
for my life. But anyway, I think something we could
do is absolve people of this sense. It's always good
to be able to get something off your chest, and
often the people around you are too close to you
can't confess it to the insurance. A lot of people
aren't going to church these days. But what if we
offered a remote church service where you could confess to

(52:15):
Father Wells some of your deepest dark secret's anything that's
been chewing you up. And of course it'll be anonymous.
At anonymous, bear in mind will know.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah. We've created and had built a confessional hit in
the studio a.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Great expense of the company. I'm only in here for
two days this week. We've gone bust.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
It's a beautifully made It's got two little parts to it.
It's got a seat and an area that I set
them there behind behind a closed door, and then there's
another door that opens up, and then there's a screen
between the confessional part where I sit and then where
the people can come in and confess their sins. So
I can't see them, no, but I'm like, I'm happy

(53:01):
to offer an ear I think is the main thing
that's right, and it's a way of airing something that's
that's either burning away at you or something. It could
be big, it could be small, that's right. It could
be anything and a large part of siding Catholicism. But
also this show is forgiveness one hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
And so if you'd like to be forgiven for something,
you can call in and Jerry will give you your
penance that you left. It won't be rosaries or anything,
or it might be but something that you need to
go away to balance the check book, as it were.
And whether you do that or not as between you
and the man upstairs.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
But absolutely, yeah, totally. But I mean forgiveness such an
important thing.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
That's right, and we're offering it here. What other radio
show is offering forgiveness on a Thursday morning?

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Has never been another radio show that's ever offered forgiveness.
So give us a call. I eight hundred herdeche I
eight hundred fourty eight seven five.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Could be small.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
It could be a small thing you know you haven't
been doing as many chores around the house as you
know you should be, or it could be big.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
My robes on now during the sign and go and
sit in the confessional and wait for people to come
in and confess their sins.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
I'll guide you in. I'll guide you in when you
fall in the.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Hy breakfast already your darky.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
All right, let's try this for the first time ever.
This is the HURDARKI breakfast Confessional. I'm going to put
on my frock. I'm going to head into the confessional,
which is inside of the studio. Here. You can give
us a call eight hundred Hodaki and confess your sins

(54:35):
to me. It can be big, it can be small,
it could be anything. Give us a call and I
will I will hear your sin. I will forgive you,
and then I will give you some penance.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Okay, perfect, right, I think we've got a first caller
on the line.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Good morning, caller. Who are we talking to?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Good morning.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
I'd just like to remain anonymous if possible.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Thank you. That's a good point. I don't know why
I asked you what your name was.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Just about blue the thing up right at the right
at the door, he's not even another confessional. All right, then,
if you'd like to follow me, Father Wells is waiting
for you in the confessional.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Hello, child, welcome, Hello, thanks for having me. Hmm you
smell good.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
That's right on.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
I have to shaff Is that.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
Just a run of them all?

Speaker 3 (55:26):
David Beckham one m.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Sort of works well with your skin, child, What would
you like to confess?

Speaker 6 (55:34):
I must confess I was quite bored on a Saturday night.
I was watching Netflix and I stumbled across the documentary
about Nickelback and I've somewhat taken a life into their music.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Now, Oh, let's see, and do you have a favorite
Nickelback song.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
I'm so new to it. I'm not too sure exactly
what the names of the songs are, but just just
a band as a whole. I just have you found
respect for them than I just I feel just unclean
in general.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Okay, so you're a new fan to Knuckleback, that that
is one hundred percent of sin. Well, your sins have
been absolved, child, You're forgiven and as Penance, I want
you to go away, and I want you to listen
to Leads Up three instead of listening to Knickelback.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
I could do that fire well.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Thank you all right, So look it up on Spotify.
Leads yep three starts with immigrant song, and you listen
to that, and I think that everything will be fine.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Okay, thank you so much, Peace be with you.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Go on your way.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Thank you, go and peace, love and say the Lord well,
there we go.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
I feel better for that, so do I too. Hopefully
I helped that young man ye find his way through
I think so Okay, well that's a huge success. Three
we must do that next Thursday.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Well, we're going to have to have built the whole
thing and it's really pissed off Australian content director Pixel Campbell.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
I believe it cost two and a half thousand dollars
at conditional so it's got to work for us. This
is a Hidarchy breakfast, like the.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells available everywhere on the iHeart
ready at already r Hodarchy A.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Thirty one on the Hiderky Breakfast. Time for your latest
news headlines. Police have already acted on the new gang
patch Bell. A fifty one year old man was stopped
in Hastings at three minutes yeah, three minutes past midnight, yes,
after officers saw a large Mongrel mob sign on his
car dashboard. He will appear in court later in the.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Mark was surely at least a little bit of leeway,
like all right mate, look it was three minutes ago,
you know he is it three minutes pass? But also
is this the situation we're talking about before where there
was a standoff between the police and the mongol mob
at eleven fifty nine. Just waiting for that for the
town bell to ding Well.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
You know, normally when new laws come into effect, they
have a little period of grace where they normally the
police just they call it an educational piece where where
they'll educate people on the new band. Interestingly, they've already
charged this person zero tolerance. Yeah, businesses in the Capitol
are reporting economic benefits from Tuesday's hikoy to Parliament. More
than forty thousand people attended the protest. It's not a

(58:20):
bad shit And former Canterbury outside back Blair Murray will
start at fullback for Wales in Sunday mornings Test against
South Africa and Cardiff. Wales have lost a record eleven
matches in a row. At a feat to the spring
Box would see them go an entire calendar year without
winning a Test for the first time in nineteen thirty seven.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
And you'd have to think they are going to lose
to the spring Box.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Probably I put.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
Money on the spring Box in that Situationez, you wouldn't
get much back.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
That would almost be unbackable. The spring box at the.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Moment, totally wow. Okay, if Warren Gatlin can keep his
job after losing eleven matches in a row and not
winning a single test in the calendar.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
Year, have they tried second Fozzy over there? Because that
seemed to work for us. I feel like any any
rugby team around the world, if it's not going well
for you, just sack Fozzy and everything goes right, does it?

Speaker 1 (59:11):
I don't know is anyone gonna be watching the Italy game.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
Laine will because he'll be commentating it on iHeartRadio, the.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Hdarchy Breakfast on Radio DY.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
I tuned onto the Big Show yesterday.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
I'm sorry to hear that, and I heard this.

Speaker 7 (59:30):
Where I am sitting is the control panel of this
radio station. So whenever you're doing like a solo show,
Captain Keesey, they call me. They don't, but it has
a nice ring to it. So the other people that
sat here fn the producer of the breakfast show, Mesh Mesh,
you've got Angie in the morning, Greg Prebble, Yes, you've
then got us, Yes, You've got the night show afterwards,
which is usually Greg as well, and then weekend announcers

(59:53):
underneath this disc where I'm sitting someone has been sticking
chewing gum, Yeah, chewing it up, putting it under the deer.
There's about six pieces under the air today, Angie. She
was using the desk and got it stuck to her leg.
That is disgusting, and I fresh that is a freshy.
I would like to accuse Mash from the Breakfast Show
who sits here, of putting gum under the desk and

(01:00:14):
I'm fuman.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Well, firstly, who's Mash, Sorry, who's Finn?

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Finn? Finn is Mash Mash clearly meshed.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Is clearly Yeah. So there's been chewing gum under the desk, yes,
Andie's got it on her legs.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
I was here when it happened.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
She came storming out in the horror of mood with
chewing gum stuck to her leg.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
There's still a paper towel that stuck under the air
and it looks like, oh my god, stuck to the bottom.
So sit, rep r.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
How is there any chewing gum under there at the
moment that, like Keysy said, I can.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
See probably about five or six.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
But really, yeah, some of it's covered by this paper
towel that's also stuck to the desk.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Now, I have never put chewing gum under a deal.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
I find that's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
Never in your disgusting, never in your life now because
rosses me out so much.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
I've done some gross stuff, but that's not one of them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Okay, that I've done way gross of things and put
chewing out under a.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Disc definitely, But I have never chilling gum under okay.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
I would say, Rudy, can you just get under there?
I mean, in these situations is okay? So everyone wants
to find out who the chewing gum was. It was
stuck to Angie's league, which immediately makes me think it
was probably actually Angie, but because generally smelled it, doubt it.
But what I'd like you to do, Rudi? While you're
under there, could you sniff the gum please?

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
The one that went on your league?

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
No, just all of the gun.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
There's one under here as well.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Just can you smell? Okay, so that's probably can you
smell the next one?

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
That one doesn't smell either, none of the one that
looks the freshest. I just have to take the paper
towel off it a paper.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Towel, what does it smell like?

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
It's one of those green spearmint ones. There's some spearmint there. Okay. Also,
what's the weird bodily fluidy salivary smell that you sometimes
stop right right? Oh? No, there's a brown one there,
whole fight.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Okay, So there's a brown one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Could the brown one that one smells like hubber bubba? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Could that potentially be some sort of nicotine gum? Because
I see where you're going, because that would well, there's
a couple options at that point, at that juncture.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
If it smells like nicotine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
There's two people that but the people who chew the
nicotine gum mania, so we use it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Yeah, I know there is one piece of gum underneath
my DearS.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Would you like to smell it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
No, but I will smell and smell it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Smell it, smell the gum, smell the gum, and.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
I juicy fruit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Okay, so that's juice. There's a spearmint. There is also
a great hubba bubba. So there's someone is either it
could be multiple people at different times. I mean, what
about the weekend wounders. I mean, people are blaming Angie,
people are blaming man people are I mean, what about

(01:03:02):
Kezy as well, do we know that it's definitely not
that's clever.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
That's clever to make a song and dance about it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
I can honestly say that it's not me over that
side of the disc. In my life, I don't even
know what's like over there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
There's lots of buttons.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
It's not you, and I I tell you who. No
one's pointing your finger and could be hiding in plain sight.
And that is preblo escobar Greek preble. I've never seen
the man cheer gum before, but no, he but he's a.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Kind of professional that would not do a voice break
with gum in his mouth, right, Yeah, that's a good
point actually, So that's the other part. Who is so
professional that they wouldn't do a voice break with gumm?
And thew A mash, for example, would quite happily do
a voice break with a vapor in his mouth. So
he definitely do it with gumness many mumbles.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
So yep, there's every chance that he's got govern the okay,
so maybe they're.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Right, do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
You know, you know who it could be, And nobody's
mentioned Australian content direct the Pixie Campbell.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
He looks like a real chewer. Actually he's run Yeah, guys,
I bet it's him. He could you chewing gum and
do it fine, I'll tell you the big show. That's
how you investigates something right. You actually snuff it, you
smell it, you see what's going on, and you don't
just fire excitations that people left, right and cinder have.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
We got much show budget left because we could always
get it out from under the desk and do a dnasist.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
I think we spent it all on the Confessional, but
oh the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Darky breakfast with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
On Radio Darchy, former south Iland meat Work and my
nice Stewart's been joining us on the show today. It's
been nice to have you minight.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
It's been great to be here, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
I've loved every part of you being on the show,
other than the fact that you don't know the difference
between a fedora and a trill beitch. Turns out that
you've got a major gap in your hat knowledge.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
I was thinking that maybe for this last bit of
the show we could look back and maybe do a
bit of an honesty session, and evidently that's exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
What we're doing here.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
I'll admit it. Jeremy hat differentiation could probably deal with
some work. And I was talking about banning for Doras
off the back of the Gang Patch band, but actually
what I was picturing in my head was a Triby.
And so to those of you with Fedoras, I'd like
to extend an olive branch and apology.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
It's nice, and I'll be.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
Removing Fedoras from my hat band. That comes into effect
at midnight tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Yeah, are you don't like the Troby? And I understand
why you don't like the Trollby? Like the Triby was
a hat that you saw a lot of in the
early two thousands. I'm going to say it reached its
peak in terms of popular fashion in New Zealand in
about two thousand and five.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Maybe a little earlier, but yeah, around the SCA music era.
You know, if you were a rude boy pairing that
up with a pair of check Advance, you know that's
sort of the operator on picture.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Yeah, yeah, I look, I reckon. You reckon only two thousands,
I think? Yeah, I think I owned a Trillby myself
in two thousand and five.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
You've never been risk averse when it comes to fashion, though, Jerius, No,
you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Ben, You can't be because fashion ms fashion goes everything
generally looks bad eventually. Anyway, that's right, Yeah, unless you're
Carl Lagerfeld and you with the same thing for seventy
five years. See, I'm just looking at it at a
Fedora here, and the fedora to me is a a
it's a pretty standard sort of a hat.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
And a big shout out to the person who texted
through and said that Indiana Jones actually wears a Fedora.
And then I looked up Indiana Jones. I was like, oh, yeah,
that's sick. And then I was like, it's actually a
trill billy that I don't like. You'll see it tennis matches,
I reckon.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Yeah, you see a lot of Panama hats at tennis
as well. See what's a Panama hat sort of goes
down at the front and up slightly at the back.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
The issue here is I've just googled them. You can
have a trill by Panama hat, and so that would
fall under my trill be ban a Panama Fedora, I'll allow.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Don't love it though, No, I'm not going to ban it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Where do you sit on a boater?

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
A boater.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Yeah, a boat's got a straight flat top up to it.
It's it's harder. It's generally I'm going to say Caine.
I'm going to say Caine, but that's not the right's
kind of straw like a straw worker.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
Almost.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
If you look, if you're punting down the avon, go
for your life on a boater, I need I need
you to be within a stone's throw of a boat. Though,
if you're going to be putting that on, it's like
the Andes tog situation.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Okay, And where do you sit on a on a
Hamburg hat?

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
You need to be you need to be in the city.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
A beaver, a beaver skin, hamburg hat.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
Never heard of a Hamburg. I've heard of beaver. I
think I never heard of a harm Actually, probably know
it's Hamburger, probably for driving stagecoach. Yet I'll allow it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
But again, short of that, it's not really that's sort
of like a Sherlock Holmes.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
The Hamburg.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Yeah, okay, that's a hamboog. And and how about on
one of those acc here g Lane cheese cut.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Cheese cutter, I'm okay with the cheese cutter, very popular
among cricket commentators. I feel they are.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
You need to know the difference between seven different types
of craft beer before you're allowed to wear a cheese cutter,
because that is what it signifies to me. Ge Lane
came very close when we got free tickets to the
Travis Scott concert the other day.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
He's a rapper.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
For those of you playing at home, Glane showed up
in a cheese cutter and said you probably wouldn't want
to wear that to the to the geg I reckon.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
I reckon off you. Ge Lane's a big, big fan
of the cheese cutter. I don't understand it myself because
it doesn't have a broom enough that actually protects you
from the sun and also oftentimes in quite a heavy
wool can get very very warm.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Well, if you're on the Scottis Highlands, it makes it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
And where do you sit on a full face bell
of clover? Um? Oh? Yeah? Were one to the bank
or if I'm skiing?

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