Day In Loo Number Two! - The Radio Highlights June 26

Day In Loo Number 2, 12 hours Live from Empire Tavern...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Matt and Jerry Show Get Indoor Project sorded with
Bunning's Trade.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome twelve hours of funny from the Dunny. It's Radio
Hiraki and cotton salts. A day in Loun number two.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
It's Not You and Jail Show sixty nine way.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Good morning, Welcome along to the Madden Jerry Show.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Wednesday, the twenty sixth of June twenty twenty four. Today
is our day in lu number two, our second year running,
a twelve hour broadcast from the Bog. Good morning man,
how are you this morning?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Am I with us? Am I here? Yeah? Thank you?
You are here here. I'm going through my headphones. That's right.
As long as I'm here. Am I here?

Speaker 5 (00:52):
You are absolutely here. Physically I'm looking at you. I'm
seeing you. You're here and we're sitting on plumbing, weel toilets.
You're on stage at the Empire Tavern to raise Awen.
It's for Bowcans in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
This morning. A full day in lou from six am
to six.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Pm, six am to six pm on the So it's
quite good because it's talking yesterday. But I've got those
hemorrhoids and this cold seat is already really helping with them.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
It's actually providing me quite a lot of relief.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
I'm actually considering what you should possibly do is maybe
because at the moment we've got everything down, so we're
sitting on the sitting on the toilet, but everything's down. Yeah,
but maybe with the hemorrhoids, for you, the best way
to do it is to open everything up. YEA might
be sitting on the normal toilet, just the seat. Yeah,
but we've talked about.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
That Pavlov dog situation where if you get in that
position then things can just kick in naturally. But look,
these are things that we can work out over the
next twelve hours on air.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
It's right, we're going to be talking to a whole
lot of people sitting here on the Plumbing World toilets,
and you can be a part of it as well
by donating three dollars by texting lou to three double
seven nine, or you can visit dayanlu dot code and
z for larger donations.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
It's going to be a great day here at the
Empire Tavern.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Lots to celebrate, lots to talk about, and the idea
is that we're going to.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Be having a laughed away the discussion around bow.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
Cancer symptoms and that Conjerie Shaw.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Day and Loan number two, our second year running a
twelve hour broadcast from the Bog. We are sitting on
these plumbing World toilets, which I'm told, man, are not plumbed.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
No, they're not.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Plumbed that we made last year. They're definitely not plumbed.
So just be aware of that throughout the day for
the next twelve hours. There are plumbed bathrooms just down
the pathway there. Hey, yeah, Jerry, what are we doing?
What the hell are we doing on the show to day?

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Well, we're talking to a whole lot of people, and
in just a moment we're going to talk to Die Henward,
who is living with cancer and is a close friend
of ours and was the inspiration in a lot of
ways for what we're doing today. So we'll be chatting
to Die talking about his story because it's an interesting one.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Stain there as I'm looking at him right now, he's
sitting right in front of me, beside the notorious pants
man Joel Harrison.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
He's blowing as a cast. But yeah, we'll be chatting
to Die. Wechanning to some other people from BEW Cancer
New Zealand. Also, I believe the Prime Minister's coming on
at some stage because there's an announcement about some new
drugs which a government of funding, which is good news
for people living with bow cancer.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
So your lot coming.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
A lot of things happening, and you can be a
part of this as well by texting lou to three
double seven nine and you instantly make a three dollars donation.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
What's that number again? That number is three double seven
nine as my microphone working it is now, It wasn't briefly.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, yeah, it's all we're just a few teething issues
as we as we start the day off at bloody
six am at the Empire teven.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, that's the way it goes.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
It's interesting actually because just before you came in there
was a little bit of wind around here in Auckland
and the players were actually broadcasting from here sitting on
toilets non plumped in the Empire teven is actually tent.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah it is in tent, and I thought for a
second it was going to lift off. Yeah, oh really
we got that. It got that sort of windy, did
it started doing that inside out sort of thing? All right, Well,
I think we were right, Well, we we'll go. We'll
be right.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
We're under a pagola over in the corner. Yeah, I know,
are beside a pagola. We're between pargolas. Were opened to
the elements. Come down and see us. We're sitting between
two pergolas.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
And that and Jerry Shaw.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Today is Day and Loan number two, our second year
running a twelve hour broadcast from the bog. And it's
our great pleasure to welcome to the toilets here at
the Empire Taven the non plumped toilets.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Die Hen would welcome along die.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
Look, it's a pleasure to be here. I would have
actually bought my traveling B Day if I knew, if
I knew I was coming in here and sitting on
the toilet, I've got a B day travel with that
I can plumb in myself, put it into many a
motel room.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
We're going to embrace the B Day in New Zealand Daily.
Well we were so far behind on the Yeah, well
I had.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
I had quite a lot of my bow cut out
due to bow cancer, which is the reason I'm here.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
And yeah, I moved to the B Day.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
I started low end twenty four dollars one from Amazon,
and then I'm slowly working up the ranks and I'm
ewing up a fourteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
That a battery operated one were you have to add
the water. Is that a plumbed twenty four dollars a
b day.

Speaker 7 (05:21):
No, so it's plumbed, but it's got no power. You
just turn it and it's just an ice cold jet.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Wow. Is it a hose? I mean, is that I'll
just call that hose.

Speaker 7 (05:30):
It's a hose element, It's definitely it's more a funneled
hot Well.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
You were just in Japan, weren't you with your family?
So they are far advanced of us when it comes
to that kind of stuff.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
From early days.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
I fact, they really have got the bathroom sorted, and
your day starts in the bathroom, so you may as
well get off to a good start.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
I think there's people that just traveled to Japan for that.
I think there's bathroom tourism because it's also a wet
space there. It doesn't matter if everything gets wet. That's
the idea of the Japanese bathroom can.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Check water around.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Not a very high in my experience anyway. The main
issue with the Japanese bathroom. Not only is it tiny,
but also the fact that your shower comes in very low.
For me, it's coming down around the mid rift in
the sternhum area.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
For me, it's about a foot above the head.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
So yeah, it's just getting the top of my quiff.
You see that.

Speaker 7 (06:20):
I feel like Japan was designed for me. I think
that's why I love traveling.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
As a large amoun. Japan certainly has its challenges.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Actually, when we were over there, men Jeremy, he was
being banned from bars, not because he was too drunk
or because any other reason, just because he was too big.
Too big, we can't any people freak.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Out in space for it.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Well, the other problem over there is that you've got
to get your legs under tables.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Now, if you're dangerously stiff and long like.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Me, you just there's no way I can get my
legs under the jeopardy I can't eat. If you can't eat,
it's hopeless. So Die, thanks for coming along today. Pleasure
to be here, because in many ways you're the inspiration
for why we're doing this today. You know, you're a
great friend of ours, and of course you're living with
cancer at the moment, so we'll be chatting to you

(07:12):
about what's going on. Your story is a fascinating one
and I think your story is something that can really
people knowing about what's going to really maybe help other
people as well.

Speaker 7 (07:22):
And just seeing what went on love just seeing what
went on? Am I cutting out or is just in
my headphones?

Speaker 4 (07:31):
I do know you seem to be cutting out in
my headphones as well. Well.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
Coming here last year was a big thing because I
got contacted by so many sort of just people from
around New Zealand who actually heard this show, heard the
Dayan Lou twenty twenty three, got checkups and some of
them found they were dangerously close to it becoming cancer.
So it's awesome that Hodeki you are doing this. And

(07:57):
Hodeki's got such a primo listenership that they know to
look after themselves and if we can give them a
bit of a nudge to do some screening, that that
makes me happy so they don't end up in my situation.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Well, some of the stats are quite alarming actually, I
mean eight New Zealand is diagnosed with bow cancer every day,
which is crazy. Three New Zealand's dying from bow cancer
every day, one hundred a month.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
But it turns out early detection is the trick.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
And people think of it as an older person's disease.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Right.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
I was doing a sort of book talk and afterwards
I was meeting some people. These two like mid twenties
girls came up to me. Just look like models. Right,
They're both stage four bow cancer. So it's not what
you think of as an old person's disease. It's tragically
affecting so many more young people. And it seemed the

(08:50):
rates just seem to be on the rise. But the
advantage is it is one of the I won't say always,
but it can be one of the slower growing cancers.
So the thing is if you get onto that screening early,
you can actually there's a huge chance that won't bother
you again.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah, well it's great to have you here. Die.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
So we're sitting on the Plumbing World toilets. We're going
to be here all day at the Empire Tavern. You
can donate three dollars by texting loud to three double
seven nine, or you can visit Dayanelu dot co dot
nz for larger donations.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
This is the Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 6 (09:23):
Day and Lou and Mat Jerry Show Day and Loan.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Number two, our second year running a twelve hour broadcasts
from the bogs sitting on Plumbing World toilets at the
Empire Tavern to raise awareness for bow cancer New Zealand.
Imagine there's some positive messages coming in mat on the
text machine.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, here's one that's just come through from Agent nine.
I'm one of those men who will never go for
a check up. Now, no matter how many shows you
guys do from the pub toilets, it seems like a
week flex for me from that guy. I mean, look,
we just want to raise awareness. Like you know, we
can't take the horse to water. You know, you've got
to go and do it, or.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Maybe we'll we should is maybe think of something else?
Just forward that guy. Maybe is there any other way?
Maybe you can text us back and tell us is
there any other way that.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
What may we be sitting on that would make him
get a check out. This is another text coming through
a bit more positive. Good morning boys. Listen to the
show live from Sweden. It's midsummer here, so it's all
about drinking snaps, eating disgusting preserved hearing in a can,
celebrating fertility and making the love making the I'm going
to read it rooting the crap out of each other
and open fields on a better flowers.

Speaker 7 (10:27):
Wow, that's I love that you tried to rephrase it
to making the love out of each other.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah. Yeah, I was trying to censor it as so weird,
but I just had to go for Rudy. It's too
early in the morning for me to translate into broadcast speak.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
The filth that comes through in our text machine.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
A lot's coming up this morning on Radio Haddick's Day
and Loan number two. Stay with us news headlines after this,
and don't forget that. You can donate three dollars by
texting lou to three double seven nine, or you can
visit dayanlud dot code on his dead for larger donations.
This is the Mountain Jerry Show Radio had a kick Jerry.

Speaker 9 (11:01):
And Man Jery.

Speaker 10 (11:10):
On Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells the Maiden.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Cherry shot six eighty three times for the latest news headlines.
The state of emergency has been declared in part of
Haste after three breaches of the Harmonous Sea Wall. Heavy
rain and strong winds are hammering the East coast. Meanwhile,
for the north. The town of Tekaraka near Gisbon is
cut off in both directions. A Spanish social media influencer

(11:36):
has shocked the internet after drinking her friend's breast milk.
The twenty seven year old says it was on her
bucket list. Some health nuts claim drinking breast milk can
build muscle, despite the lack of scientific evidence. It's often
purchased through sources like Facebook Marketplace.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
That's the second most important headline in the world right now.
I mean has shocked the internet. Really, but drinking breast milk.
We drunk breast milk on this very show. We're drinking
it every day pretty much. A woman came off the
street and she said, would you guys like to drink
some of my breast milk?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
And we said, yes, we would. We drank it and
it was very sweet and delicious.

Speaker 7 (12:10):
There is quite a situation of women coming off the street.
I was in a bar a few years ago and
we're in there and this woman just came off the
street and she ordered five shots with a what's the
green with the maduri with a maduri?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Right?

Speaker 7 (12:27):
Five shots of maduri leave some space at the top,
then out with the boo. She topped it up herself
as you would abay Ley's and we all had a shot.
And I got a little takeaway because I had facial
ex me at the time, and it's amazing for facial.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
X, it's amazing for everything. You put that stuff on everything.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
C was.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
I remember when we had kids and something would happen
and the plunker woman said, it just spray some breast
milk on it. Spray a bit of breast milk on it.
Athletes foot spray and breast milke. Right, It's a miracle cure,
it really is. And the Warriors have had four with
all black. Tana Umanger joined the training sessions this week
as the team recovers from the Titans defeat. Coach Andrew
Webster says the Mwana pacifica mentor wants to observe how

(13:10):
things are conducted in that professional league compared to rugby union.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Later on the show, we talk about Shawnee Jay. He's
put a post up on Instagram about some of the
hates getting geez people I get laying into Shawney Jay.
He's doing his best.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
He's been an absolute icon of the car but he
might be having a hard couple of weeks, but you've
got to lay off the man's in't it.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah? People turn very quickly, don't they. Yeah, they really do.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
The Mat and Jerry Show, Matt and Jerry Show Radio
had a good day and learn number two our second
year running into our broadcast, and we've got Die Henwood
sitting on the Plumbing World toilets with us. Interestingly, Diarice,
you've chosen to put all of the hatches down on
the toilets like Matt and I have chosen as well. Yeah,
sitting on the seat part rather than the open part

(13:58):
of the toilet this.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Morning, I enjoy.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
I actually spend quite a lot of time sitting on
a sea dog at young kids, so I chat to
them while they're in the shower, and it's just, you know,
I feel quite at home with the hatch down.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Well, Matt was having some problems last year because with
the hatch open, there was a Pavlov's dog situation.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
So he was.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Started to the body started to think that it needed
to do things that it normally does. But it's sitting
like this.

Speaker 7 (14:20):
Yeah, quickly Pavlov's dog becomes Archimedes bath.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, that's why i'd in a non plug toilet. That's
a huge issue. Hey, we were saying before, you know,
about getting people to check. That's kind of one of
the ideas we have here today. And so I just
thought to go through some of the symptoms you might
want to look out for around bow cancer. Bleeding from
the bottom, change of bowel motions, habits that come and
go over several weeks, anemia, severe position and periodic abdominal pain,

(14:47):
a lumpel mass in your belly, tightness and loss of
weight for no obvious reason. If you're experiencing any of
those things, go and get yourself checked out.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Do I tell us a little bit about how you
discovered that you had bow cancer.

Speaker 7 (15:01):
Well, for me, I discovered it was bleeding onto checked
toilet paper. There was blood on that, and this was
around twenty seventeen. It was a bright red blood, so
doctors thought there was no issue. I also didn't fit
on the bell curve that GPS used to send you
for a colonoscopy, so they just said it sweet. Then

(15:21):
I went to a bow specialist. He did a shorter
version of a colonoscopy, didn't find anything and just said
it'll be sweet as you're too young. And then two
years later the bleeding was getting worse. And this was
right at the beginning of COVID. You remember the good
times at the beginning of COVID, where it's like a

(15:41):
nationwide sleepover. It wasn't controversial yet you got dudes at
the supermarket were in snorkels because they didn't know what
was going on. It was that time. Then I pushed
for a colonoscopy and my GP went yes, so went
and had one and then they discovered it and it
was a thing of one think to myself, could I

(16:02):
have pushed harder? But then I was like, I saw
a GP and a bowel specialist, so that you can
There is only so much you can push. But now
I feel with a lot more awareness, gps are realizing
this is a disease that can can affect younger people,
and they're they're getting people along the.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Yeah, because it seems more and more young people are
dealing with this.

Speaker 7 (16:24):
Yeah, and you don't there are other screening methods. You
don't have to just go straight to colonoscopy. So if
you're worried, the thing is reach out, you know, reach
out to bow Canton, New Zealand, to your GP so
you can can get tested. And the weird thing is,
now I have bow cancer, but it's only in my lungs,

(16:47):
so I hope it's only in my lungs. I actually
get results at eight am to find out if it's
spread any further. But yeah, it's sort of They got
rid of it everywhere, but I got bow cancer in
my lungs.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Okay, so are you saying that it started in your bow?

Speaker 7 (17:03):
Started in the bow, moved to the liver, which is
often where it goes as the liver is the blood supply.
And then then I thought I was clear, and they
found three spots in the lungs. I had sort of
three lung surgeries and then I've found multiple spots there
and I've had one against a breathing tube, so I've
had sort of tough breathing since December last year. So

(17:28):
the idea is to just try and zap that one down.
I'm like a classic car here. I'm just getting some
spot welding, a little bit of oil put in just
to keep me on the road until hopefully some novel
treatments come up. And there is a lot of new
stuff in the work, so you never know.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Yeah, Well, later on we're going to be talking to
the Prime Minister. I think, because I think there's some
talk about some new cancer drugs which are being funded.
I'm not sure about them. I don't know a lot
about that, but do I. If there's one message that
you have for people today, what would that message.

Speaker 7 (17:59):
Be, it is listen to your body. Listen to intuition.
I did have intuition something was wrong, but nowadays with
you know, it's very easy to sit down and distract yourself,
scroll on your phone, watch some TV and not listen
to your body and kick the can down the road.
If you think something is going on, there is a

(18:19):
high chance something is going on. Get along to your
GP or get in touch with Balcanton, New Zealand, and
just get it checked. If you've got to have a colonoscopy,
the drug that they use is pretty awesome. You know,
like you're probably going to get some sort of fentanyl,
which is the a few times you can try it
and probably not die from it.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Indible. I just said.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
A colonist could be about six months ago, I guess.
And the fentanyl was so good, so.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
You feel great while you're doing it. There is nothing
to worry about. There's nothing around. The screening is going
to hurt you, so get yourself screened.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
Dhammud Thinks, Dan Loue Number two, Mountain Jerry Show from
the Plumbing World Toilets here at the Empire Tavern, doing
it for Bow Cancer New Zealand. As we said before,
you can text lud to three double seven nine and
make an instant three dollar.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Donation, or visit Dane lou dot co don Z for
larger donations. There's the mount and Jerry Show Radio Headache.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
When I want to hear my favorite couple, Matt and
Jerry come to me Heath and Wells for breakfast.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Poor Key.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
And Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Broadcasting from the Empire Tavern sitting on Plumbing World toilets
non plumbed. It's important to point that out. It's all
for Bow Cancer, New Zealand. Raising When it's a lot
of texts coming in and die you could probably answer
a couple of these.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Actually I love you boys. Can I get a quicker
around the room?

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Who wipes back in front and who wipes front to back?

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Question? Die?

Speaker 7 (20:00):
Well, I'm a I'm a straight up b day guy,
so I'm just full hose.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Hard out afterwards. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:08):
Then then a soft dab yeah, dab yeah, you know
a little dab maybe, and you've got the perfect These
cotton softs that we've got behind us. They're a thick
pie as.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Well, beautiful double length as well, these ones.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
It's good that using cotton safts they are not just
a towel. And then sort of repurposing the towel, yeah,
a towel.

Speaker 11 (20:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
My motto and life is never trust a man who
carries a flannel. I trust someone carrying a larger towel,
but anyone caring just a flannel, you've got to.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Look out for you pull a hanky out of it.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
I've got another text here morning, lads, how do I
slap a doctor to order a colonoscopy? Asking a friend
who's showing symptoms? Cheers, boys, slap a doctor?

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Is there? I guess what they're saying is, how do
you make sure the doctor sends you on to a colonoscopy?

Speaker 7 (20:54):
This is a tough question. Violence is never the answer,
but we you do. You need to push, so I
would just really emphasize your symptoms, ask them, look, is
there another way we can screen for this that's not
a colonoscopy. Can I let you know there are a
couple of blood markers you can look at that could

(21:16):
then get you moving towards a colonoscopy, because what I had.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
A colonoscopy was paid for by my health insurer. But
that's not obviously if you don't have health insurance. Health insurance,
what's the other part?

Speaker 7 (21:26):
It goes through the public system. So although I did
have health insurance, I had my first colonoscopy through the
public system. And if you do push for it and
you do have symptoms, it's their responsibility to send you
because there's so much evidence that young people are suffering
from bowel cancer, So really push for it. And sending

(21:48):
all my love to your mate.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
So I'm bleeding from the bottom.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Change of bowel motions, habits that come and go over
several weeks, anemia, severe persistent or periodic abdominal pain, a
lump or mass, and the abdomen tightness and loss of
ways for no obvious reasons. So if you've got those symptoms,
then repeat them at your doctor.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
I guess what happens for a lot of people, and
I'm thinking about myself here, is that when you say
severe persistent abdominal pain. I mean, that's quite a broad symptom, really,
isn't it. I mean that could be that could be anything.
You might think that that might be something because of
something that you ate. And I'm guessing that sometimes die
as well. With the with the blood in your bowel

(22:26):
movements that a lot of people might have had a
big night on the booze or they may have not
been eating well leading into that, so people might just
pass it off as being that.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
Yeah, but it is. It's with blood on the toilet paper.
It does become consistent, you know, and where it's happening
like two or three times a week, and then it
could be happening more. Just go and go and get
a checked. I mean I was always a go to
the GP guy. I know my GP. Well, you know,
I've always liked going and they're having a bit of

(22:54):
a check up, bit of a warrant of fitness once
a year.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, what's something that I guess The thing is as well,
is like if you're wrong and it's fine, then that's
a good thing. Like because sometimes we can get into
our heads that if we go along to the doctor
and it turns out that there's nothing that somehow we've
wasted someone's time, or that we should feel shame. Actually,
if you go to the doctor and it turns out
that you'll find then that's great result.

Speaker 7 (23:16):
Exactly, that's a superb point because look it's not just
about you could get your prostate checked. You know, I'm
a big fan of the prostrate check and in fact
i'm usually pans down reversing into the room when my
name's called. It's you've just got to get checked out,
no matter what it's for. Get involved.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Yeah, Well, this is Radio Haddock's Day and Loan number
two from the Empire Tavern, raising awareness for Balcanser, New
Zealand sitting on the Plumbing World toilet. So, as we
said earlier on, you can text lud to three double
seven nine and instantly make a three dollar donation, or
you can visit Dayan lou Dot, Codon and z for
larger donations.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Well, film to twelve thousand of funny from the day.
It's Radio Hiraki and Cotton Salt a day in Loon
number two.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
Well it's got to be Matt and Jerry Radio.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Horacky hor weekday linings from six until night.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
Listen Jerry.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Jod noting welcome along to the day and Loon number
two sitting on some plumbing world toilets here at the
Empire Tavern to raise awareness for bow cancer, New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
It's nice to have you with us this morning. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
You can instantly donate three dollars by texting Lou to
three seven seven nine, or visiting Day and Lou dot
cod and Z for larger donations. And that's our great
pleasure to have betwixt us on a toilet.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
The legendary Die Hendwood, good morning.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
It's wonderful to be here. And what's going through my
mind is imagine if an actual men's public barthroom this
was the layout of the toilets.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
I think you'd meet more people.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
We had no barrier between and you just sit right
next to each other.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
Yeah, this is reminding me a little bit. I mean
not so much the toilets, but the idea of the
latrines from Mash where there would just be a plank
that would sit along sort of a four or five
meter plank, and then there'd be just holes behind you
and everybody would sit and have a bit of a
chat as they were going.

Speaker 7 (25:18):
I loved a bit of Mash.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
I feel very close to you too right now, sitting
on a toilet Sade. You're kind of vulnerable but also open.

Speaker 7 (25:25):
And that's what men have got to be a bit closer,
don't they mean you've got to give each other a cuddle.
You've also got to go out there and get chick
don't get checked together, have colonoscopy parties or someone hold hands.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Just Radiour Haddock's Day in Loan number two from the
Empire Tavern raising awareness for.

Speaker 6 (25:42):
Bow cancer News vand and that Benjeri Sha Day in.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Loon number two from the Empire Tavern sitting on some
plumbing World toilets, all for bow Cancer New Zealand this year.
Obviously it's about the shits and giggles having a laugh
to aid the discussion around bow cancer symptoms. And we
are replacing a commercial break each hour with a comedy
break to help lighten the discussion around the lou based checks.
And if you are in Auckland you can come down

(26:09):
to the Empire Tavern. We've got heaps of free cotton
softs toilet paper to give.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Away, double length three ply.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
You can grab yourself some food as well.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
So smooth this stuff it's great, made in New Zealand,
beautiful cotton soft.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
I got a bunch of texts coming through here.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Hey, lads, love you work. I'm gonna direct this that
you die Hendrid.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Just have a question, how consistent is the blood on
the TP before you have to go and get checked?
Or you should go and get checked, guys.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
So mine mine was probably you know, yeah, maybe say
you're going to the bathroom. Yeah, twice a day, and
it was happening about four times a week, and sometimes
it wasn't a lot. And the thing is when you google,
which you shouldn't google, just go and see your doctor,
it does say if it's bright red, you've got no issues.

(26:57):
But mine was bright red and I of had issues.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
What about if you're like Madden, you're just a really
vigorous wiper.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Yeah, see you've got you're in the danger zone and
potentially splitting yourself in half if you're much harder. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Well, I'm using one of those sort of scrunchy Goldilocks kind.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
Of oh you're yeah, well, segue out of it. Moved
to a scrub daddy first, maybe then a scrub mummy.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Well I find this quite offense that actually someone stetching
through on three for it three. I bet Jerry is
a folder and Matt is definitely a scruncher.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
How dare you?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Hey, guys, I paid for my own colonoscopy eight hundred
dollars come came back clear.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
I guess it's not cheap, but gave me peace of mind.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
And when you consider the price you pay for other insurances,
it works out okay. And who wants to wait on
the public health system? But Die, you went through the
public health system, didn't you?

Speaker 7 (27:47):
Yes? I did. I mean, in hindsight, maybe I should
have paid for one earlier and I wouldn't be in
the exact situation I am now. But the public health
system is there. Eight hundred bucks is still quite a
lot of people, a lot of money. You know, we're
rocking in a cost of living situation, so your GP
can refuge for you. But as we're saying, there is

(28:07):
other ways of screening. So do look up Bow Cancer
New Zealand, go to their website and you'll get all
the details.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Sometimes I wonder, Dian, you'll be able to answer this.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Why don't we check everybody much much earlier?

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Why would what.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
Would stop everybody getting some kind of full body scan
at the age of like forty or something.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
So I've got two questions on two theories on this.
I spoke to Colin go does the colonoscopies. He said
he could reckons he could get rid of ninety two
percent of bow cancer if he could give everyone a
colonoscopy at thirty and then South Korea you get exactly that.
You pay six hundred and fifty American dollars and you

(28:51):
get the colon lost by that goes down your throat
like the reverse colonos colonoscopy, a full body CT scan,
complete blood panels, and you get that at forty thirty,
forty fifty and sixty. So they run full prevention because
it's like this colonoscopy cost eight hundred bucks, right, Yeah,

(29:12):
But then if you kick the can down the road
and you're someone like me, I've used upwards of four
hundred thousand dollars worth of medical care so far. So
it's a thing of paying some front.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
That's a lot of kolonoscopes. That's a lot of kolonoscopy's
four hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Yeah, is a situation where the more competition that would
be in the market as well. The more people that
were getting them, all of a sudden, a competitive.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Market would come up.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
People would be doing more colonoscopes, possibly for cheaper.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:39):
I mean, sure you'd have a couple of cowboys out there,
but you would, but you definitely would have more access
to it.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Yeah, well, I know that that's the same thing that
happened when I had the snap.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
I definitely went with the cowboy when I had the snup.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
You're going to have some guy and new Lenno's just
got a GoPro on a hose.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Speaking of, we've got to another text three for three.
I've got tinatus at my back door. Would get you
a colonast could be a good chance to scratch that itch.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
That must be tinya.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
They may not tinators because if you're hearing a ringing
out of your backside, then that's a totally different thing.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:13):
The key my answer to that would be just work
some lamasal on the situation for six days, then go
have your column, Oscar.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
You don't need to trouble the health sector with the
tinure of the butthole.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
The mat Pingerisher Day and Loan number two from the
Empire Tavern raising awareness for Bowcanser in New Zealand was
sitting on Plumbing World toilets and you can instantly donate
three dollars by texting Lou to three double seven nine,
or you can visit Dayanlou dot co do on and
Z for larger donations. And on Monday the Government committed
six hundred and four million dollars over four years in

(30:50):
extra pharmac funding and it covers up to fifty four
new medicines, including twenty six cancer drugs, some of which
are specifically used.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
To help fight those with bow cancer.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
On the phone to talk about that and what we're
doing today, Prime Minister Chris luxon morning, Prime Minister, how
come you're specifically targeting these drugs outside of Farmac.

Speaker 8 (31:13):
Well, actually we're doing this through Farmak, so we're giving
Farmac the power to go off and purchase these fifty
four new medicines. As you said, twenty six of them
are cancer treatments, including for bell cancer. And it's really
quite cool because it's pretty unprecedented, it's pretty transformational. Investment's
going to make a big difference to a whole bunch
of kiwis fighting cancer. In fact, one hundred and seventy
five thousand people of that estimate in the first year,

(31:33):
so I'm really proud of it. So it's really good
that we're doing it, and it's entirely proferate because we
need to make sure we're backing kiwis that are in
a pretty tough fight now.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Bell cancer is a major issue in New Zealand. Do
you think the government could do more to educate people
to get checked if they experienced symptoms.

Speaker 8 (31:52):
Yeah, look, I'm sure there's a lot more that we
can continue to do on education. A big part of
it though, is that we've got one of our big
cancer goals is that we want ninety see the patients
to actually receive cancer management within thirty one days of
the decision to treat them. So you know, that's one
of our big, big goals we want the system to
be focused around. We've done a bunch of things on
other cancers over the course of the last seven months,

(32:13):
but the key thing really is to make sure we
have these drugs available to people which gives them their
best shots. So that's been our real focus. But yeah,
of course we'll continue education campaigns as well.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Brothers.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Obviously, science moves pretty quickly in this area. It's a
research is there concern that by the time these drugs
are funded, medicine has moved on.

Speaker 8 (32:33):
Well, the great thing is by doing it through farmac,
we actually hope to have these drugs flowing out from October,
and so many of them are actually oral treatments. We've
obviously got to keep an eye on drug efficacy and
what are better solutions for problems are that that patients
are encountering farmac do that job. They look at the
efficacy of the drug then constantly reappraising them. Our job

(32:55):
in New Zealand, I think is also to speed up
the registration of new drugs that are available international and
that's through an outfit call mid Safe and we just
want to make sure that they are moving as quickly
as their counterparts in Singapore and Australia and registering new trunks.
But then the next thing is then they've got to
go off and procure them and that's a whole process
and they do a very good sjob of that.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
Good morning, Prime Minister Diehen with Victoria Universe. I haven't
seen you, Skriker Widdy. When a few of those sheep
ran into the little land and got trapped. I hope
you're having a good morning. Even to a guy does
colonoscopies and he reckon like, if he could give everyone
at thirty of colonoscopy, he could get rid of about

(33:35):
ninety percent of bowel cancer and save so much money
down the track. Is there any look at maybe just
making colonoscopies a bit easier to get for people, because
they're very hard to get at the moment.

Speaker 8 (33:49):
Yeah. Look, and I think we've got major challenges and
health as you'd be aware of, and it's making sure
that we can when we do something like that, that
we actually got the resources and the workforce to be
able to support that. I hear what you're saying, die
because you certainly, living in the US, it was quite common.
It's certainly at forty five most people went off to
do a check and and I encourage anyone to do that.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
But you're right.

Speaker 8 (34:09):
I mean, we've got to continue to keep investing in healthcare.
We've put sixteen billion dollars I think in over the
next four years into health We've ended up putting another
one point eight billion into fund the corebett to pharmac
that weren't being funded. And we've put this investment in
as well. So yep, that's the whole point. If we
get a bigger economy, we can deliver better public services
and better health services as well.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
So but yeah, it's right.

Speaker 8 (34:30):
I mean, I just encourage anyone when you get over
certainly over forty, go to a colonoscopy.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
Prime Minister, Just so you know, today we're doing Day
and Loan number two. We're sitting on plumbing world toilets
here at the Empire Tavern, raising awareness.

Speaker 8 (34:42):
About vision Symphony, are mentioning U three in the loo.
So yeah, just telling me it's beautiful listeners, that's quite something.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Well, certainly this toilet seat sex you' staying to hurt
my my bum now.

Speaker 8 (34:55):
But anyway, last week, can I tell you some very
cool Japanese toilets eat it painted seats, flush and the
day functions, Amazing toilets that all you've see those?

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Yeah, no, we've been talking about that.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
The problem is in this situation, these toilets are not plumbed,
Prime Minister.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
So it's got to be very careful to make it,
be super careful, make some careful choices how you use them.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
But you can, Prime Minister, donate three dollars by texting
lou to three double seven and visit Danelu dot.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Cot and a Z for larger donations.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
So I'm assuming Prime Minister you'll be doing that later
on today.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
Absolutely, yeah, no, Look, I just want to say congratulations
to you two and Die all the best of your
big fights. And I thank what you're doing as well.
And it's just a great initiative and just encourage everyone
to donate and get them behind and we'll keep doing
our but and I know there's always more to do,
but we'll keep working hard.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Thanks for your time this morning. He's on Prime Minister,
Chris Luckxon.

Speaker 10 (35:47):
Matty Jeremy Wells The Leading.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Cheery Show.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Seven thirty three. Time for the latest news headlines.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Evacuations are underway and parts of Hawk's Bay and Gisbone
as heavy rain and strong winds hammer the region. A
state of emergency has been declared for parts of Hastings,
with around one hundred and forty homes asked to self
evacuate due to three breaches of the Homerwana Sea Wall.
Further north, the town of Tekaraka near Gisbon is cut

(36:16):
off in both directions. The number of middle aged and
older people using MDMA has gone up.

Speaker 9 (36:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
New data shows between one and three percent of people
over forty five have used the drug in the past year.
It's the second most popular drug after cannabis.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
That's a very small amount, between one and three percent
of admitting to have used the drug. I think, I
bet that's around fifty percent.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Yeah, what's interesting people over forty five, So you would
have thought back in the day things have changed. Seventh
they so back in the day, you know, I'm talking
nineteen seventies, nineteen eighties, once.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
You got into the forty five year old bracket.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
You really were starting to move into middle age in
a completely different vibeer is now there as a forty
five year old doing very similar things sometimes to a
twenty five year old, Is that right?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Because in the seventies they would have been all the
swingers parties and all that kind of stuff where they
I guess they went on to mbumay, but they were
on something.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
Look, you just google a forty five year old in
the nineteen seventies and they look about sixty two.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah, what was it?

Speaker 7 (37:12):
Very haggard, smoking at a lot of darts, a lot
of whiskey.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Yeah, I think people I mean people didn't live for
as long.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
I do think if you went around to someone's house
back in the day, they immediately poured you a drink
at any given time of the day and handed you
a cigarette.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
That might have been what was happening.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
And Shawney j is out of the Warriors NRL side
for at least the next four weeks. He's had a
flare up of an archilles injury he's been managing earlier
this season. With a buy falling in the next month,
he'll miss at least three matches, including this.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Saturday's game against the Broncos.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
So just having a look at the tab odds here
for the match, Warrior's paying two twenty five this weekend
against the Broncos, Bronco's paying a dollar sixty five.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
That's going to be a tough hue.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
I'll be taking Warriors winning eleven to twenty points. Gamble responsibly, folks,
always know what you're gambling with.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
So, Matt, last year you came up with a jingle
to publicize getting checked out by your doctor.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Yeah, and this year I have come up with the
same jingle.

Speaker 7 (38:16):
You know, recycling. It's the way forward.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
The Matt and Jerry show, we are back.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
It's the radio Hattack his day in lou Life from
the Empire Tevan, broadcasting all day from these plumbing world toilets,
and it's just interesting. We're just practicing their matts. I mean,
has it got a name, Matt?

Speaker 4 (38:35):
The song it's called check it out, Jerry, check it out? Right?

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Okay, We've got Milan from Pluto up here sitting on
the toilets with us now. And I was gonna say,
are we sure we want to go down the road
again with the song? I know last year it caused
some controversy. Theres one line particularly, I think it was
the first line.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah, I've changed the first line because it was if
you're bleeding from your anus, check it out, check it out.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
But we figured we'd.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Clean it up and now it's going to be if
you're bleeding from your bottom, check it out. And then
we're going to ease into it, and there's going to
be a key change in the third verse where we'll
bring in the bleeding from your anus. So we just
sort of ease people into that because I felt like
it was a bit confronting last year just going straight
in with the anus.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
Okay, Milan, how do you feel about that? You're happy
with the change of LURC. Also, you're happy with the
key change.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
The key change is definitely challenging, but I think I'm
want it.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah, I mean it's we're really not scaffolding ourselves for
success adding and unnecessarily key change when I can hardly
hit the note to start with.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
But look, should we give.

Speaker 9 (39:33):
It to go?

Speaker 4 (39:33):
And so we'll get you Milan. We'll get you to
run lead vocals in the second verse, Jerry, I want
you on BVS. We've got Ruda, can you can you?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
John and Paul with Ruder over there because he can,
Because we've got two people on the stage that can sing,
Ruder and Milan, and then and then there's you and me.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Jia. I'll be I'll be very quiet. I'll be in
the background. Don't worry about that, all right, Okay, So
we really didn't seem to harmony or anything. I am, yeah,
I am trying one. Yeah, I can't hear it.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
No, I heard it, And I know that you can
harmonize with some people, but harmonizing what I produced isn't
really a note.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
So it's I'm harmonizing with the guitar. Okay, yeah, yeah,
you stay with the guitar. Okay, we really really okay,
here we go. If you beaning from your bat and
check it out.

Speaker 9 (40:18):
Check it out.

Speaker 10 (40:20):
Change in your belt moments check it out.

Speaker 7 (40:23):
Check it out and your metay check it out.

Speaker 9 (40:28):
Check it out, check it out.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Loup around your stomach check it out. Check it out
and get it skinny.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
Ti check it out.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
Check it out.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Go and see your doctor. They'll check it out.

Speaker 7 (40:49):
Check it out.

Speaker 10 (40:50):
Check it out.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Love your ains, check it out. Check they're changing your numbers.

Speaker 7 (41:03):
Check it out.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
Check it up.

Speaker 9 (41:06):
You check it up, check it up, check it check
check check check check it.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
A Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
That's today's our day and the number two thanks to
Bell Cancer New Zealand broadcasting life from the Empire Tavern
on the Plumbing World Tours.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
How much better was that? It was better?

Speaker 7 (41:43):
But once again the key change dead screw us for
a second year in a run.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
It screwed me, that bloody teacher, that bloody Let's drop
it next year.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Yeah I think you're right. Yeah, thank you, Milan, thank you,
thank you. Sounding like an angel.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
The Matt and Jerry Show, We've got Halle sprou Hi,
shutting up here on the Plumbing World toilets with us
at the Empire Tavern for a day in Low number two.
And what we're doing is we are getting rid of
ad brakes today, across the day, every hour, we're going
to get rid of an ad break and instead we're
going to replace it with gags.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yeah, we're going to flash break. Yeah, your gag break.
So we've brought you in as a renowned comedian. And
of course you've run away from your your your breakfast
shaft to join us friends.

Speaker 12 (42:22):
Yeah, some new radio boyfriends.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Rich and Vaughn. It'sd be nice to leave those guys.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
And then it's almost like cheating, really in a funny
sort of way, but cheating on a toilet.

Speaker 13 (42:30):
Yeah, I am cheating on them. It's hot, actually yeah,
I quite like it.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Yeah, I'm liking it.

Speaker 13 (42:34):
Happy to be here. I think they're thriving without that.
Maybe I won't go back. Do you guys want a
female voice on the show. I'm happy to be here.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Yeah, desperately need yeah great, yeah, a couple of wounds here.

Speaker 12 (42:44):
It's got a new job.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Yeah, so so how's this going to work? You're going
to read, You're going to read gags here.

Speaker 13 (42:50):
Yeah, I've been handed some gags from your listeners. Okay,
they didn't trust i'd write my own good poog yeah,
crap gags.

Speaker 12 (42:57):
Yeah, so they've given me some.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
So you're sort of distant thing yourself in these gigs
just a little bit.

Speaker 14 (43:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (43:02):
What I'm what I've done here is I've created somewhat
of a just for safety reasons.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Well, you're professional, so you can't be dying to that's
going to get.

Speaker 13 (43:09):
Exactly not quite my humor. But I've been given a
whole page. But I've chosen four that I like, okay,
or one's got a funny story. But I can add
to editing a personal element. That's what I do on
the radio.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Okay. And so in this do you need us to do?
You need us to do anything in the situation? I mean,
do you need to play? Sometimes?

Speaker 12 (43:27):
Do you want to break? Do you want me to
just take over? Well you're asking.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Sometimes you need to, you know, to play a character.
Maybe we played the doctor character.

Speaker 12 (43:34):
Or maybe it's not playing, it's play.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
It's not like the coffee news.

Speaker 12 (43:40):
How good is coffee news? Sometimes only to the injured heroes.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Sometimes it's plays involved in.

Speaker 12 (43:44):
Okay, here's a joke from one of your listeners. They
wrote these okay, which.

Speaker 13 (43:48):
Superhero saves the world by hanging around in bathrooms?

Speaker 12 (43:52):
I can see the answer, ding ding ding ding ding.

Speaker 13 (43:54):
Flush Flush Gordon.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
That's good. Now.

Speaker 13 (43:58):
My funny story with that is I once Flash Gordon's
one of my favorite films of all time, A massive
queen fan, And once me and my dad went to
hire a DVD that's how long ago this was of
Flesh Gordon, and we actually accidentally hired Flesh Gordon.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Oh, which I don't know if you know this true.

Speaker 13 (44:13):
It's a pornography, yes, And it took I reckon fifteen
minutes for me.

Speaker 12 (44:16):
And my dad to be like, this is not it?

Speaker 13 (44:18):
Wow, So I did accidentally watch pornography of my father?

Speaker 4 (44:21):
What was it? What was the was it full sex?

Speaker 7 (44:25):
Eighties?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Okay? Leading into it?

Speaker 12 (44:27):
Yeah, mount like that who was the.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Person who cared?

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Was it your dad or you? That that drew attention
to the fact that maybe you were.

Speaker 13 (44:34):
I think my dad would have happily watched the whole
film like it was sort of like, man, it is
it's quite a cramp pill, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Overall?

Speaker 13 (44:40):
And I was like I do not remember this, and
I've been watching it since I was a kid. Okay,
that's my little story. Okay, this is another one from
your listeners crap gags. The urge to sing the Lion
sleeps tonight is always just a whim away.

Speaker 12 (44:53):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
That's actually pretty good. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (44:58):
What I love about a joke is it gets explained after.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
That's for me, I was explaining it to myself, really,
I think as well.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
The other thing is that some of these jokes are
coming in from our listeners and some are coming in
from Australian content direct.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
With Plexi Campbell. Yeah right, I think that's a PEXI Campbell. Yeah,
that's a plexy. It's a PEXI camera. Got got rakes
of Pexi Campbell.

Speaker 13 (45:17):
Okay, this is one that really I read it differently,
so I'm going to read it the way that I
read it.

Speaker 12 (45:23):
I bought a wig from.

Speaker 13 (45:25):
Fifty cent, which felt like a small price to pay. Now,
the joke is actually I bought a wig four fifty cents,
but I thought it was funnier to pitch buying a
wig off of.

Speaker 12 (45:37):
Famously a bald man.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
Yeah, arguably the worst thrower in the history of humans.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
What do you have seen him throw? Fifty?

Speaker 5 (45:47):
He threw a pitch, so he threw the opening pitch
at a game, at a ball game because you know
the game, famous person to do it, and it was
the worst throw you've ever seen, like jacked.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Though he's Jack, that was.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
But I think maybe he's one of those guys that
gets so jacked that he can't do things.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
He can't look at his arm doesn't go up properly.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Some people get so jacked they can't they can't wipe
themselves with the cotton softs.

Speaker 13 (46:10):
You know you're two jecked when you've got to go
through a doorway sideways.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Yeah, which I'm.

Speaker 12 (46:16):
Nearly there, so I'm pulling back on the lats.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Hey, Hayley, thank you so much, thank you.

Speaker 13 (46:21):
Do you know what just a little thing because we're
talking about bowel cancer.

Speaker 12 (46:25):
I in getting checked.

Speaker 13 (46:26):
I have IBS, right, and I so you get all
these stomach issues and they give you a colon oscar
Bey to look to make sure that it's not something
more dangerous like beow cancer. And I found out that
I've got this serrated polyposis syndrome, which means I grow
polyps at a rapid ray. And if I didn't get checked,
you know what that turns into?

Speaker 12 (46:44):
What bell cancer?

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Wow?

Speaker 13 (46:46):
Oh wow, So you've got to go get checked because
you never know what's happening in there.

Speaker 12 (46:49):
You could be growing things. I'm a mean green growing
pollop machine.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (46:54):
So's you've got to go get chick, chick, get chips
in yep.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Well that's the thing. And it's almost enjoyable getting check.
I mean looking to the drugs and nice ventanyls.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
It's a terrible well this is the thing, really very
you get very chatty, no inhibitions.

Speaker 13 (47:08):
I told you know Ryan Philip Philip Philippe, the nineties actor.

Speaker 12 (47:14):
You know he's got a sort of a renowned member
has it. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (47:18):
Well, when I woke up from my first colonoscopy, I
was telling the nurse she's got to google Ryan for
the place papers and she was like why and I.

Speaker 12 (47:25):
Said, your fore and she did.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
Thank you so much, guys, radio listeners, Great Luck number
two and Matt and Jerry Show Radio had his Day
and Loan number two second year, running a twelve hour
broadcast from the bog. We're sitting on plumbing wheel toilets
on stage here at the Empire Tavern to raise awareness
for bow cancer New Zealand, and you can donate three

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dollars by texting Lou to three double seven nine, or
you can visit Dayanlu dot coton and z for larger
donations and Die Henwood. A large part of what we're
doing this for and why we were doing this is
because of you. You inspired us to do this, and
thank you so much for coming in for the last
couple of hours.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
It's been a pleasure to be here. I'm actually off
now to get results of a scan, which dictates what
sort of happens next for me. So I have a
thing in the cancer world called scan anxiety. I've been
having a lot of anxiety over the last couple of days.
It looks like I'm well. I definitely am going into
some sort of treatment shortly. And I must say I've
been robbed by a lot by cancer. I've been robbed

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emotionally and it costs a lot to get through, so
I can't work often. So I instead of a give
a little, I'm doing a big stand up gig next
week at sky City Theater. I'm along with Justine Smith
and Courtney Dawson. I'm just going hard out I'm doing
an hour of my favorite comedy, so come along and
join me because I'm trying to sell it out so

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I've got a bit of cash to get through treatment.
You can go to Laugh with Die d Ai Laugh
with Die dot com to pick up tickets. But thanks
for having me boys.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
That's a fourth of July. Is that gig? Yeah? Fourth
of July July Independence Day? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (49:06):
Is that New Zealand American Independence.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
American Indepens Day and my sister Imogen's birthday. So it's
a huge night for me. I'll be coming along to celebrate.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
Love it well.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Thank you so much for coming Die, best of luck
with everything as always, and I think what you're doing
is amazing. I think you know, sharing your stories and
stuff that's helping a lot of New Zealanders and so
thank you very much for giving of yourself so generously.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
It's a great thing.

Speaker 7 (49:30):
And everyone, no matter what situation you're in, out there,
stay optimistic. My motto has been optimism won't cure me,
but pessimism will kill me, So get out there. It
applies to the warriors as well, to be honest, get
out there and keep a smile on your face no
matter what adversity.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
You're in love, you die, love you so inspiration die
here but thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (49:53):
Thanks Dan.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Well. Film twelve hours of Funny from the Jolly It's
Radio Hiraki and Cotton Sauce. A Day in louon number two.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
If you get gotten, jerm, I'm not a crazy.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Thoo.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Nice to be company this morning on the Mad and
Jerry Show for Radiohadaches Day in Loan number two, broadcasting
here from the Empire tab An on stage sitting on
some plumbing world toilets non plumbed to raise awareness for
bow cancer New Zealand. And you can instantly donate three
dollars just by texting loud to three double seven nine,
or you can visit dayan lou dot codt NZ for

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larger donation.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
How are you going this morning, Jerry? I'm going well, I'm
feeling quite good on this toilet.

Speaker 15 (50:44):
Now.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
I've got a pillow actually, so, I guess I'm kind
of it's a bit of a sellout to get the pillow.
I mean, if we're really gonna do it and keep
it real, we'd be have the the flaps up and
just raw dogging it on the porcelain.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
Well, I'm the let's just say that the Kutschen here
has made a huge difference.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Yeah, because before that, I've actually been.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
On a bike recently, oh yes, stationary bike, doing a
little bit of exercise, and as a result, my tailbone,
oh yeah, has been slightly bruised.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
And so it was quite tough early doors.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
I'll ever forget that time you came into work and
your seat had come off your bike when you were
riding into work, and then and then the pole under
the seat that God had made its way into your backside.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
So I was riding along on my BMX there up
out of the seat and then I went to sit
down and the seat came off as I was sitting
down onto the seat.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
And yeah, I was very lucky.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
That that that bit that goes up from your seat, yeah,
just happened to strike me just maybe three or four
centimeters away from where it actually could have done some serious, serious,
serious damage.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
That was a great day, Yeah, it was a great day.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Up next, we're going to be chatting to Victoria Thompson
from Bowcans in New Zealand. Of course, you can donate
three dollars by texting loud to three double seven nine
or visit daynloud, dot, codon and Z for larger donations.
Radio attockies Day.

Speaker 6 (51:59):
And Load number too than Matt and Jerry.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Shaw radio heading his Day and Low number two raising
awareness for Bow Canson, New Zealand. Here at the Empire Tavern,
sitting on Plumbing World toilets, and right now we're joined
by New Zealand Beal Cancer Nurse Support Coordinator Victoria Thompson.
Welcome to the Empire tabin. Welcome to Dan Lou Victoria,
thanks very much.

Speaker 11 (52:21):
It's really nice to be pure, nice and bright and early,
and I think the sun might be shining outside.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
This is the first time you've broadcast from a toilet.

Speaker 11 (52:30):
I will admit I was here last year sitting on
as similar as contraption.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Is this one more comfortable or less comfortable than last year?
We've got pillows this time around.

Speaker 11 (52:38):
We do, which makes them much more comfortable, although there's
quite a bit of petting there to protect anyone.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
So what's your key message at bow Canson, New Zealand.

Speaker 11 (52:49):
I think one of the key ones is making sure
people know what to look for they want. We want
to make sure that people are getting in to see
their GP to get symptoms and shoes checked out quickly
and as soon as they kind of notice them.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
Because how prevalent is bow cancer and New Zealand Victoria.

Speaker 11 (53:09):
It's incredibly prevalent. We have around three thy three hundred
diagnosed every year, so that's a lot of people. And
when you're considering that, it's around about between twelve and
thirteen hundred people dying every year. If you put that
in context, it's kind of the same numbers as if
the deaths from breast cancer and prostate are combined. So
that's a lot of people dying when they possibly don't

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even need to.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
So when we look for the symptoms for people to
look out for, you've got your bleeding from your bottom,
you get your change of your bowel, motions, habits that
come and go over several weeks.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Your anemia. What's anemia is that when you're just is
that a lowering of the iron.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
That's right, Yeah, it is.

Speaker 11 (53:46):
It's when your iron levels get really low, and it
can cause things like being really tired even though you've rested.
It can cause you be a little bit short of
breath and restless legs.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Oh, restless legs. Restless legs, it's terrible.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
I noticed that he's got restless legs because he's been shaking.
These toilets have been choking. The stage has been shaking well.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Last year when we did this, when you joined us
last year, I was on stage and I was reading
through the symptoms, and then about halfway through, in fact,
I was singing a song about symtms, and I was saying,
I've got these symptoms. So when I got myself checked
and got a colonoscopy and everything was fine, and I've
gotta say I quite enjoyed the klonoscopy. Severe persistent or
periodic abdominal pain. So severe and persistent or periodic abdominal plane.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
What's that? Is that? Is that sharp pains? Is it aches?

Speaker 11 (54:34):
It's often those really sharp pains. You know, there's a
reason why babies cry when they had colic. So it's
that real, almost like a stabbing kind of pain. And
it can be anywhere along from like the right hand side,
right the way across and then down through the left
hand side as well. So yeah, anything that's really stabbing,
and it can come and go, it can be quite intermittent,

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and so it's really hard to kind of say it's
definitely this or something else.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
So yeah, So moving down the symptoms, a lump or
mass in the abdomen so you're feeling is it's the
lower abdomen.

Speaker 11 (55:09):
It can be anywhere along So I mean your bow
goes from the bottom right right down by your groin,
all the way up beside underneath your rib cage, and
then down the other side, and now at the other end.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Anything any lump in that whole wide region, and the
other one is tiredness and loss of weight.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
For no obvious reason.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Victoria, I'm just looking up here at assignments just in
front of me, and it says bowl cancer is curable
in more than ninety percent of cases if caught early.
And for some reason, that statistic shocks me. So ninety
percent of cases I caught early?

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Should we be.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
More people should be getting colonoscar beyes, more people should
be getting tested.

Speaker 11 (55:50):
It would be great to see everybody getting tested and
having those kind of screening things kind of done, doing
sort of stall tests or anything like that. Kolonosky's going
to always be your gold standard. But yeah, when it's
called it those really early stages when polyps are only
just starting to turn, or when tumors are at that

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stage one or stage two. That's when you can get
it and cure it and people can go on and
live their normal lives as if they've never had it before.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Are you looking for one of these symptoms of all
of these symptoms or some of these symptoms, like like,
so if you've got one of those symptoms, should you
still go to the doctor?

Speaker 11 (56:28):
Absolutely? Yeah. They often look at a picture so that
they're often looking to say, well, yes, you've got bleeding.
So have you noticed that you're more tied of than normal?
And you may just kind of when you look back,
start thinking, but yeah, any of those one symptoms, get
it checked out.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
We're talking to Victoria Thompson from Bowcancer, New Zealand. Victoria,
is this a disease? Is this a cancer that affects
unhealthy people?

Speaker 12 (56:52):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (56:54):
Unfortunately, it also affects very healthy people. What we're hearing
more and more is that it's the young, fit, healthy
people of any age that are kind of getting it.
People that have eaten really well, they exercise, they're out
there doing their things. So it's not just people that
are you know, kind of already unwell, although that might

(57:15):
increase your risk, but it's also you know, just us
normal everyday people that are out there minding our own business.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Yeah. So any of these symptoms that you concerned about
and you come across home, so then you just ring
up your GP.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
You go to your GP, you explain your situation. Do
you say that you want to have a colonoscopy? Do
you say that you want to move it forward?

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Is that? Is that the way to approach your doctor?

Speaker 11 (57:37):
Get them to do some basic tests first, you know,
get them to look at like your blood levels and
things like that. So get some basic things done first.
If it's still not kind of progressing and you feel
like it's not being listened to or heard particularly well,
then you go back and push for something further to
be done. Colonoscopies are great if you can get one

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done privately. Most health insurance will cover them as well.
And there's also other kind of tests out there that
can be done, and that information is on our website
if anyone needs it.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Victoria.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
If there's one message that you want people to hear
today who are listening, what would that message be?

Speaker 11 (58:19):
Don't die of embarrassment. People die of bow cancer. Don't
dive of embarrassment. Your GP's heard, seen, been around bottoms
and butts since they started. Don't be embarrassed. Go in
and talk to them. If you're concerned about anything, it
doesn't matter if it's a gut feeling or whatever that
actually is. Go in and get it checked out.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
Victoria Thompson from Bow Cancer New Zealand, thank you so
much for coming in. You're welcome, Thanks for chatting to us.
Best of luck with everything.

Speaker 11 (58:46):
Thanks very much.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
The Matt and Jery Shaw.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
Second year running a twelve hour broadcast from the plumbing
World toilets on stage here at the Empire Tavern to
raise awareness for bow cancer, New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Just checking to you, and I see that you haven't
text lou to three seven seven nine and donated three
dollars yet.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
Now you're right, I haven't it. You haven't sort of
been busy. Yeah, I just I don't want to. I
don't want to shame you publicly about it, but I
have have you No, I wantouldn't do it now, yeah,
exactly see, So.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Just doing it on such a texting and let's donates
an immediate three dollar donation.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
Okay, So three seven seven nine is the number two three.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Seven seven nine okay, and Lou is about lo boom.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
There have done it. That's three bucks from me. Easy
thing to do. That's an easy thing. I have it.
How good am I? What a great person I am?
How virtuous I am? I don't know why, but I'm
just having a look here at the screen, and it
seems to have bounced three dollars. Yeah, it has. Actually
you don't have the funds.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
So this year it's all about shits and giggles for
our day in Lou number two, having a laughed away
the discussion around bow cancer symptoms, and we're going to
be replacing a commercial break each hour with the comedy
break to help light the discussion around Lou based checks
and Mel Brace was going to join us set around
about quarters to nine this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
I can see her right now. She's having a coffee
just meters away from us. There she is, superstar Mel
Bracewell coming in for some jokes that she didn't write. Yeah,
so I noticed the same with Halley Sprashy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Distances massively from those jokes and in from our listeners
and our content director Pixie Campbell.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
So if you're in Auckland, you can join us here
at the Empire Tavern. We've got heaps of free cotton
soft toilet paper to give away.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
That's the double length three blind.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
We're going to be broadcasting here all day from six
am this morning till six p m. And Matt and
Jerry Show met Jerry Show on Radio Hadicke, Today's Radio
Hattocki's Day and Lou number two sitting on Plumbing World
toilets here on stage at the Empire Tavern to raise
awareness for Balcanson New Zealand. I see Matt that three
dollars donation has gone through, So if you transferred some funds.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Yeah, I just flipped some funds over there, and I'm
just gonna you know, I'm gonna do another one.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
So now I'm two. I've done two jur and you've
done none none done nations.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
Okay, I'll just see you going there.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Three double seven ninety. This one's bounced as well.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
So I think you need to put in more than
whatever you put three dollars you transfer three dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Into I only have a like to run more than
three dollars in my active account just so it just
just to stop scams. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
So today, in a lot of ways was inspired by
our friend Die Henwood and the struggles that he's been
having with bow cancer that started with bow cancer, and
his story I found to be massively inspirational. Yeah, And
I think the main thing, the main thing that we
want people to take away from today is that if

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you have any of the symptoms we've been talking about
this morning. Might be blood in your stools, might be
abdominal pain, it might be a change in the frequency
that you go to the toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
It might be anemia, severe posistant or periodic abdominal pain,
a lump or mass, and the abnomen tightness and loss
of weight for no obvious reason. If you've got any
of these symptoms and go down to your GP and
discuss it with them.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
There's no shame in getting these things checked out.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
And of course that's stat as well that we're talking
about before with Victoria Boll. Cancer is curable in more
than ninety percent of cases if caught early, but unfortunately
it is the second most prevalent cancer amongst New Zealanders.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
As Victorious said, don't die of embarrassment because if you
actually go to the doctor, like I think a lot
of us fear, like if we go to the doctor,
and they say there's nothing wrong. We feel it embarrassed,
but that's actually a positive thing. If you go to
the doctor and get checked out and they say no,
this is this is fine, then that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
That's what you want.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
We don't have to have four legs missing before we
go to see the doctor.

Speaker 10 (01:02:40):
Yeah, Matt Heth, Jeremy Wells The mad In Cherry.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Show thirty three on the Mountain Jerry Showtime for the
latest newspaper ones. A state of emergency has been declared
in several parts of Hawk's Bay as heavy rain and
strong winds hit the region. Wider or A Mayor Craig
Little says the wide or A River is rising rapidly
and hundreds of homes are being evacuated. A state of
emergency has also been declared for parts of Hastings Warrias

(01:03:06):
halfback Sean Johnson has responded to social media criticism as
he prepares for at least a month out with injury.
A thirty three year old has been the subject of
what he describes as savage posts in the wake of
the club's equal heaviest defeat at the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
I thought what he said was pretty brilliant. Actually, he's
not winging about it. He's just pointing out some stuff.
I've got the post here from Shawny j. Just like you,
I see comments, and damn some of you are savage.
If you're one of those who find comfort in slamming
others online, I hope everything is okay. Your words don't
carry weight this time around, but they could for the
next person you choose to spew your negativity on. Think

(01:03:45):
before you type. On the other hand, to those who
have checked in or sent a message, I appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Perspective is key.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
I'm at a stage where eighty minutes doesn't define me
like it wants to still get to live a pretty
cool life with the best people in it. Short, Paul
Johnson won't be on the field for a bit. I'm frustrated,
but we'll be doing everything to get back to the
level I know I can. Oh Shawney Jay Wise words
from the Man.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Yeah, that line.

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
If you're one of those people who find comfort and
slamming others online, I hope everything is okay.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Some of the comments were pretty brutal. That's a that's
a great line.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
If you're one of those who find comfort and slamming
others online.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
I hope everything is okay. That is, that is beautifully magnanimous.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
Well, also it's a tough thing for him. I mean,
any of those people who are slamming him online, are
any of them as good as something? Not a scraperson
is even like a hundred No.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
That's right. You've got to be aware of what you
are when you're when you're.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Trying to take down gods like Shawney James and Radio.

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Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
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Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Hoping to get Ivor Davies as well from Icehouse next week.
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Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
I love iv Davies. I loves here. I love the
fan in his face, I love the billowy white shirt,
I love the hits. Oh either Davies. What a great Australian.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
A day in lou time to flush another commercial break
for a comedy break.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
It is Matt and Jerry Show Day and Loue number
two a second year running a twelve hour broadcast from
the Bog thanks to Plumbing World. Also thanks to Cotton
Soft toilet paper, and you can instantly donate three dollars
by texting lou to three double seven nine or visit
dayanlu dot Codd and Z for larger donations. And Mount
Bracewell joins us on the toilet friend.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Of the show.

Speaker 15 (01:05:48):
Yeah, what a dream to be here on a toilet.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
You're here to be, You're here to be. I worked here,
you didn't used to sit on the toilet when although
there is a toilet studio, but be from last year
still we've let me from last year's down the loo.
There's still a toilet in there. Wow, unplummed. No, it's
not good. It's unplumbed. But someone has used it. Yeah, okay, yeah,
yeah it was Jason Hoyt. You got confused one day
during the big show and used it. And no one'sone's

(01:06:14):
too scared to look in there. Yeah that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
I think it's not part of the cleaner's remit to
clean that particular toilet, so.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
They'll leave that alone.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Anyway, you don't want to look in the side of
that toilet. Now people had shut myl Braceil.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
You've taken a couple of moments out of your incredibly
busy career to come here and support this cause, and
thank you so much, and understand you're gonna be funny
on the duney And I know you're a huge fan
of puns.

Speaker 12 (01:06:36):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 15 (01:06:36):
We did talk during that song about how much we
are puns. They're barely jokes. And then you look at
what the name of this.

Speaker 7 (01:06:43):
Day in Loup.

Speaker 15 (01:06:44):
The entire concept of this show is the pun.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
Yeah. And then I handed you some cans before and
then you're like, I'm sitting on the can and we
cracked up, and Jerry made some blue jack about cans,
and well, I must heard you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
I just had sort of one air listening out there
and then one here somewhere else, and I thought you're
talking about something else, completely different.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
But anyway, mel.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
In front of you, you have a whole lot of
gags that have been sent in by our listeners. Some
also have been crowbat in there by Pisi Campbell. Our
Australian content director. Okay, but we're doing this to replace
ad breaks, So we're going to replace one ad break
in our and and you've got a list here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Have you've chosen some.

Speaker 12 (01:07:24):
That noticed a couple? Yes, there are.

Speaker 15 (01:07:27):
There are a lot of puns in here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
As a professional comedian, do you want to distance yourself
from these jokes?

Speaker 12 (01:07:31):
A distance?

Speaker 15 (01:07:32):
I did not write these jokes. Actually, Hailey Sprown wrote
these jokes.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Yeah, and Harley Sproul wrote her jokes. She came in
before and said she didn't write Yeah, yep, yep.

Speaker 15 (01:07:42):
This one caught my eye because again, as soon as
you unpack upon more than just the sentence, it doesn't
really add up.

Speaker 7 (01:07:50):
I'm gonna I'm going to read.

Speaker 15 (01:07:51):
It to you guys as I assume it was written.
How does Celiac Germans greet each other?

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Sliac Germans.

Speaker 15 (01:08:00):
Yeah, you are looking at the page, so you don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:08:05):
This is a problem.

Speaker 7 (01:08:07):
Gluten tart.

Speaker 15 (01:08:11):
Okay, you unpack it, you don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:08:13):
They go gluten free time.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
Yeah, yeah, this is the problem. Yeah, that's right. They
hate gluten. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
The other thing is, I'm just wondering if we can
be helped slightly by maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
A laugh track or something. She is there?

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
Yeah, is there any way that you could find some
kind of large track the amazing?

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
Oh that would be brilliant. They would really save this. Yeah. Okay,
have you got anything else now?

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Sure?

Speaker 15 (01:08:37):
How does the rock pee?

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
Like Dwayne the Rock Johnson? Who Dwayne the Rock Johnson? Okay?
How does the rock pee?

Speaker 15 (01:08:48):
Okay, you sound like a primary school kid when you read,
so that's actually really given away the fact that you're
reading it.

Speaker 12 (01:08:55):
Off the paper.

Speaker 15 (01:08:56):
How does the rock pee?

Speaker 12 (01:09:00):
You want to answer it?

Speaker 14 (01:09:00):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
He dwaynees As Johnson A pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
I almost ruined it by saying his name and the
by saying Dwayne the Rock Johnson because you purposely just
hid the rock Yeah he dwyanees his Johnson.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
Yeah, that one, there's his PC So that must have
been from Pixie.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
That's that. That comes from Pixie Camel. Oh that's very good,
And you've got.

Speaker 15 (01:09:27):
One more for us now, okay, sure, this one's really long.
My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
This feels a lot like the Coffee news is This
sounds like taking me back?

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
This sounds like a So your daughter wants the new iPhone.

Speaker 7 (01:09:48):
Yeah, she does.

Speaker 15 (01:09:49):
I told her she will get one as long as
she has good grades, does her chores and follows the
house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone. It's
my way or the Huawei. I think it's because where
is it. The stakes get higher the longer the jokers.

Speaker 12 (01:10:11):
It really has to pay off.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
That was good. I was with you on that journey. Yeah,
and you're like, oh my god, great delivery. Yeah, I
believed you had a daughter.

Speaker 15 (01:10:20):
If I had a daughter that want an iPhone, I
would have to give birth at thirteen.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
I believe it. Thank you so much for coming in. Now,
Now what are you up to? Why? Why are you
in New Zealand at.

Speaker 15 (01:10:31):
The moment now about two seven days? Oh yeah, it's
about hanging out with Diahinwood actually yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
And where are you living in Australia at the moment?

Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
Melbourne, Melbourne.

Speaker 12 (01:10:40):
Do you want my exact address?

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Yeah? Post please?

Speaker 7 (01:10:43):
No, actually that's genuinely the number.

Speaker 12 (01:10:45):
Of my streets.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
And how's everything going in Australia at the moment.

Speaker 12 (01:10:50):
Yeah, it's actually pretty good.

Speaker 15 (01:10:52):
Unfortunately, like I can't report back that it's horrible. That's
what I think.

Speaker 12 (01:10:55):
He want to hear like, oh don't go and it's.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
Rubbish and you two you're turn around doing shows.

Speaker 15 (01:11:01):
Touring around doing shows back to Edinburgh. I've got a
special online on YouTube as well, so for those cheap
skates that don't want to pay to see me to comedy,
you can actually.

Speaker 7 (01:11:09):
See it for free.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
Look it up on YouTube.

Speaker 15 (01:11:12):
Hayley Sproul did write my special as well though, so yeah,
I'm not taking any credits.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Well, are you allowed to talk any of those gigs
there if you want to take.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Them more than welcome?

Speaker 15 (01:11:20):
That is my closer actually the Whiwai one, so.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
Well, if you tested it on the script, it went
quite well killed Yeah, melbrace Well, thank you so much
for coming in Radio Hurdockes Day and Loan number.

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
Two, The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
Radiohadock's Day and Loan number two. We're sitting on Plumbing
World toilets here. We've been sitting on plumbing weel toilets
for the last two hours and fifty minutes actually on
the Empires and stage here at the Empires.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
Haven't met. Yeah, it feels good to have been doing
great stuff for my hen Robins, as I was saying before,
raising awareness for Bowcans in New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
You can instantly donate three dollars by texting lou to
three double seven nine, or you can visit day and
lou Co dot Nz for larger donations.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
So this whole thing that, you know, like when we
started a partnering up with bow Cancer New Zealand around
us and trying to get people to get themselves checked
if they've got the key symptoms and such that it
was all inspired by I give good friend Diehinwood, wasn't it, Jeremy.

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
Yeah, that's right. And bow Cancer New Zealand is a
nationwide charity, just a little bit about them, dedicated to
patient support and advocacy, vital research and reducing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
The impact of bow cancer.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
And there are one hundred percent community funded and received
no government assistance. And we're just talking earlier to Victoria
and she was saying that, you know, we can raise
all the money in the world, but encouraging you to
get checked early if you do have symptoms is the
most important thing that we are doing here today.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
So thanks also to the amazing support from Cotton Softs,
who this month doubled the bow Cancer donations to thirty
thousand dollars and look just quickly some of those symptoms
if you do have you know, bleeding from your bottom,
or a change in bowel motions, or severe pain in
your abdomen, or persistent pain in your abdomen, or a

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lump or a mass there, or tiredness or weight loss.
Those are the kinds of things that mean that you
should go along and chat to your GP and say
this is what's going on. And as we said earlier,
if your GP turns around to you and says, no,
everything's okay, that's all right, there's nothing wrong with that,
you're better to go in and get checked and make

(01:13:34):
sure everything's okay. Then sit around because time is.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Important, as a Victoria from Bealcanconer, New Zealand said, is
the you don't want to die of embarrassment. Just go along.
It's between you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
It's a private conversation between you and your GP. And
the best thing that can happen is they say, you
know what, you're sweet ass?

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
Yeah exactly, because bow cancer is curable in more than
ninety percent.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Of cases if caught early.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
So earlier on Matt we were singing your song that
you wrote last year actually called check it Out. Yeah,
and I understand it. Before the end of the show,
we're going to go out singing that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Yeah, yeah, No, we're gonna We're gonna sing it again
because I think it succinctly sums up the symptoms and
what you need to do. And we were once again
going to attempt the key change. We had Milan from
Pluto and before to sing it, and he can actually sing,
which was a huge advantage of.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
Performing the song. So in the past last year it
was mainly you and me, and let's be honest, we
were a bit flat and you're a bit sharp. I
was a bit flat. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
All this time around, I just sort of hung back
in the mix a little bit, which was actually quite handy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
We've got got Rudor here to provide a little bit
of a little bit of support there as well.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
Me me, me, me me, Yeah. Now are we gonna yeah,
we're going to read this yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
So last year when we did this the day in
lou One, Die Handwood came on and he he said
something was just off the cuff from him, and I
thought it was the most most incredibly profound thing I
think I'd ever heard from from anyone in my life,
So Jeremy, I believe we've got the text of it
there and you're.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Going to read it out again.

Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
Yeah it was I remember this and I thought these
words are amazing. Actually, so Die said last year to
anyone who has received a sad diagnosis, don't sign off, mate.
You're living with cancer. You're not dying. There's plenty of life.
Every moment is something. Every day you're taking a breath,
having a smile, spending.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Time with the people you love. You are living and
it's actually the same for everyone, sick or not.

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
Please just enjoy what you have while you have it
with the people you love.

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
We all have some life to live.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Beautiful words from the great Die heenwit. And he's got
a show coming up on July fourth at sky City
in Auckland, So go along and support the great man there.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
So we want to tempt the song again. Yeah all right,
God damn it, the mic phones come off.

Speaker 7 (01:15:56):
We're going to just hold it in front of.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Yeah, maybe you hold that, Rudo, you can hold that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
This is used to do with Elvis and his final
performance as a big Guy. There's a human MIC's stand.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Yeah, because it's something tomoralizing when you're trying to sing
into mic and it's just slowly drooping in front of him.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
Yeah, especially demoralizing the bedream as well. All right, here
we go. Are you ready? If you're bleeding from.

Speaker 12 (01:16:16):
Your bottom, check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
You gotta start that again, Jesus ma, buh. Okay, here
we go. If you bleed him from your bottom, check
it out.

Speaker 14 (01:16:29):
Check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
Changing your bell movements.

Speaker 12 (01:16:33):
Check it out, check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
Got a pain in your belly, check it out.

Speaker 7 (01:16:40):
Check it out. Check it out.

Speaker 14 (01:16:43):
Check it out. Check it out.

Speaker 7 (01:16:47):
A lumping stomach check it out.

Speaker 14 (01:16:51):
Check it out. Get skinny, tiet check it out. Check
it out.

Speaker 7 (01:16:58):
Go see your doctor.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Check it out.

Speaker 14 (01:17:01):
Check it out, check it out.

Speaker 7 (01:17:03):
Okay, we're gonna change it. Do the key change already.
Miss it up every time. If you're pain in from.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
The rain is, check it out.

Speaker 7 (01:17:11):
Check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
Change in your bevements, check it out.

Speaker 7 (01:17:16):
Check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
You got pain in your.

Speaker 10 (01:17:19):
Belly, check it out.

Speaker 7 (01:17:21):
Check it out.

Speaker 14 (01:17:23):
Check it out, check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
Check it ollie hot, check it out.

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
You got to check it out.

Speaker 9 (01:17:34):
Check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
You've got to check it out.

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
Ruder, check your chick and chicken check it out.

Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
Oh yeah, I gotta check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
Jeremy, check it out.

Speaker 14 (01:17:45):
Check it out, check it out, check it out.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Radio Hedgers Dan Luke continues our second year running a
twelve hour broadcast from the bog Here out of the
Empire Tavern to raise awareness for bowcancer.

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
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