Doors Or Wheels? - The Radio Highlights July 10

Today on the radio show, Jerry is keen to discuss the double ender he had with Mashy last week, and Mash looks to raise a question that was asked for the first time a couple of years ago... 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Matt and Jerry Show. No matter where you are,
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well, it's done. Matt and Jaimy we Hokee weekday mornings
from six until night. Lessen jer jerm Morney. Welcome along
to the Matt and Jerry Show. Wednesday, the tenth of
July twenty twenty four. Meshes here this morning, ruders, here

(00:26):
this morning, MAT's away for the week. Good morning, fellas.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Good morning, Monday morning, morning morning.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Welcome to the twenty first official Hump Day of twenty
twenty four. Oh god, it's hump Day. I hadn't even
thought about the fact that it was Wednesday this morning.
So twenty four out of how many twenty one out
of twenty three? I got confused. I think you said
twenty fourth. Okay, so twenty one out of forty three.
So we've still got majority of hum days to go
this year. How does that work?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, because there's less public holidays throughout the year the
second half of the year, and Hump Day, of course,
mash yes, can only fall on the Wednesday of a
full five day Monday Friday working week. Don't you know anything?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
No, I do understand that, But what I was just saying,
is that it's just strange the idea of being halfway
through the seventh month and then still having over half
of the hun day's remaining. But when you put it
like that, rute, I understand.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Very aggresive way to start the show.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
It was very aggresive.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Reader.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
We've got a lot coming out this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
We're gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Talking about Lulu Sun soon. We'll tell you a little
bit about her backstory, how she came to be playing
tennis for New Zealand considering that she was living in
Switzerland for a huge amount of time. Also, New Zealand's
broken a new record. We'll tell you more about that,
Plus the wonderful world of a neighborhood cow stampede. And
also Mansh wants to talk about monster sex fiction.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
What the Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
So, As reported on The Matt and Jerry Show last week,
the Warriors are going to start their twenty twenty five
NRL season in Las Vegas. But only now our detail
is emerging about who they're going to be playing, because
we thought last week that we readed that they were
going to be playing the Panthers.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Well that's what all the initial reports said. That they
were going to be playing the Panthers and that it
was going to be the Raiders up against the Sharks.
I believe, yep, But that is incorrect and in fact,
a whole heap more details will come out. There's actually
going to be four games on one day in Las
Vegas next year, Okay, It's going to be on March
the first. So these games are going to get played

(02:21):
on Sunday, March the second, our time big day Super
League game. Two teams from the UK Wigan versus Warrington
at ten thirty am New Zealand Okay. And then at
one pm this is a Sunday canber Raiders versus New
Zealand Warriors. So our first game next year of the
NRAL is against the Canberra Raiders yep. And then comes

(02:41):
a bit of a curveball a Test match between Australia
and England, the jill Arrus versus the lion Essays Okay,
Women's International Rugby League all right, and then around that
off five thirty pm NRAL Penrith Panthers versus the Crenel
Sutherland Sharks. Sorry, is it is.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
There any NRAL teams versing any of the Super League
teams from the UK.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
No, what a shame, because that would be quite good,
the Warriors taking on Wagon or maybe the Raiders taking
on Warrington. That would be interesting because it's round zero,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
It is round zero doesn't count for anything. Well no,
so these games actually count the Warriors for the Raiders,
and they're apparently going to count in the Super League
for Wigan and Warrington as well.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, oh that would imagine going Oh man, imagine going
to that.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Imagine going on that and getting it paid for by
somebody to go as like a part of a work trip.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
So it's the Allegiant Stadium, isn't it. Sixty five thousand
people there in Las Vegas. Dangerous weekend. I'll tell you, MESHI,
you've been to Las Vegas.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
I have never been to Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
No is Jerry Ruda, you've been to Las Vegas.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
No.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
I was talking to my wife about this last night actually,
and she said, if the four of you, I, e
US three, and Matt got to go, who would stay behind?
And I said, Mash, Mash would stay.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Pass the best. I believe it will be for the best,
very dangerous place, Las Vegas.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
And Matt and Jeri, Sha.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
We're just talking to the studio there during the song about
who would be left behind if we did go to
the NRL Magic Ground with the Warriors playing the Raiders.
It turns out that's been confirmed, you know what. I
know this is controversial, but I would put up my
hand to be left behind in that situation. MESHI, if

(04:28):
you haven't been, and Rudy you haven't.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Been, I've never been.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Daddy definitely won't put up his hand to be left behind,
so I would happily put up my hand. I've been
enough times to the Las Vegas now, I don't know.
After the last time that Daddy went with me on
an all work, no play, important business trip yep, and
we went, I don't know if I can go back.
I don't know if I'm allowed to go back after that.
I mean, that's a beautiful gesture you've made.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
But first of all, if you're just bailing out because
you've got some issues with the police over there, then
that's first of all, not no ideal, but sickond of all,
we need someone to stay behind for the technical things. Jerry,
no offense to you, mate, but you starting up their
computer each morning's enough for you alone being able to
run the kind of the entire operation. So you're not
really an option.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Okay, well there's not maybe time for me to stand
up and technically stand up a little bit, put my
hand up and learn a few things, learn the ropes.
You say that I'm capable, you don't understand I'm capable.
I'm capable.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
You're not.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
The problem. The problem is that they will need one
of each of us at either end, Mash, you and
I really mean I think so? So we need someone No, no.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
It feels like a weird wa but Mad.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
And Jerry will be there, and then they'll need someone
on the ground to help technically and help run the show,
which I propose me. Okay, And didn't they need someone
on the ground in New Zealand, someone strong, someone with
a great personality, And I propose you.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Okay, good luck.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
I appreciate your proposal. But we'll come back to my
proposal later in the show, right, give me some time
to print something, all right, Okay, I see how this
is working.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Coming up a little later on. Speaking of at both ends, Mesh,
I enjoyed a little bit of intimacy together.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
I know we're not going to talk about this today.
You brought this up yesterday on the podcast. I don't
want to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I think we need to talk about the intamacy that
we enjoyed together.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Excuse me.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
And we enjoyed some intimacy together. It was particularly at
a moment, the mession I enjoyed together. We'll talk about
it later on. This is the Manten Jerry Show.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
Grady Jerummy Wedday mornings from.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Sixth until now, The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Do you know, fellows, I was having a look at
the Each day I go home and I've got this
little diary and I write a sentence of what I've
done that day, and and the story that I'm operating
out of right now is each page is a date,
and then it holds the last couple of years and
it if it makes sense, So the book's been running
for three or four years. So is this.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Physical or is this an actual on a computer that's physical? Physical?

Speaker 8 (06:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:47):
I always had it physical for some reason. I think
I went along to someone once and they said, maybe
it would help if you write some stuff down, and anyway,
I hold on to it. But what I was going
to say is three years ago today, I said it
in on my first Matt in Jury show.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Wow, so you've been in turning on the show for
the three years.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Yeah, I was interning for one year during No this
is good clear, Actually this.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Is an intern how lovely.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
So I came in here as an intern three years ago,
a lot of service for free, wrapped up three years.
You deserves something, some CD you deserve.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
That's that's a record internship. Nobody's ever done three years,
neither of the world.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
No, neither of I. I also have done three years
an intern. I did one year as an interne and
that was a great year, and then I moved on
and found that full time contract and now I have
been here for three years. I was just thinking three
years is absolutely flown by. But maybe it hasn't. Now
that you mentioned the three years as an interne thing
and three years, maybe something's never.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Changed three years, Mash.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Do you want to say something nice? Boys like, oh,
she love you.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
It's been three years. It's been great. You've saved You've
saved the company so much money. Boy, doing what you've done.
You're a great You're a great company man. But we
need more of you around New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Okay, what's coming.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
This wouldn't be in as.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Much trouble around New Zealand if they just had people
who are prepared to work for free for three years
like you.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
And it's also very good in these difficult times when
you ask for a play increase to point out that
there is someone on the show that works for free,
because it's like all of the time. Absolutely, we can
give you another what thirty forty fifty grand?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
It works because that's how Marys Radio works. It's all
about wage cost and revenue in, revenue out. Sure, and
you pull down their wage cost, which is great.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Working as a team mate here an thank you, thank.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
You Mashi for what you've done for this time.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
I'm so glad I brought that up today. God it
feels good to be here for three years.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
For pushing everyone else's salaries up.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
We appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Matt and Jerry show ready, I have it.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
It's not you Joy.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Matty, Jeremy Wells The Maiden Cherry.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Show sixty one on the Mat and Jerry show time
for the latest news headlines.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
The end of the run at Wimbledon for KIWI qualifier
LULUs on the twenty three year old. So much has
been beaten in three sets by twenty eight year old
Croatan Donna Vekic shits. She can't believe it.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
She can't believe it.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, she can't believe it. It was a It was
a good run though, Yes, I mean seven five she
won the first set and seven five.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yea, So she won the first set seven five. The
second one was still pretty close four six, but then
that last one was six one to the crow At.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh well she's very young. Twenty two or twenty three,
I think she is, yeah, twenty three. New Zealand First
has questioned whether leaving the Entra Islanders at a Teddy
on autopilot caused the ship to run aground. The parties asked, Ki,
we werel if someone went out for coffee and couldn't
turn the auto pilot off when they came back.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Do they know about shipping? Do they? First? Earth is
going on here?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
So?

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Why so hang on? So when he's puffing on a
bag and got a suit on and he's worried about
the autopilot on the in Toland, is that what the
story is here? I'm confused? Why is he on first? Involved?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Sometimes use it on first? Hear a rumor I've seen
them do this before. They hear a roma and then
they'll bring a question, and then they'll ask a question
in parliament based on what's a rumor, because under parliamentary privilege.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
You can basically say anything. Oh, that's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
They because you can't sue anyone for saying a parlam
So oftentimes they use parliamentary privilege, but as everyone does.
But this one, I mean, who said that they was
on autopilot? Has that been confirmed?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
And must have just heard a rumor? On? My question
would be meshy because you run a very tight ship
here and nothing like the Enter Islander. So if you
lift it on autopilot and went out for a coffee,
what the heck would happen?

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Oh, we can find out. Shall I go for a coffee.
I'll go for a coffee now and see if Jerry
can kick off this next song.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
You're read out, Well, if I could reach across MESHI,
if only I could reach across I'm sure you could
figure it out and a shot clock will now be
shown on the stadium big screen and Sky TV coverage
for Gold Cacs during all Blacks matches beginning with Saturday
second Test against England and Eden Park. The move comes
after first five Damien Mackenzie had a penalty goal attempt

(11:09):
turned down by a referee and needn at a crucial
moment on the game.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
I have a question for you, fellas, and be honest,
I don't mind if the answer is U will know.
But was there any point over the last I don't know,
twenty thirty years off you guys watching rugby that you thought, God,
these kickers are taking too long to kick the ball
on conversions. Yeah, they can take too long. You have
thought that, because that's fine if that is the case.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
It's only at the end of a game when you
need to sort of run the clock down a little bit,
and all of a sudden they start milking it. Right, Okay,
there's a bit of milking going on, but like there
was some milking on Saturday night with some Fords and
the England team as well, slowing the game down.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Was it after the game?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
There was possibly some milking. I don't know what happened
after the game. Okay, I assumed there was some milking, right,
but yeah, because you're right.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
I always thought that the clock did stop though, but
then I realized only in the last couple of years
of that. It's not the case. I thought the clock
stopped once someone was having a conversion or the Fords
were milking themselves all.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I think the problem is that the clock stopped all
the time. With stoppages and Rugby, your game would go
on for hours.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
I used to feel like when ever Quaid Cooper played here,
he used to milk it quite badly because I feel
like he used to enjoy the booing. Oh yeah, And
so he'd stand there and he take it's time, to
take his time, and then he'd go for the kick
because he knew that every time he played in New
Zealand he was going to get boomed.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Well, a little later on we need to talk about
what happened to Novak Djokovic at Wimbledo.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yes with the booing was it booing? Were the English
crowds making that noise thing that they did with Joe
Root as well? You can decide.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
And that and Jerry Show on the Mountain.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
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Speaker 9 (12:44):
The Wonderful world of a Neighborhood cow stampede ys I
heard of forty five escaped cows paraded through rip On
in North Yorkshire, England, and they created quite a racket.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Apparently that sounded like an earthquake according to die standers,
and it left behind quite a lot of pooh. Should
expect Do you want to pick that a herd of cows?

Speaker 4 (13:05):
They will pooh.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
This youngster who watched the proceedings wasn't impressed at all. Now,
security care footage.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
I love that kid.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Get out our neighborhood. There's some great security camera footage
and it showed resident Leon Box, Matt Leon Box, Jerry
come on, he was sixteen. He went out to investigate
the sound. You see him sprinting for safety when he
spotted the herd of cows barreling down the road towards him.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
It looks a lot like is it that Spanish and
down that has the balls running into the main street.
It looks a lot like that, the walking of the cows.
Leon's mother, who's called Jess.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Box Yep, where does that name come from?

Speaker 4 (13:52):
No, it doesn't come from anywhere.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Jerryes box Box. It's not a name I've ever heard before.
A surname box.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
What is just Box getting up to? She said?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
My oldest had just got to.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
The corner a few of his friends.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Is said that there's some cows loose. They couldn't see
any road, just a load of cows. That was part Cornish,
part North York.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Very genuine.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
She said that her husband captured cell phone camera footage
when he and the couple's two younger children went out
to see the commotion. Sure it sounded like an earthquake,
she said.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah, okay, and then escape from a nearby farm. Will
you think that?

Speaker 3 (14:34):
They said?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
That was my question as Jseph. Where did they come from?
Where are they now? And how did they get there
in the first place?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Okay, my guess is without without knowing too much about this, Yeah,
they escaped from a nearby farm. Yep, someone had left
the gate open.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah, it's always someone leading the gate open.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Is that what happened?

Speaker 3 (14:51):
No, Actually they did escape from an nearby farm. Tick.
But they pushed their way through a gate. Okay, good news.
Were there were rounded up over the course of several
by the North Yorkshire Police.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Can cows do that?

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Did cows have enough intelligence to go, Hey, mate, come
and give me a hand with this gate. Let's trying
to knock this down together.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Oh, I've said this for the longest time about cows.
If cows realized their power, we would be in all
sorts of trouble in this country because, oh yeah, you
can't tell me that those tiny little fences are going
to keep in that giant beast. It could just easily
just walk its way. If a cow backed its way
into a fence, it would just flatten it completely, and
thows could go.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Wherever they wanted. This is such a good point. I've
never thought about this before. That's the biggot there is
such what have we done to ca Have we brainwashed
a cow? Do I think that they can't get over
those fences because they can go through those bad boys.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
It's interesting you say that because yesterday Jerry, you wouldn't
heard but Mash after the show he said that he
reckons it could fighter cow like one on one. He
could take a cow on mate, take him down.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Cow would waste you. I don't remember saying that. I'm
going to have one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
I'm sure you did.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Cow would absolutely smoke you. A cow they're massive, if
only they knew their strength. A very polite herbivores, aren't
the cows. Very polite people will do eleven, The House, More,
Living on the Street, Chess.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Box and Matt Peri Show.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
So I see yesterday I was reading New Zealand's broadband
use has hit an all time high.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Oh well done.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, the average connection in New Zealand six hundred and
twenty three gigabytes last month. Is it a lot? Well, yeah,
that's the past, the six twenty one, which was at
the height of the pandemic lockdowns.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Okay, what are we blaming this on. Do you think
now what's happening today that has resulted in all of
us using the internet so much?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
That's a good question. I think it's more streaming. I
think people are doing way more streaming than they used
to on your TV and z plus on your Netflix.
Although I see back in twenty eleven, so the year
that the public private fiber rollout began, the average household
used thirteen gigabytes of data per month. So we're now

(16:59):
it's six twenty three. So what was that thirteen years
ago we used We used thirteen. I mean that's massive.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
I mean cast your mind back to only a decade ago, Jerry,
when you were getting data on your phone for the
first time, and it came in half a gigabyte form,
or it came in a gigabyte if that was a lot.
If you had a gig for the month, that was
a lot.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Of expensive as well.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
It was expensive expensive, and.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Then it was capped, wasn't it?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
That's right? And it used to go to dial up
so once you used to go into this really slowmnium
and be like, what is wrong in my phone? So
I must have reached the cap.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
So is it because we're in the middle of winter
now you think? Or is it just because over time
more and more streaming And this is what we've ended
up with, I reckon.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
It's a bit of both, MESHI, but it's definitely now
is the time when people are consuming the most in
house media. I know for TV ratings at the moment,
this is the this is the peak period. July August
is your peak, okay. And that's because people go home,
there's nothing, you know, it's dark outside, so you sit
inside and you watch things.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Okay, So what about your household in Jerry. Obviously you
know you spent a lot of time streaming old you know,
eating media, lunch clips, you watch the seven sharp in
the bedroom and that kind of thing. We see pornography
is a huge part of your internet streaming in your household.
But what else are you using internet for? I suppose
you've got kids on, like kids on PlayStations and stuff
like that, just the things that you said, So you've

(18:18):
got just eating media lunch, media.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Lunch, pornography. I'm now bringing the kids into that as well.
So they were sitting down and we were watching that
together as a family. Last night, we watched some material together.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
So that's where I'm at, Okay, And how much data
are you using? Do you think are you using as
much as people are other people are using.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
I reckon, we'd be average. I reckon, we're six hundred
and twenty three gigabytes.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Are you still running the VHS copies from back in
the day Havoc and Newsboys Sell Up Tour? You're still
showing those every Sunday evening, wasn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:43):
And actually I've got I've got the old car tapes
from the raw footage actually from some of when we
used to have car tapes and with Mike and I
would push record on the on the cameras in car
cameras and we'd record for I don't know, three hours
as long as the and so I play those two
because the unedited versions have just asked crapping on for hours,

(19:07):
how we drive around the country.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
How other kids doing?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
They didn't?

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Right?

Speaker 4 (19:11):
They love it? Do they really love it?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Especially some of the late nineties references that they have
no idea what we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
If you showed them that clip with the camera on
the head and there, haven't showed the macclub yet, kept
them away from that one.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
The Matt and Jerry Shaw coming up after seven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
We're going to get into monster sex fiction. Something you
want to talk about, MESHI.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
No, no, no, this is the confusion, I believe. I
think you're confusing for me putting something in the in
the in the documents today, for me wanting to talk
about it. I just thought it was a great opportunity
to talk about it today.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
It's hiss right here now. She wants to talk about
monster sex fiction. Apparently women can't get enough of.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
It, and that's why you want to talk about it.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
No, that's not why I want to talk about it.
I just thought it was a good day to talk
about it because there's obviously no kids at school, no
kids in the car. This week so it would be
a great time to talk about this kind of thing.
But I'm happy to put au pin of maybe come
back to it next week or something.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
And it seas in front of me women can't get
in it, okay, So I would love to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
From that, I'm reading the same thing. I want to
talk about something more wholesome, and that's getting banished while
you are sick while you have COVID, yes, and whether
those protocols still operate inside of households.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
It feels personal. I assume you when something went through
something like this over the last few days, worse symptom
of COVID is being banished by your partners in one room.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Also, mans you want to ask the question, oh, this
is a good one. Actually should we ask this now? No,
we'll ask us to see it. Are there more of this?
Or are there more of this in the world? And
the question it's abrady. Actually we'll get your thinking. This
is the Matt and Jerry Show. Ready, I had again,
That is the breakfast show. Whoa Yeah, it's Mad and

(20:51):
Jerry from six.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
To nine, The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
Jerry well.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
On the podcasting.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Until nine that in.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Jerish my David Comedy. This morning, I'm the Madden Jerry Show.
Matt's away for the week. We've got Mashi and Ruder
in the studio.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Good morning, Jerry, how are you mates? Good? Thanks mate.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
We've got a huge announcement later on, actually a massive
trip that we're giving away. You get to choose where
you're going. More details on that in around about an
hour's time.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
I'm looking forward to that. And also, just really quickly,
moments ago during the New Zeadlines there jury Brian Rudkin
mention something and if I said the twenty twenty four
World Choir Games to you, what would that mean?

Speaker 8 (21:42):
Man?

Speaker 2 (21:43):
I would think, Wow, the World Choir Games is such
a thing as the World Choir Games.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Well, this is what I thought, And maybe we should
never look into this at some point this morning or
maybe later in the week, because that is going on
at Spark Arena as we speak, the World Choir Games.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
It's a missed opportunity for Matt in Jerry Show. Surely
we could have put a choir together. I mean, you're eldest,
you're quie together.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
You're an artist yourself, Rudy, you're a singer. Have you
heard about the World Choir Games that are going on.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Never heard about it, but I've always wanted to put
together a three person barbershop quartet.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Yeah. See, this is my question. Is there a difference
between the World Choir Games and the World Barbershop.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Absolutely there is, Okay, there are, Absolutely there is. I
mean I don't know that for a fact, but I
would assume that the World Barbershop Quartet Games is a
complete separate.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Thing in the World Choir Games. I think barbershop quartet
is four people, obviously, and a choir is five or more. Yes,
thank you, Jerry.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Over eleven thousand singers from over thirty countries for the
World Choir Games.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Imagine root test.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Breaking news, breaking news. This is just a hand This
is just slipped into the computer in front of me. Here,
Big Gary's Rickerton is no longer. It's looking like it's
closed down.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Now, Jerry. This is a post. It was made yesterday,
well last night, on the christ Each Fish and Chips
reviews page. It's a Facebook page. You might not be
very familiar with it. You don't have Facebook to you, no, okay,
So this is a page that Facebook, Fish and Chip
lovers from right across them, or to gather on to
kind of share their thoughts and their concerns around Fish
and Chips. And Christopher Ford last night took to this

(23:21):
page christ which Fish and Chips reviews and see Big
Gary's Ricketon is no longer. It seems full stop. Oh wow,
looking like it's closed down. Yeah, this and this has
been met to quite a sad and tragic reception. The
only thing now for us to do, I suppose, is
is maybe find out if this is true rooted. Do
you know anything more about it?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Well, I guess the thing this reminds me of is
be very careful what you see on social media and online.
It reminds me of when the Queen died, for instance,
and there was reports coming from Scotland that the queen
has passed away, unconfirmed reports, this is happening, the family
are gathering. I just don't want that to be the
kind of moment. But here we hear Big Gary's is

(24:03):
closed and then we find out I actually know it's
fake news.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Okay, So what you've done there is you've linked the
Queen's death with this is tradeparture of this is tragic.
Big Gary's I mean it is huge for our listeners.
Big Gary's the most popular fish and chip shop to
all HURDECHI listeners. Yeah you want, I know about them
there on record and road home to the Big Wobbler. Yes,
Begary's Big Wobbler.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
And it would be remiss of us to not mention
the fact that I think was it about twenty years
ago for a long time that you can go in
and order a certain thing and you'd get a certain
thing back, yeah, then return. So it holds the closed
yeah place in a lot of people's hearts.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
A lot of people love it. So we just had
to text and someone says, this is great work. By
the way, from this listener, I'm going past Bgaris in
ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
We'll let you know.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Oh that would be great.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Now give us a buzz if you wouldn't mind on
our hundred hurdek it would be great to hear what's
going on, because I mean, if it's a first of all,
if it's closed, that's tragic. But I mean I can't
even imagine what it would be like if what if
it's one of those situations where there's already at least
sign up on that front window, there's already supply wood
over the windows. It's going to be tragic.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Oh, I'll tell you what. You know that the economy's
in recession. You know things are going bad. When a
business like Bigary's goes down, it's to me, that's a
that's a BELLI end.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Guy's breaking news. I've just googled Big Gary's and where
it has opening hours, it says permanently closed.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Okay, I think so what you've done there is you've
just googled it. And I respect that ruder and that
sounds like a very solid, solid argument for why this
place is actually closed. But I'm not going to accept that.
I'm going to have to wait for this Hidache correspondent
to drive pass and confirm this for me, and I
will take his or her word for it, no more,
no less.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
This has huge repercussions. It has huge repercussions for the
matt and Jewish. I mean twice. It's featured in the
four pillar segment, once for the Four Pillars of Valentine's
Dave Flowers, last minute panic arguments Bigary's, and another one
in terms of dates subject cannibury sporting price, Dmitri Sevlaki
and Big Garys.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Jeez. Okay, well, if we can get to the bottom
of anyone's around the Big Gary area around record, please
give us a call.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Oh eight hundred adeche let us know.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
It's tragic and it's over the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
If you're listening, just moments ago, we're talking about Big Garys.
The sad news at Big Gary's and Recordon has closed down.
We are just trying to confirm that at the stage.
There's a listener that we're chatting to before who's on
his way past Bigary's in just a few moments and.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
We'll have a little bit of a check in.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Apparently some texts. Someone said here Big Garys has been
rubbished since the new owners took over.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Okay, that's fine, it's a lovely text. Thank you for that.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Someone else said that probably just going on holiday again,
because they're always on holiday. So when I said Big
Garys has closed after forty years, we'd planned it as
a destination in our holiday for Monday Nights dinner, as
it ranked up there with Cathedral Square. You can imagine
our disappointment when we saw it closed for goods?

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Is this text another tragic recount here of a story saying,
who's going to give my This is a big wobbler.
See this is sad stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, I mean okay, So we'll keep you abreast of
what's going on in Bigary's as the show develops, sure,
and as we find out more stuff. But right now, Rudy,
you really want to talk about monster sex.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
I've never wanted to talk about anything so much in
all my days. So there's a new craze and it's
called monster sex fiction.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Now you when we do this? What do you mean
by craze? Is there just a small minority that are
like gathering and I don't know the town hall on
Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
It's a craze. It's going worldwide, it's going viral. It's
especially popular with women.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Is it as big as the world choir games?

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Do you know what? I think? It's bigger?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Okay, So what does this involve?

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Monster sex fiction? Ok So talk around the issue please
as well. Let's not go straight up the guts here.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Well, no, I'm going to give a warning of your
children in the car. You may need to blog ears.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Nobody's got sort of in the car okay, goodness, school
holidays and if you're driving around with your children and
you can take them home.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
So there was an article in the Herald yesterday. I'm
going to read from the article, so please, these are
not my words. These are in the New Zealand Herald.
As the genre title suggests, these books which are reviewed
and promoted on BookTalk, which is tiktoks literally a literally
sub genre, a feature of protagonists who are well monsters.

(28:19):
Some are aliens, some are minotaurs, some are fanged and furry,
winged or tentacled, but all are monsters. More important than
that is what they can do. Inevitably, the beasts come
with several enormous and multifaceted appendages, equipped with ridges and
oh really like your cat. Let's not judge what other

(28:41):
people are into. Ridges and spurs, numerous textured tongues to
aid female pleasure. Some have tails, not for balance but
in this case.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Extra okay, all right, right, yes, So I've learned enough
about them.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
So people are reading these books, and there's the idea
that these answers are making making a relationship is being
developed with women in these books, and.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
I think it's just I think it's just a sexual fantasy.
I don't think it's a relationship thing. I don't think
they're thinking I'm going to take Dracula home to meet
mum and dad. We're going to get together, have your
little Dracula babies.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Okay, Well, I don't know. Random question for the table,
Shoot shagg Mary, sasquatch, lockness monster?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yea?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Or the Kennibury cat.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Shoot shag Mary?

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Well?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
You you'd cheg the you check the lockness monster?

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Would you?

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Would you?

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Yeah? Why?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Well, because you're not going to. You're not going to.
It's not going to do anything to use it because
that doesn't exist.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
The sasquatch.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
You'd you'd you'd shoot the sasquatch?

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Would you? Yep? I mean cozy in winter? Jerry, yep?

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I want to, but make a good pelt.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
And you would shag the well that leaves you with
the Kennerbary cat.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
My day in sex is awesome, so awesome.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Shagged the sasquatch. Have you seen that thing? Wax?

Speaker 4 (30:10):
That's terrible.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Here's a whole on the Man and that Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Horrific news this morning. Big Gary's Ricketon is no longer
apparently closed down. We've got Brendan on the ground in Ricketon.
Brendan can you confirm is this true? Has Big Gary's
closed down?

Speaker 10 (30:29):
I can confirm I'm standing out. So Big Gary's now
and the shop is empty?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Oh okay, And it is.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Seven twenty four on a Wednesday morning. Is Big Gary's
normally open at seven twenty four?

Speaker 10 (30:40):
No, but the entire shop is empty, counters done the whole.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Oh my god, Brendan. I'm so sorry to hear this, mate,
But I also understand you are. You're a long serving
customer of Big gary and I understand you've taken relationships
there in the past, and you celebrated a anniversary there recently.
Is that right?

Speaker 10 (30:58):
That's correct?

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Okay, So you and the in the middle I assume
went down there and got yourself a big wobbler. When
was there?

Speaker 10 (31:07):
That would have been not the Valentine this year, that
last year.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Okay, So holds a special place in your heart.

Speaker 10 (31:14):
Yeah, exactly, Brendan.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Also, just a quick additional question, how long have you
been going to Big Gary's.

Speaker 10 (31:20):
I came to christ Church in two thousand and one.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Oh yeah, two thousand. So was he ever a time
like I have to ask you this, it'd be rude
of me, not too, but was there ever a time.
We slipped an extra twenty over the counter received something back?
Is that is there a park?

Speaker 10 (31:37):
I can confirm fifty?

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Did you yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Okay, what did you get back?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Ren't it good?

Speaker 10 (31:44):
Time?

Speaker 3 (31:45):
You time?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
So you can't confirm those rumors are true?

Speaker 10 (31:49):
Confirmed?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Wow, Now, Brendan, we're very responsible broadcasters here at Radio Hodaki,
and with such sad news literally breaking your heart right
in front of you, it wouldn't It would be remiss
of us to not ask are you okay?

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Are you all right? Do you need anything from us?

Speaker 10 (32:07):
I don't think of the reality shit yet. Okay, it
would probably hit me later in the day, but you
deeply disturbance.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Grief's a funny thing, Brendan, So you know sometimes it
comes in waves, it comes and goes, but it's generally
something that you'd have to learn to live with. So
now we are here as your support people. You can
always reach out to us on eight hundred Hardeche if
you need someone to talk to all right, no problem,
they're always here. And thanks for talking to us this
morning when we're sorry for you're lost.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
That is a fascinating, fantastic tragical with Brendan there and
as you said, Jerry, grief is a funny thing. It
is a very funny thing. It comes in waves, It
comes in waves, and you have to learn to live
with it. Okay.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
So there it is the end of Begarians official sad
news Here on The Matt and Jerry Show on Wednesday,
the tenth of July twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
I never thought that I'd ever.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Have to say it, Jerry shir seven thirty one on
The Matten Jerry Show. Time for the latest news headlines.
The Prime Minister has spent the morning playing speed dating
with senators in Washington. Chris Lucksin's been rubbing shoulders with
top Democrats and Republicans. He hopes to meet with President
Joe Biden at some stage.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
I mean, that's sexy, the idea of him doing some
speed dating. Who would you like to speed date with, Jerry?
If you were to have one leader from a country,
who would you like to speed date? Worth? Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Immediately Kim Jong Un?

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Oh? Anie? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (33:29):
Why?

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Anie? Well have you seen the motor he's running? Yeah?
Are you into that? Dya? He's hot? Really, that's my
seven big motor. I thought if you were going after esthetics,
I just didn't imagine any being your first choice.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Ah, big motor five seven, great lead, he's got it
all happening, good time type on paper.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Yeah, well there you go.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Absolutely, I'm more of a Pooh Bear from China kind
of guy, because man, they're a powerful man. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, very powerful man.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Nice. Yeah. What about you, Meshi, I don't know. I
haven't really thought about it. If you could give me
twenty four hours, I'll come back with an answer. I
just hate to say something like Kim Jong un and
regret it, you know.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Okay, sure, our main landing gear wheel has falling off
a United Airlines Boeing jet while taking off from LA
There are no reports of injuries on the ground or
on board the flight. Another Bowing jet lost a tire
Midi Air after take off from San Francisco back in March,
which landed on a parked car. That tire.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
I mean that this is obviously very sad, and I'm
very relieved to hear that people aren't injured. But Bowing,
we are having a bit of a shitty here, aren't we.
Things that aren't going well For Bowing Bowing, it doesn't
take much for things to not go well. And the
aviation industry, does it people just talking about it for
the first time. Is that what it feels like? Boeing
is such a dominant figure in our media at the moment.
Or is it they are just having so many issues? Nah,

(34:44):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
I think sometimes the stories do get bundled together. Yeah,
you have one story in isolation and then if you
have another couple of stories, normally they just bubble away
on the surface. But then if it's become a big headline.
It's just the way algorithms work. Now, all of a
sudden it gets bundled together, but gets more more and
more prominent.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
So maybe.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
And tennis player Lulu Son has completed the most successful
run by New Zealand woman and the Wombed and singles.
She's been beaten in three sets by world number thirty
seven donner Veks in the quarterfinals.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Hey, last night Jerry Novak Djokovic played in his semi No,
his quarter quarter his quarter to progress through to the semis,
and there was a little bit of controversy and I'd
like to ask you about it next.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yeah, got some audio from telling the crowd off something
about telling a crowd off very brave.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
It's very brave. It's not a good idea.

Speaker 7 (35:38):
I don't think the mat and Jerry shir So wimbled
design at the moment.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
And there's obviously been a lot of focus from New
Zealanders on Luluson who got knocked out on the quartals
quarterfinals overnight. But something else interesting has happened because Novak
Djokovic played a couple of nights ago actually, and he's
accused some of the crowd of using his opponent as
an excuse to boo. So he was up against a
guy called Holna and the crowd were chanting run like

(36:11):
that whenever Runa won a point. And they do this
over in the UK because they do the same thing
with Root, Joe Root, So whenever Joe Root hits a
four over in the UK.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Every rude. It's cool. Actually, it's quite a cool thing.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
It sounds like booing.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
I think the English are always looking for any kind
of excuse out later to pipe up and have a
reason to get vocal at a sporting fixture. I think
it's one of the one of their strengths. But it
did not rub up Djokovic in the right way. You
say no, I have listened to this.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
To all the fans that have respect and that stayed
here tonight, thank you very much from the bottom of
my heart.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
And to all those people that have chosen to disrespect
the player in this case me.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Have a good night.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Night, good night, very good name.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I'm hoping that they were just commenting on Runa and
that they weren't disrespecting you.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
They were, they were, they were. I don't accept it.

Speaker 6 (37:11):
No, no, no, I know they were cheering for Rune,
but that's an excuse to also boo. I've been I've
been on the tour for more than twenty years, so
trust me, I know all the tricks.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
I know how it works.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
It's fine, it's fine, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
I focus on irrespectful people that have.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
Respect, that paid the ticket to come and watch the
night and love tennis and appreciate the players and the
effort that the players put in here. I played in
much more hostile environment. Trust me, you guys can touch me.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Oh there he is.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
He's wrong about that.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
I think they're doing they are.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
They definitely beck Runa because people love to hate Novak Djokovic,
great tenis player, as you heard there, a little bit
of a deck and as a result, people he's not
very popular on the tour.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
There's a couple of sides of this that is tough,
because it's no secret Djokovic's for a very long time
been one of the more dislike players on the on
the tour, and he has been booed a lot. As
he mentioned there before, he does receive quite a lot
of criticism, so I imagine he is quite sharp to
feeling that hostility coming down from the crowd. But last
night he really had and he failed to even the

(38:18):
interviewer there. I did say to him, he made I
think it might be a bit of a different situation
to what you expected. And he was very, very sure
that he was being disrespected, wasn't he.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Well, I don't know if you guys remember back in
twenty nineteen, but when I was over at Wimbledon playing
the final against Novak Djokovic, because of course my nickname's Ruda,
and the crowd was really getting in behind me, rude, ruh,
and he again got really upset and he threw his
tennis wreck out in my face. Did he unbelievable?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Well, he's quite forlong isn't he. Yeah, I'm surprised about that.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Yeah, you still see the scar just there.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Oh that's what that is.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
I've always wondered what that stupid Novak?

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Yeah, so, I mean you think what you want there,
But I definitely he's over he's oversensitive. I mean, for
goodness sake, Novak, you're you're the best in It's player
that's ever played the game.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Just chill out.

Speaker 7 (39:09):
You're a bit of a deck the mate show.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
God, it's good to be in here, you guys. It's
so good to be back on the show after I
was sick for five days or something. Trapped in a
COVID prison inside of my own house is a horrific.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
You've been talking about this COVID prison that you were
apparently trapped in, but by who is probably a good
place to start. First of all, So this COVID prison
that you've been trapped in, who enforced this? And what
did this prison look like? Well?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Firstly, can I say the latest version, the latest incarnation
of COVID for me anyway was I would describe it
as a cold. But I understand for everyone that's different.
There are still people being hospitalized and all that sort
of stuff. But I think the strain, the latest strain
is quite wise. It's realized that it doesn't want to
be too chilly, it wants to just if it wants
to be successful and spread around, it needs to make

(39:59):
sure it and actually debilitate people too badly. Sure, that's
it's evolved to be that. So I got I tested
positive on Wednesday or something, and then Telsey immediately my
partners immediately said right, well you are. You're in the
spare room. And I was like, okay, fair enough, I'm
fine with that. In the spare room part of it.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
I sleep.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
I'll sleep in the spare room. That's all good. And
then she said it and you are to stay in
that room. You're not You're not come out of that room.
I'll bring you food, I'll do everything. You can stay
in that room. And I was like, how long am
I going to be staying here for? She's like five days. Oh, okay,
I tell you, don't test positive. She goes, I don't
want to get it. I don't want the kids to
get its. School holidays will be a complete disaster where

(40:40):
you've got it well at first year.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
I don't want it. It sounds like Clevid prison is
almost a privilege at first, the idea of being brought
everything and you just have to stay there and do nothing.
And is that how it felt at first or was
it bad from the gig go.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
That's a good point, actually, I think I think at
first it's quite novel. I think for the first two hours,
I think it's quite novel. And then you want to leave.
I want to get out of you. Being incarcerated sucks.
So I moved into the into the lounge. I started
because otherwise what am I going to do? Just sit
and I read everything I needed to read.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
After about four hours and then I'm like, okay, what
am I gonna So I went into the lounge and
then I got told off for going to the lounge.
All I was going to say that you have to
negotiate your way into the lounge. No, I sunk my
way in there out to do some things, and I
snuck into the lounge. She came home and I was
in the lounge. She got angry about that. I wasn't
allowed anywhere near the kitchen. Don't get anywhere near the
kitchen at one stage, Well, what happens when she goes

(41:31):
out and I'm hungry, I need to do.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Yeah, so you weren't allowed to eat. Okay, No, it sucks.
You might think that it's kind of good being served,
but it's not. I like doing things. I like pottering.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
So what did you do five days on your own?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
I worked my way out of that of that, I
escaped my room, I got I started, then I commandeered
the lounge and then nobody else is allowed in the lunch,
just me, and then I started to eat my way
into the kitchen, very very subtly and slowly while tells
you was out.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
This is incredible. This is what I imagine the first
settlers of New Zealand had to go through. Yeah, just
kind of battling their way out of this dense bush.
And for you it was not too dissimilar. Less bush
for you, more just kind of beautiful ponds and b
hardwood flows.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
But the worst symptom, there's no doubt, was the worst
symptom of my latest sickness was incarceration.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Well, there's a text here that compares you to when
Reuben Hurricane Carter was put into isolation in prison.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
I understand how Hurricane Carter felt.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
So did you did you do workouts to do presups?
Sit ups, that sort of thing like Reuben Hurricane card. No.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
I was actually two sick.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
For that, okay, but I was angry. It's manager.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
A six to nine week demand.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Nice every company This morning on the Manager Show, Wednesday,
the tenth of July twenty twenty four metes away for
the We've got Ruder and MESHI here a tennant's.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Good morning, Good morning. Sorry, I'm a little bit distracted.
I'm currently watching this Euro semi final that is going on.
Spain up two to one over half US eight. Yeah,
French are a good team too, aren't they Very good? Yep,
very good. And then tomorrow, of course you've got the
English taking on the Dutch at seven am, which will
decide of course, then who's in the final on Monday morning.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Other big news around at the moment the closure of
Big Garrys in Rigaton. We shared that with you earlier
on Absolutely Tragic. A lot of texts coming in around that.
This text here, it will probably hit him that Big
Garys has gone around lunch time when he's craving a
big wobbler. That was Brendan, a man who.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Headed down to Big Garys and confirmed for us that
it is closed.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
I feel like we're the first in the mainstream media
to break that story. So I'm pretty proud.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
People here saying the foot long schlang garlic explosion is
an unmatched flavor. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Absolutely, the text they bailed out in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Why not Big garys I agree?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Is this the sign of recession becoming depression? Would it
kill me to get luxon on the phone. I think
he's schmoozing some senators at the moment in America.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Do you want me to get him on and ask him?

Speaker 6 (44:06):
What?

Speaker 4 (44:07):
What are we going to do about the big wobbler
and the foot long schlong down there in Rickerson Road. Actually,
you've got history of the Prime Minister asking him an
appropriate question. Maybe don't do that.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Maybe don't do that.

Speaker 7 (44:16):
The Matt and Jerry Show yesterday, I'm got a text.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Through from you, MESHI around about four o'clock. I was
on the tvings in newsroom.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
The text simply said.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Hang on, bick here for about what text you read
out here? Are you going to read out that text?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Don't read out that, don't read out the one from
seven to fifty two, don't read it?

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Okay, now not that?

Speaker 2 (44:34):
And I wasn't talking about that text. Don't worry, OK, text,
I don't read that out on it goodness. Now I'm
talking about the text that you sent me through that
said are there more wheels or doors in the world? Ah?

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Yes, this is a question that I was reminded of
last night. Now, this is a thing that took over
social media about two years ago. Jerry, I think you
might have missed the wave. It was a conversation that
was sparked by a Kiwi man man, mister Nixon, and
he was sitting there on his couch while he was
watching some tally and he kind of started debating with
his mates, are there more wheels or are there more doors?

(45:08):
He posted a poll up on social media on Twitter
about a couple of years ago, and it absolutely blew up.
But I was reminded of it yesterday, So I asked you, Yeah, what,
what are there more wheels or are there more doors?
On this planet? And what did you say?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
In such a good question. It's such a good question
because immediately you look around you and I've never really
looked at how many doors there are around me before.
I've never really thought about that. But even here, like
I'm just in my eye just in my view now
I can count eleven doors, ten doors, ten No more
than that. I'm looking now, I'm looking at all of

(45:41):
the all of the all of the cupboards in the kitchen.
Oh my god, your cabinet tree.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Before we go on with this conversation, just quick round
the room off the top of the head before you
think about it too much. What was your kind of
gutta or all thought? Well, I think doors. Okay, you
thought doors. Doors.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
My guttle thought was also for the simple reason that
immediately I thought cars, but then I thought, I hang on,
cars are completely canceled out by the fact doors have
similar amount of doors on a car.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Yeah, to wheels. I think that's a great point. I
think cars do cancel each other out straight.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Away, So ignore cars, so take them out of the equation.
Then we go into homes, yes, okay, and you think
about how many doors there are in your average home.
Think about cabinet tree, think.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
About cabinet tree.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yes, think about the actual doors themselves. But then of
course you've you've got wheels inside of the house because
there's mechanical things that need wheels.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yes, what about lego? My flatmate brought up the idea
of Lego wheels yesterday, the amount of kind of Formula
one cars and N's car cars that are out there, okay,
And also what is a wheel? You know what I mean?
Like is it? Is it something that has to have
a tire on it? No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
I think it's got to be a circular object really
goes in that spins in a spins fashion like that,
So in a machine, and there's lots of wheels and machines.
But then of course you think about where how and
a lot of businesses around the place that are making things,
and think about you know, industrial areas of cities and
how many wheels there'd be more wheels inside of a

(47:11):
lot of industrial areas. There'd be more wheels than doors
in those buildings machines that they have inside of them.
But in a house, I would say there'd be more
doors than there would be wheels in your average house.
So you've got to kind of work out how much
industrial area there is, how much how much residential area
there is.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Okay, So Ryan Nixon Auckland man aged thirty seven. We
posted this a couple of years ago. The reason it
took off is because Jermaine Clement shared it. But Jermaine
Clement shared a pole on it and asking mainly obviously
he's got a lot of like you know, international fans,
and so thousands and thousands and thousands of people answered
this pole. Fifty three point six percent ended up going
with wheels, and obviously forty six point four percent ended

(47:54):
up going with doors. So I mean it is close, mate,
And the more I think about it, either way, I
could go.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Far more wheels and cars than doors because of the
mechanical wheels can't cancel out cars.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Is this Texter? Oh, there's a good point. So that
goes your cancel out theory, go on, ruder, But that
I did agree with.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
The Other thing I also think is that there's a
lot more hidden wheels. And I know you were talking
about that with the machinery, but I'm just looking at
an old school tape deck over in the corner. Something
about how many wheels would be inside that thing. Yeah,
there's obviously no doors.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
No the wheels. What about wheels on chairs? I mean
currently we're sitting on chairs with wheels on them.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Meals and wheels.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
There's meals on wheels. Yeah, there's a different thing. Altogether
and think of that, did you No, It's an interesting.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Question though the Mattingeri Show.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
We're currently embroiled in a discussion here in the studio.
Are there more doors or wheels in the world? I
was leaning towards doors, and just in the last two
minutes I may have changed my vote back to wheels. Actually,
after seeing some of these texts that have come on.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
You're thinking that maybe wheels is the more viable option. Yeah,
I would agree with you. I think the answer has
to be wheels. The reason why we're talking about this
is because I got reminded of this question yesterday. It
was a question that was kind of floating around on
social media a couple of years ago, wasn't it, But
again we've brought it back up today. I mean, look
at some of these texts here. Jerry's what about what
about trucks and trains? Is this Texter? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Okay, trucks and trains Here, there's probably more wheels on
a truck, and there's more wheels on a train. But
there's way more houses than there are trucks or trains
in the world. True, And there's not that many trucks
or trains in the world. Compared to houses. So many
houses in the world, Well.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
What about skateboard, scooters, bicycles, et cetera. Is this texter here?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Can we determine whether or not there are an average
house if we're going to get to the bottom of this, Yeah,
and the average house. Are there more wheels and an
average house or more doors in a house?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Wheels? Mate? Are you sure? Yes?

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Because take out lego because not every house has lego.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Mechanically is what I'm thinking here. There has to be
more than what the average house has. Eight doors, no
cupboards and stuff cupboards.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Man, there's so many cupboards.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
I don't know. This is like a couple.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
There's no wheel hardly any wheel wheelie chairs for example,
inside of houses don't generally have wheeli chairs. It might
be one.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
I mean, there's one tiaxt to here that's really fired
up about office chairs equals five wheels each year uppers. See,
So that you're right, and the house there is not
wheelly chairs as much. So what are we saying about
an average in an average house? Are we saying an
average house has more doors or wheels? Maybe it is doors.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
I think your average house would be more doors doors.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
I think so really.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Okay, So there's peaks of houses in the world because
everyone lives in a house. Nice, Yeah, okay, but there's
a lot of factories which probably have more wheels, and
there's a lot of them in the world too. And
then you've got your trucks and your trains, your cars.
Probably your car probably has slightly more wheels than it
does doors.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
I've just realized this is ruder. You and I are
watching a man go crazy in front of us. Here, Jerry,
this is this is really, this is really getting to you.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
I went deep on it yesterday and I was asking
it's yesterday in the tvings in newsroom. Obviously you got
to put the bulletin at six o'clock. I dropped the
bombshell at about five, and there was concern that maybe
the bulletin might not go out because people were more
focused on this question than they were actually putting the
bulletin out.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
I think it's a lot.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
About the media.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
I think you're probably going to get a official complaint
against you for disrupting the newsroom. To be honest, I
thought what I might do is actually google the answer.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Okay, yeah, sure, what does Google think about this question?
There is a doors than windows in this world.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
There is a website called medium dot com and they've
gone deep into thought and research and their answer is,
there are more wheels than doors in the world if
you include all possible forms of physical wheels, such as
wheels on toy cars, vacuums, and office chairs.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Okay, yeah, office chairs are a big part of it.
I accept that, but I will not accept balls. There's
a lot of people saying, will you accept balls as
a whell? No, a ball is a ball. There's not
a wheel.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Someone claiming balls is a wheel.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Yeah, balls are balls.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Now you did ask Simon Dello? I did? You went
straight to the You asked him.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
What he thought, and I knew he'd have an interesting
take on it. And what was his He initially went doors,
like me, and then he went hot on for a second,
hold on for a second, machines And he went machines.
How many wheels a He goes watches, watches, watches have wheels?

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Yes, true?

Speaker 2 (52:18):
And I went, oh, yeah, that's a good point actually, Okay,
So I he swayed me.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Simon Della.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
He's a very convincing man.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
So we have we got to the bottom of that,
have we We are we all locking in wheels? Now?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
I think I'm locking in wheels now I've changed the
last couple of minutes.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
It's a really good question, Oh, ruder cargo ships, think
of all the doors on cargo ships and shipping containers.
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
It's a good point.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
The Mattingerry Show.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Time for our huge announcement Radio Hold, I, Yes, we
are sending you and a mate to one of the
most spoilers across and it's going to be happening this October.

Speaker 8 (53:05):
Man.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
The question is would you rather go to Bathurst or
the NRL Grand Final? So the roar of the track
versus the roar of the footy field.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Now earlier this hour, Jerry, before we announced that it
was Bathurst versus the NRL Grand Final, you said option one,
which was Bathurst Mash and I said the NRL Grand Final. Yeah,
be interesting to know what the listeners think, really, wouldn't it?

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Yes? So would you rather fortnights on Mount Panorama watching
the mighty Bathurst one thousand or the NRL Grand Final
with the races on Saturday and a pre match cruise
to the game on Sunday. Now, over the next couple
of weeks, Fellers. All all you have to do is
listen out for this cue to call. Here.

Speaker 8 (53:54):
The crowd is roaring so good calling it's Radio Hodak
Here would you run to be at the NRL Grand
Final or the legendary Bathurst one thousand?

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Call eight hundred wrecking?

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Now that's right, And just like that, Feller tells you
to do give us a buzz an oh eight hundred
herdeche and if you get through, we'll probably ask you,
won't we, Jerry, would you rather head along to option
one or option two? We will shove you in the
drawer and hopefully in a couple of weeks you'll actually
get to make that decision.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Yeah, okay, So then so then the winner of the competition,
the person who's drawn out, gets to choose between the tours.
That that's the way that it's going to work.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
I believe that is going to be the creckt way
doing at that moment.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Now our phone lines have it up, and I feel
like it would be slightly rude to not shove a
couple of people in the drawer. Do you think we
should do that?

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Now?

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Okay, let's go to the phone lines. Ready, A herd
Ache you. Who are we speaking with?

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jack, Jimmy, Jimmy. Would you rather go to
Bathurst or the NRL Grand Final? Oh?

Speaker 10 (54:49):
I'd have to go to the NRL Grand Final.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Okay, Jimmy, Jimmy. I'll tell you what. We're going to
put you in the drawer and you might be able
to make that decision in a couple of weeks time.

Speaker 10 (54:58):
It'll be great. Thank you, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Good luck.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Mate.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Let's let's let's whack a number of people in the
drawer here mission.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Okay, who are we speaking with? Radio heard Ache.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Caleb?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Caleb, Caleb, what about you Bethurst or the n RL
Grand Final.

Speaker 10 (55:15):
I've got to be Bethirst, man, I agree with you.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Hold dere Caleb, hold the line, mate. We'll get with
you in just a moment. Moving on to the phone
line number four, Radio Headache, good morning. Who are we
speaking with?

Speaker 10 (55:26):
Morning Donna?

Speaker 4 (55:28):
I know John is a big Beathurst fan. Sorry, wrong, okay,
Donald on the drawer.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Thank you, good luck and one more, one more.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
One more, okay, that's phone line number five is open now.
Good morning radio heard achey, Amen, Bey, Who were you
talking to?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Who is that.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Sorry, Adam.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Good on your Adam, Thanks for call and bits of blake.
We'll work you in the drawer. Nice one, good one,
Good luck mate.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Oh that's exciting, isn't it. Once again listening for that.
You to call over the next couple of weeks and
hopefully you can get through to us here Herdeki and
we can shove you in the drawer. Got both of
those trips. How good, Joey so good? Coming up after
eight thirty. I want to talk about the double ender,
the Mesh and I experienced last week. We talked about this.
We're not talking about the double ender today.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Can I ask a question about the double ender?

Speaker 4 (56:24):
No, you can't.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
It was there nudity involved.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Okay, we're playing.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
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Speaker 3 (56:34):
Mash Pressus Burtons with his hand for maten Jee.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
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Speaker 1 (56:45):
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Speaker 5 (56:50):
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Speaker 2 (56:54):
It's Take thirty two on the Man Duria Show. Time
for the latest news headlines. Auckland Council has confirmed Winyard
Point will host Nick Years sail GP. Christ Church proved
too problematic this year, so Auckland will host the event
in January twenty twenty five. No hitless dolphins in the
Auckland Harbor.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
No, there's very little wildlife in the Auckland Harbor, but
a lot of boats to get in the way of
the sale GP.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
There's a lot of poohs.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
I mean there's a lot of people, a lot of
people drinking pals on these on these boats as well
that are out there. There's going to be I mean,
remember when we had the America's Cup here there was
all kinds of issues of boats with about three hundred
Aucklanders that had taken the day off work to go
out there, hit the harbor, had some pace and then
just been the afternoon swimming around there. So look, dolphins
in christ Church, you are going to get the odd
pals drinker up here in Auckland. It's where it should be.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah, you respect, with all your respect of Lyttleton, and
I'm sure the people of Littleton enjoyed the hosting it,
but it should be of course it should be in Auckland.
I mean this, I don't think I think it was
meant to be in Auckland. But they had to move
it because when your call wasn't ready for some reason, I.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
Think that was the case. The best day of my
life is still America's Cup in Auckland, when we won
the America's Cup and the boys came back into the
harbor here down at the Viada Act. Auckland is a
great place for or to watch boating.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
It's a sailing city. It's a city of Sales's right.
More than eleven thousand singers from more than thirty countries
are in Auckland for the thirteenth World Choir Games. It
kicks off at Spucket in tonight. It's also not only
is Auckland city sales, it's a city of choirs.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Yes, city of singing. Yeah, city of singers.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
So apparently there are free daytime concerts throughout Auckland. And
let's look at the Euro twenty four Spain France score
two one two to one Spain.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Yeah, I mean the French are on the charge. There's
twenty five minutes left to go in regular time. No,
it's not sorry, fifteen minutes to go in regular time
didn't carry the one. France were on the charge. Spain
came out of the gates early, and I guess all
we really care about is who is going to be
versing the English in the final if the English can
progress pass?

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Yeah, hold on a second, but who That was a
very loaded statement you just made their meshy. Yeah, look, hello,
is going to be playing England in the final if
the English can make their way past the Dutch? Was like, well,
who's going to meet the Dutch or the English in
the final? Would be what you'd say, That is.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
What you'd say. But I'm unfortunately, I'm in a situation
where off I found myself backing the English, which hints
the way that I've heard in that statement. But yeah,
so you are right, as this game decides who all
progress to the final, like any other semi final, I suppose, yeah,
and then tomorrow's semi final we'll also decide who's in
the final.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
That's help normally.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Do you know what that reminds me so much, so
much of back in two thousand and seven Rugby World Cup.
Get up in the morning to watch France play the
All Blacks and you hear that Australia beat England overnight.
I remember saying to my partner at the time, Oh, well,
we'll be facing England in the semi finals, and then
what happened?

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Yeah, I remember that. My apologies, I.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Remember that, good one. Don't know why you'd want to
back England either, mesh Football.

Speaker 5 (59:47):
The Matt and Jerry Show, rude.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
I feel bad telling the story while you're in the
Rome because I feel slightly bad that you're excluded from this.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
As part of the Breakfast team. But last week I
took Meshi out for a double.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
End experience where Meshi and I both experienced a double
end massage.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Yes, okay, it's an important piece of information. I wasn't
really that keen to talk about this, but yes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Why you wouldn't be keen to talk about I mean,
it was essential experience. You'd never been on them, you'd
never had a massage before. We learned that, and I
thought to myself, we've got to show you a good
time and take you to a place where they do
a message, and I thought I might as well have
one at the same time.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Can I say it was a very nice gesture. A
couple of weeks ago on the show, I did mention
that I've never had a professional massage before, and you said, look,
we're going to put an end to that, I'll take
you for a massage, and that was lovely. What I
just wanted to have maybe a chat about off here
was some of the things that went on during this massage,
this couple's massage that you'd signed us up for, because

(01:00:50):
that's actually that's a good place to start. When you
signed us up for this massage, Jerry, did you intentionally
sign up for the couple's one? It's not a couple's one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Well, I'll just do It's just it's just two massage
tables lying side by side. That's not a couple's massage.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
It felt a lot like a couple's massage. And the
fact that when we got there we went into a
we were sat down on a lazy boy right next
to each other. It was entered with a warm glass
of water, yes, and a piece of lemon. It was lovely, reader,
Don't get me wrong. It was lovely, but it was
very romantic Jerry, and I just wanted to know was
that intentional?

Speaker 10 (01:01:22):
For what?

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Really did you find that romantic? Sitting on a lazy
boy and getting off with a glass of water?

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Well, no, not that part while also having your feet
rubbed by a lovely lady. Anyway, we do grease moving
on now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
It wasn't that romantic. It was just that's just what
happens at a massage. But what I wanted to talk
to you. They put your feet in a bucket of
warm water and then and then they clean your feet. Yes,
I'm not quite sure why they do that, but that's
what happens. Well, it did happen for this particular message.
And then we had the all over body message and
they said right then, and then the two massuss left
the room and then we derobed.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
You See, this was the part that made it feel couply, Jerry,
is they said, didn't they? Okay, now where you're going
to leave the room, If you two would like to
stay behind and undress, de robe, that's what you got
to do. You can't have a message in your clothes
and then put Yeah, but you maintaining eye contact? Is
you under your belt?

Speaker 10 (01:02:14):
Jerry?

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
Feels like a very couple thing to do.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
When I was talking to you, so you know, when
you're talking to someone, you maintain eye contact. They had
nothing to do with the fact that you were de
robing and I was derobing at the same time. But anyway,
we derobed and de roped down to undies. Yes, and
then you put the towel around you and then you
lie flat on the massage table and then after maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
A minute, Yeah, the message just come back into the
room again. And I mean this music I think was playing,
this music was playing there. I just wanted to confirm
that a couple of things that did happen to me
also happened to you, if that's okay, before we move on.
Were you mounted? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
I was mounted at one stage, which is not always.
That doesn't always happen. Can I just say that that's
not always I haven't always been mounted. That was okay,
minds really mounted me? She got right on the back
one by their knees.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Okay, I'm relieved to hear that you So you amounted two.
I was mounted briefly, not as long as I think
that you were. And also I know we're running out
of time here, but also it's so strange having you
so close to me but also not knowing what's going
on because we're covered obviously by a towel. Yeah, so
I wasn't really sure what you were going through at
one point. Were your was the waistband of your underwear

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removed down past your buttock, yes, and then massaged thoroughly, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
The top of the glute there At one stage, did
you feel a third hand reached across? Did you do
you remember that or did you just think that the
person messaging you had three hands?

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
Now, this was my final question. At one point of
Hindu God at one was a hand. At one point,
did you feel what I had assumed was the other
messius come over and help out? That was that was me?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Because I thought that would be quite.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
So.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
That was your theor pulling down your right okay, And
then was that also you that spread them slightly and
then continued to go on for an hour? That was me?

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
I turned up as well.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
That was Rudor just sitting on that that lazy boy
in the corner watching the whole time.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
So that's good to clarify. You also were mounted. You
were also rubbed in the glute region. Oh, and that
third hand was not the hand of no, that was
the hand of the other messuse. That was me, I
me I, okay, it's good. Good at least you felt
the other hand. We are never going for a double
indoor again? Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
I enjoyed it. Can I take Do you want to
go ruder?

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Take rudiful?

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
I have never wanted to do anything more.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Okay, I'll take ruder as well. You say that now, mate,
But once you feel Jerry's hand go down on the
back of you have crevice there, you won't be saying that. Luckily,
we would never have to take Daddy. Dady hates being touched,
so he's not coming. He's never had a massage. He's
never had one. Oh, no, he has, he has.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
I had one with them one some on one of
our on one of our all work no play trucks.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Did he like it or he hated it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
I can hear him groaning the whole time.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
It was really weird. Well cross and touched him to
see that was a bit he enjoyed the most. So
there's something that you do at all missage today it's
a joke. It's my gag, can't wait, it's my gag
and a d.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
Comms slightly and that and Jerry show.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
It's a sad day today because this morning we announced
that Bigary's and Rakaton Mate, he has closed down. Begari's
Rickitton is no longer said this text from the christ
Church Fish and Chip Review. Actually looking like it's closed
down two undred and forty nine b Ricketton Road up
at Racoton. It's a it's an institution, Big Gary's.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
I mean, I don't have anything more to say really
about this. We talked about it this morning and it
was absolutely tragic, and we've asked people to send their
thoughts and prayers through to us on three four y three.
Why they're going to miss Big Gary's a lot of
people saying they're going to miss the things that you
can get for twenty dollars and fifty dollars there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Yeah, I've heard that, but the tributes have been flowing in.
How could we lose the last US bastion of deep
fried deliciousness?

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Is this Texter? Yeah? I mean it's tragic, isn't it really?

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Big Gary's Meat Paddy flavored oil. We'll leave an indelible
mark on my colon.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
The memories, the Chicken Ea Special with the deep fried
egg and meat Paddy flavored chicken nuggets, the super Dogs,
the meat Petty flavored chips, the burgers that rival the
Truckers Burger on the Entrare Islander, and the man himself
single at Ruby Shorts and Jandles and the drenches feeding
the masses. A true icon, a legend, a toploat bag Gary.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
I mean, need I say no more. We spoke to Brendo,
listener of the show this morning. He popped down there
a reconton just to make sure if the allegations we
were true that Burgary's has in fact shut down, and
he sent us some heartbreaking photos to New Jerry and
he posted those on our instagram. The Met and Jury
showhere every year, get your instagrams and it's just heartbreaking

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seeing the Big Gary's front window with no light coming
in behind it at eight o'clock or nine o'clock on
Wednesday morning.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Well, we're running two competitions competitions at the mom We're
running the and Pie July competition where you've got a
create a pie and name it and thanks to Dad's Pies,
you win five thousand dollars. We've also got the NRL
or Bathhurst would you rather that we're running? That were
announced this morning and someone says, I want to go
to Bigary's. Neither the NRL or Bathurst appeal to me.
Oh and someone else said, have already into the Beer

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and Pie July competition. But could we get Big Gary's
Bigary's foot long garlic explosion in my pie?

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
Please? I mean that's a that's a great shout. I mean,
thanks to Dad's pies. Maybe we for one final hurrah
if you shove your big wobbler Jerry inside of Dad's
pie and see what you can come up with. I
think that would be a great way to celebrate not
only Dad's pies and beer and pie July, but also
the death of Bugary.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Yeah really, okay, that's right. If that's what the people want.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
This text here to kill Rudy to whip up a
tribute to Big Gary to the tune of Mandy by
Barry Manilow.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Would you whip that up this afternoon?

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
That will be on the show at six forty seven
and eight forty seven tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
Moent oh there we go.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Well, thanks very much for listening to Them and Jerry
Show Today podcast is going to be out at eleven
am this morning on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your pods.
Have a lovely day and we'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Love you, Gary.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
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Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Bless blessed, blessed.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
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