📻Driving Pet Peeves - The Radio Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:07):
Ho Lucky Breakfast Show with Jeremy and Maniah. Welcome along
to the Hierarchy Breakfast Years. It's a Friday. It's the
twelfth of December twenty twenty five, Monday. Jemmy Wells has
a nice Stewart five shows left, that is five golden
rings and that is because we're not working next Friday.
The Big Show are going to be covering our show

(00:29):
and then doing their own shirt tonight. Actually they're going
to be down at the chasing the Fox Jerry, which
we'll talk about later on in the show. But you're
playing in it. I am. I'm commentating in it, and
I've just found out that you can now. So first off,
it was being broadcast on TVNZ. That's enough of an
issue for the a SEC. Then it's going to signed
a broadcast deal with Australia, so now it's going to
be in Australia Live. That's another issue for the a SEC.

(00:53):
And now they've signed an international streaming deal with Dazone,
so now it's we're we're taking this thing international, whereas
Dozone does own. Yeah, what's on the inthide, So it's
everywhere everywhere in the world we're going to be We're
going to be in the Zone.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh well, I'll tell you what the rest of the
world is going to see. How rubbish my golfers at
the moment, there's for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I think I think I'd be less nervous playing than
I would be commentating. Yeah, I know. It's way easier playing. Yeah,
because there's an expectation that you could be terrible, whereas
as a commentator, there's an expectation you're going to be
good and I will not meet that. I don't know.
I thought last year you guys were very good. I
thought there's some exceptional calls. Yeah, well, that you had
a glow around you and your memory of that event. Yeah,

(01:35):
I do. Because you won. You're now having three thousand
dollars to win again.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
One hundred and one at one stage, and it's come
back down to eighty one.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
It's because all your bloody breakfast announcers putting money on
your welcome along with the Hidarchy breakfast. Yes, it's a Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Jerry and Mini. The Hdiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
So yesterday Fellas I had a pretty an interesting situation
and it's it's something that you only have a deal
with probably, I don't know, maybe once every three four years.
I reckon and it was a scheduled power outage, yes,
at my house. Now I've been warned about this multiple times,
but I completely forgot about it. And so I got
home yesterday Auckland. I know parts of the Southard had

(02:14):
snow yesterday, but in Auckland it was heat wave. But
it was about twenty eight degrees, felt like thirty Yeah,
no breeze. It was dead flat and humidity was about
three thousand percent. And I got home and the message
goes are the powers out there? I was like, oh shit,
that's right. And so that means no fan, no earcon,

(02:36):
no TV, no PlayStation, no, the fridge is off, so
the beers are warm. Yeah, it was just well I
keep that but shut. You got to keep that bit shut.
Of course we're back in and out. You know, one
I open that thing, but then the other the flip
side of that is, Jerry, all of the food that
we have needs to be cooked to be eaten, so
we're just like constantly opening the fridge just for a

(02:58):
week snack and then that thing's gone warm.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
You're running guess on that on that hob No, you're running. Yeah,
So we couldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Every single time I went into our our bathroom doesn't
have any windows in it, and every single time I
went in there, I would flick the lights sort of
scheduled four or five o'clock that it was supposed to
come back on. At about three in the afternoon. It
was so hot we were like and our phones were

(03:28):
dying because so of course in twenty twenty five, thirty
four year old couple, you just sit on the couch
and doom scroll on your phone, so they die. Oh,
and so our phones were about to die. So we
had to hop in the car and go for a drive,
which did two things. One or three things actually ear coon. Yes,
I managed to cool us down. Two we managed to
charge our phones, and three were able to go out

(03:49):
in search of food. So it took you to what three?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Three?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
No? No, Well, when I got home, she had just
gone and gotten us lunch, so we swept. But then
we drove back past the fellas they were swapping a
power pole out. They putting a new power pole in
we drove past, and we were like, oh, those boys
are not going to be done by fine. Yeah, the
new power pole was still lying on the side of
the road. Get out there and give those boys a hand,
I offered to but they already had ten people standing

(04:16):
around doing nothing. I was like, what's a living people,
you know, standing around doing I would have been out
the door early morning.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, I mean, the fact that you couldn't remember that
happened got blindsided. But I would have been out. I
would have been packing a king down the pub. I
would have been everywhere, but totally used an excuse to
have a big day out.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, I know. I was just so buggered yesterday I
ended up falling asleep out on the couch outside. I
had another nap yesterday afternoon, big napper. But I managed
to find the laptop had just enough charge and I
could hotspot it to my phone that I was able
to watch the cricket yesterday, and so that was the
saving grace. So I watched just about every ball of
that bitch. Okay, well that's so what under ended up

(04:58):
coming up back on the power nine point thirty pm.
So this is the other thing. When I went to bid.
My phone had two percent battery, and I was like, well,
my alarm's not going to go off tomorrow morning if
the power doesn't come back on, so I'm not going
to wake up. So I flecked my lid bedside lamp
on because the power's officer didn't come on, so that
when the power did come on, it would wake me up.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
You forget how important wait you up before you go go.
You forget how important power is. We had the same
thing when we were recently up on a on a
weekend a way Tulca and I, that's right, And but
that was even worse because the power was it wasn't scheduled.
She was an unscheduled so I was not ready for
that badge at all. And then they it had that

(05:43):
that house had at a water pump because it had
tar water and so.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
The water didn't work, so we had no water, like
we were. We were like castaways on something. You are
you realize how dependent you are on electricity totally.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
And because we had decided to get drunk in the
afternoon together, we couldn't go anywhere.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
So I was trapped, Yeah, I was. I was trapped,
couldn't go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Couldn't drive, couldn't drink water, couldn't really, couldn't go number
two's naked.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
In the frush. It was you could go number two.
It just couldn't.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Plus we were we were like prisoners in our own house. Yeah,
if we don't know what to do, you couldn't use that.
That's right, no reception because it was linked to the internet.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Oh right, so you you thought about resorting to cannibalism,
didn't you.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
I kind of got there at one.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
We kind of got there. But yeah, I watched every
single ball of yesterday's innings and it was it wasn't. Okay.
There are a couple of wickets that we lost. We
we're like, yeah, yeah, I don't know, do we need
to lose Revendra like that good purchase?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Actually two five the Westerners in the first innings and
then New Zealand two seventy eight.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
That's a good perchase. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I think anything under three hundred wickets falling all the time,
just doing a little bit. I love the base of
Reserve like that for me, the basement as the Test ground.
I mean sure, it's a giant roundabout and half the
time is a howling northerly blowing and it's probably awful
to play it, apparently, the terrible facilities for the players. Yeah,
and that ra advance stand you essentially risk your life

(07:15):
by going there. But in terms of places to watch cricket,
certainly on TV with the pod of car was out stunning.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Do you think we'll win? Yeah? I think so.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
I put some money on West Indies at what was it?
It was like eight bucks and then it blew out
to fourteen and I was like ah ah.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
And then now I think it's down to about five
fifty or something. Yeah, I think it is. Yeah. Well
I hope at least it goes to the full distance
because I'm looking forward to watching more cricket on the weekend.
Tell you Mitch Hay looks good. Yeah, Mitch Hay. That'th
the on debut man, he's he's a business. He is
taller than Daryl Mitchell. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Ridiculous, yo, Mitch Hay, Jerry and Mini, The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
The History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow timor Lebron James on
this day in nineteen ninety and five. Shortland Street hits
one thousand episodes back in ninety five.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
This is the Tina Cross straw People Remax. This is
my favorite favorite stort rendition. Yeah, Shortond Street Tame.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
This is my friend Paul Kesley remix. Oh really yeah,
I got on the ones and so so straw People.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Street.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
It's really I reckon.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
It's a for three minute version. This one apparently a
little key change.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Have you ever been on Jorlton Street? Jerry No, I
actually I think I have.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
I think they wrote me in as Yeah, I think
I have news person.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Have I news anchor Hillary Hairs Jason Hoyd has. I
think he's been on three times, and I think he's
been three times.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I think I've been on as myself. Oh really, I
mean that I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Did have her newsboy get on? It was posed newsboy? Yeah,
I'm pretty sure I have.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
I've had two speaking roles on two separate ones.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
One was as a reporter that was interviewing a patient.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, do you remember your lines? Why are you interviewing
a patient? That's not ethical? I don't be interviewing a
patient in hospital?

Speaker 5 (09:25):
And the other one was there was a main character
on there that was trying to make another main character jealous,
and so she just brought me in to come to
a dinner party and try and make it was to make.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
T I was to make were you sexy? Man one?

Speaker 5 (09:39):
You're thinking about that, the more ridiculous it sounds. But
she was a lovely lady. She committed to the method. No,
did you make t K jealous? I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Okay, there's still time. I feel like every New Zealanders
just about being on Short Street. I haven't. But I
had a flatmate when I was at UNI who live
than Auckland, and one time he came back and all
our mates had left the flat and for some reason
he's like, oh, wish you watch Shortland Street tonight. It's like, why,
so I'm making dinner. He's like, no, no, no, I heard

(10:11):
it's a real funny episodes. We watch it because he
doesn't know when he's about to show up, and so
we watched the whole thing and it's the very last
scene again it's t K. Actually, what that mister Samuels?
So t K there's a knock at the door. TK
gets off the couch, opens the door of my flatmates
standing there, addressed like a postal outfit, and it's just like,
mister Samuels sign here, and then t K signs and

(10:34):
walks off, and that was his whole acting thing.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I'd love to see a ven diagram of people that
have been on Shortland Street in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, it would be high. Yeah, just about ibraon. I
haven't yet. Maybe that's my next career. Go, get on,
get on Shortage. Who's your favorite character? River? When I
was a kid in my prime Shortland Street days, it
was Waverley. Waverley made a real impression on me, did she?
And then I liked Nick? I found Nick really relatable.

(11:04):
I found Nick related. What's wrong with you? It's just
a bit of a dropkir Well.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I know Waverley very well, very very well in real life,
and so she used to get back in the day
she would go. People couldn't quite work out that she
wasn't Waverley. Yes, wherever she would go, people would actually
talk to her like she was.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
She was Waverly. Well so great actress. Then you know
what I mean to be able to about was my favorite?
Was many crazier? Oh yes, I've actually just you're fair
enough crazier. She was a fantastic actress I watched to
develop into a great actress. Favorite scene. I feel like

(11:48):
there can only be one with your room upstairs.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
You see your golf.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
He's not a goal.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Hey Dan, this is slily Why goodbye?

Speaker 4 (12:00):
On me bye?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Okay, that was rude.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Rude. I'll show you rude.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
The tablet is still synced to your phone.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Please tell me that is not your penis.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Ah, that is the greatest scene, maybe leader, Oh my God,
doesn't get any better than that.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
What do we do on this day in history? Two
thousand Saddam Hussein got captured the photo that they took.
There is my reference picture for when I need to
get a haircut. If I start looking like when they
built Sadam hus say now to that whole in two
thousand and three, That's when I know I need a haircut.
And brought on this date Brank Sinatra, Great New Zealander,
one of the greatest.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
And if ever you're wondering about a Frank Sinatra album
to get in the wee small hours of the morning,
someone that put me onto that album.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Ah, maybe twenty years ago, something like that. Zarah.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
That is a beautiful, beautiful album about being about unrequited love, about.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
It's money from Children's Dream, It's.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
A fantastic album and the wee small hours of the
morning Frank Sinatra, Oh.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
There's a little stocking stuff for a few and Jeremy
Welles's Nuclear family. And that is the history of Yesterday.
Today It's sorrow similary for Friday, the twelfth of December
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Jury and the Night the Hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Time for your latest sport headlines thanks to export ult
to the beer for here it's advantage New Zealand heading
into the third day of the second cricketerst in Wellington
even after failing to build the first and his lead
they would have liked. The West Indies are thirty two
for two in the second effort, a deficit of forty one.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
No better in it.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Fine Backpad Muffman said, and I quote that looks so good.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
If you believe the muff Man. I can't imagine the
Muffman trying to hoodwinkers. Captain. Yeah, great review from Dunk
and I like them.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
And the West Indy's there two down, the night Watchman's.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Gone, Devin Conway and derbertorm Mitch hayhurt half centuries for
the black Caps and players sit down for a reasonable
eleven am resumption. I'd love a good resumption. So we
basically at square one, don't we After two days we're
nick and neck. Well we're about forty what are we
forty runs ahead?

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, we're forty ahead, and that thirty two for one
the advantages that we got two records, although one of them,
as we just heard there.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Was the Night Watchmen, So I don't know that's about
much For muchness What Westernes need to do if they
want to, I mean a they've got a bat for
a decent amount of time.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
But they need to start. They need to start utilizing
the fact that we don't have any We don't have
a bowler. So the longer they bat for, the worse
it gets for New Zealand, Yes, because our bowlers get
more tired because there's not that extra bowler in there.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
No, and we're relying once again on Jacob Duffy, who
we relied on a lot in the first match, so
he'll be absolutely bugging at the moment.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, so they need to bat some time, but nobody's
been able to bat times on this pitch, so they'll
be doing something that's quite difficult. And the other part
about it is that we only have nine batsmen.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, because of Techner, who it was good to see.
He was out there with the team yesterday. He was
walking around in a sling. Looks like he's I mean,
he's alive. I don't know what state that shoulders him,
but he's good enough to be back with the team.
It's a leaft shoulder, so that's a good start. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Artie Savier, Braxton, Sorrenson McGee and Porscha women work.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Cloth, lots and lots of that.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Will Barrows have been the major recipients at the New
Zealand Rugby Awards, all taking at least two awards. Savia
won the overall Calvin Ar Tremaine Memorial Player of the
Year award as well as taking home to Super Rugby
and All Blacks Player of the Year.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Goes geez, give him the Nobel, Artie, give him the
no Bel. Boy.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
He's done well, hasn't he? And Formula one World champion
Landa Norris headlines the shortlist of six for the BBC
Sports Personality of the Year Award. It's an awards specialist, yes, award,
says Norris. Fresh offers maiden title is up against England
Footballers Hannahampton and Chloe Kelly rugby World champ Ali Kill
dun darts player Luke Littler and golfer Rory Mcker.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Give it to Ardie Zavier. Sports Personality of the Wee
Year one is going to be announced a week today.
We'll keep you up to date on that.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Jerry and the hot Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mni the
hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
In the past we had done the top five beaches
in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Caroline Bay ended up number one. Controversially since shock waves
across Facebook. I know that the boomers in the Facebook
comments all boy, Well.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Things got real controversial the next week when the number
one river in the top five rivers in New Zealand
was the Leaf.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yeah, that's right in Duneda. The leaf, I know, one
of the dirty old leafs. A lot of people would
consider that a creek, then of the old leaf. Just
last week, in order to round out our pepe, we
went it's called Taranaki to Manga. We've now knocked all
of those off. We're thinking on lakes, we're thinking waterfalls.

(17:10):
I reckon This week we go a little bit more
abstract than that. Top five pet peeves what really grinds
your gears? Good to come in with on a Friday? Yeah,
people are tired. Can I start with one that? And
I know it shouldn't annoy me, but it really does.
I want off on the only person that that's really
annoys as if I'm going for a hockel walk or
a run, which I do most as, or even just

(17:33):
walking down the street and somebody stops, like say they've
got a dog that's sniffing something, or they bend over
to tie their shoelaces or something. Then they start walking
again just as you get to them, and you're now
just walking side by side.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
That does my head. Yeah, only person that, Well, no,
you got to find your space. I mean it's true.
You've got to find your pace, find your rhythm, find
your space. You can't be walking along at the same
otherwise you've got to start having a conversation with them.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Are we going to hold hands? Yeah? Yeah, you see
me coming. Just wait, you've already stopped. Just wait, let
me get a hit you and then we'll keep going.
And I think the real issue is there, I'm not
running fast enough to get away from you. You need to
put the foot down faster. That's true, that's up to you.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I've noticed a phenomenon in recent times which like it's
not that annoying, but I've noticed it as people on
their phones walking along watching things like why do you
why do you watch a movie while you're walking from
one place to another?

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Like why do you just walk?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
And and then they've got they walk into you. They're
watching the screen so much that they and there's a
narrow footpath and so you know, you've got to make space,
and they walk right in the middle whilst watching you know,
home alone.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Too, And it's like, what are you doing? Surely just
look at some houses. I don't know. I see people
walking out under the street all the time doing that.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
How time poor are you that you need to watch
home alone too? Why are you walking to work?

Speaker 3 (18:47):
I see people on the motorway who are watching like
full YouTube videos on the motorway. This is why I
would never drive a motorbike these days. It's not because
I would crash this because no one's watching every one
a crash to you. On that note, people in the
top lane on a like four through or four lane
motorway that are going slower than everyone else. You don't
just get to pick whatever lane you're in.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Well, people love that because they don't have as many
people in front of them.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
So their thing is every other country has figured out
the slower you're driving, the closer you should beat of
the turn offs. So if you're going, you know, get
if you're going in the top lane, it's only to overtake.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, if we go on to if we go on
too driving pit peeves, then we could be here for
like days. I reckon because everybody's got millions. And for example,
around my neighborhood, narrow streets and there's jutterbars and you
can only get one car through the jutterbar at a time,
and people who go through it that's all fine.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
But you always let people go.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
And if you live in the streets, you realize that
it's given take swings roundabouts.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Sometimes you'll get in, sometimes you won't. You got to
shoot the gap.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
But the worst is when you let someone in and
then they just drive past you, and it's like, hold on,
I'll let you in.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
You've got a wave, give us a wave. You've got
a wave. You know what, let's do driving pit pears
because I've got a million, and someone try to kill
me on the weekend. Just when you when they've got
right away and they stop and try and wave you through.
You have to treat them like a time traveling assess
and they've been sent back in time to try and
kill you. This was on a highway, so they had
they in theory, should have been going one hundred ks

(20:15):
an hour. They stopped in the middle of the highway.
We were at a stop sign and tried to wave
us through. No, it doesn't move, You're going to kill someone.
It's the same as people that wave pedestrians through. It's
like no, no, no. Petitions should wait for the cars to
be kiss and then they go, because you're going to
walk out and then someone else is going to clean
you up. What about people that don't get up to

(20:36):
one hundred k before they merge onto another road, so
they're trying to merge at about seventy k and then
they just cut you off. Gun have to speed you out.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Jeez, all right, driving pit Peeves?

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Is it driving? It? We ever moved off? Driving? Okay,
driving pit Peeve.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I've got a real thing about people who actually obey
those really really rubbish speed limits like thirty ks an
hour and actually drive it's like you're not actually drive.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
They just did the sign up.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
It's the Friday.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Top five is really going pit peeve top five pit
peece on the roads.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
We need to bring back the Friday good news Tomato
as the tonic for this. There's been so many tics
that have been coming through as well. Today's Friday top
fives is pit peeves, specifically driving pit peeves, those motorway
on ramp lights and people that stop for them when
there's no traffic. Who cares keep going totally one of
those people like use your common sense, Like if there's

(21:34):
lots of if there's a massive traffic built up on
the motorway, then okay, sure, then you use the But
if it's like still going read all the time and
there's no one on the just drive on the what
are you doing? People that drive nine kilometers and then
speed up to one hundred and ten in a passing lay,
especially between christ Church and tomorrow, grinds my giars. Oh well,
what about though?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Even worse, even worse, when you're in holiday traffic and
you've got like nose to tell holiday traffic. So you're
traveling on the open road and it's a passing lane,
coming up, and everybody's going nose to tail. Everyone's going
like seventy because you know, in one hundred k zone.
But it's because there's lots of traffic, so you're just
following along behind people mining your own business. A passing

(22:15):
lane comes up and then some absolute ahole steams through
in the passing lanel. It takes the entire you know,
one hundred k's of traffic that's just going back, and
then tries to get back and again like further ahead.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah, you don't think I wanted to do that. I reckon.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
They should put those people in jail. That person needs
to go to jail just a week.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
A lot of hate coming for people speeding up in
passing lanes. Aholeser have a discussion with someone they meet
in the supermarket while blocking the aisle with their trolleys.
People who don't use the whole on before merging. That's
usually b racers who just merge as soon as they
possibly can. Pit peas, it's batsman, not better.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
People who don't know that you keep lift unless passing
and go eighty in a one hundred k of the
right hand lane.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
All right, should we put the suck into bed? The Friday.
Top five Yep, let's do it. Number five people who
are based stupid speed limits around down.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Okay, look, if you can't if you can't drive fifty
around town safely in dry conditions and not killing ninj
just someone, then you shouldn't be driving in my opinion,
Like if you actually need to drive thirty on a
road to be safe, there's something heavily wrong with you.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Like, don't drive if you're doing your bus, just saying,
if you're doing less than twenty past the school bus,
put the foot.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Down for goodness sake, just don't. And if you're a pedestrian,
don't just walk out on the road.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
I mean that's really there. Stay off the road and
you won't get hit. Number four people that slow down
in tunnels. Why is the speed limit eighty in tunnels? Well,
this is what we were saying before. I presume it's
because should be faster. They're trying to prevent a pile
up in the tunnel. But you're not allowed to change
lanes wayless.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
That's the only person you got to worry about is
someone in front of you breaking to go down to
eighty ks an hour.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
And aren't we trying to stop pile ups on all roads.
I'd go exactly. The whole idea is to not have
an accident everywhere. Number three people who speed up in
passing lads, people who are driving like eighty or ninety
on a motorway and then yeah, yeah, and then all
of a sudden they turned into Liam Lawson when the
passing mine shows up. That's a real thing. The Number
two people who wait for the lights on motorway on ramps.

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Come on, man, there's no traffic in front of you.
Just go through it. There's no pedestrians there. It's not
like you're going to dad anyone. Just drive forward. And
finally number one one people.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Jerry in the night the Hodkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Time for about how to keep breakfast Mastermind yesterday's masterminds
off his eggs and Jimmy, who.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Was on his way to esh Burton to do some
sh felting, took away the prize. So we got fifty
huck up for grabs. And since we just talked to
Adam Durrett's the lead singer from Counting Crows to Today's
Master on topic is Crows, Matt is on the line
from Fundoday Morning. Matt, how are you yeah? Good mate.
How's fun at a today? I imagine easterly a little

(25:11):
bit cooler than over the last few days.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Yeah, definitely a bit cooler. Hopefully we get a bit
of crowd cover so we're not getting too much day
in us today.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yeah. What in this time of year? Gid chick? Matt?
What gearyan?

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Oh mate, we're on top gear at this time.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Of the year. Mate, we're picking and all of that
carry on.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
So so you were pretty much time off of this
at the.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Time of the when you work on an avocado farm,
I see.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Matt, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, just the.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Harvest, is it?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah, yeah, because he played out fucking in.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
That at the time of the year, bumper crop. He's
been pretty pretty good this this past year, Matt.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Is it true that avocado's only fruit every two years?

Speaker 4 (25:57):
There were some varieties through fruit every sek can you
but the normal hass that we will seems pretty you're
eating the hass. Yeah, it's no one. That's no one.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Should we get into yep, yeah, I'm sorry, not yet.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
We need to explain. Okay, five seconds as you five questions?

Speaker 7 (26:24):
Man, No, you already stuffed it up, just wrote all
the questions questions are so much fun.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Okay, well, we'll come back at the end of it,
but I think a bloody good point. Okay, neutral, I
reckon reverse. The forty five seconds five questions are going
to get pretty correct to one unless we stuff it up.
What we already have.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Prize today Topic mass Question one, Which Hollywood star is
co owner of the South Sydney Rabbit.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Oz Russell Crowe correct? What noise does a crow make
the car? Correct?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Who did Martin crow make two hundred and ninety nine
against them a test match Australia?

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Are all crows black? No? Correct? Anyway? It anyway you
would have gone to you. Good stuff, Matt, And for
anyone who wants to know the actual answers, what noise
does a crow make?

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
And which Elsie character is known for the phrase stone
the flaming crows? That's elf Stewart. Of course, good on you, Matt.
If you think you can do better than Matt, make
sure you give us a call on Monday. Man, he
would have won it. You could do any better than me.
I don't think you could either. I mean he would
have come back probably and got that other question correct
with Lanka. Yeah, heard Martin Crowe make two hundred ninety
nine against in a Test match. Yep, no doubt, and

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he would have got stun the Flaming Crows as well.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Hey, I'm having a lot here and behind us there's
the one present left in our bunnings five days of Christmas,
which means it could only be one thing. Yeah, it's
the Matador Spark four burner gast barbecue worth seven hundred
and eighteen dollars.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Jerry and Midnight, the Hodarkey Breakfast, Jerry and Mini, the
hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Chasing the Fox on tonight. It's going to be on
TV and Z and worryingly broadcast into Australia as well
as around the world. On his own You're commentating it. Yeah,
that's the worry and I'm commentating alongside g Lane, which
is even more worrying. So this is a real career
limiting experience for us.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Safe pair of hands Julane's how I've described Julaine a
safe pair of hands.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, that's right. So that's going to be going on.
So I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm more nervous
about commentating it, I think than I would be playing it.
You you playing it and you are playing it, You're
not expected to be good at it, you know what
I mean, you can step up onto the t and
duff it. I think there's probably going to be an expectation,
particularly from people who don't listen to the a sec
that the commentary is going to be good. I can't

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promise that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
The other thing is that you're slightly more exposed, whereas
the three bull ambros. I think that the biggest thing
that people get scared about, and I have been in
the situation a couple of times myself, is teeing off
the first T shot in front of about sixty seventy
eighty spectators.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yeah. So normally when you.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Tee off, even if you play golf at a club
and there's a and there's like fifteen people standing around,
or even gallery even year two groups, or maybe what
happens at Chamberlain Park when you're tea off there and
oftentimes it's a Gonga line, Yeah, the chambo conger. That
can be sometimes intimidating, and so I think for a

(29:53):
lot of people the first time they tee off in
front of people, that's quite freaking that and that that
but is a little bit scary.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah, that's why you.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Just think as many drinks as you can before you
go into that and therefore not lurrying the expectation by
yourself about how good that show can be. However, because
of the fact that it's only a six whole Ambrose format,
it's not like you have to be consistent over eighteen. No,
and it's not like you're going to have a blowout,
because the most embarrassing thing in golf really is when

(30:21):
you're on a middling kind of a handicap. Yeah, and
then and then you shoot an eight, you know, like
duffing chips and blowout hole suck.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
You'll be happy to know, Jerry that last year you
were rank outsiders to win and you're at thirty six dollars.
We were the outsiders. Yeah, no one was expecting you.
You're still the outsiders again this year, even more so though,
Team Media, which is you Bryce and Die Yep. Eighty
one dollars, yeah, eighty one. Well it was one hundred
and one, so I snuck a lazy ten on it.

(30:55):
One hundred and one. Yeah, I mean that's a grand.
That's a grand, that's right, plus the trophy.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I considered putting a HANDI on there because I thought
to myself, I will I will, I will work hard.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
To earn that ten thousand dollars. I'm I will do
anything I can to win that ten thousand dollars. What
are you willing to do? Well, that's what I mean, like,
I will do anything take out your opponents. I'll really focus.
The difference is this time around, you don't have Mark
Richardson who basically won it for you guys single handedly,
and Ryan Fox now has a partner. He's going to
be playing with Daniel Hilliet completely different. Yeah, it's a

(31:31):
completely different format. There's going to be the Who's her
this team team league. The Warriors got Wade Eggan, Shawn Johnson,
Sheel Harris Tavita, Christian Cullen's playing with Kieren Read and
Arni La Marpy.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
He's on a three I think Christian Cullen maybe a five.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Anyway, he's a very good golfer. As this the last
group to go around, has got Michael Campbell, Eric Murray
and Carlos Oldberg and the Minooka Doctor Legends team. Eric
Maza can hit it, yep. Michael Campbell goes all right
if her? Yeah, a very good short game Black Cats
Team Russ Taylor, Nathan McCallum, Mitch Santner, Ross Taylor. He
he can hit the ball a long way, but Mitch
santa is a particularly he's on a he's on a

(32:06):
plus something. Yeah, he hits the ball like three hundred meters.
And then Team Fox is in that same group, Ryan
Fox and Daniel Elliot, and then that is going to
be very very tough today.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Look, I'm there for this. I'm I'm there for the
charity part of it. I'm there too, I'm there to
help our charity. I'm also there for the social aspect.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Heyes, you're there to catch up with your old mate
John Key, who is in the same playing group as you.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Can't wait to catch up with Kesey. What kind of
he'll be choppering in Kezykezy, Sir, Sir John Kesey. Yeah,
he'll be choppering and Max is playing with him.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yep. And Cyril, what are you gonna? What are you gonna?
Are you gonna talk to Cyril about I've done a
bit of research on Cyril. Cyril lives in Darwin. Yeah,
Cyril's an Indo next week actually, and he's coming back
for rhythm and vine Cyril. Yeah, right, you thought he
was on the bag, Gay Cyril's not on the bag, right.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Actually, that's a good point. We need to give Zach acle.
Who is my caddie. I'm just yeah, you haven't heard
from him.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
No, I don't know what what's Zach's up to. Hopefully
he's still keen. Okay, So in summary, how you feeling
No pressure? I'm excited. No no pressure, no pressure, I
mean mixed yourself to win.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Hell no, I mean it's going to be I'm looking
forward to playing hopefully one good shot.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
One good shot. I'd be happy with that. Saving for
the six tea. That's the only one that's televised. Yeah,
that's the thing, and that's going to be into that easterly.
She's going to be.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Challenging Jerry and Miniah the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
We just received a text on three four eight three. Jesus,
can you please remind us about what summer rhythm is
and the best way to approach it from now on?
Summer rhythm? Ah, yes, yeah, the summer rhythm.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
So the summer rhythm is when the days of the
week changed to dates.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
So at the moment, you know, I don't even know
what the date is.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
No, I know what of the week it is, Yes,
so it's a Friday today, for example, I've got no
idea what I think it's the tenth or the eleventh
or something.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Man, the twelfth. There we go, it's the twelfth.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
But there's a certain time when you flip over from
dates to days of the week or days of the
week to date, so you only know what the date is,
and that for me comes on the twenty fourth of December.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yep, that's pretty easy to remember.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Then you know it's boxing down in twenty six and
then you start to countdown towards New Year's.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Eve, but you don't know what day it is. You've
got no idea. I also get quite angry when someone
tells me what day of the week it is. It's like,
this is my one chance of the year. Why are
you taking this away from it? Oh, this is the
summer rhythm.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, And so that means when when the summer rhythm
cocks in, because you know it happens because you it's
just in your mind. There's just a shift automatically at
that point. The first thing that happens is that you
relax the rules on day drinking. So that's the first
thing for me that happens after the summer rhythm kicks in,
and that has huge flow on effects.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
So we're no longer waiting for lunch, We're no longer
waiting for three or five, whatever arbitrary time you picked.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
No, it just you just go with the vibe. If
it's breakfast and someone suggests a champagne, you're into it.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
If someone you have a lot of champagne to breakfast,
not generally, but it's not for me. It's a bit
sickly in the morning. Yeah, what about a beer ball. Well,
that's for breakfast. That's an option. You know, you wouldn't
say no, is what you say no, You just don't
say no.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
But that has fly on a flex because if you
relax those day drinking rules, that means that you often
have earlier bedtimes. Yeah, so oddly enough, the bedtime comes
down for me all of a sudden, you be shit
because you've been drinking since eleven in the morning and
the sun and the sun just slowly, just just responsibly,
just replacing teas and seas and fears, Yeah, replacing your

(35:45):
waters with export ultra for example, and just hydrating yourself
that way. Then come nine forty five you're ready to
put the head down. And that means that you often
get up with the sun or maybe for me asleep
until six forty five am, like am sleeping. And then
that entry that starts up afternoon naps, So this is

(36:08):
the summer rhythm. With an afternoon nap, you end up
walking more places. So Shank's pony comes into it.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
You're getting the steps up, yeah, because why you're not
in a rush.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
You've got no reason to get somewhere quickly, take your time,
organize yourself so you've got more time at the top
of it, and walk there and then walk back. You
can't drive anyway because you're drinking. And then the other
thing is that you've got morning I do in the
summer rhythm, I have a morning.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Sunscreen application, Okay, so that for the day.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
That doesn't mean for the whole day does actually, So
those are my those are my that's my summer rhythm.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Is that because you're in the sun bed straight after that,
don't keep that thing alive.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
So to celebrate the fest of season.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
We want to help you get Christmas wrapped up in fat,
wrapping up this thing itself, because this is the last
one of these, that's.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Right, the five Days of Christmas, and actually ironically we're
unwrapping it, and so I guess it's not as the
suspense isn't as much. What number is someone going to pick?
Because there's only one number left and it's number six?
Should we? But it's going to be who do we
go to? Should we?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Should we add a bit of jeopardy and just say
that you've actually got to pick the right one that's
left there. I just just go through the lines until
someone picks the actual because.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
There is one left there. Yeah, there is present number left.
I just said it said, I just said it before.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
If if the first person can get it, Brent, good morning,
welcome to the show anyway, Good Brent.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
You've been listening to the show for six months. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
I change over from an overstation and then I'm stuck
with you guys. You're really good on the morning.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Gain No, Brent, thank you, jeez, that's lovely to hear.
What station was it? Oh, jonaan be body, John Ben,
I'm gonna go over there and tell them as well.
You guys heard from Brent lately.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Now, Brent, there is a very large gift here thanks
to Budding's trade left. It's a mat at all spark
for being against barbecue. It's worth seven hundred and eighteen dollars.
Do you know what present number it is?

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
I have a stab of say number six?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yeah, that is yours, Brent, Ah, Jonah and Ben could
never dream of it. Please, congratulations mate, have you got
a barbecue at the moment?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
I need a new one.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Out of all those guests, that was the one I
would have liked to run and maybe amazing.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Well, mate, karma, it's karma for listening to the Hurdecke
breakfast Brent.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
That's what happens.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, locked in now?

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah, good stuff, mate, Thanks very much for calling and
enjoy that Barbie the summer.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Thankful.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
There we go. He's locked in forever. Cost us seven
hundred and eighteen dollars. Right, Yeah, maybe this is a
new strategy we've been We might be able to knock
Hosking off. We can get enough barbecue, Biless. There's one
barbecue of time.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
This is the hid Brick Jerry and then the darchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
So the Chasing the Fox is on today at Royal Auckland.
I fired Mash, who was my caddy last year. He
was an absolute desire. I wanted him to be good.
He was an absolute disaster because what you want with
your caddy, the most important thing is that they that
they're there beside you all the time with your clubs.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
I mean that's bare minimum. Yeah, that's for me, that's
that's the most important. But he was sinking.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
He was sinking pass out the back before we went
on the course. I'm fine with that, that's fine. I
turned a blind eye to it as long as on
the course you're there with the bag. You know, you
got to be there with the bag.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
I heard he was on the course of the bag,
our bag, but not the right bag, right and so,
and he was nowhere near you as the issue.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
No, he kept ducking off into the bushes and it's like,
what are you, what are you up to?

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Where are you?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
I'm thinking he didn't even give me any any distances
or anything. I knew it was a pitching wedge into
the green for example on the first and I'm like
waiting for I want to have some practice on's on
I loosen up. I mean, I'm a dangerous stuff old man. Yeah,
I need to. I need to get those practice wings,
going to get the confidence.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
This is on the tea box. No, this is. This
is after the first shot. This is in the approach
to the green. He's not this is on the first
he's where to be seen. Well, i'll tell you what
if Art Green needed your golf clubs. He was in
Lark because they were right next to the He's.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Up there, and then when I spotted him, it's like, mate,
he's got the he's got the camera up, he's having selfies.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
He's he's got the high angle.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Worker, he's got a shirt off, and it's like, come on, okay, mate,
come on.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Anyway, he's been fired unceremoniously. You need someone that's a
bit more reliable.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Well that's why we found Zach. Now we've been trying
to get hold of the concern. The concerto is that.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
I haven't spoken to that. So we tried to rag
him off here just before it went through to the keeper.
Do we try and call him again? Can we give
him another go? Because at this stage I might be
carrying my own bags. If this doesn't work, we need
to ring the turtles and seef he's with her.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
Come on, Zach, come on, Zach.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Zack's a young man, and my concern is that he's.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Gone hard and gone Earler.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
It's the first of seasons, you have dialed, Yeah, it's
the first of season. I mean I remember I was
probably much like Zach at Zach's age. Yes, unreliable. You know,
when you're good, you're good, and then when you're bad,
you're bad.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
So in summary, you've replaced one with another. Well, I
thought he was. In fact, I should have known.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
I mean, he the reason he got the job was
because I said, look, i'm sex beer's deep, I'm on
the first team. I'm about to tee off. I've asked
you for a beer as a caddie. Would you deliver
me a beer? He said, yes.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Paul's on the line this morning. Good morning, Paul. Are
you going good?

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Mate? Good?

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Yeah, young Zack. You're trying to track him down, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Well he should be. He should be here at work
soon because one of our other one of the other
guys is doing in the same tournament as well, so
they're meeting in the car park and they're going to.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Uber out, okay, working this morning?

Speaker 4 (42:07):
No, no, no, they're just meeting it work here, yeah,
and then the year.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
So I'm worried.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
We're not answering because he's.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Hasn't landed the plane from last night. Is he not
land the plane type of guy?

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Paul, No, I don't think so. I don't think he's
got ed.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Okay, good, I'm really hang on.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
I'll just I'll just go through to the shopper at
the at Mount Wellington here and see. God, there's no
one here. I'll hang on. There's two of the guys here.
He might be in the car park.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Yeah, what's he doing in the car park? Just sort
of well, he in his car? Is it?

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Well, it's a possibility. I'll just see. He's supposed to
be two of the meeting here.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
But no, this is not looking good for me, Paul.
I got to say, what are you like carrying?

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Who's Yeah, I'm too busy. Yeah, I know, I know,
I can. I can guarantee you one hundred percent. He's
going to be there, mate, Okay, he's going with he's
going with Ivan and he's kidding for old John Key.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
So he comes here, comes Zach online seven.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
There has there, Zach, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
And he landed the plane. Zach, sorry he landed the
plane from last night?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Yeah, yeah, okay, because Paul's worried, sick about it. He's
looking all over the shop trying to find You're supposed
to meet Ivan in the car park about ten minutes ago.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
No, he'sy I don't know what he's done about.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
All right, Zach? So are you ready to go today?

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Yeah, I'm I'm already. I'm excited. How are you feeling?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Yeah, I'm very excited.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
I'm looking forward to it, and I'm hoping that you've
got all my distances sorted out.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Yeah for sure, Yeah, got all the ready as well.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Range find books will go. Yeah, boy, just be there
with the clubs when the needs and you'll be sweet.
No selfies with hot girls in the crowd, that's the
rules out. Apart from that, do what you want. Good
on your I look forward to seeing out there.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Awesome, well, mate, Jerry and.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Mini hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Sports chair with a CC head lane, brought to you
by Export Waltra the beer for here. Welcome out of
the studio.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Acc here, g Laine, you're gonna be commentating the chasing
the fox today, not commentating the cricket.

Speaker 6 (44:49):
No, well, I'm commentating the cricket right up until I
have to be at Royal Auckland and the Grange. And
then I'm choppering in Me and Keysy, you, Chris Key,
the real Keyzy, Sir John Key John and his NEPO.
We're flying in, choppering in choppering and land on the
sixth on the party hole. I'm going to get out

(45:10):
some sort of superhero wanders straight into the acc carra man,
call the shit out of.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
It to Captain Lizard. Yeah, get the.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
Lizards around, chop a couple of beers, offend a few
people globally, and then get on the chopping with.

Speaker 8 (45:22):
Keyzy and back up to Omaha.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Are your lizards falling out to Royal Aukland, don't you worry?

Speaker 6 (45:28):
Roll on the Grange has never seen lizards like it.
It's hilarious of people who don't know who. Royal Auckland
and the Grange is probably one of the winkiest courses
in New Zealand, run by and managed by a group
of boomers who and it's excluded. It's probably within the
poorest suburb of Auckland. Middlemore Hospital and yes, but but
what I got the most satisfaction of last year was

(45:50):
Petty Whippo played and I think that the tab team
last year. And there's a little old lady who stands
by the door where the real sour look on her face,
yelling at able to take their hats off, and the
protocol around golf. And one of the funniest scenes I've
ever seen is Petty Weepy walking in with a bucket
hat and red band gun boots and she.

Speaker 8 (46:11):
Was so triggered by it all, but she just overloaded.
She couldn't say anything. There was too much going on.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
She didn't get gum boots.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
Yeah, she called. I think she was close to calling
the police. That's how she was in the end. I
think they pulled her off the front desk and seat
just chill. I think today is going to be a
different day.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
We played, and so beforehand they let people go around
like corporates and stuff go around and play before the
chasing the Fox event, we played and I put my
tea in the ground on the first tee what about
an inch in front of the tea box, and they
had marshals on the tea box to make sure, I
didn't do it, and they were like, excuse me, can
you just move it back? Because all right, moved it back,
sliced it five hundred meters into the bush. I was like,

(46:55):
are you happy? Is that what you want? It's a
good it's a good day.

Speaker 6 (47:00):
It's when Royal Auckland and the Grange turns for about
ten hours and then it turns back into potentially the
most pretentious course in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Yeah, but because I don't think they realized when they
organized it the first time round that a big part
of it was the party, and so there was just
a bit of unsanctioned partying going on the lawn. This
time around, they've got a whole DJ playing.

Speaker 8 (47:20):
Yeah, yeah, you got Cyril, Yeah, Cyril's on the scene.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
He's playing with Jerry with me Cyril yes, stumbling in yeah,
me yes, me Kesey Senior, Keasey Junior.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yeah, and our team died media and then Cyril.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Are you the only one in your group that's not
a DJ? Oh, John k Maybe that's a good point,
John Ca get on the decks. John Key, can I
imagine him dancing?

Speaker 6 (47:44):
Actually, I think I'd rather listen to John Key on
the decks and his son really yeah, he played some
old classics.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
He hits a good golf ball, Max Key, Sure he does. Laney,
you worried at all about the fact that not only
is this going to be broadcast live into Australia, but
they've just signed a deal with the z Oonne meeting is
going to be broadcast all around the world.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
That's a great opportunity to turn out victory into a loss.
I think I've just got it.

Speaker 8 (48:05):
I can feel it in my bones.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
I can feel the opportunity in my bones to just
make a statement. I just make a not only make
a national statement, a global statement.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Make a name for this. You'll be happy to learn
then that my game plan for today because the wider
ends in me work. Christmas party is on, yep. So
I'm going to go down there and give the higher
ups a piece of my mind the work Christmas do.

Speaker 8 (48:27):
That's always a good thing to do.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
And then come and steam in mad at dirt to the.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
Maybe you just just to complete the triangokie, you go
and slap someone on the ass at the Christmas.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Party as well.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
That'd be good.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Who knows what's going to have about that? So that's
my preparation before disgracing myself in front of not just
our nation, not just Australia, but the world.

Speaker 8 (48:46):
And you know what, so you should I'm proud.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
I'm proud of you. I'll be so proud of you
as well, because.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
This is one of the great ways to get canceled,
not only on a local scale, but a global scale.

Speaker 8 (48:54):
And I'm going to embrace it. To be honest, if
I'm going to go down, it's going to be this.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
It's going to be this.

Speaker 6 (49:00):
And my hunch this week manterebe hanch I'm going for
teams she loves golf, paying nine bucks to win this,
to win the whole thing, only because I've got Amelia
Garvi's in their professional golfer.

Speaker 8 (49:11):
She's on the European Tour.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
She the dark horse.

Speaker 8 (49:16):
There's not a lot there.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
There aren't long holes. No, these aren't long holes. Is
I think a part There is only one part five
and the six two par threes.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
It's a part five that goes around the water. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
Look, I'm so that nine dollars. They've got vivlu in there,
who's back to back and using an amateur champion as well,
and Tanya Tarde, who's the trick shotter.

Speaker 8 (49:34):
She's in there as well, also on professional tour.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
So look, I think they're dark horses because I think
the rest of them might succumb to bears. They might
come to beers, and I think some pressure on maybe
some of the professionals as well to perform because those
teams have two professionals. You've got Nick Vokan Taka Golf.
Taka Golf will just be doing it for the content,
so he won't be really that focused.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Because Zuma Kaborian, Luke Kwan.

Speaker 6 (49:58):
They're quite there. There are day course as well. I mean,
then you've got Fox and Hill here.

Speaker 8 (50:02):
But I don't know.

Speaker 6 (50:02):
I just these are my nine dollars. It's worth a snuff.
So I've chucked my Hondy bonus on those lovely ladies. Unfortunately,
I was going to back Team Media.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
At eighty one bucks. Why wouldn't you back Team Media
at eighty one bucks? We've come down from one hundred
and one.

Speaker 8 (50:16):
That should be a thousand.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
It should be a thousand, should be you should be
I'm back, like, I mean, that's what they said last year.
Lane said that. Last year they said we couldn't do it.
They said that, and then what happened. What happened to
Mark Richardson? We we we won? You were there when
that is how Ambrose were at.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
Our sports book yesterday with the tab they said, team
Media is our worst result. If they win, We're going
to take an absolute bar.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
I'm putting money on myself. Don't worry about that.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
We did raise that as well as like in the
players bet on themselves and they let that through the
keeper of the tab. They said us, that's not us
for up to us. It's obviously an unsanctioned it's not
PGA to a event. But we can't say if they
can or they can't. It's it's just a vibe.

Speaker 8 (51:00):
You can, I think, because like you, I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Bet on yourself, it's not it's bidding against it problem.

Speaker 8 (51:05):
Yeah, yeah, that's you know.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
I was also doing.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
But you're not going to be a contenter. You can't
bet on you guys coming last. Unfortunately those be playing
a dollar that's unbackable.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
I mean, if someone wants to give me sort of
five thousand dollars just to perform poorly, I'm happy to
do it.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
You don't need to underperform, you don't need five thousand
dollars to perform. That's true.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
Hey, cricket today could be over. Today could be over.
The West Indies two down for twenty four. Couple of wickets,
so just before the break last night there's still fifty
odd runs behind, so we could have the finish of
the day's play today potentially. Well that's ideally for me
because I can call it before the lunch break, Chopper
out with Kizy, call the chasing the fox and then

(51:48):
just suffering moan jocks tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (51:50):
A massive hangover.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Okay, we'll concentrate you two. I need you to concentrate
on that big, big day for you two.

Speaker 8 (51:56):
What's the worst thing we can do?

Speaker 3 (51:58):
So? Like?

Speaker 6 (52:00):
What so much stuff we mentioned last year? We mentioned
Hitler and bin Laden last year on the commentary.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Yep, I think, but you'll try and you'll find something new.
There's always that you can always go lower.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Yeah, I think Lundy's on the card this week.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
Well he's on the loosening.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Oh you're true. It's a bottomless pet.

Speaker 8 (52:18):
He's allowed to do media too, so she get him
on the commentary.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Apparently he's going to.

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