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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hiderchey Breakfa show, find the Perfect gift idea and
nail Father's Day this year with Bunning's trade.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You're listening to the poor Boy from.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The South, Manaya, the rich boy from the City, Jerry,
and the dirty PERV from the Birds.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Rude Welcome along with the Hidarchey Breakfast Thursday, the twenty
eight of August twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
The nicknames are getting out of control. Jerry, poor boy
from the South, the perf from the Birds, the flow controller,
the support host, the main host, Princess Laya.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's all getting out again, the Princess lay This morning,
I walked down. I'm wearing a T shirt. Yes, I
mean that's seven point out degrees. It is quite falmy. Yeah,
walk down wearing a T shirt. I thought, you know what,
it's just about spring. Spring is just about sprung. In fact,
I think it springs on Monday.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Spring has not yet sprung because the grass is not
riz and I still wonder where the flowers is. And
until until all that happens, it will not be spring.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I think they call it meteorological spring.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, but until I'm dancing a Marndy's around the maypole,
it's not spring anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Came in this morning in a singular T shirt one
and Princess Leiah, Yes woman ng the phones and studio B.
She has four four and one of the jackets that
she's got on is definitely you would take to Antarctica, yes.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
And then underneath the the ernest Sheckleton is that his name, yes,
urban explorer. And then underneath that there is a denim
jacket into a gray hoodie into what I presume to
be a wife better underneath that, and then that's four.
Now this morning that she we pulled, I put into
the parking building. I saw she was in a gray hoodie.
(01:35):
She got into the lift. Bug it off. I come
up the lift. I walk across the road, and from
behind the pub across the road, an unhoused gentleman came
out in a gray hoodie. And I thought it was
Zoe trying to scare me.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It turns out.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
It turns out it was an unhoused gentleman. It was
holding a plastic bottle.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Was he asking for coins?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Nah?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I was like Jesus, man, I'd just jump out in
front of people like that. Oh sorry man, and just
puzzled off a throad. Anyway, stay saf about that.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
So then hold on. So Zoe shape shifted into an
unhoused man, and then she shape shifted back into a
twenty one year old intern slash.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
All for Instagram views. Jerry, what's this world come to?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Impressive Jerry and Mini the Huriarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That is living color, cold personality on the Hidocky Breakfast
moment it's past six one of.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
The worst sort of outros to radio song of all time.
Like it's great on the album, but you know when
you're just desperately, you know, because Jerry, you're a coiled
spring when these songs are finished. You know you're waiting
to be released by the starters, blocks and so, and
to be held off by whatever American president that was.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, I'm down on my hands and knees. Yeah, I've
got my thumb and my first finger just pushing right
up against the line, right at the edge. I got
my butt in the air. I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Handstrings are tense. And then to be cucked by Eisenhower
little whoever that go?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah? Who was that?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I feel like Kennedy? For instance, The next song, Jerry
is the one I Love by Arim You you show
us how this is done? Man, here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's Arim, the one I love. Yeah, that's that's a
slightly different outro because it's slower on the way out.
It just requires a gentle slow out of the gates,
whereas I thought that living color, cold of personality, you've
got to go fast.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Arian's almost like a rolling start, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It's more like a fifteen hundred meters or like.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
One of the what do they call them when the
PACs are behind the ute and they've got the big
gate and they're already rolling before they start.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, harness raised, Yeah, Yeah, that's one of those.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Hey, I'm a something hit my elgo last night. Actually,
Jerry and I've just found out that you actually did
a story on seven sharp. It is the story of
Leonardo da Pinci, the cat that's been terrorizing in New
Zealand town.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Cats are known for bringing unwanted things home, like mice
or birds, but Leo or Leonardo depend she to give
him his full name, is a bit different. He's literally
a cat burglar with a preference for high end fashion.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Where did you get those?
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Where did you get those?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
What have you got?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Where do you think you're going with that.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
The feeline filter is the terror of his Auckland, New
Zealand neighborhood, raiding clothes lines and bedrooms for expensive items
such as silk boxes, wool socks and cashmere jumpers. His
owner says, the neighbors very understanding, but she's getting tired
of returning the purloined goods.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh great pan there at the end of the pearloin
goods that originally featured on Sieven Chap that story, Leonardo
da Penci I.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Saw that mendas the foreign news media love getting onto
Steven Sharp finding out what you guys are reporting on.
Remember when mel came in and she was saying, that's
exactly what they did. They just searched seven Sharp for
dumb shit.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, she's been awarded. I mean she's got she's got
Australian what do they call it, an Australian the logi
Logi she got a lurgie for basically distilling Stephen Sharp
stuff off and then saying, look how stupid people are
in New zealo And.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
So I don't know if it's a coup huck my
own loogie. I'm wrapping it off now that has happened
to me my cat Moose. When we used to live
in a block of flats, he used to do the
exact same thing. He would bring all sorts. My missus
has got videos of him bringing tennis ball if he
dug up a tennis ball out of the backyard and
brought it up. We were up posite a flight of
stairs and the second story and the cat brought a
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tennis ball in. He brought napkins in from the cafe
that was next door, And one day we were over
there having brunch and we're like, how's it all going.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Here's good.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Good. One of the neighborhood cats is shitting in our
garden here and I don't know which one it is,
and we've got like a pile of napkins that our
cats brought in from his cafe.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
We're like, yeah, no, no idea, man, hey.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Good luck.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Though.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Then we had a couple moving next door to us,
and they took to putting their clothes horse out on
the on the front stoop and earing out their clothes
on them. Moose would steal anything that was on the
on the bottom row of the clothes horse, which was
often socks and underwear women's underwear. The first time it happened.
I came home and there was just a pair of
(06:04):
lacy knickers on the floor.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Of the lounge, and I was like, what's been happening here?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
But then I was like, I can't be seen to
be going and putting giving the underwear back. I said that.
I was like, well, I'm gonna have to wait till
the missus gets home, and she's gonna have to take
it back over to the neighbor. There's gonna be questions,
but there's gonna be questions with the missus gets and
I'm gonna have to be like, well, the cats. You've
actually made a really good point, because I think people
think that the cat is getting things, particularly like like Pussi,
(06:35):
for example, our Burmese cat. She was very undies focused.
But again it was off the bottom of clothes horses.
It's because undies are on the bottom of clothes horse
shirts at the top.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You proudly put them up the top of the undies.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
No, yeah, exactly, although one day most did bring in
a full men's button down shirt up a flood of stairs,
which was very impressive.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Okay, you need to record that because ITV News would
love that story.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I've got them. I've got them all, okay. But so
the thing we obviously I can't I can't go and
knock on the door and hold some guys missus Undy's
in my hand and be like, oh, you lift him here.
That's what we used to do is because we had
a sheer driver that went past it. I would wind
the window down and as we took off, I just
bffed them out of the window.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Looked like falling off. I think with Leonardo Depenci, I'm
pretty sure everybody knows that it's Leonardo de Pency that's
taking the stuff, and they've got a whole burn. Yeah,
and then I think they put it out. They've got
a special Facebook group that everybody been. Yeah, everybody knows
about it in the neighborhood and people just come around
once a week and grab this stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Great cover if you find out that Leonardo Depenci's owner
has actually been stepping out on his partner and this
has been the greatest cover.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Of all time. Bossedly. It's a particular breed too, for
some reason, that's like a Siamese tong Canese mix, the Easecats,
the Burmese, the Tomkinese, the Siamese I don't really see
the world through that Linz during Sure you know.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Jerry and Midnight the hold I keep breck.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
The history of yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, timar ru is.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
It Drake, no man.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
We've talked about it as well Smith, but it doesn't
sound like Will Smith today.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Will sound the same to me. Today is say Thursday,
the twenty eighth of August twenty twenty five. Oh, by
the way, just anyone that freaked out about their father's
day liner that Jerry just read then like I did,
It's next Sunday.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, don't worry, Mory's still got plenty of.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Well, well, we'll remind you next week. I think that
is one of the very one of the few services
we can provide on this radio shows, give you your
heads up when you're about to miss a milestone. I
can't do your parents' birthdays, but shared birthdays we can do.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
On this day.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
In eighteen thirty seven, pharmacist John Lea and William parents
lose their minds and decide to manufacture Worcestershire sauce, and
in a move that would never happen in twenty twenty five,
if you invent a new product, then you're trying to
go viral. You're trying to get your sales up. The
first thing you would have looked at and got is
the name on Now I'm can spell that, man, How's
(09:02):
anyone going to search that on the internet.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Well, why is it called Worcestershire sauce when it's WARSI
ster sure.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, I blame Shakespeare. It was originally a recipe brought
back from India, but their first batch was so strong
killed them. No, it was leaved in a cellar. When
they rediscovered it months later, it had fermented into the
tangy rich condiment we know today.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, so good in soups. Great and a vegetable soup.
Worcester sauce, Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
As a kid, there's a square in christ Shitch and
you'll forgive me for misremembering his name, but there's a
Worcester Street that comes off it and a Gloucester Street
that comes off it. Yeah, and as a kid, extremely
beneficial for my spelling. Yeah, I attribute a lot of
my spelling prowess to Gloucester Street and Worcester Street and
whatever that square is there.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, Worcester sauce loomed large over people of my age's grandparents.
Yeah right, they were. They basically constructed in typhos around.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Was it just an lard? Was it just hard an
occasion to say Worcester shit and explain to other people
that you know what that is and how to say, well,
it just became.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Liam Pearance, didn't it passes the lee imp Pearance. Oh,
is that what it was? Yeah? Yeah, it was always
called Liamparence. Way easier to say on the stand.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
In nineteen ninety and three, the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
premiered on US TV.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Go Go Power Rangers. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It became a worldwide craze to the nineties and beyond.
We got the Your Toys video games Endless spinoffs actually
banned on Free to Your TV in New Zealand from
ninety four until two thousand and believe it.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Hey, it wasn't filmed in New Zealand, was it?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
But that's the ironic thing. Eventually it started being filmed
in New Zealand after getting banned here.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I met one of the Power Rangers once, Yes, Jason Hoyt.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
What Jason Hoyt was what I think he was one
of the Power Rangers at one point, or at least
he was on Power Range.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Well it wasn't Jason Hoyt. I was a Red Power Ranger.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I think every New Zealand actor has been on Shortland
Street and Power Rangers.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
The Red Power Ranger used to do quite a lot
of work at late night. Caroad barsh okay a lady
or a man man?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Was he Mighty Morphin at that stage?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Was he?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Was he in the red suit?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Is? Certainly his jaw was going a Sunday.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Three years later, nineteen ninety six, after watching a binge
watching the first three seasons of Mighty MORPHM Power Rangers,
Charles and Diana divorce after fifteen.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Years of marriage.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
They got married in a fairytale wedding watched by an
estimated seven hundred and fifty million people worldwide in nineteen
eighty one. Never caught that Did catch your funeral? Diana
and Charles announced their separation in ninety two.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Do you think missus Parker Balls was a factor in
the breakdown of your marriage?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Well, there were three of us in this marriage, so
it was a bit crowded.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh worse, could have been four.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Could have been five. By June nineteen ninety six, the
Queen urged the couple to divorce. Diana received a settlement
of around twenty million pounds plus an allow so she
would not get to spend any of that because they
offer in a tunnel. She also retained her apartments at
Kensington Palace in the title of Princess of Wales.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, but also her family, the Spencer family worth a
lot more than the Royal family. Oh are they so? Yeah? Absolutely,
I think I'm pretty sure. I read the other day
that the boys, you know, William and Harry stood to
inherit more from the from the Spencer side of the
family than they did the Royal side of the family. Right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I have a long running theory that the British Royal
family are just the Kardashians for old people. They act
pretty good, they don't matter, they're wealthy, they're trying to
exploit you, and it's just reality to there.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah. I've been going deep on the Duke and Duchess
of Windsor. I've just finished a bock on them. Did
they mention the time I drove onto their drawbridge at
Windsor Castle? No, they didn't mention that. They mentioned a
lot about the fact that they were colluding there with
Hitler during World War Two behind the backs of the
British government. Very interesting times.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
One's Prince Andrews see the Duke of anything the moment.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
He's the Duke of York, isn't he He's the Duke
of York.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
No, I think I think he's been stood down from all.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
But I think he still keeps his Duke of York titles.
But he's been everyone doesn't want to know him. Yeah, right,
fair enough. I think it's the Duchess of York is.
And they used to call her the Duchess fur Delicious, Yeah,
because she was a little bit on the on the
slightly larger side, so they called her the Duchess of Pork.
She looked.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I mean she's up on stage at the Black Eyed Peas.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I think she was in great shape. Twaine born on.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
This day sixty years ago. For anyone that really struggles
with reading my name, every now and then someone will
really just have a meltdown and decide that they're not
going to be able to read it, and I just
tell them Manaia Twain and then they get it straight.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Away with the silent h And whenever I used to
walk into the boning room.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
The phrasing works. They were saying, what the boning room?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
What happens in there? You don't want to know.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Sheg a birthday wish and I toWin as Jack Black.
I got a copy This is how I Am. I
got a copy of How Young I Am this album
without my parents, either of my parents knowing. And I
used to would you want to come round? I've got
the Tenacious D album. There was a whole thing about
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doing mushrooms, and there's a whole song about getting lost
in a cave and making a map and going through
the drive through.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Oh yeah, I suppose it's slightly body ballaced. Yeah, it
was a little bit like the Kevin Bloody Wilson or
the Rodney Road. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Two thousands, and if you if you're a teenage kid
in the two thousands, it's like, oh my god, I've
found that someone else has got a copy of Jackass. Yeah,
someone who's got the South Park movie. These are the
things that, oh yeah, really got us going in anyway.
That is the history of yesterday Today. It's my Timaru
for Thursday, the twenty eighth of August twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Jerry in the Night, the holdy breakfast time for.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Your later sport headlines thanks to export Ultra the beer
for here. Doctor Doug King, a professor of neuroscience at
aut is adamant that professional rugby's concussion stand down period
needs to extend from twelve days. He says research in
the case twenty eight days is required before athletes return
to training. The issue has resurfaced with the death of
New Zealand rugby storewat Shane Christie, aged thirty nine, who
(15:20):
suffered from symptoms related to head trauma during and after
his career.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, horrible story. I think that sort of shook everyone yesterday,
didn't it? Yes, gone too soon? Yeah, interesting and this
is a big issue. This is a huge issue, huge
issue for rugby and it will be very interesting to
see how they deal with it.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Well he was mates and played with a guy who
I grew up with, Billy John Gotton, who passed away
a few years ago and donated his brain to science
and was the first think New Zealand athlete to be
diagnosed with CTA. Because you can't at the moment, you
can't be diagnosed with it until you know after they
can examine your brain. Yes, and Billy and I used
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to open the for the wayman, he probably under thirteen's
under fourteen.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Did you happen the bowling with those googlees? No?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
No, no, no, No cricketing coach to New Zealand's going
to let a kid bowl spin in an actual game.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You know what I mean? Right? Good?
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I was military medium top of off in length, immaculate
line length in there, and then Belly was just absolutely
lightning from the other end.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh that's a good person. That good person to have.
If you are military medium top of off, you want
someone that's scaring people at the other end.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Say what, it was the only way I could bowls
knowing all right, if I have a bad over, Belly's
going to come in and clean these guys out.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
Well.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Also, if they're scared, you see, they'll start mate to
They'll start taking calculated risks against you. Again, Jimny Falcatz,
I think that's how I got them. Co captain Mitch
Barnett and halfback Luke Metcalfe have been at Warrior's NRL
League training this week oh as a side prepares to
host the Eels tomorrow night. Both are out for them.
Oh what Yeah, are out this season. Amazing. What is
(16:49):
that headline?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
But wait for the next bit, Jerry, The next BET's
the most interesting, but read.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Coach Andrew Whosa says Barnett was on the exercycle watching
like what he's watching training.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Under the exercycle.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Man.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
The Ills better hope that this game doesn't go to
triple overtime and we're forced into an exercycle off because
they are screwed.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
You got me interested because they're there at training. You
knew that they're not coming, They're.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Not playing, not playing, They're out for the season.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Okay, So the headline should say, just so you remember
and are aware, Mitch Barnett and Luke Metcalf will not
be coming back for the rest of.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
The season a year. Basically, That's what it says to me.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Wow, the second half of twenty twenty six, I don't
know if they'll be back at the start.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Nah, they're back, man.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
They see ls are tough and the United States captain
Keegan Bradley has decided the best way to win back
the Rider Cup is to leave his golf clubs at home.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Tough, tough option.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
He's filled out his twelve man roster with six captains
picks and opted against including himself. Instead, he's opted for
a pair of rookies, Cameron Newing and Bing Griffin. Can
you do that?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I did not know you could do that.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
It's the captain of the Rider Cup.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
So obviously the captain of the Ryder Cup gets to
pick his team, and I think a certain amount of
them are picked for him. It's like a certain amount
of points, and then they make up most of the team,
and then the captain gets to make another couple of
picks or something like that. I did not know that
the captain could not pick himself.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
So he's just going along. It's just spending some time
in the nineteenth whole.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
So why the hell would you not make Tiger?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
What's you kept it every year then?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
And not play them, but just have Tiger out.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
There because he does he's problematic at the nineteenth Yeah,
and cocktail bars.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Cocktail Bars, Jerry and Mian nin the Hotiarchy breakfast.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Last night, in my wake time, while I couldn't get
to sleep, I browsed the deep threads of Reddit, which
I am and want to do every now and then.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
That'll help you sleep.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Ridd it is read it for those of you who
don't know rid Its like a social media where basically
people just post. It's only text. There can be some
images in there, but it's basically like a message. Remember
message boards back in the late nineties early two thousands. Yeah,
that's basically what it is. And I find it helpful
because people can upvote or downvote things, so someone as
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a question you'll often end up with like good, oh,
hey my TV, I can't connect this cable to it
or something.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You got to read it.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
And because instead of just randoms messaging, people can uplote
it downvote so you can see what I've actually been
using it to help plan my upcoming holiday as well,
like you, Yeah, to try and find reviews that are
actually written by people, because you know, you go on
the website for a hotel and the hotel's paid five
hundred people to write some bullshit.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Trip advice is a tricky one now.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Anyway, there's a lot of conspiracy theories and shit on
read it as well. Anyway, I was on there last
night and I came across this three that said the
most delightful New Zealand celebrity or well known person you've met,
seen or interacted with and it's got three million comments
underneath it to seventy three comments underneath it. And I
scrolled through every single one of those two hundred and
(19:46):
seventy three comments, and I was looking for your name, Jeremy,
most delightful New Zealand celebrity or well known person you've met, seen,
or interacted with. You didn't come up. You'll be happy
to know you didn't come up, which means one of
two things. That even means that you are not a
New Zealand celebrity or well known person, or you are
(20:09):
not delightful. Some of the names that came up often
were Susie Cato, Brett McKenzie, Jermaine Clement, those kinds of people.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Jon Olomu, I'm just looking here. Jason Gunn seems to
feature Jason Gunn. Yeah, I can. I can attest to
Jason Gunn being a lovely New Zealand celebrity. I have
met him a number of number of times. Lovely guy.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
He of all people, seems one for one, like what
you see on the TV is what you see when
you meet him.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, he really is. He really is. He brings Jason
Gunn everywhere he goes.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah, that's right. I mean he was going to be
Jason Gunn whether he was selling carpet or whether he
was on TV. A lot of love for Die Henwood
on there as well, fair John Campbell.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Surprisingly, there's a bit of love as well for Mike Puddu.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
A bit of love for meeting Mike Puddu in the
smokers area.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Cliff Curtis, Yeah, you mean my second cousin, Cliff Curtis?
Is that what you mean?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Your second cousin?
Speaker 4 (21:00):
My mum's cousin, which would make him my second cousin.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
What when was the last time he saw him?
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I believe never.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, I believe that that that is known as mona munching.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, but I'm just having a look here at some
of the other New Zealand celebrities. Alien weaponry, Yeah apparently
great guys. Okay, there's a lot of John camp John Campbell,
a lot of John Campbell's people that live next door
to John Campbell. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
I used to live a few houses down from John Campbell.
Can assure you the man is a genuine, kind, warm
and as loving as he comes across on TV.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
He's a real one.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Calele Clark looked after my drunk cousin three hours at
Northern Base.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Hey, look something that I did on TV that I
came up with features here. Yes, Jason Gunn. People are
talking about how he's lovely, in engaging, funny, warm hearted,
and someone else put him doing Jason's Tenneyhouse. Gave me
a clue that he was a GC.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
What was jason Tennyhouse was a sketch that I came
up with on our show Heaven years ago where Jason
Gunn ran a Tenney house and it was a show
and we ran it like a like a sitcom, and
it looked was shot like a sitcom, and Jason was
running a Tenney house.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
And he was like, was he like ironing in the hallway?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
And someone came to the door or something like that,
and I think, if I'm right, John Rowles came to
the door and asked for some puck alul laul, which
was the Hawaiian the islands so called it. Puk a
lul laul is what he said. And actually the reason
that he did that because I remember the idea of
it me and the old Hebo thing gonna be funny
(22:29):
if Jason, because at the time the rumors were that
Jason Gunn was a massive stoner. He's not. Well, it
turns out he wasn't. But his eyes always looked quite
red and quite wasted on on the son of a
gun show. And he was just funny. And people thought, well,
he's funny and he's loose. He must be stoned. But
he's just like that. And we were flying somewhere overseas,
(22:50):
me and the old Heather were going somewhere and we
were flying business class because it was some fancy trip
that was pat in those days airlines used to give
away quite a lot of if he is for things.
It was paidful by New Zealand. And we're in business
cuss and there was there was a seat beside us,
and we'd seen Jason Gunn and the corry lounge and
we said to the to the personal side us, we're
(23:10):
flying back from LA and we said, Jason Gunns and
economy class. He's a lovely guy, and there's a seat here, surely,
And so they went down. The hostess went down and
grabbed Jason Gunn and then gave him the seat, and
so he flew business guss back and they said it
was because these guys mentioned it, and so he said
I owe you at that point and we said, oh yeah, sure,
(23:32):
and then we put that away. Can't you remember that
business class for you? And I remember him just going okay, brilliant.
So yeah, John Campbell though, super friendly guy, super.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Friendly Jerry, and then they breakfast.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
It's time to get on the paper. This is fast
becoming one of my favorite moments of the day.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Well, let me me ruin it for you then, Jerry,
because today we're going to have to address something that
we've not addressed on this show. I'm sure every other
radio station around the country, around the world has addressed it.
In fact, the President of the United States has addressed it.
We need to this morning because the number one headlighter
is love, marriage and everything else. So swift fans ecstatic
(24:20):
engagement news right underneath that. Is it a coincidence that
there is an espresso machine from Harvey Norman looking for
a winning gift for someone Sen Taylor an espresso.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Machine, a Brevel Duel boiler. I always find it interesting
how people can get so excited about something like an engagement.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I think that so it's the other part. The other
one that gets me is people heaping pressure on people
to have kids. Okay, so when I need that kid
picked up from school, you're gonna help out with that.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You should have to sign some kind of contract, yeah,
that when that kid's sick.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Speaking of contracts, yes, I don't know how much you
know about Taylor Swift. She's had a long, an extensive
history of boyfriends. Yes, she's written many a song about them. Yes,
funny enough, she's actually got an album coming out very shortly.
The NFL seasons about to kick off, Great Power. How
long do you reckon the prenup was that she made
(25:15):
Travis Kelcey sign. Hmm, it'd be super interesting, it would
be extensive.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
That's the most interesting thing about the engagement. Yeah, do
you sign that before when you get engaged? Or do
you sign that upon marriage? Oh? I don't know, well,
neither of us. We're both on wit ruder. When did
you sign your prenup? Ruda?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
I've been married twice. I don't think I signed a
prenup time.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Even after you got taken to the cleaners that first.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
I mean, would I say to the cleaners no, yeah,
just a little bit of maintenance was done, No, no
need to just because.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Love was there.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Man.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Well, that's the thing. It's like, you've got a great
point on contracts and who you enter into contracts with you.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah. Absolutely, And for me, the reason, part of the
reason that I'm not married is because to me, you
only sign contracts with people that you don't trust. Yeah, banks,
your work, mortgages, Yeah, work contracts. It's like that defamation.
So you've gotten front of the courts. That's yeah, yes,
that's about that. But it's people that you don't trust. Otherwise,
(26:16):
why would you have to sign a contract exactly, sign
a contract with human right now?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Well, it's a bad it's a bad way to start
off for a relationships. You're like, look, the rest of
our lives, death to us, part sickness, health, all that.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Love it, love it, love you.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
If you ever leave.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Me, here is exactly.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Here is exactly what I'm going to do.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
But if you're a billionaire, I don't know. This is
an interesting text. I don't listen to how to c
to listen about this Taylor sweat ship.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Well, if you were listening, that was the first thing
I said. Everyone else would have been saying this, we've
got to address it. Look, we wouldn't be doing our
jobs as top radio DJs. If we didn't address the
biggest theories in the world.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
What's on the back page.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
On the back page is more coffee machins, Oh, topics
for Dad, which again is not this weekend next it's
weekend after Father's Day. So yeah, that's what's on the
paperwork today. And please send in a bit more feedback
about what you don't listen to radiohurtache for.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Coming about to see. I'm excited about this. You've found
a random supermarket receipt. I assume that you found it
on the ground. Well, funnily enough, Jerry, it was actually
in the trolley, okay, And we're going to go through
it line by line.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
And I've got a bit more to say on Taylor
Swift as well, so I get your texts in around
that subject.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Another one's coming, Jerry and.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Mini The hold I Key Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight The
hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I can't wait for this, man, Yes, wait for this.
I'm so excited.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I knew you'd love this, Jerry, And this is why
I wanted to do this. You know, it's important to
keep the relationship fresh and surprising partner every now and then.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It's not about both.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Bringing fifty fifty. It's about both trying to be the
person bringing sixty to the other person's food. And to
that end, when I was doing my grocery shopping on Tuesday,
my grocery shopping at not an air pack and say,
wistcape break up the geopoly, I noticed at the bottom
of the trolley that I pulled out.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
You know, well we.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Often talk about remember someone texted, and why is there
always a littus leaf at bottom of the trolley? Yeah,
well there was in this one. I lifted that lettus
leaf up and underneath was a receipt for someone's groceries.
Oh okay, And so I thought, you know what, you know,
who would you know? Who would love this?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I thought it you g thank you.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I was like, let's bring this, let's bring this to
the country.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
And you okay, can you can you go straight to
the bottom for me? Yep? Firstly, go straight to the bottom,
and could you please tell me the total spend for it,
because it's not a massively long receipt.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
No, it's not seventy eight dollars seventy.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Eight okay, seventy eight seventy eight, So nice number.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Well that suggests to me that this is not a
weekly shop, because weekly shops these days you are lucky
to coming under two hundred bucks. And that's only for
two of us.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Some people are likely to come under two thousand. What
no money being silly, big big grocery bell nowadays.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Oh and you look at your grocery, you look at
your trolley, and you're like three hundred bucks for that?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
What did I even?
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I got nothing because I'm you know, trying to eat
a bit healthier, So there's nothing fun in my shopping basket.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Well, what about the crap month that you have to
go and buy razor blades if you don't but you
don't shave, so you have to worry you've got to beard.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Here's this is the this is the impact of the
global financial crunch. Is I have to have a beard
because I can't afford razors? Mate, I don't know what
they are. I feel like they're sixty bucks. I know,
I feel like the sixties.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
But they'd be bloody expensive.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
What about once every few months when all of your
things are up for renewal, you know you've got to
You've got to get a new deodorant, You've got to
get a new you've got to get new shavers, you've
got to get you know, dish, you know, laundry powder
and that kind of stuff that you don't buy every
single week when it all it's on that one week.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
But there's something we're going on with razors, because why
does the razor thing itself cost nothing? But there's a
lot of technology in that, but the actual blades. Yeah,
there's that's a scam. Now we need to look into
like printer ink.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Would you like to know what the printer ink is?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
The same scam?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
But open in that.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Interestingly, before we even get into what they bought, there
is a there is a thing written on the receipt
at the top that says kick a stress that overwhelmed.
Call the text one seven three seven for a free
cordedor really oh yeah, okay one number one seven three
seven free corditors if you want, or three four eighth
(30:39):
three also free corded.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Okay, all right, we'll have to text or call.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
We can't call, Are you sure you can't?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Well as as you can.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Okay, do you guys want to know us to do
that next? Anyway? Do you guys want to know what
they bought?
Speaker 7 (30:54):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Yes, yes, organic rice cakes. No added cell one hundred
and ten ground. That's two dollars seventy.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Nine organic rice cakes. Yeap, mail make the difference, isn't it?
Thank God they're organic dishwashing liquid already I'm judging this person. Yep,
dish washing liquid. Bucks, what type.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
M slash fresh d slash wash liquid? Limited editions, limited edition.
There's not meadow fresh as it.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
No, they don't make surely, they just make milk.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Someone's screaming at.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Their radio right now.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Sorbent white thick long eight pack six ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Toilet paper? Toilet paper? Is that on special at six
ninety nine?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Six ninety nine? Seems a good deal, ins it? It's
salmon steaks thirteen dollars twenty three one steak?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
You would imagine thirteen twenty three? Okay? Has it got
a kilogram? Has it got a kilogram?
Speaker 3 (31:45):
This doesn't know, just thirteen dollars. Broccoli two dollars ninety nine, Yeah, okay?
Two times telegraph cucumbers, yeah, two dollars each has four dollars.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
They're on special at the moment. They were pushing seven
bucks recently.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
No, you don't want to buy them out of season?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
No, you don't curly green kaleet nine.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Okay, I know what type of person. I'm definitely painting
a picture of this person.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Mandarin imported. They got one point two kilos at four
dollars each. That's four dollars eighty eight.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Bad form, buying out a season, buying fruit from another
country out of season, bad form.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Now we get into our pizza ingredients. Pam's Tomato cherry
tomatoes two hundred fifty grams six ninety nine, Chicago Many
Pizza Barbecue chicken bacon one hundred and fifty grams. That's
a dollar ninety nine. Yep, Chicago Many Pizza Meat Love
one hundred and fifty grand. There's two dollars, and then
there's a discount applied to that. That's taken ninety eight
cents off. Okay, PAMs green Beans whole baby green beans
(32:38):
three dollars nineteen Go Parlor Natural Yogurt, low fat three
seventy nine value, Milk light one liter, two ninety eight
value milk Standard one leader ninety eight, perfect Italiano Ricotta
original two hundred fifty grams five ninety nine. And insied
chicken breast skinless six ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Oh, that's a good all round shop from that person.
Isn't it not bad for check? As you said, They've
got some pizza stuff, They've got some little tomatoes going
on there.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
My only issue is they're gonna have to be back
at the supermarket this week. You know you're not getting
a whole week out of that.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
No, No, I think I suspect that person. Okay, who's
that person?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
They are a health conscious, fitness person. I would hate
to assume gender. I don't think that's a gender. That's
a woman.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
That is a woman, that's a woman health conscious.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Maybe having some people around for dinner or maybe just
what I don't think is I don't think that person
had a list going into the supermarket.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
I'm saying five foot six, yep, brown eyes, athletic beld
wearing Lululemon, owns a pilates mat. Possibly yep.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Also in a relationship, two different types of milk.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Definitely in a relationship and in a relationship, someone's text
through that's a date night.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Jerry and mian Knight the Hodarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
It's abound milk earlier on in supermarkets and people buying
different colored milks for different situations. Text to here, I
try and buy and drink breast milk on Saturday nights.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Yeah, oh, I mean again, this is the cost of living, Jerry.
This is what people have been driven to. If there's
breast milk out there, it's a really easy way to
save It.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Certainly is tasty, it's very sweet. I ween had breast milk,
have you no?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Well, funnily enough, Jerry, I have, and you fit it
to me.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Now.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
A few years ago you and is his name, Matt,
got a broad a woman in from the office who
was lactating, and she expressed some milk and you guys
made flat whites with it.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
I came into work in the morning and you were like,
do a coffee. I've just made this one and I
already had one, so you can have this, And so
I was like yeah, okay, and I drunk it and
you were like, how'd that taste? I was like, ah, normal,
I suppose didn't really notice anything different. You're like, there's
breast milk. And then I found that you guys had
a jart like a plastic tub of breast milk as well,
(34:58):
And so I had pocket and so I had a home.
I don't really remember what it tasted like. What I
do remember though, is meeting a woman at Friday drinks
at work across the hallway in the office, yes, and
being like, oh, I'm an and she goes, oh and
blah blah blah. She goes, do you know this week
Jeremy Well's drunk my breast milk? And I was like, well,
do you know this? I also drunk your breast milk.
(35:21):
And it was the first and last time I've ever
met a woman who I had already drunk her breast
milk before I.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Ever met her.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
That was a great day, wasn't I Hopefully that never
happens again. Hey, coming up next Friday, This Friday, Next Friday, This.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Friday, Tomorrow tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
The ain Z donation station is back and raising money
for the Cancer Society. We've teamed up with the am
Z to support the one and three key he's affected
by cancer. This year, we're turning the office into a
table tennis showdown for the Hadaki Ping Pong Champs. You
can show your support right now by texting donate to
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our text machine three four nine three. You can also
tune into the a Z donation Station live on iHeartRadio
(35:59):
tomorrow for a full Dyes performances. This is tearing families
apart because I've just been sent the schedule years for
the ping Pong Championship.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
All right, you and me playing together.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
We wanted to go double trouble against the big show.
We're playing against each other, you and I at nine am.
Jerry v men I okay, singles is it? This is
going to tear families. Not doubles, little one on little
one on one. No, it's not doubles. Then straight after
us into FINNVG lane. Yeah, straight after that. Now, this
(36:31):
one is going to be interesting. Keezy versus a member
of the Cancer Society.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Keezy versus the Cancer Society.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Now, I know Keysy has been training hard because he
didn't know who's going to be playing against. He presumed
it was going to be us.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
This is a day that's dedicated to the Cancer Society.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
And they're about to get obliterated on the ping pong tables.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Got to do the right thing there, doesn't he Well,
he's competitive, He's got to do the right thing.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
What is the right thing.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
The right thing is to lose that game and a
close and a close fought game. You won't do that one.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
P and Tony's going to take on Pugs two pm
Metward vers Leha and three pm Mike Minogue, VI's Jason Hoyt. Yeah,
we'll be tuning into that one, and also to see
Kesey take on the Kansas Society representative.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Jerry and Me and I the Hodarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Day and snow is a coming o.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
The meg is upon us.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, some exciting stuff.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
The Mega storm. There's excitement's gone through the roof across
North han sith alland Resort. This talk of fifty sixty
seventy centimeters of snow. Some people are claiming over a meter.
As always, it's a complete lottery. We're waiting for reports
from patrollers to come in, but I know Southern Lakes
(37:49):
has already got a lot of the resorts have got
thirty centimeters overnight tonight. And after this every single report,
I felt like I've been on repeat the last month
or so. It's been cold and clear. Finally that westerly
flows exploded out of the Southern Ocean and now we've
got a proper storm.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Does it fit to say that it's time to party it?
Speaker 7 (38:11):
Yeah, we're going to take the app out of this.
We're going to start a new kind of party called prey,
which means ready, So you're just ready to party the
whole time. It's not after skiing, app prays, pray, you're
just ready.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I'm looking there on my windy end. It just seems
to be coming and coming and coming and coming up.
But I think this is like basically seven days, actually
ten day, make that ten days, and then just when
one sort of comes through, there's a whole lot more
that comes through. The questions will there be enough time
to get out do what you need to do in
terms of preparing the mountain, grooming, etc.
Speaker 7 (38:50):
Well, the teams have proved this year time and again.
You've got snowmaking teams that actually made the season happen
during July start of August. Now those same teams are
going to go into action clearing everything, making sure the
mountain is safe. What I like to imagine now think Elma,
Fud and Bugs Bunny. It is a hunt for the
(39:11):
clear blue sky moments because they're there. There's going to
be breaks in the cloud, but you've got to be
in it to win it. So my advice is get
up there, don't go two nuts with the prey partying.
Just sit it out and wait, and there are going
to be gaps between these storms, but they're not going
to be big full days. You're looking at three or
four hours.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
But if you're there, you could have the day of your.
Speaker 7 (39:34):
Life on the mountains at the moment, because there's going
to be a lot of snow.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
I'm looking at a rundown and there is one thing
that's sticking out to me and I need I need
more information on this googame.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
What is game?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Right?
Speaker 7 (39:47):
So the world's second richest, second highest paid sportswoman, Aileen
Go thirty eight million New Zealand dollars, mostly in endorsements
out of China. Double Olympic gold medalist. She trains hard
at she works harder than anyone in the off season
at Cadrona.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
You get up the hill and.
Speaker 7 (40:05):
You'll see a little red bull helmet bobbing around on
whatever's cooking that day. But my sources on the mountain
have revealed she was flown to.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Christ's Church Hospital this week.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
It's a very interesting series of events. Lots of different
reports out there, but the one that's coming through is
that she was accosted by a fan at the top
of the lift who broke her flow. She then left
the fan. They were both stationary when the fan approached
her and had a little chat, but that broke her
flow critically, and she then made a mistake and crashed.
(40:41):
She walked into the medical center, various witnesses saying that
she was started walking in. We don't know exactly what
the diagnosis was, but she walked out and then caught
a helicopter to christ Church for further scans on a
knee injury. So very conflicting report thoughts there, there's a
lot of gossip. I'll be staying close to that story
(41:03):
and I'll be bringing you updates next week. But yeah,
waibo is probably your best source of the most up
to date information right now.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Italy. Firstly, I've never heard of anyone's flow being broken before.
That's a new thing to me.
Speaker 7 (41:17):
Yeah, it's it's a big one. I mean, Eileen's mum,
Fanny is a big protector of Eileen. She's out in
the field. She's actually been skied into by fans and
skied into fences whilst protecting her daughter in the flow
stay and the Fanny fannygo has actually broken her back
before in that role. So this is not this is
(41:41):
not new like keeping Iileen's flow intact is a thing.
And yeah, unfortunately it's come crashing down this week. It's
it's huge.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Has anyone reached out to fannygu about about this incident?
Speaker 7 (41:55):
No, no comment from Fannigo this week, because.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
We had a fun Shwei expert and mastery you last
week into the studio and are you are you saying
that there's some kind of snowboarding Fung Shuai.
Speaker 7 (42:06):
Yeah, snowboarding islands are freest here, but yeah, there's there
is fun Shway and there's an aura as well, like
you know what it's like if you go up on
the mountain, you need to look good. Like looking good
is fifty percent of the issue there, because if you
look good, then you feel good. If you feel good,
you play good. If you play good, they pay good.
(42:28):
Yeah that's it.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Thank you so much for your time this morning. Appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (42:34):
Jerry and Mini The Darchy Breakfast, Jerry and the Night
the Hodarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Time for the Hierarchy Breakfast Mastermind.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was Curtains and Steve the teacher from
West ORKHLM with four daughters, one of which sitting in
the front passenger seat, who rung into the show and
then lost their nerve and then gave the phone to
dad job and who got three questions right, took away
two hundred and fifty dollars, which means back to fifty
dollars today. It's a jackpot system, fifty dollars every time
we don't ever win it. And since we just had
(43:05):
the Mon's Royale Snow report with d Lee and we
all learned all about Fanny Goo, today's master monks off
its snow.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Here's Hayden from Wellington Morning. Hayden, Garry, you're involved in
a conditioning Yes, And a fun fact about you is
that you've got no fun.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Fact, Arry boring extremely Nothing fund's ever happened to you, Hadden,
no fun, Nothing fund's ever happened to you. Well, I
think that's quite a fun fact.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
And yeah, I'm enjoying that.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
How close have you come to having fun?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
It was a time of nineteen eighty four, any who,
no one here who about that?
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Well? No, what happened in nine and a four when
you almost had fun?
Speaker 3 (43:52):
What almost happened?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
It was my sixth birthday anyway, we don't need to
go on.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
What did you give for your birthday? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Is that? What is that? Why I went wrong? A
birthday cake?
Speaker 2 (44:05):
That was?
Speaker 7 (44:05):
It was banigna.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
I've never met someone who's had no fun before. That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Well, here's what's at stake for you, Hayden today, not
only fifty dollars, but your first ever fun fact about yourself.
If you were to win the Hidaking Breakfast Mastermind, you
would all of a sudden have a fun fact about yourself.
Are you willing to it well? Or are you going
to lose a part of yourself? If you all of
a sudden have a fun.
Speaker 7 (44:31):
Fact remains to be seen very much.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Have you?
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Have you built a personality around not having a fun fact?
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Built up way too far for my liking. Okay, Hayden,
you got forty five seconds. We're going to ask you
five questions. If you're going to pass past quickly, you've
got to get three right. Obviously, there's justice for Tony Clause.
If we screw it up, you automatically win. All right,
let's have some fun. Question Number one, who starred as
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snow White in the twenty twelve film snow White and
the Huntsman No. The two thousand and six songs snow
Heyo was on which Red Hot Chili Peppers album.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Through the sixth Magic no which.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Australian bush poet wrote the man from Snowy River. What
was the name of the Canadian reggae rapper who had
the nineteen ninety three hit informer.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
MC snow No.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
John snow was a character in which TV series That's
My Game of Thrones correct, who starred as snow White
and the twenty twelve film snow White and the Yes. Correct.
Unfortunately you only got too right, Hayden. But you did
seem well you're having fun.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
That's no fun at all. For one moment there, Hayden,
were you almost having fun?
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Just no doubt.
Speaker 5 (46:03):
It's called it sixty six percent.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Bad luck, Hayden. Thanks for calling in anyway, Thanks for
listening to the show.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Have a fun day, mate.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
See yeah, Hayden.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
If you think you can have more fun than Hayden,
make sure that you give us a call tomorrow. It'll
be a Friday. There will be one hundred dollars up
for grabs at the Hodaki Breakfast.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Mastermind Jerry and Midnight the Hodaki Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
There It is number one hundred ninety seven on the
Nothing but Nineties countdown or thanks to our mates. It's
super Leca Superlequa celebrating thirty years of cheers.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
And this morning we're celebrating fog.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Jerry.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
This is a segment idea that was pitched to us
by one Ben Hurley when he came in the other day.
They said, have I got something for you Felts. Have
you considered a fog report?
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Yeah, so we put it out to the listener's eight
hundred hadaki or three four eight three? Is there fog
where you are?
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Someone takes through on three four eight three? Did you
helmet say fog or frog? We said fog, We see fog.
If you've got any frogs to report, please do by
all means get in touched. But just for the moment,
let's focus on on fog.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Here we go, let's go south to Aukland fog and
or Tartar boys.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Well, that'll be the fog that was just here in
the CBD. I would imagine that's now traveled south. Does
fog travel reach out?
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Fog? You know that idea of fog lifting? Yes, I
don't know if that's real. Think I think, well, fog
to get really boring. Fog is warm air that's trapped
as cold air descends down and warm air and it
then causes clouds right and then goes into moist It's
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warm moist air that overnight turns into clouds.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Does fog identify as a cloud it's trapped. Do clouds
identify as fog?
Speaker 7 (47:49):
Um?
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah, it's the same. It's basically it's the same thing.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Reach out clouds.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
It's the same thing. It's just moisture. It's all moisture. Well,
but then as soon as the atmosphere starts to heat
up above it, then all of a sudden it dissipates.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Got someone online, Good morning, Sean Rubert's in the country you.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I'm in Topo today.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Beautiful part of the country.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Any fog there.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Look, there's a.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Little bit of fog, but I wouldn't say it's worth
worth recording. It could just be steam with a geothermal area.
I have a fog fact.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
The first time I was alluded to a certain word
in the English language was in the early eighties watching
the Kinney Iritt show. Everett and he had one where
he was a detective in London and it had London
in the middle of fog, and it was very foggy, obviously,
and then the first letter of the word fog fell
off and there and the voice over, sorry about the
fan fog.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Oh that's good man.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Was anyone else real tense listening to that story?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yes, my dad sorry?
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Was doing now?
Speaker 2 (48:46):
My dad actually sent me to beat after.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
That, and so he should tell the Kinney show risk
Man very good, Yeah, thanks Sean.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
Than any frogs in topo this morning?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Frogs I thought there was, but it wasn't a that
was a rabbit.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
Yeah, all right, and there's not the letter.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
I thought that his dad was going to say they
got wrong in that show. It was very tense. Fog
and Havelock North.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
There's another one in a similar vein saying that there's
a lot of fog coming out of the vape shop
in Helensville. Now, I wonder if the fog and Havelock
North is about is the same situation, because, as Sean
just raised, there many different things could be confused for fog.
Geothermal activity, yes, vape shops, yes, bucket bongs, yes, these
are the kinds of things.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Now, I'm liking this bilingual fog report. That's coming from riverhead.
Plenty of corhou on the fen and Riverhead boys, and.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
A big kilder to them, like fog in the hierarchy
planes blue sky peeking through that'll burn off.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
I can't see shed and hastings. There's so much fog.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
Someone's asked as fog affecting flights. I don't think we've
got any fog affected fly.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
No, this is not a segment where we talk about
whether or not it's affecting transport.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
No transports segments on Fridays. Another text on three four
eight three. The fog that rolls into San Francisco has
a name. It's called Carl, and it has its own
social media.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
That is the next level fog. I've witnessed that Carl,
because you go over the over the bridge to Sorcelito
and it'll be like thirty degrees in summer. Yeah, and
then in summer in San Francisco it's like eighteen with fog.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
It's horrible eighteen and a high chance of Carl that's.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Caused by the Warmeir coming down from the the Napa Valley.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Fog and Dargaville funny smell cheers Sam. No fog in
Christ's cheers. I'm in Hastings. There's air fol fog, so
conflicting reports coming out of hate things. Conflicting reports always
coming out of Hook's Bay, aren't there.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yeah, London nineteen fifty two, five days of fog slash
smog caused four thy two twelve thousand deaths.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Well, that's a great piece of information, and in a
similar vein this text on three four eight three, as
long as we don't have a two hundred and fifty
car pile up like Italy did, we'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (51:03):
Jerry and Mania The hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mania
The hold Ikey Breakfast from.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Nineteen ninety seven, number one hundred and ninety six on
the Nothing But Nineties Countdown thanks to super lackass.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
So nineteen ninety seven you will remember for presumably some
sort of sexual experience jury, but also August thirty first, Diana,
Princess of War Eors dies in a car crash and
a road tunnel in Paris. I remember that because I
remember watching the funeral in my lounge as I remember
my mother was watching the funeral, and I remember being
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confused about it. I think I've said this before, but
I remember sitting in the lounge on Timuru Road, did
to the north end of Wayman and going did you
know her mum?
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Was it? No?
Speaker 3 (51:50):
But no around about way? We all did.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
But she was. She was the people's princess.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
Yes she was, and televised funeral ever watched it, Princess
of Hearts.
Speaker 4 (51:58):
Do you remember where you were when you heard that
she'd passed away? Jerry or I had been involved in
an accident? Because that's what the news that came through first,
I do.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
I remember exactly where I was. I was at my
girlfriend at the Times Flat and Cockburn Street Classic, yeah
and Gray Lynn and yeah, I remember exactly when the
news came in. And those days, of course no internet,
so well there was actually there was early internet, but
nobody had it on their phones, definitely not. In fact,
nobody really even had phones. So it came through via
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the radio news. Yes, the people still listen to radio. Yeah,
strangely enough, yes, minight. Yeah, so yeah, that was August
thirty one. Diana, Princess of Wales, died in a car
crash in nineteen ninety seven. Also July one, the United
Kingdom returned Hong Kong and the New Territories to chain that.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Yeah, And I remember that because my mum watched that
on the TV and lounge on tim Roy Road. And
I remember her and tears on the floor, and I
was thinking, Mom, did you you.
Speaker 4 (52:52):
Didn't trying to have.
Speaker 3 (52:53):
You been to Hong Kong.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
She's probably in tears when she watched James Cameron's Titanic. Yeah,
that's right, became with Leo and Kate.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
I remember coming into the lounge in our house and
Simroy Road and she was sitting on the floor in
TV and tears, and I said, Mom, did you know.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
Kate One's lit?
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Sitting around about why we all knew Kate Onin's lin,
didn't we?
Speaker 4 (53:09):
Was she watching it on TV in nineteen ninety seven? Yeah,
so she was pirating back then.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
Yeah, she downloaded it. I think early day pioneer of
the Pirate Bay back then. I think she actually.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
LimeWire, pre LimeWire, pre lime napsters.
Speaker 3 (53:21):
She naps?
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Did it impressive from your mum?
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Wasn't she dial up as well? I mean we still
had a rotary phone, but she somehow managed to download
the Titanic. I have not seen the Titanic movie. I
missed it when it came out and I just have
never had the urge to watch it.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
I think it's time that you sat down and watched it.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
I'm not actively avoiding it. I've just never found the
occasion to watch it.
Speaker 1 (53:42):
I was just I was very close to watching it
worth My fifteen year old daughter just the other day actually,
she said, have seen Titanic?
Speaker 3 (53:50):
Oh, well, let me know when you let's watch it.
Let me know when you're gonna come around. I'll come
around and watch Titanic.
Speaker 4 (53:55):
You haven't seen that scene with draw me like one
of your French girls, Jack, You haven't seen that, No.
Speaker 3 (53:58):
But I've been I've seen the clips of that and
then holding the holding her on the front of the
bough of the thing, and could they have both fit
on the door and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Rose was such a dick, Yeah, such a dick. And
then she's a dick in later life too, where she
goes back and then tries to find that thing and
then chucks that really expensive ringover that you take get
that away to someone's schoolers.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
Not everyone's seen the movie.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
Iceberg was the biggest dick in that movie, though, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Well, yeah, there's a really good actually anyway, do you.
Speaker 3 (54:26):
Know that's the third most recognizable word in English, Titanic.
It's right behind Oh God, I forget now. I shouldn't
have brought this up. Titanic, Coca color.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Yeah, and meltr May and meltor.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
May, velvet fogg, de velvet fog. That's the big three.
Speaker 5 (54:42):
Yeah, Jurry in the night, the Hodarky Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Great song number one hundred and ninety five, and our
Nothing but Nineties Countdown That is Radiohead. The Beans from
the album The Beans from nineteen to ninety five.
Speaker 4 (54:57):
Such a good album as well, such a great album.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
What do you best album?
Speaker 3 (55:01):
What dodgy stuff we have to in nineteen ninety five?
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Nineteen ninety five, MANI, what was I was first year
of aut doing a Bachelor of Communications.
Speaker 3 (55:10):
That's right, you almost have? You almost finished that degree too,
didn't you?
Speaker 1 (55:13):
I nearly did. I got two and a half years
into it, man I.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
So how much? How many what credits or papers did
you have?
Speaker 1 (55:19):
Lifts? I had? I had one very important one mass
communication three which.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
I still don't think you've got the hang of that.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
Well, no, I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (55:28):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (55:30):
Actually, Jerry, we're probably going to submiss the lift in
this year. Should we get that paper done by the
end of the year, man, so we get your degree.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Do you know what it was so to set the
exam in mass communication three and nineteen ninety five seven
that would have been my final year ninety ninety seven.
You had to complete a shorthand course, so I had
to learn how to do shorthand.
Speaker 3 (55:52):
So you won't have to do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (55:54):
Well, this is the thing.
Speaker 3 (55:55):
No one's writing in shorthand.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
So I because I was working on a radio station
reading the news, I couldn't go to the eight o'clock
shorthand classes. I didn't go to the eight o'clock shorthand
the terms and they called terms components, which means I
didn't sit that, which means that I couldn't set the exam.
Speaker 3 (56:13):
Which meant you couldn't get the job that you already had,
which meant that you missed the thing. It was good
up getting a job luckily checking an egg situation. But Jerry,
good news for you man, you were the shorthand thing.
You won't have to do anymore. So I don't know.
Can someone reach out from a ut or some sort
of tertiary institute and let us know what would take
for Jerry to finish his degree.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
See if I can do that mass communication three, that
would be great to finally.
Speaker 3 (56:36):
Forget I, let's get your degree, because I know you've
been sniffing around to try and get an honorary one.
I just don't think that's I think ever since the
helmet camera Live I incident.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
I think that's the problem.
Speaker 3 (56:46):
I don't think any tertiary institute is willing to gift
you an honorary degree.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
Well, the person who was in charge of that particular
degree at the time did say to me when I said, look,
I can't do that shorthand thing because I'm I'm doing
reading news on the radio station and you know, which
seemed like a reasonably good thing to be doing as
part of that degree. And I remember she said to me,
BFM is not going to get you anywhere. Yep, that
was exactly the words that she said to me. And
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I'll always remember that.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
She said, oh, yeah, you're going to host the light
infotainment the beloved Mother of the Nation at one point
is that we're going to do. Are you going to
go and talk on the radio?
Speaker 1 (57:19):
Go on?
Speaker 3 (57:20):
Then it's going to get me nowhere and without this degree, Jerry,
You'll do nothing that mass communicating you just one at
a time, and you know what, she was right and
it was right.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
God bless Susan Boyd Bell.
Speaker 4 (57:32):
It's like God bless her, Susan Boyd Bell.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
Susan Boyd Bell.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
Reminds me of when I told the Winds person when
they rejected move from the Doll that one day I
was going to work on the radio, and I think
I saw her hit a button under the table when
I said
Speaker 5 (57:41):
That Breakfast Show with Funning's Trade nail Father's Day with
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