Friendship Makers & More Flies - The Radio Show (December 3)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Entertainment, sports and musics available everywhere on the I heard
radio app Jeremy Wells on Radio Heard Hockey.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Good morning, Welcome along to the Hiderarchy Breakfast. It's Monday,
the second of December twenty twenty four. My name's Jeremy Wells.
This is Meshi on the buttons O.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
We live Chick Chick one two Jesus Monday already.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning Jerry, Morning Meshi and Morning executive producer Ruda. Look.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I don't like to talk about backroom stuff, but Mash
was asleep thirty four minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, I'm quite heavy with that effort.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well done.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
He wrung me at five point thirty and he goes
woke up. I was like, get yourself in here, young fella.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Be to Mike an under thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Or second soon.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Do you know what we had last night?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
We had the Uniblues AFL Grand Final Prize giving. Oh yeah,
last night I was hosting it. While I was hosting
a couple of the awards at it. It turned into
quite the event. Hence the voice situation. Here, but I
was actually running a bit of a zero pracenter situation. Actually,
so you who hats off to me? As I say
before the MIC's turned on, I almost had to be a.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Free weekend, will Can I just hear someone say hats
off to me?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Hat now to me?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I also understand you had a massive weekend as well.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
No, not at all, very very moderate, very moderate sort
of just you know, just right, got the balance right
over the weekend. I think you did a four a
emitting you're on Friday night.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Friday night, but that was so long ago that there
doesn't count as the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
It seems like a massive one four am.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Okay three for eighty three? How big was your weekend?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's that time of year, isn't it? And is that
time of year Christmas buddies, Yeah, you got to celebrate.
It's the most wonderful time of the only twenty three
days till Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
They breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
So a bit of a disappointing cricket game over the
last four days. Would have been day five today, but
no New Zealand have lost to England the first Test
at Hegley Oval, and you got to say it was
a case of dropping all catches, possibly than any other
Test team has ever dropped, certainly a Tier one nation.

(02:06):
Eight of them eight eight of them, yeah, eight eight
and one innings.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
So we had to take about eighteen wickets in that
first innings to get them all out.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah. I'd love to know the conversations that were being
had between the bowlers and the fielders. What the conversations
were after the game boys?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Any danger of catching a thing?

Speaker 5 (02:25):
I think that's ha that conversation with mate Tommy Latham
tit's for hands.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh else Philips dropped three?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, so good though.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
No, you know what the problem is, is it the
boys that usually catching that were dropping them. That's why
it heard, I think, wasn't it?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Do you agree with that? I think so. I mean
Tom Natham's got a great pair of hands, Glen Phillip's
got a great pair of hands.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Well, this is the thing ahead of time, you know,
down the road.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
I'm not too worried about their fielding and their catching
because I know that they can, so it's not a
massive issue.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
But it just did hurt. Well luckily it hurt. And
we've put together a montage of all the drop catchers
which will hurt even more.

Speaker 7 (02:59):
Smith Brook slashed drop dropped at gully and it's Glenn Phillips.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
Is this going to cost them? And comes Smith full
slip and gone again.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh dropped at.

Speaker 8 (03:12):
First slip by Latham. Then comes Phillips quicker and that's
in the air. Come on, is it a chance down
at deep midwicket?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
The man god, oh my god.

Speaker 8 (03:24):
Devin Conway was coming round from deep square leg and
he's dropped Brooke again. Then comes Smith and he leans
back and.

Speaker 7 (03:32):
Lashes it on another drop down Latham drops.

Speaker 8 (03:37):
Is another one that covers. It's his third catches dropped
today the captain, he's got the dropsies and it's.

Speaker 9 (03:43):
Edged and drop the game God glean Phillips at gully
and that was even simpler than his first catchies dropped
chalking up number seven.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
And Harry Brook is openly laughing because this is comical.

Speaker 8 (03:56):
This is a clown show.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
There we go, So Harry Brook mane hundred and seventy one.
He was dropped on eighteen forty one, seventy one hundred
and six and one hundred and forty seven. Now there's
no stat for this, because if it was baseball, they'd
be a stat, but it's cracket, so they don't really
have drop catch stats. The hard one to do because
some catches that are harder than others. It's a tricky one.

(04:21):
But I would say that that is possibly the most
innu one's ever been dropped in a Tier one international game.
So I don't know, three four, five, five five.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
In fact of the press conference, they said what do
you think about that? And he said, I was dropped
five times. Jesus, that was what he said the press conference.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh, Stokes was dropped on thirty. He ended up getting
eighty woo cars. Was dropped on five, he made thirty three.
I mean, that's that's embarrassing. Darkett was dropped on twenty three.
He only made four more runs. He only made twenty seven.
So adding all of those numbers up to hundred and
thirty one, two hundred and thirty one runs were scored
after people dropped. It's quite remarkable. It's bristill. In fact,

(05:07):
it's clearly psychological. That's what makes it even more interesting.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
The hood Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells already darchy.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, she's heavily insured. Six twenty four on the hard
Achy Breakfast. As you see here, Gulane joins us on
the show this morning, Morning Morning.

Speaker 8 (05:22):
Sorry, I feel we're just talking about how it could
potentially hire someone to steal Mesh his car and burn
it out in the white Heck, can.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
You know not say things about this when he please?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
He's worried about us talking about it on here. Ah, okay,
because he thinks that then if something does happen over
the next couple of days, the insurance company's going to
go back, have a listen to this break and go,
oh look, they actually planning on doing it all along,
because I was suggesting to Mesh that he puts a
sign on the back of his car that says hit me,
and just someone just smashes into the back because it's
it turns out that it's insured for more than what

(05:50):
it's worth. I'm not super stoked with this conversation.

Speaker 8 (05:52):
Need a victimless crime.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
They don't.

Speaker 8 (05:53):
You need to hit a big ballard, you know, like
that only you in the cart a ballard that's not
move No what I mean like no, if he.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
It's a baller, then they're going to go This is
a setup. This is a setup. It needs it needs
another It needs a third party.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Okay two thousand and two Ford Focus. If anyone is
at all interested, sing out three three three.

Speaker 8 (06:15):
I'll get a cat. I don't like that.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
This is the breakfast the hood You Breakfast with Jeremy
Wells available everywhere on the iHeartRadio A Radio Darchy.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Six thirty on the Hurderkchy Breakfast Time for you. Latest
news headlines. Bus drivers are undergoing de escalation training as
more workers are attacked on the job. Two drivers were
assaulted within an hour of each other in Auckland on
Saturday night. Police are investigating the theft of several items
at christ Church is Hagley Oval on Friday night, where
the New Zealand versus England cricket test is being played.

(06:48):
Items stolen include media equipment, including two cameras belonging to
UK broadcast to Talk Sports. Oh buck wow. If you
listen to these headlines, you'd think that the world was
going to hell in a handbasket and an acknowledgment, but
no panic around New Zealand's eight dropped catches in England's

(07:08):
first innings following their visitors eight wicket first Test cricket
when in christ Church, New Zealand captain Tom Latham, who
spilt three catches himself, has been asked if surroundings such
as the nearby botanic gardens can camouflage the ball is
insulting insult he says dwelling on the issue could be
counterproductive to progress. Second test starts in Wellington on Friday.

(07:31):
It's one hundred percent psychological because these guys they know
that they can catch them, like they're good catches. So
it's just a moment that the ball goes off the
bat and it's the thought that you have before you
catch the ball. But the weird part is, as a
person who's dropped a lot of catches myself in my life,
sometimes you'll think, oh, God, as soon as the ball

(07:52):
comes towards you, that God, don't drop it, and you
will still take the catch. I've never ever thought that
in my life, God, I drop it.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
No, really, I feel like that's not a great first thought.
To know, it's a terrible first thought.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, do you think that's no? I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Isn't this why you've never dropped a catch in your life?
I can't think of the last time I dropped a catch.
I always think I came partner Lows Oven' dropped catch
in two thousand and two.

Speaker 8 (08:13):
I can think, I know you dropped the ball most
days dropped.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
But that's a different thing, though, gu Lane, we're not
dropping the ball.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
No, I know that you dropped that very important catch,
that one catch that came down to you when you're
in your speedos and you're in the boundary. Out of
the back of that out of the back of the
spar pole. Here it is here, even more flight down
the ground.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
Sex drop went from mashed on the Meat and Jerry
Breakfast show on radio headache, got some pants on make
that's a very public dropper.

Speaker 8 (08:41):
Yeah, slippery conditions though I must have met he came
out fully lubed.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Up, Gulane.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Is that some support? Almost? Thank you mate?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
You still copped it up, though, drop Shot.

Speaker 8 (08:50):
Did you blame it on the potanical gardens at the
back of.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Oh my god, is it the pollen from the botause.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
They're they're kilometers away. There's still ten thousand people you
have to worry about.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
It's not the botanical gardens. It's definitely not the botanical guards.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
The darky breakfast already, Darchy.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
A scit g Lanes and this morning now should we
have the shy music this morning for Todasian history or
do we go to the d MB.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
Oh, DMB is definitely a back half of the week
kind of thing. You don't want to be starting a
week with DMB unless you're coming off the weekend and
you've had a first full of dingers.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Well, she had a first fill of dingers.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
We'll we'll take uges off.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
There you.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
The history of today with generally James Drummond well as
sucks the size of me and pupil I know. Nineteen
twenty seven the first Model A Forward was sold. The
price was a three hundred and eighty five YUS dollars
now adjusted for inflation, that is a very reasonable eleven

(09:55):
thousand and sixteen New Zealand dollars. No wonder it sold
so well?

Speaker 8 (10:00):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't know. Ninety fifty two, first human birth televised
to public on KOATV on Denver, Coloradoo. Interesting, isn't it?
With birds? Like great moments obviously.

Speaker 8 (10:14):
But not something you share with the world.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
No, that's the thing, nobody, It's not something with all
the technology and the way that cameras have gotten into
all of our lives, that's not something that's ever. There's
no demand for that to be shared more. Yeah, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (10:29):
Yeah, in the antenatal class, I remember they put the
VHS in and made everyone sit around and watch a
water birth, and then I saw something float to the
top of the water. Excuse me, Yes, it is okay
that happens. And I was like, no, I wasn't the
only one. There were other dands going thanks, thanks lame.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
You should not be allowed to an anti natal class.
Ninety ninety two Q happening. Batsman John Wright becomes the
first and he's only to make five thousand test runs
when he scored fourteen and the second and the horn
firstdays to kids Sri Lanka.

Speaker 8 (11:02):
His nickname shake Right. Do you know why he was
called shake right? Yes, he just used to check all
his gear into his hard coffin and just give it
a shake and then slam it shut.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah that's right. Yeah. And nineteen eighty two, the first
permanent artificial heart was successfully implanted and retired in IND's
called Barney Klak, and he lived for one hundred and
twelve days. That's something. Nineteen eighty eight Naked Gun, the
movie based on TV's Police Squad premiered Nice Beaver.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Thank you, I just had a stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Let me help you with that. In ninety seventy eight,
Neil Diamond and Barbara Streisan's Dewet You don't bring me
flowers at number one.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
You don't bring me flowers, You don't sing me love song.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Oh, Babs, your herd, Let's talk to me. My serotonin
is at a time. This is not.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Helping, beautiful Babs And Neil Diamond saw a video of
Neil Diamond of the weekend actually at some theater that
he was at. I don't know where it was in contexts,
but then people they were singing Sweet Caroline and he
was up in the balcony and he did a version
of Sweet Caroline for the crowd. Yeah. I don't think
he's that well, Neil Diamond, but still he belted it

(12:16):
out dangerously old. Yeah. Birthdays today. Monica sellis the Yugoslavian
American tennis player. She was born in nineteen seventy three.
Nate Mendel an American bassist for the Food Fighters born
in Richland, Washington fifty six today. And Lucy Lou American
actress born in nineteen sixty out and Nelly Fotato born

(12:37):
in nineteen seventy eight. Nelli Fatato, she learned large over
the late nineties. And there we go. That is today
in history. Yesterday it's Mary.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
Too, the Hurchy Breakfast al Radio Darchy.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
So Christmas is coming up twenty what three days? Three days? Yes,
it's the second of December today. So people get excited
about Turkey and of course Thanksgivings just being over the weekend.
And as a result of that, there's been an advisory
that's come out of Utah because people have been attempting
to brine their turkeys in the Great Salt Lake in Utah.

(13:17):
Makes sense, Salt Lake City, Yeah, Well, unfortunately, the amount
of saline, the amount of salt in the Great Salt
Lake is far too much to actually Brian New Turkey.
And also they've had to issue a proviso and advisory
that says, please don't Brian your turkey's in Salt Lake
because not only is it dangerous because there might be

(13:39):
a storm that might there are dangerously sized waves that
whip up across the Great Salt Lake. Also, it's too salty.
It's too salty, it's a ruin. Your turkey can you
have too much salt in the brine, I think, so okay,
I wouldn't be drinking from the Great Salt Lake.

Speaker 8 (13:55):
You've got to do something with a turkey there, because
it's a terrible bird. Terrible bird, full stop eating and
looking at.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
It's running. About a month ago actually having Byron Bay
with a wild turkey. That just what they do, not
They are cheeky things. They will come and they'll ruin
your they'll ruin your beach day. A turkey over there.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
Oh gross, And they got like spar elbow skin hanging
from their mask.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
They're really really annoying birds. Actually, we ended up calling
one of the people that were away with the turkey.
We realized that that was her spirit bird. Oh really,
she's very much like a turkey. She'd sort of get
in there and just ruin your barbecue sort of thing.

Speaker 8 (14:32):
It's a great nickname. This turns up goldy gobbles everything.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
The wild turkey.

Speaker 8 (14:36):
Loves the gobble. You know how you do you know
how you catch it? A gobbler a turkey. So they
sleep on the fence posts at farms and then you
go up behind them and just grab them by the
neck and tip them upside down and then they can't
do anything. The maps are down, holding by their feet
and then you're done.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
I feel like that's what you do to it. There's
some way that you can do that to a chicken
as well, where you turn it upside down. It just
paralyzes it.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
So they sleep on fence posts so they're super thick.
But my Instagram feed Thanksgiving has just been and Americans.
I don't know if it's just me, but I've dwelled
on a lot of disaster videos on my on my phone.
But Americans deep fry their turkey in a huge vat
of hot boiling oil outdoors under a burner, and they

(15:22):
lower it and you gotta lower it really slowly because
if you lower and splash it, the oil catches on fire,
and basically it's an oil bomb. So basically my phone
is full of This is my algorithm on my Instagram
at the moment. Big hits from leg.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
What sorry, big hits hits from legs.

Speaker 8 (15:37):
The next one is naked ye semi naked people and
people's deep fried turkey buckets catching on fire.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
I would just go that as you described in three ways,
that is totally you.

Speaker 8 (15:53):
But I don't know how like, I don't look up
all that kind of semi naked content.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
It just appears.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
But obviously somehow works out that I dwell a couple
of seconds longer.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
I imagine with the big teas in the middle ones here,
it's more than a couple of seconds.

Speaker 8 (16:09):
You can't wipe it now. So I've got a new function.
You can clear your algorithm.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
You shuld have told me that three years ago.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
They breakfast alreadio A.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Glane joins us on the show this morning, coming up
after seven, We're going to catch up with Ben and Alex.
Did they manage to walk in a straight line from
Dargaville to fun at a Well, that's right.

Speaker 8 (16:31):
They were getting bothered by a few bit of bovine,
a few streams rivers. Bush had a lot of trouble
with thick Bush.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah. I wonder if they came across any wild turkey
on the way through. Oh yeah, because they were struggling
to sleep. Last time we spoke to them, they had
three hours sleep, and there were some questions around what
they've done to themselves.

Speaker 8 (16:50):
Yes, there's friendship issues, because yeah, there's some things you
do in front of your friends, and there's some things
you don't.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Don't look at me like that you've done something. You
gave me the luck. I was like, what about done
in front of you? But I shouldn't have.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
I think it's Glaine looking at you because he knows
that he does everything in front of his friends as
opposed to you.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Know, even there. Look, there's somethings that even g Lane
doesn't do in front of the spreads.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
That's right, really yeah, like what, well.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
We'll get into that. After seven plus the radio had
ocupie anger steak and jalapeno cheese. We'll tell you how
you can win five thousand dollars. And have you got
a worse carbon mash? Well, hang on, no, you're we're
not going to get into that because it is no,
we never.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Talked about this. We're not talking about this.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Has anyone got a worse carbon mash out there? Two
thousand and two forward focus?

Speaker 8 (17:37):
Okay, all right, nope, no, it's so uncool though, well, no,
so uncool.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Well it's in purple, but purple two.

Speaker 8 (17:45):
Thousand and two, like anything earlier than that is kind
of retro cool, like oh like look at that dat's
in or look at that courtina. This is in the
middle ground of just so uncool.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, cafo. We had a huge weekend. This week in
is very low, so just careful. Sorry. This is the Hard.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
Breakfast Get on your best the hood Achy Breakfast with
Jeremy Wells on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Plus entertainment, sports and music that are available.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
Everywhere on the radio app. Jeremy Wells on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
It's nice to have you with us this morning on
the Hidarchy Breakfast. It's the second of December. She's a Monday, December. Yeah,
do you know what that means? That means it's summer. Also,
surely summer.

Speaker 8 (18:29):
Shuck it into neutral. Kick everything to twenty five.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
That's what I do. Yeah, well, we've had that neutral
since you like.

Speaker 8 (18:36):
Yeah, But the thing is you can't legitimately kick it
to twenty five until December. So when someone says, hey,
I should we catch out a plat kick it to
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
This is the thing about New Zealand, doesn't it. We'll
talk about this later on, But because of the way
that the holidays fit with Christmas and the New Year
holiday and everyone going away for summer, it means that
basically Decembers are right off. Yeah, January's are right off,
so every every is it just the southern hemisphere because
of the northern hemisphere, it's not quite the same. They
only have one month of right off.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
Yeah, that's June around June July, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I think August is that August is the right off month.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
Right. Well, that means that effectively we're a country that's
productive for just ten months a year.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Makes sense of why we're really struggling.

Speaker 10 (19:21):
Still, Manshi's struggle. I wouldn't have it any other way.
I'm struggling, all right, boys, good morning. He was productive
on the weekend. He's but too productive in the weekend.
That's messis place, Okay.

Speaker 8 (19:32):
I see he does look pale and gaunt.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
He worked very late hours in the weekend.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
You boys are being so nice and kind about it.
So thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
When I say worked, ladies, they're doing a lot of
we're a lot of.

Speaker 8 (19:43):
Sweating, Yeah, just hammering away.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Bangles on the tools on the tools, A right on
the tool.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (19:53):
The hod at you Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on radio.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
It Gilane joins us on the show, and I know
you said you don't want to rake over the Coles.

Speaker 8 (20:02):
Do you know, I don't. I wanted to stay positive.
I wanted to stay positive, but I'm happy to rake
over a little bit of coal.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Well, has there ever been a case of worst drop
seas an international cricket than what happened in the last
four days at Hagley Oval. That's a question I have
for you.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
I don't believe there is. And you know what, there's
actually no stats on drop catches because it doesn't feature
in any you know, it's not like a a it's
not a hard stat. You can't tell where the drop
catch is a good one a bad one. No one's
really recorded, so you can't go onto stats Guru and
Cricket and Fox and type in most amount of drop catches.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
No, And to be fair to international cricketers, the standard
of drop catch over time has increased nowadays. If you
get a hand now, those people take catches just off
the ground that would in the nineteen seventies and nineteen
eighties would have been considered great catches, classic catches. And
now even Glenn Phillips with that crazy diving catch that
he took after dropping a whole heap, well, I mean

(20:58):
that was you would say one of the greatest catches
of all time. Yeah, absolutely, And people would have been
talking about that for years and years and years and
years and years back in the nineteen eighties. However, nowadays
that's probably just amongst the suite of other great catches.

Speaker 8 (21:09):
Yeah, and think of the outfield catchers people catching one hand,
they're flicking it behind their back and then jumping back
and field and catching it.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
That.

Speaker 8 (21:16):
I mean, it's got to the nixt level. But it
was pretty pretty hard to watch.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
It was. It was, and I tell you Executive producer
Ruder he is. He's deeply upset. He's gone into a funk.
He has. He has.

Speaker 8 (21:27):
I had to take it on and let's not break
over the cold too much.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
He's stayed positive. Yeah, he's gone into such a funk
though that he's started writing songs to try and get
over it.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
Smith and to brock Slash had drop dropped at Gully and.

Speaker 8 (21:41):
Glenn Phillips is a drop going to cost them?

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Early in the Test match, things were looking sweet England
seventy one four.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
They were heading for defeat.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
That's when something started started to go wrong. One went
down and two went down in three before too long.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I'm quite a come person.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
But when they got to five, remote control went through
the TV.

Speaker 8 (22:12):
Early Friday night, Phillips and in the air is it
a chance down at deep midwicket?

Speaker 10 (22:20):
God you, oh my god.

Speaker 8 (22:22):
Davin Conway dropped Brooke again.

Speaker 7 (22:25):
Catches they dropped, then.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
Catches they dropped.

Speaker 8 (22:32):
Flashes drop.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Ches, Oh they.

Speaker 8 (22:37):
Dropped as third catches dropped.

Speaker 6 (22:39):
Today the captain catches, Oh what they dropped?

Speaker 8 (22:42):
And at age they dropping god on.

Speaker 9 (22:46):
Clean Phillips and Kelly and that was even simpler than
his first Captain's dropped chalking up number seven.

Speaker 8 (22:52):
And Harry Brook is openly laughing because this is comical.
This is a clown show.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Good executive producer Ruder, very good. See that's the way
to deal with your disappointment. Take take to a song,
Grab the guitar, take to a song. So Harry Brook
made one hundred and seventy one, dropped on eighteen forty one, seventy,
one hundred and six and one hundred and forty seven.

Speaker 8 (23:13):
It's tough to watch. That was tough to watch, but hey,
I'm upwards and onwards the World Test Championship. It's over.
We can just without the shackles of that pressure. We
can go into the basin reserve and unleash.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
I also just want to say welcome along to the
Cats boys that are listening this morning, because I know
we've got a couple of them that listen to the
show Love.

Speaker 8 (23:30):
You've got it, you've got to take it. You got
to approach these things heat on mash and if you're
dealing with a bit of humor, I think it's the
only way of doing it. So I'm'm sure that the
video session afterwards was pretty grim.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Can you imagine watching those that wouldn't feel good?

Speaker 6 (23:44):
The Chy Breakfast all radio darchy.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yes, if My Love Making was a song, that would
be how it ends every single time.

Speaker 8 (24:00):
Like that, really three minutes in total.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Three minutes in total, and then a fantastic.

Speaker 8 (24:05):
Finale, frantic, a frantic last kind of ten to fifteen seconds, but.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
With rhythm, a feeling unlike you two now, MESHI, you
were saying earlier before you need a new car?

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Yeah, well, knowing, yes, I was saying that. I was
saying that after an absolute pylon from you boys saying
I've got a bit of a shitter.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Wow, you've got a car that normally would be you'd
see maybe an eighty nine year old women drive.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 5 (24:34):
It's it's a two thousand until I believe Ford focus
the cheer model, which means it has the upgraded.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Interior and what color.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Navy blue?

Speaker 5 (24:43):
I'd say, but it's been the sun for so long
at this point that it's become a little bit. It's
got a purplish shoe.

Speaker 8 (24:48):
It's got a purple rinse.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
It's oxidized heavily. Yeah, it's been heavily oxidized over the years.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
It's a tough one.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
I got to actually off colleague of ours, Joe Jury,
a few years ago, which is about the equivalent of
having it get buying it off a kind of old
lady driver from the North Shore.

Speaker 8 (25:03):
So okay, So look it's clear that you've got it
heavily ensured. So we just now need to come up
with an idea because no one's going to buy it,
so we need to come up with an idea. And
you said earlier that look, I'm happy to crash it,
but we need but we need a third party. And look, listen,
I don't like I'm not saying I'm not condoning yet,

(25:24):
because you don't want to have third party involved of
you know and hurt someone. But I mean I'm going
to throw out potential animals that you could collide with.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
I'm actually this, this conversation is actually my insurance is
already didn't buried after this one conversation as it is.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I think, isn't it well, aren't you gonna wat for
your own animal?

Speaker 8 (25:39):
Yeah? Look, I mean all you have to say is
you would you were just I'm not saying hit it,
that's the way. That's a bit crawl. I'm saying I'm
happy for my cat to run across the road.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
You you swerve, first.

Speaker 8 (25:49):
Book, you swerve, you have them as well. You swerve,
and you had an immovable ballard that you're not going
to do it if you won't have to replace that.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, no one else gets hurt?

Speaker 8 (26:01):
No one else?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Am I playing along with this? No, I'm not running
into a movable baller.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
No, I think this is a smart message. And I
mean the other thing is we'll put you in a
crush on it, yes, and we'll set you up so
you're going to be safe. All right, You're going to
be safe. That's the main thing. It's totally safe. There's
one hundred percent safe.

Speaker 8 (26:17):
We'll shut the road down, shut.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
The no kids around, there's no other people. Just Glane
throws his cat out across the road. I swear you
don't have the cat.

Speaker 8 (26:27):
Yeah, many, you won't kill many. If you do, then
it's good.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
But anyway, but no, that's not what's the point. That's
not the point. So then you swerve and create some
skid marks. I think that's important. Yes, you need to
put it, put on the brakes, and then so we've
got to find a place that has a ballard in
the right spot.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
The skid marks I'm gonna be an issue. I need
for new tires according to my wife that I tried
to get.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Oh okay, well you need to get some new ties
because otherwise, then if the LTSA have to investigate this,
and they're going to say that it was actually your fault,
so we need to cover all bases. Sorry.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
If they investigate this this, they're going to identify the
tires as an issue. I think they might identify the
fact that we've videoed it, broadcasted it, and discussed it
on and we're going to delete this voice breaker?

Speaker 8 (27:10):
What about what about a park car incident? What about
stationary vehicle? Something else drives into it. You know that
happens quite a lot. You know, i'd have to happen
to your partner when someone just sideswiped the car and
drove off and it was just on the side of
the roads. Why do you just do that?

Speaker 5 (27:23):
So if I leave my car, you know, on the
side of the road for long and enough, I think
this place is in Auckland as well. I think if
you know, you leave it there outside long enough that
to make bee broken into.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Steal my car. Dot com or something w can come
along and steal your car, you put a sign on
it and then just say make sure that when you
do steal the car and burn it out, you get
rid of the sign. Yeah, take the sign with you. Yeah,
there got to be some way around it. I mean
the two thousand and two forward focus, our main point
was actually, does anyone out there have a worse car
than you paid fifteen hundred bucks for it? You claim

(27:54):
that it's worth more now than what you paid for it.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Well, it's insured for slightly more than what I paid
for it, but it cost me about a thousand bucks.
Every ware on in fitness. So I'm having the world's
worst time, man, And thank you for your sympathy the boys.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
Is there a worse car online.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
By Yeah, I'm looking here two thousand and ford, two
thousand and four Forward Focus. This is not the gear model.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Well, that's nice and new.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
This is four thousand, nine hundred asking price. This one
here two thousand and four, three thousand, This one here
is a two thousand and three, two thousand and five hundred.
But they are all in make condition, they've not been oxidized, and.

Speaker 8 (28:25):
Also they're all newer. Yeah, the cat doesn't go back,
you've clopped it singing hand. Cars don't go back as
far as yours.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Apparently Mesh has only done one hundred and seventy thousand one.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
I blame Joe Joe for that, the previous owner the.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
Hod Achi Breakfast al Radio hod Achi.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
We're trying to work out a plan for Mesh's two
thousand and two Forward Focus, which needs to go.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Why are you making that sound like we need to
come up with a plan, boys, My only option right
now and as where I am in life, is actually
to hold onto this vehicle. So I think you, guys,
I appreciate what you're trying to do here in terms
of help me out, but this vehicle's all love got boys.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Well, I don't know. Borrow bike was Actually my e
bike's worth more than your car, isn't it. I just
sort of realized that I paid foury three hundred for
that e bike.

Speaker 8 (29:04):
Julane, my laptop is with moving.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Oh no, you're going to jump in on this as well,
are you?

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Reader?

Speaker 3 (29:09):
What have you got this with more than my car?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Well, I'm just trying to give you some ideas because
my car once was stolen by I believe a methed
up drug dealer at one point. But yeah, they took
the car. I wasn't that keen to get it back,
knowing that had been through my car and tagging all
my stuff and it had been taken by the police
to a panel beater. And he was like, can I
just ask your question before we assist this car? Do

(29:33):
you want the car back? Like because we could repair it,
but do you want the car back or do you
just want to leave it? And I said, I mean
I'd quite happy to leave it. And so he just
went around and goes looks to me like they drove
it into some trees because it's all scratched along the top.
That's going to be a full body reap, there's about
seven grand. What about this ignition hit or that's probably.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
About another I think we're starting to write this thing off.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
What do you reckon? And I was like, yeah, absolutely,
that's off. And that is why everybody pays huge insurance premiums.
Yeah right there, right right?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Can you put me in touch with that person? Only
a hand from that.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Person is why we are paying huge bet and the
Cross Church quakes are the reason why we are paying
huge insurance premium and flood and floods other bloody nature
and ruder are the two problems.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Okay, is that enough about my car boys?

Speaker 5 (30:25):
No?

Speaker 8 (30:25):
I think we've got plenty more on that.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
No, I don't think we do.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
And this is good. There's ticks coming and people are
offering to swap it. I'll swap my Falcon wagon. It's
a bit of a russ bucket, but she'll be right
for a bog. Do you want to swap a Falcon wagon?
What is that.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
A bit of information?

Speaker 11 (30:41):
True?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Because there might be actually a tick that I do
want to stop it for at some point here.

Speaker 8 (30:45):
I'll swap you my whole ridden inflatable techt kit.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
You would.

Speaker 8 (30:51):
It's a boat, it's an inflatable boat. I reddled with
holes though.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Okay, I've heard you talk about this boat countless times. No, okay,
that's a hard note. In fact, there's about the one
thing in this world that is worth least than my
car I've got.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I've got a spear wheelibin. Yeah, you know, a council wheeliban.
I'll swap that with you. I don't need that as
a red one. I've already got one.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
I've got five NERF guns, no bullets, but five nifkins
do yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Okay, that is an old set of golf club Yeah,
swap with you. I'll take that car off your hands
for an old set of golf clubs. Take it away
for you, seriously, I'll take it away for you. Please do,
please do take it away from I'll take it away
from three three three?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
What are we asking people?

Speaker 8 (31:35):
Have you made love in this vehicle?

Speaker 6 (31:37):
Me?

Speaker 8 (31:37):
Yeah, I'll sit you. Oh great, that's with nothing. Yeah,
it's written off for reading.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I don't know. I don't know. They don't call it
a ford gear for nothing.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Oh is that how you pronounce it?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Someone wants to know if I'm up for a wife swap. No,
I'm not swapping my wife a wife, but I'm not
swapping my partner. No texture, that's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Entertain sports available.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
Everywhere on the radio app Johnny Wells on.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Radio Hurdchi seven thirty on the Harderkey Breakfast Time for You.
The latest news headlines a significant increase in the number
of people taking money from their Keiwi saver to make
ends meet. IOD data shows four one hundred members withdrew
their savings in September due to financial hardship. Can I
do that? Maybe you can do that? Meshies for your car?
Why jokes are so?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Can I actually do that?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (32:27):
Really?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Well, had to be first time in retirement.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
It's the hardship. It's the hardship.

Speaker 8 (32:31):
Hardship level.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Yep, I've got a hardship. No sorry, I'm in a hardship.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Big headline. That's disgusting. And investigation is underway into an
engine issue which caused an in New Zealand flight between
Wellington and Sydney to divert to Auckland to The plane
experienced an issue an hour into the flight before landing
safely in Auckland around five point thirty pm last night.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
Is also an investigation underway to an engine issue in
the two thousand and two forward Focus. Right now, I
believe at a local mechanic here at Auckland because it
can't pass its.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Wth and max forstap and has one Formula One pennultimate
race of the season in Qatar, starting second, the Champion
Elect took the lead off the line and held on
to finish a head of Charla Cleare and Oscar Piastre.
Damn it.

Speaker 8 (33:11):
I had money on Norris to win that, God damn it.
And Liam Lawson came fourteenth struggling a little bit of
the last few.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Races, came out of the gates firing, didn't.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
He Yeah, he doing fingers and all sorts.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
He was good to see he's still there though. Yeah
he's still in there. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:29):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Up next, let's talk to Alex from the Straight Line Challenge.
See how he got so he went? See if he
got to fung ad A from Dargaval on a straight line?

Speaker 8 (33:39):
Well did it turn into breakback Mountain?

Speaker 6 (33:44):
As you breakfast with Jeremy Wells all radio here.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Gi Lane joins us on the show this morning and
also joining us on the show as Ben, one half
of the duo have been walking in a straight line
for Movember from Dargaville to fun at a Ben. Have
you done it? Have you walked in a straight line
from Dagaball to Fugaday.

Speaker 11 (34:06):
Yes, we have. We managed to successfully complete the challenge
and we finished at about three o'clock on Saturday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Okay, so you were planning on finishing on Friday, is
that right? Did you run into a few challenges?

Speaker 11 (34:20):
Yeah, we were planning on finishing on Friday, but I
meant to be fair. We're just happy we finished even
on Saturday. There was heaps of challenges, the main one
being the river, but we came up against we came
up against about five or six other like small rivers
that we weren't prepared for. The white oil was the
white ol we were expecting, but the other ones we

(34:41):
had no idea about it. That threw us off a bit.

Speaker 8 (34:44):
What about any wildlife? What was the closest wildlife encounter?

Speaker 11 (34:48):
Yeah, we went through probably over forty fifty different coal
paddocts as well. Quite a few were filled with bulls too. Yeah,
there was one right at the the end actually where
there was I think it was only bulls and we
were actually got scared, but we managed to get it.

Speaker 8 (35:05):
You Did you have any procedures in place?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Did there?

Speaker 8 (35:08):
Was it just panic and run, Like if a ball
was coming at you, Did you have any plan?

Speaker 11 (35:13):
Yeah, if a ball was coming our plan was actually
to take our packs off and like throw them in
the air and hope the bull would go for the
pack and then try and step out in the way.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
I'm not sure that's a good plan.

Speaker 8 (35:23):
You didn't, Yeah, gone with you?

Speaker 11 (35:25):
No, how we didn't. But we're just we were just
three jasses with not much clue what we're going on
to this. None of us had just none of us
had grown up on a farm or anything.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
And how how about the interpersonal relationship between between you
and Alex? How did that go? Oh?

Speaker 11 (35:40):
Look, there were times when we were both getting you know,
but we're all low on sleep and tired and you know,
getting a bit anngsy. But other than that, you know,
we were all helping each other out the whole way,
and it went really well and we're just glad we
got it done for Darryl. So it was a pretty
cool moment at the end.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Oh, nice one. And I bet that sleep on Saturday
night and a proper bed would have been.

Speaker 11 (36:02):
A beauty Oh, it was unbelievable. I think we all
hurd the pillows and went straight to sleeps in about
two minutes.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
So being obviously the challenge is you aimed to not
move twenty five meters either side of the line. Did
you manage to do that?

Speaker 11 (36:18):
So it's quite hard to tell exactly because the GPS
we are following doesn't tell you exactly how far you're
off the line. It just has a little scale in
the We think maybe at one point we straight about
thirty meters off the line, which is still means we've
completed it, but not like to the highest tier. It
still gives us a pretty good rank. But other than that,

(36:39):
that was the only point we strayed, and it was
actually because we didn't want to walk on this farmer's crops,
so we still think we did the right thing.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
There we're talking to Ben, who walked in the straight
line from Dargavill two fung at Ay. So will you
be attempting another straight line challenge? Ben?

Speaker 11 (36:58):
Oh, look, not in the near future, I don't think,
because that was a we've all got our bodies have
come out on the other side not looking the best.
We've got quite a few cuts and bruises and stuff
like that. Potentially, you know, in the far future, we
do plan on keeping our Instagram page up and doing
other sorts of challenges. Whether they're going to be a

(37:20):
straight line challenge, We're not sure, but I guess we'll
see what happens and go from there.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
And the other question I got for you, Ben, so
when you arrived and fang it a were there were
there were there crowds of people there to welcome you.

Speaker 11 (37:33):
Not not crowds, but you know, a few of the
boys came and packed us up and we went back
and had a couple of beers and.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
That was it.

Speaker 11 (37:41):
We're planning a big night, but I didn't really manage
to get there, fell asleep early.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Okay, Well, I imagine those beers would have tasted quite good.
Good on you, Ben, Nice to talk to you, and
and love to Alex as well.

Speaker 11 (37:52):
Awesome, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
All right, thanks very much, So Ben and Alex to
raise money for November on those.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
Boys they breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
I see that the Anger steak and Jlipino cheese pie
made by the Legends at Dad's Pies is on the shelf.

Speaker 8 (38:12):
Finally, beering by pie July how six months ago? Yeah,
that's right, that's how long. That's how good this pie is.
It's been six months in the making. You take they
got the recipe perfect.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
It took us a long time to suss it out,
mainly because the Hurdocke listeners couldn't decide what it was
going to be. Okay, and then they decided, then we
we prefect that the recipe. Dad's Pies came back and forth.
But I'll tell you what, it's a very good pie.
And I've been told by the people at BP that
at while being cafe that it's been selling very very well.

Speaker 8 (38:45):
Right, you got to get in early because I go
past the while being on my way to work and
most pies are smashed by.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Sixt ety Yeah, I know. So you can get it,
the Angus steakn Jilipinio cheese pie, Thehdacke pie at BB
while being cafes, select the supermarkets and dairies. And the
other thing is if you take a photo with the
pie eating the pie, and I suggest as well taking
a photo with a little bit of the wrapper on it,
so we know that it is in fact that pie.

Speaker 8 (39:12):
Get creative as well, I imagine make it stand out.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, if you take a photo you could be into one.
Potentially you could be in too, win five thousand dollars.
You just need to share that photo on the socials
taking radiohocky.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
Insh the's a new car five thousand bucks?

Speaker 5 (39:29):
I mean, boys, am I able to get my name in.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
The ring for this one?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Well? Look, it wouldn't be the first time that someone
has shoehorn themselves into a radiohdocky competition.

Speaker 8 (39:38):
Yeah, particularly a cash price I'm looking at you former
drivers before.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Never seriously, I'm gonna go and buy one of those
so I can take a photo with it and one
five green and by a new cast.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
I'll tell you what, MESHI if your photo that you
take is I think that's fair enough.

Speaker 8 (39:56):
Ye look at this, the photos go to an independent adjudicator.
But I'm just I'm just suspicious that you're lucky in
creative juices. So your photo would just be like you
with the pie which not going to win?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Really, well, what do you think I should do then?

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Movie? Well, just you need with the pies not going
to not going to cut it?

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Why am I noodle them?

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Well? You always are taking notes this is the thing.
But are you need with the with the pies? Not enough?

Speaker 6 (40:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (40:18):
Your generation? Why are you also?

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Well, I'm not taking a lot of nudes.

Speaker 8 (40:24):
You are, so I haven't been talking to you about
You've both seen each other nudes.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
I'm playing check the song off real quick, head off fast.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
The breakfast already coming.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Up after eight o'clock. It's the last Well, it was
the last day of November, of the weekend, wasn't it Saturday?

Speaker 8 (40:44):
Yeah? It was so. I mean around the country there
would have been a lot of womb brooms removed over
the weekend. And look, I've got a I've got a
theory on it. I've got a theory on what I
reckon ninety percent of men and women who grew mustaches
over November, and how they removed it, and what they
did just before they removed the last bit.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. Is
there any evidence of any women growing mustaches from November?

Speaker 8 (41:07):
I don't know. I was just trying to be inclusive. Yeah, okay,
I mean the day and age. I mean, I'm still
canceled technically from one network. So I was just I
was treating lightly. I was just trying to include everyone.
There's most sisters out there, and good on.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
You, absolutely good on them, one per one hundred percent.
It takes a it's a broad church that it takes.
It takes a village.

Speaker 8 (41:31):
Yeah, to grow mustache.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Absolutely. Also, we're trying to get in touch with pet Palang. Actually, yes,
used to be the flavor breakfast toast.

Speaker 8 (41:39):
Yes and now yeah now owns one of New Zealand's
biggest secondhand car dealerships. All sorts of businesses going on.
And I think he will be very helpful in assessing meshes.
Absolute crapper of a car.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Well, what's he going to do?

Speaker 5 (41:54):
We don't give him a car and he's going to say, yeah, Mash,
you've get yourself a bit of a ship box on
your hand.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
He might not. He'll give you advice.

Speaker 8 (41:59):
He knows you can hand cars, especially in this price range.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Okay, he does it, And I think you'll be able
to offer you some kind of trade and deal or
something him. You may even become an ambassador, okay, now
with who knows. Okay, this could be a hue. If
we don't talk to him, we'll never know.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I see some light then of this tunnel.

Speaker 8 (42:14):
Yeah, eight hundred best deals.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yep, that's right.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
The hod Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
News, Entertainment, Sports and News. There are available everywhere on
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Speaker 1 (42:32):
And welcome along into the herd Ague Breakfasts.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Nice to have you with us this morning.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
It's Monday, the second December twenty twenty four, the second
day of summer mes.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
She's on the buttons this morning, old morning, mister Wells morning.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
And Accchilane joins us on the show.

Speaker 8 (42:46):
Bloody great to be here on a Monday.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
I'd great to have you.

Speaker 8 (42:50):
He looked at me like you were hesitated there. For
a second.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
I thought you're going to say something else.

Speaker 8 (42:54):
Now I's genuinely, genuinely happy to be here.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Yeah, it's always nice to have you on the show.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Gu Lane, Jerry Struggle was the energy g Lane.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Okay, it gets caught off guard easily if someone comes
in with some kind of positive attitude.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
So just yeah, I'm.

Speaker 8 (43:05):
Aaby to take that down, Thick if we're talking about you.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
Okay, Well, now I feel like I was. I thought
I was backing up there gain and now as all
a sudden, this is the.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Thing this is the thing, Hey, that weekend of sport
was an interesting one. Cheapest creepers. Hard to get over
over that. You know, we no matter what you did
in your weekend. Imagine if you're part of that New
Zealand cricket team, what are the discussions around dropping catches?
Tom Maatham said, we might just not even talk about it.

Speaker 8 (43:29):
Yeah, well that's the thing. Once you get the drop seas,
it's in your head. I mean we know that well
better than anybody. Wou after we dropped fifteen catches in
one innings. I mean that's not far off the eight.
But we had a long hard look at ourselves after
that the ACC leven when we dropped all those catches,
and to be fair, it didn't help because the next
game we dropped even more.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
With the difference though between the ACC eleven and the
New Zealand team is that we actually dropped twelve. I
believe it was officially twelve, but we didn't catch one.
Now that's never been done before. People will drop a
whole lot heap of catches, but they will still take
one or two. We dropped every single catch that came
to us.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
Also, we ran away from a lot. If you remember
our ball weet high in the air in Matt Heath,
I've never seen someone run backwards away from the ball
and then it drop and then he ran towards it
and then picked it up and through it. And to
be honest, I was guilty of doing that a couple
of times.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Well I heard Matt Heath during those commentary he go, oh, no,
what And I thought to myself, if you were under
any of those catches, you would have missed every single
A man who's never taken a catch, actually never taken
a catch. Remarkable commentating other people's drops.

Speaker 8 (44:32):
Yeah, you can't throw stones?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Can you can't throw stones?

Speaker 6 (44:35):
The Darkey Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Sacy g Lane joins us on the show this morning.
It's the second day of December, second day of summer.
That also means that it's the end of movin.

Speaker 8 (44:48):
But that's right on the weekend on Sunday, there would
have been a lot of New Zealanders, great New Zealanders
who would have removed their worm broom or their mouth
mrkin off their face snot mop yep, their cookie duster,
their crumb catcher, the grass groun yep, so they would
have removed it. And like I've been here before and

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you are lying to me for those new Zealanders out
there who didn't do this, and that is the removal
of the nose bug. We're slowly from left to right
until you get to the edge of your nostrils and
you're left with a Charlie chaplain. Okay, what a Charlie chaplain?

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Is that what it's called? Are we sure that is
that the only name?

Speaker 8 (45:30):
There's some someone else's had took has taken the mantle? Okay,
so very large over history and yeah forties, yeah, loom
lowj after Central Europe.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
And now a whole history channel is based around yeah.

Speaker 8 (45:41):
And you're not allowed to like and you can't grow
this mustache skins Paul Charlie chaplain. He is, he was
the pioneer. Anyway, everyone's done it, and you've looked in
the mirror and you know the odd person has going, Hey,
you're going to your partner and go, what do you
reckon about this one? Or bang off a photo and
ciner to the WhatsApp group. That's dangerous because I've found

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out the hard way about doing that. Sent one to
Joe jury and saying what do you reckon and then
him basically putting it in his archive. The yeah, he's
got a folder of me and that is at the top.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yes, at the top, of course, of course it is.
And there's another video as well from Dunedin that sits
inside of that archive that I can think of that
I think I filmed, But that's a different story. The
problem as well is that when the I think you
can't be snapped, you can't be held accountable if you've

(46:34):
just sort of slowly yeah, you know, from the side,
and you've accidentally been snapped. It's the double up of
a hand movement at the same time. Yes, So the
video that I've seen, particularly that might sit inside of
someone's archive that we might know involves a hand signal
as well.

Speaker 8 (46:52):
Yes, I don't think think you are involved in that one.
That's a picture of you.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Oh there's a picture of me doing something else for
a long time. That was that to be fair, that
was satire.

Speaker 8 (47:03):
Yeah, well what's not saying that mine was not satire?
How came you can hide under the satire brolly?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah, So I'd like to hear from anyone out there
who be good if they can send their picks in it.

Speaker 8 (47:16):
Yeah, seeing the picture of your Charlie Chaplain, I guarantee
that ninety percent of men who removing there there won't
broom over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Did this?

Speaker 8 (47:23):
This is this is not something that's you know, uncommon.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Would you might have if I also asked three three
three hundred, has anyone ever run the sorry that the Charlie.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Chaplin think you mish out in public?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Well?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
I was thinking, because can you?

Speaker 8 (47:36):
No, not the thing, not unless you're dressed like Charlie Chaplin.
You've got to have a bowler hat, cane and a
little kind of penguin suit. Then you get away with it.
But you constantly have to be Charlie Chaplin.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
Jeez, isn't that amazing that you know you can't even
wear a mustache outside of the house because.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Of No, certainly not that one.

Speaker 8 (47:56):
Has one man had so much effect on facial hair.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I don't know. No, this is the thing. And I
think the reason he wore it in the first place.
We're talking about Adam him. The reason that he had
it was because of the fact that they it went
back to World War One, where people used to wear
gas masks. This is what I've heard him right, Please
correct me if I'm wrong, but it was. It was

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to where you weren't allowed to have your mustache up the.

Speaker 8 (48:22):
Sides because it interferes with the mark.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
So that was a real sort of nod back to
veterans from World War One, and he appealed to those
people inside of Germany because he was, of course a
World War One veteran. I see, Yeah, I had.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
A mate in high school that proded himself on running
the reverse at off.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Is that the one that's underneath the bottom lip.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
No, that's on the top lip. But you just shaved
the middle bit and leave the outside thats Oh.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I've never seen one. It's quite creative.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
The hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells a radio.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Archy talking about facial hair off the back of being
the end of November. Yep, you've kept your womb broom.

Speaker 8 (49:04):
Yep, I'll keep mine. I'm look, I'm probably a twelve
months a year womb boomer and so yeah, I don't really,
I don't November. I love November. Support November. We sold
our ACCU twelve grand we raised for November. But I
leave it on. I leave the crumb catcher on the
lip rug the nosebug, so I leave it on all
the time.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Your crumb catcher is in quite a good space at
the moment, isn't it. It's got a bit of a
hang to it now at this point is quite impressive.

Speaker 8 (49:29):
Yeah, the han's not popular at home.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
I can imagine that.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
Yeah, it's turning into almost a top lip tickler. Yeah,
a little bit of ned Flanders with the shelf shelf
coming in. Yeah, yeah, now I'm looking.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
I'm actually focusing on it now and it's really quite
a weird thing, having a whole lot of here underneath
the nose. And of course November itself part of the
reason that people go, well, you know everybody has mos nowadays,
and they do. Yeah, it's become fashionable again. But when
November first, it was a challenge, wasn't it.

Speaker 8 (50:01):
Yeah it was yet, Yeah, a challenge to grow a
mow was and the scene as, oh, you're.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Doing because it looks so terrible, because it was so
deeply unfashionable. Yeah, I think my members had anything to
do with the fashion of mustache is coming back in.

Speaker 8 (50:15):
I think so. I think people have grown it like
myself and oh, actually a right, especially when I've got
dangerously thin lips. I've got no lips, so having a
mustache it's like man I Stuart south On and meet
Workham former south On On metworkm and I Stewart. He
grows the beard because covers up the double chin. See,
because I was like, what do I do about this
big turkey neck? He just grow a beard, mate, that's

(50:36):
what you do.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah. No, I wish I could grow a mustache because
I was so dangerously thin lips and I look better
with a mustache. But I've been told, in no uncertain
terms by my partner Tolsy, that if I want to
go anywhere within five meters of her, I'm not allowed
to have a mustache. See.

Speaker 8 (50:54):
I had the opposite effect on me. I had the
same conversation. It was a challenge. I was like, Okay,
I'm going to ride anyway. Can't tell me what to do.
It's been a very lonely five years.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
I bet it has well your partner wells, what was
the situation? Has she seen you with a mo before
and she had it so much?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Or is it just the idea of it that excuse her?
She has seen me with a mo before. In fact,
I would grow one. I'd grow a bit of fashion.
My thing was over summer because I have to be
clean schavn for TV. Well, I have to be, but
you kind of otherwise you go through a bit of
a patch where you've got stubble. Stubble doesn't look great
on TV. This looks a bit sort of makes you
look a bit scruffy. Yeah, so I obviously don't grow

(51:34):
any facial hair during the year, but then over summer
I just think, oh, I can't be bother shaving every day,
so I don't and I enjoy having a beard. I
like it.

Speaker 8 (51:42):
It's a bit patchy, I must admit you. It's a
terrible beerd It's like your face. Your facial hair basically
stopped at seventeen years old, you know when it's slightly patchy,
slightly whispy.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
I didn't shave till I was eighteen or nineteen. I mean,
unlike you ge Lane, who was shaving in the womb,
I didn't shave until quite a lot later on. And
so yeah, I can't grow patch. He's an understatement. I mean,
it's there's only it's like the cabbage patches at two
patches basically.

Speaker 8 (52:11):
Any thought of maybe branching out and growing the prison badge?

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Oh that really that would be interesting. So that's that's
a goatee, it's.

Speaker 8 (52:19):
The go tea.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Yeah, yeah, No, I'm not going to do that. I'm unfortunately,
as I said, my hands are tired. I can't grow
facial here. I can, but I will have no action.

Speaker 8 (52:28):
Well, the mustache had a great comeback. Is it time
for the comeback for the prison V? It's time? Is
that it's at prison V's time? Is it or not?
Was that ship sailed the.

Speaker 6 (52:39):
Huraucky breakfast already? Hy?

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Basically? Here, Gilane joins us he's kept his wom broom
even though November is over. Every month's mo mb of view,
isn't it pretty much? Here?

Speaker 8 (52:49):
Look, I'm raising the winners for men's health every month.
It's the kind of guy I am.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
You're a walking ad for men's health. Now you asked
the question to put it out there on three, four, eight,
three and eight hundred, hodaki, is it okay to bring
back the prison V?

Speaker 8 (53:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
And so far I would say three out of three
say no unless your world of white, there is never
a time for a prison V, says this person.

Speaker 8 (53:11):
Well, look, I mean every every time has you know
it's come back. Give a mustache ten years ago. You
grow that, you get called a six piece.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Would Well, who's still rocking the prison v You've got
Ricky Gervais Yep, yep.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Also, I think probably a name that has to be
in the conversations my father and principle of dipped in
primary Gordon Kendy, Gordon Candy.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yep, he'd be running a good prison v P. He's
in the convo.

Speaker 8 (53:34):
Yeah, he's rolling a real seventies seventies prison v that one.
That's all. That's a lot of coverage, a.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Lot of bush.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
He's of that that.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Like.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
I don't think he's ever on a different facial here.
I think he's just been running a Gody and the
number three.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
All over the his entire life.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
It's not heavily manicured. I was just looking a photo
of Gordon Candy before. It's not a manicured one. It's
just a yeah with a hole in the middle of
it where his mouth comes out. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 8 (53:57):
Well, it's just more popular in Southland South Island prison.
But looking at Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp used to roll it,
but not a full one. It was almost Brazilian you're
very manicure, Yeah, very Brazilian like, thin on top, thin
on bottom with just a tickler in the middle.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Is it the most unfashionable facial hair currently on offer.

Speaker 8 (54:16):
I don't. I think it's in a foot race with
the bottom lip growth.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
I know what you're going to call that, but let's
not call that what I think you're going to call that.
The tickler.

Speaker 8 (54:27):
Yes, the tickler. But I've seen former New Zealand cricketer
Roger Twos. If you're familiar with the cricket credit team
in the two thousands, yep. He I think he might
be on the board of m Zealand Crickets. I don't know,
but he was at Hagley Oval and he ran one.
He ran an upside down mustache the entire length of
his bottom lip with a gray tickler.

Speaker 11 (54:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
It's an upside down wombroom he's operating. Yeah, I know
it's way too much underneath there. What's going on?

Speaker 8 (54:53):
I don't know. I've never seen it before. I've never
seen it before, but.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
He's an outline the chin strap. Oh, that's interesting.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
It's chin strap.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah, the chin strap.

Speaker 8 (55:02):
Okay, yeah, we'll see the chin strap. Are you talking
that's your amish, it's your kind of.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
The underneath it. Yeah, under bed. We'll talk more about
men's facial hair after the eight thirty news headlines. Also
Pete the parlangy oh, yes, he's got in touch with
us unmashes two thousand and two Forward Focus, which we're
trying to move him on from.

Speaker 8 (55:19):
Yeah, he's Pete the Parling. You know numy CEO of
one hundred Best Deals, which is one of the biggest
secondhand car dealers around.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
It's going to have some advice for Mashi on what
to do with us two thousand and two Forward Focus.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Okay, can't wait.

Speaker 6 (55:30):
Jeremy Well on radio.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
It's say thirty two on the Hidicky Breakfast. Time for
your latest news headlines. Twelve people are due in court
after being arrested at among the More Barbarians event in
Nelson over the weekend. Police have issued one hundred and
eighty fines and then pounded three vehicles and taken action
for drug offences, wearing game patches, breaching bail and drink driving.
So the Mangoma played the Barbarians and rugby.

Speaker 8 (55:52):
Yeah I think so. Yeah, real Champagne Rugby that game.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
And this is but Unfortunately they got arrested for it.

Speaker 8 (55:57):
Yeah, no one, No one kicked to the corners and
run everything. Oh yeah, Graddy Rugby, You.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Got any information on the score or the result of
that game?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Me look here, Oh forty three seventeen to the manglob.

Speaker 8 (56:10):
Okay, quite high scoring.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Speaking of driving, an Australian woman has had the fright
of her life finding a deadly tiger snake slithering up
her leg and she's driving down a motorway. Please say
she managed to fend the snake off her, weave through
some traffic, pull over and leap out of her car
to safety.

Speaker 8 (56:31):
That's up there with when you grow up and you
are a little kid on the toilet and all you
can think of as a snake coming up there you
being and biting your ass. That's that was my childhood.
That's the equivalent of that as an adult. But I
once had a bumblebee come in the window and fly
up my pants.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
That was bad enough. Jesus got up your pants. And yeah,
do they sting bumblebee? Right? They do, because there's always
that thing. Do bumblebee sting? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (56:59):
I'm not sure what was worse for the bumblebee or
me because he was up my pants and into my downstairs.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
And did the bumblebee? Does the bumblebee die after it stings?

Speaker 8 (57:08):
No, it doesn't, but it did pass away, Sadley.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Right, I can imagine what you did to it.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
We had a situation in Brizzy round a gulf and
it was we were on about the eighth hole I believe,
I can't even remember what course it was, but there
was an issue. It was really hot that day, and
then there's some snake seeking refuge in some holes.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Oh and a few of us.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
Had forgotten that maybe we should be careful about heading
balls into the holes and putting their hands straight in there.
And luckily they went in the deadly kind of snakes.
But I'll tell you what putting your hand in a
hole and feeling something that ain't a golf ball, yeah yeah, no, yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
No, You don't put your hand down a hole in Australia.
Keep your hands out of holes, yep.

Speaker 8 (57:43):
And always pull the corrugated iron towards you. Never lift
it straight up. It'll come straight for your face. What
makes why would you live in Australia.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
I look at I don't know, terrifying.

Speaker 8 (57:55):
It's Australians frist terrifying that poor woman man that is
up there.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
My worst nightmare go on here. Though she did it,
it's pretty impressive. Snake's in a car. You could make
a movie about that. Look at a car? Was she druve?
I think it was a two thousand and two forward focus.

Speaker 6 (58:10):
Talking here the hod Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
On Radiodidacycjulane joins us, and you were just saying, before
last day of November on Saturday, yep, thirty days has September, April,
June and November all the rest of thirty one except February,
which has got twenty eight. How the rhyme goes has
passed out there the ryan goes. But you were saying

(58:35):
that there's a single person out there who celebrated November
that didn't just cut the mow from the outside and incrementally, yes,
until it got to a point where there was just
here from Nostril to Nostril.

Speaker 8 (58:49):
Yes, and then either called your partner or your flatmates
around and went hey, hey, yeah, just for a moment,
and then obviously the rest of it was removed. I
mean there was a lot of facial hair removal went
on on Sunday. That's what I'm saying. There's a lot
of heir went down plug holes on Sunday and a
lot of people dressed as a notorious dictator.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
But is there any form of facial hair other than
the Charlie Chaplins slash the mo which is less acceptable
than that? Is there another apart from I'm just saying obviously,
you've got the goatee, which is not very fashionable right now,
although Gordon Caddy's still running it, keeping.

Speaker 8 (59:27):
It alive, popular in prison. That's about it.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Yep, ye, very popular. Ricky Gervai is still still running it.

Speaker 8 (59:33):
He's got a bit of a round face. I think
that's where my softens it with that.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
But lamb chops, lamb chops, lamb chops are an interesting one.
Lamb chops in the nineteen eighties were incredibly unfashionable. And
we had a woodwork teacher called Clive Tuckerman.

Speaker 8 (59:50):
And Clive Tuckerman, how many fingers did he have? Clive Tuckerman,
I've never had a woodwork teacher that's had all ten.
I'm just going to say that I.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Never looked at Clive Tuckerman's fingers I've got to say,
but Clive Kerman was running massive, massive sideboards.

Speaker 8 (01:00:03):
Did he also? And I asked did he have glasses
with the neck necklace as well, because a lot of
people would goatees always ran eccentric glasses with the neck
hold so they could drop them and hang around their neck.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
No, he did it, but he ran a very very
tight denim short that you'd see everything in and things
would come out the side of People will know Clive
tacker there's he worked at the New Market Manual Training
Center in the nineteen eighties. A lot of people will
remember Clive Tackerman.

Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
Can he still around or a rip?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I'd say it still be around. Clive Tuckerman. Yeah, we
did an unfortunate thing where we decided to saw off
one of the legs of Clive Tuckerman's work bench and
we friend of mine, Salty and I we just started
sawing away at one of the legs and we left
it to the point where there was about two mil left,
so if anyone kicked it, that bench would have gone down. Well,

(01:00:57):
Clive Tuckerman was on the on the ten and saw
the other end.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
On the lathe yep.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
But anyway, anything other than sideboards that the upside down
Roger Toa's mustache.

Speaker 8 (01:01:08):
Yeah, the loop, the chin strap.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
I find a chin strap quite problematic.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Yeah, is that what we're talking there?

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Yeah, I could just get a little bit unruly.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
I think it's a go to for people that can't
grow facial here like myself. As it all grows under
the jaw line as opposed to above the jaw line.
Facial here looks beasting it on the side of the
face rather than under the channel.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Okay, yeah, what about just a pet What about patches
on the side that are not connected to the side
board or the chin so.

Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
That Team America kind of look Deka derka that one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Co patches here on the side. I don't mind that, really,
I've never it's never become popular for some reason.

Speaker 8 (01:01:41):
A popular after Team America. But hey, look, rip to
all that facial hair over the weekend on Sunday. God
knows where it goes. It goes into somewhere, into some
waste water somewhere, but there there's thousands and thousands of
womb rooms were removed and God bless you will for
raising money.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
You're right, actually that where that all the anything it
goes out storm water and up fish end up eating it. Yeah,
so if you're catching any fish out of the links,
we well, it's probably got some of some of Chi
Lane's facial hair in it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
The Hold Actual Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Earlier on we were talking about Meshi getting rid of
his car. He's got a two thousand and two forward focus.
It's an absolute piece of crap and it's struggling to
pass its warrant, Is that right, Meshi?

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Yeah, Well, look I've got to be honest. Before I
came into the show this morning, I wasn't trying to
get rid of this car.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
This car's fine, you.

Speaker 8 (01:02:28):
Know, it's not. It's not. There's there's nothing fine about it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
Every time I go for a WAFT year, so I
have to pay about eight hundred bucks a WAFT to
kind of get some things, you know, done up. This time,
it's going to be the ties that that need to
redone with this.

Speaker 8 (01:02:38):
The way there things go, you've over insured it as well,
so I mean there is the possibility we can run
an insurance scam on it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
Well, there was that possibility until you started kind of talking,
you know, via broadcast today. Sure, Yeah, Well, you bought
the car for fifteen hundred dollars and each time you
get a warrant it costs you over a thousand dollars,
well close to it, so you're paying more than the
actual price of the car to keep it on the road.
You want to get rid of it, John, I can
trying to get rid of it. So we've got Pete
the Parlang on the line. He's director of oh eight

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hundred best deal Cars on Campus, Pussy Runs, Pop Scooter
Horror on waki Island.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Get a Pete good a boys, how very good? Thank you?
No doubt you've got some advice for Meshi for what
he can do with us. Two thousand and two Forward
Focus be nice.

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
I'm really feeling for her a because it's like Ford Focus.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
What a stink car to star with. Whether they handed
me down or was it your first car? Did you
buy that voluntarily?

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
I bought it voluntarily off a coworker of mine here,
Joe Jerry. You might you might be familiar with his work, Pete.
He gave me a bit of a price.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Of Yeah, that's a real good car.

Speaker 11 (01:03:43):
Motes. You haven't had any problems.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
So if you were me Pete, what what should I do?
She's got about one hundred and eighty thousand k's on
the clock. She's struggling to get past Dell Wafts. She's
faded from sitting outside every night for the last couple
of years. Again, it's the two thousand and two forward, folks,
because what do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
I do here?

Speaker 11 (01:04:02):
Well, it hasn't got a Warrior finners, because that's a
big deal.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Right the second as of Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
No, No, that's that's a little bit of a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Only like the easiest way to sell a car, it
needs to have a Warrior friends, It's how you're going
to get.

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
Your best money for it. Otherwise just sort of your
options are like, I don't know, push it off a
cliff and get some footage, ye, take it to your.

Speaker 8 (01:04:27):
Localft and andy Rica, or basically you can play the
Merry go Round and assessable cars on Facebook Marketplace.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
Okay, right, that's a great option. So you're saying, so
I am planning to get my waft on Thursday with
a few new tires on it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
You think that will go a long way?

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
You know how it was different? Wouldn't put new tires
on that's to do for some second hand on because
save money here, babe.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Yeah, good point.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
So you reckon just a couple of old ould shit
as it have already been used just to scrape me
through the wharf.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
That's what I would do. I mean it's like yeah,
I mean you're not selling like a you know, a
very attractive.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
Car, so you really want to just as much as possible,
you know, anything that anything that can get rid of it, Like, yeah,
you would, you could listen it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Trade me, but they take you know, they'll take some
body car on the commission.

Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
We could go onto auto trader, but yeah, you're kind
of you're.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Kind of limited with the card like that bro to say.

Speaker 8 (01:05:16):
Right Pete, Pete Mars and Pete the paraling your eight
hundred best you or cars. I didn't think of that
strategy of just content, like you said, driving off a
cliff and film. I mean, that's worth that's worth money
in terms of eyeballs and likes. I mean you you
obviously on Instagram mashy like making a self have a
fisty time, and you know what, what's the value of
a like to you? I mean just drive it off

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a cliff film and you've got no shirt on, you
can do a fisty photo as it goes off the cliff.
I mean, what's what's what's the value of a like?

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Yeah, that's good point.

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
Maybe maybe getting seven hundred likes rather than seven hundred
dollars for this is actually worth it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
That's what your generation about, isn't it, Pete?

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Seriously, what would you pay for this two thousand and
I mean what would you take to take this off
Mesh's hands?

Speaker 11 (01:05:56):
Oh man, I don't look.

Speaker 8 (01:06:00):
Your bus for trade.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Trade soulte, I'll give you. I'll get in touched later on.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Why don't you pack it up and just leave it
and wait for the big easter like a record demo
Dooby and Demoy. That is actually really good, Okay, Jesus
eight hundred best deal cars. Thanks for your time this morning.
Good to talk to you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Thanks for the tugs.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Pleasure pleasure he read me once.

Speaker 11 (01:06:29):
Anything you need.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
And you can't pet if I'm being honest.

Speaker 8 (01:06:34):
He's got a few scooters. He's learning around Wahiki Island. Maybe,
thanks very much.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Listening to the Hidache Breakfast today. The podcast is going
to be able to live in a m This morning,
all good pods are found. We'll see you tomorrow boys,
the whole Lanky Breakfast.

Speaker 8 (01:06:51):
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