Fur-Free Friday - The Radio Show (November 29)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Entertainment, sports and music. There as available everywhere on the
out radio app. Jeremy Wells on radio, I.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Heard Icky good morning, walk my along to the Hiderchey
Breakfast Friday, the twenty ninth of November twenty twenty four.
My name's Jeremy Wells. This is man she put in
the buzzons.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, good morning mate, Happy black Friday to you.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
And this is Ruder on the studio to executive producer Ruder, it's.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
A black Friday because I'm a little disappointed in the
black Caps. Actually after the last session yesterday. It hurt
my feelings watching them throw away work inside that.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh interesting, Okay, we'll want to have a chat about
this next. I think because Jerry, you were commentating some
cricket yesterday and actually he was great to hear you
commentating some cricket. Yes, actually I must say you are
great at it. No, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I get through, I'm muck on through. I enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Goodness, it was fun so good.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
First at first game the season, first day of the
new cricket season. Yeah, it's a great feeling, especially a
day like that. Let's talk about it next, something about
Hagley Oval, whether Northwest are blowing thirty one degrees, it
will be nice and cool today. Here's the Beatles, welcome

(01:14):
along the.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Hurdarchy breakfast already your.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Hurdarchy for at least fifty five years ago. Today, that
is the Beatles come together. Still sounds good.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh shit, that chun holds up still sounds good fifty
five years later. Did you guys remember watching the is
it get Back? Let's get back? Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I keep thinking it's come together?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
That documentary it's a different one, and they were about to,
oh is it?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, there's another documentary come together, but you get back,
the Peter Jackson documentary. Yeah, the New's on Disney Plus. Yeah,
holy crap, that's good. There's quite a lot of that song.
And there isn't there from memory?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
There is? Yep, there's It's such a great documentary, so
cleverly made as well, using the audio and the way
they've pieced it all together. Watching the Beatles' right songs,
watching the Beatles' relationships with each other like that, because
it's just hours and hours and hours and hours of footage.
Didn't bit of Jackson want it to be twenty five
hours At one stage.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
It definitely would have been a real passion project for
him because obviously the guy doesn't need the money, and
he would have had to wade through hundreds of hours
with the film and audio, just hundreds of hours. So
imagine that like being his wife friend, just.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Like Peter, Peter and Spinner.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
It's like I'm working on the Beatles, working on the Beatles'
friends like.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Friends used to it.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, I'd say so, friends like, oh, yeah, good, she
just has to wake up. He's working on some kind
of face mask for a new orc.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, all right, thank god. Peter's in his happy place.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, she rolls over the middle of the night. Peter's
not in bed beside her.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Peter's watching footage again, in his happy place.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I reckon. That's exactly what's going on. You know how
sometimes Tolsi wakes up in the middle of the night
and she wanders out to the lounge and you're watching
old ending media lunch.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Clubs always yeah. Yeah, it's like he's in his happy place.
He's watching himself again, yeap, yeah, and he's browsing blue
incognito again. Okay, he seems happy.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
We were going to talk to his but maybe we
should do that up next year. Good now again, Okay,
he's going the Anthonot with.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Us Pets Stepsisters, the Hdarchy breakfast with Jeremy Wells al
Radio Hodarchy. So the cricket in christ yesterday. Nice to
see cricket again the start of summer. You could say,
I suppose that it was a day of most opportunities.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
And in the air and he's gone, Caine Williams said,
has gone for ninety three delivery. They got a little
bit big on him, almost looked like he was going
to ramp it over gully and had a two square
and it went straight to Crawley at point and Williamson
full seven short of his thirty third test century.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
That was the first time since December twenty eighteen that came.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Williamson was out in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, since then he's made thirteen hundreds and thirty three tests,
including five double hundreds, and he has six scores between
fifty and ninety nine. So once he gets past fifty,
he gets to one hundred and sixty eight percent of
the time.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
That's insane. That's insane numbers. You're commentating the curk with
the SEC yesterday alongside Lee Hart Jesson, hoyt acc He
and g Lane, Lee Baker Tony Lyle. What were your
takeaways from yesterday's fixt year Jerry?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
My takeaways were that we gave a number of our
wickets away. Yes, I mean, I'm just having a look down.
I mean, Devin Conway that ball was not a great ball.
He just mistimed one, caught in bold straight back to Atkinson.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Great Graham, by the way, because I should say that.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Tom light thing got a good one. Yep, came Williamson.
Probably not a great delivery.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I'm sure. Look is it going to help with a
twenty five year old who hasn't played cricket for six
years and analyzes Ken Wilson's technique for a second? Is
am I in a position to be able to do that?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Sure, Or maybe I'll make a comment. Yeah, he's quite interesting,
isn't he? Because obviously a terrific terrific better obviously, but
the way that he tries to noodle through the off side,
it means that he cuts quite close to the body
at times, which has resulted in chops on in the past,
and it also results and unfortunately spinning one to gully
from time to time. This is what just happened, yes today.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, well you got to get out somehow, don't you.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
You sure do?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
And Ration Ravender that was a full toss that he
hit straight to Zach Crawley.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yep, that one upset me.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Actually, that wasn't good. Darryl Mitchell, you've got to pull
sometimes sometimes you get a top edge, yeah, Tom Blundell, Yeah,
Nathan Smith just guiding it to shortly.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
He actually looked like for a moment that he might
have something actually, Nathan Smith.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Henry played well for his eighteen.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Part of me. Matt Henry played well for his eighteen.
He came in with a bit of a point to prove.
I think, didn't he ruder? He was coming down to
the wicket pretty quickly.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, but then again once he looked comfortable, he smashed
it down long on.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah. But that's Matt Henry. Yeah, he's going to That's
not his job, is it. Okay? Eighteen? If you're if
your number what is it? What is your number nine?
If your number nine gets eighteen, you're good as gold.
So in the N three nineteen for eight. Yeah, so
who's still in So we still got Glen Phillips and
there in forty one and Tim Sauvee is on ten. Okay,

(06:13):
so your big, big runs from Tim Saudi today, Calling
to you, I was going to say.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Look, it's not coming on some Saudi's runs. Okay, he's
a terrific better we all know that, and he's got
plenty capabilities in that area. And I won't having bad
words said about his batting.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Okay, Jerry big Day, Well that's not what happened the
other day when you said to him seventy seven, seventy
seven on debut, Tim Saudi, seventy seven with the bat
what happened?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
What happened? What happened to the rest of your career?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Well, look, I was you know that it's going to
be ringing in his ears. He's out there today, he's
going to hear you twenty five year old, never played
first class checkering to be ringing in his ears.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
And as Tim Saudi said, seventy seven more than you'll make.
And it was interesting when you were analyzing Kan Williamson's career,
and you know he's got eighty eight hundred eighty one runs,
which is eighty eight hundred and eighty one reasons why
I think he's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
It is at his job. Oh sorry, did I make
it sound like I don't think Kan Williamson's amazing a
little bit? Oh really, sorry about that, Kane. I think
Kane's terrific. Okay, I think he's the best best movie
we'vever had. And also I would have come back to
Sabia with that. Seventy seven said, look, you don't know,
m I made a couple. Well I have made you know,
I could have made a couple. I could off. I
don't reckon. You would have gone for and mess.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
You're not.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
You're quite useful. I think you could have got a
couple of runs in first class cricket.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, what have you got?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Seventy seven?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Probably not, but still you could have probably scratched together
at ten.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yeah, put one through I don't know, third man for
four yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
So they're resuming at three nineteen for eight today and
interesting the tab. How has it got U scaring dollars
sixty five in New Zealand to win the Test? From
here England two dollars thirty The draw is seventeen. Nobody
cares about the drawer obviously, so difficult time to work
out who's going to win the test next because New
Zealand haven't even finished their first time means yet and
England haven't even bad it. So Tairby's going, I don't know,

(08:00):
a similar to what they started the game at.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
But that's higher, well higher for them and love for
us than I actually thought it might be. Yeah, I
thought that.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
I thought the game was a bit more in the
balance than those odds suggest.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Okay, I think we're probably going to bowl quite well
on that deck.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, I think so put the house on the black
Caps in Yeah, I reckon.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Okay, the breakfast already coming up later on after the
succeeding news headlines which country has a Santa shortage? And
accre g Lane joins us on the show.

Speaker 8 (08:31):
A Santa shortage.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, okay, there's.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
A country out there at the moment and they have
a massive shortage of Santa's.

Speaker 8 (08:37):
There's only one center.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
So well there's center, oh yeah, center, and then there's
the and then there's Center's other centers metal helpers. Yeah,
the center's helpers that help. But yeah, there's one center.
He's fine, Okay, good, good, he's fine, though. I'm always
a little bit worried about Center.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (08:56):
It was a bit of beast, isn't he He's a
little bit fat, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
And I don't know, he's just getting to a point
where he maybe needs to do a bit of exercise
or look after his Diye. I just worry about And
he's such a good guy. I'd hate f him not
to be around.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
If you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
But then again, he's magic, so he'll probably be fine.
After seven o'clock, we're catching up with Alex and Ben.
Now they're walking in a straight line from Dargaville to Fugaday.

Speaker 8 (09:23):
Oh. Yes, we talk to them on Monday, didn't we.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, an update from then? How are they going? Because
I know that they were going through a bit of
farm land they across a river when I last spoke
to them, and they were quite concerned that they might
have to go through a herd of cattle. And if
that herd of cattle was sitting down, say, if they
thought there was an earthquake coming like mas she.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
Thinks that cars lost your mind?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Then what happens? You can't get the cows up and
shoot them around, can you? Cows might go you what
about a what about a what about a ball in
your way?

Speaker 8 (09:52):
Now the steers are more dangerous because steers they've got angle, lose,
they've lost their nuts, they're angry. Hey are they staying
off the because I had a few beers down in
Christus and I was struggling to say within a twenty
minute straight on.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
And also later on, we want to know what links
you go to to get out of something, because there's
a court in South Korea that's found around guilty of
trying to avoid military service by deliberately gaining weight. It's
a good story that's coming up later on. I'm a
Hurdekeey briefing US.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Entertainment, sport and news that there are available everywhere on
the old radio app. Johnny Wells on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Six thirty one on the Hurderarchy Breakfast time for you
latest news headlines. Australia has passed world first laws banning
under sixteen's using social media. The band will come into
force at the end of twenty twenty five. The Australian
government argues that it's needed to protect young people from
the harms of sosh meds.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I was doing some reading up on this this morning.
Quite interesting.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
This.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
So the law that the passed is that every social
media company must make what they determine as a reasonable
effort at keeping underase people off social media. So I
don't think that this actually does mean a whole.

Speaker 8 (10:58):
Life this year is this same registration gate that you
get on blue sites where it slows are you yep yep?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
And then as.

Speaker 8 (11:07):
Then straight into some blue Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
It's a tricky one that one speaking from experience today,
retailers are we putting all their or retailers will be putting.
They're all into making the most of Black Friday, alside
boxing d It's one of the biggest shopping days of
the year.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
So it's a Black Friday and there it's a great headline.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
And it's bast Friday sucks.

Speaker 8 (11:31):
I know it sucks because it's like it started two
weeks ago. I think should be a law black Friday
can only be on Black Friday. The rest of them
are kind of off.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
White because now there's like a Cyber Monday as well,
isn't there. Yeah, yes, you've got the Black Friday and
the Cyber Monday, which is not as inclusive as the
Black Friday.

Speaker 8 (11:46):
Is that the same as Teddy Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
No, Teddy Tuesday is different thing.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
That's a completely different thing. And the black Caps are
three nineteen for eight on the opening day of the
first cricket Test against England and christ Church, including half
century stands for the second, third and fourth wickets. Came
Williams some top score with ninety three pay resumes at
eleven am. Meanwhile, Srilanka have been dismissed for their lowest
Test cricket score ever. They got dismissed for forty two

(12:11):
and thirteen point five overs by South Africa.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
It sounds like t acc I think we've been dismissed
for forty two a couple of times. Julane, Yeah, we have.

Speaker 8 (12:20):
Hey, I don't reckon that's enough for the Black kids
looking at that pitch.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Ah really wow, they're still in the Glen Phillips.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Is still in there.

Speaker 8 (12:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Tim southeas goored seventy seven on debut the.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Hod Ack You Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Darchy acc g Lane joins us on the show This
Morning Time for the History.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Of Today with Jeremy James Drummond Dwells.

Speaker 8 (12:46):
So Friday, can we maybe not have the povert and
pan flu the shire. Something something a bit more upbeat.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
It's Friday, say.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
But Friday's a good day to be in the Shire.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
It's a good day for some Drummond bar.

Speaker 8 (13:00):
Yeah, okay, all right, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
In eighteen seventy seven, Drummond basicdently hadn't been a minted
us inventor Thomas Edison demonstrates his hand cranked phonograph for
the first time.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
What's the hand cranked phonograph, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
The old hand cranked you know, phonograph.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, the phonograph.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, it's like it's like a record player sort of situation.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh, one of those, yeah, right? Is that what he
was inventing as well? Thomas Edison? He did quite a
bit in the end, didn't.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
He He did.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
I think the light bulb eddie was the light bulb,
wasn't there?

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Great? New Zealander nineteen thirty five, Michael Joseph Savage became
the first Labor Party Prime Minister of New Zealand. He's
that slightly creepy looking go with the weird glasses. In
nineteen seventy five, ye New Zealand general election was won
by the National Party headed by Sir Robert Muldoon or
just Robert Maldon at that stage with the best laugh
in World Politics twenty nineteen, I would fragment believed to

(13:57):
be from Jesus Manger was returned to Beth for him
after fourteen hundred years by Pope Francis. That laugh was
more than Rob Jesus or Pope Francis. So that was
my bad on that one. A wood fragment from Jesus Manger.
Two thousand and one, former Beatle George Harrison passed away.

(14:25):
He loved the darts and unfortunately he died of numerous
cancers at the age of fifty eight at a property
belonging to Paul McCartney in Beverly Hills, California. Great mates.
His remains are cremated and the ashes were scattered according
to Hindu tradition and a private ceremony in the Ganges.
He left in a state of a one hundred million pounds.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah, that's quite interesting. I understand. I think Reddy was
telling me before this show. He'll correct me if I'm wrong,
but his ashes were kind of well. He was cremated
and then he put his head half of his ashes
put in one Indian River and half of them put
in another.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
If you're wondering. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Nineteen eighty ninety eight. C. S. Lewis, author was born
on this day.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
What did he write?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Chronicles of Narnia?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Oh Your Nice? Nineteen sixty eight. Jonathan Night, American pop
singer New Kids on the Block.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Oh jesus, the New Kids on the Blot. This is
before your time measure n KOTB. That takes me back.
National days today, National Square Dancing Day, No, National Chocolate's Day,

(15:35):
Buy Nothing Day.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
On Black Friday.

Speaker 8 (15:37):
That's good. I'm down with that.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
National Illustration Day and Fair Free Friday, Fair Free Friday.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Well, hang on, is that? Yeah? That is grow up?

Speaker 7 (15:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
That is? Is it? Really?

Speaker 7 (15:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:49):
That is is everyone supposed to be trimming the Yes,
I love for Free Friday.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
So there it is, the twenty ninth of November twenty
twenty four.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
The Hurchy Breakfast already darchy.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
As you see here that Gilane joins us on the
show this morning. Glane, I was reading an article yesterday
apparently France struggling to find Santa actors. At the moment
they've got a Santa actor shortage, so people playing santas
and helpers, Sander's helpers, I think you call them, yep,
that you find in certain places around the place.

Speaker 8 (16:27):
Like malls and yeah, shopping centers.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, people turning up at work places to give away
presents and stuff like that, and so yeah, this is
and apparently a lot of it is because of rude children.
So the French French are like, I'm sick of rude
children and these long hours and I'm not being paid
enough to do this job anymore. Getting Apparently once Send

(16:51):
he got kicked in the downstairs and he's like, that's
a he hung up his boots straight away, hung up
his black boots, hung up is his beard and left job?

Speaker 8 (17:01):
Why France? Is it just that other kids a holes?
Are they the biggest a holes in Europe or something?

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Is that? Why? Yeah, that's quite interesting.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
I would have thought there'd be some kind of issue
with the Pisti Center, Like I don't want to be
I don't want to make jokes about, you know, inappropriate things,
but I would have thought that there might be some
kind of suspicions around, you know, I don't know, why
does that Send to have a mustache is a little
bit gravy? With the mums.

Speaker 8 (17:20):
No, well this is the problem a little bit as well.
It's a very problematic profession because you've got to I
don't know if you notice now, but they've got to
keep their hands. They're like jazz hands. They're like the Wiggles,
because you know, the Wiggles with the wiggly fingers. That's
what they do, the wiggly fingers and all the photos.
So the hands are clearly in sight, is that right? Yeah,
So they aren't you know, aren't roughing down down there?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Is that what it's called roll harrising?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, okay, Rolf Harris used to have the hands around
the back and nobody quite knew what was going on. Well,
those are the allegations anyway.

Speaker 8 (17:50):
Well the Jimmy Savel as well, the seven.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah, that was also operating in children's hospitals.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, very considered. Apparently one pensioner who played Father Christmas
for years reportedly decided this is in France, reportedly decided
to hang up his boats because kids screaming all day
long and disrespectful parents. And apparently the last straw for
him was when he was urinated on by a child
he was posing for photos. And then two families ended

(18:17):
up brawling while they're cued for some presents.

Speaker 8 (18:19):
And he's right, that's it.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
That's it for mate, I've just been urinated on.

Speaker 8 (18:24):
Depends what you're into. I'd say there'd be some centers
who would have been quick king for that.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Are you if you don't a cent to dress up
or anything like that for some kind of I don't know,
humiliating radio promo.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Gilane would do a good center.

Speaker 8 (18:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, I feel like he would do a
good center. No, Jare's hands for me though, the hands
stay down. That's part of the deal.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
It's it's Christmas time. But you get the presents.

Speaker 8 (18:44):
I must have. Mikey Havock made the greatest center of
all time. She was so sweety.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Boy, he was sweaty in that suit.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
I think it breathed.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
It was Polyesta, the red polyester.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
Cuddly though sit is a cuddly man.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
He was so sweaty. I remember that.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
The hy Breakfast al Radio.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Jelen joins us on the show this morning talking about Santa's.
There's a Santa actor shortage in France. Apparently a lot
of actors who play Santas across malls and businesses and
turning up to certain places not into it. One guy
who had been doing it for sixty years, apparently san director.
The last straw for him was when a child urinated

(19:26):
on him.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Well, I mean sixty years being a center mate.

Speaker 8 (19:28):
Oh lot, different strokes for different folks, though, I'd say
there'd be some Sanders would be keen on that.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
But I think there's a bit of work for you, actually,
gu Lane. I mean you've been known to work with
kids in the past. You wouldn't you the High Vers
wiggle at one stage.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
I was the high Vis wiggle.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
There you go. Julane has just flashed a photo of you,
Julane and High Verse between. I think there wiggles.

Speaker 8 (19:48):
G G wiggles.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
What did you do for the wiggles? I was just.

Speaker 8 (19:51):
The deaf stage manager for a little while in the
Middle East. If they suddenly happy birthday on my birthday
was a great occasion. And then we did ordered wiggly
fingers together.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
So let's tew you know about the weggly fingers, keeping
the fingers out in the open and the photos so
there's not Ralph harrising, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (20:07):
No saveling whatsoever. You get your fingers where they shouldn't
be and you raise them up in the air and
you do wiggly fingers.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Okay, did they police check you before you became the
stage manager?

Speaker 3 (20:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Did they know?

Speaker 6 (20:19):
They didn't.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
But I'll tell.

Speaker 8 (20:21):
You what that The Wiggles were hilarious, the original Weggles
that'd cycle to the venue from the hotel. They refuse
to have a bust, so they all cycled like the Muppets,
can they kit? One of them smoked dorries hard and
they he's paranoid about getting busted smoking daries by the kids,
so there was two layers of security between it. Where
he smoked dorries in his changing room.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Okay, which can you? Can you drop the can you
tell us which wiggle.

Speaker 6 (20:44):
Was on the Dories?

Speaker 8 (20:46):
The sleepy one j Jeff was crushing.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Jeff was a yeah, is that right? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (20:52):
The NIXT team didn't help him because he still fell asleep.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Okay, that's super interesting because nowadays there's only two left
the originally.

Speaker 8 (20:59):
I need the one actually one. Yeah. The rest of
them are just living off the royalties. They were nice
guys though, though, God, they make a lot of money,
Like they have a container of merch that goes around.
They basically shift that during the show side of stage,
merch going kids just with plastic Chinese toys going left
right and seene.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
There did the yellow one transition into a woman? Or
is that just a new person? What isn't there a woman?
Isn't there a woman? A female wig?

Speaker 1 (21:23):
There was?

Speaker 9 (21:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (21:24):
Yeah, okay, yeah, well there was a couple.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Now I get confused, Man, I can't keep up with
the Wiggles cast.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
How much of the Wiggles worth? Meanwhile, the Wiggles estimated
net worth hold around fifty million?

Speaker 8 (21:36):
Yeah, yep, I reckon they sold about fifty million dollars
with a merchant I ad east alone.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
I reckon that's conservative, super conservative. Coming up, after seven o'clock,
we catch up with Alex and Ben. They're walking from
Dagable to fun at a and a straight line raising
money from November, possibly punching darts, we don't know. And
after eight ah, the Fatherwell's confessionals opening up. Oh yeah,
apparently executive producer has done something he's not proud of

(22:01):
and he needs absolution.

Speaker 8 (22:03):
How do we got Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
How many things are we doing?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
There?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
The father Well's confessional speaking of putting hands with you.
They need to be shown.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Father Father Wells.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Father Wells's hands are jazz hands up super high. Okay, Well,
when we do the Father Wells Confessional, can we make
sure that the hands are in the air place.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I'm at a different booth. There's a wall between me
and everybody that comes in.

Speaker 8 (22:25):
I'm talking about just kim uf yourself.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah, I come on, that's a different thing. It's Hietary Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
The Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Darchy, news, entertainment,
sport and music. There are available everywhere on the iHeart
Radio app Jeremy Wells on.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Radio Welcome along to the Hierarchy Breakfast this morning, Friday,
the twenty ninth of November twenty twenty four mes.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
She's pushing the buttons. Yes I am. Good morning and.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Acc h Gulane joins us in the studio.

Speaker 8 (22:57):
You December, this weekend.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Day of summer Sunday, get into it.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
Does it sound like summit?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Felt like summer because we had the first a of
the first cricket Test just today. That's always and oftentimes
in New Zealand that first day of cricket is either
rainy or overcast or a little bit cool. But it
was an absolute Stonkering Christis.

Speaker 8 (23:17):
Yeah, I was a school chap pretty much every were year.
Today it was absolutely cracking year. Thirty degrees the tip,
the temperature and chechen. Yeah, just a punishing normalista to
come with it.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
That's yeah. I think that was pretty warm in the
Hawks Bay as well.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
We used today.

Speaker 8 (23:29):
Yeah, Hawkham was pretty good too. But yeah, summer's here,
get into it. Decenmed on the weekend. Oh share that happened?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
No, I know, I feel like it was March a
couple of months ago. Coming up this morning, we catch
up with Alex and Ben. They'll be pleased that it's summer.
They walking from Dargable to fun at A in a
straight line, raising money for November. After eight o'clock, we're
going to open up the confessional. You can come along
eight hundred had eight hundred and forty eight seven five.
I'll sit on the confessional booth. We'll welcome you in

(23:59):
and you can help me some of the sins that
you've done for the week, all of us or is
this just rude of Well, I'd rather I think we'll
be here all week if you start.

Speaker 8 (24:07):
Off, that's what I mean. How long we got?

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, No, I think you can stay out of that one.
Up next, though, we want to know what links you've
gone to to get out of something the.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Day Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Darky.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
So this is a story that's making headlines around the world.
A court in South Korea has found a man guilty
of trying to avoid mandatory military service by deliberately gaining weight.
So apparently the twenty six year old began binge eating
before his physical examination for the draft, so there was
an initial examination. He was categorized as obese, allowing him

(24:44):
to serve in a non combat role of the government agency.
So apparently he's received a one year suspended sentence, and
the friend who devised the regime for how to make
him massively obese has also received a suspended sentence, but
his six months did he ever?

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Mate? Going too? And mate, what you want to be eating?
Here's just a lot of sheds. So yeah, we're gonna
have a brickie lunch and dinner.

Speaker 8 (25:07):
Yeah, just kry, yeah, booze per Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
So apparently there was an initial exam and he was
in the military and yeah, this guy's all good. And
then after the second examination he weighed in and over
one hundred and two kgs, so he was eating.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Quite a lot of stuff.

Speaker 8 (25:23):
We got any other measurements on him because he's not much.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, so I've just examined twenty seventeen. Found the man
suitable to become an active soldier at one hundred and
sixty nine centimeters, so five foot six and he weighed
eighty three kg's okay, so he's.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
A he's a small barrel.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
Now he's a ball.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
So South Korea they've got a compulsory military service. I
did not know that, Okay.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I able bodied men in South Korea over the age
of eighteen must serve in the army for at least
eighteen months.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
I suppose I're a little bit worried about their French
of the North as well, aren't they.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, that's exactly got hony.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
He's a madman, Ronnie on North.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
How do you compete with meth infetamine armies, That's what
I want to know.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, those guys they march for days and looking. There
are more countries in the world that have compulsory military
service than you might think. I mean Brazil, for example,
ye ten to twelve months for males aged eighteen to
forty five, so you've got to forty five to do
your compulsory service.

Speaker 8 (26:18):
Russia, Oh yeah, it makes sense.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Twelve months for males eighteen to twenty seven, right Mehiko
has twelve months for lottery selected males at age eighteen,
So it's a lottery.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
That's old school, that's hunger Games.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Is actually Egypt, Democratic Republic of Congo, Vietnam. Vietnam two
to three years for males eighteen to twenty seven, two
to three years, two to three years, Iran two to
three years for males at the age of eighteen.

Speaker 8 (26:48):
That makes sense. You got some hostile neighbors.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
You got Turkey, yep again, Thailand two years for lottery
chosen males at twenty one. That's a bit different.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Columbia, Oh yeah, South Korea, Sedan, Algeria, Morocco. It really feels,
really feels like Brazil is the outlier in the situation.
What is Brazil worried about Brazil? I don't know. Actually
that's interesting.

Speaker 8 (27:12):
Well, just laur in order. I guess it's probably part
of that. Taiwan Israel, I've got a pretty regimented one.
Men and women in combat, so oh yeah, yeah, absolutely,
photos and real bofers with guns.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
I mean, I'm looking down the list here and this
I'm not joking. I mean I could go on and
on and on. There's about I'm going to say, there's
about forty countries where you have to do compulsory military service.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
So we we don't hear obviously, but if we did,
what would be your excuse?

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Oh? Yeah, well that's that's quite interesting.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
I mean, what links would you go to to avoid
I mean even broader than that, like what links have
people or you gone to to avoid.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Something in your life?

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Eight hundred eight hundred forty eight seven five, Oh, I
know a couple of I want something my flatmate did
once and it attempted to get out of an examine
absolutely backfired. I'll share what that is.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Next the Chy Breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Gi Lane joins us in the studio this morning. Was
talking about a South Korean dude who was so keen
to get off military service, compulsory military service which they
have in South Korea, that he got really fat.

Speaker 8 (28:23):
Yes, he was only five foot six and he tipped
the scales at one hundred and two kg.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, which is pretty that's that's pretty fat.

Speaker 8 (28:30):
It's on pullmper.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, fat, it's almost as wide as you are high.
But in the end he was called in front of
the police and the cops and the court in South
Korea and he ended up getting a year suspended sentence,
and interestingly, his mate who advised him on what to eat,
he got six months, which seems a bit rough. Really.

(28:51):
If someone just said to me, like, I really want
to get out of military service and he said, oh, yeah,
how am I You know I can't work out how
to do it. He said, why don't you eat heaps?
Oh yeah, okay, what should I eat? Blah blah blah
blah blah blah. And then you go to jail for
six months for a bit of advice, but a nutritional
advice seems a bit rough. But we're just saying what
would you do to get out of something? And I

(29:12):
have flatmate who was really keen to get out of
an exam. He hadn't done enough work for an exam,
and so my other he got my other flatmate. They
got on the fucking maners actually, and then he came
up with the hair brained idea of getting punched in
the face. But he said what I want because he
wanted a black eye. He said that he had had

(29:33):
a fight that the day before and that would get
him out of the exam. And he said, but I
want you to do it just at a random time
when I'm not ready for it. And so it was
there in the kitchen and went home and then he
turns around and he just he just looked as he turned.
He just turned right into a round house, right right

(29:54):
to the eye, and he just saw red immediately the
first even though he'd to be punched in the face,
he saw red. And then he just went for my
other flatmate and they ended up in the scuffle. And
the worst part about it was he didn't even end
up with a black eye. So he'd just been punched
on the face for no reason at all. And I
don't even think he got off it as his exam. It's

(30:17):
got a Joe, Good morning, Joe, welcome to the show.
You what have you done to get off something?

Speaker 9 (30:23):
It's not easually what I've done, but a guy that
I know and I would still tread of mine when
everybody was at university, he told the lecture he couldn't
have done his exam because his granddad had died in
him I'll we're going to need proof. So he went
back to his room and made up a pamphlet like

(30:45):
a funeral panther. It was. It was so bad because
he used his own grandhead fodas he could have just
used any old man's stock. Him the leterer didn't know.
And yeah, it was pretty I think.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Did he did he get off the exam?

Speaker 9 (31:04):
Yeah, he did get off. He didn't get off with
the boys. There's somebody's team pairs have just died in
the flat that week.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I reckon, I reckon. That's I don't know. I think
that's a victim must crime.

Speaker 9 (31:21):
Yeah, I mean unless he actually died and be in trouble.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yeah, that wouldn't be good.

Speaker 8 (31:26):
Thanks for your cool, Joe the dead relative as a
to go to. I mean I've I've had people work
for me who have had multiple uncles and aunties pass away,
and it just kept on another one another one. You're
not here because they always seem to die on a
Monday or Friday as well.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
What's the chances our Australian contentary to hear a radio.
He picks a campbell, runs a bit of an Excel
spreadsheet on the grandparents. Here at radio just to make
sure that we are making you know, everyone's got just
the four yeah, no more than that.

Speaker 8 (31:55):
But also, I mean we've all got uncles. Aren't really
your uncles and your aunties, you know, they're just the
family friend, but you call them Uncle Steve or you know,
so that's unlimited. Really, yeah, hands the Uncle Steve.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Some people have big families.

Speaker 8 (32:09):
I've got a more extreme way of getting out of
an exam the hood.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
At Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
We're talking about this South Korean dude who deliberately put
on a massive amount of weight to become obese so
he didn't have to do military service in South Korea,
compulsory military service.

Speaker 8 (32:28):
I had a friend that I went to school with
a former friend I can see still, a friend. I
call him Sam year eleven's a fifth form member of
the old school fifth form in school, see, and we
did French together, and we were shocking, shockingly behaved and
shocking at French as well.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
I've heard your punc. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:47):
And so we would get separated a lot, and you know,
the one of those things, we'd get put into each
corner of the room and face the corner because we
were just that disruptive. Anyway, we'd cheated all year in
the internal exams all year. We basically massively cheat and
my friend Sam worked out that he was going to
fail exam terribly and he needed and you get marked
on an agritat of your kind of tests throughout the year.

(33:10):
So he led a Roman candle off in his face.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
What what so what he put on glasses?

Speaker 8 (33:19):
I don't know. I don't know the exact details, but
that was his excuse. And he had he did have
quite a couple of big black eyes and he had
to wear sunglasses to stop the glare. Anyway, he got
an agritat of eighty five percent. I sat the exam
and got thirty six percent. So I've never forgiven him
for that because he stitched me up, because we were
both I mean, he at least could have fired the

(33:39):
Roman kandl in in my face as well.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
With the Roman candle, I would be very suspicious if
I was French teacher.

Speaker 8 (33:47):
Yeah, Miss Bayliss, she was, she was all over us.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Miss Baylor.

Speaker 8 (33:50):
Yeah, Miss Bayliss knew knew what was going on.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
So did this friend Sam? Of you was just you
think put it in the ground and then just light
it and put his face over the top of it and.

Speaker 8 (33:58):
Go rodio No, I just hand bang. Yeah, it's not
worth it.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
That is not worth it. Is someone that sticks. And
I know a musician that has used dead grandparents as
an excuse to get out of gigs at least seven times.
So I remember being stuck on the phone to an
absolute punisher in the early two thousands. So I used
a crinkly bit of paper to pretend the line had
gone bad.

Speaker 8 (34:23):
We've all done that, We've all done that, and he
hung up.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
The should be a button that you push on your
phone which just immediately breaks up the core. I once
told a young lady I had leukemia to avoid further
commitment after a brief relationship. Oh my god, I'm not
very proud of myself, but it was enormously effective.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
That's brutal.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
That's brutal.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Coming up later on, we're going to be chatting to
Alex who's doing the straight line challenge, walking from Dargaville
to fun at A in a straight line. We'll see
how they're going. We'll check in on them.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Is the hard to keep Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Your news, sports entertainment? They a little everywhere on the radio.
Right here on the Radiochy with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Seven thirty on the Hardocky Breakfast Time for your latest
news headlines. Road cones, construction and consenting. These are just
some of the complaints the Monastery of Regulations received after
its new red tape tip line went live last week.

Speaker 8 (35:27):
Look, rocones are getting a bad rap.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
You know.

Speaker 8 (35:29):
I think they're been targeted, haven't they? Road cones. Everyone's
hating on the road cones.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
It sounds like a love making sision in your household.
Road cones, construction and consenting.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, pretty much the red tape love making sessions just
tape off an area.

Speaker 8 (35:43):
Can I recommend road cones in the bedroom? That's all
I'm going to say.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Does it keep the kids out?

Speaker 9 (35:47):
Does it?

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Do you put one out the front of the door.

Speaker 8 (35:49):
Yeah, no, it's just just it's just to make sure
that everyone's going in the right direction.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Australia's social media band for under sixteen's has passed in
the Senate. The band will come into force at the
end of the year. It's an interesting one. They're talking
about running this in New Zealand as well. They're going
to see how it goes in Australia. I imagine that
the kids will find a way around it.

Speaker 8 (36:09):
Yeah, looks that the onus is on the social media
companies to create a gate, an age gate, which if
I mean, look, I've had a little bit of experience
with age gates and when it says you're are you
over eighteen to look at this content one click away
and I'm in.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
That currently exists. Yeah, so already when you sign up
to Snapchat, or when you sign up to anything, then
I think you've got to say that you're over a
certain age anyway. Yeah, so that hasn't worked.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
I don't know. That reminds me of the time that
I signed up to Turnder back in the day when
you didn't have to have an age restriction on it.
This was back in probably early twenty tens, when I
was just, you know, a little bit interested in what
was going on in the world. And you can sign
up using your Facebook account, So I'd click, you know,
you'd click, going sign up with Facebook? Yeah, well, well
and good sign up using Facebook just whatever Facebook is
signed in on the computer at the time. Signed up.

(37:05):
A long story short, signed my mother up to Tender.
She starts getting a couple of messages from her friends
at work. Everything all good with Gordy. I'm noticing you're
on tender. I have messaged a couple of people off
my mother's tender. It was a disgrace anyway. Oh jeez, yeah,
it wasn't good. That's that is annoyingly a true story.

Speaker 8 (37:20):
By the way, maybe maybe they'll do something with the
age gate, because I mean this too long for you
to mass you to understand. But back when you had
to have a paper driver's license to get into a bar,
and you'd bring it along and they'd quizz you. The guy, girl,
you're obviously sixteen years old, but I'm going to quiz
you on this license that seas your nineteen and they
gave birthdate and you've obviously memorized it. You game sixteenth
to May whatever, and they go what's your star sign?

(37:43):
And you go, no guy, no guy, no star signs
and he goes, get out of here.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
The ducky breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
So we've been telling you a little bit about the
straight Line Challenge this week, Ben Reeve Alex Smith. There
are ten thing to do it for the first time
in New Zealand. Walking in the straight line from Dargaville
to Faraday to raise money for November. It's a trend
that started in twenty nineteen when Tom Davis is a
YouTuber attempted to walk in a straight line across whales.

(38:16):
And these dudes are in their twenties and they're at
the tail end of their four day journey. They've had
to cross rivers, go through heavy boush and face many
more obstacles. Please welcome to the Heardykeey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
One half of the duo Alex get a Alex.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
How's it going morning?

Speaker 7 (38:33):
Yeah, not too bad. Our sleep's have been pretty rough,
so you know, it compounds day on day, but not
too bad. Not too bad.

Speaker 8 (38:40):
What's the most challenging thing you've had to walk through.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
Recently? We've had some big sections of bush who were
slowed down by a section of an unexpected section of river.
The other day we had to swim across in our
undies and take everything out of our bags and throw
it across like a ten meter river. A few things
ended up in the river. The boys ended up in
the river. Yeah, that was a bit dodgy.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
How you haven't brought them a shitty with you by
any chance?

Speaker 8 (39:11):
We haven't.

Speaker 7 (39:12):
Nah, no something on the list, but just no, we
did it. We're just we're just plowing straight through.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Stuff, mate, some thick bush. Yeah, yeah, because I know
that when we last spoke to you're concerned that maybe
there would be a steer or some kind of large bull,
a stubborn bull that might not move and you might
have to go around.

Speaker 7 (39:34):
Yeah, we haven't encountered a bad one yet. Although just
last night, just as it was getting dark and we
were about to get to our camp spot, we walk
over the hill and there is a massive cowfield and
we're pretty sure there was at least one or one
or two bulls in there. And it took us about
half an hour across it. It was a bit scary
considering it was pretty dark.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
So at the moment you were a thirty five k's
into your walk, you're near the tonguey Hua Mountain range.

Speaker 7 (40:01):
That is correct.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yeah, your total journey is sixty k's and a big
part of Alex is not walking off track. So you've
got to stay in a straight line, and you want
to stay twenty five meters, you've got twenty You've got
a twenty five meter corridor. Eight either way either side,
that's correct, And have.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
You so far stayed within the twenty five meter corridor.

Speaker 7 (40:21):
We're hopeful there's a chance that we may have straight
out into the next zone, which is fifty meters either side.
So yeah, we're somewhere between those two at the moment.
But yeah, we're pretty happy with how we're going in
terms of that.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
You got a compass on you, We've got a.

Speaker 7 (40:38):
Big GPS, which is, yeah, showing us exactly where to go.
It's going to be checked consistently though, otherwise you're straight
off pretty quick.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
And I suppose one of the most important things is
as how's the relationship going with Ben? I mean it's
going to test a relationship. How many are sleep a
you're getting?

Speaker 7 (40:58):
Oh, it varies depends how flat the surface we're sleeping
on us. The first night I think I think we
got maybe three, and then I think every night with yeah, three,
four five at best. To be honest with you, as
not it's not not too.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Good, okay, Okay, any arguments.

Speaker 7 (41:16):
Ah, A couple. A couple probably just a bit more
more loose chat than anything, to be.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Honest, okay, And are you getting to know each other better?

Speaker 10 (41:25):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (41:25):
Definitely yeah, yeah, No, we were finding new stuff out
about each other every day.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Okay, what's the most surprising thing you found out about
being in the last couple of days.

Speaker 7 (41:34):
Oh, that's a good question. Actually, I probably can't say
it on it to be honest, the mind boggles.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
A chronic self pleasure, no type.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Of self pleasure, I hope, Elex.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
No, No, not on this trip, not yet at least.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Okay, all right, good on you, Alex.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Well, how far so you've got the you got twenty
five k's to go. Yep, that's correct.

Speaker 7 (41:58):
We were supposed to be finishing tonight, but that is
not happening, so we might need an extra night or
you know two.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Okay, there's a bit of rain coming.

Speaker 7 (42:06):
Oh, don't say that.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
A couple of days away though.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
Okay, all right, well that might feed us up then.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Okay, get moving, Alex.

Speaker 7 (42:15):
Yeah, we'll do.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
We'll do good on Alex.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Hopefully we'll check in with Alex maybe in the early
next week and we'll see how they went.

Speaker 8 (42:22):
Yeah, I'm raising money for November.

Speaker 6 (42:24):
Of course.

Speaker 8 (42:24):
You can follow them on Instagram. The key we ventures
great New Yanders was the Hierarchy.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Breakfast, the Hodchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
So, how's that accute going on Auto Trader because we're
selling the ACCU.

Speaker 8 (42:43):
Yeah, we have all for November, all the proceeds going
to November. Last day today bidding on Auto Trader for
the ACCU. It's a nineteen ninety eight Ford falcon Ute.
It's almost you'd almost have to say.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
It's quite retro.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
But the x H Yeah, it's got the straight six
under the hood, it's got the bench seat, the column shift,
it's got the fluffy.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
Dice, it's got the high profile tires.

Speaker 8 (43:07):
And trust me and I, Stuart and I did burnouts
at Mount Smart Stadium and it knows how to do
a burnout.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Yeah, I saw you put it through its paces. Quite impressive.
It's got the high quality interior, Yes, it has very
high quality interior.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
That exit it's great.

Speaker 8 (43:25):
And also, I mean we're throwing in some goodies as well.
I hope you've chucked in a Marshall Bear Ramp fridge
and a Makita site radio. But in the glove box
is also a thousand dollars with the petrovouchers, a thousand
dollars grocery vouches, and we've chucked in an iPhone sixteen
as well in the glove box, so you get five
grands with the free bees. Anyway, I think the bidding's

(43:46):
currently at around at around twelve grand, but it's at
twelve grand at the moment, but hey, take five off
that you've only got. That's seven grand. That's a pretty
cheap buy for this car because it's a it's a
great vehicle. If you want to link directly to the site,
text ute to three four eight three and you'll get
a link to auto Trader and get on it. It

(44:06):
finishes tonight, so get on it.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Can you authenticate its service history?

Speaker 8 (44:12):
No, I can't, but it's only down one hundred and
sixty six thousand kilometers so.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
That's just that's just been run in. Yeah, absolutely previous owners.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Do we know? Is it an old lady from the
north Shore.

Speaker 8 (44:23):
Who logan Logan Peter Paine out of the mount So
really it used to deliver woman's fashion items from sisters
and co around. It used to be called the Flying
Falcon and used to deliver women's fashion items at under
an hour in the Bay Pliny region. So ute to
three four eight three and you'll get directly just go and.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
Check it out.

Speaker 8 (44:44):
It's actually it's a it is one of the greats.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
It's a beautiful look vehicle looks like a shark. His
Splitian's on the Hidache Breakfast seven fifty two, the.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells Aladio.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Hdarchy coming up after eight o'clock we get Glane to
really break down the numbers that day one of the
black Caps test.

Speaker 8 (45:05):
Against I'm going to go do it from I'll go deep.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
I was getting some weather information that was coming through
and I realized that on my Windy Weather at my
Absolute Weather Nerd app that I've got it's got stations
around christ Church that have the current temperature, suburbs current yeah,
current wind situations. In fact, I'm going to bring it

(45:29):
up now because it was it was so I was
so impressed with it.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Christ Church.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Here we go and then you click on that one
there currently at christ Church Airport twelve degrees. That's a
bit chili yep. In Sydenham it's thirteen degrees, and Littleton
it's twelve, and Linc And it's twelve and the Fendleton
y mudy Herewood region twelve.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
That all the same. Mate, it's twelve.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
It wasn't yesterday it was different. So that's and then
it's got it's got visibility plus ten k's. It's got
the one coming at one hundred and eighty degrees is
six knot six knots.

Speaker 8 (46:10):
You've never been unsexyer than right now.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
One hundred reading twenty hect pesticles.

Speaker 8 (46:15):
Wow, reading out whether off like I say, that's not
just the one whether app you've got on your phone.
Don't pretend like you just got one.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
I've got to predict one dot com as well.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah, at least I'm not Jason Hoyt. He's got meteorite
dot com so it predicts meteorites.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
We worked out yesterday.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Jason Hoyt has so has signed up to so many apps,
and he goes in with the free one month trial
and then next thing you know, he's put his credit
card details in there and he's he's he's paying thousands
of dollars a month in different app fees.

Speaker 8 (46:43):
The anti scam ads that are going on are targeted
one hundred percent at Jason Hoyt.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Oh absolutely, because he is now spending eighty bucks a month. Well,
he's only just found out he's been spending eighty bucks
a month on a couch yoga app, which is where
you can do some yoga. Apparently, while sitting down, he
wasn't aware of the fact that, you know, you have
to pay eighty bucks a month for that, and his
wife's not too stoked about that. Well.

Speaker 8 (47:04):
He's also he's also waiting for all these parcels are
coming in because he keeps getting that. In the post
text Saint click on here, he said He's got thirteen
parcels that are due to arrived. Nothing's arrived. He's paid
the upfront fee to get it delivered and redelivered and
nothing's arrived.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Lizia hasn't signed up to Leehart's Asian driver app.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Did you hear about that? Talk about that? After eight Radio.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Hurdarcky The Hurarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hurdarchy News, Entertainment,
sports and music as available everywhere on the Heart Radio app.
Jeremy Wells on Radio.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Nice to have you with us this morning on the
Hidarchy Breakfast Friday, the twenty ninth of November twenty twenty four,
Meshes on the button Yeah and acc here. Glane joins
us in the studio this morning.

Speaker 8 (47:54):
Bloody December and this weekend bloody December.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Is everything o home? J Lane, You've mentioned that a
couple of times.

Speaker 8 (48:02):
I've seen my family for about three hours this week
and between playing golf, going to christ Church, commentating cricket,
things are on the rocks, Smashy have been quite some time.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Is that what you're concerned about? To see me coming up?
You know that that's a lot of family.

Speaker 8 (48:17):
It's a lot of Edmund coming up for me, you know, school, holidays, presence, family,
just general your west nightmare.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yeah, welcome to my world. Mikeds don't know my name anymore.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Come home.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
It's like that is that an uncle or is that
a father?

Speaker 8 (48:34):
And then all you do is talk with her with
them and they're like, I wish we had another dead.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah. A couple of text sets on that love the
windy app Jurry. I like to go deep on tidal
currents and swell energy. Oh yeah, nothing better than going
deep on swell energy.

Speaker 8 (48:50):
Quite polarizing those and other people more in my camp.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Someone else who says, Jerry, you know how to drain
the life out of anyone listening when you go down
there with the chat route bless bless.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Blessed.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
The Hdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells already r darchy.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
So this is a service that we provide here on
the Hiderchy Breakfast the Confessional, where my don the robes
and head into the confessional booth as Father Wells and
listeners and people who work on the show, it turns out,
can also come into the confessional booth and confess their sons,
and I will absolve them and send them on their way.

Speaker 8 (49:26):
How long you got well, as long as as long
as you need.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Okay, yeah, I I eight hundred forty eight seven. If
you've done something, if you've committed us in this week
and you want to be absolved, feel free to give
us a call. And okay, I'm just going to hold on.
Excuse me, Get into my get into my booth, my
side of the booth.

Speaker 8 (49:51):
Oh yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
A long book.

Speaker 8 (49:57):
Yeah, al ways, this booth, it's a big.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Forty old door in the air.

Speaker 8 (50:06):
But hit some w D forty on that. Ok.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
I'm gonna sit down here, all right.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
So I believe.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
I believe someone wants to come and convince their sins.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Yes, Father, forgive me for I have sinned.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Terribly into the confessional booth, my child.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
So I don't I don't say that I'm executive producer. Ruder, Right,
it's pretty obvious that you are. But okay, So yesterday,
father Wells, I did something that I'm really not proud of.
It was yesterday afternoon and it was the main reason
why I'm not proud of it was because it was
three days in the planning. I unfortunately went on New

(50:49):
Zealand Heralds Facebook three days ago and they asked the
question that if Kin Williamson is returning to the black Caps,
should will Young make way? Okay, and I thought, well,
interesting argument. But then all these people came out and
they said things like Cain should retire, which is absolute bullshit.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Okay, So, firstly, you've gone on the New Zealand Yeah website.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Yeah, interesting choice to swear in the confessional as well.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Second, so why I did it off Mike because then
no one would hear it.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
It's bulging it.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (51:22):
So what So okay, so you've done your first scene,
You've gone on the comment section of the Herald.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
So Barry, I'm going to name and Shane Barry Stevens
Cain should retire, Mike Breen, it'd be nice to see
Cain actually score some runs. To Margets, no one should
make way. Cain's time is done. And I was, oh god,
it got me angry, and I thought, I shouldn't. I
shouldn't say anything. I shouldn't do anything.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
You shouldn't even be on there.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Yeah, I shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
I shouldn't have been on there.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
So why on earth when Cain Williamson was sixty eight
not out yesterday, did I go back? I scrolled, I
searched for the said posts, and I said things like
Barry Stevens, bump. This ain't looking so good anymore, is it, buddy?
Oh my god, Mike Breen, Caine's looking good so far.

(52:11):
And to Margets, You're back on the cane train, buddy.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
I can't help but notice I'm just looking at the
thread here.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (52:19):
No, I'm not part of the confessional here, but this
makes it even more sinful. No likes, no reactions, no
nothing for you.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
I don't have to go back three days to find
the article.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
And look, I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
I let it get to me so bad, because I
can accept that Kane Williamson has scored eight and eighty
one test runs at an average of about fifty five
and should not be dropped under anything. In fact, the
only reason he gets injured is because he spends so
much time in the net practicing.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
But these people really got to.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Me and I bit back, and it's not my preudest moment.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
No, it's not your proudest moment.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
And you should never go on the Herald comments page.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
That's a terrible that. That is a horrific son, especially
for a man who has a capability to broadcast to
people every day in an audience.

Speaker 8 (53:13):
Well, so you've got a family, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (53:16):
But look, this is a confessional and we all make
mistakes and sometimes we do these things. And good on
you for coming forward with that, and good on you
for turning up to the confessional, and bless you child.
Say three hel marris and go on your way? Is
that it?

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Three three hel marries?

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Hail Mary, Hail Mary, Hail Mary.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
And also were clothes the next time.

Speaker 8 (53:47):
It's great, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
That's disgusting In church you should never be nude or should.

Speaker 8 (53:53):
You depends what faith you are. I guess I mean
Protestants that stuff nudism.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Yeah, in church.

Speaker 8 (54:01):
What am I thinking? Am I thinking of Catholics?

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Jesus would have been noon once at least at least once.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Surely, hot body breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
We just opened the confessional father Wells, where you can
come in and confess your sin. Someone's just text us
something and confessed that they operate the Fendleton y Moudey
weather station on Windy. My home life is an absolute shambles,
they said. I don't know whether that's a confession or
maybe they maybe they were just sending us that and
telling us that they operated that weather station. It said

(54:32):
that that you reading my temperature as the heighlight of
my day.

Speaker 8 (54:37):
Ye need to get out. I've got I've got a
small confession. Last night I got home and a new
packet of oreos had been purchased for the kids, and
I was sick at the meeting all of the aros
because they supposed to be for the lunch boxes. So
I cracked it open. One of the oreos, took out
the white icing and replaced it with toothpaste.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Oh that's good, and then put it back in Okay,
so and then you put it back in the packing.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Yeah, So how do you know which child because you
have three of them, which child is.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Going to get it?

Speaker 8 (55:07):
I knew it was the oldest one because he kind
of hovers past the pantry and his hand goes in
and I don't know what he's up to. He's gramming
on the biscuit. And you do that once?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
And where did you put it in the in terms
of the number of biscuits.

Speaker 8 (55:21):
Because I'd already put it quite a few. Yeah, right
at the end.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
So it's the first one you pull out, and yeah,
do you know whether he's got that ye?

Speaker 8 (55:27):
Yeah, yes, he's already had it last night. He couldn't
help himself, couldn't help himself.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
And what was the reaction.

Speaker 8 (55:33):
He's not not happy, not overly happy. I'm expecting some
sort of revenge at some stage. Yeah, yeah, And it's
kind of pure ole the revenge, like I'll hide my
golf clubs or like hide my putter or just stuff
like that. Not as bad as here at Hodaki when
I had my golf clubs here going off to a
corporate golf day and Jessy Williamson just a piss put
a sex toy in the pocket, and I met the

(55:58):
head of American Express. Great news under reached into my
bag to get my glove out and just produced what
can only be described as a big phelic rubber delly
ye and waved it in the spaces.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
Interesting thing to keep in your golf bad.

Speaker 8 (56:16):
And immediately I knew it was Jessy and I knew
he done it.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
So yeah, well you can try and back your way
out of that one. Excuse the pun, but are you.
Ultimately the more you the more you explain that it's
not your fault, the guiltier you seem.

Speaker 8 (56:34):
Admittedly, I owned it. I just been oh, look at this,
I've got my golf bags.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
I owned up.

Speaker 8 (56:39):
I kind of owned it, owned the scenario, owned the narrative.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
You did own it too, Yeah it was yours.

Speaker 8 (56:45):
Yeah, it was one of those sticky ones that you
can stick on the wall of shower and back onto.
But not that I do that anyway.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
Another wait, did you.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Own it again?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
You seem to be Nobody was accusing you of doing that.
Nobody was accusing you. You seem to be Gildie Bogs.
Where is that now?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
By the way, it seems to have disappeared.

Speaker 8 (57:12):
It's still on the shower wallet to today golf club. O.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Good, that's good tonight.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
You're complete New Zealand Today. This morning The Hurhucky Breakfast
with Jeremy Wells available everywhere on the iHeartRadio, News, Entertainment,
Sport and Music that Rocks exclusively on Radio Darchy.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Take thirty one on the Hidacky Breakfast. Time for your
latest news headlines. David Seymour's red Tape tip line has
received more than three hundred hits in less than ten days.
Most are about roe cones being a pain in the ass.

Speaker 8 (57:43):
Well worth the hotline.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Meanwhile, Auckland Transports sticking to its pothole promise, it's pleased
to appear ninety five percent of potholes within twenty four
hours of the being reported. In the five weeks since
the commitment, seven hundred and eighty five potholes have been
filled and as promised, ninety five percent of them have
been within the response time targets.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
You know that reminds me of is an inn command
when net kloone works fifty percent of the time, all
the time. Yeah, that's what that feels like. They're that stat.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
I know the dudes. I know a couple of those
dudes who do the potholes. The pothole Potheads. The Potheads. Yeah,
and they are a high level operation. They are impressive.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Yeah, great New Zealanders. How you listeners as well?

Speaker 8 (58:23):
I think listen, I'm not I'm not known disparage them.
Surely you're just rolling around with some hot tar, hipping
it in the hole and then getting on that that
can compact her and then baggering off.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Yeah, it's exactly what they do. Yeah. Yeah, so they
get the call. Yeah, then they head to the spot.
I think they think it takes some on average about
an hour to do a pothole, but there's something has
to sit, so they've got to wait a certain amount
of time.

Speaker 8 (58:45):
Do they have sirens and stuff like Ghostbusters?

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Do they cone it off?

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:49):
And then they get complained about on the red tape
hotline from other people.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Do you know that the potheads?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Oh, we should have checked them at some stack.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Yeah, the Potheads. I'd love to hear a good bunch
of guys like they've got a good chat.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
They're funny. Yeah, I want to know how many you
know a day they ever, there's a lot of questions
I have around this.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Yeah, you'd be good in that in that group, actually
meash Yeah, thanks, Jerry, Yeah, that'd be a good sort
of a plan B for you. Thanks mate, And an
even contest has evolved. After the opening day of the
first England New Zealand Cricketest at christ Church Black Camps,
three hundred and nineteen for eight. Heading into day two,
which starts at eleven em Came Williamson led the way

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with the hosts with night for the hosts with ninety three,
but Tom Lathan with forty seven Glen Phillips with forty
one offered valuable contributions. You know, I've got a bit
of a theory on what happens if someone doesn't quite
get to one hundred. Well, you generally lose.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Oh oh you may if no one gets a ton
in your innings, Yeah okay. Or is it more of
the fact of just the mental barrier If someone in
your team gets close to one hundred than there he
drops and then therefore the team's vibe drops. Yeah, okay,
So it's not about the fact that the total runs
in the first and he's You're more focus on the
fact that just because Came william that happened to Kan Williamson,
there's a negative energy going around.

Speaker 8 (01:00:03):
Yep, Okay, would have been his thirty third Test century.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Yeah, oh Man Hemming back in the team. So composed boys.
Tim SOUTHI still at the crist though, so I know
where he's there.

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
Oh yeah, I love watching Tim SOUDI beat. It's one
of the greats. He just waits for that length born
just to heave it across cow corner. But he's not out.
And Phillips is there, Zippy from Rainbow. If they can
put a chuck another fifty on, that would be good.
If they can't, then I'm a little bit think a
bit short.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Hey, hold up on that analysis because we're going to
do that next.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
They breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Ge Laine is in the studio this morning. So the
cricket in christ Church, you could say, I suppose it
was a day of missed opportunities, a lot of starts,
and of course came Williamson scoring ninety three.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
And in the air and he's gone, Caine Williams said,
has gone for ninety three delivery.

Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
They got a little bit big on him.

Speaker 8 (01:00:55):
Almost looked like he was going to ramp it over gully.

Speaker 10 (01:00:58):
I had a two square and it went straight to
Crawley at point and Williamson full seven short of his
thirty third test century.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
That's his ACC head g Laine commentating there on iHeartRadio
for the ACC. You can listen to that today as
well if you want to.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Day two.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
So came Williamson out in the nineties for the first
time since December twenty eighteen cibits what six years ago.

Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
It's quite surprising because he's so calm that he doesn't
he obviously didn't think that it gets to him. But yeah,
not used today.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
He's made thirteen hundreds and thirty three tests since twenty eighteen.
It's quite a lot, including five double hundreds. So when
he gets to fifty, he gets to one hundred and
sixty eight percent of the time. So he's only had
six scores between fifty and ninety nine since twenty eighteen.

Speaker 8 (01:01:51):
Yeah, it was unlucky, as I said in that call,
it just got a bit big on him, just bounced
a little bit more than he thought and hid it
in the splice of the bat. Real shame because I
think the groundsman. We had a good chat to the
groundsman down there at Hagley and he said, you know,
if you produced another green seemer, which you can be
getting skettled one hundred and fifty in the first day
and they're like, no, they had a plunket shield game

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that on that deck, yep, and three hundred and fifty
runs were scored in nine wickets fell. So they were
quite quick to tell me that. Okay, So they said,
it's a good even wicket, the wickets to be taken,
these runs to be scored.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Yeah, well, I think you'd probably say that at three
hundred and nineteen for eight. Yeah, although I don't know
whether the English bowler is bulb particularly well. No, I
think we got ourselves out first time in a.

Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
Very long time. That no Jimmy Anderson and no Stuart
Broad So we didn't have you know, we didn't have
frog legs, and we didn't have Jimmy Anderson coming steaming
in at us and nipping it round for the first
time ever. And an attack led by murdery Wokes. It
is not he didn't look. Wolkes is normally metronomic. He's
Glenn McGrath. It's line and length, top of off, sprang

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it around a wee bit an old Ben Stokes. He
didn't have a great day, dropped a catch, he got
a bit of tap with the ball with Wayward bowled
a couple of four wides over poor Olli Pope the
keeper's head. It was all a bit sloppy in the field.
I don't think they dealt with that in Norwester very well,
so they didn't bowl particularly well. But then again I
don't think we better particularly well either. I think some

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of those batsmen who got all got starts didn't quite
go on, so I think they'd be a bit disappointed
they're not. Probably maybe five down for the same score.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
James Anderson, the Test wicket record holder for England.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
He was. I saw a picture of him.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
He was in the changing sheds.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Yeah, so is he Is he along?

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Is he part of the squad or is he just
hanging around with the team because he's so used to
hanging out with the team. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
I think he's actually in there as a bowling consultant.
But when they played a two day game in Queenstown,
they didn't have enough fit members and so he actually
got the Whites on and went out and fielded.

Speaker 8 (01:03:53):
Were they playing golf?

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Probably?

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
I think someone broke their fum and some of them
were playing golf, Okay, drinking wine.

Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
He would have I thought he would have loved that pitch.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Yesterday I thought he would have bowled quite well.

Speaker 8 (01:04:05):
He's in his forties still, yeah, I think forty two.
Should we recruit him for the ACC eleven? We need
desperately need.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Help, don't we.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Oh my god, terrible help. Yeah, yeah, any anyone basically. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
So today three hundred and nineteen for eight is Zealand.
Resume play starts at eleven am. It's a little cooler today.

Speaker 8 (01:04:24):
Yeah, it is a little cooler that Norwest has kind
of died off high seventeen. Yeah, today change is coming through,
ugly changed, So which is good, I mean for our bowling.
It's good, just with a cloud cover not as hot
when not as strong. But yeah, eleven am, first ball
of day two, so tuneing on iHeartRadio, just go to
iHeart search cricket and it was the first thing little pop.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Up the hot at you breakfast on radio.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Looking for to ball one of day two, and the
year came there.

Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
Yes, kif that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
I was just backing up on much year looking forward
to the first all of day two of the tests
at Hagley at eleven am, yes, which we're commentating on
iHeartRadio for the ACCI. It was good to get back
the old bad back to give the yesterday That was great, Leehart,
Jason Hoyt, Yeah, Lee Hart.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Was Lee Baker.

Speaker 8 (01:05:15):
Lee Hart was really getting stuck into. He was telling
us about how he went to a commentary conference in
Vegas and he was the keynote speaker specializing in the
commentary the half an hour before lunch and he spoke
for two and a half hours in Vegas on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:05:31):
And also you revealed your your early days of your
commentary career when you were down at commentary school down
in Wellington with Brian Waddell and Jeremy Coney and how
to why not to commentate with your mouthful?

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Yeah, that's right. There was a bit of a chat
around that, and I think Tony Last started talking about
it because he was commentating with a New Zealand lolly
in his mouth and Leehart's that's something that we learned
at commentary school. Never commentate with anything in your mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
And I'm saying it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
I remember various specifically Jeremy Coney putting himself in Brian
Model's mouth and saying, look how hard this is to
commentate at the same time, and it was a it
stays with me. It will stay with me forever. That image.

Speaker 8 (01:06:12):
Yeah, well it sent a message, isn't it. I mean
I I was a bit later than you at commentary school.
You're a bit earlier on with Lee. I had Ron Snowden.
He was my tutor. Very he had a very unusual
unorthodox techniques when he was when he was tutoring me,
you know, like with distractions. They can't let things distracted.

(01:06:33):
You've got to concentrate on the game. And he would
run around doing different things to himself and to other
people while you had to call an over and if
you once your eyeline went where he's caliicoptering next to
you with his downstairs or whatever, you had to concentrate
on the game. I mean it was great.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
It was.

Speaker 8 (01:06:48):
It's equivalent of the handball, you know, with the throwing
the spanners at Ben Stiller. It's that kind of same thing,
dodge forwards.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
One day we'll be running if the ACCI one day
graduate to that level where we can run a commentary
school like like Coney Waddle and Snowden did.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Yeah, I'd love to attend that if that's possible.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Maybe there was.

Speaker 8 (01:07:09):
She set it up. I get some funding, government funding,
because he just had to write some sort of diploma.
Don't you can get a diploma? And god damn, what's
her face?

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
The singer Taylor Swift? So you can get a diploma
in anything. Yeah. So who's betting for us today? Then?

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Tim Sauvee, Glenn Phillips, Phillip and Tim Southey.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
And of course no doubt Tim Sauvey will have the
comments which you made to him earlier on in the
week ringing in his ears when.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
He resumedventy seven on debut with the bet he showed
so much potential?

Speaker 9 (01:07:37):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
What happened?

Speaker 9 (01:07:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:07:39):
Seven?

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
More than youause?

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
It is such an aggressive line, isn't it.

Speaker 8 (01:07:44):
I get it. I bet he wishes he never got
that seventy seven on debut. I think I deeply think
he thinks maybe I should have. Maybe I've been so
much better to get that A few years later.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
I remember it so well about seventy seven that I.

Speaker 8 (01:07:56):
Hope, you know what I'm really hoping. I hope he
spits Roaster's Care with England and beat seventy seven on
in this test series at some stage, if he beats
that high score that he first got in Napier when
he played England as a nineteen year old. That would
be a great story.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Would it kill us to chuck him up the orders?

Speaker 6 (01:08:13):
Give him a chance, put them at three pitchitter, Why not?
What happened to the Pinchitta?

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
I don't know, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Maybe there's a night watchman opportunity, although he's not the
guy that's a night watchman.

Speaker 8 (01:08:24):
No, a night watchman is someone who holds up an
end and not hit sixes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Thanks for listening today.

Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
You have a lovely day to day.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
As we said before, the ACC is going to be
covering the first Test at Hagley Open and he's him
playing England from eleven am on iHeartRadio this morning. A
lovely weekend. We'll see you next week.

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