November 20, 2025 • 19 mins
ACC Head G Lane joins the team today, and he checks out the disturbing painting "Capitulation"... which was painted by his old Art History teacher.
Plus we rake over the coals of Jerry's F Bomb during the radio show.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Onto the podcast Friday the twenty first of November twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Gilane in the studio, Glane in your hands, yes, in
front of you.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
You've got capitulation, Yeah, capitulation in the painting that Jerry
picked up in Dunners.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Thoughts, feelings, emotions.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's very dark, isn't it. It's very dark.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
But I mean, I've you've seen a picture of this
to me before, Jeremy, so I'm not it's not a
total surprise, but Kevin in my hands and just seeing
some of the details that I didn't notice, including the
clown that's been beaten to death in the bushes.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well, interesting, is there a clown, Yeah, a clown, a
clown like demon.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, and the demon to me.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
But I see the person beating it with the baton
is also ransacking their dignity with their left hand. And
then there's an executioner, you know, an old school you know,
when the head's got removed back in Victorian era gear
team and the guy used to come out with the
white mask with the two white holes. Not not Klueklatz clanning.
That Klueklatx clanning is a bit point here at the top.
I'm more in executioner vibe, that is, looking out for
(01:11):
making sure people are not watching as this person murders
this plan.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
They're murdering them. I think they're just beating them, and
I think they're enjoying the beating. That was what was
explained to me when the painting was first shotting.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
We're in the world. Do you think they are? That
looks American to me.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
They're in the green Belt, in the green Belt, and.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Jesus because that that guy the blue bridges looks like
a rail union worker, you know, like he's just been
he's just been laying down some sleepers, some railway sleepers,
and then that demon's come out of the bush, and
then he's beating the ship. He's bludgeling. It just happens
to have a bludgeon because he knew the demon was coming.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, but also taking the opportunity to ransack their own
dignity with that hand down.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
That is I had not noticed that. This is why
it's important to get other people's eyes across it.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Do you reckon they are a left hander, or do
you reckon they're just you know, because sometimes you use
your left hand just so it feels different.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh watermelon, do you guys that's a bit.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Of the new watermelon.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's just Chris. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you the way
it was explained to me when it was handed to
me by my eighty what eight year old former artistory teacher.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
And my former ARTI history teacher, and.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Was can you have you ever thought about the feeling
of enjoying being beaten up and what that might feel like,
and the fact that some people might take pleasure in that.
And I was like, interesting, I don't think about those
things very often. No, it's not really. I'm often just
thinking about you know, my family and you know, how
(02:59):
the kids are going, and my job, and I don't
know my partner and just having fun and stuff. And
he's like, yeah, well, imagine the feeling that when some
people can take pleasure out of that. I was like, okay.
And the next thing you know, he's gone out the
back and he's come back and he's wearing a pentagram
necklace and he's.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Handed Jerry a bludgeon and said beat me. Jerry beats me.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I think it was part of the dementia, to be honest. Yeah,
I think looking back on it, I think it was
just part of part of that because now he's he
is a wonderful person and he's been such an amazing teacher.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
One of the fun of the funniest, one of the
funniest individuals. I used to come across and he used
and he used to allow us to get out get
away with some of the most outrageous ship as schoolboys.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
No, I know, he was an amazing teacher. He was,
I mean, in my life anyway, he was just he
was head and shoulders, the best teacher over head.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
We had a teacher at high school who didn't give
a ship if your ship or not. Didn't give a ship.
But he wouldn't punish you for not showing up. He
wouldn't punish you for not listening. You would just fail
at the end of the year because you didn't listen,
and he would just tell you, look, I'm not going
to try and keep you on track, but if you
don't listen, it's only you that's going to fail.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, he was great because he was the instigator of
what we had. We've talked about it before, was the
school review, which was basically an opportunity for students to
absolutely fucking tear the back off teachers under the guise
of a play or a skit show. A skit show,
So you get up on stage and you'd do a
skit show and you would basically.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
In front of the whole school. It was in front
of the entire school, and it was on like it
was at like seven o'clock on a on a Friday
night or something, and it was the highlight, basically the
highlight of the year because the crap that you used
to do was and everyone. Then the weird thing was
the headmaster at the time, who was right into it.
He would look forward to who was going to play him.
(04:48):
So there was always someone that played head Muster and
Lane played him in the year that Lane was and
I played him in the year that I was seventh form,
and he would always come up to you afterwards and go,
love the way you portrayed me, but I'm really good.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I'm not driving the Frazer anymore, sucker. I did Rodney
Hammel as well.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I did.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I did Rodney. But the thing is we would we
would write these skits and we'd do these workshops, and
Rodney would be the one running the skits. He'd be
like he'd be like he'd be like, okay, guys, just
grab some stuff and just brainstorm brains and we'd be
one of the ones. We just absolutely tore him a
new one and he's like, well, it's very very good.
He goes, that's very very funny. We did a whole
(05:33):
We did a whole scene on our year where we
turned the school into Once for Warriors and and Mike Shaw,
who was quite a volatile chemistry teacher, was Jake the
Muss and he had a lab technician called and she
was obviously Beth. And we created all the characters around
(05:54):
Once the Warriors and did did an hour and a
half recreation of that using the characters when in school.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, loved that. It was it was a highlight. Then
they banned because they once Rodney Heil left and once
the other head master left, who was had a sense
of humor, new head master came along. He had no
sense of humor. I was like, this is bully young
(06:22):
people can't be the people are getting embarrassed. It's the
whole point of it.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
We had African teacher and miss no sense of humor.
I'll kill you. So we had a scene where every
he'd finished every sentence with I'll kill you because why
haven't you done your homework? Lane, I'll kill you.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's there was the whole point of play, like, that's
why they ancient Greeks invented plays, was to take the
pass out of people. That's the point of it.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, so he was he was a huge advocate and
that was he got a lot of respect for that.
And he also left a joint in a book which
would give you at the end of the year, which was.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Allegedly was a great man. Still he's still around. He's
still around, but he's not quite the same as he was,
and he's painting.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
People working off while beating demons.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Should we take a break and come back in the mirth?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I think as I can see my future.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Now, are you the demon?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Or are you just what I'm going to be up
to on my dotage?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Hey, g Elane, did you listen to the radio show
this morning?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Do you know what I tried to? I turned my
eheart radio upon it didn't load. So I've complained to
the head of my heart and I complained to him.
I said, Phipsy, oh I had doesn't work?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Matey helps you doctor Karen Phelps, Michael Phelps, I don't
know anyway, complained him.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I couldn't listen, so no I didn't. Sorry what happened.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Seven thirty news headlines this morning. Listen to mister professional himself.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
We want to give him a bit of experience playing
at card of Farms Park or wherever the excuse me.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Carterff Farmers Park.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I see Carter Farms Park and I met Millennium fucking Stadium.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I've never heard her dropping. That was the first one.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
That's good, and I of course dropped this one at
the beginning of the year. Who can forget this?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You know, if I'm going to be doing head stands
in my backyard while my neighbors looking straight up my loops.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I think I ripped a couple of year away, Jerry,
as we tried to get them.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I rapped a.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Few, actually so many that I think you just didn't bother,
didn't bother writing them.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Down some real dosies. It's it's easy to forget. I
mean it often it means you're doing a good job
because you're so relaxed that.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
You and also for me, I come from you. You
you were fresh off the A c. C. Which obviously
we have no filter over there. So if you want
to drop a funk or a ship, sometimes even a can't.
You can obviously the c one doesn't get dropped that often,
only in extreme circumstances. But you seem to flow around
ships and fucks most of the time.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It is it's easy to forget that you're on the radio,
that there's kids in the car, and that's that's really
the problem.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I had an issue actually during the commentary of the
Last One Day on a Wednesday, where my youngest son, Franklin,
he always puts a whole bit of a fight at bedtime.
That's his thing, that's his jam. So the only way
(09:36):
the negotiation on Wednesday night, while I wasn't doing commentary
was I want to listen to dad on commentary and
he needs can you give him to give me a
shout out? Anyway, I was on the air with Lee
Hart and Mashi and we were deep into a very
inappropriate conversation and in the middle of it, I said,
and a big good night, Frankie Lane, who's listening to that?
(09:58):
And then it went straight back things to put in
your butt or something else, and and I that's just
just head in my mind, just him lying in bed
with the phone just next to his bed, just probably
consuming this not knowing what it is, but it going
into and he's going to bring it up at school
and go, excuse me, miss young, do you put hamster
(10:20):
up your butt?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
And you couldn't be more proud.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I know, oh yeah, but you'd be like, what's a PingER?
Why does a ping of bat number nine? And the
things and things, and then the teachers like, yeah, i'd
personally have it at eight, So yes, anyway, that's It's
(10:43):
it's hard. It's hard to tell who's listening when.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
That's the worst. It's like, my mum listens to My
whole family listens to everything because they don't know they've
never made it, they don't know anyone that's on the
radio or anything, so they listen to every fucking thing.
And my dad at one point we've probably done it now,
playing everything I did for my sister, who is a
lot younger than me. She's like twelve now, but at
the time she was like ten.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Eight.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yes, we're gonna open the os and we're gonna it's like,
and you've just and then all I can think about
is my little sisters sitting in the corner of the room.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
You know or my mom to you got to tell
them not to just say don't don't listen. Whether you do,
don't listen.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
If you do, don't tell me. I don't care tell
who you tell someone else. I don't need. I was.
I get constant audits from my family, like constantly. The
one the other day we did Jerry's Theories and it
was how many sexual partners has MANI and my mom
was just like, I learned a valuable listen. Don't listen
to every single ah you see.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Look, I mean there's one person who listens to that.
I mean, I don't need to have to say don't listen.
My wife have got no interest in looking at any
of my content, which is good. But then again, I
got my mom who's constantly worried that I'm doing something
dangerous and it's going to kill me or whatever, constantly
on edge. And so she was worried about our trip
to Texas. She was she was right, so she tuned in.
(12:01):
She worried about I don't know, I don't know, I
don't know, but she listened to every podcast from Texas.
Oh no, I know it's not good.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Lane, we were too, I know.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It was like but then I run the line of
I do run the line of luck.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
That's all. I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
There's a whole on of mayonnaise on that stuff. There's
so much gravy on that. I mean, where what we
actually did was this? And she goes, no, why did
you even talk about that? I just entertainment. It's just
you got to add a little bit of did so
Lane have.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Have a take on you roll around that dog shit
last year?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Was?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Look, I mean she just thought it was an accident,
didn't know that I was massively wasted on mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But she does well, I.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Don't think she listens to this podcast. This is until
until one of my cousins sends it to her, which
is what they ten to do, which is what they
ten to do.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
And I don't mind that again, but but then don't
tell me that you listen to you know what I mean?
My dad used to play this ship for my sister
and then he would like send me a video of
her listening to it against her will. I was like,
is this hostage situation that's going on? You're making her
listen to something she doesn't want to hear. I don't
want it here, And then's showing me that you're doing it.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, well, I think there's a pride thing though obviously
you know your parents are proud of it, of what
you're doing all that sort of stuff. My parents, my
parents are not proud. My parents are clearly not proud.
Although they watched seven Shot because they know that I'm
not going to swear I'm not going to do anything
bad at seven o'clock at night. Yeah, but still, yeah, exactly.
They accidentally watched that bloody episode where I had six
(13:30):
with a six worker and I'm never going to watch
you do anything ever again. And then luckily I came
on back at seven o'clock, so my mom was like, yeah,
are you back. You've read a lot of opinions on
that shot.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Jesus I had. I had this situation where a member
of my family I'm not going to say her, and
I know they won't listen to this, but they said,
what's this new show you're on? This is on the
Hidache Breakfast, said, I Headache Breakfast and they go, oh,
do you swear on that one? I don't like the
one we swear. So she'd obviously been force feed something
(14:03):
like acc or something. Yeah, I don't like the ones
we swear. I was like, no, no, no, there's no
swearing on this, but you still probably won't like it.
There's no you don't need to listen to it. Whatever.
Later on the same conversation, she made one of the
most racist comments my life, and I was like, that's
such a generational thing that like, don't don't say bloody
or bugger or shit, but I will call someone.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
A cut of farms park or whoever the excuse me.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
And that's fine, you know what I mean? Yeah, I
was like, okay, interesting, interesting place to draw the line.
Can we dub over that as well?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
By the way, are we all moving to christ Church?
Because I went once to Kaha Stadium is complete. They
have the two best sporting grounds in New Zealand, Barnun
and Hagley Oval and Takaha for round ball and oval ball.
And I am done with Auckland passing around, you.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Know what, you know what, I'm down here at the moment.
And and I got to say, in terms of cities, the CBD,
I mean Auckland, CBD, oh Man. Unless you're own housed.
Unless you're own housed, it's awful. If you're unhoused, amazing,
there's place to be in the world. Yeah, lot of mine,
but yeah, not too cold. Winters aren't too bad. But
down here at the moment, the CBD is genuinely nice.
(15:20):
There's lots of bars. It's a great place. We're talking
about the Hog and yoppers that there's car. I can
see it being built from this great little restaurant bar precinct,
which is in town, which has got all which has
got the convention center, you got all the hotels which
are close. It's it's it's it's easily bloody beautiful place.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
We have got. A guy messaged us and he asked
us not to publish it, but he has a bar
with a license across the road from Kaha and he
was like, could we put the Hog in Yoppers there?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I reckon, we've got to get this going.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Put you in touch with our dB rep.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yes, that first order of business. We're not calling it
the Hog in your office. No smoking inside.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
But man, there's heats of people like it's next level.
The amount of people the other day. What did I
arrive on a Wednesday? Was that a Wednesday night? Yeah?
And there's just people in bars, there's people wandering around. Okay,
it's this time of year. Obviously it's a nice time
of year particularly.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
But we were down there in winter for one of
the big shows on like a Thursday, and then we
went down the I don't know it used to be
the strip. What do they call it now? I suppose
it's still the strip. Yeah, and it was heaving. Yeah,
got a pick we I mean, it doesn't it. That
doesn't even really happen at the viaduct anymore.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yeah, well, there was there was a period there when
during the rebuild where you get a punch in the
back of the head from a drunk irishman. But we've
gone beyond that. Yeah, we're through that period. It's actually great.
I mean, just do we need a great fire in
Auckland or something. We need some sort of we need
something to burn a lot of stuff down around.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Kill rang a Toto to blow up. Yeah, I mean yeah,
maybe that's never gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
It needs to be mount eating because then it can
take out in park and we had to rebuild that.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
You're right, I mean, obviously it's it's costs. It's essentially
bankrupt the entire country rebuilding the city. But it's that
if it's definitely worth it. Man, it's it's come back
really and you know there's a terrible loss of life
and stuff during that, quite horrific. But you've got to
say now, man, yeah it's.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Wellington's a shocker and we need to do as I
was saying this on the commentary the other day, just
go up the hill and have a look back over
christ Church. The house prices will never get out of
control because there's still so much land to take, you
know what I mean, Like the city hasn't even got
anywhere near as far as it could spread. And I
think the country's better off if we've got an Auckland
sized city in the South Island too.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Absolutely. Riverside Markets loves hanging out of.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
The man that was where that was where I was
this little craft sort of ba thing and it were
just random people that were sitting there. So it felt
like people that were there were all kind of there
by themselves or with maybe one or two other people,
and they were chatting to each other and stuff. I
was like, oh, wow, this is very civilized.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, this is this is great.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, I cross it's just got it got it going
on at.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Could we just in size as are cheaper too? Could
we insite someone like Honey or Poots just to wipe
out Orkand.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I mean, I don't want to kill my family.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Auckland will come again. Auckland will come again. It's just
it's just not place at the moment. It's not the best.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Honestly, how hard would it be to shift the Haidak
in the a sec down to cross?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Easy?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah, it wouldn't be easy.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
I've said this, and we said it on the as
ACC for a while. So once that two car has
stadium's finished, when that super Round gets played out down there,
and I think April, I think that might be the
date we moved down and done.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
And well, you know what, I was never you know,
I was never a massive fan of christ Church back
in the day. And I've got to I've got to
stand up now and say I was completely well, I
wasn't wrong at the time. I just think it's a
great place. That is anually a great place.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
It's just the Crusaders had about that.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
If you hate winning, yeah I don't know, you don't
have to support the rugby team then that's true.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I mean, but it's a dangerous it's a dangerous fishing
going around, and the chiefs Josey round crushes, but I'll
do it.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I'll do well. We should look into that, and we
should definitely look in the hog in the opposite situation.
Down here, it's just right for the packing.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
And they got and there's some good yoppers down there too.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
That's the home of the.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
And hoggs, not so much hogs really.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Since I leave, he's changing. So Nut's about a guy.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
You you want to cry
Onto the podcast Friday the twenty first of November twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Gilane in the studio, Glane in your hands, yes, in
front of you.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
You've got capitulation, Yeah, capitulation in the painting that Jerry
picked up in Dunners.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Thoughts, feelings, emotions.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's very dark, isn't it. It's very dark.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
But I mean, I've you've seen a picture of this
to me before, Jeremy, so I'm not it's not a
total surprise, but Kevin in my hands and just seeing
some of the details that I didn't notice, including the
clown that's been beaten to death in the bushes.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well, interesting, is there a clown, Yeah, a clown, a
clown like demon.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, and the demon to me.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
But I see the person beating it with the baton
is also ransacking their dignity with their left hand. And
then there's an executioner, you know, an old school you know,
when the head's got removed back in Victorian era gear
team and the guy used to come out with the
white mask with the two white holes. Not not Klueklatz clanning.
That Klueklatx clanning is a bit point here at the top.
I'm more in executioner vibe, that is, looking out for
(01:11):
making sure people are not watching as this person murders
this plan.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
They're murdering them. I think they're just beating them, and
I think they're enjoying the beating. That was what was
explained to me when the painting was first shotting.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
We're in the world. Do you think they are? That
looks American to me.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
They're in the green Belt, in the green Belt, and.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Jesus because that that guy the blue bridges looks like
a rail union worker, you know, like he's just been
he's just been laying down some sleepers, some railway sleepers,
and then that demon's come out of the bush, and
then he's beating the ship. He's bludgeling. It just happens
to have a bludgeon because he knew the demon was coming.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, but also taking the opportunity to ransack their own
dignity with that hand down.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
That is I had not noticed that. This is why
it's important to get other people's eyes across it.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Do you reckon they are a left hander, or do
you reckon they're just you know, because sometimes you use
your left hand just so it feels different.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh watermelon, do you guys that's a bit.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Of the new watermelon.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's just Chris. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you the way
it was explained to me when it was handed to
me by my eighty what eight year old former artistory teacher.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
And my former ARTI history teacher, and.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Was can you have you ever thought about the feeling
of enjoying being beaten up and what that might feel like,
and the fact that some people might take pleasure in that.
And I was like, interesting, I don't think about those
things very often. No, it's not really. I'm often just
thinking about you know, my family and you know, how
(02:59):
the kids are going, and my job, and I don't
know my partner and just having fun and stuff. And
he's like, yeah, well, imagine the feeling that when some
people can take pleasure out of that. I was like, okay.
And the next thing you know, he's gone out the
back and he's come back and he's wearing a pentagram
necklace and he's.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Handed Jerry a bludgeon and said beat me. Jerry beats me.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I think it was part of the dementia, to be honest. Yeah,
I think looking back on it, I think it was
just part of part of that because now he's he
is a wonderful person and he's been such an amazing teacher.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
One of the fun of the funniest, one of the
funniest individuals. I used to come across and he used
and he used to allow us to get out get
away with some of the most outrageous ship as schoolboys.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
No, I know, he was an amazing teacher. He was,
I mean, in my life anyway, he was just he
was head and shoulders, the best teacher over head.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
We had a teacher at high school who didn't give
a ship if your ship or not. Didn't give a ship.
But he wouldn't punish you for not showing up. He
wouldn't punish you for not listening. You would just fail
at the end of the year because you didn't listen,
and he would just tell you, look, I'm not going
to try and keep you on track, but if you
don't listen, it's only you that's going to fail.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, he was great because he was the instigator of
what we had. We've talked about it before, was the
school review, which was basically an opportunity for students to
absolutely fucking tear the back off teachers under the guise
of a play or a skit show. A skit show,
So you get up on stage and you'd do a
skit show and you would basically.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
In front of the whole school. It was in front
of the entire school, and it was on like it
was at like seven o'clock on a on a Friday
night or something, and it was the highlight, basically the
highlight of the year because the crap that you used
to do was and everyone. Then the weird thing was
the headmaster at the time, who was right into it.
He would look forward to who was going to play him.
(04:48):
So there was always someone that played head Muster and
Lane played him in the year that Lane was and
I played him in the year that I was seventh form,
and he would always come up to you afterwards and go,
love the way you portrayed me, but I'm really good.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I'm not driving the Frazer anymore, sucker. I did Rodney
Hammel as well.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I did.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I did Rodney. But the thing is we would we
would write these skits and we'd do these workshops, and
Rodney would be the one running the skits. He'd be
like he'd be like he'd be like, okay, guys, just
grab some stuff and just brainstorm brains and we'd be
one of the ones. We just absolutely tore him a
new one and he's like, well, it's very very good.
He goes, that's very very funny. We did a whole
(05:33):
We did a whole scene on our year where we
turned the school into Once for Warriors and and Mike Shaw,
who was quite a volatile chemistry teacher, was Jake the
Muss and he had a lab technician called and she
was obviously Beth. And we created all the characters around
(05:54):
Once the Warriors and did did an hour and a
half recreation of that using the characters when in school.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, loved that. It was it was a highlight. Then
they banned because they once Rodney Heil left and once
the other head master left, who was had a sense
of humor, new head master came along. He had no
sense of humor. I was like, this is bully young
(06:22):
people can't be the people are getting embarrassed. It's the
whole point of it.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
We had African teacher and miss no sense of humor.
I'll kill you. So we had a scene where every
he'd finished every sentence with I'll kill you because why
haven't you done your homework? Lane, I'll kill you.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's there was the whole point of play, like, that's
why they ancient Greeks invented plays, was to take the
pass out of people. That's the point of it.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, so he was he was a huge advocate and
that was he got a lot of respect for that.
And he also left a joint in a book which
would give you at the end of the year, which was.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Allegedly was a great man. Still he's still around. He's
still around, but he's not quite the same as he was,
and he's painting.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
People working off while beating demons.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Should we take a break and come back in the mirth?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I think as I can see my future.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Now, are you the demon?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Or are you just what I'm going to be up
to on my dotage?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Hey, g Elane, did you listen to the radio show
this morning?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Do you know what I tried to? I turned my
eheart radio upon it didn't load. So I've complained to
the head of my heart and I complained to him.
I said, Phipsy, oh I had doesn't work?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Matey helps you doctor Karen Phelps, Michael Phelps, I don't
know anyway, complained him.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I couldn't listen, so no I didn't. Sorry what happened.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Seven thirty news headlines this morning. Listen to mister professional himself.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
We want to give him a bit of experience playing
at card of Farms Park or wherever the excuse me.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Carterff Farmers Park.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I see Carter Farms Park and I met Millennium fucking Stadium.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I've never heard her dropping. That was the first one.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
That's good, and I of course dropped this one at
the beginning of the year. Who can forget this?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You know, if I'm going to be doing head stands
in my backyard while my neighbors looking straight up my loops.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I think I ripped a couple of year away, Jerry,
as we tried to get them.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I rapped a.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Few, actually so many that I think you just didn't bother,
didn't bother writing them.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Down some real dosies. It's it's easy to forget. I
mean it often it means you're doing a good job
because you're so relaxed that.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
You and also for me, I come from you. You
you were fresh off the A c. C. Which obviously
we have no filter over there. So if you want
to drop a funk or a ship, sometimes even a can't.
You can obviously the c one doesn't get dropped that often,
only in extreme circumstances. But you seem to flow around
ships and fucks most of the time.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It is it's easy to forget that you're on the radio,
that there's kids in the car, and that's that's really
the problem.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I had an issue actually during the commentary of the
Last One Day on a Wednesday, where my youngest son, Franklin,
he always puts a whole bit of a fight at bedtime.
That's his thing, that's his jam. So the only way
(09:36):
the negotiation on Wednesday night, while I wasn't doing commentary
was I want to listen to dad on commentary and
he needs can you give him to give me a
shout out? Anyway, I was on the air with Lee
Hart and Mashi and we were deep into a very
inappropriate conversation and in the middle of it, I said,
and a big good night, Frankie Lane, who's listening to that?
(09:58):
And then it went straight back things to put in
your butt or something else, and and I that's just
just head in my mind, just him lying in bed
with the phone just next to his bed, just probably
consuming this not knowing what it is, but it going
into and he's going to bring it up at school
and go, excuse me, miss young, do you put hamster
(10:20):
up your butt?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
And you couldn't be more proud.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I know, oh yeah, but you'd be like, what's a PingER?
Why does a ping of bat number nine? And the
things and things, and then the teachers like, yeah, i'd
personally have it at eight, So yes, anyway, that's It's
(10:43):
it's hard. It's hard to tell who's listening when.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
That's the worst. It's like, my mum listens to My
whole family listens to everything because they don't know they've
never made it, they don't know anyone that's on the
radio or anything, so they listen to every fucking thing.
And my dad at one point we've probably done it now,
playing everything I did for my sister, who is a
lot younger than me. She's like twelve now, but at
the time she was like ten.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Eight.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yes, we're gonna open the os and we're gonna it's like,
and you've just and then all I can think about
is my little sisters sitting in the corner of the room.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
You know or my mom to you got to tell
them not to just say don't don't listen. Whether you do,
don't listen.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
If you do, don't tell me. I don't care tell
who you tell someone else. I don't need. I was.
I get constant audits from my family, like constantly. The
one the other day we did Jerry's Theories and it
was how many sexual partners has MANI and my mom
was just like, I learned a valuable listen. Don't listen
to every single ah you see.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Look, I mean there's one person who listens to that.
I mean, I don't need to have to say don't listen.
My wife have got no interest in looking at any
of my content, which is good. But then again, I
got my mom who's constantly worried that I'm doing something
dangerous and it's going to kill me or whatever, constantly
on edge. And so she was worried about our trip
to Texas. She was she was right, so she tuned in.
(12:01):
She worried about I don't know, I don't know, I
don't know, but she listened to every podcast from Texas.
Oh no, I know it's not good.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Lane, we were too, I know.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It was like but then I run the line of
I do run the line of luck.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
That's all. I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
There's a whole on of mayonnaise on that stuff. There's
so much gravy on that. I mean, where what we
actually did was this? And she goes, no, why did
you even talk about that? I just entertainment. It's just
you got to add a little bit of did so
Lane have.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Have a take on you roll around that dog shit
last year?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Was?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Look, I mean she just thought it was an accident,
didn't know that I was massively wasted on mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But she does well, I.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Don't think she listens to this podcast. This is until
until one of my cousins sends it to her, which
is what they ten to do, which is what they
ten to do.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
And I don't mind that again, but but then don't
tell me that you listen to you know what I mean?
My dad used to play this ship for my sister
and then he would like send me a video of
her listening to it against her will. I was like,
is this hostage situation that's going on? You're making her
listen to something she doesn't want to hear. I don't
want it here, And then's showing me that you're doing it.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, well, I think there's a pride thing though obviously
you know your parents are proud of it, of what
you're doing all that sort of stuff. My parents, my
parents are not proud. My parents are clearly not proud.
Although they watched seven Shot because they know that I'm
not going to swear I'm not going to do anything
bad at seven o'clock at night. Yeah, but still, yeah, exactly.
They accidentally watched that bloody episode where I had six
(13:30):
with a six worker and I'm never going to watch
you do anything ever again. And then luckily I came
on back at seven o'clock, so my mom was like, yeah,
are you back. You've read a lot of opinions on
that shot.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Jesus I had. I had this situation where a member
of my family I'm not going to say her, and
I know they won't listen to this, but they said,
what's this new show you're on? This is on the
Hidache Breakfast, said, I Headache Breakfast and they go, oh,
do you swear on that one? I don't like the
one we swear. So she'd obviously been force feed something
(14:03):
like acc or something. Yeah, I don't like the ones
we swear. I was like, no, no, no, there's no
swearing on this, but you still probably won't like it.
There's no you don't need to listen to it. Whatever.
Later on the same conversation, she made one of the
most racist comments my life, and I was like, that's
such a generational thing that like, don't don't say bloody
or bugger or shit, but I will call someone.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
A cut of farms park or whoever the excuse me.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
And that's fine, you know what I mean? Yeah, I
was like, okay, interesting, interesting place to draw the line.
Can we dub over that as well?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
By the way, are we all moving to christ Church?
Because I went once to Kaha Stadium is complete. They
have the two best sporting grounds in New Zealand, Barnun
and Hagley Oval and Takaha for round ball and oval ball.
And I am done with Auckland passing around, you.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Know what, you know what, I'm down here at the moment.
And and I got to say, in terms of cities, the CBD,
I mean Auckland, CBD, oh Man. Unless you're own housed.
Unless you're own housed, it's awful. If you're unhoused, amazing,
there's place to be in the world. Yeah, lot of mine,
but yeah, not too cold. Winters aren't too bad. But
down here at the moment, the CBD is genuinely nice.
(15:20):
There's lots of bars. It's a great place. We're talking
about the Hog and yoppers that there's car. I can
see it being built from this great little restaurant bar precinct,
which is in town, which has got all which has
got the convention center, you got all the hotels which
are close. It's it's it's it's easily bloody beautiful place.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
We have got. A guy messaged us and he asked
us not to publish it, but he has a bar
with a license across the road from Kaha and he
was like, could we put the Hog in Yoppers there?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I reckon, we've got to get this going.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Put you in touch with our dB rep.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yes, that first order of business. We're not calling it
the Hog in your office. No smoking inside.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
But man, there's heats of people like it's next level.
The amount of people the other day. What did I
arrive on a Wednesday? Was that a Wednesday night? Yeah?
And there's just people in bars, there's people wandering around. Okay,
it's this time of year. Obviously it's a nice time
of year particularly.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
But we were down there in winter for one of
the big shows on like a Thursday, and then we
went down the I don't know it used to be
the strip. What do they call it now? I suppose
it's still the strip. Yeah, and it was heaving. Yeah,
got a pick we I mean, it doesn't it. That
doesn't even really happen at the viaduct anymore.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yeah, well, there was there was a period there when
during the rebuild where you get a punch in the
back of the head from a drunk irishman. But we've
gone beyond that. Yeah, we're through that period. It's actually great.
I mean, just do we need a great fire in
Auckland or something. We need some sort of we need
something to burn a lot of stuff down around.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Kill rang a Toto to blow up. Yeah, I mean yeah,
maybe that's never gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
It needs to be mount eating because then it can
take out in park and we had to rebuild that.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
You're right, I mean, obviously it's it's costs. It's essentially
bankrupt the entire country rebuilding the city. But it's that
if it's definitely worth it. Man, it's it's come back
really and you know there's a terrible loss of life
and stuff during that, quite horrific. But you've got to
say now, man, yeah it's.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Wellington's a shocker and we need to do as I
was saying this on the commentary the other day, just
go up the hill and have a look back over
christ Church. The house prices will never get out of
control because there's still so much land to take, you
know what I mean, Like the city hasn't even got
anywhere near as far as it could spread. And I
think the country's better off if we've got an Auckland
sized city in the South Island too.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Absolutely. Riverside Markets loves hanging out of.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
The man that was where that was where I was
this little craft sort of ba thing and it were
just random people that were sitting there. So it felt
like people that were there were all kind of there
by themselves or with maybe one or two other people,
and they were chatting to each other and stuff. I
was like, oh, wow, this is very civilized.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, this is this is great.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, I cross it's just got it got it going
on at.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Could we just in size as are cheaper too? Could
we insite someone like Honey or Poots just to wipe
out Orkand.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I mean, I don't want to kill my family.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Auckland will come again. Auckland will come again. It's just
it's just not place at the moment. It's not the best.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Honestly, how hard would it be to shift the Haidak
in the a sec down to cross?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Easy?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah, it wouldn't be easy.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
I've said this, and we said it on the as
ACC for a while. So once that two car has
stadium's finished, when that super Round gets played out down there,
and I think April, I think that might be the
date we moved down and done.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
And well, you know what, I was never you know,
I was never a massive fan of christ Church back
in the day. And I've got to I've got to
stand up now and say I was completely well, I
wasn't wrong at the time. I just think it's a
great place. That is anually a great place.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
It's just the Crusaders had about that.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
If you hate winning, yeah I don't know, you don't
have to support the rugby team then that's true.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I mean, but it's a dangerous it's a dangerous fishing
going around, and the chiefs Josey round crushes, but I'll
do it.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I'll do well. We should look into that, and we
should definitely look in the hog in the opposite situation.
Down here, it's just right for the packing.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
And they got and there's some good yoppers down there too.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
That's the home of the.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
And hoggs, not so much hogs really.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Since I leave, he's changing. So Nut's about a guy.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
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