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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
You read Maniah tuned up on the radio and you're
doing a breakfast show, and I was like, oh shit,
I think they've got a podcast too.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
A welcome along. It's the heard Aggie Brief is Wednesday,
the tenth of December twenty twenty five minums Jimmy Wells's
min I still.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Seventh last show of the year, gentlemen. That is seven
Swans are swimming today? Where seven swans a swimming morning.
Rudors has your Wednesday treating you sober?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Pretty good? Apart from the food.

Speaker 5 (00:29):
I've bit heavily into my cheek on the drive in
because I chew gum on the way in.

Speaker 6 (00:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (00:34):
Bled, Yeah, that's a killer.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I know that feeling.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
And the thing is that's going to swell and you're
going to keep biting it now for the restore.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, it's going to form it like an ulcer thing
that sticks out that whenever you're chewing and you're eating
other food, it's going to bite down on and that
might happen for the rest of your life.

Speaker 7 (00:48):
Is there anything more frustrated.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
It's right up there with stubbing your tog against the
coffee table. It's one of those feelings that you're so angry,
but only at yourself.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah, I was angry at myself and then.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I spat that gun hot, spat that thing, and yeah,
that's something I do about once a year.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
I'll turn to split that thing.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, Jerry, very exciting morning for you.

Speaker 7 (01:10):
The Chasing the Fox odds are out. Let's go through
them next. You are not where you were last year.
I'll tell you that for nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, ex although we are coming down. Yeah, luckily I
got in the yesterday at a particularly good price.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
You can't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Tell you what those are.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Next, Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
So the Chasing the Fox is on Friday. That's the
charity golf tournament that Pitts, Ryan Fox and Daniel Hillier
off against a whole bunch of amateurs from the sporting sphere,
from from the political sphere. John ke'llby playing.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
John Key's playing his son, Max. Bloke by the name
of Cyril, who I've been informed as a Djit a
big DJ to sir, but he's large as he No well,
you're larger man. I haven't seen him, but he like
a big following.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
He's going to be playing the after party actually as well.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
So big day for Cyril, well messive for Cyril.

Speaker 7 (02:11):
Ladies Night's playing with it.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yep, you know Ladies Night. Corlors Oldburg, Oh team, she
loves golf.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 7 (02:19):
Carloors Oldberg, the UFC fighter. They call him Ladies Night.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh really have you seen them? Oh dude, no, trust me.
He yeah, he's a UFC fighter now. But apparently he
used to do a little bit of sort of hings
those and such.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Who hasn't done that?

Speaker 7 (02:34):
Ladies Night? And the odds are out?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
And Jerry, what you last year were thirty six on
the day.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Thirty six dollars?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
And I remember that well because you put money on
yourself and one and we're telling all in Sundry that
you've done that, that you put a little sneaky bed
on that you believed in yourself at thirty sixes. I
thought that was respectful, like respectable that you bid on
yourself at thirty six because its quite long.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, I nearly didn't like I did it in the
taxi on the way there. And I thought, someone said,
oh you can you know that there's a market on this,
And I said what I was in the taxi and
then I locked and I was like thirty six bucks.
We we were the outsiders. Yeah, and I thought, you
got to put something on yourself. I mean, that's the
only time I'll ever be on the tab market.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
That's right, And it'd be suspicious if you bet against yourself.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
But this will faill you with even more confidence because
you're more than double that price. This year, Team Media
to win chasing the Fox eighty one dollars. Okay, is
that disrespectful as reigning champs.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Well, it's a different tournament this year. So last year
it was a different format. Yeah, it was just Ryan
Fox playing by himself. Yes, this year it's Ryan Fox
and Daniel Helliert as an Ambrose team.

Speaker 7 (03:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Now two pros is an Ambrose team very different than one.
I mean, very unlikely that two pros will not play.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
Yeah, very good shot, that's right.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
So for people that don't really follow golf Ambrose, when
you're playing together, it multiplies your odds of getting a
good score.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
It's not like adding them together.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
It multiplies it and so over because it's only six holes,
and I think he's realized six holes, at least he
realized last year is not enough to chase someone down
who has a good round, yep.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
And so because I think he hasn't.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Won the last two years, has right, and so to
make it a little bit more competitive, he's brought in
another professional golf and now those two could take on
just about any two golfers in the world. Ryan Fox
and Daniel Elliot could take on your favorite two players.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, and that paying two dollars fifty to one, which I.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Gotta be honest, your money for them two to one,
it's pretty good. It's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Kazemikabori and Luke Kwan Nicks, then Nick Voecntago Golf, then
Ben Campbell and Mac Boucher.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
So it's all of the.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Semi pro golfers yep, nickt then Team she Loves Golf,
Team black Cats.

Speaker 7 (04:48):
That's six team black Caps.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Man.

Speaker 7 (04:50):
I would never bet against cricketers playing golf.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Well, Mitchell sent is one of those guys, and he's
on a plus five, plus five, plus f four. It's
either a plus four or a plus five.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Now hanging on each two injured to play in the
Test series against the West Indies. But he's going to
be playing and chasing the fox on Friday.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
It was a very different game.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
Okay, what's his injury?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
I think it's a groin or something else.

Speaker 7 (05:14):
Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
You can play golf a little bit of a groin issue.
Plus four apparently, I heard. So the handicap system is
usually negatives, and it works its way all the way
down to zero, and apparently for every one that you
go over, it's the equivalent of like seven strokes in
the negatives, if you know what I mean. So the
difference between plus four and plus three is the same
as between plus minus twenty eight and twenty one.

Speaker 7 (05:38):
Yeah, that's how.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Good he is. Well, it's just so hard to get
right down mare low. You're going to be shooting some
serious but you're gonna be shooting a lot of birdies.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
And the thing with golf is it's not about how
good your best shot is, it's how bad your worst
shot is. And so when your handicap is a reflection
of how bad your worst shot.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
He has the all consistently well over three hundred meters,
does he actually yep? Yeah, he can have the ball
a long way.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
So you are rank outsiders just behind team all whites
at sixty one dollars? How did all the whites go
on the golf course?

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Generally whites go pretty well on the golf course.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
Tell you what most of course most courses are found.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, PEPs of whites.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
There's been heaps of them. So all of them on
one team though, Jerry, you know racist.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Anyway, Team eighty one backs, but that's actually come down
from one hundred and one. Yeah, well so I got
on one hundred and one.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
I saw you did. Yeah at one hundred and one.
How much did you put on that that you've smashed
it down to eighty one. It's quite undy one hundred thousand.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I'm looking to bring home ten grand everyone. That's a
decent incentive. No one else will be playing for ten
thousand dollars. Beers on you if you win that. By
the way, it's possible, Mini. This is the thing that is.
You just need to hit some good shots and sent
some part.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, I will say on so me and g Lane.
The SEC is going to be covering this one. We've
just found out it's going to be broadcast into a
straight it is now they've just signed a new deal
with Design which means you can stream it anywhere in
the world.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
So we're taking this bit international wells.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
As you SAWM and I with me when we played
the Big Show the other day, the kickk and think
apart yep, I'm trying a couple of buch ones.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
I saw it. No one else'll eve us there, but.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, and strangely the a SSA. We've been doing more
prep than we've ever done for anything before, and I
think that's a bad omen really, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
And Mania, The hold Ikey Breakfast, The.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, timorule.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, today is the tenth of December twenty twenty five,
and on this day in nineteen hundred and thirty six,
Edward the V one one one one eight signs an
instrument of abdication, giving up the British throne to marry
an American devil.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
See Wallace Simpson speak.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Before we get into that, what were you like on
the Roman numbers, because there's actually an age where people
don't know how to read Roman numbers. Yeah, it was
Roman numbers, Roman numerals. It was a Roman numbers learned
large over my education. We were very Roman numeral focused.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I imagine you would have yeah, yeah, well, because you
would have been the Romans would have still been teaching
when you're right, they were also calligraphy was taught. Yeah yeah, yeah,
well I mean mine, I'm the first generation of people
who just can't write. My handwriting is just atrocious, and
it was beaten into me at Catholic school, at primary school.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
But literally yeah literally. But then by the time I
got to high school, computers.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Are around and it's like signara, right, there's no more yeah,
good handwriting out there. But I and in fact, I
never learned how to write a signature. Is that something
supposed to be taught to you at school?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
That's got something. I think there's some kind of IQ test,
isn't it. I think if you can't don't have a signature, Yeah, yeah,
it's not a good sign I know.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
I only learned that when I had to sign the
ACC books a couple of years ago. Remember we put
the box out and it's like we had to sign
like three hundred of them or something.

Speaker 7 (08:56):
I realized I actually don't have a signature.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah. I think there's something linked with dementia and not
being able to sign.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Early onset dementia I bought, I signed for a house
with that with those signagents. Wow printed my initials and
should not be allowed in hieroglyphics. I go good off
the back of a Roman numeral.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
I think you just carved an X into the.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
Yeah, that's right anyway. Eddie the Eighth he abdicated.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Ended his reign after just three hundred and twenty six days,
one of the shortest in British history. He insisted on
marrying Simpson, an American socialite who divorced once It was
in the process of divorcing his second husband, he.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Thought, you know what, this sounds like a good idea,
not a bad effort for someone I think in their
early forties. Cot with number three in your early forties.

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Wallace, Yeah, but to get rigg along.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
The Church of England for bayed remarriage after divorce if
former spouses was still alive.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Fair enough.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
The British government, led by Prime Minister Stanley Baldwin, told
him that marrying Wallace would become impatible be incompatible with
his role as monarch. A marriage where Wallace wouldn't become
queen was considered but rejected by the government and dominions.
Does this not sound like the Ardashian's there. This is
what my long running theory.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
This has got a bit of certainly Harry and Meghan
about it, and I know we're queen. Because of course
her father then stepped up, so Edward the eighth was
the queen's uncle, and she never forgot about that because
it was a huge burden on her father. Her father
wasn't really keen to be king what I mean, the.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Royals are just the Kardashians for old people, it's like, oh,
who's sleeping.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
He became a real issue though, because he ended up
being called the joke of Windsor and they chucked him.
I'm pretty sure it was Bermuda. It was either the
Bahamas or Bermuted. I give them confused because of the song,
but they ended up being he was the governor of
the Bahamas, I think. And then he was in France
a house, and they come back every now and then.

(10:44):
Queen Elizabeth didn't want anything to do with them. She
was polite, but she didn't. He wanted to come back
and everyone to be excited that the former king was back,
and she's like, mate, you're suck you gave up the throne.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yes, sack his younger brother, the more reserved and reluctant Albert,
came King George the sixth, father of Queen Elizabeth the Second.

Speaker 8 (11:05):
As me when I tell you that I have found
it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and
to discharge my duties as king as I would wish
to do without the help and support of the woman
I love.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah, the end. Also, he's a big fan of Hitler.
He went to Germany straight away. I started doing a
few parades over there, doing Hitlary stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Man, I want to talk about the nuclear option. Is
I want to give up being king?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I want to give this woman who's just gone through
a second divorce already, so.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
She could do some moves. She had some mood.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
There was something going on back in nineteen thirty six.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Only she had had something. She did something to that time.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
That would make you give up being a king. Nazi? Yeah,
uh you know what I mean? What could she do?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Sick of these? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (12:01):
Apparently.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Ernest Rutherford you may have heard of him, wins the
Nobel Prize in chemistry. He split the Adom. He is
on our one hundred dollar bell, which you will know
very well. Jerry nineteen thirty The Great Emu War ends.
Emu's surprising resilience to bullets leads to an EMU victory
over the Australian military and the Campian District WA. After
World War One, Ossie encouraged veterans to take up farming
in w A. The big problem was twenty thousands coming

(12:24):
in land from the coast searching for food. And they said, look, man,
if we had machine guns, we wouldn't have this problem.
Australian government said, bit a, right, here's two machine guns.
They went out with ten thousand rounds of m O.
After multiple attempts, only about a few hundred of them
were killed and they.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
Lost the war. Yeah, the ams won, ems won the war.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Pretty impressive. I mean it's hard to hurt because of
the knicks.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
Yeah, it's definitely.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
It's hard to get a hit shot on Amy And
I've always said that born on this day, Michael Clark
duncan act the best. I'm playing John Coffee in the
Green milek.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Your name is John Coffee.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
Yes, sir, Bos like to drink only nice spelled to
say questions do you leave the later on after bedtime?
Because I get a little skin in the darksome time.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Cheers birthday with Michael Clark, former Australian cricket captain. He's
forty five named after Michael Clark, don't you he was?
And that is the history of Yesterday. Today it's Moorrow
Simmary for Wednesday, the tenth of December tweeny twenty five.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Michael Clark duncan of course, left handed batsman. Yeah, whereas
Michael the difference Clark, the Australian cricket right hander, triple
hundred against India and so.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Jerry and the night the hold ikey breakfast you.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Latest sport headlines thanks to export Ultra the beer for
here we could keeper Mitchell Hayble Zealand Test cricket and
I'm at two nine two today in the second match
against West Indies and Wellington. Twenty five year old hay
replaces Tom Blundell, whose hamstring tear hasn't healed in time.
The Cantabrian more about at six he averages forty eight

(13:55):
from twenty nine first club class matches. The likelihood as
Michael ray Or and Clark will also debut to bolster
the pace attack.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
Yeah, pas attack which at the moment is folks.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yeah. I mean, while England have lost the leader of
their pace battery for the rest of the ashes, Mark
Wood flying home after being ruled out of the final
three tests.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
Oh, I can't hang around.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
It's another blow of the terrorist hopes of coming back
from two nil down. Would suffering left knee pain, left
tee pain? How because he always falls over? Yeah, he
wears knee pads. Yeah he know that. No, I didn't
know that he wears knee pads because he's always falling
over on the patch.

Speaker 7 (14:32):
Yeah, well I would.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
I remember playing, you know, high school cricket with a
guy who used to fall over when he bowled.

Speaker 7 (14:38):
He got dropp from the team. Is that a recent development? Surely?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
I Mean the thing is, once he can buy one fifty,
no one's going to pick up. Is there anyone in
the world that can buy one thirfty that looks less
like that can buy one fifty than Mark Wood?

Speaker 3 (14:52):
He really leaps in and doesn't.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
He Yeah, but he just looks like if you walk
past them on the street, you'd be like, oh, there's
a guy. Yeah, there's just some guy. Meanwhile, he can
buy fifty, although not right now because his niece fallen up.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
No, I mean yeah, and Red Bull and Helmet Marco
have convened reports the Formula one outfits longtime advisers to
leave the team. Market departs Red Bull after more than
twenty years, having been one of the key figures and
the team, along with spearheading the junior program.

Speaker 7 (15:19):
Is helmet his first name or is that an honorary chieftainship.
His name's Marco and they'd call him Helmet Marco.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
No, he is Helmet. It's a good name, Helmet, doesn't
it Helmet?

Speaker 9 (15:29):
Jerry, Jerry andman Knight the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
So we were just saying before in today's history. In
nineteen thirty six, Edward the Eighth signed the Instrument of Abdication,
giving up the British throne to marry American divorce C.
Wallace Simpson.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, that's right. As the second divorce. He was to
be her third husband. And it made me think what
happened there?

Speaker 3 (15:52):
What did she do that?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
He was like, you know, I don't want to be
the king anymore. I'm going to go hang out the Nazis.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, because of this woman, especially in those days being
the king. Okay, maybe he felt like this big responsibility,
but it wasn't quite the pressure that it is now.
The media was on your side. You were really on
your side, and in fact.

Speaker 10 (16:09):
You could basically do anything. They didn't really do a
lot of charity work. I will never feel sorry for
someone in their position. Someone writes some mean words about
you on the internet. Why don't you go crying to
your billions of stolen.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Well, yeah, I don't know, and I think that's I
don't know if you were born into it, right, I don't.
I don't blame anyone who marries into it. I'm like, well,
you married into it, that's your choice, if you were
born like William, Yeah, Like he didn't asked, that's just
his Situationally is that.

Speaker 7 (16:38):
I will not shop a tear for him. But apparently
a large part of.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
The attraction that Wallace Simpson had was that she had
absolutely no difference to him whatsoever. So obviously everyone the
idiot eighth, he's the king, so anyone that he ever
met outside of him would have treated him with difference
and respect, right whereas she had none of that. She
would talk over him, disagree with him, bully and t him.

Speaker 7 (17:00):
I know what kind of man he is.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Publicly, it's even a story that the couple were at
a party one night and he asked for a cigarette
lighter and she made him big for it, like a dog.
This article has been basically everybody you've ever met streated
you well like royalty. Having someone treat you like do
it has his appeal. Plus, it is entirely possible Edward
was in to say.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
To mesochism, Oh really, okay, yeah, there'll be a sexual thing.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Oh it will be one hundred percent, it will be.
He just liked being bullied and he just wasn't finding
that anywhere else. And he's just like, you know what,
it's like this whole king, but no one's ever going
to bully me when I'm the king.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
A big while she was, she was keen to do. Yeah,
wasn't she Yeah big? What wasn't so big? Actually, by
the ind of her life there's lots of documentaries on him. Fact,
there's lots of footage of her being interviewed and stuff.
Is that right? And she really was. She kind of
turned into the incredibly thin kind of thing, just just
a skeleton by the end of her life, right, And
once he died, actually she lost a lot of her purpose.

(17:59):
He went down. He's a big smoker. Oh yeah, the
big Nazi.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
So that we didn't get him too far anyway. Yeah again,
so apparently she bullied him and he like his little body.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Well, there you go. He liked it.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
Had a bit of a late night, Fellows, I've got
to come clean. A little bit of a late one
was out. In this line of work.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Every now and then we get invited to sort of
movie premieres and things like that, and if it for
them to get you to talk about it on the radio,
like this, like this, just like this, and I will.
It was fall Out this new season, the Fallout TV show.
Anyone who played the game? When I was talking about
they had the first season I think it was the
most watched show on Prime anyway, not that. So me

(18:47):
and the missus went along that. We thought, yeah, this
would be great. They previewed the first two episodes. The
season comes out next week, and it was fine. Had
had a great time, a little bit tired this morning.
But she hit me when I said, oh, do you
want to go to this thing? She goes, yeah, all right,
but what kind of movie premiere type situation is it?

Speaker 7 (19:05):
Because we've been to a couple before. So Radio Hidaki.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
I don't know when the last time we did this was,
but we would do advanced screenings of movies and you
come along and it's all you know, Haidarki listeners and
us from the office and that very chill.

Speaker 7 (19:19):
Then they used to be the like red carpet movie premier.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
This is all dressed.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah, this is like pre COVID probably, and this would
be like red carpet influencers getting their photos taken in
ball gowns, types of taxas. Yeah, tuxas, loads are being suits,
the whole thing, because it was about being seen more
than it was seeing the movie. I don't think gef packs, yeah,
the whole lot. I think that stopped during COVID. But anyway,
pre COVID, I was working here at Kidaki. We got

(19:45):
invited to Wonder Woman, it was at the time, and
I missaged the messes and said you began to go
and watch Wonder Woman. She's like, yep, sweet, is it
just like one of those Hidaky things? And I was like,
I think so, she goes, oh, come straight from work.
I was like, right. At that time, she was working
at a private.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Zoo north of Auckland.

Speaker 7 (20:03):
You figured it out.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
And she's in a sort of she's in a beige
kind of outfit with the shorts.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Well, no, because it's a private zoo, she could wear
whatever she wanted. So she was wearing basically farming so
like pole of fleece pants and shirt and she's taking
the gun boots off on it and put the put
the crocs on you exactly, and she still covered and
all sort of all sorts of flotsam and jitsum from
the from the working day. Yeah, working with animals all day.

(20:30):
She thought she was just coming to like.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
Hang out with the Hodaki crew and watch a movie.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
And we get there, I thought so too, to be fair.
And we get there and we turn the corner and
they're like, yeah, are you here for the movie? Yep,
just line up here. We turned the corner and beauty
full red carpet. We are right behind art and the
turtles on the line, and was just squeezing my arm
so hard. Then as the guy comes over, the photographer

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comes up and come absolutely not.

Speaker 7 (20:59):
I grabbed her. It dragged her around the back of
the photography.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
You should have gone straight up the guts. Yeah, with
the red.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Caters just proudly presented a presented ourselves there. I had
no idea, man, I had no idea that that was
even a thing that said.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
There's going to be major trust issues from there on in.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, one hundred percent. So last night when I asked her,
do you want to go to this thing tonight? And
she's like, war corn of things, I'll pack two types. Yes,
I was thirty degrees yesterday. I had tried to have
a cold shower to stop sweating, and I get out
and She's sent me a list of outfit options that
I had to bring with me just in case it
was a different.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Oh man, So yeah, so what was it casual?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
It was pretty casual. Yeah, there was a photo opportunity,
but it wasn't forced upon you. And I didn't see
art my turtles there.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Can I just say?

Speaker 6 (21:48):
So?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Was it a premiere to TV TV show?

Speaker 7 (21:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Is that it happened? Now? Doesn't?

Speaker 7 (21:54):
Yeah? That's interesting.

Speaker 9 (21:57):
Jerry and Mini the hold I keep bricks Jerry in
the night the Haadarchy Breakfast, how hot?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
How hot?

Speaker 7 (22:06):
Bloody hot? Is it at the moment?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
My god dam Yesterday in the Hidaky Breakfast Conclave, which
is the safe space to post share whatever's on your
mind on Facebook. There Luke took to the conclave to
say how hot.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Well, I'll tell you where it is hot, and that's
Mastive Airport thirty one point one degrees question I won.
How hot was it up Mount Deck? Because of course
Mount Deck the mountain by Masterton there? Because is that
a little cooler at the top of Mount Deck or
is it hotter? It's pretty exposed up the top of
Mountain Deck.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, I suppose if it's but windy but gusty up there.
But I mean yesterday it would have been hot enough
that you're not going up and down that thing too
much old in the thought.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
No, last time I went up that thing. There's some
people doing some PD up there and jumpsuits. You wouldn't
want to be in a jumpsuit doing PD aup Mount Deck?

Speaker 4 (22:57):
What color with the jumpsuits?

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Try to award it. I can't remember.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Orange?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Maybe top five so obviously master Airport, tome and thirty
one degrees yesterday as well Gisbane Airport thirty degrees.

Speaker 7 (23:12):
Wide or pidor all the idols thirty house ted to her.

Speaker 11 (23:24):
Known as.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Like the stands, Kazakhstan, Pakistan, Afghanistan.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Guzzie Airport thirty point two. Goban is hot this time. Yeah.
The beach, beautiful beach.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Why no, I I was going to say, yeah, equipped
for it. Rudy, you had a new pop up pool
temperature record.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
I could not believe it when I put the meat
thermometer into the and it brought up you know what.
It has never been into the twenty eighth, and yesterday
she hit twenty eight point three.

Speaker 7 (23:50):
So that's smart.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
You chlorinating that thing?

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Yeah, well, do you know what? But no, because of
the temperature, it is burning the chlorine out. So I
had to rechlorinate last night. Days later and it's normally
a ten day operation.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Wow, through the chlorium when it's hot.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, it's soaking that thing. It has been so bunny.
Yesterday I got into the mighty Suzuki Swift. It had
been sitting out in the driveway all day and I
got in and I went to put it in first
and the again knob came off in my hand and
had melted.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
Off the stick.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
Yeah, the rubber had just melted from sitting in the
sun for that long.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Poor practice from Suzuki. You gotta say, I mean, it's
not like that thing's made in Japan. It's not like
doesn't get hot in Japan.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, that's right, it's right. This thing's falling apart of me.
That's bity of having a ca you don't care about.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
I didn't blink twice.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
What did you do with the stick out? What did
you do with the knob?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Just put it back on that thing, okay, and just
prayed that it wouldn't come off again.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Because your clock still running non daylight saving time?

Speaker 7 (24:44):
Well, no, so you fixed it.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Yeah, but I fixed it just in time for going
back to normal time into winter time. Yeah, And so
have you moved it through to daylight saving.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
It and it's still on wintertime?

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Oh? Man, I know, Okay, I just should have lived
that thing.

Speaker 7 (25:00):
I'm late for everything.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
I just left it.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Well, the dashboards three days walk away from the driver's seats.
I can't reach it anyway. Anyway, it's so far away.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
There's a tiny car with a massively long dashboard and
a lot of headroom. I'm just looking at the coldest spots,
predictable mount cock Yeah two point three, that doesn't even count.

Speaker 7 (25:19):
No, and that's also the minimum like overnight two degrees.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Twice, whole four point two, so yeah, meth fun Yeah,
four point three.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
The Bermuda Triangle of the South Island, Manapuri Airport.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Five and four Yeah, Melford Town. He puts six point two.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Okay, all right, so is it time to do the rounds?
How hold is it where you are this morning?

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah? How hoody?

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Hot?

Speaker 7 (25:41):
Was it yesterday?

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Also? My famous Christmas Day with a forecast two weeks out?

Speaker 7 (25:49):
Exciting?

Speaker 3 (25:49):
I'll share that next.

Speaker 7 (25:51):
Good news actually good news tomato.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, good news. It's good news, which is always exciting.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Jeering and the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
She's talking about the hate. Thirty one degrees up the
top of Mount Dick yesterday it was thirty one degrees
in Masterton anyway, thirty and gisbon. Hot through the whited
app a very hot up north as well. Hot through
the Wacken must be steamy. I'd like to hear from
someone on Hamilton actually this time of year, because normally
Hamilton on a hot day is particularly hot. There's no

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wind and it's very humid.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
My message was there just yesterday and she said it was.
It was stinking hot and you're right, so humid. Tick
through on three four eight three. There's a mount Dick
above Kingston. I've reached the tip. That's from Brian. How
hel was it?

Speaker 7 (26:37):
Another one here?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Currently fifteen degrees in Patapata aka the Blue Rints Gold Coast.
Also shit chet, guys, do better, no thanks, lot. Lee's
currently driving over the Brindouan's heading north and as you
as saying, nineteen degrees how hot?

Speaker 3 (26:50):
High? Nineteen? That is? That is warm for seven fifteen,
isn't it?

Speaker 7 (26:53):
And another takes here?

Speaker 3 (26:54):
So hot?

Speaker 7 (26:55):
The butter keeps falling out of the butterbell.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Where we are? Yeah, yeah, I've got some butter issues
at home. Yeah, well we smashed our butterbell. You know,
I bought you a butterbell earlier in the year and
you thrown it away. No, it's still you's still got it,
but you're not using it in a cabin.

Speaker 7 (27:12):
Yeah, it's just in a cabin.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
What are you going back to? So how are you
keeping your butter soft?

Speaker 7 (27:17):
No not, it's just in the fridge.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Oh no, but the butterbell thing, man, I've got to
be honest, there's only so many times I can put
the When the butter fell under.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
The water just sent me into a rage.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Poll packaging. I can't do this you're packing that thing wrong.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Well, I'm just gonna leave it in the fridge from
now and step I'm all about fewest moving parts. Yeah,
I've noticed I don't need I don't need to step
between me and my butter.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
I've noticed that. Yeah, we've got some butter issues the
moment we our butterbell broke. So we've got one of
those ones that's kind of a ceramic kind of a
thing that sits over the top of your butter tray, right,
which kind of keeps it not from not going around. Said,
but it's it's She's mountain.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
That's too.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
So we just take out a little but every morning,
whack it in that whack it in that thing, and
then it's that softens up, melts pretty much throughout the
day and.

Speaker 7 (28:04):
It's a liquid by the end. It's all. It's good
for us, pouring over popcorn by the end of the day.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah, well, this is the problem with it.

Speaker 7 (28:10):
A couple more reports around the country.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
It's currently Man, we're getting some conflicting reports from Gore.
I'm hearing it's twelve degrees currently in Gore, Brendan saying
it's thirteen in Gore.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Okay, we'll get it right Gore.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Well Hamish is saying seventeen degrees and raining in Gore today.
I'med my best single this morning for it can't mate.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Why was there so many reports coming out of Gore.
I guess the difference between Gore Central. I mean talking
about CBD of Gore in the suburbs and then the birds.
I believe it's a little bit warmer in the cbdre is.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
A microclimate, it's more concrete. Another one seventeen point three
currently in Mournsville, Jerey. You apparently have some famous annual
Christmas forecast parents, right, I do, and I've never buddy
heard of it.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
I can I tell you what. And it's good news.
It's it's bloody good news.

Speaker 11 (29:02):
I have.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Now my my app has extended out all the way
to my window apps extended out all the way to
Christmas Day. I've just got it in. And there is
a big old high coming over. Okay, So that big
old high looks like it's hitting New Zealand basically on
Christmas Day?

Speaker 7 (29:21):
All right, what are we in for?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
So we're in for? It's actually the days it's not
super hot because it's a south westerlies over the north Island,
so that'll just keep it kind of reasonable and mild
but not raining, you know, like no rain or anything.
So it looks like clear skies. And then the South
Island it's looking easties. In christ Church classic classic westerlies.

(29:47):
In Dneda maybe some showers and in the Cargo lit
a few showers and on the West coast but nothing
really much so no big rain events basically forecast at
the stage for Christmas Day.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
So chest News Chat GBT summary is Jerry said it
was going to be a good day on the radio.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yep, it's about that. That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I had an experience yesterday which I think is a
universal experience to anyone that lives in a house with
another person, be that your flatmate, be that your life partner,
be that your recent X who's still trying to find
a new place to move into.

Speaker 7 (30:25):
And it is.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
The fear you feel when you walk into the house
and it is spotless. And I don't mean just like
a quick web around with the vacuum. I mean that
deep clean. You can smell the cleaning products as soon
as you walk in there. You walk into the lounge,
it's spotless, the kitchen is gleaming. You go upstairs, the
bathrooms immaculate. The shower parts of the shower you didn't

(30:49):
even know we're dirty have now been cleaned. And that
you were like, oh, it was that color when we started. Really,
the spear room is cleaned. The cobwebs in the top
corner of the stairwell where you were like in.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
Those one day, they're gone. Okay, And I think everyone can.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
I'd like to think everyone can empathize with the fear
you feel when you walk into that room because you're like,
I know, if I put one thing out of place,
if I drop a crumb on the floor, if I
leave my gym bag on the floor, you know what
I mean. If I make a bit of toast and
some crumbs come out out of the bloody counter, dude,
it's over.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Can I ask you a question, just what what happened?
Because this was not you that did the cleaning? Was it? No?

Speaker 7 (31:34):
Definitely not.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Was it a was it a paid cleaner who did
the cleaning or no? Okay, no, that was just the
reason that because so this is your partner that did
then I hope so. And it was an unsanctioned clean.

Speaker 7 (31:50):
Yeah, it was unscheduled.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
It was random.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
It was random. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
What were the events that led into this particular.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
CLIs No, nothing, really, I think there were a romantic
week in getaway. Yeah, so I know it's not I know,
I know you're going with this because that was my
first protocol as well. I started flicking back through the
roll the dicks of things I've done in the last week.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
And it's not an anger it's not a revenge clean.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
It's not a revenge clean.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
It can't be because we've been together for the last
three days on a romantic getaway and it's just coming.

Speaker 7 (32:18):
It's you know, there's two types of people.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
There's the person who can't clean until they've relaxed, so
they've got to lie on the couch for an hour,
then they'll get up and go on a cleaning frenzy.
Then there's the person who can't relax until they clean.
They need to clean fit.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
Yeah, that's you. That's my partner as well.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
And I can I ask you, do you have a
cleaning schedule in your house, Like let's say, for instance,
and my house, we always clean on a Sunday, So
if anything happened where I came home on a Wednesday
and the whole house with clean.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
I'd be like, oh no.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
He I must read the schedule. Yeah, no, there's no schedule. Okay,
all right, we'll play free an easy. Every day's a
cleaning day in our house. Yeah, I wouldn't call you.

Speaker 7 (32:56):
I wouldn't call you a neat freak.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
It never gets dirty. No, that's the thing. If you
never allow it to get dirty, then you never have
to ever have a cleaning do.

Speaker 7 (33:06):
Yeah, you were one of those houses where you walk
in you can't tell if anyone lives.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
In there or not. Yeah. Well, I can also smell
the difference. So I can smell the difference between an
anger clean yeah, and a.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
Healthy clean clean.

Speaker 11 (33:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
I have someone that's cleaned with love and cleaned with anger.
I can just tell. It's the same as a meal.
I mean, I Tozy once cooked me a meal and anger.
I could taste the hate. Yeah, like it was a
It was a it was a sausage pasta meal and
with no source.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
No, and I remember because it was delivered to you
in such a way that was trying to provoke an argument,
say something about that.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Absolutely, just over cooking meals for the kids and then
not eating it. And it was dumped in front of
me when I got home at eight o'clock at night,
and it just it actually was throwing in front of me.
And then she stood over it and just stared guns
as I as I looked at it. Yeah, And and
so I started eating, and I looked up and I
felt the presence, and I thought, and I said, hmmm, well,

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she went, this is delicious.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Can't say something text her on three four eight three,
she's nesting the eye. Well, there's a new level of
fear that I hadn't been considered.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
I did. I did have a look up on on
on the internet for the psycho psychological and emotional reasons
for feeling uneasy when you walk into a tidy house.
Identity and attachment. Oh like I missed some of the dirt.
Miss you missed your clutter, shame and comparison. Yes, that
so it might trigger feelings of an adequacy or shame.

Speaker 7 (34:43):
Points out that you didn't clean it.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Cognitive overload or comfort. Some brains fund a certain level
of clutter, comforting, trauma, and association. So negative childhood experiences
with chores punishment related too. Much order, extremely tidy house
can feel sterile. Yes, that's like the museum help or
like what did I do? That's us is the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Jerry and Midnight, The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
The Hidary Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was Japan and Mike the builder from
Welly couldn't take away the prize. So today we've got
one hundred and fifty dollars up for grabs Jackpot's fifty
dollars every day we don't have a winner. And since
today is the birthday of actor Michael Clark Duncan and
Ozzie cricketer Michael Clark, Today's Mastermindspig is Michael Zandel.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Clark hold On hard On Mit Michael Clark Clark.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
Duncan Duncan.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Yes, that's one person, that's not three different duds. Yes,
he's the guy from eight Mile, the Great A.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Mile, the Eminem the eminem film.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah is he He's the guy that he beats in
the final rap mettal Ah. And then Michael Clark, who
is the Australian Batsman Pup Pup they call him uh
shere same born named after him, Yeah, born on the
same day.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Makes sense a good film with Greenmark. Jordy from Dunedin
is on the line morning, Jordie. How are we lad?
Good mate? You're missing your pinky finger?

Speaker 7 (36:13):
I sure m story time? Whatever does at work?

Speaker 12 (36:18):
We a bit dusty, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
And I sort of slipped and fell foul holding a
big sheet of metal.

Speaker 12 (36:23):
And it went straight through.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
Straight off, not straight off.

Speaker 12 (36:30):
They had to be more or less finished off at
the hospital.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah right?

Speaker 7 (36:33):
Did they try and reattach it?

Speaker 12 (36:37):
It is too far gone yere by the time I
got there.

Speaker 7 (36:39):
What have you found? Is it on your dominant or
non dominant hand?

Speaker 12 (36:42):
Non dominant thing?

Speaker 11 (36:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Right?

Speaker 7 (36:45):
Found any strange adaptation since then?

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Really?

Speaker 12 (36:49):
To be honest, no, it's still just a.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Normal day, really, right, So that needs your little finger?

Speaker 12 (36:54):
It just looks a bit funny.

Speaker 7 (36:55):
I suppose if you had to peck a finger.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I'm sure you've thought about this a lot, Jordy, But
if you had to peck a finger to lose it
probably would be the pinky on your offhand, wouldn't it.

Speaker 12 (37:04):
Yeah, you don't want to be losing.

Speaker 7 (37:06):
Your No, okay, Jeordie.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Here's why it works forty five seconds. Five questions you
can get three right to.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Win, and just a reminder of the topic. It is
Michaels and Or Clark's.

Speaker 12 (37:19):
Okay, Michaels and or Clark, right, yeah, all right?

Speaker 3 (37:22):
First question probably becomes the need and he's only got
four fingers on the second? What character did Michael J.
Fox play and Back to the Future films? Correct? How
many consecutive general elections did Helen Clark win?

Speaker 11 (37:38):
Oh? Three?

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Correct? Who was in a famous nineteen eighties pop duo
with Andrew.

Speaker 7 (37:43):
Ridgeley George Michael, Yeah, look at that.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
You are a mastermind.

Speaker 7 (37:51):
Georgie, Georgie did it?

Speaker 6 (37:55):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
You didn't even need to get to question number four?
Who was the lead actor in the nineteen thirty nine
I'm Gone with the Wind? You would have got that easy.

Speaker 12 (38:03):
Again?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Who was the lead actor in the nineteen thirty nine
film Gone with the Wind?

Speaker 12 (38:09):
Thirty nine? From Jesus? I wouldn't have a clue, sorry, Gable?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
And oh, Michael Phelps twenty three gold medals? Who is
the most decorated Olympic athlete of all time? Michael Phelps?

Speaker 7 (38:20):
You would have got that.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
You would have got that, I'm sure, Jordy with your
four fingers on your left hand, no doubt you would
have got that too easy.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
If you think you can do as well as Jordy,
make sure you give us a call tomorrow. There'll be
another fifty dollars up for grabs on the Hierarchy Breakfast Mastermind, Jerry.

Speaker 9 (38:35):
And Midnight, The Hodarchy Breakfast Jerry and Midnight, the Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 7 (38:42):
Um, get check. Evidently we're in neutral.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
We've been talking about it quite a bit and we
wanted to know from you on three four eight three,
or you can give us a holer on the old landline.
Oh eight hundred Haidarchy, what line of work in and
what gear are you?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeahcause there's some interestries out there where I it ramps
up towards Christmas hundred percent, and there's somewhere at rams
down I mean rubbish struck drive for example on three
for it three picking up garden waists absolutely flat out
as everyone's tidying up their gardens before Christmas.

Speaker 7 (39:09):
It's a great point.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
There's a lot of that kind of stuff around people,
you know, having a bit of a panic before they
go into Christmas because it's it's a holiday. You know,
basically most of the service industries are out. So if
you need something done, you need it done now.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
I wonder whether there's any point in tiny out your
garden before Christmas, because generally what happens is you're tidy
it up for Christmas Day and everything looks magic, and
then you go away and then you come back and
it just looks terrible. Here's what's the point.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Here's a cunning stand I've had pulled on me a
couple of times. Christmas Day gardens are a little bit
of a mess. All of a sudden, someone gets a
garden tool and then goes, why don't you what do
you get?

Speaker 7 (39:45):
Would you look at this? I've just got a hitge
trim for Christmases. Why don't you grab their old hit
trum and hit out there?

Speaker 11 (39:49):
Well?

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Good question.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Are you allowed to try your hdges on Christmas Day?

Speaker 1 (39:52):
I say no, I say power tools down on Christmas
against my gainst my religion.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Quorrying, says texture on three threat three. Never get to
slow down over summer due to it being when road
works fire up.

Speaker 7 (40:05):
Really, you've already done the quarrying, I reckon, we really
missed the trick.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yeah, that's a good point. Haven't you already done the quarrying?
I mean the rans, the the do the rocks go off? Well,
maybe is it to order?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Can you bang us off a thing of shifts off
the side of that rock there, and then we'll build
a road with it? Another text here, Hey Fellow's grease, Mooky,
I'm definitely not shifting into neutral as everyone's worked out
that cars need service and that they need a waft
on their boat even though it's expired three months, but
they need it done in the next two weeks so
they can go on holiday.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Okay, I'm double parked for jobs and farming and tourism,
foot to the floor and fourth gear, hoping that it
doesn't blow.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Up before they're right on the rev limit of that one.
It seemed like a good idea, and winter didn't it.
Why don't we add an extra revenue stream to the
farm now, all of a sudden, Summer's camera.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
I like this ac install so econditioning and just banged
it into third because people are hot and there's no
one more willing to give up their dolly than a sweater.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Okay, yeah, one hundred. So it's like, all right, I
will do it, but I'm not going to go looking
for it.

Speaker 11 (41:09):
You know what?

Speaker 7 (41:09):
I mean Morning Helmet.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Though as well, isn't it because that person's going down
through the gears. Yeah, because we were talking earlier about
going into neutral, Yeah, which which is fine and coasting,
but you've got to be prepared to also just punch
third and then you're backing gear and you're away laughing.
That's right back.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Because I came out of fifth a couple of weeks
ago and I was looking for third. I was skipping forth,
was a bit lazy, but I accidentally hooked first and
it's just skidded out on the main highway.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
I'm in a ditch.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
I'm in a ditch, still on first though, Morning Helmet's
male mattress actress here, still going hard all the way
to the end.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
What does what does that mean? I don't even know
what that means, lads. I feel the more you talk
about hating neutral, the more I think about it. So, yep,
I'm in neutral. Thanks for this important life lesson.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
I'm a civil contractor and cank of Boom. We're currently
in top gear with overdrive Engaged dairy farmers slash contract
are always in top gear boys in this one here, Liam,
I'm out of the car.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
Key's still in it.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Does it mean it's still running? Yeah, I lock them
in the car. Whatever you do.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Jerry and the Night, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
A lot of techs coming in on three for three
doing a gear check.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
Yep, what gear are you in? What line of work
you in?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
High school teacher here a bit of tidying up to do,
but pretty much parked up with the gym.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
There's a good time a year to be your high
skill teacher time. People say, well, I'm preparing my lessons
for next year. Absolute rubbish. Oh no, dope, you're not.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Once you've done till or three years of that, you're
just re You're just rejigging last year's curriculum.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Well though, curriculums are changing all the time now, so
maybe teachers are having to do that. Back in the
day it was exactly the same for thirty years. Yeah,
you just have the same lesson reading, running and rhythmtic
the three Landscaper and Paul Cleanner here. Now the husbands
are around doing during the day. My services aren't required
as regularly. My mate's yoga and struck and he's experiencing

(43:01):
the same thing.

Speaker 7 (43:01):
I see what you guys are up to. I want
you to know, I see what you're up to. I
respect it. Let us see what you're up to.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Paul here, long time call a first time listener in
property law, currently doing twelve hour days, starting to hallucinate.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Yes, So I've got family members who are involved in
the legal profession and they generally turn up to family
Christmas looking like they are about to expire once everything
done before Christmas day, right, and lawyers are like they
are full foot to the floor until literally Christmas.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Right.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
It's brutal, well, I suppose, because you've got to get
the legal stuff done so then you can sign off
on whatever other thing.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
There's a lot of tidying up to do.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Oh god, bugger all that I used to be a lifeguard.
I've got to give it to those fellas. Long hot
days in the sun, working all the public holidays.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
At least the viewers can be amazing.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
I mean, I would say most lifeguards you're not really
doing much saving. You're not cruising around and the inflatables
all day.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yeah, you're not doing anything right up until you're doing heaps,
and then that's when they really in their paycheck. I've
got a CVT transmission reaving hard, but not really going anywhere.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah, I know all about the CVT. Yeah, and my car.
I've got the CVT as well, And yeah it's that one.
You don't even quite know what gear you're in.

Speaker 7 (44:14):
What's the CVT is at the flappy pattle.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Controlled variable transmission right, so it doesn't have gears. It
goes Sparris. I've got them.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah right, I'm a courier and we never go into neutral,
especially this time a year. It's top gear overdrive all
the way. Jeff from Southland working in Santa's sleigh there
put to the floor Earthworks Game Fellows season four It
family divorce lawyers just comes through on three four eight
three preparing for the post Christmas influx.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Hay, lads, I'm inseminating dairy cows. Drop the clutch, going
off like a catcat. That's from Morty.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yeah, good on your Morty. It's a hard, hardline of work.
My missus used to do it. She'd come home from
work and she would just have a ring of bruises
around her forearm.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Well bruises than a ring of something else.

Speaker 7 (45:02):
Lad's construction project consultant.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Here we footthard to the floor right up to the
twenty third and it's been this way since I started
twenty years ago. January is absolute coast through to white tongue.
You though, work isn't reversed while foot is planted. Going
to school stuff. That's sort of been your situation for
the last week.

Speaker 7 (45:18):
Why isn't it ruder?

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (45:20):
I think my eleven year old daughter came home yesterday
and said, oh, school's going really well at the moment.
Today we ate popcorn and watched a movie. So that's
that's where they're going for her school.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Are they still at school?

Speaker 7 (45:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Mine finished. Last day is on Monday, so they got
a one day week next week.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
I wish that was mighte have been off for like
it seems about six weeks. Yeah, that she's chucked them
back at school. Might go back to school even if
you're just watching videos.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
Mine to nine and eleven's are a little bit younger
than yours.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Tom, We come played golf with us the other day,
actually earned us a day off work.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Oh yeah, yess.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Texan and firmly and neutral project managers and clients keep
attaching toe ropes. Little do they know the steering lock
is on. So first when we come to I'm in
the ditch it sounds.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Like nine needs a tow truck.

Speaker 7 (46:04):
Yeah, I'm in the ditch too. I'm leaving it there
until next year.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Jerry and Mini the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Twenty four on the Hardache Breck Breakfast Breakfast or it's
time to give away another present from Bunning's Trade in
our Five Days of Christmas.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
That's right, Bunning's Trade have sent us a bunch of
mystery gifts to give away.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
They're in studio. They are numbered from one to ten.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
There are only It's crazy how this is week the
even numbers left plus nine So two four six, eight.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Nine, I hade hundred hrdarchy. I adde hundred and four
to eight seven two five.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Let's go to the lines. We've got Jake. Good morning,
Jake down there in Palmeson. What's the temperature in Palmeston
this morning?

Speaker 11 (46:44):
Oh, it's going to be a Today show. It's getting there.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Yeah, you've had some hot days though, a hot days
in Otago and.

Speaker 11 (46:54):
Anything very hot and we're not used to it.

Speaker 7 (46:57):
No, can I ask you what line of I'm a
groundsman and I imagine grownsman. You're not a neutral area.
Your sol food to the floor this time.

Speaker 11 (47:08):
Yet we have flat out.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Yeah. Are you preparing cricket wickets? Jake?

Speaker 11 (47:13):
Oh, no, I stay away from the cricket wickets. I'll
stuff that up.

Speaker 7 (47:17):
What kind of grounds do you keep?

Speaker 11 (47:19):
Oh, the Centennial Park and the old local community lawnmowing.
So got everything bone, Jake.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Jake, would you like to choose yourself a present? So
we've got we've got box two, we've got box four,
we've got box six, eight and nine.

Speaker 11 (47:38):
At least get rid of the odd numbers. I'll got nine.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Yeah, good stuff right there for you.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Jerry. Oh, she's a big We've got to clean up
the old wrapping paper.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
This is a big one. This is a big one, Jake.
This is I've got a good.

Speaker 7 (47:55):
We should have soft the wrapping paper. Jerry's really struggled.
Is it heavy?

Speaker 6 (47:59):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Is it? I can't even loft it? Oh, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake.
You've won the medador Wood Fight Pizza oven with six
hundred bocks.

Speaker 7 (48:12):
My I to say, I don't know how we're going
to get it to it, but figure that out.

Speaker 11 (48:23):
Good, thank you.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
I'm an adjustable chimney vent. I know you like to
adjust your chimney. Event trolley stand with wheels, high temperature
powder coated pizza ovens surrounded and lesa black powder code
sidesholve includes temperature gauge mounted on the side of the beach.

Speaker 7 (48:36):
It's all yours, congratulations, Jack.

Speaker 11 (48:38):
Thank you very much. Merry Christmas.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Merry Christmas to you, Jake, and Merry Christmas from Bunnings
as well, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
In the night the Holdacky Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Yeah, we're going to name five or nine people. You
have to tell us whether it did or alive person
versus person devised by Timmins camera opera to Dave Piers.
He's a veteran.

Speaker 7 (49:01):
He is a veteran and apparently he's got more heat
for us as well.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
He's got another idea. He's he ship's ideas for breakfast today.

Speaker 7 (49:10):
And we just here we do We gobbled it all right,
So we need two people on the line. Should we
go to the phones?

Speaker 8 (49:17):
Jerry?

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Yeah, Sam from DNED and Morning Sam, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 12 (49:22):
How are you going this morning?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Good Sam? You got at a neutral I believe you're
a firefighter, so you probably don't, don't.

Speaker 12 (49:27):
No, we always we were keeping it first, but trying
to slow down at the start of the air.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Yeah, Sam, you got some plans for the holidays.

Speaker 12 (49:36):
We're right through until the Black Clash on the seventeenth,
and then I'll be checking to first.

Speaker 7 (49:42):
Straight up to Mount Mongan. I like it. What's what's
weather doing down there? And done this morning?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Sam, she's a bummy twelve degrees at the moment I
creep past the fifteen?

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Okay, Sam, can you test your buzzer? It's your name, Sam,
there is strong. Eric joins us from Winton. Morning, Eric, Morning.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
While we got a Southern Derby on our hands. Eric,
you're a you're a dairy farmer. You guys will be
foot to the floor.

Speaker 7 (50:11):
Won't you.

Speaker 11 (50:12):
Yep?

Speaker 12 (50:13):
None stop, right through.

Speaker 7 (50:15):
No days off.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
The best you'll get is maybe a Santa hat on
one of the cows I'm milking on Christmas Day.

Speaker 12 (50:22):
Yeah, boss, let me put any putting anything on the cows.

Speaker 11 (50:25):
He's a bit odd about that once before and got just.

Speaker 7 (50:30):
At tensil on the rail. At least.

Speaker 12 (50:35):
Something for him.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Someone said to me the other day, Unlike humans, cows
don't milk themselves, so someone has to milked them over Christmas. Eric,
can you check your buzzer please, it's going to be
your name Eric. Okay, Eric versus Sam verse to three,
And of course if you get it wrong, then the
other person has to buzz in and say the correct answer.

(50:58):
All right, first person one hundred dollars up for grabs.
Actor best known as j A. Ewing on the TV
show Dallas. Larry Hagman Did Her Life, Sam, Sam Larry
Hagman is dead. Correct. He died in twenty twelve, aged
eighty one one nield of Sam. Good work, thank you.
Singer songwriter of hits like Ryanstone, Cowboy and Wichita Lineman,

(51:22):
Glenn camp Sam Glenn Campbell's did He's got off to
a great start, Sam on.

Speaker 12 (51:30):
Eric is a bit fast, He's pretty quick.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
You got one hand on the teat or something.

Speaker 12 (51:35):
Eric, what are you doing sitting in the track there?

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Okay? Wake up? Person three. He played Jeffrey the Butler,
Fresh Prince of Bellier. Joseph Marcel Did Her Life, Sam.
Joseph Marcella's dead, Eric, No, he'll be alive. Here he comes,
Here comes Eric two one According to my scores, Yeah,

(52:01):
I think that's correct.

Speaker 7 (52:02):
According to myself, I've chet gpt head it.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Okay, this is going to be a quick one. Brutus
the barber beefcake. Sam Sam Brutus, the barber beefcake.

Speaker 12 (52:14):
See this's a real fifty fifty young enough to go
with a light.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
He's taking an ae me's sixty eight years old. Good
well done, samad like Eric.

Speaker 12 (52:26):
Thanks, boys, that's too gamble, but.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
Just beaten, just beaten out of the hulst of the Eric.
Unfortunately they're still half asleep.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
You know that's all right, Jerry and Mini the hold
ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
So there's been an online survey more than a thousand people,
and it's around Christmas Day. What happens on Christmas Day
food wise?

Speaker 7 (52:50):
Stays on Christmas Day? Food wise?

Speaker 3 (52:52):
What's what happens on Christmas date? And it doesn't. It
carries over as you well know, it carries right over.
Sometimes carries over like the year later. A thousand people,
and it will surprise you. The most popular like meaty dish.
Protein protein, I guess you could call it. Yes, protein

(53:13):
is not protein powder. People are not having just a
protein protein shakes.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Protein In my family were just getting around to have
a protein shake, get under some heavy squats.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Protein shakes for Christmas dinner.

Speaker 7 (53:24):
ALM's got the squad wrack up in the in the backyard. Yeah,
we'll just get under there. Have a bench press comp yeah, well,
flavored protein you there, I go unflavored, yeah, with water.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Just do a full core workout. So I'll go, I'll
go beef. I'm going to go backwards. Okay, okay, beef thirteen.

Speaker 7 (53:44):
Gross. You don't want beef on a hot summer's day.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Who has beef?

Speaker 7 (53:48):
You don't have them beef.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Don't tell me you have beef. Ruder, you do have beef.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
You do have bef, A nice roast beef. You got
your Yorkshire puddings there, lather that and grey.

Speaker 7 (54:00):
Christmas Yeah, on a Sunday and winter for sure.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
And how on Christmas?

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (54:06):
The sacred animal, sacred cows.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
You that's a sacred animal. People. So there we go.
We go beef, yeah, ham, Yeah, thirty, we go ham.

Speaker 7 (54:22):
Yeah. I think everyone goes hand.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Apparently not Zoey some people, some weirdos go beef.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Stolen, well thirteen of those weirdos weirdos.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
I mean pork. No one really goes pork.

Speaker 7 (54:37):
Unless you're considering Yeah, you go ham rather than pork.
Unless you're considering ham.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Pork goes poor pork. For example.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Now you wouldn't like a roast pork? What's wrong with
that nice crackle?

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Oh my god, you're a Seco apple sauce. You're a Psco. Okay,
and this is going to surprise you. Forty lamb really
lamb at forty two, I mean of lamb's most popular.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
A bit of lamb getting about, for sure, but most pop.
I mean, come on, it's it's ham, isn't it really?
If you're honest with yourself, And no mention of turkey? No,
what's wrong with turkey as an animal?

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Chicken?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
There's nothing about chicken. There's nothing about turkey. Salmon doesn't
get a run, nothing about salmon. But the birds. The
birds are left out, the birds and the fish, poor buggers.
I just or maybe the other way around.

Speaker 7 (55:31):
I've just had a look at the veggies.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
It will shock you not at all that ninety one
percent of Christmas meals contain potatoes.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Yeah, I wonder how many of these one hundred New
Zealanders I know that the Heath household was four different
types of potato. Yes, they go they go new Yep,
they go mesh and.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
They go just straightw They were eating them like hand
fruit as well, wasn't they someone else sticks through with
you ruder beef and pork baby.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Yeah, okay, that is right, its ack, I was that person.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
You legal lamb the heats running potatoes. You're going to
run a potato salad as well.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Oh potato salad. Yeah, but the heats are weirdos I
mean they run a mutton ham? Yeah, I mean, yak.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Or is that more popular than we thought? In forty
two percent of the lamb, half of that was actually
mutton mutton ham, that's whole Yarn's actually pissed me off
to be Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Brocoli just so you know, mixed salad seventy nine percent, yep, absolutely,
followed by a Kumita fifty midi k delicious orange Comera
dishes because every year carrots at fifty four, broccoli forty
three percent, and peas, poor old peas at forty two.

Speaker 7 (56:44):
Gross.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Look at those bloody desserts, though, Jerry.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Pev is the favorite seventy percent, trifle at forty six,
strawberries with ice cream at forty two. No mention of
the bloody Christmas pod, the farty old Christmas pod.

Speaker 7 (56:56):
That no good.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Those Christmas cakes they suck with the icing on top.
Of it that sucks delicious. No, it's not. No one
likes that. That's why it's always last thing left. You
go around and see your end. Three weeks after Christmas,
you've still got Christmas cake.

Speaker 8 (57:08):
You know why?

Speaker 7 (57:08):
Because no one likes it.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Okay, I'll offer a service. Anyone not want their Christmas cake,
Send it to my send it to me.

Speaker 7 (57:14):
Careful eat it. You're gonna be bloody buried.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
I love it with the marser pen and the yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Of course, yeah, the hod Achey breakfast. Where's Bunning's Trade?

Speaker 9 (57:26):
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