December 14, 2025 • 14 mins
Today on the pod the team is just really tired to be honest.
They talk about Jerry being on the Bloody Marys, Manaia having a Sunday Session, and judging a John Dory.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome on to the podcast. Wednesday, the fifteenth of December.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Sounds right, doesn't Yeah? Something like that?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Who cares something like that?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
That song not a fear reflection of either of our
energy levels, any of our energy levels.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
That it's Charlie runs for yep, Charlie runs for miles.
But that's e Yeah on the conclave. Wanted to hear
van Halen jump.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's some John Dory on the weekend. Anyone else like
John Dorry. I think it's my favorite fish, the fish. Yeah,
I think it's my favorite fish. I call it delicate.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I call it crumbly, oily flaky, only not oily crumblest flakiest.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
J do tastes that John Dory never tasted before.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
But it doesn't taste very fishy John Dory. No, that's good. Yeah,
you want there. They got a big old mouth for
John Dory. It opens right up and just just sucks
that thing.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You did you catch it?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
No? Didn't catch up stolen bella. Yeah, I didn't catch it,
but I ate it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
When would you have eaten that? Since you've basically been
up for three days, Jar, I've.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Had one meal a day, so I ate one meal
on Saturday. I had I had lunch, had some Ki
excuse me, Big Day on Big Day, Friday, Big Night,
Friday Night. Got up on Saturday morning. As he said,
we're going to something to eat and therefore we can
(01:39):
get back on it again. I'm like, yeah, let's do that.
So we're up there, had some John Dory, had a
lot of bloody marries. Actually arrived down. I sat down
and immediately the waiter goes bloody Mary. I said, yes, yes, absolutely,
(02:00):
you guys not like bloody Mary.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Juice, don't like you. No, I'm not into bloody Mary.
That kind of gross. I'll just get a beer if
that's the way we're gone.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
They're healing, yeah, wishing.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That's the problem with beer being the best hango of
a cure. Is it just kicks the can down the road,
doesn't it does? I've done such a good job. After Friday,
I had that thing. We were talking about it before,
but I had that thing where I commentated and then
so I wasn't drinking for like three four hours. Then
you get spat back out into the general population. Everyone
else is wasted, and you're like, oh my god, is
this what it's like to be around?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, not only that, but Also, you've been commentating, so
you've you're at a high level. Your brain's been firing, Yeah,
at its most fiery, and then all of a sudden
you come into some and so you've been having high
level broadcasting chat and then you come back down to
low level normal chat.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Dude, it was like four people all talking at once.
Someone put tears for fears on.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Every everybody wants to rule the world.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, and then I was like, I'm out of here,
and so I went home and I woke up Saturday
thinking that's great work for me, you know, one really
hung over anything, spent a RESTful day, watched the Leo
DiCaprio movie. Then Sunday water blasted the deck, clean the
barbecue out, and I was like, this is great, We're
back on track. Did you did like three loads of washing?
(03:18):
The house was speck and span. And then I undid
it all by going around to my mate's place and
drinking fifteen beers and his driveway.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And his driveway. Yeah, well, why are you drinking in
a driveway. It's irresponsible. Someone could have reversed out of
that thing. Drink driving you over, drink driveway. Uh, it
is illegal to drink driveway.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And drink driveway. You're a bloody idiot.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well either reckon you are wanting to go in the house? Man?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh, his missus was in there. She's eight months pregnant.
So we were like, leave her alone, you know, leave her,
leave her on a giant, funny shape pillow.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Are you like doing?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Like funnels or something? You just step away.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I'll tell you what we were were doing. No, there
was a lot of you farting.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
It was.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, it were fun pretty hard. But there was also a
lot of like, well, bro, remember because we used to
flat together years ago, and so there was a lot
of like catching up that she wasn't there for. And
is there anything more fucking boring than listening to people
catch up on something you weren't there for.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, okay, that's boring.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah. And then the most dangerous thing is he bought
a fucking exercycle and it was in his little car
port thing, this rusty old exercycle. This was his new
fitness plan. I sat on it in the seat, fucking
blink like snapped back and I fell off that thing?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Is she entertainer?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Though?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Surely he should have had you inside and his pregnant
girlfriend should have been in the car port.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
On the exercisele making.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Did she have a friend?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Aroom, that's what I thought. No, she didn't have a
friend around. No, that's what I thought. I was like
that right, get that thing out of here, Yeah don't,
but nah, get those fangs out of here.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
This sounds very nineteen sixties, nineteen seventies. So she the
man invites a man around, and then the lady is
going to have to occupy herself by inviting a woman around.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, well she didn't, so it was just her and
her unborn foetus inside enjoying the earcn Okay, great ploy
by him. He's like, when are you going and get
the earcon going. He's like, watch this, She'll shut the windows.
Then we can spack up a dorry.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I see why you're in the car.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, well we're outside dogs. We're outside dogs. There's two
of us sitting around a chili bin and a barbecue,
and it was our lot barbecue.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Anything on the barbecue, yeah, yeah, A couple of pork chops,
a couple of chicken skewers, probably potentially underdone. Any greens
potato salad, which was basically just a potato with mayonnaise on.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
It, like Chloe swobrok.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Is that what you mean? Like chlose swoback. You asked
if there was any greens.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh, greens? No there were? Well no, I wasn't meaning
the Nandor.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Nando didn't Nandor and commons didn't turn up a couple
of Nandal's get going hard on the skateboards behind us, though.
I saw some impressive Nandor over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I saw some really impressive Nandor. Tenjos didn't didn't. I
didn't what's the word indulge potato? But I but I was.
I saw it. It's like, WHOA, someone's on the Nando,
someone's Nandals, someone's been cultivating some impressive look and Nandors.
Someone's on the whole room wreakd of Nandor.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, that would have been the endi. You might have
got a bit more sleep if you had got.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
On the Now, I'm so pleased. I don't need any Nandals.
That's not good for me. In those situations.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Should take quick breather and then come back. I love
this so.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Everyone knows. I always find like the Nandals in those situations,
you know you're you're having a few drinks, you've had
a bit of a party situation, and then you think, yeah,
it's kind of coming to the end, and people think,
you know, we'll get on the nandors, and I find
it just it's about it just makes things turn a
little dark.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's a real bad idea.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, I don't know, just I don't know. Start guessing,
second guessing yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
What could bet the end of your night? You know
you're about to go to bid the year. But I
feel like, wasn't that one of your Tinker moments is
respect the fucking man as while operating a massive head
of stay.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You're gotta be quite careful there. It'll be very careful
because that just whatever you've had at like times it
by three, oh dude, So if you've had ten beers,
it's like you've had thirty all of a sudden, That's
what I'm hearing.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Wasn't it someone that used to work with us no names,
used to work with us and he got in a
terrible habit of only being able to go to sleep
after her had a bit a nanda at night.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, you gotta be careful there.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I think I was in that zone when I was
a youngster, actually in my twenties. I was sort of
an every day sort of an endura, and then one
day I went it was like a riglar. I would
serially put myself through this, put the myself through the
ringer every day because I was like, I couldn't answer
my phone. It was like a lot of doubt, a
lot of paranoid. Then why I listen to myself?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, checking if you were still running a bath like
five times you never turned the bath on, No, but
you could hear it, and you're like, hey.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Let me just check this bar having conversations with them
with imasuring people in your head. Yeah, And then I'm like, no,
this is this is that was a good move not
doing that.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Can I tell a story that may or may not
have allegedly happened or maybe not happened while I was
allegedly maybe overseas or maybe potentially not overseas, sharing or
potentially not sharing our peckers And we went to people
that own our packer is very rich generally over in
the UK, and one of these places we went to
(08:37):
very very It was like an old castle. These people
were so rich. They had they were lawyers that had
represented people in the two thousand and eight global financial meltdown.
They've made a lot of money off it somehow, okay.
And so we were sharing there our packers allegedly or
maybe not.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What who are you sharing them with?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Sharing them with each other? So yeah, man, mate, we're
sharing these our Packers's nice between generous of them. What
is in our packer if not shed you know what
I mean? Our bigger shit, that's right, that's right. So
we were halving a couple of our baggers and they
had this ratty little fucking dog. It was really passing
me off. It was like a little Jack Russell type thing,
(09:13):
and it was running back and forth while we were
sharing these things, and it was like, I'm gonna, you know,
someone's gonna put this clipper right in this dog's head.
So I grabbed the dog and threw it into our cart,
the Forward Focus that we affictionately referred to as the
Ford fuck Ass because it was a fuck ass car.
This thing suck had our packer spit all downside it. Anyway,
the windows were down at this particular time, and so
(09:35):
I threw this Jack Russell into the car and we
kept sharing our package with each other. And then this
haity toy, very wealthy lady came down. She was looking
for her dog. She's like, see anyone seeing the dogs? Like, oh, yeah,
I have I threw it in the car yet, and
I'll go and grab it for you. So she comes
over with me to the car. I reach in to
grab the dog out of the front seat, and I
(09:56):
bumped the glove box and it drops open, and about
a cay low of Nandor drops out of a glove
box under the floor, but just looking at each other
like like a like a deportable quantity of Nandor pulls
out of the club box.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I don't think she turned a blind eye. She turned
a blind eye, but I could she saw it. She
saw me. I saw her say there was a whole
I don't think it changed her opinion of us. I'm
sure she probably presumed we're on the nandor anyway. I mean,
we were too key with driving around the UK. Shearing
our backers, what do you think we're up to?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I think I think as well.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Sorry, the light behind you just turned. I don't know
what's going on, but there's a ghost. There's a ghost
in the studio, and we've got these defunct fucking studio
lights that we haven't used in about eight years. All
of a sudden, they started turning off and on, and
I don't know how because they're all connected to each other,
but only one of them turns on at a time.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I blame that Mike Hosking puppet thing with one eye.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I blame capitulation, painting, perpetulation in the painting.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
There something going on Zoe Bush. I blame Zoe Bush
as well. Yeah, she's got something to do with it.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I can't prove it. I can't prove it, but hey,
you just turned it off. Nice.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah I can't.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I can't prove it, but I know she's got something
to do with it.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
How are you saying before about that woman turning a
blind eye? And there's something in the turning a blind eye?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I reckon.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
As you get older, you start to learn how to
turn a blind eye better that something about turning a
blind eye. It it shows, sometimes it dignifies a situation.
Sometimes it helps. You always think, oh, we should talk
about everything, we should address everything. And we get older,
I reckon, you start to work out there's some things
that's just you're better to ignore because if you weigh
(11:44):
on it, and you try and solve the problem, It's
going to create more problems done.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
It's a back in every passing card here.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Nah, don't you don't.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
That the same seems like a good topic for the
show Turning a Blind Eye. Times you turn to blind Eye.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I mean we I turned a blind eye a lot
on the show a lot. Just some things you say,
like I could come in on that, but I'm not
going to what's the next thing, what's the thing? What's
the thing after that?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I turned a blind eye to just about certainly pity theft?
Was I talking on this podcast about I witnessed the
ram road to turn the Blind Eye? Did you I
think I might have totaled on the the commentary. Yeah.
I pulled up to a Rebel Sport Christmas shopping last year, yeares,
and someone was parked backwards right in front of the door,
(12:33):
with the back doors of the car open. I was like,
what a peculiar place to park. And then I walked
down and I got halfway into the store and then
these people walk past me holding about one hundred hoodies.
That's more sports gar yeah than those guys, And I
was like, who needs that many hoodies. And then I
saw them jump in the thing and peel out, and
I heard someone, I don't know if they worked in
the shop or were just like a random someone yelled
(12:54):
something along the lines of stopped them or something like that.
Fuck that. I'm not getting stabbed over a fucking everlast,
you know. Man, So I turned a blind eye.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, I turned a blind eyed to some of my
son's behavior over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, I'm just not gonna just turn a blind eye.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah. Also, I couldn't. You can't throw stones and glasshouses. No,
it was again on the nand the dad said, twelve
hours sleep for three days. It's not like I can start.
I'm deffecating. There's there's nothing worse than that.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah. I feel like women are very good at turning
a blind eye. You know. They do a very good
job of stonewalling. If someone makes a really off color
comment or something, they'll just let that thing. So he
does it to Rudor all the time.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah, I've noticed that my dad turned a lot of
blind eyes, and I've only I used to think he
wasn't very onto it, But actual fact, now I know
that he was absolutely turning. He knew what was going on,
but he just didn't see that, turned a blind eye.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
It's much harder to turn a blind eye than react,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, yeah, it's so much harder.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
He turned a blind eye to my brother and I
just drinking all of his bows when we were growing up,
we just drink all of his beers. He would just
stock up that fridge down at the beach, and we
would just just go through the entire fridge, and then
at the end of the whole day, he'd go, I'm
sure I had a fridge follow be coming off the
beach and standing at and they're like, yeah, it must be.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Certainly not us, And he's like, look, I just can't.
I can't be fun with that. Someone's going to turn
a blind eye to it. I should turn a blind
out of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
That's exactly what we need to do.
Welcome on to the podcast. Wednesday, the fifteenth of December.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Sounds right, doesn't Yeah? Something like that?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Who cares something like that?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
That song not a fear reflection of either of our
energy levels, any of our energy levels.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
That it's Charlie runs for yep, Charlie runs for miles.
But that's e Yeah on the conclave. Wanted to hear
van Halen jump.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's some John Dory on the weekend. Anyone else like
John Dorry. I think it's my favorite fish, the fish. Yeah,
I think it's my favorite fish. I call it delicate.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I call it crumbly, oily flaky, only not oily crumblest flakiest.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
J do tastes that John Dory never tasted before.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
But it doesn't taste very fishy John Dory. No, that's good. Yeah,
you want there. They got a big old mouth for
John Dory. It opens right up and just just sucks
that thing.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You did you catch it?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
No? Didn't catch up stolen bella. Yeah, I didn't catch it,
but I ate it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
When would you have eaten that? Since you've basically been
up for three days, Jar, I've.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Had one meal a day, so I ate one meal
on Saturday. I had I had lunch, had some Ki
excuse me, Big Day on Big Day, Friday, Big Night,
Friday Night. Got up on Saturday morning. As he said,
we're going to something to eat and therefore we can
(01:39):
get back on it again. I'm like, yeah, let's do that.
So we're up there, had some John Dory, had a
lot of bloody marries. Actually arrived down. I sat down
and immediately the waiter goes bloody Mary. I said, yes, yes, absolutely,
(02:00):
you guys not like bloody Mary.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Juice, don't like you. No, I'm not into bloody Mary.
That kind of gross. I'll just get a beer if
that's the way we're gone.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
They're healing, yeah, wishing.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That's the problem with beer being the best hango of
a cure. Is it just kicks the can down the road,
doesn't it does? I've done such a good job. After Friday,
I had that thing. We were talking about it before,
but I had that thing where I commentated and then
so I wasn't drinking for like three four hours. Then
you get spat back out into the general population. Everyone
else is wasted, and you're like, oh my god, is
this what it's like to be around?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, not only that, but Also, you've been commentating, so
you've you're at a high level. Your brain's been firing, Yeah,
at its most fiery, and then all of a sudden
you come into some and so you've been having high
level broadcasting chat and then you come back down to
low level normal chat.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Dude, it was like four people all talking at once.
Someone put tears for fears on.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Every everybody wants to rule the world.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, and then I was like, I'm out of here,
and so I went home and I woke up Saturday
thinking that's great work for me, you know, one really
hung over anything, spent a RESTful day, watched the Leo
DiCaprio movie. Then Sunday water blasted the deck, clean the
barbecue out, and I was like, this is great, We're
back on track. Did you did like three loads of washing?
(03:18):
The house was speck and span. And then I undid
it all by going around to my mate's place and
drinking fifteen beers and his driveway.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And his driveway. Yeah, well, why are you drinking in
a driveway. It's irresponsible. Someone could have reversed out of
that thing. Drink driving you over, drink driveway. Uh, it
is illegal to drink driveway.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And drink driveway. You're a bloody idiot.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well either reckon you are wanting to go in the house? Man?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh, his missus was in there. She's eight months pregnant.
So we were like, leave her alone, you know, leave her,
leave her on a giant, funny shape pillow.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Are you like doing?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Like funnels or something? You just step away.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I'll tell you what we were were doing. No, there
was a lot of you farting.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
It was.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, it were fun pretty hard. But there was also a
lot of like, well, bro, remember because we used to
flat together years ago, and so there was a lot
of like catching up that she wasn't there for. And
is there anything more fucking boring than listening to people
catch up on something you weren't there for.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, okay, that's boring.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah. And then the most dangerous thing is he bought
a fucking exercycle and it was in his little car
port thing, this rusty old exercycle. This was his new
fitness plan. I sat on it in the seat, fucking
blink like snapped back and I fell off that thing?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Is she entertainer?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Though?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Surely he should have had you inside and his pregnant
girlfriend should have been in the car port.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
On the exercisele making.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Did she have a friend?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Aroom, that's what I thought. No, she didn't have a
friend around. No, that's what I thought. I was like
that right, get that thing out of here, Yeah don't,
but nah, get those fangs out of here.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
This sounds very nineteen sixties, nineteen seventies. So she the
man invites a man around, and then the lady is
going to have to occupy herself by inviting a woman around.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, well she didn't, so it was just her and
her unborn foetus inside enjoying the earcn Okay, great ploy
by him. He's like, when are you going and get
the earcon going. He's like, watch this, She'll shut the windows.
Then we can spack up a dorry.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I see why you're in the car.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, well we're outside dogs. We're outside dogs. There's two
of us sitting around a chili bin and a barbecue,
and it was our lot barbecue.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Anything on the barbecue, yeah, yeah, A couple of pork chops,
a couple of chicken skewers, probably potentially underdone. Any greens
potato salad, which was basically just a potato with mayonnaise on.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
It, like Chloe swobrok.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Is that what you mean? Like chlose swoback. You asked
if there was any greens.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh, greens? No there were? Well no, I wasn't meaning
the Nandor.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Nando didn't Nandor and commons didn't turn up a couple
of Nandal's get going hard on the skateboards behind us, though.
I saw some impressive Nandor over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I saw some really impressive Nandor. Tenjos didn't didn't. I
didn't what's the word indulge potato? But I but I was.
I saw it. It's like, WHOA, someone's on the Nando,
someone's Nandals, someone's been cultivating some impressive look and Nandors.
Someone's on the whole room wreakd of Nandor.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, that would have been the endi. You might have
got a bit more sleep if you had got.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
On the Now, I'm so pleased. I don't need any Nandals.
That's not good for me. In those situations.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Should take quick breather and then come back. I love
this so.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Everyone knows. I always find like the Nandals in those situations,
you know you're you're having a few drinks, you've had
a bit of a party situation, and then you think, yeah,
it's kind of coming to the end, and people think,
you know, we'll get on the nandors, and I find
it just it's about it just makes things turn a
little dark.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's a real bad idea.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, I don't know, just I don't know. Start guessing,
second guessing yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
What could bet the end of your night? You know
you're about to go to bid the year. But I
feel like, wasn't that one of your Tinker moments is
respect the fucking man as while operating a massive head
of stay.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You're gotta be quite careful there. It'll be very careful
because that just whatever you've had at like times it
by three, oh dude, So if you've had ten beers,
it's like you've had thirty all of a sudden, That's
what I'm hearing.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Wasn't it someone that used to work with us no names,
used to work with us and he got in a
terrible habit of only being able to go to sleep
after her had a bit a nanda at night.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, you gotta be careful there.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I think I was in that zone when I was
a youngster, actually in my twenties. I was sort of
an every day sort of an endura, and then one
day I went it was like a riglar. I would
serially put myself through this, put the myself through the
ringer every day because I was like, I couldn't answer
my phone. It was like a lot of doubt, a
lot of paranoid. Then why I listen to myself?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, checking if you were still running a bath like
five times you never turned the bath on, No, but
you could hear it, and you're like, hey.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Let me just check this bar having conversations with them
with imasuring people in your head. Yeah, And then I'm like, no,
this is this is that was a good move not
doing that.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Can I tell a story that may or may not
have allegedly happened or maybe not happened while I was
allegedly maybe overseas or maybe potentially not overseas, sharing or
potentially not sharing our peckers And we went to people
that own our packer is very rich generally over in
the UK, and one of these places we went to
(08:37):
very very It was like an old castle. These people
were so rich. They had they were lawyers that had
represented people in the two thousand and eight global financial meltdown.
They've made a lot of money off it somehow, okay.
And so we were sharing there our packers allegedly or
maybe not.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What who are you sharing them with?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Sharing them with each other? So yeah, man, mate, we're
sharing these our Packers's nice between generous of them. What
is in our packer if not shed you know what
I mean? Our bigger shit, that's right, that's right. So
we were halving a couple of our baggers and they
had this ratty little fucking dog. It was really passing
me off. It was like a little Jack Russell type thing,
(09:13):
and it was running back and forth while we were
sharing these things, and it was like, I'm gonna, you know,
someone's gonna put this clipper right in this dog's head.
So I grabbed the dog and threw it into our cart,
the Forward Focus that we affictionately referred to as the
Ford fuck Ass because it was a fuck ass car.
This thing suck had our packer spit all downside it. Anyway,
the windows were down at this particular time, and so
(09:35):
I threw this Jack Russell into the car and we
kept sharing our package with each other. And then this
haity toy, very wealthy lady came down. She was looking
for her dog. She's like, see anyone seeing the dogs? Like, oh, yeah,
I have I threw it in the car yet, and
I'll go and grab it for you. So she comes
over with me to the car. I reach in to
grab the dog out of the front seat, and I
(09:56):
bumped the glove box and it drops open, and about
a cay low of Nandor drops out of a glove
box under the floor, but just looking at each other
like like a like a deportable quantity of Nandor pulls
out of the club box.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I don't think she turned a blind eye. She turned
a blind eye, but I could she saw it. She
saw me. I saw her say there was a whole
I don't think it changed her opinion of us. I'm
sure she probably presumed we're on the nandor anyway. I mean,
we were too key with driving around the UK. Shearing
our backers, what do you think we're up to?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I think I think as well.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Sorry, the light behind you just turned. I don't know
what's going on, but there's a ghost. There's a ghost
in the studio, and we've got these defunct fucking studio
lights that we haven't used in about eight years. All
of a sudden, they started turning off and on, and
I don't know how because they're all connected to each other,
but only one of them turns on at a time.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I blame that Mike Hosking puppet thing with one eye.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I blame capitulation, painting, perpetulation in the painting.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
There something going on Zoe Bush. I blame Zoe Bush
as well. Yeah, she's got something to do with it.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I can't prove it. I can't prove it, but hey,
you just turned it off. Nice.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah I can't.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I can't prove it, but I know she's got something
to do with it.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
How are you saying before about that woman turning a
blind eye? And there's something in the turning a blind eye?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I reckon.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
As you get older, you start to learn how to
turn a blind eye better that something about turning a
blind eye. It it shows, sometimes it dignifies a situation.
Sometimes it helps. You always think, oh, we should talk
about everything, we should address everything. And we get older,
I reckon, you start to work out there's some things
that's just you're better to ignore because if you weigh
(11:44):
on it, and you try and solve the problem, It's
going to create more problems done.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
It's a back in every passing card here.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Nah, don't you don't.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
That the same seems like a good topic for the
show Turning a Blind Eye. Times you turn to blind Eye.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I mean we I turned a blind eye a lot
on the show a lot. Just some things you say,
like I could come in on that, but I'm not
going to what's the next thing, what's the thing? What's
the thing after that?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I turned a blind eye to just about certainly pity theft?
Was I talking on this podcast about I witnessed the
ram road to turn the Blind Eye? Did you I
think I might have totaled on the the commentary. Yeah.
I pulled up to a Rebel Sport Christmas shopping last year, yeares,
and someone was parked backwards right in front of the door,
(12:33):
with the back doors of the car open. I was like,
what a peculiar place to park. And then I walked
down and I got halfway into the store and then
these people walk past me holding about one hundred hoodies.
That's more sports gar yeah than those guys, And I
was like, who needs that many hoodies. And then I
saw them jump in the thing and peel out, and
I heard someone, I don't know if they worked in
the shop or were just like a random someone yelled
(12:54):
something along the lines of stopped them or something like that.
Fuck that. I'm not getting stabbed over a fucking everlast,
you know. Man, So I turned a blind eye.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, I turned a blind eyed to some of my
son's behavior over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, I'm just not gonna just turn a blind eye.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah. Also, I couldn't. You can't throw stones and glasshouses. No,
it was again on the nand the dad said, twelve
hours sleep for three days. It's not like I can start.
I'm deffecating. There's there's nothing worse than that.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah. I feel like women are very good at turning
a blind eye. You know. They do a very good
job of stonewalling. If someone makes a really off color
comment or something, they'll just let that thing. So he
does it to Rudor all the time.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah, I've noticed that my dad turned a lot of
blind eyes, and I've only I used to think he
wasn't very onto it, But actual fact, now I know
that he was absolutely turning. He knew what was going on,
but he just didn't see that, turned a blind eye.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
It's much harder to turn a blind eye than react,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, yeah, it's so much harder.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
He turned a blind eye to my brother and I
just drinking all of his bows when we were growing up,
we just drink all of his beers. He would just
stock up that fridge down at the beach, and we
would just just go through the entire fridge, and then
at the end of the whole day, he'd go, I'm
sure I had a fridge follow be coming off the
beach and standing at and they're like, yeah, it must be.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Certainly not us, And he's like, look, I just can't.
I can't be fun with that. Someone's going to turn
a blind eye to it. I should turn a blind
out of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
That's exactly what we need to do.
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