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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And whenever full.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome along to the Unnamed Podcast, Monday, the twenty fifth
of November twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
This is a cover of Crowded House, who played in
the weekend at Spuck Areena and I believe as well
at the former Claudlands Showgrounds. I'm not going to call it.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's a new Glowworm or Glowbug, Glowbug.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Arena or whatever it's called.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's Gladland's, it's bloody Claudland's, Claudland's Showgrounds. Yep, yeah it's
and it is fealthy. It's quite new. Now have you
been there recently?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
He has?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
That's actually deep.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Those are quite nice.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
He's nothing left of than what we used to do
to it, okay, back in the day, back in kind
of school ball, yes days. It's they had the darts
there and all sorts. Its actually quite flashed.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Oh okay, because yeah, when we had our school ball
there back in the nineties, there were some horrific crimes committed.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Well, first of all, we were allowed to drink past Yeah,
you got given drink tokens and you could just crack
a beer and walk around with a white header bottle
of white heado in your hand.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I think there was maybe some sort of premixes for
the ladies.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, I actually I can't remember what females. By the way,
acc here ju Lane joins us on the podcast today
and the Notorious Pansman Joel Harrison pushing the buttons.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, it's a weird feeling actually being in Mash's hot set.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Have you guys seen our bigg as water bottles? I
know how big is Mash's water bottle. It carries around
a water bottle that it's a statement thing. I'm not
sure what it is he's making up for something else.
I mean, we did allude to the fee. He's got
a tiny pecker and he's just carrying that around in
the hope that it might distract people. And also he's
very very dearth of any sort of personality, so hopefully
(01:34):
building a personality around a large drink bottle might help
as well.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I just think it's fine if you go into the
desert for five days, that makes a lot of sense
to me. Taking that giant it's probably one point five
liters maybe of water. It doesn't have anything else, I know,
it's just water. So if you go into the desert
for five days, totally understand. But you're hanging out in
a radio studio. You're ten meters away from a kitchen
(01:58):
and a tap which has filtered water and glasses. Glass
were yeah, and quite nice glass.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
We're too, it's just been upgraded.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
You're not going you're not going to dehydrate. I mean,
look the pants man, who's in the same generation as MESHI,
twenty five year old. You've got a glass of water
and he pantsman like a normal person.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, I'll be honest. I do have a water bottle
as well. Oh god, it's not as it's.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
A one leader. Oh god, it's a one lead of
water bottle. It's not a Stanley one, is it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
No, it's a yitty it. It was gifted. It was
a gift my girlfriend's mum as well. Okay, it's good.
I often forget it, but I haven't washed it in
a while. But it's good for the gym, you know,
if you go to the gym, you can take it there,
you know, to drink out it. Like yesterday I went
to the gym forgot the water bottle, having a drink
out of the bubbler, the little water fountain. It's like
mambla my nose was touching the How many noses have
(02:46):
touched that water founder? And that's kind of why. But
then at work, you know, I just drink out of
the level and you glass where we have Yeah, we've
got lovely glass.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
We're here. But you know, even if you went to
the gym, I know this might seem crazy, but if
you go to the gym and you don't have a
drink bottle, you don't have a drink while you're at
the gym, you're going to be all right. While you'll survive.
You can survive for much longer without water than what
you think. Yeah, but aren't you supposed to be keeping
yourself hydrated when you're at the gym?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Afterwards, yeah, afterwards, I mean, doesn't you don't need to
while you're while you're doing the exercise, you don't need
to be hydrated.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's big drink bottle, I got you.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It's big.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, big YETI big frank green.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
My concern is that there's going to be sometime that
that drink bottle is going to burst its banks and
it's going to create a flood in here. Because if
it does, it's all there's a lot of very expensive
electrical equipment in the studio.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
To be honest, it's probably better that Mashi's got it
in a water bottle rather than a glass, because what
if you spilt the glass.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Onto the desk.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, look, I mean there's some horrible crimes being committed
on this in the studio. In terms of liquid I
remember putting rose through a soda stream machine to try
and make bubbly rose burst everywhere.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, that was a shocker.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Actually, yeah, that didn't down well because you stuck it
on social media and immediately I had the whole technical
team on me abusing me for what I've done.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, well, fair enough, that was a shocking thing to do.
You just about ruined this that disc with tens of
thousands of dollars. I don't know about this one.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
It's pretty old thousand disc when it first came and
was nice.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Really is it?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Ship nail?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Is that it looks pretty new. A Going back to Hamilton,
back to the Clodlands Showgrounds. So what we had there?
Reason we played that song there because there was a
a mosha and a fight at a crowded house concert.
What songs are you moshing to at crowded house? I
see red, but that's the split in song yep, I
(04:46):
see reads about the early fast pace like the rest
of them are real.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Weather with you? Would you would you mush to weather
with you?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
What's locked out?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You can you put that on one and a half
and speed it up? I mean you can't really monster
that was locked out of Credit House tune or the
like that. Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's Credit House tune.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I u'mashed to that?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah? What about something so strong?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
So you're not washing to that?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You're not washing to any of it. You could probably
mosh that. So apparently there was four seasons in one day.
Fight started because apparently they restricted dancing. They said no
dancing and your seat or in the aisles. So but
it's Hamilton. No one dances in Hamilton unless it's three
(05:40):
a year at the outback and you're looking to pull. Yeah,
the only time that's true.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
There is an underground dance community in Hamilton, really, Yeah,
Pensman's been involved in it.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Have you give me DMB. Yeah, there's a few d.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
MB clubs there, but of a bit of an up
and coming thing around the regions as well, I guess, yeah,
sort of more Wikey, so not Hamilton.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What was the old student radio station in Wakat.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
There was a UFM.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
What was it UFM? No, what was it called?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Became um?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It was something not rd O. There's there's RDU, this BFM,
this radioactive what was it called the Hamilton one. I
had an underground there was an underground dance community operating.
Was there? Yeah, very very truck of speed focused and
probably some MUSHes in there as well, but of acid.
I remember I went to a dance party once at
(06:31):
the university in Wakator Contact FM. Contact that said it
was sponsored by CONTACTFM, and it was in this call
and that put some cellophane up around the outside of it,
and there was about twenty five people just absolutely chewing
(06:51):
their faces off and it had a really bad It
was really bad. So it was it was not It
was not a good gig. Let me just say it
was my one dance party experience in the wait was
not a not a good time.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, they used to have back. I didn't so much dance,
but there was kind of a comedy rock bands like
Mobile Study Unit did You Ever No I don't remember
and their first their first debut album, Blood Spew.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
In the cover of blood spew the lead singer of
Mobile Study Unit outside the bank spewing just blood all
over the floor. O Chewey's pie cart. Was there one
of their big songs, friend will miss your homestyle cooking too? Well? Yeah,
(07:40):
were you the leads by my friend?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Was it dancing at that school fall that you guys
went to?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Hell? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
The ball, Yeah, there was dancing at the ball.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Grinding. Yeah, there was a lot of grinding.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Vomiting toilets, that's for sure, because unfortunately they had to
shut the bar because everyone got their hands on a
roll of him at once. Yeah, I was part of
the group who got their hands on the nett ones.
But there were we bought four different colors. We bought
the green, the red, the orange, and the blue. Yep,
just in case, because we knew from last year they
used at one drink tickets. We allowed four drinks each,
(08:14):
which seems quite a lot. There's quite a lot she
for like sixteen year old girls.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
There were six form girls, so there were year twelve girls.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
There and actually there were year hold on Year eleven
girls who were invited by the year twelve boys. Yes,
her having four drinks?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
How were they?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
How was that legal.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, it was supervised because every in the last year,
like all the parents were invited as well, so there
was a considerable amount of a pearance.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, yeah, there were our parents.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah yeah, but they were just in the shadows.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
The parents were massive perceeds.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, oh absolutely.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
That was the first thing I noticed when I went
to school in the Waikato was just we're going around
to Jeremy Dunn's place actually and and but Gary, but
Gary has his stepfather, great New Zealander turned up with
a slabber Whiteado cans slaber purse, chucked it on the table,
said here you go, boys for your boots, and there's
(09:12):
like four of us and I was like, that's this
pretty good, And so we just sort of laid into
the Whiteado cans and like then I think he went
and got some more for us after that.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Well they're kind of mid strengths four percenters though, aren't they.
So it's a good introduction. Welcome to the Whiteado.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
There was no there were no you're allowed to drink
driving those days. Yeah, good, different rules around drink driving.
Should we take a break. Let's take a break and
come back with more drink driving antics after.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
This and we're back. Great to be back, yes, so
white headow, Oh look at I mean growing up. Great
place to grow up, you know. I floated down that
river most weekends on in a tube. Occasionally, if you
(09:59):
were lucky enough, a dairy cow would float past, dead, bloated,
probably washed down from one of the merry dairy farms
that didn't fence off the whack at the river anyway.
It would float down, But the challenge was you'd get
next to it and surf the dead cow. So you've
got to get onto the carcass, get your balance right,
and then you stand and you basically surf the bloated,
(10:21):
dead carcass of a dairy. Usually freezings a bit bigger
than the bigger than the they're the other ones, jersey
your jersey's, but small freezings blow up quite big. So
you jump on that, surf that down. When you're done,
jump off some to the other side of the river.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
How far do you reckon you'd got on the back
of a freezing.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Oh probably I reckon. Did you ever get to Leamington, No, no,
we just it was kind of more up and down
set the CBD area Cambridge a day's park around there
get into it. Didn't get to Cambridge. No, But we
also used to do brown eyes and helicopter willies at
the White Pat Delta boat. It used to up and down.
(11:00):
These are good times. Yeah, that was great times. They
called the police on us for doing brown eyes to
the tourists, which I thought was just it was good
on was fun.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, what do the police have to say?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh, they chased us. We got away from them. I
think they just wanted to scare us. But they called
the police on us. We're just doing We were just
kids doing brown eyes tourists.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, exactly how many? Why are you?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
The wit Part Delta wasn't much to do. The White
Pat Delta was a paddle steamboat that had two two
hundred horse power outboards on the back and a fake
a fake wheel on the side.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That basic pretending. So if you put your top five
tourist attractions in Hamilton, Hamilton Gardens.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Hamilton Gardens, Fairfield Bridge, I Pad Delta, chart will Square.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Okay, I've been to any of those.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Haven't you never been to any of what you hang on?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Pats fan, You've been to Hamilton Gardens? I haven't.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
No, shall we take on Hamilton week or something.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, I've only been to the house on Hood one
time only flitch more mean bingo thing.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I haven't done enough of Hamilton Street. It's a good time.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Birds like I say, evalon Drive, haven't kids like I say?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Raymond? Bird birds, Raymond? Are you going to your drive
down there? Yeah? Boats for sale to Cambridge?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Does that count? You've been to Dunsdale the Reuben Fringe.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You've been to Norton? Nah? Okay, where's Franktincy? I think
I have been. I to play for the Franklin Albions
League team.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Don't get if someone go and shove a finger up
you asked, won't you Yep, completing a tackle? But that
was more.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That was rupyr.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That was at school.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
What happened in Hamilton on Friday? How come the a
s C eleven lost? Looks like you guys were gonna win?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, don't talk about that. We played Okay, A few
things didn't go our way. Firstly the umpires. It was
kJ from Seddon Park and the groundskeeper there. He was
one of the umps. And then there was a ZB announcer.
He was the other umpire. My costco no, no, no
(13:11):
at all no, but they we batted and we opened up.
It was this was our yearly game against our ACC
eleven versus November eleven kind of but it was a
mixture of people from around Hamilton who played for their team.
We managed to recruit pretty well. We had Riley McCallum,
son of opened the batting for us. He pumped about
(13:33):
four six's in a row. Really set the standard and
we set I think we were one hundred and sixty
odd by the time we came off the field.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
On twenty overs.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah, we found it's not bad. It was only eighteen overs.
I was in, I was not out. I was twenty
not out. And they came in said, this didn't seem
like that was twenty overs. It was eighteen and so
they scored. So they score adjusted the umpires the score
adjusted it to one seventh. I was like, okay, we're
in here. And at halfway point they needed twelve and
(14:06):
over off the last ten with four wickets in hand,
we lost.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
How were you bowling any of those.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Overs, listen, I might have contributed. I thought I bowled
quite a tight spell in my last two deliveries. From
my third over got pumped for one of the two
biggest sixers I've ever seen in my life back over
my head and then then I tossed it to Maniah
and said finish them off. They needed four to win
off the last over. It only required one board to finish.
(14:37):
But Maniah was potentially someone of the funniest fielding maneuver.
He's not lightning in the field manyah. And he was
at mid wicket and someone clipped it just about two
meters to his left, and he wasn't paying attention and
he was very slow off. He was very slow off
the mark. I can see this, and he's slow off
the mart and he's like, ohh, I bet to get this.
(14:57):
And he went to take off and he kind of
lost his balance and the forward momentum his head and
his chest went forward and all. The only way I
can describe it was when Joan Olomu when he scored
that famous try by running over Mike Cat. You know
how he'd lost his balance a little bit and he
was very top heavy. The only thing that righted him
(15:17):
was bumping Mike Cat off and he stood up again.
The problem with Minight didn't have Mike Cat. He didn't
have any ruggie players around him. He was on his
own and he was trying to get his balance for
about six meters and then face blunted running down hell
miles away from the ball. The game had to stop
for about ten minutes because everyone was laughing so much,
so we didn't cover ourselves in glory. We lost again.
(15:43):
I didn't really want to bring it up, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
But it's our job though as the SEC, is to
go around and bring joy and lose.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah, that's just what we do, be punching bags.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, we bring a lot of joy to people because
we met him feel better about their cricketing ability. I mean,
as you said in your pre match speech, yeah, you're
here to disgrace the jumper.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, here to disgrace the shirt, the jersey. Yeah, and
it sounds.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Like your team disgraced the shirt, which is exactly what
they need.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, they did. But part of me wanted to win.
But anyway, I was so sure.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, I was so sure.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Why when I saw one hundred off the last ten
of us they were going to win and I just
scrolled through the Instagram stories.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
In No, how was the catching because that's the other
great thing is good pride? What? Yeah, that was disappointing.
Other good.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I mean helped that. A couple of catches got hit
to Riley mccallumy swallowed them up like easily.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
We dropped twelve last time.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
We only dropped one. This time too, Roundy dropped one two.
We dropped two catches, So that's better.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
No, that's disappointing. We meant to drop catches. Wasn't it
eleven catches including two the pensmen drop three? I think
it wasn't the three hands like feet. Someone described your
hands like feet. It's weird because normally they describe them
like buckets. You've got massive hands. There's no excuse for
your pens man. You're twenty five, how are you twenty
twenty four, twenty four, you're a young athlete, your six
(16:58):
foot bloody sex.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
There's no there's no reason for you to drop a catch. Yeah,
that's through tip fans.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
I had.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I weirdly had a dream last night that I was
playing cricket and we were doing and I took a screamer.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
That's that's a dream. Yeah, yeah, that's never gonna happen.
Although I think you're bowling pantsman, it's sex for sex.
The other day in the nets, pantsman was whipping it in.
He was creating some real heavneros. He was sure he
bowls a nasty length. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Well he did that against the Dulux Trade's eleven. He
dug a couple in short. Remember they guys like well, Jesus,
he's a bit slippery. He's a bit slippery.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
He doesn't give you anything in your half. Nothing.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yes, So I've got another game coming up, playing for
against todd Estell and a better man eleven down in
Hagley over wonder Lights. Got Joe Wheeler in our team,
so hopefully we can bring it.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
He can dig it in. Yeah. Time, You're getting to
an interesting point in your creakling career now because you
know it's a it's a you've had your victories in
the past, and you know you've I mean, I wouldn't
say that you've in your creaming crew, you've covered yourself
in glory, but you've performed ably at times, you know,
at times at times, and at some point you're going
(18:08):
to have to hang up your boats because it's gonna
you're gonna every performance that you now do it just
takes away a little bit from things that you've done
well in the past. Yeah, and soon you're going to
be in the negative. So you do need to consider this,
maybe just going into a coaching role, or maybe an
umpiring role, maybe scoring, or just some kind of administrative position.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Edmond's not a strength though, So I don't know if
I I don't know, if I can look, I'll see
how I go down in Hagley. My twenty not out.
I was quite happy with twenty nine hour. I carried
my bet. I didn't carry my bet. I bet at five.
But yeah, ok, yeah that's something. Yeah, I think I
middled one. Very hard to get your timing, isn't it.
It's like the catching, just timing is shocking.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You play on grass when yeah, yeah, definitely hard to
get the time out of grass.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, A couple popped off a so yeah, we didn't
cover ourselves in glory. It sounds like you did exactly
what you should have done. Okay, lost, Yeah we did
so thanks for bringing that pentsman fat. Yeah. I thing
as I had to drive home that night, and I
had Joe Jury and Mena Stewart in the car with me.
(19:20):
I was driving, and they did work absolutely crushing cans
of export culture all the way home. Every minute was
like all the way up over the bomber. I had
to do about three toilet stops. Bombay, get out, wheeze.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Nice. I should have taken messes drink bottle with you, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
That's true. Actually, Yeah, and then you had to run
them home, drop them off and took a couple of
roads with them. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Every time I take to a jury home off for
a day of work, you'll take a couple.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Of cans to work. He's drinking a couple of cans
on the way.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, all right, I mean it was probably the good
best as we could do.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Really, Yeah, the circumstances, all right, okay, are right right there,
right then, thank you.
And whenever full.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome along to the Unnamed Podcast, Monday, the twenty fifth
of November twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
This is a cover of Crowded House, who played in
the weekend at Spuck Areena and I believe as well
at the former Claudlands Showgrounds. I'm not going to call it.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's a new Glowworm or Glowbug, Glowbug.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Arena or whatever it's called.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's Gladland's, it's bloody Claudland's, Claudland's Showgrounds. Yep, yeah it's
and it is fealthy. It's quite new. Now have you
been there recently?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
He has?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
That's actually deep.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Those are quite nice.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
He's nothing left of than what we used to do
to it, okay, back in the day, back in kind
of school ball, yes days. It's they had the darts
there and all sorts. Its actually quite flashed.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Oh okay, because yeah, when we had our school ball
there back in the nineties, there were some horrific crimes committed.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Well, first of all, we were allowed to drink past Yeah,
you got given drink tokens and you could just crack
a beer and walk around with a white header bottle
of white heado in your hand.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I think there was maybe some sort of premixes for
the ladies.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, I actually I can't remember what females. By the way,
acc here ju Lane joins us on the podcast today
and the Notorious Pansman Joel Harrison pushing the buttons.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, it's a weird feeling actually being in Mash's hot set.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Have you guys seen our bigg as water bottles? I
know how big is Mash's water bottle. It carries around
a water bottle that it's a statement thing. I'm not
sure what it is he's making up for something else.
I mean, we did allude to the fee. He's got
a tiny pecker and he's just carrying that around in
the hope that it might distract people. And also he's
very very dearth of any sort of personality, so hopefully
(01:34):
building a personality around a large drink bottle might help
as well.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I just think it's fine if you go into the
desert for five days, that makes a lot of sense
to me. Taking that giant it's probably one point five
liters maybe of water. It doesn't have anything else, I know,
it's just water. So if you go into the desert
for five days, totally understand. But you're hanging out in
a radio studio. You're ten meters away from a kitchen
(01:58):
and a tap which has filtered water and glasses. Glass
were yeah, and quite nice glass.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
We're too, it's just been upgraded.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
You're not going you're not going to dehydrate. I mean,
look the pants man, who's in the same generation as MESHI,
twenty five year old. You've got a glass of water
and he pantsman like a normal person.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, I'll be honest. I do have a water bottle
as well. Oh god, it's not as it's.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
A one leader. Oh god, it's a one lead of
water bottle. It's not a Stanley one, is it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
No, it's a yitty it. It was gifted. It was
a gift my girlfriend's mum as well. Okay, it's good.
I often forget it, but I haven't washed it in
a while. But it's good for the gym, you know,
if you go to the gym, you can take it there,
you know, to drink out it. Like yesterday I went
to the gym forgot the water bottle, having a drink
out of the bubbler, the little water fountain. It's like
mambla my nose was touching the How many noses have
(02:46):
touched that water founder? And that's kind of why. But
then at work, you know, I just drink out of
the level and you glass where we have Yeah, we've
got lovely glass.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
We're here. But you know, even if you went to
the gym, I know this might seem crazy, but if
you go to the gym and you don't have a
drink bottle, you don't have a drink while you're at
the gym, you're going to be all right. While you'll survive.
You can survive for much longer without water than what
you think. Yeah, but aren't you supposed to be keeping
yourself hydrated when you're at the gym?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Afterwards, yeah, afterwards, I mean, doesn't you don't need to
while you're while you're doing the exercise, you don't need
to be hydrated.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's big drink bottle, I got you.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It's big.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, big YETI big frank green.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
My concern is that there's going to be sometime that
that drink bottle is going to burst its banks and
it's going to create a flood in here. Because if
it does, it's all there's a lot of very expensive
electrical equipment in the studio.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
To be honest, it's probably better that Mashi's got it
in a water bottle rather than a glass, because what
if you spilt the glass.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Onto the desk.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, look, I mean there's some horrible crimes being committed
on this in the studio. In terms of liquid I
remember putting rose through a soda stream machine to try
and make bubbly rose burst everywhere.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, that was a shocker.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Actually, yeah, that didn't down well because you stuck it
on social media and immediately I had the whole technical
team on me abusing me for what I've done.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, well, fair enough, that was a shocking thing to do.
You just about ruined this that disc with tens of
thousands of dollars. I don't know about this one.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
It's pretty old thousand disc when it first came and
was nice.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Really is it?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Ship nail?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Is that it looks pretty new. A Going back to Hamilton,
back to the Clodlands Showgrounds. So what we had there?
Reason we played that song there because there was a
a mosha and a fight at a crowded house concert.
What songs are you moshing to at crowded house? I
see red, but that's the split in song yep, I
(04:46):
see reads about the early fast pace like the rest
of them are real.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Weather with you? Would you would you mush to weather
with you?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
What's locked out?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You can you put that on one and a half
and speed it up? I mean you can't really monster
that was locked out of Credit House tune or the
like that. Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's Credit House tune.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I u'mashed to that?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah? What about something so strong?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
So you're not washing to that?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You're not washing to any of it. You could probably
mosh that. So apparently there was four seasons in one day.
Fight started because apparently they restricted dancing. They said no
dancing and your seat or in the aisles. So but
it's Hamilton. No one dances in Hamilton unless it's three
(05:40):
a year at the outback and you're looking to pull. Yeah,
the only time that's true.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
There is an underground dance community in Hamilton, really, Yeah,
Pensman's been involved in it.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Have you give me DMB. Yeah, there's a few d.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
MB clubs there, but of a bit of an up
and coming thing around the regions as well, I guess, yeah,
sort of more Wikey, so not Hamilton.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What was the old student radio station in Wakat.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
There was a UFM.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
What was it UFM? No, what was it called?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Became um?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It was something not rd O. There's there's RDU, this BFM,
this radioactive what was it called the Hamilton one. I
had an underground there was an underground dance community operating.
Was there? Yeah, very very truck of speed focused and
probably some MUSHes in there as well, but of acid.
I remember I went to a dance party once at
(06:31):
the university in Wakator Contact FM. Contact that said it
was sponsored by CONTACTFM, and it was in this call
and that put some cellophane up around the outside of it,
and there was about twenty five people just absolutely chewing
(06:51):
their faces off and it had a really bad It
was really bad. So it was it was not It
was not a good gig. Let me just say it
was my one dance party experience in the wait was
not a not a good time.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, they used to have back. I didn't so much dance,
but there was kind of a comedy rock bands like
Mobile Study Unit did You Ever No I don't remember
and their first their first debut album, Blood Spew.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
In the cover of blood spew the lead singer of
Mobile Study Unit outside the bank spewing just blood all
over the floor. O Chewey's pie cart. Was there one
of their big songs, friend will miss your homestyle cooking too? Well? Yeah,
(07:40):
were you the leads by my friend?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Was it dancing at that school fall that you guys
went to?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Hell? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
The ball, Yeah, there was dancing at the ball.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Grinding. Yeah, there was a lot of grinding.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Vomiting toilets, that's for sure, because unfortunately they had to
shut the bar because everyone got their hands on a
roll of him at once. Yeah, I was part of
the group who got their hands on the nett ones.
But there were we bought four different colors. We bought
the green, the red, the orange, and the blue. Yep,
just in case, because we knew from last year they
used at one drink tickets. We allowed four drinks each,
(08:14):
which seems quite a lot. There's quite a lot she
for like sixteen year old girls.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
There were six form girls, so there were year twelve girls.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
There and actually there were year hold on Year eleven
girls who were invited by the year twelve boys. Yes,
her having four drinks?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
How were they?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
How was that legal.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, it was supervised because every in the last year,
like all the parents were invited as well, so there
was a considerable amount of a pearance.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, yeah, there were our parents.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah yeah, but they were just in the shadows.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
The parents were massive perceeds.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, oh absolutely.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
That was the first thing I noticed when I went
to school in the Waikato was just we're going around
to Jeremy Dunn's place actually and and but Gary, but
Gary has his stepfather, great New Zealander turned up with
a slabber Whiteado cans slaber purse, chucked it on the table,
said here you go, boys for your boots, and there's
(09:12):
like four of us and I was like, that's this
pretty good, And so we just sort of laid into
the Whiteado cans and like then I think he went
and got some more for us after that.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Well they're kind of mid strengths four percenters though, aren't they.
So it's a good introduction. Welcome to the Whiteado.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
There was no there were no you're allowed to drink
driving those days. Yeah, good, different rules around drink driving.
Should we take a break. Let's take a break and
come back with more drink driving antics after.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
This and we're back. Great to be back, yes, so
white headow, Oh look at I mean growing up. Great
place to grow up, you know. I floated down that
river most weekends on in a tube. Occasionally, if you
(09:59):
were lucky enough, a dairy cow would float past, dead, bloated,
probably washed down from one of the merry dairy farms
that didn't fence off the whack at the river anyway.
It would float down, But the challenge was you'd get
next to it and surf the dead cow. So you've
got to get onto the carcass, get your balance right,
and then you stand and you basically surf the bloated,
(10:21):
dead carcass of a dairy. Usually freezings a bit bigger
than the bigger than the they're the other ones, jersey
your jersey's, but small freezings blow up quite big. So
you jump on that, surf that down. When you're done,
jump off some to the other side of the river.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
How far do you reckon you'd got on the back
of a freezing.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Oh probably I reckon. Did you ever get to Leamington, No, no,
we just it was kind of more up and down
set the CBD area Cambridge a day's park around there
get into it. Didn't get to Cambridge. No, But we
also used to do brown eyes and helicopter willies at
the White Pat Delta boat. It used to up and down.
(11:00):
These are good times. Yeah, that was great times. They
called the police on us for doing brown eyes to
the tourists, which I thought was just it was good
on was fun.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, what do the police have to say?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh, they chased us. We got away from them. I
think they just wanted to scare us. But they called
the police on us. We're just doing We were just
kids doing brown eyes tourists.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, exactly how many? Why are you?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
The wit Part Delta wasn't much to do. The White
Pat Delta was a paddle steamboat that had two two
hundred horse power outboards on the back and a fake
a fake wheel on the side.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That basic pretending. So if you put your top five
tourist attractions in Hamilton, Hamilton Gardens.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Hamilton Gardens, Fairfield Bridge, I Pad Delta, chart will Square.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Okay, I've been to any of those.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Haven't you never been to any of what you hang on?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Pats fan, You've been to Hamilton Gardens? I haven't.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
No, shall we take on Hamilton week or something.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, I've only been to the house on Hood one
time only flitch more mean bingo thing.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I haven't done enough of Hamilton Street. It's a good time.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Birds like I say, evalon Drive, haven't kids like I say?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Raymond? Bird birds, Raymond? Are you going to your drive
down there? Yeah? Boats for sale to Cambridge?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Does that count? You've been to Dunsdale the Reuben Fringe.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You've been to Norton? Nah? Okay, where's Franktincy? I think
I have been. I to play for the Franklin Albions
League team.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Don't get if someone go and shove a finger up
you asked, won't you Yep, completing a tackle? But that
was more.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That was rupyr.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That was at school.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
What happened in Hamilton on Friday? How come the a
s C eleven lost? Looks like you guys were gonna win?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, don't talk about that. We played Okay, A few
things didn't go our way. Firstly the umpires. It was
kJ from Seddon Park and the groundskeeper there. He was
one of the umps. And then there was a ZB announcer.
He was the other umpire. My costco no, no, no
(13:11):
at all no, but they we batted and we opened up.
It was this was our yearly game against our ACC
eleven versus November eleven kind of but it was a
mixture of people from around Hamilton who played for their team.
We managed to recruit pretty well. We had Riley McCallum,
son of opened the batting for us. He pumped about
(13:33):
four six's in a row. Really set the standard and
we set I think we were one hundred and sixty
odd by the time we came off the field.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
On twenty overs.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah, we found it's not bad. It was only eighteen overs.
I was in, I was not out. I was twenty
not out. And they came in said, this didn't seem
like that was twenty overs. It was eighteen and so
they scored. So they score adjusted the umpires the score
adjusted it to one seventh. I was like, okay, we're
in here. And at halfway point they needed twelve and
(14:06):
over off the last ten with four wickets in hand,
we lost.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
How were you bowling any of those.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Overs, listen, I might have contributed. I thought I bowled
quite a tight spell in my last two deliveries. From
my third over got pumped for one of the two
biggest sixers I've ever seen in my life back over
my head and then then I tossed it to Maniah
and said finish them off. They needed four to win
off the last over. It only required one board to finish.
(14:37):
But Maniah was potentially someone of the funniest fielding maneuver.
He's not lightning in the field manyah. And he was
at mid wicket and someone clipped it just about two
meters to his left, and he wasn't paying attention and
he was very slow off. He was very slow off
the mark. I can see this, and he's slow off
the mart and he's like, ohh, I bet to get this.
(14:57):
And he went to take off and he kind of
lost his balance and the forward momentum his head and
his chest went forward and all. The only way I
can describe it was when Joan Olomu when he scored
that famous try by running over Mike Cat. You know
how he'd lost his balance a little bit and he
was very top heavy. The only thing that righted him
(15:17):
was bumping Mike Cat off and he stood up again.
The problem with Minight didn't have Mike Cat. He didn't
have any ruggie players around him. He was on his
own and he was trying to get his balance for
about six meters and then face blunted running down hell
miles away from the ball. The game had to stop
for about ten minutes because everyone was laughing so much,
so we didn't cover ourselves in glory. We lost again.
(15:43):
I didn't really want to bring it up, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
But it's our job though as the SEC, is to
go around and bring joy and lose.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah, that's just what we do, be punching bags.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, we bring a lot of joy to people because
we met him feel better about their cricketing ability. I mean,
as you said in your pre match speech, yeah, you're
here to disgrace the jumper.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, here to disgrace the shirt, the jersey. Yeah, and
it sounds.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Like your team disgraced the shirt, which is exactly what
they need.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, they did. But part of me wanted to win.
But anyway, I was so sure.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, I was so sure.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Why when I saw one hundred off the last ten
of us they were going to win and I just
scrolled through the Instagram stories.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
In No, how was the catching because that's the other
great thing is good pride? What? Yeah, that was disappointing.
Other good.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I mean helped that. A couple of catches got hit
to Riley mccallumy swallowed them up like easily.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
We dropped twelve last time.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
We only dropped one. This time too, Roundy dropped one two.
We dropped two catches, So that's better.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
No, that's disappointing. We meant to drop catches. Wasn't it
eleven catches including two the pensmen drop three? I think
it wasn't the three hands like feet. Someone described your
hands like feet. It's weird because normally they describe them
like buckets. You've got massive hands. There's no excuse for
your pens man. You're twenty five, how are you twenty
twenty four, twenty four, you're a young athlete, your six
(16:58):
foot bloody sex.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
There's no there's no reason for you to drop a catch. Yeah,
that's through tip fans.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
I had.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I weirdly had a dream last night that I was
playing cricket and we were doing and I took a screamer.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
That's that's a dream. Yeah, yeah, that's never gonna happen.
Although I think you're bowling pantsman, it's sex for sex.
The other day in the nets, pantsman was whipping it in.
He was creating some real heavneros. He was sure he
bowls a nasty length. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Well he did that against the Dulux Trade's eleven. He
dug a couple in short. Remember they guys like well, Jesus,
he's a bit slippery. He's a bit slippery.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
He doesn't give you anything in your half. Nothing.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yes, So I've got another game coming up, playing for
against todd Estell and a better man eleven down in
Hagley over wonder Lights. Got Joe Wheeler in our team,
so hopefully we can bring it.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
He can dig it in. Yeah. Time, You're getting to
an interesting point in your creakling career now because you
know it's a it's a you've had your victories in
the past, and you know you've I mean, I wouldn't
say that you've in your creaming crew, you've covered yourself
in glory, but you've performed ably at times, you know,
at times at times, and at some point you're going
(18:08):
to have to hang up your boats because it's gonna
you're gonna every performance that you now do it just
takes away a little bit from things that you've done
well in the past. Yeah, and soon you're going to
be in the negative. So you do need to consider this,
maybe just going into a coaching role, or maybe an
umpiring role, maybe scoring, or just some kind of administrative position.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Edmond's not a strength though, So I don't know if
I I don't know, if I can look, I'll see
how I go down in Hagley. My twenty not out.
I was quite happy with twenty nine hour. I carried
my bet. I didn't carry my bet. I bet at five.
But yeah, ok, yeah that's something. Yeah, I think I
middled one. Very hard to get your timing, isn't it.
It's like the catching, just timing is shocking.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You play on grass when yeah, yeah, definitely hard to
get the time out of grass.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, A couple popped off a so yeah, we didn't
cover ourselves in glory. It sounds like you did exactly
what you should have done. Okay, lost, Yeah we did
so thanks for bringing that pentsman fat. Yeah. I thing
as I had to drive home that night, and I
had Joe Jury and Mena Stewart in the car with me.
(19:20):
I was driving, and they did work absolutely crushing cans
of export culture all the way home. Every minute was
like all the way up over the bomber. I had
to do about three toilet stops. Bombay, get out, wheeze.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Nice. I should have taken messes drink bottle with you, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
That's true. Actually, Yeah, and then you had to run
them home, drop them off and took a couple of
roads with them. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Every time I take to a jury home off for
a day of work, you'll take a couple.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Of cans to work. He's drinking a couple of cans
on the way.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, all right, I mean it was probably the good
best as we could do.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Really, Yeah, the circumstances, all right, okay, are right right there,
right then, thank you.
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