📻Hauraki Halloween - The Radio Show

Today on the show Jerry and Manaia chat all things Halloween and getting scared by Zoe!

 

Plus, we are joined by both Jason Hoyte and Chris Key off the Big Show!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hodache Breakfast. Load up on landscaping with Bunning's trade.
It's so Lucky Halloween, Welcome a line to the Hidachey Breakfast.
Years since the thirty first of October twenty twenty five,
which means it's Halloween.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Very spooky, very spooky. Jerry by can I Can I
say what happened to us before we came on here
this morning?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah? I think so.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Jerry and I came in and as we often do,
we started off by talking a little bit about golf.
Of course, Jerry played with Ryan Fox yesterday, which we
might get into at some point on the show. As
we walk into the studio. So as I walk in,
we're out in the Bach studio. We're having a guest
bag with Rhodo about our greater guy, Ryan foxes blah
blah blah. Then we get in, Jerry starts talking about
some of the shots he made, some of the shots

(00:46):
he misses, twenty foot of blah blah blah. Turns the
lights on in the studio. We're both holding mugs of coffee.
Dangerous and as we're describing someone what twenty fifteen foot
sort of puttern which mapping it out a zombie flow
from behind the desk.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
And it's scared.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
That's kind of me. I immediately went to like cold sweat,
hairs on the arm, standing up the situation. Great way
to start a workday, though, because I am rearing the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
It was a dangerous maneuver from Zoe actually, because I'm
forty eight and you have a clutch.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, you're an art attack Ellie.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I am. I'm just throughing smipers. Ellie at the end
of it, seriously filmed it. Great going.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
She's just found the footage of the studio cameras as well.
I've seen it. It's good. I mean it's awful for me,
but very spooky.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Welcome along.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
It's the Hurdarchy Breakfast Jerry and Mini the Hdarchy Breakfast
on Halloween.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, off here. Jerry's been telling a story now that's
been going for three what we would describe as three
breaks on here, but it's been going on off here now.
He's starting to lose the audience. People are starting to
switch channels in the studio.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
But it's got no end. It's one of those stories
that doesn't really fit, doesn't finish with a punchline, that's
for sure.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
It's still developing. OK, can we get to something that
you can tell us about that we actually care about,
and that is your round of golf with Ryan Fox yesterday?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh man, Yeah, I was playing golf with Ryan Fox
and I knew that this was coming up. I'm playing
in the Chasing the Fox that's coming on the twelfth
of December.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Is this him trying to get a read on you?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Is he going around doing all this with all of
the people that are playing well. I think if you.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Are playing in the tournament, I think the story is
that you're allowed to go along and have a practice
round because the course that it's been played at Royal
Auckland as tricky course. Yeah, definitely a tricky course.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
So flash for me. I played it ahead of Chasing
the Fox, which I commentated last year, and straight off
the rip I was like, oh, this is that Marshall's
the Marshall called me back for big two inches in
front of the tea box on the first tea and
I was like, mate, I'm about to go fifteen over
in the don't worry about where I'm putting my tea.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, it's a great tournament with a eight vibe six holes,
it's going to be live on TV and z Tevans
had one actually, which is terrifying for a lot of people,
huge audience here heading golf balls. I mean, I embarrassed
myself in front of that audience every night. So that's
so there's nothing unusual there for me. But it's it
can be quite freaky playing in front of people, definitely.

(03:19):
But so what happens is you get to go along
and play a couple of practice rounds. I was lucky enough.
I don't think this was one of my practice rounds.
I just think this was a separate sort of a
situation just to hang. Yeah. But I'll tell you what,
when you play with it is a great pleasure a
to play with a guy who's such a nice guy,
Ryan Fox, but also to watch him hit the ball
up close and to be in the four wandering around

(03:39):
the course with him is really interesting because every single golfer.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
On that course is looking at him. Yeah, and every.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Single golfer on that course knows who he is, and
every single gol from that course knows that they will
never be able to hit the ball as well as
this guy, and everyone wants to see what.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Is it that he's doing this better than me? It's
also they want to.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
See does he actually hit it as far as I
think he might, And it's like, oh, yeah, he does.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
He hits it so far.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Because because I got bifocals on, it's very hard to
bear these glasses and play golf. My feet look massive
because they're reading glasses at the bottom and alongside at
the top. Anyway, I have to not wear my glasses.
So I'm I'm standing there by the tea box and
he's my partner, and he's hitting the ball.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
He's hitting a driver.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's like a three hundred and fifty meter part four
and he's taking a driver and he has absolutely wound
up and just smacked the crap out of this. I
don't know where it's gone. I can't see the ball.
And it's not often that you're playing golf with someone
where you just lose the ball completely from the tee

(04:43):
like you've got it. Literally, you'd have to stand behind
directly behind him to see. If you slightly to the side,
you can't. You can't see where the ball.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Crashes it into a fine powder.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Well, yeah, it turns out the ball goes right into
the middle of the green.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, I would say, you're pretty safe in saying good shot.
Anytime Ryan Fox sets the ball.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's exactly what I was doing.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, nice good shot. Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
So it was. It was an absolute pleasure. It's a
great it's it's like such a pleasure. Unfortunately, you know,
and I would have loved to have like shown him
that I'm not a muppet with a golf club. I
don't think. I don't think I proved that I'm not
a mappet with a golf club. I think I proved
I can hit an okay shot.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I can tell from your demeanor that because you were
thinking worst case scenario yesterday was like obviously an ear
swing off the tee. Otherwise like just duffing a couple
of shots. And I can tell from your demeanor this
morning that didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
No, No, I mean I did duff a couple of shots,
but it didn't.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
He didn't see that.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
I didn't. When you play golf like I do, and
all you're thinking about is not embarrassing yourself, it's not
a good it's not a good place to start. No,
it's psychologically, Yes, you've got to think this is going
to be a great shot. You know, it's such an
important way to think about golf and that and that
and that just a metaphor for life. Yes, you know
you should. What if?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
What if everything goes right here?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:03):
You know.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I was partnered up with him, playing with him against
two other people, yes, Rory McElroy. I was playing against
the Old Deco who's a friend of mine, and Wade,
who's who's a friend of Foxy's. And Wade was on
a three. The Old Deco is on a seventeen, although
plays quite well, and so I was definitely the worst

(06:24):
of the four. But the funniest thing is at the
beginning when Ryan goes, Okay, so I'm going to give
you twenty three shots, and it's like, yeah, so I'm
on a seventeen.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
So he's giving you never play too, he's giving you
another five.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
He gives me basically six. So he's on a plus six.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
So he starts every he starts every girl expecting to
shoot a sixty seven or something. Sixty six.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, it's just the quality of professional golfer you really see, like, wow, okay,
every shot is just a difference. Matt Killer.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
The difference with professionals and just about any sport or
any any industry is they do that thing that they
do for for this example, golf on days they don't
want to do it. You only ever play golf on
days that you want to play golf. Ryan Fox wakes
up in the morning because God, I cannot be bothered
playing golf today. And unfortunately for him, that's your job
guarding ht those balls. And that's the difference. That's why

(07:20):
they're so much better than everyone else.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, he just doesn't. The great thing about him is
he doesn't really care.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
No, Like I've noticed that about any good golfer that
you play with. It's different than other sports. Golfers are
more than happy. They don't care if you doff it.
They're happy. They happily give you tips and stuff like that.
It's great playing with really good golfers. But he is
closer to Tiger Woods than you are to him.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
So absolutely, Yeah. The nicest thing you can ever do
when you're playing with a guy like that is when
you hit a shot and you hear him say, oh,
good shot, and it's like you take that.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
For the rest of your life. I don't know if
he said that to me.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Actually I don't think.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
I guess we'll never know.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Anyway, it was one of the best days of my life. Yeah,
bet right up there.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast, the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Timaru.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Okay, I get through it.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah Smith, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Man?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
At five point second having a clutch of time stood still?
Someone texts her on three four oh three, So just
checking a We're looking at one hundred percent goal chat
this morning. That was the forecast, but it looks like
that's starting to lift a little bit. So forget something
else on this day in history, which is, by the way,
all hellos Eve the thirty first of October o spooky.

(08:43):
So so keep that in mind as I tell you
what happened on this day in history. Nineteen twenty six
death of Harry Houdini. In the days before death, who
Deni was performing in montreyal Canada. After a show a
college student named Jay Gordon Whitehead. Why would they all
named like that back in the day.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Just go with Gordon or James or Gordy Gordy or
Whitey white Hensey.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Hiddley asked if it was old. Hensey asked if it
was true. That Hordeni could withstand any blow to the stomach.
Before Hordany could brace himself. White Head, Oh, Whitey punched
them several times in the end.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
White is a deck. I know that guys like Whitey.
I've met guys like that.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah. Hordeni is appendix ruptured. He was in great pain
but continued to perform for days. He collapsed during a
show and Detroit was taking a hospital and died a
week later at fifty two. There have been theories that
the punch might have directly caused or worse than, the appendicitis,
though medical experts debate this. A medical experts debating Harry Hordeni.

(09:44):
Is that what they're doing on.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Their medical experts in nineteen twenty six or is this
later nowadays?

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Are people sitting around in the smoker and like what
you can get harrick?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah? People in emergency departments and they've got time off.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
I reckon, this is what did Harry Hordeni, some speculator
may have been poisoned or murdered by spiritualists he'd angered
through his debunking work. There's no solid evidence for this.
I reckon how rose up and reclaimed him? No, he's
been peddling this stuff up on the surface for too long.
We're going to take him back. Twenty eleven, the world
population reaches seven billion, according to the United Nations.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
How do we know that? Do we know that?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yep? Wow?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
How do we know that?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
A second clock or something on the internet.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
But I mean, I mean, that's what. Well, our census
we couldn't even do our senses. We've only got five
point three million. We couldn't we couldn't build it.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Three million. Jedis as well if you believe that baby
named Danika may comuch Or born in the Philippines was
chosen as one of several symbolic seven billionth babies around
the world. Global population reached six billion in nineteen ninety nine,
so it took just twelve years to grow by another billion.
Growth was driven largely by higher birth rates in developing
regions such as Asia and Africa, combined with longer life expectancy. Worldwide,

(10:56):
the world population past eight billy and November twenty twenty two.
Growth now slow, but the next belly expected to take
about fifteen years, so about twenty thirty seven.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, and then it's going to turn around and go
the other way, which is pretty weird. That's not good,
by the way. You don't want that. It turns out
they thought that it was going to be way too
many humans on the earth. I thought that was going
to be a problem. It turns out that's not a problem.
Turns out the other way around. When you've got lots
of old people and no young people, that's actually the
worst situation, ye is.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
But then once all those old people go, then we're
back to as a bit of a hard reset. I mean,
it's going to be a tough few years. But then
you're back to.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
The young ones. If they don't have it, then we're
in even worse trouble. Come on, I say, come on,
young people, pick it.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Up, roll up your sleeves.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, come on, we need more. We need more sixteen
year olds having.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Babies pop out eight or nine.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Those are the good old days.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I think you could directly chart the drop off in
Catholicism with the drop off and the birth rate, because
Catholic families man thirteen kid minimum, and then nowadays you're like,
I'm childless anyway. Twenty fifteen, the All Backs win their
third Rugby World Cup. The All Backs defeated Australia thirty
four seventeen at London's Twikingham Stadium to become the first
team to win back to back Rugby World Cup competitions

(12:12):
and the first to win three titles. The All Backs
led twenty one three early in the second half, but
Ossie fought back twenty one and seventeen before New Zealand
pulled away again. Bowden Barretts sealed the one with the
late tri after chasing down this Cack's gonna.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Heat the fish, he leads the church. Go go Boden.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
I was there, go Boden' I was there. Yeah, i'veset again.
I've been there for all three.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
In the stands New Zealand's Rugby World Cup the only
times I've ever gone along to watch Rugby World Cup final.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
They have won.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
They have won.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
You are the good luck charm. Well will it kill
them to take you with them?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I've suggested it.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
DC man of the match, delivering one of the finest
performances of career his career are kicking nineteen points, including
a crucial drop goal in a long range penalty. Carter
Richie McCall, Conrad Smith, Marnon and several others bowed out
of the international rugby competition after this.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I believe that twenty fifteen to be our greatest ever
All Black team. Yeah, I think so too. That was
the one we felt inevitable, didn't Man. We had a
good team, all those great players, once in a generation,
players all coming to the end of their careers all
at once. They were never going to lose that. And
it's hard.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Man winning one World Cup's hard back to back World Cups,
I know, and annoyingly for any rugby, any All Black
team coach or player, they will always be held to
that standard of twenty fifteen. That is what we expect
from them, and I don't think that's fair born on
this day.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Robert Van Winkle, Yeah, weinkey American rapper famous for this
hit Awns.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Robert Van finklan sixty eight today GC looks good for
sixty eight, he's.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Looking pretty good. Didn't he work in a bike shop?
After the song cut through?

Speaker 2 (13:59):
I'll tell you one of the best things he ever
did was over last summer, dB partnered with him to
do a callback service where he would you put your
beers in the fridge text vanilla eyes, He'll call you
back so that your beers you don't forget about your
beers and they explode. I use it all summer, and
I found out that my freezer is not cold enough.
Born on this day, Sharing a birthday, Sir Peter Jackson,

(14:20):
film director, producers, screenwriter, best known for Lord of the Rings,
the Hobbit trilogies. Four years younger than Vanilla Eyes.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
What Funny Okay?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
And also sixty fourth today Larry Mullen, junior drummer and
co founder of You two, for which I'll never forgive him.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Would it kill us to get some YouTube up on
this bch ch?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I hope not, because we do have some of youtwoe
up in this buch And that is the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow,
Timoru for Friday, the thirty first of October twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Halloween, there is Sunday Bloody Sunday. That's a crossover song
with Halloween and.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
You two, Jerry in the Night the breakfast.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Time for your latest sport heeadlines thanks export Ultra the
BF here All Blacks coach Scott Robertson has made three
changes to his run on side for the Island Test
in Chicago on Sunday morning. Ethan de Groot Boden Barrett
and Caleb Clark back at Lucid prop. What all three
of them? Yep, first five and left wing. I should
have kept reading there.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
No, it's about time there's some innovation.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
You know.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Razzie Erasmus is the only person in an international rugby
who's really pushing the envelope. And now it's good to
see Razor naming three people, two of them outside backs
at luc Head prop.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
That would be interesting, there would be we're reversing the
numbers for this test.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, we're switching it out. I think Buden Barret break
is neck. If you packed down at luc Head.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Prop, Caleb Clark will go okay, pop Clark go all right. Yeah.
The first video posted on football striker Berlin Harlan's YouTube
channel has attracted more than five million views and prompted
debate about his consumption of raw milk. Raw milk?

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Is that what we're taking away from that as.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Opposed to processed milk? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I always find it weird when people look at sports people,
as you know, they asked them their opinions on things
other than the sport they played. These are people who
have been in Pe for a job their entire life.
Have to think about how stupid you were when you
were at Pe. You were spraying link Zapreco all over yourself.
You forgot your bloody half, your Pe costume. These are

(16:17):
the people that you're looking to and being like, oh,
what does he drink? Maybe I should drink something like him,
and then I'll be earling Harlott. No, you won't all
right to stop asking them what they think about stuff and.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Prim golf team Ryan Fox and Jeremy Well, I haven't
read this. This is here we go. We're well and
truly beaten seven and five by two left handed bandits
yesterday at Royal Auckland. The winners Way Johnson and Met
Dickinson declined to comment as they are still out celebrating.
Fox refuses to blame his partner for their poor showing.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
No, I wish I could blame my playing partner for
my poor play, But unfortunately Jerry and I were probably
as bad as each other yesterday and ran into a
freight train of a pairing and two left handers who
just destroyed us. But I will say if any one's
looking for someone to blame for a broken car house

(17:04):
window on Grange Road at about twelve thirty yesterday afternoon.
Look no further than a mister Jeremy wells your thoughts?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Ah, you get that quiet?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
It was the super slice came out? Ah, boy did
I slice one? If there were fairways? When I reckon
three fairways across?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah, right and under the road. Oh, we'll get in touch.
If your car's got a broken wind screen, maybe one
of the passage windows, something's been blown out. Didn't in
the bonnet there was no noise? Well because you had
it so for far. Oh well sat on that one,
didn't you get on your right?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
That was a nice surprise.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Jerry and Mian night the Hohtarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Today is Halloween, and the great thing is it's a Friday.
It doesn't often fall on a Friday, so this means
he can get out trick and treating. You know, you
can get a couple of drinks, have a good time,
get amongst your neighborhood. And I know that tomorrow you're
not having to get up early to go to work.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Part of the community. And so today we've themed the
show around Halloween. You know it's going to be some
spooky content giving up you know, back alone and Zoe
this morning to skid the past out of us when
we walked down by hiding behind the disk.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Did she ever?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
And I now see that in our rundown it's his
costume time and Zoe's walked in with a bag.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
Okay, So what I've done, I've gotten a couple of
bits and bobs. I'm going to hand them to you.
You don't know what my ideas are for the costumes.
I'm a GISs based on what I'm giving you. What
you're going to be Oh okay, So there's not a
whole lot on this bag.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Okay, So you're going to go one item at a time.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, it's not much, okay, yeah, okay, So there worries
it's going to be some sort of bloody and it's
naked situation.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
One thing I think it's going to give.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
I'll give you this mustache, okay, Okay, So he's got
he's got what what's called So this has been brought
from a shop that has copyright isshes with our rename things.
He's been given a mustache and goateeque combo that's named
the bartender. So Rude is the bartender, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Initially, My first feeling is with that mustache and go
tea combo, Mark Lundy.

Speaker 7 (19:10):
The goatee isn't part of it. I just came with it.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
It's just just asche I know exactly.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
It's lovely.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yes, I know where this is going straight away. I'm
not gonna do you want me to say it. You're
dressing us up as the big chip.

Speaker 7 (19:25):
And that's why.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
So I just need to do the mustache thing.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Obviously you're getting what are you getting here?

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I've got the full witch dress up set with which
includes fake nose.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
It's really about the nose, okay, it's not about the chin.
That one's like got a hoit chin on it.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
You gotta you gotta jacket.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
With another man's name stitched into it.

Speaker 7 (19:51):
Yeah, I was gonna put right down on it.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
It's very easy that jacket.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Now, what a who am I going to be?

Speaker 7 (19:57):
You're gonna be my monogue, okay, which means I'm going
to give you this year's high and I want you
to put it on the back of your T shirt
and make your T shirt really really tight.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Not a problem, that's easy, okay, My wife.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
You've given me Jason's actual swan dry and it is so.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Tight it's like a child's swan dry. I can't reach.

Speaker 7 (20:23):
It's your texes.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
It takes me back to when we did the measurements
for Jason Hoyt to give him his acc suit, and
it turned and his suit came back and it was
so it was like a ventrilocuous dummy suit.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
I can't tell you. I can't tell which is the
nose and which is the chin.

Speaker 7 (20:39):
Well, I feel like the chin looks more hot nose
like it does.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, I mean it's it's my shirt tight.

Speaker 7 (20:44):
Now, it's great.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
It's really got my gut pushing out the front of it.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
You're going to be drissing up as pugs.

Speaker 7 (20:51):
Well, I just need to look cool, and I feel
like I'll always look cool.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
He's got half He's got half his wardrobe on his desk.
You could go out there and d.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Look at your look at your hot it's terrifyingly curate.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
I can't see it. But you put the chin on
to is this Keesy's actual jacket?

Speaker 7 (21:08):
That's mine?

Speaker 3 (21:10):
All those it's good foot man. Not really.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Nobody's giving us any if we go out today on this.
Nobody's giving us any lollies.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I'm jason Hood.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
But we'll take a pecky and put it up New.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Zealand, your made bastards. Today's the thirty first of October,
Emogi old Stelling Jes.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
That's the harderchy breakfast.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Jerry, and then the Hurdarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
To our Halloween. Specially having some problems putting your headphone
on around your witch's hat.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, that's right. Also, you've had to take your fangs out,
because we can understand you when you were trying to
speak with the fangs in prop on. No, but it's
just so passing that.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
You still sound like a vampire, though.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Maybe a bit more.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I've found that far away from one normally.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Just chined and Zoe went out and us costumes so
that we could look like the Big Show where it
has got a mustache on. Give us a little my wife, please, sorry,
my wife, that's all right, Um, I've got I had
a no.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
I can't smile with this thing when it comes from In.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Fact, I still have a nose that's elastic banded onto
my face. But my god, they have not sended the edges.
It's so bad.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
You know, I'm Jason hot, your mad bastard, part of
your costumers. You've got the nose, you've got the witch's hat,
and you've got the chin, and I see you tried
to put the Jason Hot chin on and because of
your beard, it.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Really it really did not work.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
It doesn't got lost in your bed. You couldn't. It was.
It looked essentially like a very small dounces operation coming
out of pubic here.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
It's just well how I described it old I've never
seen that shut but yeah, no, that's designed to be
suctioned on. So I didn't work with man. This nose
hurts I muchally gonna have been that. I'm looking forward
to the good news tomatow after seven o'clock as well.
I've got something to share. But I was scrolling sosh
mid yesterday as I want to do every now and then,

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and I saw, you know, there's pages, there's like community
pages that pop up with whatever is going on in
your local neighborhood. I got served one from Wellington. It's
called Wellington Live and they provide updates for things that
are going on around the Wellington community. And you may
have heard of some medical issues that are going on
around Wellington.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Geez, how plugged into New Zealand are you that you
are focused on the Wellington I mean you don't live
in Wellington, but you're focused on the Wellington community.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Also on the Way Mad discussion group as well. Wow,
if anyone can help putting some pavers in for the
new walkway that's going in up the white Horse this week.
But anyway, I've the reason this caught my eye, and
I think the reason it popped up on my feet
at all was because it had started to gain quite
a bit of traction. That's because there is a medical

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event going on in Wellington. There's I'll read it for Baden.
Wellington Live reports thirteen weasels cases, twenty five in total,
two thousand close contacts. Stay vigilant, There is a vigilant
There is an outbreak of weasels going on in Wellington,
according to this page today. This is what's so ridiculous

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about community pages trying to report on news. There is
no one fetching it.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
This is just.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Deborah in her lounge, been like that. There's thirt eight
outbreaks of weasels?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Can I deal with the fourth line of that particular
live stream? That's his stay vigilant? So how do you
stay vigilant against measles.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Well, first off, Jerry's weasels and how you stay vigilant
against weasels as you get to check your chicken coops
all right, make sure that the wires still intact, make
sure that there's no evidence of burrowing going on underneath
the fence. You want to make sure that your your
chucks are say, first and foremost.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
I tell you it's a I'd like to hear from people.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Actually, who's seen a weasel? It's definitely, But I didn't
know that we had weasels.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
We've got we got weasels because a wease they are
a mustle at obviously like the ferret and the stove
obviously obviously so obviously same family. Why did the weasel
not go as well as say a stoke because stoats
have gone particularly well in New Zealand. Why have the
weasel because the weasels are small array.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I don't know. I've never seen a weasel. Evidentally, I've
got to go down to Wellington where there's an outbreak
of them. No no vaccine for weasels either. I'll tell
you that for another thirteen weasels, I would have thought
there's more just south of Stoakes.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Valuer, say vigilant.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
We wouldn't want to get germ and weasels now with
you germ and weasels.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Our German weasels better than the English weasels.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Is there a vaccine for weasels? Mumps and rubello, jerry.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
And mania, the darchy, breakfast, jury and vnyah.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I ain't free to know, goes. It's a lucky Halloween.
Welcome along to the Hidache Breakfast Halloween Special Friday, the
thirty first of October twenty twenty five, Halloween.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Something I'm very passionate about, very very sperky. This morning,
just before seven o'clock, we were talking about the weasels
outbreak in Wellington that was reported on the Facebook page
Wellington Live. Thirteen reported cases of weasels, twenty five in total,
two thousand closed weasel contacts. Stay vigilant and stay vigilant.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Stuart's text are on three four eight three is salient point.
How vigilant is too vigilant? At what point do I
become a full blown vigilante? I mean, if you're running
around chasing after every weasel Stotal Ferret and the Lower
South Island, you've become a vigilante.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
If if someone did the measles though, for example, and
you saw a dot on someone, you're like, yeah, that measles.
How vigilant do you have to be? Get away from me?
Get you away from me?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
We were asking how the hell do you tell a
weasel from a ferret from a stoat. Someone said, you
can easily differentiate a weasel from a stow to a
ferret because the weasel go pop?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Do they?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Someone else said, how do you tell the difference between
a weasel and a stoat? Weasels are weasily recognized, but
stoats are totally different.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Brodown.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
That's from invers. Someone else had a weasel on one
of their farm doc traps to say that, no longer
Pessa anyone else. Yeah, we'll see. This is what they
mean when they say stay vigilant. You know I come
up next. We're going to take a break from all
the spookiness with the good news Tomato. You getn't touch
three for you three. Any good news that's happened to
you this week, we'd love to hear it, we'd love
to share it.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
I believe you've got some particularly good news to share.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Me and I haven't sitt on.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
One Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Right time for the good news tomato.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
It's right in the world for bad news. We want
a good news, a good news segment to fill your
cup up on a Friday morning. Good news tomato. Why
the tomato? Well because I texted to the group chat
and said, should we try and share some good news tomorrow?
And it auto corrected to tomato. And as you know,
anytime one of your mate stuff something up, either in
person or in text, it sticks. And so the good

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news tomato was born.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
I believe you've got some particularly good news to share.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
And I I've been sitting on this one for geez,
almost two weeks now, but anyone who follows me on
social media will know now they're over in Nashville, I
proposed to my long suffering partner.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Jiff Ah and did she say yes?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Not inatuallyuly, So this was the first question that everyone
asked me, is like, oh, how did you do it?
Blah blah blah. You know, we've been together for so long,
and I've talked about how I don't really I didn't
really and I still don't really understand the whole why
there's so much pressure on marriage and engagement and stuff
like that, because to me, I've known I've been the
rest of my life with her pretty much since I

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met her.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
How long have you guys been together for most of
our adult lives yet?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Which is, well, she's only she's only twenty five st of.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Course, but yeah, so for eighteen years. Yeah, oh yeah,
for sure.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, And so in my mind I was like, well,
you know, I know, but it is it is a
it's a symbol for you know. So this is the
weird part about it is I thought it wasn't going
to change how I felt at all. I gotta be honest,
kind of hasn't because I still know that I was
spen the rest of my life with her. Anyway did

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change her mind a little bit, So I was like,
hang on, were you not this bulling? No, but that's good,
that's great, it's good. She loves it. And but no,
so everyone the first question is I, how did you
do it? I thought about doing the whole because we're
in Nashville. I thought about going up on a rooftop
of Dolly Parton's bar and getting the champagne and sparklers
and stuff. And I was like, that's not us. Could

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you picture me and Jeff doing that?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
That is not the country music part. I can imagine, yeah,
well one half of it's there. Yeah. I don't know
you particularly well, but I imagine she's no fuss, no
fast person.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
She doesn't want any fuss. So I just I had
the ring with us the whole way through Austin, Oh.
I was in my bag, and so every morning after
housekeeping had been through it and go back and check
the bag, I'm carrying this ring around me on Henus
Beender through the States. Didn't tell anyone, No, you didn't
tell us all. The only person in knew was Joe

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because he was sharing a room with me, and I
told him on the night that we didn't sleep, so
I think he forgot right.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
I knew you were carrying a secret. I knew there
was something caring, So I'm pleased that this was the secret,
that it was not something else.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
But how I did it was I just rolled over
in bed on the first night and first morning in Nashville,
and I was like, well, should we do this then?
And she looked at me and she was so shocked.
She had no clue that I had been in the
process of getting a ring that I was even thinking
about doing it, And she was so shook that she
didn't know what to say.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
She went on, just go back a second. So hold on,
you're in bed, you've just broken out.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
We're both in our undies. You're hungover. Oh, actually no,
this was the first day we weren't.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Okay, your non hungover. You're in bed. You grabbed it
out of your bag from down beside the bed, rolled over,
and then you rolled over. How long have you been
awake for at this stage?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh, I don't think I could. I don't think I
slept that night.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
And then you say, should we do that? Should we
do this?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
We do this? Then that's so you. That is so you.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
That's the most you proposal. Yeah, I think I could imagine.
And she goes, oh my god, what is serious? What
is sious?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
I was like, oh god, she's gonna say. No, this
is where it gets this is where it gets great.
Obviously we bought our eyes out in bed, the whole thing.
Then I go to put the ring on her finger.
She's got skinny fingers. What I didn't know was on
her ring finger on her left hand, she has a
giant knuckle, and so I go to put the ring

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on her finger and it just stops right at that knuckle.
And I was like, oh my god, I've spent so
much time getting this ring. And the guy that was
making it was like, well, we generally do it on
the bigger size of average. You'd rather have it loose
at least you can get it on than too tight
and it doesn't fat. And I was like, she's got
skinny fingers, this will be fine. Wrong I learned it.
It just goes to show no matter how long you're

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with someone, you can still.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
It's a metaphor for your relationship.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
So but she loved that. She thought it was hilarious.
We put the We didn't want to tell anyone because
we were over there on holiday and we just didn't
want like calls and texts and people being like, oh, congratulations,
blah blahah. We'll just be like, look, this is for us.
We took a bunch of photos which we posted yesterday,
the whole way around and that was fun. It's quite
funny that the ring didn't fit. There's a photo of

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us at the basketball. If you zoom it on my foot,
it's not in my shoe. Because I asked the lady
said in NIX to us, can you take a photo
of us? We'll go and stand down in front of you.
And as I sit on the seat in front of me,
it's folded up, pulled my shoe off. So now we're
standing there. I've got one shoe on, one shoe off.
We're tear tired at the end of our holiday. And yeah,
they took the photo. So this week she's been telling

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all her friends that's why I sat on it until today.
Some of her friends have you know, everyone was calling
yesterday blah blah blah, and one of her friends sent
through a voice note of her telling her daughter, Hey, Auntie,
Jess is getting married now. Is okay?

Speaker 8 (33:02):
She's gonna get married?

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (33:07):
Well?

Speaker 5 (33:08):
I don't know if you get married at the zoo.

Speaker 9 (33:09):
Probably not at the zoo.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
She'll get married to an animal at the zoo. Yeah, yeah,
sort of.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
I don't think we'll be doing it at the zoo.
But someone to congrats many Aobo and Jeff were just
rowing be lovely when it fits.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
This is the good news, Tomato. We're in a world
full of bad news. We share some good news. And
I just shared some amazingly good news and Jeff getting
married when I proposed to Jeff while they are overseas
on the States. This text in here congratulations night, awesome news.
Thoughts about getting married on the bus you guys found
love on the follow up women's article would be great?

(33:48):
That would be great you and Deff arrive on the
bus to the wedding that you guys found love on.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Wouldn't that be lovely?

Speaker 5 (33:57):
One?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
If that bus is still going, I mean it was
ancient when we were on it.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Thanks for all the texts coming through.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
There's a couple more texts here. We bought our first
house this week, coupling in for a twenty five year
crippling mortgage.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah, don't think about it. I just don't look at it,
set up the automatic payment, and then never think about
it again.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
There's nothing is one of the great things joys in life.
I reckon and I remember it myself when Tozsy and
I bought our first place and saving up years and
years and years. You save all that money if you
do it yourself, you know, you feel very proud of
yourself for putting things away for the future. And then
when you finally get that settlement and then you get

(34:35):
that key and then you turn it and then you
walk in for the first time. Man, that's a good feeling.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
So well. The thing is, because the house that we
bought was one of those new builds that are sprouting
up everywhere. They put the digital keypads on the front.
We didn't get a set of keys, and it felt
very like globalls to just be like, oh, okay, here's
your house.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Very futuristic to the code work.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, the code works.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
What's the code again?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
We've changed at heaps times. We definitely haven't just left
it at the one that they gave to us because
we couldn't figure how to change it. The other thing is,
when we got the house, I had this image. I've
always had this image of me sitting on the front
porch of my own house smoking a cigar and drinking
a whiskey. On the first night that I spent in
that house, I didn't realize cigars awful. The whisky was
kind of gross too. I'm in a camping chair and

(35:22):
then the missus is slamming windows shut pans of aggressively.
She's like, you're sticking the house out. He's lost the
new smell.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
There's another one on the Good News Tomato. On three
four eight three, my son found out he's been selected
to go on a cricket trip to Australia for school.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Awesome, great stuff. I never went on any of those
international trips when the school things were going around, but
our school rugby team went to Argentina and it was
just a bunch of South Island farmers all of a
sudden doing their best grassy ass all around Argentina.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I've got a bit of advice for that young man
who's going on a trip to Australia. Don't bowl short Australia.
You'll work it out quite quick. Australians love it. Here's
another one. I successfully moved my parents into a retirement
village on Wednesday. Oh there we go.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Good stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Keep those texts coming in three four eight three.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Is there a lower limit to how old you have
to be to get into a retirement village? Because I
am not some of the services that they are offering.
It looks like a real treat, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
I think I have seen on those gated communities about
fifty five you can move in from Damn.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
That's I'm only seven years away from that, but not
far away. Here's a text, is it jess or Jeff?
I feel like Jerry says it's weird, says it weird.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Her name on her birth certificate is Jessica. If you
ask anyone in America, her name is Cheese. And if
you ask any of our mates, her name is Jeff.
It's just one of those nicknames that's stuck. My partner,
Jeff really confesses people Keph coming through right. I don't
know what it is about the segment of just as
much needed on a Friday and I love.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
It on a Friday Jerry and Mini for the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
We're currently embroiled in the Good News Tomato, where you
can share your good news that's happened this week in
a world of bad news executed. A new business is
this Texter signed a lease for a premises to start
an affordable dog and cat d six in Clinic and Auckland,
hopefully to open by the end of the January.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Not only is that good for pet owners, but it's
good for like, you know, the pound, who have to
constantly wrangle all these bloody stray dogs.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
I wonder if they do humans too, because rudiicul to
a D six send him in there. I've had to me, oh, yeah,
but you haven't been D six though you're just inferte
going to cut it off doesn't seem to be working.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Another texture on three four eight three. Scored a try
in my first touch game in eight years. Still got it? Ah,
that is great news. My only Warriors, and I don't
want to you know, pop you, but that's incredible. Scoring
a try in the first game of touch in eight
years is incredible. I'm worried that's going to give you
too much confidence and you're in massive injury risk the
next game that you play, because you're gonna be like

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I can still do it, and that's an achilles waiting
to happen.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Speaking of an injury risk, we're gonna chat to James
mcconey after these seven thirty Sport headlines. He's over in
Chicago following the All Blacks who are playing Ireland this weekend.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
I watched them on Crowd Goes Wild last night. They
haven't sent a cameraman with him. He's doing it all himself.
He's the all singing, all dancing James mcconey, this.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Is the future broadcasting Jerry.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
And Midnight The Hodarchy Breakfast Jerry and Midnight The Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Time for your latest sport headlines. Thanks to Export Ultra
the bear for Here, India have completed the highest chase
in women's One Day International cricket history with their World
Cup semi final victory against Australia at Mumbai. They have
hauled in three hundred and thirty nine to oust the
defending champs, winning by five wickets with nine balls to spare.

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Play of the match was Jemima Rodriguez with one hundred
and twenty seven not out. India will play South Africa
and the decider on Sunday night. Jemima Rodriguez No, she
does not sound Indian.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
As a hell of a run chase three hundred and
thirty nine is Jemima Rodriguez Australian No.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Born in Mumbai rarely. Jemima Rodrigaez twenty five years old,
chi Chi, Rodriguez's daughter.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
All Blacks coach Scott Robertson has made three changes to
his run on side for the Island Test in Chicago
on Sunday. Ethan de Groot, Biden Barrett and Caleb Clark
back at LuSE head prop, all of them, all three
of them. Yep, they're all there.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
It's a stunning innovation because there's no rule in world
rugby that says you can only have one louse head prop.
And I think that found something there. Why not have
three loose head props.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
If you can? What about a team of fifteen loose
head prop that's right, just big units, I mean big
units that can play ball.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
To completely derail the segment if I could for a second.
You know how they do weight restricted rugby. I've had
an idea for the longest time. You should have a
total weight limit for your rugby union team. So say
it's I don't know, like fifteen hundred kilograms, Well, you know,
whatever a number it is. So you can either have
seven big boppers or you could have like thirty six
sixty kilo dudes out on the field.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
You just have a collective weight of your rugby team
that you're allowed on the field at any one time.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, what about a situation where everybody and the team
has to be over one hundred and thirty kgs.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
So you've just got it's called the big league, and
you've just got massive units. So you've got big units
at first, five big units on the wing. Like everyone
loves to see a big unit out wide.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yeah, they do. I think we should turn in that instance.
I think turn the field sideways because you because otherwise
there's not enough space and they're going to have to
run too far sideways and have fifteen one hundred and
thirty kilo boppers out there.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I love that idea.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
What's of space? Not a lot of pass the big League, that's.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
The D's World Athletics have uncovered the theft three million
dollars from the organization by two employees and a contracted consultant.
Ooh spooky, So where's the contracted consultants? Of course the problems.
One of the workers was quick enough out of the
blocks to leave great pantit stuff to leave before their
pilferring was discovered. But the remaining corporates had their contracts

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terminated after an internal investigation.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Was this bit of weird edmund So someone got away
with it? Is that what they're saying there?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
So two but the remaining corporates had their contracts terminated
after an internal investigation. I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Is anyone in trouble or not.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I don't know they found them?

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Who were they? What they do?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Mccony up next here is live from Chicago, head of
the All Blacks game this weekend.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
Jerry andman N the Darky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
So the or Blacks are taking on Ireland over in
Chicago and James mcconey's over there following the team. Morning James,
more than from Chicago.

Speaker 9 (41:53):
How's it going Land?

Speaker 1 (41:55):
So good?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Mate? Hey? What is the local cuisine of Chicago? Because
I've noticed every I've just got back from America myself,
but they've all got their own cuisine. It's you know,
tacos in Texas, and then it's barbecue and other places.
What do Chicago do? Is it there? Pizza?

Speaker 8 (42:10):
It's a deep dish pizza manaia and very close to
my heart in particular my archery and I haven't touched
it so far, but I did. I've just had a
Nathan's hot dog. They're famous for, you know, Joey Chestnut
versus Kobe Yashi and the hot dog eating contest. I've
down one. I've just got seventy four to go.

Speaker 6 (42:32):
Cool.

Speaker 8 (42:32):
But it was a dollar. It was a dollar. Everything
else is expensive.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
James mcconiy Chicago one of the great cities. It's not
a place that you think of going necessarily in the States,
but architecturally, what an absolute gem it is. And you've
probably done it before, but can I suggest the Riverside
Architectural Tour where you go on a river boat and
one of the most articulate people in the world, who

(42:59):
does it for free, talks to you about the architecture
of Chicago, and it is a remarkable story because it
integrates the history of Chicago as well.

Speaker 8 (43:06):
Yeah, I won't be doing that, but I will be
going to the Chicago Bulls and I actually went last
night as well, and I had a shocking time because
a player I played fantasy basketball with, man Iron a
very competitive league star stun't league and and of the
player that I dropped, Matus Bozillis from Lithuania, had an

(43:29):
absolute blinder for Nathan Lardery from Radio New Zealand. So
I was a shaker. I wasn't enjoying it.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
What do they I mean? I just went to an
NBA A game as well. That's so incredible. It's like
from start to finish, there's just entertainment the entire time.
Do you reckon any of that would translate into say,
a rugby game back here.

Speaker 8 (43:48):
I definitely think as a Benny of the Bull, he's
the mascot.

Speaker 10 (43:53):
He does this thing.

Speaker 8 (43:54):
He's got two massive bags of popcorn. He just throws
them oment everybody in the vicinity that works. They've got
they've got an aeriel drop like sort of these little
parachutes come down, but it almost forces people to jump
over the balustrade, so that I think that's dangerous. In
New Zealand, it just wouldn't work because people be taking
diving catches from you know, from the top tier. But

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we needed, we need to actually get into the into
the American style. I reckon of college sport where they
play the anthem and everyone dances and does the collective
kind of you know, just a bit of vibe.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Are they going to take that vibe, James mcconey, that
American pre match entertainment vibe into the All Blacks versus Ireland.

Speaker 8 (44:38):
It's hard to say because they're saying it's an Ireland
home game. There's a lot of Irish people actually saw
type burlong the Irish prop and I'm telling you, what
if there's ever a live action movie for Shrek. He
is on them on a cast and call. But the
one thing about Soldier Field packed out is that this
is actually a really spicy game. It's got all the

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elements because you've got their rivalry. I think they've had
five apiece over the past years. But All Blacks have
won obviously that big one, which was the quarterfinal in Paris,
and they won again in Dublin last year. So the
Irish they want to ambush badly. You know.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
One of the interesting things I find whenever the All
Blacks play over in America is that they use an
American camera crew and they always struggle to keep up
with the pace of play because whenever whenever someone gets tackled,
the cameraman, you know, eases off. Is that sweet, okay,
we're done here. There'll be thirty seconds of ADMIN and
then we'll do the next play, and they can't keep
up with the recycling there. Have we got a sky

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team over there or is it the Americans?

Speaker 8 (45:41):
We've got a sky team I think sort of directing
and also sort of helping, I guess upskill the Americans.
But the problem with Soldier Field is because it's American football.
Those fields are really narrow, so the camera positions you
kind of lose the corners, you know, the corners closest
to the camera, so you can have a try corner
and you've got no idea what's going on because you

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know it's it's just the wrong parameters. But beautiful, beautiful stadium.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
James mcconey in terms of the All Blacks, are you
happy with this All Black side? Is this the best
All Black side that we can pick?

Speaker 9 (46:18):
You reckon, yeah, I think so.

Speaker 8 (46:20):
I think probably the one position we'd say there's a
bit of conjecture at the moment is number eight. Peter
larkeeves come in, and I'm happy with that. He's awesome,
part tongue and part Garnaian, so he's he's I think
he might be the first Gharannean to play for the
All Blacks, which is pretty cool. And we've got the

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big Dutch men as well in the in the at Locke,
so we've still of become this league of nations really
the All Blacks. And I reckon that Lacy is a
good fit because he's so explosive so far that the
one hope for the All Blacks is to keep moving
the ball, move those big Irish forwards around, Moose Shrek around,

(47:02):
and then there's a spicy little better on the wing
between James Low ex Chiefs Manner versus Leroy Carter current
Chiefs Manner.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Ah yeah, god cha, James mccaroney. Look, thank you so
much for your time this morning. I'm looking forward to
the game.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Jerry and Mini the Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Hidicky Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
So it's just checking out Sidney Sweeney's revenge dress after
she heard my news today. He's Today's Marstermont seventh was
Happy Days and Mike the caretaker from Mosgill who loved
Coco Pops, took away the prize. He won the two
hundred and fifty. So today we reset fifty dollars up
for grabs. And since it is all Hello's Eve Halloween,
Today's Mastermond topic is scary movies.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Jason the Plumber joins us. Morning Jason, Good morning, Derek. Jason.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
You're doing any trick or treating tonight?

Speaker 10 (47:52):
Not being any treating, got lids and I've got work
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
So are you are you open to other people coming
to your house? Have you got some some treats to
dish out.

Speaker 10 (48:02):
No, I have no treats, live in a flat four.
You know we're a bit tot of money now, so
hastened to Apples movie.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Oh yeah, good on you. The other option is, of course,
you can ask for the trick. I mean, people've kind
of lost the art of that. It used to be
trick or treats. So either you either you give the
trick or treats a treat, or you get a trick
played on you. And some of those tricks used to
be quite brutal. But I've not seen a lot of
kids that have got some tricks up there.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Lost if we lost the art of trick, And.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Yeah, I feel like we have all right, Jason, you
know how this works. Five questions forty five seconds. You've
got to get three correct to win the prize. The
topic today scary movies. Let's get into it. Question one,
who starred with Christina Ricci and the nineteen ninety nine
film Sleepy Hollow? What nineteen to eighty Jack Nicholson horror

(48:52):
takes place at the Overlock Hotel money? Correct? And what
nineteen ninety six film would you hear the phrase, Hello Sidney,
do you like scary movies? Correct? What nineteen ninety one
film stars Jodie Foster as FBI trainee Clarice Starling Bomb
So easy one at Jacon fifty bucks is yours. Congratulations,

(49:14):
Go and grab that fifty bucks and go and buy
some little treats for some kids who might be swinging
by tonight.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Yeah, some Worthers originals. What are those macintoshes recognized the
liveful ig Macintosh. Pull the fillings right out of your head.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Thanks for playing Jason. Have a lovely weekend.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
If you think you can do better than Jason, make
sure that you give us a call on Monday. We'll
be back to fifty dollars again to give away.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I'd like to hear after eight o'clock people's trick or
treating costumes that they're wearing tonight, or any people that
are wearing some interesting costumes to Halloween parties? Yes, or what?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
The best one you've had is you love a dress up? Jerry?
You must have had some doozies.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
God, I love a dress up. I love I love
in recent times, and I think it's taken on from
the States, the idea that it's a topical, something that's topical,
that's happening in the world at the moment.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Jessic is an abstract concept.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah, I love that. This is a heartachey break Jerry
and Midnight, The hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight, the
hold Ikey Breakfast. This morning when I you'll enjoy this,
And immediately a word sprang into my mind and I
could hear you saying it, oddly enough, and it was
the first thing. The first thing I got up, I lit,

(50:26):
my alarm went off. I got up, I moved my
legs around to to the end of the bed, and
the first one that came into my head was yoppers.
And then I got into the shower and the word
just wouldn't leave me. Yoppers wouldn't Yoppers just wouldn't leave me.
I'm driving and riding my bike to work. I'm just

(50:47):
sinking yoppers.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yeah, the yoppers won't leave me head. They follow me
everywhere I go. And I was watching Love Island last night,
opened Instagram this morning. Buddy, sometimes you.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Get a word stuck in there.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
That one's there for me, you obbers. Yeah, well let's
walk straight past that. And too trickle trading costumes. It
is Halloween. I think I kind of feel like I
know it's a very American thing, but I feel like
more and more people are adopting it here. I think
we need to do a better job in New Zealand
of marketing occasions because we don't really you know, we
don't dress our houses up, we don't really get too

(51:21):
into anything.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Really.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Traditions are hard, hard one and that easily lost. And
I kind of feel like that's happened a little bit
with with Guy Fawks.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Even things like Anzac Day. You know, we don't really
you look at Australia, the pubs are packed for all
of Anzac Day. We don't really get in around it
like that.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
No, we don't. Anzact Day in New Zealand is a
different day, isn't it. It's a day of somber remembrance.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Yes, but they would have wanted us to party hard.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I reckon they would have. And I think in Australia
it's definitely a day of party.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
It's a celebrations, that day of gambling. Yeah. But I
think that we are doing a better jobs as the
years go on of adopting more of these traditions and
the silly ones like Halloween. I think, in particular here
in New Zealand, good excuse for a mess up, good
excuse for a dress up, and people like you, Jerry,
you love a dress up, so I am sure that
you would have had some incredible costumes throughout the years.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Well, the other thing about just just quickly on the
on the vibe of Halloween, I think the other great
thing Halloween is designed for people to get out and
amongst their community, and that's what it's meant to do.
And the fact that you don't know quite who's walking
around and when it's If you've ever been part of
a Halloween, I know a lot of people around the country,

(52:33):
it's not it's not as I think. Auckland is probably
the biggest celebrator of Halloween.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Talked yesterday about the urban rural divide. Very hard to
trickle treat in rural communities.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Yeah, but it's one of those things that if you
do get out and about, it's a huge amount of fun,
especially with a skinful.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Yeah, one hundred percent. And I think that's that is
the reason for the season. When I was a kid,
because obviously I grew up in a rural community, so
trickle treating quite hard to do. But my grandmother worked
at a retirement village retirement home, so one building for
all these wings coming off it. And so she would
take the company credit card, go to Timuru, get some lollies,

(53:12):
come back. We didn't have lollies and Wyman and then
dition amount to all the oldies. Then she get me
and my mates to dress up. I'd be Frankenstein, my
mate's a bloody ghosts or whatever. And then we just
walk up and down and go into each of the
oldies rooms trick or treat and then they give us
the lollies. And it was one of the greatest win
win all round situations. The oldies get to take part

(53:32):
in Halloween, their kids aren't coming to see them. I
don't know what, but me and my mates we get
I'm told also we can tell Nana what lollies we
want and she'll can't get them.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Everyone won. It was so much fun.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Yeah, there's a guy who operates a house in Herne
Bay and Ardmore Road, which is I was talking about
it yesterday is probably the street in New Zealand which
has the most houses which get themselves dressed up for
trick or treating. Right, do the whole house up and
There's one guy who goes above and beyond every year.
He last year he had a so he did his

(54:09):
house up and all the kids walk in and it's
he had a like a fake car, and the car
had a boot, and out of the boot it opened.
The boot opened up and out the kids would gather
around and it would take a bit of time, so
you know, people would come and go. People would come
and go, and then all of a sudden there'd be
a whole lot of kids in his in his yard,

(54:30):
and the boot would open up, and he came out
with a chainsaw, and without a chain on, it would go.
And these kids were just they would scream like they
would run screaming. And then he also would would wait
for kids to come up to his front door, and
then he'd open up the front door and then come
up with this chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
That's good stuff.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Dressed up in this terrifying outfit.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Old school Halloween. We've lost the fear. He's putting it
back into it.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
I feel like Trump got a lot of run. And
as far as costumes go, I also feel like Raygun,
for the last two years has been a very popular costume.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
Jerry and mid Night the hot I Key breakfast.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
It's our Halloween special this morning. We got a real
treat when we came into the studio and I.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Oh boy. So we walked into the studio as we
do most mornings, lights off in the studio with the
first people in here. We've got a cup of coffee
in our right hand, a couple a glass of water
on our lift, keat a great radios hydration, and we
walked into the studio, turned the lights on and discussed putting.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Yeah. I was talking about my game of golf yesterday
with Ryan Fox.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
And at that point a ghul popped up from behind
the desk and scared the Bejesus out of both of us. Man,
don't worry, it was filmed. Zoie had the gal mask
on and was hiding behind the thing, and she goes, God,
you guys can guess back because it took me for
so long to get into the studio because we were
We're out in the B studio for about ten minutes
talking about golf, Jerry playing golf with Ryan Fox, and

(56:00):
so Paul Zoe's sitting in the studio by herself at
the lights off in a stupid mask on for like
ten to fifteen minutes waiting for us. Worth it because
I've seen the photage already and it's scared up.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
She played it brilliantly though, because so patient like I had.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
I really was not expecting that.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
I was thinking to myself because normally he's always out
in the in the office when we arrive, and I'm
like Jakes, always having a massive dump.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Today a massive dump.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
We're not asleep, And you weren't thinking she slept on.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
No, I was.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
I immediately thought dump.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
That's where I went.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
But it as Halloween and we're talking about costumes, and
I said about how my grandmother used to run an
old people's home. She used to take me and my
mates up and down there. In my adulthood, I think
the best costume I've ever had was my mate went
as Donald Trump. And this was back in like twenty seventeen,
twenty sixteen, when he was getting voted in the first time,

(56:53):
and I went as a wall and he made me
pay for it.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
No, that's good. So I've had a couple of fails.
I remember Tolsy and I win his contestants on naked
and Afraid ones, which were just hung pixelated skin tone things. Around,
but it was a there was you know, because at
this time of year, end of October, it can be
warm and it can be cold, and there was a
real cold snap that came through, absolutely freezing the entire night.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Ended up with a sinus in fiction. Oh because yeah, right,
I thought you were thinking of like a shrinking issue
while there was shrinking dish as well.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
That was a whole other bit.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
You want to be careful because there's a lot of
Trumps going around, and I feel like, was there not
a former host of this show who attempted a Trump
that ended up a bit more like an Obama And yes,
and got himself into a bit of hot water, that's right.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
That was at a party that Tulcy and I had
and the former host of the show turned up and
he'd put some fake tan on but he didn't realize
that fake tans sits in. It takes a while to
go and and he gets darker and darker. Yeah, that's
the thing. And by the time he turned up at
the party, he was in full black face and it

(58:01):
was I've got photos of it, and he's asked me
to remove those photos, destroy.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Those photos, but I haven't, no, because that is leverage,
isn't it agreciation? Keep texts coming through? Three four eight three.
What are the best or worst Halloween costumes that you've
had throughout your time? Someone else raised a good point
about is it not supposed to be scary? And I
think initially, yeah, it is, but I think a lot

(58:26):
of people don't want to look goofy. And also comfort's
a big issue. If you're going out in this costume
for like six hours, you don't like, Yeah, it might
look good in the lounge, but once you're walking around
the streets or you're at a party.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
I think it's kind of changed. I think over the
years in the States anyway. Nowadays it's really about things
that are happening in the world, and maybe scary things
that are happening.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
In a modern content, people are going funny more than
more now scary. Liam's text are on three four eight three.
I'm dressing up as the bomber of the Rainbow Warrior
next week, striped red and white shirt under my wetsuit
and a bag of baguettes and explosives.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
I wonder where the limb's going is Alama far or
Dominic Priere? I wonder which one I can't tap them
apart three four, eight, three or eight hundred hadache morning guys.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Me and my mate win Is the Twin Towers at
the Halloween party and flames and planes on the side.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Terrible taste.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
Jerry and Leni the hod Achy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
We are talking costumes, Halloween costumes, best, worst, coolest, shittest,
and we've got Adam on the line. Good morning, Adam.
Hey guys, how's going good mate? You're a big costume
guy like Jerry here.

Speaker 11 (59:38):
Yeah, yeah, we have a pretty big Halloween thing in
the neighborhood. So geez, I've got about twelve kids turning
out of my house this afternoon. It's going to be busy.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Any plans terrifying?

Speaker 11 (59:49):
Oh, mate, bear all going out. I'll probably go with them.
But yeah, a few years ago, take the party with us.
I dressed up in full black suit, black boots, black gloves,
full face, motorbike, helmet tinted, had a bluetooth speaker on
my hip and pumped daft punk the whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
That's a that's a really easy costume to put together
if you've got a motorbike, isn't it?

Speaker 11 (01:00:16):
Absolutely? Yeah? And yeah, to take the party with you
have the kids dancing up and down the street. Yeah,
everybody enjoyed it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:23):
It was awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I like that. I like the anonymity of it as well.
It's always interesting to see how people treat you completely differently.

Speaker 11 (01:00:31):
Well, it can't be that anonymous. I'm six and six.

Speaker 9 (01:00:36):
Conspicuous.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Jerry's got a similar problem. I remember one night at
at a party, Jerry was tried to go incognito mode,
put a wig and glasses on and a brightly colored blazer,
and all that happened was people were like, what's the
seven sharp?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
I partly remember that night, but not all of it.
Thanks for your call, Adam, have a good night tonight.
Here's a text. My wife and I went to a
dress up as Jagger and David Bowie from the Dancing
in the Streets video. Massive failed. No one understood it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
You gotta have your own fun, though, don't you wow?

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
That reminds me of when I addressed to the Naighties
party is Alison Moyer and nobody knew I was Allison Mooy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
I don't even know who that is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
It was hopeless coming up after eight they Jason Hoyt
joins us on the show to talk about his Vinyl
the Vinyl podcast that they record him and I's got
it in his hand now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Track one, Welcome, Track two, How Jason met Mike.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
There we go. Also before nine o'clock acc here g
Lane joins us to talk about the sport this weekend.
This is the Hidachy Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
Jerry and Midnight the Hidarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Jason Hoyt slipped through his alarm, so we struggling to
reach him this morning. He has a new well he
the Big Show have a new vinyl out. It's the
Radio Hedache Big Show Origin story where I am told
that they will bear all all of the nitty gritty
details behind the scenes as to how this show got
off the ground. I think Kezy's actually calling through. Good

(01:02:00):
morning mate, how.

Speaker 12 (01:02:03):
Yeah, Hey guys, Hey, sorry about jas.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
This is classic. This is classic of your operation that
you're running the Aksy, that you're the one that's coming
through for Jace. Very typical.

Speaker 12 (01:02:14):
Yeah, yeah, Well, what's actually happened is we've booked a
game of golf out in the WAPs and as I
was driving, I'm on my way there now, and I
was like, you know what, Jason's not going to have
any signal. He's not going to answer as far, and
so immediately I thought, shit, a bit of call up
the old Breakfast show and tell him about us sweet Vinyl.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Well, actually you hang on. I think he has got
a bit of reception. Jac is there, good morning?

Speaker 13 (01:02:36):
Oh you get a fellow? Sorry about that. I was
just on the pudding green there and just having a
bit of a warm up at the beautiful carkety golf course.
And can I just say usual practice on that front,
absolutely nailing the puts on the screen, so I know
it's going to be an absolute shamble.

Speaker 10 (01:02:55):
Sure you were, sure you were?

Speaker 9 (01:02:57):
You nailed the part.

Speaker 12 (01:02:58):
You can't now calling up on time, can you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:03:00):
It was my bad.

Speaker 13 (01:03:01):
So I didn't feel the vibration in my pocket, but
I was concentrating so hard on the padding that you know,
I didn't feel it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
So fellas you've got the podcast out on vinyl. I'm
actually holding a signed copy of it. I believe we're
giving away. It's in my hand right now. Two sides, obviously,
as all vinyls do have. But Jason, is this your
first vinyl? Have you not put an album out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Before I did?

Speaker 13 (01:03:23):
Back in the day. Actually, I used to be part
of a band called pud Vamp and it's very hard
to find. I think we made about one hundred and
fifty copies. But yeah, I mean the Fellows and I
we had this brilliant idea, well, you know, why don't
we make a record, you know, a vinyl or one
of our podcasts. I mean, it is really thinking outside

(01:03:47):
the box, and we went here, let's do it, and
hopefully she goes great guns.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
I would like to draw your attention, Jason Hoyt to
a copy of the Matt and Jerry podcast on vinyl.
But I'm thinking we did that, and I'm going to
say twenty twenty three, Jason.

Speaker 13 (01:04:06):
Yeah, look, I don't know why you lie about these things, Jerry,
and you'll recall, of course, and yes, of course you
did make a vinyl. And I remember back in twenty
three having a little chat to you and Maddie and saying, Fellows,
how do you feel about putting a vinyl out of
your podcast since it's going such great guns? And you

(01:04:27):
guys were very hesitant and worried about the sort of
reception it would get. And I said, no, just do it,
Just pull the trigger and get it done. You know,
I don't want to take all the credit for it,
but you know, good on you tell.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Us it's billed as an open, honest, raw insight into
the Big Show, how it got started, the future, where
it's at right now? Was it quite tense recording this?
We there some Did you touch on a couple of
things that had a few nerves for people?

Speaker 13 (01:04:57):
Well, it was really interesting you say that, mana, because
I was asking, if you don't mind I press on
the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Tell is he?

Speaker 13 (01:05:04):
I thought he was on the phone?

Speaker 12 (01:05:05):
Is he here? The way it works, mate, whenever they
get you to do anything, they need me there to
just make sure you don't want to say the wrong thing.

Speaker 9 (01:05:20):
But actually there was there was a moment here I thought, geeze,
it sounds like looking forward to listening to the podcast,
But no, it actually actually it actually came out very smoothly.

(01:05:42):
And look, it is our origin story of how the
sort of big show started and all that jazz. And
you know, I think it's fair to say, isn't it
keasy that there maybe there are a few controversial moments
in the recording, you know, and we're hoping that people
don't listen to it, but you know, it's all it's
all raw and honest staff.

Speaker 12 (01:06:02):
Yeah, that's how the Big Show operates, with raw and
honest every time we're behind a microphone.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
All right, So if you want to grab a copy
of that text, vinyl to three four eight three to
get the link. Keysy and Jason enjoy the game today
a key.

Speaker 12 (01:06:18):
Yeah, I've just packed up over there in five jas
he sweat.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
Jerryam the Night, the Hoadarchy, Breakfast, the Show, Accre Glaney,
you and transit somewhere.

Speaker 10 (01:06:29):
Oh yeah, we've just landed in Wellington, beautiful sunny, tropical
Wellington because we're doing our live Potty tonight from Shed
twenty two the harves Side Events Center. And you'd be
pleased to know that Matt Heath is with us currently.
I'm currently waiting outside the public toilets at the arrival hall.

(01:06:49):
He spent the entire flight paranoids. They didn't want to
go and do his number twos on the flight education.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (01:06:58):
So it's actually still heard him what he did in
that Dunedin flight, and he dragged it all the way
down the plane. So I'm still waiting for him and
he's learned a lesson at least.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Yeah, that's improvement.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Funny you say that, people still come up to me.
I reckon. Maybe once a month someone will mention that
to me. I'll come across someone and like they knew
someone who knew someone who knew someone who was on
that flight from Dunedin where he did that number two
and in the front toilet and then dragged it all
the way down to Row fifteen. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:07:25):
Yeah, he's learned his lesson. So the travelers of New
Zealand will be relieved that he has learned his lesson.
He's been in there a suspiciously long amount of time.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
So maybe he's rights too hard given his history of
what's the plan tonight then, Lane.

Speaker 10 (01:07:40):
Yeah, well, we've got the live Potty tonight, so it's
the BYC with an agenda. So we've got the BYC
podcast team, Paul Ford, Dylan Cleaver, We've got yourself and
I coming down. We've got Matt Heath and myself, I've
got Mashy and we've got a live podcast record going
on tonight. The Herry Javelin's going to join us as well,
Grant Elliot, so yeah, she's.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Going to be good.

Speaker 10 (01:08:02):
I've never done one of these before. Was the first
time he sees someone so that be a total shambles,
but there is. There's a few tickets still available, so
if you do want to come along, I've got a
couple of double passes to give away if you want
to give us a Calldeche and Zoey're soort yeut?

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
And are you going to talk through the Harry Javelins
in the semi final at eden Park versus South Africa
blow by blow?

Speaker 10 (01:08:25):
Yeah, that's right, We've got We've got a video. We're
going to go through video analysis of those five balls
at eden Park. But I think it's an angle we're
going to go which he hasn't gone before, and that
is the fact that he never won that game for
New Zealand. It was really Daniel Buttori. There's a lot
of issues around how we celebrated as well that we
need to get down to the fact he reached down
to his Afrikaan friend Dale Stain and didn't embrace his

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other friend Danubatory. At the same time, there's a lot
we need to go through this. I mean, this moment
in history has been put up on a pedestal and
it's time to bring it back down again. So we'll
be going deep with the heab on that this evening.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Even now and then I'm talking to someone about that
moment and people forget, I think particularly Key was, particularly
the younger crowd. That was not a grand final, that
was a semi.

Speaker 10 (01:09:10):
That was our final, the night finals.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Actually.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
On that note as well, Dale Stain released a memoir
and autobiography a while ago, and in the lead up
to that he was he put on Twitter, does anyone
have any good photos of me from my playing days
for the book that I'm running together? And I sent
him affecture of grand Elliott looking him up off the
deck of the game.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Mate, that's good. Speaking of cricket, black Caps taking on England,
New Zealand's still the TB still have them as outside
just two fifteen England paying a dollar sixty seven.

Speaker 10 (01:09:43):
Yeah, look, it's a dead rubber. England specialized in the
dead rubber. You got to say. They played a dead
rubber against South Africa recently and scored four hundred and fifteen.
So they specialized and did rubbers. So I'd expect them
to play with absolute gay abandons tomorrow at the stadium.
I think some good money to be made on the
sixers market over five and a half six is for

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the black Caps at two point fifteen. I would be
hitting that because the square boundaries at the cake tin
are very short and there's a lot of walls will
sail into those yellow seats.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
I don't mind that. I'm also hearing rumors of the
latest battle in your war on sleep. No sleep till
a hole in one.

Speaker 10 (01:10:25):
Yeah, So to kick off November, we are setting a
golf simulator up just in the room next to you, actually,
and we're going to try and mashy and eye and
anyone who wants to join us try and head a
hole in one. And we're not going to sleep until
we try, and until we do, it might backfire massively,
actually if I'm honest, because apparently there's like a one
in ten thousand chants of an amateur even getting near

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the hole.

Speaker 9 (01:10:48):
So that kicks off.

Speaker 10 (01:10:50):
That kicks off next Tuesday, No sleeps to a hole
in one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
The other worry is you're setting up a driving simulator.
I presume you're setting it up yourself. There could be
issues with the accuracy of the setup. Then this could
go Hey, what.

Speaker 10 (01:11:01):
Hi, there's some professionals coming in for that min there's
professionals coming in to set it up. So that's going. Yeah,
well you guys are going to be heavily involved in
next We're gonna need as much help as he can get.
And after Jerry's personal tuition from Ryan Fox yesterday, I'm
hoping he can bring some heat.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Yeah. Unfortunately he only gave me a sand tutorial. So yeah,
I didn't even go anywhere near my swing because it
was so bad. Acc here, g Lane, Thanks very much
for your time. Enjoy tonight and enjoy the weekend. No worries.

Speaker 10 (01:11:31):
We've got those for a couple of double passes to give away.
If you want to giveus some calls. Oh, you'll hook
you up.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
It's acc head, g Lane, And that is the Hurdarche
Breakfast for Friday, the thirty first of October twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Thanks very much for hanging out with us. I've thoroughly
enjoyed the good news, Tomato. I hope you did too.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Have a lovely weekend and we'll see you on Monday.

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