August 27, 2025 • 19 mins
Today on the show the guys get into a deep chat about Mid Canterbury and South Canterbury with a caller, and have a real deep dive into Captain and Tennile.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get a it's Deary here from the Heidachey Breakfast. Just
letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast
but didn't know that we also do a live radio show,
we do. And if you're wondering how to find out
what frequency to listen to us in your area, just
taxt north or south as an Island to three four
eight three and we'll let you know. And now let's
get on with the podcast. Welcome to the podcast for
(00:34):
Thursday of the twenty eighth of August twenty twenty five. Interestingly,
just a text on that matter there that we just
talked about in the preamble to the intro. Hey, Jerry,
what's of frequency for Nelson?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Sorry, someone's find.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
How is that? Me chat?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Some sort of insights I've had with friends have.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Been what the heck is that?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So guy talking about watching Tess cricket and why it's
good to watch test cricket with your mates. He's right, So, hey,
jerrys is this text? What's the frequency for Nelson on
the radio show? And it doesn't exist?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh we do?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
We don't have one.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Someone's gonna have to turn into the podcast and then
find that out.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
No, we don't have one on Nelson, we don't have
a frequency.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I've got ninety point four. If you tixt south to
three four eight three, it's his blind Haim ninety eight
point five.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
If you ninety point four.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Nelson ninety point four.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Gentlemen, we've got someone on the line here. I feel
like we should probably not keep them much longer. Jake
from Mid Canterbary, Good morning, welcome to the podcast by Fellas.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
How are you good?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Thank you good, thank you? Jake? What can we what's
on your mind?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah? I'm on it. Last year actually we made a
wee bit when you're on the eighty seat and you're
a goodbart.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I knew, I knew this was going down this road. Jake,
carry on.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
When beat South Canary in the final, we made a bet.
Have we ever beat you on a commentary? I'm just
following year later?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Do you know what? So to pull the listeners of
the podcast behind the Curtain, Jake rung in just before
we'd actually started the podcast, We're too busy gas bag
in the studio when I heard Jake goes it's Jake
here from Mid Canbary, and I immediately went.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
You shuddered, you shut it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
It flustered, sweeting. Do you know what I Actually the
first thing I did, and it's up on my laptop
right now. I looked up the Heartland results. I was
I don't tell me met Canterbury beat South Canterbury on
the weekend. I didn't see the scores. No, they didn't,
but they did. But they did last year and that
ended a four year undefeated streak they'd just done up.
(02:54):
What does it help on Energy Stadium down there and
this was the first game there and Mid Canterbury tapped up.
South Canterbury ended in historic run seventeen sixteen.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
I in the semi final year.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, oh what a game? Need a game?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Outstanding facilities down there at Canterbury is now renamed it
Tom Riggy Park, which I think I've in one of
the groups down there to kick the goal obviously.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Ah, well you know what I had. I had forgotten
about that, Jake, And I apologize. I apologize that, but
I am a man of my word. I don't know
when I'm nixt comment. Let me let me bring up
my calendar. When am I next commentating a game? Jake?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Can I ask you a question, where's the line of
demarcation between Mid and South Canterbury.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
It's about comments from where I'm sitting in my panic
here that rang A Tata River, rung A Tata River.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
And I know we've the boys and I have all
brought up this, you know, sucks south and everything. But
I grew up at North Daya, which is a hot
spot of my night gibbans down there, and actually grew
up in Ku. You guys claim rich McCaw as.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Well he's two years Well that's because he.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Did across the White River, that's right, Jack play.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, well this is the This is the hard because
he's technically from up the Hacker Valley, which is on
the side of the White Tacky River.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
The old man to share old man's sheep. Yeah, and
that's the really South Canary.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I mean, technically the northern sorry southern border of South
Canterbury is the White Tacky River. The hack Of Valley
is technically on the South Canary side.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
But it is you, isn't it north?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You would con I mean, to be fair, if if
Richie McCaughan never came from there, I don't think we'd
claim it as part of South Canterbury.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
When are still and we try to fundraise for this
statue after the twenty eleven World Cup.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's actually quite a sad state of affairs there. Every
year they make a statue out of haybales and call
that because they're still waiting for donations, donations funding. Yeah,
that's right, Jack. I'm looking at my calendar here. The
next commentary I'm doing is the All Blacks versus the
Versus Australia on the twenty seventh of September. That's a
(05:16):
long way away, but that gives us enough time for
you to get a Mid Canterbury kit up to the studio.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
That'd be easy enough. Oregon Fridge, Fridge, Williamson and White
puts the Captain of Canary this year and God's good
made of mind.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Sorry first person, that's a great name.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Hey, Jake, Just another question, just on the geography of
South and Mid Canterbury.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So would you say Ealing is ealing mid Canterbury is
on the border, but yeah, Heines, Heines is definitely mid Canterbury.
Is Burton's Mid Canterbury.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Correct there?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Okay, up to Hatfield so like, okay, Dune Sandal, would
you say dune Sandals? Okay, that's that's just Canterbury, is it.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
That's Seln Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
And then North Canterbury would you say North Canterbury sort
of starts end kid, So basically is North Canterbury North of.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
The club plays every year and ruling bloody yeah, trip
up to play the Wholes. Yeah, three and a half
for the longest bus strip in the country for country.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, it would be. I think the longest commute in
the Heartland Championship is North Otago going to playing Na
East Coast.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
That's the trip for the boys from.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
You should be taking a boat is the best way
to do that. It's actually not that far by boat. Yeah, yeah,
get on the back of a get us southerly, up
your freckle and you can easily just hit around that
way easy.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Now you can basically see how the districts are laid
out by looking at the map and just anywhere there's
a river between two rivers.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It's an old school way of doing it, but it's
just looking at it now it totally totally works. Thank
God for those rivers.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I've just seen it as well. Manyah. That's Saturday, the
thirteenth of September, So just a couple of weeks away
is the next South Canterbury versus Mid Canterbury Heartland Championship game.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
And that's two weeks before the next game.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I'm commentating at Fraser Park at two thirty in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Beautiful time, oh good time for a game of rugby.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Beautiful well mate.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Jake, thank you so much. It's been a real pleasure.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And if you can get that Mid Canterbury cait sent
up to me before the twenty seventh of September, I
will make God on my bed and I will wear
that on the All Blacks Versus Australia commentary.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
You I reckon. You're probably sitting about the same way
as old Freddie boy.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah, yeah, thanks, I seen it through. I'll put a
bit of pressing myself for it. Great bloody great to
hear fu Mekekenery.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
That's Jake there.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Do you know what? That's kind of abated But for
anyone who didn't doesn't follow the a SEC. But for
the last two years, Jake from Ealing Station because South
Canterbury I was talking about in the Heartland Championship undefeated
for four years. I was talking insane amounts of shit
around that team and Jake would just cooling almost every
week and just say Fox South Canerary. It would sign
off with weigh in on whatever we're talking about, then
(08:49):
say Fox South Canterbury. And it got to the point
where people started yelling it at me out in public,
and so I went like we went to a concert,
me and the messes and there was a flat of
boys across the road as we were walking in opposite
Eden Park and they were screaming fuck South Canterbury. As
we were walking across. My Massa's got fealthy looking at fashal.
Do you know those guys? No, what's the fucking problem?
(09:11):
And so that was happening everywhere we went. A guy
yelled at me at the Wellington Airport one day. I
just heard fuck South Canterbury and then I saw all
the security guards and staff all turn their heads like
active shoot it uh. And the worst one was I
was I was out shopping with my mum and christ Shir.
We were walking up one of the streets past side
(09:31):
the Riverside Market and we walked past an outdoor bar
that had a stag to edit and one of them
capped me. I saw him clock me from across the
road and he pointed at me, and I was like, fuck,
here we go and then they all turned around and
they fucked out, parked out, getaway. And my mom, who's
also from South Canice, Yeah she's alumni. She was like,
(09:56):
well do you know those people?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
She's living and breathing it.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, She's like she's the innocent she's yeah, caught in
the crossfire. Yeah, And it's like, what's the why are
they going to issue in South Canery? And the worst part,
even worse than that, is because we don't have a
frequency in South Canterbary and a lot of my mates
down there they don't listen to basically C or whatever.
The first time they're aware of the Fox South Canterbury
thing is when it's a video of people yelling it
(10:20):
at me, and so all they see is me and
people yelling Fox South Canterbury and they're like, why are
you telling everyone to yell Fox South Canry? What's wrong
with it?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, you're a lightning rod.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh you live up in or you get a flash
ob up in Auckland. You turned your back on her,
y are It's like, no, it's quite the opposite. You've
become a lightning rod and so you should too.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Of Regional New Zealand. Hey, when we come back, I've
got a bit of audio.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
I need to run new past last side.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I was just settling in to listen to my talking.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Book, which is just about finished. Sonana's an audiobook and yeah,
listening talking book about the Duke and Duchess of Windsor
Crazy Life they led, and a bit of audio came
over me by it's actually it's a vocal you know that.
They've got that thing called vox something. It's like it
(11:20):
gets the vocal performance of someone isolates. It takes all
of the accompany, isolates the vocals.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, they dealt with like Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington, Crazy
Or they dealt with everyone in those of the two.
I remember, Yeah, Chris Cornell, Oh my god, what a voice.
So it was from Captain and Tannil. This is this
is Taneil. You may or may not know her, and
I a She's the Toil part of Captain and to Neil.
Here she is here singing one of the sexiest songs
(11:47):
of all time. Do that too, ma one mo once
is never ridden? Well the man like you do that too?
I want I can get.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
In of man.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Geez me.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Like you just.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Oh me.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Do that too?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Men wants again?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Now I would like to a table that and be
quantify it by saying, is that the sexiest vocal of
all time from Tonil from Captain and to Neil, not
only about what she's singing about. I will put that
to the side. Sexy lyrics from Tonil. I think Captain
had written them Captain by the way for her. But I,
(12:50):
as a kid, always thought that Tonil was African American.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah. When you just play that for me, then I
had no idea she.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Sounds African, Yeah, but no blonde.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I've just put probably the most terrifying photo I've ever
seen in my life. I looked up Captain and Tanil.
I've put it in the dock. It's at the bottom
in the eight fifty break. Now. I'm sorry, but no
one will be sleeping tonight after that.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Look a look at Captain. Look, actually, that's a good
photo of Captain. I've got to say I've seen worse.
Look at he's got different colored eyes.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
He doesn't have hardly any whites in his eyes.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Dinner plates what wow?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Toanil looks like a prisoner.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
To Neil hostel for real, Brether that was when she
had the brown here.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Mate ruder, can you put that in the contract? Going
deep on Captain Neil on the podcast right now?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
People need I'm going to go I'm going to do
it right now.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
People need to.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
See that other song. I'm just thinking they had another hit.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Can I I know we'll keep us together.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
That was the other one.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I know we've just played that audio. But I just
imagine a beautiful woman approaching you in the boudoir and
she just goes you to one mark.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Now once it is never ridden were the man? I thought?
I thought there was a photoshop of his eyes. Every
photo I found of Captain that's what That's what his
eyes look like.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, I think he's got different colored eyes. Oh my god,
he's got a bowie situation? Or are they glass eyes?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Put some eyes and he put some glasses on. What
a what a fucking terrifying looking dude?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Why did to Neil divorce Captain?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Because could you imagine those eyes coming from across the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, he was controlling and emotionally distant with those weird
eyes and had weird eyes. She said, I can't say
without exaggeration that he showed no physical affection for me.
During our very long marriage, claiming that the couple always
slept in separate bedrooms because of his weird eyes. Where
as Tonil, Now.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh my gosh, she did.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
She is alive.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
She's living in Florida. No, she's not.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
She's did Tonil, isn't she? No, she's working with her
award winning Australian Sheep Dogs in Florida and continuing to
play the music she loves. Would it tell us to
get to Neil on the show mate?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
That would be a fucking pleasure, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Does Captain still have the eyes? Or as he did,
we're we're Captain and Seil in love? No, he was
to Neil, married to now because his name was Daryl Dragon.
Oh he's dead, Kidney fan ding Kenney failure. He still
wore the captain's hat even when he got really old
and then had the eyes.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Became very jolly later on her life.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Man, I can't get past these eyes. Get onto the conclave.
We're putting it in there now you can go and
have a look at the eyes.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
He died in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Captain died from having the eyes, apparently.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
So to Neil.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Is it t N I L L e yeah te
double inn I l l E.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Thanks because I can't have two things up at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
No check out, this check out, have a go the eyes.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Beautiful voice, man, it's deep though, that's the thing is
great range.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well piano. That's a trick with female singers.
The lower female singer's voices, the bitterest she sounds, and ironically,
the higher a man's voice. Sometimes yeah you know yeah,
your bon jovs, your akadaka's leads it. They all had
really high, high voices.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
If you refreshed the conclave values and you post.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
There, this is gonna see't I thought there was a
there he.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh my god. She I feel sorry for you, Captain,
my captain, man, I know there's it's not good. She
what was to kneel up to you?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Get rid of captain earlier on man, get rid.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Of that freak show. Do they have kids? I hope not,
Captain in Toil.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Those eyes can never be allowed to happen again. We can't.
Ken the Shearer she married Kenna Shearer. Oh that was
her first husband. Okay, Ken thus Sharer or Ken Shearer.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Ken Shearer sixty two to seventy two. She married, and
then she got together with Captain.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
She got married at sixty two.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I mean, good on no, in nineteen sixty two, you
do your personal life to Neil married her first husband,
Drammer Kenneth Shearer and June sixty two, at the age
of twenty two. They divorced in seventy two. Then she
married Daryl Dragon, also known as Weird Eyes Captain. Why
did he change his name to Weird Eyes?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Why did Captain Weird Eyes change his name from Daryl Dragon?
Because Darryl dragons are wakeful, Daryl Dragon Darrel Dragon's a
sick name.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Well, he wanted to wear the captain's hat rather than
a dragon's mask. Although if he wore a dragon's mask
he would have been a lot less weird with the eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
It would have made the eyes make sense. He wore
some glass of a lot. Yeah, I bid him, so.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
He should he was I think they maybe he was blind?
Was he blind?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I wish I was blind. I think maybe it was
blind and we just.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
R What about blind?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
What a horrible day to have eyes this morning to
have seen his No, wonder they're in a dead bedroom situation. Fuck,
you can have the lights off, you still would have
seen him across the road. Across the road, well, across
the road. Can you imagine pulling into your driveway and
your your high beams hit his eyes and flick back
that that.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Guy was clearly on.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Oh my god, look at them.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
You know that episode of The Simpsons when Monty burns,
When Montgomery burns alien with the big white eye, that's
those are the eyes?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Have it. I'm gonna see if chat GPT can do
that to Jerry's eyes and our show.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Well, I'll be good if you if you turn into Toil,
can we turn your face into to Neil's.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
And then what am I?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I'll be Captain. I do look a bit like captain,
don't I That's terrifying. Okay, look at all the same
same shaped face.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Look at all those pictures that are coming up of
captain in too Neil. I am shocked that to Neil
is actually two years older than the captain. Two years old.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
He's not that captain, He's just captain.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
They've taken an average age. He's actually quite young. But
his eyes have existed forever, So.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
That ever is a person.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
He's real.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
That's not real. That's I think there's a deep fake
conspiracy going on here.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
It's wearing a state of the ship.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Hey, Chappy, can you make the first photo look like
the second?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Why does he love Ken Williamson.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I don't know. I need to go wheeze.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Okay, that's good. If we get out now, then we'll
be under twenty minutes, all right, then alright,
Get a it's Deary here from the Heidachey Breakfast. Just
letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast
but didn't know that we also do a live radio show,
we do. And if you're wondering how to find out
what frequency to listen to us in your area, just
taxt north or south as an Island to three four
eight three and we'll let you know. And now let's
get on with the podcast. Welcome to the podcast for
(00:34):
Thursday of the twenty eighth of August twenty twenty five. Interestingly,
just a text on that matter there that we just
talked about in the preamble to the intro. Hey, Jerry,
what's of frequency for Nelson?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Sorry, someone's find.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
How is that? Me chat?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Some sort of insights I've had with friends have.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Been what the heck is that?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So guy talking about watching Tess cricket and why it's
good to watch test cricket with your mates. He's right, So, hey,
jerrys is this text? What's the frequency for Nelson on
the radio show? And it doesn't exist?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh we do?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
We don't have one.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Someone's gonna have to turn into the podcast and then
find that out.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
No, we don't have one on Nelson, we don't have
a frequency.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I've got ninety point four. If you tixt south to
three four eight three, it's his blind Haim ninety eight
point five.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
If you ninety point four.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Nelson ninety point four.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Gentlemen, we've got someone on the line here. I feel
like we should probably not keep them much longer. Jake
from Mid Canterbary, Good morning, welcome to the podcast by Fellas.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
How are you good?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Thank you good, thank you? Jake? What can we what's
on your mind?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah? I'm on it. Last year actually we made a
wee bit when you're on the eighty seat and you're
a goodbart.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I knew, I knew this was going down this road. Jake,
carry on.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
When beat South Canary in the final, we made a bet.
Have we ever beat you on a commentary? I'm just
following year later?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Do you know what? So to pull the listeners of
the podcast behind the Curtain, Jake rung in just before
we'd actually started the podcast, We're too busy gas bag
in the studio when I heard Jake goes it's Jake
here from Mid Canbary, and I immediately went.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
You shuddered, you shut it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
It flustered, sweeting. Do you know what I Actually the
first thing I did, and it's up on my laptop
right now. I looked up the Heartland results. I was
I don't tell me met Canterbury beat South Canterbury on
the weekend. I didn't see the scores. No, they didn't,
but they did. But they did last year and that
ended a four year undefeated streak they'd just done up.
(02:54):
What does it help on Energy Stadium down there and
this was the first game there and Mid Canterbury tapped up.
South Canterbury ended in historic run seventeen sixteen.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
I in the semi final year.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, oh what a game? Need a game?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Outstanding facilities down there at Canterbury is now renamed it
Tom Riggy Park, which I think I've in one of
the groups down there to kick the goal obviously.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Ah, well you know what I had. I had forgotten
about that, Jake, And I apologize. I apologize that, but
I am a man of my word. I don't know
when I'm nixt comment. Let me let me bring up
my calendar. When am I next commentating a game? Jake?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Can I ask you a question, where's the line of
demarcation between Mid and South Canterbury.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
It's about comments from where I'm sitting in my panic
here that rang A Tata River, rung A Tata River.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
And I know we've the boys and I have all
brought up this, you know, sucks south and everything. But
I grew up at North Daya, which is a hot
spot of my night gibbans down there, and actually grew
up in Ku. You guys claim rich McCaw as.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Well he's two years Well that's because he.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Did across the White River, that's right, Jack play.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, well this is the This is the hard because
he's technically from up the Hacker Valley, which is on
the side of the White Tacky River.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
The old man to share old man's sheep. Yeah, and
that's the really South Canary.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I mean, technically the northern sorry southern border of South
Canterbury is the White Tacky River. The hack Of Valley
is technically on the South Canary side.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
But it is you, isn't it north?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You would con I mean, to be fair, if if
Richie McCaughan never came from there, I don't think we'd
claim it as part of South Canterbury.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
When are still and we try to fundraise for this
statue after the twenty eleven World Cup.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's actually quite a sad state of affairs there. Every
year they make a statue out of haybales and call
that because they're still waiting for donations, donations funding. Yeah,
that's right, Jack. I'm looking at my calendar here. The
next commentary I'm doing is the All Blacks versus the
Versus Australia on the twenty seventh of September. That's a
(05:16):
long way away, but that gives us enough time for
you to get a Mid Canterbury kit up to the studio.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
That'd be easy enough. Oregon Fridge, Fridge, Williamson and White
puts the Captain of Canary this year and God's good
made of mind.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Sorry first person, that's a great name.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Hey, Jake, Just another question, just on the geography of
South and Mid Canterbury.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So would you say Ealing is ealing mid Canterbury is
on the border, but yeah, Heines, Heines is definitely mid Canterbury.
Is Burton's Mid Canterbury.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Correct there?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Okay, up to Hatfield so like, okay, Dune Sandal, would
you say dune Sandals? Okay, that's that's just Canterbury, is it.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
That's Seln Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
And then North Canterbury would you say North Canterbury sort
of starts end kid, So basically is North Canterbury North of.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
The club plays every year and ruling bloody yeah, trip
up to play the Wholes. Yeah, three and a half
for the longest bus strip in the country for country.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, it would be. I think the longest commute in
the Heartland Championship is North Otago going to playing Na
East Coast.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
That's the trip for the boys from.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
You should be taking a boat is the best way
to do that. It's actually not that far by boat. Yeah, yeah,
get on the back of a get us southerly, up
your freckle and you can easily just hit around that
way easy.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Now you can basically see how the districts are laid
out by looking at the map and just anywhere there's
a river between two rivers.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It's an old school way of doing it, but it's
just looking at it now it totally totally works. Thank
God for those rivers.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I've just seen it as well. Manyah. That's Saturday, the
thirteenth of September, So just a couple of weeks away
is the next South Canterbury versus Mid Canterbury Heartland Championship game.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
And that's two weeks before the next game.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I'm commentating at Fraser Park at two thirty in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Beautiful time, oh good time for a game of rugby.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Beautiful well mate.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Jake, thank you so much. It's been a real pleasure.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And if you can get that Mid Canterbury cait sent
up to me before the twenty seventh of September, I
will make God on my bed and I will wear
that on the All Blacks Versus Australia commentary.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
You I reckon. You're probably sitting about the same way
as old Freddie boy.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah, yeah, thanks, I seen it through. I'll put a
bit of pressing myself for it. Great bloody great to
hear fu Mekekenery.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
That's Jake there.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Do you know what? That's kind of abated But for
anyone who didn't doesn't follow the a SEC. But for
the last two years, Jake from Ealing Station because South
Canterbury I was talking about in the Heartland Championship undefeated
for four years. I was talking insane amounts of shit
around that team and Jake would just cooling almost every
week and just say Fox South Canerary. It would sign
off with weigh in on whatever we're talking about, then
(08:49):
say Fox South Canterbury. And it got to the point
where people started yelling it at me out in public,
and so I went like we went to a concert,
me and the messes and there was a flat of
boys across the road as we were walking in opposite
Eden Park and they were screaming fuck South Canterbury. As
we were walking across. My Massa's got fealthy looking at fashal.
Do you know those guys? No, what's the fucking problem?
(09:11):
And so that was happening everywhere we went. A guy
yelled at me at the Wellington Airport one day. I
just heard fuck South Canterbury and then I saw all
the security guards and staff all turn their heads like
active shoot it uh. And the worst one was I
was I was out shopping with my mum and christ Shir.
We were walking up one of the streets past side
(09:31):
the Riverside Market and we walked past an outdoor bar
that had a stag to edit and one of them
capped me. I saw him clock me from across the
road and he pointed at me, and I was like, fuck,
here we go and then they all turned around and
they fucked out, parked out, getaway. And my mom, who's
also from South Canice, Yeah she's alumni. She was like,
(09:56):
well do you know those people?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
She's living and breathing it.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, She's like she's the innocent she's yeah, caught in
the crossfire. Yeah, And it's like, what's the why are
they going to issue in South Canery? And the worst part,
even worse than that, is because we don't have a
frequency in South Canterbary and a lot of my mates
down there they don't listen to basically C or whatever.
The first time they're aware of the Fox South Canterbury
thing is when it's a video of people yelling it
(10:20):
at me, and so all they see is me and
people yelling Fox South Canterbury and they're like, why are
you telling everyone to yell Fox South Canry? What's wrong
with it?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, you're a lightning rod.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh you live up in or you get a flash
ob up in Auckland. You turned your back on her,
y are It's like, no, it's quite the opposite. You've
become a lightning rod and so you should too.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Of Regional New Zealand. Hey, when we come back, I've
got a bit of audio.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
I need to run new past last side.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I was just settling in to listen to my talking.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Book, which is just about finished. Sonana's an audiobook and yeah,
listening talking book about the Duke and Duchess of Windsor
Crazy Life they led, and a bit of audio came
over me by it's actually it's a vocal you know that.
They've got that thing called vox something. It's like it
(11:20):
gets the vocal performance of someone isolates. It takes all
of the accompany, isolates the vocals.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, they dealt with like Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington, Crazy
Or they dealt with everyone in those of the two.
I remember, Yeah, Chris Cornell, Oh my god, what a voice.
So it was from Captain and Tannil. This is this
is Taneil. You may or may not know her, and
I a She's the Toil part of Captain and to Neil.
Here she is here singing one of the sexiest songs
(11:47):
of all time. Do that too, ma one mo once
is never ridden? Well the man like you do that too?
I want I can get.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
In of man.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Geez me.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Like you just.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Oh me.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Do that too?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Men wants again?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Now I would like to a table that and be
quantify it by saying, is that the sexiest vocal of
all time from Tonil from Captain and to Neil, not
only about what she's singing about. I will put that
to the side. Sexy lyrics from Tonil. I think Captain
had written them Captain by the way for her. But I,
(12:50):
as a kid, always thought that Tonil was African American.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah. When you just play that for me, then I
had no idea she.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Sounds African, Yeah, but no blonde.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I've just put probably the most terrifying photo I've ever
seen in my life. I looked up Captain and Tanil.
I've put it in the dock. It's at the bottom
in the eight fifty break. Now. I'm sorry, but no
one will be sleeping tonight after that.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Look a look at Captain. Look, actually, that's a good
photo of Captain. I've got to say I've seen worse.
Look at he's got different colored eyes.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
He doesn't have hardly any whites in his eyes.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Dinner plates what wow?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Toanil looks like a prisoner.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
To Neil hostel for real, Brether that was when she
had the brown here.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Mate ruder, can you put that in the contract? Going
deep on Captain Neil on the podcast right now?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
People need I'm going to go I'm going to do
it right now.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
People need to.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
See that other song. I'm just thinking they had another hit.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Can I I know we'll keep us together.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
That was the other one.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I know we've just played that audio. But I just
imagine a beautiful woman approaching you in the boudoir and
she just goes you to one mark.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Now once it is never ridden were the man? I thought?
I thought there was a photoshop of his eyes. Every
photo I found of Captain that's what That's what his
eyes look like.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, I think he's got different colored eyes. Oh my god,
he's got a bowie situation? Or are they glass eyes?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Put some eyes and he put some glasses on. What
a what a fucking terrifying looking dude?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Why did to Neil divorce Captain?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Because could you imagine those eyes coming from across the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, he was controlling and emotionally distant with those weird
eyes and had weird eyes. She said, I can't say
without exaggeration that he showed no physical affection for me.
During our very long marriage, claiming that the couple always
slept in separate bedrooms because of his weird eyes. Where
as Tonil, Now.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh my gosh, she did.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
She is alive.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
She's living in Florida. No, she's not.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
She's did Tonil, isn't she? No, she's working with her
award winning Australian Sheep Dogs in Florida and continuing to
play the music she loves. Would it tell us to
get to Neil on the show mate?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
That would be a fucking pleasure, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Does Captain still have the eyes? Or as he did,
we're we're Captain and Seil in love? No, he was
to Neil, married to now because his name was Daryl Dragon.
Oh he's dead, Kidney fan ding Kenney failure. He still
wore the captain's hat even when he got really old
and then had the eyes.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Became very jolly later on her life.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Man, I can't get past these eyes. Get onto the conclave.
We're putting it in there now you can go and
have a look at the eyes.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
He died in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Captain died from having the eyes, apparently.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
So to Neil.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Is it t N I L L e yeah te
double inn I l l E.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Thanks because I can't have two things up at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
No check out, this check out, have a go the eyes.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Beautiful voice, man, it's deep though, that's the thing is
great range.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well piano. That's a trick with female singers.
The lower female singer's voices, the bitterest she sounds, and ironically,
the higher a man's voice. Sometimes yeah you know yeah,
your bon jovs, your akadaka's leads it. They all had
really high, high voices.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
If you refreshed the conclave values and you post.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
There, this is gonna see't I thought there was a
there he.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh my god. She I feel sorry for you, Captain,
my captain, man, I know there's it's not good. She
what was to kneel up to you?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Get rid of captain earlier on man, get rid.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Of that freak show. Do they have kids? I hope not,
Captain in Toil.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Those eyes can never be allowed to happen again. We can't.
Ken the Shearer she married Kenna Shearer. Oh that was
her first husband. Okay, Ken thus Sharer or Ken Shearer.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Ken Shearer sixty two to seventy two. She married, and
then she got together with Captain.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
She got married at sixty two.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I mean, good on no, in nineteen sixty two, you
do your personal life to Neil married her first husband,
Drammer Kenneth Shearer and June sixty two, at the age
of twenty two. They divorced in seventy two. Then she
married Daryl Dragon, also known as Weird Eyes Captain. Why
did he change his name to Weird Eyes?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Why did Captain Weird Eyes change his name from Daryl Dragon?
Because Darryl dragons are wakeful, Daryl Dragon Darrel Dragon's a
sick name.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Well, he wanted to wear the captain's hat rather than
a dragon's mask. Although if he wore a dragon's mask
he would have been a lot less weird with the eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
It would have made the eyes make sense. He wore
some glass of a lot. Yeah, I bid him, so.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
He should he was I think they maybe he was blind?
Was he blind?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I wish I was blind. I think maybe it was
blind and we just.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
R What about blind?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
What a horrible day to have eyes this morning to
have seen his No, wonder they're in a dead bedroom situation. Fuck,
you can have the lights off, you still would have
seen him across the road. Across the road, well, across
the road. Can you imagine pulling into your driveway and
your your high beams hit his eyes and flick back
that that.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Guy was clearly on.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Oh my god, look at them.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
You know that episode of The Simpsons when Monty burns,
When Montgomery burns alien with the big white eye, that's
those are the eyes?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Have it. I'm gonna see if chat GPT can do
that to Jerry's eyes and our show.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Well, I'll be good if you if you turn into Toil,
can we turn your face into to Neil's.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
And then what am I?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I'll be Captain. I do look a bit like captain,
don't I That's terrifying. Okay, look at all the same
same shaped face.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Look at all those pictures that are coming up of
captain in too Neil. I am shocked that to Neil
is actually two years older than the captain. Two years old.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
He's not that captain, He's just captain.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
They've taken an average age. He's actually quite young. But
his eyes have existed forever, So.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
That ever is a person.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
He's real.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
That's not real. That's I think there's a deep fake
conspiracy going on here.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
It's wearing a state of the ship.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Hey, Chappy, can you make the first photo look like
the second?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Why does he love Ken Williamson.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I don't know. I need to go wheeze.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Okay, that's good. If we get out now, then we'll
be under twenty minutes, all right, then alright,
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