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September 17, 2025 64 mins

Today on the show we played Jerry's theories where Jerry has to guess how many sexual partners Manaia has had and then it's your challenge to guess what Jerry thinks...

 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hod Ache Breakfast, Load up on landscaping with Bunning's
trade Good.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Give me any.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
From along on to the Heartache Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
I still don't know what song.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Fursday, the agenth of September twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Morning Fellers, Morning, Hey, quick gear check on a Thursday.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Where where are we at?

Speaker 4 (00:21):
I feel I'm gonna be honest with you, guys, I'm
a little disupported. I feel like this week we've been
and as we know, the show has under got four gears, yes,
but I feel like we're in fourth gear and pretty
close to the limitter for parts of this week.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
You know. That means we're coming to the end of
the week, which means we've got to start changing down.
That's right, so I can see I can see the
giveway sign coming up.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
What I'm thinking is do we just whack it into
neutral because we can see the giveway coming up? Yeah,
and just see if the momentum will carry us through. Yeah,
Like we're not putting the brakes on, We're not going
to stop dead, and just see how much momentum we've got.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I think we could put it into the neutral, or
we could go into third okay, and just get the
refs up a little.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Bit, just in case we've undershot it and we need
a couple more roofs to get there.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Potentially, and also just to go easy on the breaks,
because otherwise we've got a long way down the Christmas
and if we're in neutral and we're just on the brakes,
those brake pads going to we're out. We're gonna be
frugal at the moment that we do have. Yep, that
would to waste it.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I don't mean to be derailing this conversation, but I'm
not very good with the stick shift manual and I've
actually put it into a a matutter. Oh really, yes, sorry, sorry, guys,
I'm that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Are even D three or D four?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
No, I'm not even doing the tiptronic. I'll just keep going. Really,
let's drive. Oh there's reverse, there's neutral in this thing.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Jerry and Mini for the hold I key breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
It's actually probably worth bringing up early doors in the show,
but we've got a huge guest coming up after eight
o'clock at about eight forty and I know that's a
long way away. So if you're not going to be
in the car by then, make sure you download the podcast.
You may remember Caine Evans who used to play for
the Warriors, probably twenty nineteen twenty twenty rud around that era.
He twenty one. I think he played one.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Season for around COVID time.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
He's got a couple of interesting records for the Warriors.
I think he's the only player to be Sinnmon twice
in the same game. That's impressive, which is impressive. He
was a big enforcer off the bench for us. He
is the guy that had fold some se written on
his wrist that day.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I remember that. Yes, yeah, two meters, oh yeah, one
hundred and sixteen kg. He's so bastard.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
And he has recently retired from rugby league and he's
starting to go fund me basically to go and get
on the purse around the world. It's something I have
always thought about or wondered if anyone would ever do. Like,
you know, go fundmes are often a fundraiser for some
sort of charity or something that's happened in someone's life
but they are struggling financially or something. Just to chase

(02:44):
your dreams of getting on the absolute hammer all around
the world. I really respect that, and I feel like
our listener as well.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
As well.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
So we're going to talk to Caine former Warrior after
eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Again.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
If you're not in the car by then make sure
that you download the podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I'm just looking here because I was familiar with him.
I remember that. I remember the folds cuzzy yeah, yeah
on his wristband, and I do remember that. So I
just had a lock though videos and the three first
videos that come up kine Evans shoulder charge, Oh we

(03:22):
are yeah, Kinane even sent off Kine Evans's brain explosion.
Those are the three videos that came up on my
on my YouTube.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
That's the media for you, Jerry, It's just the media
beat up. Also, I would say that I reckon most
of those stories would have been from when he was
at the Warriors. He played a lot of games for
other clubs. And one I want to know from him
is because because he got some bin twice playing for
the Warriors, does he feel like the referees are harsher
on the Warriors than other teams?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (03:49):
And then also how much does he need to go
and travel the world to get on the purse.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Can I come when Kane Evans throws two lift punches.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
And there's a Yeah, so he's misunderstood. This is it's
a media beat up Jerry skirmish and then you know
that but with a push and shove, it's a hold
me back moment.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, nobody's nobody actually throws a punch in the situation.
Nobody knows that. No one's going to throw a punch. No,
he throw a punch.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, good, just to keep him honest.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Hey, it's all well and good to get in each
other's faces, just remember the real world consequences.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I find this really hard to believe. Apparently he got
released from his New Zealand Warrior's contract with one year
left to go, and then he went over to hollyf
C to play in the Super League, made his debut
for Hull and then the following week send to the Syndome.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yeah, he's released on compassionate grounds. Were the most compassionate
team in the league. So yeah, Caine Evans is going
to be joining.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Us after a good looking forward to chatting to him,
very much.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Looking forward to chatting to him. I might chip in
a little bit as well. We'll let you know how
much he's trying to fundraise and where he's at around
then I.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Want to again. I'm happy to I'm happy to chip in,
but I just want to know exactly what he wants
to do. I want to know exactly where he's going.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Jerry and Mania, The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
The History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Timaru.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
On this day in nineteen seventy, Hemi Hendrix dies in
London at age twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Legendary guitar works influenced rock and medal.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Today mainstream music career lasted for just four years, from
nineteen sixty six to his death in nineteen seventy Not.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Long, is it? No crazy? Jeez, I mean that's not
long for he was doing and it's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
So he was born Johnny Allen Hendrix, but his father
legally changed his name to James Marshall Hendrix in nineteen
forty six, as he would on his own self and
his late brother. Really we just wrote it Marshall ms.
Are they named for James Marshall Hendrick?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I think so. But man, imagine being with Mania if
your name was Radio in the middle of it?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, is it?

Speaker 3 (05:54):
You've got about five middle names? Is one of those?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I don't know. They're not Toms. Should we it's some
so we do a campaign to get another another middle
name in there. I mean, you've got so many there,
they put another one in there. How many you got
you don't even know.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Well, it's because it's different on my passport and on
my driver's license because when I first got my passport,
Mom had misplaced my birth certificate, so she took a
stab in the dark at what she thought my name
was and got it wrong. And so now my passport
and my license don't line up.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
So is your license the real one or is your
passport the real one? My license is the real one.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Your license becomes a problem with international travel because if
I ever need to provide a secondary document that doesn't
match the passport, it looks like you're going with a yeah,
I've been to detainment at the airport in Sydney before.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Okay, you've got your license out there.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Now, Manayah Thomas, John Douglas Fleming, Stuart oh Man.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I wish it was John Thomas, and that order my
name too.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
They're they're trying to do your parents.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Whenever I go out, the people always shout there goes.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
I think I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
My working theory is don't let a woman who's been
in labor for twenty something hours pick a name straight
there and then on the spot.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Are you blaming your mama? Was he dad? There? He
was there?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
But I don't think he picked Thomas John Douglas.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
You know what I mean. At some stage we're going
to have a chat to your mum on Aaron, ask
you what the thought process was. I sure hate that.
I shall absolutely hate that.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
I'm going to rename myself Jimmy Hendrix Voyager nineteen seventy seven.
Voyager one takes the first space photograph of Earth.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
And the Moon together.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
The image was taken when it was eleven point seven
million kilometers from Earth, thirteen days after his launch, served
as a significant milestone in space exploration, showcasing both.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Less your Body's from Newspeaktuve. You know that photo, it's
the famous photo.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
I've never seen it before.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
This.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
You know the photo. It's the it's the Earth and
then the Moon's a bit behind it. I don't know.
It looks like a three D rendering.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Man, do your own Resent Flat Earth eight w KRP
and Cincinnati debuts a TV sitcom setting a struggling AM
radio station where they switched it from sedate music to
top forty rock and roll at staff of old ball.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Characters have to switch gears quickly.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Cast of actors I've never heard of, like Gary Sandy,
Howard Hesseman, Lonnie Anderson, Lonnie Anderson.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
You know Lonnie Anderson, doctor Johnny Fever. You know Lonnie Anderson,
the blonde, the blondie, good looking Lonnie Anderson, Lonnie Henderson,
Lonnie Anderson. She loomed large over the late seventies early eighties.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Born and born at the end of the war. Lonnie
Anderson gone to since she died just a month ago,
did she?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Lonnie? Yeah, Lonnie Anderson. That one in for next week
on Wednesday. Ruderlez Nesman. He was a great character, Richard
Sanders playing him.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Born on this day, Jerry kep her name out of
your mouth. It's Jada gets Smith. Born in nineteen seventy one,
so today she's fifty four, actress, producer and the wife
of Will Smith.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
The history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow. Timar Ru doesn't sound good?
Does it eat? When you listen to it?

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Now?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Listen to his audio.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Out.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's a man that's been a little bit crazy. Have
you heard his new music.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Nah, would you call that music? He's he's got new music.
And he went and did one of those. He went
and did like a he was rapping and there was
a DJ playing his music in England and there was
like a massive crowd around and he was doing all
his hurts and everyone's loving it.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
And he played his new song and.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
It's like really really really, that's called pretty Girls, and
the chorus is just I like pretty girls. You're fifty, yeah,
you know, and the last time I saw you, you
were slapping someone for disrespecting you wife. Now all of
a sudden, you look pretty good.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah. Well, his career was going along quite well. Is
this going along?

Speaker 4 (10:08):
I will say about Will Smith? And I know he's
been listening to this, so I hope you know he
takes this the way it's intended. He's just Will Smith
in every movie and whatever movie he's acting, and he
is just Will Smith in that movie.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
But one movie was blind, wasn't he?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
So it's was he?

Speaker 6 (10:22):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
I think he was blind in one movie and one
got a rash from being allergic to something.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
He was a likable dude. Oh, he was a likable dude.
Liked him like he said was Yeah, he was a
likable dude psycho. People liked him.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Born on the same day, Twins with Jada Pinkett Smith,
Lance Armstrong, disgraced former American cyclist.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Lo's Laren's doing now?

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Counting his money?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Is he cycling? Is he ever taken to a bike?

Speaker 4 (10:49):
I wonder that. Does he get on the old peloton?

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yes? Stationary bike at home? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Or does he never want to see one again? Former
Brazilian footballer Ronaldo is forty nine today. And James Gandelfini,
who played Tony Soprano in the TV series The Sopranos,
born on this day nineteen sixty one, died in twenty thirteen,
just fifty.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
One years ago.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
I'm gone to and that is the history of yesterday, today,
tomorrow Timaru for Thursday, the eighteenth, December September, Notcember twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
If you haven't watched it before, go and watch The Sopranos. Yeah,
it's quite something. Still goes well, I know I need
to have to all these years.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Jerry in the night the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I was watching TV last night. Actually, I don't know
if you guys have heard that.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah, they still broadcast that into the into the lounge
every now and then if you if your Netflix disconnects,
sit out with the wife cuts on.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Not my Bravia. My Bravi is savy bed. Your Bravia
won't catch anything.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
And I was watching a show with Hamish or Andy
I don't know which one, and Guy Williams or Montgomery
I don't know, but they were on the show and
they finished what's this show with a quiz to decipher
how much of a clean freak you are?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
And I thought Jerry and Ruder are both. I wouldn't
say clean freaks. Well, Rachel or Jerry's I'm clean freak adjacent, yeah,
but I wouldn't say that I'm a full fully fledged
clean freek. No. I wouldn't say you're a clean freak.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
I think clean freak is when you start projecting it
onto other people and getting angry about them not cleaning stuff. Yes,
you like to clean up after yourself, yes, but you
don't really tend to get although I mean, when there's
a pube on your disc, I think that's like.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Pubes on my disc. That's right, that's fair, But I'm
not a germipher. I wouldn't describe myself as a germophobe.
I don't really care about germs. No, So they went
through a quiz.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
They were playing a game where there were about hundred
people up on the screen and every time you answered yes,
you lift your screen on. If you answered no, you
turned to screen off until there's one person lift. That
got them through about six questions, and so I would
like to run you guys through that same quiz every
time you answered yes. That is one point more points
you have at the end of this the bigger clean freak.
You are feel free to play along at home or

(13:07):
out the studio.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Be do I need a pen? Will that help me?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Put a mark down for everyone that you say yes to.
First off, easy question or entry level question? Are the
items in your pantry and labeled containers?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (13:25):
There's probably more neat freak than clean freak?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Okay, am I telling you no?

Speaker 7 (13:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Some?

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Does that count as I think some's yes?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:34):
I think so, yes, I think some is yes. So
that's one point. Is your kitchen sink currently clear of
dirty dishes?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Currently? Yes? Well? The other thing is that I live
with some pegs but when you left absolutely.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah, yes, it would be better if now the only
reason it fills up is if the dishwash is full
of clean dishes, then the sink well, ho's clean.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Who's taking the dishes? The dish rusher just take them out.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Where the kids should be taking them out.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
But right now, your dad worked hard, it did the
bloody desh rusher. Question number three. When greeting people, do
you avoid skin to skin contact?

Speaker 5 (14:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
No, no, I ain't care about that. I don't people's gyms,
but everywhere you can't see them. What are you going
to do?

Speaker 6 (14:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (14:25):
I don't, I don't avoid it.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
What do you do? Do you feel weird about it?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
I thought of one particular incident which we couldn't go
into on the radio.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Maybe on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
I mean someone turns up coughing, Like if someone comes
up and they just look like death and their coughing.
I remember, I remember Matt Heath used to sometimes turn
up because he refused every day off. So it's sometimes
turn up on the show and you could see flu
coming out of his eyes. Yeah, and he be speaking
like this, but he refused to go home. We would

(14:55):
try and force somebody we refused. He wanted to broadcast
so badly, and I wouldn't I wouldn't go anywhere near
him in those situations. That's fair enough.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
But we're just meeting a random so that in the
last month. Have you washed your willie bin?

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Oh? No, no, no, who washes their wheeling? And what
kind of knob does that? Do you clean your.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
You just leave it in the you just leave it
in the rain?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
That comes right?

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Do you clean your teeth more than twice a day?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Very very real here? He does? I do. I only
do that because I do them firstly in the morning,
and then I go to work, and then I go
home generally for a couple of hours in the middle
of the day. Then before I go into seven sharp
again because you're going to be able to Yeah, And
because I've cleaned my teeth at five in the morning,
so it's now three in the afternoon, clean my teeth again.
It's still a year, so then and then yeah, and

(15:48):
then but then before I go to bed, I clean
them as well. Yeah. Look, it's it's fair enough, so good.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
I'm going to go. That's a strange circumstances.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Do you avoid sharing food with people?

Speaker 5 (15:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
No, If someone's taking a bite of a.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Pine, you take a bite because I'm greedy?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Will you take a swig out of a drink that
someone else has taken a.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Swig out of? Only direct family members?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
I'm going to give you another point there that.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, that's why you avoid direct family members. No, no, no,
I avoid So my kids are massive backwashers, so no,
I wouldn't. Actually, so you do avoid it. Yeah, that's
the point. Okay, that's the end of the quiz. How
many points we got?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Two?

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Two, I'm three and three.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Three and ruder and one for Zoe. So Ruder is
the biggest neat freaking the There.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Was nothing about lining things up straight. There's nothing about
making sure that everything in front of you is at
right angles with everything else. Is that what you've done
right now? Yeah? Absolutely everything everything on my desk is straight.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Don't lined up, don't look over here to drive you insane.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, I'll stay away from here.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
Jerry and the Hootiarchy breakfast time for.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
You later sport headlines thanks to export ult to the
Beer for here the Black Ferns are without loose four
Georgia Miller for their Rugby World Cup Semis Canada. An
unspecified injury we's seen her lifting.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Yeah, unspecified, she injured her unspecified you know what, don't specified, dear.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I can only imagine where she's injured. She played with
a strap left nat Okay, that's good in the quarterfinal
victory ever, so that regat before going off early in
the second half.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
They hung on Jersey in the South Canterbury Museum the
other day. Do you know that she's from tomorrow?

Speaker 7 (17:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Years old. Today New Zealand are playing a dollar fifty
five and Canada paying two forty to one. Close. That
is close, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Well, I mean, like we were talking quite good. Yeah,
and the last we're talking about last time we played
each other down and crusher Julia. This year they we
drew twenty seven or in New Zealand. We've just named
our team as well. Obviously this is why this is
the story because Georgia Milla's not in there. But the
team looks pretty good.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah. But they've I think they've got their bits fifteen now,
taken a while to work them out. I think. Also
we've had a easier run through to now yeah, well
than Canada. Yeah, I think, so that's that easy game.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
But then that always becomes the thing of like well,
have we been tested enough? Are were in the right shape?
Versus are they beaten up? I was talking to the things.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
I was talking to Ruby tooy last night. There's a
great name drop there. Just having a chat to casual
chat to Ruby too last night on the sky on
the Zoom.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
I would have worn my steel caps if I knew
you're going to drop all these names.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
And she was saying that actually getting beaten up as
part of the problem. You don't want to be tough games. Nah. Yeah,
I've always wondered that.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
I've always wanted that, but because when it happens to
your team, you're like, oh yeah, but it'll be good
for us.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
You know, we've been tested today.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
You don't want that because everyone's just buggered by the
end of it, particularly a tournament like this, you know,
contact sport tournament. Everyone's carrying something and unfortunately for us,
Georgian has been one of our best.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
It's going to be out.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
But the depth of talent that we have in that team.
Asia Lydia Ayinger, she was the like on track to
be World player that she may have even been World
Player of the Year just a couple of years ago.
She's now on the bench because we can't find a
spot for her. It's good and the outside back that's good.
Cam roy Guard has detailed the adjustments he's made recovering
from a right foot fracture which has sidelined him since July.

(19:24):
The All Blacks half back will returned Four Counties monuco
in their MPC match against Auckland and Poker Corhy on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Plays for Counties. Monico. Royguard says the bone related nature
of the injury forced him to take the weight off
the foot and exercise patients but a swimming I'd imagine patients, man,
I do you know about that? He exercised patience. Get
to the next headline already do and Ben ready to
rebound from his latest cricket setback. The base bowler has

(19:53):
recovered from injury news because recovered from a side straight
health news to earn selection in the black Cats next
month's Chapel Headley T twenty series against Australia, which is
going to be played in the rain. Sears says, such
nickels are inevitable.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
You know how we were talking about why don't the
black Caps do a huker before the game? Ben Sears
does a Huker. During the game, he poo Connors in
his delivery strike, and it is powerful because the way
he runs up. Also, he runs from behind the umpire,
so from the baddest perspective you don't see him. All
of a sudden he leaps out poocunners and then delivers

(20:27):
a thunderbolt at one p fifty.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, there's a part Hawker in his delivery strider. It's
the eyes. It's impressive.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
Jerry and Mni the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
I know you've been wanting an update on the Taliban, Jerry,
so I'll keep you waiting no longer. This story came
across the news desk yesterday. A Taliban leader has banned
fiber optic internet an Afghan province to and I quote
prevent immorality.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Hallelujah.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
It's the first time a band of this kind has
been imposed since Taliban sees power in August twenty twenty one.
Leaves government officers for the private sector, public institutions and
homes in the Northern Bulk Province.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Without Wi Fi incident.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
You can still use your data or your roaming, but
you can't get on the fiber optic cables. A government
spokesperson said the measure was taken to prevent immorality as
an alternative will be built within the country.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
For necessities, right, an alternative, So you're going to build
an alternative, yes.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Internet, because the people in that region have deemed to
be watching too much Blue as the issue there and
they're like, you hornbags, We've given you the bloody insidet
so that you can communicate with each other, you know,
send updates to what you and your family are up to,
to your loved ones. Yeah, post about the local sports games.

(21:45):
And all you hornbags are doing is getting on there
and just searching up adult content. And if you can't behave,
we're going to take it off here. And that's basically
what they've done.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
I feel like the Taliban wouldn't have a very high
threshold for the amount of pornography that you watch being
too much, like maybe point someone watches it for thirty six,
that's it.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
We're taking it out of you. It's God gives a
look at your phone. Is that an ankle? Is that
an aple? Get that out of here. I remember a
while back they released a list I think it was
Pornhub actually released a list of the countries which were
viewing the most watching the most gay porn? Oh oh,
and it was quite an interesting one.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Can I guess the region? It'll be Europe. It'll be
one of those Eastern European sort of.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Germany. Well, I can tell you. Nigeria is four.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Oh is this per capita? This is sorry question with
that warning, but I don't know if it is per
capita because Nigeria's population is staggering, so that could be
the the.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Number three, So number four is Nigeria, number number three
going down? This is this will surprise you. Pakistan? Oh really,
h Pakistan? Okay, it's a llegal to be going Pakistan.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
That adds to the thrill though, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Number one? Can you really? Yeah? Okay yeah? Number two
South Africa? Okay, So that's was that why we lost.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
We should have thrown that into should have thrown that
into the list.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Apparently ninety two percent of Kenyans oppose homosex year oly
in any form.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
That This just shows like anytime you ban something, people.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Were just like, what's going on over there? Iran's up there,
Iran's right up there. I get us stand too.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
It reminds me of the stories that were coming out
of Apparently there were some North Korean soldiers that were
deployed into Russia to help with the whole Ukraine situation,
and apparently they were having real issues when they got
hold of the internet.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oh my god, why are you.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Guys fighting with each other and you've got access to this.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
I've never seen this before. This is looking the free world.
Should we all just put.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
The guns down and get a projector set up out
here on the front line.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Jerry Mni the hold ikey breakfast, starting.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
To get on the paperwork. We'll have a look at
stories making news this morning, so you don't have to
go out and grab yourself on newspaper.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Do you think because we've asked the the what is
he the editor in chief of the Herald, to come
on and answer allegations that we've been blackballed from advertising
in there paper, because remember we tried to put that
ad and you got to take the piss you don't
put that added. Do you think he doesn't want to
come on because we keep reading his newspaper out.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
To people for free. I wonder if there's something in.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
That headline today and we became aware of this yesterday.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Robert Rudford.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Now, I he passed away yesterday.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
I have no memory of Robert Rudford. What was he
out of Africa? Botch Kessen in The Sun Dance Kid.
That was the thing that skyrocketed him to success. He
looked I saw him on the news last night. Man,
did he look like Brad Pitt when he was young? Yeah?
They looked so similar. There was a shot of him
in one of his earlier movies and I was like, man,

(25:00):
that dude look. I mean not so much now, but
he was a handsome man. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
The only thing that I saw yesterday was that there's
this meme of a guy looks like he's cleaning a
beer trap or something, and he's in the woods and
he turns around on nods at the camera. It's a
meme that's been going around for a long time. Everyone
thought it was Zach gallafan akers. It turns out it
was Robert Redford. Was Bob rid and the end that
only found out yesterday when Robert Rudford passed away.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
He started the Sundance film a Sun Dance because everyone
comes with the sand Dance first of all, and the States,
you know, for independent filmmakers, that's that got Tiger White
tedious start in a lot of ways. Yeah. He posted
last night about Bob Redford. He made him a number
of times, said he was a lovely man. But yeah,
he's gone too soon, Gone too soon. I was speaking

(25:47):
of gone too soon. Tikitana has taken all his music
off Spotify. Yeah, so he.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
It's all of the songs that he owns. So I
presume all of the songs that he made. I wonder
if that's salmonella dubb.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
True.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
He's also like produced a bunch of songs for it,
like he produced a couple of successty albums.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
I don't know if it's all the salmonel dub, because
it will be there will be other people. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
But it's basically his approtest for some of the investments
I think that Spotify have made that he's disagreed with.
And he's, well, you're not going to be profiting off
me if if you're going to be investing the money
you've made off.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
The back of my music. Yeah, and AI war into
some other stuff. Yeah, that's right. As a guy who
owns Spotify, he's I mean, he's divested into all sorts
of stuff. Hasn't he. Yeah, that's right, but it's also
said because you don't get much money from Spotify. That's
what Tick's honest.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Bugger all I mean our podcast on Spotify, we don't
get a buddy sin No.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
I've never seen any money.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Do you guys not get paid for them?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh? What the hell aread it?

Speaker 4 (26:48):
You've got his skimming that off the top of man,
You've got his skimming off the top trumps Trump's and
talking to King Charles.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yep, love it. Can't wait to go, cart wait to
go and Sam in America in a couple of weeks.
Andrew here is you as well.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
We're not going to delve into where Andrew is because
you want to get through the border.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Did you see the thing that those guys got arrested
for for projecting the Yeah? They found them and I
have never met each other.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
So that was very good for to going to ain.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
That was I think that was as faint is that
actually happened. That was clear. Imagine imagine you've got turned
away at the border.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
I heard what you said on that break out.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
I heard that. I know he's a big listener of
this show, Jerry.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
You know he's churning in every morning, and I just
want to make sure that he knows I'm running mind them.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Jerry in the night they breakfast.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Jerry, you got short circuit in that last break something
caught your eye?

Speaker 5 (27:47):
What?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
What genuinely caught your eye on the paperwork there? The
Harvey Norman free delivery on TV is above seventy five inches?

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yes, because you're on the market for a new TV.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
I am at the moment. I'm currently eyeing up the
LG seventy five inch. You a eighty four smart four
k led Ai TV.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Where do you stand on TV size?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Currently running a sixty five? Nice? But my daughter suggested
that we could go larger. Yes, and I sort of said,
I'm not sure about a larger TV, and then I
looked at the space and I thought we could go larger.
I agree with it. I agree with your daughter. And
I've heard of people in the past being like, oh,
we don't need a bigger tear. What do you need
a bigger TV for?

Speaker 4 (28:25):
If the function of a thing is to be looked at,
it should be as large as possible. You should have
the biggest possible TV that you can afford and fit
inside your house.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, sixty five inches from corner to corner. Yeah, seventy
five from corner to corner. I mean that's that's quite
a quite a bit bigger. Yeah, it's a lot bigger. Yeah.
And I just genuinely believe.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
We've got a tiny new built house in Auckland.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
So how BIG's your TV?

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Sixty five? But we sit right next to the basket.
Oh well, maybe be seventy five. What I like being
in a movie theater, but I think it's destroying my eyesight.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Do you have home theater?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Yes, I've got a subwor for beneath the couch, and
I've got a soundbar mounted to the bottom of the TV.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
I tell you what the soundbar? You need a soundbar?

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Man, Lights coming out from behind the TV that illuminate
the wall, that matched the color that's on the TV.
Sprinklers so that when it's a water scene it splashes
water in my face.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
And fans that.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Blow window my face, vibrating couch, vibrating couch, and a
little attachment that comes out and cups you.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Jerry, can you let missus Rudino that we need a
sound bar, because I am all about that. We don't
need one, you do well, nice, you've got.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
It up at boomer levels at eighty five. My parents
have got this on ninety two. I went over there
the other day and I was like, Jesus Christ, what
have you got? Still can't hear anymore?

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Mike God, who is to wake the whole neighborhood up
watching his war movies in his room and laugh.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
In his ass? It's like boomers needed. But if you
have the soundbar, then he actually here get the sound
two thousand dollars for the seventy five inches bargain Norman
bargain it twice the price. But there's one that's five thousand,
three hundred, which is the same minutes. There's one that
secks the three hundred and seventy five inch. How much
better is the picture on that one?

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Someone said go for the olid. Jerry won't regret it.
Do you research on LG I'm here and they don't
work well with the Wi Fi and need to be hardwire. Well,
Jerry lives in northern Afghanistan, so the WiFi is not
an a shoe for him.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Go with the old. Okay, what if the hold on
the olids five thousand three? I'm not paying five thousand.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
What if you do, and then they check in a
free home theater and give that to your old mate Ruder. Okay, yeah,
all right, give me a sounder. I'll be looking into it,
all right, Jerry.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
And Minnie the Hotarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Desk. That's quite good.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Actually else, I did not know if we were going
to hit that, but we did.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Three eight hundred haidache. It's an open forum where people
come up with business ideas and we generally shut on them.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Well, we test them to make sure they're water tight, Jerry.
You know, if you're going to be taking these ideas
to market, then we need to know that they know
they'll stand up.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yeah, it's a robust it's a robust arena. Yep. That's
perfect for water boarding ideas.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
It's like Dragon's Den with no follow through. We won't
invest in your idea and we won't actually take them
to market.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
And if you can't take a little bit of criticism
in a forum like this, you are not going to
succeed in business.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Guys, right, Rudd, that's a great idea. Why don't you
go first?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Well, interesting you say that mania pizza kit is my
business idea. Pizza one word kit, second word? You know
how you get those little packets of let's say ham
or salami with the highly processed but you know, really good.
I think pregnant women can eat that kind because there's
so many chemicals in it. But you go to let's

(31:44):
say supermarket because you want to make your own pizza,
and you've got to buy the pizza base, probably your
own pizza sauce, and you go, okay, well I'm going
to get some hand I'm going to get some chicken.
So you go to the deli and you end up
spending probably more than you would spend on a pizza
at a pizza restaurant. So why not put together a
kit and it's got maybe a sashet of barbecue sauce,
it's got your check, and it's got your salami, and

(32:06):
there's a whole Maybe you could get a Hawaiian one
and you could put ham on it, you could put
pineapple on, you can put cheese on it. Wouldn't that
be a good idea? And then because it's all being
done in a bulk by a situation, it is going
to be a lot cheaper than you'd think it would be. Anyway, Hell, okay,
I've got a couple of that's a beautiful idea. Go on,
go for it.

Speaker 8 (32:25):
My first first, my first issue, Pizza pisare not what
you do when you can't be bugging like an actual
Is that not like that?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
One of the easier.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Pizza is fun. Man, it's fun to make with the
whole family pizza.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, it's never as good as the one that you
buy because.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Then make it the pizza.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
But well then the other thing is the only reason
I would even make it myself is because I was
going to make it from scratch.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
And if you're just going to make it from the
ingredients that I mean the whole you're around the pizzas
you buy bases, right, yeah, but then you've already got
the pizza sauce that's already been there from the last
time you did it and last forever like years, And
then you check that on because he's already there, right,
and then you just and you've already got some ham
because you've been doing kids lunches. Well, you've got some

(33:17):
salami leftover, so you've bufft that on. There's generally a
can of a can of pineapple on there or something else.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Now, I guess my bigg issue is are you going
to make a pizza that's better than the one that
you can buy from the shop with this, probably not.
Are you going to make one that's cheaper than the
frozen Romano's pizza that's in the freezer horrific?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Horrific, but that's cheap. Are you going to make it
cheaper than Dominoes? I mean Dominoes are like a dollar.
The pizzas have become very cheap.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Where's the fun and just dialing up on your app
Dominoes and being like, oh, you're cool, I have your
two pizzas delivered for twelve bucks. Where's the fun in that? Jerry?
That's the problem with your family. You've ripped all the
fun out of That's true.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Someone said that they may actually already exist. We were
using that kind of pizza kit in the UK and
the nineties. That's damned for chrushing. That went out of business,
that business because pizza is famously not that hard to
that really need a cat.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Here's something at sar text I'm looking for in vistas
for my laundromat, driving range knock shop. Oh I love
this Ian. You always wanted to put those three things together.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
This is I mean the first two years. This is
a great idea. So you take your laundry to the
driving range, had one hundred balls, then your laundry is done.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Brilliant.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
I've had this idea for sports washing before, where you
go to the Warriors and you take your laundry basket
with you. You go in and watch the game, and
when you come back out, we've laundered it for you.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
So would they have big laundry. They have big machines
out the back somewhere at non media stadiums.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Take it to the nearest, the nearest one.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Okay, so you tune up with the bag yep, it
gets put in another van yep with your name on it. Well,
all you know is you've just shown up.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
You give them the basket, you go watch the game,
come back, your butt, your launch, who's following.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
A way out the gate. It's ready to go. There's
something in it.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yeah, the Driving Range is a very very similar thing.
I've got another business idea, and again, like I said before,
this is not my idea, but it's so good I
feel like I need to share it. I think it's
genuinely going to work. I've looked into the margins and
I think they'll be high.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I'm ready to poo poo on it, and I've got
my calculator doing.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
A p and L Jerry and Midnight the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
All right, I've got one.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
I've got one, and it is not mine, and I
think I think it's important for me to give credit
where credit is due. It was a person we work with,
Sarah Katran, who came up with this idea a while ago.
She will know exactly where this is going. Fact, a
lot of people will.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
It is.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
A lunch of food place, and I wouldn't call it
quite a re. It is called the broth Hole, and
it is. What we do is we get a small
like shoe box type shop board the whole front up,
just have a hole in there. You bring your own
bowl and behind there. Each day we have just one
thing of soup going it make the best possible soup

(36:16):
we could possibly get, and you.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Come and hand it, hand your bowl through.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
We give you back that and a couple of slices
of white death on you ay, and it costs you
about five bucks.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Oh yeah, the broth Hole. I quite like that. So
it's a super cheap on mass making that soup on mass.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
We've just got to vatter that soup on the go,
and we'll make the soup as good as we possibly can.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
It won't be trash soup.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
But the whole idea is cheap because anyone who works
in like a sort of office area, there's always places around.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
You to get lunch. Man, they gouge your right.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
It's like twenty bucks to get a sandwich these days,
And so all you want is something cheap. Particularly through winter,
you want something warm and so, and you don't want
to bug around waiting. Will you just pull up to
the broth hole, poke your bowl through the thing, get
it back ballus So a couple of bits of bread.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
I like broth hole. But can I have another suggestion
for a name? Sure, the soup kitchen. So you turn
up and you've got your own bowl, as you said,
and then you line up like you're in a soup kitchen.
So it's a soup kitchen experience. So people are experiencing
what it's like to be involved in a soup kitchen.
Therefore thinking about an equality, thinking you know, less fortunate. Yeah,

(37:23):
all sorts of stuff, and you sit there and you
contemplate how lucky you are that this is not something
that you have to do every day. Yeah, and then yeah,
as you said that, the ladle comes out and the
steam coming out of it and they drop on you
and then they just slopped. But it's good, healthy stuff, nutritious.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Well, you could just open up the say, for example,
the Auckland City Mission, but just pay for yours, you
know what I mean. Like, if you've got money, you
pay for it, and that's a donation.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
How much we looking at for a bowl of soup here,
because you're bringing along your own bowl and I imagine
you use your own utensils, so we're trying to save
the planet here, that's right.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Well, how much am I charging? Yeah, I'm charging you
five bucks?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Five bucks a bowl. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
That's based off the competitors around me are all trying
to charge your twenty bucks for six bits of sushi
or abun me yep, and I'm only charging you five.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
You're coming week now? Do you might start bread with that? Hey?
Do you get stale bread with that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Two toast said that what death?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
All right? I mean that is and it's probably sandwich slice.
Well it's toasted. The other thing is you can get
old bread from the supermarket. That's that's going to chuck
out anyway. Yeah, you come in, you pick that up
for real cheap, and then your toast who would know
when it's.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Toasted exactly, and you just have one of those industrial
toasters cranking it out in the background. You only need
probably one or two people there to work.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
I reckon. The margins are going to be very very high,
and maybe like it.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Maybe going along with what Jerry was suggesting with the
soup kitchen, you only need one or two people. Maybe
give back to the community by employing some homeless people
to serve it up.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Would that work well? Possibly, although you're trying to keep
your labor cross slow. To be honest, I mean you're
just looking for one person. It's a one person operation,
and you can make it off site. You can make
the soup off site. So you've just got a hole.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, So otherwise you've got to have a
kitchen something making it somewhere else, and I'm just putting
it on like a slow cook or like a rolling vat.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yes, that's just boiling it away.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Someone said, surely super Bride shouldn't cost more than five
dollars if we'll go and make it at home if
you think you can do it cheaper. What I'm competing
with is not you making it at home. I'm competing
with you forgot to make your lunch now. Your options
are twenty dollars here, thirty dollars here, or five dollars
at the brothole.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
I've got another idea that's food related as well. It's
called car pie and it's a drive through pie place. Brilliant.
So there is no drive through there was Georgie Pie
back in the day. There's no drive through pie place. Yeah,
So it's essentially a lot you just need to You
don't need to you bake the pies somewhere else, at
a bakery somewhere. Yeah. But then the car Pie you

(39:42):
just drive through. You don't need to get out of
your car, You pay your money, you grab your pies,
and then you keep going. It's for tradees, it's for
people on the move.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Could I could I need to park? Expound upon that.
It is a brilliant idea. As a bonus service, you
should have a car park where you can park and
eat your pie in the car park for the dining experience.
So there's no actual building, you just eat it in
your car, but in the car park and have those
vacuums that they have at the petrol stations so you
can vacuum up all the prums afterwards on your Mirry way.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
You want, you just set a giant vacuum underneath you
up as you're going.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Quick question for you the Jerry, are you spelling car
pi K C A R hyphen p I E And
what are you going to do when people accuse you
of cultural appropriate car pie?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Well? I assumed that was the play.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Yeah, exactly, it's going to go down mat.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
I've got Manaia on the side. I'll be fine. Nice
one of the Angel investors.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Did you think that was racist?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
As that was?

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Someone will find it? When I asked, someone will.

Speaker 9 (40:48):
Jerry and the Night, the Archy, Breakfast, the hold Achy Breakfast,
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Speaker 1 (41:00):
On the line we've got the Voice of Snow Sport
and New Zealand something for the mums Italy. It's oh man,
I'm just looking at the wind. I'm coming down to
the South Island next week and I see I see
I see rain, I see rain, I see snow, I
see everything.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Is total destruction down here at the moment, across actually
across both islands. I've been looking for a name for
this cyclone. I had a couple from I was talking
to a crew at ski resorts, and most of the
names that came back can't be broadcast on radio.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
But someone did come.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Up with Nigel the Northwesterly, and he's got terrible for
play etiquet. He's coming really hot and then he's left
us cold in terms of actual in terms of snow,
though it's brilliant, there was, it has been tempestuous. There

(41:59):
were yesterday Mount Hut won the wind contest one hundred
and ninety eight kilometers an hour on their ridge up
at two thousand meters, So what snow was left up
there yesterday, I'm not sure. But this morning woken up
it's been torrential rain down at lake level, but there
is snow back on all of the peaks. So the

(42:19):
rains it rained to the top yesterday, but there's snow
backing now and the next week looks outrageous like spring
is dead. Winter is like it's as unpredictable and volatile
as a kind of Caplin Jenna. Only fans it's outrageous.

(42:40):
I had no idea what's going on, but there's heaps
of snow and there's definitely pockets of clear sky.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Okay, Oh that's good. That's good to hear, because yeah,
I just saw system after Sustem after Sustem coming through Billets.
Looks a bit wist. It looks a little bit wist
and not enough southerly.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
I love the amateur weather man, Jerry. You've always got
hands on this.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Well, he's got three different epps and stowed on his
phone and then he's browsing five different websites every morning.
He knows exactly what's going on. So Jerry's coming down
south next week. What kind of a vinca are on
next week that they get involved in?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Well, this weekend we've got methan. What has survived the wind?
I'm not sure, but they've got the chill fest down
in the bike part. There's kind of in the in
town little rail jam street session. That'll be a decent
night out there if you want to go and see
the up and comers from all of the junior free riders.
They've got the finals up of the remarks. Red Bull

(43:38):
have got a rail jam up at Tauroha kicked off
at one pm. You can register on the website there
and Saturday. Actually, if you're looking for the North Island
snow like, the mountains are in fantastic shape now they
dodged a lot of that rain. Saturday looks like a
clear day. So you've got a rail jam happening and
some epic snow, So get down fucker upper autorrow will

(44:01):
be killing it then. But if you're in the Southern Lakes,
there is only one contest you're coming to. It is
the Mini Pipe World Championships.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
That's the Pipe World Championship. Doesn't know what you're hitting
down forward you I won't be leaving the I won't
be leaving the snow. Don't leave the snow. You said
you're hitting the pipe. They never leave it. Two skis
at the time, only one at the time.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
This this is we have like all of New Zealand
snowboarding gathers for the Minipipe World champs It's arguably the
lowest rent competition you've ever come across. But the fun
factor is through the roof. It's like if you can
imagine David Seymour on the pipe, there you go.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
That's a hell of a visual, maybe with a.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Little bit of crusher chucked him for good measure.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
So decides a dress up situation.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Full well, actually it's come full circle. It's nineties snowboarding
attire usually, but that's what all the kids wearing now anyway.
I was going to say kind of wrap around speed
dealer sonnies and baggy pants, but that's what they will
look like anyway. But you get like Zoey Sudowski synot
turns up, and then you get kind of five year
old kids in the same pipe. The pick of the

(45:15):
bunch is the Snow'sgate Race, So think Gladiator meets Death
Race two thousand and it's quite a lot of old
men like literally killing themselves, like straight lining down the
middle of the pipe. And it's like it is like
going back to the eighties when no one had any
talent and but had a really good Haco attitude guaranteed

(45:36):
broken bones. It's and all to the soundtrack of Slow
Wonika's seventh Best Metal Band, Fantastic.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
How do we reach the jury for that, because that's
that's exactly where it is to be.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
He's already signed up. I've got him down.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
Jury and the Hiarchy breakfast, Well, how did you breakfast?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Mastermind?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Yesterday's Mastermind top was Universities and Dave the Sparky from
South Hamilton invoked the Justice for Tony Clause and took
away the cash well despite the fact that he had
had no correct questions. So today we've got fifty dollars
to give away a jack pots fifty dollars every day.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
We don't ever want it.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
I do wonder about the Justice for Tony clause, and
we got the original Tony on He said, that's fair enough,
But I do wonder if there needs to be a
little protection around because you're one hundred and fifty dollars
out of pocket.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah, exactly, you've had to pay that. Oh look, I'll
be happy to change things up, do you. Someone has
suggested that you get the question that I stuff up
plus another one, so you have to at least be
on one correct if you're on zero correct all the
way through and then I stuffed the last one up.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
For example, do you have to have a point on
the board to invoke the Justice for Tony Clause? Yes,
I think that's fair because otherwise you can't call the
Captain's challenge if you've only if you haven't answered, if
you haven't fought a shot. It's like LBW if you
haven't offered a shot.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah, it's not bad. Is that how that works? It's
sort of.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Slightly confused anyway, Since Jimmy Hendrix died on this day
in nineteen seventy, Today's master on topic as famous Jimmy's
Nicola from Christich.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 7 (47:11):
Good morning Arte, Maria Nicola.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Your first concert was David Bowie.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
Yes, yes, I was only a kid and it was
amazing At Western Springs. I found it was before the
mosh pit. You just walked to the front row two
kens of coke, empty can of coke, and I still
in them so I could see them closer. Dragged my

(47:38):
sister who took me here, who's nine years older, right
up to the front and a few years ago she
said to me, do you remember Nick when he sang
to you like he actually looked at me for quite
a while and said to me, it was an amazing moment.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Was it the Glass Spider Tour or the Serious Moonlight Tour?

Speaker 7 (48:01):
Think them about your age, Jerry. It was stage.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I reckon it was a glass spider. It was long enough,
it was long.

Speaker 7 (48:10):
I went to there, and I went to the Serious
Moonlight and was right at the front of Serious Moonlight.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Neckler, it was it was long enough ago that you
could stand on too empty coke cans and they would
hold you up.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Cons today would not hold you up. So true, Nikola.
You know how this works, don't you. Forty five seconds,
will ask you five questions. You've got to get three
correct to win the prize. You can pass at any
time and we'll come back to them. Okay, I stuff
it up, Nekler. The money is yours. But does you
have to have one on the board. No, I think
that's I think maybe we'll have to chat about that

(48:43):
off here. Question one for you, Neckler, who was the
thirty ninth President of the United States and a Nobel
Peace Prize winner. Qunckler Kennedy. No, comedian Jimmy Carr has
hosted Which British comedy panel show since two thousand and five? No?

(49:08):
What country was Jimmy barnesborn in.

Speaker 7 (49:12):
Stand?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Correct? Who was the guitarist and led Zeppelin Jimmy Page Correct?
Which talk show host is older? Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 7 (49:23):
Jimmy Fallon no, who was the thirty ninth.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
President of the United States and a Nobel Peace Prize winner.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Ah, you got two, you got, you got so clared
And if we had got around to that fifth one,
you would have got it again because it was a
this or that, the thirty ninth president. One sounded hard, Nicola,
But the closing the questions, it's all famous. Jimmy's It
was Jimmy Carter who won that one.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jimmy kat.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Eight out of ten cats we were looking for. You
got the next two and then Jimmy Kimmel is older
than Jimmy.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Fallon close, Nichola, Oh no, I knew it was an
editing kit.

Speaker 7 (50:06):
Some one more for David, are we?

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Thanks Nikola, thanks for chatting, and thanks for calling. Thanks
for listening to The Hierarchy Breakfast coming up after eight o'clock. Uh,
you've got We've got Jerry's Theories coming up here. Jerry's
Theories is back.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Yeah, run for the admin of that up top. And
later on in the hour, at about eight point forty,
we're going to be joined by Caine Evans' former Warriors
player who started to gofund me to travel the world
and get on the.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
Purse, Jerry and Mini The Hiarchy Breakfast Time four.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
We give Jeremy Wilds a question.

Speaker 10 (50:41):
He has to come up with an answer and a
reason why. You have to figure out what answer he
would come up with, and a reason why. If you're closest,
you win. It's time for Jerry's theory.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
That's right, was somehow to create another segment that's ninety
percent Edmund ten percent content, and it's Jerry's theories. You
just gotta ring in and tell us what you think
Jerry thinks. The whole point of this is there is
no right or wrong answer. It's what you think Jerry
thinks is the answer.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yaha. The question today? Yes, how many sexual partners do
I think Mania's had ever? Guess who wrote this one?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (51:27):
So where do I start? Where do I start? Wherever
you want? Menia Stewart? So I'm thinking Mani Stewart's thirty four, Yes,
thirty we had to think about that. Thirty four years
you are. That's a good sign that.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Is getting old, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
You start when you at this teen age where you
don't know your age straight far? I know I can't
even tell with him the two years oh, my god,
I'm a sort of a vibe person out late forties,
is me.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
I think that's the first time that's happened to me.
I thought I was thirty five for a single.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
I'm not. Oh, that's always good. Go the year older. Yeah,
and then you're pleasantly surprised.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Well, I've been thirty six and I was about eighteen
so from growing into it.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
So thirty four years of age. But you've been in
a relationship for some time. Yeah, again, could not tell
you how long. Yeah, in fact, but I read about it.
You you met Jeff, You're partner on a bus, a
bus on a bus, and this is school the school days.
This is going way to bet on the school bus. Yeah,
so that's going way, way way back. But I'm assuming

(52:29):
that you haven't been together.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
All of that, that you haven't been faithful. I thought
you enough to say they're.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Just trying to get around that. So yeah, So I mean, oh,
and then I'm thinking a guy like you, when did
you lose Virginia Win died you where I'm thinking sort of,
I'm gonna say fifteen or sixteen, so there's probably a
few in there between fifteen or sixteen, and and sort
of twin Ish. Bear in mind, I grew up in

(53:05):
rural New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
You know, right, not a lot of people around.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Well, there's not a lot of people around, but there's
also nothing to do. Well, there's also nothing to do.
That's a right. So that's like, that's like you get
from one handtake from the other. That's right.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
I'm speaking of a gift from one hand, take from
the other. Texts important texts that do you include himself?

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Do I include no? I don't know, no, no, no, yeah,
well of course that goes without sing. Yeah, I mean
I don't do this stuff.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
But okay, sorry, I'm giving the I don't want to
give the because there's no Again, the important thing is
there is no right or wrong answer, and anyone who's
going to wait for what the actual answer is you're
going to be solowly disappointed.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Exactly eight hundred Heydaki one hundred eight seven to five.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Here is giving you an insight into his thought process.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
So how many sexual partners do I think Manaia has head.
I've written it down on a piece of paper, but
now I'm just tossing up between yeah, okay, all right,
I've written it. I've written it.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
H child to get my feelings hurt. In the next
ten minutes, stick around and give us a call.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Either way, one way or the other. I think, well,
I think the main thing to take into consideration you've
been in a committed relationship for some long time.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Jerry and Maniah the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Today's question, how many sexual partners do I think Mania
has had? Mania's loving this.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Don't call don't call over this on slanderous. You're dragging
my names with the mard. It's disrespectful to my long
suffering partner.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Manaia's thirty four. He's in a committed relationship. He has
been for some time. However, he that must have had
sexual relations with other people. I mean he's never told me,
never told me about these things, so he's never really

(55:03):
gone through account of people. So I am guessing, was
I going to come in here and what well we
talk about a lot of Yeah, Jerry's given me his
number to say other hosts, the other hosts who sat
in that seat, yep, so Shoey Wheeler. So I have

(55:24):
done some calculations based around your age thirty four, the
fact that you've been in the committed relationship for like
well over ten years, and the fact that you grew
up in Way Marti and there wasn't much to do.
It was cold in the winter. Everybody is pretty loose

(55:44):
when it comes to that sort of stuff. In my experience,
the further south you go, the looser it gets. Also,
I've done a little bit of research indicating the average
New Zealander has approximately in The average New Zealand male
has approximately thirteen point two sexual part is over their lifetime.
Troubling now, now that's over their lifetime. So yeah, right, so.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
They've got the divorced to negotiat yet percisely.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Precisely so you're only in the early stages of your life.
So I've written a number now.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Important texts coming through. This has been asked a few times,
do you include himself? No, we're rolling myself out. We're
also rolling marine mammals out. Just to answer one more text,
marine mammals will not be counted.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
No, definitely not. And so what we do here, oh
eight hundred headache. You can give us a call and
you can give us a call and tell us what
you think. I think how many sex partners? Man? I said,
Ben is the reigning champ.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
Morning Ben, more than guys.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
There you go good. As the reigning champion, you get
first DIBs at trying to work out how many sexual
partners I think Mania's had.

Speaker 11 (56:53):
Okay, all right, Well, Mania's got the gift of the gab.
He's he's really good at commentating and spinning yarns. And
you're right, he grew up in south South Canterbury and
there's not much to do in way, Maddie.

Speaker 6 (57:10):
And you know, you got and Andrews to the north
and to the south. But I mean, there's only so
much you can you can do before you're you know,
so many seeds you can spread before you're wandering into with.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Family, family territory. Yeah, who's saying that?

Speaker 11 (57:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (57:35):
I'm thinking the baker's doesn't. I'm thinking and well, he's
a South Island meat workers. I would think he'd be
pretty talented at working his meat into you know, qualified bakers.
Does Let's go thirteen.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Qualified qualified boner.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Yeah, okay, he's been text through coming in saying three
seven two, Ben saying thirteen, Jerry, would you like to
reveal the answer?

Speaker 1 (58:06):
The answer? Well, I'm thinking one hundred forty eight seventy
five I'm surprised that we haven't got more people who
are prepared to guess the I turned the phones off.
I don't want that that's happened. That what happened? I
can I Ben, You're pretty close, I've said eleven.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Well, Ben's the closest guest with that.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Well, that's right, because we've had seven What have we got? Seven? Two? Three?
Australier Gay do you include himself? Water mammals? Okay? So
eleven thirteen Ben, Ben?

Speaker 4 (58:43):
I congratulations, you remain the carryover champ.

Speaker 6 (58:47):
Im actually have this in my three events?

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Yeah, I think you can have to. I mean it's
you were too often and that is shocking accuracy. Too
off Jerry's question, of course, the actual answer of people
really want to know, I'm saving myself for merit. That
information is between man and the Lord.

Speaker 9 (59:09):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast Jerry and Midnight
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
So we were going to have Kane Evans on the line.
He's got a go fundme page at the moment that
he's running that says help MOFO send travel the world
and push the limits. Right.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
Hello, my name is Kane and I'm here to have
a crack your herd. I love life and love laughing,
taking the purse, coffee beers and great classic cats coffee. Yeah,
he los coffee. Now this is for fun, but if
it's meant to be, that, it's meant to be. I've
always wanted to travel the world and send it at
the biggest venues and shows in the world.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Obviously, dreams are free in it.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
But one can only throw their energy out there and
see what's goody, If you've read this whole thing, thank
you have a good life.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I like the way in sentences Hello, my name is Kane,
and I'm here to have a crack you heard hurt,
and then the other one. I've always wanted to travel
the world and send it. Obviously, dreams are free in it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
You will remember Cain Lillimson Caine Evans from his stint
with the with the Warriors. We famously was SimBin twice
in the same gave and I think I've seen that before.
He initially set out to raise eighteen hundred dollars for
his gofund me. Now, first of you, and I don't
know how far eighteen hundred dollars gets you like that'll

(01:00:25):
probably just get you to the next town over.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
That's not traveling the world kind of areas.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Now a podcast over in Australia. They immediately got on
board with that. The hellow Sport Boys donated. He initially
was just asking for the eighteen hundred they donated every
cent and he was like, well, hang on, there could
be something in this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Let's extend it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
And so it's been extended to five and a half
thousand Australia and a half thousand, five and a half thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Why don't he go six?

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
I don't know, let's find out what happens when he
gets there, because currently he's at four thousand, one hundred
and sixty dollars. People have donated four thousand, one hundred
and sixty dollars to help m F send it travel
the world and push the limits.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Do we get to what well, I suppose we do
on social media. We get to watch what happens when
he sends it. Yeah, that's right, that'll be interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
You wanted to ask him how his planning is going
to go for you know, you wanted to know what
his itinerary.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
I want to know the events he's going to because
he's talking about going to I wanted to send it.
The biggest venues and shows in the world, what are they?

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
And you were going to donate to him if he could,
if he could tell you war, your money is going
to go the politician fist.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
It'd be a lot. He'd be a lot to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
My issue is, I don't know how good his planning
is because we asked him to come on the show
this morning and he said yes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Sweet.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
I went to just follow up with a d M
on the old Instagram and I see he was last
act of six hours. I wonder if it was a big,
big night for for Caine.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Okay, but anyway, Caine by name, Caine by nature, Live
by the sword, dies by the sword, by the sword,
Die by the sword. I'm still willing to chip in
twenty bucks. A think he's a big unit man like
for him to send it, it's going to take a bit.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Yeah, well, that's why he needs four and a half
or five and a half grand I think I.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
See one of the people that's donated three hundred dollars,
Dylan Brown. Is that the guy that plays for the year.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Keevy's Star Dangerous Dylan Brown?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Going through to see who else is in there.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
There's a lot of anonymous, a lot of anonymous one hundreds,
a lot of anonymous fifties. Richard and Riquez is in there.
So things go Sam Wallow, who I think I played
social basketball with, Right, things go about five bucks for
Kane Evans, and he's sending it right, you know, and
he is. He's got you know, some history there, I mean,
being someone twice in the same game. That's unprecedented in

(01:02:43):
any sport. So does do you have do you have
to accept some responsibility in that situation or do you
put the money in saying Look, I'm not I'm not
responsibility for what happens here. I Look, if he gets
you're saying you Chapan one hundred bucks. Yeah, he flies
over to seget music festival and gets charged with a

(01:03:05):
chicken wing tackle and gets stood down for four weeks
from the music festival scene. Yeah, do you feel some
sort of responsibility for that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Well, if it's five thousand, five hundred dollars that he's
looking for a YouTube and five hundrey, let's just say
five hundy, Well, do you take one percent of the
charge of the charges if it's responsibility's a keiless high tackle? Yeah,
I think you would. I think you would.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Here's put an update on that page though, he says,
appreciate all you you heard. I owe all your mfs.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
He's a great New Zealander.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
All those stood us up, so you know roundabouts might
not be as well. No, I'm sure there's a bit
going on anyway. No, can't even today. But other than
that big show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Thanks very much for listening to The Hardicky Breakfast this morning.
The podcast is going to be able to live an AM.
You can find that on iHeartRadio or wherever you find
your pods.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
We've had a few more local regional councilors sent into
the conclave, so we'll go through those on the podcast.

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