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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hidarchy, breakfast, load up on landscaping with bunning straight.
One man is Solda's car, while others have cut their
careers after hearing how a South African pastor has promised
the earth is going to shake with such power from today,
I was supposed to experience the end of the world
or the raptures you may know like according to Joshua Lukela,
a religious man from South Africa, rapture is upon us.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Whether you are ready or you are not ready. The
rapture in fourteen days from now is going to take place.
There's a store home brewing right now. No human being
on this f is ready.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
For what discovered. Your one hundred percent confident.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
One hundred percent does not do it for me. I'm
a billion I began to hear in my ear the
sound of the trumpet.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
You, Joshua, He's backed himself into a corner. Has a
little bit, Joshua, because what do you do when the repture.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Doesn't come Well?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
He said that he is going to upload an apology
video to take took. Yeah pretty low stakes, Yeah, pretty
low stakes. I reckon the end of the world's coming up.
But if it's not, sorry, well.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Look the weather is quite bad today around around New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh look, if you go on to any of the
major news websites, they'll tell you the end of the world.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Is coming, Yeah, with a rapture.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
They love weather, and they love shark attacks and traffic
and traffic. Yeah, those are the holy trinity of news
reporting in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, the four the four pillars of summer reporting. Sum
are coming up. That's always a good one because it's
a bit of as a bit of a dry spell
of actual news. So the four pillars of summer broadcasting
and media are shark attacks, weather, road toll traffic.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
The four pillars.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah. So he said that fourteen days ago today, So
September twenty third and twenty fourth is when the pastor
reckoned that the rapture is coming here the God you
say that, corectly please, the raptor was coming past to
explained that God's judgment would leave the world unrecognizable, rapture
tock as well and truly taken over TikTok, with some
believers requesting that Jesus allowed them to take their dogs

(02:10):
to Heaven take a service.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
No dogs, I mean, I thought all dogs went to him.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
No, No, there's a body corp up there, and if
you want to bring pits app into Heaven, you've got
to go to the body corp.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
And it's got to be voted on a majority.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
What if I want to paint my fence? Is no
body cop?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Go to body corp?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Okay, okay, they're not heard about the body call up there?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
No, never pretty strict. Even's body corp who's running there?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, everyone knows it's a democracy, their body corps. All right,
you'll get a vote, Yeah, you'll get a vote.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
So there's that one punisher who lives on Block three
who's like your mail box doesn't fit the.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Code, not ever runs a GC who gets through the gates.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
So what do we have to do because obviously if
the rapture is coming, we have to be a bit careful.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Do we have to.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Pint? Is that going to stop it?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
If wet, that doesn't stop it? But when it comes,
you get to go to heaven.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Look I'm not going there, No, we like, we're not
going there anyway.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Who cares? You can look if there's any priests. I
know we're bigger among the Catholic, the Cama Hollocks out there.
I know the camera holocks out there are big. Yeah.
Well no, there's a lot of different but I'm just saying,
particularly with the Catholics, that the whole thing is you
can just do whatever you want and then just repent
right in the night before. Yeah. And so if there's

(03:21):
a Catholic priest out there listening to this, give us,
give us a bell. We'd love to repent just before
the rapture. If this guy's right, he might be wrong,
he could be wrong, but if he's not, I'd like
to just sort of huge my bits. The other thing
is we were talking about a month ago. You know,
over in the States, you can gamble on just about anything.
You can gamble on will there be a nuclear detonation
this year? Will there be this? Will there be that?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Will Trump sold autism?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Will Trump sold autism? I would like to bet on
is there going to be a rapture? Yes or not?
Because if there's not, you get paid out, and if
there is, the world's over anyway, nothing to lose. So
they go. The raptor is upon us. Repent this morning,
And if your cat, the priest out there, give us
about chaotics, the history of yesterday, today, tomorrow, tomorrow, for

(04:08):
the final day of twenty twenty five to twenty third
of September.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Jerry and Mania the Hodarkey Breakfast, The history.

Speaker 7 (04:15):
Of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow Temail.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Today is the twenty third of September twenty twenty five,
the last day not just of twenty twenty five, but
in the world. According to one Saturday Pasta, the rapture
coming today. So rape jam Manya this morning, on this day.
In nineteen thirty eight, a time capsule which is to
be opened in the year sixty nine three nine jes
That's a long way away was period of the world's
fear in New York City, said to be opened five

(04:40):
thousand years later.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Surely someone attempted to crack that.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh dude, some of the items that were in a
woman's hat, a man's pipe, oh and eleven hundred feet
of microfilm of books and newsreels. Is if anyone's going
to have anything to play that when they find it.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
That's like, even if they put a VHS in there,
no one's got a VHS to play.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Famously, don't doesn't film deteriorate quite badly? Yeah, I suppose
that's all they head Back in nineteen thirty eight.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
What they should do though, tack it up and digitize
it and then put it back Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Put it back in the yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Put it on a hard drive. The hard drive back
in there. I also include seeds, a wristwatch, an electric razor,
O weird pakasigis yep, as well as a letter from
Albert Einstein?

Speaker 3 (05:21):
What did the lane?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Would you put your wrist watch in there?

Speaker 4 (05:24):
I don't think people want to see that, Okay, in
the year six nine and thirty nine.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
What year do you think people want to say that?
Twenty twenty six, nineteen ninety four. The shore Shank Redemption
starring Tim Robins and Morgan Framan, is released.

Speaker 7 (05:38):
In nineteen sixty six, and the du Frame escaped from
shah Shank Prison. All they found of him was a
muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and
an old rock hammer.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
The AMINU has worn down to the nerve? Is that?

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Is it the greatest Christmas movie ever? Is it a
Christmas It's a Christmas movie?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Now? What is it? Because they play it at Christmas?

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah, it's a You know, there's certain movies they play
at Christmas every year.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
This so hard, this has always played?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Is that right, Yeah, home at the Christmas period. A
Christmas movie. It's a great movie.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Two things never happened after that day.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
He was in jail for a long time. Surely he's
spent a few Christmases.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
There, Yeah, he would have. It might be time to rewatch.
It was based on the nineteen eighty two Stephen King
novella Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption. Wasn't a box
office hit at the cinemas, It has since become one
of the most popular movies of all time, number one
film on IMDb's used to generated top two hundred and
fifty since two thousand and eight, where it surpassed The Godfather.
I'm mute to see The Godfather? Is it worth watching?

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Year? I think you'd enjoy it?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Okay, yeah, I left it. Twenty twelve Iran Iran blocks
the use of Google as a search engine. A firewall
already prevented Iranians. Iranians from accessing many Western sides years
were also unable to check their Gmail. Goddamn. Gmail and
Google were later unblocked in early October. A few weeks
later and the net excess, and Iran is still severely
restricted for a state controlled network that blocks many foreign

(06:59):
websites and social media. Your platforms also heavy monitoring, so
I can't a trip to Iran in your future anytime.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
That sound similar to most workplaces yet to be honest,
like if you don't think that workers looking at your
emails or your internet excess and you're sounding mistaken because
I used to work for a company and once a
month of porn report used to come out about who
was delving into the biggest felf.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yes, there was one sales repeels on the road and
I remember the report and the website they were accessing
was called Southern Bells. Yeah, Southern Bells was the one
that exist. What I need people out there to understand
is incognito mode just stops your browser from recording your history. Correct,
your Internet service provider can still find it, your work

(07:42):
can still find everything that your browser just won't save
it into your search history.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, and look, just make sure you're on your home
Wi Fi. Okay, Yeah as well, that help that. Yeah,
don't use data.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I know some people who run an entirely separate phone,
a burn a P phone, a burner P phone that
only is a browser installed on it and nothing else. No, simcard.
No nothing. It's on airplane mode wi Fi on just
one browser, incognito mode.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Surely just get an iPad a fan for you're using
it for, you can get a proper screen.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Maybe cover it in juriseal.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I'll tell you the name up here are born understand?
Nineteen thirty? Oh God, here it is right now. It's
the guy that's Rachel's. George Ameer, saga songwriter, pianist known
as the Genius, died in two thousand and four, only
fifty nine. Jason Alexander. It's known as George Costanza on Seinfeld.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Live It or Not?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
George? Is it at home?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Please leave a message?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Jatta beep, I must be out, all right, click up
the phone. Where could I believe it?

Speaker 6 (08:51):
I'm not I'm not home?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Sixty six today George Costanza. And in nineteen forty nine
on this day, Bruce Springsteen the Boss. He is turning
seventy six.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Jeez.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
And that is the history of yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, summer
for Tuesday, the twenty third September twenty twenty five? Is it?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Jason Hoick?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
He wouldn't be able to figure all that out. Chris Keith, No,
Jerry and Mania.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
The time for your latest sports headlines thanks to expert
Olt with the bear for here.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Ow Wallabies prop Allen al Latoa believes his side can
find their way to a win over the All Blacks
of Eden Park on Saturday for the first time Mania
since nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
What first time at Eden Park since nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
He's been sidelined with a shoulder injury since the second
Test against the Lions. But ala Latoa says Australia coming
off a lost to Argentina, but they've shined resilience and
currently they lead the Rugby Championship.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Someone's a button on their keyboard just took a hiding
riding the article. Allan ala Alata playing for US League's Argentina.
I don't know how do you feel about this game?
As wow, it's tuesdays and too early to start.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, we can start thinking about it. Well, you know
the Woman's World Cup.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
It's over for the Black Ferns, so it starts to
refocus back on the Championship.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Excuse me, the Bronze middle match Delaane is on this weekend.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
No no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Bronze middle matches. Ban them. Yeah, ban bronze middle matches.
No one wants that.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
But it's at five pm this Saturday. Yeah, so it's
an unusual time because the auf L is on, starts
at four thirty, the AFL Grand Final, Optic weekend of sport.
Yeah yeah, and then there's obviously the League is on
later on that night. That's why they didn't stick to
the seven pm I don't know, two prelim files.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Oh yeah, So the Warriors game can't be moved to
accommodate for the All Backs game, but your own game's
over in Sydney can Yeah? Nice?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Thanks anyway, So that is happening. The Saturday ACC commentary
on here, on Radio Hodaki and on iHeart Radio from
the Golf Disk. The New Zealand Golf Open winner will
once again receive major bonus, this year direct entry into
the British Open Championship.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
At Royal Birkdale.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Oh yeah, So the one hundred and fifth edition of the
New Zealand Opening scheduled from February twenty sixth to March
the first. I wonder if we'll see a return to
the tea box of Jeremy Wells after he came last
a couple years ago.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
He was telling us about it because he's still got
the jersey that he wore when he played that.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, and he.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Whirs, did he've been down there? I've gotta be honest,
it's quite intimidating pulling up to the tea box and
standing next to a guy in New Zealand open jersey.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
And then you see him stiffly tea off.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
And you get hook on into a bush yep one
of us.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
And from the vaguely sports desk, the pop star Harry
Styles has crushed the Berlin Marathon in under three hours,
a personal best time of two hours, fifty nine minutes
and thirteen seconds.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah, there's this sport.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
It's vaguely sports sport related sport.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
It's actually probably more one for wells because he's got
a massive wide on for Harry Styles.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
I think he'd like to be reincarnated as Harry Styles.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
I think, yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
It's the second time in just over six months the
One Direction has run a marathon, after completing the Tokyo
Marathon in March, where he completed it in three hours
and twenty four minutes. So he did pretty well The
winner was Kenya Sembastian Sway with a time of two
hours and two minutes.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Everything I know about Harry Styles, I know against my will.
I did not want to know any of that about
I can't get more the jury, so I don't here.
I don't care. Come up next, what happens Elaine? That
they're masculated?

Speaker 6 (12:26):
Amysterday, Jury in the Night, the hold Ikey Breakfast Lane.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
You your masculinity's been under attack from from all fronts lately.
There was the man who stayed at your house and
sharpened your knives. Another man came around and stored your TV,
mounted it on the wall while looking at me, while
looking new square in the eye. Yeah, and yesterday you
had another one. I mean, this one's entirely your own doing.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah it is. This is like anyone who's got any sons,
or if you are a son.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
There is several key moments within your life, in your
relationship with your father, and.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
There's there's like several there's several checkpoints.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
There's several checkpoints, and it usually goes kind of physical
and then it goes to mental and then you know, emotional.
There's there's several checkpoints along the way. Usually a skill
based one as well.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, Jerry just had one the other day where he's
realized that he needs to turn to his son for
technical advice. Yes, so if the TV's not working, if
he can't work his laptop, that kind of stuff, he
now has to ask his son to help him.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Yeah, that's the usual one that usually goes firstus. The
physical one. That's when you first challenge your father to
some sort of physical.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Encounter, you always go to earl. Yeah, I went too early.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
I went at the age of thirteen and my dad
hip dropped me and about cracked my ribs and I
squirlled and cried.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Like a baby in front of all my mates.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
But then a few years later here I was super
cool a few years later.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Where it almost becomes an unspoken after that because you
get bigger and you go like I could actually fold
you anyway. It's something that the first ones come across
my desk and it surprised me. And doing breakfast is
quite because I get the afternoons free. So I played
golf with my thirteen year old yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
He beat me. Oh no, yeah, he beat me.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
But we're so hold on. So for people that don't
play golf, there is a handicap system. Did he beat you?

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Beat me off the stack? Yeah, he just beat me.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
He just hit the ball fewer times than you did.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
He hit the ball further, he hit the four better,
and he also had a little shit eating grin on
his face when he was paleing out the scores. He
birdied the last hole to beat me. I bogied it
and and it's kind of one of those things that
took me a while. I was like, okay, and I
had to be had to be the bigger man. I
was like, congratulations, well done, and you beat me.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Now come and watch your father drink six beers in
the club room.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Correct, And now you think you're a big man? Drive
me home at the age of feind.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
You want to be the big man, did you? Because
the other day he came home and told you a
score that you were like, there's no way he's shot that. Yeah,
And I think that's sort of what prompted the round
of golf.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
I need to I need to go and witness this,
absolutely full of it.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
But so that's one checkpoint down the scale based checkpoint.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Can I just say, for a thirteen year old boy, though,
were you were you verifying his scores as he went around.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Admittedly there was a couple of times an five, because
I'm pretty sure you three pointed and.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I just watched you hit that straight in the middle
of a tree. Yeah, and you're now here for par
are you?

Speaker 8 (15:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:25):
And then you know there was a Mulligan as well
in there. Admittedly, Yeah, you're okay with Mulley. So the
physical I think the physical checkpoint is next. He's taller
than me already, but I think I've got him for
a little bit on that one.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Did I wrestler and nearly snap his rest the other day?
So yeah, I he knows what his place is at
the moment.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
This is the thing line, You're going to need to
perform some sort of feet of physical strength in front
of your family to reclaim your masculinity.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Well, what do you think that should be?

Speaker 9 (15:53):
Like?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Six on three four three? I hope you hip dropped him.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Correct and.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Gave him a hiding scull a bunch of air in
the backyard and then put in a retaining wall. Okay,
as your penance.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
Jerrydman nine the hot I keep breakfast and it's.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Time Lane to get on the paperwork. We flicked through
the New Zealand Herald, so you don't have to a
campaign that I know that the people could fuck at
the New zealandher absolutely hate slash their sales in half.
I'm going to flick to page A six to find
a subject that is near and dear to everyone in
this room's heart. Suburb locked and row over. Who's to

(16:31):
blame for speed humps in a new Auckland development. So
the developer is built of the houses out there is
furious because obviously they've developed the suburb. They're now trying
to sell them. And Auckland Transports come in and put
a billion speed bumps in there and it's driving people insane.
This is something near and dear to our hearts because
the parking building we have here has Zoe counted them

(16:54):
the other day somewhere somewhere in the region of fifteen
to sixteen speed bumps between the front door and where
you actually park your car, all inside the building.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Do you think it's big ash felt or big concrete
behind these speed bumps, because had a lot of concrete
goes into it.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
A hell of a lot of concrete. Yeah, I think
it is.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Well.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Rutter's got the theory about the politicians. They run on,
we're gonna put the speed bumps into slow run down,
and then the next guy runs on, I'm gonna take
all the speed bumps out, and then it's just this.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
It's big. It's big concrete.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
And growing up in the Tron in Hamilton obviously huge
bogan boy racer population. And there was controversy in my
local street because speed bumps got installed because they were
sick of boy races around and so it was the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Who actually lobbied to have the speed bumps.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
And in revenge, the boy racers would then lean on
their horn every time they went over a speed bump,
so all night, here's.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
All night. So there he goes. You can seek your revenge,
but it is damaging for the local residence.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
It used to be when I was younger, was like
a thing. If you had a cool car, you had
to drive over the speed bump on an angle, you know,
because the car would be so lowered that you have
to go over on an angle so that you didn't
scrape the bottom of it. And then people with a
car that didn't need to do that would be doing
it just to look cool.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
I've seen a vintage Ferrari in a small suburb get
bally out on a kin a speed bump?

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 5 (18:24):
If we started having like supercar events going through Auckland City,
they start putting speed bumps in too. I don't know,
to slow them down a little bit and then yeah, yeah,
or maybe if we get if one race he will
get some speed bumps.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Oh, I think you need a speed bump.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
It's what it's. I don't know how to work this,
But what do they actually do? Is anyone driving that
fast that a speed bumps really helping that much? You
know what I mean? Or do they just destroy the
shocks on my Suzuki Swift and destroy the undercarriage because
one of them is way too big? So now when
I go to do my wif I'm gonna get all
new struts, I never want to pay spend a seat

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on the piece of shit car. That's why I've still
got it. But all of a sudden I got going
to get new bloody shocks on the front of it. Suspek, okay,
play the bloody song. You're like this? This was cheer
you a bitter and I'm speaking of buggered cars. After

(19:21):
seven o'clock, we're going to get to your DIY car
repair fails. I know we've both got a few lanes.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
Jerry and the night the hold I keey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Coming up after seven o'clock, we're going to get into
your DIY car fails. But before then, Lane, you were
talking about your son beating you at golf yesterday the latest,
and a little littery of threats to your masculinity correct,
and you were asking for help out there on three
and four through what could what could you do to
reclaim a bit.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Of Yeah, I need to show them. I need to
show them who's in charge.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, that's right. There's a couple of ticks on that subject.
The first one reads, I thought the first sign of
lanes of masculation was getting that WOSU kervoodle.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
He lead chew me out of this. It needs collateral damage.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
On that note, any tips on getting them to dump outside,
I'm struggling with my woosey dog. Any tips for getting
them to dump outsidn't they force them?

Speaker 9 (20:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, physical violence, but I'm taking for a walk, Jesus christis.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
And another one here on three four oh three, potentially
how you could reclaim your masculinity. Challenge your son to
a yardy and then punch a goat.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Okay, do I have to bring the goat in to
get a goat and just in my backyard, punch a yardy,
then punch the goat.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, I think that's okay, it's doable, Shirtless, watch up
and down a tree at the next and then another
text through about something you could do with this, Mum,
I wouldn't recommend that, Mum. Look, man, played how you
want coming up up to seven o'clock. It's the cheese
that chicken, the big brown slim down. I've got some
positive news, yeah, yeah, and I've got a really unethical

(20:52):
weight loss heck to share with the seven Jerry.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
And Midnight The hold Ikey Breakfast Jerry in Midnight they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
This morning, Lane, we wanted to talk about DIY car fails.
I feel like I feel like everyone in New Zealand
in particular has a history with trying to fix some
things on the car by themselves.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Well, you always think you can.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, you always back yourself because you go.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
To the mechanics and yeah, that guy can do it.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
This guy's fleecing me. You're trying to fleece me.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Yeah, and look, I mean, come on, I could do
a bit of job and that surely, how does it?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
When I was at university, I was trying to drive
me and my mates out of Dunedin and my car
had sat outside and what I think was probably a
two month frost that never thought and I hadn't really
driven it a whore frost and I couldn't afford gaess,
so I just didn't drive it anywhere, so it's set
dormant for two months. And then I tried to drive

(21:44):
about five hundred kilos worth of flatmates out of Dunedin,
which is quite a steep hill to get out of.
Massive bang underneath the hood, and then the whole Twitter
grola just rolled back down the hill and I had
to roll backwards with no power, steerings gone on, everything's gone,
and then roll it back underneath the thing. Anyway, it

(22:04):
was the radiator. It exploded. Oh, and the guy told
me it's actually not that hard to replace the radiator.
If you go to pick apart, you'll be able to
get a radiator. It's one hose, it's like full screws.
You can do it yourself. And I did.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
How it work get out.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, I gotta be honest, it sounds way more intense
than it actually is. But you can replace the radiator
by yourself pretty quick, pretty easily.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
I used to drive a nineteen ninety Suzuki Jimney and
it was a burgundy color, the little two door one
with a real kind of low narrow wheel mating, so
basically you could go around a corner you're up on
two wheels, no matter what speed you're going. And I
was driving that and all of a sudden, the acceleration
suddenly just disappeared, and I was pushing the accelerator and

(22:47):
nothing was happening. And then I heard a clunk, and
I looked down and the whole accelerator pedal had rusted
from the floor of the and all that was left
was a little wire hanging out. And I was like, Ah,
hard can it be to try and put jimmy this
back together.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Tight tissue laces?

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Quite hard, apparently, But I did manage to.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Tie a rope to it, so I would drive the
gymney by pulling the rope that's the accelerator, and then doing.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
The clutch to the clutch and the.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Novely rope worthy but did the trick go ye around?

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah, another time I made of mine and I were
trying to drive to Amru to get to a party,
and we must have wanted to be there so bad
because his car took two people to operate because there
were floods at the time, and as the water got
over the bonnet of the car, the de mister the
water would get brought in and they just started squirting

(23:37):
out of the dashboard at us. On top of that,
the windscreen wiper didn't work like it just went once,
and so you had to sit there and manually crank
the windscreen wiper stick and then turned the aircon off
so that when you went through the water it wasn't
squirting water in your face. So the two of us
manned this wacky races thing all the way down there

(23:58):
and then on the way back with by milk bottels
and cut them in half to bail the water out
of out of the bottom of the car.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
I think it's almost a car failed because I remember
my windscreen wipers giving out the ghost on the motorway
once and it was pouring with rain. Only option was
to wind the window down and do the full dog situation.
So I hung my I hung my head out the
window while I was driving along the motorway and within
two minutes got pulled over by the police and pulled
over and.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
He goes, what the hell are you doing? And I'm like,
winsky wipers broken?

Speaker 1 (24:26):
What else am I supposed to do?

Speaker 4 (24:27):
I'm trying to I'm trying to get to an off ramp.
And he goes, oh, okay, so is that why your
head you hit out the window? Is it? But he
understood my plight and he escorted me off the motorway
to the nearest petrol station so I could try and
fix my windscreen wipers.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
And look, did you put some new winscreen wipers on?

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Stopped raining, and he left and I went home.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
I'll get to touch three four three hour, eight hundred, Haiducky.
This is something I know everyrun's experienced. We put it
in the conclave last night, the Hidaky Breakfast private Facebook page.
There's a few in there. I would be luck you
can touch give us a text. Took it as a call.
I had one hundred haducky, your DIY car repair fails
up next Jerry and the hot Ikey Breakfast talking diway

(25:08):
car fails and we got into the conclave last night.
We've got a bunch that have come through there. Feel
free to give us a text or give us a call. Rudy,
you have tried to change your oil a couple of times,
isn't you? Well, you have changed oil.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
I've successfully changed a few times. One of the early
ones was I didn't realize that you're not supposed to
just use that full four or five liters of motor oil,
and I filled I filled up the engine. Absolute moron.
But luckily my brother in law spotted it only about
one hundred meters down the road and he knew exactly
what I'd done, so we managed to drain that out.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
What happened, it was overflowing.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
How I was smoking, really started smoking.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
You didn't fill it right up. I was like, yeah, yeah,
that's what you're supposed to do, right No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
I think the oils are scammed because I've owned this
Suzuki Swift for about four or five years, and in
that time it's never once had a dipstick, and it's
also never run out of oil. It didn't turn on yesterday, sir.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
But I had a problem with the Suzuki Swift. Actually,
my wife's one. I think it might have been the
last time I changed oil. I changed her gear oil,
her automatic gearbox oil instead of the motor oil.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
So I put motor oil.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Into where the automatic gearbox goes, and that didn't That
didn't go so well. I then had to redrain that
and then get it checked out by mechanics.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
So that was well worth it.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Here's someone else's oil change fail there for you, router.
Did an oil change in my old exy Falcon. You
took it for a test drive around pok a Coy
and on the way back, so share, someone's leaking a
lot of.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Oil until I followed the oil slick home and up
my own driveway.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Big Sandy's gone into the conclave the hood Acky Breakfast
private Facebook page. She had a similar situation to do.
Like yes, So the throttle cable snapped off the accelerator
on my partner's debts in twelve hundred station wagon coming
down the mountain. So he got the lace out of
his snowboard boot and tied it to the carve and
threated it under the bonnet and through the car window.
So you said to pull on to get acceleration. Lasted

(27:00):
a week until parts got sent to Wanaka a week.
Jesus man, how would you go on a manual doing that?
Because you're working the gears with one hand and pulling
the well.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
At one stage when I snapped, when the when the accelerator,
whole accelerator shaft and pedal rusted off my Suzuki Jimney,
I didn't immediately tie on the lace or tie on
the string. I actually bent down under the steering wheel
and pulled it with my hand and had and I
had to do the clutch and the break with my
hands and my mate who was in the passenger seat

(27:32):
steering wheel and the gears.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
So I go, yeah, we made it. I made it home.
But it was it was touch and go.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Wow, we've got another one through here, turbo on a
Honda to make it power. They're racing your mate. Then
you see a highway chopping what racing your mate? You
see on the highway chopping down and get to boost
it up heading first and set of three blowing up
the motor. That's just bad. I don't know if that

(27:59):
was a spe or drive it DIY car fail for you.
One of the car parts guys from a car dealership
in two thousand and eight decided to mod as crappy Hindracord.
He made a DIY hydrogen fuel system that didn't work
that consisted of jam jars and the boot and a
garden hose that exploded and blew upon it and cleaned
off the car. Car fail for you. My mate brought

(28:23):
a cheap oye with a leaky engine that had recently
had a new head put on in a mechanic. We
pulled the engine out and redid the seals on it
and put it tad core. That is hardcore, only to
have it leak even more. Pulled it back out after
closing inspiction found five missing bolts from the head to
the front casing of the engine, so had to redo
all our work.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
That seems like someone who knows what they're doing. Yeah,
I wouldn't even know where to find the head.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
No, and one last text here on three four eight three.
I played first fifteen rugby against Lane a couple of times. Overrated.
I never rated myself.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
How can it be overrated? I snapped you in half
your piece.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Here's the Arctic marks. I'll run it at you straight now.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
We're just recounting holes and tires and sleeping in cars
at high school parties. But Lane, something's hit. I know
it's hit your algorithm. Yes, you've shared it with me.
It's now hit my algorithm because it was a year
ago that you and I went over to the Octoberfest.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Yeah, with export Ultra because fund enough, Oktoberfest doesn't have
happen in October conception, Yeah, Beerfest and Munich it's the
last two weeks of September, in the first week of October,
but it's called Octoberfest.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
But I started over the weekend of it.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah, it did.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
And I don't know, it's just in my algorithm. But
you just get hit with the cracking of the first keg.
And there's several kind of real big hits you can get,
like the hot bear waitresses carrying about fifteen liters of beer.
You get, the different rides, the spinny wheel thing, you get,
the sweet Caroline's. The bear Fest in Munich is one

(30:01):
of the greatest festivals you will ever go to. Hands down,
those of you have been, they'll be like, you'll be
not in going.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Yeah, he's right there. It's one of the greats.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
And the other people will be like, is it just
beer Vana just with a bunch of lizards. That's stinky
lizards farting and drinking craft beer is definitely not. Everyone's
dressed up in costume. You're in your the women are
in their doodles, the dudes are in their leader hoo's
and looking ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah. Well that's that's the beautiful part about it, because
when you describe it to a ki, we we just think, oh,
there must be a lot of fights and like people
throwing up every where. It's like no, no, no, it's one.
It's very hard to start a fight in a leader host, Yes,
because you look, the dudes look stupid, the woman look great.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
No one's hands and a leader that's the that's.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
The perfect situation for a good good knees up. Yeah
and yeah, I don't know. It must have happened, but
I didn't see anyone getting sloppy thrown up, and I
don't see any fights anything like that.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
I did see one guy order a whole chicken at
the chicken stand and as they gave him the chicken,
he just keeled over backwards. Bunk and his mates just
picked him up, brushed him off, and he went and
it was good to go, and he was good to go.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, we can't be far away from the next Export
Ultra beer gud.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yeah, well, going off to the biggest beer garden ever.
And there's Texas in Austin, Texas and we're leaving in
three weeks time actually with some great New Zealanders and
Export Ultra to get over there, and it just how
happens to be over there at the same time and
I Austin City Limits.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
It's just like when we went over to the Rugby
World Cup but didn't go to a single.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Game, correct, But we will be going to Austin City
Limits with Export Ultra. But we've got a pretty exciting
trip announcement to make over summer as well, which is
going to one of the biggest sporting events in the world.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
But but is it a sport that is a textas
on three four o three. Apparently Drake was at the
BFES this week.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Oh yeah, they love getting celebrities in there. Last year,
Arnold Schutzen nigger.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
He's going to need you to pronounce the e a
little bit harder. He did.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
He did the final pint scull of the Stein skull
of the Berfist.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I saw a lot of stein sculls, and there were
rule apparently you weren't allowed to do it, or you
were only allowed to do it if you'd finish it.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Is that what they're Yeah, you can't. You can't be
mucking around halfway.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
So if you stand up and have a crack and
you fail at it, yeah, then you get kicked out
because what.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Happens is you get up on the table. Berfist, you
get up on the table. You're allowed to dance on
the tables and the chairs.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
It's already a courage too.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
If you stand up on the top of the table
and you raise your arm in the air with a
full stein, everyone stops and goes. And then if you
have to finish, and if you don't, you just.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Get marched out of the place.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Oh, brilliant memories. I can't remember a single thing from
that whole the whole trip.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
I remember, remember the snuff, Remember the snuff they used
to hand they hang out. It looks especially like cocaine.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah. What it actually is though, is basically dried toothpaste.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yes it is, and it just goes.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
It doesn't even have caffeine at it. Nah, But I'll
tell you what it really sit off some alarm bells
back here, you guys waiting here for that the legal department.
Here it is in me when those videos and photos
lost the play, I'm gonna be honest. When I saw
the videos the next morning, I was like, yeah, we
could probably make those.

Speaker 6 (33:11):
Jerry and Midnight the hold I Key Breakfast Luckys.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Biggest Lose segment that's running under about five different names
by this point. But this is a bit of a
weight loss challenge to see yourself at the start of
the year weight down, and I was one hundred and
twelve point one ks and I was like, oh boy boy.
And every year for the last probably i would say

(33:37):
eight years, my New Year's resolution had been to get
under one hundred kilos. Yes, So I was like, all right,
I'll do it. And Jerry thought, you know what, what's
the best way I can help him? Relentlessly bother him
about his way on dout in front of him like that.
He's good, like good. Yeah, he started calling me a
pois a person of size.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Interesting. I always sawt po is for something else, piece
of ship.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
I think that's what he was going for. Yeah, apparently
a person of size as the code word that they
use between flight attendants for when there may be an
extender required. We've got a POS up the front, person
of size up the front who may require the extra belt. Yeah,
the extra belt. So the first couple of kilos came

(34:17):
off very quickly within her magic ground, whereby we instituted
at Ahui Moratorium cease fire time. And then about probably
six weeks ago, I had a plateau. And this happens.
I think in every weight loss journey, the first lot
comes off and then you just had a plateau. I'll
be honest, I was decking around for a few weeks.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yep, really really, we're respecting him.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
No, I wasn't. I was really really mucking about. But
then for the last month I would say, I've been
really locked down and the weight still wouldn't budge, and
that was really starting to annoy me until over the
weekend I had a breakthrough. And mind you, we decided
in the last few weeks that we're no longer taking
the weight on the day that we're doing the segment.
We're taking the lowest weight over the last week because

(35:01):
it fluctuates so randomly, and the it does you laugh,
but wait until you hear this. So on Sunday morning,
after being over served.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
At a bao and irresponsibly having a having a technicolored
yodel on the way home.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, I weighed myself with a full empty stomach. It
entirely dehydrated at one hundred and three point seven key levels.
Last week I was one oh six flat.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Okay, I've got I've got a few issues with this one. Okay,
it is verging on bolimia again, do not follow this advice,
for you've drank yourself into oblivion. Yeah, you've been thrown
out of an uber, You've emptied yourself somewhere in public,
You've evacuated all bodily fluids, all bodily solids, by the

(35:53):
sounds of it, and then you looked a good few
kilometers alone. And now you're claiming that's your that's your
lowest weight so far.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Are you saying that it's not my lowest weight so far?
I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
I don't know it can be done that way.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I can. I think what I've demonstrated here is it
definitely can.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
So are you going to keep this regime up?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
God, no, that completely unrepeatable. But and the problem I've
got is next week I'm not going to be able
to hit that same weight again. I was one O
five point four when I woke up this morning.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Okay, so this is a mom special swee ship on
an astras next to this one.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, I special. But I will also say that with
everything out of my system, I do weigh one hundred
and three points actually, so I took a photo of
that and I sent it into the group chat, and
but I actually weighed myself later on that morning, after
a bit a movement, if you will. Yeah, one O
three point three. So I think my actual body weight
is at one O three point three. Now since then,

(36:46):
I've rehydrated and I'm back up to one O five
point four. So again, do not follow any of that advice.
But a big breakthrough for the big well.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Well done you obviously you deserve it.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
And I think that you know, for any budding UFC
fighters out there who are struggling to make weight and
they've got a big fight coming up, go.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
To a b way out or a way symptoms is
please see you do.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
Jerry and Midnight, The Archy Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight, The Hodarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
The Hodarchy Breakfast, Mastermind. Yesterday's Mastermind topic was Jeremy Wells,
but Stephan the crane operator from Auckland couldn't take away
the prize, which means we've got one hundred dollars today
to give away at Jack. What's fifty dollars every day?
We don't have a winner. And since today it's the
boss's birthday Bruce Springsteen seventy six, Today today's Mastermind topic
is born in the USA? Andy from Auckland. Were you

(37:39):
born in the USA?

Speaker 4 (37:42):
No, mate, Cross, Yes.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Well you've lost and nah, Andy, I see you are
an IT salesman.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
I am.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I've got it your salesmaning AOI would you believe?

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Oh yeah, you're taking over coming for our job, coming
for everyone, not for you, guys. No, sweet perfect, That's
exactly what we wanted to hear. Shall we get into
it just quickly?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
I understand Andy, you've got a couple of assist me
straight impressions. What do you got?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
You asked for a party tree, I said, well that's
all I've got.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Okay, who you got, Oscar the Grouch?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
I can do an average bird, but I can do
a great Ernie.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Okay, go on, Ernie, go for it.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
It's under pressure.

Speaker 10 (38:31):
What what are you doing, Ernie?

Speaker 5 (38:34):
Just please my Robert Dookie, Robber Dookie, you're able one.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Great stuff ed all right by. If you're sold and
you're gonna have forty five sigonds, we'll ask you five questions.
Get three right to win the prize if you're gonna
pass past quickly and we'll come back to them if
we have time. If we screw it up, you win.
It's justice for Tony Clause. You're ready to get into it.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Let's go boys. Okay? What US state was Barack Obama
born in?

Speaker 8 (39:07):
No idea?

Speaker 3 (39:08):
What was what was Elvis Presley's middle name?

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Past? Which American artists had the highest grossing music tour ever?

Speaker 3 (39:18):
She's a wounder, Taylor Swift? Correct?

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Which US president said, ask not what your country can
do for you, ask what you can do for your country?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
No? What was Mohammad Ali's birth name?

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Correct? What US state was Barack Obama born in? What
you state?

Speaker 3 (39:43):
What was Elvis Presley's middle name? Ah?

Speaker 4 (39:49):
It was Hawaii the state It wasn't Honolulu, and you
would have taken it, Andy, oh boy.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
And it was John F.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Kennedy who said, not what your country can do for you,
but what you can do for your country.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Sorry about that. Alan was Prisly's middle name.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
As mystery, I can't believe you didn't the answers me
GPS that one bad luck Andy.

Speaker 6 (40:14):
All right, kids with Jerry and Mini for the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
It is time for your lame claims to fame. Get
them through on three four A three. I'll give us
a call eight hundred Hodaki Lane. You were just talking
before eight o'clock about the time on seventies night when
you were dressed up as Rambo, the mascot for the
Canterbury Rams and your gold medallion got stuck in the
net after a sick dunk yep. It was one of
your lame claims to fame.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Well it was as a fame. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
I almost died in front of you know, five thousand
people down there, people watching the Canavary Rams as I
hung from the net from a medallion, but holding on
for dear life pretty much.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
You must have a couple of cricket related ones.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
Yeah, there's I have had a couple of runnings with
not a run ins, but just unfortunate social dellion with
Chris Gale won over in the i PL after the
IPL final and I had my arm around him tell
him how much I loved him, and he was ill,
get cool, that's cool. And I woke up in the
morning just with howling demons about what I what I'd

(41:15):
said and done to Chris Gail.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
And then and then there was the one earlier this year, yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Where he was dejaying down in christ Church at the
pre party and he was he was getting amongst it,
and there was a lot of a lot of people
getting down on the dance floor, and he decided it
was a good time to encourage people on the dance
floor to get damn deddies up. But I realized that
it was directed more at females, so I got mine

(41:41):
out and he went, get down.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
It not your daddy's, not your daddy's.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
So I had a couple of brushes with Chris Gale,
pretty lame, get your lame clothes to fame for on
three four it through.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Give us a call, I hade hundred hodak, you would
love to hear from you. Kelly Slater was surfing down
at my local, so I boosted down after work for
an autograph. Lame Part one. I had the battle of
bunch of ten year olds in my high Versi and
bloodstones to get a back.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Phil Rudder, the former drummer for ACDC, was my neighbor. Jesus,
that would have been a hell of a neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah. He took me for rider and his.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Ferrari at two hundred kilometers an hour. Said, don't worry, mate,
it's got if one breaks window down and siggy ash
blowing everywhere, fuck my lung.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Clinds of fame as my wife's cousin. My wife was
cousins with rugby player Brad Shields. She initially told me
that she was related to the captain of the Hurricanes.
I was gutted when I found out she wasn't talking
about the wounding mascot with the massive head.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
That was a good one. I met some Edmundhillary.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
It's Scott Bass during the fiftieth anniversary of Scott Base.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
That's not that lame, that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
I've told you, I've shared the story a million times before.
But my stepmother she was a chef and she cooked
for Edmundhillary. He came in one day and she said,
can I take the food out to him? She took
a five dollar note out with her and got it
signed by Edmund Hiller and she went home. She lifted
on the coffee table. The next morning, she gets up
and she says to her mom, Oh, mom, have you
sent that five dollars? I don't want to show you something,

(43:08):
And she goes, I was the one on the coffee table. Yeah, yeah,
at that in the Pokes last night, Ah, someone's rolling
around for the signed Edmund Hillary five dollar note, which
would have been worth way more.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Used to live in Australia.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
The neighbor behind me was the original Purple Wiggle You
go meet the Wiggles.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
That's Jeff, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Isn't that Jeff.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
He used to mow with his right on while wearing
a beaten up Purple Wiggles.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Shit. I walked past Norm from Cheers at an odi
at eden Park in nineteen eighty eight between New Zealand
and England. No, that's not even lame.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
That's not lame. That's incredible. He was He was watching
a one day at Edton Park from Cheers.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, late eighties Cheers was huge there.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
There's no way he would have got away without acting.
That's someone who just looked like normal.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
My brother went to school with Jeff Wilson used to
get pissed up and play on my drunk to a.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Bet.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
He would have had a great rhythm as well.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Good at everything.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
I keep the text coming through three four, eight through
and give us a call. Oh eight hundred Hadaki's Jimmy
World the Middle. We're going to be back with a
few more lame claims to fame after this, Jerry and
Midnight they breakfast doing some offair research about one that
came through before. Yeah, Norm from Cheers.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Yeah, Norm from Cheers was actually in New Zealand filming
a movie with Timmy and Morrison in nineteen eighty eight, so.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
He could have been there.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
He could have well been at the at Eton Park,
New Zealand's England od I.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
He would have been so confused because Americans look at
cricket like what the funniest was this?

Speaker 1 (44:38):
The funniest part of them is the run up. Yeah,
because they pitched from the mountain. They're standing stills.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
They're like, oh my god, this guy's and they come
in and do a full windmill, like why they win milling?
I got one here. I used to mow lawns for
Nick from Shortened Streets mum, that's pre Laane and she
once gave me a nice jar of jam.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Oh delightful. I feel like Nick loom Large over the
late night his early two thousand.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
He was such a sloppy rig was in the old neck.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Really, how do you pull Waverley.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
On the line?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Good morning? What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 9 (45:10):
When I was little, I was in a line to
meet more like the puppet from TV, and I cried
the whole way there?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Did you manage to get your photo with Mo? I
don't know?

Speaker 9 (45:21):
Did?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
I'm mon?

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Welcome?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Well man, I don't even think that's a lame claim
to fan. It's a great claim to fame coming from him.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Moss Mo Mo's he looks I see.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
He looks like a kind of a same street character
on p in the.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
And the Coramandle on top of Mount Moyjo lives a
three months a by the name of Moretty much thanks
very much to that cool. Let's rather dice and go
to line one. Good morning? Who are we talking to?
Trudy Trody? What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 8 (45:59):
Two years ago my husband and I were in Auckland
and been to Auckland very much so I was always
looking out for, you know, stars, and we walked them
along and Craig, my husband, said, oh look these Currie
Wouldham and I was like, oh my god, oh my god,
it is it really is. So we're walking towards there

(46:20):
and she looked at me and I said, oh my god, Currie,
it's so good to see you. We must catch up.
I didn't know who I was and she was like, yeah, yeah.
We shared and look, I bid you go. I'm in
a bit of a hurry see later. And I seen you.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Did you end up catching up with Curre no.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Walking?

Speaker 8 (46:39):
And my husband said, what the if?

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Was there?

Speaker 4 (46:43):
She's a great news Yonder kid, She's a great news yonder.
She would have she wouldn't have known you.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Well we see around the building of it. Trody will
ask her if she remembers you and with the if
she still came to catch up. Thanks for the call,
Trudy's coming through three four eight three that lame closed
to fave. I was a year behind chain To Laney
at Tamuru Boys, had a few classes with him in
form I also Brendan Chainsaw Laney judged a hacker contest

(47:08):
at my high school. Now keen. Listeners of the show
will know that I grew up in rural South Island,
so the caliber was pretty low. And I don't know
what Brendan Cheney Lane saw knew about judging it either,
and I lost because in the school at that point.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Someone here used to make coffee for Billy Slater in Melbourne,
small latte, one sugar, one sugar latte as well, but Milkie,
wouldn't you go to the flat white?

Speaker 3 (47:33):
I'd go Billy Slater's better than that.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
All right, thank you very much for all us. If
we didn't get to yours, make sure that you turn
in next Tuesday. We'll get to your lame claims to
Fame again coming up next, Gulane. There's been some allegations
about you, comes from on the tex slide. I want
to address them up.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Could be anything.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Is she had on the Hadaky Breakfast, Stay with.

Speaker 6 (47:52):
Us, Jerry and the Night the Hoarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
So many ticks coming through for the lame Claims to Fame,
but there's one that I really want to address here,
g Lane, and it's a text that reads, if Bomber
back again, Allegations of an f bomb during the Lame
Claims to fame.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
It was far was it?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Yeah, let's have a listen. We've got the audio here.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Klomme is an hour said, don't worry mate, it's got
if one breaks window down and siggy ash blowing everywhere.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
You can't believe it. You can't.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
You can't replay an F bomb and leep it unnecessario.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
It's a disgrace. What's happening to society?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Zoey had to put the beef on that. Zoe was
it a.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
I thought it was If anything, it was a soft.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Okay, well, we may have to relitigate this without the
beef on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Perhaps after the show, let's do that we.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Could play allegations of of an F one.

Speaker 10 (48:58):
Please please, coming up after the eight thirty sports headlines,
we're going to talk a little bit of motor games
because we found another piece of audio of you saying
if no, We've found another piece of audio of ANF
one driver discussing whether or not he considers himself an athlete.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Now you've you've upset the entire motorsport community for the
last six months.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Now you have banged on about the fact that this
is misleading.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Motorsport drivers are not athletes because if you can do
it on your way to work, yeah, then it's not
it's not an athlete. Yeah, But everyone else is like,
you have to you have to be an athlete to
drive a Formula one car. You've got to be fit
and you've got to be able to deal.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
With the g's.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Everyone goes on about the GE's, the gee banger.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
I have not been banging on about it. I said
it once on a podcast and I got clipped four
times and put out of the course of about a
month to make it look like, why is this guy
still going on about welcome to social media? And I
was like, I said it, what I just kept getting
churned out there. But I stand by it. And I
asked James May when he came on the show a
while ago, about whether he thought they were or not,

(50:03):
and he said probably not in the truest sense of
the word tickster on three for three, you wouldn't call
an astronaut or a fighter pilot an athlete. That's a
great point. And they deal with geez.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
I do with ges daily. I don't regard myself.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
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hold I Key Breakfast and over.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
The week in Lenda, Norris drove car Lane and afterwards
he was asked whether he considers IF one drivers to
be athletes or not.

Speaker 9 (50:34):
And you still the tea on one thing about being
an F one driver that people might be surprised by.
It's a more physical sport than what people will see
from the outside. But for anyone who's watching this inside
the car, even if they're the biggest toughest looking guy
in the world or girl, I doubt they make even
a few laps, you know, So they're much stuffer, more
physical sport than people imagine. But it's also just driving
a car, and a lot of people can do that.

(50:56):
So the two things that are probably the toughest the
next strength and then just like the endurance, we starting
a little seats and you've got all your fire proof laison.
At these temperatures, it's pretty tough.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
I don't I think he said exactly what I've been
saying this entire time. Yes, it's hard. That doesn't make
it athletic. It doesn't make you an athlete, and it
doesn't mean I hate them. I feel like I get
misconstrued when every I'm talking about this.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
I love golf, it's the tone of your voice. Man,
I don't consider it's the tone. I don't consider golfers.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
To be athletes either, and I love golf, but that's
not an athletic endevor it. Neither is driving a car.
Would you say cricketers athletes?

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yes, yeh know what? Okay? I think it's the running
to be honest as the biggest quast bowler. Yeah, definitely
you are running.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
But you're looking at David Boone, You're looking at Alan Lamb,
Shane Warn Yeah, are saying they're athletes?

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Yeah, okay, I think Shane Warners. You don't think Shane
WARN's an athlete. I'm just trying to un video. I'm
five times over the next month.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
I'm just trying to apply your logic to, you know,
people that are not not necessarily fit.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
And yeah, it's a skill based game, motor games. That's
why I don't consider it a sport. I think it's
because you've got a machine doing the thing for you.
I don't think it's that much different from eastwards. You're
setting in a seat manipulating something with your hands.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
If you put if you put a thing on that,
you know the thing that they exercise their next with
they put their head. If you put that on a
guy playing video games, is he not just doing the
exact same thing as an if one driver, Well, we
put the same Actually, someone sticks through four rounds of

(52:35):
golf walking eighteen holes over seven kilometers per per day. Yeah,
tough to do. Someone else said, us skydivers athletes. That's
a great question. Someone else said, if one drivers are athletes,
then DJ's are music. It's so true. We put the
question too. James May was on the show the other day. Now,

(52:56):
of course he's not an athlete, but he does know
a thing or two about driving. This is the moppy
hereed Top Gig former Top Gig guy.

Speaker 11 (53:05):
But the question the athlete, I don't I don't see.
To me, an athlete is someone who does running and
jumping and throwing and swimming or maybe riding a bicycle.
So they're not doing that because they're driving cars. And
driving cars to me is is a very lazy occupation.
But on the other hand, the stress is involved in
driving Formula one. I've never driven one one, but they

(53:27):
do have to be incredibly strong and very fit. Does
that make you an athlete? I mean, does going to
the gym mean you're an athlete or does it just
mean you're someone who goes to the gym. I'm not
really sure.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
See look, I think the difference between you and James
May is that James May puts his argument together in
quite an empathetic way. The tone of his voice is
quite empathetic. It's a matter of hate that comes out
of your voice. The tone of your voice around made
of games for a start.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
It's yeah, there we go.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
No, I don't disagree with that.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Okay, well what's the issue Just your tone? Okay, all right,
sorry dad? Someone stick shot at the title.

Speaker 8 (54:08):
If I know.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Way loll Just need a millionaire mom and dad. That's
all you need. Extreme sport downhill, red bull bugers Is
that a sport? A biking years?

Speaker 4 (54:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
That that buggers you Ever raced the CARBONI? It's extremely physical.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
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