📻Jerry and G Lane - The Radio Show

This week on the Hauraki Breakfast with Manaia still away, Jerry is joined by ACC Head G Lane!

Today there was a lot of chat about G Lanes Backbush and all things Texas!

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hdache Breakfast, load up on landscaping with Bunning's trade.
It's shut up, mom, they're gone.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Come in the morning.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Fuck old.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Jermy. Welcome along to the Hierarchy Breakfast, Monday, the twentieth
of October twenty twenty five. Mania is still away in Texas.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
No, I think he may even be in Mississippi.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Now you're Memphis even. I don't know where he's gone.
He's gone full, he's gone full yank.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, he may not come back. So I actually see
here Gi Lanes in this morning morning.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Good to be here. I had a good weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Jeez.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I had an eventful weekend and involved a seventieth birthday
party in pie here might have may as well have
been in Colombia and my school fair on Sunday spring
Topia Jess made. I was high impact into that as
well post the seventieth Colombian theme party.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Really, I always feel like if you every weekend is
an eventful weekend for you. So I think if you
say it's an event for weekend, I think it must
be highly eventful.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
It's a high bar. It's a high bar.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
We'll have a lot of stories as well from when
we're over in the states. Oh yeah, including one earth
did g Lane get half of his body faked hand
but not the other half? Ran out of on dicens
Sure sure, jeez that league as well. Yesterday that was
an absolute cracker of a game.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
Oh yeah, Jerry and Mania, the Hodikey Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
The history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, mor the day.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Today's the twenty of October twenty twenty five. And on
this day in nineteen seventy seven, a plane chartered by
rock band Leonard Skider It runs out of fuel and
crashes into a wooded.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Area near Gilsburg, Mississippi.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Six people were killed, including band members Ronnie van zandt
Steve Gaines and Cassie As. They just released their fifth
studio album, Street Survivors three days earlier. The band was
flying on a thirty year old twin engine propeller plane
that charted for the tour.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
So nineteen seventy seven, it was thirty years old.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, so nineteen forty sevens just out of the back
of World War Two.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Jesus Christ. Surely they're making more money of that to
get a decent plane.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
So it ran out of fuel due to mechanical and
maintenance issues that had been known but ignored. Well, I
wonder what the maintenance issue was that the petrol cage
didn't work.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Yeah, probably right, Lowe was leaking.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Well, sure surely you'd fill it up before you left,
wouldn't you. The pilots don't know much about this crash.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
The pilot's attempted an emergency landing in a forested area,
but the aircraft clipped trees and broke apart on impact.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Well, there are a lot of trees in Mississippi.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Well, you don't want to that's not probably the wisest
place to ditch your planet into a forest.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, I think in a lot of parts of the
States it's just forests. It just goes forever, that doesn't it.
So Leonard's going to disband it after the tragedy, but
reunited a decade later. The side of the crash has
since become a memorial landmark visited by fans. Oh there
you go.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Well, these days there's so many golf courses around these
way safer areas to land, isn't it. You see all
those cessna's going to crash landing into into golf courses.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Change in America.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I think Harrison Ford crashed hares one into a golf
Yeah he did.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
You'd go a road first, wouldn't you.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, but he got cars on the road. You've only
got golfers to worry about.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
You.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
You just mince up, Jason Hoyd, is he.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah? So you ride a car, you'd go trees over
a car. But still you've got to put some gas
in the bloody plaine for going to say and seven
on this day. Black Tuesday. Share market crash in New
Zealand has followed Black Monday, the previous day, where the
Dow Jones jumped or dropped twenty two point six percent.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
The single day, the largest one day.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Percentage loss in U S stock market history, so billions
of dollars were wiped off. The value of New Zealand
chairs the New Zealand Stock Exchange fell around sixty percent
over several months. Markets in London, Hong Kong Tokyo also
tumbled by twenty to forty five percent over the next
few days.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
In New Zealand and.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Australia, it took years for Marchestra cover and a whole
lot of people never bought shares again.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah, put them off, and that's whey they started buying property.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Everybody had shares in those days nights ninety seven and
a lot of people lost their livelihoods. Basically, twenty twenty four,
white ferns when the Women's Tea twenty World Cup in
Dubai ah here it is New Zealand have done it.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
They have joined their everest.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
They had eached their.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Names in history.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
This team has.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Never stopped believing.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Quite a moment for their team.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
So it was the first time they won the tournament
in nine attempts.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Player of the series Amelia cur scored forty three or
thirty eight balls and took three for twenty four as
New Zealand beat South Africa by thirty two runs.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
So I think you'll remember.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
But the victory came after a period where the team
were not going well at all.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Ten consecutive losses prior to that World Cup, so they.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Were paying like if you got on them early, they
were paying quite a lot.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
They'd reached the final in two thousand and nine and
twenty ten.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
So born on this day. Tom Petty.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Born in nineteen fifty died in twenty seventeen, age sixty sixty.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Dangerously wasted, dangerously wasted and dangerously young.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Yeah at sixty six.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well that's what intravenous drugs will do for you. Okay,
it's an opiod addiction for you right there.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
And the great New Zealander Snoop Dogg.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
In the queb Month It like born Calvin brodas iconic
American rapper, producer, cultural personality. He's described as a cultural personality.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Now, well, he's a commentator. He's a sports commentator.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
He commentates the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
I produced one of his gigs in the Middle East,
and he was hilarious. He was one of the funniest
dudes you'll ever meet. He his rider was hilarious as well.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
His rider involved. He had basically a crew of about
fifteen mates who did nothing.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Except go into the green room and smash Gray Goose
vodka and the most amount of fried chicken you've ever
seen in your life was pretty much yet sog water.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
You can't you wouldn't be smoking weed. Now, how did
he go and do bay?

Speaker 5 (06:12):
I know he found it.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Don't worry about that because in the Middle Least, I've
got these little single tobacco pipes that it's just one toke. Yeah,
very easy to make that look like you're smoking tobacco
on stage.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Because you've got to be careful though the governments for
a long time.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
The government invited him in right, the government paid him
a big blind eye was.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
To Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Time for you later. Sport headlines brought to you by
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Speaker 3 (06:39):
The beer for Here coach Stacy Jones has lorded the
Kiwi's defensive resilience in their twenty four eighteen Pacific Championship
League win over TOAs Samoa. The Kiwi fans also squeaked
past two twenty and great news for Black Cats fans,
Steady the ship. Caine Williamson will make his Black Cats
return as early as this Sunday after being named in

(07:00):
the New Zealand squad for the three one days against
the Beas McCallum, Tim Southy, Jeep Ptel and James Franklin coached.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
England team coached.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Or sort of just a drinking team.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Well look, if you got to create the environment, you know,
and there're four people that can create a great environment
on it. It's basically a pseudo golf tour with a
bit of cricket.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah, I see the accommodation for England.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I watched Rashid's Instagram feed, Yes, and he posted himself
traveling from the UK to New Zealand and it took
forty hours to get from his house in the UK
wherever he was to the endpoint. The in Destination of
New Zealand and the in Destination of New Zealand shows

(07:44):
him opening a door and walking into what I would
describe as a four three bedroom luxury house at Melbrook.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
I think, yeah, that's where it looks like it's at Melbrook.
I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Exactly, but it's a beautiful he walks into this. It
was on the golf resort.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
It was in the Queenstown Lakes region, so I think
it pretty much was Milbrook. But I mean it's similar
to the Australian state. I mean, look, I know that
the cricket facilities at Tiata golf Course are one of
the best in New Zealand. They've been developing pictures out there.
They spent their first three or four days in camp there,
so I mean that just shows that you know the
development so far and the cricket facilities, and you don't

(08:24):
believe Millbrook have installed some some nets as well.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Well. Certainly we're for Australia.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Look if whatever attracts number one teams, number one players
to New Zealand, I don't really care if they want
to come play golf and then play a bit of cricket,
who cares? But and in the Women's fifty over Cricket
World Cup, England have just beaten India by four runs
after posting two hundred and eighty eight eight. The victory
guarantees in a semi final place alongside the Dingoes and
the Saffa is, leaving India and New Zealand to determine

(08:51):
the fourth spot at the rain afflicted tournaments. So basically
we have to beat India to qualify there. So we're
still a chance.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Who would on what are India?

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Well?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
India of what they've just been beaten by England.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
England are good.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Though, yes, the England and England probably England, Australia very.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Strong, Australia very strong yep. So yeah, there we go.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
So we're still in with a sniff. This is how
we win World Caps though, yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Well get into the finals anyway, we fart through. Yeah,
then the semi finals rained off duck with Lewis into
the final.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Anyone's game speaking of which ACC is going to be
commentating the second T twenty internation between New Zealand and England.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Tonight from christ Church. Yep, weather's looking good.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
Yep, little bit windy, that's all.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Jurry and midnight they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
So the weekend something popped into our WhatsApp group that
we run here for the Hiderchy Breakfast, and it was
a screenshot of something that said, Jeremy, you're in and
it's order.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Number fifty one for one blah blah.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Blah blah blah blah blah tickets to Oasis Live twenty five.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
And it's not me, it's not They're not for me,
They're for you. Ruder.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
I said to you and Mashi off here on Friday,
Jerry that I just had these little niggling thoughts ever
since they got back together Oasis. I thought I'd love
to go and watch Oasis. And then on Thursday night
I had a dream, guys, and I had a dream
that someone gifted me an airplane, which of course I
could fly because it was a dream, and they said,
if you want to take a load of people over
to Oasis and Melbourne, all you got to do is

(10:31):
get yourself some tickets, and I was taking the likes
of yourself and Jerry and Mania and Mash.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Over to watch Oasis all we had to do. Yeazo
was there?

Speaker 7 (10:41):
Okay, thanks che Lane of course though he was there, of.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Course, so yep not your wife.

Speaker 7 (10:50):
Was telling long in the short of it was, I decided,
on the back of my dream to investigate how possible
it was there were still tickets available and both general admissions.
Because I love to get up the front of my
possibly can still tickets available?

Speaker 5 (11:03):
I do would presume they were just sold out.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
Anyway, there are because if people can't go, they resell
them back through the ticket Master website, not via go go.
Don't go to that one, the other one, the real one.
And so I did some digging. I found a flight
from Auckland to Melbourne and it leaves at one thirty
on the day of the concert, arrives in Melbourne at
three thirty.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Perfect.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
I've got four hours to.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
Get myself to the stadium and then my flight out
is the next morning at six forty five am.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Whoa here put at four amish?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, full forty five ish four year Well okay, and
what time do you reckon the Giggle finish.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Eleven eleven thirty. They're on stage at eight, so.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
You got five hours to kill.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
So you need to find a bed.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
You need to find a couch, you need to find
a park bench. You need to find I mean the
fingers crossed, the weather's good. I mean you could always
you could always take a sleeping bag with you as
part of your carry on and just have a sleep
in Melbourne Park.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah, you just you just need somewhere to rest your head,
don't you.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
No, that's right.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
My plan is that I'm going to take a blanket,
a thin blanket and a thin pillow, and I'm going
to hire a locker, a storage locker at Melbourne Airport.
I will dump my one bag there and sleep in there.
And no, no, no no, I'll dump that stuff there
and I'll basically just go to the concert with my
phone and my wallet and then when it's time to
go back to the airport because they've got showering facilities.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
At Tuller Marie. Yeah, it's great airport.

Speaker 7 (12:35):
And also I've googled best places to sleep at the airport. Okay,
there are certain places you can sleep on concourses.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
There are some places that says.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
Don't sleep on these chairs because if there's arm rests,
there's other places around Terminal four.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
I'm picking you're not going to get back to the airport.
This is what I'm picking. You're gonna leave the concert,
You're going to have a skinful. You're gonna ht the library,
Gentlemen's Club. You'll be looking for a lap to rest
your head. No, no, you'll then hit gold Fingers. Goldfingers
closes at three am. And then by the time you
finished at gold Fingers, you know you probably want to
go for a sniff somewhere else.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
Yeah, sniff. I'm not picking you going straight to the airport.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Rum you You're you're going to get up some terrible stuff.
That and the kiss goodbye to that thin pillow in
that thin blanket. That is a That is a front.
That is a front that you're telling your family and yourself.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yeah, I mean a blanket.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
You know it definitely don't need blank The other thing
is I would say just is steal a pillow off
the plane. Yeah, steal a blanket off the plane.

Speaker 7 (13:32):
Oh that's a good point as well.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
I need to take one.

Speaker 7 (13:34):
My wife did do the timeline, and she said, but
what are you going to do after the concert?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, this is the thing.

Speaker 7 (13:40):
What are you going to do?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Hello, there's some there's some gentlemen's establishments around, some very
very hospitable, probably young ladies.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
A lot of laps where you can lay your head.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
I think I said, I'm going to help the homeless.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
It costs you about fifty dollars an hour. But oh
that's okay, it's cheaper than a motel.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Fifty yeah, fifty.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Sweet, that's just an end.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Okay, this is the hard Eggie Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Jerry and Midnight, the Htiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
So the second twenties hapening tonight and Christ's playing two
t twenties and christis Bros. At Hagley. There was one
that was played on Saturday night. The SEC commentated it.
I was commentating Worth mash Yes and Lee Hart.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
Both of which I believe had quite big Friday nights.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah. Well, let's just say the Friday night had moved
into Saturday for both of them. Okay, they didn't only
have big Friday nights, they had big Saturdays. I mean,
first to arrive to the comment I was the first
commentator to arrive.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Yes, this is just a little look.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Behind the scenes.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I like to get there early to prepare yep. And
so I was looking at the names of the plazas
on crack info yep, looking up some stats weather, yeah,
all sorts of stuff, and just and just checking the mics,
making sure that everything was okay. And next to arrive
was Mash and he arrived on a sorry state.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
He he walked in like a dog that's been in
the rubbish.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
You know when a dog gets in the rubbish and
you arrive home and they've obviously been in the rubbis
stuff who that you've come in the door and so
they've sort of scampered away from the rubbish.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
But then they kind of look at you like they
know that you know.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
That they've done something wrong.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Well, he had that.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Vibe about him. So he came in eyes, you know,
reasonably red. He was actually wearing sunglasses inside, and turned
out that he had had very little sleep, got a
little bit excited. He actually was getting ready for a
party that he was having out his flat on the
Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
But they just got a bit.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Excited on the Friday night before the party first night
and sort of had things that they were expecting to have.
The sort of the next night, the night before anyway,
So he arrives just sort of talking through his night
and the mistakes that he'd made, and then with about
two minutes to go before the first ball, lee Hart then.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Stepped and.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Lizard eyes as a word that I've heard banded about
quite a lot when describing Leehart's eyes, but immediately I
looked at him, I went.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
And it became very very.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
So there's two there's two planes that have texted into
the airport. They touched wheels and they're carried on. Is
that what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
I think they was still I don't even think they
touched wheels.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Okay, that was a flyby to two planes buzzed the tower.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
I think I think men should have ended the plane.
I'm pretty sure Lee hadn't.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
So, And how did the commentary pan out?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Well, look, it was entertaining. It was definitely entertaining. We
Lee regaled some stories, one about a time when he
was traveling over in Nevada and was had a gun
pointed at him and he was traveling out to a
desert oasis. I'm not sure why he was going to
a nightclub in the middle of the desert when he's

(16:59):
in Los just considering there was just so many nightclubs
in Las Vegas themselves, but he was and he ended
up needing to go to the toilet really badly, and
his taxi was pulled over by some police because there
was some registration issues tax see, and.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
He needed to get the toilet.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
So he got outside to go to the toilet in
the middle of the desert and the police will like,
get back in the car, and he was like, I
just need to go the toilet. Back in the car
and he was like, but I need to go to it,
and then he pulled it. They pulled a gun on him.
Get back in the car. So he had to go
in the car and he's waiting, waiting, waiting, winning, and
he couldn't wait any longer. Had to go wheezing the
footwell of the taxi, speaking that it would have some

(17:40):
kind of bung but it didn't ever bug and.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
It was going to steal one of those single steel
wells that yeah, I know what he thought about.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, And he said it just went on and on
and on and on. Just when he thought he didn't
have any more in his black they just kept going
and going overflowing and then and then but the te
driver didn't know hot back in the car, drove them
to where they needed to get to, and then he
said they got out, and then immediately three three guys

(18:10):
got straight back and then tags in and drove back into.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Bays, sloshing around and a goldfish bottle back.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Well, you look, it was under pressure. He hadn't gun
pulled on him. What do you do?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
So who are you one with tonight?

Speaker 5 (18:25):
I'm on with the yards and that will be.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
Interesting Jerry and Mini. The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Briefs is a text that's just come in from.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Mesh Young Meshi, who was on the commentary with you
on Saturday. You said, who's playing these wheels? Touched the
ground on Saturday and may have taken off again. At
update on his steak. He plays Ossie Rules on the Sunday.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Oh so he's backed up at.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
To night a two nighter, was playing by playing Ossie
Rules and he's been cleaned up by someone and knocked unconscious.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Well, it doesn't surprise me. He would have been a target.
He would have been an easy target.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
So he's unsure which is what's concussion and what's the hangover?
At the moment, and he's tried to call him sick here,
which we're not. We're not going to put up with,
to be honest, because I'm going He says he's got
a stiff neck. Now whether that's to do with his
vendor or whether him being snapped in half on the
Rossie rules field.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
So we'll see, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see how
it goes. He recons he could do some work from home,
but just for me, it's just massive, massive pussy.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Go over to seven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
We need to talk through the do's and don'ts when
someone else's wife is applying fake tan to you in
their hotel room at three am. We'll do that after
seven o'clock. This is a Hurdery breakfast.

Speaker 6 (19:51):
Jerry and Midnight, The hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight,
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
That's a stroke said eight minutes past seven, a band
that played at Austin's City Limits of Strokes one of
the headliners.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah, last week.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
It was only last week though we saw them play.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, we were there.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
They were playing on the T Mobile stage.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Interestingly, they have an attitude Julian Casablancas, who's the lead
singer of The Strokes. He's got a real stage presence.
He always has. He's always had a real rock and
roll attitude and a great front man. But I now
know after watching them perform, and I've seen them perform before,
but it was quite a long time ago. I now

(20:34):
know why the band split up, and dealing with a
front man like that, you could see that he had
a disdain for the band, and the band interestingly had
a disdain for him too.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yeah, there was moments in the performance there where he
would stop down because you know these days, live performances
are always quite slick. You know, you go from one
song to the next, they take you on a bit
of a journey. This was a band that stopped down
for a minute, dead silent, while Julian would just berate
his drummer and then get on the mic and abuse
the drummer a bit more, pick up a beer, slam

(21:08):
the beer, I mean, full respect for it, and then
I think he discussed what's on they were going to play,
and then they'd get into it.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, there was a lot of cans of beer lined
up by the end of it, and he had dark
sunglasses on and you never saw his face. So with
the lighting, yes, he was lit in a way that
you could never see him. Basically you could see a silhouette.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
It's backlit withn't me.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, but the rest of the band you could see them,
which is quite interesting. And the rest of the band
asks amazing musicians. The drama just just full chopping would
two really good guitarists, tight like super tight band and
they slam out their hits. Man, they really play the hits.

Speaker 7 (21:48):
And so this was at night right, not during the daytime.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
This is the final act. Yeah, this is the final
act on the Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
But however, though there's multiple stages, so there's two headline
acts that at the same time. The problem the Julian
Casa Blancas whatever is is. Sabrina Carpenter was on the
other main stage, yes.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
At the other end of the park.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yes, And at one stage during his concert, this song
came on and an audible roar came from what was
a larger crowd, massive crowd, a larger crowd, and which
the lead singer of The Strokes proceeded to abuse Sabrina
Carpenter and then tell the crowd you want if you
want to f off and go watch her then do it.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah, and they did, and a whole lot of people did.
It was super interesting because yes, she was playing probably
what about seven hundred meters away? Yeah, maybe, And it
sounded like this, Like it actually sounded like that.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
It sounded really rich and really really good.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
And I could see that he was annoyed that he
wasn't didn't have the same crowd as her. Yeah, but
the people around us it was a real mixed bag.
There were people that started abusing him, a group of
guys to my left that started started yelling abuse at him.
But it also reminded me that the sensibilities is so
different now, like that rock and roll sensibility. It's almost

(23:11):
like that reminds that idea that you that you have
a disdain for your audience. That's so unfashionable now. You
never see artists do that anymore. Everyone's so appreciative and
you're on Instagram and people like Taylor Swept, she engages
with the audience all the time, and it's all about
being a pretending to be a normal person, whereas he's

(23:32):
pretending to be a rock and roll star.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
I liked it.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
It's so it's so different.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
I really enjoyed it because he just did not give
any about anyone and the fact that people walking out,
he didn't care. It just made him made him drink
more beers and be more belligerent.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, and then in the end Sabrina kept playing actually,
and then they sort of finished, and then he did
an encore.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
This was quite interesting. He did an encore and then when.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
He came back on, people went one more one. Well,
we're going to play three songs, so you only get one.
You wanted one, you only get one, So where it goes,
you want one, one one? We were going to play three.
So what an ahle but lovable ahle that a whole

(24:18):
can sing up? Next, what are the dos and don'ts
when someone else's wife is applying fake tan to you
in their hotel room at three am? Yes, you see here,
g Lane is going to run us through what you
should do and what you shouldn't do.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Absolutely, I recommend you shouldn't do it at all.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
But anyway, he's a man with unique experience in this department.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Jerry and Minn the Hotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
It's a couple of texts and talking about the strokes.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
We're telling about the Strokes at acl earlier on and
Juliet Casablancas, the lead singer, being reasonably angry at the crowd,
mainly because there were more people watching Sabrina Carpenter than
watching the Strokes. Poor Strokes, says Jeff who text and
I remember them playing before Metallic at the day out
on the stage next door. I like them, but the
Bogan crowd flipped them off and started booing them for

(25:06):
the whole seat. It was also one of the Strokes birthdays, Las, Oh,
that's a bit rough. That's a bit rough, hey, you
speaking of a bit rough. When we were over in Austin,
there was an incident that occurred. I think it was
night one night No, I think it was night two,
dangerous night ten.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Yeah, it was night two.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Because a bit of background, We've been at the pool
and it was noticed that I've got quite a pasty complexion.
I'm not a man who takes his shirt off readily,
so I don't have a great ten.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
I'm just gonna lay the base here there you.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Go, Okay, good base ten?

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Good?

Speaker 5 (25:43):
So yeah, what ended up happening?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
And look this is you tease it with the dos
and don'ts of another wife another man's wife applying fake
tan on you at three in the morning, So it
was decided late at night that potentially I needed some
fake ten. However, the fake tan that was brought along
on the trip was meant for her husband, so she
only had enough for her husband's fake hands. So it

(26:09):
was decided that I would have half and he would
have half.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
So how much of a bottle was left?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
I mean, I don't want to sort of ruin the
story earlier on early on, but how much, I mean,
how much fake tan do you need to put on
a body for.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
I don't know, a full bottle, I know, yeah, I
think he probably a full bottle of Bondi scenes.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
I believe Bondi scenes.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Yeah, But the invitation to go up and do it
was mildly neglie.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
So my suggestion is to bring friends.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
So Maniah and Joe Jury came along just to accompany me,
to make sure I got back to my bedroom in
one piece.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
That that is important. It's important to stay clothed, keep
me undies on.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
It's very important to not don't get tempted to take
get everything off.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Well, the photo that I saw of you the next
day was you like you were being frisked, and you
had your hands up against what looked like a glass window.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Yeah, stay visible because my other, my other do.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
So you and you were in a very skimpy little
pair of undies.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Well they're they're my Kelvin Klines. They went too skimpy,
are they?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Is that a G banger? No? They ran a G bang. Okay,
So you're up against the glass, the glass, hands on,
two hands on the glass, yeah, sort of with your
legs spread.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Legs are combo. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
I've never been fake ten before, so I had no
idea what the procedure was.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
So I was just I was rolling with the punches.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
And then you've got someone's partner, yeah, a man's wife, yes,
and she's applying the ten to fake ten two, to
a hand.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Yes, and to a glove and then onto the body.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Now, the agreement was like, I've only got half, though,
so I'm going to do half of you.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
That logic would say you just do your legs or
your upper body.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yes, that's what logic would would dictate, But for some
reason we went for the full half, like a down
the middle right, So it was half half half upper torso,
half a lower.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Torso including the face.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yes, did we do the face?

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Okay, yeah, that was where the half hate crime came in,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
The next morning, look, luckily for me, most of it
washed off and most have rubbed off on my sheets,
and the hotel paid to pay quite a hefty swordage
fee for those.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Have to pay for that.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Then yeah, well it may have masked.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Another crime that you may have done on the sheets
that but it did look a lot like you had
two sheets. So in terms of around the questions I
had for you, yeah, in terms of around the nether regions, yes,
how far around the nether regions can you get before
things start to get a little bit blurry?

Speaker 8 (28:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Look, I kept I kept some I kept some lines
of demarcation around that area. May have hitched up the
right buttock just to get that done, But as far
as the front there is I just you know, you
just got to I cupped this to say I cupped.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Oh you cupped, So you hitched up one.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
So there's a bit of living, a bit of liber
storm this bast to the east and then around one
butt ack.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
It was an unusual scenario for those of you who
are listening. It was an unusual.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Scenario being starfished up against the glass window in a
hotel room, being half tand at three in the morning,
but at the time it felt like it was the
right thing to do. Mania was in the corner just
drinking straight bok yelling what am I doing here? Joe
Jury was busy filming it. It was It was an
unusual set of circumstances, but it just at the time,
it just just be rolling with the punches. See what

(29:30):
would happen, And what happened was a half hate crime.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Well what I wanted the next is what this person's
partner was doing at the time when you were getting
half the fake tan, and then what happened to the
rest of the bottle?

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Jerry and Leni the hod Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I was talking about the fake tan incident that happened
day two while we're away in Austin last week, where
one of the people who won the trip decided that
it would be a good idea to apply half a
bottle of fake tan to acc head g and we're
going to say applied to his body, applied to half
of his body vertically straight down, rather than just go

(30:06):
legs or maybe up a torso.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah, looking back on it, it seemed like a strange decision,
but it was, like like I said, at the time,
it was just seemed like the right thing to do.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Well, what happened to the rest of the bottle, because
the idea was that there was only enough for half
of you and half of this winner's husband? Yes, did
did the winner's husband get the other half? What happened there?

Speaker 3 (30:28):
He got the other half on him as well, and
interestingly he decided to go vertical as well, so that
was interesting. So we both had one half of ourselves
ten okay, yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Was that applied while you were up in the hotel
room at threem.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
No, No, we departed by then, my misself, Mania and
Joe had departed by then as they I must admit
is Joem and I are and Joe basically rolled around
laughing all the way back to our hotel rooms as
the site of a half a hate crime walking down
the hotel room in a hotel robe as well, nothing else,

(31:03):
just the hotel robe and the underpants.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
When we arrived in the morning to do the podcast,
because we were doing the podcast from Glane's room, I
walked past you and it's a classic setup of the
hotel room where you walk and you got the bathroom
on your left, and then it opens up to a
double bed and thing. You had two kind of double
beds in your room, a bed yep, and one of
them just had disgusting brown sheets like it was the

(31:29):
first thing I saw before I saw you, and then
I saw you next, But yeah, your sheets were it
looked like you'd done something.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
I'm an experience in the fake tanning.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
I didn't realize that it basically rubs off. It takes
like hours and hours to dry, and then you have
a share or something.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
There's some sort of science behind fake tanning, which I
was completely unaware of. So I just tucked myself up
into bed and had a good night's sleep and woke
up and thought, what thought I'd done something horrific in
the sheets, but then realized what I.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Was actually the thing you imagine what housekeeping thoughts, especially
the fact that you put outside the door.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
I put it outside the door of the tweel a
note on it.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
You've still got charged.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Jerry and Mini The Hdarchy Breakfast, The.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Hurdarchy Breakfast, Mastermind.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
That's right, Friday's Mastermind topic was Fiji and Lola and
her dad Steve took away the cash, so today we
reset it for fifty bucks. Is up for grabs at
Jackpop's fifty hours every day we don't have a winner
and since last night the Kiwi's beat Toasamo in the
Pacific Championship.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Today's Mastermind topic is summer on the line.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Toby from Devonport. Good morning, Toby, welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Good morning, good you're an electrical inspector, correct, yep? How
often do you find people have done a home job,
a DIY job on their own electrical wiring and whir
the house with speaker wire.

Speaker 8 (33:02):
To be honest, actually i'd see that a lot with
the Navy Collos houses eventually.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Really the DIY they like to do things themselves, you see.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
That's why I would have thought that there's one thing Toby,
you don't want to do, dey, and that's wiring.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
Yeah, seeing some shockers definitely don't do it given the expert.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Yeah, great pun there as well. I believe you want
a jellybean counting competitions.

Speaker 8 (33:25):
Today, I did, Actually I did. Mike would know all
about it too, you actually he was there.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Yeah, I was you know?

Speaker 3 (33:33):
I think you you must have been at the spring
Topia school Fair.

Speaker 8 (33:37):
Yes, indeed, yep.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
What did you win for winning the jelly bean counting competition?

Speaker 8 (33:43):
I won the eight hundred and fifty one jelly bean
the kids, the kids were very disappointed.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Well, really, the kids have been very excited about that.
You're going to have some.

Speaker 8 (33:57):
All the other hundreds.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah, you're going to have some problems with your kids
behavioral issues after they had all those jelly beans.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
I think the problem with Toby is the fact that
nine hundred kids entered that competition to win the jelly beans,
and the one adult that won was Toby.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
I see classic, I see what's happened.

Speaker 8 (34:14):
Stay in school kids. It's still volumetric match.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Oh yeah, right, you'll probably be quite good with that
being an electric and speak. All right, Toby, forty five seconds.
That's how long you've got. We're going to ask you
five questions. You've just got to get three correct to
win the prize. You can pass at any time if
we stuff it up. The justice for Tony Klaus, you win, Toby, Right, okay,
are you ready to play? Let's get into it. Question

(34:38):
number one and what year did David Tua lose a
world title fight against Lennox Lewis I think ninety four?

Speaker 4 (34:47):
No? By what name was someone?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
None before nineteen ninety seven?

Speaker 8 (34:53):
Ah Marshall Islands.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
No.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Which are you're born?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
All?

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Black?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Was killed in a car accident in France in twenty fifteen.

Speaker 8 (35:04):
Ah the Big Fella.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Samour has only won one Olympic medal.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
What color was it?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Ah?

Speaker 8 (35:16):
Bronze?

Speaker 4 (35:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Which former black cap has recently turned out for the
Samour T twenty team?

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Oh? I know, Oh my god, you lucky.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
You used all your luck yesterday winning those eight hundred
and forty two jellybeans.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Unfortunately, it's harder than what you think, Toby, when you're
under pressure.

Speaker 8 (35:39):
Yeah, I what's god? I know a couple of those
So I just couldn't come to the top of my head. Unfortunately.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Yes, so David Tua.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
He lost the Lenox list in two thousand SAMOI you'll
kick yourself here was known as Weston Samon and the
Arpia born or black killed in a car accident in
France was Jerry Collins.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Jerry Colin and.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Also the one Olympic medal they've won, it was silver
and it was in weightlifting.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
And one and three chants and I would have gone
bronze as well.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
And the former so said I got married and.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Jeez, and former black Cat who's Narrowlysten turned out for
the Stie twenty team was Ross Taylor.

Speaker 8 (36:18):
Of course there was.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Yeah you bad luck, Toby. It's been good to chat
to you anyway. Thanks, well, all right, see you Toby,
Thanks for listening, Thanks for playing. We've been playing Mastermind again,
same place, same time tomorrow morning. Maybe you can do
better than Toby the jack pottingto one hundred.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Bucks tomorrow, Jerry and the Night the.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Breakfast acc head Gulane in foreman, I Stuart, who's still
traveling around the Southern States of the United States of America.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Nice to have you in.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Thank you, and I don't I'm not sure if I
say thank you.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Well, something happened while we were away.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
We've just been away in Austin, Texas, if you didn't know,
on the Export Ultra Beer Garden tour and took a
whole lot of people across with us, and we were
there was an incident of the curd. I think it
may have been day two, so it was.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
It was a lot of happened on day two, didn't it?

Speaker 4 (37:13):
It was Posts? I think it was Posts. You getting
the fake tan.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yeah. So we're up at the pool bar enjoying a
couple of beers in the pool, and a lot of
people were disgusted to the fact that we spend most
of the time just sitting in the pool drinking, because
I think it's perfectly natural thing to do.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
I like it what it was. I love a pool bar. Poll.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
By the way, the water got mercury and mercury as
the day went on, but still that's another issue. So
we're sitting there, were relaxing, enjoying things, jocularity. Everyone's having
a great time. The winners are having a great time.
Ben and Courtney the ATTACKI winner is having a great time.
You were wearing at the time a pair of Daisy

(37:56):
Duke inspired speedos dnim speedos.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
I think that's.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Cool, which you were trying to encourage me to wear,
which I resisted.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Well, your partner, your lovely part of TOSSI is still
a massive fan, but she's still trying to convince you,
still in a negotiation period.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
I unpacked them eat the other day out of the
bag and I was like, I don't think these are
ever going to get away anyway, you were chatting away
and then you go to get another drink and you
turned around, and I was, I was sitting there having
a drink with you.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
And you turned around and you exited the pole via
the rather large.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Steps that they had the staircase the case. And as
you turn and exited the pole, I was. My eye
was immediately drawn to the daisy dukes and and you're
ass and the daisy juice, which looked quite good, thank you,
running quite a good ass toned on one side, Yeah, yeah,

(38:51):
that's try on one side, different colored. So as the exited,
I looked, but my initially I saw the daisy jukes.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
Then my eye am immediately was drawn to.

Speaker 9 (39:01):
This triangle, well like a flash of dark, which was
sitting above the daisy dukes in a triangular fashion.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
And almost like a map of Tasmania just above the above.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
The daisy dukes, aiming down towards.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
The crack, and I was like, what the hell is that?

Speaker 4 (39:26):
And because it had got wet, it was a lot
darker than maybe I'd.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Never noticed it before, but it can only be described
as a back bush. Normally, did see that that on
the front of people I mean, particularly in the seventies
and eighties, nineties, not so much that it seemed to
have disappeared, but there were so many questions around this
because you don't have a hairy back.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
No, I don't have a hairy back.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
It's just my welcome matt for some reason as just
very prolific. And the fact that shaped like that, I
mean like I never knew about it. I can't I
can't see what's going on.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
So you honestly didn't know that you had a backbush
until that moment.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
I knew I had a welcome map back there because
I could feel I had a welcome like fell to that.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Like most people have welcome mats.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
But I didn't know that it was so shapely in
the terms of a bush, in that triangular Tasmanian bush.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
It's a perfect it's a perfect map of Tesman.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Well it is now because your lovely past partner Tolsi
got to raiz her out and shaped it even more.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Well before she did that, to be fair, it had
a it was it was a perfect map of Tasmania.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Admittedly she was trying to turn it into a love heart.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yeah, that's right. To well, I was trying to do it,
and then she took over the rays because she thought
I was doing such a terrible job. And the end
it turns out that we actually butchered it.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Anyway, is it is it time for me to bring
my back bush into the modern age?

Speaker 5 (40:50):
Is it time to time to upgrade?

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Because obviously there's not a lot of bush out there now,
there's a lot of landing strips, there's a lot of.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Just fall deforestation I have. Shall I bring it up
to speed? Shall I?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
You know?

Speaker 5 (41:03):
Shall I move into the twenty twenties?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Well?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Would you like me to get some veat out? Or
do I get something else out? Or do we reach
out to a professional.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
I'm happy for either. I'm happy for an amateur or
a professional. I'm not fussy because look at what's going
on back there.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
I don't know what's going on beat there. I don't care.
Do we do you do your best? Do your worst?

Speaker 4 (41:22):
I'm sure there's a beautician who's listening.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
What if we remove the entire backbush? Put it on
trade me in what Murcan? It's already made Mercan.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Jerry and Minn the hot I Key breakfast.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
We're talking back bush. That's because when we went away overseas.
It came to our attention that acc here g Lane
was running a back bush. In fact, I posted something
on my social media and I've never had a response
to anything I've ever done.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
I've never had such a massive response.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Well, obviously it resonates with a lot of there's probably
a lot of people out there with backbush who get
my line for their back bush or welcome mat.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Well you didn't even know you had backbush.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Well I knew I had a welcome mat.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
But now I blame your partner for that, Like, surely, well.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
That's what That's what I said on Friday.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I was like, you know, I think there's some there's
some due diligence that needed to be done there by her,
but not so much.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Maybe she's just an understanding partner and maybe she, like
I mean, maybe secretly she loved the backbush.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
Maybe. I mean, there's a lot of people out there
that prefer the unmanicured.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Well sometimes, but back I mean, Rudy, you're running here
on your neck. You've got a neck.

Speaker 7 (42:36):
Backbush, bottom of the neck, the shoulder that's back here.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Okay, that's just back here.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
It's in a little thin strip Rudy's got it just
around the neck area.

Speaker 7 (42:46):
Yeah, I attack it with a razor though every time
I shave in the shower and roach around.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
That's going to grow back thicker and bush. Ye.

Speaker 7 (42:53):
Well, I mean it hasn't been twenty odd years.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
Well, like I've got.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
There's a lot of support coming in for the back
bush as well as a lot of kind of discuss
I must have met a lot of when it got
posts on the acc a lot of yuck, please no more, unsubscribe,
all that kind of stuff, but then a lot of
support as well.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
So I'm torn. I'm torn what to do with the backbush,
whether to embrace the backbush, keep growing the bush, or
DeForest the bush.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Okay, So would you be open to if we ran
a poll on it, for example, would you be open
to taking the course of action that the listeners decide
that you should take?

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Of course, so what three options?

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Keep full bush, keep full bush yep, no bush yep,
or modernization of the bush.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
So keep, remove or manicure? Yeah, okay, eight hundred, eight
hundred four eight seventy five or three four eight three
keep remove or manicure. I'll be interested to see what
your partner she has to say about that, she of
course gets a vote. Yeah, john A ticks too to
find out. I know, really my partner Tolsy was keen

(43:54):
on the manicure. Oh yeah, she was keen for the
landing strip right from the start. I mean she started
with the love heart and I'm pretty sure she was
keen to just go straight for the landing strip. We'd
also like to hear from a butautition if possible, because
I'm just having a lock here. I just googled how
much does it cost to remove body hair from your pubis?
Because I thought that's not going to be like if

(44:16):
I said how much does it cost to remover backbosh?
Nobody's ever probably asked to remover backbush before, and apparently
forty five to ninety dollars per session and laser here removal,
because that's the other thing. You need to contemplate this
When you remove the backbush, that's coming back thicker and
bush here.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
So it's are you prepared to continue this?

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Like the bush has been with me for quite some time.
I'm happy. I'm happy with the bush, but I mean
I'm not going to get the bush lasered.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Well, that's going to cost you fifteen hundred dollars for
ten session package.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
Forget that.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Okay, So we'd like to hear from a Butautian who's
prepared to come in and us potentially pedicure your backbush.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Better remove it, but the keep might come through. They
might be bush fans, These bush fans out there. There's
a lot of bush fans out there, and I know
they're out there. So I needed to weigh and I
need them to support me on this.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yes, I eight one hundred hard eight hundred four sevent
five or three four eight three. I'm just looking for
that text there full forest landing strip for eighty speck.
Please any chance of extensions. It would make a great
handle if it had a bit more length.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
I'm not putting hair extensions on it.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
You should run adrid on the bush like the cricket
commentator for TV and Z. I'm twenty seven. I have
two backbushes, one night lane and one between my shoulders.
Oh okay, can we start a backbush support group please?

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yeah, of course we can backbush the porters group.

Speaker 7 (45:44):
Someone else wants to know if we can vagel the backbush.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Okay. Someone says, no way, don't touch the back pubes,
g Lane. Bring those here is seventies glory days back
into fashion.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
So there's quite a lot of there's a lot of
people out there love Bush and.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Someone else keep the Bush down there, down with the patriarchy.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
Jerry and Mni, the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Mini,
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Has anyone got a number for Jason Hoyt around here,
because I've been watching him on social media over the
weekend across there and fig with the Hurdocke Swingers Club,
and someone needs to get that man some lotion.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
Yeah, it's I think he's so read.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
He's gone purple. And they're over there playing golf, which
is very backbone, you know, you're a real backbone, working
class museum and playing on a five star resort golf
course in Fiji. But he actually on the first round
of golf, I don't know, if you're following them on socials,
he broke out the shorts. Now this, if you've ever
heard the term crayfish as a crayfish of a man,

(46:44):
he is a crayfish of a man.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
There is the leagus.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
How he's actually staying upright is I don't know how,
But he got the pins out over there, and it
was quite something. So go on the socials and check
out some of the skinniest crayfish pins you'll ever see.
But like you're saying someone, there's some due diligence, I'm
blaming Pugs. I think mainly because Pugs is over there.
His job potentially is to maybe encourage application of sunscreen.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Hold on, he's a producer of the book show. He's
not Jason Hoyt's mother.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
He pretty much is.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Well, actually that was in the drop description when I
hired Pugs, is like, you have to be Jason's mother.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Speaking of his speaking of Jason's legs.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Years ago, we made a television show called Olympico Me
Jason and Lee Hart, and it was we traveled around
I think it was for the Olympics in London.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
And we travel around in a caravan.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
And as part of a piece that we did on sprinting,
Jason was to do the one hundred meters and so
we lined him up because Lee knew how Jason locks
when he runs, and so put him in a put
him in a pair of shorts and got him to
just do one hundred meters sprint. A lot of people

(47:58):
thought that Jason was doing a bit, so we slow
mode it. So we recorded it from like four different
angles and then slow modored and ran it as a
you know, as essentially a showcase of how to sprint properly,
and crayfish is one way to describe it. The crab legs.

(48:18):
The legs are going like a cartoon character. The legs
are spinning at a rapid right and he's absolutely going nowhere,
but in slow mo. It's one of the craziest things
I've ever seen. But people thought it was it was
him running in a comedy. It was actually him running properly.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Now, I think the comedy thing came in the fact
that you're a head of your time. You strapped a
GoPro to his head looking back at his face.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
That's what really brought it home for a lot of people,
was the sheer determination in his reddish typeface.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah. Well in those days as well, he was running
about a pack and a half of barries a day.
As before he had started getting on the getting on
the patches in the gum, and so he was dangerously unfat.
He'd never run more than about twenty meters in his life.
And yeah, I mean I'm still having nightmares about that.
People still talk to me about that. Where we go
is like, can you get Jason another pair of shorts
and get him to run that run one hundred meters again?

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Well, he's over it because he got a short sea.
He got the pins out over in Fiji. The Backbones
are over there.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
The Backbones will be returning tomorrow from their Backbone five
Star Tour of Fiji.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Tony Lywell's filling in for this afternoon, but they'll be
back tomorrow, no doubt, with a few stories to regale.
Monoggio's over there with kidney stones still pounding beers, So
that's going to be interesting about how that pans out.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Jerry in the Night, the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Some breaking news out of fig The Hidache Drive Show.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Who went over there for the Hudicky Swingers Club took
a couple of winners across to Fiji thanks to tourism Fiji.
Ye played a bit of golf. Jason hot got dangerously sunburnt.
He looked like essentially one of those salmon that's red
sox salmon that are going up the river.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Yeah, to spawn the ones that are spawn and they die.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Yeah, looks like one of those.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
So some breaking news just come to our attention that
Keezy the man bastard has arrived at the airport, yes,
only to realize that he's left his passport back in
the hotel.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Now money has it.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
He's put it in the safe because he seems like
the kind of guy, Keezy that would immediately check into
a hotel room and operate the safe.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
He's over a thought.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
No one's used the hotel rooms safe, I reckon in
ten fifteen years, no one uses it. Like there's no
value in passports anymore, really is there? Like it's not
people aren't breaking and gearing passports.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
And nobody's nobody's stealing anything from your hotel room.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
So he has no doubt locked it into the safe.
He's packed the room. He's left, discovered as soon as
got to the airport that the passport.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Is in the safe.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
So he is going to have to do what is
known as the mad dash and FG and Fiji.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
He's going to be like with your mad dash, well, yeah,
because they run on they don't run on a dash,
he kind of vibe, do they?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
If you want something done quickly in Fiji, they will
go so much slower. It is not the place to
get things done quickly.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
Okay, So keep an eye on the socials to see
how that that drama unfold.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Do we know how far away the hotel is from
the airport? So what hotel were they saying it?

Speaker 7 (51:12):
Don't they Intercontinental feature into Continental?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
That's miles away.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
That's not that's oh that's not dinner our.

Speaker 7 (51:19):
Oh no, it's fifty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
You know.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
That's miles away. It's miles away from me.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
But that's on the it's on the Coral coast.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
He's brown bread. He's done.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
I love it. R I p keasy, I love it.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
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Speaker 4 (51:40):
Ultra b for he welcome to the show. You here, Glame,
but you're already here.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
I've been here for quite a few hours. Like a
cricket on tonight. The first one was a washout on Saturday.
Obviously you called that wash out.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
With Carlie was disappointing. It was disappointing because Hagley Oval
sell out. Yeah, so lots of people go along Forcally.
It's October the eighteenth, so it rains in New Zealand
in spring conditions.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
But it was beautiful, all.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Day warm, and then all of a sudden the Northwester
of course suddenly changed bomb the rain comes in and
New Zealand had done quite well. They won the toss.
They had restricted England to one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
Three or something, which is not enough in T twenties Nationals,
although I think.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Hagley has a reasonably low score on average small boundaries.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
But hey, what a great effort to sell it out
because at the same time was the Canterbury semi final.
I was at Canterbury and Hawks Bay it was happening
at the same time, so obviously cricket's the winner there
in Canterbury, obviously far more popular than the NPC semi.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Final which Canibry won.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
But the second T twenty is tonight, back at Hagley again,
the northwester is back, and then oh, I know there
is Rangey later on in the evening, hopefully late late
late in the evening, but that game starts at seven o'clock.
We've got live and free commentary on iHeart Radio for.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
That as well.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
I believe you're doing the commentary.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
I am with Lee Hart and Matt Heath was going
to be Finketty but fin Ketty seems to have been
on a two day bender and knocked himself out of
an AFL game.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
So okay.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Well Lee Heart's also been on a three day bendo game,
so that'll be super interesting.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Yeah, well we'll see what happens, So tune in tonight
for that one. In PC, as I mentioned, Kennarby beat
Hawks Bay forty three nineteen and Tago thumped by plenty
the Steamers the Cleveland Steamers forty one seventeen down near
at the Steamer lunch back.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
So set up the Cannbury Otago final. I'm just having
to look here at the t b Odds Canby. Oh yeah,
predictably a dollar forty two favorites. Yeah, the Targo two
is something about Cannabry Otager and people from Otigo who
are listening and will know how this feels. Is Cannby Otager.
It's like kind of the older brother younger.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Brother, as I was in New Zealand and the cricket field.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Yeah, just when they see Otago they go oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's that. Yeah, we're going to win. Yeah, and I'd
love to see Otigo win.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Well, they're playing pretty well. Otago got Jamie Joseph there
coaching that team.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Who how's his nose going?

Speaker 5 (54:09):
Oh, terrible, terrible.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
I mean, his nose has never been great. He probably
he probably needs to get the Mike Tindall surgery, because
you remember Mike Tindall, the former England center who married
the Princess Sarah Zarah Phillips.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
Yeah, so he's part of the royal family. I think
part of the marriage agreement was you need to sort
that nose out. And his nose looks magnificent.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Really, Yeah, they.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Put a new bridge in his nose and it looks
great because his nose was his domination.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Next level.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Yeah, so maybe Jamie Joseph, I mean, once he gets
the All Black job, he might get that sorted. Maybe
that should be part of the contract with New Zealan Rugby.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
And I don't know if you saw the game yesterday.
I watched it yesterday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
The key he was taking on tours are More twenty
four to eighteen was the full time scored. That was
a good old fashioned ding dong, and in fact it
was close right until the end. I think the key
we scored in the last of five six minutes of
the game to take and then converted it to it
was it was eighteen all until yeah, five minutes to go.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
The thing is that this is the Pacific Championships. Have
you've got You've got Tonga, some more.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Kiwis Aussi's what frustrates me is there's no motivation really
to play for the Kiwis anymore because once you play
for the Kiwis, you can't play state of origin. But
if you can, but since Sami and Tonga are Tier
two nations, which you'd argue in the next couple of
years they won't be if you play for them, you
can still play state of origin, so it's regarded.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
So obviously.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
The motivation for a lot of Kiwi players who are
based in Ossie is like, I want to play state
of origin because when it comes to NRL terms of
financial and in terms of profile, state of o is
far ahead of representing your nation.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Yeah right, But I mean, what is the Tier one
TI two thing anyway, because I mean twenty four eighteen
at the Tier two nation.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
No, no, they're not much.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
You've got Roger two of us as Schick, You've got
Brian Toy, You've got like stacked with yeah, stacked with
NRL players, So it's a weird a noomally, it's like
how India run the icee C if you're a cricket fan.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
Australia run rugby league.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
And so they decide what goes on and if they
want to make some more and Tonga tea two so
they can alstill play state of Origin, then they'll do that.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
But they don't want to make the Keys can't play
out of origin.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Why wouldn't they just say that Keywys can play out
of origin two? Well, wouldn't they just say that?

Speaker 5 (56:19):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
What's sneezel on rugby league?

Speaker 5 (56:22):
Well, who knows what they're runing?

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Toy pokey machines.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
I've got some I've got some exciting news. The if
you listen to the Agenda podcast or the BYC Cricket podcast,
we are doing a live show for the first time
ever together in Wellington. So anyone who's based down there
in Wellington the night before the one day at the
Cake Chin so the thirty first of October Halloween down
there at Shared twenty two or the Events Center down
there next to it. We have Grant Elliott joining us

(56:49):
and a few other special guests for an hour and
a half podcast. The key with us is it's live.
It's at Shared twenty two. It's twenty five dollars for
a ticket. You get a couple of free drinks. You
see the ship hat, so you get your money's value,
because I wouldn't rely on the podcast to give bring
you any value. But we will be running second by
second with Grant Elliott through that over at Eden Park.

(57:10):
So we've got it on the big screen and we'll
be pausing going through it bit by bit. Myself, Matt Heath,
Dylan Cleaver, Paul Ford will be there. And it's on
the night of Halloween. It's a Friday night, seven o'clock. Now,
this is the ideal way to get out of Edmund
Halloween admin. Whether it's answering the door to wounders or
taking your little wounders around to other people's house to
wound them, this is an ideal way to get out

(57:32):
of it. Afterward said no, I've got to go to
the potty, the live potty, b YC and the gender potty.
If you want tickets, text ACC to three two three six.
We'll go to the ACC shop at the ACC and
Z dot com and grab now. He's only about thirty
or forty left, so I get.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Into a pretty quick and the exciting thing is that
Grant Elliot's going to be dressed as a sixy nurse.
Yes he is.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
He'ss taking his kids around beforehand. He said, I'll tune up.
I've got a nurse's uniform. I said, they'll probably sell
us a coup more tickets.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
I reckon it. Well, thanks very much for listening to
the show today, Apoca. That's going to be able to
eleven am this morning on iHeartRadio or wherever you find
your pods where we have backbush updates. Tomorrow, we certainly will.
We'll see what happens with that poll.

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