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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hodarck you break for show Bunning's Trade is raising

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funds this November to support men's health.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Go for Jerry and the Naya.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
From Jerry and the Naya your breakfast again.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Good welcome along with the Hierarchy breakfast right out the
twenty first of November twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
My name's Jeremy Wells is a nice jeet.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Good morning, Jeremy Wells, and welcome back into the christ
Church Office.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
I guess you're in the christ Church Office.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I'm still up in Auckland and Jerry, you'll be happy
to know this, mate, studio has just been renovated again.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
What have they done? What have they done?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well, they've taken two of the screens off the desk
in front of us, put them up on the wall there,
and then put another screen on the desk.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
You well, no, but they also turned the desk about
fifteen degrees so that we're still looking directly at a
massive red light in between us.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
But moving that disc to change and for changing the
poles and the meridians that were going on at the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Is that the ideas, that's exactly it. Mastery was brought
back in and he was just like, can we turn
this bitch?

Speaker 5 (01:10):
I am now that's easy.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'm now sitting right in shotgun blast zone of the
door as well. That's where I like to be, man,
I'd like to have my exits covered off straight away.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Woll it sounds like a brave new world, A.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Happy Friday, mate, we made it.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I would have thought, yeah, well, I can tell you
down here in christ Church today hitting for a high
twenty nine degree.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
I'm coming down.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
It's all right down here. Is that what they say? No,
that's the need. Welcome along, here's the Stone Nipple, Pilot's
Love's coming up this morning. Nice to have you with.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Us, Jerry and Mini. The hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
How's christ Church com for you?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Jer? You?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
I saw last night briefly that you were at the
Bowtans for seven sharp lilast night.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
And do you know the Bowtans? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I know the Bowtans. I've actually been to a wedding
at the Bowtans before. Beautiful spot, great spot. Middle of
winter not so much, but I've heard it's cheaper for.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Rent, all right, So oh your wedding was in the
middle of winter.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, okay, yeah, And it was beautiful
inside of the botanical gardens inside the conservatory, so lots
and lots of tropical plants there. And when we tested
the location at around about one o'clock in the afternoon,
I'm not joking, it was about thirty four degrees in there, yeah,
because it was a hot day yesterday anyway. And then
obviously it's meant to be hot because it's meant to

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simulate the tropical environment, and it certainly did. And there
was concern. There was talk of bringing an industrial sized
fans and all sorts of stuff because it was that
was definitely in the thirties in there. Yeah, and you
know you're wearing a woolen suit and that's you can
get a bit sweaty on television. It's not good.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Look, why don't you bloody blust down to Taro Cash
and get yourself a polyester suit that'll breathe.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah. The one that I've got as what you described
as definitely breathable, but in that sort of weather and
with make heavy makeup and lights, there's also lights on
your toe. So I sort of discussed the industrial fan,
I said, sometimes with the industrial fans of my experience
that the heat that it takes to generate the actual
fan and to make it work, sometimes you're pushing a

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bit of ear around, but then you're also heating up
the room at the same time. Wow, And sometimes you've
got to be given with that.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Particularly when you're inside a conservatory, you're you're just pushing
forty degree ear around.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, well, that's exactly it. So they opened up the
doors and in the end, actually by the time week
because they had a the moment a going, by the
time we came to be on ear I think it
was a beautiful nineteen point six degrees. Oh really, which
is exactly the type of temperature that you want when
you're broadcasting in a suit.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah, that's right, that's it perfect.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
We don't broadcast in the suit here in the studio
and we're probably around eight or nine.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
And it'd actually be it'd probably be safe to handle
raw meat in this.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
That's that cold.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
Hell's Bear's back yesterday? Was it the first time she's
been back in a while.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, she's been back for a couple of days, but
she's been on the couch with Daniel doing this traveling
around the country show. But the first time I've seen
her for some time because she was away overseas the
week before that, and yesterday we went to it was actually,
I actually had one of the best days I've had
for some time. We went to the Queen and Chocolate factory.

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Do you know Queen Anne Chocolates.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
It rings a bell. Didn't they shut down or are
they're going to shut down?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
They did shut down years ago, so it actually we
went to the factory and we met with Sarah who
runs it and her grandfather. This was quite an amazing
part to the story. Her grandfather was Queen Adams. Oh right,
Ernest Adams. Right, you know Ernest Adams. You would have
heard of Ernest Adams before, like the cakes and the

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desserts and stuff. Rude and maybe you'll know Ernest Adams.

Speaker 7 (04:59):
Ernest Adams looms large over my childhood, but I couldn't
tell you much more. Apart from cooking and food.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
I was more of a Rutherford guy.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah. Well, Ernest Adams was a baker, et cetera. And
he was down in christ Church and then he joined
up with another person and who was making chocolates, and
then they incorporated the chocolates into the Ernest Adams pies
and puddings and all that sort of stuff, and and
and then they made Queen Anne and they were, you know,

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very successful, and most New Zealand households had had Queen
Anne stuff and and in fact, a lot of the
chocolate boxes ended up being other They got used as
other boxes later on, like you put sewing things and
stuff in the boxes. Oh right, yeah, so you kind
of often see the boxes around. But anyway, Sarah then

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her family then sold Ernest Adams to Goodman Fielder in
the in the nineties, and Queen Anne disappeared. And then
Sarah thought, you know what, she worked for a while
doing that, and then she thought, you know what, I'm
going to start up Queen An again.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
So she started it back up again.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
The chocolate's part and they make the most delicious chocolate
fishy Vivia.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Dance for I've heard of this, I've heard of you
crapping on about these fish before.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
And they so we were hanging there. I made chocolate
fish with Sarah from Queen Anne and hung out and
ate so many chocolate fish, like as she's just eat
as many as you want. I ate. I ate four
chocolate fish and that big chocolate fish they're not little
ones and I and she was like, oh, you're probably

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sick of eating these now. I was like, no, I
could keep eating these for the day.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
When I left, she.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Gave me a big bloody grand bag, including a Queen
Anne penny.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Us.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
You hold onto that penny, but you bring those fish
up here.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Mate.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
We're going to text her on three four eight three
from Willie Bacon.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Back in the pocket a big Queen Anne fish A
Jerry almost over of the cyclones to kick back in.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Well, we had a lot of phishing news today.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
Jerry and Miniah the hod Ikey Breakfast. The history of Yesterday, Today, tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Today is the twenty month of November. Shit, it's one
week into when Miss's birthday. I've done nothing about it.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
On this day.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
In nineteen sixty three, US President John F. Kennedy flies
to Texas. He lands in San Antonio for a two
day political tour aimed at fixing divisions within the Texas
Democrat Party between liberals and conservatives, also building support for
his ninety sixty four re election campaign. Texas was seen
as crucial to JFK's chances. You don't care about any
of that. The most important thing is he's about to

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get shot. President Kennedy and his wife Jackie spent much
of the day in Houston. Later that evening, the presidential
group flew to Fort Worth, where.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
They stayed at the Hotel Texas.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Next day, JFK delivered a breakfast speech, then flew to Dallas. Man,
we're still not at the part where he gets shot,
where a modicade route had been published in newspapers. Here
we go, twelfth thirty pm. He was shot while writing
in an open top limousine. He was scheduled to do
a speech at Dallas Trademark and event he never made it.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
To Hmm, that's such an interesting time in history, that
boy boy.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
So many political assassinations going on around there.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Totally, and so many theories around what happened.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I think where everyone's come back to now by the vibe,
and I listened to a lot of stuff about this
because I'm fascinated, but maybe too much.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
It was a loan gunment, yes, and he was sitting
in he was sitting in the front seat.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Have you seen these videos? Have you seen these ones?
Explain the magic bullet to me?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, Well, I think it is. It is quite well
explained and and that lone garment was Lee Haavy Oswald
and he was in the I can't remember what floor
it was, the sixth floor or something, the fifth floor
of the Texas Book Depository, yep. And it all makes
a lot of sceense.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Allegedly, I don't know, do your own research into that.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
What I find funny is the amount of kiwis who
are like experts on this assassination cover ups, Like what
do you who gets?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
What do you.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Have you looked into any Indian political assassinations, not just
the ones that are on TV.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Okay, Yeah, it's one of those things, isn't that Because
it's so there's so much information on it. But everybody
that goes to is it Daly Plaza and Dallas Daily
Plaza they also the same thing. It's small. Yeah, when
you're there, it seems big on TV, and then when
you actually go there, you're like, oh, there's the grassy

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nol right, it's actually it's all really close on Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
It's like when I accidentally ended up at the place
that Martin Luther King got shot the other day. The
men and the missis were desperately hung over after a
night out in Nashville and then we ended up at
the Civil Rights Museum because we had two hours to
kill and we didn't know. We were like, why the
hell is it at a motel? And we're walking around
and then they're like, and and here this is the
room he was shot. And he's just out on the balcony.
There here's a pack of his unfinished pack of his cigarettes.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
And we're like, oh god, oh god.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
They know how to do history in the state.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, it's quite it's quite confronted if you're if you're
not ready for it. Nineteen seventy six, the premiere of
the movie Rocky.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Wasn't expected to audio.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Who did the audio on Rocky Audio sound design? It
was the sound.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Designer soundback in the day terrible movies. Seventy six is
a long time ago. I wasn't expected to be a
major hit. Audiences responded, though, with standing ovations. Who the
hell is ditching? Outstanding ovations in the movie?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Would you do that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Critics loved its emotion and underdog charm. Sly wrote the
screenplay and starred, and it became an overnight sensation. At
the time, he was a struggling actor. Whod been offered
large sums of money by studios to sell the script,
but without him starring in it.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
He refused.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
He refused, He said, I've got to be rocky.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
United Artist Films Company agreed to let him start, but
only if the budget stayed low around a million dollars,
which is around ten million dollars today, very low. To
save money, many scenes were shot guerrilla style on the
street with gorillas, Yeah, with gorillas. They replaced them with
the gorillas. Family members of the crew appeared as extras,
and the iconic training montage was filmed quickly and cheaply,
including the famous run up the Philadelphia Museum of Art steps.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
And then they just kept making them and making them
and making them.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
And then they kept getting worse and worse and worse.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
Wring the towel out.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Twenty seventeen, Robert mcgarvey's resignation after thirty seven years in power,
as read out in Zimbabwe's parliaments during impeachment proceedings. Earlier
this week, we were talking about unfavorable facial hair configurations
that Charlie Chaplin massively fell out of popularity after Hitler
was getting about with one on Robert mcgaby probably one.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Of the last, you know, proponents of the chaplain.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, absolutely, with that weird little kind of line above
above his top up. The other thing interesting fact about
Robin mcgamy, huge cricket fan, and he actually was tortured.
They thought that the English thought that they could torture
and by putting him in Jael and then playing them
cricket commentaries for five days. Yeah, it turns out that
he ended up loving I would love that so much.
And when he got out, the first thing he wanted

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to do was watch a game of cricket. He was like,
I need to see what this is all about. And
then he watched it and goes, I love it, love
this game.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
He ruled Zimbabwe since nineteen eighty or he had first
as Prime Minister, then president in nineteen eighty seven. Two
weeks earlier, mcgovey had fired his deputy, which was seen
as clearing the way for his wife Grace to take power.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
This spuck their political crisis.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Zimbabwe's defense forces effectively placed mcgaby under house arrest, but.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Insisted it was not a coup. I mean, what is
a coup.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Huge crowds celebrated in the streets that Charlton mcgovey must go.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
After he was deposed. Mcgovey lived quietly and hada and.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
How quietly well. He never turned up, never turned up
the volume of his TV. I bet he was like
my parents. He would have been watching The Chase on
eighty five. Volume would have been eighty eighty five.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Mike Rdre watching his bloody war movies in his room
with just the whole house rattling the whole block, and
he's sitting there laughing his ass off.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Born on this day.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
But jok Icelandic singer songwriter sixty today, sexty sexty sexty olderly.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Young, she doesn't look a day over thirty.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Calie Rae Jibson, Canadian singer made famous for this punishing
song in twenty twelve.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
One of my favorite songs.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Yeah, don't mind it.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
I love the song brilliant.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Forty today.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
I love the strings.

Speaker 8 (13:30):
She's forty, she's forty men.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Did you know she came after placing third on Canadian
idol in two thousand and seven?

Speaker 8 (13:41):
That is say bad an reading was written in front
of me. That is an awful cut.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Forty today?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Did you know she came after placing third or Canadian Ilan, Well.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Of course she did. Everybody probably would.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Have it plays after get us out of it doing
something as well?

Speaker 7 (13:57):
Who hasn't came to public attention but ided to cut.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Those words out? Sure you did, ruder, Sure you did.
I mean most people have done that. Everyone's doing that
sort of thing the time.

Speaker 6 (14:08):
Shut it down, Jerry and the Naya the ducky breakfast?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Who put that duck in there?

Speaker 7 (14:14):
As at the moment a lot of the station as well?

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Where did these ogres come from? Sixt ety one? How
to keep breakfast time for you later? Sport headlines thanks
to expert to the BF you here. A global tennis
players advocacy group co founded by Novak Djokovic is close
to settling a case with the sports governing bodies over
cartel behavior and underpaying and imposing an unsustainable schedule.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Damn what that union the longest sinners have ever read?

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Well, basically Novak Djokovic is, I don't know, taking them
to court taking her right?

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Have they been underpaying him?

Speaker 5 (14:52):
I can't imagine Novak's getting underpaid? Nah?

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Also, what's cartel behavior? Are they be hitting atp players?

Speaker 2 (15:02):
They're getting together with other organizations they did.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
They drop Carlos Alcarez off at the latest tournament out
of the boat of a truck.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
They're asking him to go on trips out on boats. Yeah,
to get a fishing trip on a boat.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Might start watching tennis.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Opening batsman Jake weather or will joined past Bawler, Brendan
Doggett and debuting for Australia in the Ashes cricket autener
against England and Perth this afternoon. How Australia paying at
dollar seventy, England two thirty five, the draws paying eleven fifty.
When was the last time there was a draw in Perth?
What's the weather they're going to be like in Perth?
You've been there this time of year and I hot dry.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
In fact, I was just looking at the forecast yesterday
and they were in the mid thirties.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
At about eight o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 7 (15:48):
Did I say as well that this is going to
be the first game on sky sport they're putting in four.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
K oh I don't know.

Speaker 7 (15:54):
I think I'm pretty sure that's what they're doing and
this is the first time they're doing anything in four
k on sky.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
On sky Sport.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Really, because I'm usually in three point sixty p And
that's if I can get it to work.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Aren't we moving to eight K? Now?

Speaker 5 (16:06):
I'm on a k are you must be nice?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Formula One driver Liam Lawson returns to the Las Vegas
circuit this weekend, having finished sixteenth last year. Is that
a headline? It sounds like just what he's doing. Liam
Mawson's driving a car again this weekend? Yeap?

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Is he update?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Does that? Every week? Doesn't he? Update?

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Still driving.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Them? Mawson's got blonde here?

Speaker 6 (16:30):
Jerry and the Hootarchy breakfast even now?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
And then a headline pops up on the Herald and
you're like, really, that's that's the whole article?

Speaker 5 (16:39):
And this one really picked my address.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
It was what to do if you hate your son's
girlfriend and she can't stand you.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
It's very specific, is this? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:49):
And how common is this?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
And the other one that I wondered was, because I
don't know much about journalists, how do they decide what
they're going to write a story about?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Did this journalist sit down and go, sons, missus a bitch?

Speaker 4 (17:04):
That's exactly what happened? You know that?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah? You know that's the origin story that particular.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Yes, so they've written the article.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Tensions between mothers, sons and their partners is often common
because a new girlfriend often shifts a son's emotional loyalty
away from his mother. Mike, God, how much projection in
one article?

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Really, I don't know. Was that the way that it works?
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Either didn't happen to me that way?

Speaker 5 (17:29):
No, I wouldn't have thought.

Speaker 9 (17:31):
So.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Mothers may feel replaced, judged, or shut out, while girlfriends
may feel scrutinized compared crowding and security on both sides.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Also, mothers might feel relieved. Yeah, God, they don't have
to deal with their son as match.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
They stop calling me all the time.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
How about that? Yeah? So apparently that therapist and it
Byford thinks that long standing family habits, emotional roles, and
the special bond many mothers form with their sons can
make the arrival of a partner feel threatening.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Well, look, there's one answer to that.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
I would have thought. Like, the first answer is, don't
don't feel don't feel threatened.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
No, as the mother, you're the mom, for God's sake.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Very different role, very different role.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
They're your kid. Like, just don't you're not. Why would
you be threatened. They are a different thing. It's a girlfriend.
You're the mom. Don't feel threatened.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
How mothers can improve the relationship with one part of
the article, accept the new reality. The partner is now
the most important woman in your son's life. You're a guest,
not a central fear. My god, this is the most
passive aggressive article I've ever come.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
Across in my life. Acceptance leads to a better long
term involvement.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I mean, that's true. Like that sentence there, I accept
that acceptance leads to better long term involvement. That's true
across all things. Right, if there's no point in not
accepting something because ultimately, if it's going to happen, it's
going to happen and you cannot accept it. Oh, this
is your problem. That's going to be your fault.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
This is something that the Crusaders understand. This is one
of the weirdest parallels or ever draw But something that
the Crusaders have always understood and why they win so
many competitions, is because they play rugby the way it
is supposed to be played at the time, no matter
how boring the rule set makes, it no matter how
punishing it is to watch. They're like, look, this is
how it is at the moment. You might not like

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watching it, but we're not going to stick to some
ideal of how we think it should be played. We're
just gonna play it how it is, and then we're
gonna win, and it's gonna suck for everyone involved.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
The second point that therapist and Byford attempts to come
up with to try and help a mother improve the
relationship with their son's new girlfriend, show genuine interest, Like,
but you've already it's not genuine because you've already said
that you hate girlfriend. So you can't show genuine interest

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in someone that you hate. No, it's show fake interest.
She's saying, yes, but I reckon, I haint interest. I reckon,
I can, I reckon, I can flip that. I feel
like people bomb over things they hate more than things
they love. Shared trauma, shared trauma, or like, man, that
God's a dick. Like think about your best mates at work.
It's often because you're slagging someone else off in the office.

(20:10):
Hate that guy, you hate them?

Speaker 6 (20:11):
Do it?

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Perfect, So why don't you go to your your son's
new messages and be like, do you hate this person,
find someone that you both hate, and then I feel
like it'll you'll be right in there.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Yeah it reckons.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Spend time together one on one, see her as an individual,
and be compassionate and give us text three four eight
three is your son's missus a birch.

Speaker 8 (20:37):
As your mother in law?

Speaker 9 (20:38):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
I better not say that. And how did you get
over it? How did you solve the problem? There's Blair
on radio.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Had listen a good Friday Jerry and Mini the hold
Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
We were just reading an article about what to do
if you hate your son's girlfriend and she can't and
you've got a lot of texture on three four eight three.
I'm not going to read half of them, but one
of them said every woman loves the mummies.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Boy, it's a good fair point.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
And then another one said try being a bloke with
a daughter who keeps asking dad to fix everything because
there useless boyfriend, cart, bloody facts anything.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Oh and that's a good that's an interesting one, that one. Yeah,
that's an interesting dynamic.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Morning MANA and Jerry longtime podcast listener, first ever time
listening to the radio.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
That's from Sam. Thanks very much.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Oh, it's good yeah. And for people out there who
are listening to the radio show who didn't know we
do a podcast, We also do a podcast. It's available
on iHeart Radio or wherever you get your pods. Will
be recording one stuff this morning. Actually it'll be out
about eleven am.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, that's right, Hey, coming up after seven. There's a
lot of good stuff that's going to happen in between
the songs. But what I want to draw your attention
to as the listener at home, is the fact that
we've just recently had our studio revamped. The desks in
a different situation, different spot, blah blah, there's new computers.
Jerry is also down the line and crush it. We're
in different studios at the moment, and the only way

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to talk to each other is a terrifying process known
as putting it in record mode. Now, record mode requires
the microphones to be on and a slip of the
button forget that we're on it blah blah blah, could
result in a hot mic situation. We have never been
more at risk of a hot mic situation. So at
some point this morning, one of our careers could well

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and truly end. So if you're going to stick around
and listen to the show for anything. It should be that.

Speaker 7 (22:29):
And there's three steps that I have to go to
to get us into record mode. So if I miss
one of those steps, you're going to hear an if bomb,
You're going to hear it all sorts of stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
So you're saying that if we do end up having
a live mic situation and saying the wrong thing, it's
going to be your fault. Rudder.

Speaker 7 (22:44):
Yeah, I reckon, I'm on leave next week. I reckon
that could be made. Yeah, it's it's Rude's fault. But
it's it's us that are going to have to deal
with the replica, particularly you.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Jeremy. So Breakfast Jerry.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
And Midnight, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Mual.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
We've come to hold Recke Breakfast with Jeremy and.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
I and Ruder Toora.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
I haven't minday, get up.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
What you've got this.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
We are making the best of what we've got. It's Friday,
the twenty first of noven but twenty twenty five. My
name is Stuermy Wells versus Mania Stewart.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Before eight o'clock we get one hundred dollars to give
away all thanks to the Hidaky Breakfast, the Mastermind.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
We've also got after eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Glane joins us in the good news Tomato, which I
feel like we could all do with after this week,
your chance to self source and share a bit of
good news after eight o'clock.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
But coming up nixt something I.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Wanted to wander to introduce on a Friday, maybe introduce
a little bit of debate, a bit of discussion, and
basically just steal another radio idea from another radio station.
Let's get a bit of a top top.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Five gun as a Friday Top five.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
This week, because the sun's coming out, people are starting
to go back to the beach top five beaches in
the country, go what do you got?

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Jerry in the Night, the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
So time for brand new segment. I believe ruder you
have even made a sting for it. Let's have a listen.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
It's the.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Top five.

Speaker 7 (24:21):
I just love the song.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
Hell yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
We're just gonna have a debate about the top fives
of various things on a Friday.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Get a bit of argument going.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Sam has sixed through on three four eight three in
relation to Minia's debate. Since it's been broadcast to the
whole nation. Does this make it a masturbate? I suppose
a masturbate. I mean it depends on how many people
are part of it. At this stage, it's not a masturbate.
It's just a small debate. Do we immediately need to
rebrand this before we've even done this segment?

Speaker 4 (24:48):
The abate Monday and masturbate.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Maybe maybe on film? All right, let's go Friday's Top
five beaches. Does anyone want to go first?

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Yeah, I'll go first. I'll go first.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
I feel strongly on this. In fact, I feel like
I could because I think what we're going to do
is were we going to each nominate one from ourselves,
and then we'll put that in there and other people
can come in with their ideas and we will either
accept it or poop poet.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Feel free to get in touch three four, eight, three
or one hundred. You let us know what your favorite
beach is, because it's about this time of year where
people seriously start considering going to the beach.

Speaker 9 (25:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Absolutely, And we do have great beaches in New Zealand.
There's no doubt about that. They are great beaches to
go to and be by yourself on which is not
the case with a lot of beaches overseas.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Australia has great beaches.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
In fact, you'd probably say Australia has better beaches than
New Zealand because the water is warmer and oftentimes they've
got great surf beaches. They got I mean you think
about them, they got a huge coastline. Yeah, but New
Zealand has beautiful little bays in Australia doesn't really have
that same thing. For me, I think that a classic
New Zealand beach has to be a bait. It has

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to be a horseshoe shape yep, and it's got to
have a headland on either side, and that headland has
to be planted in native trees.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
And so for me, Martai Bay, which I went to
up on.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
The Kutty Ketty Peninsula, which is quite fine north the
bit just before you get to this to the really
narrow bit on the top of the North Hin right
at the north Yeah, that narrow but with the ninety
mile beach. But on the east coast is a little
peninsula that goes out called a kutt Ketty pininsula, which
apparently means intense wind and it wasn't windy the day

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I went, and I was on the eastern, the very
eastern part, like right on the outside and out there
is this amazing two double horseshoe bay beaches, one Matai Bay,
the other one Whitkata Bay, which is nowhere near the
wa And don't know why it's called that, but Matai
Bay is stunning beautiful white sand like stunning whitesand little

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nice waves, probably surf in certain wind conditions, and the
clearest water you've ever seen in your entire we got
that crystal blue. Yeah, my god, that color was beautiful.
It was like it reminded me of a Fijian or
Raratongan style, but it was beautiful.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Sounds amazing.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
There also sounds made up. I've never heard of it.
I don't even know where that is. I could not
point to it on a map.

Speaker 7 (27:17):
Jerry, you're not just doing that thing where your memory's
gone and just saying the last beach you went to
because you can't remember anything else from the previous forty
odd years.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
No, I seriously could name you about seven or eight.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
I mean I go Medland, I mean I go Midlands
on Great Barrier, like there's a there's a million other
beaches that I that I love. But I went there
recently and I thought, no, this is the best beach
that I've ever been to in New Zealm. There that's mine.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Look, it's pretty nice, Gerry, I think when we're going
best beaches. And again, I like to be science based
in my approach to this to I like to take
facts and figures into the equation. And you'd have to
say that if AA's Top ten Beaches in the Country list,
which comes out every year, has listed this beach in
the top ten on three separate ocasions, that's got to

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be one of the best beaches in the country.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Whether AA really do know their beaches, don't they? Oh?

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Boy do they?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
They certainly did in twenty fourteen, twenty seventeen and twenty
twenty one when they placed Caroline Bay and the top
ten beaches in the country Caroline Bay and Timid and
Tomorrow down the bottom of the Port Loop Road there
failed to Ridgister in the twenty twenty five top thirty
on trip Advisor.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
But it's got penguins, how many other how many?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Oh they stink, it's got a fishy smell about it?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Does that all beaches of a fishy smell. You can
park right at the beach, right Outsuka. That helps because
you can stay in your car because it's so cold,
you can walk there from town. How many other beaches
can can claim that?

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Taka, I mean most, Bondi most?

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Well, how about that's?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, see exactly, And Bondi is one of the best
bloody beaches in the world.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
You'll probably be the only one on the beach.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
So how about that? Because nobody wants to go there?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Is it? Any one subaby or like lying on a
towel in that beach? Does he want to swim there?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
You need sun to bathe? And I think, what about this?
Though it has I someone needs to fact check me
on this. I believe it has the largest playground in
the Southern Hemisphere by land.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
What yeah, because that's because no one wants to be
on the beach.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
If you stretch, they've got to do something behind it.
If you stretch from the avery to the end of
the tennis courts. I think it's the biggest playground on
God's Green Earth.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Okay, so you're sites in Caroline Bay and team that ruder?
What about you?

Speaker 7 (29:26):
Year I grew up in the way he beach area,
and I have never found a better beach than why
He Beach. I've looked far and wide overseas around New Zealand.
I've been everywhere Man and way He Beach for me,
beautiful sand, just the perfect amount of surf. Yeah right,
and just what is it? Probably about ten kilometers long
and just a wonderful part of the country.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Actually it's too long. It's it's too it's massive. It's
like you may as well be at ninety mile Beach.
It goes forever. I've found a bit of one. What
about you own swept I rate Tailor's mistake down in christ.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Ch closing the names though. It's a mistake.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
But it's right next to Sumner, which quite gets quite busy.
So you're going to Anne's mistake.

Speaker 7 (30:07):
It's a bit more niche.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
You get more waves, more wave diving.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Yeah, okay, a good place if you want to be
eaten by shark.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah. Freezing cold water no.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
But but I suppose you would get about one hour
of sun before the easterly whips up and blinds you
with the sand.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Okay, Carol, exactly there.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
Give us a take three four eight three A call
us one hundred Hardaki.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
We want to enter your votes into the top five
beaches in the country.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
It's the I've suggested Matai Bay North in the Kaddy
Caddy Peninsula, and I you have suggested Caroline Bay. God
knows why.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Well, three times top ten beach in the country.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
Really falling off a cliff in the last four years though, And.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
I've always wondered with the top ten beaches in the country,
is it only beaches who are a little bit ship
that enter into that, because if you're decent beach, you're
probably not worrying too much about whether AA is promoting it.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
That's the thing I mean, as you said, good beach
to drive up to one hundred percent. Actually, back in
the day, I'll tell you a beach that was fantastic,
isn't that as Kai Teddy Teddy up in the Nelson
Bays and Able Tessman region. Man, you used to be
able to drive right up to the sand there and
park up. They've changed it kind of now a little bit,
but it was the golden sand, beautiful colored water. You've

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got the beautiful trees on either side, with the Horseshoe
Bay beautiful.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yes, I think Rachel agrees with issues on the lines morning,
Good morning Rachel.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Hello, your favorite beach.

Speaker 9 (31:35):
Yeah, definitely Kai Teriri Cherry.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, there's something about the sand. A it's not white sand,
it's like golden, a little.

Speaker 9 (31:41):
Bit coarse, yeah, yeah, but it's definitely golden. But it
is in the Golden Bay kind of area. Yeah, able
Testaman and Yeah, beautiful. And the water is very calm
as well in blue.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yeah, because the bay almost closes itself off again, doesn't it.
It's almost like a like a pond.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (32:02):
And when the water goes out, like the water comes
out from under the bridge, people slide through. It gets
really shallow.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah, I think as well. I think a lot of
North Islanders haven't been to the able Tasman and if
you haven't, you must go because it is actually it's
ridiculously beautiful.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
The color of the color of the.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Water, the color of the sand, just the fact that
nobody's around. It is one of the most beautiful parts
of New Zealand. There's no doubt about that.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
It is one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Thanks very much for the call, Rachel, and a lot
of people agreeing with her on the text line as well.
On three four eight three. So, I think we need
to throw kait ted today in there. The other one
that has been voted the most is New Chums. I
feel like a lot of people New Chumps is in
the coromander. You actually can't drive there, You've got a
walk and I think that's part of the charm. I
actually got shushed by a woman on the walk over

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to New.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Chums speech, what are you saying? So we okay? So
what happened was it was peak.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
It was in that period between Christmas and New Year's
so it was rammed, and you've got to park at
one beach and then walk around up over a hill
and then down to Newchump's beach.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Beautiful beach.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Yeah, you park it flung a paw.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
And so as we're walking along the beach to get
over there, there's a part where you need to lean
on this big log. At that time, there was a
big bit of driftwood there. This lady leaned on it
and her foot slipped into between two stones. As she slipped,
she put her hand out and a bit of driftwood
went straight through the webbing between her thumb and her
index finger, and.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
She just stopped.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
She was in shock, and I was like, are you okay,
And she didn't say anything, and so I walked over
as I thought she'd done her ankle or something like that,
and then she goes, I've got a splinter in my hand.
I was like, oh, okay, And then she she turned
around and showed me, and honestly, this thing would have
been like the as thick as your index finger.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Threw the webbing in her hand.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
And she couldn't get it back at I was like, oh, geez,
that's a good eat, and she goes, shush.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
She didn't want to know how bad it was.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
No, she didn't. She couldn't look at it. But her husband,
her husband was right there. So I was like, all right, then.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Let the man speak, let the man be astonished.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, so, I think, said Mark Sixter on three four
eight three Saint Clear Beach, Ins and Eden, standing on
the waterfront in the middle of the summer, steering down
subtly directly from Antarctica wind cutting through.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Here's a few of those beaches around the class. I
think we chuck.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Also, in winter, you'll see an iceberg float past you
once a year.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Oh yeah, so yeah, new chumps, I agree, it's good
to get one on the Coramana, beautiful beaches all through
the Corimenal.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
I just don't like the name New Chumps.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
New Chums, Yeah, could you name it something good?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Why he beach best in in z Easy.

Speaker 7 (34:52):
That's not from me, by the way, that's from a
different person.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
A lot of Texan for Topol Bay, Far North as well,
New Chums, New Champs, Sky, Teddy Cathedral Cove. Nothing for
Fungi Matar, Nothing for Funa Maatar or Tama Beach or
Tama Batama.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
I've never been there is that.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Or Tama is in the Coramandel, in the northern part
of the Coramandel. Beautiful, beautiful beach, white white, white sand.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
It's beaches this week.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, top five hottest beaches in the country. And we're
taking your texts on three four eight three and your
calls on eight hundred as a Hadaki as well. An
interesting point here that you raised in the break there, Jerry,
is not a lot of love for the West Coast.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
No, I look up West Coast is interesting. There are
no votes for any West Coast beaches. Nothing in Tartanaki,
nothing on the West coast of Auckland their p ha
for example, Nobody voting for Pi. Hah. It does look
good in photos and it's incredibly dramatic. The West Coast, however,
it's a I'm not surprised there's no votes. It's a
bit kelly.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
It's very Yeah, it's very drowny over there. I mean
it's the thing is the coast just drops off. It
gets deep so quickly.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
You're also getting all the weather coming in from over
in Australia.

Speaker 7 (36:07):
But also the black sand. I'm not a fan of
the black sand. It's very It sticks to you, it
gets in places you don't want to find.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
It's always got its hand out. I just think it's hot,
is what it is.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
I mean, good luck in the middle of summer.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Good luck and febry walk.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Yeah yeah, no, no, dug god.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Oh my god, it's even goes through your jandles. Yeah,
it's it's insane.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
It's an absolute nightmare. So you're not a little love
for that. So all right, should we rip into this
top five? I've compiled all of the boats. Number five.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
Number five is Masapod.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
I've been hereful beautiful up north, yeah, and just past
two to Kaka that there's a whole lot of bays
up there. Sandy Bay, Woolli's Bay, Fananaki Maurice's Bay, and
then if you've got much body, which is a beautiful shape.
Plus it's got the mermaid pools there that you can
walk to it low tide around the rocks, which are
really cool.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
I think, to be honest, you could do a top
five Corimandal Beaches. You could do a top five Northland
beaches as well. We go to the Corimando now Number
four four New Chumps someone, well, someone's just texting on
three four eight three New Chumps.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Sounds like it's out a SpongeBob.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yeah, it's an annoying name. Pity because it's an amazing beach.
And of course behind New Chumps, I think it was
in public ownership like I think I think it was.
It was a National park or something. It was a park.
There's a proposal now to sell it, and I think
people are opposing that because it's one of those places
it's hard to get to, which doesn't make it kind

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of better in my opinion.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Number three Quiesedity Tity Morning, absolute helmets. Best beach surely
had to be Kyees Eddy Teddy, or perhaps it was,
and now it's just too commercial with its specific boating
faery lanes, swimming areas. Bridge is good to jump off, though,
keep up the punishing work. It's got to be in there.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
It does look beautiful with beautiful sand course, as you
pointed out, a great color. It's not the best beach
in that particular area, however.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
It is popular. Yeah, and it's accessible.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yeah, great swimming spot, very flat, no surfing, but you know,
if you're into your supping, it's.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
A good spot for you as well.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Number two sut Cleair Beach in Anita and standing on
the water front the middle of summer, steering down a
southerly directly from Anttarctica, wind cutting through you.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
How the hell did that get to number two?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
I would also throw in the fact that you can
park up up the top with a feeder KFC when
you hung over and watch people's surf.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, and you can also watch people dressed in wetsuits
that cover their heads get eaten by sharks because I
think it's a seal, that's right.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
You can even ring the shark bell at the top
of the thing when you haven't seen one, just to
watch people run.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
And if you're a seal, you can make your way
up into that saltwater pole, into the saltwater pools and
I think you end up in the gift shop.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
That's right, Number one one.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Caroline Bay couldn't have been anything else. Three times top
ten each of the year. Just at the bottom of
the port Loop road there famous for it's penguins, great
dogging spot at bottom of the port Loop Road. The
public toilets there votes and so oh you guys can't
see the votes because we don't have a frequency in
South Canterbury, but a lot of them coming through, so.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
That's not right.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
That is all in all, the successful debut for the
Friday Top fives, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
And Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
So so much to talk about this morning news and
so many things going on in the news.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Heap's going on in the news, including wherever Wales play?
If you've just joined us, well, we were going to
play the audio but we can't because Jerry just dropped
the f pom. We knew this was going to happen today,
I just didn't think it was going to happen on
air during the news, but straight off the rip and
f poem from Jeremy Wells and the text machine is

(39:57):
absolutely loving it some six through three four eight three.
Loved this so much, Jerry cass your mother with that mouth.
Jack has text it on three four eight three. It
took me nia nine days for his first f bomb.
It took Jerry fourteen years. Congratulations, Jarry, We do.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
Have the audio here apparently beat apparently beat nop not
beat not beat, Thank goodness, waved your hands on me.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
We'll get that beat and play it out after eight o'clock. Hey,
Jerry writes this textter on three four a three. Good
to see the christ Church is rubbing off on you.
Another text so, Hey, just trying out this radio show
I heard on a podcast and loving it, squearing just
like on a podcast. Lovely and another one here Jeremy
loving it. Unemployed Mike from the sounds.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
People like it. So when you're accidentally dropping him from
I have accidentally dropped the sea bomb on TV once.
But I went to say credit crunch, and instead of
saying credit crunch, I was it credit crunch?

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Oh no, it was something about I think it was
a weird crunch.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Yeah, And instead I dropped the R and I said
and I actually said cunch. But as I went towards
the H, I realized that I dropped the R, and
then I instill, so I didn't even say the H.
So I just ended up.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Saying, hell, yeah, yeah, I don't know where he said
that High Team rights the six one three, four eight three,
it's the BSA here great if and if bomb keep
that rolling, if the edge and MOREFM.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Oh god, I don't know. Look again, you do this.
I blame Ruder.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
I blame I blame Ruder for this, and and the
fact that where I'm somewhere else. Firstly, and also, as
you said and I, we were worried about having a
hot mic situation at some stage, and I was so
focused I thought them was Rud is going to push
the wrong button at some stage. And I was really
really focused on that and not actually just my watching
what I said myself.

Speaker 7 (42:02):
Now as right, I'm going to stand up for Ruder,
and I'm going to say g I was in quick
with that song to not leave any big old.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Man's nappy there. I thought I'd saved it.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
I thought people wouldn't noticed her.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
Oh no, they noticed.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
We're gonna get that beat and replay that after eight
o'clock because between now and then we've got one hundred
dollars to hopefully give away at the Hodacky Breakfast, master.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
Work Jerry and Midnight the Archy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was chit Chit, but Lucy from Chitchitt
to stay at home. Mum couldn't take away the prize,
excuse me. So today we've got one hundred huck up
for grabs Jackpot's fifty huck every day we don't ever
win it. And since the Ashes kicks off between England
and Australia in Perth today, today's Mastermind topic is England
and Australia.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
And on the line now we have Ryan from Auckland.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
He's a civil engineer.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Morning Ryan, welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Good morning, Good morning follows. So are yes good? Thank you?
I believe you can solve a Rubik's cuban thirteen seconds.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Well, as Zowey said, do you have this wacky a
wacky thing?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
And she said, you know, four seconds is probably a
good thing to say, and I said, well I can't
do that. We can only do thirteen. So yeah, so
I don't know if that's good enough for you. Guys,
Will you have me?

Speaker 4 (43:15):
I'll have you well, what other skills do you have?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Ryan?

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Well, I can play chopsticks.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
On the P and okay, okay, you can chop a
better stick on the D. All right, we'll have you, Ryan,
We'll have you to mate.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Thank you Ryan. The way this works forty five seconds,
five questions.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
You've got to get three correct if you're going to
pass past quickly. If we stuff it up, you win. Ryan.
It sounds like a plan, all right, Ryan. Here is
the first question for one hundred bucks topic England and Australia.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Who is the King of England one hundred years ago?

Speaker 9 (43:49):
Oh, King George the Fifth?

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Yes? What was Australia's first capital city.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
Canberra?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Whoever?

Speaker 4 (43:57):
It's ninety nine point ninety four in test cricket?

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Davy dumb?

Speaker 9 (44:02):
Dumb?

Speaker 6 (44:03):
No?

Speaker 4 (44:03):
In what city where the Beatles formed?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Liverpool? Correct? What is the longest river in Australia.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
Yarra River?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
No?

Speaker 4 (44:15):
What was Australia's first capital city.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Melbourne? Correct? Is done out there?

Speaker 4 (44:21):
It is well done, Ryan, you came back around.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
You played that very very well and also great work
knowing who the King of England was one hundred years
ago nineteen twenty five? Didn't you know that. Guys.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Wow, I definitely didn't.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
That was really impressive.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Oh congratulations, good stuff made enjoy that one hundred bucks.
Have a good weekend.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Thank you, sirs.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
No worries.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Don Bradman ninety nine point ninety four. The Beatles formed
in Liverpool.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
He got that one. And the longest river in Australia
is Murray, the Murray.

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exactly what's happened this morning. I came in this morning,
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Hopefully something good happens to me between now and eight
ten and I can share it with the listener.

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And boy did it.

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Sometimes you pray to the radio gods and sometimes they answer,
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Speaker 1 (46:25):
Jeez, that's right. A good old fashioned f bomb from Jeri.
I don't think I've ever heard one before.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
What I don't feel like I've dropped bomb and we
doing this reddish for thirteen years.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
At fourteen, I think, yeah, I don't think I've dropped
anth bomb.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
And all that time, I'd pride myself on being able
to growing up with parents who don't swear, right, I
pride myself on being able to just care. I do
swear right. I do swear in real life. I swear,
I swear and not like the whole time. But I
do swear when I'm broadcasting. I try not to. And
I reckon growing up with parents who don't swear as

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the perfect training because I don't ever swear in front
of my parents. Although I did drop one if bomb
once in the car with my mum, and how it
was terrible. I was like thirty as well when I
dropped an just like that one actually by my mistaken
my mother just stopped.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
People always sorry, No, I was just gonna say. People
always ask like, how do you stop yourself from swearing
on the radio. It's just like, if you imagine your
grandparents are in the corner of the room, you know
what I mean. It's easy not to swear in front
of them. And that's why I feel so let down
that you did that this morning.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Really is it just me?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Or I vaguely remember I think so towards it the
beginning of the year, you dropped an IF bomb somewhere.
In fact, I just have been working away behind the
scenes here quietly, and I because I thought that you
would bring up my one again.

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And have I listened to this?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
You know, if I'm gonna be doing headstands in my
backyard while my neighbor's looking straight up my lips, there
we go.

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Yeah, he who'd be without cast fill stone? Yeah?

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Oh, like it does happen. It's when you feel too comfortable,
isn't it just having a good time with your mates,
and then you're like, oh, hold on, sorry about that.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
I think you got too comfortable down there if you
just joined us. Jerry's in the christ Jurge office. He's
down there.

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He's been giving a bunch of chocolates and there he's
hanging out with people out in the in the smoker room,
and he.

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Forgot RH was for a second.

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So that's my truth.

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Is that good news?

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That is great news?

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Speaker 5 (49:08):
Which one?

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Yeah? What day? Is there not an F bomb?

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I think I feel like an F bomb is the
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Speaker 5 (49:20):
Sports Chat with acc head g Lane caught you by
x Bot Ultra the bell.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
For here, Welcome to the show, ACC here, G Lane.
A whales really that bad?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
G Lane? The all Blacks are a dollar one and
whales are fifteen? But are they really that bad? They're
playing this weekend? That whatever the F stadium they play
it there in Wales. Yeah they're that bad.

Speaker 8 (49:43):
Yeah, they're pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
They've had a terrible run the last year or so,
and they are coming off the back of a comprehensive
victory over Japan by one point. But saying that the
tab also the line is at twenty six and a half,
which is possibly the biggest one I've seen the All
Blacks in quite some time. And the fact that we
have made so.

Speaker 8 (50:06):
Many changes thirteen changes.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
The only survivors from the last test Dog Roll Seaman Porker,
Simon Parker and Will Jordan. They've absolutely emptied.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
The bench is now in the wing.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah, I think I saw it at twenty eight this morning. Honestly,
I don't think we're beating them by thirty points?

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Are we?

Speaker 3 (50:23):
I don't know, But people seem to think the pre
cogs at the tab down in the bunker there they
have seen, they have seen Wales and I've.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Thought shit, yeah, and the foot garbage. Is there something
as well? Is there a stat that they know about
which is something like when the All Blacks get beaten,
the percentage chance of them losing the next game is
like very slim.

Speaker 8 (50:47):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
I don't know what it is that what it is,
I think it's you just need to look at the
form of Wales. I think this victory against Japan is
one of the only victories of one of only a
small handful in the last two or three years. They
haven't gone on a shocking run, so shocked that they
sacked Warren Gatland, who was the messiah.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
At Wales, and then all of a sudden he's not.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
He couldn't even fix it, So they're in a bit
of trouble Wales. But whether they you know, whether the
line should be at around twenty six to twenty eight,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Know, think so, Although I don't know that their first
five seems like a good dirt. He's kind of chunky,
and I love a chunky first five, and they've got that.
I see a lot of myself in a chunky first five.
They've also got that Feller back.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
From the NFL Reefed Zimmerman or whatever the hell his
name is.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Is it enough though, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (51:31):
But a pretty exciting team. I must have been the
all black team. I'm a pretty the back line.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
When you've got sneakers at you've got the smiling Hyena
Damien McKenzie at ten. Then you've got Anton dobro Rico Yuwani.
Then you've got Will Jordan on one you and you've
got the love muscle at the back.

Speaker 8 (51:46):
You got Jeb.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
But the butt returns onto the left wing, I reckon.
I mean, if they cut loose, they could spank them
by some significant margins.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Yeah, potentially. What I was asking Jerry this earlier this morning.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
And he just swore at me.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
But I thought maybe I could ask you, why do
you think he's made thirteen changes?

Speaker 8 (52:03):
Is it just the Grand slams off? The Grand slams off?

Speaker 3 (52:06):
I guarantee if the Grand Slam was still on the cards,
that would be exactly the same team as last week.
So it's good opportunity to let these guys run. And
look the front row of Pasilyo, Tossi, Sammasoni Takiyaho, the
fifty inch Samsung and the mighty Williams that is about
four hundred kg's and hupids.

Speaker 8 (52:22):
That is a fearsome front row like.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
A lift wouldn't move if they got into it.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (52:27):
Absolutely, And you got dog Roll.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
You've got You've got dog Roll and the Dutch rudder
the red Lock district and Fabian Holand coming back into
the team as well because he had just had the
spews last week so he couldn't play.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
So it's not yet.

Speaker 8 (52:40):
I reckon it's going to be a great game. I
still won't get up at four him.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Dead rubber with black Caps playing West Indies G Lane.

Speaker 8 (52:48):
Yeah, I always love a dead rubber.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
I am picking this is going to be a similar
game to the fifth T twenty when Western He's went
down to Dunedin the series was gone and they just capitulated.
I think that's going to be the similar they're going
to They would have had to get on an at
R from Napier to Hamilton, so things don't get better
for them and they will roll out in Hamilton and
I think.

Speaker 8 (53:09):
The black Caps will thump them in this one. It's
this dead rubber.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Speaking of cricket, the Ashes starts today, which is pretty exciting.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Over in Perth.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Have England got the bowling attack in job for Archer
and Mark would to be able to rip through Australia
and you'd say they're kind of favored conditions bouncy fast
pitching Perth.

Speaker 8 (53:30):
Yeah, Persa, it's an interesting one. I think if England.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Survive this first Test will either a drawer or if
they manage a fart a victory, then.

Speaker 6 (53:39):
It is all on.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
There's no no draw I know, but it is.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
But if they managed to survive this first Test, it
is it is all on for young and old in
this in this series, because this is they always put
them at Perth because they've come from England seem friendly
conditions and they put them on an absolute belter of
a wicket.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
And a road of national significance.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Absolutely, but they haven't got they haven't got Hey, they
haven't got Cummins, they haven't got cum Dog millionaire and
income England with Joffra Archer and Mark Wood who are
far quicker than anything that Australia have got. And also
you've got an Australian top order that aren't settled either.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
There is there's that.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Usually you come into these ashes and you go, wow,
this Australian team they're gonna hump them five nil. They
don't have that aura about this team.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
No, they don't do that.

Speaker 8 (54:23):
They've got Steve Smith and.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Labashan Sha just a couple of real cricket. Absolute nothing's
on the on the cricket spectrum. Both those guys are
at the same end of it, but they haven't got
com dog millionaire Pet Cummins. He holds that team together.
Hazelwood's they're supporting him, so who knows. There's some great
options at the tab you can do on the first innings,
things like first thing like you got Travis Head twenty

(54:45):
plus runs and Alex Carry ten plus runs playing two ten.
You've got Cam Green to hit a six, take a
catch and take a wicket at twelve bucks. Like, there's
some great options there to get involved in the Ashes.
But it's quite concerning that cricket fans in New Zealand
are more excited about this series than their own home summer.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Well that's the Ashes. I mean, the Ashes is exciting about.
I was also say this Gulan. England also have to
get through this game. There's something about playing in per
thirty five degrees for five days. You've got job for
Archer who hasn't bowled a whole heap, and the Australians
know they can put England under a lot of pressure
with some injuries. If they actually make England bowl a

(55:25):
whole heap, it screws you for the rest of the series.
This is what they've been over the longest time. Australians
are used to playing in those conditions. The English they
don't like playing for five days and thirty five degrees.
It's punishing.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Yeah, and there's a lot of criticism coming from former players,
which they love to do during the ashes English form
players and both of them in particular, saying that they
haven't spent enough time in Australia preparing. They were over
on a golf tour of New Zealand and then decided
to go to Australia. They should have at least spent two, three,
four weeks.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
And on, come on, beef, what would have you liked
to have done?

Speaker 3 (55:56):
He would have been on the piss hard in Sydney
for four weeks before and then hit the field.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
That's a great point.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
I've heard an old basket retired basketball player saying that
current players don't hit the person.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
That's why they're getting injured so much.

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