October 30, 2025 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
H get a. It's Jerry here from the head keep breakfast,
just letting you know that if you're listening to the
podcast but just talking the top of this part, you
do it as well to find out just talking just
(00:22):
out the north or south as an island and get
for three and we'll let you know. And now let's
get on with the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Talks all over that's quite a bit. You don't talk
a little over this party.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I mean Jerry would come in and talk all over
that bloody talk all over Jerry.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, you're all just keeping on the top of it
talking about podcast where everybody is a couple of hard
to listen to everybody it is called twin over. It's
really really exactly what's saying. It's really hard, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Big Perry Office, Do you guys have to stop doing
you then, Big Perry yoppers.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I woke up with that this morning in my head
and it was Maniah saying it too massive sers.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
So this is one of those things you know when
you see like a meme or something on social media
and then you never see it again and you don't
even know what to search because you're like, I don't
and it was it was a picture of you know
when they make those models of like battlefield recreations from
like the American Civil War and stuff. Someone made one
of those and the woman is like Paul Revere riding
(01:40):
through the streets and the British are coming or whatever
and pause, and then they zoomed in on one of
the things and there's a lady leaning out of the window.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
With their yoppers on it and the cash, And was like,
why did they have to put the yoppers on it?
And it just stuck in my crawl, like it has
to you. But I've never been able to find that
picture again. And so I'm the only person walking around
saying yoppers. And I even asked Joe Jerry because I
sent the meme to him, but we send each other
so many means back and forth that we'll never find it.
(02:09):
I was like, what do you remember that one about
the yoppers? Is like, no, so now I'm just the
yoppers guy.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
So is that the only time you've ever heard that's
where yoppers came from?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That's I've never heard anyone else say it.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's a great one, yoppers.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I've started. It's on a metapa. It describes the yoppers totally.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's a good one. And then it's that weird thing
as well, where you understand that there's only a certain
amount of ideas ever circling around in the universe. Because
then you showed me a picture today of Sidney Sweeney
in a particular outfit, and immediately I went back to
Yoppers again. I've been able to get it out of
my hand.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I think you manifested the yoppers this morning. I also
think I also think that that was a revenge dress.
I think the rumor of my recent engagement has gotten
back to Sydney Sweeney and she's gone, I want to.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Get back at this bus. That makes a lot. Yeah,
that makes heap of sense. A slightly a side issue,
but one that I would like to talk about today
that I heard the other day on a podcast which
I thought was super interesting. Did you know that you
have breathed in the same oxygen.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Molecul molecule as Hitler?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh, the one I heard was Jesus. So it's interesting
that I heard Jesus and you've heard Hitler.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I heard Sidney sweening what and Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Maybe not seen because recently just yeah came around.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Know is that because there's only an x amount of
molecules on Earth of oxygen, and so everyone it's like
you have you ever drunk the same glass of water twice?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Or we all share?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
We've shared. Everybody pretty much has shared every molecule of
oxygen with Eyndus. That is the weirdest thing to get
try and get hit around.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Also far more likely for you and I, though, Jerry,
because we ate at Hitler's favorite risk. Yes, so we've
actually may have even used the same cutlery. We have
definitely sat in the same spot as him.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, were our feet have been in the same
place as him? Yeah? No, I find that super super interesting.
I mean, you and I have definitely also breathed the
same air molecules, and in fact, I've breathed in some
of your pooh molecules are the.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Same as I think about that whenever I smell someone
else's fat.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's someone that's someone's pooh molecules going into your nose,
isn't it It is? That's exactly what discussion we did. It.
We studied it and according to science with doctor Damien Christie.
He went deep into it. And because we said, what
is a fart and a fart is just tiny little
pooh particles. Yeah, going into your nose. I think about that.
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I had a flatmate who yoppers at one point. He
did have the young spelled yoppers. This is the thing
because it goes J didn't know.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I'm going why it wasn't the meme that I saw anywhere.
But and then Google's like, did you mean toppers? No, Google,
I did not mean toppers. I mean yoppers. Anyway, my
flatmate who ripped us one day in the in the lounge,
and I was like, oh, for fox sake, and he goes,
you know what, just having there, my butthole rattled the
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hears inside.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Your ear, and that's how you heard. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And then and then my poo went into into your nose,
into your nose. We're all connected.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
We're all connected, only a couple of yoppers away from
each other, aren't we.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
We're all very very well connected.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I don't want to get too deep into the yoppers,
but obviously the large part of.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Me does.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
That.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Same that same friend actually messaged me yesterday again to
congratulate me on my rest and engagement, and he said
girlfriends are for boys, partners.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Are for business, but a wife that's for a man.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Oh wow, deep, he's like a He's a tongue and
philosopher is what he is. He's tonging, he's here's how
tongue and he is? He's so tongue and how tongue
and is he His dad's name is Tonga.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Tonga, I know, I know some other people called Tonga.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, his dad's name is Tonga.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, that's super tong running a flag on the car,
he wears his flag.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
On the inside. Yeah, probably fine. And also in his
driver's license.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
You probably don't need You probably don't feel the need
to justify your tongue in this or express it to
other people. When your name fucking is Tonga, you don't
have to convince.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
People your tongue.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And for the coronation of the king a while back,
and it was quite an experience that they that every
single school kid in tongue marched down the main street
as part of the celebrations. And I can tell you
from my observations as a as a bystander, Tonguan's are huge.
(06:55):
They are massive. But but but they are tall, like
all these tongue and school kids.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Man, they were big. They're enormous, like.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
They are enormous people. There wasn't a single person walking
along there. Who I reckon This is just a guess
of it, but there was not a single school kid
who was under about five foot eight. Yeah, like they
were massive.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Look to massively step out of our own lane and
brunch into anthropology and genealogy here.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Why tonge is so much bigger than Salmon's.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Polynesians in general are enormous, and they are an exception
to an anthropological rule around people that live on islands
versus on mainlands because their only sources of protein are fish,
whereas if you live on the mainland, you've got access
to things like pigs and cattle and that kind of stuff.
But for some reason, the islands of Polynesia have just
bred these enormous human beings. It's something to do with
(07:47):
I think they are one. To get to those islands,
you had to send about a thousand dudes out on
boats and only the strongest made it there. So that's
part of it.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well, can I can I just go slightly sideways from
that and add to it and say, if you were
to survive on a boat, the type of genetics which
could survive a brutal trip like that, across the person
would surely be the genetics which held onto body restored
energy the best, because if you were if you were
(08:17):
skinny and you were you know, you're gone burgers, you'll
be able to hold onto energy.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
And then the other part is so the flip side
of that is, and again I'm so far out of
my depth on this topic, but apparently there's something in
your genealogy as a Polynesian person where you synthesize protein
way quicker than other people and you only need small
amounts such that once you introduce beef, cattle, fast food,
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you know, like Mac's KFC and that kind of stuff,
it has a way bigger impact on people with that
kind of genetics than it does on other people because
they process proteins so well.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
And I think sugar, I think there's a sugar thing
going on there. I don't think anything you need a
whole lot of sugar. I think I think you just
yet genetic. But also the height, Like that was the
thing that really got me going was just the height
of people just massively tore. It seemed like all of
the males were like six foot three. My massive, massive
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people massive.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
I'm still trying to find the the yoppers, yoppers?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, what are.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You looking up?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Just yoppers?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I've branched out into yappers just to see if I've
misremembered it. But I don't think it is yappers. It
was auto correcting to yappers.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Are you sure it's not a why? Well? Sorry? Jay
Well yer? Like like if any's Dutch? Is it a
Dutch word?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I don't know. I don't know if it was.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I saw some yoppers while I was over in Holland. Yeah,
what do we call it the Netherlands?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
To near the Netherlands?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Was it the Netherlands?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Isn't it the Dutch? The Spanish Netherlands? It was originally
known there was some yoppers over there.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well, just clarifying because on urban dictionaries is yoppas are
pills or ecstasy?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
So is that what? Never never heard someone call a
pill a yopper?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Apparently? Apparently? Also a yoppa is a genus of parasitic
wasp that's with a J. And the ancient city of
Ja'afar was called yopper and the Bible and now it's
part of Tel Aviv in Israel.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We'll come back with more of this fascinating information in
just a moment.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Oh, yopper, here's a great recipe for after school for
the kids.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
This music makes me feel so good.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I immediately puts me back in my grandparents' living room.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
It's because it played just before the news, didn't it?
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Food in a Minute with Alison Goft, and my nana
would always be like, that sounds really good. I should
try that. Because this is pre internet, so if you
wanted to find a menu, or not a menu, a
fucking recipe, recipe, you couldn't unless the Alison goten popped
up onto your screen. It's this and the is it
(11:09):
Health in a Minute or whatever? Oh, the Men's Health,
The Family Health Direct with Jude Dobson.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
With Jude Dobson thing, She's.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Like, you about to have a clutcher here? You might
want to try this one.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And I think there was another. It was The Family Health.
They also did it feature Mark Perry. That's right, yeah,
arect erectile dysfunction is a problem that affects many men. Yeah,
it was what he's aired, Wasn't it not a rect?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
It was yours looking like a bag being check.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I am. It's funny because in the in the.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Developed world, we and America are the only two countries
where it's legal to advertise pharmaceuticals. That's right, and that's
because everything's legal in America. And I heard someone talking
on a podcast about it. Look it was Joe Rogan. Fine,
I listened to the Joe Rogan podcast around there, and
he was going, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You know.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
New Zealand's what.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
A crazy place that they are allowing the same thing
we are. And when I was in America, I was like, oh,
this is very different than what we have. Things like
ours is like are you taking this asthma pump? Ask
your doctor if this one might be better? And that's it.
And therese are, like, Derek and your kids got issues.
You could potentially sue the doctors for creating the learning
(12:24):
difficulties that your children are having.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You give us a call nout.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
But the other thing they've got is they've got the
pharmaceutical ads. But then a part of the difference between
New Zealand and America, and I was reading about this
just the other day, is that New Zealand doesn't have
to verbalize all of the side effects. Boy does America though,
but they have to do in America. So they have
to put it in and they you have to be
able to legally hear.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
It, yes, and they speak them up.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
But course to act function also good. Seriously, the side
effects are longer.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
More terrifying than the age of ad.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, it's so we only have to put them on
and text yes, verbalizer.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Just be aware if you take this pill, you your
dick might fall off, you might off yourself. Like there's
all these things like why the hell would anyone take that?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I know, it's terrifying.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
And so when they were talking about America and New
Zealand are the only two places you're allowed to advertise
that stuff, I was like, we're not doing that. Nah,
We're just like, hey, are you taking viagra? There's an
off brand version of that. You could probably try that.
That's as far as ours goes. Yeah, this one's like
you can't get it up. Take this thing. Your teeth
might fall out, you might go blind.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah. I don't know about the advertising pharmaceuticals. I don't
reckon you should be able to do it. No, I
don't reckon. I think the rest of the world has
got it right, and I think New Zealand and America,
I think, particularly in New Zealand, with how weird nonverbal
of the side effects has got it the most wrong.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
But I also don't know anyone who's ever taken any
of that advice on board. I've had s in my
entire life. I've never once gone into the doctor and
get juke Dobson reckoned.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I could take this up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Dobson was mainly focused on tenure. I think it was
like it was just little kind of little health issues.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I mean, I thought you out of the foot.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I read the other day about animal a zimpic. Oh,
they've got animal azimpic. And if your animal is overweight
and you're thinking about buying a drug to make it
not overweight, you are tad because you just don't feed
like the animal, just don't feed it is.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
This was my partner's advice for me around the Big
Brown Slimer was when we have an animal at the
zoo that is overweight, we do not put it on keto,
we do not put it on intimittent and fasting. We
exercise it more and we feed it less.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
And you should do that too. That's quite simple, yea
very simple, and it's always been that way.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
You know, you can get bombarded online with with you know,
a real that says you should be doing this and
stop doing this, and this is why you fat, and
this is how you lose your weight.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
And there's a peld to sort it out.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
But people figured it out.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You know.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
They won World War One and World War two doing
sit ups and press ups and pull ups and running
and that was it.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
And myth and a lot of them. No, they didn't
win the myth. The myth is.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Didn'th is lost methys.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Mythies don't generally win in the long run. In the
long run, they never win.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
They definitely don't win.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
No, I mean, your house might be tidier briefly, yeah,
for about six months.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
And if you need to pull a motorcycle apart, then
I couldn't recommend anything more highly.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well, we had. We tried to look for positive myth
stories a while back on the radio show, and we
found one guy who said that he employed a myth
he to do his accounts and apparently the first like
two months were amazing and they just powered through the accounts,
and then money started going missing. And they came back
(15:49):
to us actually a year later and said that things
had got even worse than things had taken a terrible turn.
So I'm still looking for that one positive story of
myth and finish I never found.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I listened to a podcast a while ago, and it
was a guy who interviewed a couple of unhoused people.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
It was really interesting, like how did you get here?
Speaker 4 (16:10):
And one of them was quite interesting And the other
one was this lady and she was now in a
position where she had gone blind, so she couldn't get
a job anymore, and she wasn't meth head still. And
her thing was, she went out into her backyard one
day and stared at the sun and held her eyes
open and she went blind.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Oh shit, no, So that was like she was like, well, I've.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Now that's a shocking and goal horrible.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Like got told that in primary school. If you sit
and look at the sun for long enough, you go blind.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Really, who would do that? Well?
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Out of him, that's true.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Someone's going to do There's always some one to do something,
isn't there.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Well, now we know.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
I am still desperately trying to find the origin of
the office, but I just can't.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Did you are you sure you didn't imagine this? Joe
Jerry can't remember it. He's got a photographic memory Joe Jerry,
he remembers everything.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I just what would you call those little model model nipples?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
No? No, no, sorry, not nipples.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
You couldn't see the nipples.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Uh, you know, like like model trains and that, you
know when you make the you know, when you make
the little model what would you call models train?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
But if I look up model yoppers, why were they yoppers?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Models?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
No, they were like little you know, like in the
background of you know, dudes make those little train yeah. Yeah,
and then they'll put a whole village in there. Yeah,
and make a little model of the village. That's what
I'm talking about. Those people, Yeah, that little yeah, little
model people.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
People.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I don't look up miniature people.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
No, saw a miniature goat last night on TV?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
You saw a kid?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
No, no goat? Like actually that pigmy goats. They've got
little short, little eggs and the cute little miniature.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Goats was ai.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
No, it's real. There's a woman that breeds them in
New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
I've got a mate who's convinced that pigmy hippos exist.
Apparently they're tiny little hippos. They may do, I believe it,
they may not, But he just relentlessly sends my missus
pictures of pigmy Hippo has been like.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
These pigmy goats. The problem is the female goats have
a three week menstrual cycle.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, three weeks is that a problem?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Well, they constantly you can't have them inside because they're
constantly dripping blood.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Do they then have like a couple of months off
and then have another menstrual cycle or are.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
They like three three weeks every three weeks?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Every three weeks?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Have you thought of getting involved in some poise action perhaps, Yeah,
just let's knock this thing on the head ache.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I reckon we should too.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
There's a song by Chris Brown called Yoppa.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
We should have stopped keep yo boo bitch, you keep
me ya boo? Yeah that we should have stoped it
yo boo bitch or no cap ya book, keep me
on me, fa on me
H get a. It's Jerry here from the head keep breakfast,
just letting you know that if you're listening to the
podcast but just talking the top of this part, you
do it as well to find out just talking just
(00:22):
out the north or south as an island and get
for three and we'll let you know. And now let's
get on with the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Talks all over that's quite a bit. You don't talk
a little over this party.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I mean Jerry would come in and talk all over
that bloody talk all over Jerry.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, you're all just keeping on the top of it
talking about podcast where everybody is a couple of hard
to listen to everybody it is called twin over. It's
really really exactly what's saying. It's really hard, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Big Perry Office, Do you guys have to stop doing
you then, Big Perry yoppers.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I woke up with that this morning in my head
and it was Maniah saying it too massive sers.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
So this is one of those things you know when
you see like a meme or something on social media
and then you never see it again and you don't
even know what to search because you're like, I don't
and it was it was a picture of you know
when they make those models of like battlefield recreations from
like the American Civil War and stuff. Someone made one
of those and the woman is like Paul Revere riding
(01:40):
through the streets and the British are coming or whatever
and pause, and then they zoomed in on one of
the things and there's a lady leaning out of the window.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
With their yoppers on it and the cash, And was like,
why did they have to put the yoppers on it?
And it just stuck in my crawl, like it has
to you. But I've never been able to find that
picture again. And so I'm the only person walking around
saying yoppers. And I even asked Joe Jerry because I
sent the meme to him, but we send each other
so many means back and forth that we'll never find it.
(02:09):
I was like, what do you remember that one about
the yoppers? Is like, no, so now I'm just the
yoppers guy.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
So is that the only time you've ever heard that's
where yoppers came from?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That's I've never heard anyone else say it.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's a great one, yoppers.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I've started. It's on a metapa. It describes the yoppers totally.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's a good one. And then it's that weird thing
as well, where you understand that there's only a certain
amount of ideas ever circling around in the universe. Because
then you showed me a picture today of Sidney Sweeney
in a particular outfit, and immediately I went back to
Yoppers again. I've been able to get it out of
my hand.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I think you manifested the yoppers this morning. I also
think I also think that that was a revenge dress.
I think the rumor of my recent engagement has gotten
back to Sydney Sweeney and she's gone, I want to.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Get back at this bus. That makes a lot. Yeah,
that makes heap of sense. A slightly a side issue,
but one that I would like to talk about today
that I heard the other day on a podcast which
I thought was super interesting. Did you know that you
have breathed in the same oxygen.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Molecul molecule as Hitler?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh, the one I heard was Jesus. So it's interesting
that I heard Jesus and you've heard Hitler.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I heard Sidney sweening what and Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Maybe not seen because recently just yeah came around.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Know is that because there's only an x amount of
molecules on Earth of oxygen, and so everyone it's like
you have you ever drunk the same glass of water twice?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Or we all share?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
We've shared. Everybody pretty much has shared every molecule of
oxygen with Eyndus. That is the weirdest thing to get
try and get hit around.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Also far more likely for you and I, though, Jerry,
because we ate at Hitler's favorite risk. Yes, so we've
actually may have even used the same cutlery. We have
definitely sat in the same spot as him.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, were our feet have been in the same
place as him? Yeah? No, I find that super super interesting.
I mean, you and I have definitely also breathed the
same air molecules, and in fact, I've breathed in some
of your pooh molecules are the.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Same as I think about that whenever I smell someone
else's fat.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's someone that's someone's pooh molecules going into your nose,
isn't it It is? That's exactly what discussion we did. It.
We studied it and according to science with doctor Damien Christie.
He went deep into it. And because we said, what
is a fart and a fart is just tiny little
pooh particles. Yeah, going into your nose. I think about that.
(04:45):
I had a flatmate who yoppers at one point. He
did have the young spelled yoppers. This is the thing
because it goes J didn't know.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I'm going why it wasn't the meme that I saw anywhere.
But and then Google's like, did you mean toppers? No, Google,
I did not mean toppers. I mean yoppers. Anyway, my
flatmate who ripped us one day in the in the lounge,
and I was like, oh, for fox sake, and he goes,
you know what, just having there, my butthole rattled the
(05:17):
hears inside.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Your ear, and that's how you heard. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And then and then my poo went into into your nose,
into your nose. We're all connected.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
We're all connected, only a couple of yoppers away from
each other, aren't we.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
We're all very very well connected.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I don't want to get too deep into the yoppers,
but obviously the large part of.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Me does.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
That.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Same that same friend actually messaged me yesterday again to
congratulate me on my rest and engagement, and he said
girlfriends are for boys, partners.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Are for business, but a wife that's for a man.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Oh wow, deep, he's like a He's a tongue and
philosopher is what he is. He's tonging, he's here's how
tongue and he is? He's so tongue and how tongue
and is he His dad's name is Tonga.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Tonga, I know, I know some other people called Tonga.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, his dad's name is Tonga.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, that's super tong running a flag on the car,
he wears his flag.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
On the inside. Yeah, probably fine. And also in his
driver's license.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
You probably don't need You probably don't feel the need
to justify your tongue in this or express it to
other people. When your name fucking is Tonga, you don't
have to convince.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
People your tongue.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And for the coronation of the king a while back,
and it was quite an experience that they that every
single school kid in tongue marched down the main street
as part of the celebrations. And I can tell you
from my observations as a as a bystander, Tonguan's are huge.
(06:55):
They are massive. But but but they are tall, like
all these tongue and school kids.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Man, they were big. They're enormous, like.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
They are enormous people. There wasn't a single person walking
along there. Who I reckon This is just a guess
of it, but there was not a single school kid
who was under about five foot eight. Yeah, like they
were massive.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Look to massively step out of our own lane and
brunch into anthropology and genealogy here.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Why tonge is so much bigger than Salmon's.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Polynesians in general are enormous, and they are an exception
to an anthropological rule around people that live on islands
versus on mainlands because their only sources of protein are fish,
whereas if you live on the mainland, you've got access
to things like pigs and cattle and that kind of stuff.
But for some reason, the islands of Polynesia have just
bred these enormous human beings. It's something to do with
(07:47):
I think they are one. To get to those islands,
you had to send about a thousand dudes out on
boats and only the strongest made it there. So that's
part of it.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well, can I can I just go slightly sideways from
that and add to it and say, if you were
to survive on a boat, the type of genetics which
could survive a brutal trip like that, across the person
would surely be the genetics which held onto body restored
energy the best, because if you were if you were
(08:17):
skinny and you were you know, you're gone burgers, you'll
be able to hold onto energy.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
And then the other part is so the flip side
of that is, and again I'm so far out of
my depth on this topic, but apparently there's something in
your genealogy as a Polynesian person where you synthesize protein
way quicker than other people and you only need small
amounts such that once you introduce beef, cattle, fast food,
(08:46):
you know, like Mac's KFC and that kind of stuff,
it has a way bigger impact on people with that
kind of genetics than it does on other people because
they process proteins so well.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
And I think sugar, I think there's a sugar thing
going on there. I don't think anything you need a
whole lot of sugar. I think I think you just
yet genetic. But also the height, Like that was the
thing that really got me going was just the height
of people just massively tore. It seemed like all of
the males were like six foot three. My massive, massive
(09:17):
people massive.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
I'm still trying to find the the yoppers, yoppers?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, what are.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You looking up?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Just yoppers?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I've branched out into yappers just to see if I've
misremembered it. But I don't think it is yappers. It
was auto correcting to yappers.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Are you sure it's not a why? Well? Sorry? Jay
Well yer? Like like if any's Dutch? Is it a
Dutch word?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I don't know. I don't know if it was.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I saw some yoppers while I was over in Holland. Yeah,
what do we call it the Netherlands?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
To near the Netherlands?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Was it the Netherlands?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Isn't it the Dutch? The Spanish Netherlands? It was originally
known there was some yoppers over there.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well, just clarifying because on urban dictionaries is yoppas are
pills or ecstasy?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
So is that what? Never never heard someone call a
pill a yopper?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Apparently? Apparently? Also a yoppa is a genus of parasitic
wasp that's with a J. And the ancient city of
Ja'afar was called yopper and the Bible and now it's
part of Tel Aviv in Israel.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We'll come back with more of this fascinating information in
just a moment.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Oh, yopper, here's a great recipe for after school for
the kids.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
This music makes me feel so good.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I immediately puts me back in my grandparents' living room.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
It's because it played just before the news, didn't it?
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Food in a Minute with Alison Goft, and my nana
would always be like, that sounds really good. I should
try that. Because this is pre internet, so if you
wanted to find a menu, or not a menu, a
fucking recipe, recipe, you couldn't unless the Alison goten popped
up onto your screen. It's this and the is it
(11:09):
Health in a Minute or whatever? Oh, the Men's Health,
The Family Health Direct with Jude Dobson.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
With Jude Dobson thing, She's.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Like, you about to have a clutcher here? You might
want to try this one.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And I think there was another. It was The Family Health.
They also did it feature Mark Perry. That's right, yeah,
arect erectile dysfunction is a problem that affects many men. Yeah,
it was what he's aired, Wasn't it not a rect?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
It was yours looking like a bag being check.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I am. It's funny because in the in the.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Developed world, we and America are the only two countries
where it's legal to advertise pharmaceuticals. That's right, and that's
because everything's legal in America. And I heard someone talking
on a podcast about it. Look it was Joe Rogan. Fine,
I listened to the Joe Rogan podcast around there, and
he was going, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You know.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
New Zealand's what.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
A crazy place that they are allowing the same thing
we are. And when I was in America, I was like, oh,
this is very different than what we have. Things like
ours is like are you taking this asthma pump? Ask
your doctor if this one might be better? And that's it.
And therese are, like, Derek and your kids got issues.
You could potentially sue the doctors for creating the learning
(12:24):
difficulties that your children are having.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You give us a call nout.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
But the other thing they've got is they've got the
pharmaceutical ads. But then a part of the difference between
New Zealand and America, and I was reading about this
just the other day, is that New Zealand doesn't have
to verbalize all of the side effects. Boy does America though,
but they have to do in America. So they have
to put it in and they you have to be
able to legally hear.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
It, yes, and they speak them up.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
But course to act function also good. Seriously, the side
effects are longer.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
More terrifying than the age of ad.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, it's so we only have to put them on
and text yes, verbalizer.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Just be aware if you take this pill, you your
dick might fall off, you might off yourself. Like there's
all these things like why the hell would anyone take that?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I know, it's terrifying.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
And so when they were talking about America and New
Zealand are the only two places you're allowed to advertise
that stuff, I was like, we're not doing that. Nah,
We're just like, hey, are you taking viagra? There's an
off brand version of that. You could probably try that.
That's as far as ours goes. Yeah, this one's like
you can't get it up. Take this thing. Your teeth
might fall out, you might go blind.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah. I don't know about the advertising pharmaceuticals. I don't
reckon you should be able to do it. No, I
don't reckon. I think the rest of the world has
got it right, and I think New Zealand and America,
I think, particularly in New Zealand, with how weird nonverbal
of the side effects has got it the most wrong.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
But I also don't know anyone who's ever taken any
of that advice on board. I've had s in my
entire life. I've never once gone into the doctor and
get juke Dobson reckoned.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I could take this up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Dobson was mainly focused on tenure. I think it was
like it was just little kind of little health issues.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I mean, I thought you out of the foot.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I read the other day about animal a zimpic. Oh,
they've got animal azimpic. And if your animal is overweight
and you're thinking about buying a drug to make it
not overweight, you are tad because you just don't feed
like the animal, just don't feed it is.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
This was my partner's advice for me around the Big
Brown Slimer was when we have an animal at the
zoo that is overweight, we do not put it on keto,
we do not put it on intimittent and fasting. We
exercise it more and we feed it less.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
And you should do that too. That's quite simple, yea
very simple, and it's always been that way.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
You know, you can get bombarded online with with you know,
a real that says you should be doing this and
stop doing this, and this is why you fat, and
this is how you lose your weight.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
And there's a peld to sort it out.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
But people figured it out.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You know.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
They won World War One and World War two doing
sit ups and press ups and pull ups and running
and that was it.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
And myth and a lot of them. No, they didn't
win the myth. The myth is.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Didn'th is lost methys.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Mythies don't generally win in the long run. In the
long run, they never win.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
They definitely don't win.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
No, I mean, your house might be tidier briefly, yeah,
for about six months.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
And if you need to pull a motorcycle apart, then
I couldn't recommend anything more highly.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well, we had. We tried to look for positive myth
stories a while back on the radio show, and we
found one guy who said that he employed a myth
he to do his accounts and apparently the first like
two months were amazing and they just powered through the accounts,
and then money started going missing. And they came back
(15:49):
to us actually a year later and said that things
had got even worse than things had taken a terrible turn.
So I'm still looking for that one positive story of
myth and finish I never found.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I listened to a podcast a while ago, and it
was a guy who interviewed a couple of unhoused people.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
It was really interesting, like how did you get here?
Speaker 4 (16:10):
And one of them was quite interesting And the other
one was this lady and she was now in a
position where she had gone blind, so she couldn't get
a job anymore, and she wasn't meth head still. And
her thing was, she went out into her backyard one
day and stared at the sun and held her eyes
open and she went blind.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Oh shit, no, So that was like she was like, well, I've.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Now that's a shocking and goal horrible.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Like got told that in primary school. If you sit
and look at the sun for long enough, you go blind.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Really, who would do that? Well?
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Out of him, that's true.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Someone's going to do There's always some one to do something,
isn't there.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Well, now we know.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
I am still desperately trying to find the origin of
the office, but I just can't.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Did you are you sure you didn't imagine this? Joe
Jerry can't remember it. He's got a photographic memory Joe Jerry,
he remembers everything.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I just what would you call those little model model nipples?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
No? No, no, sorry, not nipples.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
You couldn't see the nipples.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Uh, you know, like like model trains and that, you
know when you make the you know, when you make
the little model what would you call models train?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
But if I look up model yoppers, why were they yoppers?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Models?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
No, they were like little you know, like in the
background of you know, dudes make those little train yeah. Yeah,
and then they'll put a whole village in there. Yeah,
and make a little model of the village. That's what
I'm talking about. Those people, Yeah, that little yeah, little
model people.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
People.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I don't look up miniature people.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
No, saw a miniature goat last night on TV?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
You saw a kid?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
No, no goat? Like actually that pigmy goats. They've got
little short, little eggs and the cute little miniature.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Goats was ai.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
No, it's real. There's a woman that breeds them in
New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
I've got a mate who's convinced that pigmy hippos exist.
Apparently they're tiny little hippos. They may do, I believe it,
they may not, But he just relentlessly sends my missus
pictures of pigmy Hippo has been like.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
These pigmy goats. The problem is the female goats have
a three week menstrual cycle.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, three weeks is that a problem?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Well, they constantly you can't have them inside because they're
constantly dripping blood.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Do they then have like a couple of months off
and then have another menstrual cycle or are.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
They like three three weeks every three weeks?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Every three weeks?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Have you thought of getting involved in some poise action perhaps, Yeah,
just let's knock this thing on the head ache.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I reckon we should too.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
There's a song by Chris Brown called Yoppa.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
We should have stopped keep yo boo bitch, you keep
me ya boo? Yeah that we should have stoped it
yo boo bitch or no cap ya book, keep me
on me, fa on me
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