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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Herdeckey Breakfast shown no matter we you are, Bunning's
trade are Verda held.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
And on the air waves, it's the Breakfast Show, Jerry,
em and Iah playing rock and roll. They play Dead
or Alive with the quiz master mind some content. It's
pretty quick, but I'll tell you folks the smarter. Then
they look they're a long way from the top that
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they're giving there to go.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I imagine that that guy who recorded that recorded it
under a.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Duvet somewhere, Bond Scott nude, that guy minight, Ah, good morning, Welcome,
Welcome into Friday. Yeah, it's a Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
When it stakes up on you, it's so good to
little Ducks twenty two to the twenty second of August
twenty twenty five. Too.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I spent all of us today thinking it was Friday,
so I was pretty gutted when it wasn't. I had
a vibe about it out in the office that it
was a Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Didn't I. Yeah, Well, we got a cater station sent
to us by the Naked Gun.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah that's right. American hot dogs, man, I am a
slut for an American hot dog.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Where it turns out half the building is did you
see all the people see going their way to Radio
Hattockies today.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I did, and if anyone missed out, it's still out there,
so they can go and pick up the crumbs you've
been to.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Those buns will be beautiful after they've been sitting out
all night. One hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
But we've got a big show. I feel like every
morning we said we've got a big show, is that
we've got a big show. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Absolutely, we've got a big show. Yeah. And today, yesterday
we put it out there about one thousand dollars some
naked fun for the naked gowns.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We need to get this head minute, Yeah, we need
to get We're looking for that toasted sandwich, that award
winning toasted sandwich.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Okay. I think one of the big issues yesterday is
we cannot remember the name of the place that was
selling the toasted sandwich. Can you remember it this morning?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yes? Toast on the Green, Toast on the Green, Toast
on the Green.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
It's very Awkland focused. But if you are in Auckland,
then you can get to Toast on the Green, which
doesn't open till seven o'clock.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I believe there's people trying to plant it.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
There and then deliver it to us nude. You'll win
a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
They speak, you don't have to pack it up from
Toast on the Green nude and I get arrested, I'd
say you will, and I can promise you won't get
arrested if you deliver it to the studio.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I'll tell you what. I re saw the video of
our crestdown Southland pumping his fuel even more shocking the
second time around.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I can't get over the tramp stamp.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ache breakfast.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Six pout sex on the hard Ache Breakfast. I'll tell
you what.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
We put the call out. We said a thousand dollars
to have some naked fun for the naked gun. One
thousand dollars to someone who could deliver us the toasted
sandwich of the year from Toast and the Green and
Newmarket and Auckland. And I thought of myself, good fingers crossed.
I was surprised that didn't happen to your stuff for
a thousand bucks. For that I know.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
And then Jerry was sitting in here freaking out at
everyone the walk past the STUDIOAE. I was like, all right, Jerry,
just relaxed. Sure enough, turn around, there's someone at the door.
He's in the studio now, Good morning, Hugo, Yeah, good morning.
What the heck for anyone listening? Obviously you can't see
Hugo is sitting in the studio stark naked right now
because he's.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Hugo. What have you got there?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Oh, I've got the toast on the green winning sandwich.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
When did you get there?
Speaker 7 (03:11):
You go yesterday?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Actually I wasn't total yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
I heard the show in the morning and just by fate,
I was driving up last night to see my girlfriend, so.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I sent her to the toasty shop yesterday, grab it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And then this morning. This was my plan.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It's a good plan, hug Yeah, well executed.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's perfectly executed. Obviously knew that it didn't get given
away that thousand dollars yesterday. I was thinking maybe we
might get it delivered at say seven forty five. But
I was actually starting to lose faith in our audience.
I thought maybe we didn't have anyone listening.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
I was surprised yesterday no one did it well.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
The other thing is how tense it was all day yesterday,
because every single person that walked past the studio, you'd
flinch and is that going to be the naked person?
Have you tried the same did yourself?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Noah na, oh yeah, I just drove up last night
from from total right, so.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
They never got a chance to crack. Well, you can't
have any of that, by the way, we want that.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
So so you're you're nude in the studio now I
am sitting here at the disk. Where are your clothes?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
They'd be in the car.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
So your car's parked up outside?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, how did you get into the Did you just
did the doors open.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
For you as a security breeze? Yeah, that'll make for
some interesting security footogs later on. Well, congratulations, hugo, thank
you very much. One one thousand dollars. That easy, It's
that easy. All you need to do is to deliver
a toasting sandwich ned to the studio and you've done it.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Probably great work, mate, too good. How do you rehead
to toast? Go back in the toast of rickon?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Jerry? Yeah, I think so. Has it been refrigerated?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh good, Okay, you're not going to put that in
the microwave. Give it a go and something maybe a
sandwich breeze? Yeah, for I am Jerry.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
EDMUNDI the hold Ikey breakfast.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Surely he should just have something to eat. He's going hungry.
Can he not afford to eat?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Well, we've got an award winning toasty in the fridge
if he's.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
If he's still hungry, that way.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Just got delivered to us in the nuts.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, Hugo delimited smart work from Hugo. He's waited, he's
in tot hunger. He's coming up to see his girlfriend.
He's got his girlfriend to go and grab it from
Toast on the Green. He's it's sitting there in the fridge.
So you know, either way he was going to get
an award winning toasty. Yeah, I mean not cheap, I understand,
nineteen dollars or something to that toasty wow.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, but he's just won himself a thousand dollars and
a double pass to go and see the Naked Gun.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Don't forget that. Do not forget that. It's a good investment.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I wonder who to take. Yeah, I think it's important
to remind people throughout the show that has already been one,
because what I don't want is a bunch of people
showing up here and the naked in the nude and
then having to tell them that they haven't won a
thousand dollars. So a lot of naked, angry people is
probably not what we on on a Friday.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I don't mind the turning up here node part. I
don't mind the delivering the toasted sandwich part.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Love that part.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't like the being annoyed that they're not winning
one thousand dollars. But that's right.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
But we can't have twenty people. We don't have twenty
grand No.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I mean, if you want to turn up with the
sandwich node, it just fine.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Fine, as long as you're not unhappy about then expect
something from us. No, because we are already going under
the station financially. Should get into the history of today, tomorrow, tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Let's it is.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
The twenty six of August twenty twenty five, on this
day and five sixty five Ada. I remember it well,
the earliest account of a lockness monster siding I went
and tried to find the lockness monster. Never mate Gas
went down there. And we you know, often when you're
dealing with the supernatural or you know, cryptozoology, Jerry, some
some say they may not exist in this plane of reality,
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you know, and sometimes you might need to step into
different altered states of reality to try.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And find that. I think I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yes, And so we did that and got lost and
couldn't find out way back to the.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
You couldn't even find the lock.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
No, and I'm gonna be honest. So then we could
see cars going on the road, so we're like, oh,
we'll be lining it from here through a forest to
the road. It was the most terrifying hundred meters of
my life, I know. We had to walk along the
road to I think it's Drumner Rockets the name of
the town there.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
How funny is it though? When you get lost, I
think we're lost. I think we're lost. So we're planning
on going down in a submarine or something like what
we what were? How are you going to find this?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
We talk about fifteen beers and some the lligit extracurriculars. Yes,
and we're like, by the end of this, we're either
going to see it or it'll see us. So something
will happen, we don't know. And then all that happened
was we skid the past out of ourselves. We had
to walk back through the bush. Nineteen ninety nine, the
Black Camps beat England in the forties series, and.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I would think that that is going to be the
last ball of the series, right too.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
She's taken it and New Zealand won the match.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
They have won the series.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
There's the man in my great regard, Stephen Flemming, who's
captain de side.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
From the moment they started on their comeback.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Second time we'd won a series in England. We have
not done it since two thousand and four. I remember
this well. Argent tena men's team beats the US and
the semi finals at the Athens Olympics are still remembered
as one of the biggest upsets in modern sport. It
was only the fifth time the USA had lost the
game in men's basketball since nineteen thirty six. The Argies
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went on to win gold. Tmusa had Alan Ivesen and
Marbury saw Marion who used to own the Breakers.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, Lebron James was in the.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Ad and so then in two thousand and eight they
had the Redeemed team because these guys sucked. And then
in two thousand and eight, instead of the Dream team,
they had the Redeemed Team.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
They definitely were a better team on team on paper,
the American team there. Yeah, but look a game isn't
one on paper.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Well, this is the thing, man, I've never seen a
piece of paper win a basketball game. And that's exactly
why they all said Richard Jefson in the team, probably
what they lost born on this day, in a big
happy birthday to do a leaper.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Because I was When you.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Say British Albanian, global pop star, multiple Grammy winner, British,
British Albanian, brutish swabbed the mouth and sent it the
way to a place on island, and they'll come back
and say, British Albanian.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
She's only thirty. Boy, she's written a lot of good songs.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Oh has she written them? She's she has written.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
He has written them. No questioning. Are you questioning her?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't question a damn thing about it.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Great hope.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Wherever she is today, she is happy. Roland Orzabel, co
founder of Tears for Fears. He's sixty four and Lane
Stanley was born in nineteen sixty seven. He's the lead
singer for Alison Chains died in two thousand and two.
It's just thirty four, damn Mike Lane, Stanley, Mike Lane, Stanley,
grot Lane, Stanley, anyway back, happy birthday, to just do
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a leba. That is the pastory of yesterday, Today, tomorrow,
time my room for Friday, the twenty second of August
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Jurry in the night, the hold Ikey breakfast.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
So it's better research out yesterday about AI And apparently
basically thirty five percent one of three New Zealanders are
using AI basically for everything.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Now, yeah, I know I've seen this. I didn't realize
how often people were using this until we went to
the Warriors on Friday and we ran a sweepsteak. On
the back of the door, there was like a chart
and you wrote down the score, production and first try scorer.
Everyone was getting up there and making their guesses and
I turned around and one of the girls was talking
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to her phone. Basically she was huddled in the corner
of the rooms.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Like what do you have to do?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
He goes, Oh, I've asked AI, who's going to score
the first try?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Right? Okay?
Speaker 7 (10:52):
I was like, you've.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Entirely outsourced your brain now at this point, okay, you
don't need it anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, I just got it.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
In the part of your hand.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Doesn't sort of work with first try score.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Well evidently otherwise did she went no?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
No.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
But the other thing is what I always think with
the like trying to get AI to or even when
your mate gives you a tip and you put that
bed on and it wins, it's a hollow victory. You
don't feel good about it. It's like, well, what am
I actually doing here?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
What have I really done?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah? I mean apparently people are using it mainly still
for things like professional support services, which makes sense. I
mean it's just essentially a search engine, right and two. Yes,
you ask it for something and then it comes back
with some information. I mean, I find it super useful.
And yesterday, for example, I'd said in how many Super
Rugby Championships has Wayne Smith won? Yeah, and immediately came back.
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Wayne Smith was a coach from the Crusaders from nineteen
ninety seven to ninety ninety one and nineteen ninety eight
and ninety ninety blah blah blah. Yeah, And I was like,
this is sensational. Did I double check it?
Speaker 8 (11:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
God, everything on the internet is real. Everything you hear
on the radio is real. Well, yeah, just last night
I was in a hotel and then I went to
I was like, you know what, let me see what
this chappy is all about. And so I got on
to Old Champion and I went, are there any discount
codes out there or anything? Can I get this up? I
sent at the hotel. Yeah, look, man, this is the
one I'm looking at. Yeah, can I get this any cheaper?
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And they're like, well, if you do this, this and this,
you might get about you could get like one hundred
dollars dining credit there or something like that. I did
it and it worked. It scoured the internet found all
the cheapest deals for me.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Half of them didn't apply, but it's it saved me
a couple of hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I was like, this is ridiculous. And then there's also
the dumb shit you could do with it. Like I
took our show photo the other day and I was like,
what's this chappy? Got up? As slevel? I chuck it
in there and I was like, can you make us
look like Super Mario?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yep? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
And I was like can you make us look like
Dragon ball Z? Can do that too?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah? Did it? Super well done?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
And then you start looking at it and you go, oh, man,
it's terminated judgment day, Like this is all over, there's
no Yeah, And it's funny because when it first came out,
everyone's like, oh, it's going to be like truck drivers
and you know, forklip drivers and manual laborers that are
going to get replaced by air.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
No.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
No, it's it's creative jobs.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yees. I totally agree. I mean the other day I asked,
and could you do me a picture of a dog
riding a fish bike?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
And that's right, you did, and you sent it to me.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, there's a picture of insuring a beautiful image of
a dog, yes, like a collie riding a fire that
look like a fish.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
And I was like, what the hell is this and
You're like, it's a dog riding a fish bike.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, I've always wanted to know what that looks like.
And there it is. There. But what it seems that
most people are using it also for things like healthcare,
so you tap in, you know, I've got this and
this and this, and I know.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
That's a real bad idea.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You might think that I do. Ninety three percent of people,
according to the survey, say that that advice was helpful.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, I know, but like, when have you ever googled
your symptoms and Google's been like abe right that you're
all good.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
No, it's always like you can't say yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah exactly back in the day.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I think it's got better now. Yeah, I think that
was Google, whereas I think the AI is better at it. Yeah,
you know, I think there's something in it. I mean,
you don't want to completely say, well, I only go
I only check GPT my symptoms with anything that I'm
sick for, but ches, what's this rash as a starting point.
As a starting point, it probably makes a lot of sense. Apparently,
AI now hospitals surgeries. That's where they huge advances, and
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that's kind of what we need.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
There's another one standing here saying thirty five percent of
New Zealanders would turn to jet Chat, GPT or another
AI tool for life advice instead of a professional therapist.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
There's no professional therapists anymore, or that's the problem.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
So imagine that. So you're going through a bit of
a rough patch in the old marriage.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
What's wrong with this? Be nice in your partner, Try this,
try that, try that. I mean, it's not a bad
first port of call.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I think if you turned into chet GPS to figure
out what's wrong for your marriage.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah. Yeah, OK, there's probably other problems stuff coming up
later on. If you're thinking about going and grabbing that
sandwich and winning one thousand dollars, I should probably say
right now, we've given away one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, he's not saying don't do it.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
No.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
If you want to bring us the record breaking toasted sandwich,
go hard, feel free, but we don't have another thousand
dollars to give to it.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah. I mean I prefer a fresh one, to be honest,
a fresh warm one rather than a cold one that's
been in a fridge all night.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
But it hasn't been in a fridge, we don't know.
But Hugo came in this morning delivered it nude, first
thing this morning, first breakast. Yeah, So that thousand dollars
is given a downe.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
And the double pass.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Jerry and Mian Night the Hotiarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
It's time for you latest sport headlines. Thanks to Export
Ultra the beer for Here, Southland have scored their second
straight win in the NPC, moving to seventh on the ladder.
They've beaten Bay of twenty thirty twenty five and a
three series of piece contest and rotrou continuing their momentum
from last week's victory of a one or two stacks. No,
it's actually a three tries apiece.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I wasn't gonna call you out on that.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
South We're very south onund focus on the show in
terms of their NPC run.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
That's right. Just a couple of weeks ago for the
TV three Way that Pays, which is up next. By
the way, get your league of that roady Now we
had someone who bet on it and it came in
and then we missed our two leagues and then just
yesterday we had Chris from Southland who fuelled his truck
up three hundred meters tank in the NUD.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
Yeah, what's going on.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Australian winger Corey Tool will debut and loose forward Fraser
Macwright will captain the Wallabies on Sunday and Capeton as
they attend to win back to back Tests against the
spring Box. It will be the first time in the
same series since nineteen sixty three.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
It would be, but I suspect it won't be good luck.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, because they're bringing on the bomb squad, don't they.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Well, ten changes, although they don't have their captain, No,
they don't inspirational captain, but they do have a first
five who can pass in both directions okay, which is handy.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
And the Rabbit O's have trounced the Dragons forty nl
and in the south side. He moved to twenty two
points in thirteenth Who cares level with Saint George lawarat
in twelfth Who Cares?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Who Cares?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
This is normally about the time a day when we
open up the paper and we get on the paperwork,
so you don't have to there there's pressing music, you know.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah, sorry, it's it's urgent fanning flames read Hot Cup
ticket sales turning point for women's rugby. I think the
final for the Women's Rugby World Cup has already sold
out despite no one knowing who's going to play it.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And I'm just thinking where it is. It's in England,
it is in England, yet it's not at Twickenham.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
No Eighty three thousand seats sold.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
So maybe it is it talking, Maybe it is it talking.
Great place to watch rugby Tikingham.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Cody Tayler's going to join this Centurion club this week
for the weekend for the women's saying he's played one hundred.
A lot of people don't know that, a lot of
people don't remember Cody's time for the Black Fans. But yeah,
he's He's gone back just for a one off for
the opening game against Spain. That's why Spain's paying fifty
one dollars.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
He's a little unfair.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
It does the Royal Visit Bedroom collection for sale, so
you can buy the Queen's bedroom seat if you want.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What stuff from that she's actually used.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
And I didn't read the article, it's read the headline.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Also, AI wrong names rechlessness. This story came out about
someone who is up to no good and a chatbot
basically just trolled the internet has picked up the wrong
guy's name. Really, what do you do about that? Because
you can't take aoticle.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
No, you can't. It's not deformation, is it? When it's
a chatbot.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
There's the darker side to AI JR. It's not all.
It's not all googling your symptoms and making funny Mario
cut memes.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
We live in an interesting world.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
We do, and the US militaries in town as government
splashes cash on defense gloss.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, no, I saw that. Saw those bloody. We've got
a couple of seven, couple of air busses. You're getting
two earbuses. It's exciting, but the.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Most pressing issue in the guess issue certainly on this show.
As obviously we've been flicking to page thirty eight, sometimes forty,
sometimes thirty third the classifieds and we were like, you
know what, I feel like most people do this whenever
they pack up a newspaper. We had a meeting yesterday,
a sorry Wednesday, basically saying, look, if you guys want
to market your own show, you go to do it yourself.
And so to that end, we thought, well, we're reading
(19:20):
it every day, why don't we just put an ad
in the classifieds? And so we reached out to you
via three four eight three and we asked you what
how should the ad read? And yesterday I sent this
email to the classified ads at the Herald, Hi there,
subject sorry, replacing an ad, just to give you guys
an insight into some of the admin I.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Do off here. This is good so far, Hi there.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
We're looking to get one ad in the classified section
under adult entertainment copy is below, and we're only looking
to run this for one day, either tomorrow or Monday.
Please let us know if that's doable and what the
cost would be. And then the copy is mail oral
audio message professionals. We know how to I hit the
right spots weekdays from six am. Tune in for your
daily dose of pleasure and banter. No free haircuts eight
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hundred and forty eight seven five cranks heaps.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
This morning I received a reply him and I the
team has passed on your request for a classified ad
in the Herald. Unfortunately, we don't accept this type of
advert in the Herald, even in adult entertainment, totally off
brand for our audience. Hope that doesn't mark up your
plans too much.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Cheers.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
That was from the GM of Print Operations.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
What do you mean so what they don't accept an
ad from what? What? I don't get back? They don't
accept that kind of go back to the explanation as
to why they don't accept.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
It, even an adult totally off brand for our audience.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
How do they know our audience? The thing? Surely that's
our decision. This is the thing also were doing the show.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Also, this company is not really in a position to
be turning down money and we were offering to pay
for it.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
We were paying for it ourselves. That's where you.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
It's an AD in there offering full service, and apparently
we're the problem.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Full service and free haircut. I think I think what's
happened is it's come from me, and I'm a wacky
radio host. And also my email is thing that you
reads strategic lead of physical Mastery and poetic Vision, and
so I think they've seen that and gone, I smell
it right here. I think they're taking the purse.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
But hold on for a second. It's just it's an
AD that we've replacing. That's that's ridiculous. We're going to
keep going on this.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
We're going to fight the fight on this, absolutely okay,
But can I just also just say something about our ad?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Do we even mention how you listen to the radio show? No,
so what it's just how you call the show. Do
we say anything about about listening on our heart radio
as any frequencies.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
It actually doesn't mention that we're a radio station at all.
All it says is chune in for your daily dose
of pleasure and banter. Despite the fact that there's no
way for you to tune in in the air.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Is that the problem is that the problem that we
didn't put the frequencies in there. If we put the frequencies,
can you go back with the frequencies? Sorry, obviously we
made a mistake. Here's the frequently, there's the frequency. This
is how people listen I Heart Radio, etc.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Do we need to go over the top and go
to the editor of the Herald, Sir Murray Kirkness.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I'm happy to go to Sir Murray. I know him personally.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
I'll reword the ad. If you can get in touch
with Sir Murray, let's get in touch with them this
MORNINGEP fighting the good fight.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
And if not, we'll go to the top. We'll go
to the CEO, Michael Boggs. I've met him a couple
of times. Happy to a showy with them onnth.
Speaker 10 (22:27):
Jerry and Midnight The hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight
the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Welcome along to the Heardarchy Breakfast. If you've just joined us,
it's a nice TV company. This morning, Friday, the twenty
second of August twenty twenty five, and.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
If you're looking outside of the studio right now, stark
naked with a toasted sandwich in your hand. Just know
that we don't have a thousand dollars to give you.
That's already been one this morning. Hugo came in at
sixteen yesterday Jerry issued the challenge, but a naked fun
for the naked Gun thousand dollars double pass of the
movie if you could get down to the award winning
toasted sandwich place in Auckland, A couple of suburbs over
(23:02):
from the studio and bring us one. And Hugo came
up from Totong and yesterday went and grabbed one with
an eye to bring it in this morning and did
just that.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Sixteen, Yeah, first break of a day. Very early, I
saw this figure lurking around in the fourier outside of
the building here, Yeah, and I thought, what's going on here?
I just see the way that he was looking about.
It's very interested in what was going on inside, and
I thought, something's happening here. I wonder what.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Master you would have to say about the funk shuay
of having your back turned to a naked man in
a window.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I think he'd be very positive about that. Yeah, Yeah,
there was something definitely different about having a naked person
in the studio.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
As Hugo delivered it, no, I know it was good
his first question.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
So we brought him into the studio.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I don't think he anticipated that we'll play it out
a bit later on the show. But he came in
and sat down at the desk and the seats are
quite high. His first question was, this is a seeker down.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, but good on haw mam. He's one one thousand dollars.
Good planning from him.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Also, to protect his modesty, Zoe gave him a Bunning's hat,
you know, the worker hats that you can get from Bunnings.
He put it straight on his head.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
Feel us, feel us.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, good on your Hugo. We respect about him so well.
We will accept still award winning toasties from Toast on
the Green.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
But you're just not gonna We don't have a thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
We may not even have a double pass the nakagun.
Let's see what we can do.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Surely we've got a couple of those to give away.
Could deal with a couple more toasts, maybe.
Speaker 10 (24:28):
A warm one Jerry and Night the Hotarchy breakfast.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well, last year, remember we went to Munich as part
of the Export Ultra Beer Garden tour. Yeah, could do
you remember it?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
I remember parts of it for sure. For sure. Some
of the mornings I remember.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, how good though, How good sitting there singing on
past songs, Oh my god, swaying with Italian people you've
never met before, arm and ARM.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I feel like one of the weirdest parts about the
the Octoberfest over there, as I didn't see a single scrap.
I didn't see anyone spewing. I didn't see any of
that kind of stuff. No, I'm sure it was happening,
and maybe part of it was that I don't remember
seeing much.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
But the vibe far more family friendly than one I
thought it was going to be.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
And I think a big part of it is that
the guys are all dressed goofy. Yeah, hard to start
a fight.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
And a leader hoses. Yeah, you're wearing leaderhouse and you're
wearing long hose.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
And actually maybe instead of a gang patch band, maybe
we should enforce leader hose.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
And it's hard not to have a good time in
leader house.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, exactly. They've nailed it. They nailed it a thousand
years ago over there in Germany. They make the dudes
look gofy, the chicks look hot, everyone has a good time.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah. The darn dolls, which is the traditional Bavarian dress,
which is a very low cut top that goes down
around the bust area with the frilly sleeves and the
shortness on the top through there very very look everyone
looks good in a darrndal.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
I don't want to speak on behalf of women, but
I assume they don't want to look stupid when they
dress up for parties, whereas guys all exclusively just want
to look stupid.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yeah. One of my favorite parts of the Bavarian outfit
that get up was obviously Lady Housen, but was the
hat that you then put all this crap on and
like you had bits of a hare and then some
bits of another animal. There was just bits of animal
on you. Everywhere you chopped up bits of animal.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
They were supposed to signify your prowess as a hunter
gatherer or perhaps a tradesman. You might have some sort
of a thing that indicates you're part of a guild
because you're a tradesman. You you were engaging in stolen
valor though, Jerry, because you went and bought a chain
that had a bunch of different symbols on it.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, I did. But also I had half a beaver
on my which was worked quite well for me. Then
remember we went to a restaurant. Do you remember I
took us to that restaurant.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Alian restaurant, that's right.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I think it's called Osteria Italiana, which was in Munich.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Some it didn't even look you couldn't even tell it
was a restaurant. You walked in the front door and
they said, oh, would you like a seat for the
four of you? Yeah, join us here. They took you
through the kitchen, like the actual kitchen, and out into
a courtyard out in the back.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah. Asteria Italiana. It's called gets four point six stars
on trip Advisor. So I was watching Outrageous Last Night,
which is a story of the Mitford sisters. Interesting English family,
aristocratic English family. To one of them ended up marrying
this guy called Oscar Oscar no someone else Moseley and
(27:27):
he was the leader of the British Fascist Party, not
a good man. And another one ended up anyway, all
sisters did real weird things. One of the sisters called
Unity Mitford. She went on a trip to Munich, and
because she wanted to meet Hitler. She was obsessed with Hitler,
so she went to Munich. She found out the restaurant
(27:47):
that Hitler used to go to all the time, and
she sat every day in the restaurant hoping that Hitler
that she would meet him.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
And she was the one sitting in that courtyard when
we walked in.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Well, it's the wedding. It's the same restaurant that we
went to, and they had it on the thing. I
watched it last night and there she was sitting there,
and there he was sitting, and pretty much the same
seats that we were sitting under the cover of the
pagola in the courtyard. So you so your ass, Maniah, Yes,
(28:21):
your ass was touching the same spot. Yeah, that Hitler's
ask was on.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Well, I would put this to you, Jerry, that when
the conquers fell out of the tree and rattled against
the roof of the courtyard, that is a sound that only.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You me.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
That off Hitler. No, Yeah, that's right, one of many
such similarities.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Something weird ha happened then, didn't it? So there it
was last night was quite spooky.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Actually, it sounded like the shelling had resumed is what
it sounded like?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yep, totally, so there it is delicious soup. We had
a delighted, delicious soap and actually a beautiful what was
that past it that I had? Really good?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
They gave you about four piece, Yeah, but it was
delicious the light board flavored suit?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Was it? Jerry spinach soup Helper's favorite come out? Next?
Should we call Graham.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
No Jerry and Mini the hod Achy Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
So we've been enlisting the services of Master us, a
func stue expert in an effort to revamp, referb the
studio and bring a bit of bit of funk shuey
into the studio. The recommendations were simple. They were based
off of our birth signs in the Chinese astrological tradition.
I was dubbed the support host. You were dubbed the
(29:44):
primary host.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
As a primary host, and Ruder was the flow master
the flow controller flow controller and which.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Is also his rap name flow controller the flow controller
my dongs select that anyway. So the recommendations were that
there are too many windows such that naked people can
interrupt the show, or people crying out in bay belly,
well names in bay Belly yeah, and so to remedy that,
(30:11):
a floor to ceiling curtain was recommended for both sides.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah. And the reason that having too many windows is
not good, according to Fung Shway Master you is that
there's too much positive coming in. Because it's all about
the balance in the game, the positive and negative balance,
and there's too much covenant and that means that lots
is coming in. Might be light, it might be people,
it might be cheat, any kind of energy cheat.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
And so that's that's the first thing that we're going
to sort out. That's item one on the agenda. Item
two is too much clutter in the studio. There is
a lot of just garbage in here, and so I
think to that and that's probably the easiest thing that
we can sort Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Well, Master, you put together quite a list of things
that we need to remove. For example, remove clown juggling rings.
When Mash left and we've got a unicycle out and
he got on a unicycle and did some juggling with
some clown rings because he used to be a clown
back in the day.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
A lot of people say, still it is easy low
hanging through it there.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, that'd be easy, right, we could do that in
the we get rid of those are also master us
who get rid of the taxidermy ferrit Yeah that's mine actually,
so I'll take Yeah, oh, I mean go out in
the office. There's also taxidermy.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Hawk.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Now we've actually been approached by the Department of Conservation
before because you're actually not allowed to have.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
That hawk, which is the most ridiculous because the hawk
is already dead. Yep.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
And so we actually threw the hawk away and then
had to shoot another one taxi dooming it and then
replace it. Yeah, so good work.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I mean considering also the Australasian Harriet hawk. Is it's native,
but I mean it's an Australian visitor, isn't. It came
here by itself.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
But still terrible piers anyway, so that's going to go
out as well.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yep. The PLG cody log Master you was quite confused
as to what the hell was going on there with
the penis or genius and all of those things written
on it. Yeah, that's man, he needs to come pack
that up. Was a gift. That was a gift, isn't
even it hasn't even taken this gift.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
No, we're actually using it as a hard surface to
weigh me on. Let's take that up to ZB and
dump it up there ceremonial gift giving.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Put it in the studio, put it in Mike Costkins studio. Yeah,
he'd love that.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
I think he'd love a bit of cowry.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah. Master. You also mentioned particularly the Bill Cosby Parenting book.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yeah, although I would say, if we've got too much
positive in the studio and we need a bit of negative,
could do worse than.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
As a lot of negative in That is right, that's right.
What else? The giant fluffy dog, Yeah, that dog can go.
The two year old bottle of half drunk pinot Wi.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
That must still get all that. But he did say
that we need liquid in here, so okay, so maybe
that could stay.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
He didn't mention anything about the replica of my downstairs,
the fluffy replica of my downstairs.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Really really glossed over that. The mic Hosking puppet which
is behind me, the empty safe, that part that stuff.
The Encyclopedia Britannic is, Oh yeah, they all need to go.
The screens that are in front of us. That's a
bit of admin that I'll take off here and try
and get the screens off our desks as well to
open this whole thing up. My issue is is it
gonna is the studio gonna lose a bit of character?
(33:20):
Is it gonna end up a little bit stale? Do
we need to keep some sort of memorabilia in here
to keep it?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
What do you keep?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
What do you know? This is the problem. That's why
we went to Master you.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Does anyone have anything that they could send in to
us that would go well with a metal and fire
birth sign?
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Okay, well that's up to Master you as far as
I I mean, we put it out to the listeners.
They don't have to be in the studio. That's a
good point, all right, we'll.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Put that to Master. So after the show today, should
we kick this to touch and do it on Monday.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
No, let's do it after show. Let's get rid of
this crap. Okay, let's get the skip in. Let's get
rid of it. I can't wait. There's nothing better than
chucking stuff and a skip.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Someone said they'll take the pog log and hang it
in the lounge.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
So Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
We're just saying, Master you, who came in he's the
fun Shwai. Master master who Master you has sort of
things out. He's told us what we need to do
in here. I'm all, I'm behind exactly what he's saying.
By the way, he makes a lot of sense. He
came in with the compass yep, and people might thing
it's a little bit, but I'll tell you what it
all is actually practical stuff. Anyway, he said, we've got
(34:29):
to get rid of a whole lot of our things. Yep.
I'm keen to get rid of it all. I was
keen to check it in the skip. We've had about
five texts of people that have said, hold on a second,
you can't check this stuff away. Yeah, this stuff, this
stuff is important. It's it's it's like it's broadcasting memorabilia.
This stuff is important, you know, keep it forever. So
I'm thinking that we can give it away to listeners. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Someone text through he said, you should use all the
studio Gupher's prizes. It's not a bad shout. Someone else
said maybe you could raffle them off or auction them off.
Someone else said, you're being just like my this is
throwing stuff away just for the sake of it. And
someone else said, I've got a small sculpture of two
wooden humanoids going at it that I bought in Brazil trade.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Okay, we don't need more, No, we don't want more.
We don't want more stuff. That's the whole thing. We're
just trying to get rid of it. Rid of it.
Everything must go. But whether or not we do it
today or whether we do it on Monday, I think
if people want things, they can probably give us a
call and then we'll say this is up for grabs.
For example, we'll say the Taxa demon ferit and say,
oh eight hundred hardacre. You give us a call. If
(35:29):
you want the texadermi ferit as as where as come
and pick it.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Up right And then it sounds like a Monday thing.
I don't feel like, well, we've got a lot coming
up in the show, arguably too much and right now
actually so we'll circle. We'll put a pin in that
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Speaker 1 (36:30):
Coming up after the seven thirty sports headlines thanks to
Export Ultra the berf Here, Monty Betham joins us in
the studio and before eight the Hurdocke master Mind Stay.
Speaker 10 (36:39):
With Us, Jerry and Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast Jerry and
Midnight the Hodarkey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
So the Warriors take on the Titans and the Goldie
tomorrow night. The Warriors, set fifth on the NRL table,
were three games to play. Titans bottom of the table,
which means Monty Betham who joins us right now, we
should absolutely thresh the pants off them.
Speaker 8 (37:05):
God have been nice, wouldn't They will be nice to
win by one point if if I'm honest. But look,
it's one of those teams that you know, since twenty
nineteen when they be Wooden Spooners, I think they've bet us.
I think it was like eighty three percent of the
times you've played. That's that's how hard it's been. But
in saying that, you know, in terms of motivation, both
these teams at at different ends of the ladder have
(37:25):
got big points to prove, and I think as time
to get this gorilla off the back if you're a
Warriors player and fan and get that result.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Man, Yeah, you're right that one six out of their
last seven games against the Warriors, they've become our bogie team?
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Because there are so many distractions for a Kiwi on
the Gold Coast?
Speaker 8 (37:41):
Well, you know there's distraction up here when we're at home,
you know, when we're living in our own beds and
they come over here and they wall Man, you know
in past experiences that it has been a distraction, but
not when you go over there and you know that
they pull your pants down because you know it's them
in Newcastle fighting to avoid the Wooden Spoon. So this
still close at the moment, but they'll be locking their
(38:02):
lips because thinking, you know, we can beat the Warriors.
But if I'm a Warrior's player, it's like, look, I've
had enough business time to go on the run and
get some moments and going into the final.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Series, Marty, where was your favorite place to play outside
of Auckland.
Speaker 8 (38:18):
I think for me it was Brisbane because it always
at Tungkurt Stadium is against the best team. Stack think
because Brisbane used to have you know, the Gordon tell
Us as the Kevin Champions, the you know Ruben Thought,
I mean the Bradley Thorns, all those big guys in
a Windle Sailor. So it was always nice to cup
and taking some and there was always a lot of
key support on over there in Brisbane.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Tell tell me Monty, You'll know exactly what it is.
But something about the Titans, why why why do we
struggle against the Titans? Speed?
Speaker 8 (38:47):
A lot of speed, and that's what they've got there.
There've always been a dangerous side. They can sware a
lot of points and saying that that's a really good
opportunity for the Warriors because they've had the most tries
considered in the competition. I think one hundred and seven points,
which is just tries, which is one more than North Queensland.
But also you know, if you're think about it in
their own twenty, you know they're averaging to try against
an every nine tackle. So if you can camp down
(39:09):
that end and you can stay there for a good
period of time, you can get those points. I reckon,
But it's the speed, it's the key. We did a
sprinkle throughout normally Karen for and he did a job
us on us in the last game. He go media statium,
they're beautiful cut out pass to put his winger away.
There's and then of course they're welcome back Big Malawi
(39:30):
and counter Kenny comes off the bench, which is a
very handy replacement to have as well.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
He's kind of the exact kind of player that tears
us apart. Kenny, He's just that whips that whipper.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Do you think it's Do you think it's bad of
Mania to have put one of his legs of tab
three wave that pays on Philip's Army from the Gold
Coast Titans to being any time try scoring against the
Warriors paying two dollars too. Do you think there's something
about and I are trying to exploit that right edge defense,
(40:04):
something that's happening in the Warriors?
Speaker 7 (40:05):
There?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
You disappointed? Are you disappointed in what I has done?
Speaker 3 (40:08):
That?
Speaker 8 (40:08):
Well, well, part of me is a little bit disappointed,
But it'd be worse if he was going for outright
winner or something like that. So I can see what
he's trying to do. And often you know, when people bet,
they bet so that they if the result goes against him,
that feel better both ways or either way. And I
think that's what he's doing. So he's thinking that right
his defense might hold up and he'll be happy, but
(40:28):
if not, he's going to get some points for it.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
And be up on his account. It's exactly.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
It's happiness insurance classes. You know when you score most
of the tries. That's all I'm saying in there. I'm
not saying anything other than that, Jared a couple of well,
a key player back Rocco buries back from that Niggliy's
shoulder injury that he's had. How good is that going
to be? Having him back in the back line?
Speaker 8 (40:49):
Well, huge when you talk about the right side and
potentially letting and tries to philips something that you know,
I think even has.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
Been put on the right.
Speaker 8 (40:57):
We know that when they go back to the DNA
which has worked and got them, we're our and the
ladder at State, they kick along, they play territory and
then players like that with the kick chase and then
holding them down to sort of like first two or
three tackles inside their own twenty. That's what when wins
them games. And I think that's what they probably go
back to this weekend. Even the Dogs of War of late,
they've sort of gone away from what has worked and
(41:18):
it's the effort areas, you know, coming from the Penry system.
So looking forward to this one and the great thing
about it, you know on the coast here it should
be beautiful weather and the boys should be up I
see by stadium, so I think it would be good,
open running football for both sides.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Mondy Beathan, thank you so much for your time this morning.
If you watched the live coverage of the game on
sky Sport one or sky Sport Now, the Warriors a
dollar sixty at the tab at the moment. The gold
Coast Titans, two dollars thirty five.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Jerry and mid nine the Hiarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
It's time for the Hierarchy Breakfast Mastermind.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was all Blacks of the nineteen nineties,
but Gareth and christ Church, who has a baby brewing,
didn't know much about that era of rugby in missed out,
which means today, on a Friday, we've got one hundred
dollars up for grabs. How does that sound? And since
we're kicking off nothing but nineties countdown on Monday, this
today's Mastermind topic is the biggest hits of the nineties.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Harry from christ Church joins us on the show. Good morning, Harry,
you're a pest controller. Who's your favorite pest?
Speaker 11 (42:22):
Who's my favorite pest?
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Probably Beniah?
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Oh good, yeah, thank you. There's a lot of people's
favorite pests.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
I needed that this morning. I see that your favorite
holiday is in Bali. Do you tell people that you've
conducted an anthropological excursion to Indonesia.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Like Jerry does?
Speaker 12 (42:37):
Yeah, strict by business.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
I'm over there.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yeah. Favorite part of Indonesia is it the Is it
the multiculturalism? Harry?
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Absolutely? Yeah, the food, the multiculturalism, just getting amongst the culture.
Cheap test one, I'm there cheap pest today exactly.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Yeah, those big bottles have been tananing quite useful, Harry.
You know how this works. Forty five seconds, five questions,
You're gonna get three correct. You can pass it anytime.
If we screw it up, Harry, you will win automatically,
although you probably do have to issue a captain's challenge
to do that. Gotcha? Okay, first question. Songs of the nineties.
(43:16):
The Brian Adams hit Everything I Do I Do for You?
Featured on What Film?
Speaker 4 (43:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Who wrote to Nat O'Connor's nineteen ninety hit nothing Compares
to You? Uh pass? Which all female hip hop group
released the song Waterfalls in nineteen ninety five?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Oh was it? TLC?
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Correct? I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston is
from the soundtrack of Which movie?
Speaker 4 (43:45):
Oh said the Bodygirl?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Correct? On What album? Would You find? The Oasis hit Wonderwall.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Oh Pass?
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Brian Adams said Everything I Do I Do It for You?
Featured on What Film's Got an Idea? She were closed?
You were close? It was Robin Hood. That was Robin Hood.
Prince of Thieves, Wo wrote Senad O'Connor's nineteen ninety had
Nothing Appears to You. That was Prince Rince, and then
on What the Story Morning Glory was the album that
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the Oasis hit Wonder War was on.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Damn, damn, I thought you were gonna Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Thought you're gonna do it, Harry.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Oh damn it, Harry, that's the lag your next trip
to Indonesia. One hundred dollars off. I well, enjoy your
weekend anyway.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Good work, Thank you, see you, Harry, thanks for playing.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
You think you can do better than Harry. Have a
crack on Monday. One hundred and fifty dollars up for grabs.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Jerry and Mini the Hodarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 13 (44:44):
Hey guys, it's me Manyah, Hey guys, it's Er. We're
making uniforms.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Welcome on to the Shove. You've just joined us. It's Friday,
the twenty second of August twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Ha ha ha ha, that's me. The uniforms maybe Monday,
and an update on those on on Monday.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
How are the uniforms going? Quick? Update?
Speaker 3 (45:11):
They're in production? All right, they're in production.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
It seems like they've been in any of them months.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Oh look, is it going as fast as they're potentially good.
No is it going faster than not doing it at all?
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Barely, But.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
As far as I know, they're on their way.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Good. Okay, your lames claimed, Your lames claims to fames.
Next four we'll give us a text.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
I've got one if I could share, please, gentlemen. I
once sung outcasts sorry missus Jackson with Norm Maxwell at
the top of the Bay Hill and to Maroon.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
It's a good one. Thank you. It's a good one.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
It's about as good as it gets. I once went
to a in Dubai with one of the guys from
Nes and missed it. That's another one from me.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
You've met a lot I don't.
Speaker 7 (46:07):
I'm Faye Kirby six sixth Cousin nearly six.
Speaker 5 (46:14):
Jerry in the Night, the hold Ikey.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Breakfast Slam, claim to Fame Friday, You just means.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
Another one that I have off here is that Caine
Williamson once picked my wrong in mid air from the
balcony of your house.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah, we were playing backyard cracket. Came Williamson and a
couple of the other black Caps came over as part
of an A Z promo I think, and you were
bowling to Tim Southey and you bowled it and as
soon as the ball was released, it literally just exited
your fingers. And I was standing beside. Came Williamson at
the time and he said, oh was it rolling? And
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he picked it from side on and up high too. Yes,
was quite. He's probably fifteen minutes away.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
It was like it was surprised. But it wasn't like
it was a good It wasn't praise. He goes, oh,
wrong him, Oh there, it is wrong, I would.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Say he was.
Speaker 13 (47:03):
He was.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
There was some praise him there, he was you landed it.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
He was surprised that someone was bowling the wrong and
in Jerry's backyard.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
I think more than anything, Tim Salley didn't pick it.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
No, a few people haven't. Caine one of only two
people who have ever picked.
Speaker 7 (47:16):
It's one of the best in the world.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Lame claim to fame. I almost went to the Wild
Foods Festival with the Hidachy picture.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
That's bad as lame as My lame claim to fame
is my father in law Wayne caught the ball that
Stephen Donald and the Crop Top kicked to win the
World Cup game.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Wow did it go over the posts?
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Well? That seems to have. I think I did.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
I've asked Beaver that before. What did he say, I've
never I never saw it, never saw it. He didn't
see it at the time. He hasn't watched the replay.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Well, what was he looking at?
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Well, once he's kicked it, it's out of his feet.
Speaker 7 (47:50):
He didn't look at it.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
He didn't look at it. I played pol against Arthur
Stone at the Bowler and Dneed in the nineteen ninety
five Arthur Stone former White Gado five.
Speaker 3 (48:01):
A lot goes on at the Bowler and Dunedin because
Mike Brewer also poured that guy a pint of guinness
at the ball.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yeah, I've heard a lot of stories about the Bowler.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
In nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
I worked at the Texas Bar and Steakhouse on Lincoln
Road in ninety one great year and served herbs and
got a fifty dollar.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Tip ah Crown Islanders herbs.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
I wonder if that were yeah right, I thought, Yeah,
he didn't just serve up a bit of time in
oregano and then get a fifty dollar.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
When I was fifteen and at a party, Martin Henderson
asked me if I wanted to go for a walk
with him. I said, no, thank you. I'm regretting it now. Interestingly,
I Martin Henderson. I have a lame claim to fame
involving Martin Henderson. He came to our betch when I
was a kid. Is that right? Yeah? About Martin Henderson actor.
He was on Shortland Street right, and then he went
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overseas and became a big star.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
How about this one here in my thirties, fifty two
kilogram female, I ripped the copy of the Auckland White
Pages in half to impress My husband's mates named take
that one, impress mat.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
That's not lame. No, that's super impressive. I mean this
is lame. I met Chester William's dad at Athletic Park
in nineteen ninety four and scored a spring Box beanie.
Probably not that lame.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Once shook David bainshand. That's pretty good. You'll go to
the phone lines. Yet we got someone online too.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Morning, Welcome to the show. What's your lamee claim to fame?
Speaker 5 (49:21):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (49:21):
My lane claim to fame as meeting Sir Edmund Hillary
twice and loading the Queen's plane.
Speaker 7 (49:27):
Well that's the Queen's plane.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
That's incredible.
Speaker 11 (49:31):
Sorry, there's new Zealand.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
That's an incredible plan.
Speaker 11 (49:36):
And I was working for New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
Catherines and you loaded the Queen's plane.
Speaker 11 (49:43):
Yeah, I was selected to load HER's.
Speaker 8 (49:45):
Specifically, it had a double beder at the top of
a dumpum jet.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
They said, John, I'll tell you what you are the
man for the job.
Speaker 11 (49:55):
Well, well, I'll select him for it.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah, that's right, I said, Obviously you're an amazing loader.
And and if there's anyone that's going to load the
Queen's planet's you. It doesn't surprise me. John.
Speaker 11 (50:05):
Oh, take you very much, Jerio.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Good work, John.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Thanks John.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
Lovely to hear from you, not to netperk, but that's
not lame. That's an incredible claim to fame. We once
had Lance Kansa's brother do some work on our house
as a builder and would lean in the window to
see how his brother was playing. I saw Jimmy Cowns
downstairs at the ball to.
Speaker 7 (50:27):
Me, not the only one.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Keep doing coming through and give us a call. Oh
eight one hundred haduck. You would love to hear from you.
Speaker 7 (50:37):
That's a good one, that laughs.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
My old man sold as lawnmar and weed whacker to
you and Chatfield.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
Jerry and Mian night the Hotarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
We are talking lame claims to fame this morning, because
it's lame claim to fame Friday. This one here Mills
Mullyanus stopped at a house party we had in frank
Matara one New Year's It was upstairs. I went down
and said, Mells you can come up, but we're going
to talk rugby and he ended up staying for five
minutes only.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
I can't believe he even went up there. To be fair,
I did a money off the Palaris Bridge Polaris Bridge
in nineteen ninety two. Two impressed the check. I was saying,
fifteen meters high bridge. Still together, Scotty, it's going to Martin.
Who's on the line morning Martin?
Speaker 12 (51:19):
How are you Kilder?
Speaker 1 (51:21):
What's about a lame claim to fame? Martin?
Speaker 8 (51:24):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (51:24):
I met Dominic Bowden twice in the space of three months.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
Wow, okay, love to un back here walk us through
the first one.
Speaker 12 (51:34):
This was ten years ago and we went to Auckland
for a week to see some gigs. And you know,
you finish up a gig and you go to a
kebab shop at three am and a dozen of us
sitting around the table and one of us is, hey,
who's there? Six and a half foot handsome devil just
walked in completely alone. This was Dominic Bowden and he
had just gone to get himself to bab after an
awards ceremony.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Right, okay, so there's the first meeting. What about the
second meeting?
Speaker 12 (52:00):
Yeah, the first meeting also I went and chatted and
thereof and he was pretty keen to chat back. But
then Nadine Kronk walked in because she had just been
at the same awards meeting, and then he said, hey,
I even ever met, but he introduced some stuff to
her and then they started.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Hitting it off.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Oh so you played Cupid in that situation.
Speaker 12 (52:19):
Maybe a little bit.
Speaker 7 (52:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
And what what about the second time? I presume it
was at their wedding.
Speaker 12 (52:24):
Second time three months later back in Auckland for a
gig at the lane May Festival, cozing long and then
one of my mates was that, hey, there's your mate
dom and there he was just hanging out at a
Vodaphone tent plane colder.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Thanks to be cool, Matte. I love that. What's the chance? Callum,
good morning, welcome to the show. How are you going
what's your lane claim to phone?
Speaker 4 (52:46):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (52:47):
A two months ago, I got a call from a
mate and he asked if I wanted to fill in
for the Indian Panthers.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
So this basket the NBL saying that they went.
Speaker 14 (52:57):
Under, didn't they Yeah, that was the last game that
they ever played.
Speaker 3 (53:01):
Oh so they didn't have enough players and they called you.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
Yeah, okay, I'm presuming Kelly, you are a basketball part.
Speaker 14 (53:09):
Uh yeah, I played in the local like Parmy prim Grade.
But as far as my basketball career goes, how'd you go?
Speaker 4 (53:17):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (53:18):
Well, I ended up with three fouls, no rebound, no point,
nothing else.
Speaker 11 (53:27):
Pretty good.
Speaker 14 (53:28):
Pretty good.
Speaker 3 (53:29):
But you're on the stage. Good work, caln' put that
on your c mate. You might get picked up again
this year.
Speaker 14 (53:34):
Yeah. I asked the boss for a pay your eyes,
but he wasn't too interested.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
Good on your call and thanks for your call.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
Here's Ruben Morning, Ruben, Hello Jeremy, Welcome to the show. Ruben.
What's your lane? Claim to fame?
Speaker 11 (53:47):
When I was living in aston And Colorado, was at
a club with Michael Jordan and Mariah Carey.
Speaker 3 (53:53):
Well, Michael Jordan and Mariah Carey.
Speaker 11 (53:56):
Yeah, it was like it was like a private club
that my friend had a membership too.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
And yeah, oh wow, what what year are we talking, Reuben?
Speaker 11 (54:04):
Are we talking early two thousands? How I didn't I
didn't actually meet them or dance with them because I
was passed on the couch at the club, passed down.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
Yeah, hey, tell me this, Reuben, now that you've seen
him in person, how would you guard him?
Speaker 6 (54:20):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (54:20):
I didn't see it because I was so posed I would.
I'd probably just stay low. You know, he's pretty.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
Get set up earlier than Ruben. That's very good.
Speaker 3 (54:33):
Oh my god. When I was when my husband was
a young lad, he worked for Richie mcau's father. He
taught Richie how to drive the farm. You wow, oh wow,
that's great.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
That's quite a high level one, that is. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:44):
I bought a second hand barbecue trade me went to
pick it up, and Sir Richard Hadley came to the door.
We named the barbecue, said Dick, keep those.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
Coming in three four eight, three eight hundred, hardech, We'll
probably got time for a couple more.
Speaker 3 (54:56):
After this, he was leaving a comedy Gurg and saw.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
Matt he.
Speaker 5 (55:01):
Jerry and Mini the Hodarchy breakfast.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Those lame claims to fame are coming in thick and fast.
A lot of other people met Dominic Bowden as well.
It turns out this person I once fixed the kings
of Leon's bus when it broke down in London.
Speaker 3 (55:18):
Another one here, I'm friends with Rudah on Facebook high level.
Speaker 7 (55:22):
I wonder who that is?
Speaker 1 (55:23):
In my younger years, is this text? I worked on
private jets had Prince Andrew for a multi day trip
once knowing what I know now, I'm a little offended
that he didn't hit on me.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
I think you got that all right, textall on three
four eighty three. I used to live three doors down
from Sir Dave Dobbins. Mump, Now that's bang on, that
is exactly right. We want to operate.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
Yeah, and this one here almost sold a jacket to
Buster Rhymes when he was on tour in Auckland once.
Speaker 3 (55:50):
Shane from Sunny Matzaro once actually twice won the ran
Philly Shield as the mascot. I don't mind that.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
I once stole Matt Heats taxi van at the King's
Arms after a head like a hole gig. Then I
felt guilty, so we offered to drop him his partner
to Herne barn Our way home. There we go. That's interesting.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
He might remember that I bought some French doors off
Craig McMillan. There we go, great stuff.
Speaker 1 (56:16):
All right, we'll probably have to put a put.
Speaker 7 (56:19):
A pen and.
Speaker 3 (56:21):
While it's fresh in your mind, though, feel free to
text it through. Might be able to get to them
later on or maybe call you back next week.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
Can we have after the eight thirty news. I'm quite
keen to tuck into this toasted sandwich that's come from
Toast on the Green a live review. Yeah, Hugo delivered
it earlier on. We'll play that out actually because it
was first thing this morning. And also acc in turn
Mash joins us to talk about the weekend sport.
Speaker 10 (56:46):
This is the hiderarchy breakfast, Jerry Mni the hierarchy breakfast.
Speaker 1 (56:51):
Acc here g Lane is away, so filling in as
acc in turn Mash morning Mash.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
Oh morning fellas.
Speaker 3 (56:59):
How so boss away don't come into work?
Speaker 1 (57:02):
Is that is that the move?
Speaker 4 (57:04):
Oh fellas, I've taken the day off. I'm away on
a three day weekend, first night for the last night,
and I'm here what to do a sports check? Just
to tell you that the Whys are playing again this weekend. Yep,
we're all good, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (57:15):
So yeah, the Gold Coast Titans. Listen, do you even
know what day they're playing on?
Speaker 4 (57:21):
Not one hundred percent sure? No, but I'm never taking
on the Titans. I'm pretty sure that's still the favorites
on the TV. But I couldn't tell you're when or
where they're playing. No, Jerry, do you have a computer screenprinting?
Speaker 3 (57:31):
I do?
Speaker 1 (57:32):
I do?
Speaker 9 (57:33):
They're playing tomorrow, Tomorrow's seven thirty and Goldie I think.
Speaker 4 (57:38):
Yeah, boys, I'm pretty sure they're playing tomorrow night seven
thirty across.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
In the Goldie if we then move on.
Speaker 4 (57:45):
Also, the Woman's Ruby wild Cap is kicking off this week. Geez,
is this what ge Lane does every week? He just
talked about the sporting fixtures that people also want to
know that they're on. No, they already know that they're on,
and then if they don't, they don't know. Yeah, the
Woman's Abby wild Cap off this week as well. What
Fourth City am on Monday? Monday morning, the Black Ferns
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will be taken on Spain.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
You can go back to bed, Ben if you want,
that's all. You can just go back to bed.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
I mean, I'm doing the Fellers.
Speaker 3 (58:14):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (58:17):
He's ready like he is, he is ready to go.
I'm ready to go with some critical analysis of the
Women's Rugby World Cup. What else do you need to know?
Speaker 4 (58:28):
Gents?
Speaker 1 (58:28):
What else do you need to know?
Speaker 4 (58:29):
What's going on this weekend? But let me finish that
point about the woman's off this weekend. The Black Fans
are playing Monday morning. That's the first game of the
tournament for them, and they're taking on Spain. You can't
even bet on Spain apparently, so that's where that fixed? It?
Speaker 5 (58:41):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (58:41):
And what else do you need to know? What else
I want to know? What I want to know? What's
happening in the in the n PC.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
Yeah, in PC, the fourth round kicked off last night.
I'm pretty sure South and by a plenty. If I
got my socials cretinal.
Speaker 1 (58:55):
Morning, you're right on that.
Speaker 4 (58:58):
Canterbury have got Hawks Bay leave it tonight even the
clock my Cato Turanaki tomorrow in the afternoon, Gee, Saturday
afternoons that up. If you can roll straight into the
Tessmen North harther game at four to thirty five, and
then you got Auckland North and seven o'clock and then
on the Sunday the Target Counties Monaco and then Sunday
evening Wellington Mona. We two as well, boys, So get
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behind in PC this week in a bit of grass roadshe.
Speaker 3 (59:24):
Any insights into any of those games.
Speaker 4 (59:26):
No, look, I'll do some extra research and maybe you know,
come Monday morning when I'm back, no doubt for another
hearted than sports teed. I'm I'm happy to I'm happy
to bring some analysis in terms of foresight, fellas, You're
not going to get a lot from me this morning.
Speaker 1 (59:40):
Wow, that's the thing. I mean, who knows these There's
the thing about sport. We don't know what's going to happen.
That's why we watch it.
Speaker 4 (59:47):
That's right ups and down.
Speaker 1 (59:48):
So it's hard to predict. There's going to be winners
and losers. There's going to be winners and losers this weekend.
That's what Jeline Ois is on a Friday. Guess there's
going to be winners. There's gonna be somebody were gonna loses.
There's gonna be some drawers as well.
Speaker 12 (59:58):
Well.
Speaker 4 (59:58):
Hang on, so is it what brings he comes in
and needs. There's going to be some winners. There's going
to be some losers and there might be your drawer.
Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yeah, he normally drops a bombshell as well, drops a
defamation case for us to deal with a little bit
later on, comes in, has a bit of a hack
at someone and then just bug us off.
Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Oh well that's fair enough. What about the NRL in
terms of the round outside of the wise?
Speaker 12 (01:00:20):
Do you want to know that what's.
Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Going on here or not that?
Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
In?
Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Yeah? What's going on you man?
Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Well, tonight the Panthers are taken on the Raiders. I
mean I can just read out fixtures. I think that's
what I've got.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Yeah, that's exactly what Juland does. Ohr.
Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
And then tonight you've also got the Storm Doggies Dolphins.
See I'm sweating in front of me that this is
around twenty five out of twenty seven, so we're not
far away from crunch time. And then tomorrow night you've
got again the Wires Titans that is at seven thirty.
Correct to you boys forgetting that one.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (01:00:48):
Ju Lane also says mean things about South African's most
Fridays and Monday's got anything like that that you want
to add, MESHI.
Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
No, no, because I've run into a couple of South
Aficans recently with g Lane and I have and I'm
feeling in quite a good spot playing the good cop
on that. So I've got no interest tie taking and
that that national bashing.
Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
That that you m to play the good cop when
he got laying around, he's the immediately bad cop wherever
he goes. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
So I've got nothing too bad to say about the
South Aficans other than the fact they probably need to
get a win this week. Of course they're taking on Assie.
And now that we're mentioning this game, I.
Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Can tell you what time that is. No, that's good night,
sometime in the night on Saturday. Well all best. Yeah, look,
there's a lot of support coming in for you, Meshi
on the text machine, thoughts and prayers, Meshi, since this
person some of Meshi's best work as Milkman Mash available
(01:01:48):
for out calls.
Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Yeah, well look, I am I got to bed, I've
got to be honest, only about three four hours ago,
so I don't know if I'm going to be at
the peak of my powers, but I am available. Other
people want to get in touch.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Yet, Okay, good, we'll give them your number. Thanks for
your time this morning. Acc in turn mash. That's it.
I hope sir send us the invoice. I love you,
love you too, all right, Well that do us, They
don't do us.
Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Whip the bails off.
Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
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