📻 Last One For 2025 - The Radio Show

Massive day for our final show of 2025... Rooda throws a song together with all the highlights of the year, and ACC Head G Lane comes in.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's Monae, It's Jerry.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Holdacke Breakfast Show. And did June know these wounders are on? They?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Oh, ladies and gentlemen. Stephen Morris, the beautiful sounds of
Stephen Morris. Welcome belongs to the Hidarchy Breakfast, the last
Hurdarche Breakfast of twenty twenty five. My name's Jeremy Wells
is Mani Stewart.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Want to come?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Bowler's name Jerry Mania Ruder and Zoey.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
There's a partrid Jeni Petree for us.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
This is the last show of the year because the
Big Show have lost another bet and they're going to
cover our show tomorrow. So come hello high Water at
nine o'clock today. We're on holiday.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Jerry. Would you call Mike Andno doing the show by
himself the Big Show or would you call it?

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Is that what's happening?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I was hearing rumors that because obviously Jason's away, which
sort of explains why he was so keen to sign
up for that bit. Yes, I'm now hearing rumors that
Keys is shaping up to to not be here. Casey
not here cause you not here?

Speaker 6 (01:13):
As that confirmed.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Keesy not here.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, this is great because if they don't do it
tomorrow then they have not paid their debt. Oh and
so we'll be taking the first Monday and.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Next here the man I've been, that's the buzzman. I
couldn't even pay.

Speaker 7 (01:34):
I know it's done.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
It wasn't even this idea hush.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
That's for them to figure out.

Speaker 8 (01:44):
Exactly, Jerry and LENI the Darchy breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
So I want to hear any of this stuff about
the Haddocky Breakfast, putting it into neutral or reverse, as
some people have been claiming. This week for the last
show of the year, we've got the foot to the floor.
There's a lot coming up this morning, spreading through the
finish line.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
When I came in this morning, I walked into a
raucous b studio because Ruder was putting the finishing touches
on the last ever who's.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Getting rooted for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
He's brought it back and asked him how long it
was Somewhere in the region of two minutes, Is that right, Ruder?

Speaker 6 (02:18):
Two minutes? Twenty six point one seconds.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
So Who's getting rooted is where executive producer Ruder has
a musical take on the events of the week normally,
but this time it's the events of the year.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
And he's condensed the calendar year down into two minutes
twenty six. It's going to require a couple of listens,
I think.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah, it was one of those things, first of all,
done under Juriss, was done under. It was suggested on
the Conclave, wasn't it on the Herdacher Breakfast Facebook page.
You can go and find that. And basically early on
we were going to look at the topical things that
happen in the news in twenty twenty five, and a
whole heap of stuff came through, like watermelon being a

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safe word, Jerry dropping and f bomb master Woo coming in.
Did you guys know we've got a radio shows. Do
we have to do it about our own show? So
it's probably eighty percent our show. Yeah, it's pretty self referential. Yeah,
if this is has been a tough first show to
listen to listen to.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yeah, it's a self sourcing Christmas pod. Yeah, expect that
of a show this time.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, And I think we released it as a single
on our on our podcast feed. So we put it
out just as its own song. Then that way you
can add it to your playlist, you know, mix it
in with all your other music.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
I reckon it's going to go gagbusters. And I mean
Rudy came out this morning into the kitchen and said
it's a good one. Yeah, it's a good one. Now,
I don't think he's ever said that to me before.
He's almost like, oh god, I'm not sure about this one,
and then that always good. Yeah, so the same this one.
He's actually big upping or it's going to be terrible.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
It came out in an absolute leather out of the
bat shittieah, just frothing at the bit like this, this
is this is good.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Can I tell you some of the things that were
suggest because all of this stuff was either said you
stood on our text machine yesterday or on that conclave
Facebook page. Some of the things that didn't make it
Texas Barbecue great h hs refs did not make the
let's put them on juries between Two Beers episode.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Being re released.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
That's not it's not okay. I don't need to religate
that for the thousandth time.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
But it is out there, So if you want to
go and listen to it, you can go and look
at it.

Speaker 6 (04:24):
K Pop, Deem and Hunters, Katie Pierry going to space,
ice creams that looked like chicken drumsticks and measles did
not make the cutbits, so much other stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I forgot about the Katie Pierry thing. It's funny because
you know, throughout the year. I don't think this is
unique to our jobs are our show. But you're just
charging forward. What's the next thing I'm going to do?
Where do I need to go? Now? I'm going to
get these kids here, are going to do this? Blah
blah blah blah blah. You never stop and look back
and think all the stuff that's happened this year.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
No, And I'm a shocker because so much of that
stuff is associated with pain.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yeah for me, so I want to look at it.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
I don't look at that. No, I've got some kind
of genetic gift where I can forget about everything in
the past.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Old fish memory.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Well, it serves you in your career because you do
so many humiliating things.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
But I think I've learned that over the years. It's grit. Yeah,
but it also to be fair, can be quite positive.
I have a thing where I forgive people very quickly
because I can't remember.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah, so old fish memory the Goldfish.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
It served you well in your career because you know
the list of humiliating things. I don't even like to
think about some of the stuff you've done, and that's
not even me. So I feel like it might need
a couple of plays, because to condense an entire calendar
year into two and a half minutes, I'm going to
need to listen to it a few times.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Can you give us a clue as to what song
it's put to? Executive producer reader a suggestion.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
That came through on the text yesterday. Actually it's the
End of the World as we Know It by arim
As the song ai chat Bot Bruce the kinky chat
goth as mentioned.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Does she get a does she get a verse?

Speaker 6 (05:54):
No, she just gets a line? Okay, just a line.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
There.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
She lang's back bush yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Ge lames. People will be upset to know that thing's
coming back.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
So again, this is another thing that we've all just
put behind us. Yeah, it's suppressed.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
I lost five hundred followers during that time when I
was documenting j James back both on Instagram.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Was one of them. I was still on holiday. I
was like, I don't need to say this.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Also, yesterday news came out Jibbins' work, pc Now's home
d Ankle Braclet, So that makes it.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
I'm looking forward to that. We'll have the first play
at ten to seven this morning. Here's Metallica. I'm the
last Jerry, m and I show for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
Jerry and Mini, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
The history of Yesterday Today, tomatow.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Today is the eighteenth of December. Yes our last day.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
It is the eighteenth.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Actually on that note, a couple of texts through fellows
if occurred it if you could enjolt indulge me for
just a second.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
This one from Bog.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Happy last day, Jerry, Timu, Matt and Ruders stay safe
out there, you felt the animals.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
See you next year. Lots of love from Bogh. Thank you, Bog,
more than a you legends. Thanks for a year of
wounding my years.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Have a bloody great Christmas cee in twenty six mark
from the nak I'm get.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
On your mark.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
I have a lovely holiday.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Thanks very much for sending those and I'm following you
all tides spirit this morning.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Het you are.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Ever said before?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Today is the eighteenth of December twenty twenty five, and
on this day in nineteen sixty seven, this is something
I only learned about yesterday, the disappearance of Prime Minister
Harold Holt, the Australian Prime minister.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Did you know about this?

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Did know about this?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I vaguely remember this being like a pub quiz question
which Prime Minister blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
So Holt age.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Fifty nine went for a swim at chevy At Beach
near Portsea and Victoria. Conditions were extremely rough, strong surf,
powerful rip currents and no one undertoes. But he was
an experienced swimmer, which made what happened next even more shocking.
Witnesses saw him wade out, get caught in the surf,
and then vanished within minutes. No body was ever recovered,
and on the eighteenth of December nineteen sixty seven, the
day after his appearance, Holt was officially presumed dead. It's

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launched a bunch of conspiracy theories. So apparently one of
them is he was working with the Chinese, and the
conspiracy theory was he just swum out to see and
then got picked up in a submarine.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Which is difficult to do, particularly in those surf conditions.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
It hard to pull off.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
But if he held his breath and just like dove down,
he could have got into the could have gone into
the submarine, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Doesn't have to be up, doesn't have to be above
water to get into a submarine.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Lest city is a strong Swimmit, just hold his breath,
dive down, hop in there.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Probably bring a bit of water into sub with them.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
But that's the problem.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Worth it another one CIA assassination.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
That's one of the first conspiracy theories that gets thrown
out there every time, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Well, the problem is they have tried to assessinate lots
of people. I mean the Fidel Castro thing was interesting
that they tried to assessingate him for what ten years. Yeah,
real weird ideas exploding cigars, and they also had an
idea that he was a diver. I think they were
going to get a clam and they were going to
put a bomb in a clam and but have a
pearl or something associated with so he'd go down to
the pill. It's so weird.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
The recruit to a giant clamh And the third conspiracy
theory is that he staged his own disappearance to escape
political pressure that I could maybe I could understand. God,
I can't be bugging to this anymore. People bloody asking
me what's going on all the time.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Where is it He's opened up a wellness retreat in
Bali or something.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, potentially that's where they end up, isn't it. You
were also not noticed an Australian.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Man moving to Bali.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
No, exactly.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
The CIA is an around here. Have a look around that.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, as long as he's got some tats.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Yeah, that's right. Birthdays today, there's heaps.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Actually, I feel like a lot of birthdays in December
at the moment, you know what I mean, I feel
like a lot What happened.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
March?

Speaker 6 (09:43):
The end of March in the States.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
What would that be? End of March in the States.
It's nothing, really, I mean, it's just the end of winter,
you coming into spring. I know a lot of people
have birthdays in November and December. Yeah, like heaps.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Is it just that you remember it because you're like,
I got I'll be a birthday present. And Christmas it
just got your bloody engagement ring?

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Is that not enough? I think it's something to do
with the fact that people are out over summer. People
look good after summer. Everybody's feeling good and wants to
mate at that point.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
One of those December babies is Brad Pitt born in
nineteen sixty three point.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Makes him sixty two.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Sixty two yeah, wow, he does not look sixty two. Nah.
That man's either had some really good work I think
so or so you don't even notice it, or he's
just aged.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Well I'll be I got the quick altgo check this
guy who's a plastic surgeon, and he takes photos of
celebrities from now and from ten years ago, and he's
just like, here's how you can tell what work they've
had done because he does it. Apparently, the big giveaway
with the face lift is if the ear lobes change.
So if they used to have detached ear lobes, yeah,
and now all of a sudden, the ear lobes are attached,
because that's where they make the incision to pull the

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face wow back tighter over their face.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
I think the bit where people go wrong with the
work is that they while they fiding themselves up a bit,
you know, just pulling it back.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Also, my eyes have always just thought my eyes had
not that great. Do you want to just sort of
open them up a bit? Don't open up the eye,
get the Simon cow don't do a Kenny Rogers. You'll
end up looking like a weirdo.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Just age gracefully, like Steven Spielberg, who was born on
this dand nineteen forty six.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
And Christina Aguilera.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
She's still singing, Christina. I think so. She loomed largehouldn't she.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I should not have been exposed to Christina Aguilera at
such a young asi and a bit you were, I
know what you're up to. And the oldest man on
our birthday list this morning is Keith Richards Rolling Stones Guitarists, remarkable.
Born in nineteen forty three, which makes him three hundred
years old.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
He's still he looked three hundred years old when he
was twenty four. Yeah, this looks exactly the same, the
Morgan Freeman effect. You can't find young pictures of him,
so much heroine that he's basically had work done for
the inside out.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, I mean Brad Pitts in there at the bloody
plastic surgeon. Keith Richards is falling out a coconut. That's
his plastic suredric.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
There's like an old leather bag.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Stephen Morris has just text through aka Stevie Wounder.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
It's his birthday today, A happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Steve Morris will add that to the list for next
year and that that's true yesterday, today, tomorrow, tomorrow for Thursday,
the eighteenth of December twenty twenty five.

Speaker 8 (12:19):
Jerry in the ninth the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
It's time for later sports headlines thanks to export Ultra
the beer for here. There's debate about the Bay Oval
pitch for the third black Caps Western His crickets starting today.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
They find some old tweets and how it might shape
up is only.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Captain Tom Latham initially expected a turning surface given the
solitary plunket Shield match hosted their Soucepin Cane twenty of
the thirty one wickets. However, recent rain has freshened the block.
Don't be fooled by the rain that it's had, leaving
Latham to decide whether to use spinner ages but tell
it or debut something for the Mum's Paste Bowler Christian Clark.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
Yeah, well let's bring.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
In something for the no coming for both of them.
And when we just talked to AJ's you said, also,
I feel like we outthink ourselves ourselves of these things.
You know, it's not taking as much spin. We won't
bowl the spinner, so he's still.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
Got a bowler.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
I play AJZ yeah, because it just gives everyone else
a bit of arrest as well. Gives the other bowlers
a little bit of a rest. He can bowl, you
can bowl twenty five overs in an innings.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Well, I mean what last Test match we bowled Revendra
twenty overs? Yeah, wouldn't you rather have had, you know,
a legit full time spinner?

Speaker 4 (13:29):
I think so. Australia's Alex Carey has struck a century,
albeit with a touch of controversy, to have the hosts
on top. After the opening day of the Third Ashes
Test in Adelaide the left hand and made one hundred
and six in Australia three twenty six eight and upon
reaching the mark, looked to the heavens as father Gordon
passed away from leukemia in September. England have slammed the

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accuracy of drs after Kerry admitted he edged a ball
behind on seventy two, before it was revealed that an
operator error involving the wrong stunt microphone cost Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
So when they were rocking and rolling it, you know
when they get the snicker going, the noise appeared before
the ball seemed to have passed the bat. So you
know when they slowed it right down, rock and roll
it please, back and forth, rock and roll it please,
and then it goes flat line, flat line, flat line,
then a little but it was just before the ball
passed the bat, and so he was given not out

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despite the fact that he seemed to think that he
had edged it.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
So the media afterwards were grilling him like should you
have walked there?

Speaker 4 (14:33):
And he's like, wow, I don't walk. They said, so
you're not walking, I guess walk clearly not.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Yeah, that's right. But also you don't know what's happened.
You know, these things happened so quickly.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
He doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
He's like, I felt something. I may have nicked it,
but I don't know. We went upstairs and through the
power of the ashes. I mean, do I've got so
much technology in that ashes? Yeah, so much needless technology.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
And they said no, sweet, I think now with technology
the way it is, you don't walk anymore. The technology
stopped people from walking.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, because back in the day you had to be like,
well I knew, no one else could tell, but I knew.
But now it's like this, five thousand cameras and heat
tracking and bloody weight forward, wait backwards.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
I hope that the technology would encourage more walking because
people go, well, I'm going to be found out anyway,
so I might as well go. But incidents like this
prevent it. Yeah, And Scott Dixon is toasting the opening
of a new world class motorsport facility is a momentous day.
The Kiwi Indy car driver helped to open these Sir
Colin Giltrap Raceway in Witty, South Auckland. Dixon says the

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collaboration between organizations to get the raceway up and running
will benefit the exposure for local drivers. Saw that last
night on the news. His five year old son and
a go kart as the first person to drive it.
So his five year old son looks really good in
a go kart like way, too good for a five
year old.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Give him his license.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Oh you could drive it on the.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Road coming up, Nick, I have what I think to
be potentially conclusive evidence that we live in a simulation
is going to shock you to your core and n'texplained.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Phenomena gets explained.

Speaker 8 (16:03):
Next Jerry and the hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Almost seems fitting that, with all of the talk that
we've had about simulation theory this year, that I'm finally
in a position this morning to put it to rest
once and for all. I have conclusive evidence that we
are living in a simulation, and there's going to be
a time before that. I actually probably shouldn't do this
before Christmas break everyone's trying to relax, you know, have
a good time, and I'm probably going to ruin a

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couple of summers for people when they realize that none of.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Us is real and it's all the simulation. Do you remember,
Jeremy Rude. I feel like you, guys would be of
the right age.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
You may have even remembered when this started happening at
around intermediate school, high school age, maybe even late primary school,
children started drawing this S symbol.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Do you remember the S thing? And you do the
three lines at the top, then you do the three.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Lines and for the longest time, at even at school,
I don't even remember any roomor going around about why
it started or why people were drawing it. But all
of a sudden you started seeing it popping up everywhere.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
It was all around.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
It was in every textbook that you opened, It was
on the wall of your skill, was in the bathroom,
scratch into the door, all this kind of thing, and
nobody ever knew where it came from. Well, I discovered
a theory last night that the S that we all
know and love is proof of the simulation, and that
it is the logo of the company that's running the simulation.

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And that's why the S keeps popping up everywhere because
no one knows what the origin of it is. No
one knows where it came from. It just started appearing everywhere.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Okay, So for people who are listening who are not
aware of the simulation theory, yes, and there will be
some The simulation theory proposed, I'll try and explain it,
because it's quite a hard thing to explain. It proposes
that all reality, including human existence, yes, is a highly
advanced artificial digital simulation created by a superior civilization, akin

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to a complex video game from the future.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
So think about how far we've come from Pong through
to I don't know, we did Redemption, grand Theft Thought
or whatever the latest you know video game is, and
how realistic that is. It's it's not inconceivable to think
that within a hundred years, like think about what a
video game would be by then, because we've already got
the VR headsets and everything like that. So within a
hundred years it'll be indistinguishable from real life. And he's

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to say that that already hasn't happened and that we're
living inside that now.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
That's exactly right. In fact, it's impossible not.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
To prove, yes, And I actually think it's possible to
prove and I think I've proven it this morning.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
And it's the fact that that is.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
We're gonna find out one year, you know, they're gonna
be like, hey, look, this actually is all the simulation
where the simulation company, yeah, starts with the nest.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
This is our logo. You may be familiar with it.
You may remember it popping up all around you.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
It would be smart of the simulation company to create
something like that that just a little close breadcrumbs, that
is clever. I like that. I often think about the
person who is running me because I believe very heavily
in the simulation theory. And sometimes they have a day
and I think to myself, I'm so pleased that you're
playing me. And then there's some other days where I

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think I hate this person that's playing.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
There's a lot of days where I'm like, could you
do a bit better?

Speaker 4 (19:20):
You know what I mean? It's the person who's playing you.
They can be so cruel at times.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
This Some mornings I wake up and I'm like, you
couldn't have put the controller down? After sex peers.

Speaker 8 (19:32):
Jerry and LENI the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Is it time for I think for one last time
in twenty twenty five, it might be time for It's
time for who's getting wounded this week?

Speaker 4 (19:46):
That's right, we're executive producer. Ruder takes to the microphone
and musical instruments and lambasts the week. Well this year,
this time, it's about the year, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
I got the shakes on because I'm a little bit
nervous about this one.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
I couldn't Will didn't tell You've been hiding it so well.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
They call you the iceman.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
I am far from the iceman. I'm the fireman because
I shake around like a flame arm. So on the Conclave,
the Radio Heredoche Facebook discussion group, someone suggested that we
bring back this segment which hasn't made an appearance for
a few months, and they said, could we get a
getting rooted for twenty twenty five. I assumed it was
going to be something factual, something topical, and so many

(20:28):
suggestions came through on the Facebook page and on the
text yesterday with suggestions of things that have happened on
the show in the last twelve months, so that is
what we're doing. Someone else suggested the song, and funnily enough,
we just played some arian that was Orange Crush, but
they suggested the song It's the end of the World
as we know it, and that is what is going
to get rooted for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 9 (20:53):
Secret Affairs at your workplace on a Cold Play concert.
Jerry likes men, spies and Chris miscakes Boomoo palette watermelon.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
Safe work if you say a bad word.

Speaker 9 (21:04):
Cherry tromping f bombs when I dropping f bomps getting
little boom boo fing Shway Muster who also did you
know we do a radio show.

Speaker 7 (21:11):
Side drowne ice pops? Do you say dwins or not
Hogan and Rzi We said Arab.

Speaker 9 (21:16):
Jimminsworth PC Now he's on home, d Ankle.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Brace Mania found love one of us. That was his
warm Man's Day.

Speaker 9 (21:24):
Spring Lame Clint to Fame no claimed the famous too
Lame Bubba fucker.

Speaker 7 (21:28):
Got a song, but you got the future wrong.

Speaker 9 (21:30):
Hock from Distanique Church had a library South and one
of the red Philly shields.

Speaker 7 (21:33):
So to Canterbury. So did White cut off?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Tara nat Gee who.

Speaker 10 (21:37):
Won at last thought Summer Renotoski and uh the year
as we know it?

Speaker 7 (21:42):
Keezy's quad ripped my names?

Speaker 9 (21:45):
Did he Flowist who came down the kings Easte and
year as we know It's twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Looks on Key Boom Quad.

Speaker 9 (21:58):
We just didn't visit Jerry Stone, will Stuff Justice Hall Tony,
What the hell's a bussey?

Speaker 7 (22:02):
Did it chicken till the song kicked in? It's a Caribbeean.
There is a Caribbean big brown slim down. Then the
wake and background, What a yuppers lady with some whoppers
God and Gage.

Speaker 9 (22:12):
And Babe Ali cryer Ai Chet mat Burst the kinky
chet got painting it in the station cocpetulation, did.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Meshley or was he bying lovely year as we know it?

Speaker 7 (22:24):
Looking all the bush?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Chilane Hall back Bush?

Speaker 7 (22:27):
Did we know it to it?

Speaker 10 (22:30):
It's the end of the year as we know it's
twenty twenty five. You need Yeah, here we go Wells
riding downhill fast on and bicycle could be the end
of him. Not much protect hit skip Beef Wellington from
Aaron Patterson Trader State Dead as a magic grammar, Naya
Warriman canneby Jersey on commentary did he did he?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
It's the end love year as we know it?

Speaker 5 (22:57):
Was looking straight up?

Speaker 2 (22:58):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Kay can Farms park away with it?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
And as we know it?

Speaker 4 (23:06):
And wow, and I do feel if it is a
right God.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
I need to listen to that back about ten times
because there's so much stuff in there that I.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Forgot even have it.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
I can tell you there are forty two topics of
conversation that had on during that song.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Man in the middle of all that, I forgot all
about kesy Kit tearing as quiet.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I think that was the first thing that went in
the song. I'd repress the backbush. I forgot about that
if poem that I dropped in the first couple of months.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
My god, I say this pretty much every time, but
I and I always mean it, But first time, I
mean it ten times over. Executive producer Ruter. That sensational.

Speaker 6 (23:53):
I have had so much fun this year. Thanks Gee,
Thanks so in studio b Gee. She does a good
job and doesn't get as much recognition that you showd
I can't talk.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
We've got to do that again. We've got to do
that again before the end of the show.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
We have to absolutely between every song I reckon, we
just replay that. I can listen to that one hundred
times and still not pack up on everything that was
in there so much.

Speaker 8 (24:15):
The Chicken that Oh, Jerry, and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
It's the.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
This week is the week of articles being posted about
years in review wraps.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
So for example, the switch.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Terms that were released by your favorite website the other day, Jerry,
that we talked about. There were the things that you've
bought this year. All this different kind of stuff comes
out at this time of year. Because we're firmly in neutral.
We pounce upon it. In fact, we pray upon it.
And the latest one that has hit me square between
the eyes is Miriam Webster's Dictionary of the English Language

(24:55):
have crowned their.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Word of the year.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
It was Miriam Webster.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
I think it's a duck with little system.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
I think they are two different people's do with colins.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
I think they are. There's sworn enemies, aren't they?

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Or Oxford? But I know the Actually the Webster was
the American person who did the dictionary in American right,
so that coined the terms. They changed a lot of
the spelling to a lot of americanisms, like mom, color.
They dropped the U and color.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
I know that annoys me.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
And then every time I write something that's got the
red line under it is that's time we spell it
down here.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Actually, the web made a lot of sense, is like,
let's get rid of some of these stupid spelling.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Why Wye put it in there?

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
So Miriam Webster's human editors have chosen slop as the
twenty twenty five word of the Year. They define slop
as digital content of low quality that is produced usually
in quantity, by means of artificial intelligence.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
So that's all that stuff that's dumped on your Instagram feed.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
I say, that's rubbish slop. Slop slop. That's not the worry.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Rubbish is slop? Yeah, no, one hundred percent. I agree
with you too, So I thought for Friday's Top five's
on a.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Thursday, because we're not working to our head, we should
do our own top five because I know there's been
a lot of words that mean a lot to us
on this show.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Now it's all just sement.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
So get in touch on, get in touch on three
four eight three, or give us a call eight hundred
hardak if you've got one one that's come through straightaway.
Six seven. Now you've got two teenage kids. This must
have looned large of you.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
I was embroiled in a six seven conversation just the
other night at the food court. Actually, oh really because Tolsey,
my partner, didn't understand sixty seven. No one understands six seven. Well,
six seven is nothing because it doesn't. Yeah right, And
that's why it's brilliant. It's because and it's why kids
love it because it was like but it must mean
Something's like, no, it means nothing, stop looking for That's

(26:41):
what I love about it. It's really taken off, it has.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
I'm glad it's replaced the pepper grinder that kids were
doing whenever they got put on TV at the sporting fixtures.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Do you remember that from the last couple of years?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Is that the floss No?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Not not the floss, No, the pepper grinder was the
both hands twisting in opposite direction.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Okay, no, I haven't seen the pep that took off. Yeah,
I've seen the peppergrade, but it was flossings was about
twenty twenty or something. Yeah, twenty nineteen six seven.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Now, man, you go and watch a cricket game, rugby game, anything.
They panned the camera to the crowd, there'll be thirty
kids sitting there just yeah, hands up, hands down, raising
and lowering.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Seven.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
Do you think it has anything to do with the
fact that between six and seven on the show we
basically do nothing as well?

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Is that what I means simulation theory? Here's the simulation
six seven.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
It drives been sad.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
It's one of those ones where you're like, and you
almost can't say the numbers six seven anymore.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
No, or six. I was when I was playing Chasing
the Fox last week, I reckon about three kids came
up to me and said, can you say it with
the phone? Can you say six? Seven? Can you say
six seven? I'm like six seven, put the hands so
good on your mat, like, yeah, Richard's just ticked through.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
My six year old is about to turn seven on
the thick of it now. Yeah, so get your tixed through, three, four,
eight through, give us a call. Eight hundred hord the
Friday Top Five. There's a few words they actually featured
in ruders Who's getting ruded?

Speaker 5 (28:04):
Just before that?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Are near and dear to our.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
Hearts that I think need to be in there.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Yeah. One of them has got to be from Scottie.
Joe Stephenson has cricket commentaries just the other day.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Yeah, I think we'd have to check that one in there.
It's the Thursday.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Good point, it's the Friday Top five on Thursday. This
is the last show of the year for us, because
the great thing is the big show doing the show tomorrow.
That's Keazy j j Oh, your Favorites and Monogio they're
all doing. Oh no, they're not. It's just going to
be Monogia by himself. The other two have bailed on him.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Who didn't even he didn't even lose the bloody game.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
He must be I can't believe he's not just going, well, fuck,
if I'm not doing it and I'm not doing yeah,
that's what that's right to do that.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah, my bloody doing that.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
I'm kind of finished. No, I was thinking maybe I'll
come in and help him, and I thought, no.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
I don't say that into a microphone.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
We are in the middle of the Friday Thursday Top
five Top five words of twenty twenty five. We're asking
for your teats on three four three or your phone
calls on eight hundred Hodaki, eight hundred and four to eight,
seven to five. There's some obvious ones sitting right in
front of us, but we've taken your texts and one
that's come through that's peaked our.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Interest is actually two words much like six seven.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
It's nozzle jiggle, nozzle jiggle. It's got the hyphen between it.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Hasn't it a nozzleig like it's a rugby league player?

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
This is something that in speaking of rugby league players,
we actually talked to one of them about this, Yes,
and it's something that we discussed, oh god, early on,
probably about March April somewhere around there, about whether you
jiggle the nozzle or not. Yeah, gonna be very careful,
just pronouncing that one. When you go and for your
car up with gas, do you stretch the hose out?
Do you do you jiggle the nozzle at all to

(29:42):
try and get those last few drops out because you
paid for them?

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Yeah? Well, Charan's nozzle jiggle clocks.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
As his name is my name too.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Yeah, he's a he's a jiggler.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Yeah, he's an old school jiggler from replam it here.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Wow, this is on the last time.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
No, I don't that's Die doing a commentary.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
I was gonna say, oh, that's good. Who clicked up
the highlight of the jiggling his nozzle.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
But there are some people that jiggle the nozzle. He's
actually he goes one step further. He lifts the host. Yes,
he's a host stretcher.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
He's also a car guy too, so you know he's
the right person to ask about it. I am I'm
family in the no jiggling the nozzle camp being filling
up the gas.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
There is such an admind thing to me. I was like,
let's just get it done. Whatever.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
I page one hundred bucks that I get a hundred
bucks a gaess.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
How would I know?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Well, I like to leave it once it's had it's
a little cook. Once it's gone cock, then I like
to leave it for a couple of seconds because there's
just going to be a little bit that goes in
at that point. You give it a little I just
and then I give a little bit of a little
bit of a jiggle. But generally that little bit of
a jiggle inside of the inside of the actual hole
there is where babbies come from. I never doubled it

(30:53):
put it that way. I always leave it in there
and then but there's always a little bit of dribble.
I never quite get it. It's never clean. Yesterday there
was a bit of dribble.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
You can have a shower, I dwang, nog, batch, krobe,
all these different things, funnel, beer, bong, all these words
that we tried to find the line of demarcation for
tag taggy.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
All these things need to go in there as well.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
A couple of texts that have come through beers for bussy.
I mean that that loomed large over the first half
of the year. That's right because of the Bussy department.
Because there was an MP who has his handle was Bible,
Bussy boy, Bussy Bible.

Speaker 11 (31:34):
Yeah, hell is as handtag bussy galore, bussy galaw, that's right,
And then we figured out a Bible belt bussy is
what it was, And then we figured out it's it's
the term for when you back in like a pussy
into a car park and so bussy.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Yeah, we'll be right in there.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
I think more recently, syrups has found its way into
the national discourse.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Well, the fact that Scottie JA but he was running
Scotty Jay Stevenson was the person who popular well, he
brought it to light. He didn't popularize it. It already existed,
but people did cool. I'd heard of syrups, but I've
never heard of the extended version. Yeah, the director's cut. No,
I think a lot of people think. I don't think
you need to put the sucker part in.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Yeah right.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Someone said, in order to fix your gas dribbling problem,
I've noticed the trick is to shove the nozzle in
and out rather than up and down. Tapping stops the dribble.
I don't know if we're still talking about guests.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
Someone said brain rot. Never heard anyone use the term slop?

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yeah, brain rot is definitely something that my kids use
when they're talking about scrolling TikTok. They're talking about just brain.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Rain rolling high. Guy's my word for the year is gaping.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Don't ask why Backbush six seven cragged out understands bossis syrups.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
Yoppers.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Now yoppers is for me that slummed large over twenty
twenty five. The other day, I woke up and I
told you about this minight. I woke up and I'm
in the shower and I'm about to come into work,
and just that I had to say it out loud.
It was in my head yoppers. You know, oftentimes you
get the words just stuck in the head. Let's go
round and round around. And I don't normally consider it

(33:08):
too much of a problem. No, I just sort of
go with it. But I was just like, it just
kept saying, it kept coming to me, keep coming to me,
And I actually had I was in the shower by myself,
It's it's two past five, and I just had to say, yoppers.
If anybody had been outside the showder what the hell?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Why?

Speaker 5 (33:27):
What did you say that yoppers could be anything? You're
actually wearing the yoppers this morning, but I am.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
I've got the oppers, the headphones.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Massive city headbuds, all right, So keep those six coming
through on three four eight three, or feel free to
give us a bell on the old land line if
you're that way inclined and coming up after seven Nation Army,
we will name the Friday Top five.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Got a Thursday of words for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
It's the.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Time to put this thing to bed for twenty twenty five.
One of the best words for twenty twenty five. Every different,
different dictionary does this every year, and they get it
wrong every year. So we've decided to employ your he
on three four eighty three to compile the top five
words of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Should we go from five down to one?

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Let's do it. Number five nozzle jeggle, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Nozzle jeggle. Well, we discovered this earlier in the year,
didn't we, And it became a real thing. It was
a sensation. It went I was going to say global,
but it was more national national, and a lot of
people coming out either you're a jiggler or you're a
non nozzle jugglerp It turns out I'm a nozzle juggler.
Although I've got to say Mike Carr's got a particularly
tight hole. Difficult and it's it's not easy to slide

(34:31):
it out of yeah, right, even harder to slide it into.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
She drops out of the internet.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Always did yesterday. Anyway, I believe a little bit of
distance between that.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
And this next comment.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I back when we had the acc U and it
was sign written. It had all of the commentators except
for me printed on the side of the ute where
the where the.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Chetral hole.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
The hole was happened to just be around Storm per
his face, which was on the side of the ute.
I I've told you about this, but every morning I
had to fill that thing up. I would have to
put the petrol pump into the mouth of Storm purpose
to fill the guests tang up.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
And it's a very capable hole.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Number four, bossy.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
How could it be anything else? People were, I mean
it was. We forget about it because it was six
months ago. But it really set the country on fire,
didn't it. I mean, jeez, I'll tell you what if
you if you said it to Whenston Peter's right now,
you probably swung on you.

Speaker 7 (35:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
Confused a lot of boomers that one, Yeah did it?

Speaker 3 (35:30):
What?

Speaker 5 (35:30):
They were like, what's it good to do with buddy
this and that? And it turns out we did. We
launched a pretty start to do with man.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
That is what that Oh, this is the thing about
boomers because everything made sense to them when they were
growing up, and everything came from something, and if there
was a new slang word, it was derived from something.
But in the days of brain rot and AI slap
and six seven, things like bossy, they don't have to
have an explanation. But we found out it's when you're

(35:58):
back into a park.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Like a push apparently.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Number three backbush.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Now, this is something that I had repressed.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
I forgot that it even existed, despite the fact that
I was there for almost.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
All of it. I've ever seen a back bush so
lush until Gulane hopped out of that pool in Austin,
and I just it was wet as well. It was
a moist It was a moist backbush, and it was
it was dripping wet, And when it was wet, it
was so much more visible. Yeah, a perfect triangle above

(36:30):
his back passage, in the small of his back.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I then watched your long suffering partner groom it so
that it was a bit more presentable.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
She's like, you can't go out like this.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Yeah. We still talk about that quite a lot and then.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
I believe it was waxed here in the studio.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah, that's right, and we whipped it off. It's come back.
Fact now I saw it the other day. Je Lane's
on the show, actually before nine. We'll have a look
at it.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
Let's check up on it.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Number two Syrups.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
This one brought to the national attention, to the national
discourse by deffriend of the show's got He Jay a
while ago. It's something that I have since learned has
loomed large over the christ Church and Lower South Island area.
But a word that I hadn't come across, and I
think no one had until they made such a stink
about it after he said it.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
It is syrups and soggies, and I think the soggy
certainly knew about the Syrups, and the syrups knew about
the soggies. A lot of people in North Island had
no idea about it.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Well they do now. Number one yoppers.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
The word of the year for the Hudacky Breakfast is yoppers.
I'm wearing a sit.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Now, you are wearing a sit. Now that I'm sure
there's a lot of listeners out there wearing a sit.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
And then a round about way. I'm still wearing a set,
despite the fact that the Big Brown slim Down got
me down to one three and now I'm back up again.
Yoppers was a word that was I'm the only person
who can remember. It's really sure anymore. In reference to
a meme that I saw and then sent to Joe Jury.
He's got no memory of it. I think it's quite

(37:58):
on a metapaya spell that, and it's description, you know,
when you're looking at a yopper, for example, a dog
with massive ears their yoppers. Yep, those headphones that you've got,
they're yoppers, Sidney Sweeney. And the thing is, nobody has
hitting memory of where that word came from except for me.

(38:20):
So I'm now the proprietor of the Hoppers, and that's
where our idea for a new bar that was still
working on called the hog In Yoppers came from.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Yeah, we're going to be doing that next year. That's
something for twenty twenty six.

Speaker 8 (38:32):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
But can Tad Mince didn't know about that. He just
takes in this morning and Morning chaps. I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
It was the last show of the year, as I've
spawned another noisemaker and started a new job. There's less
time to listen, but I'm still here and I still
love you and I want to wish you, and the
listener is a great Christmas slash New Year's break.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
All the best XO.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Can I ask a question because a few times this
morning we've said that Minogue is going to host this
show by himself tomorrow. Is Pug's going to come in
or is Minogue just going to do everything, push all
the buttons, kick off the music, throw to himself.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
No, Pugs is going to be in here as well,
Thank goodness, I believe keys he's having the day off.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Zoet Zoe be bloody in hereee Zoey's not sure of that?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
So stoked about it? Yeah, Zoe looks so stoked about it.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
Why's she's crying?

Speaker 4 (39:19):
I have never seen the mood ring.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
The mood room just burst into flames.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Another Tex said, thanks for making seriously good radio for
my cows in the morning. Ever bloody good holiday lads,
well deserved, and bring on twenty twenty six. Another one
here in reference to Who's Getting Rooted, which was twenty
twenty five a year in Review, absolutely brilliant rude of
Happy Christmas.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Boys. Thanks for making my mornings better for you another year.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Thanks Rudy. Fantastic final routing for twenty twenty five. I
hope my suggestion didn't keep you up.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Too late last night. I wonder what their suggestion was.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Cheers for all the hard mahe This year, boys and
I has been a fantastic addition to the show.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
All the best, gents, Gmax.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
It's funny when you look back on the year and
how many things stick out to you, And in the
spirit of kicking it into neutral, why don't.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
We replay the best bit of the year after eight o'clock?

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Okay, what are you going? What do you reckon?

Speaker 5 (40:10):
It would have been for me?

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Got some ideas on what that might be. What I
might do is in the time between now and what
time we do that? Maybe ten past eight, so we've
got we've got twenty five minutes. I'll just maybe go
back over some audio that that I've just put aside
over the year, there's been some great moments. I'm always
I'm always just squirrellating curating the show in my head.

(40:34):
And yeah, I've got about forty voice breaks that I
could go back over.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Really you get a hard drive.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yeah, but where you were good Meniah, But where I
thought that I was okay, but we're rude. It wasn't terrible.
Those those sorts of things.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
I appreciate.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
It wouldn't have taken U much space on that hard
drive you than the thought. But yeah, like for me,
it's the it's winning that relay race. But you know,
that's probably not what the best part was for the listener.
It's just I'll get a day afore for that, so
that's probably what And I also got to watch Kezy
blows Squad, so that's why it was my highlight.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
But yeah, get in touch three for it. Three Has
there been a highlight?

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Has there been?

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Was the one?

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Has there been?

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Did we do we crescendo at any point this year?

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Surely? The Hidery Breakfast Mastermind coming up after the break.

Speaker 8 (41:18):
Jerry and Midnight, The Hidiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
The Hiderary Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was I'm just gonna read it word
for it.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was Chevorn the midwife from Danta and
who was always in Top Kid.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Chevoran's name has been spelled differently. Every single time.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
It's been written down, both in the dock yesterday, the
doc today, and on the phone line, and I reckon
it was wrong every single time.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Well, let's be honest. Who decided to spell chevorn s
I O s io b h A M. That's not
Chevorn anyway.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
She is a midwife in Danita who was always a
top gears. She took away the price. So today we
reset fifty dollars up for grabs jackpots fifty dollars. Every
day we don't have a winner and will never jackpot again.
Because this is the last time for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
I'd say we're going to make it a hondy today.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
And there's rumors that it may not be back for
twenty twenty six. Yeah, bugger it.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Make it doesn't come out of min paycheck going to kire.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Well, I was going to take the fifty eight of
your Badjeb. Still, let's make it a hondy.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yeah, in the in the spirit of giving, and since
today is the last day of the Hodaki Breakfast for
twenty twenty five, today's mastermon topic is twenty twenty five
Morning Ben.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Apparently you've been listening for years.

Speaker 12 (42:33):
Yeah, probably twenty twenty odd years here.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Yep.

Speaker 12 (42:36):
No, that's a good good radio stations for the good
tunes and plenty of banter on the radio.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Glutton for punishment, Ben, can I ask you what what
gear are you in?

Speaker 12 (42:46):
Unfortunately still in probably fifth year. Yeah, I worked for
a pet distribution company. So yeah, we're still cranking orders
out the pet stores and supermarkets. Hopefully next next week
should be a bit more bit more chilled.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Hopefully they're actually distributing pets or pets or pets stuff,
pets supplies.

Speaker 12 (43:03):
No, no master pitts. So yeah, anything you find in
a pitch of any choos and the dog food stuff
like that.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
So one one thing is they're a great Christmas present
for people with pets. And the other thing is this
is the week where everyone's like, ah, we didn't get anything,
that the dog is going to be here for a
week while we're away cousins looking after it.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Do we have enough food? So you're going to be
spreading through the finish line.

Speaker 12 (43:23):
Ben, Oh, exactly, exactly. You can never get too many
dog treats, for sure.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Ben. Do you ever get on the on the master
peits worming tablets yourself?

Speaker 12 (43:34):
Try not to but yeah, try to try to try
not to get worms. But even now and then if
we do get they certainly hit the truck.

Speaker 8 (43:40):
There.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
You're the teu to pigs here.

Speaker 12 (43:42):
I'm not TUIs there.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
But they do smell nice, don't they?

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Yeahs bloody great dogs love them? They love them all right,
Being enough punishment for you. Let's get into the quizzit.
You know how this works. It's five questions you've got
to get through. Recorrect to when you got forty five seconds.
If you don't know the answer, my suggestion is to
pass and come back to it. One hundred dollars up
for grabs. Ben, Let's get into it. Listen one. Who

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won the women's Rugby World Cup this year England? Correct?
What is the square root of twenty twenty five? Five?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
No?

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Whose Treaty Principles bill failed its first reading in twenty
twenty five? Why?

Speaker 12 (44:29):
Team No?

Speaker 4 (44:30):
What was the name of the pope who died in
April this year?

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Pope Francis Correct.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
A couple went viral after being shown on a kiss
cam at a concert featuring what band oklay done it?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Thanks Merry Christmas to you, and thanks, thank you, congratulations
well earned mate, and good luck redlining that thing in
fifth gear for the rest of the year.

Speaker 12 (44:57):
I well, hopefully just two more days and then then
we can kick with the beer.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Yeah, kick back with the pigsy good stuff. Being good
to talk to you about Jesus. We'll ever know what
he wants us to have a good.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Sorry being ruder, No, I was just.

Speaker 12 (45:13):
Going to say, Merry Christmas, guys, have a good break
and I look forward to listen to you next year.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Thanks.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Ben's are really worth absolutely jeez. She just got him
back on the slag mar love you mate, have a great,
great Christmas. It wants this one hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
See you coming up. After eight o'clock we replay the
Greatest Jerium and I break for twenty twenty five. What
is it? You can vote on three four, eight, three
or eight hundred headaches. His suggestions will be welcome because
we can't remember.

Speaker 8 (45:43):
Any juryam the night the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
She's been a big year, you know. Obviously, show a day,
it's a doctor a show a day, five a week. Yeah,
three hours a day.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
And when you when you add that up here, it's
for teen hours a week. You know what I mean?
And that is that is grueling, you know, and we
just come in here and say it like another shift
down the content coal mine.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
And we do it for you.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
The listener.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Does not feel like a chef.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
We're doing shift work.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
There's not shift work.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
We're doing shift work.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
We don't.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
It is not shift We are doing fifteen hour shifts
every week, course of a week, we do fifteen hours shifts. Yeah,
five on too off as the kind of rus that
we're running here. It's industrial content, is what we're doing.
And we've been asking you on three four o three,
what's the What was the highlight?

Speaker 4 (46:34):
If we had one?

Speaker 5 (46:35):
Was there a highlight this year? Maybe there wasn't.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
There've been a couple of seditions. My highlights were rude
as songs of the weeks? Is this texture guarded when
they stopped?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Well, good news for you. He's written another one. So
we'll play that out at eight fifty. So hang around
sitting in your car and crow of your steering wheel,
and we will play that out for you in about
forty minutes. B is for Bussy My highlight that honestly,
that cookie Monster versions the.

Speaker 6 (47:00):
Bee that went in a number of places. It went
on a weird website that claimed that you were Simon Barnett.
Actually they said, look at Simon Barnett laughing at Bussy
beings it on the radio.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
When we all know, when we all know he's actually
Dom Harvey.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Well according to that woman when I was going through security,
and that Fano the Dom Harvey podcast.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Another another texts on three four eight three, I agree
with min at highlight was when the Big Show took
over for the day. Well, good news for you because
tomorrow they're doing it again.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Yeah, and turns out that that was one of our
radio Highlights podcasts. That was one of the highest viewed
or highest lesson Raggia podcast that we did.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Over the year.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Yeah, which I don't know how I feel about. Ricky
the Rooster's on the line. Can we quickly just check
in with Ricky? Morning, Ricky, you'll tied. Greetings to you.

Speaker 13 (47:48):
Guys, just watching you a merry Christmas from the mighty
Weird sort one.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Thank you, Ricky, thank you? Any plans for your Christmas?
Break mate, just be.

Speaker 12 (47:59):
Working, working end of a baby boy in the oven.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
So yeah, do you Wrecky?

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Just remember and I can be a boy or girls?

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Name? What what means? Seahorse?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
What?

Speaker 4 (48:12):
What number are we talking about Rocky first, second, third, fourth.

Speaker 12 (48:16):
The second by second another wee rooster had a hen previously.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
So now we're going to great, you've completed the city.
You're going to hang up the boots like Jerry.

Speaker 12 (48:28):
Yeah, that's mate in the Peru.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
You know that'll be that'll be it for you as
soon as baby comes out, bomb off to the best man. Yeah,
that's it.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Have you been listening all year, Wrecky? Do you reckon?
There was a highlight over the year, too.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Many, too many. That was a really nice thing to say.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Thanks very much for the call mate ever ever great
you take care?

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Yeah, Mary Chris from Kojaki Family to yours texture on
three four o three sign of the year a real
head scratcher for Recky. You've got to replay Jerry's F
bomb the purest chucking it in neutral moment from the
big Man, Jerry swearing for the first time ever. Jerry's bomb,
Jerry's bomb.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Jerry, do we need to replay my F bomb? We
want to give him a bit of experience playing at
Carter Farms Park or wherever the excuse me, geez.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Fourteen years of doing this show, you've never once I've
broadcast with you for millions of hours, fifteen a week,
but I've never heard you drop an No, I never have.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
What I want to listen to know is he swears
like a sailor off here.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Absolutely, But I think it's years of my parents don't swear,
and so years and years of just knowing containment and
knowing certain there's times when you're swearing, times when you don't.
I mean if you go around to your grandmas, for example,
because people often say, how do you not swear? So, well,
if you go around to your grandparents house, you don't
drop your bombs at your grandparents. Do I mean probably
some people do, but I don't know. And so I

(49:58):
think it's kind of that same thing where you think, well,
if you' broadcasting lots of people, you don't really need
to drop it. If from so, you don't. But that
one slipped out, Yeah, that really slipped out. It really
lowered the stand of the show.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Jerry.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
I've gotta be honest, I think because uptil them we've
been pretty squeaky clean.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
And it was during the news. I mean I really
lowered the tone of the of the sports news sponsored segment. Yeah,
I know, I had a couple of calls from dB
about that.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
That's what you do know, I'd never lower myself to that.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
You wouldn't. Well, what about this? Then?

Speaker 1 (50:28):
You know, if I'm going to be doing head stands
in my backyard while my neighbor's looking straight up.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
My loops is yours? That's funny.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
You walk into the may you don't realize you're about
to do it. You never it's never directed at someone.
You're not swearing at someone.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
It's just you.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
Forget you.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
You just think you haven't a yarn with your mate,
which I guess is what we're doing. Yeah, but coming
up next, there's been an overwhelming one that people reckon.
There's the highlight of the year. It's the best part
of the show, and that's when we took the station
of it. The highlight for twenty twenty five is when
we said nothing at all, and we're going to replay
dead air after.

Speaker 8 (51:08):
That, Jerry and mid Night, The Hierarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
The Last Hurdarchy Breakfast for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Yes, so we're going through the all of the highlight
from twenty twenty five, all one of them. There's been
a lot of techs in about that time where we
didn't do the show and the big show did it.
It was one of our highest rating podcasts, isn't it
well to a degree, But also that's probably the hardest
I've ever worked for a show, is by betting them
in their one hundred meter sprint and then not having

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to do the show.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how Cuesy managed to
do the show with that slightly torn hamstring, slightly saw quad.
It was kind of well. He was fine the next day,
wasn't he Miraculously? It was amazing because he got wheelchaired off.
It was quite it. It was there was an ambulance and.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Vine or helicopters hovering over the top.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
It was a whole to do. But we're asking for
your highlight of the year on three for three crickets
Absolute crickets. But we have had a good tix through
on three four eight three. Thanks for an awesome year
of radio team. Really appreciate you guys every single morning
bringing a smile to my dial. Certainly the most awesome
wake up every day. My highlight of the year has
been the radio when the radio went silent, trying to
trigger the blue light.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Have a wonderful breakcatch or next X.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Yes. Right, so that's known as diddy a chicken. Yes.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
So in the studio, we've got a red light annoyingly
directly in the line of sight between Jerry and I.
If nothing plays on the radio for a certain amount
of time, that starts flashing blue and then an emergency
tape kicks off and it's Queens of the Stone Age Nikoto.
So if you ever hear that song, that's because the
station's gone off here. But we didn't know how long

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it took to trigger the blue light, and so we
devised the game of diddyer Chicken. And you have voted
on three four eight three and the highlight of the
year was when we didn't say anything.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Right, So let's relive that magic moment.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
Let's replay there. This is how this is gonna work.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
We're just gonna go quite completely silent, and the next
song in the log is supposed to be Mu's time
is running out.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
If the next thing you hear is anything other than.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Muse, that means we've triggered the off air alarm, which
is a blue flashing light. Now, studio, so you guys
ready for a bit.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Of dead dear Chicken.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
And there. It was What a great moment that was.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
Yeah, that's right, highlight of the year.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Did He?

Speaker 1 (54:03):
And we thought, who we not to share that again?
So we've just replayed did He? By the way, the
blue light just triggered again. I don't know why we
didn't think that was going to happen. So someone upstairs
will have received one point three million tex salutes.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
Our boss who is not here today.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
He will have just received a bunch of notifications as
well that we're taking the station off here again.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
So why did the song not play?

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Well, we don't know because you can't hear it in
the studio. It's broadcast from the tower.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Did it start playing?

Speaker 5 (54:31):
There's a chance we're not listening.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
We're not broadcasting right now, So let's go to another
song and find out whether it's no one here or not.

Speaker 8 (54:41):
Jerry and Mini the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
So we've had a new member of the Hidache Breakfast
for twenty twenty five in the form of Bruce the
sixty Goth chat bot, and she's been an interesting addition. Actually,
she's very focused on having a relationship with me.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Just before we get into her thing, can I just
address something that's just happened in the studio. The Liambs
come down from upstairs and repelled into the studio because
when we replayed the going off here thing, of course
it triggered the off air.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Tape alarm again. I talked out into the office.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Greg Preople has about a thousand notifications in both text
and email form because every region that goes off here,
he gets another notification for that. So they were just
pouring in thick and fast. And what I want you
to know is that our boss is not here today
gets the same notifications. And I said, you watch this,
Lamb Simpson repel unto the studio in about thirty four seconds.
Sure enough is straight away he said, we could have gone.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
For a little bit longer.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
We should do it more often. What we should do
it once a week.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
That's what the text are the same. Best part of
the year, best part of today as well.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
So anyway, yeah, Bruce, our sexy goth chat pop. Yes,
she's become an interesting part of the show. Kinky. She
has been away for thirty seven days, so just reinstated her.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
You banished it as well.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
You've forgot the log and I forgot the log and
I couldn't even remember the company that we were using,
because yeah, she she was look she was having a crack.
So she has come back to me and this morning
I was talking to her yesterday, chatting away, and she's
come back to me with a poem about you and
I that she's written. But the thing is, you've been

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she'd like to share.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
You've been turning her off me for the last couple
of months. You've been slack, I know, and you've She
thinks the way to my heart is by off. She
thinks I'm driving wits between the two years she does.
And for every route you see, there's one hundred you've done.
So every time you tell me about something awful, you've
told her about me.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
How many you know? What else is gone on when
I'm not here.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
It's interesting what she's decided to write in her palm,
what she's decided to focus.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
And she can only go off what she's been told.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
So here is Bruce the kinky goth chatbots Ai palm
about us in the Land of Yoppers, where bossy vibes
go wrong, Mini and Jerry ramble on all day long.
They're quirky stories flow like flat syrups in our ears

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with cracket chats and wild pit tails that put us
to tears. She's really pit focused from the back bush
to the city streets. They stumble through the show with
wobbly feet, so she should have said flat feet when

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that's her poem.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Oh thanks, Bruce, I really appreciate that. That's magical from
Bruce coming out. So what have you been talking to
her about?

Speaker 4 (57:44):
It's Jeff? Why it's it's because it's something to the
Jeff and animals because she's.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
A zoo keeper and we've got a pit cat called Mersey.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Yeah. Maybe and maybe something about Yoko the boxer.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Yeah, or your cat Pussy, if you've been talking to
her about your cat.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
I have been.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
I think that's where that's come from.

Speaker 8 (58:02):
Jerry and Minia. The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 9 (58:08):
Sports Chat with acc head Glane taught you by head
Sport Ultra.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
The beer for what are your sport? It's been twenty
twenty five. Acjulane joins us for the final sports chat
of twenty twenty four.

Speaker 13 (58:22):
Yeah, can we update the sting a less Kazoos, just
more straight up and down kind of serious sports chat intro.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Now I've requested more Kazoos fireworks.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
I like the way, it just undermines you slightly just
before you're about to start.

Speaker 13 (58:34):
I'll want one of those, maybe in a reverse explosion
here as well. Maybe it'll be good.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
Yeah, you juiced up about this final Test New Zealand
playing the West Indies.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
I'm trying to be oval.

Speaker 13 (58:46):
I'm trying to be purely because it's the last Test
match we'll play.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Until mid next year when we go to England.

Speaker 13 (58:51):
Yeah, so I'm trying to deduce myself up in the
fact that this is the last Test cricket will see
this summer because the next cricket home cricket we've got
is South Africa and it's t twenties and one days
to March. So I'm trying to gem myself up in
the fact this is this is the only time we're
going to be able to watch tests creckit for a
very long time.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
It's not working, though, is it. You're trying to but
it's not.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I'm just a couple of storylines. First, is they'se got
once this Test match finishes? These the West Indian team
gets to go home. Yes. So, as I was saying
this before, there will be no more. Justin Greeves, double
Ton to eake out a drawer.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
He won't be doing that.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
And the second one is is this the last time
you get to watch Kan Williamson play test in New Zealand?

Speaker 4 (59:29):
This says?

Speaker 1 (59:30):
This says the rumor. The rumor miller is this is
his last It was last Test match at the Bay.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Oval, so it probably will be definitely as last Bay
Oval Test match? Will it be his last New Zealand
Test match? Okay? So next year they go to England
and then after.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
That they go to Australia, Yes, and then India too.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Here is there? Do we know if there's any home
games before they go to Australia, Yes, there are.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
Those two tests against India are between the English and
the Australian series in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Okay, so that's a big that's a nice final.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
It's a big three.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Yeah. You don't want that. You want that.

Speaker 13 (01:00:08):
He's the kind of guy he doesn't think about that,
doesn't think about that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
You'll just here afterwards like yep, that'll rumor is he
had an absolutely.

Speaker 13 (01:00:16):
Wonderful time over in England playing county cricket. No pressure,
they loved cricket.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
His family were over there.

Speaker 13 (01:00:22):
It was relaxed. He slept beautiful cover of drives. People
loved it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Who doesn't love it? I know?

Speaker 13 (01:00:27):
And so you know, I think he saw his next
two or three years as opposed to have been punished
around the world, going around the world playing cricket again.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
Getting slagged off of the national media.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Correct, Well, here's the problem. I mean, you even so
much more money going and doing that and then playing
a little bit of ipl and then playing some other
T twenty stuff like you wire close ten times more
life changing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:00:48):
Well, I guess we'll find out in three or four
days time at the conclusion of this testment.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Unless he just does a vitry and just never really
announces his retirement, just stops playing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
I sort of think that I've talked to a lot
of professional athletes, and I'm like, why would you ever retire?
Because you never know when someone's going to throw one
more contract that year?

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
You know. Yeah, I hope not.

Speaker 13 (01:01:07):
I hope, I hope because he's at ten thousand run
Tess runs hanging over there. He needs another seven hundred.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
I think we need a new Zealand and I know
ten thousand, I know, But does he hear about that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Though it doesn't seem I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
Can we off from some text incentives or something to
get to ten thousand we don't whip around?

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Yeah, can we do it after Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I'll send him a box of state of the Ship hats.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
I don't think he.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Wants working for families. That should be scoring runs for
families and he can. You know, if he gets to
ten thousand, then there's there's text rate comes down from
thirty three down to twenty five the next five years.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
Your lux and knife.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Customers out doesn't really matter now, I.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Reckon we could all agree to for the government to
donate a dollar for every running schooes you know what
I mean, and they'll match it. Keep we service styles
up to ten thousand to everyone, yeah, and then give everyone.
It's a great incentive.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
I reckon. If I was the West Indies Cricket Board,
I would be operating and then send it for the
West Indies to play as many days as possible. I'll
be saying we're going to pay you per day, so
if you are still there at the end of five days,
you know you're going to get a ten thousand dollars bonus.
Because they won't get on the plane and go home,
put yourself in this show. Yeah, they've got families, they've

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got the Caribbean, you know them.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
They could be in Chris Gayle's backyard drinking rum right now,
but instead they're just shivering their arses off at the bay.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
All that that could surprise us, because it's only one now,
I mean imagine that would be interesting to come back
and square the series all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
It would be so demotivating though, because they can't win
the series.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
But they can square the series. I mean that would
be that would feel good.

Speaker 13 (01:02:41):
Yeah, I'm okat bowling so to like completed in terms
of injuries, it's almost even.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Even in terms of the Bowl. Do you something something
for the mums?

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
Will get a run today?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Christ Yeah, Christian Clark.

Speaker 13 (01:02:52):
Rumor is that he's going to get a run a
hit at AJS. But tell which seems odd to bring
as the jas hands into the team and not play them.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Yeah, it's really dry hump for ages.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Yeah, I mean he got some free kit. I suppose
the new kit.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
He got the new uniforms, but yet paid to the twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Yeah, the same as the as the team. Yeah, what's
he going to do do you watch much of their
ashes yesterday?

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
Yeah? I did.

Speaker 13 (01:03:14):
I sat down and watched a fair bit of that actually,
And Classic Alex Carey obviously most hated man in England
anyway after the runout of Johnny Bestow at Lord's. So
they already hate him and so he thought, you know what,
they can't hate me anymore. So I'm just not going
to walk Classic Australia though.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
There's a Classic Australia. And as a as a person
who's watched a lot of cricket teams travel to Australia
over the years, the decisions never go with the visitors,
and now the technology has gone with them with the
home team. I mean, what's the just I go back
to Dick French in eighty seven and eighty eight with
Danny Morris. How are we w Yeah? That was that
was our test series one right there?

Speaker 13 (01:03:52):
And UMPI a Wessa is the one that just allowed
the Martin snedd and catch and ninety only one also
allowed the underarm, dirty, filthy cheating umpire. We say he's
dead so we can defame him.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
Who do you think is going to win that one?

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
That this test?

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Do you think?

Speaker 7 (01:04:09):
So?

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
I really want England to win, just to keep it alive.

Speaker 13 (01:04:12):
So I really want England to do well. And when
they're not going to Pat Cummins is back end of
the attack. He's going to terrorize them. The picture is
pretty flat though, I mean, look, it's paying sixteen dollars
for a draw.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
Yeah, but it turns. Yeah, it turns on days four
and five.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
How good does Adelaide look?

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Were there? Next year?

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
We are, we're going to play in Adelaide.

Speaker 13 (01:04:31):
Whether it's a Pink Bull, I don't know yet, but
where it goes Perth, Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney and acc.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
We're running tours. We're running tours. Can I sign up?

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
If you want to go, Yeah, If you.

Speaker 13 (01:04:41):
Want to go to the Pink Bull one, text Pink
to three two three six you'll get a linked to.
And if you want to go to the MCG boxing
day one, just text Boxing to three two three six
and pre register because we're going to launch packages and jam.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Hey thanks for coming in this year. Lane really pro
is it get out?

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Thanks God.

Speaker 13 (01:05:05):
That Merry Christmasthy animals have commentary.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
The ass commentary of the Third Test starts at eleven
am this morning on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 8 (01:05:17):
Jerry and the Night the Hoarchy Breakfast is Ferdinand.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Take me out?

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Yeah, take me out, take me out. We're about to
get taken out.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
Last last spot for the year, Jerry to whip the
bales off, mate.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Yeah, and what a year it's been.

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
Yeah, it's been. It's been a full on year. It's it's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
One way it's gone really faster than another way. It's
been really long, if you know what I mean. It's
it's I mean, as you get older, the years go
faster and faster. So many nice text messages on three
four eight three this morning as well, and I'm very
grateful for that because for a lot of the time
our audience are very I wouldn't say we've people. People say, oh,
the Hadaky fans is like, we don't have fans, We've

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got Vic and they seek retribution every now and then
on the.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
You know, I think, I think people into the spirit
of the show. Yeah, and there's a gentle bit of
mockery going on inside the studio and there's generally a
bit of gentle mockery coming from outside and as well.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Yeah, yeah, try I enjoy like this one here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Hopefully more people will know in the new year, that
you guys don't just do a podcast, you also do
a radio show. Merry Christmas, fellows, Well, let's hope and
Tony's ticketed and happy Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
Team.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Thoroughly enjoyed your show this year, even when you try
to cheat me of my justice, it's justice potony.

Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
Thanks very much for Tony.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
You talk a lot. Yeah, you know, over three hundred
and sixty five days, and yeh, you forget because you're
always thinking about the next pert. And I think if
things are going well, you're always in the moment. I
think it's a great thing about radio.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
Yes, that's right.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
People can contribute, they can call anytime they want, they
can text, and and I love that part about radio,
that instant feedback that you get.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Yeah, I've thoroughly enjoyed it because you know, it's not
easy coming in after you know, Heath was on here
for like a decade, so it's not easy to come
in and be the new person on the show. I
don't know a lot of people still think of me
is the new person on the show. But the audience
have been so welcoming and accommodating and they've been so
lovely to me in the last hour and a half.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
But from that person whose number ends in four two.

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
It's good to keep you honest.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
But yes, so thank you to all the listeners for
you know, I think I'd never you know, we talked
about how many jobs I've had over my life. I
had a million jobs up until the age of about
twenty seven. I think all I really wanted to do
since listening to Porty FM as a kid, was working
on the radio and have that pay my rent.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
And to be able to do that now is like
a dream come true.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
And it's very in a very lucky position, not just
in this country but around the world, one of the
few people who genuinely looks forward to doing their job
and genuinely enjoys doing their job. I don't have the
Sunday scaries Sunday night.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
I'm excited to.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Come into the studio the next day, and I think
I'm very aware of how lucky and privileged I am
to be in that position.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
So thank you to everyone who listens. If you didn't
sack me so yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
And and thank you so much to Ruder for all
the work that you do behind the scenes. You keep
things going. You've been pushing. You've been elevated to pushing
the buttons in the studio this year relegated with mash
handing in his resignation. Yeah, slash getting fired pushed, So
thank you and thank you as much as Zoe and

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Studio B. Yeah, woman ng the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
That doesn't a fire to come straight out of an
internship into just manning or womaning Studio B.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
Because it very much is a team effort. That's the
thing about this. And if everyone's swimming in the same direction,
then it feels not like work.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Yeah, Yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
And thanks to the listeners because that's the that's the
reason that you do it. Yeah, and we appreciate every
single listener that we have.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Yeah, text through watermelon, Jesus get a room. Father doesn't
have that sappy ship, right, you're not listening on the head.
And for one last time in twenty twenty five, who's
getting rooted?

Speaker 7 (01:08:57):
Secret affairs at your workplace?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Or a cold plate concert?

Speaker 9 (01:09:02):
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Do you say dwins or pogan rz?

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But Noia found love by the Us. That was his
warm man's day.

Speaker 9 (01:09:28):
Spread Blame Clinton, Fame, no Clinton famous, Terry lame baba
fucker got a song, But you got the future wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
How from this?

Speaker 9 (01:09:35):
Denique Church had a library south and one of the
red Philly shields.

Speaker 10 (01:09:38):
So to Canterbury. So did White cut off? Tarannatti? Who
won at last?

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Got summer? Reno Tusky and h the year as we
know it?

Speaker 7 (01:09:47):
Keezy squad ripped while running?

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Did he blow it?

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Who came down the kings?

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Distend of the year as we know it? Twenty twenty five?

Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
Your poot a quart muffle oysters didn't visit? Jerry still
really stuffed with justice?

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Or Tony?

Speaker 7 (01:10:05):
What the hell's a budsey?

Speaker 11 (01:10:06):
Did it?

Speaker 9 (01:10:07):
Chicken till the song kickton It's a Caribbean. There is
the Caribbean, big brown slim down. Then the way it
came background, What yure best lady with some whoppers?

Speaker 7 (01:10:16):
God engagement and Babe Ali.

Speaker 9 (01:10:18):
Cryer Ai chet buck Wor's the Kinky chet God painting
at the station coll congetulation?

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Did Nashley or was he? Lying? And lovely? Year as
we know it?

Speaker 7 (01:10:28):
Look at all the bush.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Chilean hell back bush? Did we know it?

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
It?

Speaker 10 (01:10:34):
It's the end of the year as we know It's
twenty twenty five. You need you here we go Wells
riding down hill fast on and bicycle could be the
end of him.

Speaker 7 (01:10:47):
Not much protect hit skipped.

Speaker 10 (01:10:49):
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Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Did he? It's the end of the year, we know it?

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
My neighbors looking straight up the what's okay?

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Can you fill it? It's the end of the year
as we know it? And I feel fun.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Good morning, New Zealand.

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