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Speaker 4 (00:23):
Good morning, welcome along to the Hidachie Breakfast. It's Monday,
the fifteenth of December twenty twenty five. My name is
Jeremy Wills. Is my nice Stewart?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Four shows left? That is four calling birds? Jerry? Is
it four calling birds?

Speaker 4 (00:36):
I believe it's four Collie birds bird, but I think
it is a melopropism. It's been miss misused onto calling birds, right,
but I think it's actually collie What is a collie bird? Yeah?
Exactly what is a collie bird?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
What does a meloproperism?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
A meloproperism is a word that's slightly wrong.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's been miss remembered so many times. That's what people
comes from.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
It comes from a character and a play called Miss
Mallaprop who used to get words wrong, which seems weird,
doesn't that? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, that's that's where it came from. Ironic only four
shows there for us fellas. This is the we've only got,
as you said before, off here, we've only got three
more wake ups this year.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah, and then we're not going to be waking up
on Friday morning.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
No, because the big show are going to be covering us.
Although I've heard that Jason's already wrapped up for the year.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Ah what damn?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah so but heavy lifting from Kisi and Minogua bad Basins.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Well, we've got to make sure that we turn our
arms off on a Thursday. I've already turned it off.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
So we've woken up this morning to some shocking news
out of Australia and Bondi Beach yesterday. Mass shooting at
Bondo Beach yesterday afternoon evening has killed at least eleven people.
I read twelve actually in the Herold this morning. It's
injured twenty nine people. Yep, two gunmen and possibly a
third person.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, I think they're still looking for a third person.
They've designated it as a terrorist incident designed to target
Sydney's Jewish community. On the first day of Huneker, so
they were down on Bondai Beach having a gathering there
and then two or three people pulled up with guns.
I mean, it's terrifying when you you don't think of
these things happening so close to us, you know what

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I mean. Whenever you see something like this, you think, oh,
way off in the in the distance. But then when
you see something that's so close at a place that's
so iconic, you know what I mean. Everyone knows someone
who's got it made over in Sydney who could have
been down there on Bondo Beach Yesday's terrifying.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, and apparently it was a very large gathering.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
It's been declared a terrorist attack by anal Anthony Albanezi
and nine. I mean, the fact that there's twenty nine
people injured is concerning because you don't know what state
those people are in as well.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
One hundred percent. One of the people injured was Akhmed Ahmid,
who is described as a hero. He is the guy
we were watching the video this morning, you and I.
He was hiding behind a car while one of the
gunmen was shooting. Popped up from behind the car, got
the guy in a headlock and managed to wrestle the
gun off him.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
It was a crazy act of heroism.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh, one of the wildest displays of bravery I've ever seen,
because you always like to think that in those situations
you could be brave. But I just don't know if
he could.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
I think some people just something comes over them. But
the fact that he not only disarmed the guy, he
just armed him while he was injured. Yeah, and then
he's being shot at by another guy the video is terrifying. Yeah,
but what talk about a hero.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh, I know, this is I mean, it's one of
the most brave things I've ever seen in my life,
you know what I mean, just to even have the
prisons of mind to try that and then to pull
it off. I think he's got some league injuries, which
I hope doesn't mean he might have been shot in
the in the in the wrestle.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
You know, I think he was. I think he had
been shot beforehand, even really, but I think so. I'm
not I can't. I can't confirm that. But the fact that, yeah,
I think he had some surgery as well. He's having
surgery on those wounds. But oh, my goodness, on a
Sunday afternoon, this close to the end of the year. Yeah,

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this is just what kind of people do this sort
of thing. There's just absolutely horrific.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's insanity. But it's one of those ones where if
you're just wake up, this might be the first you
were hearing of it. It was sort of the first
that I had woken up to a couple of different
group chats of people saying, oh, did you see this
thing that had happened. You know, whenever that happens, you're like, oh, yeah,
what was it? And then you open up you know,
the Herald app and you start reading the stories like,
oh my god.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
You can't You'd never think that that sort of thing
would happen in Bondi, not Bondo Beach. Nah, We've got
all those people enjoying this time of year, enjoying the beach,
enjoying the outdoors. Then you get a couple of crazy
people that come through and do.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
That absolutely horrific. So we will keep you posted throughout
the shove. There's any more details that they come up,
but we.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Don't want it to obviously, you've got to address it,
that's the thing. But because you feel for these people
and you feel for all I mean, the thing is,
there's twelve people, but there's a whole lot of people
who would have been around at the time, they would
be terrified. Now, I mean, you're just not expecting that
to happen, and this will be This is huge in Australia.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
So yeah, well we'll keep you posted throughout the show.
But I mean, you know what I mean, you know, yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
I know.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
That's that's groom for this time of year, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
It is. It's not what I needed after no weekend
that I had, that's for sure. No waking up to
news like that.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
No, particularly after the weekend I've heard you had.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
My god, they're all talking about it. Oh my god,
it's a weekend for the ages. I'd probably have to
run you through just the amount of sleep.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
But I've heard.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
I'd like to know is out there who said Liz,
I don't know if it's.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Possible, Jerry and mind the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
So I was struggling to button up my pants actually
over the weekend. Such for the fist of it, He's going.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
On, Yeah, you're really yielding a bit of tide over
the weekend.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Was I ever? I got overcome with the Christmas spirit.
That's how I described it to a number of people. Actually, yeah,
is it what's wrong with you? I'm like, well, just
full of the Christmas spirit.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Presume it started on Friday with Chasing the Fox. Certainly did.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah, and just a couple of a couple of looseners,
just to make sure that when I had that first tea,
I was, you know, just feeling relaxed. So we had
the lunch before and I arrived at the course for
Chasing the Fox at about two thirty because I thought
I could maybe iron out some kinks in my swing
at the practice range. You know, it was always a

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good idea just before you were about to play publicly, yep,
is to start remodeling your entire swing.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah, that's right, give yourself a listen, right before you
go out there to play in front of thousands of people.
It's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
And the concerning thing was when I was on the
practice range, I was heading the ball better than I've
had the ball and ten years. Yeah, and I immediately thought.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh, I'm going to shake.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
It was a bad sign I had every I knew there.
I only have twenty good shots on me a day.
In any situation, you use them, and I used up.
Boy did I I used up like thirty of them.
This is the concerning thing. And so I went into
that first tea knowing that I'd used up all my
good shots.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, they're all spent. Yeah, I gotta be honest, by
the time you get to the sixth you'd well and
truly spent all of your good shots. I don't even
know where that shot went.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
I went miles over the top of the tents. But
I'd rather go miles over the top of the tents
than into the crowd than straight fleecing it low into
the crowd. So when you are so on the first
so I'm there on the first team, there are people
lined up. I don't know how many. I'm going to
say thousands. I'm going to say conservatively two hundred people

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actually around the tea box.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Oh yeah, on the first on the first man, I
was watching them because from where I was sitting in
the commentary caravan, I could see them following you guys
up the fearway. It was ridiculous. It was like Tiger
Woods was looking up there.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
There were so many people. Yeah, so you're standing there
on the first there are people. Like normally when you're
playing a game of golf, you don't stand in front
of them, you know, a muppet like me. When that's dangerous,
it's it's actually seriously dangerous. So I'm standing there and
there are people lined down like we're professionals and die goes.
You guys might want to move back there because there

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are people sort of almost right in the way taking
photos on.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Something like a rally. Crowd your nuts.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
So luckily off that first.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
That's a good point. They assume you guys are good
at golf because you're on the tea, but it's like
you're just some guys, some random guys, not only.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
That, some really ordinary golfers. So I got the main
thing on that first is you just want to get
it away. So I got it away, hooked it, but
got it away. It was in play, oh man, totally.
There's some mangroves on the right. There was all sorts
of trouble. It was. It was, and everybody played a
pretty rank shot, like even the guys who are quite

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good struggled. So it was good to get there first.
One away. I got the amount, I got the beverage
amount exactly right. And I've got to say Zach my
caddy very helpful in that regard. Oh great, he was
out and about. He was sourcing drinks from all over
the place. He kept me very hydrated.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Great performance, and he was always there with the clubs.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
I mean it was just night and day from MESH
last year. He wasn't having selfies with people, He didn't
ever shirt off, he wasn't trying to find my turtles
in that green whole time.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
He was focused on the right bag. Yeah, right right.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
You know, he wasn't sort of flipping around in other bags.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, And so I presume you celebrated accordingly afterwards when
you guys lost.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
But yeah, you know, we were never gonna win. But
but no, I did so, and then all of a sudden,
the relief and the spirit, the yul Tide spirits sort
of took over. I sort of ended up knocking it
on the head just just you know, to summarize, four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh Jesus, Saturday morning.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Damn. Woke up at five point forty five thinking that
I had to come and do the radio show. A shower.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
I hate that.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
I told it, came and said what are you doing.
I'm like, I'm going on my way to work. She's like,
you don't have work today. I was like, this is
the best thing that's ever happened. Straight back to bed,
straight back to bed, big day on Saturday, got back
into it at lunchtime, knocked it on the head at
three oh all day sat. At Sunday all came over.

(10:28):
We had the big family lunch with all the families
we were catering for twenty three. So and so did
it on the head last night at ten pm. But
after a heavy day session.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Damn. So how many hours sleep you'rericking your head since Friday.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Including last night?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Three days, thirteen twelve.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Anyone had twelve, anyone had feel over ten, anyone had fewer.
It gives the tax three four eight, three tays.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Ten hours on wednes Sunday. Ten hours over three days.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
Probably not enough, Jerry, to be honest, it's three.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
And a half a day.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Rudy, it's not bad.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Love good.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
I have landed the planets, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
In the night, the Hodarchy Breakfast, the history of Yesterday, today, tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Today is the fifteenth of December. Was that ten days
until Christmas? Have you got your Christmas shopping done? Jerry?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I didn't do it, but it is done.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
It's done.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Good to hear on this day in nineteen seventy Soviet
Venera seven is the first spacecraft to land on another
planet that lands on Venus.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
You don't want to go to Venus, Nah, it's hot,
Venus is. Venus is absolutely awful.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Mars.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Oh give me Mars. Any day of a Venus over Venus,
Venus is awful.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Do you recognize Pluto as a planet?

Speaker 4 (11:50):
I do? Actually, yeah, I think, for God's sake, just
make it a planet. Yeah, I mean, what's it going
to do exactly? And who cares?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Really?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
You know?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I mean, whose feelings are going to get hurd of
Pluto as a planet?

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Ye? Who are these planet police?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Out there it's not a planet.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Who are the planet fobes that won't let Pluto? Just
won't let it be?

Speaker 4 (12:07):
You know, Pluto. She's lonely out there on Pluto.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
The thing is, if Pluto once so identify as a planet,
who are we? You know what I mean? That's what
I've always said. Nineteen ninety five OMC release. How bizarre
it may have been the mariachi trumpets, the gently rapped lyrics,
or that making me crazy chorus, but whatever the reason,
how bizarre by the Southaunkland group. Alls had a Millionaires
Club became one of the most successful songs ever recorded

(12:30):
in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah, number two, wasn't it In the States? Did it
get to one?

Speaker 6 (12:36):
I know, don't dream it's overWe into number two. But
you've got me on.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
How bizar either went to one or two?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
How number one?

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I mean Pauly Philmana this is he's on the vocals
at the moment.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Number one in New Zealand, Ossie, Canada, Ireland, Austria and
South Africa.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Okay, so number two, yeah, got to two, but still
to get to two in the States. Yeah yeah, oh yeah,
that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
The all tidle Millionaires Club consisted of basically just him.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I would have been a millionaire after that that song
as well.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Well, someone was, he didn't. I don't know if he
actually wrote it. I don't think he actually wrote it, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
There's a hell of a song. OMC the au Tide
of Millionaires Club. It took me the longest time to
learn what that actually stood for. There was a couple
of guys getting about an Omoru that were calling themselves
the Omoru mongrel cousins.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Oh yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, and they were tagging OEMC on like
the warehouse and stuff.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
I imagine there's a few motorcycle clubs.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, that was. That was the sort of thing. I
think there's sworn enemies with the dog Soldiers, which were
just two high school kids, but.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
The actually those dog soldiers are actually dogs or are
they no?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Those who are good and then make a little dog
thing with their hands.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, we didn't have real gangs down there because we
just made them. Mar two thousand and eight Pop singer
Madonna fifty divorces film director Guy Richie forty due to
unreasonable behavior after almost eight years of marriage.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
What was his unreasonable have you? Is he not packing
the dishwrusher properly?

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, not packing the dishwasher properly. He was doing that
thing where we'd be like, I'm just gonna have one
more beer, and they're I'll come home, and then he'd
just like have one.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
More, and one more and one, leaving the towels on
the floor, leaving the towers on the floor.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
I feel this is very sexist.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Guys, how do you know that it wasn't Madonna with
the unreasonable behavior went straight to Guy Richie.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
What do you do? What did he do to you? Go?
Great point? Great point?

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Well, I mean it was the way that sentence was
Madonna divorces film direct the guy Richard. It sounded like
she was the one that decided to divorce him.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Yeah, that's right, unt blaming her.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
If there was guy Richie divorcing Madonna, who was imposing
the divorce on.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Who, He's lucky to get out alive, in my opinion.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Born on this day. Don Johnson seventy six played the
role of James Sonny Crockett in the nineteen eighties television
series Miami Vice. Yeah worth rewatching Miami Vice.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
No, No, not at all. In fact, they did a
remake of it. That great theme song, sort of an
nothing theme, but somehow it was amazing. Miami in those days,
boy oh boy, full of cocaine, crazy stuff going on.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
It's funny how that city sprung up so many high
rise buildings despite no tangible infrastructure, Like what what? What
businesses were running?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
There? Was all the money, Yeah, exactly a lot of
money coming out of I'm more of a tubs man
rather than rather than Crockett. I'm a tubs guy, love
tub all.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
The tubs name tubs.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Tubs as Ricardo tubs are Riccado tubs. Yeah, tubs. I
think I know him.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
And that is the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow. Simmary
for Monday, the fifteenth of December twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Five, Jerry Andman nine the Hodiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Time for later sport headlines thanks to export ul to
the BF here left. Orthodox spinner ajs Pttel has been
selected for New Zealand's final cricket Test of the three
match series against the West and he's starting on Thursday
in Mount mong Andui. He replaces the injured Blair Techno.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
What's AJ's going to do to get a run on
this bloody And every time you talk about as Pattel
not playing in the Black Cats and they're at home,
people always say, oh yeah, but you know New Zealand
grounds don't take spin very well. Boy, He's been playing
exclusively in New Zealand grounds and doing very very well.
I think it's taking like three hundred wickets.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
It just just ticked over four hundred wickets last week.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Again good for New Zealand because you've got Patel and
you've got Glen Phillips will be bowling in tandem. Yeah,
and that's I think you've got to take two spinners too,
I think so it's slow and it turns yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Plus also I don't know, I just I just like
watching spin ball.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
He's good and then you've got left in the right,
so it makes sense. Kiwi Upine scout. I'm always weirdedy
about talking about cricket because people immediately text us and
as they stop talking about Kelley up one score. Alice
Robinson has claimed her maiden race win and the superg
format at the opening World Cup race at Saint Maurrit's.
Overnight and under pressure Wellington Phoenix coach gian Carlo Otaliano
is contemplating what needs to change as a site slumps

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to second to last on the A League Men's ladder.
The three one loss to Newcastle is this second straight
to Phoenix conceded three goals in the opening twelve minutes.
Well that's the problem of this second spell. After going
into the shed's scoreless.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
And your Auckland FC beat the Central Coast Mariner's Jerry,
which was your leg of the three way that once
again has paid. My leg was New Zealand to beat
the West Sundays at a dollar sixteen and then did
a man go with Ryan Fox and Dan Hilly at
a win chasing the Fox? He did great, great bit.
I also got on that myself.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
That's a good bit. At twenty was two fifty and
then it came down to two twenty at the tab.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, I think I got it at two thirty. I
honestly felt like responsibly orot and bit responsibly. But free
money is what that felt.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Like to me.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yes, chicks are on three four eight three more cricket
chat please, and then a bunch more texts just saying fat.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
That seems a bit rude.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
People can't see us walking at the studio.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Can The two texts that have been the most probaular
this morning are fat and the other one is lazy
around the lazies.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
I think that's something with a lazy boy prob I
think it's the promo department just trying to get there's
a back.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Over us.

Speaker 7 (18:05):
Jerry and Mini, the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Fat pretty strop wine and the lazy blue one because
people kept texting fat to three for three and lazy
got so many fat and lazy texts.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
And look, we'll be the second to admit that we've
chucked this thing into neutral today. But when you're coming
in off the back of what you've had about four
hours sleep since Friday, I'll tell you what doesn't pump you.
You know, pump your tires up has just been called
fat and lazy the whole time, you know, heap down
and then you open up the text machine to see what,
see what the discourse is lazy lazy. And I've told

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this story a million times before, But there was one
time where I was doing the show with Lee and
he was in the middle of this massive yarn and
at that time, a text went out to everyone who'd
ever called into the station before, and it just said,
do you want to subscribe to this email or whatever
if you want these texts to stop coming? Reply? Stop?
Oh no, And so in the middle of Lee's massive yarn,
it's just like stop, stop, stop, stop up, And He's like,

(19:01):
why is.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
He telling me to stop? That will throw you so badly?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, we'll try. Me looking down and seeing fat, fat, fat, lazy,
fat lazy, I don't even know if these people are
trying to eat to the competition your boat I have.
So I was like doing my Christmas shopping the other day.
I come across a traffic heck that I'd like to
share with you guys. So at the moment, particularly in Auckland,

(19:27):
but I'm sure around you know, parts of christ Shots
as well, the traffic just gets out of control and
these times where you just can't get across the road.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Yeah, I think there's two things that contribute to that.
One is people doing their Christmas shop at work, and
another thing is schools are not so school's not around,
so parents are driving kids around. Basically everyone's not at work.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
No, it's all school. Yeah, and they're all converging on
I mean, God bless you if you end up at
them all this week, but you will know exactly what
I'm talking about. The driving around parking lots looking for
a park, stalking people back to their car just to
try and get into that's an absolute nightmare of a
time of year. So I thought i'd share a bitter
living hack for you. If you're trying to get across
the road and the traffic is just will not stop coming,

(20:11):
try and find a tesla. Wait until a tesla comes past,
you just walk out in front of that thing. They've
got all the sensors and stuff in there that automatically
put the brakes on. They can't hit you. Is he right? Yes,
he just walked straight out in the front of in
front of that thing.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Okay, I might try that this afternoon. Something I want
to try.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I reckon tested it like low range, like five k
an hour in a parking lot or something. First, I
wouldn't walk straight out into the highway. But I'm just
saying those things have got automatic sensors and all that
stuff in there that they'll just stop right on a dime.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
So obviously you've got cars now that drive themselves. Yes,
are you saying, so anyone that's just driving it'll stop. Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
You don't have to wait, because you know, you walk
out in front of a bloody Ford Ranger, you're banking
on old mate paying attention and putting his foot on
the brake. But Steve Jobs will put the brakes on
for you. And those teslas what's his name, Elon Musk. Yeah,
Tim Cookle just chucked the brakes on that fird And
I know this because I've been in one and I've
tried to back out of a driveway and there was

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just like one vine of a plant that was just
sticking out over the driveway and as I was trying
to back out, it just chucked the brakes on because
I thought a person had walked out in front of it.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Yeah, they can work. Actually, in my card is a
similar thing. But sometimes if you're going around to a
reasonably steep corner, yeah, just jam the break straight. It's
absolutely terrifying.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, that's right. So that's my advice that I'm sharing
on the radio this morning. Just walk out in front
of tesselas. Okay, let's try that today.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Jerry Edmondnight the Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
On the line. We've got Sam Chapman. Sam Chapman is
raising funds for the Cancer Society by taking part in
the Longest Day, which consists of playing as many holes
of golf as possible. Morning, Sam, how are you morning?
I'm good?

Speaker 8 (21:55):
How are you good?

Speaker 4 (21:57):
What is the Longest Day? Exactly? I'm just reading about it.

Speaker 8 (22:00):
It's done during December and January as part of a
sundraiser for the Cancer Society across New Zealand. So there's
people from all over the country doing it at various
different points and there at various different days. We have
just teed off on our sixteenth toll of the date
so far. Wow, we're hoping to hoping to get eight
rounds in walking around when you're style?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
So what time did you start this morning?

Speaker 8 (22:25):
Just before five thirty? Really see the balls.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Off the field, and so you're planning on playing eight
rounds and so it was the idea that you're just
going to play until the sun goes down and see
how are you get?

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (22:40):
Pretty much. I managed to walk four rounds out here
last year and was done sort of mid afternoon. So
I thought, why not go one better this year and
see if we can raise a bit more money.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Okay, So so I mean eight rounds would be one
hundred and forty four holes.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
I mean a lot of walking.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Yeah, what's your score so far?

Speaker 8 (22:58):
I think I'm or four over at the moment through
fourteen holes.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
That's not bad.

Speaker 8 (23:04):
We're getting there, are you?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Are you worried about your score at all? Will you
be keeping track of each individual round or is this
just a battle of a treasure and just get through.

Speaker 8 (23:13):
We'll keep tracks just out of interest, but I can't
imagine they'll be particularly good.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
If you're handing in all your cards.

Speaker 8 (23:21):
Matt, who works in the shop with me, he's seven
over at the moment as well, So he's going right.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
To Jesus can be sick of each other by the
end of the day. And do you how do you
think the game is going to go throughout the day?
Like by the end of that what do you reckon
you'll be shooting?

Speaker 8 (23:37):
Oh, it'll fall off by the end of it. Anything
under ninety by the last round will be all good.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Have you I'm sure while you guys are walking around
out there, there's a lot of time to think and
reflect on things. Have you crunched the numbers on how
many steps you think you'll do today?

Speaker 8 (23:50):
We are at how many now? Or just over nine
thousand now and we're on the sixteenth hole, So what okay?

Speaker 4 (23:58):
So yeah, it's going to be you're well on to
the over one hundred thousand.

Speaker 8 (24:02):
If we can go all day, it's going to be
over one hundred. Yeah, that's that's slightly more daunting than
one hundred and forty holes all for a good cause.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
And I can't imagine you'll be looking for your ball
by the round you just dropping another one.

Speaker 8 (24:16):
Yeah, I haven't looked for too many so far.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
How many balls have you bought with you?

Speaker 8 (24:20):
By the way oh two dozen, I currently sat in
the shop.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
I'd need a lot more than that.

Speaker 8 (24:24):
Yeah, we've got to stop throw shop if we need.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
More, Sam, Where can people go if they want to donate?

Speaker 8 (24:32):
The link is longest day dot or dotting zed forwards
or hyphen Sam dash Chapman.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Okay, great, and you're raising funds for the Cancer Society.

Speaker 8 (24:42):
It's also the Cancer Society.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Good on your Sam, Lovely.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
To chat, lovely to streach, have a good day.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah, good luck, swing through and give us swing slow,
give us a.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Text at about nine o'clock. We'll see how you're going. Easy.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
Sounds like a plan, says boys, you make good luck.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
It's a lot of goals.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
I mean, it's sounds fun for the first hour. The
fact he's already been going for over an hour. I
think I'd never play golf again after that, Sez, I
thought we were up early.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
I couldn't see the four.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
That's too dark, Jerry in the night, the hold breakfast.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, that's right. A couple of texts through on three
four A three? Did you like how? I just had
to confirm that for you, dude. That's right, that was
the work Keys.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
I'm happy to be I'm happy to be confirmed on today.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Don't worry about you look like you're asking me. I
will need a lot of confirmation for anyone just joining
the show. Jerry's running on fumes at the moment. About
three hours sleep between Friday and now. We're going to
get into it after seven o'clock. See if anyone else
out there has had a fewer sleep than him. But
just before we talk to Sam Chapman, who's doing the
longest day of golf, I gave a great road traffic

(25:52):
safety tip or hack. Yeah, trying to cross the road,
just look for a tesla and walk straight out in
front of that thing.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah, and that thing will stop.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, it's got the senses.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
It's that's Elon's Elon Muskers purposely trained them all to stop.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, that's right. But we've had a couple of texture
on three four eight three. You may want to watch
a couple of videos about how good the teslas are
at stopping before you walk out in front of a tesla.
R It's one text that apparently maybe not quite as
sensitive as I thought they were, and then another one
Mania's advice we'll end up in a thirty car pile
up like a snowstorm on the US Motorway, Mayhem. The
Tesla may stop automatically, but not the Ranger Demo or

(26:26):
Santa Fe that bollows it.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yeah, this is the problem.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
That's a great point. Look, I didn't say that. You know,
this was everyone was going to get away with the
Scott Free. I'm just saying, you'll get across the strait
as my plan, because I've got to be honest at
a certain point. You're just like, I don't I don't
even care if I make it or not. I just
want to get across.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Coming have a seven o'clock. I'm trying to find anybody
out there who's had less sleep than me.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
We want to find someone who's in worse shape than
Jerry so that Jerry can feel better about himself.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Yeah, totally, that's what we're doing. I am full of
the Yule Tide spirit. It's pushing my throat. I'm let's
just say the Yule Tide, the.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yule Tide receded and then sent a yul tsunami back
and over Jerry.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
That's the Hiderarchy.

Speaker 7 (27:05):
Breakfast, Jerry and the Hodarchy, Breakfast, Jerry and the Night.
The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Can I be real, open, honest and raw with you
guys this morning. Sure can be vulnerable. Sure you look
terrible this morning, Jery.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
And and I thought it was going to be about you.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
It's a lot, and I'm backed up on this. It's
not just me that thinks that. It's all the people
that are texting and saying fat this morning. But it's
also the fact that I just watched you pick your
phone up and it didn't recognize your face to unlock.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
I had to Buddy put my pink coat in. Jeez.
That's a bad sign. Yeah, that's a bad sign.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
And that's because ever since losing although you didn't lose
your camp sick in last and the Chasing the Fox
on Friday, you basically landed the plane about half an
hour before we came into the studio this morning.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
I know I have to be fear to me, to
be fair to me, I have landed the plane. I
just didn't take off very long. I wasn't on the
air for very long.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
So this is sort of like the Richard Pierce of flight. Yeah,
was I not in the air for very long?

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Or I was in there for a long time, but
I didn't There wasn't much time between departures.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
No.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, you've had a couple of go arounds at the
Wellington Airport. You've come in sideways, touched the runway and
then just put the hammer down again.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Yeah, I'm full of the yule Tide spirit. I got
to say, I don't know what it is this year,
but I feel more full of the Yule Tide spirit
this year. The another thing is, I don't know where
this is. The weather. It's been beautiful weather.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
It has been so walk us through the chronology of
your weekend. So Friday, obviously chasing the fox.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
YEP so I started got on. It started started at
about two thirty, just to ease things before I got
on the tee nerve settlers.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, you probably settled one too many nerves just based
off your shot on the sixth I.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Was a bit worse for web by the time I
got some number sixously stuff. Yeah. Well that no, that's
that's all the time. I mean that had nothing to
do with the amount of beverages that I consumed. But
by the time I got to the whole the sixth hole,
people have been very kind to me. Around me, they'd
been very kind, very generous with drinks, and all sorts

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of things. So yeah, I wasn't in I was in
a great shape there. And then I celebrated on into
the night and so just the night just got away
on me a little bit. And to be it at
four but just before actually, because I like to try
and keep it in the threat, I try not to
keep them in the four.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
So I think I think of three am as being
nighttime and then four am is morning.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Yep, very so you wanted to go to a bit
at night, Yeah, but I just maybe just tacked over it. Anyway.
There was karaoke, there was there was karaoke at like
two thirds. It was all happening. And then and then
got and then for some reason, thought that I had
to work, and even though my arm didn't go off,
I think I won't. I vaguely remember waking up and thinking,

(29:59):
oh god, that's five forty five. I need to get up.
I'm going to be late, and I'm in the shower
and then totally pokes her head and I was like,
what are you doing? And I said, I got to
get a work.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
I'm going to be late for school.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
And then she said, no, you don't end it's Saturday.
I went, oh, God, that's great.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
That's great news.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
And then and then woke up at nine or something,
so I'm sort of a few hours there. Then big
day Saturday, fiftieth birthday party that started at twelve, not yours,
not mine, no, someone else's friend's close friend. And then
I thought, I'll just go and have a couple of
drinks and celebrate, you know, just show my face. Well,

(30:37):
got out of there at about three thirty, oh jeez.
And then for some reason just struggled to sleep. Don't
know what it was, because I should have been shattered, okay,
but I just could not sleep for the life of me.
And then so I ended up getting up. And then
on Sunday, got up very early, actually said Sunday morning.
And then and then Sunday we had a twenty two

(30:57):
people over for Christmas lunch and big celebration.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
To your place. You knew that was coming.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Oh yeah, I knew it was coming.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
And you still went back to back three our mus.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
But the people that were coming over were like, we're
understanding they were going to be I knew that'd be
putting the foot down as well. Okay, so they were
coming in hot as well, right, So that then went
until basically, I don't know, just before midnight about eleven.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
This is the thing about the silly season. So eleven
o'clock last night. Yeah, we're in the studio at five
this morning. The thing about the silly season, I always
say is you're going to pick and choose your spots.
You know, you don't have to bark at every parsing car.
You've got to let a couple through to the keeper.
I've run out of metaphors, but you don't have to
bark at every parsing car, you know what I mean.

(31:45):
But you sounds like you're chasing tires down the street.
I just think once you get into this last week,
you sort of lick up all of that day and
you're like, buger it, I'm going to bark at every
parsing car.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Well that's the thing. But the last week, I guess
during the during the actual week days, you know, working
and all that sort of stuff. But I wasn't our party.
A lot of my friends were like, I've actually been
out five days this week. Yeah, work things and client
things and all sorts of stuffily things, but I've just
kept it to the weekends. Yeah, so now we'll just

(32:15):
we'll go through well, we have a good time during
the week, get to do the show, and then get
some decent rest, and then bomb had it again.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
I'll workout, play hard. So in summary, how many hours
sleep of your head since Friday? So I reckon, I was,
I was three on Saturday. I main Friday night three three.
I'm actually going to go three six plus last night.
There was quite a few last night, I reckon.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
I'm twelve actually twelve twelve twelve over three days?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Can you top that anyone had a less than twelve
hours sleep since Friday? Get in touch as the Yule
tide gotten the better of you as it swept away.
I mean, I felt response I did sleep might be
old days wouldn't have been good sleep either do three days? No,
probably all Jerry and midnight.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
The hold I keep breakfast always tell.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
When I've had a reasonably large couple of days is
that I wake up with injuries. And this morning I've
woken up with lip injuries. Which did your lips just dryness,
just general dryness out in the.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Sun chap, you know that?

Speaker 4 (33:15):
But where you go the next day and you start
scratching the top of your lips and you're scratching away
bits of crud.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Starts flaking a little bit, you know, the crud.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
It's kind of like a watermark. There's a lot of
that going on yesterday and this morning. I need some
I need some lip balm. That's what I need.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
You to have a bit of stick.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
I've also got splinters, splinters from not wearing shows. And
then one I'm shuffling on a deck because I shuffle nowdays,
and I've got blisters at the back of my foot,
which is quite impressive actually here in all sorts. Yeah,
I've also got some kind of knee issue, but that's
been going on.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
You haven't got any preckles as well as splinter.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
I think, no, it's splinters rather than preckles. Tinatus no, no, tinatus, Yes, yeah,
absolutely always.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
We're looking for someone who's had a fewer hours sleep
than jer since Friday. He's I'm twelve hoursmates are saying
twelve over three days, generous estimates text on three four
eight three. I know some dudes who have had less
sleep than Jerry over a year.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Loll.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah. There will be some people out there that have
only got one or two sleeps to Christmas.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Another one on the crack there, Jerry. No, another one here.
How's your jaw feeling then?

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Jerry? Fine?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Fine, jew's fine, No problem with the jewel. Not on
the list of melodies. This one here. Tell Jerry, I've
had a minimum eight hours Friday, Saturday, Sunday nights. Had
a lovely two hour nap on Sunday a Saturday afternoon
as well.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Oh that would have been Okay, that's that's good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Another one here sounds like Jerry needs First Officer Scott
Buttery to help him land the plane.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
I've landed the plane. Let me be clear on that.
I've landed the plane every night. I've got to a
point now I'm forty eight. I know how to work
this right. You go through two days and you don't
land that plane, but you've got to land the planes
at least touchdown. Yeah, and clean that plane out a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Clean that thing, yeah, clean that fan around yep, would.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Like a humor, you know, put the cleaners through it.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I would liken it though to a Wellington touchdown on
the tarmac, have to go around because it's too windy,
you know what I mean. You were on the tarmac,
but no one got off the plane and you launched
that thing straight back up in the air.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
I feel like that was more than Saturday night going
into Sunday definitely.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
How do just stay awake so long? Jerry?

Speaker 4 (35:18):
He writes James, the yule tied spirits right, Yeah, okay,
I've got a lot of Yule and.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Me yep, another one here sounds like Jerry's having a
very white Christmas.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
No not at all New Zealand Christmas warm, lot of
sunshine and a couple of questions.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Asking around Kai but the nose variety.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
I don't know what they're talking.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
And then this one here morning men, can we have
a breather from the wind and crooked chat? The windy
is rubbish and we're only a little bit of low
quality games.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
We haven't been doing.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Ironically, the only cricket chat we've had is that digs.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Jerry in the night, the Hoarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
The Hardachey Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Friday's Mastermind topic was I was a Matt the avocado
farmer from Funkaday who was still running in top gear
took away the prize, so that means we reset to
fifty huck up for grabs. And since Jerry has had
fewer hours of sleep than any living man between Friday
and Monday morning. Today's master on one topic is sleep
well from Duneeda morning, welcome.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
To the show.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Well, morning, how are we getting on fellows?

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Good? How many hours of sleep have you had since Friday?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Well, I'll think about more news, Jerry.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Yeah, hopefully above that twelve mark A lot to think.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
So you're a sports science student. I imagine part of
your studies would have included sleep. How vital is sleep
for the human body?

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Yeah, that's up there.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Again.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
We kept for the sleep score actually on the garment
checking out most mornings.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
But then you get to sleep with the watch? Do
you have to sleep with the watch?

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Then? Yeah, you do.

Speaker 8 (36:51):
And you know she's thinking sometimes up, we've been running
around all day and so she's not the most ideal
thing in the world.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Well, how many hours sleep are you normally night?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
I like to hit the old eighty three sholders a goal.
Do you do you an ideal circumstances? What kind of
sleep school youre running?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
I think I was in the eighties this morning.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Yeah, that's up there.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
I think I think I'm at the twenty two percent
or something. I'm a mess of fail. I haven't even
got n C A level one when it comes to
the residents resent. All right, well you know how this works.
You know. Forty five seconds, we'll ask your five questions.
You've got to get three correct to win the prize
capacity anytime before we stuff it up. Well, you will
win immediately. Let's get into the first question. Which large

(37:42):
net animal sleeps for only thirty minutes a day giraffe? Correct?
What does RIM stand for reathless movement correct?

Speaker 9 (37:55):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (37:56):
And what sport would then athlete perform a camel clutch
sleeper hold UFC no? Which key we artist had the
nineteen eighty nine hit how am I going to sleep? A? Which?
What is the first name of the Australian League spinner
whose surname is sleep? And what sport wouldn athlete perform

(38:18):
a camel clutch sleep ahold briefly, Yeah, God for that.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
You don't have to give it to anyone. It was
a bit of a shambles, to be honest, and actually, Jerry,
I think you wrote that one that.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
You couldn't read then now it doesn't surprise me that
I screwed it up.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah, would have been an appeal that.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Yeah, the words are going left to right, they're all
over there.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
We wouldn't have even gone upstairs either world. That would
have just been completely like given on the spot.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Yeah, congratulations, well you are this morning's how do keep Breakfast?
Master mind?

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Awesome cheers Fellers don't do good stuff mate.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
If you think you can do better than we'll make
sure you give us a call tomorrow. Tim Finn was
the artist who had how Am I Going to Sleep?
And Peter was the name of the Australian League spinner
right player Peter.

Speaker 7 (38:58):
Sleep and the Hodarkey Breakfast Jerry and Mini the Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
This lod of New Zealand is waking up this morning
to this horrific news out of Sydney, a mass shooting
occurring at Bondai Beach. And Emma Olsen is a reporter
in Australia for Channel ten. She's based in Sydney. Morning. Emma,
good morning guys, thanks so much for joining us this morning.
What do we know about what happened yesterday?

Speaker 9 (39:30):
Well, Jery, just within the last few minutes it's actually
come out that the death toll has increased. We were
seeing twelve dead last night, but as it stands sixteen
and now dead and that includes one of the shooters.
And also unfortunately a child has passed away over night
in hospital, and so now twenty five people still remain

(39:51):
in hospital and it's everything's been declared as a terrorist incident.
This was declared within three hours of the event happening,
which is quite so significant in itself for them to
clear that so quickly. The shooting. It unfolded at around
quarter to seven last night. Two men were seen with
long arm shotguns and they it said that we don't

(40:13):
necessarily know a motive, but it's pointing to the fact
that they were targeting a Jewish Christmas event. They were
celebrating the first day of Honooka and they called it Chanooka,
and there was well over a thousand people in attendance
to this at Bondai Beach. It was the North Bondai end.
And they just started opening firing on many families that

(40:34):
were at this event. But you know, people were just celebrating.
There were kids climbing this little rock wall that they had,
They had sausage diesels, people were dancing. They were all
just having a good time. And then, as I said it,
all of a sudden, they just started opening firing on
this and so many people have lost their lives, which
is incredibly sad. I live about five kilometers from Bondai
and I could hear sirens coming from every direction. I

(40:56):
was actually supposed to be in Bondai last night. I
friends and I we talked about going for a picnic
because it was such a beautiful night, and then one
friend just decided they were too tired, and so we
decided to cancel it. But I guess that was just
the universe telling us that, you know, we weren't supposed
to be there, and I'm so thankful that we didn't.
And my heart really goes out to all these families

(41:17):
who have been affected by what happened.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
What was it like being in Sydney last night's.

Speaker 9 (41:24):
It's a very weird feeling. I think I can speak
on behalf of a lot of people saying that you're
all quite feeling quite numb. Obviously, it's very shocking. I
had so many friends down in Bondaie Beach and they're
all very rattled by everything that happened. So many people
were saying that they mistooke the gunshots as fireworks. Obviously,
because it's Feast of season five, weeks are going off

(41:45):
all the time, and then when you know, they looked
outside to see the fireworks and then actually they see
hundreds and thousands of people running across the beach trying
to get away. Obviously that yeah, it's just shocking to.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
See as she's a Channel ten reporter in Sydney and Australia. Emma,
how long do you know how long it took the
police to get there, because obviously the police then exchanged
fire with the gunman. How long was it before the
police arrived before these guys actually started shooting.

Speaker 9 (42:19):
It wasn't long. There's a police station right in the
heart of bond A Beach, so it was probably within
about ten minutes that police were on the scene. But
it wasn't the police at the end of the day
that stopped the shooters. You may have seen, and a
lot of people around the world have seen this video
of this one very heroic man who is the reason

(42:40):
that it stopped because he ended up tackling one of
the shooters and disarming him essentially and then pulling the
gun on him. He didn't shoot, but he obviously rattled
the shooter and then that's where it kind of all
came to an end, but I think there was a
bit of a shoot off where these two men were.
They were on a concrete bridge which connects the car

(43:00):
park to the beach, and yeah, a lot of bystanders
intervened to try and stop these two men.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Was there anyone else involved? Of course we saw the
two shooters on that footage that you're talking about there,
but I saw a couple of headlines saying that potentially
there might have been a third person involved.

Speaker 9 (43:17):
Yeah, so police obviously still investigating it. It's not confirmed
if there is anyone else involved. The two shooters one
is dead now and one is in police custody, and
they're obviously looking in to see if there is anyone
else involved. But in this day and age, obviously everyone
puts their journalist hats on when something like this happens,
and they report information that isn't necessarily true. So it's

(43:38):
hard to say at the moment if that is the
case or not.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
And also I read this morning that there was potentially
an improvised explosive device which was found in a vehicle
near the scene.

Speaker 9 (43:50):
Yeah, so they the police, they had a large exclusion
zone last night after it all happened, and the bomb
squad were there because they actually found some IEDs and
explosive devices and the offender's car and so they were
obviously scarring the scene to see if there were any
more And so that's where that's all come from.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
And em one more thing. I did hear that there
were potentially some other celebrations that were occurring in Melbourne
and there were some threats of violence towards those groups
as well, and then they perhaps didn't end up going
ahead with those celebrations.

Speaker 9 (44:23):
Yeah, that's right. So obviously, with it being the first
day of Honoka, so many people, so many people of
the Jewish community were celebrating across Australia probably the world.
And so as soon as this happened and the news broke,
all the different Tinooka events were canceled across Australia, especially
the one in Melbourne, and the police they have set

(44:43):
the sights on obviously heightening security around synagogues and things
around Australia so that the community can feel somewhat safer.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Awesome Channel ten reporter in Australia. Obviously horrific news are
coming out of Sydney this morning and in last night.
Thank you so much of your time this morning. We
appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
You're welcome, Jerry in the night the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
It was quite the day on Friday, wasn't it Chasing
the Fox? It was much anticipated. You were commentating with
ACC here g Lane for TV and Z.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yes, I was. It's a great, great little event there
the the ACC and we'll talk to Lane about it
later on. We tend to struggle a little bit on
the TV commentaries because the you know, the ACC is
born out of commentating cricket, and we can we can
fill seven hours with a nonsense, but when you've got
a short, sharp bit, you've got to get to Now

(45:37):
you get a throw down to Tony and our packs
is going to interview someone and then there's going to
be an ad. Then you got to read this thing.
You've got to director talking in your ear the whole time.
It's a completely different thing.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
It's a complicated broadcast, and that live broadcast is a
massive undertaking. I mean technically, chatting to a couple of
the guys that I work with at TV and Z,
a couple of the camera operators and stuff. They were
talking about the pack in and they were saying it was.
It's a very common goal. Is one of the most
combat and yachting are the two most complicated things to cover.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Oh yeah, because the water, I suppose.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Yeah, because of the water and the amount of cameras. Yeah,
so to say the America's Cup and things. I think
they're up to thirteen cameras. You're calling live graphics on
top of footage and stuff. It's incredibly complicated. But I
think the golf is also incredibly complicating because you guys
are turning up without any preparation. Yeah, well, well, no,

(46:28):
there's no practice, Like you don't get a practice go
at it. No, I don't get a rehearsal.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Percent don't. And then you in any plan that you
did have that you itched out on the back of
a napkin at the pub the night before, go straight
out the window. Once they're on air anyway.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Oh well, you you're calling a light. You don't know
what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Now. One of the funniest parts about we're having there.
So we were in the caravan, the actual acc caravan,
and someone else set it up for us, not us,
and and we had forgotten that there's actually two little
lamps in the front at the top. Do you remember
that they actually work? So we usually when we set
the caravan up, we don't plug the power in, but

(47:05):
they did. The air con still works. Oh now, it
left a massive puddle of water at the bottom of
the caravan.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
I mean when we put that air on into that caravan,
it was a game changer.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Yes, so someone got that gun again. The lights were going.
It was like it was like an amusement park had
been turned back on for the first time in like
fifty years, and we're like, oh my god, that's that.
There's a light here. This thing works dubiously. It was
sitting right on its shocks, but we couldn't find any
There was like a couple of planks of wood put
under the wheels or something, and we're like, if someone
bumps this thing or knocks it, we're going to roll

(47:36):
onto the green, gout two giant holes out of the
middle of out of the green. And then the other
part was people were just particularly once Ryan Fox showed up,
people just flooded the green and wick and said, damn
thing out of there. Just the back of people's heads. Okay, yeah,
a lot of mullets, but a real good time. If
you didn't manage to get out there, I think it's
it's worth going to ariddy.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
You loved it, mate, It was just one of the
best events I've been to.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
It.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
It felt like I was on holiday in a different
different countries today. And yeah, everyone out there got treated
so well, and we had the best view of that
last hole as well. A lot of people trying to
sneak up to the platform that we were lucky enough
to get onto. There was one guy in particular that
tried to chase after keys and yelling at him, calling
him Adam Adam.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
I worked for a c cebro Adam I work, And yeah,
he didn't get up there.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah, hell of an event.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Yeah, spirits were high.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yeah, spirits were high. And jeez, it filled me with
happiness watching you shank that shot off the tea on
the six.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Let's not talk about that.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Jerry and nine the hot Key breakfast.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
After the show's over, I'm heading straight up to the
third floor and I'm walking straight up to the CEO,
Michael Boggs's office. I'm knocking on the door and I'm
asking him to change the security system in this building
because it's there's gonna be a there's gonna be a problem.
And it just about happening again today. It happened on Friday,

(49:03):
and I'm gonna wet myself if they don't change the
security card system.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Right, so to pour people behind the curtain. We used
to have a swipe card, and then about two months ago,
two or three months ago, they replaced the swipe card
with an app on your phone, which sometimes works, and
sometimes it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Work if you don't have your phone on or if
your phone runs out of battery. This happens to Lane
the other day. You you and you need and you
are on the way to the toilet. You get stuck
in no man's land. Yeah, and you can't get out
of there, and you're gonna there's gonna be a someone's
gonna soil themselves.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Yeah that's right. Well, I it's probably gonna be me.
I just shout Lane a dump the other day because
he shouts a dumb with your dump mate his his
his swipe card stot. Sorry his phone died so he
couldn't swipe himself and are out. Well I didn't need
to go, so I just basically chaperoned him to the
swiped them in and.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Then maybe the first time he's been chaperon to the
toilet last I ran into it because I'm currently just
yueling a lot of tide. Yeah, and the tide is
well in for me on the Yull tide, you know,
ten hours to have our sleep over, the three days
of the weekend, three nights.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
You've seen a photo under the group chair which is
a hair.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Yeah, that's me first thing this morning. I mean you
should have seen me Saturday. Jeez. That's that's good compared
to what I was, like.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
A Proof of Life hostage situation.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
So because of that, I'm knocking back the waters and
it's actually bloody good, you know. It keeps the mood up. Yeah,
the water oddly enough, Yeah, because a lot of it's
a lot of that hungover fin is actually what's going
on in your guts. So I reckon a lot of
water is the track. But the problem with the spin off,
the issue there is that that means I've been.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
To the top.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
What are you reckon four times? This monthing? Yes, I
reckon you have and the last time, for some reason,
my phone with that app, it doesn't always do it quickly.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
No, and then sometimes it brings up your credit card. Yeah,
hey for this yep.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
And as a as a man in my late forties,
when you need to go now, all of a sudden,
your brain says, right, you're.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Going danger class. Yeah go now yeah yeah, And so
you're getting stuck out there.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Well just about this morning again, it was I mean
I had to I had to do a bit of
a pinchman over to do a manual pinch.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
On the outside like a three year old.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Someone's saying, maybe you have to bring back the seven
forty four pelvic floor jury. Maybe to regain a bit
of control over that thing.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Maybe. Yeah, I don't know. I'm straight out of here.
I'm going to go and chat to the seer because
why why the app? What was wrong with the cut?
What was wrong?

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Why made no one's life any easier? Take on three
four eight three. They just want to track you.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Yeah, they want to know.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Possibly true, they can track you right to the witspot
in the corner of the studio that does put a.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Urinal in here.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Jerry and Mania for the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Sports Chat with acc head Gee brought you by xpot Wultra.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
For here here he is a sec here g laanme.
Welcome to show you yeling a bit of tide.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Oh, I'm always yeling a bit of tide. It doesn't
really matter what time of year it is, Old Yule.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
It don't worry about that, okay, Just the tide's always
be with you.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
I've got someone to address with you, Lane about Chasing
the Fox and your commentary there, and that's that. I've
got nothing to address with you. I I thought it
was a very reserved performance from you. No formal complaint,
So the.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Only thing you've got to address is that you've got
nothing to address.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Well. I was expecting an international incident because we had
an international audience, But I feel like we're pretty well
behaved on the commentary Lane.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Oh look, I wouldn't say we covered ourselves in glory,
but I mean it was pretty up and down, straight
down the middle there was. It was pretty chaotic, to
be honest. It seemed like anyone who stepped up to
that six tee box just teed off whenever they wanted.
We were obviously told that certain teams would turn off
tea up at certain times. The Warriors turned up, one

(52:58):
teed off and then Kabori team dog teed off and
then someone else's teed off.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
It was a bit like the.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Acc open at stages at that six tea box. But
have we addressed Yuri almost killing someone with that?

Speaker 4 (53:11):
I nearly killed a number of people. Actually on most
of my tee shots that shot there, I put well
over the top. I mean, could it even track? Could
it even get tracked? No?

Speaker 3 (53:22):
No, the track the tracker we had because we obviously
had to rely on that trackic quite a lot because
we couldn't see anything obviously little anything on the coverage
you learned out in front of the caravan when everyone
was standing in front of it. So we relied on
that tracker. And then about I don't know half an
hour into the broadcast, that tracker broke. I was calling

(53:43):
a lot of beautiful baby fades and drawers that just
ended up basically in the party zone in the Manuca
Fuel DJ area.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
It was frantic. Lane was watching the screen. I was
looking out the window onto the green to just like
fingers crossed, I could find it when it landed on
the green, and then when it didn't, well they hell
did that gun. And then you'd look into the crowd
to see who's making the most commotion, like, oh, it's
gone out to the corporate hospitality tent.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
To be fair, though, when you are teeing off in
front of, you know, a couple of thousand people, it's
not easy. It's quite terrifying. And on the first tee
there's a whole lot of people lined up on either
side of us. So when we were teeing off on
the first I reckon maybe three hundred people and they're
lined up all the way down in front of you
in the tea box like they're standing in the line

(54:27):
of fire. They are right there. You know, I go,
I shank it a lot, And so when you're teeing off,
you it's kind of terrifying. You don't want to hurt anyone.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Yeah, that's right now. I did hear a lot of
people screaming jackass every time someone teed off. Was that
kind of crowd, But it was a good crowd. It
was with a party, that's for sure. And big shout
out to DJ Cyril, who has tea shot on that
six party hole. That ball was never to be seen again.
He'd wanted to get it over and done where he
stood up absolutely hacked it. No one could follow where

(55:00):
it went. Did you actually see her at week night?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
No, I didn't see it at all. And then he
went down. He made sure that he was the one
that sunk there part. Eventually god knows how many strokes
they took, took a shoe off, and took a shelly,
and then I think he ended up getting on the
mic and dropping a vicious f bomb that the team
Mike picked up as well as our commentary mics and
got broadcast all around the world.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Yeah, that was good stuff from DJ Cyril.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
He was playing with John Key and Max Key out
Max Maxki's good. Yeah, like he's very good player. HiT's
all a long way, and John Key quite useful as well.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
I'll tell you what, John Key would have been more
usefully hadn't hammered so many wines.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Oh my god. Yeah, so to poor people behind the curtain.
When we started the commentary, I had a bit of
feedback in my headphones, and I had that Andrew Mulligan
situation where you done throughing your word because you're hearing
your own voice backer half a second late. I was
wondering if John Key might have had the same headphone
issue was when he stepped up to that.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Sixteen and then you you tell yourself you had bad
head phoneishes. I took you up from the Christmas party. Okay,
you jumped in the back of the car and I
was like, Jesus, you stink of person cigarette.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
That's only because I've been on the person smoking does.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Yeah, John Key, I spent a bit of time with
him wandering around and look, he was enjoying the beverages
that were on off on him.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Why wouldn't you He deserved it.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Yeah, So Ryan Fox won that one. In the end
bit of before we golling conclusion, I felt like it
was I feel like it was a pretty good bit
Tootlus thirty.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Well even even better because when they teed off Julane,
when we teed off with the first people to tee off,
and it was quite an intense breeze. And then especially
coming back into that part five, by the time the
good guys teed off, which was at the end the
when they'd completely gone.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Yeah, Foxy, he kind of knew that. He came past
to the caravan to say hello, and he goes, oh,
this is good. But when's you to die down quite
considerably this evening. So I'm quite happy about that. So
he knew what was coming. He'd obviously been down the
groundskeepers and looked at the He was more than happy
with that scenario.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Yeah, I think the heroes of the night were Team
She Loves Golf. They were the only ones who still
had a chance to win it when they came through,
and they got very very close. They just needed a
birdie to force the playoff at the end there, but
they couldn't quite pull it off.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
I had a feeling that She Loves Golf, you know,
not tempted by the hospitality that some of the other
teams were. Are very focused and yeah, they were one
part away from tying it up, but that would have
caused all sorts of carnage as well, so to begin
to pull you behind the curtain. If it had been
a tie, they would have to go back to the
tea box and closest to the ten would win. By
this stage, it was quite dark. Yeah, so I'd say

(57:38):
that they probably would have changed that to a putoff.
But very relieved that Fox he pulled away with Dan Elliott.
But Chezy would have had to play well to beat
those two.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Yeah. Also great to beat Team Warriors, who came last
team all white. I mean this is this is for
Team Media here. We came. We came third to last.
But I got to say, you know, if your team Warriors,
the amount of off that those guys played, the fact
that Team Media beat, you should be a shamed with yourself.
All whit's your professional athletes. You should be ashamed of yourself. Yeah,

(58:07):
I drunk. We were drunk, and we weren't even proper athletes.
So that's embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Yeah, that is embarrassing. And they didn't have themselves in
glory on that party hole. They did a hitler from
the bunker. They didn't just take two shots. It took
them anti six shots to get out of that bunker,
so it was multiple shots that they didn't cover themselves
in glory. I was expecting more from them.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
No, they were the only team that actually hit the caravan.
They had tea shot bounced off the caravan and landed
in the lap of a small child, which they had
to chip out that small child's lap.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Oh yeah, good good stuff. Hey, last Test match of
the season kicks off this Thursday. Gim no more cricket.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Until the end of March, right back end? Do you
reckon that? Well, they actually play them.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Yeah, they had to play them. I think it takes
it'll take a bit of turn and at amount. The
weather is not looking overly awesome to be honest, the
forecast looks a bit shabby. But I think we'll do
it within three days.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
Again.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
I think Western needs they want to get home for Christmas.
I think they're clock. Has been a long tour for them.
They got humiliated in Wellington. I think they're done.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Yeah, let's hope it goes that way. ACC here, Gulane,
thanks very much for your time this morning. He's a
text in on three four three. Massive fan of watching
terrible golfers live on television. There's a market therefore a
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Speaker 1 (59:27):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Yeah, I know why because it's it's great to watch
other people who is bad or not worse than you.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Yeah, thanks Julane. That's the Artchy Breakfast for Monday, the
fifteenth of December twenty twenty five.

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