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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, I've got to buttons in front of me Vegas
Friday shove up.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Are you still running? Am a Dutch of them at
your house?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah? No, no longer running a Dutch?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Look at it.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Don't look your eye?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Oh look at it.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh no, it'll.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Give me on the way home.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
That's a player taking a kid's league game.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Can someone tell me why that's replaced my button of
the drum roll? If someone made a mistake, it's probably me.
You haven't intentionally done that, ruder.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, okay, this is not a set up. It's a
good practical Premiers. Next year you should come there and
change all meshes buttons.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Imagine if I've done that and then I was like,
am I right?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Boyd record something horrific the meshes set off here and
put it on. Has one of us showed out the buttons?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Great idea? Yeah? What like when I said anything about
Pixie Campbell?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Yeah, okay, it's good.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Busy many other way on that one. It's the twenty
third of August, in the Year of Our Lord twenty
twenty four. Welcome all you bestokey bespokey dokeies to the
Daily Bespoke Podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I am just quickly doing the rounds. Yeah, I see
it's it's I mean, it's not pretty good for recorded
radio looking outside at eight degrees. Was anyone else woken
up last night to a full moon?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Anyone? Anyone?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Oh shit, I'll tell you what. I dropped my son
off at Apney Apney and Bloody three Kings last night,
and the moon was absolutely phenomenal. Sometimes you know, when
you get the trees or a house in the right
place and the moon looks so big. It was just
totally beautiful. I could see myself transitioning into what we
were off looking at that.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I find moonlight moon, the moonlight beard.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
As I get older, I love it. Moar or.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Doing that thing when you wake up the kids in
the morning by just you know, downtrawering and showing them
the full moon. And then are you still doing that?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
The face.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Boys? Did you see that full moon last night? And
they're like, don't worry, it's still here. Flick the light on.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Is that what you mean, Jerry? But he was. The
full moon last night was totally up on. All I'm
not going to see that was mash.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Sorry, man, I've got a question for you. When you
were a kid, you used to draw a light bulb
that would also look like someone with their pants pull down.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I thought this might be a moment where you've prought
up a photo. I don't know. My father's on fire
in the conclave at the moment. I thought he might
have put a photo that I drew from two thousand
and four that reminded you of that? Or is that
something I've done? Or is that something you're just asking
me about because that's what I used to do.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
What's happening there?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
She?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Okay, there, I'm doing a light bulb.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You're doing a light So that's a full moments a
really good light bark.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So you're seing light bulb. Yeah, I'm singing, I'm seeing
a na Can.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
We make that the picture? Because on on the podcast
when it goes out, can we make that the picture
that goes up? You can tell a lot by people
what they think they see there.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I've told the story before about my experience.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Can we put it on our instagra on our Instagram?
Say what do you see here?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
That's going to be told?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
My story before about my experience on the Honganou River
with Miss Watson.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Miss Watson, can I just say it looked a bit
like that. I thought there was more fire.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Oh, there was fire coming out. There was a bit
more sort of see where that see where the horizontal
line goes across, Remember the light bulb there. I thought
there was a bit of.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
A scrub flight it was so was she was she redheated?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
She was?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
It adds to the story. Actually I didn't know that
she was a bit more.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
It was a redhead.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
And can I just say that the curtains mentioned the car.
You can't say it, but I do think you need
to say that because I mean, you've given so many details.
You've gone when you were at school, the school, and
the name of the person. So you've given so you've done.
You've done no due diligence. That's sort of the baby
rainy reindeer situation. You've made no attempt to hide this
person's identity. In fact, you've anyone could cross reference that
(04:25):
school when you were there and that teacher.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I mean, that's common knowledge around woman. I don't think
there's anything. I don't think I'm divulging any new information here.
Who was with you? It wasn't her. She did nothing wrong?
Was glaying with Miss Watson. Miss Watson did absolutely nothing wrong,
zero wrong. It was just just a unfortunate set of
circumstances that we just happened to be looking at about.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Here comes Lauren with coffees for everyone, everyone friends with
coffees for ever.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Thank you coffee.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Just just for me, just from.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Me, Thank you for that? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Okay, thanks Lauren?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Thanks baby.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
She is Lauren playing favorites and things this morning on
the pod you should ever listened about two hours time.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yesterday on the show, we were talking about lad she's single. No,
you did not be doing about lots the beautiful one
that came in. No, she's mine, that can I she is, She's.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
So, she's positioned, so so, she's so, she's yours mess.
She's single, adjacent, she's not long from looking for other options.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
She currently going out with me. She is currently going
out with me.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You know she will be, she'll be looking for an upgrade.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
She won't be after that. She might be. Okay, But
my question for you is this, you know how used
Today on the podcast, we were talking about the idea
of giving your partner of flowers when they've done something wrong.
She just brought me a coffee in studio.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh are wed she went to the she went to
the radio survey party last.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Night, and and I wasn't there. Really is that one
of those situations is she brought me a coffee to go?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
What do you mean.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Is that to do with the email?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
We said we wouldn't tell him. We're not going to. Seriously,
we can't. We shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Okay, I can't tell him on the podcast, but is
my fellow brothers, just can we all just promise that
it wasn't one of you guys, don't you Let's just move.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Well, okay, we'll move on. Let's not I can tell
you it wasn't one of us.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Okay, well, can we
put a pin on that movie talk about it after?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
But also, okay, boy, and in the realms of seriousness,
not much of an indiscretion if it's a.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Coffee, Okay, So we're going to allow this.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So a coffee might be just there she came home
late and had bad breath or you know, or you know,
it destroyed the on swite or something.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Just to clarify, so you're not saying that just because
my girlfriend has brought me a coffee this.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Morning and.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm saying that's a minor indusision. I don't think you.
I don't think you try and band aid over infidelity
for the flat white. I don't think I think that
makes me feel better. I think that's a bouquet of flowers.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, okay, I feel better about that now. Thank you
for that, man, Yeah, that's what I need. We should
have asked her what she thought about this light bulb
being toven woman situation. She would have been right into that.
Can you bring it back? I mean I try not to.
I think she'd rather.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
A drop off situation. And now you shouldn't have lied
to Mesh before.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
It's better that he doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
You shouldn't have lied to him.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You're lying to me as well lying. You're lying to
me as.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Holding the truth of one thing. Lying is another thing.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
We'll hang on. So you're saying withholding them, No, you're
doing just as bad as many Maddi's lied. If you're
saying that he's light, I don't even know if he's
like I've actually I'm actually deciding to trust Meny on
this one. So you're doing you're actually doing worst right now. Jury.
So if you're going to keep causing doubt in my
head about my relationship. Split it out, make.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
We'll let's just move on. Let's just move on.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Well, I never you know that I'm truthful because there's
a there's a whole chapter in my book, A Lifeless
Punishing about not lying, sort of basically copied and pasted
word from word from Sam Harris's I'm Not Lying, but
it's in there. And so it's been a real ride
for my back because I've written about not lying and
I love lying.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Lying is good, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yes? I mean who doesn't love lying? You got to lie.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I like to go I have to lie. I like
to come home and pretend I have been in faithful
to my partner, just to see what happens.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
The idea that you've got to be completely truthful all
the time, well, no problematic, problematic.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
But okay, let's I disagree. I think you cannot say something,
so you can't go around like you know that movie
with Ricky Base the invention of lying, where everyone just
says anything, Because that was a bit I don't understand
about the movie. Everyone comes and goes, you're a fat
little piece of shit. Yeah, you don't need to you
don't need to say that your thought to yourself. You
can keep your thoughts.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
You keep your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
You're just because the thoughts jumped up in your hear
doesn't mean it's dishonest to not share it.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
But if someone asks you a question and then you
answer it dishonestly, that's where the trouble lies. It's not
the people that go around say I'm sorry, but just
being honest. And it's like, I didn't even ask for
your opinion, Why would just be honest? That's really annoying, cruel.
I don't like you. I'm going to be honest with
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you here. It's like no, no, no, you don't.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Anyone that says that though to be honest, It's like,
shouldn't you always be honest? It's I think it's a
really strange thing.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
But like big to what you've just said the jury.
There's also a thing that I've learned in the first
quarter of my life, hopefully if everything's going well, is
that you don't also want to ask questions, you don't
want to answer to a lot of that that goes
on being truthful and being honest.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I agree about that, and and some thing are best
not questioned, And also I think some problems are best
not solved because sometimes the solution to the problem, we've
been here before him. We the solution to the problem
creates more problems. You find a solution to the problem,
and sometimes you've just got to ignore the solution and
move on and you find that that that will just fade.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I think in life you have to be okay with
the idea that some things can't be solved. Yeah, that things,
some things just have to happen and there's no there's
no right answer.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
And saying that there are some things that can be
solved very easily that you should just solve, like with
a quick oh, yeah, I guess you. Puzzle relationships who
he has done a puzzle, well, likes your puzzle, Yeah,
from start to finish, from the first piece to the last.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
But it was only one of those kids once with
about ten pieces.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
So nothing more that say, I'm I've never been one.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I've never been one of those win becers. It's done
that sits there on a holiday with a table with
a thousand pieza and the whole holiday at the beach,
they're just concentrated on this puzzle.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
The whole table gets taken up by you and you're stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, and you're like and like, my thing with that
is it? The picture was already there. Just look at
the cover. You can already see the picture on the
freaking cover. Cut that out.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Everything came home on the wall, Everything came at homeboys,
Have you done a puzzle?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You know what's actually funny about this? I don't know.
Can I talk? Can you say that you did something
under the influence of something that's not I'm a bad holiday?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Can I mean it's career limiting and you'll lose your job,
But you can't say physically, you can't say.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
It's the bespoken kind of silence.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
We know this.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah, No, it's not going anywhere. I'm an awful holiday.
I imagine myself being a little bit like you actually met.
It is there's an element of relaxing that I'd like
to do, but I also like to, you know, do
stuff while I'm on holiday. And there comes to a
point in the holiday after about two three days of
doing nothing, were Lauren who you just met through the
door for the first Time's No, she's not single, Lauren.
That's Lauren dating. Look, I know it's a long story.
(11:59):
There was no, she was not you. So there's this
time the holiday where she goes, okay, now we need
something for this boy to do, and she got me.
One of those was jigs out of the cupboard. You know,
the jigs you do backwards without the picture. Oh yeah,
I'll tell you what if you are looking for something
to do. I went down a big old hole under
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the influence of something that might have not been alcohol,
and just sat there.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Taylor, I know that you did that. You went down
a big hold hole.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
She could No, no, no, sorry, you took that literally.
I didn't actually go down a little okay, you know
I wasn't like that. No, she wouldn't like that, even
after what.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
She was up to last night?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
What was she up to last night? I keep talking
about like this was something that coffee.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
There was nothing. We've all agreed that nothing happened last night.
So anyway you were, I was interested in my was
jig story? I am so anyway you were on myth
in me, I was not.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Okay, I was under the influence of love. Love I was,
That's what I was. But I what moral of the
story was. I did a puzzle recently for the first time,
and I love that you should try. It'd be good
for a mine like you.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I see, I would imagine you as a puzzle.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Gu I would rather die. Well, that's lovely place I
would for me.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I just thinking if you're on a holiday and you've
got nothing you and you think to miss and you
think yourself, you know what, I've got nothing to do here.
I am so bored.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I say I'll give you. I'll give you a cinnario.
You're locked in a room. Yeah, it's like in a
sore type situation. Yeah, and it's going to release gas
if you don't do a one thousand piece puzzle of
the Dunedin Botanical Garden. Is there a time frame?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
And are you Are you the guest source as well,
because you've been causing some kind of kesserol crimes over
there again today it's always a Friday issue. But we
can worry about that later on. Are you the guest.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Source in this chamber that the guest will be locally.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Produced that problematic?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Are you in the room too?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I have a vent that I can operate.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
And that is not a kess cooking in the corner,
by the way, that's just metis.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
You can operate it? You finished.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
That goes from your just room you you finished the
puzzle when you open the where's my cats role? That
cat's obviously so angry, no salivating. So so I just
want to the rubber hit the road on your your
your statement that you'd rather die. You just you just
go not doing it, not doing it? How many pieces?
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Is it about one thousand? And it's the Dunedin Botanical Garden?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
It is it? Is it? Has it been used? Or
is it fresh out of the packet?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You will be removing the sealt fane from the packet?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it if it's been used,
if someone's already done it, I'm not why Because the
idea of going and working on a puzzle for days
and wasting your life doing something that's already been done before,
firstly and being chopped up by some asshole into a
little bits and pieces, then getting to the end and
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realizing that there are bits missing would annoy me so
badly that I would I would, I would.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
You actually actually point it pointed at something? That's quite
an interesting point, isn't it, Because the puzzle has already
been done because it was just a big picture. And
then they've got some cutting device that clamps down on
it and then they they mix it all up and
put it in a box. Who came out with that?
That idea? It's quite weird, a weird idea.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
That's evil.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
There's a bloke cooled evil.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
But is it meditative? Like you could just get it
like it's it kind of like meditation. You just get
into the zone where you're doing it. You're not thinking
about anything else.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah, you can describe it as mine numbing, but I
don't think me.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I don't really know because IVE got a friend that
all that as a person of independent means is that
the word or doesn't have to work. And she'll sit
at home and just be doing a puzzle all day.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
And it is quite sex Yeah, but the Nude Puzzlers Association.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
No, she only does does like really full on sex
scene puddles. Puzzles to be man, You couldn't, you couldn't
come and stay at the Wells batch and take up
the whole table with a full on porno puzzle.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
But anyway, puzzles puzzle to be seen.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Anyway. My point is this. My point is this at home,
but it's on holiday that I find it depressing because
on holiday, aren't you supposed to be although people go
and read books on holiday.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Yeah, she's just come up with an idea.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I just just we should release a Man Jerry Show
puzzle for Christmas. For Christmas season.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
You can me hanging out the back of you and
hang on to make a puzzle up.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
It seems to be your idea.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
That's true puzzle. So you don't know what it is,
but it's a picture of us and you get it
in a box and then you've got to make it up.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh so you don't have the picture to work off.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
No, no, So you've just got to figure out this
how many pieces like let's not make it let's not
make it hard? Or not make hard?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Sorry the puzzle, O the puzzle, undred pieces, make it easy.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Honday sixty nine. It's too little, sixty but too.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Late, but we'll make it that. It appears that it's
going to be something when you finish. It's actually quite innocent.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Just get the marketing manager in here to discuss this idea.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
You finished it something quite innocent, just like us making
out making love. Yeah, and we're back, okay, back looking
for the marketing manager. But there was a huge party
last night. That was when we got into work this morning.
There was like bottles of wine and booze every We
were all over the radio. Hadorcke because it was a
survey party last night, and that was.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Just some picks of Campbell's desk.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Yeah, I don't think. I don't think the marketing managers
on today have.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
You noticed that people don't really come to work anymore,
especially Fridays. Yeah, like this building like it's a fucking
ghost down on Friday. And are you really telling me
that work from home? People are working.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
From home on a Friday every moment of the day.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I reckon, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
When we start to work from home roster on this show,
would that be something we can maybe start implementing each
day a day each week. We could just do the
show from home, because we could we could do four
so one person could get two days off a week.
Sorry sorry sorry working from home a week.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
So so, but people tell when we're not on the
show that because I mean, where it's pretty clear on
a live radio show when you're not working, because you're
you're not talking.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
What about if you just record pre record us saying
great call, and then we just have a couple of
those in his prisson button.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Okay, So, but they wouldn't like someone that always brings
deep nuance from the topic of the days, like me, wouldn't.
You wouldn't be able to like it's not It's not
like I'm just saying a bunch of catchphrases like I'm
gonna taste a kiwi and this, and you see business
that you go like, there's more to me than you know.
There's a lot of insight. I'm not one of those
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catchphrase guys.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Mate, we could put you on a button.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Are you guys familiar with Tim Klein?
Speaker 6 (19:02):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Do you know the same Tim Klin that I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I'm familiar with that Tim.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
The Tim Klin I'm talking about is a guy that
figured out that most puzzles in the world are all
made off the same shapes of each pieces. So he
realized that when he was doing puzzles that this puzzle
feels very familiar. And what he realizes that it's the
same fucking cardboard cut out little bits.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
It's the same machine that counts on a majority of puzzles.
And of course you'd only buy one middle because it's
probably true you have the picture printed on cardboard and
down right.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
And he figured out that hang on. All of a sudden,
I can now make what he's decided as pieces of art.
And he's become very successful at selling bits of puzzle
art that incorporate different puzzles all into one of what
he does.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Due for example, it's quite cool horse that turns into
a train.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Oh, that is fucking genius.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
That is quite amazing.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Yeah, that's the best use of a puzzle I've seen.
That might turn me.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
That is such a cool.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Realization because other people have figured it out I think
before as well and done some up. But for examples,
one we're looking at here as a pig with some
tiger's eyes or.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Something like cat's eyes and like a turky head.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Bloody. I freaking love the.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
The cow on the on the on the Tonka trucks.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Great, Yeah, I mean to do a puzzle of a cow.
Because does the picture matter? Does it? Does anyone want
to see the because as you said, met, you know
what the picture is because you've seen it on the
front so and it's so like you can then put
it up on the wall or anything.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Well, do people when they finish a puzzle, Does anyone
glow it to a bit of paper and put it
in a frame and put on the wall.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
No, I don't think so. I'm suputing this.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
It's a really interesting thing, the difference between people that
would think and get into making puzzles and the people
that wouldn't. Because I'm like, Okay, you've done the sky,
but I can't find the other bit. That's sweet. I'll
just throw the whole thing out. I don't care. Yeah,
that's my kind of thought, patent on it. Other people
must be the satisfaction of finishing. I think it's just
a little bits of satisfaction when you're get a little
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dope happen. You put the right bit in the right place.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
And that's what I felt that time that I was
under the influence at Lauren's badge. No not if you
guys were looking for something to pass the time on
invitam No not on metha.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Nothing to do with old render in the corner.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
If you guys on holiday, what's your go to?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Your Sudoka guy, Jerry, I don't have a problem of
passing time on holiday.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
What about you, Maddie?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I feel like when I'm on holiday, like if I'm
in a batch or something, my entire days taken up
with making breakfast and then and then you sit around
for a bit, and then you start thinking about maybe
maybe go to the beach, But then you come back,
and then you make lunch, and then you.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Think about how long you can hold out for a drink,
and then you have.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
A few drinks, and then after lunch, and then the
afternoon goes, and then you find yourself back in the
kitchen again, and then and then and then maybe you
go for a swim after dinner, and then you're back
and then there's always some some chocolates and stuff, and
then and then by then you quite fucking stained, and
you don't really remember that someone's brought some nose guy. Yeah,
you don't remember. You don't remember going to bed when
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you get up in the morning, and everyone comes out
talking about how dusty they are, and then you make
breakfast again and a where.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
You go again and now you've it feels even exhausting.
How will people fit in a puzzle into a schedule
like that? Yeah, how do you put a part of it?
Like is that before or after the nosegay?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I'd go after I find that holidays.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I don't think there's any time like you become a
subsistence liver. You just really focused on the meals and
it doesn't seem to be and then maybe you'll have
a read. Yes, you will have someone will have a read. Yeah, yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
The idea is that you just at a whim. You
just do things on a whim. You do anything on
a whim. You just do whatever takes the fancy.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
The main tension in my holidaying with my partner is
she'll be quite happy to like sunbathe or something. I'm like,
I'll spot it. I'll spot a hell, And I'm like,
I want to walk to the top of that hell.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
That's good. Do you guys go separate ways at that point?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Well, I took on a big walk up of hell
and got it totally lost. Recently, Oh yeah, six, I
went off. I went off page.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, I know this track we lost.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
We better have six.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I've done this myself.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I know that.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
I know that that's old. Oh no, we're lost. Here,
come into my arms. Yeah, I'll keep you safe. I
have had six.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
That is a problem for a male day because it
doesn't matter what the situation is. I mean, there's a
lot of guys that tried to use the sleeping of
the Titanic as a chance to get their rocks off.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Every guy wants to.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Darling, I think the ship's going down, shud. I think
we maybe should try and save ourselves, like, well, you
know there's a ship going down, we might as weirdest
thing is when you have lost six, you find what
you're meant to be so quickly afterwards.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I've never hadst lost six.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
If you're out in the words and you get lost,
and then you have six, so you no longer lost,
well that's u found what you found enough, You have
found what you've looked you were looking for all along.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I'm here now, right, yeah, And I've had plenty of
lost six in my life. The weird thing is that
lost you tend to find the way that you should
have found.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
You're not leading, you actually know the way, and you're
leading people life. And you after after six, you go, well,
it's the batch is just down the.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Be down here.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Oh there, and she and then she goes on to
satellite maps and realizes that you guys were walking around
and about a one hundred meters square bit of bush,
claiming in circles claiming you've got lost.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Do you know what's annoying about it?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
You never had lost?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Six, I've never. I think I've thought about it, but
I've never had it.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I once made last New Chum's Beach in Sane and
we tramped up, we tramped over. Then I was like,
no one's else is going to be here?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Two with each other?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
No, no, I don't think it was read.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
You would remember that on the rocks.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
But then we're making love on the beach because we
thought it was quite fun. And then another couple of
people tramp passmen all that's.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Awkward, selfish? How did the sand? How did you go
with the sand?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Right?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Can call some issues? Or did you just put a
towel down?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
It's all right?
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
How did you? There was there was a towel? How
did you arrive at it?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Were you?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Because it's quite a secluded beach that you've got to walk.
You can't get there any other way apart from great
Beach over the top, over the top, yeah, over the top.
And it was really early And did you did you
say specifically leading up to it be make love? It
ended really early from me, It was actually mid afternoon.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, that's what I thought that you meant.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
We were just like, oh, let's go to this beach
that secluded and there's no one around. And then it
was like we could nude sunbathe, And then it was
do you want to get a bit closer? Oh, maybe
we should let's get under the and then it was
so no one said we're just going here and make love.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Oh no, we weren't going there either.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
But I think subconsciously, I know you've talked about the
Lost six, but that's one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
With your lost six. What if you get stuck in brambles?
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Oh, you've got to find the right place to lie
down and get stuck in. You can't be doing it
on brain balls, BlackBerry or black print. No, no, no,
what would you say is the best kind of pine needles?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
All right?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
You don't take your upper half off?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
What that makes sense? You just you just under your
under your pants and it's a bit of a.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Would you would you ever do it near a wasps ness?
Speaker 4 (26:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
So, Jerry, are you doing a little boys wheeze in
the sense that your pants right down around by your ankles?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
My pants don't even come off. You've seen this picture
like of a light bulb. I drew a picture of
a light bulb earlier today? Is that kind of what
is that kind of what do you look like?
Speaker 5 (26:43):
They can do it?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Standing? Is that what you.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Standing would be the best lost.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Six I've done? Standing lost six?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Why have you? Why are you having so much loss six?
Speaker 4 (26:54):
It's my it's my thing.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I love it. What are you fucking Indiana.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Bones?
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Yeah right, I'm surprised.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Jeremy Wells is Indiana bones and raiders of my ass
Temple of bone.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
The reason why my current relationship isn't having a lot
of lost lost six is that Lawrence still organized to
even be lost. You know, there's never a situation we
should ever put yourself and that they could possibly be lost,
probably knowing the fact that I'm going to go, oh,
you know we lost, we might as well.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
You ever gone deep enough into the bush. If you
go deep enough into the bush, you get lost.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
You didn't have to say I'm going to regret asking this.
What do you mean by that, Jerry?
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Deep into the bush?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
What bush? You've said it again?
Speaker 4 (27:39):
If you going deep in the bush then and you
just go slightly off trailers go the trickers. I think
there's a fast way, and then you you take them
off trail and then you get lost in the bush.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You can't beat around the bush though, you don't need
to beat around the bush.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
No, you just you just go off trail and then
oh no, we're lost. And then the heightened scent of
arousal that you have at that moment for basically your
own survival and your survival instinct is make love, quickly, reproduce,
have your baby, go through the station period, delivered the baby, and.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Slashing back that bush.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, good question, she oh slash bush, I need to.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
It depends we go on and make love and cut
the grass.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Have you ever had that situation where she's turned around
and go and goes, I haven't realized we're pitching a
tent so early.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, you're going ahead the problem or you've gone here,
and then you turn around and go, well, I guess
we're staying here tonight. Well I've pitched, and then she
runs off the other way and then bush screaming, yell
for help.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Have you ever seen anything along the lines of man,
we've come along threy through this bush, but now we're
in a clearing.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Oh yeah, it's quite good.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
I've also got a in the past, I've fashioned a
Mars bar rapper and then passed off some majeculate into
that Mars bar rapper, just to keep just in case
you need some sustenance. If you can't stay lost.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Drop to clang it there. We have to come back
from that.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
I was wondering.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I just I don't know if you can turn around.
I think sometimes you know, like you guys haven't done that.
I think you come to the terminus of a conversation.
It's kind of like a you know, get a bus
tooth long and you end up at the end of
the line. I think that's the end and end of
the line whatever.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
So like you're just you're doing it for safety reasons.
So he said, we're just going to have to put
some majeculate into this Mars bar rapper here, just for
safety reasons. So we're gonna have to do that. And
then you do that, and then so do you. You're
seeing you get found all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
That's what you mean by lost sex You just you
just unleashing into a Mars bar rapper. As Tossie stops
Off discussed.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
As we've done it times and experience. I'm just very
surprised you guys, have.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
You ever had to use that extra sustenance for extra sustenance? No,
thank god, No, it's not real for that.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
It's not a perpetual motion machine like you can't you
can't just run up by like in a big circle,
will just keep going forever. It's Jerry is not a
perpetual motion machine. Messy, you'll eventually run out of juice.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
My concern is if you're if you're fashioning a mass
bar rapper to distore some some ejaculate in there, as
you said eloquently put before, but then what happened? How
do you go? What's your refel time? Before or after?
Speaker 4 (30:37):
The idea is that you you can you go again
for lunch, and you use that opportunity. I mean, I'm
so look, the last six part involves that. But then obviously,
if if you've done that, then you're not really interested
in the last six next thing, you know, you found
the part trail again and you're back on trail. At
that point, you probably throw away that sustenance because you're
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probably not going to.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Need specifically a bar though.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
But we better do this just in case.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Situation when you get lost but then of course you
never quite need it.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Do you think that, I think you need to write
a book on that Jeremy Well's Lost Sex And in
a post colonial world.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Am I the only man here.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
That actually what about it? What about a book decolonizing
lost Sex?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
This is a massive awakening for me because I just
thought that everybody was into Lost.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Six, into it, But I don't think I just haven't
done it. I mean, I feel like I can't help,
but I feel like you're turning a bit of a
win into a loss. Though Jerry, like, I'll be the
first to admit that the Lost Six sounds great.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
S that sounds great. I'm just not one hundred percent
sure why afterwards you have to then put some majiculate
into a fish and mass bar rapper.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Now I'm to the path home. That's part of it.
So the Lost Six, you say, we better do this
because it adds to the role player, and then you
get that then you don't have the six in that situation.
But that's just I'm not saying that every time you
do that, but that's been something that's been done in
the past.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I mean, this is news you can use I think
people bespoken, how much I should all go out this weekend?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
How much take your partners to.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
The White Tackles, go deep Bush and have some lost.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Six and personally, I am look very very please.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
With that podcast. I'll give it five stars.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Oh, I forgot we were recording this one.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I'm very pleased with the places we went, are you?
I mean, Jerry in the name of this podcast boss
at six light bib or bloss six, I mean.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm pretty happy with that. And can I also just
clear it up? I wasn't misthing fitter mean that I
was on Okay, I just want to clear up the allegations.
Are we ok have a good weekend everybody.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
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