📻Losing your vegan-ity - The Radio Show

Today on the Show Jerry and Lane talk about milking almonds and juicing oats....

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hodachey Breakfast, load up on landscaping with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You shake my ears and you're right on my brain.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Too much left undoub on.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Soon you have some fun from n and just real.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Mouney, Welcome along with the Herdacue breakfast, Tradia between. He
fought the October twenty twenty five and I was still
on the State's a sec here g lay very kindly
sitting in for him.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Welcome along, Yeah, good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
He's going to come back broken, asked, isn't he manaia shut?

Speaker 4 (00:28):
I think plus at the Big Brown blowout.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I think you might find that when he comes out,
because the only footage job scene of Mania coming out
of the States is involving him pounding bears and eating
and going to sports events. He's been to an NBA game,
He's been to a college football game. I think it
might have been gone to a nice hockey game, just
smashing hot dogs and bears.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Watch out fair to say he's going to come back
fat and broke. Yeah, absolutely, we'll make for good content.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh well, yeah, absolutely, life is content.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Put the scales right by the door. There there you go, mate,
hop on, I can see how things are going you
were one five point two before you.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Left one nine.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'm picking I'm picking one fifteen.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Ten, Jerry and Mini. The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Was just moments ago that we were just here in
this very building calling a game and non existent cred
game or a game that just didn't really get going.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Now, yeah, three balls were bold, a couple of magnificent
shots from Tim Seifert, actually two boundaries of the Donkey
magnificent teeth on that that bowl.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Luke Wood, Luke would holy goal.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
He I hope he's playing the One Day as Luke
Wood because I can steer into those iron teeth all day.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well, I think they're a bit of a problem because,
as you've said to Daryl Mitchell, if you've got if
you're flashing your pearly whites and you bring the ball
up in delivery, yes, right in front of your teeth,
what's coming at you? All of a sudden you get
this dash of white. I mean I remember in the
past players have had to take off white wristbands, cutely
Ambrose Alan Donald because they are get in the way

(02:10):
of the ball.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Famously, New Zealand redesigned their one Day uniform into a
white uniform with black stripes on it.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Can you remember that one? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
And it lasted one game because the Australians are like,
we can't see the ball. Yeah, you're bowling it.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
We lose it in your uniform.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Well, I haven't wonder about that. As a as a
black cat bowlie, you've got a black uniform. Yeah, so
it's a really nice seeing uniform with the white ball.
Australia is yellow and white.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, the light yellow is quite hard.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's hard.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, that is hard.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
So you have three balls were bold and then it rained,
and then the covers came up again and three point
one overs were bold and that was it.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, and then this happened. Welcome back to Eaton Park
where we were just about to resume play actually, and
then all of a sudden, the heavens have opened and
the rain is coming down again and things are not
looking good.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
No, you can go down to five overs each. We're
already phased four.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
We're going to call it.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I don't think there's going to be any more play tonight.
If there is, it's going to be disrupted with rain.
There's a huge rain band coming through right now. The
moment of the match apparently we're looking at now. Yeah, yeah, okay,
that calling it? Yeah, I think we should call it. Yeah,
And as always we called it well before the official broadcast,
they hung around front of the half an hour.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Remember there was that time in Hamilton where it was
just setting in, the rain was setting in. It was
a one day game. I think New Zealand were playing
England and we just or India and we were just like,
this is not looking I think we were hungover and
we said this is not looking good. And we just
we said, let's should we call it? And we just

(03:52):
exited and all of the people who are part of
the broadcast, the other people Sky TV who are there, well,
where are you going? So it's clearly not going to
it's over. Yeah, days over. It was quite early in
the day and we just went to the pub and
at that point all of the rest of the Sky
people or the commentators everyone else had to hang around
and they just the covers went off, went on, went off,

(04:14):
went on, went off and on, and then they didn't
play at all. Meanwhile we're at the pub having a
great time.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah. Only there was a great day that one.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
It's a big call to call it as a broadcasting team.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, it is, but you can see it coming, you know,
when you're not going to get any play. Last night
was one of those nights unfortunately, so only got one
game in of the three t twenties. But that the
one day is good news. The one day is kick
off on Sunday at the Mount and the weather looks
magnificent at Mount mong Andwi, so we are getting a
break in the weather. So we're definitely going to get

(04:43):
cricket on Sunday two o'clock that starts.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's an unusual cricket season, this one because we've got
the World Cup happening in India, yes in January, so
all of a sudden they've pushed a lot of our
matches to earlier and so it's an experiment in New
zeal And. Can we play cricket in October? I think
the answer is no, sort of but it will rain.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I was thinking, is it better to play cricket in
April or October?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
April, Yeah, that's what I thought. I think definitely April.
I think there's less rain in April and it's far
more settled, especially nowadays. If you played in the North
Island in April, it's actually it's nice in April, it's
probably one of the best months now.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, so that that's probably where it's going to go
because unfortunately, for those cricket fans out there, January February
is full of an ICC tournament every year.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Till till is the right forever? Is that right?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Either a Champions Trophy TEA twenty or a World Cup.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah, that's why that windows closed.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh man, I didn't realize that. I didn't know that
that's what's happening forever.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, because T twenty World Cups happen every two years, yep.
And you've got Champions Trophy fifty overs every two years.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
And then and then the Crecker World Cup. Oh man, Okay,
it's got to be April.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, unless it in England, because then in England it
has to be in kind of June July at everywhere else.
Oh man, okay, sorry, that's quite depressingful.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Well, what time twelve past six? Ok okayie you go, yeah,
it's Friday.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, Well tell you what will make us feel better?
Jet some cold hard bitch.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
I've got some good news actually for you.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Glane luke Wood as playing the one day Yes, so
he'll still be there.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
T mcteeth face.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Can he maintain that haircut for the entire fifty overs?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
I guarantee it is.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
It even here? Good Chris might just be aied.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
He's a magnificent specimen.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
It's created a lot of content for us.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Jerry and Mini the Hodikey Breakfast history of Yesterday Today Tomato.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
It's the twenty fourth of October twenty twenty five, and
on this day and fifteen ninety three.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
It's a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Alleged teleportation of a Spanish soldier from the Philippines to Mexico.
Quick I know guil Perez. He was serving as a
guard at the governor's palace in Manila, in the Philippines,
which was then part of the Spanish Empire. The Manila
governor was assassinated by Chinese mutiniers. The next thing, Yes
Guilperez remembered was finding himself standing standing guard, not a Manila,

(07:23):
but in the Plaza Mayor of in the Plaza Mayor
of Mexico City, thousands of kazaway what He was still
wearing his uniform, and when he was questioned by authorities,
he insisted that he had been in the Philippines. A
previous night sounds the same.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
This sounds like a tequila knight.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Well, he was arrested for desertion and possible witchcraft, since
his story did seem pretty unusual. He then said he
didn't know how he got there, only that he'd been
at his post and Manila felt as he blinked and
suddenly found himself in Mexico. This is in fifteen ninety,
that's right. He also mentioned the assassination of the governor,
news that had not reached Mexico yet given the slow

(08:06):
place of galleon travel. So months later, when a ship
from the Philippines finally arrived in Mexico, Sata's confirmed that
the governor hadn't he been killed on the date that
Pet's described, and that he was missing from his post
at Manila with no explanation.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
That sounds like a big night. Literally, that what happened,
big night on the tequila. That's all that says to me.
Funny how if something unusual happens, you just get accused
of witchcraft. Because I read that the first person to
bring smoking to Europe he came into Spain. It was
on Columbus's ship and he came in and started smoking,
and they arrested him and put him in jail for

(08:41):
witchcraft because they saw smoke coming out of his nose.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
It would have been a pretty strange thing to see.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, but it's like anything unusual witchcraft.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah. Nineteen eighty on this day, John lenn released the
single just Like starting Over, the lead single from the
old double Fare to See. That album was supposed to
be the start of Lenin's musical comeback. Following the birth
of his son Sean in nineteen seventy five, he put
his musical career on hold to help raise him and
take lots of heroin and cocaine. After five years of

(09:13):
taking heroin and cocaine, Lenin was finally ready to start over.
I think he was starting up with Yoko as well.
They split up there for a period of time. Unfortunately,
that would be the last single he ever released before
he was shot by Mark Chapman six and a half
weeks later on December the eighth.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
That's not Mark Shepman. He beat's number four for the
Black Hat. No, there's a different Mark Chapman, Are we sure?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
In nineteen ninety six, Hassan Raza made his test cricket
day booth for Pakistan at the age of fourteen years
and turn it in thirty eight days well. Although doubts
about his birthdate and medical test later resulted in the
Pakistan Cricket Board withdrawing the record claim his actual age
was uncertain, but he was around fifteen at the time
of his debut, or maybe sixteen or maybe seventeen. Rasa

(09:57):
is still listed as the youngest ever Test cricketer. He
played seven Tests sixteen eighty eyes. They really looked after him,
didn't they, that young player. They have a real way
of looking after the youngsters. Just chuck them on. See
if they see if they sink or swim, and then
if they sink, they think if they swim great. So
he featured in the ICL, the Rebel ICL, which basically

(10:20):
ended as International Prospects. So God, they really looked at
for that youngster.

Speaker 7 (10:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Hassan Raza rap and I born on this day.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Wayne Rooney, English footballer, Drake the Canadian rapper and singer,
one of the most ill influencial artists and modern hip
hop history. Thirty nine years old today, Drake and that
is the history of yesterday, Today, Tomorrow. Temado for Friday,
the twenty fourth of October and the Year of Our
Lord twenty twenty five, nearly twenty twenty six.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
No, it is come on, it's ages away. No, it
is a or two months only a.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Couple of months away.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Jerry and the Naya, the Ducky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Sex thirty on the Hiderchy Breakfast. Time for the latest
sports news thanks to export old to me.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
If you're here, New Zealand are two hundred and nineteen
for five after thirty seven h that's good, No chasing
three hundred and twenty five?

Speaker 4 (11:13):
What's of forty four hours?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
So against Mumbai against India and moved by m Mumbai
to keep their Allah World Cup alive. The Woman's at
the Woman's World Cup. Pretty much it's all over.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
So what did India score?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
India scored well, they scored I think more than the
three hundred and forty for three or something.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Excuse me, yeah for three. They had an opening stand
of over two hundred. Yeah, so you could say they.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Batted pretty well and New Zealand were always going to
struggle with that one, particularly when they lost early wickets
of Sophie Divine, Susie Bates and Milli Kerr Milliker got
forty five, but they're going to struggle to haul in
that map. Massive total over there in India. Unfortunately their
World Cup is over. Meanwhile, Spring Rain has the third

(12:04):
of six scheduled black Caps well the three three black
Caps t twenties.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
He's gonna be three one days.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
The latest soggy chap that occurred against England at aucklands
Eton Park, we called it last night. The visitors secured
the three match series one nil, and we can probably
produced from that that Spring cricket is not great.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
We've got roofed stadiums, in which case good to go.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, have we go one?

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, there's that? What this for soth bar? But it's
not big enough. But if you if you checked a roof,
if you checked a roof on something, then all good.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
If a roof on in part, so I reckon.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
It's probably another fifteen or twenty years away, okay, and
we'll probably have a couple of roof stadiums. Oh, there's
the kit with the one in christ hirt. But that's
not that doesn't it's Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Sam Nigger is calling out his Breakers team after a
seventh Australian NBA basketball loss from nine matches. They led
by eighteen points at halftime but lost eighty five or
eighty three. Meninger, who sank a game high twenty seven points,
is embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Okay, could you's all negative sports? I mean there's a
loss for New Zealand, and then there's spring rain happening,
and then there's the breakers who can't seem to win anything.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Golfer Dan Hellier has shot a four under past sixty
seven to sit in a.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Share of fourth.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Okay, the latest European Tour, Great New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
There you go, Dan, you're a nice guy. So he's fourth, Okay.
I mean that's the best thing you can summon up
golfers fourth YEP at some event in career.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
I mean I could say that Liam Lawson qualified fourteenth,
but he's not even in practice.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
He looks good in a social media photos with the
cowboy hat with the shirt off and the boots. Have
you have you seen that have the shirt off?

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Have you seen him with the shirt off from Austin?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
No, he's got a great ring something for the mums.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Is it ever?

Speaker 4 (13:48):
And the dads?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
I mean pretty pervy mums. He's pretty. He's pretty.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
That doesn't seem to stop most mums.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Let's be honest, Jerry and the hot I keeper crest.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yesterday, Jeremy, we talked to near was Chris Brandolino about
the weather events that were happening around the country, and
we also mocked former Prime Minister of the UK with
the funny here Boris Boris Johnson for saying this.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
I love it, use I love.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
And then we were and then we pervoted and pivoted
into penglings.

Speaker 8 (14:32):
And the last thing you might expect to see here
is penguins, pordland crested penguins. So why are these woodlands
so attractive to penguins? A fresh water stream through the
forest makes a handy highway for a parent penguin heading home.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
From What is wrong with those people? Upty? And what
is wrong with Bennett Cumbers? I mean you expect a
man like him, an actor, a per duson who understands
the English language and acclaimed hector, actually an expensive voice
artist to know how to pronounce words.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
And then yesterday we're talking to Chris Brandellino. Niwa obviously yourself,
you're a paid broadcast you paid to pronounce words correctly.
He usually struggled with Hicta pescals two and a half
Hector Pascal that would be near or above forty Hector
Pascal Hector pericles.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
And you love the weather so much as well.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
I know that's like, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
It's hicto pestacles, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (15:34):
No ictor pesticles, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Hicto pesicles, pescals like the lollipessal, Yeah, like a.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Pescal's lollies, like hicta Hannibal Hannibal lictor hicta pescals.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
I thought a pescicle. I thought a pesticle was the
measurement of pressure, and the Hiccto pescal was like a
hundred of those of those measurements of pressure. So hence
when you get like ten ten thousand and thirty hicto pesticles,
which is a lot.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Of pressure to kick double down, AI.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
It's a it's I thought the hic I need to
google this, Okay, pest goals, pescals.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
There's no iron it, there's no iron it.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Hictor pescals. I've never seen that written before. Icta pescals,
Hicta pescals.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, it's a little bit like set it's a little
bit like SETI Sunday.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Sunday or Monday when people say, you know, Monday.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
See you Monday.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I'll see you on Monday. So you're dropping the a
and Hicta pescals is a little bit like dropping the.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Eye in hiccto case you presume that everyone except you
was dropping.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
I just thought there was. I thought there's a very
quiet little eye in there. Well, this doesn't sound like
a quiet eye. This one here, Hector pesticles.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I've gone hard on that ictor pesticles.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Anyway, there was a lot of Hicta pescals flying around yesterday,
where this seems to have past most regions.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I thought Chris Brandolino's exploration of why you get wines
an extreme wind to high pressure being a mountain and
low pressure being a low part. And if you imagine
going down a hill really really steeply on a bike,
the steeper that gradient between the high pressure and the
low pressure. Yeah, the stronger the wind. Brilliant description.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Really, I opened my mind, Yeah up to what actually windows.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, I'll be using that with my kids. That hicked pescals.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Jerry and La Ni the Hodarchy Breakfast, Good.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Morning, Muzal to.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
Breakfast with Jermyn and Bruga.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
That's good that our big boss Staino is to talk
about function.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Absolutely. Yeah, you can.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Do it too, just by heading to the iHeart Radio app,
clicking on the little mic I fin on there.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
You can send it in, you can yell it, or
you can sing it.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
You don't really matter.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
You got thirty seconds to do it.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah, I've told you what's happening on the Agenda podcast
where people are counting to thirty because you've got thirty
seconds to leave a message. And I don't know where
it's coming from, but Pete, we've had hundreds of messages
of people just trying to exactly count to thirty and
then get cut off. It's weird.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
People are weird. Has anyone got to exactly thirty yet?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
A one person has? But people go one, two, three,
four up to thirty and then if they get to
thirty and go thirty and then they get damn, they
go and leave another one.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Right, Okay, so they're trying to bat they're trying to
get it to exactly thirty. Yeah, it's quite a good
test scene if you can count to thirty and then
exactly thirty second.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
But you've got to go to one to thirty because
the actual eyead app counts down from thirty with your message,
so you can't cheat and go thirty twenty nine and
just look at the screen.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, so that's quite a challenge. Ah, that's quite good. Yeah,
coming out this morning. Tim Ferguson, who's the duty manager
at Wellington Airport, how are they're doing after all those
canceled flights?

Speaker 4 (18:59):
Just what happens to all the planes? They just how
do you relocate them?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Well, we'll find out this morning from Tim.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
It's been much publicized acc head g Lane's back Bush
a developing story on my Instagram, certainly during the time
that we're in Austin, and I had a huge amount
of people both wanting more and a lot of people
wanting less. I actually lost two hundred followers during that time.
I think people that got sick of the back bush story.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
But it was it's the bush that divided a nation.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
It was captivating a lot of people. It was one
of those things. So we took it off using waxing
strips that been sitting in studio B. We thought that
maybe would auction them off on trade me for charity
for Men's Health for November, which is coming up in
what Novembers in six days time. We were told by

(19:53):
the powers of be that.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
We were allowed to do that, not into men's health.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
No, So we have listened to the powers that be
and we've pivoted, and I've got an idea. I still
want to give it away because I think it's crazy
just to have it sitting out there in studio being
someone's probably a cleaner is going to come through it
some stage and say ooh, this is disgusting and put
it in a bin. And we can't have your DNA
just going in the bin. This is a backbush that
you worked quite hard to cultivate over the years.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
That's a that's probably a good forty years of bush.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, unconscious.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, it was native, native, undisturbed bush for forty years.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
And now it's found it's my under these waxing strips
and so it's framed. Even so we've got a frame.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, it's like you know the rugby club where you
see the jerseys and you know the this belongs next
to those.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
There's four wax and strips. I think we should limit
it I think three just looks nicer on the in
the frame.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Well the fourth hardly has anything on it as well.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Okay, okay, well there's three on the edit. That's fine,
but it's like a really hairy eddydss logo.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
So you're right it is. So we've got the waxing strips,
we've got the frame. I want to give it away.
We will wanting to sell it people. I don't think
people are going to pay money for it, but I
think what people do want people will like to win it.
So today we've got Darryl the barrel here. Give us

(21:23):
a call if you want to go in the drawer
to win. Acc here g Lanes framed waxing strips for
his backbush.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
I don't think anyone's going to call it.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
You'll be surprised Adam, for example, Good morning, Adam morning.
Would you like to go on the draw to what
acc here gu Lane's waxing strip back bush?

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Yeah, mate, Adam's a great news.

Speaker 9 (21:50):
I can't go on the star, so I'll be very handy.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Oh god, yeah, okay, there you go.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
I'm not sure you'd put that on your top lip.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
I don't think you want to put it on your face. Adam. Okay, Adam,
you are the first person and the only person at
the stage to be in the drawer, so you are
the front runner, Adam.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Excellent, Thanks Aden.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Good luck, good morning, welcome for the show. Who we're
talking to?

Speaker 9 (22:15):
Yeah? Good from Toned Rich?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Rich?

Speaker 4 (22:18):
What's going on? Okay?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Rich, you're in the drawer for the back bush? What
would you do with it? Three bits of wax bushh.

Speaker 9 (22:29):
I just probably put it in then.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
You'd be doing everyone a favor. You're in the drawer, Rich,
next to Adam.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
You're in the drawer.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I mean really, you wouldn't put it on the wall?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Rich?

Speaker 9 (22:42):
Nahna leave it too furry.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Okay, are going to sign this, by the way, Yeah, yeah,
because obviously there needs to be some providence around this,
because obviously any sort of merch or a bit of
nostalgia needs some provedence. So yeah, I'll sign the back
of it and date it as well. I mean, it's
pretty easy to prove the providence. My DNA's all up
for it.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Eight dache here, eight hundred and four to give us
a call. We'll take calls off here as well. People
going in the drawer to win a framed three waxing
strips of acc here ju Lane's backbush. Look one day,
this could be worth a lot of money. Really, probably not.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Jerry in the night the hold Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
So, as we mentioned before earlier in the week, we
waxed your back bush.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Get on with that game like that? Yeah, that feels uite.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
And then I just need to hold your buttocks at
the same time. Here we go. Oh my god, look
at all that bush. Okay, I'm just I'm just removing
the next one. Are you really?

Speaker 7 (23:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Look at all the year and one more?

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Do it? Okay? Do you know what that? Do you
know who? You sound like A heard your name when
I'm waxing your backbush. You sound like I don't know
if you have said the video of Graham Caple River
in Graham Caple Yes, when you got and he was
attacked outside the court?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah, out of Christ. Yeah, I remember that, and you
got a left hogging.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Well, I don't know if you ever have.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
If youd a lot liked bush?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Have you ever been deforested with a wax strip?

Speaker 1 (24:20):
No, I don't have a bag bus now.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Well, I'm sympathized with all the women out there.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
They have to go through that there's no woman out
there with the bag bus. No, but they have to
do the they do their legs most and they do
their their bush and the legs with that.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Oh yeah our around the oh yeah, oh that's there
would be that would be very sore anyway.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
So I've got a lot of sympathy now, having haven't
been deforested at the back there, so yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
They're sitting there.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Were framed them and signed them, so you know, the
providence is there. Get my signature at the bottom there.
So far two people in.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
The draw Yeah, well we haven't really asked, but I
I had hundred. I had hundred four to seventy five.
Give us a car. Now we've got Darrel the barrel here,
so if anyone wants to, we'll draw it at nine
o'clock this morning and we'll be putting people in the
drawer all morning. Good morning, welcome to the show.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
There you go, Yeah, good.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
How were you talking to Jeff? Jeff? Is that is
that Jeff with the G or Jeff with the jlight Jeff.

Speaker 7 (25:17):
Crow definitely gay.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Jeff howarth more Jeff, how well, Jeff with the G.
You're in the drawer, you're in Darrel the barrel. What
would you do with my back bush? What would you
do with my back bush?

Speaker 7 (25:31):
I don't know. I'd probably give it to the kid.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
It's in a frame.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
I'm not sure how that's going to Well, you can
take it out of the frame. You can do whatever
you want with it if you win it, Jeff, So
it's all yours.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
Yeah, yeah, we'll have a couple of thoughts.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Over a beer or yeah, Jeff, are you married? If
you got a winning photo up on the wall?

Speaker 7 (25:54):
Not yet?

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Okay, okay, maybe this can be a placeholder.

Speaker 7 (26:00):
Again, put there book.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Thanks, but look, all I can say is, Jeff, it's
a collector's item and it will be worth money at
some stags. There's no doubt about it. So good luck.

Speaker 7 (26:10):
Oh yeah, someone's gonna want it. Thanks very much.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
And just quickly, Jeff, where are you calling from? Just
in case there's another Jeff, so I can make sure that.

Speaker 7 (26:18):
Yeah, down in the tot on total.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, we'll look good on someone's wall, definitely. Okay, Jeff,
you are you are in the drawer, so you are
one of three people at the moment, so you're looking good.
Thirty three percent chance of winning it. At the stage
I had hundred had I had one hundred forty eight
seventy five if you want to go on the drawer
with Jeff. Also in the drawer is Rich from Dunedin
and of course earlier on we had Adam.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
Phone lines are pretty dead.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
I'm surprised that people aren't jumping at the chance to
do that.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
I'm not really, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
It's your bush. Yeah, I know you're not value your
own bush.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Not really even knew I had it till you whipped
it off.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Jerry and Minnie the whole Archy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
A couple of texts that have come in regarding your
back bush. Lane's DNA usually ends up on a tissue.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, that's true. I'm arguing with that. I mean the
fact that you're you've removed my bush, and now the
indignity of you framing my bush and then trying to
use it as some sort of content and promotion to
give it away. And I think that people have spoken.
People don't want to want it. They don't want it.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Well, I don't know about that. Brads just called through. Brad,
would you like to go on the draw to when
sec here g Lane's frame to backbush?

Speaker 9 (27:30):
I really really would see not just not for me,
but someone came to mind, someone I know, and that
would be the right honorable mat H.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Okay, would you send it to him?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
I would.

Speaker 9 (27:43):
I would package it up and get it arrive around
Christmas time so he could hang it in Daddy's den
or whatever. He's changed that too now it is where
I read that, But I just you know, I just
thought of him. I thought of him cherishing that and
just looking at it every day, and you.

Speaker 10 (27:58):
Know, Okay, that's what I'd do it.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Okay, now we're talking people winning it to red gift it.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
That's nice, you know what. I think the bread's onto
something here, and I think that's possibly why it thinks bread.
I think. I think that's why we haven't had a
huge amount of calls on it because some people, probably,
I mean, maybe we should run a silent auction. A
lot of people probably don't want to be associated with you,
even though they want it, they probably don't want to
be publicly associated with It's kind of like me in
a lot of ways. I sort of I want to

(28:23):
be your friend, and I am your friend, and I
don't want to be publicly associated with you. So in
that regard, you could always call it, oh eight hundred
Eki if you want to nominate someone else who will
send a SEC here Glane's framed backbush.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
So you want to foist my bush onto someone else.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I mean that's probably a good option. We could gift
it to someone else if there's someone in your life
or you think needs some backbush. Because there's a lot
of houses. I mean sometimes you go to a house
and there's nothing on the wall. Now I think this
because it's it's in a black frame. It looks quite
nice because it looks like a piece of art.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Look, it's a conversation starter, it is. It's a belly apple,
isn't it's a it's a piece of art.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
It's not far away from Lee Baker, who's an a
SEC commentator. And I know a while back Lee Baker
was running I suppose you call it an installation where
he was writing into one card, you know, one card
you shued to be run by countdown and he was
getting one cards but in famous people's.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Names, and I think he specialized in dictators.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, so he had he wrote in and pretended to
be Adolf Hitler and they send out Adolf Hitler and
he but he was worried that they were onto him,
so he thought he can't just have them sent to
his address because eventually he thought that the one card
people would work out that they're all going to one address,
and this can't be right. So every person he ever

(29:54):
met at a party or out socially, you only had
to know him for about a month. Next thing, you know, he's, hey,
look what's your address, because I've got this installation that
I'm running where I'm trying to get as many one
cards in famous people's names as possible. And he was
going to The idea was he was going to frame them.
He did do it.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
He used me as Kim Jong in. Oh yeah, he
had also the idiotmn like he had every single horrific
dictator that ever existed.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, Robert mcgarby turned up in my letterbox.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
You know what, this actually reminds me of Guliane. I
think you're underestimating how important that you're back here. Is
it's that lady that owns Napoleon's downstairs in the States. Yes,
and apparently she's got it down in her basement and
every time she has a dinner party, she's like, oh,
guess what, Guess what We're going to go and look
at it, and I guess that's a bit like that.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Would you call it a bush of national significance?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, it's certainly the only framed bush that I've seen
in New Zealand. I mean, you've got the you've got
the one day cricket ball, you've got the underarm cricket ball,
and this probably would go beside that on the mental
piece I reckon really yeah, I think so.

Speaker 7 (31:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Daches seventy five give us a call if.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
You or a friend would like it.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
We're happy to send it to a friend. Perfect gift,
just in time for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Jerry and Mini the Hdachy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
So this framed backbush of yours is going to go
on someone's walls somewhere. I've got a history of collecting
great memorabilia, finding it, locating it, saving it, because.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
What do you take it?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Then? Because I think someone else needs this, I'm happy
to have ripped it off. Years ago, when we were
doing a Havoc show, we were fossing around the downstairs
of the TV and Z Bowels and came across Humpty
the place called Toy Yes and Manu and one of
the other place called toys Little Teed. Well, interesting you

(31:56):
say this. I think maybe I can't remember where the
Big Tad was down there as well. Jemima, I'm not sure,
but we ended up with Humpty and I believe Manu
in our office and then someone commandeered them and then
sent them down to Papa.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Oh, so can you do that?

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Can you just postuff to ta Papa?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah? I think so. Wow, there you go.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
If we're not going to give this away, I think
we should just stick it in the courier. They must
receive some weird, weird shit.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Oh absolutely, I think with the plays called toys. So
I'm just having a lot here. So apparently now into Papa,
Big Ted, Manu, Jemima, and Humpty are located there. The
head of Little Ted is in private ownership, while the
body is at the Otago Settlers Museum in Tuneda. Someone's

(32:52):
got Little tens head and they won't let go of it.
It's in a private collection and the body is at the.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Sorry you can't have it.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
What a private collection of toys heads?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
But fancy that there was Big Ted and Little Ted
who surely you'd have another toy. The fact that there
was two Teddy bears. One was big and one was small.
There was kind of an oversight, wasn't it. And apparently
the original show clock you remember the clock ticking cloth
that was founded in Inbicago Library. So who's got the head?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Who's the private collective with.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Private ownership? At least the body's in the Otago sets
me there.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
Jerry and midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
So there was wild weather across much of the country yesterday,
red wind warnings most of the South Island, Wellington, whited
Appa as well, a lot of canceled flights, especially out
of the capital and I think christ Church as well
and Queenstown Airport and joining us now on the Hidicky Breakfast.
The Wellington Airport duty manager Tim Ferguson, Thanks for your time, Tim.

(33:57):
How windy did it get at Wellington Airport yesterday?

Speaker 10 (34:01):
I want to go into thanks for having me big
fan of the show. By the way, yeah, I got
pretty windy. There's no remote goings and Regional Metacy Management office,
so she read with a warning and advance for yesterday.
We saw pet gusts of about one hundred and forty
kilometers an hour, So yeah, pretty nearly stuff.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
How stressful does it get to him? Because obviously everything
gets canceled? What happens at the airport? Do you just
like down tools and just shut the airport?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
How does it work?

Speaker 10 (34:28):
So, yeah, it's very challenging. Obviously we have a lot
to work with the airlines and border agencies, and obviously
a lot to thank passengers yesterday for their patients. Basically
working with the airlines to make sure that we are
safety is number one priority for the customer and the staff.
So the airport remains open. It's just a matter of

(34:52):
where the airlines decided to commission their flights in and
out of Wellington.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Right, So who makes the call on where the planes
can say take off?

Speaker 10 (35:02):
That's pretty much a combination of the airline management and
the pilots ultimately responsible for the safety of the aircraft
and the passengers. So yeah, a combination between airline management
and the pilots.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Do you how does it?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
I mean? You might not know this, I mean because
it's obviously up to the airlines. But when you ground
all the planes, is it like rental cars? Do you
just leave all the planes on the tarmac with the
keys in it? And then someone else comes along and
picks it up and takes it somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
How does it work?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Messes with my I get a sort of face thinking
about it.

Speaker 10 (35:32):
Yeah, there's no paid by the air. They don't leave
the keys line around unfortunately.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
The planes have keys.

Speaker 10 (35:39):
No, No, that's what they do.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Okay, that's good to know. That's a really good question.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
So I see most of the sounds planes were landing. Okay,
yesterday those those little guys just flying across the cook
straight there. Why why were the little planes landing? That's
that's what I couldn't work out.

Speaker 10 (35:59):
You know, those other retalented done. They operated a couple
of flots between to the six am and eight am
and then they called it the day. That's because yeah,
so they operated a couple of flights in and out
before the weather got really bad. But yeah, just different
aircraft have different safety operating limits and sometimes those small

(36:19):
planes are a little bit easier to get them and
some of the bigger ones excellent.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
So how long is it going to take to get
back to normality here?

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Tim and Wellington?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
How long is di going I take before you clear
that batlog and be able to get back to just
doing normal stuff and listening to herd Aki and drinking coffee.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (36:36):
Look, that's a really good question. So obviously the airlines
are going to be working really hard to get those
passengers affected on yesterday's flights moving through the network. Everything's
looking good today, We're off to a good start. It's
like chalk and cheese today. So the weather's looking good.
All spare seats on any flats today will be prioritized
for those passengers yesterday, and realistic they were probably looking

(36:59):
at four to forty eight hours just to clear that
that long.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
We're talking to Tim Ferguson, who's the Wellington Airport duty manager.
How many sick bags were coming off the planes. Tim
were there with some of the planes that were landing.

Speaker 10 (37:16):
I couldn't give you an exact amount, but we've got
our first arrival yesterday around about four pm. And I
did hear that there were a few bumps coming in
across across the North Island there, so yeah, there, yeah,
probably a few heiry moments up there.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
But yeah, because what's the tricky win for you there
at Wellington Airport? I know you, I mean, it's obviously
one of the windiest airports in the world, if not
the windiest airport in the world. So always tricky conditions.
But are you normally running a north south kind of operation,
aren't you? So if it's a strong northerly, you're kind
of okay or a strong southerly. Was part of the
issue that this is slightly coming from the west. Is

(37:51):
more of a cross win? Is that right?

Speaker 10 (37:54):
You're promably in northwest of yesterday.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (37:57):
Our runway runs north and south obviously, and crosswinds are
a big thing for us, so they can usually affect
the approach. But yeah, usually if we have strong hidden
order leases or southerlys, it's not too much of an issue.
It's mainly the crosswinds that sort of affect us the most.
But use today the overall overriding factor was just one

(38:18):
hundred and forty eight kilonger out when nearly eighty knots
at the peak, and so just not conducive to flying basically.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
So I've just finished.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I mean, where's the best place to sleep at Wellington Airport?
Just asking for a friend.

Speaker 10 (38:31):
Oh, mate, we've got a fantastic hotel on site of
the bridges, so we've got about one hundred and one
hundred and seventy and or probably a hundred and twenty
odd ROMs can help it. One hundred and eighty people,
So yeah, we've got still these here.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Tim Ferguson, Wellington Airport JUDI Managers, thanks so much for
your time this morning. But I'm going to imagine to
resume normal operations now.

Speaker 10 (38:52):
Yeah, thanks guys, Yeah, definitely back on on route today.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Thanks, thanks for your time. Stressful yesterday, I mean, I
think just running an airport on a normal day to
day situation, Yeah, it makes my face hurt. Amazing. Yeah,
all of those flights coming in and out, passengers, all
of the things. Although I can't imagine there are many passengers.
Normally they might have people complaining if there's like fog
or something, but I reckon when it's wild weather like that,

(39:19):
nobody really wants to get on a plane. Nobody wants
to get up there.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Jerry and Minnie the hot I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
I can mak first Mastermind.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was wind, but Mike the wind turbine
technician from Dunedin couldn't take away the prize. So we've
got one hundred bucks up for grabs at jackpot's fifty
bucks every day we don't have a winner. And since
Monday is Labor Day, today's Mastermind topic is public holidays.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Eddie from Topaul joins us morning, Eddie, good morning. How
are you good? You're a large animal vet Eddie? Yeah,
that's right. How large? Are we talking?

Speaker 7 (39:57):
Pretty large myself?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Or the animals are work animals?

Speaker 4 (40:01):
The animals?

Speaker 3 (40:01):
D oh?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
The animals?

Speaker 7 (40:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:05):
How how large? What's the largest animal you work with? Ah,
they're running over a p what's the smallest large animal
that you work with?

Speaker 10 (40:16):
Smallest large animal we don't get, don't get smaller.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Than Okay, it's large, thirty forty kilos. Oh? Yeah, so
you would work with a black Asian beer for example, asiatic.

Speaker 7 (40:31):
Yeah, that's the most common animal.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
There's a few black asiatic beers running around top Or, Eddie,
you've got forty five seconds, you know the Drew. We
ask you five questions, get three of them, are right
to win the prize. You can pass any time and
recommend you pass quickly. We've got the justice for Tony
clause that if we start it up, you win. Are
you ready?

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Dye from Topal, Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Question one for Eddie Golden Week is celebrated in what
country but between April twenty nine and May five? America? No?
On what days? Why Tangy Day is celebrated in New
Zealand each year? Correct? Which country celebrates the public holiday
of March seventeen each year?

Speaker 10 (41:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
What is the newest public holiday on the New Zealand calendar? Correct?
What day is Thanksgiving celebrated in the United States? Golden
Week is celebrated in what country between April twenty nine
and May five? No? Which country celebrates the public holiday
March seventeen each year? No? What days Thanksgiving celebrating the US?

Speaker 6 (41:43):
Why?

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Oh You're so close? Ah, so close it?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Golden Week is celebrated in Japan. And this one's a
tough one. Which country celebrates public holiday on March seventeen
each year?

Speaker 4 (41:57):
That is Ireland?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Patrick's Day? Yeah I did some Petty's Day?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah yeah, jeez?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
And Thanksgeving celebrated in the United States on the fourth
Thursday and November EDDI November. They were tough.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
They were tough, you know the ones that I would
have got though here I wouldn't have got I wouldn't
have got the rest of the medi But that means
it jackpots Monday to one hundred and fifty bucks. Thanks
very much, Eddie, Thanks great weekend.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Thanks for listening, Eddie, thanks for playing as well. Coming
up after eight o'clock we'll put some more people in
the drawer to when you're framed back Bush.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Win or lose my back Bush. I don't know if
you're a winner and a loser.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
When I know Vanessa's just called up off here. Okay,
Oh maybe I shouldn't have named her. I think she
wanted to go in quietly. Yeah, that's the other thing.
If you want to call us off here and you
don't want anyone knowing that you want acc here. G
Lane's frame Backbush feel free. Oh eight hundred Hidarchy. This
is the Hiderarchy.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
Breakfast Jerry and Mnia, The Hodiarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Jerry and Mini The hold Ikey.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Brickst So yesterday we were talking in the segment Jerry's
Theories where I had to try and guess how many
percentage of New Zealanders I thought were vegans. Yes, I
came up worth two point one nine percent.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Rethinking it, maybe I overestimated the amount of vegans. There
might be a new Zealand.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Really, I think it's I think it's between zero and three.
I think, but true if you're a true vegan or not?
Are you a vegan? Do you get hammered and have
a cheeseburger at eleven thirty at night? Down bottom of
Queen Streak?

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Well, call a Sandy had an interesting thing to say,
what percentage of New Zealand's do you think that I
think a vegan?

Speaker 7 (43:38):
I feel like it's zero?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
What's the letter shows?

Speaker 7 (43:42):
That's what really threw me under the one line?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Not at all?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Isn't a single vegan in New Zealand's not true vegan?

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 9 (43:49):
It's full time twenty four to seven?

Speaker 5 (43:51):
Never detour vegan?

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Zero, an honest vegan, not a late night drinking vegan
who smashes a big mac here right, I'm.

Speaker 7 (44:02):
Not vegan, friends, I've seen the.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Tour they're called vegans where they're just vaguely vegan. Yeah,
you see. But also we look at true vegans. Everyone
was fed from the bosom, which is an animal product,
isn't it?

Speaker 3 (44:17):
So?

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Is it possible to be human and not to have
ever had any kind of milk from any kind of
mammal at all.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
No, because if you're not fed from the bozzy, then
you obviously bottle fed body used from cows. Cows, it's
milk powders from cows. So how do you You wouldn't
be able to survive from the ages of zero to one?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Would you? Well? Can you bring up a Can you
bring up a newborn on oat milk? Has anyone done?
Is that possible?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Well, if you're a true if you're a true vegan
and you have a baby, you can't turn your baby.
If you're a true believer in the veganism, you can't
have a baby, and you can't then turn that baby
to a non vegan.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Surely, is there a single person out there has tried
that theory of no?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
I think maybe they have to have milks? Well, yeah,
it's pretty pretty vital. It's the elexir of life, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yeah. Well, what Sandy was trying to say though, is
that also a lot of people they say that they
are vegan and then they slip at certain stages.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Yeah, and also were leather shoes. Yeah, well that happened
to my cousin. My cousin vegetarian for probably most of
her teens and twenties, and then she got to thirty,
and then one Christmas she got quite steamed and she
destroyed the turkey at eleven thirty at night, absolutely laid
into the carcass right.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
And then the next day it was.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
One of those things where she regretted her decisions, but
then she knew that she was going to be a
meat eater from that point on.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Really, yeah, I'm interested in this. Actually, this is an
interesting idea. I'm interested in people who are vegetarian. And
then I've had a few friends like this, and then
all of a sudden they think, oh, I know, maybe
the thing that turns them.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
I know, bacon, Yes, to say, the smell of bacon.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I have lured many a vegetarian into the world of
meat by cooking bacon and then going, what are you cooking?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Yeah, what's the gateway meat that brings you back. I'd
be interested to hear from vegetarians about this, because because
going straight in from no meat to say, a steak
might be.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
A book challenging, might be a challenge.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah, do you go chicken first? Yeah, the assuming that
you're still eating fish.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah, the white meat is probably because you go from
the fish to the white meat, and then I'd say bacon,
and then you go straight into full red meat.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah. Well, maybe this and maybe that award winning sausage
that we tasted this week from the Westman Butcher, the beef,
Parmesan and truffle sausage. Oh yeah, how good was that?
I'd like to hear from people, actually, eight hundred hundred
and four to eight and five former vegetarians that turned
back to the meat.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Yeah, what was your gateway meat?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Don't look at me like.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
That jury in the night the breakfast.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
We're talking about losing your vaginity. Things that you would
turn for, the things that vegans or vegetarians turn for,
the meat that you would turn for. Three four three
eight hundred.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Hardachi bacon, obviously, says on the podium, used to use
a bacon a lot. They're aroma of bacon that luis
them and.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Just have a little bit, just put it in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Yeah, we said before that there's no human that's completely vegan,
although then the definition of what is vegan is about consent,
is that right? So a lot of people are worried
about the fact that the animal doesn't give you consent
to eat it.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Okay, that's about He's.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
A tricky one. The plant gives you consent to pick
it and eat it, this is true, Yeah, Or do
plants want to be eaten? They love it.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
I've never asked a plant for consent.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Bad disgusting things. But someone was saying rice milk, that
they brought up their child on rice milk because they're
allergic to to dairy. I see, but surely there would
have been some to know that you're allergic. You would
have had to have had some milk from a mammal
at the same stage.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
So if a cow gives you consent, then that's not
in you're a v that's all right. Then do you
get consent from a cow?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Well, well you, but vegans don't drink milk to it.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yeah, no, they don't know. But he said it's all
about consent.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Yeah, it's the fact that the animal doesn't consent to you.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
You could talk and say, hey, yo, jeremy milk me.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Well, I think cows don't. Cows quite like being milked.
But is that because they're pregnant we keep them pregnant. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
These all sorts of moral dilemma around there as well,
around taking the calf away and milking them.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Yeah, I don't, I don't understand all that it's been
I like milk, so I'm just going to ignore it.
Can a cannibal will be vegan, says Daniel. No, no, no,
you're not at all. Of course. It was that incident
that happened in Germany a long time ago with the consent,
where there was a guy that put an ad in
the paper and he said I would like someone to

(49:06):
eat me. And so the sky answered the ad and
said I'm happy to eat you. And so he turned
up at his house and then they ate together a
bit of the guy. They chopped off a little bit
of it, his appendage, and then they ate it together.
And then he wrote down the consent, so it was
all consenting, and then he and then he ate him.

(49:28):
He put him in the It was a very complicated issue,
you know, because legally, because there was complete consent, this
person wasn't murdering the person person was giving consent. Why
would you get off on the idea you're not there
to enjoy it anyway? You did very confusing. A cow
with a full utter would give anyone consent. ABI vegan

(49:53):
blue cheese would be blue cheese. Would be the thing
that I would turn for. I'm a vegetarian laps Vigio here.
Still can't stand bacon, although yes, that is the trigger
for many. My gateway was a spicy chicken burger from Windy's.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Oh yeah, it's always It's a fast food burger, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Then I moved on to Big Ben mince and cheese pies.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
That's a big step, sloppy old Big.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Ben almond milk should be called juice because they don't
milk the almonds.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
It should be called juice.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
You're right, you're just squeezing it. And Liam says that
Oat had a family.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Jerry and Minnie the hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
It's time to put this backbush thing to bed.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I'm looking forward to actually just drawing a line under
the saga that has been my welcome Matt.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
It's been an interesting couple of weeks, firstly of discovery,
then of disgust, then of trying to shape it, then
stripping it off with the wax strips, then framing it,
and now people going in the drawer to win it
and take it away, Yeah, and hopefully put it on
their wall. That's what I'm hoping anyway here, but I've
got names in the barrel.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
We've got I reckon.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I'm going to say. There are thirty people who have
called up, some of them anonymous, like Sophie for example,
and Vanessa who didn't want to be named. But they
are in the drawer. So let's okay, let's spin the barrel.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
You love there, all the barrel, do you?

Speaker 1 (51:19):
I'm spinning there, all the barrel. It doesn't have a stop.
That's saying, it can just keep going, and it keeps.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Going, and all the things they stick to the outside.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Of frugal force here going all right, that's enough, that's right.
I'm reaching in.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
I hasn't got a door. You're right, you have to
put it through the slit.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Excuse me, So right here we go. Okay, I have
a name here. Okay, So would you like to call
this name here?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Please don't please, don't let it be Vanessa.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
I can tell you it's not or Sophie. No, it's not.
It's not Cara Wells either. He also didn't want to
be named. Okay, We've got one, okay them, Good morning,
Welcome to the show. Jeff from tot Hunger.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yef Yes, what congratulations? Congratulations?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Yes, what this is your lucky day? Jeff.

Speaker 7 (52:13):
Oh, what great news.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Yeah, you have one g Lanes framed wax strips with
all of his DNA on them. He's autographed it.

Speaker 7 (52:24):
I was wondering whether I might put it in a on.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
A time machine, like a time capsule.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
One hundred years time, there might be a couple of
miles and some G Lanes running around the hills.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
No, it's a terrible idea.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
It's a great idea if you put it as a
time capsule and then one hundred years they dig it
up and go what what went on?

Speaker 4 (52:42):
And two thousands and.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
No, then they then they then they take your DNA
and they make a new version of you.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Yeah, that's quite good.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
I don't think that's it.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
It's a great idea, Jeff.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
I think I think one g Lane and one moment
in time is enough to be honest, Jeff, Jeff, we'll
send that out to you shortly, and hopefully i'd like
you to put it up on your wall if possible.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Yeah, send us a foal.

Speaker 7 (53:04):
Yeah, I'll go in the room and this is going
to be pretty heavy there.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
I think I'm just and the great New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
If you wanted to remain anonymous or are you happy
for your name to get out there?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, good man, Good on your Jeff.
Have a lovely long weekend.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Oh thanks thanks for lesling Cherry and then I for
the hold. I keey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Hey, welcome Macy here, Gula. Nice to have you this morning.
Great to be here.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I've been here since Uppers five week Yeah, weekend of sport,
this weekend a little bit going on. Final of the
MPC plays tomorrow at four point thirty pm down in Canterbury,
afternoon kickoff, which is good news. So I think the
tickets are almost sold out for that at Apollo Theory
Cheery Stadium.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Fourteen thousand people and that's sold out.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
What happened, Well, that's slowly they're slowly dismantling that stadium.
Oh they've taken down quite a large section of that
stadium already because it was made of scaffolding over there
in Addington.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Before they get it to Kahas.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
So looking at that match, Cannibury our favorites in that match.
But my hunch this week and I got a feeling,
I got a feeling about Otago. I think it's a
Targo's time. It's been a very long time since they've
won the MPC. The last time they did, I think
Jeff Wilson and Tane Randall were pesting around. So my
hunch this week is Joan and Nadeki to score in
both individual halves there for Otago, and that's paying eleven bucks.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
I watched a video there to day Josh Cromfell, former
Otago number seven and All Black number seven, talking about
playing rugby in the mid to late nineties and he
said it was an amazing time to be a part
of rugby. He said it was changing, it was the
moment when it was turning professional and had gone professional
by that stage. And he said we had thirty five

(54:45):
to forty thousand people at every single game we ever played.
He goes, would just be a standard game. We'll be
playing Southland or so, we'll be playing you know, the
Hawk's Bay, and we'd have forty thousand people who just
sold out every single game at Carrisbrook. Wow, what's happened?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Yeah, there's more things to do, Yeah, there's yeah, I
guess there's phones way more distractions. The formula one is back.
Liam Lawson is back. When away occasionally it goes away,
it goes away for a period in the middle, but
now it's like bang bang bang bang bangs with the
US Grand Prix last week in Austin. It's Mexico this weekend,
so Max A. Strap On is the favorite to win

(55:22):
that one as well. So he seems to have hit
some form in the latter half of the season, chasing
down Lando Norris and Pstree for the driver's title. The
construction title was gone. That's gone to McLaren. They've already
wrapped that up, so that's all done. So it's all
about the drivers at the moment.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
I talked about this earlier on but I some stuff
came through into my social media. Liam Lawson hanging out
in Austin. Yes, and he's gone quite Austin on it
with a cowboy hat. A lot of shots of him
with a cowboy hat with no.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Shirt on, just were just walking around.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
It seems like Beck like, I don't know, I don't
know where where the photos are. Have you not seen that?

Speaker 2 (55:57):
I haven't seen that.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
He's got a great rogue.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Has he got some Instagram Instagram flight?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
He definitely has a person that's doing his social media
for him and taking photos like following him around his
life and taking really nice photos of him all the time.
And yeah, there's an interesting shots of him with the
garboy hat and it looks like a stripper for high
quite an expense of stripper.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Anyway, he has been He's given up his seat for
the practice rounds to a young Red Bull driver and
that's two weeks before they make their decisions on who
is going to be in both the Racing Ball and
Red Bull seats next year, so that pretty crucial period
for him. It's hard to hate it. I mean, look,
rumor is that Nikki hadj is going to go up
into Red Bull with the strap on and Liam Lawson,

(56:41):
you know what happens to the Yuki Sonoda. Does he
go back down to Racing Balls? Does he get booted
out completely because they're changing engines. He's associated with Honda,
so it's I mean, look, it would be very unlucky
for Liam Lawson to lose his seat, given he has
got more points than Yuki Sonoda at the moment and
the drivers championship, so.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
He's is it would be to lose your seat, doesn't
it stuck to the car.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Cheerumy what it's a euphemism for your place in the
car seat. Yeah, you know you don't lose your own seat, right.
So yeah, there's that going on. And the cricket the
one day is start so proper fifty over. Cricket starts
on Sunday from Totongo. The forecast looks good. We are
going to get cricket. It's sunny all weekend in toto
on two o'clock. That kicks off on Sunday afternoon, black

(57:27):
Cats versus England. That'd be a good one to sit
down and climb into a few drinks because the next
day is Labor Day, so the weekend off.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Having a look here at the TV New Zealand paying
two ten England favorites dollars seventy.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah, well King Williamson too, seat of the ship is
back in the team. So just a word, see where
you can New Zealand's greatest ever bats.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
It hurts you know something I don't know?

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Yeah, look see why you can? Okay, really this summer,
if you've got an opportunity to go and see King
Williamson bat, I would do it.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Now.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Now it's all I'm going.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
To say so you don't think he is going to
make the Australian for Test two next year.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Your thoughts, I just think, take the opportunity, Take the
opportunity this summer to see our greatest ever batsman play.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
I think that's always the case though, isn't it. Whatever
area you live in. Yeah, you know, you I look
back and you think about watching Brendan mccallumbat true. You
know we'll never see him back again in the International cricket.
You know, watching Davatory Bowl live, there are certain people
that you think, you know, yeah, okay, that's super interesting.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Take the opportunity.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
And then the second ODII is in Hamilton on Wednesday,
and then the last one is on Wellington on Saturday.
And what are you doing next Friday?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Yes, next Friday we have the Agenda and the BYC
podcast live from Wellington Friday night at the Harbourside Events
Center which is Shed twenty two. There, we've got the
Harry Javelin coming in. We've got Matt Heath who got
Paul Ford, Dylan Cleaver a big live event there. Tickets
only twenty five bucks. You get a couple of free drinks,
you get set of the ship hat, some Angel babouches

(58:58):
some snacker changy so you get your your money back
in terms of goodies. And it is Halloween, so you
get out of the punishing Halloween admind. So either punishers
knocking on your door or dressing your punishes up and
taking them out. Come to the pub instead from seven
pm on Friday night join us with the Hairy Jev.
We're going to go deep, deep deep with the with

(59:18):
the Hairy jeb. If you want tickets to that, there
is quite a few remaining. You text ACC to three
two three six or head onto the acc and Z
dot com grab yourself ticket. We'll see you there.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Just have me look here. As well, boxing fans Joseph
Parker is taking on Fabio Wardley yep. Joseph Parker is
the favorite there at a dollar thirty and the A
League kicks off Aukland, the FC and the Western City
wander is Aalkland the FC at.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Home yep, first home game of the season. They drew
last week against Melbourne, so first home game sold out
in the port, so get down there.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
And the Wellington Phoanix taking on the Brisbane Raw in
Wellington as well. Oh, Jesus a big sports are changing.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Absolutely, the seasons are a change in Hey, thanks for
coming in this week. Acc here Glay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
You're more than welcome. Have a great long weekend. I
love long weekends. You can really tie one on.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
We'll see you on Tuesday.

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