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Manaia is finally back, and with that come many stories including something he overheard in Nashville: "My grandma is pregnant I’m having an uncle".

 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hardaky breakfast load up on landscaping with Bunnings Trade.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
First was lasting, but he moved to boom to say no,
it's Jemmy the Naasting sixteen Redoucky.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Welcome along to the Hidache Breakfast Tuesday the twenty eighth
of October twenty twenty five, and welcome back, my nice.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Jowey, get to be back, fellas, get to be back.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I'm nice to have you back.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I don't mean that sarcastically either. I think I think
two weeks is a long enough amount of time that
you're like, Okay, I'm ready to go home now. I
just trying to sleep my own bid. I want someone
to understand when I speak to them initially without having
to explain to them where I'm from and then them
going oh, y'all got kangaroos and having to be like, yep, yeah,
plenty of kangaroos in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
You yearn for the simp conversation and the silence and
the conversation every now and then that you get a.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
New Zealand Yeah, man, they I don't think New Zealanders
can produce as loud a noise as Americans can with
their voice that is, it is something else. When you've
got you got five of them on separate phone calls
in a room at one time, it's like.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh, how's the idea? As well in America, where everybody
seems to be very aarticutate, but also nobody ums.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
No, they don't um.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
They can speak. Every American can speak completely off the
top of their head and never never pause. They just
go and go and go.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
It's because they speak so slowly that they never need
to um or h. It's good, but it's good to
be back, get to be back and here I was
really looking forward to coming in here later on today, fellas.
I've got some gifts for you, Yes, as I always do.
We'll start with the Todler run for the office. It's
important to keep the office on side when you've been overseas.
W Toler runs the first step. Next, I let you

(01:59):
know what you've missed.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Out on Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, welcome back Mania. Stuart been away for a couple
of weeks in the Southern Party of the Unined States.
But they call it the South. That's not necessarily the South,
not Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Not geographically, but culturally yes, because we're actually Tennessee is
sort of like the middle of the country and if
you include Texas and it's actually sort of further north.
But that was all technically the South, you know, as
they call it colloquially, but man, it was good. Basically
the South is anyway where they say yol hey ya.
That's that's how you can figure it out.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, it's a different vibe. Though people speak slower. People
are very friendly. They love to chat even though they
don't know where you're from. Yeah, they on the surface
love to know where you're from.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Well they yeah, but they none of them know when
New Zealanders they all assume it's Australia and so. But
they also don't want to. They know that there's a
perception that Americans don't know where anything is, and they
don't like that. So they'll go, oh, yeah, beautiful part
of the world. I've heard I've never been there. Yeah,
swet and they go a lot of snakes and spiders,
isn't it. But at a certain point you're just like, yep,

(03:08):
I'm Australian. I went to a basketball game and there
was a touring a touring party of Australians that were
all there, and they all went up and got their
drinks at the same time. Then I stood up and
said can I get a bud light please? And they
go are you Australian too? And I was like yeah,
and then she goes, oh you with all these other Australians.
They turned around, They're like, you're.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Easier. Well, I'll tell you since you've been away, a
lot's been going on.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I because when I go overseas, if I'm not at work,
I switched off all work things, but I also switch
off all life things. In his young I don't know
what's happened here at all.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Well, I can tell you that in terms of the
show being hurly Tony Lyle, we're here while while I
was away as well. Yes, they were doing the show.
Great news and Ruder's sphere.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
He's going to Oasis, ing in then out of Melbourne
Saturday and Sunday and just going on Saturday night this weekend.
Inspired by Mash and Jerry, I see it. I've had
a dream I'd love to go to a waists and
they said you should go. You deserve this, and it
was done.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I was just reading about another guy who had a
dream at the Lorraine Motel in Memphis. His name is
Martin Luther King Junior. He was shot in the neck
and killed. I would just stay off the balcony of
wherever you're staying.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
He's not staying anywhere, So that's the interesting thing. This
is the end. We should talk about a little later on.
I'll run you through his plan and Ruder's itinery because
it's got some holes in it. Let's just say it's
got some holes. Also, Gulane's back bush is.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Gone now, thank god.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
I whipped it off, whipped it off with whipped it
off with what would you call that stuff strips?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, oh my god. I saw a brief photo of that.
First of all, thank god it's gone. It'll be back
and in greater numbers. But when when he got out
of the pool that day and that video was shot,
I thought, honestly nothing of it, and then to see
it go viral over the next few deaths. Last night
I saw on my social media feed to dressed up
as g Lane and they turned around and pulled their

(05:02):
shirts up to reveal a fake backbush, at which one
I thought, this has gone too fat.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I was taking the world by storm.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
It's affecting the children. But when I saw them get
out of the pool, I was just like, oh there,
it is the worst thing that will happen on this trip.
So anything we do from now on our as free money. Yeah. Also,
there's been three T twenty games against England and Australia.
There was some two of them were rained out. Three
of them were rained out with they That was disappointing.

(05:29):
That was rubbish. And when we weren't getting rained on
and we played really really badly on the weekend we
beat England, okay, and.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
We played quite well. Right, Yeah, there were there was
also wind in terms of the weather. There was like
intense wind in the South Island, Dunedin, Canterbury, Wellington. Flights
were canceled, et cetera. We had New Zealand's best sausage
was announced last week and that came in. You missed

(05:57):
out on that. You would have loved that. It's a beef,
parmesan and truffle sausage from the Westmere Butcher.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Look, I'd have to give it a try. The Westmere
Butcher is not far from my house. I don't think
cheese has any place in the sausage that can just
be very sickly, but again, I'm willing to try it
before I pass judgment.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
It's subtle. I cooked some last night actually, and I
made the mistake of stabbing them puncturing them.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, so they don't split.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, I don't know whether you meant to do that
with ones with cheese and them because it just started ejaculating.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I think a good sausage will hold its shape.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Oozing oozing is probably a bit.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I'm thinking of a sizzler when I'm thinking of cheese.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Those are disgusting. Oh, those are disgusting. Yeah, these are
These are no sizzlers.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Try and undercook sizzler on a hangar.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
The ACC is getting a transportable golf simulator. That's that's news.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
That is news. Is that good news? Is that bad news?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
It's going to be New Zealand's best drunk driver lanes,
taking it around bars and other establishments in New Zealand's.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
His first Porto call when he got home from two
weeks on the road away from his family was how
do I get back in the road?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, you totally right. Russian ravender got smashed into a
picket fence's face got cut. I think maybe that happened
before you okay, the key we's beat some are just
in regular league. That was a great game. I didn't
see that like a really good game. White fans got
knocked out of the Croocket World Cup. They played pretty ordinarily. Megaloo,

(07:23):
this is important. The world famous white whale might be
in New Zealand waters following a possible sighting near Cay Coda.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh c it.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
And I know you love Megaloon.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I'm a big fan of Megalo. The white Is it
a humpback whale? I think is it a blueell? I
think it's hump back.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
It's a humpback, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Because Megaloo is the reason they call it Megalo. It's
the Aboriginal word for white fella. And so this was
the thing that the was it the last Commonwealth Games
that they had in Sydney and they had a fake
Megaloo coming up into the Sydney Harbor. I've always wanted
to release Megaloo into Lake Topaul as a tourist attraction.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Can you mentione Megalo?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Just love it Megalo.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
I mean it's not a lot of plank and in there.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
No, we'd have to I mean the plankton biller bee
through the roof, but he'd have the run of the place,
And so ME and Joe jurry out in the office
were starting to think, well, why don't we use Megaelou
as a term of endearment for is my Megaloo? Here
he comes And the first person that walked through the
door was a woman by the name of Lou who
happened to him and I was like, he comes Megalou,
She goes, do you just call me Mega Lou? And

(08:21):
that was the end of that nickname forever.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
The other news is the tab that pays still hasn't paid.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I was gonna say it's there's been three instances since
I've left. Surely the three way that pays has paid.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Okay, close only think it got two thirds of the
way to being paid.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Last we might need some celebrity betters on our behalf
Jerry and Midnight the hold ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
It's the history of yesterday, Today, tomorrow, Timaru.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
On this day, which by the way, is the twenty
eighth of October twenty twenty five, has.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
The year gone?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
This day means lots of me as a proud American.
Eighteen eighty six dedication to the Statue of liberty and
the first twoicket tape parade.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, that's the interesting bit, the first ticket tape parade.
What does a ticket tape parade tictate parades? You know
with the little bits of little bits of tape that
will fly up in the sky and fly around the place,
and you go down with all the floats going down
the street and got all the little bits of very
hard to clean up.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
And they were doing that in eighteen eighty six.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Oh yeah, wow.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Statue is officially unvailed by US President Grover Cleveland. Hell
of a name. Sounds like he's a cartoon character, Great Cleveland.
Roughly a million jesus a million people gathered in New
York City to watch the statue as a gift from
France to the United States to celebrate the centennial of
American independence. And there's shared ideas of liberty and democracy.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
You've got to say, that's a very nice thing for France.
It is, isn't it, Franz very generous in those days?
It is they kill them to send us something suspicious.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Worry limpet mind. Construction began in France the eight and seventies.
Statues shipped to New York and three hundred and fifty
pieces in Jerry. When you and I went to the
Capital of Texas in Austin, the capitol building is so
big that the statue of Liberty could have fit inside
the central dome.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Ye messer, very very high.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, needlessly high. Although there's Texas, isn't it. During the
dedication parade, Officer's office workers along Wall Street began throwing
scraps of Tecker tape used for stock market machines, out
of the windows to celebrate that where it came from.
There it is spontaneous. Act became known as the first
ticker tape Parade. In twenty twenty three, the tenth Rugby
World Cup Final at stud de France, South Africa became

(10:26):
the first team to win four Wheel Cups. There, Sam
can center game Andre Pollard's called all of their points
their penalties. They did not score a try. The Alboats
did score a try from Buden Barrett, but missed the conversion.
I would have put them ahead twenty years earlier. That no,

(10:46):
not twenty years earlier. The same year, the death of
Matthew Perry. Perry, best known as Chandler Bing on the
TV show Friends, was found out responsive and a hot time,
but in the Pacific Palisades, Los Angeles.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Can I just say Chandler was a good name for him,
but BEng was a silly second name. Bang. I mean,
come on, Belie, it's a comedy.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Now we gonna have a wise cracking dude. What's his
nast name? Ding contributing factors including drowning, coronary artery, disease, man,
but I think probably more the drowning. The manner of
his death was ruled an accident. Prior to his death,
period publicly discussed the struggles with alcohol and opioid addiction,
and as efforts at recovery, he had been receiving kiddermin
infusion therapy for depression and anxiety. However, the level of

(11:28):
kidamine at his death could not have come solely from
such therapy. In August last year, five people, including two doctors,
were charged in connection with Perry's death for conspiracy to
distribute ketamine born on this.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
He wanted he wanted to push it, Oh, Matthew Pieriry,
didn't he he wanted to push it was gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
It's funny when he was talking about because you know,
I just said that he had been public about his
substance abuse issues throughout the years, and he was saying
at one point, if you go back and watch different
seasons of Friends, you can see what substance he's on.
If he skinny, he was on cocaine. If he was fat,
he was back on the pass. And he's like, you
can see as Like, I mean they were paying those
dudes a million dollars an episode and doing twenty episodes

(12:09):
a season.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, I mean he was still performing. That was a
remarkable thing.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, I mean he was Chandler at that point, wasn't there?
He was born on this daye Julia Roberts, actress famous
for films like Pretty Woman and Aaron Brockoviitch. She's fifty
eight today. She's seven years older than Huacking Phoenix. Very
tough name to get in scrabble, but we'll score you
a lot of points acting on for such films as
Walk the Line and Joker. He is fifty one today, Matt.
That seems young, fucking fucking because he was the thumbs

(12:35):
up thumbs down guy and Gladiator.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
He was, which I felt. Did he play Napoleon?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Is he dead? Play Napoleon? The most recent Napoleon with
a really weird accent he has was that accent he
has American? He has a weird accent himself.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, he's a good actor, but he struggles with accent.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
He is, uh Bruce Jenner.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, I don't know if you live well.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I suppose born on this nineteen forty nine was Bruce Jenner,
American decathlete who won Olympic gold and later became a
prominent television personality. Then in April twenty fifteen, Ginna publicly
came out as Caitlin.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
He did naming Caitlyn. Now, I don't know if you
do that anymore.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I don't know if Caitlyn.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
I don't know what the latest roller is there.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
We got someone on to discuss that. That is the
history of use today. Today it's tomorrow Timmuru for Tuesday.
At the twenty eighth of October twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Five, Jerry and the Night They Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
It's time for the latest sport head lines. Takes to
export Ultra the beer for here backaps Bowling coach Jacob
Orham is commanding pastballer Zach Folks for adapting to change
the right armor. Took the spot of Carl Jamison, who
was ruled out of the One Day series against England.
A day before the opening four wicket win, the twenty
three year old unexpectedly took the new ball and claimed
four wickets the second matches in Hamilton tomorrow. Boy did

(13:52):
he bow Wow?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I saw that twenty three, only twenty three.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
I thought he was older than that.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
You gonna touch the Trent bolts about him, doesn't it?
To look at Zach Folk?

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, he's good looking young man. He really does. Really
swings the ball late. And when you come bowling around
the wicket, particularly the left handers, and then you swing
the ball away late like that, you're dangerous.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
What happened to Kyle Jafferson? Another back injury?

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Side strain? It was precautionary apparently.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Sidestrain one of the one of the injuries that is
unique to cricket. You don't really hear of a side
strain in any other sport. There, Nah, it's a bowler's injury.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Jeez, poor oh Coyle Jafferson, Jeez. New Zealand versus England,
New Zeland, New Zealand's still not the Favorite's two ten
England playing dollars seventy two. That matches in Hamilton tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
And the weather looks mainly fine, just the chance of
a shower, so they should get a full gaming.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Man Myrliny and cricketer shres Eyer has suffered a lacerated spleen.
This is injury news today. He's in a Sydney hospital
after falling awkwardly to take a catch in the third
one day internationally against Australia, and the Silver Ferns are
more administration news. The Silver Ferns are keeping any details
around coach Dame no Lean Toto's reinstatement until the end
of the Constellation Cup. Interim captain Karen Berger says the

(15:06):
playing group were told of the news before the third
Test against Australian Hamilton, when New Zealand one to keep
their series hopes alive. Berger adds the team at choosing
to stay in the dark on the matter in order
to focus on the upcoming final team.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Someone, I mean hopefully, when this whole Constellation Cup thing finishes,
can someone just come out and say it is?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
What?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Have it all right? This person wanted this, This person
kicked me out. I didn't want to do it, you
know whatever, Now I'm back. Someone just needs to come
out and say what the hell's going on? M have
they done that? Are we gonna have to wait until
she writes a book in like a decade's time as
it's going to happen.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I think someone needs to be held accountable for all
of this. There's a lot of hullaba loo.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah, can someone leak it?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Someone's made some decisions somewhere because.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Someone get in touch anonymously and leak it to someone
to be a mole on our show. We gotta know
what's going on. It's killing me.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah, because it seems Dame Nolean was happy. It seems
the players were also most of them reason we're happy too,
so someone else was.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
But I thought they kicked her out. Someone's going to
come out and say whatever.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I don't know, very interesting.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Tell you what else is interesting? Something I overheard in
Nashville Hole Jerry.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Andman Night the Hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Nice. Stuart back on the show after a couple of
weeks in the South of the States.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
It's a bitter or worse. I'm happy to be here. Actually,
I'm really enjoying the show this morning, and it's got another,
you know, a couple of hours to really tank. But
so far I'm having them blast. Yeah. I promise I
won't go on about it like I did when I
go back from Australia, but I will say that there's
something funny about you're talking about it before when you're
walking around America. That won the volume at which Americans

(16:42):
can speak, the turn of phrase that they have. You know,
they say some really, I got you, every service person,
so I got you, no worries, I got you. You
can't tell if anyone that you were talking to, if
they're you know, behind a bar or whatever. You can't
tell if they're listening to you or not. They don't
look at you, They just look over there. Yet you
what you want?

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah, if ever you ask for directions, the intense level
of detail in directions as remarkable. What you're going to
do is what you're going to take the third left.
Then you're gonna you're gonna see a big sign on
the rate and it's going to be a blade of that,
and then you're gonna take two blocks down from there,

(17:22):
and then there's a test go just down the rate there.
It's like, whoa, how do you even remember all of
this stuff?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah, the very the very earnest as well, taking the
purse is not part of their culture. That's very us
and the sort of anglosphere like England, Britain, you know, Australia.
We love taking the past. That's our whole culture, that's
our whole sense of humor. They don't have that at all.
No no irony, no irony, very little sarcas, no sarcas.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Not help by the fact they can't quite work out
what you're saying with your accent.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
I realized that I had to introduce myself as a
WIF from New Zealand or something, you know, just to
let them know I do have an egg. You're not
losing your mind. I have an accent. I am speaking English.
It's very quick and because they don't have a frame
of reference for our accent, they don't get us at all.
We might so in New Zealand, when me and the
missus are making an order and they ask for a

(18:10):
name for the order, will always use her name because
if I go Mania, they go, how do I spell that?
It's the whole thing. If I go Jess or Jeff,
then that's that's straight in there. Well, in America, they
couldn't understand Jess the way we say Jess.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Juice, juice. Yes, jeez.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
So when we placed an order and they were just
like I was like Jess and they're like cheese. We're
standing in the line.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
That was like the cheese.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
I checked the docket the order for cheese, and then
we're standing in the line. They go, we got order
for cheese with cheese. And then another one. I was
like Jess, like yeah, and what's your last name? What
does his last name start? With us like B and
they were like jim B, jim B. It's not a language,

(19:00):
but it is, you know, it's a bit of a
language bearer. But so walking up and down Broadway in Nashville,
it is. It is everything you think of it is.
It's Disneyland for Hillbillies. It's just country music. Four floors
of country music, every bar, all up and down the
road for about three or four blocks. It is Incredible's
not I've never seen anything like.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
It because Nashville is the homer country music. It is,
It's where it all began.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
And so every night Tuesday Wednesday, you can go out
there and there will be just thirty forty different bands playing.
They all leave. The drummer sits in the window so
you can hear the drummer from every different band. It
is very overwhelming. But anyway, just the things you overhear
because there's a lot of hens, there's and stags does
and you know, people come in there from out of
town Americans and stuff. We're walking along the street one
night and this guy behind me goes, my grandma is pregnant,

(19:48):
and yeah, it MAT's good, but my grandma's pregnant. Oh okay,
I'm having an uncle.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
What okay, wait on, grandma is pregnant.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
My grandma's pregnant. I'm having an uncle.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
I'm having an uncle. This sounds like a Jerry Spring episode.
But also I'm just trying to work out how that works.
Oh my god, it's actually doing my head. So if
I'm just saying that this guy was, how old you
reckon by fifteen sixteen? No, no, like thirty but thirty,

(20:24):
grandma must have been in her forties.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Well, but then also hope, so when he saying I'm
having an uncle as it his.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Well, how does that work? Oh my I can't even
get my head around this.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
All right, we need to go to an air brag
and then we'll wheel a whiteboard in here. Jerry and
we have to write a flow chart.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
We're going to have to do some kind of family tree.

Speaker 6 (20:44):
Full fuck of Pappa on the site Jerry and Mini
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
We're just running through that. That comment that you heard
as you were walking along in Nashville.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
My grandma's pregnant, I'm having an uncle.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Okay, So I mean grandma's pregnant part is probably concerning
enough for many people, many grandchildren. Your grandma's pregnant.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Well, I don't know Tennessee. I think they played by
their own rules in Tennessee, you know, ex to their own.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yeah, I know that. What they we're just saying before that,
it is very Jerry Springer. I know that with Jerry Springer.
They basically went through an area, and it was Tennessee,
into Kentucky and through into the Appellations. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And that was that. They had a name for it.
It was called something Alley and Crazy Alley or.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Something and Grandma.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
It's just basically they got their entire show from that area,
and they fly them up to New York, you know,
whine and dining them, get them to get picked up
on a limo, give them hear and makeup, get them drunk,
et cetera, et cetera, And then they come out and
tell their crazy stories.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Things like my grandma's pregnant, I'm having an uncle. I've
just done the family tree, yes, which is resembling a wreath.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
But because I couldn't quite get my head around. But
so Grandma, let's just Grandma and granddad. Just just focus
on Grandma. Grandma has two kids.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Okay, one of them was walking behind me on Broadway
in Nashville.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Well, no, Grandma. Grandma has the two kids, yes, and
then Grandma's kids then have two more kids. Okay, so
you're one of the two kids that Grandma's kids are
the sure, let's call let's call the father Terry Taro. Yeah,
so Grandma had Terry, and then Terry had Maniah. Okay,
calls it and Maniah then and then Grandma then has

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another kid, yes, and that goes along horizontally to Terry,
you know, straight along from Terry as one more kid,
Terry's brother, Terry's brother becomes your uncle. But Terry's brother
could be one month old, and you might be twinny.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
But here's the twist in the story, Jerry. This is
where the vine start to braid because he's said the
way he Phraser was, my grandma is pregnant. I'm having
an uncle.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
So okay, So that means that maybe Manyah has gone
above Terry and he has slept with grandma to produce,
to produce uncle.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Who's the new uncle Terry Jerry Jerry, and so uncle
Jerry is also my son.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, so at that point, the family tree, it doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Well, it can't have a tree like that, That's what
I'm saying. It's a wreath, it's been twisted around. You've
got a big semi circle coming around the side. Very confusing. Anyway,
we'll put that into a PowerPoint s bridge that if
you follow ALONGO I've got to take through on three
four A three someone from Wyman he shouldn't be throwing star.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
That's true. That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Well, this is why I was uniquely equipped to explain it.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
I think Jerry and Maniah the hold ikey breakfast, Jerry
and Mania hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
It was quite a weekend, I'm going to say, feeling
a little bit. You can hear in the voice. She
was a late couple of late nights and I was
part of the inaugural Poodletown Olympics, which is the first
of a time that that was attempted to be run,
which everyone took it on a country and it was

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organized by my partner Tosi can I.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
So Purdletown, first off, that is Parnu in the Corimandle.
That's right, town renowned for its poodles.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
So many kovoodles, I mean it should be renamed Kverdal Town.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Any sort of noodle variant will be found there, so
many dogs. Is Labor weekend the first weekend that you
start going to the Coromandle if you have a place there.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Basically it certainly looked in terms of the amount of traffic.
I think people go for Labor weekend because they can
hear out the place. You know, you go, you go
to your beach house and you clean it up and
you get ready for the summer holidays.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
And the dreamer is that you're going to catch one
afternoon where it's warm enough where you can go to
the beat.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
That's exactly right, and then that's that's the weekend that
you go down to the bench and realize that someone
turned off the freezer.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Yeah, and the.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Bison in there.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
There's a whole lot of rotting meat in your house
and it's absolutely reachs and you've got maggots for three
your freezer.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
I The same thing happens down south Labor weekends. The
first weekend, everyone starts going to the lakes and it
is always waiting. I mean you will. You will wake
up in a ten to the lakes and there will
be a frost outside your team.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
You know.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
But every year you're like, but I might jag that
because you know, once in a decade there'll be a
Saturday afternoon that hits nineteen degrees.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
You know. Well, you're a friend who posted something to
me the other day Darren Wonica over the weekend. Yeah
snow and Monica.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah snow.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
I saw that snow and I mean Monica's like, what
three hundred and fifty four hundred minutes above sea level?
But that's that's low.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
So yeah, poor oldly but that's labor wicket. That's so
New Zealand. And that's why we shouldn't have cricket before
Labour weeking.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
No exactly, you just you don't know where you're gonna get.
But it can be great.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Well, it's like the opening weekend for you know, Duck hunting,
or for duck hunting, or for ski season. You know,
this is the opening weekend for batches and cribs all
around the country. And so you went down there and
organized some sort of Olympics.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, some kind of tossy and a couple of our
friends put a lot of effort on. Actually there were
four events, and you had you were assigned by Ai
actually a country, and we were assigned Brazil.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Now, who were the participants in this, Well, just a
whole lot of our friends that all.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Had batches around the same area.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah, and people that came down and stayed with other
people who had batches and stuff. So there was actually
probably about I'm going to say fifty people, what fifty
people involved in it.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
That's an impressive amount of admint, quite a.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Lot of massive amount of admint. And the events were
beach flags. This is not done on the beach, by
the way, beach.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Flags, So that's where you lie down facing away from
the flag, jump up, sprint.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Sprint, go and grab flag and you get eliminated over time.
There was a basketball competition where you had to shoot
free throws free throw cap. There was a golf chipping
part of it. Right, there was and then what else
was that there was one that was a drinking game
that involved sculling drinks, and there was another one that

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the last that the signature event was the hobby horse
and so, which was quite an event, especially by the
time it got to that was the last event.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
And now is this the one to the drinking event?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
I think it's I think I've seen this online where
you hold the little horse between your legs and you
run around and jump over like you're a three day event.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
And this was all done in the equestrian track. Oh no,
it's got an a questrian track. There's never been a
horse in it. The closest it's ever had as a
hobby horse.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Now, is it like a like a dressage ring, Yeah,
with the mirrors that have the mirrors.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
It's got no mirrors. It doesn't have it doesn't have
a sand floor. It's got grass. But I think originally
when the place was designed, because Poodletown was a designed
beach place, they designed it they thought that people were
going to go there and turn up and do like
a question on it, on it you'll bring charisma with it. Anyway,
I'll come back with the rest of it. Of why

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I just happened to be driving along in a carnival outfit.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I think I know why. I think I know why
you're in the carnival outfit. I can't explain Shane Cameron that.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Jerry and Night the Hotarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
So I was just telling the story of why I
ended up earn a carnival outfit with Shane Cameron driving
along in a car and poodletown. It's very difficult to
drive with those feather headdressers, by the way, But that's
a whole other story. We would assign Team Brazil as
part of the Parian Olympics.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yes, that that part I sort of stitched together that part.
I understand. I can see you were a general. AI
gave you each team a country to represent. I could
tell that you were you were Brazil. The picture is
up on our story right now, so go and have
a look at that if you need a visual aid.
But I don't understand is why is Shane Cameron in
the photo?

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Well, this is the interesting thing. We had a couple
Team Brazil had a couple of late injuries that came
in will. One injury, particularly to a friend of us
who broke his finger brutally with sideways like a full
snap no good how a week before lifting concrete oddly
a week before, and so he couldn't be in the team.

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So Shane Cameron and his lovely wife run a gym
and one of my friends goes to that gym, and
so Shane was coming down and staying with them. And
so someone said, well, you need a couple of extra
people on your team. Maybe Shane could go on your team.
And I was like, we will have shanea.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
And absolutely, I'll break someone else's finger. We can get Shane.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Can we also incorporate a boxing Yes, that's a artist
and there.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Let's have a one minute scrap section of.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
The Yeah, and I thought, and then and then Tolsey
pulled out the outfit in the morning. Shane hadn't been
around at the stage, and she said, here's your outfit.
You want to try it on. I tried it on.
It's a leotard, yes, it's a leotard, a tight leotard
that goes around the top with a feather headg wress. Yes,
and these feather things that go around your feet. And

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it's luckily there was some modesty shorts, because otherwise it
was the full package. You could see you know, everything.
It was just tight. It was a female's outfit. It
was not a male's outfit.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
A knuckling of it, a mess.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
So absolutely, So I've got this thing on and tried
it on. It's like, this is going to be embarrassing.
And then by the way, Shane's going to be in
your team, and I was like, great, man, going to
be interesting when he tries on this outfit.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
So he's agreed to this before he's seen the feather Bower.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
So he thought, your team, Brazil, that sounds like a
bit of fun. He turns up and we had a
team meeting at our place half an hour beforehand. Shane Cameron. Right,
I've never met Shane Cameron before, Cad Shane could Jeremy,
how you going nice? Lovely man?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
And I was already in my outfit right, So that's
his first action to the seven Sharp guys. Why was
he dressed like this?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
And he goes, am, I wearing one of those? And
I said you sit me and he goes where is it?
And I said it's over there. He goes go and
wake it on straight away, straight into it, no problems
at all, chucks it on comes back out of the bathroom, like,
I mean that man is a he's a heavyweight boxer. Yeah,
he he's in goodnick. Yeah, let me just say he's

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in Goodnack.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
I've interviewed him before and he's talked talked about that.
He's just like, I can't have someone drive past me
on the street and be like, is that Shane Cameron. Jeez,
he's let himself go. So he's very conscious of it.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
He hasn't let himself go at all. No, he's in
good neck. So he's in the outfit in the leat
haard with the head dress.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Did your impulse go through the roof when you had
to tell Shane Cameron he had to put on the car.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I was super interested to see how he'd take it.
He just just with a plump. He took it with
a plump. He just was yep, good as gold. He
comes out and then we had to work out our
team dance, which was the sumber, and so we all
had to sumber together and we then learnt the sumber
which is one two three one two three one two three,
arms to the side, yes, arms both to the side

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each side, and then your legs go right kind of
wrap around.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yes on a grapevine sort of motion.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Now, Shane Cameron great footwork in the ring.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Well, but was he not on a Dancing with the
Stars twenty fifteen.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
He was on Dancing with a Steak.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Okay, I didn't see that. But let's just say the
sumber that Shane Cameron was attempting looked a lot like
he was squaring up. He would square up one way,
then go southpaw, then square up and then sort of
change around. And the first we're coming out, I was like, Okay,
the hands need to be a little soft, outstretched.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
The fingers please.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
I think more jazz.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Anything Shane Cameron does looks like he's screwing up. Because
it's Shane Cameron.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Looks like he's going to smash someone. I don't think
the idea of the summer is that you're going to
smash someone. Well, anyway, we learned that, we learned the routine.
Great he got he was he was great in the
beach flags. He didn't do the hobby horse, solid in
the drinking game. A great addition to the team. And
let's just say Team Brazil took it out. Oh, congratulations,

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Team Brazil took it out.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Sez, you're in a rich vein of form at the moment.
Buddy chasing the Fox, Shane Cameron hobby horsing and around Poodletown.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
And it's never got anything to do with me, both guys,
Mark Richardson, maybe with me. Now I've got Shank Cameron
on the team. Got some great rang uns. I tell you,
did you get the costume back of him? Now he's
still got it interesting man.

Speaker 6 (33:34):
Jerry and Mania The hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mania
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
O luckys biggest lose.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
So going back over it's the history of the segment.
You split your pants at the gym. You decided that
you'd set yourself a target of getting under one hundred kgs.
You gave yourself three years and we're currently at week
number thirty three.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
As the crow flies, he's been there's been ups.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
And downs, starting at one one hundred and twelve point one,
and then we'd dip dip down under the one tens
down into the one O Five's. The last I believe
officially we've been is one O three point seven.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yes, now that was after a bit of a yodel
and a heavy movement. The next morning, that was drained
of all fluids. That was my Yeah, my shipping weights, skeleton,
my carcass weight. That is, that is what you would
get for me at the freezing works.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
You're a skeleton with a beard.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Terry Black's hat. Two weeks off, I was in Texas,
home of barbecue, of which I was overseerd. I'm wearing
a hat that I actually stole from a barbecue joint there.
Terry Blacks got a lot of kudos with his hat
around America. Will say that apparently quite a famous place.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Terry Seria Black's a great place. But can I say
I was there with you and you accidentally.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
I was overserved.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Well, it was it was like I liken it to
going through a prison cafeteria. It was just you were hustled.
You were bustled. There was people.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yelling at you, inmates rattling on their cages.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, it would follow on next thing. You know that
the chuck and meat on your plate. You didn't even
know you're wanted. You got sausage, you've got you've got
slow cocked.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Breast briskirt, you got your pork ribs, You've got beef
ribs that looked like something they would serve Fred Flinstone
and that drive through.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yeah, and then it's all weighed on scales and you're
you're you're paid by the pound, do you pay?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I've had about one hundred and forty pucks Because they
just loaded out with so much food. I became like
an attraction to turry blacks. People were stopping, people were
ubering from other suburbs to have a look at their
amount of food.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Believe it. And this is America. People like people were
taking photos of you.

Speaker 7 (35:50):
Right.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
At one point, you go, okay, now in this attraction,
all right, and you had to You had so much
food you and Joe Jerry had to take it home
and put it in your and your fridge works. By
that stage, had so many kebabs and so many chicken
fried rices, and you're collecting food from all over the states.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Squirreling it away. Well, this is the thing. The amount
of food I bought versus how much I ate, completely
two completely different stories. Having said that, at the end
of the night, we all ate the cold leftovers and it.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Was very good.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
That's very good. Anyway, long short of all of that
is today, I think it will be no surprise to
anyone that I will be the heaviest I think I've
ever been. I landed on Sunday, and I basically I've
not eaten well over the last two days. We have
a texture on three four eight three. We're going to
set the line at one oh seven point five over
under for the Tuesday check out. Would would either of

(36:38):
you like to take a side on that I'm.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Taking it over. I'm taking it over based on the
fact that I saw you eat over there, and I
saw you, I saw you order, Actually you didn't see me.
The man can order food. The man can order from
a food truck situation where we're being circled. We've got
we've got the we've got all of the wagons are
circling there, the food wagons.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Six different food. If anyone didn't listen to the podcast
while we were over there, I went over and I
was so steamed. After the festival Day two, I went
and ordered a burrito. Then I went over and ordered
a halal suvlaki. Then I went over and ordered something else,
and then forgot that I'd ordered the first one. So
I went over and ordered again and set in motion
and taking time bomb that when I got back to

(37:19):
the table with Jerry. All of a sudden it exploded,
and we've got three different food truck vendors all yelling
my name at the same time.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
I've never seen something order from so many different food trucks,
and not just entrees big old manes. Anyway, you don't
think you ate any of it. It's just ended up
in your fridge.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I didn't add some corn chips and some guessel, and
that was about.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
So based on that plus fact plus the fact that
you retain a lot of fluid on those long haul flights.
Oh yeah, it's fluid or tention.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
And then I went to Nashville, which is the home
of fried chicken, which I can explain to you the
first person who ever made hot chicken. By the way,
later on the show, it's quite an interesting story. Ruda,
Do you want to go over under one O seven
point five.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
I'm going to go under. I actually think you're looking
quite slim, and I'm gonna go I'm gonna go on
the one O sixes.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Oh I needed that this morning, Thank you very much, Ruder.
But you are wrong this morning. I am one hundred
and eight kilos flat. Oh that's okay, one O eight flat.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
That's geez, that could be one oh seven point nine.
I mean, you could be in the one o sevens
if you hadn't retained all that fluid.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Let's see how we go. Let's see how we go.
Next week is going to be very interesting whether I
whether I snap back to the sixes this time next
week or if I'm still around the one o eight.
This is gonna be the telling time. And I've left
myself a mountain of work to do before the end
of the year, so I'm gonna have to really lock in.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
I believe in you.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Thank you, Jerry in the night, the Hodarchy, Breakfast, the.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Hierarchy, Breakfast, Mastermind, I see Friday's Mastermine topic was public holidays,
but Eddie the large animal vet from.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Topor couldn't take away the price, which I see means
today we've got one hundred and fifty dollars to give away.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Yeah, one hundred and fifty dollars today. I eight hundred hurdarchy.
I eight hundred and four to eight seven two five
is the number to call.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
And since I've just returned from an anthropological tour of Tennessee, Okay,
I went to Nashville much like Jerry's soiree through Indonesia.
Today's mastermin topic is Tennessee.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yeah, so forty five seconds, five questions. You've just got
to get three correct to win that one hundred and
fifty dollars. Not too difficult.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
No, Actually, I wouldn't have thought so, because I'm gonna
be honest. We did the old hop on, hop off bus.
They gave us a lot of tips and trucks around Tennessee,
and I could have made this a lot harder, but
I think this is very gootable.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Good morning, Welcome to Radio Hurdiche. How are we talking
to Briani? Hi, Briany, how's it going good? Thanks?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Have you ever been to Tennessee before?

Speaker 7 (39:54):
No, and I didn't even hear what the topic was.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Are you reversing there now, Briani, I've got him more? Good? Excellent?
So you got forty five forty five seconds, Briani. You're
gonna ask you five questions. You gotta get three quicked
when you can pass it any time, Briany, and come
back to that question if we've got time, Question number
one for Briani for one hundred.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Brian's gone right, Brian's gone gone. So now, Brian so
what so Briani's going to call back and then she's
only got twenty seconds.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
No, we have to say, we have to stop, stop stop,
stop the clock.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Okay with his Brian's.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Briani, Sorry, Briany, something happened you dropped down?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Hold on, did Brinie drop out or do we drop hurt?
Because that could be a justice for Tony situation.

Speaker 7 (40:46):
Least go with you. Let's go with you. I like that.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
We might have to get you have to have one
point on the board for justice for Tony.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
That don't Yeah, I think you do.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Let's let's have a crack.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Okay, here we go, Let's get back into it, Briani.
Question one with who do Dolly Parton have the nineteen
eighty three hit? Yes, which Tennessee native directed movies such
as Kill Bill and Dan Joe unchained, Oh.

Speaker 7 (41:11):
I Forgot the Same past?

Speaker 3 (41:13):
And which city would you find? Elvis Presley's mentioned Graceland
and Oh God Pass? What is the name of the
NFL team based in Nashville, Tennessee. Christapleton released a popular
cover of which song in twenty.

Speaker 7 (41:28):
Fifteen, taking Caitlin's song Drive.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Which Tennessee native directed movies such as Kill Bill and
The Django Unchained.

Speaker 7 (41:41):
Oh, I forgot Brianie.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I felt like you were eighty percent of the way
there with most of those questions.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Yeah, it's just hard under precious. Sometimes.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Elvis Presley has mentioned Gracelanders in Memphis. The NFL team
is the Tennessee Titans, and you were thinking of Luke
Colmbs with the fast Card song. Chris Chris Apleton was
Tennessee whiskey.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
Sure tennesseees bad.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Luck, Brianie bad like Briani good luck. With's a reversing
and just quickly. A text on three four eight three
from term Justice for Tony Jesus said.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Dan Joe, I did and she she had got one correct.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
She's gone and she hung up. She's a little hanger
up the big gun on there.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
We'll come back to her. We'll come back to it.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Jerry and the Hodarchy breakfast. Jerry and Mini the Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
We are talking about your lame claims to fame. Oh
eight hundred HODEKEI. You can give us a call and
tell us about it, or you can give us a
text three four eight three and we'll read it out.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Just like this one that came through very early. Lame claim.
Once got told to f off by Ken Rutherford after
telling him to put away the hook shot during a
practice knit before and I have McLean par ah. Fun fact,
this was Fleming's debut where he scored ninety nine out
Danny Morrison also got a hat trick. Neither player got
mad of the match. Rudders got out hooking.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Oh rud. I remember there was a time and he
was just getting right inside at Ken Rutherford. He's also
trying to dab it down little lake cuts down to
third man and he's got out chopping on a lot
at that time. It's a bit cool turning up to
the practice nets and then giving advice to an international cricketer.
I have got a friend whose lame claim to fame

(43:33):
is that he sledged Andre Nell, the South African fast bowler,
in the nets and completely put him off his line
in length. Started sort of pecking on his front arm
and saying, look mate, you're not pulling. You need to
start pulling. Started giving him advice and he just he
just couldn't. The guy couldn't bowl and he actually struggled
on the tour after that. He claims that it was

(43:54):
his sledging in the net got in his head.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
These do have a tendency to go very cricket heavy,
which we love. But the lame of the better. This
one's lame as lame claim. My grandparents lived next to
a lady in Wellington who used to be Alfred Hitchcock's secretary.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Oh wow, okay, that's that's how many removed grandparents one Hitchcock,
two neighbor three secretary was a secretary. That's four times
removed from some kind of fame, from.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
A director of that's not like an actor or anything.
I once played Paul against Kevin Barry and his bodyguard
at a work Christmas party had a pabnaker. He wasn't
happy when my work mate and I won.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Kevin Barry has a bodyguard.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah, you wouldn't have thought Kevin Barry would need a bodyguard.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
That's interesting because I was just tending to Shane Cameron
about this over the weekend. There's a great name drop
there and the professional box of Shane Cameron. He said
that nobody's ever had a crack at him, and he goes,
it would be stupid if someone did. I'm a professional box.
I could do this ten thousand rounds of boxing rounds.
You know some dudes turned up with a who's fought

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for third? Seconds before we had a scrap. Yeah, you guys,
they always start with the right.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I see it coming from my low lame claim to fame.
As a youngster about ten years old, Shane warn was
signing autographs when Australia played Essex at cricket and the
ashes built up. Australia do play a lot of cricket.
Shane Waran will play for them quite often. Upon receiving
his autograph, I shouted nice one warning and a terrible
Ossie accent. How his teammates used to shout it after

(45:26):
a good ball nice one morning. He just replied, No
need to be smartest, you could just say thank.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
You, that's good, that's good. You imagine the amount of
times that people have said that, Oh they must get
darling Shane. It's that and it's who had all the pies.
I think we've got Malcolm on the line. Good morning, Malcolm.
What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 7 (45:47):
Are you?

Speaker 8 (45:48):
When I was a young feller in the days, I
used to junior today and I once bought a pier
of rebox off them. It's sports shoes and Dominion Road
name of my day. Unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
What kind of shoes with it?

Speaker 8 (46:04):
Do you remember Rebox? You know pumped big at the time,
the pump but yeah, Rebox pumps, remember those ones? Yeah,
and you yeah, just pump a bunch of here and
around your foot.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
And then you get dunk.

Speaker 8 (46:18):
Yeah, like a dunk off ive fort seven. So you
didn't really work.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
I tried, thanks for your thanks for your call, Malcolm.
I want Bold Junior to know out in the social
creckt go right. And then he claimed that I hadn't
bolt him out, that our keeper had knocked the bails off.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Oh drama, that's that's right up there. Leehart once brought
a toaster off Chaffu, and that is right with one
of them. With these lame class I wonder if it's
a four piece or a two piece. Might have actually
been a George Foreman girl, now that I think back
on it.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Eight hundred eight hundred forty eight seven five. That's number
to call, or you can flickers the text on three
four eight three your lame claims to fame. Well, I
have more in just a moment.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Jerry and Mini the Hodichy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
We are currently talking about your lame claims to fame
three four eight, three or eight hundred Hodaki, as you said,
and I have just been in your thought that we
didn't have any more lay our listeners didn't have any
more lame claims to fame. It's a it's a bottomless well.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
It is. And I think part of it is because, again,
like I keep saying, small country, everyone knows someone who's
fame adjacent but not necessarily famous. And then also that
they keep happening. You know, one happened to me over
the last couple of weeks, in fact a couple I
met a man whose grandmother was pregnant and he was
having an uncle.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Here's Dylan on the line. Good morning, Dylan, Welcome to
the show. Hey gun, what's your lame claim to fame? Dylan?

Speaker 9 (47:47):
About sixteen seventeen years ago, I thinkers in a race? Woku?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Oh what we were riding motorbike or.

Speaker 9 (48:00):
Was cars?

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Congrat I've gotta say, Dylan, that's not that lame. No,
it's very good.

Speaker 9 (48:07):
Yeah, it was when he headed this tools early days.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
So now tell me this. I presume you watch a
bit of motor sports. Whenever he wins something or shows
up on the screen, do you immediately tell the.

Speaker 9 (48:20):
Closest person I've never shut up at it.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
I wouldn't either. Thanks for your call, Dylan. Yeah, here's
another text here. On three four three at Homegrownd, my
husband and I were in a lift at the Copthorne
Hotel in Wellington and Dave Dobbin got it. My dangerous
esteemed husband started fangirling and told him how much he
loved his song sailing. We are sailing after pregnant pause.
Dave said, that's by Rod Stewart. He's never lived it.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Down whaling whaling, not sailing. We went down to the
this is another lame claim to fame, but we went
down to the sale GP last year and ak and
they got it got called off because there were dolphins
in the harbor. Dave Dobbin came on and he said, Hi,
I'm Dave Dolphin and this is my song Whalen and

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he played that's good.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Here's a text down on three for three saw Tohu
Harris buying a sixteen dollars Loto turn a countdown recently
tough times after exiting the NRL.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Question, mat I don't know if that's a lame claim
to fame scene. So I suppose it is. He saw
saw Harris by a sixteen Interesting that you knew exactly
what ticket he bought.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Well, you're looking over the show now, would you know?
It was sixteen dollars? Is a shot a big screen
or something?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
How does that get you? Powerball? Sixteen dollars?

Speaker 3 (49:35):
It must be? I think that is powerable, is it?
Lane claimed fame as a ten year old boy in
a small rural South Otago town. I once shared a
school swimming sports trophy with ex Olympic transthlete Tony Dodds.
He was in the age group above, but I could
never beat the bagger in a swim race. Keep up
the good words. Here's Everett nice one. What have we

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got here? Lane claimed to fame. Played a game of
pull against Andy ding Go and Coast and he had
a loud T shirt on, and my poor partner said
to him, how did they let you in here with
that shirt? And he replied, how did you get in
here with that face?

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Oh it's quite sixty nine years old, any didn't you.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
I once lived next door to Nikki Watson's parents as
a kid, and when she visited. I would steer through
the fence try and get a look at her next
stairs operation.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Very interesting. My lame claim to fame, unofficial world record
holder for the longest journey on an amphibious pecnic table.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I feel like I remember this twenty three kves Was
that across lake top? Or maybe? Why was it a fit?
Or am I thinking of a Johnan?

Speaker 3 (50:40):
I'm thinking of thinking of Johnathan being on a bouncy
castle having a lot. Here, we've got a couple more
glame claims to fame. I lived with Hydra Cassini's nephew
for four years. See that's a that's a beauty morning, guys.
Came the builder here in Grisbone. I went to Idawa
College in the mid nineteen eighties. Jim Acki's twin daughters
were there. Jim was also a relieving teacher. Really he

(51:03):
used to teach us, but we never saw him again
after the Great Cumberger incident, and apparently as girls were
never the same after it.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I don't think any of us were Jerry, to be honest, No, God,
how punishing must it be to be Jim Hagee's twin daughters.
How often they it's going to rain today.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
You're goidding, oh, yeah, this here, okay, this is the
last one for today. Andrew here from Dunedin. I once
saw Daniel Loader naked in the changing rooms at Muana Paul.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
How do you go.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
That's that's pretty.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Good Jerry and the hot I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Nice. Nice to have you back from the States.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
I mean that too. I know often people come back
from holiday and they're like, oh, good to be there.
Come wait to be back a week After a couple
of weeks, you do feel like, you know, you want
to sleep back in your own bed. You want to
go back to seeing people that you recognize. Stop wanting
to be a tourist. Yeah, it's something about being a terrorist. Yeah,
it's fun for the first few days. Yeah, you're like,
this is called I'm from news. You could you point
to us on a mat and then after a while

(52:02):
it's likeright, just give me out here.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
And also there's that thing where you're just constantly getting fleeced. Yeah,
particularly in the States, Like they know, in the States,
they are no barriers to you spending money. No, there's
no such thing as a barrier spending money.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
You can't tell if they're ripping you off or not.
You just sort of got to give into it anyway.
So the whole way around, I as I do whenever
I'm away, I think of you guys the whole time.
I miss you guys quite a lot. And so I've
got you gifts as I went around. Oh, you shouldn't
have brought you all gifts? You should you should have. Yes,
what I have for you, ruder, I brought you this

(52:35):
is a commemorative guitar pick from the one hundredth anniversary
of the Grand Old Operas.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Great, that's a thoughtful present musician.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Yeah, and you can play with that as well. That
will open and you can. Yeah, you can play your
nixt gig with a guitar pick from the one hundredth
anniversary of the Grand Old Opery.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Three dollars us, guys, it's a good prison.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I thought about scribbling that out exchange.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
That's actually quite a lot of money, about seventy.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Probably had to put a tip on the top of
that as well.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Here. Okay, so Zoe, this is I saw this immediately
I thought of you. This is a cowboy boot mood
ring for you. So now that changes color nice, depending
on what your mood is. Now, that is ostensibly a
gift for you, but that is actually a gift for me.
So when I walk in the morning, I can tell
what kind of mood you're in.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
So currently it's a it's a ring with a cowboy
boot on it, yes, and it's currently blue.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Now hold on, because I did take a screenshot of
what the different colors mean. I'll scroll back and find
that that's great.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Well, blue must mean you're sad.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Blue means relaxed and at ease, being relaxed or read.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
And the thing is, it's Zoe's freezing cold the whole time,
so I imagine that it will be Is there a cold?
Is there a being cold?

Speaker 1 (53:55):
These are the ones we need to watch out for.
If it is red, she is unsettled. Yes, it is yellow,
shares trained. If it goes black, run she's dying.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
She has two very thoughtful gifts so far.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Is it does it go? Does it actually go read?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
I have not seen it go read?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Okay, has read in your presence yet?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Not in my presence yet. But let's keep that on
for the rest of the week. We'll see how we go.
Could you pass that one over?

Speaker 3 (54:22):
To Jerry please, oh this is interesting. Okay, this is
this is a toilet roll.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
This is not a tole, but it is wrapped in
a napkin. That is a shot glass from Margaritaville, Jimmy Buffets.
Oh my god, your name on it.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
It's five o'clock somewhere. It says with Jerry on it,
with a Pelican sipping a margarita.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Wasting away again in Margaret. That's very kind to night
there you go, guys, an Atobla on for out in
the office as well.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
That's very very generous.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
And for anyone out there who's going away on a
trip through so maybe over Christmas or whatever. This is
how you keep people on side by, because because when
you're away from the office and you're posting on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Breakfast Jerry and Mni the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
And news while you're away midnight. Yes, rudah here has
secured himself some tickets to away, says this week.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
In congratulations Ruder, congratulations. So what they're playing on Saturday?

Speaker 5 (55:23):
They're playing Friday Saturday and then also on Melbourne next Tuesday,
which is Melbourne Cap Day.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Yeah, So rudis decided to go this, they're playing Sydney
as well. They plays Sidney and Melbourne, right, and Ruders
decided to go with the Melbourne option.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Yeah, okay, so what day? Saturday?

Speaker 5 (55:38):
So I'm going on Saturday because that was the best
for flights because I really like looking for cheap flights
and I really like looking for cheap accommodation or no accommodation.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Well, so here's here's Okay, Rudy's going to run you
through his itnery.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
Okay, so his flight leaves leave your Zealand, Yes, at
one thirty pm on Saturday, which is.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
So that's eleven thirty and you basically land at the
same time in Australia.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
So you'll land at one land at three point thirty
in Melbourne. So then I'll have a few hours to
get myself to the gig. Yeah, and I've managed to
get tickets into the front.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Of the ga nice in the mosh. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
I'm gonna mo hard.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Are you going with anyone?

Speaker 5 (56:18):
No, just by myself, bro, So Rude is by himself
flying solo, I asked. I asked my wife if she
would like to go. She declined.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Carry on only year, carry on chicken luggage.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
But going to take a blanket and a pillow.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Okay, and you'll find out why in just a moment.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Okay, So when do you fly back?

Speaker 5 (56:37):
So the flight back is six forty five am the
next day on the Sunday early.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Yeah, that's very early early, and so rud is going
to have to be at the airport at four forty five,
two hours before departure.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
So the gig presumably finishes around ten to eleven.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
Year eleven thirty, So then you will get out of
Marvel Stadium.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
And then get back to the hotel probably about midnight.
Post you'll get like three hours sleep.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
No hotel, no hotel, motel, no ship club, no no, no,
no no. I'm going to go maybe have a responsible
drink or two at a bar. I obviously won't know anyone,
and then I'll drive it with and then I'll make
my way sober down to the airport and then I'll
have a couple of our sleep at the airport.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Dury. That's why he's taking a blanket and pillow.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Oh my good, what but hold on because you got
no So where are you going to go to the
gig with the blanket and the pillow?

Speaker 5 (57:30):
No? No, God, we are going to leave that when
you thought this out. You can hire a locker a store.
It's locker at Melbourne Airport. Well, I will leave my
backpack I eat hand luggage, and I'll also leave my
blanket and pillows.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Sweet man, this feels like a primo. We've done before.
Ge lane's in the student lane. Haven't we done something?
We sent a winner to a gig with no accommodation
and that No, actually, didn't you do this?

Speaker 7 (57:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Yeh know.

Speaker 10 (57:52):
We we flew to the Gold Coast and our speedos
and nothing else to get a wat in wild. So
we can bring with your past born a toothbrush.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Yeah, a whole plane.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
The whole plane freezing on the blanket.

Speaker 10 (58:07):
You use the blanket, Yeah, he's a blank on the flight.
It was the enormal flight of virgin I think to
cool and gatter, and so we filled it with people
in speedos and bikinis.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Okay, well, did I want you to check a speedo on.

Speaker 10 (58:20):
We all know he's going to go to the knock.
Come on, we all know he's here.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
There are a few holes in the itinery and that's
all I know.

Speaker 10 (58:27):
Somewhere you can hire a bed for an hour or
so if you booked a couple.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Of holes in Themary, Yeah you did.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Jerry and Minia. The Hodichy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Sports Chat with acc head Lane caught you my head
Sport Ultra the beer for here, Welcome.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
To the Hiderchey Breakfast a cc here g laying that cricket.
Great result for New Zealand. It turns out we're better
at the fifty over format.

Speaker 10 (58:55):
Well we are number two in the world. We are
ranked second in the world behind India. That doesn't really
count because they always gonna be number one because they cheack.
So yeah, great to get the first w of the
Spring Slash Summer.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
So New Zealand taking that out to twenty four for six,
it was it was really Zach Folks that started things off. Yeah,
it's great opening spell.

Speaker 10 (59:14):
Yeah, we were trying to kind of drill into where
we've seen him before and he is channeling Chris Harris
off a long run that Lance Kens would do. So
he's Lance Kens into Chris Harris through the crease.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
With a bit of Bobby Kennett Robert Kennedy, yes, throwing
in in the action.

Speaker 10 (59:33):
So but the big in swingers thing. English team really
struggled again I don't think they've done much video work
against Zach Folks because they were struggling with his in hoopers.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Yeah big, that were big laden hoopers.

Speaker 10 (59:44):
Oh yeah, that was It was good to watch. There
were in all sorts of trouble. They shouldn't have actually
got to two hundred and twenty four or whatever. They
got to twenty five. Apart from Harry Brooks obviously we
followed the script, dropped him on sixty went on to
score one hundred and thirty five.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
It was like watching a.

Speaker 10 (59:59):
Game of Last Man's Stay. You know you've played Last
Man's stands. It's like when the best batsman is betting
last like, oh, we're.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Never going to get this guy out.

Speaker 10 (01:00:05):
Yeah he at the end he wasn't running. He was
just hitting sixers and fours and our mate Luke would
with the teeth. The donkey was just standing at the
other end, just watching him.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
At six one hundred and thirty five of one hundred
and one balls.

Speaker 10 (01:00:18):
Yeah, but I mean, lady scored two hundred and twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
So he was a man of the match.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
How do you feel about that? I don't know how
I feel about the man of the person of the match.

Speaker 10 (01:00:27):
They're all men, so you can say a man of
the match.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
I don't know how I feel about that being coming
from the losing team.

Speaker 10 (01:00:34):
Yeah, that's an interesting We discussed that into the commentary
because obviously folks was that was a pretty devastating spell
for for he got at the start, knocked.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Over the first three.

Speaker 10 (01:00:43):
Yeah, I don't know, but it was a pretty incredible
winnings from Harry Brook. God, he loves New Zealand. It's
like a small He's luck. He's he's like he's a
drug addict and we are the heroine and he just
loves it. He's just like, give me more.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
He is in the opium den. He is moment hooked up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Yep. Yeah, how much does he look like a Yeoman?

Speaker 10 (01:01:02):
Yeah, he's got He's certainly English.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
He's he's got a real Middle Ages peasant sort of vibe.

Speaker 10 (01:01:08):
Interestingly enough, at school he was quite he was a
pos and his nickname was the heavy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Roller Harry Brook.

Speaker 10 (01:01:16):
But he's obviously grown into his body and he's a
weird say he's an athlete.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Now. Having a look at the NPC Canterbury.

Speaker 10 (01:01:25):
I did and do you know what, for the first
twenty minutes, I was cocker hoop. What a great what
a great final though, played at four o'clock in the
afternoon in the sunshine down there in christ Church, in
that stadium that they're slowly tearing down. Hopefully people took
home seats with them. But yeah, in the end Canterbury
were too strong. They're big players, Brandon en Or and
the like. Fe Hockey just took it away from Atago

(01:01:48):
unfortunately and once again a Tago just suffering from the
little brother syndrome.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Yeah, well, I mean I saw a lot of discussion
on social media around this is the worst thing that
could happen to rugby is Cannibury wanting yet another another
trophy that got Super Rugby. Now they've got the MPC.

Speaker 10 (01:02:02):
Again, but they hadn't won the NPC in ages.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
No donkeys is not And actually because people think of
Canterbury as the breeding ground for the Crusaders, it's not
Tasman is. That's where most of the Crusaders players come from,
I think. But anyway, Canterbury win you again? Yeah, Joseph
Parker last year, I reckon this is gunning for him
because for the longest time Joseph park has been on
the verge of getting those title fights against Usak and

(01:02:28):
those that sort of upper Chlan. He was scheduled to
box Usak and then USA pulled out, and then he
had another fight against that other guy, won that one,
then this one. A lot of debate about whether it
was an early stoppage or not. Yeah, it's always a
tough one.

Speaker 10 (01:02:42):
He shit, I mean, from here does he go to WWE.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
There's actually a wrestling there's a Southland Wrestling Federation that
they run down there on Southland TV SWF. He wants
to have a look at that.

Speaker 10 (01:02:56):
Well, I'm serious because I mean, because the pool guys,
what's his creator of what he gets? He just hopes
that this guy Wardley knocks out Husis and then he
that makes his doesn't make his fight look as bad.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
I know, But I think the thing is they don't
want to fight him because he's not a big enough
draw card outside of New Zealand. You know, we love him,
but the rest of the world's like, where's he from?

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Who is he?

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
I think he's in a tough situation because he could
beat any of those top dudes, but he's not a
massive draw which is a tough situation to be in
as a boxer.

Speaker 10 (01:03:23):
Yeah, there's WWE anyways, going to go get into a
small pair of undies, come up with a good nickname,
come up with a sweet move. You just head into that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Are you following the baseball Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:03:32):
I saw that the you know the world you have
to say the world's most hated team. The Dodgers lost
the first game, but they picked up the second game.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
So one all at the moment in the World Series.

Speaker 10 (01:03:42):
Yeah, I had saw a great stat of the Blue
Jays rookie picture pitching against Shohatani, and it had a
live counter on how much money they were earning at
the time, and Otani's was It was clicking over to fifteen, sixteen, seventeen,
eighteen thousand US and the rookie picture she was going
through like six hundred, seven hundred dollars. Struck him out

(01:04:04):
though years now took him out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Did that amount count any of his bits that were.

Speaker 10 (01:04:09):
Coming in on alleged Allegedly that was his translator, Maniah Okay,
his translator. He fell on his sword. She is he
is doing porridge currently. His old translator. Apparently he was
the problem. Yeah, he was the he Now that he's gone,
it's all sort of, it's all all sorted now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Hey, Dave Knowles is back.

Speaker 10 (01:04:25):
Yeah, isn't that nice? Dame Knowles is back? Who knew
what was going on there?

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Will we ever find out?

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
It'll be when it'll we when a book comes out?
Do we want to find out?

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
I want to hold it out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
I want to know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
I want to know what happened. I didn't care before.
Now I'm interested.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Awkward, very awkward.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
The return is going to be awkward. Hi Knowles?

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Yeah, what do you high team?

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
You do a boat race? That's how you kick things after.

Speaker 10 (01:04:49):
Yeah, build the spirit around a run a bottle, that's
how you do it.

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